Thursday, June 14, 2007
Douchebagasaurus
Current mood: amused
there is a legend of the most shit sucking worthless sack of skin known to human kind...... it is the legend of the douchebagasaurus.
naration by some cockney accented nature type:
today we are on a hunt for the worlds most worthless inhabitant.
first we shall set our sights on explaining the various species of douchebag.
the first species of douchebag can be found in numerous dwellings where females are the inhabitants.lets go see shall we.we enter the lavatory and sneak past the ravenous pugs and shit-zu we encounter along the way.here we see the first species of douche ..... just a fluid filled container with a nozzle .....Websters describes its use as ..... a jet of fluid for cleaning a body part.this is the most harmless of the douche species.
the second in the douchebag species is the metrosexual moron who preys on weak willed women.many human males fit this category.they are so lacking in inteligence that a single breath could possibly be too much for the douches tiny brain to endure.the workload in motor function normally takes all of the mental capacity they are capable of.clear coherent thought are an impossibility.its best to just leave these creatures to the wolves.... lets move on to the next.
the third and last of the douchebag species is the infamous and dangerous Douchebagasaurus.this hideous shit sucking beast is one creature you should never come in contact with .... prolonged contact may result in your death from stale thought and the mental and emotional draining.the douchebagasaurus is not at all human but a copycat. it imitates humans in order to feed its incredibly tiny self-esteem and live off of the humans who are not capable of resisting the insanely ignorant but sometimes charming wit and mode of speech. they were born and raised as a parasite to human kind.
there are some ways to repel this creature so go online and look up how you to can avoid the soul draining , shit sucking , hideous , wastes of skin.
ill give you a hint ......... your own self esteem will play a great role in how you deal with the douchebagasaurus.
Good Day to all of you..................
Currently listening :
Frail Words Collapse
By As I Lay Dying
Release date: 01 July, 2003
