Sunday, February 04, 2007
Three Decades of Pure Evil... from the nice guy.
So I hear through the myspace vine that I am dead.Well that sucks.
First , being dead realy stresses me out and I might have to use swear words to rid myself of the frustration of death.Oreos might help.Am I still allowed to eat?
I also have some questions.
1.Im guessing that sex is out of the question for me now....... hhmmm
2.No food either?
3.Do I realy have to rot? that blows
4.If I play stupid like a zombie do I get to stick around longer?
5.Does it have to be human brains or can I just go pick a squirrel out of a tree and take a bite?
6.Oh and does fried chicken skin count?
7.If I am dead is it cheating to use an air pump to get myself up?
8.Is it possible to embalm myself without help ......... cause rotting will suck
9.How do I take care of that fresh from the grave scent?
10.Am I allowed to break the law? Can I even be prosecuted?
Well I guess just let me know about as much of this as possible.I happen to dislike death since no one will fucking talk to me now.
So I was alive for over 30 years ............. not bad for an asshat like myself.Not many people who have done the things ive done stuck around this long so I am proud of myself.I got to party like a rockstar and lived for 31 years.I think I kicked Jimmy Hendrix and Janis Joplins asses at length of life and at one point I can lay claim to have far exceeded their drug and alchohol use.
So why when I am being so damn good and being so much less of a Dick to people do I have to bite the dust?Here are my good points as of yesterday.
1.No more drugs and alchohol
2.Less whoring around
3.No more cigs/smoking as of 2005
4.working out
Shit I should live another 20 years atleast ................................
FUCK IT THOUGH ............. ATLEAST I DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE .......... OR DO I?
Currently listening :
Haunted
By Six Feet Under
Release date: 26 September, 1995
