Wednesday, May 16, 2007
It's not so shocking....
random and repeat.................
So id like spout off at the mouth like a crack whore whos had one too many hits.
Ways to get slapped in the face:
1.touching ass is a good way to start
2.touching a breasticle or two may get the backhanded double whammy
3.intentionaly rubbing ones self against another who isnt receiving it well
4.spitting gets the hand everytime
5.a hand on the knee may get it from the right person
6.licking is a no no
7.never bark in someones face they never like that
8.slapping first will get ya
9.doing the trusty see~food will get your mouth busted
10.Never ever tell a woman she needs to lose a couple lbs. if you do duck and run.
Ways to get punched in the face:
1.soul tap a guy in the nuts
2.punch first
3.tell a jealous type you fucked his girlfriend so hard she would be permanently bow legged.
4.also tell him she swallowed for you.................. hmmm
5.you could tell a ladies dad her back looks skinny from the position of the dog.... take your video camera i would like very much to see his face
6.smack a school bus driver ......... stress like they have may get you a ticket to the hospital
7.start air humping a mans wife and tell her you hope its as tight as it looks.
8.a simple hello to a maniac might suffice
9.go to the pool and lay across the first hot lady you see.
10.tell your girl youve had better............. take 10 paces back first.
if you gripe about my punctuation or spelling ......... or content by the way
i may have to slap you.
keep it greasy
