Bitch I'm from SD
Body: Bitch I'm from SD
Body: Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from South Dakota came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. just read all of it! lol
CALIFORNIA:
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal
-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors ass
- I can go out at midnight
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
- We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]
- The best athletes come from here
*******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*************IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******
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South Dakota:
Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...
So... California listen up... South Dakota is somewhere to be proud of and here is why:
- I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots and kick you in the ass and won't hurt my big toe.
- You may be able to go to the beach but you only go to show off your fake tits and your blonde extentions
- You're chicks my be hotter but thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and fake hair... We are real, not plastic, and can still whip your ass.
- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders. We also say, "excuse me, please, thank you", and yes even "ya bettcha" but we also mean it.
- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?
- Haha... who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you?
- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down, if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done... HALLA!
- I live next door to Americans, but we also call them Mexicans, Italians, Greeks, Irish, German, Indian, Canadian -WHATEVER. Ethnicity and heritage are very important here. we are proud of who we are! All of US!
- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?
- - We wave at each other out here when we pass each other on the road, stranger OR friend, but when someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to California.
- The drinking age is 21, and i'm pretty sure underage drinkin is a problem anywhere you live in the country, and i'm also pretty sure most my friends were drinkin and chewin tobacco before you hit Jr. High.
- You can go out at midnight? WOW! so can we *eyeroll*
- Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code"thats because you are scared that someone will drive by and shoot your ass up. Thats something to brag about! WHO GIVES A SHIT where your from!
-My Governor was born in and grew up in MY STATE, he didn't buy his way to office with celebrity money.
- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit, but you don't become famous, what we are actually thinking is: "where is this fake ass bitch from?"
- Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.
- You can pick up Real Mexican food 24 hours a day huh... But can you get any other food?
-Up here, Football is a religion, not a sport
- In South Dakota, 65 MPH means 65 MPH, because here, the police actually give a shit, and have time to catch speeders because they aren't all out looking for Lindsay Lohan to hit a tree or busting gang bangers for drugs, or keeping people from murdering other people for fun. We obey laws because we respect or country and our neighbors.
-"90% of people say "holy shit" before they get in a car accident. The other 10% are from South Dakota and they say "hold my beer and watch this shit"
Out here the air is sweet and you can see for miles, you can walk down the street and know your safe, your children walk to school together because they are friends not because they're afraid they'll get shot if they walk alone. Out here we take pride in our heritage and who we are instead or spending all our money to make people think we are someone we're not. So Miss CALIFORNIA, that is why I'm proud to be from SOUTH DAKOTA, next time you "come visit" get off your high horse and take a step back cuz you ain't all that honey,
Come on South Dakota, Show Your Colors! Repost! "Bitch, I'm From SD."
