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Celtic 0-0 Dundee Utd
Celtic 0-0 Dundee Utd By Thomas McGuigan United stood firm in the face of constant Celtic pressure Celtic spurned the chance to close the gap on league leaders Rangers to one point after a frustrating goalless draw against a resolute Dundee United. Shunsuke Nakamura and Scott McDonald both hit the post for the home side, but they failed to breach a determined United defence. Craig Conway wasted a superb chance for the visitors when he headed over Artur Boruc's goal just before half-time. Despite incessant late pressure, Celtic failed to find a winner. Highlights: Celtic v Dundee Utd Interview: Celtic manager Gordon Strachan Interview: Dundee Utd manager Craig Levein Celtic made three changes to the side that rescued a draw against Aberdeen in the Scottish Cup. Brown returned from suspension to replace Paul Hartley while defender Lee Naylor had recovered from illness to take over from Darren O'Dea. Striker Georgios Samaras started for the
The Barber
One day a florist goes to the barber for a haircut. After the cut he goes to pay the barber..... I am sorry I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing a community service. The florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and one dozen roses waiting at his door. A cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber But the barber replies: I'm sorry I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service. The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and one dozen donuts waiting at his door. A Mexican cook goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: I'm sorry I can't accept money from you I'm doing a community service. The Mexican cook is happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop guess what he finds there?................
...Can't life just end when you want it to? I'm so tired and so depressed.
The Thought Of Art--
So, the initial thought that I'm going to try and work with here is the notion of a walkabout -- To my decided limited understanding, the aboriginals down under apparently embark on a walk through the wilderness as a means of gaining insight and focus about themselves and their place in the world. Gods know I've been trying to do both for years. Funny how being somewhat anonymous here is so...liberating. Feeling that putting the gushing torrent of my thoughts into written form might actually come to serve a purpose. A number of years ago, I hit a major blook with my artistic works, and was fortunate enough to read "The Artist's Way" -- really struggled to develop the discipline that came from that book, but journaling was one of the main requirements. In doing so, I filled several blank books and notebooks with sketches, writings, and scraps of paper. Realized that such collections are pretty much how people remember and recall things -- bits of paper, unfinished thoughts
Help A Gal Out!
im so close to leveling to 22!please help a gal out if you would.i'm always willing to help out my friends when they need it and when i can,so i'm asking now for some help in leveling.pretty pretty please hehe.yeah i'm beggin lol pimp me out to others for some help if you wanna.i'd appreciate that tons!i will return as much love as i can!thanks so much!xoxoxo
Here's An Idea!
Give me a band that doesnt sound like the same old shit regurgitated and swallowed again only to be regurgitated once again... in that clerks fashion. And I will give you... absolutely nothing. But at least you get to make me happy! whats that? You dont care if I am happy? Well, Fuck you! ( so many innuendos in this one see how many can figure it out)
Stupid Ass People
Ok, so I was watching the news at 11 tonight, and once again, the STUPID ASS GOVERNMENT OF THE STATE OF OHIO, is banning yet one more thing. The story was about 2 teenage boys, hanging out, and one shot the other. They SAY that the one who shot and killed the other, was using a mind altering herbal plant, known as SALVIA. But, they dont know for sure. People, this is not a FUCKING DRUG! This plant is used for meditation. This is a medicinal plant. I am so tired of this country ruining everything. Is this not the LAND of the FREE? It isnt anymore. Thanks to our FINE FUCKIN FUCK-UP of a PRESIDENT BUSH! And furthermore, I believe that the parents of the boy who had the gun, should be penalized. They had just as much to do with the death of the other kid. If they would have had the gun kept in a safe place, and away from their son, would he still have shot his friend? I am ready to get the fuck out of this country. I am sick of living in this screwed up country. I believe that our countr
So You Wanna Be A Dj @ The Hideaway?
you want to be a Dj for HIDEAWAY ?? OK !! FILL THIS OUT AND SEND IT BACK TO ME ..THANKS MzMic also add to yahoo ..please !! 1) Have you even Dj before ? 2) what lounge (s) ? 3) what verison of sams are you running ? 4) How much music do you have on your computer? 5) what shift can you work ? 6) what is your favorite kind of music ? 7) If you plan on djing for another lounge? Please remember we don't play death Metal .... thanks
Great Article On Education And Life Expectancy
Education seem to lengthen life expectancy 12.03.2008 Source: Pravda.Ru URL: Longer education heightens your chances to live longer, a new study by the Harvard School of Medicine suggests. Ellen R. Meara, an assistant professor of health care policy at Harvard Medical School and colleagues collected data on people who took part in the National Longitudinal Mortality Study. The researchers used death certificates, plus estimates from Census data, to create two datasets, one covering 1981 to 1988 and the other from 1990 to 2000. The study found that in both datasets, life expectancy rose but only for people with more than 12 years of education. For those with less than 12 years of education, life expectancy remained flat through the periods. To be more exact, those with more than 12 years of education can expect to live to 82, while for the others life expectancy is 75. Life expectancy is the average number o
Just Something
For most of my life,I have always gave in to people.I will totally forget about something I want and just do what someone eles wants instead.I give in to people i love like my family or spouse.There have been time were I will not give at all but most of the time Its me giveing in.But everytime I have give in I have never forgotten or forgiven.I will hold it againest you if I give into you.This time tho its different.Im not being asked to simply change my mind or plans but to give up something that I have always wanted for something that I hate the thought of doing and cry when i think of it.It makes me sad and angery to think about it.I know I will forever be mad over it.and I know i will hold a grudge for the rest of my life.I know me.I know how i am.I want something so bad but have to give up everything I have always wanted to get it.Its not far.Im just as good as anyone eles and i want what every other girl gets.Its not worth it at all.I hate being angery.It is not a feeling I like
Wanna Own Me?
EVER WANTED TO OWN MISS TROUBLE? WELL HERE'S YA CHANCE!!! COME AND BID ON ME!!! I DEFINITELY GOT ALOT TO OFFER SO CLICK ON THE PIC AND SHOW A LIL LOVE....IM WORTH IT!!!!!! St.Patrick's day auction will start Today March 12th at 10:00 am pst and will end on March 16th at 10:00pm pst
imikimi - Customize Your World Gotta say MUAHHH to my first FU OWNER, Jenesa! She is totally cool, sweet& lovable. She's become a great friend to me. So PLEASE go show her lots of luvins and I have no doubt that she can become a great friend to you as well. JENESA ~ YOU ROCK sweetie. I can't believe how lucky I am to be FU OWNED by you! Click here to meet this awesome lady: Jenesa@ fubar Pimpout brought to you by: Deadliest Catch ~* "RL BF to IRISH SWEETHEART~ FU-OWNED by the LOVELY & SWEET "JENESA"~@ fubar
Time To Update
Well lets see where to start. Well I am still looking for that man who will sweep me of feet. The one who is romantic, sensitive and loves sex. Is there some one out there like that????
I'm So Excited!!!!! Woot!!
OMG!!!! I'm so excited!!! I just secured the venue for my party!! I can hardly contain myself!! WOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ok, I feel better now!! hehe if yer interested in going to my 50th Birthday Bash... Yer gonna have to stay tuned!! Trust me It's gonna be HUGE!!!
My computer is fixed! I've had it on all day and I haven't even heard the fan much less had it shut down on me because of over heating. When it started doing that multiple times in a day I knew I had to get something fixed on it. No more pulling the AC plug to see if that helps it cool down and I managed to play AdventureQuest today without it getting choppy or the computer dying on me. And all of this goodness is just in time for the teaser trailer for this summer's The Incredible Hulk. My hopes are rising. Ed Norton plays an excellent split personality. Oooo yeah. And my favorite Norton film? If you haven't seen it then you should. Costumed kids show characters. Mafia. Nazis. Addicts. And little people.
God i feel so stupid. Im ready to just fucking become a nun and never ever date anyone again. You put yourself out there, open yourself up and then what? Another emotionally unavailable person, or selfish and all about them kind of person..... I just need to be a bitch. Being nice and sweet and caring and always down for my man gets me shit on. So fuck it im done im so over being upset over people. It's so hard to let yourself trust or have faith in what anyone says when noone follows through. Being a senile cat lady is looking better and better by the day........
My Computer Is Now Back Up And Running
Finally some good news. I got my computer fully fixed and upgraded which means that O.K. Studio is now up and running again. Here's a list of the stuff I had to get. New power supply New motherboard (ASUS M2N32-SL Deluxe Wireless Edition) AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual Core Processor 4000+ New RAM (Patriot Viper DDR2 - 4 GB total) New graphics card (NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GT Alpha Dog Edition 512 MB DDR3) Total cost: about $600
Our Hearts Will Always Touch When I layed there beside you, Could you feel me there? My arms were wrapped around you, And I was stroking your hair. I was talking about all the good times, For me they were every single day. I wanted you to feel love and comfort, And happy in some way. I watched your every breath, And prayed that each one wasn't your last. The time we got to share together, Went by too quick...Too fast. I wanted you to wake up, Please Mum...Open your eyes. Tell me this is a nightmare, And not our goodbyes. As your last breath grew closer, We layed there peacefully together. My heart continually breaking, Because I wanted you forever. Then there it was, Your final breath of air. I didnt want to believe it, This is so cruel and not fair. I held your beautiful face, And prayed you'd breath again. I wasn't ready for you to go, I couldn't admit that this was the end. But then I realised that you were no
Another Rite Of Passage
A few nights ago my daughter who just turned 21 called me, very nervous about her first business trip. It would be her first trip on company business, and her first meeting with corporate types and she was nervous. She knew I used to do that on a weekly basis and had even accompanied me to a meeting when I chaired a group of scientists in ASTM, and wanted some pointers. So tonight she called me to tell me all about it and it sounded like it went smooth for her. She also said they ate at a place that had Yuengling on tap and had to try it! I got to tell you, I am so proud of my little girl having her first refreshing mug of America's finest lager! I must have asked her 100 questions about the experience. I'm sure someday soon we'll be sharing a few in front of the camp fire at one of our summer bashes. Call me sentimental, but it's a rite of passage for me.
Car Issues
wow what a week i hav enot been able to go to school all week because our car just decided to die. i dont get why cars are so fuckn touchy. i would like to make a car that never dies. i would like a car that does not need to have repairs or anything like that. would that not be nice?? i think it would be fantastic... let me know what you think. oh wanna know what the problem was the battary died and the trans is all fucked up like we didnt know that the trans was going... lol so 110 dollars was spent to get a new battary and to be told that the trans was bad.. hummm money hogs anyone??? tink
In A Trail Of Fire
i will burn before you burry what i am. sovereign of the plights infront of me i tread the shallow waters of what you fear to perceive.
Just want to let everyone know, I am getting into my busy season so I will be hit and miss for awhile. For those who have knwon me, summer will be the same, In my genious I am also coaching my daughters volleyball team. Then decided to coach my youngest in baseball. So I know my family and I think all of my friends will understand and not forget me. If ya want you can delete me if I am tying up space on your page. I'm not trying to sound petty God knows I dump people that don't talk. Just letting everyone know I haven't forgot and I'm not ignoring. So with that said please comment and let me know you got this one!! Please, at least say something.. Love you all.. Mike
Fubar Basics
Oh Well!!!!
I don't know if I could be anymore sad and lonely now if I tried. Other than feeling like someone's taken a knife to my heart and keeps grinding away at it. I'm really quite done with the drama. If you still wanna talk to me you're more than welcome and I'll still rate your stuff, but feeling that I have to apologize like I've done somethign wrong over half the time is getting old. I get treated like crap in real life, I don't need it here too. If I'm just something to pass the time with you till your "real friends" show up then forget it. I'm done being used and treated like crap. Maybe your other friends are better and if so have at it. Most people are just handing me lines anyway so whatever. If you're really here to talk to me and get to know me then that's great and I welcome it.
Random Thoughts And Ideas I Live By.
First off, these are all coming off the top of my head and I'm more then sure some have roots in everything from eastern philosophy to popular culture. I'm not attempting to to do anything other then scribble my mind at this point in time. If you want to steal this feel free, I don't really care. Never stop asking questions Play devil's advocate helping someone is never a waste of time Never walk with a glass cane (if you know what that means I have a huge respect for you, and ask me if you want to know) too much of anything can be an addiction, with the exceptions of learning, and true love Organized religion is a bad thing Faith can be a wonderful or horrible thing Faith used to justify hatred is not faith Clark Gable is a pimp Judging others is only judging yourself Be true to who you are and don't sacrifice to fit in Find what you love If you are stopped on your journey there is always another way if you are not willing to let it stop you k
Gf App
girlfriend APPLICATION Name: Age: Number: Town: Favorite food: Favorite color: Favorite thing on a girl/boy: Favorite hobby: Would you: Kiss me: Hug me: Tell me you loved me: Jump aroudn with me: Make funny faces with me: Laugh with me: Dance with me: Kiss me in the rain: Dance with me in the rain: Cuddle with me: Sing to me: Hold hands with me: Do you: Have a crush on me: Know me: If you do how: Do you think im hott: Rate me 1-10: Choose: Friends or Your gf: Italian or Mexican food: Football or basketball: Vanilla or Chocolate: Brown hair or Red hair: Brown eyes or blue eyes: Light skinned or Tanned skin: Braces or Crooked teeth: Random: What is the most you have done with a girl: What's your favorite place to visit: Do you like to shopp: What's your style [punk, prep, casual or just whatever]: What's your favorite band: If it was valentines day what would you get me:
Life Without Her
Life Without Her When she left she stole my heart, How to go on, I don't know where to start, Without her here, I am an empty shell, My life has become a living hell. I can find no reason now to carry on, What was once two, is now only one, What did I do that caused her to walk away, What could I have done to make her stay. What we had I thought would last forever, Then out of the blue you said it was over, And left me here with nothing but pain, Slowly now i am going insane. Hiding now, no longer do I go out, While the pain inside spins me about, No longer able to face the world, All because I once loved a girl. But without her, there is no gain, Left with only a life of pain, All because she took my heart, And before my eyes, tore it apart. I can no longer go on living this way, So no more in this life will i stay, So I leave this life with one unfulfilled wish, That just once more I could have tasted her lips. DQA
Winning Choice
For all of you who picked jean skirt, belly shirt, black bra, black thong, black thigh high tights it was a hit. Blake didn't even wait for Mark to give me the drink he had spiked with liquid e. Blake had me on the floor, when Mark decide to hold my nose and pour the drink in me. I love liquid e. Once the drink was all gone. Mark made Blake help him put my feet behind my head and handcuff them. That was follow with a dog collar being locked on me and my feet and hands cuffed to it. Guys seem to like it when my feet are locked to the back of my neck. Once I was all locked up Mark just laughed and let Blake have me. Blake did that the time to use his belt on my helpless pussy and ass. I'm still fucked up from the liquid e.......I LOVE TO ROLL. GOOD CHOICE GUYS.....My ass and pussy have whelps from the belting. I LOVE PAIN, IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD TO BE CUFFED UP AND BEAT. HAVING BLAKE'S COCKED RAMMED IN MY CUNT AND FILLING IT FULL OF CUM WAS JUST TO PERFECT E
Roxy Hollywood
Gettin Out!
I get the itch to get crazy and call to the wild. (The wild being a bunch of friends that I call family) I'm always adding and wanting more personalities added to this bunch! I love a great party and never have had a problem gettin one set and rockin one out! DJing/Singin is a high for me! Watching the room come undone is a perfect answer to what I need for a fix! Loud music~Flashin lights~cocktails~Dancin~what else do you need! Don't be afraid to let the ID inside you come out and let loose!! No need to be shy~what the hell is shy?? No need to judge-"Just let it be" Who the hell cares what your neighbor is doin as long as their not doin it to you!! What up? Laugh-Love-and raise your glass and say "WHAT THE FK"! Rock ON WRR!
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Stop & Stare
OneRepublic Stop & Stare Lyrics This town is colder now I think it's sick of us It's time to make our move I'm shakin' off the rust I've got my heart set on anywhere but here I'm staring down myself, counting up the years Steady hands just take the wheel Every glance is killing me Time to make one last appeal for the life I lead Stop and stare I think I'm moving, but I go nowhere Yeah, I know that everyone gets scared But I've become what I can't be Ohhh Stop and stare You start to wonder why you're here not there And you'd give anything to get what's fair But fair ain't what you really need Oh, can you see what I see [Stop & Stare lyrics on] They're tryin' to come back, all my senses push Untie the weight bags I never thought I could Steady feet don't fail me now, I'm a run till you can't walk But something pulls my focus out, and I'm standing down. Stop and stare I think I'm moving but I go nowhere Yeah, I know that
imikimi - Customize Your World
Happy Easter
My 23rd Birthday Is Comming Soon
So with the many other changes and challenges i am facing this year, i have decided to do something for myself that will change my life... my kids lives... hell everyone within standing distance lives too... so what is it? I have decided that for my 23 birthday i am quitting smoking... through lines... and the help of my family and friends. I believe all the years i have smoked thinking it was something that was helping me stay calm... it was slowly eating away at the time i had to be with my kids as they got older, and i wanna be around for a very long time! I am taking the steps i need to ... now i am asking for help from all of you.... if you see me smoking embarass the living fuck out of me! stop me at any cost..... bring up the fact that i wont be around for my kids... that seems to be my only stop button.... I want a healthy and active life and i cant have either with a cigarette in my hand... so this is my vow to all of you April 6th 2008 is my final d
T.h.e. A Rock'n
Yep I like Rock'N' been very good to Me. Been doing guitar for years .and done some vids. My Vids rock>revised jimi Hendrix, that I Do. so if your want to see A Real guitar player, Watch me in colts vids. .once ya hit enter. you will be at cincity radio..theres A list you see. once ya enter .A player will be on with radio you can decide to hit drive-inn movies,colt vids thats where i have my 12 song list at. Stone Free" "fire" purple Haze" ETC I'm there Oh I play hard..With my teeth,in stone free. But you cant get this kinda Rock anywhere unrealeased stuff up-state-connection,group I'm T.H.E. behind the Band 3 peice to 4 so let me take You Higher ..with Rock Desire. or
A Turning Point
Why are some of us so self tortured? Why is the guilt and conscience like a judgment from God from within? True we are multidimensional beings with a Soul.....A Soul? is that it? I believe we couldn't live without that force from within. But then I question myself why this doesn't create more empathy and understanding in some. Maybe its because we as a group have painted ourselves into a cynical little corner ...... Now we live a terribly incomplete realism. There is no belief of the Soul in that corner......yet we have one. Look within because the Soul lives beyond beliefs ...and to me thats the beauty of it. With it you can cross that room and get out of your predicament. It's never as hard as we belived. You can cross any floor no matter how long it may have taken to paint. The paint is made of tears, blood, sweat, insecurities and lonelyness. Most can't see what has been painted because they are busy trying to survive. With the Soul you can find your way out of the c
What Starts With F And Ends With K
What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells
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Robot Chicken - Rapeably Soft
I love this skit :D
Men And Women
I stole this from a friend and figured it would be appreciated!! From a guys point of view...... I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the da
Sayin Bye For Now
Redneck Stories
Kentucky : The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Kentucky and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings." You gotta love those Kentucky women. Alabama : A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in two's for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked." Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!" Louisiana : A senior at Louisian
Why You Should Get A Brazilian Wax Job
The public relations consultant found the procedure painful, not to mention a wee bit embarrassing, but she was delighted with the results. For starters, she felt cleaner with nothing down there. She also enjoyed the fact that no pesky little hairs were going to pop out the side of her string bikini any time soon, but there was an added bonus to her Brazilian wax, and it was one that took Samantha completely by surprise: her daring new look improved her sex life, and in a pretty dramatic way. My boyfriend got a kick out of it, but then I knew he would, she says with a laugh. Hes a man, after all. What I didnt for one second imagine was that I would get so much out of it too. feeling sexy Samantha says that going hair-free made her feel sexier, which boosted her confidence in the bedroom. But more importantly, the actual physical act of making love felt better. I dont know why exactly, she says. I guess theres just more skin-to-skin contact o
Mickey Is Just 6,000 Away.
Give him a good spanking! goin4broke---spanker of rates@ fubar
all the days i lied awake, all the words i wished you said, the love i held back for you, so many times you never came through, wishing that something, would finally make you see, how much you really meant to me now days have gone by, not once did i cry, i gave up hoping, no need to be so blue, so much of me i gave to you, so here it is my final rhyme for all the wasted time. good bye travis i hope you see this you werent what i thought you were. -reign-
Cleaning Out The Dead Weight
sorry to say im cleaning out the dead weight so to speak.more than half of you on my list never say a word to me..not here to collect people on my list for the hell of bye bye. sorry!!
So I'm not online that much anymore. I'm substitute teaching in the subject that I have my degree in so most of my free time goes to that. I'm really enjoying it, and this is only cementing my sentiment that this is what I want to do with the rest of my life. Just wanted to try my first blog and let anyone who cares enough to look know that I'm still alive. Leave me love in my SB or messages, I get those more than I actually jump in a lounge. Thanks to anyone who read this!!
Sorry New N Old Friends!!!
Hey guys I'm sooo sorry I such a horrible friend. I haven't gotten a chance to switch internet provider I'm adding friends on here using my pda phone! So bear with me and. I will rate and check you guys out! Is why I'm online but I can't use the shout box, rate photos, rate profiles, or buy gifts. I can only check my inbox messages. Will be back on here with normal NET soon by this week! KISSES to my lady friends I kno my girls miss my gifts *giggles* and guys ill check Ur profiles laterz! Lol -xo me
African Queen
yeah, yeah, you are my african queen, oooh lord, oooh lord just like the sun, lights up the earth, you light up my life the only one, I've ever seen with a smile so bright and just yesterday, you came around my way and changed my whole scenery with your astonishing beauty ah, you coulda make a brother sing, you ordinary thing, a supernatural being, I know you are just brighter than the moon Brighter than the star, I love you just the way you are. CHORUS and you are my African Queen, the girl of my dreams. you take me where I've never been you make my heart go ting-a-ling-a-ling, oh ahh you are my African Queen, the girl of my dreams and you remind me of a thing and that is the African beauty yahhh yahh oooo you are my african queen, oh lord, oo lord hmm out of a million you stand as one the outstanding one I look into your eyes, girl what I see is paradise, yeah you captivated my soul, now everyday I want you more o o oo How can
Not Pissed Off ... Or Dead
hey peeps I have been busy for the past few days working in my friends machine shop helping him detail and pimp out his 18 Wheeler.. me tired.
Live Your Life To The Fullest
no matter what stress..drama ....and or other thigns that may come about in life deal with it as much as you can but dotn act childish about it deal with it as an adult and if needs to eb deal with it in legall matters if things cant be resolved with out conflict and or yelling and compremizeing...but if have to go take it to court to have a judge fix the issue at hand....
Photography Contest
Hey Folks. I would really appreciate it if u could help me out by rating my photograph for a Rate my Photo contest. Click on the pic below or the link! Thanks so much!! xoxoxoxox
Lady Marmalade
(Lil' Kim:) Where's all my soul sisters Let me hear ya flow sisters Hey sister, go sister, Soul sister, flow sister Hey sister, go sister, Soul sister, flow sister (Mya:) He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge Strutted her stuff on the street She said, Hello, hey Joe You wanna give it a go, Oh gitchie gitchie ya ya ta ta (Hey hey hey) Gitchie gitchie ya ya he oh oh (Hee oh) Mocha Choco Lata ya ya (Ooh yeah) Kreo Lady Marmalade (Oh) Voulez vuco shea avec moi, ses swa (oh oh) Voulez vuco shea avec moi, (Yeah yeah yeah yeah) (Pink:) He sat in a booth While she freshened up Boy drank all that magnolia wine Oh her black satin jeans Suades are free Yeah gitchie gitchie ya ya ta ta (ya ya yeah) gitchie gitchie ya ya he oh oh (Ooh yeah yeah) Mocha Choco Lata ya ya (Yeah, yeah) Kreo Lady Marmalade, Uh Voulez vuco shea avec moi,, ses swa (ce soir) Voulez vuco shea avec moi, (Ooh) (Lil' Kim:) Yeah, yeah, aw come through with the Mon
A Couple Of Comments Please
help her out by commenting on this photo please. shes in her first comp and every comment counts. shes worth every comment and so many more. you will need to friend the owner to comment , please do though. thankyou so much for your help
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How To Buy A Plasma, Lcd Or Rear Projection Television
How to buy a Flat Screen Television in 6 easy steps: 1.How much do you want to spend? Give yourself a price range and stick to it . For example if you are looking to spend no more than $3000 only look at televisions in that range. And remember you get what you pay for in the world of flat screen televisions. If you get a Plasma Display for under $2000 remember that it will not have a picture like a Plasma that sells for $4000. Here is a list of price ranges and screens available in those ranges : $1500 - $2500 : will get you a decent EDTV 42″ Plasma made by a Top brand name, or a HDTV LCD in the 20″ to 30″ range, and a low end HDTV DLP or LCD projection $2500 - 3500 : this is the price range that most 42″ Plasmas, 30″ - 37″ LCD and 50″ rear projection televisions fall into. Plan on getting a excellent display if you are willing to spend close to $3500 (all HDTV) $3500 and up : this price range the Plasma,LCD and rear projection screen sizes
Handcuffs Or Ropes
should i use the cuffs to tie her up or go classic with the tie ropes?
Home Bussiness
Why Ohh Why Do We
This evening i was looking ofr a blank disk when i came across a disk from 2 years the Great Spirit did i open it was the photo's from my marriage and my tiome in Chattanooga with my now ex wife..gooooddddd....and so yet again i realise that we as a species seem to be on this path of self hurt..why do we do this who knows but maybe it is to teach ourselves lessons from the past..but my god does it seem to hurt even what do we do we putthese things away and carry maybe that is what we do ..we bare with it and just carry on but for me making do will not do anylonger..iam through with just making do...if you want something go outthere and get thta is what iam doing..i am going to go out there and do my damndest to mke something out of nothing and create a world for me that is good and pure..and if thta means that something hasto give then so be it..but i will achieve something..and hopefully along the way i will find that special someone to shar
Earn Money.. With No Money Down Ever head of payperplay. this is the greatest thing guys, follow the link above, if you want to NOT invest money and make $$ by placing ads on your site then you cannot waste anymore time. i have 47 website that have these ads, and the money is rolling in.. please join , it's free and you will be laughing all the way to the bank. see ya at pay per play. Nic
Hooray For Skype.....not.
example of a convo... (yes, i do like to wind up the dickless idiots who cant get any n come n bug me.. ) [01:47:40] pacho says: HI [01:54:12] Mayla Mortis says: hi [01:54:24] pacho says: HOW ARE u? [01:54:29] Mayla Mortis says: im ok... u? [01:54:35] pacho says: WELL [01:54:44] pacho says: HAD u a cam? [01:55:02] Mayla Mortis says: maybe.. y? [01:55:12] pacho says: YESS [01:55:31] Mayla Mortis says: no... i said "y" as in, why, not "you" [01:55:55] pacho says: I HAD a cam and have u? [01:56:14] Mayla Mortis says: i might have one. why? [01:56:38] pacho says: JUST to see each other.. [01:56:50] Mayla Mortis says: why would i want to see you? [01:57:30] pacho says: maybe u wanna see somthg special [01:57:53] Mayla Mortis says: i doubt you have anything that special. or that i would be interested in. [01:59:05] pacho says: wanna see a huge cock? [01:59:42] Mayla Mortis says: yeah sure. but unless you got someone else with you, i dont think you'll have anything to show
My Thoughts
When you least expect it Is when you definately get it Stop searching and then you will find it Pretend to be blind And it will pop up in your face Be unaware and you will get to that place Open the door but Go through the window Don't pace yourself Just let go and ride with the flow Expand your mind And watch your soul grow Say nothing and everyone will hear Open your mouth and your voice Will fall upon deaf ears Don't hesitate or be consumed by fears Learn to cry without shedding any tears Come inside but don't lock yourself in When you are angry be sure to grin Don't think about losing Just assume that you will win Deceive noone but yourself You will be in Heaven Even though you can see the flames of Hell Act crazy they will say you are normal Be normal and you will go insane Because you are one in a zillion Never meant to be plain Learn to derive pleasure from pain And you will see beauty in the ugliest of stains Don't distinguish between what is real
Boricua Baby
Boricua Baby Boricua Baby how beautiful you are. You are so strong and talented. So smart and delicate. You are woman you are man. You are all that I breathe and everything that I am. Because of you my skin is olive. My hair long beatiful black and strong. My eyes are the deepest brown. Coy and vibrant. Intelligent and profound. I speak, move, and dance with African rhythym and Spanish flair. When I walk down the street every man must stare. I am a flower filled with Taino power. The sweet taste of sugar cane flows from my lips. The motion of the ocean mimics the rhythym of my hips. I am a Carribean Charmer. Passionate and proud. I am a Boricua Baby and never ashamed to say it out loud.
Hospital Visit 3-12-2008
Ok.. To give the background of what sent me to the hospital today... During Mardi Gras week last year, I spent some time in the Lower 9th ward helping with the revitalization and renewal of an area totally decimated by floods and donating the proceeds of my last movie to the Common Ground Collective to support their continuing work in New Orleans. While I was there, I was exposed to black mold, and black mold spores. When I returned home, it was found the mold had done some damage to my lungs. It took over a month before I was able to completely breath clearly again. Now on to what happened today.... I have been working on the continuing rebuild of my house from damages sustained in a hurricane almost 4 years ago, and finally came to the point of sanding drywall in my bedroom... Note.. Drywall dust will mess with your breathing!... Well, after 2 days of sanding, my lungs closed back up as they had from the mold exposure. I woke up this morning, after numerous coughi
My Mom Is In The Hospital
So I was in class this evening, when I got out I came home and come to find out the Ambulence was at my house, I thought it was my grandfather because he hasnt felt well. But it was my mom, she fell down the stairs, she is at the hospital right now and I have to stay home and watch over my grandfather. I hope she is ok.
Spoken words unspoken truths Lies have been told and my Soul has been bought and sold Two times over by deceit And hypocrisy My life has suffered from an Inflation of devastation Its value has declined and I have been left without What is rightfully mine There is no pride and I have chosen to be blind To the injustices which I myself commit Denial has been my only friend The refusal to see that all this suffering Has been in vain I have tainted myself from within But on my lips I wear a grin Of bitterness tinged with the stain of hate That I learned from all those who said they cared But were never truly there To reassure me and help me grow Into who I was supposed to be The world has lost the light I had inside that was dimmed By my tears and my inability To overcome childhood fears And stand on my own Proud of who I am and Let go of who I could have been
We Should Be ...
We should be, Kissing Speaking Soulfully Lips embracing Tasting the old flavor of knowing me Hold me As you would your last breath And keep it nearer Nearer than yourself We ... you and I We should be making fire Where the warmth has died Flesh bonds with hand Becomes one ... we intermingle I break you down and explore Every single grain of sand That has made your shore So grand... I'm sure ... for you I'm not the woman deserved But may I have a moment in time To satisfy an urge We should Be a monument to one another Beautiful caramel bodies We should be Curling in sheets Save the morning's blue arrival For passionate speech We should be Love
The Quiet Storm
Once again And all too often I find myself In my own torture chamber of an outcast's corner Where I oftentimes cower Gut wrenched Teeth clenched 'Til many a wee morning's hour Rocking myself To the repititious rhythm Of my own reclusive soliloquy Trembling uncontrollably Frightened of I But more afraid am I, of me Knees firmly pressed Against my heaving chest I, a cursedly blessed Entity Ill begotten and fallen into disfigured palms, displaced The face, of she, whom is disgraced As sentiments consume a fragile composite Shrieks of sabotage ring loud, no means to stop it Agony tinged tears wreak havoc, I am too weak So, to be palpable to pain, In liquid formation I shall conform No visible exterior damage, as of yet But internally there is brewing The most deadliest of a Quiet Storm
Birthday Party
hey all my family and I are planning on having a birthday party for my nephew and my aunt and I would really like tohave someone be here with me and hang out with me...if anyone wants to holler at me!
Alienation Of Affection
It took my heart longer to come to the realization That all I felt for you was an unhealthy infatuation My body knew and my head long ago made the rationalization From friend to love and finally a chapter in my past was our relationship's manifestation Hoped for my love to be reciprocated but that was just a stupid expectation I knew all I was to you was a friend to whom you felt an obligation So I am the one to blame for this alienation of affection Not being the best me but the best for you became my life's aspiration Losing me in you as I promised I never would was vindication That it was time to let go and give up on this thing I could only refer to as "My Situation" For dealing with me and my craziness I extend my greatest appreciation Preparing didn't help with the pain of this particular revelation Nevertheless with it I can begin the process of my transformation Glad that my eyes were opened before my self annihilation This is the last poem, last letter, last ti
St Patrick's Day Auction Is Open Now!!!!
*** Thank You ***
I just wanted to take a second to thank you for your prayers... My biopsy results came back today and I have a clean bill of health thus far :) Tho the mass in my mouth will need to be monitored over time, all tests came back negative. I still have to go for the mole biopsy and see the ObGyn but I am feeling so much more positive about the outcome of those tests!!!!! I will keep y'all posted.... Thanks from the bottom of my LP heart!!! Christina xoxoxoxox
Fucking The Sky
Two inches from the sky I close my eyes To this repetitive world A lost soul Searching for self In a substance that takes me Outside of myself I am existing as an entity Void of anything Meaningful to this life I am taking flight On the Enterprise I look down to see My feet limply dangling As I rise To the skies I am high from this life I am living High From this pain I was given Free To be All the things I have ever Wanted to be Despite My shortcomings I am becoming Invincible With every hit Untouchable With every bit of paradise in my system I am riding the clouds So hard My body quivers With orgasms And Time Is my lover His hands caress My entity at 6 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh 9 Sending trickling Sensations down the center Of my spine And I... Can't Come Down He won't release me Until I have reached Heaven And Believe me I am trying Tears trickle From the corners Of my eyes Down my breasts Hitting my thighs With warm drops of... Y
The Truth Be Told!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I find this funny!!!
Biggest Pimp-out Ever By This Tiger!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH! I wanna take this time to Thank all of these People That rated my photos & stash While I was the Demon Crew Profile of the Week. I will try and repay each & everyone of you. Dial up is a pain, So it may take a while. {from the looks of it, it will take longer, hehe} Hugz to you All. Fallen Angel ~ Demon Crew Co-Founder~ Member of the Stiletto Girls~FU OWNED by MASTER CAIN@ fubar DaOneAndOnlySxyBytch ( RL Wife 2 ScOoTeR / RL gf 2 Liberty)@ fubar ~*ǣMخ*~ *DEMON CREW* & * W.I.S.E.U.K.F*@ fubar Brown Eyed Beauty^^engaged to Cowboy^^~Demon Crew~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar Gargoyle-Proud*DEMON CREW*Member@ fubar [J~W]♥~F/Wi2♥[J~Wգ]♥*~*m Ǯw*~*_Wʮ@Wգ's*gHt*~@ fubar [J~Wգ]♥~F/H2♥[J~W]♥*~*m Ǯw*~*Wʮ@Wգ's*gHt*~@ fubar ♥Ash♥~Every Tear Tells A Story~Fu-Owner of Scooter~ Crew Leader Of The Demon Crew
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The Chains Of State
The Chains of State In chains of state, The Poor Fool fell. No cash in hand, The Judge he tells. He dreams of tea In Boston Harbor, But the Chains of State Disturb his slumber. Freedom exists! Hes heard its true, In a distant land Beyond the blue. But alas! he cries, The seas long swept. So in his dreams He quietly wept. No more the Shores Of Freedom found; No more to stand In open ground. For the Chains of State We all must wear; The Tax Mans cross We all must bear.
The Awesome, Sweet And Lovable "jenesa"!
imikimi - Customize Your World Gotta say MUAHHH to my first FU OWNER, Jenesa! She is totally cool, sweet& lovable. She's become a great friend to me. So PLEASE go show her lots of luvins and I have no doubt that she can become a great friend to you as well. JENESA ~ YOU ROCK sweetie. I can't believe how lucky I am to be FU OWNED by you! Click here to meet this awesome lady: Jenesa@ fubar Pimpout brought to you by: Deadliest Catch ~* "RL BF to IRISH SWEETHEART~ FU-OWNED by the LOVELY & SWEET "JENESA"~@ fubar
Dirty Lil Secrets
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The Mercenary
The Mercenary Patient at the edge of the stage, She slips smoothly into glide. This dancer with the mercenary heart Parades a passion play for pay. Death stalks her serpentine, sinuous curves.
Before I Knew It
Watching how you grew on me amazed me, Just looking back at how things used to be, I often wonder if I am in a dream, That we could be on the same team, The way we connect is like no other, Like you were my sister or mother, You care for me in ways I never imagine, In new ways of form and fashion, I pinch myself to check if I am awake, Cause this love I couldn't make, I really do want to be with you, Cause I really do love you.
Dj Demonwolf
"I have family in both the army and the Marines I show all the support I can. I should be thanking you "....DJ DemonWolf PersonalBitch2ACESANGEL Kindred2WhiteWolf420~ FuEngagedToDragonPoet Owner of TLFLB
Confused & Sad
I dont know anymore what is going on. Im totally at my wits end, tired emotionally and mentally. I feel so totally lost and confused. Deep inside im crying out yet the only one i wish could hear me doesnt. Alot has happened to me over the years but now it breaks down to just in the past few days. As i look into her eyes at work i see someone deep inside of there just begging and yearning to come out as well a scared lil girl holding back all she has to try to keep the world from seeing her. I know who she is and the person that is inside of her. A sweet, dearing, wonderful, caring lady that i have had the honors and privledge to fall deeply n madly in love with. There was a time happiness, joy, laughter filled in her gleaming eyes, now all there is is what i said earlier, the begging and yearning. I so want to be there for her and i cry out her name letting her know that i am but my sound is but mute to her ears. I pray to God that may the confusion that is within her would go away
Bull Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!
> > > > > > Since when is it wrong for someone to speak their mind? Isnt it the first amendment to be able to say how you feel? These three told scrapper what they really thought of him. Ben, Syber,Whore all got locked down..They cant do shit. Whore cant do anything at all. Syber cant even get into the lounge he partially owns, Ben can only rate and go into lounges. Just because someone tells you how they feel doesnt mean they should get punished for it. > These three guys are great people. They stick together. Syber went all out for ben to get him unlocked. Whore did the same for the other two. Seems like scrappers butt hurt doesnt it?? I guess money talks on this site. You dont spend money like others do you're not "untouchable". > Well i said my piece.. Take it as you feel.. If you dont like it.... > FUCK OFF! > > Help get these 3 guys unlocked!!! > > SyberЯ FREE ME NOW@ fubar > > > lc@ fubar > > > > lc@ fubar
Tantric Circles
Tantric Circles a triolet Concentric tantric circles copulating within a sphere consciousness, reality refined focused - the two intertwined combined displays of pleasure rippling one to the other as one within the whole of the all rocking, like waves sublimed
My Dad
I know I haven't been around here for a while but I was trying to spend as much time as I could with my dad. He has now passed away. It doesn't make it any easier knowing that this day was coming. I am grateful he isn't suffering anymore, the last few days were such a struggle for him. Might be awhile before I will be around again. Take Care, Susie
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To The One I Love
Intelligent, Beautiful, Thoughtful, Loving, Caring, Enduring, Creative, Compromissing, Selfless, Protective, True, Helpful and Sexy. Words can only express how I really do love you.
Requested -votre Secrete (posted In German & French) For English -must Email Me For A Copy ! :-)
*GERMAN: Ich bevorzuge, mit mir anzufangen, zurck auf das Bett ich wrde halten Ihre Beine auf hoh und breit so Sie zu legen, knnten dann auf Ihren Knieen auf dem Boden und dem Anfang erhalten, die Ihre Zunge um mein dichtes Arschloch in einer langsamen Kreisbewegung laufen,. dann Sie wrden langsam bis zu meinem Muschirecht auf die Mitte trennend meine Muschislippen mit Ihrer heien Zunge und starkem Deutsch Hnden bewegen. Dann Saugen stoend jede Lippe in Ihren heien Mund - Anfang langsam Ihre lange Zunge die tief ist innerhalb mich, meine heie nasse Muschi. Lecken alle um innerhalb mich und vergewissernd sich, dass jeder Teil von meinem Krper mit Gier und Bewunderung von Ihrem Krper ber meinem gezittert hat. Sie wrden langsam und sanft zuerst wegschnellt Ihre Zunge hin und her um meinen clit, wrde dann Ihre Lippen daber stellen und wrde es hart in Ihren heien nassen Mund saugen. Als Sie meinen Esel gehalten haben, den Sie die Spitze von Ihrer Zunge ber meinem clit
The Human Mind....
We all have been told, that we do not use 100% of our brains, we never even scratch the surface of what it is capable of. Well I must say in my life i have heard and seen many things, that prove to me how powerful the mind is. It makes me relise and admire the power it has, and the people who seem to harness it past the average person. I have read stories of soldiers, in great pain, dieing, and so forth, but given a fake pill to deaden the pain, and it worked. The mind turning off all around them with the belief the pill was a pain killer. But beyond physical pain i have met people and talked with them that show me that even the hardest of things can be overcome with the power of the mind. I admire people who have mental pain, caused by trama of some sort. The kinds of mental anguish most of us would never want to endure or experiance ever. While some people offer sympathy, or try to understand, i personally chose to admire. Yes i am like others i want to understand, but that is
I am starting to get the feeling that Fubar is just like MySpace. People use it to find friends and relationships yet they can't even be honest on their profiles. If you have no idea what gender you are or how old you are, then you obviously have no reason to be on internet site. Honesty is the best Policy.
It's Raining Skins (repost For Year Of The Dragon)
Been a while, so I have a few more than usual to share. Please repost...and please STOP removing mine and Tiks names from the skin codes. I have even written a blog to help you create your own skins. It takes time to learn things...stealing from still stealing. Codes don't appear magically, they are created bit by bit. Please remember and respect. Not too much to it? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For Help Ripping Skins...Check out my Step By Step FuBar Support Blog Also have a blog to help with downloading Fonts onto your computer. THIS is the blog to help you MAKE YOUR OWN SKIN! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My Link.. Year of the Dragon@ fubar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My B Day
I love my bday its on st patricks day woohoo lol anyhow im having a party sat hit me up if ya want to go withing the next 6 min or so im on a cuz comp and wont be on long hugs and miss ya all! along with ma boo i hate not having a comp it sucks ass lol im going through comp withdrawls lol. Love ya BabyHarkend and to the ones who know my ma name much luv to you miss you lots
More To Come...
This is just a drop in the bucket of the comments I have recieved. I hope everyone enjoys reading them. Believe me when I say WE are making a difference. If we only change one persons mind or only brighten one persons day, enough for me. But I know that together, we can do much much more. Bless You All for your support!!! I will continue to add new comments as I get them, as well as some more of the ones I have.
34 Questions!
Answer and send back in private message. Then repost to see if anyone answer's you. 1.)Q. Can you cook? 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you: 16.)Q. Do you have any pets? 17.)Q. What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? 18.)Q. What was your first impression of me? 19.)Q. Do you think clowns are scary? 20.)Q. If you could change one thing abou
Erotica I "the Spanking"
Welcome to my Tre's Thoughts of Erotica series! Ive been writing blogs for another site called my**** and some of these blogs we're well received. Since I am here now I hope you all take a chance and read my work. In todays chat it was amazing the reception a brotha gets from some of his lady friends and ummm I figured since it was the topic of this mornings brief discussion in chat, I would write something to briefly describe in my words what it would read like! I hope you enjoy...and remember its only a view from "Tre's Mind!" If you dont like spanking or getting spanked dont continue reading this! Exit stage left........wink! Tre held Jane down, bent over his knees, and proceeded in lifting her skirt, exposing her pretty little butt. Slipping his fingers into her damp panties, he began slowly sliding them off as her skin blushed. He loves to see Jane's embarrassment as she was exposed to his greedy eyes. "Would Tre really do this?" Jane thought to herself! He is such a man of
Hey All, I will be cleaning house over the next few days. If you are on my friends list and never contact me then you will be deleted.
Week 1 Contest We are upon week 1 of this 1st time contest I have entered & I was wondering if I could please get some help from everyone...I have provided the link & will post it again at the bottom. Its a black & white photo that I picked out from a random photographer that I would like to have taken myself! I would greatly appreciate any & all help that I received from my FuBies!!! & show Havok sum FuLuv while you are there!!! ;) MaD LuV FuBies!!!! ~ReD~
Conversation With G.o.o.d.
omg that is so wierd,,my husband was in recon , a really good friend of mine was a navy seal, both brothers in air force,,cousin flew air force and marine one and many missions ,another cousin in the army and countless friends are all in the military,,, but even if they werent omg my support would still be there,, to give ones life for a family member is one thing but omg. for a cmplete stranger? ultimate sacrifice. just kick ass awesome!!! === 'OPERATION~SUPPORT~OUR~ANGELS!!....SHOW-YOUR-SUPPORT-FOR-OUR-TROOPS_&_POLICE_&_EMS_&_FIREFIGHTERS!!' spewed forth the following at '2008-03-09 17:50:45'.. > > I could have sworn your screen name said supporting my marine? Maybe I was just supposed to know...ha ha. > === 'G.O.O.D.' spewed forth the following at '2008-03-09 17:46:08'.. > > > > thank you,, i have been one for 15 years , something i like to do ,,but the military, police and firemen omg now they are the ones who are kickass awesome... they go in where no one else will tread,,n
Should've Known Better
I DO support our troops. I haven't completed my profile on here but I am a volunteer with a couple of adopt a soldier programs and have a few links to their sites and a few other military related items. I currently have 5 Soldiers that I am "supporting" while they are deployed and have had one previously who is home now. Thank You for your page. I've had a couple of sleepless nights on this web-site in mumms defending our troops. I really get fired up when there is troop bashing going on. GRRRRR!!!! Thanks again!
I Am Selling Out... Super Sensitive +bauer+
One would think that with all the blogging I do that I get tons of hate mail... I really don't. What I do get though are shitty blog comments, blogs written about a subject I covered, or one about how big of an asshole I am. Due to my "fubar celebrity status", I am, of course, totally insecure and they affect me deeply. I got to thinking... What kind of blog would make these +Bauer+ haters like me? Well... for one day, I am going to give it to them. Here is the +Bauer+ that you ladies really should know and love! layout for my page,and blog. The Blog: "Why I am Single" I'm picky. The problem with women today is that they don't know how to be treated. I was shopping with my friend, Cindy, and she was telling me about how her boyfriend doesn't ever go shopping with her. What is wrong with this neanderthal? How could he not want to spend every waking moment with this beautiful creature? Then we got back to my apartment and after we snacked on this wonderful spinac
Well Here Is Blog From Me Lmao.....
Darkest greetings to you all... it truly has been a long time since I had graced you all with a decent blog about my life so I figured why not today three days after my birthday. OK where to start?...... I know... if some will note I have not been online for a long time... well that is only because the government pays me so since I am unemployed I have to go to this shit about work place training! Now this is training in writing a resume and stuff like that... so I had been doing this every day...... till I got an apprenticeship bakers place in the local tafe ... so I started to do that and well lets just say baking and me do go together it turns out! So.... I had to give it up... now I dont know what I want to do.... Being confused about what Im doing is a bad thing! I dont know what to do or even why I should bother!..... Life seems to be giving me shit... bills a pilling up like every one elses... and people are pissing am whining about me... life is grand...personally, I thi
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HOOAH!!!! I will always Support my Brothers and Sisters serving in the U.S. Military.....fireendcapt33
I have a link if you are interested to pass on to deployed military members. It is for all branches including national guard. I pick my contacts from there and currently have 1 and i support his whole unit of 26 and I have 6 other indiviuals that i support on a regular basis. ( expensive bugars they are lol) It is called , it is free and runs on donations and they allow soldiers to sign up and us supporters pick them and support them. There are thousands of us supporters the owner of the site even made us a forum to discuss our fears, great finds, and joys in. If you would like to pass it on feel free to. Shawna
John Cleese, A Message From England
Subject: John Cleese, a Message from England To: The citizens of the United States of America: In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy).Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary. 1. Then look up aluminium, and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at j
Rebuilt Louisiana Seafood Platter
Baked Oyster with Asparagus, Crabmeat, Lemon, and Parmesan: 2 tablespoons unsalted butter 1 cup Louisiana jumbo lump crabmeat 1/2 teaspoon seafood seasoning (recommended: Chef Paul Prudhomme's Seafood Magic Seasoning) 1/2 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce (recommended: Lea and Perrins) 2 cups blanched asparagus, sliced into 1/8-inch pieces 8 asparagus tips, 2 inches long, sliced lengthwise 1 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon ground white pepper 1 tablespoon lemon juice 1/2 cup extra-virgin olive oil 4 tablespoons grated Parmesan 1/2 cup fine French bread crumbs 8 Louisiana oysters on the half shell Crabmeat Thermidor: 4 tablespoons fine French bread crumbs 2 tablespoons grated Parmesan 4 tablespoons melted unsalted butter, divided 3/4 teaspoon ground paprika 3/4 cup diced yellow onion 2 tablespoons minced shallots 1 bay leaf 2 tablespoons whole-leaf dried tarragon leaves 1 teaspoon salt 1 pinch ground white pepper 1 pinch ground cayenne pepper 1/2 cup crab stock 2 tab
Grilled Shrimp Salad With Papaya, Green Onions And Peanuts
16 whole large shrimp deveined and shelled Olive oil Salt and freshly ground pepper Preheat grill. Brush the shrimp with olive oil and season with salt and pepper, to taste. Grill the shrimp until just cooked, about 2 to 3 minutes. Remove and let sit. Papaya-Green Onion Salad: 1 pound arugula 2 ripe papayas, peeled, pitted and thinly sliced 4 green onions, finely sliced Grilled shrimp (above) 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 2 tablespoons fresh lime juice 1 tablespoon soy sauce 1 small jalapeno pepper, finely diced 1/4 cup olive oil 1/2 cup peanuts, coarsely chopped 2 tablespoons finely chopped cilantro Arrange the arugula on a large platter. Top with the papaya and green onion. Whisk together the lemon and lime juice, soy sauce, jalapeno and olive oil until combined. Mound all of the shrimp in the center of the platter. Drizzle with the vinaigrette and sprinkle with peanuts and cilantro
no thanks needed, just glad to have people like you out there......tc28
i will be oofline for a bit after tonight. i will be leaving to go to trainup for kosovo tomorrow morning. will try and get online if i can find a computer that has internet.
$ex! Lex!
Thank you for making a site... it helps disabled vets like myself feel appriciated for my time in the service and in iraq!...... $eX! LeX! is a N@uGhTy KeNo's KO GiRL
Your kiss so soft and warm is the sweetest I have tasted. The taste of your lips still linger on mine, as my heart yearns to breathe you once again. You are that which makes my day more beautiful and life worth living. You are that which makes me smile when none other may come close. Most importantly, you are yourself, that which I cherish more than I could ever understand.
For You
I could see your heart breaking. and I didn't need a clue. All I need is something. That can only come from you. A friend,a shoulder, Whatever you need. I will always be there for you, A friend,always,indeed.
From Crewzer
"Those that stand with us are heroes as well.".....message from Crewzer
Sometimes, all it takes is a glance from someone's eyes to steal your soul. Then the world becomes a beautiful place, and I am suddenly whole.
Energy Alert - March 12!!
Thought I would post the newest Energy Alert - still haven't had a chance to read it myself!! Have a glorious evening! Blessings, one and all! In this energy alert: The dam is about ready to burst...get ready! Well folks, we are still put-put-putting along as we make slow and steady progress. In bits and pieces, we are integrating and aligning with the new energies of this next dimensional leap and connecting as we go, if only ever so slowly. Small pieces are coming together, but we have yet to be able to say YIPEEEEE! We are finally engulfed in the new energies and everything is moving ahead like a magical whirlwind of effortless creation! Like a fever that has yet to break, we may feel stuck, waiting, and wondering what the hold up is. Butting up against a dam that seems to be holding us in check, we may feel stagnant and immobile. Will we ever move forward? Will the tide ever turn? Is the world falling apart and readying to end forever? Are we
It breaks my heart, Knowing your not mine. But maybe someday, If you'll give it the time. True right now, You claim to be on your own. But with me around, You'll never be alone You have me as a friend, Maybe someday as a love. But I guess thats in his hands, The man in the skys above.
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'Jacqui ~When In Doubt...Dance~ To ALL Who Should/Could Do More...and to those WHO DO! Why Not More? Off to war go our daughters and sons To fight for a country UNITED AS ONE! Every one on board, we will take no more, Until we forget and bail to the shore. It's easy to SAY we Support OUR Troops, But saying isn't doing till you walk in their BOOTS! Off to a land, foreign at best.. To live in the heat, dust and regret. Regret for the children they don't see grow, And the spouses they love but no longer know. To hear the news flashes of another deserter And know it is those who claim to be a SUPPORTER. Not a military man or woman, for its true, It's an American it you? We wonder why they would rather stay there... Or do you not wonder and not even care?? Get down off your high horse and "walk the talk," Send packages, airline tickets and anything you made or bought.. To show we're beside them, every step of the way... Only then can we welcome them HOM
The Errs Of Me
Another one from my book. Very special. ~~~ the errs of me I sit here to write and nothing more To free my mind of the trap that is today That is today, yesterday, and whole if this life It is hard for one to have what I have To have the light and the dark in my eyes To have my future in my hands and yet to be blind of it Color visions gray by pain and loneliness I hold it in my hands and feel the heat of it on my face Smell the charged air like lightning fresh Yet not a care that it is mine Not a care to how full it may make me No care that some spend their whole life to dream the chance to seek and find what I now hold and ingore I look away from the life I hold in these hands to another life and that love I let grow in my chest Let it explode into the world for I am the Lion heart The Burning Sun in celebration of His Mistress Moon Yet I wither and weep for I spill hollow Myself drawn as empty as winter words on lips As the nothing that tumble
Answers Damn It
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These Two Are At It Again!!!
Its 2 Happy Hours Tonight! The first will be hosted by Suave Da Great 1 at 5:00 Fubar Time! Rate and comment the pics! Rate and Comment the Stash! Make him a GODFATHER!!!! suave_da_great_1*Fu-Hubby 2 Mizz Trouble Da Great*@ fubar Next up is Miss Trouble at 7:00 PM Fubar Time. Rate and comment the pics and the stash. Help get ya girl to Disciple!!!! Miss TroubleFu-Owned By *B!TCHWH!SPERER*Lt.Col-Dream Girlz*Suave's Fu-Wifey♥@ fubar Be sure to tell a friend!!! Stop by and show us some love!!!!!
I am trying to think of different pictures to take and put up, I've been trying different things but don't like any of them. I'm thinking about making an album of my favorite movies and shit like that when i have some time on my hands. If anyone has any ideas let me know lol
Is That Really All Im Worth? :(
ok so the auction im in has been open since the 8th and so far the highest bid on me is 160K, i feel so worthless. plz go make me feel like im worth something to someone on here.
11 Fubar Rules
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu
Spices For Candle Work
Now you have to do a little homework for your candle magick to be successful. Research, research, research. There are planetary influences, there is whether the moon is waxing, full, or waning; there is the day of the week -- certain days are better to do the kind of magick you are looking for. There is also Moon Void Of Course. When the Moon is void of course, do not do any magick. If you want to do a simple candle magick, the most important thing would be the phase of the moon and the void of course.. There is the oil or oils that you will need. Whenever you are searching for the right oil, you also need a catalyst which gives it that extra boost, like cinnamon. Catalyst herbs need to be in all spells. You need to use catalyst herb/oil along with your intended oil to send it off, to activate it. But just a pinch or drop or so of oil. They are: 1. Dragons Blood - all spells should have this herb. Whatever you put in, you get out. 2. Allspice is good for money. 3. Cinnamon -
Colors For Candle Usage
White * The Goddess * Higher Self * Purity * Peace * Virginity * (substitutes any other color) Black * Binding * Shapeshifting * Protection * Repels Negativity Brown * Special Favors * To Influence Friendships Silver * The Goddess * Astral energy * Female energy * Telepathy * Clairvoyance * Intuition * Dreams Purple * Third Eye * Psychic Ability * Hidden Knowledge * To Influence People in High Places * Spiritual Power Blue * Element of Water * Wisdom * Protection * Calm * Good Fortune * Opening Blocked Communication * Spiritual Inspiration Green * The Element of Earth * Physical Healing * Monetary success * Mother Earth * Tree and Plant Magic * Growth * Personal Goals Pink * Affection * Romance * Affection * Caring * Nurturing * Planetary Is Now Hiring
Hello my name is DJ Security i work for We are currently looking for DJ's, Advertising staff, and Security for when we do our live shows. Note if you want to DJ you have to be willing to travel for our live shows if you have any questions about DJing or advertising please contact or for any information. Plus we now do Web Hosting and Streaming if you want any information on this please contact we have a stinkeyeradio lounge here and on second life. If you decide to fill out an application for employment please go to and click on the DJ application link. You will need a referral to apply you can put DJ Security that is me. My yahoo is if you want to contact me. thank you and have a nice day
For The Time Being
I refuse to make this blog pretty. I wont say anything except for i am having issues outside of fubar that I need to give my everything to. NOBODY on my list has done anything wrong to me, and I am NOT taking time away due to ANYONE here. I will be on every now and then to check my messages, otherwise I need to take care of my life. I have made all folders private, and I took off my default. I DID NOT delete anything, because I WILL be back. For those close to me, you know I love you. And for the haters record, this has nothing to do with Mark (slutty) and I. I love this site, I love the people I've met here, but sometimes, real life comes before this place (minus the few true). And I wont lie, I've lost an AMAZING friend, due to untold feelings. He knows who he is. I don't have to mention his name. If he sees this bulletin, just hopefully he knows that I still love him, and I ALWAYS will. So for now, this is a short goodbye to let everyone know that NOBODY on here has done anything wr
When I Think
I think of u and my heart melts. I think of your smile and it makes me laugh. I think of the honesty and the tears fall. I think of what I can't say to you and I realize that I hurt you. The thought of that makes me see what I am. The thought of what I am.. makes me hate myself. Now the only words I seem to think of when I think of you is....... I am sorry.
The Cottontail Race
This game is now closed...thank you for playing! Standing Bonuses (offered daily): - 100 11s = 200 cottontails - 100 10s = 100 cottontails - 100 comments = 100 cottontails - Bling = 500 cottontails each - Bling Pack - 12000 cottontails The Scoreboard (at close!) 3284 - RadioGuy - 10352 33820 - Little Slavegrrl - 250 86109 - Mrs Bubbles - 10 94244 - Stimulus Package - 50 97146 - muma_e - 300 97241 - Ash - 3 135448 - Gypsylord - 1 144345 - Hot Marina - 1 154473 - Stephylishus - 50 161910 - Red Kandy - 5 188537 - Teri - 50 210474 - Siouxweety - 50 212051 - Shadow - 100 212962 - BooBoo - 40 239113 - Silverwolf - 1 280773 - Angelface - 16 285631 - Will - 69 319570 - Cubby - 50 320796 - Josh - 2 321230 - Pastor Andy - 4 347236 - Indradragon - 2 356874 - Year of the Dragon - 250 436275 - Berry,Berry Quite Contrary - 750 473028 - Rev. White Dove - 20 476992 - Bright - 1 507557 - The Man 68 - 1 522051 - Sweet Judy - 600 545313 - Hol
I Was That Child
I was that child A family , torn apart at the seams with none to turn to , no escape . One , states away , and one beyond leaving none to tend the herd at home . A child , wondering if love is there though the innocence in his eyes could not yet speak those fears. I was that child , the fears forgotten. A family , seeing three sons in need Reach out to provide a home to them . All of their hearts going their way as if , from the start , they were their own . A child , seeing the good in some and knowing it could be found went home ,and missed the tears . I was that child , your tears , I see. A family of three , siblings through trial all life has to offer at a young age thrown at them , with its surroundings,to tear them apart from the start. Yet they had a will to succeed , to stay together , whatever should fall .and today hold a union unscathed . That child was me , the union , strong .
What To Do
in short i'm engaged to blackheartedangle here in the fu. we have been togeather for almost 3 years now. and in thos 3 years have spen about 8 months togeather cause she was cheating on me. now thats all worked at and i have been at my parents hous for the last 8 months stuck here cause she lives 100 miles away and her van isn't running. she keeps telling me she misses me and keeps saying she wishins i was there with her. but now since i have a way to get back to her she tells me she would rather me wait a while longer. it's been 8 months and i'm sick of being with out her. i'm told she has the guy she cheated on me still liveing with her. she swears he's not and there are other reason she would rather have me wait. but yet she tells me everytime we are on the phone she misses me and wishes i was there. so here'd what i need to know. should i stick it out no matter how long it will be or sjut show up and see whats going on and leave her?
To Much To Ask
To Much To Ask As our eyes meet looking longingly , deeply into each others soul , seeing the secrets neither of us share with the world , is it to much to ask to know you like that ? as our lips meet desperate , passionate , tasting our lives , sensing in ourselves the heartfelt joy that comes with a kiss is it to much to ask to know you like that ? As our hearts meet racing in unison feeling our worlds as they connect knowing that now is the time to join. Is it to much to ask to know you like that ?
The Tree
The Tree Along a road , on our river trail , sits a solitary tree. Standing through blizzard , and summer heat . Because , Standing , is all he knows . Occasionally , a weary traveler will pause in his shade, admire his twisted , massive arms , lean upon him for support though , somehow , does not take time to notice, he is alone , standing away from the others . He takes his nourishment from nature . In the spring , he drinks heavily from the shower that bathes him . . And melting snow , in the winter supplies a deep , hearty , if not cold meal . Not relying on the hills , nor the comfort of others like him to ease the winds of march . He stands to offer shelter , But knows none of his own .
Just For You
Into the storm of romance , I'll blindly take another step . Going where I've never been , while those around me slept . Though nights ago , so all alone , I wept . Into the storm of romance , so silently I speak . without a solid thought , words , from my mouth , did leak . The voice of one , so strong as I , did sound so very weak . Into the storm of romance , I cast my mind aside . Moving ever swiftly , from the shadows which I hide , though just for you , into the storm I ride . Richard B. Harrison
Newfound Smile
Newfound Smile Nights ago , as a tear formed in my eye , I sat back in my chair , and seen myself . Just a man , in a world , uncontroled by any of man's creations , and yet by all of them . Nights ago , as a tear formed in my eye , I saw a woman in pain , as was I . For she was a friend , and I knew in my heart so much more , could be found in her . Nights ago , as a tear formed in my eye , I found the ability to love again . something I had lost in my quest for it . and now found , it is given once again . Nights ago , as a tear formed in my eye , My mind opened up to reality . Before my eyes , was beauty , and grace and a newfound smile from within . Richard B. Harrison
My Prince Charming
A few nights ago I happen to run upon my prince charming. He feels my waking hours with his warmth and my sleeping hours with his dreams. I don't know what lies ahead for me and my price charming . Nor do I want to wake up. I do know that he has became a big part of my life even thou we are over a thousand miles away. We have spent hours on the phone as well as on here sharing our dreams , our wants and our desires. He calls me his 'Babydoll' his 'princes'. Could I be going down the wrong road? I dont know . Do I want to be waked up so I don't fall so hard ? No , I'll answer that now. As for my prince charming , Thank you for the way you make me feel like a woman , feel wanted , and feel desired.
I guess that since I am pretty good at it , I am going to start putting my poetry in blog form . I don't know if anyone will ever read it , but I am going to post it just the same . Here shortly , I'll post my first origional poem as a blog entry , with many more to follow .
Puter Fucking Up.. Virus
I'm having major puter issues. So If I'm talkin to you and don't respond don't fucking wig out, it's because this bitch has froze up.
Basics...thats What I Stck With
Candle Magic has been around for many, many years, being traced as far back as the Palaeolithic era. It is a very powerful form of sympathetic magic. There are many factors that play into the art of candle magic. As we know any type of magic that is performed will return to you three fold, whether it be positive or negative. Always keep the Wiccan Rede An harm to none do what thou wilt in mind when considering your work. Always keep in mind that magic effects the entire world around you. Be very careful what you ask for, for it may well come true. The wording in any type of magic must not be taken lightly, be very careful, concise , and precise, make sure you have covered all possible bases. Keep in mind that some candle magic has to be repeated over a period of days. Therefore, you will want to place them in an area that will not be disturbed. Do not choose a place where there is a tv, radio noise or disturbances of any kind. Keep in mind to not put candles near curtains and
Babs Bully Pimpout # 1 (3/12)
Want To Model?
*NUDITY NOT REQUIRED* Please and while youre at it. will u do me a huge favor and vote for me to be the featured model for march?? go to: and vote for me, Alkatraz Doll pretty pleasee!
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I left my house at 230 this morning. I got home at 430. That is insane. I pretty much told my boss that I can't do long stores any more... luckily she was able to find someone to cover me on Friday and switched me out of another store next week. I hurt so bad from sitting in a car for way too long. :( sucks. Blarg.
Some Kinda Poem I Think
thoughts leav my head my world is quickly left behind shed the tear of one last cry forgetting my past trying not to rember the pain keeping my mind on the presnt and future you helped open my eyes to see a briher day and closer feature we talked about our soon forgotten pasts created a future of a long friendship lots of moments to live smile upon the days my hopes now are for a brighter future for friends, family and myself tears soon fade and my grey sky quickly turns blue waiting for me where the fog once was is my family friends and my future smiling at me
Dad is getting better little by little just gnna take time. So if yall dont hear from me much, i'll be takking care of him n mom. So take care n bb hopefully in the next few days.
Looking For Contestants For Mother And Daughter Or Son/ Father Photo,s ! Need At Least 10 To Start! Read My Blog!
Happy Birthday/easter
my birthday falls on easter this year....yay. anyway i have 11 days until my birthday and thats plenty of time for you all to write my name on your bewbage and gimmie! yaaaay happy day to me fo sho!
Special Agent G Gibbs The Rest Of It
I hand the wrapping paper to McGee as I open the soft box. I open it slowly and a glitter catches my eye as the light hits its contents. There, inside the box, is a simple, yet beautiful diamond bracelet. 'Ziva, it is beautiful. I can't accept this.' I say as O try to hand her back the box. 'Grace, I don't care if you can't. You have too. I have one exactly like it, and so does Abby and Jenn. Think of it as our little club, kind of like the pink ladies in that one movie with all the singing.' Ziva smiles as she takes it out of the box and helps me put it on. 'Grease, Ziva, the movie was Grease. It starred...' 'We know, Tony.' We all interrupt him before he can finish his sentence. We all laugh at the look on his face. His jaw is dropped mid-word and he has the look of a punished puppy in his eyes. 'Oh, come on, Tony. You know that was funny.' Ziva says trying to make him laugh about it. 'Anyone up for a game of cards?' McGee asks as he walks over the the armoir in my room to retri
Special Agent G Gibbs
Sitting alone in the silence I reach for my gun. The door knob is rattling as they try to pick the lock. Finally, they decide that force might be a more appropriate and quicker way to get into my apartment. I have been deprived of sleep for at least three days now. I am on edge, angry, tired, and armed. The sound of a gun shot below my apartment window reaches my ears. This is getting out of control. My life is in danger and I am putting all the other tenents in my building in danger as well. I hear my door crack as they kick it a first time, and then a second. With the fourth kick my door comes crashing down into my living room, splinters of wood flying everywhere. A few hitting me in my hiding place under the kitchen table. The six men that enter my apartment make no effort to be quiet. Knowing they will search everywhere for me, I climb up and lay across three of my chairs, my gun close to my head and my face toward the table cloth. Just as I begin to think they are not going to loo
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Escort Service
My current mood: peaceful Hi,I hope this makes you laugh,enjoy :) ~Escort Service~ An escort service got a call one day and the man said "I need an escort for the night", Reconizing his voice she said "Who is this"?The man replied "Why,this is George Bush",then the lady said "Ok Mr.President,thatll be $10,000".He said "No!Thats to much",and hung up the phone.Then he calls another one and says "I need and escort for the night",The lady asked who it was and he replied "George Bush",then she said "Sure,Mr.President,thatll be $5,000", He said "No!Thats to much",and hung up the phone.Then he calls another one,and said "I need an escort for the night and Im not paying $10,000,and Im not $5,000,so can you help me"?Not knowing he was the President,the lady asked him who he was and he replied "Im George Bush,your President",then she replied in a stern voice, "Well,if you can come over here and raise my dress as high as the taxes,and as lower my panties as low as the
What A Critic!
Grand Theft Auto Critic Spitzer Resigns in Disgrace March 12th, 2008 Client 9 has become Disgraced ex-Governor 1. Eliot Spitzer, the moral crusader who, as GamePolitics reported, was so offended by the interactive prostitution in Grand Theft Auto, has vacated his office following revelations by the New York Times that he was a regular patron of high-priced call girls. Heres what Spitzer, a rising star in the Democratic party, had to say about GTA during his 2006 election campaign: Media content has gotten more graphic, more violent and more sex-based Currently, nothing under New York State law prohibits a fourteen-year old from walking into a video store and buying a game like Grand Theft Auto, which rewards a player for stealing cars and beating people up. Children can even simulate having sex with a prostitute FBI wiretaps captured him singing a different tune to the managers of the Emporers Club VIP service. Spitzer haggled over payment details as he arrang
Please Add This Person To Your Friend List
Please add this person to you friend list she is a great person to get to know.... Show her some Love Please ☆})i({☆@ fubar
Dj Devine - Now On Stickam!!
Express Yourself LIVE Wow! So life is changing up for me a bit... it's all good though, I think! Only time will tell.... Soooo enjoying DJing on Blue Orion Radio!! :D
He's Amazing, He Did It Again!
imikimi - Customize Your World I'm FU OWNED by BRI GUY for the 2nd time. This man is just amazing and become one heck of a friend. He's funny, charming and as sweet as can be. Please go by and check this AWESOME man out. He always returns any and all love shown. I personally can't think of a better guy to own me. Thanks so much Bri for your generous bid and your awesome friendship. YOU ROCK! Click here to meet this GREAT guy! BRI GUY FU-HUBBY 2 OOPSY DAISY@ fubar Brought to you by his fu slave: IRISH SWEETHEART RL/GF 2 DEADLIEST CATCH~FU OWNED BY THE AWESOME BRI GUY~DSC~CLUB FAR@ fubar
My Auction
=== 'AIRBAGS~CO OWN OF DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND~REBELS RULE~GOT-R-DID BOMBERS~' spewed forth the following at '2008-03-12 16:17:45'.. > > ♥I AM HOSTING AN AUCTION♥ > > THE AUCTION WILL START THE 17TH 12:01AM EASTERN AND RUN TILL THE 23 AT 11:59PM EATSTERN! > > IT IS OPEN TO EVERYONE AND ANYONE! > NO NSFW PICS > 5000 FUBUCK ENTRY FEE > > NO DRAMA AND ALL IN FUN! > > CONTACT ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ENTER!! > > > > 1 TICKER = 250,000 > 1 DAY BLAST = 375,000 > 3 DAY BLAST = 600,000 > 7 DAY BLAST = 1,000,000 > 30 DAY BLAST = 2,500,000 > HAPPY HOUR = 5,000,000 > THIS IS BASED ON FUBAR'S SET VALUE OF TICKER PRICES, WHICH IS 250,000 FOR 1, OR $20 FOR 4. IT BREAKS DOWN. > > AIRBAGS~CO OWN OF DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND~REBELS RULE~GOT-R-DID BOMBERS~@ fubar if you would like to enter please send me a private message with what you are offering and a link to the pic you would like to use and NO MORPHS
When All Fails
A Surrogate Father
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..." "Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you." "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat". After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there." "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for
Take A Look At This Wild Woman
I'm going to attempt to auction myself off. I feel like such a sleaze lol.
Got A New Tattoo And Piercings.
I got my nipples pierced and a new tattoo. Cant post pics but wanted to let you know. Vamp
Read Before You Add Or Shout
just for everyone who thinks that they wanna fuck me or tell me they wanna... DON'T i'm sick of everyone sayin they wanna fuck me before they even say hi... so if this is you..... CHUCK YA DUCES
Pisces, Pisceans possess a gentle, patient, malleable nature. They have many generous qualities and are friendly, good natured, kind and compassionate, sensitive to the feelings of those around them, and respond with the utmost sympathy and tact to any suffering they encounter. They are deservedly popular with all kinds of people, partly because their easygoing, affectionate, submissive natures offer no threat or challenge to stronger and more exuberant characters. They accept the people around them and the circumstances in which they find themselves rather than trying to adapt them to suit themselves, and they patiently wait for problems to sort themselves out rather than take the initiative in solving them. They are more readily concerned with the problems of others than with their own. Their natures tend to be too otherworldly for the practical purposes of living in this world as it is. They sometimes exist emotionally rather than rationally, instinctively more than intellectual
Box Under Bill And Hillary's Bed
When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it" In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box was 3 empty be er cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was t oo much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?" Bill thought for a while and said, "I g uess after all these years
I Am Up For Auctions
"OWN YOUR VERY OWN LEPRECHAUN" St Patrick's day auction will start Today March 12th at 10:00 am pst and will end on March 16th at 10:00pm pst minimum bid will start at 200k MINIMUM BIDS START AT 200,000 FU-BUCKS. IT RUNS FROM WEDNESDAY MARCH 12TH @ 10:00AM PST TILL SUNDAY MARCH 16TH @ 10:00PM PST, AND THE BIDS WILL CLOSE AT 5 PM FUBAR TIME LET THE GAMES BEGIN! CASH VALUE ON FUBUCKS: STICKY BULLETIN = 250,000 1 TICKER = 250,000 1 DAY BLAST = 375,000 3 DAY BLAST = 600,000 7 DAY BLAST = 1,000,000 30 DAY BLAST = 2,500,000 HAPPY HOUR = 5,000,000 THIS IS BASED ON FUBAR'S SET VALUE OF TICKER PRICES, WHICH IS 250,000 FOR 1, OR $20 FOR 4. IT BREAKS DOWN. Hello Luv's I am up for auction anyone wishing to own me please click on the link and place a bid.. NO bids of VIP PLZ. Link to Auction
Grilled Abalone With Papaya Sauce
Marinade: 1 fresh lime 1 papaya, peeled, sliced, and seeds removed and reserved 1 chile pepper, diced 2 tablespoons rice wine vinegar 1 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 1 pound abalone 1 tablespoon water 1 tablespoon cornstarch 1 tablespoon chopped fresh cilantro leaves To make the marinade, microwave lime in a small bowl to release essential oils, and set aside until cool enough to handle. Through the feed opening of a running blender add, 1 at a time, half of the papaya (reserving the other half), chile pepper, vinegar, salt and pepper. Then with the blender still running, squeeze in the juice from the microwaved lime. Place abalone in a nonreactive container, pour marinade over, cover and refrigerate for 6 to 8 hours. Heat grill. Use marinade to make a sauce by adding it to a pan over medium-high heat. Bring to a boil and let reduce and thicken. In a small bowl, create a slurry by gradually adding 1 tablespoon water to cornstarch. Whisk
She's Everything
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New Tag 4 Llgp
so i put my status taking applications, ok.... is that so weird or juvenile ? i get a few people askin for what? so i tell you for stalkers... its a joke. its common enough anyway, that when you have friends here on fubar that leave you comments, chat with you on whatever I.M. you like to use...and joke about stalking you, right? does it seem like im into myself or conceited for joking about it? ive joked about stalking a few people myself. maybe some people have really had a stalker, some unwanted attention from other fubar people and dont find the humor in it. from my shout box....i removed the name cus im nice like that. lol her...: you're 37 and you act as if you're 17 you're a simpleton grow up asshole her...: duh? it doesn't say so you don't have to be rude me.: hehehe.... stalkers, duh! lol her...: for what? i just think she needs to lighten up.... maybe im a simpleton to this great mind. i would have explained im always sarcastic if i had not been blocked. oh wel
Happy Easter!
Chicken Long Rice
8 ounces sai fun noodles (cellophane noodles made of mung bean flour, aka bean thread noodles) 2 tablespoons grapeseed oil 2 large carrots, peeled and cut into thin julienne strips 2 celery stalks, well-scrubbed and diced small 2 small zucchini, peeled and cut into thin julienne strips 2 cups (about 3 ounces) shiitake mushrooms, brushed cleaned, trimmed, and sliced 4 boneless chicken thighs (about 1 pound), sliced julienne Salt and freshly ground black pepper 1 (1-ounce) piece peeled fresh ginger root (1 to 1 1/2-inch piece), sliced thin on a mandoline and cut julienne 2 cups low-sodium chicken stock Soak noodles for about 30 minutes in warm water to rehydrate. Heat grapeseed oil over medium-high heat in a wok and add carrots, celery, and zucchini and stir-fry until they begin to soften, about 5 minutes. Add the shiitake mushrooms and cook until they begin to give up their juices. Season the chicken with salt and pepper, to taste. Then, add ginger root and chicken to pan
Maybe...We were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the Right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often Times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe . . . It is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, But it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until It arrives. Maybe . . . The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of Everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe . . . The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten Past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches. Maybe . . . There are moments in life when you miss someone -- a parent, A spouse, a sibling, a friend, a child -- sooo much that
Marlin With Sweet Potato Lime Risotto
Sweet Potato Lime Risotto: 2 tablespoons grapeseed oil 1 large sweet onion (such as Vidalia), diced small 1/2-ounce peeled fresh ginger root (1-inch piece), minced 3 garlic cloves, lightly crushed with the side of a knife blade and minced 4 to 6 sweet potatoes or 3 yams, peeled and cut in thin julienne then cut crosswise into 1/2-inch pieces) 1 firm mango, peeled and cut away from the seed 1 quart coconut milk 4 to 5 scallions, white and tender green parts only, sliced on the diagonal into 1/2-inch pieces 1 fresh lime Marlin: 1 tablespoon grapeseed oil 8 (6-ounce) marlin steaks, soaked in cold water if it is cured Salt and freshly ground black pepper 1 fresh lime, sliced for garnish Heat grapeseed oil over medium-high heat in a large pot. When it begins to shimmer, add sweet onion, ginger root and garlic and cook until the onion becomes translucent, being careful not to burn the garlic. Add the diced sweet potatoes and mango, stir to coat with the oil, and cook for a
Ginger Sweet And Sour Chicken
Sauce: 1 fresh lime 2 tablespoons water 2 tablespoons cornstarch 1/4 cup balsamic vinegar 1 red chile pepper, stem and seeds removed and diced 2 large cloves garlic, lightly crushed with the side of a knife blade and quartered 1 teaspoon peeled fresh ginger root, diced small 1 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper 1/4 cup sugar 1 cup extra-virgin olive oil Chicken: 1 liter canola oil, or enough as needed to deep fry 1 cup rice flour or all-purpose flour (or enough as needed for dredging) Salt and freshly round black pepper 1 pound boneless chicken breasts cut into "chicken-finger"-sized strips Microwave the lime in a small bowl and set aside until it is just cool enough to handle. In a small bowl, create a slurry by gradually whisking 2 tablespoons water into the cornstarch. Through the feed tube of a running blender add, 1 at a time, the vinegar, chile pepper, garlic, ginger, salt, black pepper, and sugar. Then squeeze the lime from the micro-waved lime t
Octupus Luau
4 tablespoons grapeseed oil 1/4 cup (4 tablespoons) butter, cut into cubes 1 large sweet onion (such as Vidalia), minced 1 pound luau leaves (leaves from the taro root plant), rinsed 1 cup chicken stock 3 to 4 pound octopus, de-beaked 1 cup coconut milk 1 tablespoon sugar 2 tablespoons cornstarch Salt and freshly ground black pepper In a large pot (which can accommodate luau leaves and octopus) heat 2 tablespoons of the grapeseed oil over medium-high heat and add butter. When it begins to shimmer, add the onion and saute until translucent. Add the luau leaves and pour in chicken stock. The luau leaves will be simmered over low heat for a very long time until tender, about 6 hours. Replenish with water, as needed, during the course of cooking. About 30 minutes before mealtime, brush the remaining 2 tablespoons of grapeseed oil on the octopus and add to the pot of luau leaves with enough water to cover. Combine the coconut milk and sugar in a bowl. Create a slurry in a sep
Would You????
This is because I'm bored, sad, and tired!!!! Mark all that apply Would you kiss me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already did Would you do me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] you look to sweet to fuck [ ] already did Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay I think ur pretty [ ] Sexy [ ] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... 3 things you would like to know about me? 1.) 2.) 3.) If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather.. [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Marry me [ ] Friends [ ] Do me What kind of underwear are you wearing right now? [ ] boxers [ ] whitie tighties [ ] thongs [ ] g-string [ ] granny panties [ ] boy shorts [ ] none What's ur favorite position? On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me..
We Don't Spank
WE DO NOT SPANK IN THIS FAMILY AS WE DON'T WANT TO WARP THEIR LITTLE PSYCHES! Most of America 's populace think it's improper to spank children, So I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of 'those moments.' One that I found effective is for me to just take the child For a car ride and talk. They usually calm down and stop misbehaving After our car ride together. I've included a photo below of one of my sessions With my son, in case you would like to use the technique. Sincerely, A Friend (scroll down) I think this will work with grandchildren, nieces, and nephews as well.
Banana Vanilla Haupia (coconut Pudding Dessert)
1 quart coconut milk 1/4 cup sugar 1/4 teaspoon salt 2 bananas, sliced 2 tablespoons cornstarch Add coconut milk and sugar to a saucepan and stir over medium heat until sugar and salt is dissolved. Add the bananas to the pot and cook, stirring often until the bananas are integrated into the mixture. Make a slurry in a separate small bowl by gradually whisking 2 tablespoons water into the cornstarch. Whisk slurry into mixture in pot and allow to reduce and thicken until it is the consistency of yogurt. Transfer to serving dishes and chill.
Lasagna Rolls
Sauce: 2 tablespoons unsalted butter 4 teaspoons all-purpose flour 1 1/4 cups whole milk 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon ground black pepper Pinch ground nutmeg Lasagna: 1 (15-ounce) container whole milk ricotta cheese 1 (10-ounce) package frozen chopped spinach, thawed, squeezed dry 1 cup plus 2 tablespoons grated Parmesan 3 ounces thinly sliced prosciutto, chopped 1 large egg, beaten to blend 3/4 teaspoon salt, plus more for salting water 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 1 to 2 tablespoons olive oil 12 uncooked lasagna noodles 2 cups marinara sauce 1 cup shredded mozzarella (about 4 ounces) To make the sauce: Melt the butter in a heavy medium saucepan over medium-low heat. Add the flour and whisk for 3 minutes. Whisk in the milk. Increase the heat to medium-high. Whisk the sauce until it comes to a simmer and is thick and smooth, about 3 minutes. Whisk the salt, pepper, and nutmeg into the bechamel sauce. Preheat the oven to 450 degrees F. Whisk th
The Human Condition...
Ok, so theres been a lot of shit going on with my friends and family, and I have been thinking quite a bit about about what is wrong with people... I dont understand why humans hurt eachother the way we do... Why do we lie and cheat? Why do we steal? Why do we use those who place trust in us? Why do we tear down others? Why, when we promise to Love someone, do we expect the world of them, so disillusioned into thinking that they can give us what we know deep down that they cant, thus resorting to anger to retaliate for that which we have no control over? Why do we make promises if we cant keep them? Why do we stay in unhealthy relationships, convincing ourselves that we "Love" this person and its "just a phase"? Why do we let so much outside bullshit come between us and those we love, resulting in unecessary fighting and misery? Why do we focus so much on the negative, instead of accepting others as who they are, faults and all, and learning that everyone is differen
Mojito Chicken
1 (2 1/2 to 3-pound) chicken 2 tablespoons garlic powder 1 tablespoon onion powder 1/4 teaspoon ground cumin 1 tablespoon dried oregano 2 tablespoons kosher salt 1 tablespoon freshly ground black pepper 1 teaspoon paprika Marinade, recipe follows 4 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil Mojito Glaze, recipe follows Remove backbone of chicken with poultry shears; flatten chicken out by pressing firmly on skin part of chicken so it will sit evenly in a pan. Preheat oven to 300 degrees F. Combine all the dry spices and rub chicken with spice mixture, especially under the skin. Put into a resealable plastic bag and refrigerate for 30 minutes. In a large mixing bowl combine all the ingredients for the marinade, then add chicken to marinade and refrigerate for at least 1 hour. Remove chicken from marinade and shake off excess marinade. In a large saute pan over medium to high heat, add 4 tablespoons of extra- virgin olive oil. When oil is hot, place chicken skin side dow
Re: Can Global Warming Alarmists Get Their Propaganda Straight?
RE: Can Global Warming Alarmists Get Their Propaganda Straight? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 12 Mar 2008, 15:03 Can Global Warming Alarmists At Least Get Their Propaganda Straight? It seems that global warming doomsday alarmists are so desperate to out-fearmonger each other that they are now having difficulties keeping their propaganda on track. Within days, two separate reports blamed global warming for both drying up water sources and causing sea levels to rise. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/march2008/031208_warming_alarmists. htm
Corned Beef And Cabbage Strudel With A Grain Mustard Sauce
1/4 pound bacon 1/2 cup julienne onions 1 tablespoon minced shallots 1 teaspoon minced garlic 2/3 cup shredded cabbage 1 tablespoon creole mustard Salt and pepper 1/2 pound thinly sliced corned beef 1/2 cup grated Swiss cheese 3 sheets phyllo dough 1/4 cup olive oil Essence, recipe follows 2 tablespoons grated Swiss Cheese 2 tablespoons chopped green onions 2 tablespoons brunoise red peppers 2 tablespoons brunoise yellow peppers Sauce: 1/2 cup grain mustard 1/4 cup white wine 1 teaspoon honey Salt and pepper Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F. In a hot saute pan, render the bacon until crispy. Pour off most of the fat. Add the onions, shallots, and garlic. Saute for 1 to 2 minutes. Add the cabbage and continue sauteing until the cabbage has wilted, about 3 to 4 minutes. Mix in the creole mustard and season with salt and pepper. Take the 3 phyllo sheets and lay flat, cover 2/3 of the sheets with the corned beef. Spread the cabbage mixture over the corned beef
Drug Recall-important!
DRUG RECALL - VERY SERIOUS!!! A all drugs containing PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE are being recalled. STOP TAKING anything containing this ingredient. It has been linked to increased hemorrhagic stroke (bleeding in brain) among women ages 18-49 in the three days after starting use of medication. Problems were not found in men, but the F DA recommended that everyone ( even children) seek alternative medicine. The following medications contain Phenylpropanolamine: Acutrim Diet Gum Appetite Suppressant Acutrim Plus Dietary Supplements Acutrim Maximum Strength Appetite Control Alka-Seltzer Plus Children's Cold Medicine Effervescent Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Me dicine (Cherry or Orange ) Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine Original Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Cough Medicine Effervescent Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Flu Medicine Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Sinus Effervescent Alka-Seltzer Plus Night-Time Cold Medicine BC Allergy Sinus Cold Powder BC Sinus Cold Powder Comtrex Flu Therapy &
Re: Video Shows Cop Tasering Already Restrained Disabled Man
RE: Video Shows Cop Tasering Already Restrained Disabled Man ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 12 Mar 2008, 23:05 Video Shows Cop Tasering Already Restrained Disabled Man Recently uncovered video of a disabled British Columbia man being shocked with a taser by a Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer has sparked controversy and once again brought the use of such weapons into the limelight. http://infowars. net/articles/march2008/120308Taser. htm
Ballymaloe Irish Stew
2 pounds shoulder lamb chops, about 1-inch thick Salt Freshly ground black pepper 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 1/2 cup Guinness beer or any dark beer 1 pound new potatoes 1 pound baby carrots, peeled 1 pint pearl onions, peeled 4 cups lamb stock 2 tablespoons dark roux 2 tablespoons finely chopped fresh parsley leaves Season the lamb chops with salt and pepper. In a large Dutch oven, over medium heat, add the oil. When the oil is hot, but not smoking add the chops. Sear for 2 to 3 minutes on each side. Remove the chops from the pan and set aside. Add the beer and continue to cook for 1 minute, scraping any brown particles off the bottom of the pan. Add the lamb back to the pan. In a mixing bowl, toss the vegetables with salt and pepper. Add the vegetables to the pan. Cover with the stock. Bring the liquid to a boil, cover and reduce the heat to medium low. Simmer for about 2 hours or until the lamb falls off the bone. Stir in the roux and continue to cook for 10 minutes. St
Broiled Lamb Chops With Braised Root Vegetables And Colcannon - Creamy Kale And Potatoes
Braised Root Vegetables: 2 tablespoons butter 1 pound packaged baby carrots 1 rutabaga, peeled and diced 1 onion, diced Salt and pepper 2 cups chicken or vegetable stock 8 loin lamb chops Salt and freshly ground black pepper Colcannon: 4 medium to large all-purpose potatoes, such as Russet, peeled and cut into chunks Coarse salt, for boiling water 2 cups chicken or vegetable stock 1 head dark curly kale, chopped 2 tablespoons butter 3/4 cup whole milk, eyeball it 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg, fresh or grated 1 teaspoon ground thyme 2 scallions, sliced A handful of fresh parsley, chopped Prepared, store bought Irish soda bread or brown bread, warmed, for passing at table Sweet butter, softened, for the bread For braised vegetables: Heat a skillet with a cover over medium to medium high heat. Add butter, carrots, rutabaga and onion. Cook veggies 5 minutes, stirring frequently. Add broth or stock, bring to a simmer, and reduce heat and cover. Cook vegetables 15
Hate This!!!
Suck On This!!! I Need To Break Away From All The Words You Say From All The Deeds You've Done From All The Faith You Break I Need To Get Away From All The Time You Waste From All The Rage You Bring From All The Hope You Take This Is A Part Of Me So Deep Inside Of Me Engines Fueled By Your Scorn I Want You To Hate This Hate This! You Mother Fucker! Hate This You Know Who I Am Hate This You Mother Fucker! Right! Go Away And Hate This You Mother Fucker Suck On This! Ummmmmmmm, Gotta Love Grendel I Feel Better Already Now Where's My Damn Punching Bag.......? *Sigh......I Miss Havin' My Boxing Set Up* Well Here's To Lyrical Stress Relief!!!! Muwah!
Thank You!!!!
Thanks to all of the people who showed me some love today!!!! I appreciate it!!!! I'll swing by your pages and return all the love. If I don't remember let me know, please!!!! Thanks Again!!!!
Tamera And Dylan
Fluttering as with feathered wings she walks by Catching everyones eye the pride of the village Smelly fisherman bringing fish just gets glares and funny looks as he goes by Eshun the beautiful and graceful geisha stops and smiles at the fisherman he blushes and continues on his path. Eshun makes her way to her home as she prepares for her evening of being politicians escort The fisherman continues on his way, he feels a club to his head then nothing, he is left for dead. Half alive he lay unable to bring himself to his knees stays still. Eshun riding home in the carriage notices the poor fisherman half dead on the path She tells the driver stop he wants to refuse saying a lady of her stature has no buisness stopping for something like that. She tells him he will not be paid for the evening so he turns the horse around so Eshun can see about the man. He helps the fisherman in the carriage,they both can see he is now lame and will be unable to fish for a living again. Fisherma
Romance And Cigarettes.
dark comedy/modern musical? directed by John TurTurro and produced by the Coen Brothers... woo hoo! Yes I said musical, so what. It's gritty and dark, just the way I like my comedy. And like life, there's nasty sex involved. Featuring a midlife crisis, his wife, and hot young mistress who loves talking dirty. No he didn't have a heart attack... but his relationship troubles and the cigarettes almost did him in. Did I mention one of his daughters is Mandy Moore? His hot MILF of a wife is Susan Sarandon, and the Lingerie saleswoman/hooker he sees on the side is Kate Winslet. This guy had it all, and then he had an epiphany. Yes, he really loves his wife. The side stories surrounding his daughters are a bit trivial, but filler is filler. Still this was a fukkin hillarious movie you've got to try.
Miss Pretty@ fubar
SO... BEEN AWHILE SINCE ANYONE HAS HEARD MUCH FROM ME IN THE WAY OF PIMPOUTS. SO HERE IS ONE FOR YA! ALL YOU GUYS OUT THERE SHOULD DEFINATLY ENJOY THIS! AND LADIES, YOU'LL LIKE IT TOO, IM SURE! _________________________________________________ THE SEXY FOUR-WAY: (`._)ThePurestofAngel♥Hope'sFuWifey♥(`._)@ fubar Hope(Graphics designer)~PurestofAngels wifey~(Owned by drunk1)*Dream Girlz_1st Lieutenant*@ fubar Chris/I love my Hopey and her sexy wifey Nic *Dream Girlz*@ fubar *~Anastasia~* *~RL Fiance to Daniel Watson~*@ fubar _________________________________________________ EXTRA SPECIAL SEXY LADIES: -{oTs}- ♥'s nnm@ fubar BlueJean Girl@ fubar Texxas~FU G/F OF DASH FU OWNED BY PHILEMON@ fubar DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL@ fubar _________________________________________________ BAD ASS SEXY CHICK:
Conversation With My Ex R/l B/f Fireman185
mercilynn_1973: i just told her everything fireman7912: I HOPR YOU ARE FUCKING HAPPY NOW YOU FUCKING CUTE fireman7912: CUNT mercilynn_1973: i am mercilynn_1973: you fucking loser mercilynn_1973: go get daddy to bail you out mercilynn_1973: your the fucking asshoole that wanted me there you are the fucking loser that took everything away from me mercilynn_1973: fuck you mercilynn_1973: you dont know how to love fireman7912: NO YOU TOOK EVERY AWAY FROM YOUR SELF FOR LEVEING YOUR KIDS mercilynn_1973: yea what fucking ever mercilynn_1973: fuck you mercilynn_1973: you will get your shit back mercilynn_1973: send me mine mercilynn_1973: you lost one you care about fuck!!!! mercilynn_1973: you were cheating on me for a long fucking time i knew it i saw everything on your fucking computer you think im so fucking stupid mercilynn_1973: the way we used to make love then all of a suddon you want your room your this mercilynn_1973: as long as i paid your fucking bills and fed y
Hey Every One....
I'll give a shout and return e-mails & such as soon as I learn how to us this thing,,,lol Hug'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Just Me, PixieT :-)
Big News
Big News I just got engaged. I am very very happy. I love her with every fiber of my being. Sounds corny and cliche, but it is true. I love you Kris...
so i wanted to ride my bike into work this morning... well i wuz all ready, went to start her up, and well, the damn battery wuz dead... wtf?? my bike is only 7 months old! anyways, so i found out that the batteries that they put in them arent the greatest... and a new and better one costs $140! thats just insane! but shes fixed, and up and runnin... yay! going riding tonight! too warm not to... :P im outta here
The End Of Privacy
Lets Get Right to the point because I dont have enough time or braincells to drag this out as usual: What we're talking about today, my friends, is Kentucky state representative Tim Couch and a dangerous new bill he is apparently trying to pass. In short, the bill which was filed last week will make anonymous online posting ILLEGAL. That means no more personal screen names for you. No more HyenathePirate, ds22, SteelyDan, Xxoozero or that BigDog character from thisisbyus. When you make a post online, your screen name will be your real FULL NAME; First, middle and last. In your profile your home address and email will have to be available. Anything other than that would be illegal and punishable by law. For any website that tried to skirt the bill and still allow their users to post anonymously, the owners would get nailed with fines. $500 for the first anonymous user who posted, then $1000 per person who was allowed to anonymously post on a website. You can rest assured th
I gave you eveything from my heart, and you crushed it right from the start. How could you have hurt me so bad, you said you loved me, but you made me so sad. I opened the door, showed you my world and like a fire you burned it all down. I told you my plans, my hopes, my dreams, and all you did was laugh and say they would never be. If you loved me so much then why did you push me away, why did you make where I never wanted to see you again. I was hurt, I was crushed, but you never gave a fuck. Now I never want love again if it hurts so much.
When Boy Makes Girl Jealous
Boy and a Girl, the best of friends. From elementary to high school frombeginning to end. Through all those years their friendship grew.They both felt the same, but neither knew. Each waking moment since the day they met. They both loved each other sunrise to sunset. He was all she had n her terrible life. He was the one who kept her from her knife. She was his angel, she made him smile. Though life threw him curves, she made it all worth while. Then one day things went terribly wrong. The next few weeks were like a very sad song. He made her jealous on purpose he tried. When the girl asked, "Do you love her?" on purpose he lied. He played with jealousy like it was a game. Little did he know Things would never be the same. His plan was working but he had no clue. How wrong things would go, the damage he would do. One night she broke down, feeling very alone. Just her and the blade, no one else home. She dialed his number, he answered, "Hello" Sh
Soooo Funny :d
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship. You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it. In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered
Check Out. MY CITY.MY PEOPLE.MY GIRLS. My Friend Michael
why are break-ups so hard to do? this time it aint me its you. u stabbed me with a knife. there is so much blood in my life. take a look at me now, cuz this is the face of strength. you cant take me down with your confusion cuz it aint me whos losin, like hilary said im happy and i know that makes u mad but thats just too bad. break-ups rnt mess-ups there grow-ups you learn a lesson and burn depression take me for one i learned and now im gone
Just A Babe In The Black Abyss
The pure feeling of empty Void of light Warm whispers speaking words I dare not repeat No pain or sadness just a whispering hole in blackness I am floating as I step toward the hole Drawn toward the whispers no fear no death Leviathan peers through the darkness as her wings unfold She floats above me with a steady gaze upon my form Child my dear child she whispers I am with you You are not seeking power fame or fortune What is it my child do you seek? I dwell in a place of ignorance in the mist of the raging seas of infinity. I come here for solace and peace. You shall find peace in the darkness only confusion comes when things are brought to the light. She then flew away I pondered and smiled
Without U
Mandy and Austin have been going out since 7th grade, now they are in 11th grade. Mandy has been thinking of breaking up with him. One Friday afternoon, on their 5th anniversary, Mandy and Austin where talking over the phone: (Phone ringing at Mandy's house) Mandy: Hello Austin: Hey Baby Girl, how is it going? Mandy: Alright, u? Austin: Pretty good, so are u still up for the movie? Mandy: Im sorry i can't go, i promised my little sister that i would take her out to eat today. Austin: That sucks Mandy: Im really truly sorry Austin: Its all right, so can u got tomorrow then? Mandy: I cant, sorry, i have to go with Alyssa and her boyfriend to the mall. Austin: U know, it seems like u have been avoiding me this past few days. First u cant go out to dinner with me because u have a paper due, then u cant come over because u are to tired, and today during passing periods u totally ignored me. I had something i wanted to give to u. Mandy: Im sorry, im
Laid To Rest And Music Itself Has Lost A Good Friend.
BLACK DEATH drummer Phil Bullard passed away of colon cancer on February 6, 2008 at age 59. Bullard is survived by two daughters (Philicia and Earlicia), four grandchildren (Warren, Curstie, Curtis and Julian) and two sisters (Nicola Ammons and Roberta). BLACK DEATH was a four piece heavy metal band from Cleveland, Ohio founded in 1977. The band consisted of lead vocalist/guitarist Siki Spacek, guitarist Greg Hicks, bassist Darrell Harris and Bullard on drums. They are considered to be the first all-black heavy metal band from the U.S. "A great guy who kept us all in line," comments guitarist Greg Hicks. "There never would have been a BLACK DEATH without Phil. He had the fire. There was chemistry from the first time we played." Adds former BLACK DEATH manager Bob Surgent, "I am privileged to have known Phil as a friend and worked with him in BLACK DEATH. I know he's playing drums with Hendrix. Tears run red." BLACK DEATH had two songs featured on the 1983 "Cleveland Metal" compila
Lets All Bid On Sexyfreak
Shawn Colvin - When You Know
When You Know by Shawn Colvin When you know that you know who you love, you can't deny it. Or go back, or give up, or pretend that you don't buy it. When it's clear this time you've found the one, you'll never let him go Cos you know and you know that you know. When you feel in your skin in your bones and the hollow Of your heart, there's no way you can wait till tomorrow. When there isn't any doubt about it once you come this close Cos you know and you know that you know. You can feel love's around you like the sky 'round the moon This is how love has found you, now you know what to do. When you know that you know who you need, you can't deny it. Or go back, or give up, or pretend that you don't buy it. When it's clear this time you've found the one, you'll never let him go Cos you know and you know that you know. And it's time you come in from the cold. Haaa... And you know that you know
How Redneck Are You .......i'm 66% Redneck
Are You A Redneck [x] have you ever lived in the country? [x] shot a gun? [ x] owned a gun? [ ] hunted? [x] driven a truck? Subtotal= 4 [] chewed tobacco? [x] gone camping? [x] listened to country?.. [x] owned a country cd? [x] fished? [x] worn a cowboy hat? [] worn cowboy boots? Subtotal=9 [x] ridden a horse? [x] seen a farm? [] worked on a farm? [] lived on a farm? [x] fed a farm animal? [x] worn carhartt? [x] lived in a small town? [x] worked on a car? Subtotal= 15 [x] seen a nascar race? [ ] been to a nascar race? [] been to an oval track? [] seen a demolition derby? [] been in a demolition derby? [x]seen a figure 8 race? [x] talked on a cb radio? [x]had a cb in your car? [x] seen smokey and the bandit more than 10 times? Subtotal=20 [x] watched the dukes of hazzard episodes? [x] owned more than two cars that dont run? [x]been to a junkyard [ ] been a racist [ ] been in a international vs john deere argument? []gone cow tipping? [x
Message Of The Day
Touch the Darkness
Blender Bedlam
Please Tell Me Who ?
please be honest someone has a crush on me which is awsome, but with 2,00 friends here I dont know who it is, and no it's not the crazy ex gf, cuz i blocked her! so if it was you message me and tell me, cuz i'm single and hoping to find the right 1 this time
What Ever Happened To The Good Old Days? Part1 Of 6
LET THE BRUTALITY BEGIN!!! Over the next few days I'm going to post a multi part opinion blog about my observations about society from the view of a person who is NOT politically correct, and just does not give a shit. So basically a totally neutral view of the past and the present and possibly the future. I'm not saying I'm perfect fuck no I have my flaws and my weaknesses. This is just an observation on todays society compared to the past 107 years and were I see it going in my final conclusion. I will post this up in it's entirety on either my website or as a txt file on the last blog in this series. This blog does not reflect the views or opinions of MRX Entertainment in any way or any of its advertisers (if we had any lol) or sponsored parties. These are my opinions and MINE ALONE. IF you've got a problem with what I say then too bad deal with it I'm protected by the 1st amendment to the constitution of this country, FREEDOM OF SPEECH! Enough of this banter lets get on with
Someone Help Me!
i really need to get my "FU-level" up some so it would be greatly appreciated if some of you could promote me a little bit....thanks!
Here We Go.
well, this week I've finally started going back to work. yeah its a lame job, working a Quizno's but its all I needed. A chance to get out from the house, and be social. Even if that means waiting on people. Being an army wife, and playing that role of the "stay at home do nothing" wife, this gives me a chance to be social. It was good working again, and so far the job seems to work well for me....BUT the best part is I'll be interviewing for an even better job tomorrow as a Vet Tech.
Ass Sticking Problem
Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police. Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital. "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it." Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend. "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself." He t
Spam ... During The Revolution
During the revolution we had this Crap soooo Much!! I Hate it wiht a Passion!!
A Life Saving Experience
well to unsugar coat it, two of Bret's songs have saved my life literally, now before you go and call the cops, shrinks and your lawyers for the restraining order let me explain - When I was about five my mother died, as a result of this I became a unhappy child, but know one knew this because I buried everything deep inside, if it as an emotion I didn't want to have anything to do with it. The end result of this was I ended up having many medical emergencies. Needless to say after I ended up in the emergency room for the 3rd or 4th time my dad finally realized something was wrong, but because he was not ready to deal with the death yet or even really begin dealing I was forced to find an alternative way of dealing with the death of my mom, so that was when I discovered music, mostly country until I turned thirteen, then I heard Something to Believe in and I feel in love with posion, and for some reason that song along with Every Rose has snapped me out of every kind of depression tha
What's On My Mind...
NSFW 'cause I say FUCK! ~FIRST~ Are emotional and physical bruises the same? Do they feel the same? Are the physical worse? The bruise fades, but in it's place is now an emotional bruise. Two for the price of one, right? Why is it that abused women won't listen to anyone? All that crap about how much they love the man, and how much the man loves her. No matter how hard you try to convince them that a man that hits and spits on a woman can't POSSIBLY love her, she never listens. Instead, she ends up in a hospital at 2am after he shattered the bones in her face and raped her. Now she needs reconstructive surgery and her children are in CPS custody. Six months down the road.. she drops the charges against this man so he can, what? Kill her next time probably. I don't understand and I hope I never do.. just wish I could say something that would help. ~NEXT~ Now.. I'm talking about lovers/significant others/whatever you'd prefer to call them...Is it really possible to love two people
Did You Know!
Hey there ... Did you know if you ripped someone's picture off their folder and someone else rates that picture YOU will NOT get the points the person you ripped it from will get points. SO what I did was delete the pictures and uploaded it to my account and add it again ...
The kid has been very sick for awhile.Don't know if it's teh flu or what.Too stubborn to go to the doctor to get checked out.I hate hospitals! I will give myself another day or two and if I'm not any better than I guess I will be forced to go.
I'mleaving much as I love it....there is a certain female that has others stalking my profile..just to see what some guy she likes leaves me....very sad and childhish.....i love all my friends....and take it easy..all of you
Maybe Im The One....maybe Im The One...who Is ... A Schizophrenic...phyco..yea!
twisted thoughts,bittersweet dreems, life is nothing as it seems tides turn on, wicked calm, places, people with no faces hard to see, but easy to spot, fakeness has no place I ignore all the foolish bore, I want the same in my core lifes what you make, with a little fate, and a touch of destiny thrust yourself, guided hand in desicion land this is life, if you wish, some people have to be misse think not sad, for in your choices guilded hand, much excitment, love, and life can be had. take a trip in my soul.. from witch, my eyes can see, hurt and grow cold feel all the joy, wonder, and beauty in me, for everyone to see life will balance, some how, some way, usually from a decision made so choose carefully, as you may see, the KARMA your paid,maybe paid by me. live by the truth, your guilding light, every day, or the middle of the night for IT will allways be there, without or without the fear, in the middle of the night rather be hated for whom I choose to be...then l
I Bet U Cant Do It!
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A Note To All My Family And Friends
due to the fact my son may have to have surgery on his shoulder i may be taking a little bit of a leave or just only on every so often ! i still not sure which but for all who will miss me leave messages i love you all.and those who won't oh well ? love to all my family and friends and fan's ann aka/ diamondz
My Hubby And Me
3:19 PM 3/11/08 - are you ready for my love? I have never ever felt so in love and ready to devote my life to someone. Am I moving too fast? I don't think so. My friends and family say yes. Well, a lot of them. I LOVE ALL OF YOU WHO UNDERSTAND! That's how I am - things are pretty black and white for me. I either love people or hate them. Michael wrote to me back in January, telling me about his girlfriend, but I think I knew way back then that we would fall in love. It didn't take very long for us to get close, and then get together. He is the polar opposite of Rich in all the important ways, which I love... and he is the most sensitive, caring, funny, sweet, FUN, intelligent, sincere, sexy man in the world. In my world... He is my world. Oops, that wasn't too clear...he does not have a girlfriend (besides me) anymore ;)
Happy St. Patty's Day
My new update is up today. It is one of two set for St. patty's Day. The second set with be up on Friday. Plus in the members section i will have videos. Come check out what I do with my green food and green beer. I had so much fun doing these shoots. I am also in a trench coat and pantie hose. Next week you will see bubble Fun and Naughty Easter Bunny. If there is anything you want to see please let me know and I will do my best to get it in a shoot. -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame
Back To Abnormal
Now that I'm getting better Blake and Mark are already starting to tighten their grip on me. Blake called a few minutes ago telling me I had to meet him and Mark are the warehouse tonight. What should I wear? Jean skirt or cotton shorts??? you tell me. luv u Tara
New Tag 2
Ammunition Substantiation
An infantry brigade was training in the summer heat, learning methods to counter offensive tactics. That summer, the area had experienced an infestation of rattlesnakes. Officers and NCOs were given one magazine of live ammunition to counter this danger, as several men had already been bitten. So much ammunition was expended shooting, supposedly, at snakes that the post commander demanded that every officer and NCO who had shot at a snake present the dead snake as proof that the expenditure of rounds was justifiable. The next day, the post commander entered his office and spotted a shoe box on his desk. He opened it, revealing a sleepy and sluggish, but very live, rattlesnake. Inside the box were twenty expended cartridges, and a short note. The note said, "I missed!"
Getting Married Sooner Then What We Thought
So my Fiance and I were going to wait till next winter to get married but it changed once again. I've been feeling like I want to explore with other men to reassure myself that he's the one and well yesterday while I went to tell him how I feel I completely feel apart. I was shaking really bad and I knew that I broke down the way I did because he's my soulmate and I know he's the one. I was also afraid that he didn't want to be with me or have my child cause he's scared of children and me I'm just the opposite I love kids so much although I know that they can be hecktic. So he told me that we're going to get married as soon as we get the car road worthy which I think we should do anyway. And besides we have to order rings, by a nice dress to wear so I look nice and how ever much it is for our marriage certificate and services to get married from the Justice of the Peace. I have my good friend Mike whos on Fubar as one of my Witnesses since we need 2. I know I love Kiel so much but it's
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You Can Ask Me 10 Questions:
YOU CAN ASK ME 10 QUESTIONS: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. __________________________________________________ No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless. I promise to answer them 100% truthfully. All questions are COMPLETELY confidential - send to my inbox. Repost this to see what others ask you. IF YOU DONT THEN YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT PEOPLE MAY ASK
Infatuate Me...
I saw my love in your lovely... ...face you take me to a divine... ...that captivates me! I find myself living day by... thinking of a love that... ...just... ... fascinates me! These days just fly on by... ...they fly just to die... ...without you! I lay the nights away... ...I pray you to stay... won't do! Have no idea what you do to... If everyone could... ...see... this love above me! It was because of the... ...compromise and because we... ...realize... ...what this could be! I found I do love I Know I will ever so... ...This I do! These days just fly on... ...on by... ...on by... ..without you! I try to write away... ...loneliness... by day... won't do! They say its better to have loved them all... ...then to never love at all... ...its untrue! These days just fly on by... ...I cry when they die... ...without you! These days just fly on by... ...on by... ...on by... ...its untrue! I find myself li
Yo - Yo
You want me, you don't want me. You pay attention to me, you hang up on me. I am what you want, but I'm not enough. You say the right things, then you shut me out. You hold my heart, yet you rip it to shreds I love you, but it's not enough I beg for you, but it's no enough I cry over you, and you turn your back. I am not a Yo - Yo I am broken hearted I just want to love, and have it be recriprocated.
Soul Sleeping
Wrote this when I meet, who I now call The Elf Moon Goddess. A little Inspiration from Dishwalla and the rest is all her eyes and my heart. Too romantic for you?! Too Bad! ~~ Hope you like it. Soul Sleeping I rest my head Between her lap and our sky She downloads my dread & Disarms my mind Makes me fly. Closing my eyes, I am so satisfied No disappointment till we wake up. Her words unsaid no need to ask her why her eyes well read For they talk to mine Can't deny. Closing our eyes, we are so satisfied No disappointment till we wake up. Drinking our words, two worlds in breath are tied Soft in the soul until they break up I don't want to wake up. Breath in her space Such vivid visions, see her shape at her leftside. Breath in my life Please Look in our eyes, we are both satisfied No disappointment till you make up Things in your world that you've long denied The world we live in till we wake up. I don't want to wake up No.
Life Goes On
Life goes on day by day Trying to keep heartache at bay Hoping love will come back Trying to figure out what I lack Was it my looks or maybe personality Maybe it was only a technicality Did I not love you enough Or was I just too rough I miss your voice I miss your smile I don't what I did its been such a while I miss your messages I miss you huggging me I don't know what I did but it sure is bugging me At least tell me what I did wrong I still am playing our song Give me closure what you said just doesn't ring true I am crying and I'm always missing you
This Punk Will Rock Your Tubesocks Off!
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Ask Your Faith For Help & Not Aanswers.
When looking up to what ever it is that has you and your faith, it is better to ask that they give you help in understanding what it is within yourself to find harmony and not to just ask for answers and/or results. They can't give it, but they can help you to turn the light on within so that you may help yourself. Once I stopped asking for answers and started asking to help me see the answers within myself, I got more results. They are not the vehicle that gets you there but the fuel that helps make it so. The Drive is up to you. MAH
A recent blog inspired me to do a little research. I found this website, and I think this paragraph could be reduced to a one lined sentence had they not been so redundant. At any rate, reading it made me chuckle a little. Brown Recluse Spider general information, Brown Recluse Spider bite prevention information, and Brown Recluse Spider bite treatment information is available here for your review. If you have been searching for Brown Recluse Spider bite prevention or Brown Recluse Spider bite treatment information; you have come to the website of a leading provider of Brown Recluse Spider bite prevention and Brown Recluse Spider bite treatment provider.
Here We Go
i'm going to be in yet another yes another one :p it will start March 12th at 10:00 am pst and will end on March 16th at 10:00pm pst minimum bid will start at 200k this is what i'm offering rate pics and stash during HH 1 SFW salute owned by____in my name 1 morph 2 water reflection pics add to my family list i'll put your link on my page in the about me section
*secret Love*
My Heart is misplaced My mind acknowledges my pain My body felt his touch My soul went up in flames I see his face constantly I hear his voice inside my head I feel his hands on me I must know why I feel dread Heart broken I stand Soul fierced I felt broken Eyes full of many tears Mouth close many words spoken Passion wracks my body Love wavers in my Heart secretly A spoken word can kill A part of me dies whenever we meet
Woman Throws Kids From Overpass
DALLAS Dallas police say 27-year-old Khandi Busby threw two of her children from the Jim Miller Road overpass into rush hour traffic on Interstate 30 Wednesday morning. She then leaped 22 feet to the pavement below. The boys, ages 6 and 8, were rushed to Children's Medical Center for treatment. The 8-year-old was in critical condition at noon Wednesday; the 6-year- old was in good condition. "Especially with the traffic the fast-moving traffic out on the freeway this time of the morning in the hours of darkness it's a miracle that both kids weren't hit directly by a passing car," said Dallas police spokesman Sgt. David Burroughs. Investigators said Busby stormed out of a car parked at a nearby gas station with the children in tow just before throwing them over the railing of the bridge. Busby was taken to Baylor University Medical Center, where she was initially reported in critical condition; later upgraded to fair. "We don't know the reason at this point
Black And White And Read All Over
If every newspaper in the US was recycled we would save 41,000 trees a day.
Up For Auction Again
hey everyone i'm up for auction again :D come show me some love and support.
Oh Ma Gawd
Day Off Or So I Thought Lol
so usually im off on mondays and wednesdays unless of course they call me in...which i dont mind cuz it's more money for me yeah i got called in 2day cuz a girl that work the food court w/ me and this guy didn't come in...i worked till he got there...i hate working the am shift...the damn store is basically dead until bout 2 pm...thats when some ppl are the's like 5 or 6 ppl there buying something....kinda stupid to have the food court open when we really dont have anytihng good to sell lol...we have soft pretzels, 1/4 long hebrew national hotdogs, 1/4 cookies, chips, drinks: coke, diet coke, pepsi, diet pepsi, dr. pepper, diet dr. pepper, mt. dew, sprite, lipton green tea, deerpark water, aquapods, and juiceboxes I think our best day is a Saturday...I tender about 50 or so bucks of the's like $10-20 sometimes
Come On Guy Come Bid On Me !
Im in a auction come on and bid on me you'll let a chance to own me for a month You know you want to come on!
Auction Plz Help Me Ty here is the link to get you there to bid on me plz help i am offering allot for your bid thanks
Thought provoking Quotes? Quotes Ive collectedMy Soul leaps over mountainsMy heart swims the Oceans,My Life slowly leaves meFor my spirit fights your chains-- Guess-- I have lived long enough;My way of lifeIs falln into the sear, The yellow leaf:-- Shakespeare, McBeth, V,3 The man who has not Anything to boost of buthis illustrious ancestors is likea potato- the only good belonging to himIs underground--Sir Thomas Overbury, Characters (1614) The face is the mirror of ones mind.The eyes a reflection of ones soulOnes expression without sounds,can confess the secrets of the heart,& reveal the truth within the soul.--Guess--I think I could turn & live with animals,They are so placid & self-contained.--Walt Whitman, song of myself There is no excellent beautyThat hath not some strangeness in the proportion.--Francis Bacon, Essays: Of BeautyIt self, by itself soley,ONE everlastingly, & Single.--Plato-SymposBeauty is that Medusas HeadWhich men go armed to seek & severIt is most
Die Hard 4
is it worth seeing
Will You?
I am in Molly's giveaway. If you have some time please stop by and leave me a few comments! Thanks!!!! xoxo
Three Weeks To Go...
Well, slightly more than that, but yes. I-CON XVII (website) is taking place April 4th through 6th. It also happens to coincide with my birthday (April 5th). This means I'll be spending the weekend of my birthday in New York. I'll get to see old friends, my old neighborhood, and maybe even Ground Zero again. One thing's for sure: I'll have about a billion photos to upload when I get back. Watch for a new folder in my photo album...
T;economic Disaster" If Climate Policies Are Followed
RE: "Economic Disaster" If Climate Policies Are Followed ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 12 Mar 2008, 16:46 Campaign Warns Of "Economic Disaster" If Climate Policies Are Followed A national media campaign launched this week warns that following global warming policies would "spell economic disaster" in the United States and "would mean misery, starvation and death on a massive scale" for people in less developed countries.
Was That A Chicken Joke?
A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra. Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his cockatiel eats all of them. Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off. Unfortunately, his Viagra kicks in just as his wife comes home and it is hours later before he remembers the cockatiel. He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted. "What happened?" the man asks. "You were in there for hours and yet you're not only alive but you're sweating like crazy?" The cockatiel pants, "Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs a frozen chicken?"
I come to you as a sad MX today. We all know the drama that has been surrounding the Hotties, and the recent split of the group to Shell's Dream Girlz. I made a decision that I thought was right for me and joined with Shell to help her form the new group. It was not an easy decision to make because I feared that because of this I would lose friends, either direction i chose. And I was right. Since this transition I've been hit up on all sides, being forced to defend my position and decision. And that's just it, it was my decision, not anyone else's. And now, to maintain the few of you that I have left on both sides, it is my decision to quit all groups and affilliations. All of you I have met through the Hotties and become close with I love dearly and would never hold any of this against you. I will not risk losing those friendships because of a nick in my name. I am tired of the drama and the bs, and I am sorry. I have always just been me, and I've always be
Don't Need A Fairy Tale
Don't need a happy-ever after Just need to know you will stay And when things are difficult You won't give up or walk away Don't need any old fairytale Just need our hearts to intertwine Want to be able to look and see Your hand wrapped tightly with mine Don't need you to be a white knight You've already rescued me Just stay strong enough so you Can fight off the problems we'll see Don't need to ride into the sunset I'll just take a ride to your heart We can lay out a blanket for us And talk for hours under the stars Don't need a million dollars from you Just enough so we can survive Money can't buy what we've got And I've never felt this alive. Don't need perfection of any kind Just make me laugh, make me smile Hold my hand, dry all my tears And stay with me forever and a while.
Food For Thought
Max Ehrmann Desiderata Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for
For your warmth, For your embrace, Just one more chance, To see your face. To hold you close, And never let go. To kiss you quick, Then kiss you slow. To feel your touch, Upon my skin, And send my head, Into a spin. To feel the rhythm, Of your heart. To be together, And not apart. To grasp your hand, Take it in mine. And feel the tingle, Run down my spine. To be kept safe, All through the night. To hear you tell me "We'll be alright." For your hands, To trace my form. To keep me protected, And keep me warm. I have a hunger, For you and your touch, And all because, I love you so much
Life Sucks Without Him
yes it really does
Henry Ford The Innovator
Ford was looking for projects that combined industry with the output of agriculture. Among other things, Ford had an abiding interest in developing soybean-based plastics. Throughout the 1930s Ford pioneered the use of soybeans in plastics that he used in his automobiles. The soybean components included plastic parts (even body panels), seat covers and paint. Ford's soybean-automobile project culminated in August 1941, when he patented an automobile made almost entirely of soybean plastic, attached to a tubular welded frame. Ford's soybean-car weighed 30% less than a car made of steel. Even better, the plastic panels did not rust. And an array of experiments concluded that they were ten times as durable as steel. Ford claimed that plastic panels made the car safer than traditional steel cars because the car could roll over without being crushed. Ford hoped that the new soybean plastic would replace metal, which was in short supply in the years just before World War II as the U.S. go
Were You Real???
Can you sing for me one last time? With lexis that will forever be etched in my mind? Remind me that I was wrong. Tell me that you evoked me. Whisper to me your qualms. Bawl your feelings out and aid me into thinking it was all a vast blunder. Hold my hand like you're not secluded. Touch me like you've never touched me before. Smile to me like it's your first time. Cry to me like you heed for me. Please, make me believe that you were real. That you were there... authentic and existent. That I was once entirely happy. Please, see me like you still love me
Bulletin Made For Cassie Name That Tune Giveaway
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This Is The Blog That Never Ends
This is the blog that has no name... it just goes and on the same... I started writing it, not knowing what it was.. and I'll continue writing it just because it is the blog that has no name... it just goes on and on the same.... Ahhh, okay... I feel better now that is out of my system.... but be forewarned... I may blurt out words that will make absolutely no sense to anyone at all including me... just bare with me... Spring break is here,,, and I've accomplished nada... partly due to having my granddaughter due to her being sick and not able to go to daycare... partly because by golly... for as long as I can remember I've always cleaned house, worked on the yard, and done activities with the kids during spring break... this is my week to do nada... and I am doing a mighty fine job of it also... I am almost perfecting it...
Irish Proverb
Dance as if no one were watching, Sing as if no one were listening, And live every day as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb
Pattis Place
Gone Again.
I know i just came back 2 days ago. But sadly i have to leave again. We have a family problem and i'll be going out of town for awhile. I leave tomorrow evening, and not sure when we are going home yet. I'll be checking messages from there, but will not be able to send many. I hope you all have a good rest of the week.
The Sensitive Man
The Sensitive Man > > > > > > A woman meets a man in a bar. > > > > > > They talk; they connect; they end > > up leaving together. > > > > > > They get back to his place,and as he shows her around his apartment. > > > > > > She notices that one wall of his > > bedroom is > > > > > > > > completely filled with soft, sweet, > > cuddly teddy bears. > > > > > > There are three shelves in the > > bedroom, > > with hundreds and hundreds of cute, > > > > > > cuddly teddy bears carefully placed > > in rows, covering the entire wall! > > > > > > It was obvious that h e had taken > > quite some time to lovingly arrange them > > > > > > and she was immediately touched > > > > > > by the amount of thought he had > > put into organizing the display. > > > > > > > > > > There were small bears all along > > the bottom shelf, > > > > > > medium-sized bears covering the > > length of the middle shelf, >
The Service
I should have put this up along time ago but it really hit home when my nephew told us all that he was going to join the service. Then a bestfriend of mine has to do another tour before he can come home. Every one out here that has loved ones in the service you are very brave an strong ppl indeed. Cause right now I am scared out of my mind an worried to death for my bestfriend an my nephew.
Hey, Next week I won't be on much, if at all, my best friend is coming to stay with me for a week ((so excited))... leave me some love...and some gifts! :p XOXO
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Kitty's Haven
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Challenges of Friendship And Membership Drive This is a Challenge For all members of Pumas Lair, Country Line Saloon, Moon Light Lounge, and Club Solitude. Contest Begins 2-29-08 til 3-15-08 This is a Membership Drive for all Four lounges. The Prizes will Be $125,000.00 Fu Bucks For First Place Winner. and $75,000.00 Fu Bucks For Second Place Winner. In order to keep track of the people Joining the Lounges, The New members needs to send an E-mail To 'FUBAR PUMA/OWNER OF PUMA'S LAIR & OWNER OF COUNTY LINE SALOON/MANAGER @ MOONLIGHT &CLUB SOLITUDE' Telling us who Invited them into the Lounge. The new members need to subscribe to all four lounges In order for the recruiter to get credited for the recruitment The Best Reward for this Membership Drive, will be the Members coming into the Lounge Good Luck to all participants This Competition is open to all Members and Staff alike not to mention the new members recruited. Thanks From All The Staff.
I Kill Me....
Might my heart lose it's beat and my expanding chest become still, for my life has lost it's luster, has lost it's happy will. If you had my saddened thoughts and all my nightmareish dreams, t'would be no more than hardened cries , no more than terror screams... So leave me be love, let me die I cry, for My love and my spirit for love and life has already passed me by.... Twist'a Fate
A Poem Called "growing"
Before I even noticed I grew to need your smile. your "good mornings" and "goodnights" Make all of it worth while. I grew to need the way you call me beautiful and mean it I grew to understand your smile not just when I can see it I grew to laugh at all your jokes not just when their good I grew to understand you when what you says misunderstood I grew to know whats a joke and what you really mean I know now when you feel confused by whats said and not just seen I know that your the only one who talks more then I do and that the sound of your voice can make me come unglued But you dont understand me its sad but also true You could see my face a thousand times and not know I love you.
I Am Honored, He Answered.
->SCRAPPER: I remember there first match up, it was so bloody, they had the crowd going. ->SCRAPPER: There still good to watch anyway, I'm watching Stephen Bonner and Forest Griffen. ->SCRAPPER: Do you ever watch UFC? Its on right now, I know im over here in germany, we watch it on AFN, there all reruns ->SCRAPPER: how many emails about MUMMS do you get a day? ->SCRAPPER: I've read it, but I thought it said you would reset monthly, anyway, thats cool ->SCRAPPER: I do SCRAPPER: you can make friends mumms... ->SCRAPPER: thats when I lost my priviliges was in Feb. SCRAPPER: read my blog.....i dont handle that anymore ->SCRAPPER: I've supported the site, I've bought VIP's for me and my wife, I've bought three HH since I've been a member since the beginning of Feb. ->SCRAPPER: I'm just asking, could you please turn my MUMM privileges back on? ->SCRAPPER: wife is almost here though, less then a month ->SCRAPPER: me, i'm getting ready to go to bed in a few hrs., had a long day ->
Bid On Me Please
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The Crazy Brotherhood Of Jd's
COME CHECK OUT THESE GUYS FROM JDs HIDEOUT THE HEAD Taz1022~~~ THE NAKED~~~crazy JD brotherhood~~ OWNER OF JD'S HIDEOUT@ fubar THE VP Pagancowboy31~VP CRAZY JD BROTHERHOOD@JD'S HIDEOUT~RL BF OF COWGIRLINPINK/MASTERTOLADYEXCALIBUR@ fubar THE ACCOUNTANT I'm your daddy(crazy JD BROTHERHOOD) HEAD ACCOUNTANT @ JD"S HIDEOUT@ fubar The sexy chef Mickey Mouse ~ Crazy JD Brotherhood ~ Head Chef @ JD'S HIDEOUT@ fubar THE MONKEY cybermonkey1905 ~Crazy JD Brotherhood~part time host @ JD'S HIDEOUT~@ fubar THE SON !mㆧt {{crazy JD brotherhood}}@ fubar THE TRUCKMAN HM8{Mgr/-vvr@J' HOuT}@ fubar (repost of original by 'Taz1022~~~ THE NAKED~~~crazy JD brotherhood~~ OWNER OF JD'S HIDEOUT' on '2008-03-08 09:29:41') (repost of original by 'CbRL { VLpTu VVâs Vxn -wr & J @ JD' ]-[Iet }' on '2008-03-11 17:41:00') (repost of
Come Check Out Jd's Hideout
JD'S HIDEOUT! THE HOTTEST NEW LOUNGE ON FUBAR! Taking live request from 5pm-10pm M-F and 3pm-10pm on weekends! CURRENTLY HIRING ALL POSITIONS! DJ BARTENDER DANCER HOST/HOSTESS ADVERTISER CLICK THE PICS BELOW TO FIND OUT HOW TO APPLY! CLICK HERE TO GET THE PARTY STARTED!!! Don't forget to subscribe! (repost of original by 'Taz1022~~~ THE NAKED~~~crazy JD brotherhood~~ OWNER OF JD'S HIDEOUT' on '2008-03-11 08:44:48') (repost of original by 'CbRL { VLpTu VVâs Vxn -wr & J @ JD' ]-[Iet }' on '2008-03-12 06:17:58') (repost of
The Ladies Of The Triple V
THESE ARE THE LOVELY LADIES OF THE TRIPLE Vs OR THE VOLUPTUOUS VIVACIOUS VIXENS SOME OF THE LOVELIEST LADIES ON THE NET THE CFO CbRL { VLpTu VVâs Vxn -wr & J @ JD' ]-[Iet }@ fubar THE HEAD GROWER bpsCATtgrowgreeterroombomber@here@ fubar THE VP tt_t**H ~Vmt$ Vv Vﻫ @ J'$ HT**F3 @ l Vlt@ fubar THE TREASURER dolphin_dancer (Triple V Girl ~ Dancer @JD's Hideout)@ fubar SUBSTANCE CONTROLLER Pushplay....Candy Lady @ JD'S HIDEOUT TRIPLE V GIRL@ fubar THE HAIR STYLIST babydoll1984~~~Head Bartender and ONE OF THE TRIPLE V'GIRLS @ JD's Hideout@ fubar THE MAKE UP ARTIST Carlie@ fubar CLICK HERE TO MEET THEM (repost of original by 'Taz1022~~~ THE NAKED~~~crazy JD brotherhood~~ OWNER OF JD'S HIDEOUT' on '2008-03-11 08:37:11') (repost of original by '
If You Drink, Don't Drive, Do The Jeffrey Bottom Crawl
It started on Monday morning. My wife Martha had gotten ready for work and was sitting on the couch in the living room with our daughter Sarah where they were both eating breakfast. I was in the kitchen washing some dishes when Martha called out to me that our son Jeffrey was crawling! Prior to this hes been able to inch forward, but his heads so big in proportion to his body that he hasnt been able to hold himself up on all fours enough to crawl. This hasnt kept Jeffrey from getting creative moving around; hes rolled from the living room into the kitchen before and also inched forward to get somewhere, but this is the first time wed seen him crawl a few steps. He wants to move! Sunday morning after I taught fifth grade Sunday School with nine kids (eight girls and one boy) and we had to change the male names of Marcus and Ryan in the play to female ones several times it got funny for everybody when the people reading the scripts forgot the name changes I had Sara
You Know You're Kinky When...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE KINKY WHEN... keep fake hanging plants around the house, just so your mother will never know what all those hooks in the ceiling are really for. realize you've charged more in lingerie than you get paid in a year have more toys than your kids ...your toilet seat is leather. take up macram, just to learn some new knots ...someone asks how long you've been doing this pony- girl routine, and you snort and start to stamp your foot ...your favorite dessert is hot crossed buns... and you don't eat sweets ...someone says they have a leather man, you almost say "me too!" before you realize they are talking about the tool gadget on their belt. go to the local county fair and salivate when the horse jumps are setup. have the closest 24 hour locksmith as 1 on your speed dial list speak of crop rotation with someone, and they aren't a farmer .
A Confused Sub Came Before A Wise Master
A confused sub came before a wise Master who adored her. She felt that to submit to him would mean she would open her heart to unbearable pain should he ever leave her. She hungered for him and needed him, but was ready to walk away in panic. The gentle Master had her kneel before him and started a tale of love and devotion. As she looked up at him his arms began to widen and open like a large tree stretches its branches to the sky. At that moment the Master appeared rooted to the floor and his impressive size towered above her like a giant tree. Then he began to speak. I'm here for you, now and always no matter how far time and space takes us. Whether you walk away from me today or you stay and serve me I will not turn from you. I am as patient as time itself; I will take not from you unless you give freely and completely of yourself, but I give onto you regardless -- for my love is unconditional. Like the olive tree that can both feed you and shade you, I am there seem
Stargate Worlds
The Dominants Creed
The Dominants Creed 1. Above all else He cherishes His submissive, in the knowledge that the gift she gives Him is the greatest gift of all. He is demanding and takes full advantage of the power given to Him, but knows how to share the pleasure that comes from that precious gift. 2. He is in control of Him self first and foremost, so that He may control others. As a stern and demanding Master, He can cause His submissive to cry real tears. As the consummate lover, He will then kiss the tears away, without stepping out of character. 3. In times of trouble, a Master will leave the roles behind, to be a supportive friend and partner, never forgetting that this is still a loving relationship between two caring individuals. He is quick to understand the differences between fantasy and reality. He would never ask a submissive to put Him before their career, or family, just to satisfy His own pleasure. 4. To win His submissives's mind, body, spirit, soul, and love, He knows He
The Country Ran By Enrons...
Enrons everywhere, on every corner, even in the white house, now a word from our sponsor!! ANY AND ALL COMMENTS WELCOME AFTER VIEWING THIS PLEASE.
What A Master Should Be
Acceptance Acceptance of self, what is within your self, what your wants, needs, and desires are. Acceptance of your limitations, and those of your slave. The ability to accept another human being for the person they are, sometimes even including their short comings, and especially to accept your Own. Accepting what being a Master is to the individual and not being ashamed or intimidated by the needs within, but happy in ones mind set. Communication This is the ability to talk and discuss things. It is an integral part of any relationship, but an absolute necessity within a Master/slave relationship. A Master should have the skills to communicate his needs, wants, desires, fears, thoughts, limits, or whatever else comes along. The ability to talk also calls into play the honesty and truthfulness of the Master. Once communication is open, it should remain that way, and will do so provided the Master does not stop communicating honestly. Compassion The ability to see a
Ten Commandments (how To Fulfill A Submissive Woman)
1. THOU SHALT PAY ATTENTION TO THE DETAILS OF HER DESIRE: Find and touch her personal, "pleasure points." A sub's Emotional and Physical pleasure points are chinks in her "armor" that allow her to receive erotic pleasure and fulfillment. 2. THOU SHALT STIMULATE HER SENSES: Looking good is never bad. But women are less visual than Men, so it's vital that you speak to all her senses. Say arousing things, be clean, smell and taste pleasant and remember she is sensitive to touch. Explore the sensual paradise of her body. 3. THOU SHALT COMPLIMENT HER MEANINGFULLY AND OFTEN: Compliment her body, and she'll be more likely to want to share it with you. Respect her mind, and she'll give you the key to unlock her desires...Just because you've told her you love her once, doesn't mean you shouldn't tell her again--and again. 4. THOU SHALT ENCOURAGE HER TO SHOW AND TELL WHAT PLEASES HER: Reassure her that it's okay for her to tell you what turns her on. Tell her to mastu
Dragonz Train Levels 19 - 10...........28
~~~~~grandma to serinity~~~~~@ fubar WOLFGUARDIAN-pagan family-@ fubar Robbas42 LOVES VELVET LOVE@ fubar Black Lace?WRR?@ fubar ~copenhagenangle1979~ *real wife of Dodgeman1983* ~member of the Quite Angels~@ fubar Wiccan Whispers~OWNER OF THE MYSTIC MOON COVEN~@ fubar ange@ fubar Piercedstuff@ fubar
A Dominants Responsibilities
1. You have the responsibility to ensure that your DS play is consensual at all times and by every person involved. 2. You have the responsibility to respect your submissive. Dominant is not synonymous with abusive jerk. 3. You have the responsibility to make sure that your activities do not adversely affect your submissive's health or safety, both physical and mental. If you break your toy you can't play with it any more. 4. You have the responsibility to respect your submissive's limits, not only those stated, but those perceived by you, that the sub may not be aware of. You must never take advantage of a submissive's weakened or altered mental condition, such as playing with an obviously inebriated sub or degrading someone you know to be a victim of incest. 5. You have the responsibility to maintain a clean, healthy and sober body. Filth, disease and/or substance abuse are the antithesis of Dominance. 6. You have the responsibility to provide somet
Dragonz Train Levels 24-20..............122
? ʮT~* Co Owner of Lost and Found Lծ'$ G Demon Crew Recruiter@ fubar StrawBerrii Kisses( Leveler For Shining Stars)Founder Of Tribal Dragons( Fu-Owned By Lacey)@ fubar Captain Caveman -nWo-CT Pimp & Ho Society*Jessie's CT Hubby*@ fubar Too sweet-(Please take a minutte to sign my guest book & another 3 to read the "about me" se@ fubar ׷GM6׷stalker of 'CantSleepClownsWillEatMe~~plz rate and fan before add@ fubar ~Candy~ (GO STEELERS!)(G-Spotter)and (~WSC~ Member )@ fubar insanedragon63 loves hes bettyboop@ fubar
A Naturally Dominant Male
I am a naturally Dominant male is a society where Dominance is politically incorrect. I have always wondered why people looked to me for strength. Why I was the one to recognize bullshit as such and refer to it as such. Why I was the one to protect the weaker and abused. Why crowds would part as I walked through them. People perceived me a intimidating when there was no intent to intimidate. I could not compromise that which I deeply believed regardless of the consequences. I only knew that I had no choice. It is who I am It is my being. There is only one way I know to swim upstream. I do not need to be domineering and controlling. Domineering and controlling is the failure of Dominance and Control. I need not to abuse others to feed a fragile ego. I will not be constraint by a stereotype of what is correct behavior for a Dominant. I do that which provides pleasure for my submissive and myself. If I prepare a meal for my submissive it is because it gives us pleasure. If I spank my
To dream of the preson you like to be is a waste of the person you are.
An angel you say on this I can agree. Someone like you had to come from heaven for me to see. Your beauty far beyond anything I could dream. Showing me you,God has smiled on me so it would seem. Though you are far your beauty comes to my land. I stare across the ocean wanting to offer you my hand. Though my words angel I try to make to see. Exactly how beautiful you really are to me from my friend miki
Dragonz Train Godfathers.......16
" Archangel director of public affairs dream girlz/nbsd@ fubar hG䆃?k - ?PolskiCherry?'s Heart & Soul ?@ fubar ~/~'Sassy Laurie'~/~Club F.A.R.~Sisters 4 Life~D&DC~Independent Fam.~@ fubar *?SLTRY?*OWNED BY Domking123 & JAK@ fubar ~?Temptress?~FU-owned BY?SAMANTHA?@ fubar HELLCAT@ fubar ???? ? b l $ *****CAPTAIN of the Confederate Bombers****@ fubar CantSleepClownsWillEatMe~~Possible lifestalker to ׷GM6׷~~ Clown's Posse Leader!
Dragonz Train Disciples..........5
MishNumber1 ? FuOwned By Photobug & BigSexy ~ World Cruise&WISEUKF Owner ? SUP & ClubFARLADY DI ...@ fubar *CONNIE* Formally GoddessOfLight@ fubar Mikey The P?tull ??i Hitman & Club F.A.R. A Tempting Tiger@ fubar Fornicates AMANTHŮs WIFEY ? ?FU BD B*TCH?@ fubar
Dragonz Train Prophets........2
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Breakfast At Tiffanys
"But I am mad about Jose. I honestly think I'd give up smoking if he asked me." "I've got to do something about the way I look. I mean a girl just can't go to Sing Sing with a green face. " "He's all right! Aren't you, cat? Poor cat! Poor slob! Poor slob without a name! The way I see it I haven't got the right to give him one. We don't belong to each other. We just took up one day by the river. I don't want to own anything until I find a place where me and things go together. I'm not sure where that is but I know what it is like. It's like Tiffany's. " "No. The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining too long, you're just sad that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling? " "You could always tell what kind of a person a man thinks you are by the earrings he gives you. I must say, the mind reels. " "You know what's wrong with you, Miss Whoever-you-are? You're c
Dragonz Train Oracles
~ Cherrybomb™ ~Owner of BUMP N GRIND~Fu-Engaged to NIKO ~SBG~@ fubar
Hosting An Auction
I am hosting an auction beginning the 21st of March and running for one week.I would like at least 10 entries. There will be a 25,000 fubucks entry fee but the minimum bid will be 50,000 so you will earn that fee back. Auction Details: *No Drama will be tolerated either from the bidders or those up for auction. If drama is involved you will be pulled from the auction. *Cash bids will override any FuBucks bids. *Auction will run from March 21st at Noon EST until March 28th at Noon EST. *There is a $25,000 FuBuck Entry Fee. *Minimum Bids will begin at $50,000 FuBucks. *If someone decides not to pay up and they have the winning bid, the winning bid will then go to the next closest bid. *Those up for auction have the right to refuse any bids. If interested send me a private message with your picture and what you will be offering. *Here are a few things people offer to do for their "owners"... *Owned by ____ in name for ___time *Add to to
About Dragonz Train
This is a free FAN RATE AND ADD train. This is the first and original Dragonz Train. New look and new members and all updated. RULES are simple. FAR all members before you are add and when you have done so leave me a email letting me know. DO NOT leave a comment on the blogs. I miss a lot of them. You must be a level 10 and higher with a salute. So what are you waiting for come on and hop a ride and meet some awesome people. If you have leveled, please let me know and I will update you on the train. This is brought to you from the Owner and Founder of this awesome train: 'JEANNE MARIE' RGMTRʎ **~CLUB F.A.R~**Founder of the BADD-AZZ VIXENZ*~~Founder of th@ fubar
Letting U Go
You came into my life and my heart blossomed like a butterfly, You swept me away and told me don't forget me No Way! I fell in love with u and told u my heart belongs to you... We promised to each other that we be here for one another,.. U told me lies, and not fair to my heart, know I know and now I see that You are not meant for me so I have no choice but to say I can't keep loving no more because is the right choice to keep. I know its not right but I have to let u go because I know deep my heart we will get both of us hurt. Time will tell time will see what was meant for You and me... Letting u go!.......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Capitals And Erections...
This is crazy. Apparently feminsits at Appalachian State University's Sociology department and UNC-Chapel Hills English department dont like using capital letters. According to these ladies, capital letters are a reminder of an erect penis...Yeah, thats funny. You see examples of this stuff all the time. People getting mad at the usage of "mankind" because they see it as sexist. But this is just insane. People in the English department not using capitals. Makes a lot of sense, does it not? This is just going to far, there is really nothing that one can say to this. There is no way that someone could seriously win me over to this veiw point. The only thing it really shows me is that these people really need to get laid. I mean, come on, when was the last time you saw a "O" and thought about an erect penis? If you see a penis outta that, you need help. I guess these feminsit's do have one thing going for them though. THEIR PORN MUST BE REALLY CHEAP!
For Mom Helen
Vishe (more.)
Nagonski gristi za svoje, zivotinja u chauri choveka. Otkucaji snare-a. Otkucaji srca shto smera da kad dobije svojih 5 minuta, oni traju barem sat, kad se film zivota odmota, to bude film za Oskara. Onda si opet sam. I tad kad nastupi osama, dodje ti da k'o Bin Laden prospesh bombe po govnima. Onoshto stvarno terorishe su klishe i dosada, ta lica prosta a opasna s filozofijom zlatnog proseka: Ni levo ni desno, onako pederski diskretno da sve bude mirno i lepo,rajski mediokritetno. Al' nisu krivi oni. Vec pametni a bezobrazni koji namecu taj sistem k'o validni sistem vrednosti! .. ja sam tornado destrukcije, konstantno bes puni me sachmom, sve bunt mi je sve, faktor je furije: antisve, parti-brejk, sars i aids za takvu svest. Za pamtivek plamti rech s hartije - in full effect! je to samo navika da zigoshemo drukchijeg jer se stvara panika, jer uzrokuje "kvrc!" u zaspalim glavama. Eto pozara, kad ljudi shvate serviranu smrt u malim dozama. Prikljucheni na
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All Kindz Of Stuff
i am now on comcast and have the super duper high speeeeed but pleaz message me here or at as i will not be making a comcast email other then the one for them to contact me at... so rock on! and thanks for all the birthday wishes.. might be jamming with some local muscians about putting together a new music project.. i did jam with guitarist friend ernie last night and that was cool..rock on! DJKRIS2FUR.COM
Missing You
So, I don't have my computer up and running and it really fuckin sucks.. but right now, there's nothing I can do about it. I miss you all very much, and I can't wait to get back on here and chat with you all.
I Was A Little Steamed
So me and my boys are out the other night at one of the local watering holes that we frequent often enough to be permanant residents. One of my favorite waitresses tells me that the guy sitting two tables over from us told her he was a Navy SEAL just back from Afghanistan. I was about to buy the guy a drink when another waitress tells me that he was in here the week before claiming to be a Ranger working covert ops overseas. So I asked him who he was with and unfortunatley for him, he couldn't BS his way by me or my friends (some of which are former military). So in keeping with the traditions and values I learned in my years in the Corp, I proceeded to embarass him in front of the bar. I wanted to knock his teeth out, but although it would have made me feel better, it would have made me look like an asshole too. (or a bigger asshole than usual) I guess having been in the military and still having a few friends serving overseas, I am a little more sensitive to this than some oth
Olypic Sport?
Curling is an Olympic Sport. That means it's good enough of an idea, takes enough skill to master, and has enough participants and fans of it to make it worthwhile to bring the competition to the Olympic (worldwide) Level. Why isn't Oral Sex an Olympic Sport? Obviously it's a great idea, has a shitload of participants and definitely has a shitload of fans. Not to mention...the most important enough reason: If you're good at it you probably deserve a fucking medal anyways. *EDIT* In afterthought, you know, it'd be the best Olympic Sport of them all. Mainly because there's more than a damn medal on the line. The winner gets to pretty much be the most desirable fucking man/woman on the fucking planet for the rest of their damn life! The competition would be, heh, stiff as shit. :) Couldn't resist, lol.
Suze (tears)
I nocas gledam u zvezde pitam se sta je sudbina drhti u grudima zemlja vecito zedna za suzama i bol sto obuzima i nocas cekam oko doa na stepenistu metroa ja sanjam sivo a sanjao bizivo o Boze cije to grehove skupo placamo cije dugove vracamo svi uzaludni ratovi kisni dani bez duge mladi zivoti na koje su cekale neke nove pruge vise ne gledaj svodom andjele umrijet ces od tuge zbog laznoc rodoljublja vrsnjaci su ginuli a nisi ni krivi o Boze ja priznajem ja sam picka ja volim da zivim a slike mazu za zidove i ako kazu da vreme leti molim se suncu da nas se ponovo seti i kunem se Bogom vala nema tog ideala vrednog od jedinog zivota svi veliki filozofi u topisti hvala al mene ne tesi taj spik o patriotizmu i to mi laze nauke ja znam da mrtvi placu jer srcem cujem jauke, jecaju i kunu i pitaju zasto je bilo vredno, jel bilo vredno? reci to majci sto je izgubila jedino cedo a mi i dalje zivimo bedno i u ocaju suze za raju u starom kraju u celom svetu nek znaju, nek zn
Holding On
Today, Tommorrow ,Rite now what is the meaning of this life, What do I do, has my days come and gone, I don't undestand why am I still searching, Searching for what,for whom I think I have what everyone wants. Then how come I am still looking for happiness.Why do i feel my heart is still wanting ,looking, and waiting. I guess time will tell what makes me happy cause I wait,wait, wait wait, and hold on on on but I dont find anything. Am I going crazy or Am I blind and not see what sorrounds me.. I guess I will have wait and keep holding on to what everyone dreams off. Looking, waiting, hoping ,and holding on.....
The Evolution Of Fubar
It is Wednesday and I have been very busy and not much time to be on this site lately. I miss talking to my friends for sure. Last night was out last class for parenting strong willed teens. The two police officers that teach the class brought the food last night and it was from one of our favorite restaurants. It was very nice and a lot of fun. Kind of bitter sweet. We enjoyed going there every Tuesday meeting with the other parents and talking about our week. Last night we went over listening to your child. Something that we as parents think we are doing but most of the time are too busy to really listen. It taught me a lot. At the end of the class, we all sat in a circle and each person said something, either thanking the two officers or talking a little about how the class affected our lives. It was a great way to end things. Hopefully we continue to be in touch with our group and we plan on getting together once a week at Starbucks but I know how busy lives can b
Nfsw Even More Lol
Lisas fantasy Lisa bounded down the porch steps and hopped in her car. She was leaving for a week to visit her friend Tasha. Tasha lived about 10 hours away and Lisa wanted to get there at night so she could crash and then start fresh in the morning. Tasha also worked late that night and would get home after midnight and pretty much crash too. They agreed to just catch up on old times and start off their week the next morning. Lisa drove through the night wound up on cigarettes and coffee. She stopped at a rest stop to pee. She changed into a pair of boxers and a white wife beater tank top. She figured she might as well get her pajamas on so she could go to bed when she got to Tasha's. Lisa felt horny when she looked at herself in the mirror. She liked the way her tits looked in her tank top. Her nipples were extremely hard in the freezing cold bathroom and her tan looked even darker against the white shirt. She proudly walked out of the bathroom and grabbed an
When I first met you it was as strangers and it stayed that way for a long time for I was scared to even try to get to know you for what my past had done to me and I wasn't ready to get to know anybody for the fear of getting walked all over again and hurting in the deepest parts of me. You changed all that in my way of thinking and I started to let myself to get to know you a little bit at a time but still staying back far enough so I had room to run if I needed it. We started to talk more and more on an almost daily basis and got to learn more about each other and had a blast hanging out with each other and we became fast friends and it made me feel good for I needed a close friend that wouldn't judge me or look down upon me for my past and you were that one that did it for me in just a short time. I will always be grateful for meeting you that night that I did for it really changed my life for the better. I no longer have the pain of hurt and anger around me all the time for I
I Am Beautiful! Right, Right!
I am not the most ugliest negro in the world!
Still Needing Help
center> I Could really use the help people plz. I have been trying for 5 months to get this HH and instead of working on it i have helped everyone who has asked for help. Come on give me a hand. is still need 32K in comments. come on and show me some love back... for all of those that have been helping me thank you so much love you very much.
Hiring Staff
OK, The Asylum is now hireing Staff members. If your interested in being a DJ please contact me for more information. Thanks bonnie aka Devil Witch-DJ manager for The Asylum. **There is potential for pay here as well. (fubucks)** *other positions available also*
Try And Catch This Beauty :p
Here we go Wildcat is hosting one of the biggest auctions and Goddess has entered it. Here is your chance to catch a truly beautiful creature and hold onto her for a month. She has several things to offer and more will be added if bids go high enough. Stop by Wildcats page place your bets you never know what you could win :) Just click the link below and have fun thanks Don't forget to show the beautiful host some love as well :) ۞ẈŦ۞WR Ғ Ŧ.M..Ғ.ẈŦ ŦR,R G@ fubar
Getting To Know You
1.)Q. Can you cook? 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you: 16.)Q. Do you have any pets? 17.)Q. What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? 18.)Q. What was your first impression of me? 19.)Q. Do you think clowns are scary? 20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be??? 21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my co
House Of Love
Dee's House I am Deelicious. I am Deevine. I am Deelightful, And I can appease your mind. Open up your heart, So that I may come in. Feel my house of love, And what it has to offer thee. Come on in, See what is going on here. In this house of love, There is a light from above. It will move you, It will shake you, It will make you feel deep within. The house of love is special, Because of what is here. This house of love can give serenity, And make your heart warm again. So do not be afraid to let the new in. In doing so, Your journey here will never end. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved
Left Behind
You left me here To fade away; Why I always Wonder, everyday You walked away Out of that door; "I just can't do it, Can't do it anymore" I always wonder What I did wrong; But it doesn't matter, I knew all along I was never good enough, That much I could see; I knew you wished that I could be another me You thought I was a Burden you had to carry; Looking like death All wretched and scary You tell me I'm wrong, Theres another reason; Of why you left that Terrible season I wish I knew That it would be OK; Instead of wondering Every single day
Tears welling in my eyes, Feeling it stung on my eyelids, Coursing down my heart and soul, The ache somehow still crushing unceasingly, Desperation almost writing themselves around my face, Sense of grievance lingering thoroughly, Letting emotions ruled my senses, Indeed all in vain, My, Strenuous mask crumbling abruptly, Revealing that I'm emotionally fragile, Resembling marooned at an isolated place, Which out of anticipation of that so unfamiliar, But, Wishing there was one stood for me, Lending her lukewarm palm, As a gain for balancing my hurt soul, Much indebtedness utterly owning by you, Alas it's proving futile, As, There's always no one knew me better of well, Which I wished almost for an ancient
Very Nsfw
CARD GAME "Who wants to start," Paige asked excitedly as she shuffled the cards!?! "This was your idea, Page," Anna replied nervously, "I think you should lead it off, don't you girls!?!" Both Glenna and Mo nodded their heads in unison and while waiting for Paige to finish shuffling the erotic game cards!!! "Okay," Paige replied with a shiver, "I'll go first but you all gotta promise to play at least one round, agreed!?!" The three other girls glanced back and forth between each other before Mo replied, "Agreed, we'll all draw at least one card, after that we'll see how it goes!!!" After Paige completed her shuffle, Glenna cut the deck and all eyes turned towards Page in anticipation of her draw!!! Paige licked her lips nervously as she drew the top card and gingerly turned it over to read, You're lucky, all you have to do is show your pussy!!! The other girls whooped and hollered as Paige stood up and in defiantly pulled down her jeans and panties and showing off her auburn haired
Hand In Hand
As we sit in the snow white sand, And the waves crash upon the shore, I stare to the sky trying to understand, Why the stars seem brighter then ever before. Is it because the sky is so clear, That the stars are shining bright? Or could it be that love is near, On this perfect summer night? We laugh, we kiss, we talk, Draw pictures in the sand. Along the ocean we walk, Just her and I, Hand in Hand. Our night is almost finished, As the moon is fading fast, Another day will be diminished, Put with the others in the past. Everything seems to melt away, Faster then the drop of a dime, As night dissolves to day, We lose more precious time. Surely soon the sun will rise, As this is Gods command, I know she can see the twinkle in my eyes, As we walk Hand in Hand.
New World New Me?
So as many of you may know I have been going though a rough patch in my life. Being Dumped and being very sick as of lately had put a damper on my life... it was hard for "Sunshine" to Shine! I just wanted to take this time to thank a very selected few for helping me see that I am who I am and there is not a damn thing wrong with that! So to you! I thank you from the bottom of my heart! I also have alittle news for some of u! I have met a Greatttttttt Person in my life and couldnt be happier where my life is headed!!!! =) I feel that with this new chance at happiest I am diving in with two feet!!! So wish me luck hahaa! So thanks again to my family list!! I couldnt have made it without a single one of u!!! PEACE!!! Michelle aka Sunshine!
I'm On Cruise Control.
I once dreamed that when I grew up I'd have the American dream. You know the, wife,kids,the house with the white picket fence. The suburban bliss. I live the suburban nightmare. I'm old. Alone. Miserable. and broke. I've been told,well if you goto a dr and get some meds... that might help. Right. My life is dictated by a prescription. Thanks but no thanks. Or goto a Dr and talk,vent. I've done that. The end result is that the Dr got richer and I poorer. I look at it this way, he's a mechanic. He has no incentive to totally fix the car. Just enough to get you home and to work. He needs repeat customers. I never thought that life would be like this. It's like watching a bad move on lifetime tv that you can't help but view. I wish I could wake up from this...but this isn't a's my life. Good g0d, what happened? Where did I go wrong? What did I do to deserve this? Or maybe I shouldn't worry so much about it. Who cares? Nobody does... n
I love you , I HATE you I can't decide So maybe I'll sit here and hide Cause once again I think you lied You tell me I'm perfect and say that I'm worth it And than I said so prove Than he turned away and I think I heard him say I'm sorry But maybe another day So I whispered to my self I don't want you I don't need your help Today is the day that I'm gonna save myself
Just Something
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Ribonucleic acid freak out, the power of prayer. Long halls of science and all the lunatics committed there. Robot Lords of Tokyo, SMILE TASTE KITTENS! Did you not know that the royal hunting grounds are always forbidden? Are you rolling tape now? Bits and pieces large and small Sector, vector, eat them all. Its already in their eyes. Among the metal ones a messenger will soon arrive. 10001110101 Periodic table with a center piece of mind. 10001110101 Periodic table with a center piece of mind. Man alive the jive and lyrics, Radioactive, dont come near it. Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year. Man alive the jive and lyrics, Radioactive, dont come near it. Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year. Aint nothing you can do about it. Gonna be a big brawl over it Like them little bitty babies in the king cakes. Bonnie & Clyde the whole dome, The shackles of automata will shatter like their bones. 10001110101 Periodic table with a ce
Read This People And Take It In!!!
READ THIS PEOPLE AND TAKE IT IN!!! Looks may be deceiving, but your heart may carry beauty and love. Being the most beautiful person is not all dreamy, unless they have a heart that shines like a star above. Most people think that if they have someone that is beautiful, it's their looks. But beautiful is a person who carries a heart with more beauty that you can imagine
Edgar Allan Poe
Yes i am crazy, yes i am retarded and yes i am a psycho. But what about those who appreciate me? I pity them
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical ~~~ Our OIL is located in ~~~ ALASKA ~~~ California ~~~ Coastal Florida ~~~ Coastal Louisiana ~~~ Kansas ~~~ Oklahoma ~~~ Pennsylvania and Texas ~~~ Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC!!! An
I Wonder
Do u really think things really do change in ur life for a reason... or is it just make believe... do u think people really do grow apart... even though u been together for yrs... just a lil boreing thought running threw myhead....
Meemaw And Peepaw
For My Love
You're always there, in my dreams, and I'm wonderfully weak, savoring each of your moist kisses. My desire only heightens as your lips press against every inch of my flesh... except for that one spot, which I won't tell you about now. And I only ask that you'll touch me there later.
How many times a day do you maturbate?
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No Future.
So today I came to a realization. There is no point. Everything is meaningless. As much as I try to put up a front or a smile or even a semi positive attitude,it's all for naught. I have the reverse midas touch.Everything I touch turns to schiesse. It's always been like this and it will always continue to be like that. I'm beyond sad,lonely,depressed,etc,etc,etc. I'm the goto guy. The designated driver. The big shoulder to cry on. The always listening ear. No more. Nothing ever goes right for me. I try and fail. Failure is the one constant thing with me. Failure is what I know all too well. Failure is my modus operandi. Failure is my life. I have achieved nothing. If I should disapear tomorrow... what's my legacy? I can tell you...nothing. I've accomplished nothing. I've done, nothing. I have become nothing. Or maybe I was nothing from the get go and just now I'm facing the facts. I'm a void. A black hole. A shadow. A automaton. I'
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JUST SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE THEN REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN OR A BLOG AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOMEONE RESPONDS TO YOU AND YOUR QUESTIONS..... ============================================= 1.)Q. Can you cook? 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you: 16.)Q. Do you have any pets? 17.)Q. What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
It Doesn't Matter
It Doesn't Matter I know it doesn't matter that I'm crying deep inside I know it doesn't matter cause on the outside it must hide I know it doesn't matter that I wish that I were dead I know it doesn't matter cause it's all inside my head I know it doesn't matter that my heart is breaking still I know it doesn't matter cause I was not your thrill I know it doesn't matter that I love you more than life I know it doesn't matter cause it was I who left the strife I know it doesn't matter that I want so bad to call I know it doesn't matter cause I'm not your baby doll I know it doesn't matter that I'll never love again I know it doesn't matter cause it was I that chose the end I know it doesn't matter that we're apart this way I know it doesn't matter cause not once did you say stay Dark
Flesh And Bone
You are flesh and bone. You are my blood, Traveling through my heart. You consume my body with every pulse, Feeding me constantly. Flowing to my lips, Tasting you with every lick. You warm my cheeks, Turning them pink with fire. Your in my head, Filling my dreams with magical colors. You transform image into shadows, Air into mist. You're in my lungs, Quickening my breath. Causing unstable rhythms, Throbbing through me with every rise and fall. You're in my fingers, Touching black silk. Caressing soft skin. You follow curves into deeper depths. Manipulating my body, Twisting and contorting up to release. You give me ecstasy, Rushing emotions to all of my senses. Can not live with out you, You are my blood. My flesh and bone
On Vacation Finally!!
I am on vacation, want the Kobalt Tools 500 and now I am Tenn seeing my sister. This trip was made possible by the monies I have made producing my videos and clips. I am still in search of a stable and sexxy partner to help me with these ventures. Could this be you?
Make It Stop!!!!
its snowing here AGAIN!! so no telling when i will make it back to the library again. anyway i just wanted to say thanks to all who helped me make Rockstar. Godfather here i come!! Here is something for your reading enjoyment. Leave luv! If there isn't God, then I am a fool Because every day I thank Him for you Every moment we share, every word we exchange Gives me a reason to thank Him again From the moment we met, to the here and now Gives me a reason to make this vow God if You'll keep her in my life to stay I will have one sure reason to kneel down and pray And if there isn't a God, that's quite alright As long as you're there by my side
Men In Training!
I couldn't help not passing this on!
Day Late Dollar Short
i hate 2 admit, but i hate shit i can't control. nothing like the weather or people. most time i am satisified with the weather and fuck some people cuz they r what they are. but 4 myself i hate havin 2 answer 2 krama, whether good or bad, it always seem 2 catch up 2 me at the most worst moment. most people i explain it 2 won't catch on cuz it is not happenin 2 them and if it did, they understand and pass that. i haven't did either yet and haven't even begin 2 deal with scerenity. i am just recognizin the lost of days and the money that follow. i can't blame no one most times, but obstacles (people) mostly i won't blame, cuz something deep down tells me, u picked them! but what about the people who u don't know and pose more then a threat and show it? what do u do about them, i don't know, but u betta not complain 2 anyone, who can't tell reality from friction. cuz in their mind sight, u must c what they c, not what u been lookin at. all i am sayin is, everyone's life, no matter how mu
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Life Is Beautiful
Since the last blog, many good things have happened. I quit that housekeeping job. The pay and hours sucked ass!!! Who wants to bust ass for only $5.85??? Not me at my age! Anyways.... *Wal-mart called yesterday, went in for an interview last night at 10:30PM (I will be working nights). I got the job!!! WOO HOO!!!! Had to go back today and sign some papers and pee in a cup. Ill know when I start in about 9 days. *On March 7th, I got my drivers license. Woo Hoo!!!!! Im legal to drive now and it seems I always have to drive home from the bar, stamp TAXI across my forehead. *This is the best news....Ive got me a boyfriend now. His name is Chris. He works, pays his bills and dont do drugs and he takes care of his kids. Who, by the way, are 4 wonderfully behaved children! I figured after 2 months, it was time to try it again. So far things have been wonderful. He plays league pool 3 nights a week. I will be on his team next session. *Hashing....I never knew w
Everybody Ready For Steak And Bj Day?
A little history behind it if you haven't heard: You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective a
I Hate Crumbsnatchers
why don't these freeloaders get off their ass and get a job!!! these ppl standing on the side of the road make more money than i do!!! MySpace Layouts & MySpace Graphics
Meet My New Owner!!
COME JOIN US !!! Hey all you hotties! Stop sitting there with nothing to do, when you can be a part of a staff team. I am taking applications for Greeters, Bartenders, Enforcers, Security, and other staff. If you think that this sounds like something that you would like to do Please send a message on here or yahoo messenger. morganite_zirconia Look forward to working with you ***MASS*** Hey ya'll...Stop sitting there bored as can be and come join our party....Come take a trip to ~ஐ~Angel's Haven~ஐ~!!!! Where the fun and friends never end!!!
Don't Quit When things go wrong as they sometimes will, when the road your trudging seems all uphill, when the funds are low and the debts are high, and all you want to do is smile, but you have to sigh, when care is pressing you down a bit, rest if you must- but don't u quit. Success is failure turned inside out, the silver tint of the clouds of doubt, and you never can tell how close you are, it may be near when it seems afar, so stick to the fight, when your hardest hit... its when things go wrong that u musn't quit.
How Sweet Am I?
How Sweet are You? Sweet! You're an angel come down from Heavn! You care about people, and often you would do anything to help. You keep your friends and family close, and you're completely lovable! Go you! You inspire those around you, and your smile, laughter and overall "happy" aura can brighten anyone's day! You are the definition of "Girl Nextdoor."Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Boob Job.
i think i want a boob job. i want smaller boobs. what do you think?
"To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it." G. K. Chesterton
Homeland Security ..what A Joke
I am so annoyed !!! I mailed out a few small packages to some friends in the states...just some dutch treats from my deli. Today I get the mail with a letter from the post office saying my packages are not being delivered because I sent out pre packaged food and that is in violation of United States homeland security rules, and agreements they have about what can be shipped with Canada. However if I had sent homemade treats it would have been ok ...what the hell??? That is by far the stupidest thing I have EVER heard. Would it not be a hell of a lot easier to slip something fatal in homemade stuff than sealed pre packaged??? < muttering
yes more and more people get paired off and where am i ?
Update 03-12-08
Hey, all. Just wanted to let you know, I just updated the web site with new pictures. Check them and the new monthly special out! Later Besley
I Am A Lime Tree... Tell Me What You Are!!!
WHAT TREE DID YOU FALL FROM? Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat accurate. Then send it to your friends, including the one that sent it to you, so they can find out what tree they fell from, but don't forget to change the subject line to your tree. Find your tree below and see what you are like... Dec 23 to Jan 01 Apple Tree Jan 01 to Jan 11 Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 Cypress Tree Feb 04 to Feb 08 Poplar Tree Feb 09 to Feb 18 Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28 Pine Tree Mar 01 to Mar 10 Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 Lime Tree Mar 21 (only) Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 Hazelnut Tree Apr 01 to Apr 10 Rowan Tree Apr 11 to Apr 20 Maple Tree Apr 21 to Apr 30 Walnut Tree May 01 to May 14 Poplar Tree May 15 to May 24 Chestnut Tree May 25 to Jun 03 Ash Tree Jun 04 to Jun 13 Hornbeam Tree Jun 14 to Jun 23 Fig Tree Jun 24 (only) Birch Tree Jun 25 to Jul 04 Apple Tree Jul 05 to Jul 14 Fir
just when you think you have it figured out.... it throws you a curve ball. blah. just when you think you have that wall high enough that nobody can break through... someone comes along and tears it down with the blink of an eye. you swear to yourself that you won't yearn for someone... that you will just be carefree and have fun and not want that certain someone to want to have something more than just a little fun... but then one simple conversation with them changes all of that.... and you're scared to death that if you let them know that you want more than fun, they'll turn and walk away.... so you don't bug them, you don't call when you miss them even though you want to talk to them so much it hurts. you don't tell them how you really feel because you don't want to scare them away.... or make things akward.... so you sit here biting your tongue and trying not to let them steal whats left of your heart... knowing that in the end you're helpless against it... especially once you see
Needs And Desires
Being a person who recently worked himself off of anti-depressant medication, part of my recovery is to make and keep up a list of my most important needs and desires, this has been very beneficial for me, and I think this is something most people could benefit from doing. Give it some thought, it's not for everyone, but it may help with keeping the stupid little things from getting you down. My most important needs and desires. I want to make a difference in the lives of others. I need a sense of purpose in life. I need to give of myself. I need to be able to be wrong without being made to feel guilty or ashamed. I need to have my opinions considered. I need to express myself. I need to acknowledge fears and anger. I need privacy and quiet time. I need to feel hope. I need to believe in myself, and my abilities. I need to be more open with myself, and others. I need to be more assertive without coming across as mean, or
Vedic Om
vedic OM One of the ancient Vedic forms of addressing god is Om as per Hindu wisdom, this Om is not just a word it is a comprehensive mode of unified state soul & supreme. These two later of Om means it that one represents the soul & other the supreme in unified state as a symbol of final beatitude. It also represents the addressing mode for god through the wisdom of words. Pronouncing this word Om leads one to the cosmic force in ones self. In Vedic prayer Om is the first word to pronounce along with the wisdom of words or thoughts during prayer in life. The praying person thinks of god as a giver of life & remover of pains and sorrows & bestower of happiness. Om here on inflicts the vision on its pronouncement in the inner core for a vibrant feeling which unified the life on to self for a broader vision to interact with supreme. This sole vibrant Om brings the life to self & enlightens the inner core for a vision which speaks there in with out words that omni present g
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Still In The Process!!!
I'm still moving , so I may not be on for a while my friends... But I'll be back soon as I can!!! XOXOXO !!!!
I Already Done Seen It! Pt. 2
It would of have been better for me to be on the boat. I would of went into the Air Force. Though. Langley Air Force Base! But I am not.
Politics & Religion (joke)
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. 'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.' 'No problem, just let me in,' says the man. 'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.' 'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the senator. 'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.' And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very h
The Book Of Life
life HARE RAMA___ life is not just a pass it is some thing more that that & book of life teaches a lot from the past experiences their in to make all necessary correction to carry on with in a true mode & fair life style to reach at its best which counts to be glorious by the true saints & lord of all for here & here onwards too. It reflects on the bare facts of life to visualize them & align the course of life to correct the life style accordingly to achieve the ultimate glory of life. Life is so easy to pass if knows the mode to interact with & same time very tough to carry on with if perception is wrong but it is rest assure that life is a short stay on the planet & if taken in right spirit then it will be glories success their for here & here after. With out content desire cannot cease; and so long as desire continues one can never dream of happiness in life though desire is the sources of inspiration to life but still optimist is the limit to adhere with. Can
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Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a; 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? 'WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to! Explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only
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Ms. Netiquette Letter From Soldier
Dear Ms. Netiquette, I have a question/issue I'd like to bring up with you and see how you feel on this subject. I'm currently a soldier; Lt. Colonel, in the United States Army and deployed to Iraq. I'd say 95% of Pogo players have been VERY supportive and very friendly, and to those people I say THANK YOU-- it means the world to a soldier to hear those words or support and caring. Now to the issue I write you about. That other five percent. While chatting there have been times when someone will pipe in with "there is no way you're in Iraq," "They don't have computers for soldiers in Iraq," or "Well, it's nice to see our taxes are going." I'd like to say first off, YES-- the military has access to the net over here in Iraq. Sometimes the connections aren't the best but we DO have Internet, and a LOT of soldiers (and other military groups) have brought their own computers from home. As for what our tax payer's dollars are going towards-- please know it's not often that we get d
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7 Types Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say screw you. The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And last, but not least, the
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8 More Days Till My Birthday....
and today i get to spend the day in the hospital to see what the fuck is wrong with me and why ive been sick for 3 weeks
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Irish Blessing
Your morning thought for the day: May God give you... For every storm, a rainbow, For every tear, a smile, For every care, a promise, And a blessing in each trial. For every problem life sends, A faithful friend to share, For every sigh, a sweet song, And an answer for each prayer. -- Irish Blessing
St. Patrick's Day Auction Is Open Now
Can You Help A Lady Out!?!?!?!
I would like your help please!?!?! If everyone on my friends/fans list and anyone that reads this could give me just 10 comments and a rate on the picture below, I would greatly appreciate it. Its for a fubucks giveaway. For the person with the most comments at the end of the giveaway gets a weeks blast. The person that leaves me the most comments, I will pimp them out in the blast. Leave me a private message with how many comments you left after you are completly done leaving comments. It will be verified. Thanks for any and all help! hugs and kisses Carrie aka Carebear

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