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Bush's Dead
Bush's Dead A Ballade * Fresh from the theft of an election and Bush's appointed ascendancy, paid for with cold cash contributions from corporate Villains of Industry, the Hawks of the Republican party manipulated their figurehead and took advantage of catastrophe; These are the legions of Bush's dead. In contempt of the Constitution, a patriotic homeland tyranny was forced down the throat of the nation and dissent was labeled as treachery. Now there's economic uncertainty for the coffers have been fully bled with Congressional culpability; These are the legions of Bush's dead. In a shameful State of the Union, playing of fears of security, lies were served as justification to ensure a war's popularity. But when the bill came due, the wealthy, with their tax breaks and bellies well fed, passed the price of the feast to the hungry; These are the legions of Bush's dead. Heed well the lessons of this history for leaded American crude runs red from
A Huge Ty Pimp Out
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Where Antiquity Sleeps
Where Antiquity Sleeps a Sonnet * I lie here where Antiquity sleeps in a garden of desert sand. Sleeping with Kings, with Counselors too, and common, ordinary men like you. What will the world be when I wake? I sleep here with warriors, men like myself, for causes more noble than our lives were worth. Will they remember me with a cairn to mark the victory of my fall? What will the world be when I wake? I can only pray War's day is done when they find my mummified remains and they announce the cause of my death to be just another case of a mad old man.
Dj Firestar
Sad Day For Firefighters
2 Salisbury Firefighters Killed Battling Woodmill Fire Last Edited: Friday, 07 Mar 2008, 9:56 PM EST Created: Friday, 07 Mar 2008, 10:49 AM EST FOX8 News SideBar Related Items Videos By CHAD TUCKER FOX8 News SALISBURY, N.C. (AP) -- Two firefighters died Friday and three others were injured while battling a massive fire that heavily damaged a woodworking company in central North Carolina. Salisbury Fire Chief Rick Parnell said Justin Monroe, 19, and Victor Isler, 40, died from injuries suffered while trying to contain the fire at Salisbury Millworks. Two other firefighters who suffered first- and second-degree burns were treated at Rowan Regional Medical Center and released. A third firefighter, Capt. Rick Barkley,suffered second- and third-degree burns. He is expected to be released this weekend from Wake Forest University Baptist Medical Center in Winston-Salem. "It's a deeply sad day in Salisbury today," Parnell said. "We lost two excellent firefighters. They a
The Wonders Of God
The Wonders of God a Sonnet * Let us work at the wonders of God in our endless quest for eternal life, free from the inspired madness of youth. Let us admire the wonders of Man as they have inspired the open mind; as they lead us in our quest for the truth. Can you believe the impossible wonders we have stripped from the webs of this dream? Have you any need for further proof? If we can see unimaginable things and realize them as if a fluid dream had restored to us the wonder of youth; if we can see what it is we shall be, then, as the Gods had before us, we shall.
Uncertain Waters
Uncertain Waters (Setting the Course) Promises broken, dreams shattered and futures dimmed Time wasted worrying, eyes red-rimmed Internal struggles leave Hope's strand thinned I've stopped and wondered just where I've sinned I've committed no crime, just given in I long for the will to try again Time to push forward, not stay where I've been The strength is within me but where do I begin? I try to move forward but I am held fast Like an incompetent Captain bound to the mast Forced to face the sea's unforgiving blast "Let it end!" I cry, "How long must this last?" Eyes filled with anguish as the waves roll over me The salt of bitterness blinds; I can not see Through the drowning waves I utter one last plea "Give me one more chance, let me be free!" I look around the deck and see that I'm alone A Captain mutinied, a King without a throne Thoughts reflecting inward
Alabaster Image
Alabaster Image (An ode to a bust above a parlor door) A Rondeau Oh, Alabaster Image, did I hear you speak From frozen lips and carven teeth? Uttering words of ancient lore, Silent sentiments from days of yore, A by-gone era at it's tenuous peak? A golden dawn once lay at your feet And none who challenged could compete. Who could ask for anything more, Oh, Alabaster Image? After your monuments were complete, You dared the Gods to rival your feats. You didn't count on what they had in store; A frozen grimace above a door. Yet still, stone cold, you won't admit defeat. Oh, Alabaster Image...
April - Acrostic Verse
APRIL Acrostic Verse A wond'rous vision, a fantasy, Perfection presented herself to me; Radiant, beautiful and all a-glow. I dream, I dream, and in this dream I see, Liquid chestnuts o'er a Cupid's bow.
John Deere For Sesha
America A Sonnet In it's painful infancy, A great gathering of tribes. Through all those years of blood spilt, We've chased an elusive dream: A homogenized spirit, A Union of varied blood. With differences alike, We have found our way at last. Through years of foolish mistakes And many childish blunders, The blood that through us flows, In league with a million dreams, Guides us from our distant past Through to a new tomorrow.
Evangelist A Luc-Bat Sonnet (the form is Luc-Bat, the length argues for a Sonnet) * Weaving lies all around The pulpit preacher pounds away Leading the weak astray With icons rich to pray before Mockery of the poor Who sell their souls through doors of gold Sheep in the market sold for those who would they mold as slaves Their holy coffers crave With claims of souls now saved from lust Demanding blinding trust From birth to death 'til dust one learns Follow lest your soul turns To he who wears the burning crown
I desire you enough to wrap you in The chains that have kept us apart I desire you enough to bind you With the miles of rope around my heart I want you enough to create on you The bruises that have colored my life I want you enough to make you shake While the lashes mark us man and wife I need you enough to feel the pain I inflict on your soft white skin I need you enough to be enslaved In the warmest cage I’ve put you in I love you enough to watch over you As you bear your soul below me I love you enough that I give you All you’ve asked and all I’ll ever be MasterMillion 03/2008
Respectable Echoes
Respectable Echoes A Puskin Sonnet Respectable echoes of far forgotten things Intrude unrequested into my most private thoughts Influencing my dreams with the most bizarre themes And revealing to me more than it is I sought Faithless I stand sated and watch the morrow fade To the ordinary cadence of a soft parade Eternity is endless no matter what they say The future is just the sum of every yesterday Static image impressions remain before my eye When the soft release of sleep is all that I seek Lingering like phantoms who were born to haunt the deep From which I cannot gain release no matter how I try Liken this to Sysiphus or a hanging albatross For either way, regretfully, I mourn the morning's loss
This Will Make You Cry!
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about And blood was everywhere, The sirens screamed out eulogies, For death was in the air. A mother, trapped inside her car, Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: Oh, God, please spare my boys! She fought to loose her pinned hands; She struggled to get free, But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused On where the back seat once had been, But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; She did not hear them cry, And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, Oh, God, don't let them die! Then firemen came and cut her loose
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The Neighborhood Bar & Grill
The Neighborhood Bar & Grill * It's quiet The entire place consumed in hush No central core or theme stands out Conversation dominates the din No band No jukebox No fucking karaoke Just a radio In the background Playing softly A game is on the big screen Sports highlights No one's watching A few couples eat Stragglers play pool And the bar is locked in determined silence What great steam are these people venting? What grand celebration is this? "Tight lipped losers and lustful fuck salesmen" There is no great Bacchanal here tonight Here tonight The dead play host to Quiet courtships And a bottle of beer
Dj Bartab
Dj Lord Dante
Dj Archangel
The History Of War - A (very Long) Pantum
The History of War A Pantum The serf in the field was unawares Of the storm gathering above He gave no thought to his nation's cares As the hawk tore at the dove Of the storm gathering above Cells toward each other flew As the hawk tore at the dove And as the storm began to brew Cells toward each other flew In nations fraught with paranoid fears And as the storm began to brew They prepared for the coming years In nations fraught with paranoid fears There came of man of great fame They prepared for the coming years As the people celebrated his name There came a man of great fame To speak before the masses As the people celebrated his name He called together the classes To speak before the masses Pericles orated with wisdom great He called together the classes While the Austrian taught them hate Pericles orated with wisdom great To prepare for the coming storm While the Austrian taught them hate And the worship of the Wyrm To prepare for th
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I Dont Where To Belong
well one day i fit in with a crowd now, i feel like i am in my whole little world. idk about fitting in with patty and walter little family , or hanging out with marvin,nikki, and ben. feels like i am just in the middle. know not hanging out with marvin and nikki dont help much. with patty and walter , seem like they just care for mizzy and the twins, like im not in with it. OH i fucken hated work, anna letting mizzy lide, and lizzie was being a bitch she always going up front talking up there and going into grill doing what she wants and anna just let her do that and i mainly do most of the work. well its ok i am finding a day job too, i will be working my ass off , and move out of my mom house and then idk what to do maybe stay in my own little world.
"its So Hard To Say Goodbye"
I take with me the memories of your laughter. I take with me the Good mornings and the Goodbyes. I take with me the whispers of your sweet voice in the darkest of nights. The love you showed me will never die, now and forever more, because...... It's so hard To Say Goodbye. To The One I and 4 ever more
Nsfw Photos
Whoever thinks a photo of a firearm is "NSFW" can kiss my ass. I will continue to use photos of guns and you (you know who you are, you worthless pieces of shit) can blow me.
Rangers Fans Roar For Victory & Lift The Roof Off Hampden
Rangers fans roar for victory & lift the roof off Hampden
Well keep it to your-fucking-self!!!! No one wants to see your pictures of dead babies, hear your self-righteous rhetoric or even to pretend any longer that we are paying attention to you. If you don't like the idea of abortion then do not have one; it is that fucking simple. Until you are a scared young teenage girl, a poor drug addicted prostitute, a rape or incest victim you can not even begin to fathom what is going through the head of a woman who decides to have the procedure done and to impose your personal beliefs on her is wrong. If you feel so strongly about abortion that you would post bulletins on myspace with pictures of dead babies then maybe you should go adopt an unwanted child from a group home. Be that better moral person you infer by posting said images and pushing your views around, and adopt that child instead of having your own. OTHERWISE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT!! Also here's something to think about, if you smoke around
Contest Pic-bomb Away Baby
I am in a contest and could really use all of my friends help! Just click the link below and bombs away :) Thanks everyone!
Rangers/ulster Fans
Rangers/Ulster fans
Do They Really Know It Hurts Someone?
Why do people say the words "I love you" when it isnt true? Do they know that those are strong words only to be used when it is really true? Why do certain people say things to one person and make them think they are so special, when they are saying it to so many others? Is it the attention they crave? The affection?Was it not enough what I offered? I deal with people who dont tell the truth everyday, yet I didnt see it coming..stupid me. This experience has changed me in a way I feel will affect me for a long time. She said I never trusted her, but faith has to have conditions. It has to be based on truth.I never saw it coming, stupid me. Stupid me.
I'm So Stoked!!!!!
Omg I sooooo forgot that if you make a certain amount of money you get 600 dollars back...this makes me happy. Come on april could you get here any faster....woooooot!!!!!
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The Good In My Heart...
thank my beautiful sister "light and dark" yes i use the dark nature to hide my light and most of the time... for my reality, i am a care giver, i go into the homes of the elderly and help in the smallest of ways.... cook them a meal, clean small things, do errands, or simply sit and talk, and sometimes i take my daughter... to see the joy light up in their face when they see her makes me cry sometimes for no reason... i know i did something right in that very moment in time when some one i helped simply touches my arm, or hugs me, and tells me they love me...all cuz i do something that i consider to be the right thing to do... and when i chill runs down my spine as i walk away and suddenly feels tears of joys well up ... i know i was in the right place at the right time and did what was simply asked of me... with no reservations or arguments... but these moments are used to the advantage of ppl who will use my kind hearted nature... and that is y i sit so comfo
Want Fu Cash
If you could take the time and pimp me out in a bully for the auction I am in. I will be happy to give you 1k in fubucks. kisses sky
Rangers - Helicopter Sunday - The Remake
Rangers - Helicopter Sunday - The Remake
My Photos
it's no secret that I am an unattractive woman. but still, I find it difficult to put my photos up and leave them up. i can take fifty pictures and not be particularly happy with any of them. Because, they look like me. Period. My pictures look like I look, bad. Why does it matter? I don't even know. Okay, check this out, for example, we are going to vegas pretty soon for a week. My cousin / best friend that I have not seen in years, is going to meet me out there. She has bought tickets for us to go to stripper 101. Fun right? Well to me, it feels like a fucking night mare. Common, its sexy chics showin us how to work it on the stripper pole, and my cousin is hot as hell, and then there is ME.. The Dumpy Frumpy Housewife, it's a given that I am going to be the ONLY fat chic there, and we all know, how skinny ppl look at us.. It's going to fucking suck. How do you work around that and have fun besides just completely tuning out every rude look or remark that we deal
::more Questions::
10 Things You Wish You Could Say To 10 Different People Right Now 1. I don't know how I would've made it this far if it wasn't for your love and friendship...I'll ALWAYS cherish the many memories we have together, all of our inside jokes, the road trips, the nights we laughed, the nights when we needed each others shoulder to lean on and of course I'll always remember that summer when we became friends!! No matter where life take us, we'll be friends forever!!! 2. I know were not as close as we used to be, but I still love you and I have always admired you! You are such an sweetheart and have inspired me to be a better person; I've seen firsthand how hard you've worked, all the struggles you had to go through and all the tears you had to cry to get to where you're at today...but you kept on pushing and made it to the top just like I knew you would!! I'm so proud of you!! I'm always there for you hun!! 3. No matter what happens to us, I will always love you and I will always
Sorry Its Been So Long
Well, Im sorry its been so damn long since I've been on...things have been hell...but now its all better...just to catch everyone up on things...Im still in Maryville jaw is healed up and doing great...and now Im currently sitting at about 6 months pregnant with mine and Chase's son...his name is Dartanion Jerome...DJ for short...I will make sure to post pics and what have you as soon as I get the time...which should be here in the next few keep an eye to you all soon...
Thoughts On Donating My Kidney
Thoughts on Donating My Kidney expressed through separate tankas & a rubai' ***** One week from today, I shall lie on a table and let a man carve from my body a kidney so that another may live. ***** Of my flesh I can claim no possession for all we are is borrowed time in temporal clay. I am more than the extent of my limbs; I have been and shall be again before the day is through. ***** Do I know myself well enough to accept death? Tomorrow I'll know. Until that moment passes, I shall continue to seek. ***** What will I transcend when Detachment enters me and closes my mind to the screaming of my cells as they mutilate my flesh? ***** These concepts inside which I can't articulate are impossible. I'm unable to find words and I don't know what to say. ***** In thirty hours, 'They' will cut into my flesh, carve out my kidney and sever me from myself so my brother John may live
imikimi - Customize Your World
To Those Who Think They Know Me
would never think i would feel like this....
Rangers - Werder 2:0 (wiese Patzer Bei Den Toren)
Rangers - Werder 2:0 (Wiese Patzer bei den Toren)
Sign Of A Dying Empire
Sign of a Dying Empire A Sonnet A sign of a dying empire: When conscripts are made of men who believed themselves to be free, the State is in decay. For when, in pursuit of glory and empire, the unwilling are made to die for ends acclaimed by Leaders who embellish with words on high, the Spirit has left the Nation and it's Soul is barren and dry. Such Empire is doomed to failure for Adventure has it's course, leaving for future generations an archaeological corpse.
My Sis Donna Is Out Due To Injury
subject: sorry 4 not being on much... post date: 2008-03-07 03:59:19 views: 3 comments: 1 ratings: 0 On Monday I was taking Carl for a job interview and as I was turning left into the mill's parking lot ,a car came speeding up behind me and struck my car on the drivers side bumper. He hit at such a speed that it crumbled the driver side front of his car. I told Carl to go call an ambulance for I was hurt. he came back out after I had done called them on my cell and was filling out an application. I was dismissed from hospital without x-rays with a head trauma, and neck injury and lower back pain. They saw I was allergic to lithium and dismissed the sizer as a panic attach. When my Ex_husband came to pick me up and saw I was released he told them that I had a sizer that lasted over 15 minutes.then they was to give me a shot for the reaction to the shot I was given that was on my list.I would not sign back into that place and went on Wednesday to see a bone Doc. and he is ma
Holy War
Holy War A Sonnet There is something wrong in Uganda; Children are waging war for God, While Kashmir looks to be the end Of a land as ancient as Time. And in the sands of the Holy Lands, Cousins continue yet to vie, To lay claim to a cursed rock. Over here, in America, A Serpent raises up it's head, Hearing only the clink of coffered coins Yet deaf to the cries of starving babes As the atheist Dragon of China Consumes another tidbit of Tibet With an expression most humane.
Protest #9
Protest #9 A Rondel . We don't need no fucking Leader We want a Servant Number One We don't want the privileged son Of a Presidential failure We don't need a pious Pretender of a National Corporation We don't need no fucking Leader We want a Servant Number One We don't need a Homeland Terror Or an Amended Constitution What we need is a revolution To claim again our future We don't need no fucking Leader We want a Servant Number One
Upon The Passing Of My Grandmother
Upon the Passing of My Grandmother . I want to weep I want to howl I want to wail for so much is missing inside right now so much is missing so much But I don't think weeping, howling, or wailing will help me right now What I want is my Grandmother What I want is to hold her and tell her that I love her Speak those words so rare and let her know what she has meant to me let her know what an impact she has had I want to run up to her and show her my little cowboy made of twigs and scraps of felt But I can't and because I can't I want to weep I want to howl I want to wail
It Is Time - A Sonnet
It Is Time A Sonnet . It is time for us now to disband the Law It is time that we declared freedom for all It is time to place the perversions of priests into History's trash heap where they belong It is time to conquer fears of a far-gone age It is time to seek Truth beyond the written page It is time to celebrate the subtle differences which have so subdivided this singular race Speak to me not of your clans and tribal creeds Speak to me not of any pride or bigotry Speak to me not of gods of worn-out welcom sated upon the sacrificial blood of Man Speak to me only of a future wherein It was time we saw ourselves in each other
Current Events Group On Icq
There is a Current Events board at ICQ. It is for people that want to freely express themselves about things happening in the world today and in the past. Anyone is welcome to join. No one will be denied. Just join the board, you don't have to post anything if you don't want to.
Ten Commandments - (how To Fulfilla Submissive)
8. Ten Commandments - (How to fulfill a submissive) THOU SHALT PAY ATTENTION TO THE DETAILS OF HER DESIRE Find and touch her personal, "pleasure points." A sub's emotional and physical pleasure points are chinks in her "armor" that allow her to receive erotic pleasure and fulfillment. THOU SHALT STIMULATE HER SENSES Looking good is never bad. But women are less visual than Men, so it's vital that you speak to all her senses. Say
Ibrox 5th May 2007 Rangers V Celtic
Ibrox 5th may 2007 Rangers v Celtic
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A Brief History - A Sestina
A Brief History A Sestina . Ever since mankind has lived on this globe, we have amused ourselves with endless wars. From the days of wandering tribes without aim, we have engaged in this practice without end. It has served to define each new century and given purpose to the rise of kingdoms. We have witnessed the rise of mighty kingdoms and of men who would conquer the globe. We have sold our sons to that slave-master War with the hopes that our blind and greedy aims will justify themselves and our means to that end over so many long and tired centuries. From the Renaissance to the Nineteenth Century, the world has shifted under the weight of kingdoms and great powers. Empires spanned the globe and tore it asunder with endless wars and conquests. When Princip took his fatal aim, the Age of Caesars had come to an end. And though it was heralded as the War to End all Wars, it heralded only the Twentieth Century, wherein ideologies swept aside kingdoms
The Charge Of A Master
The Charge of a Master To Myself... If you want a slave, If you want to keep a slave, You must show her your strength as well as your compassion. If you would be beloved by her, You must show her your love. If you would be adored by her, You must cherish her. If you would have her devoted to you, You must inspire her gratitude. A slave gives you her heart.. As well as her body; She gives you her trust, As well as her submission. Never forget that what you want from her must be earned.... must be meted.... Are you worthy of such a slave as you desire? Do you treat her with the degree of respect you expect of her? There is such a fine line! Love and devotion can turn to anger and resentment If trust is betrayed, If power is abused, If your freedom becomes careless. Discipline is not for submissives alone! Control of a slave depends on control of
Ooo Forgot Something
PS I finally gave in and admitted that I am bi!
Wow Huge Update
Ok I know I have not been on here in forever but I feel like giving an update on my life. I am now renting an apartment with my boyfriend... however it is not the guy in my other blog. I have been with this guys for almost 8 months now. He works full time and I go to school full time plus work on the side. We are both very busy but very happy. I am now working at Victoria's Secret and as a fetish model. I do films for tickling fetishes and bdsm fetishes. I am also doing some modeling competitions and possibly getting another job at a local food store. Needless to say I am very very busy. I am completely in love and hoping to marry the guy that I am with. At the same time as all the other things are happening I also want to get married and start a family. I know I need to wait until I finish school and I am doing well in school but I really wish I didn't need to wait. I am living life large and I finally feel like I am in control of my own life! XOXOXOXOXO to everyone who takes the
Bucs Top Rated Nfl Coll Ege Prospects For 2008 Nfl Draft- Quarterbacks(plus Pr Ojecti Ons & Team Placem E N T Predictions)
Hello friends , family, and fans- here are my top prospects according to my view on the 2008 NFL Draft. Here are my top 10 Qbs...... 1. Matt Ryan(QB) - Boston College. PROJECTION - 1ST ROUND. TEAM - ATLANTA FALCONS! Pos-A very excellent QB. This kid has tremendous skills. Strong Arm , solid Accuracy ,and leadership. Negs- Can tend to be very erratic with his accuracy resulting in ints. but will improve over time. 2. Brian Brohm(QB) - Louisville. PROJECTION - 1st-2nd round. Team- Miami Dolphins Pos- Very Well rounded QB. Has been regarded as like a brett Favre - is a leader- has great mechanics. Negs- Durability is def an issue. Doesnt have a real strong arm ,but will prosper into a B Arm pass strength. 3. Joe Flaaco(QB) - Delaware. PROJECTION - 2nd round. Team - Chicago Bears Pos- Has a rocket arm- has the strongest arm in the draft. Is very tall. has a lil mobility. Negs- Accuracy could be better, but will improve. 4. Chad Henne(QB)
Billy Boys At Parkhead
Billy Boys at parkhead
The Future
The Future Stereotype my remains with a common, ordinary name in some archaeological dig down the road. Enter my number in a vast catalog; Transitional-Homo-Sapien-Sapien 859742 I can see it now; a display case all my own in some vast cold storage down the road. Oh, don't look so shocked! If they ever find you, you'll have a number too.
Profiles: A Show Of Illusions
Sunday, March 9, 2008 @ 8:00 pm Sunday, March 16, 2008 @ 8:00 pm Sunday, March 23, 2008 @ 8:00 pm Sunday, March 30, 2008 @ 8:00 pm
Now Let's Say
Now Let's Say A Rondeau . Now let's say I had a reason to kill my former self, A suicide for the benefit of my mental health. Now let's say I bottled it and sold it on the street, A drop of wisdom to be found on each and every sheet. Now let's say I had it all; hot chicks, renown and wealth... Now let's say I set aside my mind upon a shelf And welcomed that blissful paradise where only the fallen dwell. Cynical, perhaps, but no more so than any orthodox belief. Now let's say... I had a dream, I remembered once, I think it was in Hell. I'd sold my soul for a piped-up dream on a hand the Devil dealt. Now let's say it's been awhile but I haven't had any relief for the details of that dream that night just don't seem too complete, but the answer to that which plagues me lies where sane men dare not delve. Now let's say...
New Orleans Gay Easter Parade
New Orleans Gay Easter Parade Sunday, March 23 The Parade for, by and from the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual & Transgender Community showcases its culture, color and creativity. Parade attire includes tuxedos, summer suits or Easter dresses/suits with Easter hats/bonnets. Nudity or partial nudity is not allowed. Sexually explicit beads or throws of that nature are not allowed. 504-522-8049 Dates: Sunday, March 23, 2008 @ 4:30 pm
I Love You All But Im Saying Goodbye
Tonight I logged on to talk to my friends and have a good time after a long day and wouldn't you know it the drama is still strong. I'm done and tired of it all. You all know who you are and I'm sorry but I'm saying goodbye till someone learns to grow up and let things be. I don't see the point of adding fuel to the fire again and again. I love my friends but I cant stand back and go along with everything that is going on. I find myself being dragged in where i asked not to be. So those who cant just remove me. Thanks to those friends that havent dragged me in the stupid shit.
Brian Laudrup Tribute
Brian Laudrup tribute
Fleur De Tease--burlesque Show In New Orleans
well i am making this blog to see if i can find some employees for a new lounge i am co-owner of so if ya interrested come see us we would love ta have ya here is the link >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
A Request
A Request I ask of you, Give to me the fulfillment of this dream, This long awaited moment, So that when I lie on my final bed To rest my ancient bones, I can remember well the love we shared, The dreams we wove, And know my life was good.
A Remembered Dream
A Remembered Dream Drifting through the dreams of my eternal youth, Searching vainly for the core, the ever elusive truth. A timeless journey, a never ending quest, As I try to remember that which was best. I remember laugher in the company of friends. I remember the summers that never had an end. I remember the love I knew in my family And all of the freedom that my parents gave to me. I remember it all, a warm, inviting host, Those dear memories that which I cherish most. And I promise myself never to let them rest As I touch upon the truth, that which is best.
I live like the words that I write. Don't misunderstand the poems as anything other then words on a page, feelings and thought expressed on paper... well in this case on blog. If you have questions... ask... I tell no tales but the ones in my script.
Justice (2 Tankas Together)
Justice . An eye for an eye? Do not say it! Do not dare if Christ is your King! It is not a Christian law but one of Hammurabi. A gift from Shamash, the Sun God of the Sumer. To whom do you pray? I once heard of a story where a wise man turned his cheek.
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~from Forever~
I have known you forever... from the first whisper at dawn I felt your past.... your paths, leading up from the depths of my soul's forgotten life I knew your voice as if it were an echo of my own I felt your love as if my heart were mirrored I saw your passion as the air, that breathed life within the flames of my desires I heard your sighs as a song, that had been my soul's ancient melody I have shared these moments with you before.. and will in lives yet to come
I Slowly Die
I Slowly Die A Rondeau . I slowly die each night I lie bereft of an Angel's hand Counting the cost, feeling the loss, in a way I can't understand for there are things like golden dreams in the realm of fantasy Which haunt and plague like something vague in a distant memory These I keep when I'm asleep and lost in that morphic land My loneliness, my secret bliss, my most precious contraband Is something real which I can feel but it's something I can not stand So I built a fence of false pretense but when no one's around to see I slowly die When I'm at home and all alone, there's no drive there to demand Any action, satisfaction, or even a reprimand In the end I can't comprehend all that has happened to me But one thing I know and wish could show; this is not how it should be All things change and rearrange; what once glittered now fades, and
The Immortal Vine
The Immortal Vine An English Sonnet Oh, drink from this cup now gently as if your soul were itself at stake, for too much from this cup of plenty and all the pleasure you will forsake. for the cautious sip with a knowing heart will bring you dreams of golden delight, but the foolish quaff will tear you apart and fill your dreams with a terrible fright. Such duality is the nature of this blood that flows from my veins; bringing both terror and pleasure, both binding and breaking of chains. So heed ere you drink this blood of mine, taste with caution this immortal wine
A Revelation Dream
A Revelation Dream A Triolet A cold, careless moment caught in a cataclysmic dream The world itself was burning and I couldn't do a thing The Heavens were torn asunder; a most terrifying scene Like a madman's prophetic vision or a revelation dream I tried in vain to discern it's mystifying theme And wondered in awe-struck terror; what would this portent bring? The world itself was burning and I pray'd 'twas just a dream As I wept aloud to realize I'd imagined such a thing.
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Even Though
Even Though A Rondeau . Even though someone doesn't believe the same as you, it doesn't mean they don't believe the things you do. Everyone has their own unique way to see; With some six billion souls, some are surely fantasy. So how can one proclaim what is and isn't true? We felt the Fanatic's fury when a faithful few, so lost within their dogma that they would follow through with the whims of a Zealot who's as mad as mad can be. Even though This world is getting smaller as we all connect to one another in RealTime, with live video too, we find that we no longer have the luxury of seeking solace and cold comfort in bigotry. Maybe now it is time that we tried something new, even though...
The Joke
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in... P... E... N... I... S... His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: PASSWORD REJECTED....... NOT LONG ENOUGH
5 Tankas
5 Tankas (a tanka is similar to a haiku) . When I close my eyes, fantastic visions haunt me of kingdoms to come. Each is of my own device, built on foundations of cloud. ***** Fools have figured me (as if their judgement mattered!) to be something else than what it is that I am. Imagine then their surprise! ***** I heard on the wind, one night when I could not sleep, a voice whispering stories and tales long forgot and echoes of what remains. ***** Faded memories from days I cannot recall await my return. Will I ever know again the truths I knew in my youth? ***** This silent madness conceals a deeper wonder far beneath my flesh. Look deep into these mirrors and tell me what they reflect.
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Thermopylae An Alphabet Poem rendered through 4 different types of Sestet (Burns/Scotts, Envelope, Rime Couee' & Stave of Six) and a Couplet...yeah, I'm a poetry nerd Arms raised high in the morning sky Borne by those who are doomed to die Calling up to their Gods on high "Do us honor E'er Death claims us," rose up their cry, "For our valor!" Go tell their cities that they fought well Heroes on the beach they made their stand In battle fierce, Sparta's blood flowed Judge the brave for the strength they showed King Leonidas and his chosen bands Lacedeamons at the Gates of Hell Many a man there met his fate Ne'er a host ever fought so great On fields far from home Phalanxes formed at the Hot Gates Quiet now lie in peaceful state Resting scattered bones Spears thrust deep through mortal skin Three hundred heroes died that day Under Persia's hundred thousand men Victorious at Thermopylae When the fighting at last was done Xerxes army the battle had won
What Was Your Life, Worth?
What Was Your Life, Worth? (Dedicated to my great uncle, Worth Everett Pritchett who perished in a mine collapse in Walker, AZ in 1938.) What was your life, Worth, when you knew those hills so long ago? What did you know? I have walked the same and seen the same, yet I know it was not. For as a child, what I knew were a few dilapidated shacks and the ghostly remains of what men did. For you, true, the Boom had passed, but remnants of its glory must still have held. Do you remember the saloons where now only pine trees drink, the rail station or the hotel? Or was that, when you were free, something already relegated to history? Had the ghosts already claimed their own? What was your life, Worth, in those days long since past, when homespun and gunny-sacks were your only shirts and pants and your toys were no newer than the trees? I suspect we played many of the same games (only with different names) and I like to think I know where was your secret
Angel (my Daughter)
Angel (my daughter) Last night I stole into your room To gaze upon your nightly rest And I marveled at how your angelic head Against the pillow was gently pressed And how your sleeping form Lay curled warmly in it's nest
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When A Rondeau Redouble . When will they forgive us, The Dead of Tomorrow's Child, If we ignite the world on fire In a brilliant mushroom cloud? Before we press ourselves too hard Upon a most dangerous course, One question should come to fore; When will they forgive us? After we have razed the cities And all the fertile land between, What legacy shall we leave for The Dead of of Tomorrow's Child? Everything in ancient past And everything we now create are glories wasted, futile, If we ignite the world on fire. And hopes for a far tomorrow Are fleeting phantoms at best, If we fulfill our fury In a brilliant mushroom cloud. Why sacrifice so much promise For the vanities of a few When we could forge our future And instead make the world anew? When?
I Didnt Write This
I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn 't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that
What Is Hdmi - Why Hdmi Is Better Than 3 Rca Component, Dvi, And Other Video Cables
HDMI is a term you will come across if you buy a TV or a media player. But, what is HDMI? How is it different from the other available standards? What does it offer you? Let’s go for it. HDMI (High Definition Multimedia Interface) is a licensable audio/video connector interface for transmitting uncompressed, encrypted digital streams. Consumer electronics companies Hiitachi, Matsushita, Philips, Silicon Image, Sony, Thomson, and Toshiba founded this standard and released first version on December 9th 2002. This standard uses a single cable to carry uncompressed digital HD video, multi-channel audio and some control signals. HDMI uses a single 15mm, 9pin cable to carry both video and audio signals and a single remote control to operate all the devices in your home theatre. HDMI Devices have Gink intelligence? That helps devices recognize TV resolution and auto adjust it so you don’t have to bother about choosing the screen format. HDMI is an enhanced and robust form of DV
Remember Zimbabwe
Remember Zimbabwe A Rondeau . Remember Zimbabwe in your prayers tonight Remember the children who will die Remember before you lay down your head to say a prayer for the morning's dead when Lord Hunger claims the African night As the Eagle rises (oh what a sight!) to make mockery of a desperate plight, a faint voice was heard to have said, "Remember Zimbabwe..." As we prepare to express our might and do what it is we believe is right, let us remember that child in her bed for the oil in her veins bleeds all too red and there is desperation in her eyes Remember Zimbabwe!
Forgive Me
Forgive Me A Rondeau . Forgive me these sins I plan to commit in the name of my own base desire. They matter not in the least to me for I am the king of all I see; the master of my own destiny. This puzzle I am, the pieces don't fit to that which it is I aspire and I wonder oft how this could be... forgive me. There are pages yet which are still unwrit and I plan to fill this book entire, but I will not bow to hypocracy nor compromise my integrity and if this to you is blasphemy, forgive me.
Glasgow Rangers...9 In A Row Tribute
Cannibal A Rondeau . I am hungry and have nothing to eat save the flesh of Man which lies at my feet. The only draught, a tun of wine, the sparkling clear drops of the mortal vine which flows from the veins of Man's defeat. I have hungered a hunger so complete that nothing, ah nothing, can e'er compete with that on which I wait to dine... I am hungry. I pick up the loaf and inspect it's meat, then dip it in blood so as to make it sweet; but before it touches these lips of mine, I glance to the Host, expecting a sign and then starve in stark wonder at my own conciet. I am hungry!
I finally have somethin in my about me section. 99.99% of it is true!! So if you feel like reading, or you actually might give a shit, just thought i'd let ya know!! Also, i posted some pics of my son.... my sexy pics are gettin more attention then his and he's like waay more beautiful than me... am i gonna have to remove mine to draw attention to his!?!?...
A Woman Who Values Herself...
What Can You Bring to the Table? In a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the question "What kind of man are you looking for?" She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking Do you really want to know?" Reluctantly, he said "Yes." She began to expound... "As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?" The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money. She quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to money. "I need something more. I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life." He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain. She said "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally because I need convers
This Is Sad But True..i Did Not Write This
I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn 't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that
Ready For Sunday!!
Hey everyone my first blog on here! I am leaving in a little bit to head to the Atlanta Motor Speedway!! hoping to see jimmie win! I know some of my friends are nascar fans! Just curious if anyone else is going! Well...Have a good weekend! just had to say Goooo Jimmie!! Night!
Hurt And Sad!!why Cant Guys Treat Woman Right?!?!?
I hate life. . .WHy does everything have to turn around and bite you in the ass. .. .I dont understand it. Heartbreaks, Im tierd of the Pain. . . .cant someone out there show me what love really is instead of these fake ass mother fuckers?!? I dont think they can. .. .Im getting to tierd to quick of these little pussy ass games you fucking so called "Players" play. Go to Detroit and play them not here. I dont need players in my life i need a Real MAN not a bitch ass boy that cant take care of himself. I need someone who knows how to treat a women right not treat her like some rag doll because thats not what we are. We are Human beings and some of you fuckers out there dont give a fuck about us and some of you do. But why cant all guys be like that, Nice, Kind, Gental, never hurting and actually giving 2 shits about how a woman feels, or what shes thinking. .. .I want a guy that will smile at me every morning and give me a kiss and say good morning baby and never get tierd of seeing me.
Because, sometimes, late at night, when the sky is full of stars, and the world weighs heavily on your shoulders, You know, deep down, You have made somebody smile, and have brought a happiness, no matter how trivial, into the light of their heart. March 5, 1995
Is Hell Exothermic Or Endothermic?
IS Hell Exothermic or Endothermic? The following is supposedly an actual question given on a American University chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world
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Men Can't Live With Them And, You Can't Live With Out Them
Men can't live with them and, you can't live with out them For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. 1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like .....Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like .......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ......Mascara . They usually run at
Nude Aution
to all my friends im in a nude aution you must frist add the host of it to freinds bid on who ever you want. heres the host Military Supporter... click here Military Supporter & Lonely Lover*~Fu Owned by Big Poppa J~*@ fubar
Hugs Gone Wrong (rough Sex)
HUGS GONE WRONG (ROUGH SEX) DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY A HUMAN : but it's funny! A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply! Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth Having
I look at pictures and all off sudden my mood goes from happy memories to being really sad... I miss the silly fights, the weird talks, the walks that I wished wouldnt end, but most of all I miss the smile. I know at this point I cant put myself back there because it was an emotional rollercoaster ride of ups and downs and twists and turns. I'm in a better state mentaly then I was back then and I could probably handle the emotions I was feeling much better now. There are still things I need to do before I can love again though. There have been guys in my life since then but I have yet to allow myself to open up to them; for fear of love? I do not know. More so maybe because I feel I have many flaws of which I do not wish to reveal to anyone because then I once again become vulnerable. I feel since those pictures my life has progressed more slowly then it would have had I stayed. I have one thing left on my list to do before I feel I can allow myself to open up once again. I may
The Perfect Husband... Priceless!!!!
The perfect Husband... PRICELESS!!!! Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get gr
Big Thank You From Mysticfairy!!
A VERY BIG THANK YOU TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT HELPED ME WIN MY CONTEST. MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL!! GO AND SHOW ALL THESE AWESOME PEOPLE SOME FU-LUVIN!! **MRmostunderated**Miss B no.1 stalker,pimped by lsd's shell,FU/BRO/to Cutie and Starr@ fubar ☠sTaRr☠ Owned & Loved By RelliK~The Graveyard Family & Shadow Leveler@ fubar #1 Shortman@ fubar da_blaktxthrill@ fubar sweetvanillabbw@ fubar Sweetness1975@ fubar ~MIK3Y~ R/L~ B/F~ to~KERI~ Immortal~ Raven~aka~Demon~ Warrior~@ fubar LatinaMami73@ fubar
Escaped Convict
Escaped Convict A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!!"
Guess What......
Until March 16th at 12am PST you have the chance to own me… So get your fubucks and cash ready… this auction is gonna be fun…. Bid by comments only. Thx! Luvz ya!! ღღღ Click me!!! ღღღ If bid is won by fubucks Winner receives Owned by, beside my name for 2 weeks time Added to top friends for 2 weeks time Added to family for 2 weeks time unless you’re nice, then maybe permanently Pimp out in blog permanently Link to your profile on my page for a month Rate at least 200 photos 10/11 during Happy Hour Rate at least 200 stash thumbs up during Happy Hour Profile comments daily If bid is won by 50k fubucks and by HH, Blast, VIP or ticker All the above extended to one month as well as Rate at least 400 photos 10/11 during Happy Hour during a months time Personal SFW Salute Photo for your eyes-only 15-minute SFW Phone call Put name in status bar for 1-2 hours one day Gift daily of my choosing Search Video Codes
Adults Only
"Adults Only" Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost the same, they both take about the same amount of time, and in both cases if the rubber breaks, you're dead!
Angry Wife
Angry Wife She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making Love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset! "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!" And he replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened" It'll be the last thing you'll say to me!" And he began: "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she Was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, The ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
Married Life
MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING! Read on................. A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back. "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love? She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer with brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have frozen glasses... " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen
Females In Spain???
hiya , if theres any females in spain that want to contact me then please do!! i live in malaga and would be cool to get to know u xxx bye for now!! alistair (ALI)
Passin Notes
Brian woke up one morning immensely aroused, so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Lisa, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, Brian called his little boy into the room and asked him 'Take this note to your beautiful Mommy'. The note read: The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed. Lisa, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son, 'Take this to your silly Daddy.' The note read: Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away,The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today. Brian read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to "Take it back to the Lady in the kitchen.' The note read: The Tent Pole's Still Up,And The Canvas Still Spread, So Drop What You're Doing, And Come Give Me Some Head. Laughing, Lisa answered the note and then asked her son, 'Take this to the poor dude up
Questions And Answers
Questions and Answers Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball. Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick. Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it. Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Thanks Everyone! Finally Broke Into The 100+ Friends Club
Ya sure its not alot, but being that i have been on this site for less then a month and not SUPER active on here, i consider 100 friends (for a guy) to be a pretty decent feat to have accomplished :) anyways, i just wanted to drop in and say thank you to all my new found friends! drop by and leave a message some time! Thanks Everyone!
I Losted
Here I go again ,( I Losted Again ), I lost my bestfriend my lover the most beauitful women I have ever seen, All because I love her to much, Mistake were made by both of us ,No cheating misunderstanding, But the one thing I can say is God gave me a gift and for this I am happy,. I quess it better to have love than not at all but how does it hurt to loose someone .
The Fire And The Reason Why I Wasn't Here For A Bit
Well I'm back online at school. But this is just about the only site I'm able to get to right now because our internet is down temporarily. Last week at about 3 or 3:30 a.m. I was about to get in bed. I was texting a friend and heard yelling outside. I thought it was just the neighbors fighting again, so I ignored it. Then I kept hearing more yelling and something being thrown around near the front of the house. I started getting dressed and then I heard loud banging on the door. So I was trying to hurry then my mom bangs on my bedroom dorr and tells me the place is on fire and to get out. So I go out and look outside and sure enought I see orange flickering coming from the room with all kind os debris in the air flying around, so I go in and slip on my shoes, get my bookbag, purse, and prom shoes and I go after my cat but she runs back through the halllway. So my mom gets her boyfriend up and grabs my prom dress and we get out. We makes sure my brother and his wife and son are out too
Please Rate The Pic And Bid!!!
Hey everyone!!! I'm in an auction!! Please check it out and PLEASE rate!! I need all the rates I can get! JUST CLICK ON THE PIC!!! While you are there, please fan/add/rate the Auctioneer! Sweet ♥ Judy@ fubar I made this music player at
Family Crisis
Wanted to let all my friends know that right before my HH started tonight my son took his little dog for a walk, a pit bull jumped a fence and attached them, my son ran but the pit bull ripped the little dog from my son, out of his collar and off the leash. My son is ok and was not hurt physically at all, emotionally he is wrecked. His little dog, we found him, he is alive and going to be ok, we took him to an animal hospital. he has bite marks and is banged up really bad, nothing broke, the puppy will be ok, both the kid and the dog were very lucky. some people may get mad at me for this but all pit bulls are dangerous and should be taken care of. this scared me to death, i could have lost my child tonight because someone "didnt think their pit was a bad dog", yea the guy is in big trouble the dog is gonna be put down. everyone just pray for my son's emotional state. i will return all luv given during my hh please be patient may take me a few days to get it done.
First Auction
Rules: 1) To be in the auction submit atleast 1 photo of yourself that is respectably tasteful. 2) Voters will vote on each one on different days, no asking to vote on the other women if you don't want the current one then wait. 3) Voting is comments only, I will review the votes and if it is not in form i will give then you don't get the person. 4) This first auction is only women. Men will be run by my female friend Jamie when she gets time to. Examples of a good vote: I will give 5 fubucks for "Amy". 5 fubucks. Examples of bad vote: I will give her a good f*cking. 5 Anybody interested please shout at me or message me.
Monsters Within
Monsters Within Tonight I write by hurricane light, As the rain, it falls, in the dead of night, And the sky is ablaze with white fiery light. The winds blows fierce, A forlorn moan that seems to pierce, As a chill creeps along my skin, Fear is struck in the hearts of my kin. Their eyes blaze white, As the thunder peals throughout the night, The perceived clatter of a doom bell, Signaling time in an earthly hell. My bird, he caws - A sign of grief, My Maw-Maw prays - firm in her belief, That gods and saints protect us here, That, we children, have naught to fear. Until the thunder rocks the house, We screech and cower like a mouse, Scream, beg, and plead - Forgive! Hoping all the while to live, Through this fearsome hellish storm, Live to see the next day dawn.
Are you curious? Are you sincere? Will you be mine? Will you my dear?
Shadow Of The Id
Shadow of the Id From whence shadows come, dark and deep, Where passion burns and daemons sleep, From close among the sleepless crypt, From the crag where lovers leapt, My soul does seek a clever boon, A lover's touch - not so soon. To fire and forge a bond, nay lust, To have her near, I just can't trust, Myself (a fool) a pitied thing, Only bound by morals - not a ring. To take her near, like a beast, Use her body as my feast, For carnal pleasures, I can guess, Waiting for the willing on which to test.
911 And Bush
The White House says President Bush will veto legislation on Saturday that would have barred the CIA from using waterboarding ? a technique that simulates drowning ? and other harsh interrogation methods on terror suspects......there you go if the republicans get in nov this will only get worse... for the for obama
Late at night, Stars shine bright, Head hangs low, Disturbing sight. Heart is heavy, Mood is down, Depression deep, Will I drown? Hopeless journey, Hopeless Task, Heedless agony, Faceless mask. Emotionless, Starless, Blighted, Dim. What Ever Will Become Of Him ?
Cottage Rules
As most of you know, I have spent my summer at the cottage. As a result, there have been many visitors up here this year. Through sometimes painful, and, most often, funny experience, I have come up with a set of cottage rules. I hope you enjoy. Rules for Cottage Guests 1. After arriving at the cottage , unpacking, and grabbing a beer out of the fridge, it is not considered cool to look blankly at your host and say "Oh, did you want me to bring something?" 2. When you are fishing off of the dock, please be aware of your surroundings, and the people and animals near you. It doesn't count as "The Big One" when you have actually snagged the host's dog. Vet bill for removing the fishing hook from the dog's back $100.00 3. When canoeing, please be advised that not everyone thinks it is fun to tip the canoe and have them understand what a "near-death" experience actually feels like. 4. If after drinking 5 frozen margaritas, and downing 4 Ta-keel-ya shots, you are unable to
Dragon Queen
Oh, Dragon Queen - Hear my call, Come carry me away from all, The Famine, Pestilence, Death, and War. Take me Majesty to your home, I'll clean your hovel, clean your tomes, To Serve you mistress is all I crave. Humbled servant, willing slave. Teach me epic dragon lore, Mystical spells, maybe more. Protect you then with life and limb, Dragon mistress, teacher, Friend.
To Sa
Twisted thoughts of lust and risk I drive the feelings In hopes to only taste your kiss Feeling you around my waist Your hair draped across me I grip your hips and crave your taste The growing hopes that we will touch We talk of desire And the grasp of us will be too much I stroke your hair and kiss your face I long for you As each moment I dare not waste There in the sunset's gaze I hold you tight In the eyes of eternal days
Thoughts 3-19-95
When the moon shines bright, and the sense of loneliness, the insignificant piece, one person normally makes with his life, washes over him like waves unto to shore; You understands why the gray wolf howls at the fleeting moon, why he ignores the chill wind rippling through his mange infested flanks. This fruitless gesture, the bone jarring howl, mirroring the soul of the animal, crying out with pain, grief, torment, the human like the wolf, becomes hunter, stalking his prey, seeking the elusive scent of another, one to be with, hunt with, howl with, across the mesas the sound flows, drifting, floating, echoing his despair. One day, the trail will become clear, bright, outlined with the light, as the moon is, and show the path to his enlightenment, the end of his loneliness. 3/19/95
The Encounter
The Encounter - Erotica I walk into the room, as the flames of a hundred candles cast shadows on the walls. I see your silhouette against the soft satin sheets. The flames reflect from your eyes as you stare upon my body. Your soft but gentle writhing motion makes me yearn for you . As I climb into the bed, never taking my eyes from you, I come up close to you gently brushing the hair from your eyes and gently pull you up to me and brush my lips against yours. I can feel the sexual tension pouring from your body as I kiss you again. Unable to stand it you gently pull my head to yours and envelope me in a kiss that could melt ice. The passion between is just overwhelming Our tongues intertwine as the mash together, seeking, exploring ,tasting . I then kiss your cheeks, your eyes, and then to your head. I then slow and deliberatly move to your neck, moving my lips sliding from the nape of your neck to that little spot behind your ear. Back and forth, back and forth... I hear a
The Man I Want....
Every time I look at him, I'll simply stare in amazement at his beauty. When I'm away from him, I will have him on my mind constantly. When I'm troubled, he will honestly want to know why and how he can help. When I have successes, he will truly be happy for me. When I'm sad, he'll hold me and reassure me. When I'm tired and sore, he will rub my aching muscles. When I'm feeling like a party, he'll call all the coolest people to come by. When I travel, he will gladly go with me. When I am horny, he will drive me wild! When my kids needs help, he will always offer. He will respect me, my children, my career, and my home. He will appreciate all I do for him. He will understand me. He will be willing to talk to me about how he feels deep down inside. He will be my best friend. He will be my partner. I will treat him like my King. He will treat me like his Queen. Wonder if I'll ever find someone like this?
Some Of Slovosky's Laws
There's a balance you have to learn, between being able to do a little of everything, and therefore nothing at all real well, and becoming overspecialized and completely useless outside your specialization. Learning that balance is, I've always believed, part of becoming an adult. I figure I'm about twenty years overdue to learn it. - Walter Slovotsky {Joel Rosenberg "The Road To Evenhor"} Boldness is like a condom. If you rely on it all the time, no matter how good it is, and no matter how good you are, eventually it will break.- Walter Slovotsky {Joel Rosenberg "The Road Home"} Waiting around isn't an annoyance; in the right hands, it's an art form.- Walter Slovotsky {Joel Rosenberg "The Road Home"} I always have a fallback position, whenever I take a risk: if all else fails, I'll die horribly, at great length, in great pain. Mind you, it's not a good fallback position . . . - Walter Slovotsky {Joel Rosenberg "The Road Home"} Serendipity isn't jus
Ok Here It Is... Bold And In Your Face
i have been learning alot these last few weeks or here i am laying it all out for my friends and others who happen try stay along , i hope my words find a peace that resonates in them... i am not a crusader, i am not trying to make a point, i struggle each day, with everday life... i find comfort in music and poetry and music... here are some of my personal experiences... i am prior service,,, that means yes i know what guns are, i can break down, clean, put back together , , reload, and fire w not heart burn...i have faced the fact that uncle sam has little or no value to my life, therefore i have to hold it in high value or esteem, it come down to how much do i value my life abouve them.. I worked with many a vet, and my heart pours out more for them as each one crosses my path, to see a hugh kind heated man or woman who was used for uncle sams own needs... yes i portary a dark hearted person in my pics, simply because i do not fear my own darkness, and j
Auction! Auction! Auction!
YEP I AM IN AN AUCTION! COME AND BID ON ME. THIS IS A FUBUCKS/CASH AUCTION. ALL CASH BIDS OUT BID FUBUCKS ONLY BIDS. HERE IS WHAT I AM OFFERING.. Pic rates 11's up to 500 pics Rate stash up to 500 Daily profile comments for a month Rate 100 pics 10's of 1 friend of your choice a week for a month (same friend or 4 different friends) 100 comments per day on your choice of contest/giveaway for a month gifts twice a week for a month Bulletin pimpout weekly for a month If bids get past 500k or get a cash(blast,VIP,etc) bid I will add the following... I will add Owned by__________ in my name, #1 friend for a month, keep you buzzed for a month, SFW salute, add to Yahoo messenger, and bump up gifts to daily. CLICK ON MY PICTURE TO GO AND BID. :D
The Back Of His Head
....Is what I see as he walks away when I closed me eyes tonight. ... We cleaned out some things to move and Joanne. She held some of his things in her hand and said "If you hold on to these it doesn't mean he is coming back..." Things getting so stirred up in me. Going through the past opened up the wounds that I once had thought were closed and sealed. We opened the bag and threw out his things. A black bag. With the begining of me just disposing of so many things of unimportance this evening, I found myself standing in the pouring rain, holding that black bag of his things, dropping them off at the Church for the Thrift store donations. I had to let it go. Never will this person fill the space in my heart again. So many ghosts from the past have been haunting me recently. Others running or just drifting away. I thought I would be free from these emotions at this time in my life but I am seeing no matter how old I get, my heart still aches. Hones
The Fubar Rules
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu
She is kinky and has a clever smile, She will make you think about her all the while, She moves her body to the beat, It makes your want to skeet skeet skeet, Her eyes glimmer with beauty, But being sexy isnt her only duty, She tilts her head and bites her finger, And in your mind those thoughts still linger, Her skin so soft and body so smooth, She will make you think about making a dirty move, But you can't it's not her style, She will tease you with her sexy smile, I'll bet her lips are sweet as candy, Thinking about it will get you randy, You can look but you can't touch, But the temptation is almost too much, She is so kinky and so clever, Trust me she knows how to raise your lever
Splash Splash!!!
Come on now, go show Splash some love!!! She's tired of FU KING already! Let's make her a Godmother! WOOT! Splash Splash with LOTS of love! ~♫Splash♫~Co-Owner Of Club F.A.R.♫I.B.I.C.♫DSC~@ fubar
Brett Favre Card'a
Anybody interested in Brett Favre card's. I have a huge collection i'm going to start selling.
Last Chance
last chance ladys click on the pic place your bid last chance
Well Well Well... Finally! (ty "syn")
Check out these great people up for auction!!! Starting bid must be $40,000 fu-bucks! Cash bids trump fu-buck bids!!! If you bid a cash item AND fu-bucks, the fu-buck bid must be 40K or more. Please keep the drama out of the auction! :D AUCTION ENDS ON 3/13 AT 10PM EASTERN TIME!!!! THE LADIES ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~ DJ Blackice27***♥ Bubba's Fu-Wifey!!! ♥*** ~Judi~SHADY'S *S*U*P*~SIXX SLAVE FOR LIFE~ ~♥ Miss Vee ♥~ *~Tequila Gurl~* THE GENTLEMEN ~Kiwichi~ DJ Willie Owner of Party Pad Ryawolf™
Material Is Nothin
Life is not a race To see who wins To see Who gets first place So many people are busy Going here and there They take no time to notice The beauty That is out there Places to go and people to see Always Running so it seems A job to do And bills to pay No time To enjoy the day Material Things are what your after But is there happiness There In the things you own Do you find comfort there No time to enjoy A Family meal No time to sit and talk Life moves to fast for Any of this No time to enjoy the sunshine Or even the rain You day passes by in a blur Because your busy again You get up And start again No time once again For family or Friends Money to make Big fancy cars And houses to buy You have your goals Set to high Sure those things are nice But love Is so much nicer A car cant hug you Or calm your fears A house is lonely With no one else Living there Stop and smell the roses
This Hurts
Did you ever have a time in your life when you were so "Exposed"....Someone close to me drifts away...and it hurt real bad. Then life is just life. Showers, Weddings, Babies, Retreat, moving...all wearing me down... I think one thing of one person..then i get slammed with a knife in my heart. Life friends..flirting..then..I get honest with something and I get slammed. I am sitting here in tears. It just hurts. People loves from the past coming back to me..and I have to turn them away..ones I want I can't have... ..and I still sit here crying... the nerve ends of my heart are exposed..and someone rubs a wire pad over the ends...salt in a wound
Kinda Amused At Moment
how people can act so damn immature after shit that happened way over a year ago. all that stupid shit amuses me haha thats all for now. need sleep gonna be long day tomorrow
COME SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DESS SHE'S 28 TODAY!!! DESS!SneakyButt!TiFa!*! Sweet Like A Kiss.. Sharp Like A Razor Blade !*! Co Owner!*!@ fubar
The Fubar Rules
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu
Vip Giveaway
I Have Entered Another Giveaway..This Time For A VIP .. Need 14,500 comments To Get It..No Time Limit..But Would Like To Get It As Soon As Possible..Any Help Is Appreciated Sarge Please Show The Host Some Love Also Also ©BIGSEXY©
I'm Up For Bids !!!
Auction opens March 7th @12 eastern and runs for 1 week. Check out all these wonderful people below in Sweet Judy's auction.... Be sure to stop by and place your bid ... Person with the most rates gets 100,000 fu-bucks so if you're not the bidding type atleast rate your favorite! Lets all have fun and make some good offers to fu-own your favorite man or woman... ******************************************** Lady Love Indy~Sent~Dream Maker ~~Sunshine~~ ~*~Sweet~*~ Robisue Boone Pita Bunny ~*Ghost*~ Rhonda Teresa ~¢¾Jo¢¾~ Rules..
Own Me
Auction opens March 7th @12 eastern and runs for 1 week. Check out all these wonderful people below in Sweet Judy's auction.... Be sure to stop by and place your bid ... Person with the most rates gets 100,000 fu-bucks so if you're not the bidding type atleast rate your favorite! Lets all have fun and make some good offers to fu-own your favorite man or woman...
One Of My Hero's Birthdays Is Today
Yepp .. One of my Biggest Hero's Birthday is today .. My Dad turned 70 .. Its hard to talk with him knowing im so far from him and mom .. granted mom can be a little moody at times but .. having to do everything on their own in that old huge house im sure can get on ones nerves .. but today she was in a wonderful mood and dad was so happy .. I called him this morning and sang him the Usual Wendy Birthday greeting .. I could hear the smile in his voice ....He was so happy each of his kids called him to wish him a great day .. and many more birthdays .. and I promised him when mike and i go up to Conn this June we're taking a day of just us well autumn also and we're going to spend some time .. We went back down memory lane for a while .. laughed and laughed some more .. he got a lil choked up when i told him mike wanted to wish him a happy birthday .. they talked for quite some time .. you see .. They were best buddies when mike was little .. and they still are .. and I thank God every
Boys Are Gonna Be Matter What!
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
Les Then 14,000 To Level!
Can You please help? anything would be appreciated ßËÇKRFÇ1™!@ fubar
Just Thoughts
ive been so streesed out lately its not even funny i havent been able to eat or sleep i have been having anxiety attacks everyday multiple times not being able to find work isnt helping and not working drives me crazy theres so much that needs to be done in life and there isnt a whole lot of time to do it in every one falls on hard times and every time i do i get back up only to be pushed back down and every time i get pushed back down i fall farther until its so hard to get back up that i just wanna let go i just wanna say fuck it i just wanna dissapear sucide is not a solution in my mind nor is it a thought it doesnt make sense but i just feel like dissapearing into another frame of mind where everything is all good where nothing matters where everything is all figured out but life isnt like that it wont happen i often ask myself what's this life for what am i doing like i have some kind of purpose or reason in life i used to believe i had a purpose but like most things in life that
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True Gas Tips This Works!!
With the price of gas right now, just wanted to pass on some tips to help save some money! TIPS ON PUMPING GAS I don't know what you guys are paying for gasoline but here in California we are also paying higher, up to $3.50 per gallon. But my line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's worth for every gallon. Here at the Kinder Morgan Pipeline where I work in San Jose, CA we deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline. One day is diesel the next day is jet fuel, and gasoline, regular and premium grades. We have 34-storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons. Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground the more dense the gasoline, when it gets warmer gasoline expands, so buying in the afternoon or in the evening
The first task was one that was set to filter out the people that were going to flake out of the first round. Since we are still under the max number of 15, we dont actually need to have a vote on what was submitted. At some point over the weekend Ill open up the folder once I get everyone that sumbited an entry added to my family and I go back through everything to make sure that I didnt miss someone. Thanks to everyone that entered!!!! If you want to send me a message to make sure that I didnt lose your entry, Id appreciate it. Other than that good luck!
My First Auction!!! (revised!!!)
I'm holding my first auction!!!! There is an entry fee of 20,000 fubucks. Send me a private message with the picture you want to use, what you're offering and also the entry fee. I will put it in the album listed 'Auction'. This auction will begin on March 14'th and will end on March 21st!! So come on and get fu-owned!! You know you want to!!! Alright... I'm going to spice things up... MINIMUM BID: Minimum bid is 60,000 fubucks. So you will make your entry fee back and then some =) PIMP OUT: I will do a daily pimp out of all entrants in the auction. I WILL DO MY BEST TO GET YOU BIDS. IF YOU NEED HELP - SHOUT ME AND I WILL HELP!!!! LETS MAKE THIS FUN!!!!!! REMEMBER THIS IS AN AUCTION AND YOU HAVE TO LIVE UP TO YOUR OFFERINGS =) This very fun auction is brought to you by none other than: SpizZyGooDNesS ♥ Crushed by RaZorsEdge ♥@ fubar
So Excuse Me For Being Me
So Excuse Me For Being Me Pardon me For not wanting to be your side dish Pardon my resistance In granting your selfish wish Understand the only position I'm accepting is number one You still don't understand that After all is said and done Is it so hard And please for once be honest with me Is faithfulness a quality You will never be able to be So just help me to understand Just who it is you are And please do not treat me Like some ill- fated falling star If you know you won't be there Then don't say it at all Because you know you won't be there To catch me when I fall So don't feed me your bull shit About the road ahead Because I would have left you At the starting gate instead But now I am running wild And I am losing ground For I was foolish in thinking That you would stick around You remind me that I am losing With a tone of aggravation But all that I am leaving behind Is constant frustration You say that we have shared So many things that made
Like honey to lips, Then bitter sweet. Like blood-filled hearts, then shattered glass. Like a warm embrace, then solitude. Like glowing life, then empty souls. Like sparkling eyes, then hollow holes. Like fun-filled nights, then fallen stars. Like cosy blankets, then bitter cold. Like perfect friends, then mindful strangers. Like fused lovers, then forlorn haters. Like flawless skin, then bloody etchings. Like clear visions then choking fog. Like pounding hearts, Then broken rythym. Like full of life, then out of breath. How much rejection can I take, Before my body starts to break?
New Grandson
My son called... I am a new grandpa. I have a grandson who carries the Iverson name. This is significant because he is the first for me. My current grandchildren are from children who I adopted. I will still love them all but this one is from my only son from me.
Missin You Always
Memories of being near To someone special who I wish was still here. Someone who’s smiling face Seemed to make all our problems erase When I see a pure white dove All I can think of is his love I think of all the walks holding hands All the talks and all the plans. How I wish for one more day If he would only stay Someone who now is gone Yet his memory goes on and on.
Ser-sched. Update As Of 3-7-08
Sleepless Night
Sleepless Night A sleepless night Spent struggling Through the meanders of my mind In endless explorations. Innumerable considerations Scattered around As stars in the sky None with enough light Of its own But adaptable In their interconnection To show me the way. The harmony of the universe Confined for a moment in the boundaries of my head explodes in its beauty. The thirst for knowledge Has kneeled At my need of sensations. Bittersweet memories Erase all the powerful thoughts Leaving a proven soul Sighing in an exhausted body. The dread of the night Has subsided And a sudden warmth Has overtaken me. While the first sunbeam Sneaks through the window I remember how to sleep.
I Need Help!!!!
calling anyone who can help me please im begging. i need to get 25,000 comments by the 17th of this month. im at 6000 now and as you can see i need alot of help. im trying to win my first VIP and if i get the most rates then i will get a 3 day blast as well. please F/A/R the host. if you can help me out click on the picture below thanx
Lovin' A Black Man......
Real talk (how to love a black man) My girl sent me this, thought I would share it!! Guess I'm not doing all this, that's why I'm alone!! lol The first thing you must understand there is no easy way to love a black man.You have got to figure him out. Learn what he is about and know he is someone you can not live without. Then kill him with kindness, shower him with sweetness but never let him mistake your kindness for weakness. It is hard for him to give himself to you so be appreciative of the little things he tries to do. Let him know he can confide in you and in return he will not have to hide things from you. So be supportive , be his friend not his foe .When he makes a mistake do not say I told you so. Be understanding not demanding. Let him unwind, he faces a world of rain. So be his sunshine. Do not get to cozy in the comfort zone, you will take him for granted and end up alone. Keep love exciting and new, go the extra mile. Keep finding
"CLOSE YOU EYE!" I close my eyes. "shhhhhh..go to sleep." "OKAY!" he screams. He has one level of speaking and it is LOUD. He lays his head down..but stares at me. "close your eyes Shomari" He closes them, but opens then almost immediatly. "EEEANIE! CLOSE YOU EYE!" "My eyes are closed Shomari...goodnight. shhh.." I rub at his back and fake a yawn. Im peeking out of my right eye, because that is the one that lays on the pillow and I think it is super sneaky. He is staring at me. I bite my cheek to keep from smiling. His fingertips brush against my eyelashes. "EEANIE! WHATS THAT!?" I ignore him...or try too. He pushes against my eye now. and I open them. He jumps back. "Stop. that hurts me. Now go to sleep." I have him turn so his back is to me, I tug at the blanket that he lays on and I pull it over him. "Goodnight Shomari..I love you, Sleep sweet." And after looking at the clock and thinking of all the curriculum I could be doing just th
The Original And Oldest Biker Bar On Fubar Is Back !!!!!!!
Help Him Plz
Hey everyone this is my husband and I was hoping you all could go check him out! He is awesome and would be a great person to add to your list!! So go Fan Rate and Add him Please and Thank You!!! ~Jesse~@ fubar
Risk There are no guarantees Life throws things at you You can catch or miss them But they will come, ready or not I always looked for the real thing Never trusting in the possibility Risk-taking not my forte Staying safe at all costs Even playing it safe is not certain Safe has hurt me Zero risk gets zero gain Sometimes playing it safe costs you more It has me, In not fighting the battle you may lose the war In not believing in a dream You may never sleep peacefully again So let go of the fear Reach out for the flame So what if you get burned Better that then numb for life Better to remember passion and joy Along with the pain and tears Then to have no memories worth Remembering So to hell with safe I am going to gamble and bet Until I win back everything I lost And my life is what it was meant to be
Crimson Clovers
Crimson Clovers The crimson clover does not allow me to haggle; Its four leaves spread into seven hidden vices. A softly played tune goes into my head like rain, The faint twistings interweaving within my soul. The whitest rose expects dutiful servitude, Asking not for body or mind but for spirit. The deep song is pleasant but plain as can be known, Heard since the dawn of mankind without attitude. I have been called by the clover into icy embrace, Fooled by the perfect division and the sweetest essence. My heart turns its back to the cause in silent denial, I am selfish in desire of its beautiful grace. An understood rhythm with remembrance of time, The calm petals of the rose plying me with guilt. I simply hang my head in shame as I touch them, For I forsake the one who would give me my rhyme. In the midst of the confusing patch I fondly dive, I can sense and breathe the heartbeat of my small angel. The sad face of the violet in its comeliness, Its for
Poem For Russ
Intertwined 3/5/08 You might be going through withdrawal from me, But it's gonna be ok baby, I'll give you all of me, everyday while you're so far away. I may not be there to hold you now, especially when you're feeling down, But you can count us to be together, no matter the distance we must endure. Things may be rough, but our love is strong enough. We can get through the storm, to find a rainbow at the end. All we have to do is pretend, close our eyes and remember the good times. Because our bodies may be separated, but your face is never faded from my mind, and our hearts are forever intertwined. Love, always, Jenn
I just got word that my 88 yr old granma is on the verge of death. We could keep her with us by putting her on machines, but she told us long ago that she didn't want to live like that, because that wasn't living. So now we are waiting for the end to come. I don't know if I want to go see her as she is now or remember her the way she was. A firey, fiesty lady who didn't take guff off anyone no matter who they were. Death comes to every one sooner or later. All i can do now is pray that her passing is peaceful and painless. Go with God granma. I will see you again some day.3/9/08 addendum. My grandmaother passed away last night peacefully and painlessly. She will be missed. but she is no longer in any pain and with her friends who have gone before.
Nobody -shel Silverstein
Nobody loves me, Nobody cares, Nobody picks me peaches and pears. Nobody offers me candy and Cokes, Nobody listens and laughs at me jokes. Nobody helps when I get in a fight, Nobody does all my homework at night. Nobody misses me, Nobody cries, Nobody thinks I'm a wonderful guy. So if you ask me who's my best friend, in a whiz, I'll stand up and tell you that Nobody is. But yesterday night I got quite a scare, I woke up and Nobody just wasn't there. I called out and reached out for Nobody's hand, In the darkness where Nobody usually stands. Then I poked through the house, in each cranny and nook, But I found somebody each place that I looked. I searched till I'm tired, and now with the dawn, There's no doubt about it- Nobody's gone!
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The Dragon Of Grindly Grun,shel Silverstein
I’m the Dragon of Grindly Grun, I breathe fire as hot as the sun. When a knight comes to fight I just toast him on sight, Like a hot crispy cinnamon bun. When I see a fair damsel go by, I just sigh a fiery sigh, And she’d baked like a ‘tater- I think of her later With a romantic tear in my eye. I’m the Dragon of Grindly Grun, But my lunches aren’t very much fun, For I like my damsels medium rare, and they always come out well done.
SQUAD RULES FIRST YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE. NO SALUTE YOU CANNOT JOIN US. I am amending the salute rule for those that don't have one. We will accept members without a salute, but they have 30 days to get one. If by chance we are in a contest, those without a salute will NOT be allowed to bomb. SECOND YOU MUST ADD ALL MEMBERS that are listed in the SQUAD MEMBERS BLOG; TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST AT LEAST. You must add ~The Terminator's~ homepage into your family. THIRD YOU CANNOT BELONG TO ANY OTHER FAMILY OR SQUAD. This does not include families like CLUB FAR. You may be in them as long as our name is in there as well. You can join another bombing family as long as you are a leveler ONLY. FOURTH THE TERMINATORS MUST BE ON YOUR NAME Other than the four rules (there might be other later as we grow), that's it for now. Our primary goal is BOMBING GIVEAWAYS, though we might progress to contests at some time in the future. BOMBING IS REQUIRED, BUT NOT ALL
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i miss you schatzi!!! and i have my SPM and i'm in 0 tolerance meaning: - no patience - tendence to cry for every lil thing - screamy - sleepy anyone help meeee
Lord Of The Dark
Lord of the Dark a forbidden interlude in the darkness of the night his tempting embrace warming her soul the gentleness of his kisses igniting a hidden passion his fingertips soft upon her skin evoke a smoldering response within her she tries to resist the intense heat, but only for a moment for she wants to be consumed by this stranger in the dark to burn with the desire he creates inside her so with a sense of anticipation, she succumbs to his fiery rapture giving herself completely to the Lord of the Dark. Michelle Lewis......06/20/2007
Save Gas !!!!!!! And $$$$$$$
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 13 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ... Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... . This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the
Grain Of Salt
Another day passes by. Another attempt at love remains unrequited. Why do I even bother? I should have learned from the past. I am but a statue, impervious to love. This punctured heart is mine, Becomes a handful of dust. Dust. Hope has now wilted away, Wilted. Along with these dreams That became emptiness. A final exit becomes clear, I am self destructive. A product of this solitude, I am riddled with shards. One simple wish now dies. Was my request so great? One simple wish now dies. Once again I drown in its denial. Was it so complicated? Once again. I've been spit upon. Taken with a grain of salt, my life is.
What Single Moms Do On Friday Nights
On Friday morning we find a sitter. On Friday afternoon we make coffee and try to stay awake. On Friday evening we call and cancel the sitter, 'cuz really we're too damned tired. On Friday night we sit up online regretting that coffee we had in the afternoon :p
The Case For Terrestrial Energy
SO GLAD that this Imprimis article made it to the web. Love this. The Case for Terrestrial (a.k.a. Nuclear) Energy Imprimis ^ | Feb 2008 | William Tucker Posted on 03/03/2008 10:59:20 AM PST by ZGuy There have been a host of debates this year between the Democratic and Republican candidates for president. Many of these candidates believe that among our top priorities is to address global warming by reducing carbon emissions. All or most seem to agree that decreasing America’s energy dependence is another. Yet few if any of the candidates have mentioned that nuclear energy—or, as I prefer, terrestrial energy—could serve both these ends. Right now there are 103 operating nuclear reactors in America, but most are owned by utilities (which also own coal plants). The few spin-offs that concentrate mainly on nuclear—Entergy, of Jackson, Mississippi, and Exelon, of Chicago—are relatively small players. As for a nuclear infrastructure, it hardly exists. There is only one stee
The Rules
1. NO DRAMA!!! 2. The auction will start on Monday the 10th, or when I get 10 entrants and run for 1 week. 3. Bidding will start at 50,000 fubucks. 4. Cash bids (VIP, blasts, etc.) will outweigh any fubucks bid. 5. Instead of an entry fee, you must rate all my pics, before you will be added to the auction. FOR THE AUCTIONED: Send me a message with what you will do for the person that wins you, and specify if it will be sfw or nsfw.
Stairway To Heaven Sorry Pics Didnt Load :-(
'MEET ME IN THE STAIRWELL' PLEASE READ TO THE VERY END, IT IS BEAUTIFUL!!! < BR> 'MEET ME IN THE STAIRWELL' You say you will never forget where you were when you heard the news On September 11, 2001. Neither will I. I was on the 110th floor in a smoke filled room with a man who called his wife to say 'Good- Bye.' I held his fingers steady as he dialed. I gave him the peace to say, 'Honey, I am not going to make it, but it i s OK.. I am ready to go.' I was with his wife when he call ed as she fed breakfast to their children. I held her up as she tried to understand his words and as she realized he wasn't coming home that night. I was in the stairwell of the 23rd floor when a woman cried out to Me for help. 'I have been knocking on the door of your heart for 50 years!' I said. < FONT face=Tahoma>'Of course I will show you the way home - only believe in Me now
The Road Less Traveled
The Road Less Traveled How often we must bear the challenges of life; The endless roller coaster between happiness and sorrow; The constant ups and downs of daily strife. And always the question remains .... why? Life is not an easy road for most; It twists and turns with many forks in the road, Although always, and inevitably, we are given a choice ... Do we turn to the right ... or the left? Do we take the high road ... or the low road? Do we take the easy path ... or the difficult one? Decisions are not easy for those struggling for direction ... And sometimes the many choices and signs become overwhelming. While standing at a crossroads in life, The urge is to take the most comfortable path; The road with least resistance ... The shortest or most traveled route. And yet, if we've been down that comfortable road before; Have gleaned its lessons in life, and learned from our experiences; Do we yet again follow the known? Or does our destiny lie in a
Thatcher In Hospital For Checks
Thatcher in hospital for checks Lady Thatcher suffered a series of strokes in 2005 Baroness Thatcher has been taken to hospital for tests, the Conservative Party has confirmed. The former UK prime minister, 82, was driven from her home to St Thomas's Hospital in central London, where she is said to be undergoing checks. BBC political correspondent James Hardy said the tests were understood to be precautionary ones. In 2005 Lady Thatcher suffered a series of strokes and was advised by doctors to refrain from making public speeches. A Conservative Party spokeswoman said: "We have been in touch with her office and we wish her well." 'Conviction politician' The Tory peer has continued to make a number of public appearances in recent years. In January, she was presented with a lifetime achievement award by David Cameron at a ceremony in London. The current Conservative leader described her as a "towering figure" who had "transformed our country". Sh
Down To 339
i am down to 339 from 344 last month and 385 pounds thats what 46 pounds this year :)
Pop Punk Band
ahahaha, this is why i hate pop music! mucho thanks to Avoid One Thing for writing such awesomeness. i wanna be in a pop punk band tryin to ride to pop punk land i know what i'm gonna wear i'll have spiky pop punk hair bore us, bore us, get us to the chorus just cant stop it, got it at hot topic no need to read the lyric sheet it's the same old song, the same old harmony i'm gonna find me a pop punk girl its not tough in a pop punk world a love that can't be wrong i wanna sing like tom delonge bore us, bore us, get us to the chorus just cant stop it, got it at hot topic no need to read the lyric sheet it's the same old song, the same old harmony i got it at hot topic my parents dropped me off and paid for it get all my ideas from mtv i got it at hot topic my parents dropped me off and paid for it prepackaged punk conformity so fuck me bore us, bore us, get us to the chorus just cant stop it, got it at hot topic no need to read the lyric sheet it'
My Idea Of "lunch" :)
We had an hour lunch break and decided to meet at his place. We both drove in together got out of our car quickly as I kissed him a quick hello. We walked briskly into the house both anticipating this moment. As soon as the door closed he grabbed me by the shoulders backed me up to the wall and smashed his lips on mine. I could hear his breath coming in more quickly, deeper in his chest and I knew he was close to being out of control. But I wanted this moment to last ... I needed to savor it. Sliding my tongue across his parted lips, I captured his lower one into my mouth, sucking it deep in a smooth, pulsing motion, giving him a hint of what I was about to do just a little lower down. I felt his fingers dig into my hips as his cock pulsed against my belly. It wouldn't be long. Inching down his body in such a slow motion so that he could feel my entire form pressed intimately against his, his lip slipped out of my mouth with a satisfying {pop}and I heard him groan. My fingers sl
Ur Tagged!
Once u have been tagged,u have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things,facts or habits bout ur self.At the end,u choose at least 5 ppl to b tagged,list in their names.Dont forget to leave comment that sayz,"ur it!" on their profile & ask them to read ur blog.U cant tag the person who tagged u. 1. Im 5'5" 2. I am an Aunt to 11 children 3. I am the Godmother to 5 children 3. I quit smoking ten years ago 4. I live in Pittsburgh 5. I have 3 brothers and 2 sisters 6. I am a radiation therapist 7. I was a total Daddy's girl 8. I love scary movies 9. I have great friends 10.I hate to be cold. 1. Kaydez 2. Jake 3. Urfunny 4. Blazed 5. Greendolphin
It Is Open................
I am offering: rate pics and stash during hh,sfw salute pic, added to family/top friends,owned by you in name, if VIP is bought will be owned by you as long as it lasts and would rate you w/11's,will drop your link in Mumms Would add more if I think of it, or am tempted. lol
Tierd Of The Haters & Drama Here!
Why must people hate? Isn't there enough hate in the world already? Are people rude & ignorant because they can be? Because it's only the internet?? Today my main photo was marked NSFW.I have been here 10 months & had countless pictures marked...i have let it go,but today i have had enough!! I am marking all my pictures privet...yet upset i am forced to do that.I have seen soooo many pictures that were & are without a doubt NSFW...yet have NEVER marked anyones pics that way. I get nasty comments on my salute picture as well!If you don't have anything nice to say...pass on by & leave me alone.All my pics are of me & i choose to use my younger photos because i like them is my profile so i can do as i wish. Lastly if anyone can tell me who i can complain to I would appreciate it greatly.......Thanks!! Here is the picture that was you see anything NSFW about this??
Friday Night!
Some times I think I am an attention whore and other times....who knows? A girl getting any good attention is great for her ego. We all know it. I put up some more photo's today and all it did was get attention and I knew it would. LOL what ever. I am what I am. It's Friday and time to relax this weekend. Other than going out to dinner tonight with some friends for his birthday that was yesterday. We are going out fairly early. I am NOT going to drink tonight. I refuse to feel like shit tomorrow. After last weekend, I don't want to be hung over the entire next day. getting too old for that. I think I may take myself to the mall tomorrow. I still have not replaced my make-up that went missing the night my son decided to throw a party when we were gone so I need to go out and replace it. Just irritating. I am going to buy the make-up and the laptop and give the receipts to my son and tell him he had better et a job to pay me back soon! He will be mowing my father's m
Withing Temptations - What Have You Done Now
Would you mind if I hurt you? Understand that I need to Wish that I had other choices than to harm the one I love What have you done I know I better stop trying You know that there's no denying I won't show mercy on you now I know I should stop believing I know that there's no retreaving It's over now What have you done? What have you done now? I, I've been waiting for someone like you But now you are slipping away (what have you done now?) Why? Why does fate make us suffer? There's a curse between us Between me and you What have you done? (x4) What have you done now? What have you done? (x4) What have you done now? Would you mind if I killed you? Would you mind if I tried to cause you hell Turned into my worst enemy You carry hate that I feel It's over now What have you done? What have you done now? I, I've been waiting for someone like you But now you are slipping away (what have you done now?) Why? Why does fate make us suffer? There
About Me
my name is Erica. i'm a resident of Beaufort South Carolina. my birthday is june 1st i have 5 siblings 3 older sisters 2 younger brothers. i'm the Baby Girl in my family and the middle child...i have dirty blonde curly/wavy hair (all natural) my eyes are hazel but most of the time they are green with a little bit of brown and a hint of gold. i'm in the process of getting my esthetican licence (spa stuff...facials skin care ect.)after that i plan to go into massage therapy and become a messuse. i love to sing and just have fun i tell it like it is and i hate it when ppl talk shit behiend my back...but i just love having a good time and meeting new people.
Wishful Thinking Loves Her Friends, She Rawks!
Ok Heres the deal.....I have 2 wonderful friends who have worked really hard on this site and want to godfather soon so this is what I am gonna do to help them out. You go to their pages and rate their stuff....For every 20 rates I will give you 1K if you rate 100 things i will send you 5k fubucks. Just go rate rate rate and then send me a message with how many u rated and I will send you your fubucks. Here are the two wonderful women LSD's SHELL¢â ~*~DYLON's DIVA's~*~@ fubar ¢Ü♫LilBamaGirl♫¢Ü@ fubar again just RATE,RATE,RATE then send me a message. This request brought to you by: Wishful Thinking Is Back@ fubar (repost of original by 'Wishful Thinking Is Back' on '2008-03-07 08:45:34')
Read This
i know that the word bouncer means to kick someone off but u should be able to have it in ur name i work at a bar where i am a bouncer
Inner Demons
"you can sew your lips shut with your heartstrings cause God knows you don't need them to hold yourself together. But don't look down because I don't know. Falling is fatal from this hieght I know I should have never held you up this high." - "Pin-Up" by Evans Blue I feel like I do sew my mouth shut with my heartstrings. I think this is why this song speaks to me. Issues have arose within myself once again. I don't know how to believe in myself. I believe in my my brain power and I know I can succeed at writing. BUT in my looks I don't think that will ever happen. I don't make myself approachable by guys that I think are good looking. I do talk to guys that I think are good looking sometimes but I am automatically thrown into the "sweet girl" category and there is no chance with them. I have said this time and time again I am the shy girl that will never be able to just walk up to anybody and express my feelings, wants, needs or desires to them. I have never thought of myself a
i always dream of having something on me. Reason's for me to chill out and have fun. Hanging makes me feel alive and seeing people or meeting them is a nice experience!
New Spankers Lounge ..come On In
Stop on in and check out the Spankers lounge great tunes and live DJ who is also part of the best Bombing family on the Fu ,The Spankers. Gemini is live Sun 7-9pm....Wed 9-11pm....Thurs 8-11pm (all EST) and when there is no live DJ we have music playing all the time.. She is also live in the Hocking Radio Lounge just click either one of these links and enjoy a good Spanking and great time !!!! here is the Spankers Link 'The Spankers Lounge And here is the Hocking radio Lounge link HockingRadio Lounge
Freedom Isnt Free
WE stand everyday and we are all proud to be free a lot of people dont really know what that means.This country has been through a lot to be able to say we are free men have died time and time again for the freedom of this country.One of the proudest days of my life was the day i raised my hand and swore to defend this country joining the military,Y es it was only the national guard i inlisted in paople always kidding calling me weekend warrior.back then it was funny to them but i dont think its so funny any more they dont see army national guard any more they just see what it says on the uniform us.armyI f you walk into a cemetary you see graves of people who were killed or died of sicknessor it was just their time to go When you walk into a place like arlington cemetary you know what everyperson in those graves died of and thats being a heroe and dying for this country we call free my hat is off to every man and woman who is serving or has ever served in the military because of all o
Hottest Male Tattoo Contest! - Win A Month-long Vip
HOTTEST MALE TATTOO CONTEST --- don't miss it! Contest begins MONDAY MARCH 10TH at 7 p.m. central standard time and ends MONDAY MARCH 17TH at midnight central standard time. So let me know which picture you want me to put in my contest folder. Make sure you TELL all your friends, so they can come and rate the hell out of you First prize: win a month-long VIP! Second prize: $250,000 fubux Third prize: $100,000 fubux Remember - send me a private message if you want to join the contest and SHOW OFF YOUR HOT TAT to all of Fubar! GOOD LUCK! If your checking this out, you may want to check out my Fu-family and fu-Top friends ,some of the very best people on Fubar may want to Rate /Fan and add them all...They Rock Big Time ! I know you’ll love them all, I certainly do...
Today Sucks
today my little sister left the island....Her and her husband are going to Kentucky because that is where he got station at..Me and my sister always had our up's and downs but we was always there for each other and she was there to help me with my babies.I will miss my sister alot and now i have no partner in crime..and that sucks..Love u sis..Miss u always..
Check It Out!!
Ok people!! Im in my first auction so please come either support me or at least share this with your friends and fans!! Crystyn :D
Own A 2nd Alarm Hottie??
yes!!! several Hotties are now up for auction. And guess what?? YOU CAN OWN ME!! Click the picture to see what i have to offer and place your bids!! Highest Bidder will also be added to family wich means access to all private albums. If Happy Hours are Bidded then also more wil be offered. ## a 10 minute personal phonecall from me to you. ## a 20 minute sfw webcamchat ## 1 personal nsfw salute of your choice
Car Accident
so i totally fucked up my car :( and my back is still hurting really bad... just thought i'd say
I'll Be Offline
I will not be online for a few days and I will miss you. I have got addicted to my friends here and want you to know that I will not forget you so please do not forget me. Cherise aka "Bottoms UP" p.s. Please keep my auction posted for me...PLEASE
What Is The Point Of Private Profiles?
Noticed a couple of people who threw Happy Hours lately had their profiles only accessible to friends. Missing the point of Having a Happy Hour in the first place if you ask me.
Make Sweet-n-innocent Yours!!
To anyone interested in owning Sweet-N-Innocent I am currently being auctioned off on the 2nd Alarm Hotties page(you can find it in my Family). Go to the picture album listed as "Hotties Auction". Bids start at 50k and Happy Hours, Tickers, and Blasts are accepted in bids as well. Here's what is being offered: 1 SFW salute rate/fan/add rate 100 pics rate stash pimpout from the group have owned by in nick for 2 weeks 2 profile comments 2 gifts a permanent pimpout in the hotties profile in a blog. There are also more Hotties there to bid on... Come by and check it out!!! Ok so ev1 is asking for the rules so here they are. 1. ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA 2. Bids must be higher then current bid 3. DO NOT COMMENT UNLESS YOU ARE BIDDING 4. If bid is lower then current one the comment will be deleted and if it's not a bid it will be deleted. 5. All bids start at 50k and can go up no less then 10k HH= 2.5mil fu-bucks 30 day blast/3months vip = 1.25m
Blast Contest
Comment Bomb The Hell Outta My Pic Please
Music Llgp Bully
The Endding Is Worth The Price
I know where I'm going and I know what for To make my life better and find something more I hope what I found will be with me in the end starting over new don't want to start again I step off the bus my bags in my hands looking all around in the station I stand Looking for a friend searching for her face knowing she's not there caught up in her own race It doesn't matter to me I know that she would but life just happens and that's just understood I will see in time I will the one I traveled so far to seek the thought of those eyes and that smile makes me week But at the same time it makes me strong I laid it all on the line I don't want to be wrong
Needs To Be Said!
Here is my rant and then Im done....Over the passed 6 months Ive had some eye opening and heart breaking experiences that have basically rocked my world and taught me a few things.....1-never fully trust anyone unless they are your spouse/soulmate because they are the ones that are ALWAYS there for you no matter what....2-take things at face value....3-follow your gut instincts they are rarely ever wrong....4-If you believe in something dont back down just because someone doesnt agree...5-Always be willing to talk and listen to others because you never know if things can be fixed and 6-dont believe everything your told, if you have doubts ASK! And on that note I have made changes in my life and Ive stopped letting ppl walk all over me, I dont bottle things up, if I have a problem I will voice it instead of letting it stew and fester like so many do. Im working hard on trying to fix the things that are wrong in my life right now, between really missing my dad and wishing he was here
One Of My Favorite Quotes!
To All My True Friends
"You Are One of My 10 Favourite Friends. Once you read this, you must copy and send it to your favourite friends within five days. On the 5th day the 'LOVED ONE' of your choice will either ask you out, or say I love you... This has been around since 1977, and has worked for years :] ♥ Share the love! ♥ THIS IS A TOAST......TO US....FOR THE PARTNERS WHOM HAVE US, THE LOSERS WHO MISSED HAVING US, AND THE LUCKY ONES WHO ARE YET TO MEET US! GLASSES RAISED, CHEERS! If you get hit again you know you are loved."
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Proposed Activity In The Time Capsule
sunday night-gummi bear party night monday night-anything goes night tuesday and friday night-rock til you drop night thursday night - beer and sex party wednesday night- 80s music marathon saturday night- headbangers ball party
Ummm, Yeah She Seriously Did
so my sister went off and got married sometime today. Did she tell any of us in advance so we could have been there? NO But she did call my mom this evening and tell her. While on the phone with my sister, mom comes to my room, pops her head in and is all like "your sister got married today" and I (kinda shocked and couldnt think of anything else to say) said And??? For one, me and my sister dont talk. I havent even seen her in over a year! WTF? Yeah, I wish her the best, and hope her marriage doesnt turn out like mine did, but hell... im not just going to waste energy jumping up and down for her. She wouldnt do it for me if I had new like that or any other important, life changing news. She could care less!
Catfight Ty And Info
WOW! I have to say Thank You so much to ALL of my friends that have stepped up to help me win this race for Godmother! It has become a regular CATFIGHT and we are kickin' butt. I was challenged when I hit FU QUEEN and J-Roxxx had a 650K point lead. Well, guess what? THAT LEAD IS JUST ABOUT GONE! Another 50 k or so and it's neck and neck! Thank you so very much to Emanon, my owner for the Happy Hour that took me into FU QUEEN and to everyone else that has been helping. WE HAVE KNOCKED OUT ALMOST 1 MILLION POINTS in less than 2 weeks! YOU GUYS ROCK! NO SLOWING DOWN THOUGH! Let's keep it up! In fact, let's knock what is left of that lead out of the way! EVERYONE that busts their butt to help me will recieve a Salute from me and other Thanks along the way! You guys got my back and you know I got yours! Let's keep kickin' some FU BUTT! xoxo PebblesinAZ ~PebblesinAZ~READ BLOGS!~CoFounder of the FREAK show with...who else...FREAK!~Owned by Emanon!xoxo@ fu
My Vampire Name
The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity: Empress of Scandanavia Known in some parts of the world as: Mother of The Flesh The Great Archives Record: A sensual one who knows the flesh - and knows the blood.
Illuminary is this the light that fills my heart as it radiates across the sky and the night turns to day , there they are standing in the midst of the universe , they play their child like games and sing memories of lullabys i watch as the sky collides with the sea i watch as paper boats float carried upon the waters path as they travel to far off lands. as diamonds of rain fall from the sky and the thunder clouds crash and lightening touches down upon dry land and i wish for a moment , as i watch the universe unfold for me like a flower i realize there are so many dreams i have yet to dream,there is this reality that i am enraptured in, as the moon rises high in the sky i bathe in her light in the deep indigo of night , i hear the symphony of life in this night and i humm quietly keeping in rythym. there they stand before me illuminated they release in me this light thats hidden within, they release the creation of my life and in ribbons the light cascades all around me , th
Breathe (in Angst)
do you ever find yourself in a place that you wish on a star for a small wish that fills your heart and then suddenly reality hits and you stand there speechless ?you look in the mirror and don't recognize your own face, you open your chest and see your heart as it beats and you listen to the beat of your heart the music of your soul , and the small wish aches as you breathe, i am left breathless, i am left here crying asking why and the reality of my life hits me in waves shifts of energy that seem to pour from every spiritual orpheus that moves within me. i try desperately to find my balance and that was the lesson " balance"balance in the midst of chaos and love "yes love" love is chaos for the heart ,for the mind, for the soul "yes it is" and i breathe in again and there it was the lesson as the universe came barreling through my mind like a bull in a china shop it wasn't graceful it wasn't quiet it was like glass crashing all around me , i utter over and over that i love him
decadent blue hues travel across the landscape in my mind and i dream of oceans falling and dancing across the shores of my life it is with a simple question i ask, is this some deeply profound moment in which i have found love ? and as the wicked winds rip at my skin as the mourning of acients fills my ears i ask myself am i nothing or am i a refelction in this mirror of hope that carries the breath of my life through eons my breath breathes and moments like this cast away the shadows that hide in my life and i cry a river as it moves to and fro as it carves its own way and with a glimmer of hope i pray the whispers the pour through my lips leaving the slience lingering and the quiet words spoken as i invite you "come into the deep waters that are my mind" and i close my eyes hear her voice as it echos across the landscape that is my soul and i wish small favors of the universe and i dream as time slips through my fingers like the sands of an hour glass you tread upon
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If Midnight Had A Voice
If Midnight Had A Voice If Midnight Had A Voice --> --> if midnight had a voice would it sound like a soft whisper of the ancients and if memories carried meanings they would be carried in the stories that shimmer in your eyes --> --> life lingers long within moments of you i wake to find myself intertwined with this soul the vitality that holds bittersweet thoughts i could cry tears into a a lake of longing as your being speaks sounding against the indigo sky --> --> obscure dreams fill my sleep i find the reflection of you in this mirror, in this echo of time as i take each moment into myself lost in the lachrymose of quiet voices each vision filled with the sweet taste of honey as it lingers like wine in a glass, as it lingers like the delicate sent of flowers in the summer nite air --> --> i discover myself enraptured in worshipful listening to your book of introspections and momentary ectasies that
Waterfall If life cascaded as waterfalls would i dream in vivid colors --> --> if this reverie found a safe harbor would i seek to find a moment of ectasy --> --> as the children play in waters deep and cool could it be everything i said to you --> --> and if i saw a bird as she sang her song would my life last more then a moment long --> --> and i could dance lost in a meditative trance --> --> as the music in ribbons wrap around me and this would be the vision i see --> --> the hidden world that hinders on life and death would my mind splinter and i would lose each breath --> --> or could i breathe with the waters of this fall and notice i am but a grain of sand that this life of mine is so small --> --> and in this place of redemption words lose their meaning and i feel liquid fluid like water as i dance in an endulating movements across the midnight sky --> --> would i mourn part of myself
Antistrophe i have seen her fly on delicate wings i have listened as her song of flight she did sing i have gone on journey's in her mind had moments where i've fallen behind within her pages she told her stories lost in memories that carried her forward as i open the book that holds her memories i get lost in the verses of antistrophe as she flutters within a trice of time she falls upon the oceans gentle tide her dance, her thoughts hold only her heart as she found her balance between light and dark her night arised as the moon does wane intricate design on her wings as the play to leave a reflective thought upon the canvas of legends she sought i close my eyes and dare to dream lost in a woven tapestry i have waken to my hearts song captivated in a decade to long now i have flown on delicate wings into her world called antistrophe ...........
New Auction... Own Me
u know u love me and wanna fu-own me. so why not take a chance and place a bid on me in this new auction being held by DJ FIRE. just click the pic and go place a bid on me, i'll love ya forever. starts march 8th
Thank You...your A Good Friend
As I stand tap tap tapping @ your hotel room door,I find myself thinking back to the first time I saw you on a silly lil website called FUBAR.A vision of beauty w/long blonde hair,the kinda hair that makes me wanna pull you close just so I can smell its bouquet.Amazing blue eyes that have this exotic appeal to them.the kind of eyes that make me melt when I think of their sparkle,and a mouth that I could kiss forever.After chatting for months online the day has arrived when we finally get to meet.I hear u call out,"Just a second",from the other side of the door and the sound of your voice makes my heart skip a beat.Moments later the door opens and we stand face to face for the first time,both of us smiling like school kids on the last day of class.I enter your suite carrying my massage table and a duffle bag,and let them drop so I can squeeze you we hug I breathe in your scent,ahhh the scent of a woman,and find myself intoxicated for a moment,by the lovely smell and the feel of
ok we are going to go slow with this any one man or woman wants to get in this acution hit up me up on the shout box or pvt. mesg. me if you want in you have to let me know what you will offer this will will start ethier monday or tuesday depending on how many join right now 10 is the max i will take thaxs
A Gun Isnt Always The Answer
ok butterfly34 here on fubar has a ex hubby whos a nut , her idea is grab the kids and get a gun and shoot him when he comes for her, i tried to tell her its nto that simple and she said she liked the pretty green one , i told her that you would liek a pretty one and that guns are not something that you pick out because there pretty, i told her that i know a hell of a lot about guns i mean i have been a cop for 4 years i am a counter sniper and an air force secuarity forces air police investigator, i have been to iraq 4 times i carry a gun nearly everyday and she says she donsent need my help , she addmitted to me she not only dosent know how to shoot but has no clue abotu guns yet by the end of our convo , i was an asshole and a jerk and i was blocked because i kinda joked about the fact she admits to haveing no clue about guns but she wil get one and kill him lol so who may i ask is the idiot?, all i asked her to do is let me help her so innocent ppl other then her target didnt get k
Bash Brothers -- Loving To Dance!
ThE BaSh BrOtHeRs!!! ThE BaSh BrOtHeRs!!! Attention Ladies!!! Our men love to dance and show you a great time!!! Click on them men baring it all for ya right above!!!
Taking The Leap
Taking the Leap Tonight I find myself standing on the brink, The swirling winds of life making it hard to think, Do I jump and give love a try, Or walk away, forever to hide. The darkness hides from me the depths, And all it would take is just one step, Th throw my heart out and let it soar, Or smash below and be no more. No guarantees will I find, When I leap out with this heart of mine, For only your love can save me now, You are the one to whom I am bound. Time and again I have come to the brink, But always before, away i did slink, Now with you in my mind, I take the leap, Placing my heart in your hands to keep. DQA
North American Union (please Watch)
A Story For Alyssa & Asia
The Magic Butterfly by Crazydave Flying high in the sky, without a care in the world, Janet the magical butterfly soared up and down. Looking and hoping for someone to play with. Up and down, round and round she flew, looking into all the gardens as she flew. Then out in front of her she saw Alysaa and Asia playing in their back garden. Swooping down she landed on the rose bush at the back of the garden. "Hello Alysaa and Asia", she said, "Do you fancy playing a game with me?" "Who said that?" wondered Asia Alysaa just looked puzzled, as she heard the voice as well. "It's me I'm Janet, down on the rose bush at the bottom of the garden. Both Girls looked at each other and ran the whole length of the garden, stopping smartly beside the roses. "Hello" said the Girls excitedly, "We didn't know butterflies could talk and how did you know our names". By now the Girls were giggling away to themselves. "I'm a magical butterfly, who goes around to play with chil
Coming Soon
Click For Coming Soon My book is now listed, sorry lol, not available for sale yet. But very soon ;)
Lockerbie Bomb Document Bid Fails
Lockerbie bomb document bid fails Megrahi's lawyers want access to the Lockerbie documents The man convicted of the Lockerbie bombing has failed in his latest attempt to persuade judges that secret documents should be handed over. Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi claims the documents could assist his appeal over the 1988 massacre. The documents were issued by a foreign government to prosecutors before Megrahi's trial but have never been seen by the defence. Further attempts are likely to be made for the documents to be released. Appeal Court judges issued their ruling on Friday. The court has continued the petition to allow the issues of public interest immunity to be further explored Crown Office spokeswoman Read the Appeal Court verdict The Scottish Criminal Cases Review Commission had referred the Megrahi case to the High Court, expressing a view that the non-disclosure to the defence of a particular document may have led to a miscarriage of
Thanks To Everyone
Thank you to everyone that tried to help me level.. Unfortunately there was no way possible to get 20000 comments lol... So I helped Niffy out and bombed hers lol... All in all we had fun seein that pretty bouncer :p
Please Help Brother Firemen
below is a link for a fellow firefighter who was criticly hurt last week and for some reson his insurance is giving him problems. He was battling a house fire last sunday, where during the fire fight he was burned baddly "over 40% of his body." He and his partner were in a living room fighting the fire and a gas line from out side the structure vented into the house and burned him pretty bad. we are trying to raise some money to help his family out so they can survive. If you can help great. We are also have some fill the boot fundraisers, and car washes all over the state. so if you see one be sure to stop in. Below is a link to paypal. all the funds are going directly to his family. His E-Mail is All of us firemen hope you can help, Thank you
Wanna Earn Fubucks?? Here Is How...
I'm in this giveaway for a NICE prize for my kids and I, not virtual gifts, but anyways, I need 50k comments so what I am going to do is give away 5,000 fubucks for every 2500 comments. Here is the link to the contest, U have to add the host first in order to comment bomb this picture... your help will be greatly appreciated and rewarded...
A Little Bit More About Me..
Bored Body: 1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Yes, i have to admit it, lol, but i didn't go to jail, so that should tell you how the night ended...not in jail! lol 2. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster? No way, although sometimes roller coasters are fucking SCARY! 3. Whens the last time you’ve been sledding? A couple years ago. 4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? I like both. 5. Do you believe in ghosts? Yea 6. Do you consider yourself creative? Yes, i can be! 7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Yes. 8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Jennifer Aniston. 9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics? 10. Do you know how to play poker? Yes, hubby taught me.. 11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? Yes, once, years ago when i had a e-episode! 12. What’s your favorite commercial? I can't remember.. 13. Who was your first love? MY HUBBY! 14. If you’re driving in t
Ok Update 3/7/08
ok right now i have 40,000 comments and i need only 100,000 more plzz help all help is welcome ill return that luv once i get it. i need 100,000 comments by april 10th plzzz help
North American Union(please Watch)
Mourning Sickness
Mornings never seemed so lonley. The sweet scent of you lingers on the pillow beside me Yet that side of the bed is made and cold. Walking down the street, I see a baby crying I've never felt more in tune with anything before. It needs something, someone to help it And give it what it needs. I feel a part of me shatter... Head to the laundry mat Throw a load in I'll never argue about missing socks again. I sit alone at our favorite resturaunt Table for one please... Order my favorite meal And eat alone. Sitting at home I watch a scary movie I expect you to creep behind me and say "BOO" Then the dog jumps up and rests on my lap. Bed time now... I change... Pull down the covers... I see the imprint of your body still there. I swallow my pride and hop in. Close my eyes And still feel your warm touch Wrapping your arms around me Letting me know everything is okay And I'm safe.... Wake up the next morning Do it all over again.
To All My Friends
Bad Touches.
I'm freaking bored. I think Shane might have lost her mind but thats alright cause I adore her anyway. She's trying to piss her mom off I think. She's really funny that way. Well some new news is I might be getting my carnevil job after all. I really hope so it would be really nice. My girl and I are really hopeing to get our bnd off the ground when we get back so wish us luck. Or is it break a leg? Not sure but it dosent matter. What matters is we are doing what we have always wanted to do. So yeah we rock. Later losers. XD
We Need Your Help Please And Thank You
listen close to the wall and you can hear the screams shrill and deafening slicing through the air like the knife through their flesh the screams fill no need no gratification is found in them my vindictive heart is not sated by the pain and terror inflicted the bloodlust still burns like a fire inside burns until it is satisfied but it never is dwelling shallow in my soul like an awakening plague with every cut i drive it deeper the screams only cause a mild disturbance vengeance fuels my desires controls my actions down to my very fingertips the bloodlust unquenched by this bloodloss
at my hotel we have a person stayin with us, whos first name is Shity. I feel so shity for her.
Turn Your Speakers Up.
               Turn your speakers up.                           Put yourself where I am,             And miss the fuck out of them. Currently listening: Reinventing Axl RoseBy Against MeRelease date: 01 April, 2002
My First Auction!!!!!!
Well i am up for auction for the first time. So come on over a leave a bid and if your the lucky one, u might just win me :). Im sure u won't regret it!!
Frustrated from this pain I get, I don’t know how to make it quite. Life isn’t what I want it to be. No matter what I try to create with it. There is always someone standing in the way. Someone to take everything away. Frustrated I want to scream. I want to rage, And say fuck everything. Fuck this life, It is going to change. Even if I have to walk away from everything. Dee Parenti All Right
You Can Fu-own Meeee!!!!
You know you want to....LOL... Click on my pic and go from there... Check this out!! I'll make it even sweeter still to own me! I'll increase the length of time to 1 month for all involved...AND I'll rate ALL your pics 11s during Happy Hour each week!! How's THAT?:D
Suck Ass Pricks
To the so few who think im some game or piece of ass,i don't need you sending me bullshit mail telling me crap & i sure as hell don't need down in the mouth asswipes,you know who you are & i have put up with your shit for years even before this freaky lil sex starved derogative site came about,which yes i find so belittling,thats why my pics are mine if i make them private then thats my choice,i love my body but i choose who sees it & if you don't like it go jump cause i don't give a damn & another thing ask yourself what love is instead of throwing it around like its some game don't tell someone you love them cause your a lonely ass,get a life this is virtual reality at its best,love is real go find it & learn. I am done with my bitch session,i am such a good bitch when i wanna be. Regards Me :p
I hate the way some people change and confuse the shit out of me. That person is my mother. She frets and obsesses about me nowadays, complaining that I don't call enough. That is understanding. But the fact is, she has completely ignored me for the most crucial parts of my life. She tries to blame it on hard life back in Russia, but its a really petty excuse, since I would assume you would try to make life better for your loved ones, not worse by ignoring them and having zero communication. I reminded her of the times when she spent all her free time completely engrossed in a book, not listenin to a word I tried telling her. Or when instead of finding the reason why I was such a fuck up, she would grab me by my hair or whip out a leather belt. Or when she would type out her 500 page doctorate on a type writer, without ever recognizing that her child needed to go to sleep at 3 am (living in on room sucked). Or when she told me that her divorce was my fault, since my behavior mad
Your Happy Hour Summary
from: fubar shop date: 2008-03-05 13:00:00 subject: Your Happy Hour Summary read receipt: No replied: No block user Congratulations! Your happy hour was a great success: lots of people gave lots of love. 264,954 points 264 members leveled up during your happy hour:
Anxiety: Skeleton Song I'll stay right here with all these familiar faces And shut-out everyone else from the world we created Instead of becoming the sick and twisted I'll lose myself in a song again And there's nothing wrong in being far from light Another skeleton song stuck in my head all night And there's something wrong when everything goes right Another skeleton song will save my life tonight.
A Busy Day
Ok here has been my day lol its been a gr8 day so i decided to share it with all y'all :D First i had a lie in this morning but once 9 am got here i woz up and made a few moves of chess :D Then wen my kids dad got back with Ryan (my youngest) i went to my local garage and fixed Ryans bike lol (he needed the seat and handlebars putting higher as with the training wheels) then wen i got back i re coloured my hair (only the roots lmao :D ) then i went out for the aftanoon When i got back i picked my other son (6yr old Patrick) from school and took him down to the park to learn how to ride WITHOUT training wheels :D and while we woz out had a lovely dinna at the diner in the park :D Then we had a lovely evening watching a movie .... wow now lol i think just about covers it :D
Hate That I Love You
Tag 4
My Daddy
Come and sit a minute and get to know my daddy. A year ago in April, he had a whipple resection to get a tumor out of his ampullary duct leading into his pacreas. These are picture from the time before he was admitted until after his surgery. To give you an idea of how difficult this surgery was, Only 20% of people diagnosed with this very rare disease are eligible for surgery. 5% of those that have the surgery live through it. My dad was the lucky one. Now he is fighing it again, it has came back with avengence, his chances at beating this are slimmer, only 1% of those diagnosed with pacreatic cancer will live. I am praying for a miracle for my dad! If you want to follow his story; it is posted here:,3608.0.html So without further waiting: This is my daddy!
i know i said i was canceling my account, but probably not till sometime after next week. the reason is cause i want to.
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Comedy Shows And Fubar Confusion
so ok...couple of things...the last comic standing audition didn't go like I wanted it to....bad material choice and I wasn't too enthusiastic about being gone 3 months potentially...I'm starting to book a bunch of private parties for the summer as the season is pretty much winding down, there are some bookings on the horizon in southern illinois and st louis areas...if any of you have a bar or club around you that you think would be a good place, let me know and I would love it if you would come hang out with me when I come check the place out, guys or girls makes no difference...and no I'm not bi or gay and there is no chance of that changing. Second I am confused as hell about some of you on here...I'm not an aggressive person as far as meeting women goes...frankly the few times on here I have gotten the impression someone was attracted to me I have been ....well about as wrong as wrong can be to put a fine point on it. I hate that because I don't want anyone else to feel awkward
Annoying Backgrounds
I really like to read the bulletin board, ya know, to keep up with what's going on...There are a lot of ppl who use some really awesome backgrounds, easy on the eyes...Then, we have the ppl who use the most annoying and nauseating backgrounds that I can't even finish reading them...When there are backgrounds so freaking annoying you can't read the words, see the pics and by the time you've had enough of it, you're already sick to your stomach and your eyes are spinning like you're drunk and high and feel the need to put one foot on the ground to keep from vomiting...Are my eyes too sensitive and my equilibrium off a bit more than most, or do they drive others completely freaking crazy???
X-mas Cake
Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1tsp of baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp of salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 eggs nuts 1 bottle of Vodka 2 cups of dried fruit Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl,check the vodka again. To be sure it is of the highest quality,pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in largefluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it is best to make sure vodka is still OK Try another cup ... just in case.Turn off the mixerer. break 2 leggs and add to the bowl an chuck in the cup of dried fruit. pick fruit off the floor. mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck inthe beatererspry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. Next,sift two cups of salt.orsomething.Who gives a shit? Check the Vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of suger, or somefink.Whatever you can find. G
Sipping Vodka
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1)Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2)There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3)There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4)Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5)Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6)We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7)The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook. 8)David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him. 9)When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey
Two Friends
Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent any noise. And she still wakes up and starts screaming at me about coming home late. "His friend looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed,slap her on the ass and say! "WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep!
Be Strong Honey I Love You
A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you" To which the wife responds, "I am glad you think that way. Sure, he has not seen a woman in years, but he was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love y
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Whores Again....grrrrr
Kitchen B***h
The Kitchen B*tch A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing With his new electric train in the living room She heard the train stop and Her son saying, 'All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off Now... Cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are Getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're going down the tracks. The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind of Language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train..but I want you to use nice Language.' Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with His train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say. 'All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and I hope your trip Was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.' She heard her little darling Contin
After Party In Greensboro Tonight
After the Seether/3DG/Breaking Benjamin show tonight my Band FROM THIS DAY is playing at the Somewhere Else Tavern along with out friends Porno Red. We play at midnight to close the place out!!! You should come and rock out with us! The Somewhere Else Tavern is located at 5713 W Friendly Ave in Greensboro... Even if you don't go to the concert come to the Tavern and party with FROM THIS DAY!!!
The South
The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right; your head isn't crooked. And always remove it @ the dinner table no matter where that may be. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of ducks are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You just better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 7. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday, held the closest Saturda
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu
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Liking Inside And Out????
What is and what is not attractive is defined personally but society does play a role. It is very interesting to me because with this subject matter we all define what is and what is not attractive, differently. But as most of you know, what you find attractive now will most likely change as you get older and as you go through different stages of your lives. One thing that is very interesting is that we all tend to follow "social norms" when it comes to attraction. For example, if the majority of girls in high school think the quarterback is attractive then other girls will tend to think that way. George Clooney has been around for a very long time, why all of a sudden do we all think he is attractive? Sure he is a good looking guy, but he has always been a good looking guy, so what has changed? Because, he is now popular and we tend to follow the social norms when it comes to our perception of what is and what is not attractive. Of course there are many of you who disagree and think
Is There Any....?
Holy Shit You Gotta Watch This!!
Seriously...this isnt some bullshit but actual facts of history, and ours, as well as our childrens futures... Please take the time for your own benifit. I also want to state clearly, this is not an attack on the U.S.A. yet all those who govern and control our lives as a whole and thier plan to ruin what's left of our peoples.
Gonna Die A Rockstar
Gonna Die A RockStar I've had blisters on my fingers, Stayed up all night in bars, Seen morning while night lingers And played with girls in fancy cars. You can take your regal robes, And all your splendid finery, Don't wanna be no F-top Ueberlord, I know I'm gonna die a RockStar. I've slept in crazy jellybeans, Had escorts to the social scenes, I've had a piece, know what it means, Pursued by screaming crowds. You can have your peace and tranquil life, I'll play guitar and create strife, Don't wanna be no F-top Ueberlord, I know I gonna die a RockStar.
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Silva Vs Anderson
Sex Story # 9...
I'm blogging today cause its my day off and i'm stuck in doors cause of the rain, usually I don't mind the rain but I seriously wanna go outside and run or in my words go outside and play, :) , I could always go on a treamil but it won't be as fun and i wouldn't put out as much, its gonna throw my whole running schedule off for this week before the race. Just finished the book this morning, I really like the support Dean gets from his family, Karno Rocks!, if you ever wonder why runners do the things they do like running 26.2 miles, 50 miles or even 199 miles, read this book and you'll understand, everyone has there own reason.
He Didnt Have To Be
This song here reminds me a lot of my life. Not only for the fact that I feel like that single mother who wonders if she will ever find someone who wont find out bout the lil one and run but also cuz my baby's grandfather has taken me in and treated me as if I was his daughter when he didnt have to.
More Then A Memory
This is a song a good friend pointed out to me a while back, knowing everything that I have been going through. And she was right when she said it fits my situation very well. Thanks girl you know who you are
Want A Lounge With No Drama, Great Music - Join Rejects In The Rafters
(repost of original by 'HarleyMoon Official NutBuster*BadAssBytch(CoFounder)' on '2008-02-29 19:10:23') (repost of original by 'Joyridin2w' on '2008-02-29 19:13:47')
Love And Relationship Advice
Q: It's been forcibly brought to my attention that I suck at arguing. I'm not nice, and I just suck at it. According to an online quiz I took with a grain of salt, I am a destructive arguer. Needless to say, I have GOT to change this. I'm going to look up books, articles and such that hopefully can help me. If the stuff I find doesn't help, I will go see a therapist. Do you have anything to recommend? A: Seems like your trying to get help in this but I think seeing a therapist on an issue like this is not necessary. It's not important in life to be "good" at arguing. And online quizzes (unless made by professionals in love, life and relationships) ARE to be taken with a grain of salt. It's more important to figure out why there is arguing and how to fix the situation. The last thing we should worry about in life and in our relationships is being a good at arguing we need to learn to be good at loving, caring, and having compassion. A really great book if you are wanting to
Lifestyles Of The Bored And Senseless
I have been working for my mother at her law firm since I graduated from college. I would have to say that in the close to 3 years I have worked in family law, and seeing the stuff I have seen, I have come to the consclusion that I will never a) get married, or if I do, there will one hell of an ironclad prenup, b) have children out of wedlock - call me old fashioned but I think the two parent system is still the way to go, and c) reproduce with anyone who's iq is lower than mine. Having said all that, I truly do like my job. There are bits that are procedure, but enough details to keep the scenarios interesting and fresh. If I could deal with paperwork, I'd be a happy camper. But, as office manager/bitch, that would mean no such luck. My main job is to handle our clients. Or as I like to call it "fielding the herd". Because, really, people, in general, and especially our clients are about as bright as sheep. Today's scenario: 11:30 am call from opposing counsel re
Seasons Of Change
When what you want and think is right.goes all wrong.and you close the door to your heart again,to leave it in wonder if its closed to stay?. then one day you hear a laugh threw the crack,an feel the warmth of a thnk its an surely can't be real?but then you hear it want to run and kick that door wide open again.but last time you ran out into a cold and bitter place. some say they are happy alone,i am not,im just not afrad of it.but ill crack the door.and see if the spring comes to let the flowers grow. and see if the summertime rolls.
Am I Hot Or Not
what would you rate me on a scale of 1-10
Getting My Nose Pierced
so guys im so going to the army in a bit again im swaring back in to be a sniper for the special forces in the army. you should tell me what you think about this.
The Mouths Of Babes
I think it's about time we started cussing A 6 year-old tells his 4 year-old brother "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 Year-olds nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass.' ok?" The 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK!!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay in there until I let you out." She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know, but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."
Re: Lou Dobbs: New World Order Can Be Defeated
RE: Lou Dobbs: New World Order Can Be Defeated ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 07 Mar 2008, 12:59 Lou Dobbs: New World Order Can Be Defeated CNN host Lou Dobbs says that the New World Order can be defeated but only if "Americans awaken and soon," as he attacked the Bush administration's "shameless" destruction of U.S. sovereignty on a nationally syndicated radio show. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/march2008/030708_be_defeated. htm
Its All In A Name. (lol This Is Kool)
Hi, guys! Here is an oldie, but goodie. The results are good for a laugh. Enjoy. 1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name) um mom don't have one, Thomas If I gave you a name, then I wouldn't be protected really, would I? My WPN would be " ". How about a symbol like Prince used to have? I could tell you, but then I'd have to . . . . 2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad) Okay, so since I'm a FEMALE, I'm going to change the rules a bit: Women, use your mom's mom, and your dad's mom: Balentina Eunice. Mmm. How about nicknames? no clue. Yes. That's better. . . Or maybe Gramma Gramma? 3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name) NicMic 4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal) Purple Cat 5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) Angelina Chicago 6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav. alcoholic drink, add "THE" to the beginning? The Pink Tequila
The Heart Project
Wanna join my heart project?? just take a pic of you making a heart with your hands Must be a horizontal picture And then send it to me in a private message Let's get this thing going!! I will post all names of ppl who send me a pic here in this blog. Pictured above: Me(AMber420Nicole) babysatan�™AMber's RL/BF & Pain in the ass�™I own my AMber!@ fubar SexVixon♥MommyToBe♥@ fubar ~Kiwichi~ *Owned by Jen & Airbags*@ fubar RoughTough20@ fubar Gregoire - Master Pimp 4 Real Deal Babes@ fubar SoLaReD______ I Ma
Help Me Get The Spotlight!!
I reallyyyyyyyy wanna get the spotlight and I still need like 5.5 million fu bucks to get it. Please help!! Everyone who donates will be linked on my main page! Love, Kelly aka BlueEyedGoodie ÐJ ߣÚÊÊ¥ÊÐGØØÐIÊ @THÊ P£Á¥PÊÑ~§ÚIÇIÐÊ GIR£~2ÑÐ Á£ÁRM HØTTIʧ@ fubar
I Well Be Their
Promises I do not make everyday, But to you, you have my word, I will be there. When your back is up against the wall, And you need somewhere to turn, I will be there. When the world seems on your back, And you want a little weight lifted, I will be there. When your days become darkened, And you need someone to light the way, I will be there. When the pressures start getting to you, And you want a tender touch, I will be there. When you appear to be outnumbered, And all you need is a friend, I will be there. When you have succeeded in something special, And you want someone to share it with, I will be there. Whenever you need or want someone, And all you can do is hope, I will be there.
Please Rate The Pic And Bid!!!
Hey everyone!!! I'm in an auction!! Please check it out and PLEASE rate!! The person w/ the most rates receives 100k!! CLICK ON THE LITTLE PIC!!! While you are there, please fan/add/rate the Auctioneer! Sweet ♥ Judy@ fubar I made this music player at
Moved Back Down South
I have a little place in Orlando so I can see my kids up there and then I have a little place down south which I am working on getting a place even further south, it's not that I keep moving around, I just just come back and forth so I can see my kids. We went camping the last time I was up there. It was a lot of fun, they roasted marshmellows. It was cold outside.
To Love Another Day
To Love Another Day Slenderly she walked, blue orchids in her hair, in a cloud of dust. Tenderly she touched the dry, powdered skin, like a cold hand on rust. With infant eyes she smiled, for her brother's tainted decay decreased doubt of dismay. Firmly she stood, shoulders over the setting sun, her tears know where angels lay. Despair behind and heaven above, she broke twisted ties for unending love.
Help Me Become Fu Queen
One More Update
for everyone that knows what i have been going thru with my ex here well guess what... he is now out of jail!!!! yep u heard me and he is living back at my house thanks to my roommates and it is freaking me out because he is starting the same shit all over again
Political Science For Dummies
I wanna be Italian. . Political Science for Dummies DEMOCRATIC You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow. COMMUNIST You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour. CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows. Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain. AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk
March 7, 2008
Have you ever felt like your life was full of twists and turns? Almost like a roller coaster? One minute you're up and the next down? That's my life in a nut shell. And then suddenly, the ups and downs stop, and something (or someone) wonderful walks into your life and everything feels right and wonderful again. Those of you that know me well, know that 2007 was not very kind to me. But I am very happy to say, 2008 is looking very happy for me. And I owe it all to a very wonderful man. Baby, you know who you are. For some time now I have been pondering moving away from this town and getting a fresh start. That dream I believe is finally coming true. Before anybody freaks out, I am doing this for me, and for my son. It's just an added bonus that the most wonderful, loving, caring man in the world happens to live in the same area that I'm moving to. I also have some very dear friends that live up there too. I'm very excited about this. Right now, I'm researching for a plac
Played Like A Fool!
ok here goes my first blog on Fubar....... I'm not big on meeting guys off the net nor do I ever take them serious. This time I thought what the hell this guy approached me January 13th of this year that was a king, beautiful, wonderful and all the "too good to be true scenario's" if you will. So I figured why not try it. We spoke daily, we texted throughout the day when we weren't talking, we emailed and we talked on the phone in the evenings. Everything was like a dream come true with him. He said all the perfect things to me, made me feel like a princess, told me all about his life and what he wanted and I just felt "WOWed". After a long day at night time we would just sit and talk about how our days went and how much we missed each other and so on.... Yeah here it comes......when he would call, it was always an unavailable number so I figured after having this on going relationship with him or whatever you want to call it, I thought I could ask why his calls were blocked es
Age Test
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?' 'About 32,' is the reply.' 'Nope! I'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.' The woman replies with a big smile, 'Nope, I'm 50.' Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.' Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!' While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, 'Lady, I'm 78 a
To All My Friends
If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute or two to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything right. There will always be another day to say our "I love you's", And certainly there's another chance to say our "Any
To My Friends Once More
hugs to you all and hope to get connected again soon, the comp is being taken and its really got me pissed off. ill hit ya up when im upand running again! its been fun talkin to ya and thanks so much for all the luv its awsome and means a lot to me! BabyBratz and for those who know my name which mind you youronly about 4 that know it lol, hugs to ya and lots of luv will miss you! ttys
Why Do I Have To Suffer?
Why do I have to suffer? Why me do I ask? Why can’t I be healthy? In a healthy body I could bask ! But no, I have headaches and muscle spasms Weakness and pain so severe ! Great aches and pain so bad I’m sure you don’t wanna hear ! I didn’t ask for this I tried so hard to ignore But no matter how hard I tried I couldn’t do it anymore ! I had to find a doctor He ran test after test He couldn’t find the answer Fibromyalgia was his best ! So where do I go from here? No one really knows I guess I have to live with it So the story goes ! I get up every day I rely on lots of pills To get through every task To try to cure my ills ! And though there is no answer Each day I hope and pray That there will be a hope A miraculous cure someday !
Please Pray For My Mom
my name is jenn not to many ppl know me but my step mom last night was admitted to my local hospital after going to the dr's for a check up, she was having chest pains and they rushed her to our local hospital for tests, they admitted her last night, and she started having the chests pains again this morning so they rushed her to albany medical center in ny. i'm playing the waiting game at home because i have no one to watch my 2 boys and no way there, because my moms car is in town and my dads truck is also in town. 1 of my aunts are with my dad now they are at the hospital now and their running more tests, but have no clue what is happening. she is a big part of my life was there for my 6 month old son's delivery and has helped out tremendously. so i'm asking everyone to please pray for her and forward this on we need all the prayers we can get right now. thank you. -jennifer b
The Puzzle
THE PUZZLE Like the pieces of a puzzle Thing can just come together From the realm of chaos They can fit one another It is one grand design Painting a pretty picture But not for all time If ones not careful It shatters and fades away Back to the realm of chaos It again falls that way Like pieces of a jigsaw puzzle Things can just come together Things can fade away If ones not careful
The Truth About Whats Happening
Come Visit DJ BlackDragons Bar&Dance Club For the Joining of two wonderful peopleDJ WOLFIE AND Country Girl Time 8:00PM central time 9:00PM eastern time 7:00PM western time DATE MARCH 7, 2008. Come show your support and have a great time after words.
Fridays Resturant
So I was totally excited last night to go to Fridays. I have never been there and I was excited to try the Recipe Showdown menu. Well.. I didn't get anything from the Showdown menu. My husband got the french onion soup with Southwestern Mahi Mahi and I ordered the DragonFly Chicken. The Mahi Mahi was wonderful, but the sauce sucked! It was too salsa-y! The sauce on my chicken rocked, but my chicken tasted like plastic! It was rubbery. So nasty! I was drinking an Ameretto Stone Sour, which is one of my favorite drinks, but the orange juice was pulpy. Yuck!! Hubby ended his meal w/ a fantastic mini Rocky Road mouse. I had a cinnibon cheesecake. It was creamy and cinniminy!!! Overall my expierience was ok.. the best part was desert! I don't see myself going there again very soon though!
Not Sure
so i get to do a blog. dont know what im doin so please tell me how and i wil get better. thinking about writing a book about a gut who goes from broke to moderatly well what do u think?
Irish Birth Control
IRISH BIRTH CONTROL Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband 2 years ago?' She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.' The Father asked, 'And be there any wee little ones yet?' She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.' The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer hoosband.' She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father.' They then parted ways. Some years later they met again. The Father asked, 'Well now, Mrs. Donovan , how are ye these days?' She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!' The Father asked, 'And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?' She replied, 'Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!' The Father said, 'That's wonderful! How is yer loving hoosband doing?' She replied, 'E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle.'
I Dare You To Do It! (tysm "liberated Spice")
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I Love Being Treated Like This
READ FROM THE BOTTOM UP! masterdomi...: believe me, gagging when looking at your lard ass does not require cock thinking. ->masterdomi...: i am sorry that you do not know how to treat a women. how hard is it for a man to think with his brain and not his dick? masterdomi...: yes and I am sure you are called air bags for reasons other than your big fat floppy juggs laid out all over the internet sluts lay your fat asses out for the world to see and when you get a comment you get pissed off......kiss my ass fat bitch ->masterdomi...: they are not showen all over the internet like most of the whores on here. atleast i have enough self respect to keep my clothes on in all my pictures masterdomi...: hey, flop your fat juggs out for the whole world to see and what do you expect. ->masterdomi...: good bye you disrespectful jerk masterdomi...: nice fat juggs I AM SORRY IF ANYTHING THAT I SAID UPSETS ANYONE BUT BEING TREATED LIKE THIS MAKES ME VERY UPSET!
A History Of Violence
July 1969 through 31 December 1993 [Based upon the revised figures of the Belfast Independent Research Group ] According to the Belfast Independent Research Group, 3,285 people lost their lives as a direct result of this latest phase of the Anglo/Irish conflict. The vast majority of deaths occurred in the Six Northeastern Counties of British Occupied Ireland. The political violence in these six, small counties of Ireland with a million and one-half people has meant that 1 out of every 500 citizens has been killed. In American terms, it would be the equivalent of 500,000 deaths, 10 Viet Nams. This slaughter is a direct result of the politically motivated gerrymander of Ireland to solve the very short term needs of British political interests. The Bare Facts The bare facts are that of the 3, 285 deaths in the conflict from July 1969 to December 1993, Republicans have killed 1,928, Loyalists 911, British forces 357, Irish Republic forces have killed 3 and "others" [de
No More Strength
I’m so tired of fighting this every day This pain is too much to endure Please don’t let me pull away Please don’t let me fade I’ve no more strength No more tears No energy Here Me And life Trying to breathe To hold onto something Blindly reaching for a hand Steadfast, solid letting me be me The darkness clears, I see you there And although the pain remains, I’m not alone.
Fu Boyfried ??
ok here is the deal if u wanna be my fu b/f send me a mail or comment on this with the best reason why i should pick you and what u want in a g/f on here and i will pick the best one :P
There is this guy running around claiming he has someones panties and trying to sell them when we all know that they are his sisters,but anyway wasn't that in a movies in the 80's.(16 candles)But if he thinks its cool or something ,but really it is asinine.Even if it was true which its not, that makes him a jerk, even players don't act like that maybe he should go back to jail...maybe there they keep their panties as souvenirs ...............please comment
My Sexy Fu-owners! Check Them Out!
~PIMPSugarbear~R.I.P My Son~Fu-Owner to Vamp~Fu engaged to Jimswife7677@ fubar Pimp Sugarbear owns me and I'm SO GLAD he does! MUAH BiBabyGirl..IF YOU DON'T LIKE BIGGER GIRLS GET THE F... OFF MY PAGE!..Fu-Wifey to *MaNdie*@ fubar BiBabyGirl owns my page! (for now!)
I Dare You Too
Never Say "i Love You"
Never Say "I Love You" If You Really Don't Care Never Talk About Feelings If They Aren't Really There Never Hold My Hand If Your Gonna Break My Heart Never Say Your Going To..... If You Don't Plan To Start Never Look Into My Eyes If All Your Gonna Do Is Lie... Never Say "Hi" If You Really Mean "Goodbye" If You Really Mean Forever Then Say You Will Try Never Say Forever Cause Forever Makes Me CRY!!! *By AnArmyOfOne*
Bulletin I Did For "lucifuge"
I just opened a new lounge called Hells Winter, i need some one who good at coding lounges, what i would like for the most part is for the shout and alert box to still show and to get a song player in there of some sort...Once the lounge is up and running we will be playingPunk, Death Metal, Black Metal, Industrial, HardcoreHell Winter CreatorLucifuge ~ I'm your huckleberry!@ fubar
Living With An "invisible Illness"
While from the outside I may seem normal, It’s the part that you can’t see, The constant pain and struggles within, Are ever so apparent to me. Although I may wear a smile, Often times it's covering the tears, Yet not tears because of sadness, As it often may appear. Don’t be too quick to judge though, Because there is so much more than is known, What may seem to look like one thing, Just might turn to prove so wrong. I may sometimes seem unfriendly, Or too centered around self, Because sometimes standing takes all I’ve got, And there is just no energy left. Sometimes my words may sound awkward, My communication may not always convey, My true inner thoughts and feelings, Aren’t always expressed by what I say. You may think that I’m not really listening, Sometimes my face or speech may not show, But I do hear every word you say, I really want you to know. The information doesn’t always process, As quickly and as clear, And sometimes it takes m
End Of The Road
When You See Me (a Poem)
When you see me on a "good day" I may look as if nothings wrong, But I, myself, am very aware That the energy won’t last long. You may think that I am lazy, Or I just don’t like to try, Or maybe I am just depressed, When sometimes you see me cry. You may not understand me, It’s not easy to explain, The struggles that I so often endure, As I live each day in pain. People may offer their opinions, Thinking that I just need some advice, Yet they don’t really comprehend, Although they are trying to be nice. What for some may be so easy, Is almost impossible to me, But because I may look healthy, Many around me fail to see. Perhaps it seems that I’m sloppy, If I would only take more pride, It’s sad that many don’t stop to see, The person who is inside. Planning things is so hard to do, With each day uncertain fate, The best that I can do is try, And oftentimes I have to wait. Life can be so stressful, Even when you have your health, Many pe
Rangers V Hibernian (sun)
Rangers v Hibernian (Sun) Neil Alexander will make his first start in goal for Rangers in Sunday's Scottish Cup fifth-round replay. Allan McGregor is suspended after being sent off in the 0-0 draw at Easter Road, while striker Jean-Claude Darcheville is an injury doubt. Hibs duo Colin Nish and Martin Canning are cup-tied but captain Rob Jones returns from injury. Dean Shiels, Guillaume Beuzelin and goalkeeper Yves Ma-Kalambay aim to shake off knocks in time to feature. Interview: Hibs striker Steven Fletcher Abdessalam Benjelloun returns from a lengthy lay-off and Clayton Donaldson is hoping for a rare appearance, with Nish ruled out. "Even if the gaffer brings in Benji or goes with one up front we've got some good goalscorers in midfield so we'll still be capable of getting goals," said Hibs' top-scorer Steven Fletcher. Rangers stretched their unbeaten run to 19 games with a win over Werder Bremen on Thursday but Hibs can take heart from a league vic
From Jodi
Ok Heres the deal.....I have 2 wonderful friends who have worked really hard on this site and want to godfather soon so this is what I am gonna do to help them out. You go to their pages and rate their stuff....For every 20 rates I will give you 1K if you rate 100 things i will send you 5k fubucks. Just go rate rate rate and then send me a message with how many u rated and I will send you your fubucks. Here are the two wonderful women LSD's SHELL¢â ~*~DYLON's DIVA's~*~@ fubar ¢Ü♫LilBamaGirl♫¢Ü@ fubar again just RATE,RATE,RATE then send me a message. Wishful Thinking Is Back@ fubar (repost of original by 'Wishful Thinking Is Back' on '2008-03-07 08:45:34')
Bonann's Man
Bounty Hunters make the best lovers they have the cuffs, the stick and the gun is always loaded.
Not That Anyone Reads.........
I'm gonna go MIA for awhile. Too much bouncing around in my head today that just makes me wonder why the hell do I bother. If you have my yahoo you might can reach me there but I don't plan to log in often. Those with my cell can txt me but please don't get upset if I don't respond right away. I may hop on daily to throw my 11's but who knows. Right now I just don't give a shit. ~*~Lizzy~*~ PS: Shoutbox has been turned off so all you can do is private msg me & I'll read when I feel like signing in.
There is nothing sweeter than big chunky women. Its about time the world recognizes them as true sex symbols. If you are a voluptuos woman, feel free to contact me anytime....
Toast To New Orleans Neighborhoods At Howlin' Wolf Owowowowowwwwwwwwwwww
Toast to New Orleans Neighborhoods Friday, March 7 $15-$25 The Toast to New Orleans Neighborhoods will be held on the evening of Friday, March 7th at Howlin’ Wolf. Admission will be $15 for NPN members and $25 for non-members. The event will feature local music from Kirk Joseph’s Backyard Groove, theater and local food from N’awlins Flava, Casamento’s, Chateau Coffee House & Café and more, classically assembling all the elements of a typical New Orleans festival to celebrate the rebuilding of our neighborhoods. Door prizes from local artists will also be awarded to lucky festival-goers.
Life Lessons (copied From Milk And Honey) She Rocks!!
Life Lessons For over 7 years, Regina Brett was a columnist at The Beacon Journal in Akron , Ohio . During that time, she was diagnosed and successfully treated for breast cancer. Regina is now a columnist for The Plain Dealer in Cleveland , Ohio . Lessons in Life By Regina Brett To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolls over to 50 this week, so here's an update: 1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. 7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone. 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. 9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. 10. When it comes to choco
Vip Contest
I started a contest for a VIP...Need 10,000 comments but the good news is no time limit...Make sure you also show the host love...F/A/R her she loves it.....
Good Is Good But Could Be Better
I definitely don't want a man to be head over heels for me... But I will turn into a lunatic if he's not. I don't want him to pine over me and turn into a sap.. But, dammit, I WANT ALL HIS ATTENTION. How does that country song go.. "Everytime I get what I want, I come unsatisfied.. Good is good but could be better... " Holy crap, I am a total nutjob. It really sucks when you come to realize that you have more in common with the new straight-jacket Britney Spears than you do with the old hot bodied one that you used to pray all through high school would gain 100 lbs. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! I don't want to date. I don't want to fall in love.. I just want a man to be there when I call that I can do the couple stuff with. Like sleep with. And go on vacations.. I don't have time for courtship.. I don't have time for feelings.. I just want a relationship where I'm the only woman he's with, he's the only man that I'm with. We go to work.. We have dinner with the kid
Hallelujah(jeff Buckley Version)
Well I heard there was a secret chord That David played, and it pleased the Lord But you don't really care for music, do ya? Well it goes like this The fourth, the fifth The minor fall and the major lift The baffled king composing Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Well Your faith was strong but you needed proof You saw her bathing on the roof Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you she tied you to her kitchen chair And she broke your throne and she cut your hair And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Well baby I've been here before I know this room and I've walked this floor I used to live alone before I knew ya I've seen your flag on the marble arch Love is not a victory march It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Well there was a time when you let me know What's really going on below But now you never show that to me do you? An
A Moment Of Clearity
So there I was, sitting on the top of a hill that over looks 2200 acres of rolling farmland cascading graciously for as far as the eye can see. I'm sitting in a rocking chair on the porch of an old but gorgeous log cabin, circa 1840. The sun is floating downward as if on a slow moving chariot drawn by horses of nobiliy and I'm listening to a full band play to an audience of 5. There are deer off in the distance grazing in the twilight and further down the mile long driveway I can make out an eagle perched on the top of a well-kept rustic barn cuddling an overfilled pond. There is an apropos breeze teasing the leaves of near by cedars and when the band finishes each song, the silence screams. The scene becomes a water color painting as my eyes fill with grateful tears. The band begins to play an original called, "Thank you song", with an opening line of "I thank you for the things you do and all you give to me." I am unable to move my glass of wine to my lips due to my ethereal stat
What Gives
Why can’t we understand that the nature of things is to be love and to make our lives become our dreams And where has our bravery gone when someone, through tears, says our God is wrong What gives that we don’t know how to act when the old man on the corner requests money for crack And how come we cannot figure out what to say when our friend confides in us that he is gay Here we are in the midst of a life given in love thrust into the strife of living for the above and we don’t know what the angst we feel is meant to do while we run and play, going about our day, caught up in the untrue Oh sure, we put our hands together and bow our heads at the footsteps of our beds but are we praying with and to the lord or are we thinking of what we need and how we’re bored “I think you should come with me, sir. I’ve got a warm bath for you and a cup of tea, sir” Could have been a good response to that homeless gentleman who wanted drug money for his reckless addiction
St. Patrick's Day Parade
St. Patrick's Day Parade Saturday, March 15 > official website The annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade rolls down the lower section of Magazine Street and St. Charles Avenue. Marchers and riders in the parade will have plenty of green beads and doubloons and, if the visitor is really lucky, he or she might catch a coveted potato or head of cabbage. The tuxedo-clad marchers also hand out paper flowers in exchange for a kiss on the hand or cheek. Make sure you wear something green – with so many parade goers, the law of St. Paddy’s day attire is strictly enforced and if you don’t follow it, you may just get pinched. There is also a block party located at Annunciation Square, near Chippewa and Race Streets. Show up and you’ll find plenty of Irish music and dancers, food from local restaurants, arts and crafts booths, wine and beer. Off-street parking is available. All proceeds go to benefit St. Michael’s Special School
The Banana Test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, King Kong, Ape, Orangutan and a Monkey pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. > > > Who do you guess will win? > > > Your answer will reflect your personality. > > So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds > > > > Got y our answer? > Now scroll down to see the analysis. > > > > If your answer is: > > Orangutan = your dull & normal > > > Ape = you're a moron > > > Monkey = worse, you're an idiot > > King Kong < I> = your hopelessly stupid > > > > > Why????? > A Coconut tree doesn't have bananas ! > Obviously you're stressed and overworked. > Take some time off and relax ! > Try again later and see if you get it right, duh?
Ensign: Width
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 7 March 2008 He suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died, and was buried. He descended into hell. Would Pontius Pilate, the Roman-appointed governor of Judea, be remembered at all except as a historical footnote if he did not preside over Jesus' death on the cross and His burial? I expect not, and he gets billing here because, just as Jesus was born like every other man and woman who's ever walked the earth, so he also died. Granted, most of us don't go through the agony of crucifixion, but we need the reminder that Jesus did die. Wednesday night I acted in one of our church's Lenten dramas as Pilate; if the Gospels were written for the first time today, he'd probably be a middle-level manager in charge of one of the most t
Toy Stories: Hi-brow Photos From Lo-fi Cameras
Toy Stories: Hi-brow Photos From Low-fi Cameras Through Tuesday, April 1 > official website The New Orleans Photo Alliance is pleased to present “TOY STORIES: HI-BROW PHOTOS FROM LOW-FI CAMERAS,” an exhibition of 36 images that represent the world as seen by photographers using toy and homemade cameras with their inherent light leaks, fuzzy edges, and quirky perspectives. “Toy Stories” will be on view from February 16, 2008 until April 1, 2008 at the New Orleans Photo Alliance Gallery, 1111 St. Mary Street. Susan Burnstine, the Los Angeles-based photographer who served as juror for “Toy Stories,” says she “selected images that transcended the medium and would be considered strong regardless of process. Warren Harold's pinhole images made from a diapers box were not only highly ambitious but achieved a unique and surreal beauty that could not be denied. The epic, moody imagery of Rosanna Salonia endlessly inspired, and the haunting toy camera work of Matthew Yates transfo
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Are You In Love?
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So like, there's this certain someone that I've been talking to for quite awhile, but fairly recently, we've started talking more... usually daily, if we can. He. Is. Amazing. He makes me laugh, all the time, and he just KNOWS things. There's an amazing connection there, and a deep understanding of things that usually don't even need to be stated, as it's a waste of words. I didn't know that there could ever be two people so much alike that they are almost always on the same wavelength. I'm not sure where this is going, but I'm certainly willing to explore it, all of it...
Three Cheese Baked Pasta
Mozzarella, provolone and Parmesan cheeses are layered with cooked pasta, tart sour cream and tomato sauce flavored with onions and ground meat to make a deliciously hearty casserole. Prep Time: 20m Cook Time: 1h Ready in: 1h 20m Yield: 12 servings Ingredients 1 pound uncooked pasta 1 pound ground beef 1 onion, chopped 6 1/2 cups tomato pasta sauce 6 ounces provolone cheese, thinly sliced 1 1/2 cups sour cream 6 ounces mozzarella cheese, shredded 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese Directions 1. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Cook pasta in boiling water until al dente. Drain. 2. Meanwhile, cook ground meat and onion in a skillet over medium heat, stirring frequently, until meat is browned. Stir in pasta sauce, reduce heat, and simmer for 15 minutes. 3. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease a 9x13 inch baking dish. Layer the ingredients in the prepared baking dish as follows: half of the cooked pasta, all the provolo
Spinach And Tortellini Salad
This salad is a snap to make and looks and tastes very Italian. Cheese tortellini are cooked al dente and tossed with spinach, Parmesan cheese, cherry tomatoes, sliced black olives, and a prepared Italian dressing. Great barbecue salad. Prep Time: 15m Cook Time: 15m Ready in: 30m Yield: 4 servings Ingredients 1 (9 ounce) package cheese-filled tortellini 1 (10 ounce) package frozen chopped spinach, thawed and drained 1/3 cup grated Parmesan cheese 2 cups cherry tomatoes, halved 1 (2 ounce) can sliced black olives 1 (16 ounce) bottle Italian-style salad dressing Directions 1. In a large pot of salted boiling water, cook pasta until al dente, rinse under cold water and drain. 2. In a large bowl, combine the tortellini, spinach, cheese, tomatoes and olives. Add enough salad dressing to coat. Toss and season with salt and pepper. Nutrition Information Servings Per Recipe: 4 Amount Per Serving Calories: 731 cal Total Fat: 60.8 g Cholesterol: 16 mg S
Pasta Siciliano
This wonderful and easy skillet pasta dish includes sun-dried tomatoes, olives, pine nuts, feta cheese, and crushed red pepper flakes. This is an authentic alternative that gets rave reviews in our family. Prep Time: 15m Cook Time: 20m Ready in: 35m Yield: 8 servings Ingredients 1 (16 ounce) package uncooked farfalle pasta 1/4 cup olive oil 3 cloves chopped garlic 1 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes 2 tablespoons lemon juice 1/2 cup pine nuts 1 (2.25 ounce) can sliced black olives 1/2 cup chopped sun-dried tomatoes 1 cup crumbled feta cheese salt and pepper to taste Directions 1. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Place farfalle pasta in the pot, cook for 8 to 10 minutes, until al dente, and drain. 2. Heat the oil in a large skillet over medium heat, and cook the garlic until lightly browned. Mix in red pepper and lemon juice. Stir in the pine nuts, olives, and sun-dried tomatoes. Toss in the cooked pasta and feta cheese. Season with salt
Victoria's Secret Has All My Money & I Have Nothing To Show For It
Somehow over the years I've managed to give Victoria's Secret all sorts of money and have yet to benefit. VS is a slippery slope... it sounds like a good idea and you go in there with a girl and it's all sex and nearly nakedness... they see just a store for them to buy their underpants. *yawn* I'm either paying the bills or buying 3 for 25 cotton underpants or paying off balances or buying stinkin gift certificates thinking it's kindof a gift for us both. Let me dish out some advice here - don't buy your girl VS gift certificates for any occasion. She'll never cash it while she's with you. If she does, it'll just be practical shit. If she doesn't, then you're just gonna lament the idea of her using it to buy some really kinky stuff that some new guy's gonna get to see on your dime. I suggest just taking her to VS and telling her to just pick out 100 bucks worth of stuff with you in mind and then open your wallet to pay for it right there. Don't fuck around with gift ce
Lets See Who Responds
For my Real friends and to the curious soon to be friends...If you respond to this youre truely special to me to take the time out of your schedue to see what im blabbin about,lol but for real though,I have a very important question..reply back to me and i will let you know whats up. Kitty
Linguine With Clam Sauce
For a quick and easy clam sauce, toss canned clams in a pan with butter, oil, garlic, parsley, basil and pepper. Serve hot over linguini. Yield: 8 servings Ingredients 2 (6.5 ounce) cans minced clams, with juice 1/4 cup butter 1/2 cup vegetable oil 1/2 teaspoon minced garlic 1 tablespoon dried parsley ground black pepper to taste 1/4 tablespoon dried basil 1 (16 ounce) package linguini pasta Directions 1. Cook pasta according to package directions. 2. Meanwhile prepare the sauce. Combine clams with juice, butter or margarine, vegetable oil, minced garlic, parsley, basil, and pepper in a large saucepan. Place over medium heat until boiling. Serve warm over pasta. Nutrition Information Servings Per Recipe: 8 Amount Per Serving Calories: 439 cal Total Fat: 21.4 g Cholesterol: 46 mg Sodium: 113 mg Carbohydrates: 42.3 g Fiber: 2.5 g Protein: 18.6 g
Hawaiian Style Pasta
Radiatore pasta is tossed with tomato sauce, fresh pineapple chunks and chopped salami. Sprinkle with coconut flakes, if desired. Substitute farfalle or rotini pasta if you can't find radiatore pasta. Prep Time: 15m Cook Time: 10m Ready in: 25m Yield: 4 servings Ingredients 1 (8 ounce) package radiatore pasta 1 cup tomato pasta sauce 2 slices fresh pineapple, cut into pieces 2 cups chopped salami Directions 1. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add pasta and cook for 8 to 10 minutes or until al dente; drain. 2. In a medium saucepan over medium heat, toss cooked pasta with tomato pasta sauce, pineapple and salami. Cook, stirring occasionally, until sauce begins to bubble, about 10 minutes. Nutrition Information Servings Per Recipe: 4 Amount Per Serving Calories: 570 cal Total Fat: 28.5 g Cholesterol: 59 mg Sodium: 1656 mg Carbohydrates: 53 g Fiber: 3.4 g Protein: 25.6 g
To My Friend With Myyearbook Page
I have a battle on myyearbook if you can please go vote for me
Fubar Fu-king Up???
All morning, when I've been doing anything on the site, if anyone leaves me a comment my pages go all haywire, it'll throw me anywhere else...Is this happening to anyone else???
Want To Own Me For A Month :) Or Maybe Someone Else Check Out This Auction
Auction opens March 7th @12 eastern and runs for 1 week. Check out all these wonderful people below in Sweet Judy's auction.... Be sure to stop by and place your bid ... Person with the most rates gets 100,000 fu-bucks so if you're not the bidding type atleast rate your favorite! Lets all have fun and make some good offers to fu-own your favorite man or woman... ******************************************** Lady Love Indy~Sent~Dream Maker ~~Sunshine~~ ~*~Sweet~*~ Robisue Boone Pita Bunny ~*Ghost*~ Rhonda Teresa ~¢¾Jo¢¾~ Rules.. (repost of
Mumm Withdrawl
I hate to say it, because I've enjoyed them the time I've been on here, but I think that I'm being forced to quit Mumming. Not because of the Mumm police...I realize that certain comment belongs in certain places. I realize the importance of NSFW, which amuses me, because you techinically shouldn't be on here during work, you should be working. It's not even the new people, who's first efforts are marginal at best for the most part. No, it's the 20 or thirty people a Mumm who repeatedly post why it isn't a mumm. Or that it's a poll question. Or that it's been done a million times before. Did you ever stop to think, so has your sad, sad act? Are you that friggin miserable, that you spend all your time nitpicking Mumms. I know I've sent messages giving a new person a tip on how to word something so it cuts down on the asshole attacks. Sure that seems pompous, but in the long run, its better for all of us. Personally, I don't care if they're polls. I don't care if they
Explain This To Me.
This is going to be long, and well probably not very pretty, but I feel it has to be said. Although I value everyone’s opinion, don’t expect yours to sway mine. That being said... I find myself in a very difficult situation. You see I found FuBar, then CT, through my wife, and found it to be a very enjoyable place to spend my time. I'm an over the road truck driver, who happens to enjoy an open relationship with his lovely wife. Fu allows me to meet various individuals in all the wonderful cities that I get to frequent. A few months ago, a friend invited me to this lounge, The Ace Café Terror Brothers Radio. Man what a fantastic place to kill my days. So many wonderful people, all adults, great staff, man, it was like heaven on the net. But as time progressed I found things that well to be honest kinda left a bad taste in my mouth so to speak. The friend that actually invited me just up and left fu for no apparent reason. Not just the room, but the whole site. I had thought
Wifey Part 3
Both storms subsided and the 2 lovers kissed goodnight right there in the rain and said a goodbye neither wanted to speak. all the way home all she could feel taste smell and want was him...God how could it be that wonderful that perfect that intense .........She pulls over to the highway shoulder grabs her cell N calls him. "Hello" she hears then she says it like it is...Look babe I didnt get enough of you Im dying for more turn your truck around and come home with me. He doesnt think twice he turns his truck around and he speeds to where she is waiting. They push every speed limit on the way to her house they both fly out of their vehicles before thay are really stopped ..Its a magnet like attraction they are back in each others arms clothes flying off right there n the front yard. She gets the door open they cant even make it to a room right there in the entry way he slams her against the wall rips her clothes off n lifts her enough he can slide his hard cock inside her. There is no
Wifey Part2
Online lust a few typed words a few sweet nothings and shes hooked. He knows exactly how to make her feel thingsshes never felt before. Its like the words on the screen reach out and touch her caress her. They talk like that for years maybe every night maybe once a week but its always the same. he turns her on and she sits there @ her somputer making herself cum over and over. He tells her shes beautiful and she never sees what he sees but in those moments with him shes gorgeous shes ll she has ever wanted to be . she wants him she wants to feel him hold her kiss her touch her she wants to feel the hard cock shes seen so many times in pics inside her. At night when she lies down for bed she sees him she is automatically turned on by him ..she turns out the light and slowly begins to touch her self...teasing her nipples into hard pebbles rubbing her clit til shes so wet she can feel it dripping. She slides her vibrator inside of her fucking herself just wishing it was him. Then after a
Friend Is Trying To Level..
LuvsLickinPoon@ fubar ILL RTF.THANK ALL BRATT
She lies bound to the bed..hands and feet..her eyes blindfolded..not knowing what is to come next. she can hear him breathe and feel the cat-o-nine skim across her turns her on incredibly. her heart is racing her breathing is in gasps. he slides the cat-o-nine across her clit over so gently just to hear her hold her breath in erotic anticipation. he knows exactly what turns her on and he gentle slaps her beautiful skin. enough to make her quiver with desire but not enough to mar her skin. then he skims his lips across her skin from the inside of her thigh across her stomach over her ribs across her lucious breasts to her neck where he begins to nibble and tease. shes squirming beneath him completely turned on and wanting. he slides his tongue over her lips teasing then kisses back down her body taking the same path he took on his way up but spending more time on her nipples teasing until they are hard as pebbles n he can feel her heart beat under them. back down to her inner t
To The Lost
To the lost poems of body and soul lost forever in dreams untold. untold to those who might cry in dispair lost to ears that wait for a word of care to these peoms i dedicate this you are not lost, just untold bliss you are not hidden in a final dream but in my mind, waiting.....unseen.
A Thought.
Why is it that we always do what's expected of us? I took a walk today, just because I wanted to. Way further then I should have, But enjoyed every minute I was out. And every car that passed me all I could think was that where ever they were going. They probably felt they had to go there. A purpose, I almost felt a sort of jealousy for a time I, after all, was just walking. I didn't know where I was for a while. That time was my favorite. That's the time where I began to think "what's the fun In going somewhere If you always know where it is?" (It made sense to me at the time, And still at this point) But soon I found myself. On the street I live. More cars passed but the jealousy was gone, Each car brought pitty for those who spend all of there time looking for that destination. Even now writing this It seems that every person, should say "because I felt like it" at least once a day, and mean it. That if even just for a second, obligation shouldn't matte
Mud-stained wings and blood-filled kisses, Heavenly sharp fingers and murderous lustful eyes, Distorted blurry images And Summer of fetishes. Chaos, Insanity, Confusion, Erotica. It was love that drove us mad, And I continue to drown In this Forever growing Pandemonium Of Lust
My Night's
Dreams are elusive like the shimmer in fresh dew. So distant, abusive Nightmares, please don't come true. Yet one night I can't help but want this dear life with pure colors felt but no agony, no strife. Other nights I flip out, I wake up, I cry, I wail. Sobs bubble up and I just shout. My body quivers, my skin so pale. The time's right, there's laughter- The end is near, hope has gone to gloom- Maybe just maybe there's happily ever after- But maybe the blood stains shall bloom. There is no way to evade the nightmares or the dreams. I can't help what my dark mind has made. I lash out, I freak out, emptily I scream. Great dissatisfaction when I open my eyes- The happiness impossible, never to be. Crazed laughter transforms to cries, "Oh please, oh please, let that happen to me." Exhaustion is too tempting When the other choice is sleep The choice is wavering. So maybe tonight, I'll just hope to dream tomorrow. And hope dreams are possible in this impossible dream.
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Have You Ever...
This is the feeling i get around this wonderfull woman. I love you with all my heart Hope. You're simply perfect. To really love a woman To understand her You gotta know her deep inside Hear every thought See every dream And give her wings when she wants to fly And when you find yourself Lying helpless in her arms You know you really love a woman When you love a woman You tell her that she’s really wanted When you love a woman You tell her that she’s the one She needs somebody To tell her that it’s gonna last forever So tell me have you ever really Really really ever loved a woman To really love a woman Let her hold you Do you know how she needs to be touched ? You gotta breath her Really taste her To you can feel her in your blood Then when you can see your unborn children in her eyes You know you really love a woman When you love a woman You tell her that she’s really wanted When you love a woman You tell her that she’s the one She needs som
None of my words... Nothing i can say... Will change the way... The world is Turning... Never allowed to love... soul of hate... soul of darkness... ocean of blood... Never to know... Never to see... Never to feel anything...
My Birthday
Is On the 23rd... I'll Be 20 Years Old Woot! Still Thinking Of What I'm Gonna Do
A poem is something, Not everyone can write, A poem can make, Long and restless nights, A poem can be, Anything you feel, A poem is also, Something you can steal, A poem is personal, From the start to the end, A poem is one time, No one can pretend. Because when you write one, It may be filled with doubt, A poems a good thing, Because its my way out.
All my life i've wanted to be normal, wanted to be like everyone else, want to be the same I talked to different people, did different things, but still I am the same, just me Everytime I tried to be the same it just seemed to make me more different Like everyone just shut me out and didn't want me to be like them Then one day I realized, I am normal, I am like everyone else, I am the same Every one wants to fit in, everyone at one time or another feels this way I learned being different wasn't a curse, it's what makes us unique This was just my turn
A Lesson From A Leech
A Lesson from the Leech February 26, 2008 by Jason Jackson It may be difficult to see how a leech could teach a lesson, but the book of Proverbs suggests this lowly, blood-sucking creature can. Let us learn from the leech. There are some things that never say, “That’s enough.” Agur, the son of Jakeh (see Proverbs 30:1), sets before our minds this idea of “insatiable things.” The leech has two daughters: give and give. Three things are never satisfied; four never say, “Enough”—Sheol, the barren womb,the land never satisfied with water, and the fire that never says,”Enough” (30:15-16). These verses form a proverbial riddle (see 1:6). What do you think is the point of these verses? The “answer” is not expressly stated; I assume we are supposed to think about this for a minute. I imagine that we need to give it some thought for a while. “Hmm . . . there are some things that never say, ‘That’s enough.’” A clue here is that the writer uses a “numeric proverb” (see 6:16). The
Product Launch Formula 2 Review
Click Here For An Honest Product Launch Formula 2 Review Product Launch Formula was created by Jeff Walker, and it was a huge success. Product Launch Formula 2 is going to be launched and you will find the Product Launch Formula 2 Review here. A little about Jeff Walker in his own words, "When I started publishing a free newsletter on the internet in 1996 a lot of people laughed - including some of my family and friends. And then when I told them I was going to start charging $700.00 a year for an email newsletter, they REALLY started laughing. That was in late December, 1996. And you know what? Right now I am the only one laughing, and I am laughing all the way to the bank. Now I want to be completely honest... so far, I have only done that "six figures in seven days" once. But I have done $20,000 or $30,000 in seven days many times. Let me repeat that... many times. Often enough so my bank no longer bats an eye when it happens. And to continue with the disclaimers -
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Love doesn't look at black or white For those are only colors Love doesn't look at 25 or 30 For age is only a number Love doesn't look at rich or poor For money is only paper Love doesn't look at faults only perfections For in the eyes of loved one everything is good When you love someone you love them for what's inside Not because they're black or white, not because they're you age not because they're rich, but because of what's inside Love is blind to everything but what you love them for
Broken And Healing
This week I came back after havin my heart totally stomped on and crushed by someone I thought I could love and trust with it. Sometimes I wonder if they really know what they did to me. We no longer talk to one another after what happened between us. The only advice I have learned is when a person say's I love you so quick after talking to you and convinces you that so quickly don't trust them. I love this person to death honestly I do but I fell for them way to quickly though and should have never done it. So all you people out there lookin for love take your time it ain't worth the rushing at all the person will come to you when the time is right. This next part is for the one who is helping me so much on healing these day's. You started to feel like a ginny pig well please don't feel that way. I actually am having feelings for you just afraid to express them because my last experience. Be patient and understand we will take it one day at a time and we will both know what we
Screwed Beyond Belief
well once again life has taken a huge shit on me....i was supposed to move to pennsylvania this weekend and now that plan has been shot all to pieces, can live with my ex anymore cuz shes close to be evicted and now im about o be homeless once again....My family cant help me at all! Damnit! Why does my life keep getting fucked up....what the hell did i do to deserve all this bad luck?? Im so very close to committing suicide and ending mky shitty life and trying again in the next life....maybe i wont have such bad luck next time around. (rate and comment)
She is kinky and has a clever smile, She will make you think about her all the while, She moves her body to the beat, It makes your want to skeet skeet skeet, Her eyes glimmer with beauty, But being sexy isnt her only duty, She tilts her head and bites her finger, And in your mind those thoughts still linger, Her skin so soft and body so smooth, She will make you think about making a dirty move, But you can't it's not her style, She will tease you with her sexy smile, I'll bet her lips are sweet as candy, Thinking about it will get you randy, You can look but you can't touch, But the temptation is almost too much, She is so kinky and so clever, Trust me she knows how to raise your lever
What An Excellent Lesson This Teacher Shares.
What an excellent lesson this teacher shares. A Lesson That Should Be Taught In All Schools Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock, did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with the permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she removed all of the desks out of her classroom. When the first period kids entered the room they discovered that there were no desks. Looking around, confused, they asked, 'Ms. Cothren, where're our desks?' She replied, 'You can't have a desk until you tell me what you have done to earn the right to sit at a desk.' They thought, 'Well, maybe it's our grades.' 'No,' she said. Maybe it's our behavior.' She told them, 'No, it's no
Hate Me
My life is chaos I never denied it Walls crumble Others are fortified You can say what you want You can even tear me apart But my will is done Hate me Deny me Go ahead Sacrifice me I open up myself Reliving old wounds Painful reminders Of what I believed true Say what you want Tear me apart What's done is done Rape me Kill me Can't you see You only fulfill me
030708 Dilbert
YOU You in my mind, I can't get you free. You are so tightly locked in, and your indentations are unbecoming to me. My eyes show my soul is tired and weak. The struggle is taking to long, and is not what I need. I cry out deeply, release yourself from me. But at the same time I know, I have chained myself in. I am allowing you there, allowing you to do it to me. The scares become more as the days go through. Only your love can set me free, from unforgettable days that use to be. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved
Am I Wrong..or Medication Time?
if one is hyper sexual are they wrong for having sex alot...ALOT! me and darkness have really been postulating on this quandry for quite some time.....considering we both have extremely short attention spans. safe sex is a given and we are selective so its not like total bad bad icky. i dont think we`re addicts...yet...but how do you get the mind set to just pick one? with so many beautiful people out there i am over stimulated with thoughts all the time!and it is now time for meds...scratch that...we are good girls now..darkness honey, wipe the drool from your chin!
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Who Wants Fu Bucks
Who Wants FU Bucks Ok here is my comp, I have a folder that contains 100 Scenery Pictures. All you have to do is Rate them either a 10 or 11 & I will give you 2500 fu bucks, Rate 10 or 11 & Comment & I will give you 5000 fu bucks. Just message me when you have done. Just Click the link below to take you to the first picture Thanks Dave
Feet Fetish
I did this set just for those that have requested more feet. There are over 50 photos of nothing but my feet and different items. The items I used in the set will also be used in future sets coming very soon. It will be on my site after 5:00 p.m. CST today. Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame
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