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NotMe's blog: "11 Rules of Fubar"

created on 03/07/2008  |  http://fubar.com/11-rules-of-fubar/b195577

Rules

THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways. SEVEN Who really gives a shit if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up! EIGHT Little 6th graders who have fubar and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here. NINE If you have decided to read this, you are a true fubar Friend. Real friends read their bulletins. TEN I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains (if they have them). ELEVEN And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight," IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!! This is a test to see how many people in your friends list actually pay attention to you. Copy and repost in your own bulletin as 11 rules of fubar.
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