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The Hair Dryer
The Hair Dryer A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' 'Of course. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?' 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.' 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?' 'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.' Roarin

My Amazing Fu Friends
Many people on here have become good friends to me, too many to single out each one. So this is a thank you to everyone whos became a friend. Eah of you are special in your own way. Yes some are younger, some are older, but you each help me at some point. Some with a kind word, some witha perverted statement, and some by simply listening. Therea re a fewwho are there more the others but thats alright. Hopefully you all know Im here for you in any way I can be! You aer all great people and wonderful friends. Thank you for all you guys have done!

Sobbing Like A Baby!
I am sitting here crying out of control because I think I am kidding myself when I say that Anthony is doing better. Yes I am sure he is staying away from drugs but he still has no motivation for doing his homework, no motivation for getting a job and now no motivation to get his license. Maybe I should rephrase that. He thinks he can do what he wants and not have to do anything for it. He thinks he should be able to get his license next month and have us buy him a truck on top of it. Where did I go wrong? I am feeling like a complete failure at the moment. IUgh. I need to just get over it and come up with a plan. Peter and I tried to talk to him tonight about him not turning in some assignments and he started in about how all we do is "bitch" at him. How nice is he for saying that to us? Real respectful isn't he? His 16th birthday is next month. That is an important birthday. I would normally be throwing him a big party. I can't even think about throwing him part

My Girl Crystal
The military brought us together. Now we talk almost daily. We have went through some rough patches but always came out on top. Have helped each other through lonely times, happy days, and even heart breaks. People find it funny that we are so close. Not sure if its because our names are the same or because we are both head over heals for an Army man. But we are close like sisters. Go by the motto "Chicks before Dicks" because it will be a cold day in hell a man comes between us. With all the guys we talk to I think between the boh of us we've heard it all. No matter what we stick togeter proving our friendship to be strong. You are a beautiful angel and Im glad to have you as a friend!

My Dear Friend Jeff
You have come into my life as a wonderful friend. We talk day and night. You are always there for me. And I try returning the favor. Having someone like you in my life is a miracle! You understand me more than most. YOu know what it feels like to go through some of the same stuff I do. In all honesty you are just and amazing man! Hopefully this is a friendship that will last forever because it seems so perfect. No matter what we always can turn to each other. There may be an age difference but maybe thas what makes us so close. We know what the other needs to smile and do everything we can to make sure they have it. And when people hear us talk they can tell we care. All in all hunni you are an AMAZING friend!

Bling Bling Bitc*es
So I have gone and done it again! Got myself into a give away! AND I ONLY HAVE 2 weeks to get 8500 comments! This lil hood girl needs her some FU BLING! So here's my deal, stop by leave some comments and I'll pay you! 1000 fu bux for every 100 comments! It's simple, 1000 fu bux for what will take you maybe 20 minutes? And you are helping a friend out!! So what do you say? Bling a girl out!! Just click the the photo below!!

How?
Went days withou a word Figured she was busy Got the call at work Shes been in the hospital Has staples in her head Its a miracle shes alive Im still in shock Cant believe its really true Shes my best friend How did this happen to her?

The Call
Things were going good Until I got the call She was in a bad accident Been in th hospital Her car got totalled She got her pretty bad How can life come crashing down So young and beautiful Now scared to death Shes lucky to be here Yet I am so upset We've been friends forever I want to be there

Hurt
I know we will never be I've came to face it, you see It still hurts like hell Back to my old life, entrapt in a shell Tired of breaking out to be pulled back Why can't my life just stay on track I love her, but I cannot say it She needn't know.. It's the gods honest truth

Realize ~ Colbie Caillat
Take time to realize That your warmth is Crashing down on in Take time to realize That I am on your side Didn't I, didn't I tell you But I can't spell it out for you No it's never gonna be that simple No I can't spell it out for you If you just realize What I just realized Then we'd be perfect for each other And we'll never find another Just realize What I just realized We'd never have to wonder If we missed out on each other, now Take time to realize Oh oh, I'm on your side Didn't I, didn't I tell you Take time to realize This all could pass you by Didn't I tell you. But I can't spell it out for you No it's never gonna be that simple No I can't spell it out for you If you just realize What I just realized Then we'd be perfect for each other And we'll never find another Just realize What I just realized We'd never have to wonder If we missed out on each other, but It's not the same No it's never the same If you don't feel it too If you meet

Military Dedication 3
With each day that passes we lose anohter soldier. While someone not serving is putting him down. His family gets the horrible news only to hear someone say they are glad hes gone. People blame the men and women serving for this war when in reality they are only doing their job. They dont want to leave their family and friends but they have no choice. It breaks my heart when someone bad mouths the military. If the men and women didnt willingly serve people would bedrafted against their will. What would be said then? Would the soldiers still be blamed? Each day I do my best to speak to at least one person serving. Leting them know they are supporte and thought of. Is it that hard to make soldier feelgood about serving their country? They will see and do stuff we could never dream of. So honestly how hard is it to show a little appreciation? They are the reason we have our freedom. For Freedom definitely isnt free!

Photobucket Illustrations Quiz ?>)
Body: Here's how it works:1. Go to www.photobucket.com (don't sign in)2. Type in your answer to the question in the "search" box3. Use only the first page4. Copy the html and paste for the answer1. What's your first name?luellen2. What is your relationship status?in a relationship3. Who is your celebrity crush?johnny depp4. What are you listening to right now?joan jett5. What is your favorite movie?Zorro6. Who is your favorite band?U27. Name an alcoholic beverage?Absolut vodka8. Where is your dream vacation?Atlantic City

Daughter's Update
She is home now and has a big recovery ahead of her. Physical therapy, mental therapy, just alot of healing! Thank-u to all that has prayed for her and that has come to visit her with uplifting gifts! Just seeing all of ur concern and smiling faces have helped ease the pain and suffering! Hold fast to those around u and don't take anything for granted, my life is hectic but it could have been the worst i could ever imagined. She could have been gone in that instant and i now hold every waking moment with her as being precious! She doesn't know how special she really is to me and how she is MY hero! Thank u God for giving her to me! Concentrate on this sentence: To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did' > >> When God takes something from your grasp, He's not punishing you, but > >> merely opening your hands to receive something better. > >> > >> Concentrate on this sentence..... 'The will of God will never take you > >> where the Grace of God will not

I Thinks It's A Tumor....
AIGHT, TONIGHT I HAVE HAD A BOTTLE OF CAPTAIN MORGANS, 16 STEEL RESERVES, 8 LORTABS, AND ABOUT A QUARTER OF KILLER POT....AFTER ALL THIS IN THE LAST 2 HOURS I BARELY HAVE A BUZZ. I THINK I HAVE A TUMOR, OR AT LEAST I HOPE I DO...A TUMOR I CAN GET RID OF. IF I HAD THE DREADED TOLERANCE DISEASE THERE IS NO CURE. I WOULD BE DOOMED. BLOWING ALL MY CASH ON BIGGER AND BETTER BUZZ'S. THAT'S JUST HELL ON EARTH. SO FOR ANY DOCTORS OUT THERE. I NEED A DIAGNOSIS. TUMOR, WHICH IS GOOD, OR THE DREADED TOLERANCE!!! I NEED SOMETHING NEW A CURE SOMETHING!!! HELP!! PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND PISSED, BUT NOT PISSED. NOW ENJOY!!

Peace (a Poem)
A dream won in bloodshed Splattered across a nation broken promises, hearts and bones golden eyes glistening A poisoning of lead the glory of temptation life cast on an iron throne are you even listening? Do plants not compete for sunlight animals for a mate Fire and water to quench peace is in denial Can you see the peace fight? killing us in a days fate niggers were lynched so we smiled, to be senile be offensive be proud god smiles at your sins poly mono STD bombing WTC stock market Jesus some one feed us

Life
" who do you turn to when the only person in the world that can stop you from crying, is exactly the one making you cry?" " it breaks your heart to see the one you love is happy with someone else, but its more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you." "why do you say you care for me if you are only going to leave me?"

Military Dedication 2
You complain your cold Hes soaked and lost his coat You complain you missed your show He cant rememberthe last one he seen You complain your friend bought the same shirt He matches his buddies daily You tell your mother you hate he He writes home telling his how much he misses her Each day we take the little things for granted not thinking of ou friends and family serving this country. Next time you want to complain remember the men and women serving who miss the luxeries you have. Just stop being selfish and think of a soldier.

Baby #3?!?!!?
Anyone who knows me or has viewed the pictures on my profile knows that I'm a single father of a handsome little boy named Ethan. He's my world, and I bust my ass on the road so he can have anything he wants or needs. His mother had another little boy over a year ago with another man, and as confusing and frustrating as it may seem, I reserved judgment and kept things civil, all for the sake of my son. And I will admit, being a single parent with 2 children is harder than any full time job. And I won't sit here and try to get on some soap box and berate or insult her, because at the end of the day, she's still the mother of my son. With all that said, I got a phone call earlier today from her. Long story short, she's pregnant for the THIRD time in 3 years!! And yes, by a different man than the guy who fathered the 2nd child. Needless to say, I'm just lost right now. All I can think about is a more difficult struggle than is already happening, money being tight, family drama, baby

Graveyard Of Thedarkshadow
Through the mists and the biting frost, a dark shadow walked the same steady route every night. The only graveyard in the area, which had been there for hundreds of years, was kept on the outer edge of town hidden behind a small wood but spanning tens of acres. The same silent path through the woods and into the garden of stone. She had come here every night for years. She felt like she knew every person that now slept peacefully in the field of granite and marble. She thought she could feel the spirits watch her stroll by and she knew that they were glad for the company. The night was almost completely dark, but the moon had began to wax anew. The frost in the grass crunched lightly under the trudging of her high leather boots. The wind crept smoothly around the statues of saints and angels and wound its way around obelisks and sepulchers. The shadowed girl hugged her long leather coat close to her body to keep out the wind's sting, her long wool scarf drifted behind her like a black

Contest: Please Read
Proposal for a contest that I am going to have _ read at the bottom for an update. Update is also posted in a new blog Winner will get* 1,000,000 Fubucks 1 month VIP 1 Bling pack Official certificate of kicking ass that I will make People eligible* On Fubar Has a salute No one I live with or have lived with None of my exs None of my future exs Must have alot of free time Overview* The contest will be similar to reality TV shows, where I will select a number of willing participants and add them into my family. (Sorry current peeps, you have to go for a short time) These entered in the contest will get a weekly "Challenge". Ill post the new challenges on Monday nights. You will get 48 hours to complete these tasks. So, as of Wednesday night, you need to ready. I will then post the items in a family only folder for you to vote on each other. Each of you will get 2 postive votes on what you think is the best completed task. (Because people will always

Not Sure I Can
Years have passed Things have changed My feelings have grown Become deeper thn planned You tell me they cant So I've backed away Letting my heart move on Trying to forget And go back to normal But my feelings are different Not sure I can

Yay Who Wants To Get Tramatised?
Fire in the Sky is on SciFi right now! I think I'll watch it and have nightmares for another 12 years! I remember when my mom's friend took me to see this in the theater! God. They totally made it seem like no big deal. It is the most horrifying movie I've ever seen. damn aliens.

What We Used To Be
You dont see what you mean to me. Ive tried telling you but you wont listen. And now you wonder why I've backed away kind of into the shadows when it comes to you. Its obvious you love her and she loves you even though your relationship is struggling. Therefore these feelings I have cant be. All they will do is cause problems so if I back away I will be safe. Gaurding my heart like I should have a long time ago. You barely can never be the wayI was before. I know you want it back to the way it used to be as do I but every time I even think about it I remember how you make me feel, and thats a feeling Im trying to avoid. You have found my soft side and a place in my heart. I never want to lose you but I knowI cant love you either. So I honestly dont know what will happen but I really hope we can stay friends.

My Account
Hello everybody, I am writing this to let everyone know that I am deleting my account here on FUBAR. This place has become too much drama and too much bullshit for my liking. My business is kicking pretty good and this place was to be a place where I could stop and chill. PFFT! That wasn't happening now was it? LMAO, Anywho.......those that I have met I appreciate all you have done for me and the friendships I have made. For those of you that I haven't had the chance to talk to or get to know......GOOD LUCK! Alot of drama in that computer screen when you type in www.fubar.com..BEWARE! I tried to stay away from the drama and bullshit and I am proud that I have done a very good job at it. I have my business to run and my children to finish raising. As well as the sunlight of spring nearing us! I will be out in it! I love the outdoors, so when I am not working thats where I will be. Having fun and living my life and not for those in the drama of "As the FU Turns" So on that note

Todays Spotlight Rigged 2-28-08
TODAYS SPOTLIGHT IS RIGGED BY STAFF(REPOST} date: 2008-02-28 19:31:38 HAVE YOU SEEN HOW BABYJESUS RIGGED TODAYS SPOTLIGHT TO PUT FUBAR TSHIRTS IN SPOTLIGHT.EVERYONE KNOWS THE SPOTLIGHT HAS BEEN GOING FOR BETWEEN 5 TO 7 MILLION A DAY SO EVERYONE IN THERE RIGHT MIND KNOWS NOBODY CAN GET SPOTLIGHT FAIR FOR 1 BUC Winner: fubar T-Shirts! Level: fubar supporter (100) Winning Bid: 1 fuBuck

Gary Allan Just Says It So Perfecctly For Me
Half of my mistakes I made, stone cold sober Half of my mistakes I've made, at closing time Half the time I never saw it coming, until it was over Oh, and half of my mistakes I've made with love the line Half of my mistakes I swear, I should've known better Half of my mistakes were just amongst friends You get a little distance on it, the truth is clearer On, and half of my mistakes I'd probably make 'em again [Chorus:] If I had it all to do over I'm sure I'd win and lose just as much But spend alot less time on right and wrong And a lot more time on love Half of my mistakes I've made 'cause I was moving to quickley Half of them where made 'cause my heart was moving too slow Nobody can tell you a damn thing, if you ain't listening Oh, And half of my mistakes I've made 'cause I could'nt let go [Chorus:] If I had it all to do over I'm sure I'd win and lost just as much But spend alot less time on right and wrong And a lot more time on love Half of my mista

Wanting You
Wanting You How can I tell of this feeling that comes over me, It happens every time it is your face that I see, This feeling comes straight from my heart, And brings me pain since we are apart. Wishing for the feel of your body in my arms, Keeping you safe from this world and all its harms, The feel of the touch of your warm sweet lips, The gentle caressing of your soft finger tips. The look of your eyes looking into mine, Wanting you here, right by my side, Holding you close as we watch the stars above, Holding you again after we have made love. How I long to hear again the sound of your voice, I would be forever by your side if I had my choice, I want you to know that you are the world to me, With you by my side, I can finally be free. No matter the paths in life that we must take, I want you to know, your love I will never forsake, And I know you must do the things you need to do, And I will be left here, forever wanting you, So go my sweet darlin

Songs Stuck In My Head....
THESE ARE THE THREE SONGS STUCK IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW....DUNNO WHY, THEY JUST ARE. WHITE KIDS LOVE HIP HOP!! white kids love hip hop and disc jocks, go-carts and fist fights, getting drunk on bud then getting high like a pitch pipe. are you an mc chris type; a hip hop lovin’ half pint? then just turn on your heartlight. a bunsen burner barfly. this is our time blast it from the boombox, liberate the goondocks, saw your cousin in a tube top, bust a nugget in a tube sock. it’s tupac, it’s big pop, it’s hip hop, it don’t stop. I love that song, I love that groove. motherfucker, well I can’t help but move. so if you don’t mind, if it’s alright with you I’m gonna get in the electric slide line just to prove that: chorus – white kids love hip hop x3 white kids love hip hop and axel, tractors and rambo, playing unreal tournament with infinite ammo. taggers and vandals in black socks and sandals, doin as many drugs as they can motherfuckin’ handle. skippin’ school,

Frauds
Someone brought to my attention there is a person passing herself off as me on another site. I hate going on other places, but I had to see. Sure enough, some 50 year old woman was trying to say she was me. What the hell is this world coming to if you can not even be yourself in the photos you present people. Wait til the dumbasses that want to meet her see she isn't me. Would love to be a fly on the wall at that meeting.

Release
Release Daylight fades as darkness falls, Deep in my soul a cry echoes off the walls, It cries out, time and again, Forever searching for the end. Searching for a way to stop the pain, Slowly, oh so slowly, going insane, For once there was a heart in my chest, Now only a bleeding hole is all that is left. For once I gave all my love to you, But your love, I found was not true, And as you walked away I wept, For you ripped out the beating heart from my chest. So I face this night all alone, And from my lips escapes a moan, This night’s the same as so many before, God knows I can’t take any more. So I pray to the Gods to find release, Give me some way to finally find peace, Even if it means my death, Let me finally find rest. DQA

Fulfilled
Fulfilled I want you to know my sweet darling, That even though the miles keep us apart, Thoughts of you are to me, a special thing, And you fill the emptiness here in my heart. How I wish that you could be near, Holding you tightly in my arms, As I whisper softly in your ear, Just how beautiful I think you are. And how I want to softly caress, The sweet curves of your tender lips, Fulfilled with the love for you no less, Touching you gently with my finger tips. I know you wonder how I can feel this way, How I can say that you fill my heart, And tell you that my love forever will stay, It's by your loving me and being who you are. And so I am right back at the start, Of telling you of the love that I feel, And of the feeling here in my heart, And with you I am total fulfilled. DQA

Collared
Collared Though you kneel with my collar on you neck, Know that I will always treat you with respect, For in the surrendering of yourself you me, You will be able to set your soul free. For when with me you find yourself bound, It is only then, that your true self is found, For in giving of yourself to my demands, I will protect your heart held in my hands. For you have willingly now become my slave, And in my heart you will always stay, The giving of your freedom was not a forced demand, For the collar you wear was placed by your own hand. And I will treasure what you have freely given, And as your Master, will give you a life worth living, And if your faith in me remains true, I will always be here to take care of you. So the collar you wear is a symbol for all to see, All that you have freely given to me, But it is also a sign of my pledge to you, That on my life, I will provide everything for you. DQA

From My Ex G/f
I believe the sun should never set upon an argument, I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands, I believe that beauty magazines promote low self esteem, I believe I'm loved when I'm completely by myself alone, I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality, I believe that trust is more important than monogamy, I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul, I believe forgiveness is the key to your own happiness, I believe in love surviving death into eternity, I believe in Karma, what you give is what you get returned I believe you can't appreciate real love 'til you've been burned I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye

Your Purpose In Life....
...i know you feel that your purpose here is far greater than the things that you are doing now...only you know how to harness it...the rest of us. are just here to stand next to you and support you...i still dont know what mine is...but i feel that im getting close to something that feels real...and the more people that are breaking free and searching for their own purposes.... fuels my machine inside me to keep moving forward...for some reason i think that i can see through alot of people and i hate that...but most i can still see...and hopefully im fueling some of their passions...and i always see you when i look at you...and you dont even have to say a word...and i can soak in your energy...thats huge power...all of us have it...but most just move their eyes away...and look through it...there are times when i want to give up...but i always make myself take a step...alone...i get the chills when i think about if everybody could love and respect each other and combine this energy...n

Twisted Heart
walking calmly through the ether seeing what may come from the journey a bright light up ahead, fear fills me hiding from the light, taking to the shadows reaching out, taking a piece of the light the light flares demanding it back apologizing to the light, I explain my intentions the light seems pleased and I emerge from the shadows Now I walk with the light, emotions and thoughts pure But the light wants more, more than I am asks me to be something I am not lashing out at any perceived wrong confused I walk with the light, trying to meet it's needs maintaining my own sense of self all the while the light lashes out again, offering so much I try to fulfill again, only to anger the light releasing a deep sigh, I fall back to the shadows nursing the burns from walking in the light emotions still strong, confusion stronger where do I stand? with the light or in the shadows? I will learn in time, as we all must

If Hugs And Kisses
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOX IF HUGS AND KISSES IF HUGS AND KISSES GREW ON TREES I WOULD PICK THEM FOR YOU, I WOULD HAVE TO SHARE THEM BECAUSE I COULD NOT KEEP THEM ALL TO MYSELF, I WOULD HUG AND KISS YOU IN THE MORNING, I WOULD HUG AND KISS YOU IN THE AFTERNOON, I WOULD HUG AND KISS YOU IN THE EVENING, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU. FOR HUGS AND KISSES ARE GIFTS FROM THE HEART. XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOX ~SWEET&KINKY 2008~

Sex Under Water
My friends and I went to a party and let me tell you the guys there were fucking amazing! I officially can say I had sex at the bottom of the pool with scuba gear on. I thought it wasn't possible but, I was wrong. He rode me like there was no tomorrow and let me tell you it didn't take long for both of us to cum. When we got out of the pool, the two us fucked for a good 3-4 hrs non-stop. God I'm a horny little bitch lol!!! love always, Stacy

I Am Not Even Sure What This Is For..but Help Me/rates And Comments Plz..teetude...
I am not even sure what this is for..but help me/rates and comments plz..teetude... http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1154590&albumid=875303&i=2862465157

North Catasauqua 2 Blaze House Fire
North Catasauqua 3rd Alarm House Fire Dwelling Fire on 4th street in Catasauqua, Pa I got waked up hearing this one satruday morning.Waking up my nephew crying.Glad everybody was safe that saturday morning.It was sad that they lost their houses.People are working on bulding the houses again for them.

Mike Smith Dead At 64
LONDON (AP) - "Dave Clark Five" lead singer Mike Smith died from pneumonia Thursday, his agent said. He was 64. Smith died at the Stoke Mandeville Hospital outside of London less than two weeks before he and his band mates were due to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland, Ohio, Margo Lewis said. Smith provided vocals, keyboards, and song-writing for The Dave Clark Five, one of many British rock acts whose music swept across the United States in the 1960s during the so-called "British Invasion." The Beatles were the best remembered. But between 1964 and 1966, one British hit followed another across the Atlantic, with bands such as The Rolling Stones and The Animals conquering America's charts. The "Dave Clark Five" claimed a string of U.S. billboard hits, including "Because," "Glad All Over," and "I Like it Like That." The band made 12 appearances on the "Ed Sullivan" show, a record for any British act. The group's antics were captured in John Boor

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Gates Of Heaven
Gates of Heaven I want to quench, this sexual thirst that is inside of me I want to drink until full, from your untainted reservoir down below Let me open the tap, that releases the essence of your flowing river Feel me cradle it with my lips, and relinquish you of your succulent juices My hands are firmly on your hips, my tongue engaged in opening your folds Unlocking the gates of your canal, working feverishly for you to flood a parched desert I can feel your building pressure, your legs are tense and your clitoris... hardening I am listening for your cries, your cries that your waters run free, cries of ecstasy I love the feel of your thighs, with a touch, I can make them open wide And the fact that your hands are holding my head, lets me know that you are about to explode Scream for me louder, I hear you, as my tongue's storm rocks the man in the boat I can feel your release, as the gates of heaven open and flood the land... Mystic Guardian Copyrig

Boyd Coddington Dead At 63
LOS ANGELES (AP) - Car-building legend Boyd Coddington, whose testosterone-injected cable TV reality show "American Hot Rod" introduced the nation to the West Coast hot rod guru, has died. He was 63. Coddington died Wednesday at Presbyterian Intercommunity Hospital in suburban Whittier. His La Habra office spokeswoman Amanda Curry wouldn't disclose the cause of death. Coddington, who started building cars when he was 13 and once operated a gas station in Utah, set a standard for his workmanship and creativity, with his popular "Cadzilla" creation considered a design masterpiece. The customized car based on a 1950s Cadillac was built for rocker Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top. "That was a groundbreaking car. Very cool," said Dick Messer, executive director of the Petersen Automotive Museum in Los Angeles. "He did things to hot rods and customs that weren't being done by anyone else. But the main thing is he designed cars that were drivable." Coddington was a machinist by trade,

Problems Again
Well people I have not been on here in a while. Alot of things going on. I just found out I'm haveing liver problems and more respatory problems on top of that. I cant let it get me down tho. I have my kids to worry about first. I'm still single. I lost all trust in the male race. I got fucked over by ex. Are there any males out there not looking to fuck us females over anymore???? But anyway my life sucks. Thought I would let you all know whats been going on. You all take care.

Thirsty Thursday
Here it is...thursday...just another day in the life ya know? Been working on cleaning the house, doing school work and trying to keep myself busy to keep from going crazy. I really wish I had a life sometimes.

Help Me
Im in a giveaway for a VIP.. I need Your Help!!! I need 20,000 comments to get it.. Please come and rate my pic and comment as much as you can! I really appreciate any help you could give and if you can ask your friends to come rate n comment as well! Thanks again All.. Much Luv! Buster_Hyman Here's the link to the pic in the contest! Click the Pic!!!

022808 Fluffy Starr Blog
VLOG: "Patch This! Patch That!" Konichiwa! P-p-patch know-how!!! Just stuff I get asked about the (Fluffy Starr sew-on) patches. Sort of instructional, but gets a bit silly at times... You know me. I couldn't do anything with a straight face if my life depended on it. (Yes, I used to have innappropriate giggle fits at churchy times.) So check it out at Fluffy Starr TeeVee where it's "All Fluffy Starr. All the time. Just cuz." Lots o' stuff going on behind the scenes. LOTS! Can't tell you right now. But later, I will. Yep, I'm one busy girliepie. Hope everyone is doing well. Tomorrow is Friday! Yeah-huh! x Fluffy.

Wokin' For A Livin....
The things we do for love.....:) As many of you know I haven't been around much lately and the reason being: I WANT NEW EXHAUST ON MY TRUCK!! This week I'll be putting in about 12 hours of OT and even more next week. Recent events have shown me that all I really love in life is sittin' on 4 wheels in my driveway and that's what I need to focus on. I'm tired of drama and wanna-be relationships. If any man wants to be a part of my life, he's gonna have to understand that he rates last. Family and my trucks tie for first place (because I need my trucks to visit my family and my family has the parts I need to build my project-trucks so yeah, it's a tie). I absolutely LOVE my job and have applied to be a permanent employee and hopefully will hear something back on that soon. All in all, I thank certain friends for the smiles, even early in the morning, and the rib-aching laughs. Jamie, I'm so glad you joined up. We've been through a lot together my dear, sweet, and juicy-sexy friend. Glad w

The Beatles- Here Comes The Sun
Okay so one of my fav songs, and I'm wicked stoked I found this vid because Simpsons+Beatles= ya luv you long time. LOL! Here comes the sun, here comes the sun, and I say it's all right Little darling, it's been a long cold lonely winter Little darling, it feels like years since it's been here Here comes the sun, here comes the sun and I say it's all right Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces Little darling, it seems like years since it's been here Here comes the sun, here comes the sun and I say it's all right Sun, sun, sun, here it comes... Sun, sun, sun, here it comes... Sun, sun, sun, here it comes... Sun, sun, sun, here it comes... Sun, sun, sun, here it comes... Little darling, I feel that ice is slowly melting Little darling, it seems like years since it's been clear Here comes the sun, here comes the sun, and I say it's all right It's all right

New Heart Break...
where do i even begin??? we met on a random chance, and you persisted to talk... you knew i had just had my heart and pride used once again, by a "man" who did nothing by play games with my head and heart... and yet you still persisted to be there... i told you from the beginning that i needed to heal my heart first, b4 i could move on, andyet, u were still there... you kept writing to me and telling me you are falling in love with me... and i still resisted and wanted to heal... you even went so far as to write these words to me... " think that my heart really knew, When a loving heart came along. It knew you'd be the perfect one, To make our love grow strong. It went looking for a loving heart, One that would be deep and true. It knew you would love me darling, With the loving heart inside of you. Our hearts will now be as one, A love with a passion so deep. I know yours is the one true love, That I will always want to keep. I thank God for your love darling, A

Where I've Been?
to anyone who wondered where i've been the past 9 days: checked into the the hospital at emory university, where some young doctors got the bright idea to give me double the max dose of my anti depressant, take me off my anti anxiety meds, and put me through the controversial yet effective and safer than you'd think electro convulsion therapy. i'm safe, and probably better than i was before i checked in... i have my next treatment tomorrow morning. thanks all

Rate As Many Of My Pics As Possible For Comment Bomb!
I am looking for the people who are willing to rate as many of my pics as they can!! I will Comment bomb one of your pics if you are one of the winners! Your talking 500 comments!! Lots of points for you!! So lets see you rating my pics!! Crush, Fan, is always good too :P

Oh How Sweet The Menory !
I fell In Love 1nce , Jumped at every chance I could to see her , when she told me she Loved me ,I had allready said I love you a million times . IM my heart she will allways be ,and in my dreams she makes smile ,when i awake I am terriefied ,for I know something she does not , she 1nce had a Love the was soo True and that 1 True love is still here , But when you say to yourself ,you cant go back , and things will never be the same ,you savatage your own Beleafs and your own chances of ever overcomeing anything thats Real ,cause baby Im for real and your true Love and that Love will never die ,BTW folks who read this ,it is just a poem ,and not the truth anymore !!

Xxx
You are my love my life the air I long to breath so sweet the voice I long to speak You are the rain that falls on my face- refreshing a fallen soul. HOw I love to speak your name to hear your voice lasts me for days I love the way we love its purety calms the wind around me covering my very essence creating new means... YOull never know the things you do to me enticing my world and spinning it out of control. xx D.

Thursday Night Pure Passion With Chevymann
This Thursday Night i was laying on my belly on the floor with my new laptop in front of me,mind you i am wearing regular black stetch pants and a Red van halen shirt well i find that my husband comes up behind me and kisses my neck while i am browsing fubar profiles of friends and he whispers in my ear Rainy I want you,i said Take me Chevyman i am all yours so he proceeded to pull my stretchy pants down mind you i am in the doggystyle position and i am still browsing my fubar friends profiles leaving comments he is squeezing my bunni butt and licking my juicy booty hole and then he gently slides his fingers in my soft wet and pink pussy fingering me in exctasy then he after that he licks me mmmmm so hot then i orgasm into his hot mouth and then he leads me into the bedroom where i then suck his big dick and he fucks my mouth while i squeeze his nut sacks and then i turn on my knees again and he proceeds to pound my hot pussy so hard and fast i say oooooo daddi pull my hair

Walking Away
I am walking away from two friendships today I have to walk away because I can't believe them anymore I have to walk away because I can't trust them anymore I have to walk away for the sake of my relationship I walk away with good memories, fun times, good laughs and a few tears. I hope that both of these people understand why I am no longer their friend I pray to the goddess that both of these people change their lives I pray to the goddess that both of these people will not end up old and alone I had to walk away from you both, Carl Jhon and Beth because you cause me too much stress. I had to walk away because having you both in my life is destructive. Even if I was friends with you both seperatly, I'd still walk away from you both. I had to walk away today for my sanity sake and for the sake of my family. I wish you both the best. I wish you both all the happiness that you are looking for. Have a good, fun, strong, SAFE life. Please take care.

Help My Friend Lisasweet!!!!!
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When I'm Gone
We're doing it I look around me But all I seem to see Is people going nowhere Expecting sympathy It's like I'm going through the motions Of a scripted destiny Tell me where's our inspiration If life won't wait I guess it's up to me (Whoa) no we're not gonna waste another moment in this town (Whoa) and we won't come back The world is calling out (Whoa) leave the past in the past Gonna find the future Misery loves company Well so long You'll miss me when I'm gone You're gonna miss me when I'm gone Procrastination Running circles in my head While you sit there contimplating You wound up left for dead (you’re left for dead) Life is what happens While you're busy making your excuses Another day Another casualty But that won't happen to me (Whoa) no we're not gonna waste another moment in this town (Whoa) and we won't come back The world is calling out (Whoa) leave the past in the past Gonna find the future Misery loves company Well so long You'll m

When I Look To The Sky
When it rains it pours and opens doors that flood the floors we thought would always keep us safe and dry And in the midst of sailing ships we sink our lips into the ones we love That have to say goodbye And as I float along this ocean I can feel you like a notion that won’t seem to let me go Cause when I look to the sky something tells me you’re here with me And you make everything alright And when I feel like I’m lost something tells me you’re here with me And I can always find my way when you are here And every word I didn’t say that caught up in some busy day And every dance on the kitchen floor we didn’t have before Every sunset that we’ll miss I’ll wrap them all up in a kiss Pick you up in all of this when I sail away While I float upon this ocean I can feel you like a notion that I hope will never leave Cause when I look to the sky something tells me you’re here with me And you make everything alright When I feel like I’m lost something tells

Green Day- Good Riddence (time Of Your Life)
yeah so, I have a long story and an innate deep seeded love for Green Day. I learned to play the drums to Green Day on a junkyard kit. This song though, is the story of my life. Definitely one of my heart songs. yeah.. *tear* haha Another turning point A fork stuck in the road Time grabs you by the wrist directs you where to go. So make the best of this test and don't ask why. It's not a question But a lesson learned in time. It's something unpredictable but in the end it's right. I hope you had the time of your life. So take the photographs and still frames in your mind. Hang them on a shelf In good health and good times Tattoos and memories and dead skin on trial. For what it's worth, it was worth all the while. It's something unpredictable but in the end it's right. I hope you had the time of your life. (music breaks) It's something unpredictable but in the end it's right. I hope you had the time of your life. It's something unpredictable

Daniel Powter- Bad Day
I cant believe I haven't posted this one in here yet. Holy Shit- this is my sanity song. You have no idea. Maybe I should just post my whole current ipod playlist.. that would take forever , anyway . Thank god Ipods don't skip. I love my ipod.. anyway, Next! Where is the moment we needed the most You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost They tell me your blue skies fade to gray They tell me your passion's gone away And I don't need no carryin' on You stand in the line just to hit a new low You're faking a smile with the coffee you go You tell me your life's been way off line You're falling to pieces every time And I don't need no carryin' on Because you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day The camera don't lie You're coming back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day You had a bad day Will you

The Double Eagle
This story here is a bit more personal than the last one. I've been to this place before, and at one time this place had some ties to my family. Out of all my childhood adventures throughout 'The Land of Enchantment', I'll always remember this one. The Following has been taken from "The Southwest Ghost Hunters Association. The Double Eagle restaurant is set in an 1840's mansion, the plaza's oldest building. The enormous adobe resembles a series of treasure-filled caves. It actually houses two restaurants -- the Double Eagle, serving pricey Continental fare in posh salons and a ballroom, and the more casual, inexpensive Peppers, its delicious New Mexican food presented in a patio covered by a transparent ceiling. The dozen rooms that are open to the public energetically bring together such exotic features as Baccarat chandeliers the size of sumo wrestlers, a 30-foot oak and walnut bar from Chicago's Drake Hotel, museum-quality Pueblo folk art, a gilt-covered ceiling and a

Joseph Arthur- Honey And The Moon
One of my heart songs since the first time I ever heard it. Today I'm feelin sappy like it. Sappy Like- Dawson's Creek. That is all. Don't know why I'm still afraid If you weren't real I would make you up now I wish that I could follow through I know that your love is true and deep as the sea but right now everything you want is wrong, and right now all your dreams are waking up, and right now I wish I could follow you to the shores of freedom, where no one lives. Remember when we first met and everything was still a bet in love's game you would call; I'd call you back and then I'd leave a message on your answering machine But right now everything is turning blue, and right now the sun is trying to kill the moon, and right now I wish I could follow you to the shores of freedom, where no one lives Freedom run away tonight freedom, freedom run away run away tonight We're made out of blood and rust looking for someone to trust wi

Cheating In Traffic
I usually keep my thoughts to myself...but he had it coming to him. So today I'm driving home from work in traffic; I notice when I come to a stop at the lights some truck keeps trying to get my attention by keeping level w/ my vehicle...I look over and it was some guy...okay I should be flatter and decent looking guy trying to get my attention?! Well the next few lights we made eye contact a few times and exchanged a smile or two...Finally he gets the balls to ask me for my number...so hmm what the hell I'm single...so I give him my number. Shortly he calls, and immediately asks if I am married, do I have a boyfriend, and if I am single, I reply, “no” than asks me, "What is a sexy girl like you doing single" before I answer I ask him so are you single... AND THERE GOES THE AWKWARD MOMENT OF SILENCE...and he replies "heehee I'm married".... WTF is “hee hee I'm married”... It was like I was auditioning for a spot on comic view and cracked a joke that made him laugh...HE

Help Me Plz
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Get Rich Drinking Beer!!!!!!!!
Or doing anything else you want for that matter! You CAN sit around and do absolutely nothing and the checks will keep rolling in. Where else can you make unlimited income without exerting any real effort of your own? ^^ click anywhere on the black box above and become a member today then you can get paid for doing nothing too!

I Will Not !
I will not date anyone I have allready dated, I will not date anyone who has 10 times more drama or stress than me, I have enough on my plate with my job, and family, I lost my dad today, I do not need anyone hounding me, or feeling sorry for me, I am a very strong minded person who will deal with things in my own way,what i'm saying is I dont want to date or live a rerun of my previous life, so please dont bother me if your an ex !!!!

Walmart Greeter..
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the h*ll would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'' 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

Auction
Hey y'all! I'm going to be apart of TinkerbellNM84's Auction! http://www.fubar.com/user/1377182 http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1377182&albumid=882845&i=1341132205&idx=13 The auction starts on March 4 and goes through March 11. the following is what I have to offer! I will have “owned by” in my name for a month I will rate all pics (up to 500) with 11s during HH I will rate all stash (up to 500) during HH I will do a SFW salute to you I will comment your page daily If winning bid is HH or 1 year VIP or more Pimpout on my page for a month Permanent pimpout in my blog I will call you for a SFW chat (US only) Added to family Rates on pics and stash both go up to 1000 instead of 500 *name mentioned in any blasts, HH, tickers, ect… I do not talk naughty or do NSFW- so please don't ask regardless of the winning bid! Any question- just ask and y'all- please don't let me be the only one with no bids! Thanks y'all~

Silly Putty/play Doh Recipes
Kool-Aid Play Doh This is my favorite play doh recipe because it is easy to make, smells good and it won't harm your child if they taste it. 2 1/2 cups of flour 1/2 cup salt 2 packages dry unsweetened Kool-Aid 2 cups boiling water 3 tablespoons oil Mix the dry ingredients together in a bowl. Mix the liquids together and pour them over the dry ingredients. Stir the mixture until it forms a ball (this may take a while - keep stirring). As the mixture cools, it will become less sticky. After the mixture has cooled, take it out of the bowl and knead it until it is smooth. Sand Casting Submitted Anonymously You will need: 1. Imprint materials, such as shells, hands, feet. 2. Wet sand. 3. Plaster of Paris, or candle wax & wicks. 4. Make an imprint in wet sand with shells, hands feet, juice cans, and the like. 5. Pour Plaster of Paris or melted candle wax into the imprint. (Insert wick if using candle wax.) 6. Remove wax or Plaster of Paris when cool and har

Long Survey
001. What is the best way to get over someone? I DONT KNOW, I HAVENT HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT IN ALONG TIME, BUT WHEN I DID, I JUST TOLD MYSELF TO GET OVER HIM, AND DO THINGS THAT MADE ME HAPPY. 002. What makeup do you wear on a daily basis? EYE SHADOW, MASCARA, LIPGLOSS, EYELINER, POWDER, AND BLUSH. IM A GURLY GURL ;P 003. Is your AIM away message on? CHILLIN... 004. If you could eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be? HAHAHA I DONT KNOW. 005. What curse word do you use the most? FUCK, BITCHES, HMMM PROB ALL OF THEM, LOL. 006. Do you own an iPod? NOPE 007. Who on your MySpace "Top 8" do you talk to the most? CHRIS, AND CHARLEE. 008. What time is your alarm clock set for? WTF? LOL. 009. Did you have a Valentine this year? YES 010. Do you wear flip-flops even when its cold outside? NAH, ONLY IF IM TAKING THE SWIM CLASS AT THE GYM, OR GO TO THE BEACH. 011. Where do you buy your groceries from? COMMISARY, OR VONS. 012. Would you

If I Had One Wish
If i had one wish. I think it would be to change the world. I know that i already make a difference with what i do. But I want so much more. I want to make a difference in the lives i touch everyday. I have helped so many people in my so little years, that I have done the work of ten. I know that my purpose in life is to help others before i help myself. GOD's plan for me is to be a bright shining star in someones life that is dark.My intentions are good, my life has been all about helping those who need help. I know that i am appreciated when some one smiles in my presence,who I have extendedmy hand to ,to pull them back to being part of our world,likethose who feel left ehind and alone

Your Signs
Message: Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictions. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label. If u don't repost this, u will have bad luck for as long as it says in your description!! A • Q • U • A • R • I • U • S : the strongest Trustworthy. Sexy. Professional Kissers. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic and funny. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Loves music. Not a Fighter, but will knock the fuck out of you. The best and biggest freak in bed! Strong. Considered to be a "Spartan." The most intelligent. Falls in love too easily. Doesn't show it but is easy to hurt. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. S• A • G • I • T • T • A • R • I • U • S. The Sexy one Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. Great when found. Loves being in long relatio

Why God Made Moms
WHY GOD MADE MOMS Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of ? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 1. We're related. 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. What kind of little girl was your mom? 1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 2. I don't know because I wasn't

Points
This site is about points, so why is everyone being so negative on comments etc. Life is full of negativity, lets be positive and fun here ... we don't need the bad stuff on here too. This is supposed to be our getaway.

Ghost Stories
La LLorona Since I've always loved ghost stories and the paranormal/unknown since I was a kid, I've decided to start making a collection of em..and to just throw them in a blog. Why not? The following is a classic one, which is very well known here in the southwest, and I'm sure that each and every town in the world has some sort of similar story. As of now, I've just discovered there's a movie in the works based off of this legend.. The Cry. Anyway here you go. From Wikipedia: Many versions of La Llorona's origin exist. Some describe a beautiful young woman in Mexico or New Mexico, who married or was seduced by a local man, by whom she had several children. The woman is sometimes given a Christian name; Sofia, Linda, Laura, and María are sometimes used. The man leaves her, sometimes for another woman, sometimes for reasons of employment, and sometimes just to be away from La Llorona and her several children. At any rate, La Llorona chooses to murder her children, almost

What's In A Name?
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him. "Hi....My name is Carmen", she told him. "That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men." "What's your name?" she asked. He said, "B. J. Titsenbeer"...............

You And I ~ Michael Buble
Here we are On earth together It's you and I God has made us fall in love It's true I've really found Someone like you Will it stay The love you feel for me Will you say That you will be by my side To see me through Until my life is through Well in my mind We can conquer the world In love you and I You and I, you and I... I'm glad At least in my life I've found someone That may not be here forever To see me through But I found strength in you Cause in my mind You will stay here always In love you and I You and I, you and I You and I, you and I You and I In my mind We can conquer the world In love you and I You and I, you and I You and I...

Too Busy For A Friend...
Too Busy for a Friend... One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers. That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual. On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. 'Really?' she heard whispered. 'I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!' and, 'I didn't know others liked me so much,' were most of the comments. No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter.

Copperheads.....you Know It
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Rose
A rose is but a gift, to say the way a person feels, When they are thinking of someone, and they want to make it real, It's red for the blood that pumps, to and from the heart, Much like the heart; the petals, can be easily torn apart, But when the rose is given, it's saying, "I trust you" To care gently with my heart, And never make it blue, But handle it with carelessness, and you'll find to your suprise, That the thorns are there to prick you, and open up your eyes, For many times we can be blinded, and take that heart for granted, So next time you get a rose, remember where it's planted!

Tequila And Salt
Tequila and Salt This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4.. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11 Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So........ If you are a lo

Mothers Day
THERE ARE MANY HOLIDAYS THOUGHOUT THE YEAR, BUT THERE'S ONE THAT I HOLD VERY DEAR. THE ONE COMES IN THE MONTH OF MAY, THAT SPECIAL TIME IS MOTHER'S DAY. IT'S FOR SOMEONE I ADORE VERY MUCH, WHO HAS WARM AND LOVING TOUCH. I DON'T APPRECIATE HER AS I SHOULD, SHE RAISED ME THE BEST SHE COULD, THERE NEVER WILL BE ANY OTHER, AS WONDERFUL AS MY MOTHER. I LOVE HER VERY MUCH YOU KNOW. EVEN THOUGH SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T SHOW. SO ON THIS DAY, I WANT TO SAY, SHE'S A SPECIAL MOM IN EVERY WAY. I WROTE THIS FOR MY MOM THAT I LOST ON DEC 9 2002.I MISS HER SO VERY MUCH.

Tag Your It!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 random things, facts, goals, or habits about yourself. At the end, choose a few people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. Don't forget to leave them a comment (you're it) and to read your blog for instructions. You can't tag a person who has tagged you. Since you can't re-tag me, let me know when you've posted your blog so I can see the answers! 1) I don’t let people in, Sorry but you can know all the facts about me you wish. Nothing I won’t share, except my heart. I shared that once & I never got it back. It’s my curse, I know how to care, like, help, listen, talk, hug, and many ways to make you laugh. But as meatloaf wrote “I want you, I need you, but there aint no way I’ll ever love you… Don’t feel bad 2 out 3 aint bad!” The only thing I honestly say I love is my son, but that’s a gift I can’t explain. 2) I will help you, more than I will help myself @ times. I am known by the real people

A New Pc Virus Is Out. Be Warned
I just recieved this from a family member and want to warn everyone Hi All, I checked with Norton Anti-Virus, and they are gearing up for >> this virus! >> Get this E-mail message sent around to your contacts ASAP. >> PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS! >> You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open any message >> with an attachment entitled 'POSTCARD,' regardless of who sent it to you. >> It is a virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGE, which 'burns' the whole hard >> disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has >> your e-mail address in his/her contact list. This is the reason why you >> need to send this e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive >> this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it. >> If you receive a mail called' POSTCARD,' even though sent to you by a >> friend, do not open it.! Shut down your computer immediately. > > This is the worst virus announce

If I Knew
IF I KNEW If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I woul! d be th e re to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will l always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly there's another chance to sa

A Frienship Ball
The Friendship Ball A ball is a circle, no beginning no end. It keeps us together, our circle of friends. But the treasure inside for you to see is the treasure of friendship you have granted to me. Today I pass the friendship ball to you. Wont you roll it around to someone new?

For Say To Me And For All That You All Do, Oor Me. I Just Want To Tell You That.....
for say to me and fFor all that you all do, oor me. I just want to tell you that..... One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't anymore. No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away, never to return before we can say good-bye, or say "I love you." So while we have it, it's best we love it, care for it, fix it when it's broken and heal it when it's sick. This is true for marriage ...and old cars .. and children with bad report cards, and dogs with bad hips, and aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it. Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us h

You
You are my sunshine on a cloudy day you are my rose in the month of may You are my jacket that protects me from the breeze you are my boat that carries me over the seas You are the love That keeps me alive You are the one that has helped me to survive.

Okay Ron You Lucky Dude
EVERYONE ADD, FAN, AND RATE HER PAGE PLZ.. Stephanie Lynn@ fubar OMG I FORGOT YOU HAVE TO SAY METAL RON SENT YOU OR HE WONT GET CREDIT.. OMG SAY MAKE SURE IN THE REQUEST YOU PUT THAT THERE.. TY ITS FOR RON TO WIN A HAPPY HOUR. HE NEEDS ONLY 40 MORE PEOPLE AND ITS HIS.. DO ME THIS FAVOR PLZ..WHAT MATTERS IS OUR FRIEND IS HAPPY SEEING HIM HAPPY MAKES ME HAPPY AND IM YOUR FRIEND AND MY HAPPINESS IS IMPORTANT RIGHT.. SO JUST DO IT.. TY VERY MUCH GUYS .. PLZ JUST DO IT.. OK TY HA JUST IN CASE YOU ALL DIDNT KNOW THIS IS RON.. WHAT A FREAKING CRAZY MOFO HE IS BUT YA GOT TA LOVE HIM.. WORD ADD FAN AND RATE HIM TOO WHILE YOUR ADD IT.. COME ON MY LITTLE LOVERS ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY... LOL :-) Metal RON@ fubar

You Are
YOU ARE THE LIGHT MY LIFE SHINES THROUGH MY LIFE COULD NEVER BE AS GREAT. AS IT IS WITH YOU YOU ARE THE SUN WHEN MY DAYS FILLED WITH RAIN WITHOUT YOU,MY LIFE WOULDN'T BE THE SAME YOU ARE THE GOLD IN MY BLUE-SKIED DAY. ALL THE THINGS YOU'VE DONE I COULDN'T NEVER REPAY. YOU ARE THE RAINBOW.

The Truth About Life
The Truth about life is there is no truth.There are so many things we learn when we are young,about the birds and the bees and the way things are meant to be.But what we don't learn is how sometimes love hurts.As we grow older,we all learn the hard way. And we hope and pray to find the right one.Our destin soulmate,lover,friend,and that someone special to confide in. And when you think that you have found the "one",it turns out to make your life a living hell. So you stop looking,and wanting or needing to find that person you think will fulfill your dreams. And one then one day unexpectedly you find the "one" that completes you. "AND ALL OF YOUR MISTAKES FORGOTTEN"

Fu*bombers Take Note
TODAY*** Thursday *** PA King Earl is going to have a 2 hour bombfest on his page like we use to do on Stephanie's page. We will show up and bomb for 2 hours straight and try to stay in first place to win. It only lasts 2 hours. If you have not yet been in anything or on the waiting list to be in something, fumail FU*Bomber Home Page saying you are interested. BOMBFEST will be from 8p to 10p CENTRAL time Thursday night. TONIGHT 9pm to 11pm EASTERN time. In the meantime lets try to get our members contest pics finished that are on Stephanie Lynn's page, starting with the older ones then the newer ones. The quicker we get them finished the sooner I can add more people into it and get the members VIP'd. Just remember to save comments for TONIGHTS BOMBFEST. (repost of original by '~Tee~*FU-Bombers Family Manager*' on '2008-02-28 05:17:47') (repost of original by 'chevy1514 FU-OWNED by That Girl-- Fu-bomber family member!!!' on '2008-02-28 05:32:45') (repost of original by 'ßów_____

Mental Spew.
Is there a litmus test one must take to indicate one is crazy? If so I'm curious to take it and see what the test says of me. I believe I'm slipping down that path to absolute kookiness. I talk to myself....alot. I haven't gotten any responses so I suppose that's a good thing.. right? Ever see the Terminator movies? When your looking through the Terminators eyes and theres a list of possible responses? A flow chart as it were? Thats the way my mind operates. Of course it's not efficient nor am I a titanium exo skeleton clad in flesh. It would be interesting though. I sometimes wonder what life would be like if I was someone else. Or what if I wasn't around. I wouldn't be missed I suspect. Well maybe by AT&T, the local cable company and Guitar Center. Oh and the kitties, who would tend to them? I try to sleep and I can't. Maybe for a hr or so. Too many things are bouncing around in the old brain box. I can't recall a real good dream. A night of sleepy blis

Moving Today So No Internet
i am moving today so i wont have internet i dont know when i will get it back so for those who know me and want to get ahold of me here is my cell 714 381 6062 hope to be back soon kevin.....

Beard
Hi Ladies may I ask your opinion about something?I have some Lady friends who say that if I shaved my Beard that i would look better and some say the opposite but I would like to know what me fellow fubaria ladies think with or without

Not Fair...
First off let me just say that I know that life isn't fair and that it isn't supposed to be however there is no way in this world that one person is supposed to endure so much pain. I am loosing/have lost another person that I have held near and dear to me to Heaven. Now whether or not this place actually exists is a topic for another day but for my purposes at this very moment it does. It doesn't necessarily have to have the name Heaven, no I think I am going to call it Utopia for now as it is the perfect place to be. Too many of my loved ones are there, granted they are now at peace and are away from this world, away from the pain, and the hardships we all must continue to face daily. Cancer needs to be stopped....NOW! No one should have to fight that hard to live only to loose in the end!!! And the most wonderful thing about cancer....it doesn't just hurt and affect one person....it affects each and every person in the patients life! Each person endures the pain and strife w

Party Time Drink Up Almost The Weekend
COME INTO BLACK DIAMOND LOUNGE SIT BACK HAVE A DRINK AND RELAX WITH SOME GREAT PEOPLE DJ BARTAB TEARING THE ROOF OFF THE BAR. COME CHECK OUT WHAT HES DOING. Make your own Myspace Pimpin Text at MyToolSpace.com

Mind
If you think you are beaten, your are If you think you dare not, you won't, If you like to win, but don't think you can It's almost a cinch you won't If you think you'll lose, you're lost For out in the world you find, Success begins with a fellow's will It's all in a state of mind For many a game is lost Ere even a play is run, And many a coward fails Ere even his work is begun Think big and your deeds will grow Think small and you'll fall behind Think that you can and you will It's all a state of mind If you think you are out-classed, your are You've got to think high to rise You've got to be sure of yourself before You can ever win a prize Life battles don't always go To the stronger or faster man But sooner or later, the man who wins Is the fellow who thinks he can

Our Presidential Change
I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as our government underwent a peaceful transition of power almost eight years ago. At first, I felt a swell of pride and patriotism as I watched George W. Bush take his oath of office. However, all that pride quickly vanished as I later watched William Jefferson Clinton board Air Force One for the last time. I saw 21 Marines, in full dress uniform with rifles, fire a 21-gun salute to the outgoing President. It was then that I realized how far America's military had deteriorated under Clinton . Every one of them missed!

Hug Certificate
This poem is very sweet. It will be interesting to see who sends it back. If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you and share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there. This is a Hug Certificate!!

Some Good Political Commentary
I thought some of you might enjoy this. A good ol' farm boy from western Oklahoma writes a column like this each week. There is a lot of truth in this, or this is the truth, which ever you perceive. 'What's Under My Hat' by Monte Tucker----------January 28, 2008 Howdy friends and neighbors. Come on first Tuesday in November! I have already had about all of the Presidential election I can stand. Surely, somewhere out there in this great nation is a 'good ol' boy or gal,' that is worth voting for. You know, someone that has actually done something, not just talked about what they think they have done. It's only the first quarter in the game between the R's and the D's. Both sides keep talking about time for change. Just what are they going to change? They obviously haven't changed the game of politics. Billary and Bama Lama Ding Dong boost the word 'change' every time I see the media put their face on my boob tube. The first place they could start changing things would be on

Mountain Of Wisdom
A young man seeking wisdom traveled far in his search, and one day he came to a Guru seated at the base of a mountain, and said, "I have been told by many and sundry that you know the path up the Mountain of Wisdom. Is this true?" "Yes, it is," said the Guru, who had a flowing white beard and long bushy white eyebrows that curled up at the tips. He was wearing nothing of any consequence save for some beads around his neck and a dhoti wrapped modestly about his loins. "Is this the mountain?" asked the Seeker. "Yes it is," said the Guru. "There is only one mountain. I am the guardian of the path." "Can you take me up the path?" The Guru's great curling eyebrows scrunched together in a furrow of doubt. He was silent for a long time, gazing at the Seeker as if he could see deeply into him. Finally he said, "I can take you up the path, but can you follow? The way is long and arduous, the difficulties many, the temptations to turn aside are legion. Many attempt the path, f

Who Believes In God?
Something I can’t seem to get people to understand is the word ‘believe.’ I just returned from my 4th funeral in less than a year (all family) and during the funeral service, the pastor was going on about believing in Jesus and letting him into your heart… As children we believe in the Easter Bunny, Santa Clause, the Tooth-fairy, and the Boogieman, but as you grow older you learn that all those things that your parents tricked you to believe in aren’t real…they don’t really exist! How does a pastor or people of a church expect people (or children) to come to terms that someone that physically doesn’t exist, does exist? We are told that this book (The Holy Bible) is the book to live from, it’s documentation of truth from before Man existed, and we are to believe that a man died for everyone’s sins, some stranger that had so much love for the world, put himself forward to die on the cross for every living creature, and that at the end of our living time here on earth, we are to ‘believe

A True Drunk
so today i made a new friend and this niggs is comedy. he use to be a manager at some resturant but he always came to work drunk as hell and didnt do shit, so he got fired. The same day he lost that job he went home got his girl and started gettin drunk again and ended up drivin his car to tj. When he gets to tj he runs into two mexican guys who tell him he can park his car where they were at so his drunk ass does that. From there he goes to the club and of course hes drinking some more at about 4 in da morning he decides to go home, so he leaves the club has his keys in his hand and gets back to where he left the car. the car is no longer there and the two guys are gone too. so hes walkin around the area pushin the button for his alarm thinkin that he was in the wrong area. His car never chirped back. so the two guys stole his car and his dumbass basicly walked into the set up or should i say parked in the set up. you would think that if u been to tj more than once and u never drove a

Inventions That Suck
Here are a few things that I dislike with immense passion. Speedos: Bikinis are a great idea, and they belong on women, and ONLY women.. Anytime a guy dons a Speedo at the beach I want to throw sand in my eyes. It's fucking sick. I don't want to see myself in a Speedo - so why the fuck would I want to see anyone else in one? No guy can put a Speedo on without looking queer....but I think that might be the point. I'm pretty sure that Speedos are a homo's calling card. Other Speedo wearing sissy's can gaze at each others Saran Wrapped meats. It lets shoppers inspect the goods before they buy.....but the goods are rotten. I need to get out of this store. Air Horns: Holy fuck! Whoever decided to add air power to a megaphone is a record holding idiot. Every sports game I go to, or actually anywhere drunk guys hang out, there is bound to be at least one jerk with an Air Horn. The sound is the most annoying shit ever. I'd rather listen to old people having sex than hear

Re: Alleged Hijacker Booked On Post-9/11 Flights
RE: Alleged Hijacker Booked On Post-9/11 Flights ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 28 Feb 2008, 21:56 Alleged Hijacker Booked On Post-9/11 Flights Astounding newly released FBI documents obtained via the Freedom Of Information Act show that alleged 9/11 hijacker Hamza Al-Ghamdi had booked future flights to San Francisco and Riyadh, suggesting that he was unaware of his eventual fate aboard United Airlines Flight 175, the plane that hit the World Trade Center's south tower. http://prisonplanet.com/articles/february2008/022808_alleged_hijacker.htm

Life Being Single
I have decided to swear off dating for at least 6 months. I am sick of relationships and tired of dating. Maybe i am spoiled or my standards are highter then they used to be. I know that my priorities have changed since I have had my son. Before physical attraction was what would compel me to seek something in the arms of that person without thoughts about would he be a good life partner, husband, provider, etc. As long as we had that chemistry I worried about all those other aspects later when things started to die down and then I would look in wonder or in horror at who I had chosen to spend countless hours and intimacies with. I guess that goes with the luxuries of being young. You have time to spend carelessly. You don't have to be so choosy or particular about things. You chalk it up to a mistake, a learning experience or a oh well it wasnt menat to be and you move on and on and on. But somewhere in all of this, you start to want more. More than the fun, the three month affairs

Shit
I guess I have gotten to the point where I almost want to turn my back on ciety again and return to the quiet of the woods. What got me to this point is the fact I am getting tired of people to a point . They are always in a hurry and when they get to where they are going they forget what they were after . I am one for the simple things , my health is one thing I am proud to have , but I am not happy . If I stay in the city I kno what I need to make me feel better and thats a vacation away from everyone for a week . Maybe after I get back things will be clearer . Maybe !

Update 1
so i never took the time to fill it out on my profile page but for those of you who actually care i'm putting up this blog to tell you a little about myself. -i don't rate everyone's profile. if i think you're a ten i will but if you have crap taste in music or worship ICP or have nothing in common with me then don't expect a rating. doesn't mean we can't be friends -i hate the radio. fm radio and mtv is garbage to me. the only stuff i listen to is underground -my diet consists mainly of frozen waffles, ramen noodles, and tuna sandwiches. yeah, i'm broke. so what. (makes me wonder why i still weigh 225 lbs) -even though i'm broke i still manage to drink a 40oz of steel reserve almost every night before bed. (maybe that's why) -girls who are too skinny piss me off -juggalos & jugga hos piss me off. f*ck ICP clowns -i have been playing bass guitar since i was 13 years old -i was in a las vegas band called enrot -i did four years in the marine corps and was a part if the invasion

What Tree Are You??
WHAT TREE DID YOU FALL FROM? Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat accurate. Then send it to your friends, so they can find out what tree they fell from. Find your tree below and see what you are like... Dec 23 to Jan 01 Apple Tree Jan 01 to Jan 11 Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 Cypress Tree Feb 04 to Feb 08 Poplar Tree Feb 09 to Feb 18 Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28 Pine Tree Mar 01 to Mar 10 Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 Lime Tree Mar 21 (only) Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 Hazelnut Tree Apr 01 to Apr 10 Rowan Tree Apr 11 to Apr 20 Maple Tree Apr 21 to Apr 30 Walnut Tree May 01 to May 14 Poplar Tree May 15 to May 24 Chestnut Tree May 25 to Jun 03 Ash Tree Jun 04 to Jun 13 Hornbeam Tree Jun 14 to Jun 23 Fig Tree Jun 24 (only) Birch Tree Jun 25 to Jul 04 Apple Tree Jul 05 to Jul 14 Fir Tree Jul 15 to Jul 25

Blue Skies & Waves
Beautiful skies of yesterday Beautiful beaches of yesterday Beautiful waterfalls of yesterday Skies turned dark and stormy Beaches covered with trash Waterfalls are dropping toxic waste Oh how nice yesterday was Oh how much I miss yesterday Where did yesterday go? Much time has past Used to the trash and storms now The toxic waste has consumed my soul The day becomes anew and the sun shines bright Clearing the way for clean streams and beaches I sit in disbelief

From: Targetglobalwarming.org
Global Warming Myth Buster Have you ever been in a situation where you were talking with friends or family, and the conversation turned to global warming? It's hard to be an expert. And sometimes it's hard to show even the slightest bit of concern, without being met with denial. It would be great if global warming wasn't true, but unfortunately the science says otherwise. Compiled below, and based on widely accepted and peer-reviewed scientific papers, are explanations for some of the most commonly heard myths used to try to debunk the reality of global warming. "The current warming cycle falls within historical changes, and the earth has been warming and cooling for millions of years." It is true that the earth goes through cycles of warm and cold periods due to the interaction of many factors, including especially small variations in the planet's tilt and rotation. A big difference now is that it is our own pollution causing the climate to change. This change is very rap

I Can't ......
I can't sleep. I can't string together a cogent sentence. I can't obtain suitable f/t employment. I can't dream. I can't understand what happened to me. I have a ripping headache. I used to have such dreams and aspirations. I used to daydream. I want to be loved. I crave knowledge. I crave understanding. I am a empty shell. I walk around in a daze. I sleep in spurts. I think I'm going insane. Or maybe I already am.And I believe all this is happening to me. Or maybe,just maybe I'm in a deep dream or nightmare,waiting to be awoken. In any event, it's pointless. Who really cares? I wish did,but to be honest I don't. This is what it is. Am I comfortable with it,no. But there's no changes to be made. It is what it is. so be it.

No. The Media Will Not Report It, Obviously
NASA Debunks Part of Global Warming Myth, Will Media Report It? By Noel Sheppard | November 14, 2007 - 12:23 ET Is the National Aeronautics and Space Administration filled with climate change deniers? Such seems likely to be alleged by hysterical alarmists in the press when and if they read a new study out of NASA which determined that "not all the large changes seen in Arctic climate in recent years are a result of long-term trends associated with global warming." Goes quite counter to all the recent media reports, as well as assertions by Nobel Laureate Al Gore, that low ice conditions in the Arctic are all the fault of that despicable -- albeit essential to life and naturally occurring! -- gas carbon dioxide. Of course, it's quite unlikely many climate alarmists will even hear about this study, for today's green media wouldn't want to do anything that destroys their illusion that there's a scientific consensus regarding this matter. As such, consider yourself

Mumms
MUMMS are here as far as I can tell to be entertaining, and as they are just that, some folks on here need to grow up just a little and keep their rude insulting comments to themselves. I won't mention names, but you know who you are. For everyone else who enjoys interesting conversation and a chance to express an opinion without being insulting or rude, thanks.

This Is True About 11b Grunts!! Hooah!
Infantry and fucking proud of it. *obscene but funny and most of its true about being in the infantry. -Underwear is entirely optional at all times -You have pooped in the same bag you ate from. -You put that bag into your Ruck next to your sleeping bag. -You've pooped in a hole more than a porta potty -Everytime you poop, you tell everyone everything about it. -You go on missions with your fly undone so you can piss while pulling security. -You have issues with female authority. -You have issues with females. -You have no problem running 5 miles drunk. -You have no problem maxing a PT Test drunk. -You have no problems doing a 12 mile forced march drunk. -You have no problems but drinking problems, and you don't think its a problem at all. -You would fight for a guy you barely know, as long as he's a grunt. -You'd fight your best friend, even though he's a grunt. -Monday morning formation should be taped and sent in to the Howard Stern Show. -You know someo

Even A Reverend Knows This Is Absurd
The Effect Of Adopting Popular Paranoia As Truth By Reverend Dr Peter Mullen The Daily Telegraph, UK I AM trying to be a priest; but I haven't time. When I was appointed vicar of my first parish in 1977, the mornings were clear for study, the afternoons for visiting and the evenings for socialising, family and leisure. There were occasional parish meetings, but these were regarded as a necessary evil and we soon got them over and done with, then off to the village pub. The diocesan annual returns were on one side of A4: all I had to do was list how many I'd christened, married and buried, how many people were on the electoral roll and how many came to church at Christmas and Easter. The job of filling in this return could easily be managed over morning coffee. Nowadays, the annual returns are a foot thick and a bundle of perfidious obscurity, hedged about with health and safety and absurd questions about light bulbs, and serious inquiries as to what the PCC is doing to reduce

12-year-old Article Rings True On Environmentalism Whack-o Kooks
The Absurdity Of Trying To Control Climate 'Cool Climate' by Jonathan H. Adler, July 1996 Environmental activists are increasing the heat on policy makers worldwide to do something about global warming before it is too late. They charge that human activity is already warming the planet—yet the climate is not cooperating. Thus far, 1996 has been a cool year. Much of the East coast experienced record snowfalls this winter, and May was the sixth consecutive month of temperatures below seasonal norms, according to global satellite measurements. Only several months ago the British Meteorological Office reported that 1995 was the hottest year on record, edging out 1990 by a bare 0.07 degrees F. Environmental activists proclaimed the announcement as further evidence that human-induced global warming had arrived. Yet all was not right with the data. The designation of 1995 as the "warmest year on record" was based on incomplete measurements. As readings for only the first 11 mo

Some History On U.n. Corruption Related To The Global Warming Scam
United Nations' Experts Doctor Evidence 'Hot Politics' by James M. Sheehan (July 1996) As United Nations negotiations for the Global Climate Convention convene this month, scientists on the UN's panel of expert advisers are under fire for altering a scientific report. The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) made headlines with its claim that "the balance of evidence suggests a discernible human influence on global climate." Now there is evidence suggesting that this assessment was driven by politics, and not science. The IPCC's 1995 report, the final version of which was published in June, is supposed to represent the consensus of world scientific experts regarding the highly controversial issue of global warming. The panel's work is relied upon by Global Climate Convention negotiators who are considering possible curbs on the use of fossil fuels, such as energy taxes. The IPCC's reputation for objectivity rests upon its commitment to balanced scientific opinion arr

Climate Change Hysteria Costing Billions
Climate Change Hysteria Costing Billions 'High price for a load of hot air' by Professor Bob Carter The Courier-Mail 18/6/2007 WITH understandable reluctance, Prime Minister John Howard recently donned the political hair-shirt of a carbon trading system. On the same day, NASA chief Michael Griffin commented in a US radio interview that "I am not sure that it is fair to say that (global warming) is a problem that we must wrestle with". NASA is an agency that knows a thing or two about climate change. As Griffin added: "We study global climate change, that is in our authorisation, we think we do it rather well. I'm proud of that, but NASA is not an agency chartered to, quote, battle climate change." Such a clear statement that science accomplishment should carry primacy over policy advice is both welcome and overdue. Nonetheless, there is something worrying about one of Griffin's other statements, which said that "I have no doubt ... that a trend of global warming exists".

The Secret
Ok so ive recently discovered the dvd of The Secret well in it is ways that we create these negative thoughts and how our thoughts control our future,well ive been retraining my mind in the positive and have noticed the difference in the people I attract and the better I feel personally.I think if everyone checked it out and focused more on the things we want or do like instead of the things we dont want or like then life becomes simple and more rewarding just remember nobody makes you feel or do but yourself.....so I say to those who read this just check it out or at least focus on the things you so desire and see yourself having those things feel the joy of it and watch how your life starts to change........id like it if some would repost this to get more of the word out and hear others reactions

Environmentalism Movement Not Science-based
The Lack Of Scientific Rigour In Environmentalist Ideology The first programme in the series presents arguments that global warming is a myth and that the environment in the developed world is improving. Environmentalists hanker after a pre-industrial idyll, but conditions in the Third World are harsh and millions die every year because of unclean water and smoke from indoor fires. The Greens oppose major development projects, but many local people want the electricity and clean water they will bring. Many resent the interference and hypocrisy of Western environmentalists, who have all the benefits and comforts of industrialisation. The program hears both from those who criticise the environmental movement and from the Greens themselves. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Introduction Most people in the Third World lack the basic amenities of modern life that we in the West take for granted: clean drinking water and a r

Aboiut Being Leveled
just remember misfits our goal is all about really leveling others not really about leveling within just the family even though that is important we need to watch out for our bullitens for people needing leveled under 15,000 points with pics of 100 and having stash look for there status also that will tell you if they need help leveling up then send the link to the home page so we can check it out if we see it can be done a blog will be done if it cant be done then we wont do a blog because i dont want to do it if we cant follow through leveling someone that wouldnt be fair to that person or you to look bad on either ones part thank you all

The Great Global Warming Swindle
A Review Of 'The Great Global Warming Swindle' By S. Fred Singer, (Atmospheric Physicist) March 19, 2007 Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth has met its match: a devastating documentary recently shown on British television, which has now been viewed by millions of people on the Internet. Despite its flamboyant title, The Great Global Warming Swindle is based on sound science and interviews with real climate scientists, including me. An Inconvenient Truth, on the other hand, is mostly an emotional presentation from a single politician. The scientific arguments presented in The Great Global Warming Swindle can be stated quite briefly: 1. There is no proof that the current warming is caused by the rise of greenhouse gases from human activity. Ice core records from the past 650,000 years show that temperature increases have preceded—not resulted from—increases in CO2 by hundreds of years, suggesting that the warming of the oceans is an important source of the rise in atmospheric

Global Warming: A Convenient Lie
Global Warming: A Convenient Lie by Andrew G. Marshall Global Research, March 15, 2007 Recently, a documentary aired on the UK’s Channel 4, entitled “The Great Global Warming Swindle”, which challenged the prevailing political understanding that global warming is caused by man-made activity. The movie argues that it is in fact the sun that is responsible for the current changes in the Earth’s temperature and the film is riddled with the testimony of many scientists and climate experts, furthering a growing dissent to the man-made theory. After all, that’s all it is, a theory. As soon as people start to state that “the debate is over”, beware, because the fundamental basis of all sciences is that debate is never over, that questions must be asked and answered and issues raised in order for the science to be accurate. So what exactly are the arguments behind the Sun being the main cause of global warming? First off, it is very important to address the

I Know This Is Shitty But I Am Posting It Anyway!
Well its shit.... That's right , SHIT! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider this: You can be shit faced, Shit outta luck, Or have Shit for brains. With little effort you can get your shit together, Find a place for your shit, Or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit and tell others to eat shit and die. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits , and sweet shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, And chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier then a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter then shot and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can lo

Suicidal Thinking
You know a time comes when a person does not know what to do in their life. Some people can handle it better and some cant. I am on of those people that cant handle it. My friends like to use me for what I have and that is about it. They also ilke to see how far they can go with me and what not without ever saying thanks. You know I bet not one of my friends would really care if I went to my truck right now and shot myself in the head. What does it take to make good friends that you can trust and talk to. I have been dealing with this for about a week and it is really kicking in. I have been thinking hard about what it would be like to shoot myself. Does anyone really really care no they dont. They say they do but dont. They may act like they do but they dont. If I was facing you right now with a gun to the side of my head what would you tell me.

Dark Lotus - The Walls
[Shaggy:] I sit up at night, it's at least 3 or 4 Blood drippin out my knuckles From knocking skin on drywall I see a face like flashlights on they chins The more I blink the more it happens again, damn Victims, from like '89 Floating their faces on the wall like it's the last time I'm gonna see them again The same time every night The wall gets bigger with every flash of day light [Madrox:] Are they like closing in on me Walls confining me, inside of me There's an emptiness that won't go away I never said that I was right inside of my mind But I'm sure over time I'll learn to climb the walls I'm sure that over time I'll learn to right all of my wrongs Sure it's right, four walls reflecting my life Every night that I sit and watch the replay [Chorus:] Surrounding me (surrounding me) These walls ain't holding me back (holding me back) They can't tell me where we at (me where we at) I'm uncontainable (uncontainable) Surrounding me (surrounding me) These wall

Global Cooling
Year of global cooling Google: "Global Cooling". I dare you. December 19, 2007 By David Deming - Al Gore says global warming is a planetary emergency. It is difficult to see how this can be so when record low temperatures are being set all over the world. In 2007, hundreds of people died, not from global warming, but from cold weather hazards. Since the mid-19th century, the mean global temperature has increased by 0.7 degrees Celsius. This slight warming is not unusual, and lies well within the range of natural variation. Carbon dioxide continues to build in the atmosphere, but the mean planetary temperature hasn't increased significantly for nearly nine years. Antarctica is getting colder. Neither the intensity nor the frequency of hurricanes has increased. The 2007 season was the third-quietest since 1966. In 2006 not a single hurricane made landfall in the U.S. South America this year experienced one of its coldest winters in decades. In Buenos Aires, snow fell f

Diary Of A Demented Snow Shoveler
December 8 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! December 9 We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had! Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life! December 12 The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry- we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas w

My Final Good Bye Letter To My Ex!!!
Matt, well it's been 5 days now.. i don't know when the next time you'll read your myspace.. but i've stopped crying now.. I don't know if you even care but it doesn't matter.. this will help me with the final step of being over you.. First of all i think it was so stupid of you to waste your time driving 5 hours to see me.. if you were just gonna hang out with your buddies for the whole night instead of spending more time with me.. I know you invited me out.. but did you think "wow my girlfriend is staying home to cook dinner for me and my friends" NO.. but that's okay.. and then to disregaurd my safty.. that was another let down right there... You totally disapointed me Matthew.. and then to see you were already messaging other girls 2 hours after we broke up.. wow talk about moving on fast... but that's fine... i hope you find that trailer park trash girl you deserve... I hope you know how royally you fucked up.. You had a good WOMAN.. who was willing to take care of you

The Uss New York
Here SHE is, the USS New York, made from the World Trade Center! USS New York It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center. It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore e by helicopters and assault craft. Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in Amite, LA to cast the ship's bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept. 9, 2003, "those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence," recalled Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there. "It was a spiritual moment for everybody there." Junior Chavers, foundry operations manager, said that when the trade center steel firs t arrived, he touched it with his hand and the "hair on my neck stood up." "It had a bi

Come Ride With Me
Come ride the Dragon Coaster and please tell DragonPhyre that I sent you. :-) === '~Dragonphyre~♥StalkertoBob(NINfan)♥~CertifiedGILF~*QueenTease*FUownedByta-tas' spewed forth the following at '2008-02-28 12:59:09'.. > > > > > > > Come take a ride on > the Dragon Coaster > Click the link below to read my blog...And, see how you can > jump on!! > Dragon Coaster...The Original fubar Rollercaoster! > > WARNING! > This is not a ride for anyone with a weak stomach! > But, if you think can handle it...Jump on board! > So, hop on & let’s have some fun! > > Have a great day! > ~Dragonphyre~ > > > > > > >

What Teachers Make
WHAT TEACHERS MAKE The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life. One man, a CEO of a well known company, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued, "What's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?" He reminded the other dinner guests what they say about teachers: "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach." To stress his point he said to another guest; "You're a teacher, Bonnie. Be honest. What do you make?" Bonnie, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness replied, "You want to know what I make? " She paused for a second, then began, "Well, I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could. I make a C+ feel like the Congressional Medal of Honor winner. I make kids sit through 40 minutes of class time when their parents can't make them sit for 5 without an Ipod, Game Cube or movie rental. You want to know what I make?" She paused again and looked at each and every perso

The Real Force Behind Climate Change
THE FORCE BEHIND CLIMATE CHANGE ON EARTH By John Coleman (jcoleman@kusi.com) Solar cycles have been tracked since 1755. A plot of solar activity and average temperatures on Earth is a clear match; it seems likely it is cause and effect. This significantly complicates the claims of man-made or anthropogenic global warming. All energy on earth comes from the sun in the form or both radiation including visible light and invisible ultraviolet and from variable streams of charged particles from solar eruptions or from holes in the suns corona. When the sun is very active, there is more radiation to directly warm the earth and ultraviolet to form and destroy ozone in low and middle latitudes in the high atmosphere, both reactions releasing heat. When the sun is more active and the earth’s magnetic field in energized, less cosmic rays that have a low cloud enhancement capability can penetrate the atmosphere from space. Low clouds cool the earth by reflecting the sun\'s radiation.

St Patty Auction
center>Click here now! You KNOW you want to!!! now accepting entrants for JAK's and DJ YUMMY's Leaping Leprechaun Auction...be the lucky leprechaun for a month to the highest bidder..entrant fee of $100,000 fubucks minimum of $200,000 to open bidding...if you are interested in entering private message JAK for the ladies and DJ YUMMY for the guys with the link to your pic and what you are offering to the lucky winner. lets get this started march 1st DJ Yummy~co-owner @tabooTaken By DJ Kidd ~@ fubar JAK@ fubar

Global Warming Is A Scam
John Coleman Global Warming is a Scam By John Coleman (jcoleman@kusi.com) It is the greatest scam in history. I am amazed, appalled and highly offended by it. Global Warming... it is a SCAM. Some misguided scientists with environmental and political motives manipulated long-term scientific data back in the late 1990's to create an illusion of rapid global warming. Other scientists of the same environmentalextremism type jumped into the circle to support and broaden the "research" to further enhance the totally slanted, bogus global warming claims. Their friends in government steered huge research grants their way to keep the movement going. Soon they claimed to be a consensus. Environmental extremist, notable politicians among them then teamed up with movie, media and other liberal, environmentalist journalists to create this wild "scientific" scenario of the civilization threatening environmental consequences from Global Warming unless we adhere to their radical agenda. N

Good Day
Today was a good day. Although traffic to school was terrible (there was gravel on the road...yeah...gravel on the beltway) I went to all 4 of my classes, possibly for the first time this semester. Classes went fine, I understood what was going on, and it wasn't at all an ordeal. Today's fast went fine too, my mind was pure, and I felt good. Today was a complete contrast from Tuesday.

Are Fossil Fuels Responsible For Global Warming?
Are Carbon Dioxide and Fossil Fuels Responsible for Global Warming? By John Coleman (jcoleman@kusi.com) In the Al Gore movie, "An Inconvenient Truth", we see the famous hockey stick chart as proof that global warming is sweeping the Earth. Time and research has taken its toll on that chart. It is no longer regarded as accurate. In fact, it has been quietly dropped by the United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. Now the global warming advocates point to the increase in Carbon Dioxide in the atmosphere. Its up, way up; no argument about that. Our modern civilization, powered by fossil fuels, sends tons of carbon dioxide (CO2) in the atmosphere as we generate electricity to power our lights, furnaces and air conditioners, computers, television sets, cellphone and ipods and as we drive gasoline powered cars and fly in airplanes. Our modern standard of living is absolutely linked to CO2. And it has increased in our atmosphere from around 218 parts per million in 190

Our Deepest Fear...
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are POWERFUL beyond measure. It is our LIGHT, not our darkness, that MOST frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous?' Actually, who are we NOT to be? We are each children of the creator. Playing small does not serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around us. We were born to make manifest the glory of creation that is within us. It's not just in some of us. It's in ALL of us! And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people PERMISSION to do the same! As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others! Nelson Mandela 1994 Inaugural Speech

Crüxshadows - Deception
She cries, children often do When they're cold, and hungry too, Come closer, look deeply in her eyes So delicate, quite unlike her smile Life clinging backwards, In the fall of dread confusion, Still this silence gnaws upon your fingertips, All-yielding prayer, for instant isolation, Far more sinister than the price of doubt, Yet you remain, Still you remain, And she says: Pray for daylight, Pray for morning, Pray for an end to our deception, Pray for daylight, Pray for morning, Pray for an end to our deception... Life clinging backwards, In the fall of dread confusion, Still this silence gnaws upon your fingertips, All-yielding prayer, for instant isolation, Far more sinister than the price of doubt, Yet you remain, Still you remain, And she says: Pray for daylight, Pray for morning, Pray for an end to our deception, Pray for daylight, Pray for morning, Pray for an end to our deception.. (violin solo) Pray for daylight, Pray for mo

The Crüxshadows - Deception (live)
Normally i would have done the actual video, but i think their fan inter-Action is great, and you see more personality.... (video two is the non live video) Does have a unique, interesting story line with that one...

The Freak Show V.i.ps
WELCOME TO THE... STEP INSIDE AND TAKE A L00K AROUND! THE ORIGINAL FREAK: Freak@ fubar and THE UNDERCOVER FREAK: ~PebblesinAZ~READ MY BLOGS~ OwN3d by Emanon! XOXO@ fubar ...have put together a little adventure for you. Not to be confused with any train, plane, coaster or boat ride! It's a... ...and you are about to meet some... The dictionary describes a "FREAK" as... A person who is abnormal, odd or has withdrawn from rational behavior. Hmm...YEP! That about covers it! So without further ADO here are you FREAK SHOW V.I.P.S... ~*TinkerbellMN84*~ {Please take the time to actually look at my profile}@ fubar ♥Stacey♥ *member of Sisters 4 life and CLUB FAR*@ fubar WildS1r@ fubar *Juice* {clowns posse}@ fubar

Blonde Joke
BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . . . scroll down now "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

Deleting People
Im cleaning out my friends list again , to get rid of people who never communicate with me at all. I m not one of those who have hundreds or thousands of friends in my list just for a decoration. To my real true friends - I love you all. Rock on - Lisa

Relaxing Your Partner's Body
Giving Your Erotic Massage Start by connecting with your partner. There may be specific ways you and your partner prefer to do this. If not, try kind words, soft gazing into each other's eyes, synchronized breathing, and/or caressing each others' faces or hands. When both of you are ready, have your partner lie face down, naked, on the massage table. Start by quieting and focusing your mind while resting your hands on the receiving partner's upper and lower back. Then, perform a relaxing massage on the back, legs, and feet. Basic principles of relaxing massage include keeping your hands in contact with your partner, taking your time, being rhythmic yet sensitive, and proceeding from long gliding strokes to deeper ones. When giving a massage be sure to use good body mechanics: use your body weight rather than arm strength for deep strokes, during gliding strokes keep your knees slightly bent and fluid, and don't lean over the table. After relaxing your partner's back, legs, and

Don't Know What To Call This One
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night to be gett ing home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it". And on and on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs. While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight. Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstai

The Purina Diet
The next time someone asks you a dumb question > wouldn't you like to respond like this?.....] > > Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow > for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about > to > check out. ?A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. > > What did sh e think I had, an elephant? So since I'm > retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her > that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting > the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, > because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but > that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an > intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of > my orifices and IV's in both arms. > > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and > that the way that it works is to load your pants > pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two > every time you feel hungry and that the food is > nutritionally complete so I was going to try it > again

Why Do Men Say Shit That They Dont Mean
Ok it is like this why the fuck do men try to be lil boiis ?!? and tell us that they love you and all that other shit.... i find it kinky of funny tho the (?) is tho are they just saying that to get us in the bed for a pice of ass ?!? i am not saying all men are like that there are a FEW good men out there not a lot but a few Like i has this guy that have been knowing for a few years ask me to marry him and shit like that what a fucking joke i told him i loved him and i need time to think and got to thinking i would love to wake up next to him ever day and go to bed knowing that he is right there but boii he must have been on some good shit to ask me that b/c now it is like WOW!!!!!!! he will not even talk to me now that is fucked up and yes he is ma ex/one of ma bestfriend but now i do not know what to say or do but yea --Carrie--

Perv #2
So.. this guy has been after me for WEEKS to let him into my family to see my private albums. At first I lost my VIP and had no more space for new fam members and told him that. A week or so later he comes around and says "I'd just like to point out you got your VIP and I still haven't seen your private pics." So I told him.. Family is for special people.... and I don't let ranom boys look at my NSFW pics. Yesterday.. My status said for a few hours "Crush me, I dare ya." Asshat invades my shoutbox again with this garbage: (Shout box- read bottom to top) Somehow, I cut off the part where he said ".. I wanna see sexy pics of you dammit!" I sent him to a Fubarian's page that very openly shares her NSFW pics. As if you weren't expecting it... the link he sent me was a 3-5 minute video of this guy stokin his bone... his very SMALL bone, I might add. Fucking disgusting. Here's the link... do with it as you wish: CELTIC CROSS@ fubar

Updated Fu-luv Bomb Squad Join Us
> > > > > > FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad.. 3. Must add owner to family 4. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 5. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 6. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 7. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 8. All rules are subject to change as we grow. the limit on the

Shadows Of Sight
everyone looks at my mascara tears no one realizes all my fears they ask me what is wrong no one can help i am to far gone all this pain again and again why wont it stop i need it to end the tears wont stop that is when i drop down to my knees he wont listen to my pleas all around me people are dying no matter what i cant stop crying my laughs and smiles they are fake how much more can I take the tears i cry are real to much pain i wish i Could Not Feel

Love Hurts
LOVE THAT HURTS but no love is good unless you work for it and have hurt to go with cause in the end you have them cause the true love that hurts make you wake up at 3am and think nothing but them all the time and dream of them all the time is not worth haveing if you dont fight for it and work for it i want a love that hurts i want true love love that is worth it in the end that will last a life time no matter how long or short our lifes is always thinking of you for ever and always Ira Lee Moore always and foreverAdd to My Profile | More Videos

Copperheads Training.....roflmmfao
File Description: Special High Intensity Training Interoffice Memo Subject:Special High Intensity Training In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel you do not recieve your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T.

Join The Joint !!
If you have not been to our lounge recently, you're missing out ON GIRLS AND GUYS ON CAM! CLICK THE PIC OR LINK TO GOTO ♠THE JØIN†♠{**ADULTS ØNLY**} http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=55361 -DJ THC & THE JOINT --------------------------------- WHERE YOU AT??? DJ THC IN DA JOINT!!!! ♠THE JOINT♠ ALL ARE WELCOME!!!

My First Post.
It still amazes me in all the years that I've been online how much people love to play head games! Oh my god how it makes me laugh!!! Apparently to some this is something rather exciting to do. Personally, i think it's almost as retarded as trying to blow up an air mattress with a swizzle stick! I had someone tell me not long after i first logged onto fubar that the drama here was pretty bad, but i didn't realize how bad it was! WOW! Some people are just morons to believe that they are something great because of being part of some stupid bar on here. Who cares..and as for their families. LOL wee... Being a part of some big family or being a DJ at some stupid site doesn't make you any better than anyone else, so save your trash talk for someone who really cares to listen to your nonsense! And those who try to ruin people's relationships over online stuff. Man, you really should consider getting a life! I have heard so many stories about this happening and it still bewild

The Wooden Bowl
The Wooden Bowl I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl.. tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year - old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must do something about father," said the son. "I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor." So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl. When the family

Relationships
I have recently read a few blogs where some of my online friends seem to believe that we, as single folk all play games. "If you're not playing then you forfiet!" one of my friends so eloquently put it. I sat there typing away trying to explain to her that not all of us are gamers. Some of us really want to get to know the person for who they really are. Some of us don't intentionally not call for 3 days to give them the hunt. Some of us live by who we really are! She called bullshit on me. She said even though I may say I'm not playing any games, that in itself is a game! HUH??? I told her how unfair that statement is because it's a no win arguement for me. Its like telling someone "If you say you didn't do it, then we know you did it". What can you say then? Do I believe that we play games? Ab-so-fucken-lutely. Do I play games? NO!! I am who I am, and I don't know how to be anything else. I've toyed with the idea of creating a fake profile to see if I can act

Grandpa
A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a beer? Grandpa replied 'Can your pecker touch you're ass? The little boy answered, 'No Grandpa, It's just a little pecker!' Grandpa said, Then you're not man enough to have a beer. A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a cigar?' Once again, Grandpa asked, 'Can your pecker touch you're ass?' The little boy answered 'no,' again. Grandpa said, 'Then your not man enough to have a cigar.' A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk. Grandpa asked, 'Can I have a cookie?' The boy asked, 'Can your pecker touch you're ass?' Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!' The boy replied, "Then go fuck yourself! Grandma made these for me!"

Loss.... Wanna Join Me ?
Well time to bitch myself out again .. Im still on that damn weight loss stand still but .. i ( with some cheering myself on ) got into a pair of jeans which i havent been able to get on my ass for 3 yrs now ...Granted its not a HUGE step for most but for me it is .... I danced around like a loon when i got them on .. so this kinda put some more fire in myself to keep on keeping on .. and now that we're heading to spring and warmer weather im going to walk the trails and all that fun stuff...Ive started a photo journal of myself ... Id really love it if some of my friends guys or girls would like to hop on the band wagon with me in losing .. we could give each other the support thats so greatly needed in doing this .. but even if nobody does .. just know if you ever need me for a shoulder on anything im there . .just be warned i may need your shoulder at some point ... So .. if anyone does want to hop on with me . Contact me .. maybe on here we can start a lil group of us . and a

Guess I Won't Be Drinking Starbucks Anymore! !
Guess I won't be drinking Starbucks anymore! ! Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying any of their products! I feel we should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the ground fighting street -to-street and house-to-house. If you feel the same as I do, then pass this along, or you can discard it and no one will ever know. Thanks very much for your support, and I know you'll all be there again when I deploy once more.

My Horoscope
Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) Your day has "busy" written all over it, so you may not be able to settle down until the evening when you are finally finished. Others seem to infringe upon your space, even if they don't have bad intentions. Your key planet, peaceful Venus, forms a stressful aspect with assertive Mars, making it difficult to avoid conflict. However, consciously using your diplomatic skills can minimize today's tension. www.tarot.com

Meatloaf - You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth
(spoken) BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: And will he starve without me? BOY: Yes! GIRL: And does he love me? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys! (sung) It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning. There was fog crawling over the sand. When I listen to your heart I hear the whole world turning. I see the shooting stars falling through your trembling hands. You were licking your lips and your lipstick shining. I was dying just to ask for a taste. We were lying together in a silver lining by the the light of the moon. You know there's not

Thinkin Of Deleting My Page What Ya All Think
been thinkin the past couple of hours about deleting my page...but i am not really sure what i wanna do ...if anyone cares to put their thoughts about it in ...feel; free to leave a comment or whatnot...i just dont know if i want to keep the page anymore.

Join Fu-luv Bomb Squad
> > > > > > FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad.. 3. Must add owner to family 4. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 5. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 6. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 7. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 8. All rules are subject to change as we grow. the limit on the

Under The Rock At Starlite
when I was younger me and my group of friends would meet at starlite coney island and sit and drink coffe and smoke, but most importantly we would talk. We would talk about everything. Each night we discovered something new about ourselves and each other. As we got older it got harder to meet but there was a way to keep in touch. There was a loose brick on the windowsill that we used to leave messages under. Any time any of us were there we would leave a message under the rock. sometimes the message would show signs of being there a long time before you saw it. It was something you got used to looking forward to, looking under the rock. They remodeled starlite and now there is no rock. I miss stopping in just to check and see how people were doing and leaving my messages to let them know I was still alive. silly isnt it.

Save My Vip?
It was my birthday yesterday. I loved feeling like a fu princess with my VIP stat. I would be ever so grateful if somebody would do me the honor of paying for my VIP status. It expires on the 29th (tomorrow) and I can't fathom the idea of losing my VIP. I need to keep my VIP status so I can keep all of my photographs up. They are not all self pictures. Some of them are of random objects, nature and what have you. I'd be very appreciative, so please let me know if you'd be willing to pay for my VIP? Your question: WHY DON'T I PAY FOR IT? I am not yet employed. As some of you know I haven't been able to work because I was sick for a great number of years from the medications I was wrongly prescribed. I nearly died from them because of Drug Induced Lupus. I am going to begin volunteering this Spring so as to get used to people again.... and soon after I will seek employment.

Spring Break
whoot fuckin whoot!! i come home tomorrow!! and i cant wait!!! (can you tell?) yay!!! just gotta somehow sit thru 3 of my classes tomorrow and maybe wait for rush hour to pass before i can go home! i am so excited! i think my mom's out in florida until sunday and i think my sis is going away soon (i HOPE soon!) but i cant wait to see roxie and romey and let romey sleep on my bed all night even tho i bet he'll smell bad...i really miss those two! i still have a lot of work to do before then just to get me to tomorrow but i think now requires a break and a visit to walmart for presents for my friends since all of their bdays came and went and i didnt get them anthing. yay walmart!!!

Its A Group Thing
Hmmm Seems to be A Group thing Current mood: Trying to Understand it all after all these Years Category: Trying to Understand it all after all these Years Friends Lets See how many people read these things for real Here's the thing with the group as we all over the years have come to terms with ... we all love eachother in some fucked up way be it we are all buddy buddy or hear through the "group" or should I say factions of the group how we all are ... and yet here comes myspace a place where we all get to blog about our lives ... some of which has been taken out of context and some of which is true . I do not totally agree with some of the bashings I have seen but I do agree with the venting process however be careful what "you" no one in particular are saying about these other people .. there is a time and place and myspace is no place to bash people it spreads like wildfire and infects like a disease ... causes some doubts , affects opinions , and is a chain link

Dumbass Burglers Of The Week
Hapless robbers target biker club meeting Two masked, machete-wielding robbers burst into club and empty cash registers 50 bikers meeting in adjacent room hear commotion and intervene One would-be robber ends up hogtied; the other in hospital Police arrest men and charge both with attempted armed robbery By CNN's Saeed Ahmed (CNN) -- Two masked and machete-wielding men who barged into a club in Sydney, Australia, couldn't have picked a worse night for their robbery -- a monthly meeting of bikers. The robbers chose the wrong night to burst into the club where the Southern Cross Cruiser Club have their monthly meeting. About 50 burly bikers fought back with tables and chairs -- pretty much anything that wasn't bolted down. One would-be robber was tied up; the other in the hospital. Police arrested both. "These guys were absolutely dumb as bricks," Jerry Vancornewal, leader of the bikers, told CNN Thursday. "I can't believe they saw all the bi

This Is What It Means.....
Two months is too little They let him go They had no sudden healing To think that providence would Take a child from his mother while she prays Is appalling Who told us we’d be rescued? What has changed and why should we be saved from nightmares? We’re asking why this happens To us who have died to live? It’s unfair This hand is bitterness We want to taste it, let the hatred NUMB our sorrow The wise hands opens slowly to lilies of the valley and tomorrow If hope is born of suffering If this is only the beginning Can we not wait for one hour watching for our Savior? This is what it means to be held How it feels when the sacred is torn from your life And you survive This is what it is to be loved And to know that the promise was When everything fell we’d be held

Losing My Mind
I am sat here trying the remember where I put the landline, Bearing in mind I used it this morning to ring the school I have searched my house high and low but no landline.Pls help iam i losing my mind or have I lost the plot. WooHoo i found it 4 days later under my laptop it wasnt there when i was looking for it i would of seen it. Think i must have a sprit in my house moving things in my house hmmmmmm

Birth Signs
Your birth sign is listed below. Aries 21 March - 20 April Arians have a tendency to act like a dynamo of energy when they set their mind on achieving some goal. They can sometimes act so quickly that they later discover that they should have put in just a little more thought before starting. Action and achievement are important and slow pokes that get in the way, watch out! Aries may step on your toes. Aries enthusiasm rubs off onto others and they get involved in something, others are ready to follow. Selfishness, which sometimes includes a need to control others, tarnishes their otherwise positive and adventurous spirit. They need to have empathy and concern for the needs of others. As a lover, they are passionate, giving and enterprising. Taurus 21April - 21 May The warm-hearted Taurus is equipped to listen to someone's problem and then give them the advice they need. They are patient and very persistent in arriving at their goal in life. In fact, they are so stubb

Chivalry Is Dead
Chivalry is dead. My armor that once shined, is now in rust and tatters. You don't need people like me in your life, because it's easier for you to open the car door, than waiting for me to do it for you. Chivalry is dead. The manners instilled in me died along with it, and were replaced by the numb and cold caused by the bitterness of being alone. You wanted nothing to do with the old me, so I can do nothing but conform to the swine that you are accustomed to. Chivalry is dead. Was it actually alive in the first place? I look back in retrospect, and close the book on the fairy tale with no happy ending. It's up to me to end it, and while I'm doing it I should write a more logical ending. Chivalry is dead. My heart that once was soft and compassionate feels absolutely nothing. No more flowers. No more candy. No more Mr. Nice Guy, because along with chivalry the nice guy died along with it as well. The dazzle in distress does not require noble acts from the likes of me. Sh

Ive Come To Realize
1. I've come to realize that my boobs: are beautiful and i love them!! 2. I've come to realize that when I talk; i hope peeps listen!! 3. I've come to realize that, when I love someone: I tell them weather I know if the'yre ready to hear it or not.... 4. I've come to realize that I need: To either work more or earn more.... 5. I've come to realize that I lost: my ever loving mind!! 6. I've come to realize that I hate it when: i know I want saphire but i have to go to her or fly her out her to see her.... 7. I've come to realize that when I'm drunk: WHO ARE WE KIDDING?! Ive only been tipsy... 8. I've come to realize that money: is kinda a important thing 9. I've come to realize that people: can have their flaws but it doesn't mean they're not a good person!! 10. I've come to realize that I'll always be: myself 11. I've come to realize that I have a crush on: well....if i say who....but then again THEY ALREADY KNOW!!! (ha ha)SAPHIRE!! 12. I've

Gonna Throw Me A Party.....
Gonna Throw me a party.....Are you on the invite list????? Cocktails will be served precisely at 7 sharp....followed by enteratinment in the rear *wink* Care to join me for drinks??? How about???.. An "orgasm"... "Sex in the woods"? A "Legspreader"? Everyone needs a "Johnson"... "Fucking HOT" in here or what? A "Blow job" can be very rewarding... And the reward will be "A sweet piece of Ass" The "Dirty Virgin" can always clean up by saying "Fuck me in the Shower".... "Bend me over" and "Bite me" "Adonis" looks like he would be a "Back Door Banger" An "Absolut Love Machine" usually results with a "Screaming Orgasm"follwed by a "Wet Kiss" "Take me home tonight" and "give me a "Slow comfortable screw up against the wall" That gurl is like a "Sex Machine" with a "Bald Taco" Be careful not to "Bang your head on the Bedpost" while having that "Wet Dream" Ever wanna have "Sex on the pool table?" The adventureous people can "Screw by the Sea" or "Blow me on the Beach

Mc Hammertoe.
The source video for this gif wasn't the best, so a lot of the layering this doesn't look that good. That's also why everyone has such big heads.... and plus, that's more fun :) Starring (in order by appearance) AngelicThor™, DDawg, Fat Sonny, Tattooed Marine, FatBoy, Process this!, Tom, The Secret Mousey, Vixen260, Misfit, Princess, OMFG It's Andrea, J-Roxxx, Twisted Firestarter, Tastyflutterby, and of course, The Footie Monster as MC Hammertoe. Special thanks to Charlotte, the idea for this was her's :) Special thanks to Sonny for the background code!

As Time Passes Me By
"As Time Passes Me By" I've sat here from time to time, Watching, Waiting, Letting time, slip right by Watching as the whole world around, Withers and dies. Curled up in a blanket, The world begins to turn cold, A blistery chlll creeps up my body, Sending chills from head to toes. I can't stand the feeling, 6 Months ago, i knew this would come, In a few weeks i know it will be over, The white death will be done. Until that day shows up Until I can play with my daughter on the slide, I'll sit here curled up with my family, Till spring pushes weather aside. By, Nik Siney

Two Rednecks
Two Rednecks Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat". "What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No, sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch"!

Redneck Poetry
Redneck Poetry The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Southeast Alabama A&M. The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word "Timbuktu". The Duke graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem: Slowly across the desert sand Trekked the dusty caravan. Men on camels, two by two Destination-Timbuktu.

What Is Goth?
I wrote this some time ago.. What is Goth? This is probably the hardest question any goth could try and answer, one may as well ask 'what is society?' as it has so many facets it defies any definitive explanation. Goth in its simplest form, is a subculture. A group of people who feel comfortable within each others company. There is no specific thing that defines what you need to do or be to fit into the goth scene (except of course the implied black clothing). People in the goth scene all have different musical tastes, follow different religions, have different occupations, hobbies, and fashion sense. Why do people become goths? Most goths become goths because they have been spurned by 'normal' society because the way they want to live their lives does not fit in with how most people are told to live theirs. Goths are free thinkers, people who do not accept the moral rules of society because they're told 'This is just how it is' or 'This is what God says

What Kind Of Dick Are You Getting?lmao!!
What kind of dick are you getting? MISERABLE DICK - When the guy is extremely handsome. He says the right things and does the right things. When it comes to sex, he is lacking in this department. He sucks your tits too hard, kisses your mouth too long, stays around your neck forever, fingers you like a GYN Doctor, licks your pussy like he's in a track meet and has a very small dick. You try to give him some head, only to find that you are actually sucking a pacifier. This is so miserable. You think, "how can a guy so fine, so polite be so weak" To top everything off ladies, how about just when in your mind you're going to try to get the best out of this, even if you have to make yourself cum, and he beats you to the punch. DAMN TOLERABLE DICK - This is funny dick. He eats major pussy. He eats it so good, your knees feel a little weak. It was good enough to make you shed a tear. Then he puts his dick in, just for you to realize that you cannot really feel it!! His stroke is

No Title...
Life has a way of doing things to each of us to make us better people. It will test you relentlessly to see how you react, how you handle the situation and deal with all rewards and consequences. I live with those each day in my life. I try to live and learn, and sometimes, its hard to deal with. I have a lot of respect for those of you who can pass all tests that life has to offer. On many, I have failed and there will be more. I am dealing with a big test right now. Cross your fingers I pass this one. ;) I tend to react without thinking, and speak out before thinking. I have always done that. That will never change about me. There are so many things about me that I cannot change, and there are things about me that I have changed in the past years. Some of which changed after signing up on this site. A few people may have noticed some of changes. Most were for the good, some have been just to tighten up my heart to keep it from being hurt. (funny how things like that

She's Gone...
laura is away she walked out the door no one to live here anymore and you ask me why im wasting my time over a girl no longer mine my world is falling down around me but she will never know but i just cant forget her laura is away and i realized its crazy to see her in your eyes im feeling lost like im going insane dont want to drown you with my pain tonight i want to tell there wasnt forget about my past but my heart keeps beating faster -chorus- 'cause baby when we make love oh oh sometimes i feel i fake love oh no i know its a mistake but in your place i can see laura here i see her face see her face oooh oh oooo laura is away she locked out with key laura is no longer part of me even though i keep asking why i cant believe she said goodbye when i think about her moving slowly and another sweet embrace there is no way I can replace her 'cause baby when we make love oh oh sometimes i feel i fake love oh no i know its a mistake but in your place i

Am I The Only One..........
...that has one of those "wonderful friends" that needs a little refresher class on what true friendship is all about? One of those friends that you never hear from until they need a favor? You know when they want something, because out of the blue, they contact you and will basically talk your ears off and manage to slide in asking for that favor. Of course, I normally do the favor, because I try to be there for my friends. As soon as the favor is done, the contact is again stopped. It's not so much that they ask for the favors. But be a friend all the time, not just when you need something. I myself ask my friends for favors at times. That is what friends do for each other. But I can honestly say that I try to be the best friend I can be all the time, not just when I need something. I don't like being used and I don't like users. I guess I just miss the friendship that was once shared between myself and the person I am speaking of. And yes, I've tried to talk to them about i

I've Finally Found Someone {lyrics}
I finally found someone who knocks me off my feet i finally found the one who makes me feel complete it started over coffee we started off as friends its funny how from simple things the best things begin this time its different, it's all because of you its betther than it's ever been cause we can talk it through ooo...my favorite line was can i call you sometime its all u had to say to take my breath away this is it Chorus i finally found someone someone to share my life i finally found the one to be with every night cuz whatever i do it's just got to be you my life has just begun i finally found someone oooh someone .i finally found somenoe did i keep u waiting? (i didnt mind) i apologize (baby that's fine) i will wait forever just to know you were mine (ooh) you know i love your hair ( sure it looks right?) i love what you wear (isnt it too tight?) you're exceptional i can't wait for the rest of my life Chorus ohh my life has just begun i've finally found

Girlfriend Application Tooo Bad No One Will Fill This Out
Name: Age: Height: Weight: Body Type: Hair color: Eye color: Favorite color: Dating Age Range: Do you work out?: Favorite food: Whats your AIM or MSN screen name: Tattoos?: Piercings?: Drink?: Smoke?: Any Other drugs?: Would you care if i did drugs?: Would you care if i drank?: Are you a virgin?: Do you have sex?: (if so) How Often?: Is sex all your looking for?: Do you have any STD's?: Would you kiss me anytime?: Anywhere?: Do you like to cuddle?: How much?: Have you ever been cheated on?: Would you cheat on me?: Have you ever cheated on someone?: Do you have animals?: If not do you like animals?: List your top 3 music artists 1. 2. 3. Top 3 movies 1. 2. 3.: Do you like to party?: What if i wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you?: What if i wanted to kiss you in the rain?: Are you spontaneous?: Like your picture taken?: Do you drive?: Go to school?: IMPORTANT QUESTIONS! Would you hold my hand as we walk through the

Auction (closed)
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1423864&i=513540610 OK i am in an auction and the highest bidder on me wins: 1. all photos rated 2. all stash rated 3. mumm made all about you 4. salute made by me with your name on it 5. nsfw salute made by me with your name on it 6. my undivided attention... you can bid with fubucks, vips, blasts, tickers, and happy hours.. all cash prizes trump over fubucks.. please show some love and come vote on me... just click on the pic and it will take you there...

I Dont Know If Ill Be Able To Complete This One...
Ten Things You Want To Say To Ten Different People: 1. To my Grandparents... Thank you for raising me and getting me started on the right foot. Now let me do what I want with my life. 2. To my dad.... I wish you were here to see me grow up. I miss you. 3. To my sister....You are the best and I'm glad you didn't give TaMya up. 4. To Linda and Jeanette... I miss you girls and wish we could hang out more often. 5. To Saphire (my girl)... I feel so safe with you and I know is shows that you make me happy. Ive been told I look happier. 6. To my aunts... Thank you for always supporting me... 7. To my Haley... I'm glad we are friends and I love your band. 8. To Saphire's ex... You screwed up bitch. 9. To Truman (My ex)... You turned me to girls... thank you. lol 10. To my friends.... You're the coolest friends I could ever hope for. Nine Things About Yourself: 1. I'm a Pepsi-aholic. 2. I miss my girlfriend soooo much! (take it to fact that we've never met in person, but i'v

'fatboijordan'
'fatboijordan' Another fucking downrating bitch ass fake account. Rated my "I Love My Friends" tag a 4. What a Bitch! So just a heads up, the bitch's links are below. View Downrater Block Downrater Leave Comment For Downrater

Guest Book
HELLO, Hi everyone, I am posting this Blog to invite each and everyone of you to please sign my new Guest Book and post your favorite photo. I would greatly appreciate this. Your Fubar Friend, Jet_Tweaker

This Ex Friend Thinks Im Stupid
Well lets just give you a breifing shall we..... Just before christmas 07 chris and i had ask some 'friends' to look afterour animals while we went up to barnsley, we were told by medical professionals to go up there long story not what im writing about, you wanna know then ask. anyways once we were up there we were invited to stay over christams, so we got incontact with these 'friends' to ask if they could look after them tellin them we would give them money to cover any costs they might spend on the animals, but cuttin a long sotry short they said yes they could, and on christams eve i believe it was i got a txt tellin me if i didnt come home she was gonna re-home our animals, well one thing lead to another and we had a huge argument needless to say im no longer friends with her. when we got home to came to rats that had no food in their cage and their water bottles had been emptied and left at the side of their cage, they had lost weight and were seriously dehydrated and star

Hating Life!!!
WOW!! Where do i fucking begin. Well, i guess first i can tell you that I am one really pissed off mother fucker! Life is twisted just like my motto... So, I'm in a place that my EX wife gave to me because she moved in with her boyfriend. K, this is where I want to fucking break something or someone. Seriously. They did not have to sign a lease to live there. Great right, me and my kids living together no worries right. No ex to deal with right. Well, one day i get a call and the BITCH CUNT HORROR!!! says that she has to kick me out because she and her BF couldn'y afford their place anymore. So what happens. Nowhere to go. WOW! Behold Nate... you can sleep in the garage that i'm starting to rent monday. WOW! A FUCKING GARAGE!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!! A GARAGE!!!! I have never had HATRED burn in me the way it does now pwoplw. It gets better...lol. well... yeah... So. I'm in the garage for about a month and a half or so. I met a great friend and now i'm staying there. Next thing

A Ride With Grandpa
A grandfather, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time. One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and he really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather. "Well," the grandfather asked, "did you enjoy your ride with your grandmother?" "Oh yes, Grandpa" the girl replied, "and do you know what? We didn't see a single dumb bastard or lousy shit head!" Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?

Hmmm...
Hey all, i'm trying to find a song to put on the player i have on here, and to have it for somewhere else. But the one i have i searched it and it doesn't have the mp3 link, if you can help me out in finding this song i will give you fubucks. A side of being very happy! the song is called "Good Morning Baby" and i think it's by "Bic Runga", i can find it on youtube video and stuff. But not in the http://blahblahblah.mp3 form. So send me a shoutout or leave me a message if you have any idea ty.

Just A Rambling
Goodbye TimeBy Blake SheltonBest Video Codes life sure does have a funny way of lettin things happen sometimes..today i thought was gonna bea good day then it just went to shit. sometimes i get so tired of tryin to have things.....tryin to be good to everyone that i just want to say fuck it just when i think something good might happen...bam it is shot to shit...oh well such is life i guess bt dam when is it gonna end

Semen: The Anti-depressant
Semen acts as an anti-depressant * 19:00 26 June 2002 * Exclusive from New Scientist Print Edition. Subscribe and get 4 free issues. * Raj Persaud Printable versionEmail to a friendRSS FeedSyndicate (Photo: Getty Images) (Photo: Getty Images) Tools digg thisAdd My YahooAdd Google Reader reddit submitNewsvineciteulike submit Related Articles * Depression genes differ in men and women * 28 March 2002 * Brain scans reveal placebo effect in depressed patients * 2 January 2002 * Brain "pacemaker" has long-term effects on depression * * Search New Scientist * Contact us Web Links * Gordon Gallup, State University of New York * Archives of Sexual Behavior * Indiana University of Pennsylvania Semen makes you happy. That's the remarkable conclusion of a study comparing women whose partners wear condoms with those whose partners don't. The study, which is bound to provoke controversy, showed that the

Dj Devine Giveaway On Blue Orion Lounge!
$500 Fubucks to the first person that can recognize the mystery song during my shows this week and and name the movie that the song is in.....not every song played is a mystery song (just the songs that I have picked out as mystery songs having been songs in movies, plays, and shows)...but don't miss the mystery songs...because there are many. Come on in and join in on the fun.... DJ Devine, Blue Orion Lounge Playing songs from the last 4 decades, including some Austrialian and British songs, as well as some Indie musicians. February 28th (THURS) 5-8p CST February 29th (FRI) 2-5p CST March 1st (SAT) 11a-2p CST and... March 2nd (SUN) 2-5p CST (covering for DJ Mantis this week)

Path
A friend is one who stands to share Your every touch of grief and care He comes by chance, but stays by choice Your praises he is quick to voice No grievous fault or passing whim Can make an enemy of him And though your need be great or small His strength is yours throughout it all No matter where your path may turn Your welfare is his chief concern No matter what your dream may be He prays your triumph soon to see There is no wish your tongue can tell But what it is your friend's as well The life of him who has a friend Is double-guarded to the end.

Sarah, Day 730
Yes, it’s our little girl’s second birthday today! Having just gotten over a case of thrush mouth last week and taking the cough everybody in the house but Jeffrey seems to be sharing, I’m glad she’s healthy and when I see her smile (heck, when I see her come downstairs in the morning, whether she comes herself or Martha’s carrying her or I am) it really warms me up! So does our son Jeffrey smiling, of course, because I know they’re not at the age they’ve learned to fake it. They’re genuinely glad to see me and have fun with me; even when I’m a jerk, they still want to be there with me and don’t run downstairs with Mary to watch prerecorded shows and stay up ridiculously late and be crabs for not getting enough sleep … but I digress. That’s another thing that really chafes my hide about being a grownup; we often end up putting filters on what we really think outside and even inside our home. Don’t get me wrong. If it weren’t for personal diplomacy our attempt at a civilized soc

Owned????? Wtf?
People on this site crack me the fuck up. I mean this person owns that person and they seriously get on here and fight over each other! It's really fucking crazy. First of all, i am my own person and i would never want someone to own me. I as well wouldn't want to own anyone else. It's funny to me that they get on here though and seriously fight with each other about it! If you live in two different states, what the hell are you doing on here fighting over these men and women for? As if they are the only people on the planet or something? Hell you dont really know if these people are who and what they say they are! There is life beyond the computer people and some of you seriously need to chill and get up from behind your desk sometimes and go outside or to a club and meet someone new!!!!

Whatz's Up Babes From Biker Brat
THERE ARE ALOT OF PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO THANK FOR THERE SUPPORT DURING THIS TIME IN MY LIFE. THESE PEOPLE KNOW WHO THEY ARE AND I LOVE THEM WITH ALL MY HEART. I JUST HAVE ONE THING TO ASK DON'T PITTY OR FEEL SORRY FOR ME I DON'T NEED IT I AM STILL ME AND ALL I WANT IS YOU TO KEEP FUCKIN ROCKIN AND TREAT ME THE SAME WAY YOU ALWAYS HAVE. NO MATTER THE OUT COME KEEP IT REAL AND AND HOLD ON TO THE MOMMENTS THAT LAST. OX ^5333333333333333 ^5333333333/444444444444

Orange Peel... Scourge Of My Lunch!!
It's my turn to have a nervous breakdown. I want one. Everyone is having them. They must be something worth getting into. So here's mine 3...2...1... That wasn't as great as people are making it out to be. Anyway... I woke up this morning after having a night full of questionable dreams. My neck hurt, my head hurts, and I could seriously use some... that's another blog. SINCE WHEN DOES LUNCH HAVE A RIGHT TO PISS ME OFF? I really wanted an orange but the orange making people make the skins an impenetrable fortress of delicious. Oh yea. Robin and I are gonna go see a movie and go out to dinner. Second psuedo date I've had in a week! Go me *dance*

I Love You.
My sweetest Hope... I've never written anyone a loveletter before. So please bare with me on this. I dont mind the rest of the world reading how i really feel about you. I lay awake at night sometimes thinking about how happy you've made me. Its heart to pen down the feelings of my heart. Every time i try to make an attempt i end up failing miserably. Please bare with me. I'll give you this simple phrase for starts.. I love you. I think i can say it no better then those 3 magical words. I still remember that day i first layed eyes on you. February 7. Our lucky day. It was something in those beautifull eyes of yours. That smile. I just knew i wanted to spend alot of time getting to know you. Drowning myself in those eyes and hoping to be saved by you. You did save me and you did so much more then that. I feel in love with you. Hopelessly, recklessly and endlessly. It scared me alot. But at the same time it was the most amazing feeling i have ever felt. Its not puppy love.

Re: Lawyer Says Bin Laden Did Not Orchestrate 9/11
RE: Lawyer Says Bin Laden Did Not Orchestrate 9/11 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 28 Feb 2008, 18:49 Lawyer Says Bin Laden Did Not Orchestrate 9/11 During Terror Trial Skepticism towards the 9/11 official story reached the Australian Supreme Court this week after a lawyer asserted that the attacks were not orchestrated by Osama bin Laden during the trial of an alleged terror group in Melbourne. http://prisonplanet.com/articles/february2008/022808_bin_laden.htm

Defying Gravity
So last night I went and saw Wicked live. It was amazing. I have never seen anything like it before. The story line was even just indescribable. I was in Awe the whole time. It kept me on the edge of my seat throughout the whole show. It actually pointed out a good question. Are people born Wicked or is Wickedness thrust upon them? I have my own opinion on that subject but others tend to disagree with me. They say that we are born Wicked. I disagree. I think that we have Wickedness thrust upon us. We are born an innocent child. How can we be born Wicked when we are to young and naive? We are just that innocent. But that is my own opinion. But the musical was so good. I want to see it again. I am totally wanting to.

Feb 28
February 28, 2008 Quote of the Day "When you have a great and difficult task, something perhaps almost impossible, if you only work a little at a time, every day a little, suddenly the work will finish itself." – Isak Dinesen

Hello Again-tommy Lee
There's so much to say to you from here Is this transmission coming clearly? Do you hear me?.. Yeah The paper has been peeling off the walls Give it a year 'til it all falls, 'til it all falls yeah Hello, again, hello there It's been so long And this place is not the same without you Hello, (Hello, hello) hello there It's been so long And the colors all turn gray without you And so far There's nothing I can do to not remember To Not remember, you're so lucky And so far (far away) I've been living underground to keep the day out (keep the day out, you're so lucky) Hello, again, hello there It's been so long And this place is not the same without you Hello, (Hello, hello) hello there It's been so long And the colors all turn gray without you I've been wandering the halls (I've been wandering the halls) This place is quiet as a church (As a church) Hello, again, hello there It's been so long... it's been so long Hello, again, hello there It's been

Prince Harry In Taleban Fighting
Prince Harry in Taleban fighting The prince's deployment was subject to a news blackout Prince Harry on patrol Prince Harry has been fighting the Taleban on the front line in Afghanistan, the MoD has confirmed. Harry, 23, who is third in line to the throne, has spent the last 10 weeks serving in Helmand Province. The prince joked about his nickname "the bullet magnet", but said: "I finally get the chance to do the soldiering that I want to do." The deployment was subject to a news blackout deal, which broke down after being leaked by foreign media. Chief of the General Staff Sir Richard Dannatt, who is head of the British Army, said he was disappointed the news had leaked. It's very nice to be sort of a normal person for once Prince Harry Harry relates experience 'As normal as it gets' Harry on Afghan life In a statement, he said: "I am very disappointed that foreign websites have decided to run this story without consulting us. "T

World Domination
Your objective is simple: World Domination Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure Stage One: To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black? Stage Two: Next, you will Destroy the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Mutant Race to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Slaughter, as lesser men whisper your name in terror. Stage Three: Finally, you will Activate your Secret Death Ray, bringing about the Dead rising from the Grave. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god. Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Big??
K, I'm sure I'm being biased because of my taste in men, but...what's up with all these guys using 'big' in their names? I mean, I've seen more 'big dogs' and 'big daddies' who are scrawny little things...it's soooo misleading! To me, if a guy under 6'2" or 200lbs uses 'big', he's just being a 'big' asshat.

Choices
We all have them... My mistakes in life are not unique...So many people have chosen the paths that I have walked...Some have come away a better person...I know I have...And others have chosen that path over and over again because they just can't see the little light at the end... My life is an open book to anyone that asks...Although I have one secret that I will only tell if I feel that it might affect future interactions between that person and I...I have mentally beaten myself to death over and over because of it...And..have had it done by others... I feel that this will keep me single until the day I no longer exist...Scary to people that are ignorant of it...And I can't blame them...I can't even blame myself this time... I'm a firm believer in choices...Oh the choices I've made in my life could have been better...Ok...should have been better...but at least I still had a choice...But when a choice isn't even given...what do you do?...You wake up one day and find out that

Bedroom Grade
Your Bedroom Grade: A You are an expert in bed or should I say sexpert? But you're going to have to reach (around) for that A+. You are a natural in bed, and anyone that has had you brags about it long afterwards! What's your Bedroom Grade? at QuizUniverse.com

Coconut Layer Cake
INGREDIENTS * 3/4 cup shortening * 3/4 teaspoon salt * 1 1/2 cups white sugar * 2 cups milk * 3 eggs * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 3 cups sifted all-purpose flour * 4 1/2 teaspoons baking powder * 1 teaspoon almond extract * 1 cup flaked coconut * 1/3 cup corn syrup * 2 tablespoons water * 1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 3/4 cup white sugar DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease two 9 inch round layer cake pans. 2. Separate eggs reserve 2 of the egg whites for the frosting. Cream shortening, add 1 1/2 cups of the sugar, beaten egg yolks, and 1 egg white; continue beating until well combined. 3. Sift flour with baking powder and salt, mix with coconut and add alternately with milk and the almond extract to the shortening mixture. Pour batter into the prepared pans. 4. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 de

Pavlova
* 6 egg whites * 1 pinch salt * 1 1/2 teaspoons vinegar * 2 cups castor sugar or superfine sugar * 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract * 1/2 cup sweetened flaked coconut * 2 cups sweetened whipped cream * 1 cup fresh strawberries, sliced * 2 kiwifruit, peeled, halved lengthwise, and sliced * 1 fresh peach - peeled, pitted and sliced * 1/2 cup fresh blueberries DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat the oven to 450 degrees F (220 degrees C). You will be turning the temperature down to 300 degrees F (150 degrees C) when you put this in to bake. 2. Combine the egg whites and salt in a large bowl. Beat with an electric mixer, or stand mixer using a whisk attachment until able to form soft peaks. Sprinkle in the sugar 1 tablespoon at a time while continuing to whip to stiff peaks. Stir in the vanilla and vinegar, and fold in coconut if using. Spread evenly into a 9 or 10 inch round glass dish, making sure to spread out to all of the edges. 3

No Subject
so i'm sitting here and i have relized,many things you hear or see may nt be what you think they are. So i start wondering why on earth, how on earth do we get all these ideas in our head, like when you meet someone and you really like them ur like omg this could be it, what were we programed with as childern to make us think that way? Or when we see a fight we eather stop and stare or look away, why dont we try to help in some way, if u see a guy hit his woman y nt try to stop it? But as a whole this world has been tought to turn a blind eye to all things "disturbing".honstly how many of us are truley trying to raise our kids differantly than the way we were?

Carrot And Walnut Cake
INGREDIENTS * 3 cups all-purpose flour * 1 cup vegetable oil * 1 1/2 cups confectioners' sugar * 1 cup chopped walnuts * 1 cup grated carrots * 1 cup milk * 6 eggs * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 3 teaspoons baking powder * 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon * 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg * 1/2 teaspoon ground cardamom DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour one 9 or 10 inch tube pan. 2. Sift the flour, baking soda, and baking powder together and set aside. 3. Beat the eggs with the ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, and ground cardamom together for 5 minutes. Stir in the confectioner's sugar and mix well. Beat in the vegetable oil and continue beating for 5 minutes. 4. Alternately add the flour mixture and the milk, 1 tablespoon at a time, to the egg mixture. With a spoon stir in the carrots and the walnuts. Pour batter into prepared pan. 5. B

This Is Dedicated To The Ones I Love
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick - - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth. Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you

Peanut Butter And Chocolate Balls
INGREDIENTS * 1/2 cup butter, melted * 2 cups creamy peanut butter * 2 cups confectioners' sugar * 2 cups dry milk powder * 2 cups cornflakes cereal * 15 ounces semisweet chocolate, chopped DIRECTIONS 1. Line a cookie sheet with aluminum foil or waxed paper. 2. In a medium bowl, mix together the butter, peanut butter, confectioners' sugar and powdered milk until smooth. Mix in the cornflakes. Wet hands and roll tablespoonfuls of dough into balls. Place them onto the prepared cookie sheet, cover and refrigerate overnight. 3. The next day, melt chocolate in a metal bowl over simmering water, stirring occasionally until smooth. Remove bowl from heat. Using a fork, dip the balls into the chocolate and return them to the foil covered cookie sheet. Refrigerate until firm. These can be made up to a week ahead if kept refrigerated.

Chess Cake
INGREDIENTS * 1 (18.5 ounce) package yellow cake mix * 1/2 cup butter, softened * 3 eggs * 1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese * 4 cups confectioners' sugar DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 9x13 inch cake pan. 2. In a large bowl mix together cake mix, butter and 1 egg. Pat batter into greased 9x13 inch pan. 3. In a medium size mixing bowl mix together cream cheese, 2 eggs and sugar. Pour the cream cheese mixture over the cake mix batter. 4. Bake for 35 minutes or until golden brown.

Days Off......
Damn, I don't know how to act. Was supposed to get 2 days off, and it turned into 4. And to tell you the truth, I HATE IT!!!! I'm so DAMNNNNNN Bored I could Scream!!! I can't wait until Friday when I can point my nose towards El Paso, Texas!!! I won't even mind the thought of having to drive the "Goat Trails" through Utah and New Mexico. Wierd isn't it.... The whole time I'm on the road I'm thinking how nice it would be to actually get some time off, then when it happens I can't wait to get back on the road again. Go Figger eh? Oh well..... Such is life through a Windshield. *shrug*

Beer Vs Pussy
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy... A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. advantage: Tie If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get m

To All Men Of Fubar
Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do. But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me. When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I'm not going to just lie still - I'll get involved. But don't make me force your hand into my panties

Better Than Sex Cake
INGREDIENTS * 1 (18.25 ounce) package devil's food cake mix * 1/2 (14 ounce) can sweetened condensed milk * 6 ounces caramel ice cream topping * 3 (1.4 ounce) bars chocolate covered toffee, chopped * 1 (8 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed number of stars READ REVIEWS (525) * Review/Rate This Recipe * Save To Recipe Box * Add to Shopping List * Add a Personal Note * Post a Recipe Photo * Post a Favorite Food List * Create a Menu DIRECTIONS 1. Bake cake according to package directions for a 9x13 inch pan; cool on wire rack for 5 minutes. Make slits across the top of the cake, making sure not to go through to the bottom. 2. In a saucepan over low heat, combine sweetened condensed milk and caramel topping, stirring until smooth and blended. Slowly pour the warm topping mixture over the top of the warm cake, letting it sink into the slits; then sprinkle the crushed chocolate toffee bars liberall

This Is Too True To Be Very Funny
This is too true to be very funny The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, But one advertising agency did a good job of Putting that figure into some perspective in One of its releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was walking on the earth. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were Living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division . . Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans Interesting number , wh

Chris Rock
I am going to see Chris Rock live at the Fox in Detroit on feb 29th!! :D I have never seen a live comedian and he should be a great fist! I hope it will be a really funny show!!! I'll let everyone know how it was :D

Story Iii
It wasn't until early morning that the housekeeper, announcing her find with a an ear piercing shriek, found a body- completely devoid of any signs of life and visibly disfigured- in the farthest emergency exit staircase. The woman's face still bore the grimace of uncontrollable horror, her mouth still frozen in a scream, and something unknown but positively terrifying forever imprinted in her corneas. No one but the yellow striped walls and low hanging antique chandeliers would ever know what happened to this poor soul.

Of Loss And Love
I am going to tell you all what happened to a family not far from me because I want you all to go home and kiss your loved ones. Tell them that you love them and cherish them. You never know when there last day on earth is. In saying that here we go....... Sunday night my mom recieved a call from her bestfriend of 40 yrs. She was so upset and crying that her husband got on the line. He told my mom that Donna's daughter, my mom's best friend, and her mother were killed in a car accident. Her daughter was only 7. She also had a newphew in the car who is still in the ICU. He is only 8. The doctors said his skull looks like a peice of glass that someone took a hammer to. They do not have hopes that he will ever come out of it. My mom called me and told me what happened. She said, Nikki I have to get down to her. Donna lives in Georgia, we live about 13 hours from them. I said, don't worry, I am already looking up bus, plane, and train tickets for you. My brothers, sister, a

Yo Ho Blow The Man Down :)
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We kindle and char, inflame and ignite, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We burn up the city, we're really a fright, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

U2 - One
Is it getting better? Or do you feel the same? Will it make it easier on you, now You got someone to blame You say one love, one life When it's one need, in the night One love, we get to share it It leaves you, baby, if you don't care for it Did I disappoint you? Or leave a bad taste in your mouth? You act like you never had love And you want me to go without Well, it's too late, tonight To drag the past out into the light We're one, but we're not the same We get to carry each other, carry each other One... Have you come here for forgiveness Have you come to raise the dead Have you come here to play Jesus To the lepers in your head Did I ask too much, more than a lot You gave me nothing, now it's all I got We're one, but we're not the same Well, we hurt each other Then we do it again. You say love is a temple, love a higher law Love is a temple, love the higher law You ask me to enter, but then you make me crawl And I can't be holding on, to what you

The Hormone Hostage!!
THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE DAYS IN THE MONTH WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH &HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS! THIS IS A HANDY GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND, CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER! DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE: WHAT'S FOR DINNER? CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER? WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER? HERE, HAVE SOME WINE. ARE YOU WEARING THAT? WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN! WOW! LOOK AT YOU! HERE, HAVE SOME WINE. WHAT ARE YOU SO WORKED UP ABOUT? COULD WE BE OVERREACTING? HERE'S MY PAYCHECK. HERE, HAVE SOME WINE. SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT? YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF APPLES LEFT. CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT? HERE, HAVE SOME WINE WHAT DID YOU DO ALL DAY? I HOPE YOU DIDN'T OVER-DO IT TODAY. I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE! HERE, HAVE SOME MORE WINE. 12 THINGS "PMS" STANDS FOR: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psych

Uhm....lost
what is destiny ....is it something preprogrammed that we follow ?...or is it something we make?......im not sure of the answetr my self .....but i kan honestly say i dont like the legacy im leaving behind me ......ive found my answer to a kouple recent qwestions ....and its not pretty , the biggest qwestion is , have i failed ?......yes i have ...in every aspect . now the biggest qwestion is where do i make up the difference?....where do i try to make what is wrong , right?.....where do i begin to make things work in my favor of me and the people around me ?.....where do i begin to say im sorry ?...and where do i begin to say ive made it right , ive made the accomplishmentsi need to ....done the things i need to ?..im lost on this part , but i guess the best thing i kan do is take one step at a time and hope for the best .....and hope the people i have failed will accept my apology and reason with the fact im human . we all falter at leat once n our lives but for me its been a co

You Can Now Set The Order Of Photos In Your Albums....
go to your my photos page, at the bottom of each album page you'll find a 'change order of photos' link. click that, and drag and drop the photos where you want them. once you're finished, click the save button at the bottom of the page. let me know if you find any problems. werd. -mike

10 Things To Ponder!!
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ..... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The

Garbage - Fix Me Now
Things don't have to be this way Catch me on a better day Bury me above the clouds All the way from here Take away the things I need Take away my fear Hide me in a hollow sound Happy evermore Everything I had to give Gave out long before Fix me now I wish you would (Fix me now) Bring me back to life (Fix me now) Kiss me blind somebody should (Fix me now) From hollow into light Crashing silent broken down Falling into night Who gave up an who gave in I'll go without a fight Cut me down or cut me dead Cut me in or out Kiss me blind time after time Take away my doubt Fix me now I wish you would {Fix me now I wish you would} (Fix me now) Bring me back to life (Fix me now) Kiss me blind somebody should {Kiss me blind somebody should} (Fix me now) From hollow into light Things don't have to be this way Catch me on a better day Nowhere only down from here Pick me off the floor Take away the things I dream One time one place one more Fix me now

Now I've Seen Everything!!!
You know, you gotta love how people do things to keep up appearances! I'm not much for the Fu-marriages or anything like that, but I know of a few I have thought about dong this with, just for fun (I guess I've just gone crazy)! Others say they love you, but then decide to say they are the "r/l g/f" of someone else when they have expressed an interest in you and keep expressing the same interest! Honestly, as hypocritical and selfish as I find it, maybe that is why I am laughing! It shows me that no one really is true to themselves or the ones they say they want to be in an online relationship! You know what: seems like this reads just like the story of my life, which is the other funny part! Can't win for losing, but then again, with this one, who really cares?!

Grateful
So here i am sitting at my desk at a job i really hate lol....working..listening to music....sort of in the twilight zone cuz i did not sleep great last night...went to bed at 3 AM..and now overtired prolly....feeling sort of happy/sad at same time while thinking about different things...then out of the blue...a fubar friend DEW THE DEW pops up (lol not literally ladies don't get all excited)...and throws me some 11's ...and sends me roses and a picture he made for me (which is gorgeous) and put a smile on my face ....and suddenly the cloud that hovered over me today is gone (yipee) lol. So ....this particular blog...is made to thank two very special fubar friends of mine who always put a smile on my face. Michael from Wisconsin...was my very very first fubar Friend..and first one to send me a gift and message and welcome me to Fubieland as i call it...lol. Michael, i love you friend but u already know that :P. and ...ba ba ba boom.... DEW THE DEW xoxoxo ...you have alw

Joydrop - Sometimes Wanna Die
Don’t worry ‘bout one thing Don’t worry 'bout nothin she said I'm not gonna let this one go Nobody’s on my side Nobody seems to see how much, How deep, how far these things can be My eyes are dry and I, My eyes are dry and I, I, still don’t even know you I, I, still wish that I could hold you I, I, I sometimes wanna die And everywhere I go And everyone I see Somehow Almost sets me free And the space where we meet Is different from the rest And I just can't seem to forget that My eyes are dry and I, I, still don’t even know you I, I, still wish that I could hold you I, I, I sometimes wanna die I sometimes wanna die I sometimes wanna… And you were at the start And now you are the end And you left me with nothing to defend I need the voice of a good friend Can't stop myself from laughing No matter how sad These things can be These things can be My eyes are bright and I, I, still don’t even know you I, I, still wish that I could hold you I, I,

Casey And Subby's Fu Dictionary
ASS- WE LOVE U ASSRIDER- YOU COME OUT OF NO WHERE LIKE DAVID HASSELHOFF AND BE OUR FRIENDS AND FOLLOW US AROUND LIKE MY BUDDY :D (STAY TUNED FOR AN ALBUM...PURELY A FUNNY) A FUNNY- TRYING! TO JOKE AROUND HOFF'D OUR ASS/GOT HOFF'D- COME OUT OF NO WHERE WHILE DORMANT FOR SOME TIME HOFFING- WE ARE POSTING RANDOM HASSELHOFF PICS ON UR PROFILE SQUAB- A DUMB ASS (IN OUR OWN DICTIONARY) KUMQUAT- UR A DUMB ASS (IN OUR OWN DICTIONARY) FERGENUGEN- NO IDEA BUT SAY IT ITS FUN BOO BOO- IM CASEY'S BITCH STAY TUNED MY BRAIN SHUT DOWN :D

Maldita123 This One Is Building As You Read It :p
Maldita123: no i dont sorry ->Maldita123: i'll hook you up with free access for a week too ->Maldita123: can i show you my cam too i lvoe having someone watch me get dirty too Maldita123: I do anything ya want, you're the director. lol except animals. ->Maldita123: oooh define dirty Maldita123: wanna see me naked and play dirty on my cam? Maldita123: wanna have fun with me? ->Maldita123: hi Maldita123: hi

Joydrop - Beautiful
If I was beautiful like you Oh the things I would do Those not so blessed would be crying out murder And I'd just laugh and get away with it too Like you do If I was beautiful like you I would never be at fault I'd walk in the rain between the rain drops Bringing traffic to a halt But that would never be Never, never be Cause I'm not beautiful like you I'm beautiful like me, I'm beautiful like me If I was beautiful like you I'd be quick to assume They'd do anything to please me, why not I see their reaction when you walk into the room But that would never be Never, never, never be Cause I'm not beautiful like you I'm beautiful like me, beautiful like me Beautiful, beautiful like me Like me, Like me... If I was beautiful like you I'd have so many friends All fighting for my time to be next in line So if I hurt one, I wouldn't have to make amends But that would never be Never, never, never be Cause I'm not beautful like you I'm not beautiful like

The Pentacle
Imagine the perfect apple, ripe and bursting with life. Sliced in half, it reveals a beautiful five-point symmetry-a star formed by the seeds inside. In fact, each of these five seeds may be seen to contain a symbolism of its own mirroring the spiritual aspects of this universal symbol: idea, sustenance, life, secret knowledge and the hidden mysteries within the earth. Why has this beautiful and potent emblem, the five-pointed star or pentagram, become such a misunderstood and stigmatized symbol in these times of re-emerging enlightenment? In the tale of Adam and Eve, the apple signified hidden knowledge which was forbidden to human kind. Other early cultures encouraged holy and learned persons in their search for divine wisdom. For example, the Vedas state that the universe and ourselves are One, and that by realizing this and tapping into that Universal energy and state, we achieve wholeness and bliss. These concepts were known to many ancient civilizations. For most of the wester

To Thine Ownself, Be True
Never put your trust or faith in anyone other than yourself They will always let you down They'll tell you things to make you believe Then drop off the planet Or worse, be there, but not respond to you You are the only one that will be with you forever Don't expect anyone else to take that journey with you They can't, it's impossible I have yet to meet someone that is loyal Someone steadfast in their convictions Someone who hasn't fed me a line of bullshit. Even the ones you think you know, you don't

Babydoll's Drink Special Lol
Whiskey BabyDoll - straight up blend of Jack Daniels, Jim Beam and a splash of Peach Schnops! NAMED AFTER BABYDOLL, THIS ONE WILL PUT SOME FUN ON THEM BUNZ OR HAIR ON YA CHEST, WHICH SHE'LL BE PLAYIN WITH! LMAOOO :P~ cum n get some! lol

Random Bullshit
Well, I'm stressed as shit. Big fucking shock. I need to sleep more... or, more soundly if nothing else. I woke up a lot last night... and recently just haven't slept well for one reason or another. I don't feel well. I've been sick, a lot... and it just seems like so much bullshit is going on in my life. I'm just, sick of people's bullshit. I want to get away for a few days... i really freaking need to. Just me, alone, and some peace and quiet... will i get it? Probably not...

Thinking Of You...
The warmth it is I feel in thinking of her, and of imagining what it would feel like if time-shared with her was given more often. There’s a nature about her in the way she expresses herself, in the way right that bears proofs of purity, of grace and of innocence. The softness within her words and within her voice and how she carries herself is graceful. She is that of an Angelic goddess but not one of who only bears characteristics of single mythology but one of many. She is as though the Muse to my words, as the words she expresses to I are of dramatic chorus inspiring feeling within to answer her truthfully. I have never taken to thought as to how to write or breath words to anyone, they are words of truth without desire to obtain anything in return when spoken. I speak from the heart, from depths within of honesty and of how I feel; I alone merely translate my feelings into words. But how it has come that she is such inspiration of them. Though as she is my Terpsichore, the

Update On My Baby Girl Liberti
FOR THOSE THAT CARE ,,,,SOME OF MY FRIENDS ON HERE KNOW WHAT SHE IS GOIN THRU AND HAS GONE THRU BUT I WANTED TO LET YA KNOW THAT SHE WENT TO THE NEUROLOGIST TODAY AND NOW HAS TO HAVE AN MRI DONE..SHE DOESNT HAVE MUCH MUSCLE TONE ON HER LEFT SIDE THE DOC SEEMS TO THINK SHE MAY HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER EYES AS WELL SO SHE HAS TO SEE AN EYE SPECIALIST TO SEE WHAT IS GOIN ON THERE..SHE ALSO HAS TO HAVE SOME PHYSICAL THERAPY AS WELL TO HELP HER GAIN SOME STRENGTH SO WE ARE GONNA BE VERY BUSY THE NEXT FEW MONTHS I WILL KEEP MY TRUE FRIENDS POSTED ON HER APPTS AND WITH WHAT IS GOIN ON ...

Munchkin Land
Ok i hate to have to ruin every girls thought of the Wizard of Oz but fuck it I gotta tell it the way a guy would be thinking it, and im just the right guy to tell it.So to put it simple why would three guys with one girl be looking for a brain, heart and courage when I know they would be trying to get that pussy.I mean come on ladies you know a guy dont need brains to fuck are dicks do the thinking by then and a heart you definately know we dont have to love you to fuck you and lastly courage haaa i mean come on its only pussy dont be scuuuuuured.Let it be known that next time you come across munchkin land ask to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of cock.

Prince Harry In Taleban Fighting Bs
Prince Harry in Taleban fighting Prince Harry has been fighting the Taleban on the front line in Afghanistan, the Ministry of Defence has confirmed. Harry, 23, who is third in line to the throne, has spent the last 10 weeks serving in Helmand Province. It comes after the prince's planned tour to Iraq last year had to be cancelled because of a security risk sparked by publicity.

Irish1's Drink Special -- Irish Rox
Irish Rox - a blend of kaluha, irish cream and a splash of pepermint schnops on the rox! This drink special named after Irish1 will have ya feelin smooth and special allll night long , just like he can! weeehooooooo!! ;) lol

Sorry Friends
Sorry I havent been around much. Ive been working in Wisconsin for the last month and havent had time to get online for long. Just wanted all of you to know why I havent been sending comments or responding to comments or mail. home on monday! Dave

Nsfw Photos..
who actually can say what is a NSFW photo...i have had 2 of my photos marked NSFW by some asshat...i for the life of me couldnt find what was so offensive...i see cleavage on here alot..and if i marked everyphoto i felt could even remotely be offensive..dont ya think we would be spending all of our time uploading photos to make e1 else happy...thats bull...im sure not here to impress anyone..and if people can rate others a 5 or 6..just cuz they think they wanna be honest..thats bull too..beauty is in the eye of the beholder i was always told...i know im not a 10..but when someone rates me a 10..it makes me excited..if its only for a little while...anyways..i cant for the life of me figure out why my 2 photos were offensive to others when i can say that all the skinny girls showin lots of cleavage is offensive to me...come on now...we need to be real and this is just a bunch of bull...so i just wanna know what the heck people are thinkin...if they get offended by some stupid cartoon pic

Latest Jersey Finds 'significant'
Latest Jersey finds 'significant' Key areas under spotlight Police searching a former children's home following child abuse allegations say they have discovered "a couple of finds of some significance". The finds were made in a cellar under Haut de la Garenne in Jersey, where 160 people have said they were abused. Lenny Harper, Jersey's deputy police chief, said: "They are items which witnesses have said were in there when offences were committed against them." On Saturday a child's skull was discovered on the premises. Underground room Search teams have been digging turf around the home's grounds which they believe may have been disturbed. Mr Harper said the finds were made in a bricked-up cellar - one of three underground rooms being investigated by officers at the home. He told reporters that the two items discovered would "tend to provide corroboration for some of the allegations which we have received about offences that were committed".

Shawna's New Job
My secretary buzzed the intercom to tell me that my interview had arrived. Sara was efficient and I knew she had her fill out the required paperwork and had already asked her a few questions about her background. Moments later she came into my office to offer her observations. The woman was very nice and pleasant, she had manners, and she was more mature than others her age I had interviewed. Sara was known to be harsh so I had to see who had warranted such a glowing report. Reading her resume, her name was Shawna and she had the right credentials for the position, but many people looked good on paper, the real test was in the hot seat. I had nicknamed my office chairs that some time ago; many had crashed and burned in those chairs. I buzzed for Sara to allow Shawna in. When she walked into the room I noticed her smile and eyes. The eyes looked green, and the smile was warm. She had worn a red wrap blouse, and a black skirt, panty hose and modest high heels, and a leather case ro

Realize The Value, Treasure Each Moment!!!!
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother Who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when You can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a friend or family member....LOSE ONE. The origin of this letter is unknown, But it brings good l

So Last Night In Jersey...
...i had lots of fun with Ryan and stuff. and he was acting all weird and stuff... and chris didn't help me and stuff... and Ruby... WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU AND STUFF?!?!?!?!

Shawn Is Coming To Day
So Shawn will be here tonight..Yes, folks, he is moving up here with me to the ville. CONSIDER THIS FUICIDAL TO MY DU STATUS .. WOOTS !!! I am so excited, nervous and alllllllllll that jazz... No need to get gettin emotional on yawl ... Be happy for Casey ... Shawn is a great man and i love him dearly .. I needed this peace of mind and that he gives me . Check out his blogs. oh and Subby is a mimja............. and Jeezy has cooties 8-p

Want A Bling Pack???
Well I want fu buxxx... So here is the deal I will buy 1 person a bling pack only.... In return I want 400K in fu buxxx for the pack.... lv me a message in here.. The 1st 2 that leave a message saying yes i want the pack I will buy for ..... Hurry fast tho....

Info Blog
> > > > > > FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad.. 3. Must add owner to family 4. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 5. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 6. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 7. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 8. All rules are subject to change as we grow. the limit on the

Carragher Cautioned For Assault
Carragher cautioned for assault He was formally interviewed and accepted his caution Liverpool defender Jamie Carragher has been arrested and cautioned by police for common assault. The former England international, 30, was questioned on Wednesday about a roadside argument with a man near his Crosby home on Tuesday. Carragher had been on his way to training at the club's Melwood ground at the time. The assault was reported to Merseyside Police by a witness to the incident involving the Bootle-born player. Later that day the alleged victim reported Liverpool's vice-captain to officers who arranged an appointment to interview Carragher. Common assault can include anything from spitting to shoving. A Merseyside Police spokesman said: "We can confirm that a 30-year-old man from the Blundellsands area received a police caution for common assault in relation to an incident on Liverpool Road, Crosby, on Tuesday February 26." A spokesman for Liverpool FC decli

Wheel Of The Year
Wiccans, Pagans, and Witches celebrate these holidays to attune themselves with the cycles of nature and to build a connection to the Goddess and God. Most Wiccan festivals are connected to a specific Deity, such as Brigid on Imbolc and Lugh on Lughnassadh. The eight Wiccan Sabbats are the most popular Wiccan holidays; four of them are Greater Sabbats, which are agriculturally based. The remaining four are Lesser Sabbats, which are astronomically based. The days leading up to the Greater Sabbats are the days of the “Wild Hunt” in which the Horned One and his entourage soar across the skies. The word “holiday” is derived from “holy day”. Therefore, these days aren’t just an excuse to be lazy or have time off school or work; they are sacred! Wiccan mythology promotes the idea of the “Wheel of the Year” which is symbolic; the phrase “the wheel has turned” means the seasons are changing or that another Sabbat has arrived. Throughout the “Wheel of the Year” the Goddess changes from Maide

Four Children Die In Gaza Strike
Four children die in Gaza strike More than 200 Palestinians have been killed since November Four Palestinian children have been killed in an Israeli air strike in the northern Gaza Strip, local medics say. Reports say they were playing near the Jabaliya refugee camp. Israel said it had targeted a rocket-launching cell. Later, a Hamas militant was killed in an Israeli air strike near Beit Hanoun and a security post near the house of Hamas leader Ismail Haniya was hit. On Wednesday, a rocket fired by Hamas killed an Israeli student near Sderot, the first such death in nine months. Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert said "terrorists" in the territory would pay a very heavy price for the attacks. Assassinations and bombardment are not going to weaken the steadfastness and the determination of the Palestinian people Hamas PM Ismail Haniya Rocketeers confound Israel The US Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice, said that the Palestinian rocket attacks

Origins Of Holidays
Why do Americans have a Christmas tree during Christmas? Why do we paint Easter eggs and await the Easter Bunny to bring us gift baskets? What is the real reason behind Halloween? These are just a few of the questions that I plan to answer about the holidays that we as Americans hold so dear to our hearts. It is known that the Fourth of July, or Independence Day, is a celebration of the birth of this nation and the day’s festivities are all about the freedom that we as Americans enjoy. This holiday is not a mystery; it does not have any hidden origins. But many holidays that we celebrate do have a history behind them that many people are unfamiliar with. I plan to uncover just that - the history and origins of four of the most common Christian American holidays: Christmas, Easter, Halloween, and one that is not as popular, May Day. I will explore the backgrounds of these four holidays, which have strong roots in Pagan beliefs and religion. It is my goal to show how the Christia

Sad Oddity
If anyone watched todays episode of Third Watch on A&E this morning, you would notice it was the final episode. A little trivia. did you know that today is 25 years since the final episode of MASH was aired?

Bush Urges Wiretap Immunity Law
Bush urges wiretap immunity law Mr Bush said the passing of the law was an urgent priority President George W Bush has urged the passing of a bill to retroactively shield telecommunications firms that helped a government wiretap programme. He called on the House of Representatives to approve the law, already passed by the Senate. The Protect America Act - which permits US authorities to tap phone calls and e-mails routed through the US without a warrant - expired on 17 February. Lawsuits have been filed against the firms alleging violation of privacy. Mr Bush said it would be "dangerous" if the legislation - introduced by the government after the 11 September 2001 attacks on the US - was not renewed. He told the White House on Tuesday any lawsuits against telecommunications firms would allow al-Qaeda to scrutinise US intelligence methods and gift them a "roadmap on how to avoid the surveillance".

Ostara
Easter gets its name from the Teutonic goddess of spring and the dawn, whose name is spelled Oestre or Eastre (the origin of the word "east" comes from various Germanic, Austro-Hungarian words for dawn that share the root for the word "aurora" which means " to shine"). Modern pagans have generally accepted the spelling "Ostara" which honors this goddess as our word for the Vernal Equinox. The 1974 edition of Webster's New World Dictionary defines Easter thus: "orig., name of pagan vernal festival almost coincident in date with paschal festival of the church; Eastre, dawn goddess; 1. An annual Christian festival celebrating the resurrection of Jesus, held on the first Sunday after the date of the first full moon that occurs on or after March 21." The Vernal Equinox usually falls somewhere between March 19th and 22nd (note that the dictionary only mentions March 21st, as opposed to the date of the actual Equinox), and depending upon when the first full moon on or after the Equinox occurs

I Am One........
I'm one of 156 Million Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Edwards were flying to a convention. Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy." If you're one of those 156 million copy n paste in your own blog or email it to your friends!

F@(k@ble
Fuckable: Why do men or women think that this is a compliment....Everyone is fuckable to someone. If your a woman your fuckable because you have a vagina... Men are fuckable because they have a penis..... Do you ever wonder what a person thinks when you tell then they are fuckable... well i'll tell you what i think about it. I know i am but that's not what i want to hear.....i want to hear that i'm a keeper someone that is worth more than a piece of ass....... Like Ex's why do they call you up thinking your gonna jump right back in bed with them I mean come on you broke up for a reason........ Don't get me wrong i have had sex with ex's just for that sake but the more i think about it the more i realize how wrong it was.....it just opens the door for them to think that's all your worth.......and after awhile you tend to believe that....... I know i deserve more than just a piece of ass ...... Some times when you break up with someone or they end it with you and you try to remain

If U Don't Like Em' Don't Read Em'
10. HERES TO HONOR WHEN U GET HONER STAY HONER, & IF U CAN'T CUM IN HER CUM HONER. 9.GOOD TIMES AND RICHES AND SON OF A BITCHES I'VE SEEN MORE THAN I CAN RECALL. 8. WE ARE ALL JUST FIGMENTS OF OUR OWN IMAGINATIONS. 7.U WANT SYMPATHY LOOK IT UP IN THE DICTIONARY IT'S BETWEEN SHIT AND SYPHALLIS. 6.HERE'S TO THE GIRL WHO WEARS THE PINK DRESSES,SHE DRINKS ALL MY BEER,SHE DRINKS ALL MY GIN,SHE AIN'T GOT HER CHERRY BUT SHES STILL GOT THE BOX IT CAME IN. 5.WE LIVE, WE DIE, AND THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND. 4.IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES TILL SOMEONE LOOSES AN EYE,THEN IT'S JUST FUN WITH ONE EYE.(THANKS 4 THAT ONE DIMEBAG) 3.WE ARE ALL DYING,JUST SOME OF US FASTER THAN OTHERS. 2.PROCRASTONATION IS A LOT LIKE MASTERBATION IT MAY SEEM LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME, BUT IN THE END YOUR REALLY JUST FUCKING YOURSELF. 1.I'VE LIVED THE LIFE OF TEN MEN,I DON'T WANT ANY ONE TO CRY AT MY FUNERAL,JUST HAVE A BIG ASS PARTY.

Updated Bulletins So Hott!!
FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad. 3. Must add owner and main page to family. 4. Become member ouf our Lounge. 5. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 6. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 7. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 8. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 9.Must be a member of the Squad for 2 weeks before

A Whore Is A Whore Is A....
a whore. Yeah....we get the point, huh? Can't change the nature of a whore and all that. But you know...I believe that we all have our own inner whore. It resides next door to our sarcastic bitch and across the hall from our inner child. And like the kid, or the bitch even, it must be well feed. It's the manner in which you do the feeding that determines how people view you. I mean really...if a woman never feeds her inner whore, or only occassionally throws some morsel at it....she's considered frigid, is she not? She's the ice queen, with a padlock on her panties...and probably quiet bitchy, to boot. She will be called many things...but never whore, slut, tramp, etc. On the other hand, if a woman is controlled by her inner whore...well...you know the kind. I'm sure we can all think of at least one by name. I know I can. Bet my friends are even thinking the same name At any rate...when the inner whore has control...you essentially have no boundaries, no respect for any

Want U 2 Want Me
I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com. More colors. I want you to bid on me! I am in a fubucks only auction. Bids are at 360k fubucks as of right now. I am offering the following.. Pic rates 11's up to 500 pics Rate stash up to 500 Daily profile comments for a month Rate 100 pics 10's of 1 friend of your choice a week for a month (same friend or 4 different friends) 100 comments per day on your choice of contest/giveaway for a month gifts twice a week for a month Bulletin pimpout weekly for a month And since the bids are past 300k I will add the following... I will add Owned by__________ in my name, #1 friend for a month, keep you buzzed for a month, SFW salute, add to Yahoo messenger, and bump up gifts to daily. If the bids get higher...who knows what else I will add. :D Click on the pic below to bid on me.

Bill Clinton Started Jogging
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton . This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!" One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more a

Why So Mean?
So I know that I am a nice person. If someone says hello in my shoutbox, I respond. So this guy sends me a bunch of stuff, rates all my photos and I tell him thanks for all the luv. This is after I return the favor and rate his pics as well. Days pass and he pops up in my shoutbox this morning. Asks for my yahoo and I politely decline. He gets all offended and calls ME rude and inconsiderate then says he's "not going to waste any more fumoney on me"! Then goes back and re-rates me a one. Well, fumoney and gifts, rates, these don't hurt my feelings. But it is just extremely aggravating for someone to be so blind that they blame the dissappointment from their own assumptions on me. I could go all analytical and say maybe he's just lashing out at me becuase this cyber world is the only one in which he has any sense of control or worth...and my declining his chat request (while at work mind you) sent him into a rage. So that's all... I just needed to vent. I might f

A Wink And A Smile
Mira sat at the restaurant table playing with her food. She twirled her fork around her pasta in an absent-minded fashion. She paid no heed to the conversation going on around her. She simply stared across the room at the waiter. He had been toying with her all night, she was certain of it. Mira and her two friends had sat down at the table and he had immediately greeted them. He winked at her. She thought maybe she had imagined it, but then he took every opportunity to come by the table and check on them, touch her casually on the arm, and he had even leaned in closely to her to help her choose a glass of wine. It had been much closer than would have been appropriate if she weren’t horribly attracted to him. Just now he was staring right back at her from the corner of the bar where he stood. He too was engaged in absent-minded conversation with those around him. His fellow servers were trying to tell him things and he wasn’t hearing a word of it. As Mira stared at him he n

More Bull&*^$
Well, I am single, have been since November. After four and a half years and two kids he decides to call it quits and gets married less than three weeks later, when three weeks prior we had finally set a wedding date for March...LOL... Oh well. We're dealing with visitation issues now, not too terrible, the woman he married has two kids from her previous marriage that are three and four...our three year old is not exstatic and proceeds to tell Daddy just what she thinks when she talks to him. Our son just turned a year old in January, he's confused, but atleast he knows who his father is and that won't be a problem when or if I ever find anyone else. Atleast he's not disputing the fact that I'm the better parent for custody. We're trying to deal with issues like adults and not have to go through the court systems. Atleast he's finally paying me the child support we agreed upon. When we were together he couldn't even give me half of the ammount he gives me now. He knows I h

Fury Of The Storm
I have the lights turned out. The only light coming from pc screen. Rain is falling in torrents. The sound soothing to my ears. A CRASH! A flash of light, crackling of the lightening as it must have hit a transformer. I am now closing my eyes... Come with me love, Take my hand, Lets run through the rain Skipping, laughing like children A circlet of flowers On the crown of my head Your billowing white shirt untied Slowly molding to your form We stop. Standing under the boughs I stare watching your muscles play With your seductive movements The flash of light The ominus boom Taking shelter within your arms The heat of your touch igniting the fury of passion within Blending, meshing, letting the force of it in Becoming one with the fury of the storm

A Hot Day At The Office
Simon grabbed her arm and led her to the corridor outside the office. “What the hell do you think you are playing at?” She scowled at him. “What am I playing at? You’re the one playing all the games Erica! I think it’s time we put a stop to this once and for all.” “I couldn’t agree more,” she smirked. He pinned her against the wall and went to kiss her. She moved her head so he couldn’t. He tried again and she laughed as she moved her head away again. He grabbed her face and forced his lips onto hers. She wasn’t going to make it easy for him. “We can’t do this here. Come with me!” He grabbed her wrist and dragged her along the corridor to another door marked private. He opened the door. “This will do!” He pulled her inside and shut the door. She pulled away from him and walked backwards as he followed her. As he walked he undid his trousers. She felt her stomach somersault; she knew what was coming- the tension was unbearable. She had to stop as she backed into