Infantry and fucking proud of it.
*obscene but funny and most of its true about being in the infantry.
-Underwear is entirely optional at all times
-You have pooped in the same bag you ate from.
-You put that bag into your Ruck next to your sleeping bag.
-You've pooped in a hole more than a porta potty
-Everytime you poop, you tell everyone everything about it.
-You go on missions with your fly undone so you can piss while pulling security.
-You have issues with female authority.
-You have issues with females.
-You have no problem running 5 miles drunk.
-You have no problem maxing a PT Test drunk.
-You have no problems doing a 12 mile forced march drunk.
-You have no problems but drinking problems, and you don't think its a problem at all.
-You would fight for a guy you barely know, as long as he's a grunt.
-You'd fight your best friend, even though he's a grunt.
-Monday morning formation should be taped and sent in to the Howard Stern Show.
-You know someone who has done the following:
1. pissed themselves, shit themselves, puked on themselves, and in turn did all of the above on other people, and loved it
2. killed a Hadji, and loved it
3. killed a case in between COB and last light, and loved it.
4. ran a few miles on a broken something, and loved it.
-You know that work is work and play is play.
-You pride yourself on getting dirtier than any POG, but looking prettier at the same time.
-You know heroes.
-You know heroes that dont care if they are heroes.
-Your buddies know all of your business, tell all of your business, but when the shit gets hot, its always time to handle some goddamn business.
-You wince when a POG handles his weapon like a POG.
-You know POG dudes hate you because POG chicks love you.
-You realize you are one of the hardest motherfuckers in the country, and that's just before anyone else gets out of bed.
-You got stopped in the airport by some fat security guard on the way home from OIF or OEF because your uniform had bomb residue, blood, or powder burns on it, and they treated you like a terrorist because of it.
-You say Roger when Roger could mean a really bad day.
-You say Roger because you welcome a bad day.
-You would bleed on the flag so the stripes stay red.
-You can fall asleep absolutely anywhere.
-You hear Kuwait, you automatically get the shits.
-You hear Iraq/Afghanistan, you say, fuck it dude, Round Two, Three, Four, whatever.
-You are the sore-footed, camo-faced, sunburnt, dirty, tired hungry sons-of-a-bitches that have fought so long to keep the wolf at the gate. You know this and you don't care if anyone else knows this.
-You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world, and damn proud of it.
-I'll drink to that.
-Repost this if you're a grunt or know a grunt. If you're a chick, do your best to go f**k a grunt, ask anyone, its the best you'll ever have.
---People sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf---George Orwell
