Well its shit.... That's right , SHIT! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider this:
You can be shit faced, Shit outta luck, Or have Shit for brains.
With little effort you can get your shit together, Find a place for your shit, Or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit and tell others to eat shit and die.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits , and sweet shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit, And chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier then a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter then shot and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there ae times when you feel like shit.
You can have to much shit, the right shit, the wrong shit, or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find your self shit up a creek with out a paddle.
Some times everythign you touch turns to shit, and others times you fall in to a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, its the basic building block of creation and remember once you know your shit, You don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along if you give a shit. You may or may not know Jack Shit but then that's a whole nother story!
Hugs, Annie LOL!
