Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1tsp of baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 eggs
nuts
1 bottle of Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl,check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality,pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in largefluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.
At this point it is best to make sure vodka is still OK
Try another cup ... just in case.Turn off the mixerer.
break 2 leggs and add to the bowl an chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
pick fruit off the floor.
mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck inthe beatererspry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
Next,sift two cups of salt.orsomething.Who gives a shit?
Check the Vodka.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of suger, or somefink.Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the cat.
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