A guy walks in and sits down at the end of the bar. Just a few seats down from him, there is a very buxom blonde with huge size 44DD breasts.
The guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the lady's boobs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off.
Each time he calls for a beer this happens. So after his third beer, he decides to help the battender out. The next time the bartender hits her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts...AND SHE DECKS HIM!!!.
He's laying on the floor moaning and groaning, "Jeez...then why do you let the bartender do it?"
Get ready...here it comes.........
"Because," says the blonde,
"he has a licker license!"
