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Texas Underground Now Hiring
Texas Underground is npw hiring all staff. Need Bartenders, Security, DJ's, Assi Manager, The only pay will be the friends you meet, music you hear,and the fun you have. We're a great group of people. If you are interested please contact me through my private mess. TY ! Stop by and check us out and join the fam , so it will be easy to find us again. TY again. Texy

Avenged Sevenfold - Dear God
A lonely road, crossed another cold state lineMiles away from those I love purpose hard to findWhile I recall all the words you spoke to meCan't help but wish that I was thereBack where I'd love to be, oh yeahDear God the only thing I ask of you isto hold her when I'm not around,when I'm much too far awayWe all need that person who can be true to youBut I left her when I found herAnd now I wish I'd stayed'Cause I'm lonely and I'm tiredI'm missing you again oh noOnce againThere's nothing here for me on this barren roadThere's no one here while the city sleepsand all the shops are closedCan't help but think of the times I've had with youPictures and some memories will have to help me through, oh yeahDear God the only thing I ask of you isto hold her when I'm not around,when I'm much too far awayWe all need that person who can be true to youI left her when I found herAnd now I wish I'd stayed'Cause I'm lonely and I'm tiredI'm missing you again oh noOnce againSome search, never finding a w

[fredo]
I can not stop thinking about my alfredo sauce. Huh? Yeah that's really what's keeping me up tonight. No nightmares, no 5:00 FFXI party, no pining oversexed painful boner There's no snap to it, no brightness, just a level- smooth richness. There needs to be a brief flirtation with a vegetable. A mild crisp sweetness. And I just can't get past putting bell peppers or banana peppers in my alfredo. Now serving a yellow bell pepper is a bit on the nose, a bit too italian, a bit too damn... SIMPLE. Even if I served ribbons or rings it'd be too clunky. Not fork friendly. I can't have an unfriendly dish!!! No... no... the right choice was my first choice, and there's just a smidge more heat and sweet to the banana pepper. Rings of them. Yes. With semolina macoroni. I'll try to use butter over olive oil and add more garlic, but what might work out even better is a mince of shallot in the center. Oh ... GOD... what if they don't have it anywhere... they did last month. Am I really

No Body Cares Why Should I
NO BODY CARES WHY SHOULD I, THERE ARE DAYS I WISH I WASNT HEAR, i SEE THINGS I SHOULD NOT, IS IT IMORTALITY OR NOT WHY DO SOME PEOPLE SAY SOMETHINGS ONLY TO TALK BEHIND YOUR BACK, WHO KNOWS WHY PEOPLE DO THEY THINGS THEY DO, I KNOW WHEN I GO IM GOING SOMEWHERE THE QUESTION IS, ARE YOU COMEING TOO.. TTFN

Hi,everyone
hi ,everyone .from now on,thisi is my home .i wish i can have many friends here. i am a chinese,and maybe someday i will write my blog in chinese. if you want to study chinese ,you can contact me. my MSN : pandijie@hotmail.com

Damn Im Old
hey yall well today is my birthday ... last nite i had a chance to spend some quality time online ... all i can do right now till i get to cali .... with Harley... we had it planned ... just us noone else ... enjoy playing around and being together without ... yes without any other distractions .... He took our boy to the movies and i went to take a nap ... let me clarify and say i work nites as a registered nurse thru an agency and hadnt had any sleep for waaaaaaaaaayyy over 24 hours.... usually i nap and can get right back up in a few hours ..... WELL i slept thru for almost 12 hours ... dead assed out ... my son tried to wake me at 9 pm however i didnt even move i am told .... ok who the hell sleeps that long seriously... i must be old as hell .... i missed out on an intimate cozy evening with the man i love ... never heard a phone ... kids nothing .... i am not a happy camper .... maybe tonight since obviously i had plenty of rest ... meh ... so wish me Happy Birthday and keep you

Incredible Story!
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatu

Dear Men Of The World
I Didn't write this, but I wish I knew who did.... It Amused me lmfao Dear Men of the World, Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do. But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me. When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I'm not

Blow Jobs - A Mans View
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will. 2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish. 3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you? 4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair. 5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up! 6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me. 7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country. 8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth. 9. Play with the balls. 10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better. 11. Caress the ass, too. We like that! 12. Make hay when the sun shi

Blow Jobs - A Womans View
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit sono, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you. 11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games im

Survey Queerness...damn Im Bored
How many keys are on your keychain?a "i like it dirty" martini can opener and one [pierced up teddy bear] i like to keep it simple.If you were given a canvas and watercolors, what would you paint?something offensive or something that makes on thinking.something banksy likeWhat do you regard as the most repulsive form of music?shit. like coheed and cambria. Paaaa LEASE! i hate you. bleed. ps, are your balls in a vice or are you suppose to sound like that?Whose mind, besides your own, would you like to control?someone with power or money....how bout bill gates.What is the most dangerous occupation?underwater welding, look it up.What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed?walk around the house seeing whats going onWhat do you consider the greatest threat to mankind?itself. and viruses. If you could project yourself into the past, where would you go?would i be able to change the future? otherwise, nothing.What are you thankful you are not doing right now?looking for a place to s

Cold - Stupid Girl
Wanna love ya Wanna bug ya Wanna squeeze ya Stupid girl Wanna touch ya, Wanna take ya, Wanna shut ya, Stupid girl. I can't take this, Born to break this. She's going away, (She's going away) What's wrong with my life today? She's going away, (She's going away) What's wrong with my life today? Stupid girl, Stupid girl I'm a loner, I'm a loser, I'm a winner, In my mind. I'm a bad one, I'm a good one, I'm a sick one, With a smile. I can't take this, Born to break this. She's going away, (She's going away) What's wrong with my life today? She's going away, (She's going away) What's wrong with my life today? Stupid girl, Stupid girl Stupid girl, Stupid girl (whoa) She's going away, (She's going away) What's wrong with my life today? She's going away, (She's going away) What's wrong with my life today? Stupid girl, Stupid girl

I Must
Stereotypes are usually exaggerations, but are often based on slight fact, and if Im to be honest, I am slightly overweight . However, as stereotypes are usually exaggerations and overgeneralisations, most of the ones listed below are pretty rubbish :) Stereotype I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be ridin dirty.I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.I'm BI so I MUST want to fuck every guy and girl i seeI'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUS

Hospital..
So 2009 ain't turning out that good for me.. I spent most of Saturday night in the hospital && going back again tomorrow.. I mean it's so weird how much we take for granted.. so now I'm scared as hell.. because LIFE as I know it.. can dramatically change.. I gotta go back tomorrow morning for an ultrasound.. but since I took the prescribed medication.. I can't sleep.. stress && being nervous can also be the factor :(:(:(

Who Falsely Reported My Photo To Fubar?
I had a perfectly acceptable photo on here that someone reported as nsfw.Why? Jealous? Until I find out who and why all my photos are friends only and i only make friends with people that have a picture of themselves somewhere in their profiles so if i dont friend you its cause i cant see who you are. Thanks

My Mind........
Whats going on in my mind?? many things! I think about the people in my life i see everyday, and i think about the people in my life i never see, but would love to meet! I might be a Metal Head! but i still think of love.... Where is it?, how do i find it?, is it out there for me?, am i not ment for it? I have 2 lil boys.... i love them with all that i am! i don't see them much.... or talk to them much... me and thee mother are not on good terms. That was 8 years of my life wasted! But i still stay strong! As long as i keep the "Horns" in the air i will over come all!..... Don't cry for me! Don't pray for me! if anything.......Forget about me.

What Am I To Do
Okay...Keep in mind while reading this that i have been 100% wit her about everything.....EVERYTHING....... Met this female..Very beautiful..down to earth...cool people. We started kickin it and shii was gravy. Feelings started to arise on my side of the fence and hers as well. I let her know what was up...I like her ALOT and though she aint mine she is my baby...Not rushin nothin. But lettin her know whats up. A love of hers from the past (her HEART) showed up tellin her how much he care about her and blah blah blah.......NO PROBLEM WIT IT AT ALL...Shes not my lady. oh did i mention that dude and me were cool wit eachother?...I aint know that when i met her that they had something going long b4 me....ANYWAY...im stuck becuase i see her puttin herself through so much drama that she dosent need but then again she loves dude soo much that she cant see what she is doing to herself. I HAVE NO PROBLEM WIT HOMMIE...he strait people wit me but i dont like how he just strings her along ya d

Asshole............
Asshole? What does it mean?, and why do people get mad when they are called it? My whole life people have always called me an asshole! "Hey Fonsi!, your as ASS!" or "Your a Fucking Asshole Fonso!" Little do they know, this is the path i picked. I've hurt alot of people in my life.... and most of it was for fun. I'm 27 years old and i don't have alot to show for it.... but i can tell you this! Every person i have hurt, made cry, or pissed off will remember me for the rest of there life. What you call being an "Asshole" i call being my self! I am "Metal!" I am "Strong" I am "Asshole".... I AM SIC-1!!

Auction #2
First auction went well so..I will start another.I am auctioning an Auto11/Cherry Bomb! Your Choice. Starting bid is only 1 Fubuck! There will be a Buyout Bid of 15 million FuBux.(This means that someone wanting to insure a win of this bling can bid 15 million and the auction will close upon their payment of this buyout bid.)The Auction will Run until Midnight Sunday 4-5-09 PST.All Bids must be posted in this blog by the bidder.If two bids for the same amount are posted the one POSTING on the blog first will hold that bid.Showing me your naked pictures does not constitute as a bid.Sexual favors must be presented in person before close of bidding to be considered valid. Samples Required.Payment is expected BEFORE delivery of the Bling. No Exceptions.Payment is expected within 12 hours of the auction close.In case of Default of Bid by winner, the bling will then go to the next highest bidder for their top bid.I reserve the right to cancel this auction at any time prior to payment of the

Beacon
Like a beacon of light shining through the darkness; Your love it the bright spot in my life, night and day. Like the comforting blanket of my youth; Like the winds rustling throught the trees on a winters night; Your words are much appreciated and soothing. Amy S. Graham 12-14-1998

Dead Man Walking...
Dead man walking, walking man dead. The first sentenced to death, for popping a bullet in the others head. Dead man walking, walking man dead. He caught her cheating, then he chopped off her head. Dead man walking, walking man dead. Both got drunk, one killed the other for what he said. Dead man walking, thousands dead. Built some bombs, Placed them in a shelter where the homeless were being fed. Dead man walking, walking man dead. Smoked some bad crack, That went straight to his head. Dead man walking, Too many people dead. Let's stop the killing; while we still have our heads. Amy S. Graham This poem was from a dream I had after a dear friends husband killed her when he found her cheating on him with her boss. Yes, he chopped off her head! Th, June 14, 2001 2:34:54 PM

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Mastermind
You are not the mastermind. You are not the one I mind. You are not the one I love. You are me trying to convince myself. You sit there all perfectly in your abercrombie clothes. Acting like nobody knows. BUT you know I know. Your secrets I won't keep. Your love is what I don't want. You're nothing but a morsel. You're not the mastermind. It's your mind that I control. I'm the mind of it all and it's bleeding out your insanity. Hold me down. Tie me up. Try what you will, but I will never give up. You're nothing. You can try to hide it by being all conceited and snobbish all you wish. I'll simply laugh it off and you're mine to dismiss. It's nothing like that kiss. You think you can wash the world away. Well baby, that's far from your days. You say you're dying, It's all in your mind. Keep trying to escape the way I'm making you feel. Saying it isn't real. The pain, the hatred, the anger I've placed beside you. You're worthless. I'm out of control. You're ju

Top 100 Things I Would Do If I Became An Evil Overlord..
The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon. Shooting is not too good for my enemies. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No." After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will

I Was Bored
You're my drug My addiction. The unbreakable bond from which I can't leave. Something about you keeps me. You seem so perfect and yet I know that you are not. You're good with words In a way that most aren't. I could totally see me falling. Will you bend me til I break? Could this be love, Or just my last mistake? Everything about you is quite satisfying. I wanna cry and i'm not sure why. In your arms is where I lay. You don't give me promises that you can't make. So with that I must let you stay. Something about you is just so alluring. You keep me wanting more. This collar you have around me keeps me bound to you. You can be my master and I will set you free. I will be your slave. Bend me til i break.

Wtf Are You Fucking With Me?
Ok I fucked up in November and it took months - January was just akward for everyone involved but damn it I tried I really did. I missed your friendship so badly it hurt so deep but I kept distance let you slowly break the ice. I knew it was too good to be true. And sure enough it was and I cried. I cried all fucking night it made me sick to my stomach. After two weeks of texting non stop you write me an email ON HERE saying yah not going to work being friends don't contact me again and then you blocked me from your profile. I was/am more crushed than he is and well he's an asshat sccrew him he has no feelings for anything whatever. So you call me tonight randomly??? Like everything is peachy keen??? You have some things I might like and stuff of Quinns can you come over? Part of me wanted to say sure I'm leaving in an hour anyway you and he can go fuck in my damn bed again cause lord knows it's not my friendship your after. The stupid part is even after all this bs I would still be

Sutdog.blogspot.com
My Life, The Realest Shit I ever WroteMy Life, Dealing With Bi-polar, Depression, Acrophobia, Divorce, custody battles, street life, and a rise to the top again, but it still doesn't matter.A manic ride through my life. Witness good and bad, Subscribe because it is new and It will b updated daily. Take a trip in my head. 30 hits of acid years back combined with mental instability in my family produces what you will read.

What Is True Love?
What is true love? It seems that as times have grown more complex and "evolved"we have lost sight of what things really mean...like "I love you" ,"True Love", "Soul Mate" things like that. I personally think "I Love You" is a very overused phrase nowdays. people fling it around like its a typical phrase in typical conversation. I dont know how many men i have come across on this website that after 2 days of talking to me they say " i love you" i sit back and wonder to myself... how in gods name can you love me... you really know nothing about me... Another thing.. people fall in love to easily nowdays... i myself have fallen victim to this horrible trend...and have gotten hurt from it. What happened to the love that was years ago? I honestly think the last time i saw true love was with my great grandparents. When my great grandmother passed away, my great grandfather went over to the bed and kissed my great grandmother and said " I love you Eva, i will see you soon." THAT is true

My Youth...
Everybody get Dangerous - Weezer When I was younger I used to go and tip cows for fun, yeah Actually I didn't do that 'Cos I didn't want the cow to be sad But some of my friends did They were all just a little bit wicked They'd blow up mail boxes With a baseball bat Go for direct hits I know how to win you can forget it They throw rotten eggs into traffic Toilet paper the fences Throw the tables, chairs, and the benches After practice Sometimes we would break into mad fits Causin' damage (Burnin' amplifiers and mic stands) Everybody get dangerous Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!) Everybody get dangerous Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!) Everybody get dangerous Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!) Everybody get dangerous Everybody get dangerous I've got a confession That I will make if you will listen Late in the nighttimes We'd drive around with hairspray and sharp knives Lookin' for road kills Lightin' things on fire for cheap thrills Stab the corpses And lick the knives like we'r

Can You
Can you see the pain in my eyes? Is it really there? I really wish there were a way to pretend I didn't care. Feeling so scared, helpless and alone. Closing my eyes, taking me back to childhood, No longer am I grown. Never meant for life to turn out this way. I swore it was a book, that I dictated each day. Overwhelmed, confused and unsure Needing confidence, security and to endure

Powdered Water
Cougar tears Went out last night with every intention to just be a single female out. If the bar scene is all some people know, I am very sad... Take my advice, besides the usual do not drink and drive... Please Please if you receive bad news do not go to a bar. This is why. Do as I say not as I do. So on a whim I go out. I just wanted a drink at a local bar. At my age you realize that at some point part of you goes cyborg. Yes "cyborg" you know like in the terminator. A cyborg looks at someone and all the 411 pops up on said person like ticker tape across to type the person black white, gay straight, boy girl monkey squirrrel, etc. In my case it is "white female, 6ft tall blond Young man walks up. I don't type him, but the bastard types me. Being in that bar I am a "cougar"...My God in hia mind I am one of those things to try once. This is how he sees me. "older woman...experienced". I am sitting there me. He has what he wants and if I bought into the illision of what he believe

Some Shit I Feel Like Writing Down
Hey, everyone well as you know form my title of this blog and I have some shit that I want to write down. Anyway sometimes it is nice to hear how a guy feels about the person that they are dating because it is nice to know how they feel about you. And pluse the fact that it make's the person feel that tey actaully means something to them believe or not it actaully dose image that. Anyways it not good to hide your feelings because the person is going to start thinking that they don't mean anything to you because you hide your feelings. And pluse it is also inportant to get over the past and start thinking about the persent because is in the past you can't change what happened in the past and I think you should stop blaming everyone for your miskaks or what to you.Because you can't have a new relionship with someone if you can't let go of the past. And I think I said that in anther blog but all well it is good sometimes because it actually proof's your point that you are trying to make.

Somethin For Mah Baby
Iv never met youBut something about youMakes me thinkLove will find a wayYou make my heart skip beatsYou make me feel lovedYou give me hopeI cant wait to be in your armsI cant wait be with youTo see youTo feel youI want to be in your armsTo feel how much you careOne day we will be togetherI have to be patientand waitIts difficultBut things will get better Im sureI love you

My Thrid Week As A Dj
WOW!!! What an exciting ride this has turned out to be!! Ya'll have been so great!!! I am having a blast meeting new peeps and hearing what tunes ya'll want to listen to.. I can't wait till my next week begins!! so ya'll come and join me in The Cowboys and Cowgirls from Hell lounge weds thru sat. 4:00 pm to 9:00 pm est...Or just pop on in anytime as we have the best DJs' around and we play music 24/7....Take care!! DJ Monkey!!!

Only 17 Million To Oracle! Lol :p
Oh no! Not again! Yes, again. I'm running auto 11s again on Sunday April 5th starting around noon EST. I ONLY have 17 million to Oracle! LOL Stop by and drop off some love, but let me know you did in case I miss it. I really want to keep up and repay all your lovely people the best I can. ♥Amy Amykins ♥@ fubar

G-n-c Gift Shoppe
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Rectum Stretcher
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over abridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying inwait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classicpatronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's yourhurry?"To which she replied, "I'm late for work.""Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.The cop stammered, "A what?A rectum stretcher!And just what does a rectum stretcher do?""Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my wayup to two fingers, then three, thenfour, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I canget both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it'sabout 6 feet wide.""And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked."You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."Traffic Ticket - $95.00Court Costs - $45.00Look on the Cop's Face...............PRICELESS

The Quick 10: How 10 Classic Toys Were Invented
The Quick 10: How 10 Classic Toys Were Invented 1. Lincoln Logs were invented by John Lloyd Wright, Frank Lloyd Wright’s son. The original instructions included a how to construct a replica of Abraham Lincoln’s cabin, but also how to construct Uncle Tom’s cabin.2. Tinkertoys were invented after a stonemason saw kids being totally entertained by building things with pencils and spools of thread.3. Hula Hoops have been around forever in various formats, but the “official” Wham-O toy was invented in 1958. The inventors promoted it by going around to various playgrounds and parks giving children samples and showing them how to use it. Something tells me two random men showing up in a park handing out toys wouldn’t go over that well today… 4. Sea Monkeys are real (and that’s what they look like). I always thought they were a scam because I never once saw living Sea Monkeys swimming around in their little plastic home. Not once. They wer

Help Me Im In An Auction N Need Some Bids
Ok every1 I am up for auction. Help me out i want to see some good offers. Depending on the offers i will rate more folders and add more bonses things i will offer. Winner will get choice but u wont know until u win , sorry gotta have at least one surprise for winning me. Go to this link for my auction page http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=909688&albumid=1599819&i=47708534&idx=0

Sounds, The - Hope You're Happy Now
You can call me a slut You can call me a liar I got so many names now I can't even deny it You can call a thief and put up a fight bury me six feet under the ground But if you think I look mad today You should have seen me yesterday You can call me a beauty You can call me a beast But it's nobody's business what I do or please So this song is from me to you you make me mad and you make me blue Cause when you're looking like I do you know I can see you We dance to the same groove but I got the right move Hope your happy now But I'm not giving in I hope you're satisfied With your bullshit and your lies Hope your happy now But I'm not giving up I hope your satisfied Can't bury me alive They call me a slut Then call me a liar Got so many names now I can't even deny it They call me a thief They put up a fight Try bury me six feet under the ground So this song is from me to you You make me mad and you make me blue You're looking like I do You know I can see you We dance the same groove

Not As Angry As I Was Yesterday
You would think that it wouldn't hurt as much to find out close to a year later that you cheated on me. But it did, even though it's been so long since we broke up. Joseph Eugene Thompson....you are a DOG. I'm not angry now, though. I found out that the man I fell in love never really existed. The man i fell in love with was a lie, someone you created just to reel me in....to get me to put out. Because that's all I was to you-a booty call. You only temporarily called me your girlfriend long enough to get what you wanted. And you only said we were breaking up for my sake so i would stay friends with you....so you could still get the benefits when your girlfriend wasn't around. You never cared. And you never even said you were sorry. What kind of man texts a girl and says "i've had a girlfriend for over a year" like it's nothing? Like it doesn't matter to him if he breaks a heart...if he makes tears fall. You cheated on me, Joe. I was nothing but good to you-I did anything you asked me

My Inner Demons....
There are times in our life when we are either a part of, or just witness things that we wish we have never seen or went through! I myself have been there! Ive been abused Mentally, Physically, Verbally and Sexually. Ive been hurt more times then not and at times have wanted to give up! Ive been suicidal thinking theres noway i have anything to live for! there was a time in my life when i would ask GOD "WHY ME." Theres a time when my best friends were the pills that promised to put me to sleep,if i took just the right amount i wouldnt hurt anymore! There are times when i would cry myself to sleep because thats the only way i would fall into that lovely slumber we all so very much love and cant function without! There are times when writing eases all the pain in the world but like now it just heals it for a short time. If you met me and knew me, knew everything i went trough, knew all the pain that rests in my heart, if you knew all the things ive wanted to do and all the risks ive want

Great Love Starts With A Great Friendship
The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand nor the kindly smile nor the joy of companionship, it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that some one else believes in him and is willin to trust I found this on Queen Desa's page. This girl has so much wisdome on heer page that i would love to travel her mind in person.

Why Women Cry...
Why Women Cry... A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put prayed to God who would surely know the answer. When God responded he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be to be made special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. gave her the sensitivity t

Have You Ever???
Can you imagine what life would be like if well all had to live it alone. What life would be like if there was no such thing as the truth or if the truth was really a big lie. What life would be like if there was not one star in the sky to wish on. what life would be like if death was birth. Birth of a new beginning. What llife would be like if drugs were no such thing. what life would be like, if music really was considered an anti drug instead of the key to tragedy... what life would be like if it was all just a big wish.. what life would be like f social existence didnt matter. what life would be like without all the pain. what life would be like with no such thing as a television. what would life be like with out love, heartache or pain. what life would be like if fthe midnight sky was painted with colors of summer or autumn. Have you ever wondered what life would be like if we all just agreed and stayed to ourselves. what life would be like without jealousy. what life would

Randomthoughts That Had To Come Out Before Bed
Played, Played out, Plagued with Doubt, Questions unasked Left un answered Seeking knowledge Becoming a cancer Eating away Healthy flesh Riddled with decay Emotionless is easy If you can deal Chemicals shrouding what you feel Clouded thoughts of What was real Where were you when I cried myself blind Where were you when I felt you at my side Why were you a stranger in the night Where were you ,why were you Do you not know that my thoughts are about you Do you not know that my heart remains the same Do you not know I never played a game Do you not know, why don’t you know

Strange..
I love meeting new people and studying them. It's always been something I've been good at. I met this guy a few months ago. He's an awesome guy. He puts on this very happy front.. smiles at everyone.. makes silly jokes.. a really laid back guy.. but each time I get a good look into his eyes.. I drown in negative emotion. call me empathic, or whatever.. but I swear to god this guy is overcome with despair. and it makes me really sad.. I feel so bad for him.. I really want to help him out, lend out a helping hand or a shoulder to lean on.. But I really don't know what to do..

Phuck List
My Phuck list 1. Phuck the fakes. 2. Phuck the liars 3. Phuck the haters. 4. Phuck the cheaters. 5. Phuck the pretend friends. 6. Phuck the ones who turn their backs when you make a mistake. 7. Phuck the scammers. 8. Phuck downraters.. lol 9. Phuck the abusers 10. Phuck the people who feel the need to slut their way through to get anywhere in life.

To Get Taken Advantage Of Or Watch A Movie?
To go out tonight or not? There's this chick who keeps hittin me up everytime I sign onto okcupid and she wants me to come hang with her which I guess would be cool but I just know the moment we're alone she's totally going to jump me hardcore. I mean I'm use to men being aggressive but she has you guys beat by a longshot. Play by play of how she wants me to strip for her even knows what boots I'll be wearing I mean don't get me wrong kinda hot and I could totally play with her I dunno I'm just in a mood. Either that or go over to Michael's to watch Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas now that maybe sounds fun but the thought of having some chick get me drunk to take advantage of me iiisss well - a night thought.

Single And Hateing It
http://www.fubar.com/user/661119 Single and...:will you watch me cum? ME->...: eww No Single and...: y not? im hard and its big ME->...: Bye Single and ...: no sexy im straight Me-> ...: thats BI .... when I say BYE means leave me alone Single and ...: god baby im about to cum to your pics!!!!! damn your fine!!!

3 Cops Killed, 2 Injured In Pittsburgh Pa.
As some of you may not know about the act of terrorism that has happened in Pittsburgh, Pa. 3 Pittsburgh Police Officers were brutally murdered and two were injured. My heart and prayers go out to the families that were affected by this mornings acts of violence. It puts a thought in my mind.... WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? Because of One mans paranoia.... It hits close to home because I am a native of Pa. And my uncle is a Pa. State Trooper. Instead of focusing on the terrorism over seas... We need to focus on the terrorism that is going on right in our own back yards.

You Haven't Seen This Then You Don't Know What Your Missing.
They tour around northern California and they are freaking kickass. I'm going to marry one of these guys in this group. He just doesn't know it yet. Leave a comment I really would like to know what you all think about this group. Please say it nicely though I'm very protective over whos soon to be my guy... lol The Newsies and they rock.

Annoying Hotel Workers
I travel for work, I live in hotels all over the country 6 months out of the year. Normally I stay at pretty cheap places because I get to keep a portion of whatever is in my expense account at the end of the year. I decided to stay at a Holiday Inn Express here in San Francisco because it's near the conference center where I was working. The hospitality here is excessive. I just got a call from the front desk, I've been working all day and got exceedingly drunk with my co workers last night, so I'm exhausted and I was laying down. My phone rings so I get up and its the fucking hotel calling me to see how everything is going! That's fucking absurd. They just wanted to make sure my day was ok and make sure I didn't need a wakeup call tomorrow. I told the lady "If I need a wakeup call I generally request it without being prompted." Am I wrong in thinking this behaviour is obnoxious?

Drama
people who cant say shit to my face are funny....and i was going to ask some one why they didnt want to talk to me but he blocked me. and i was going to take it as a fuck off but his bitchy girl had to put her 2 sense in.And if he is not a juggalo why would he though up the WC's sign....so its all great and dndy...and i love how they both suck at insults. fudram sucks but oh well im proud of who i m. no one is going to mke me change for them..if yall dont like me fuck off and suck my nuts.

It Brings Me Back All The Time.
Well I tryed to get away from Erie. Too bad im not a country girl. I guess im just not made for the quietness. I was in NH for 8 months. 6 out of those 8 months was hell. I was living with someone who was treating me like shit. Than the last 2 months I was homeless. I was sleeping in a gazeebo in the middle of winter. Thank god someone found me and took me in before I got too sick to live anymore. Than I was moved into a shelter. They sent me back here to Erie. Oh lovely Erie with all it's drama and violence. Who knew that at one point I would go from growing up in a relatively safe place to being scared to even go grab my mail. I guess that's life, and it sucks.

A Little Of Me
ok I don't know what to write?.... I am a bisexual women, who just loves the phyfical form! men as well as women! I just love to touch the softness of skin on my skin, in my mouth! Ok I think I'll stop her and go play with my toy(I'm wet just thinking of it) bye bye for now!

Cold And Heartless
OK, so for a long time and for a variety of reasons I've felt like I'm different, like I don't fit in. One of those reasons is the emotional connection (or more accurately, the lack of an emotional connection) I feel towards others. And it goes for everyone - my "close" friends, casual acquaintances (coworkers and the like) and family. People just don't matter much to me. Here's an example...I live in a relatively small city, about 100,000 people total in the 5 or 6 towns that make up the greater Binghamton area. Cost of living is low, violence is low, blah blah blah. Yesterday there was a shooting - someone opened fire in an office building and killed 13 people. Why it happened is irrelevant to all this so I'm not going to get into it. It was on every station all day long even though they had no information, knew nothing until last night. Even CNN carried the story nationally before they knew how many were dead. Is 13 dead in a podunk of a town really warrant national covera

Do You Know How
AS MUCH AS I TRY I AM TRYING TO DO WHAT PEOPLE SAY AND THAT IS LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT BUT IT IS SO HARD FOR ME THINGS ARE ALWAYS A STRUGGLE FOR ME. IM AT THAT POINT WERE I GIVE UP AND I REALLY DO GIVE UP. ARE YOU THOUGHT AND KIND DO YOU CARE WHATS ON MY MIND.

In Remembrance
Yesturday would have been my older brothers 53rd birthday. He died of alcoholism in 1999. I miss him. A moment of silence for my bro'................................................................................ I love you Ken.

The Real Secured Fu
Dear Fubies, Hi how are you, I'm ok just figures I would put something out for people to read. First, I read a lot of profiles and I agree with most that if you do not like the content then move on. This blog is just what I think, and is not intended to be taken as gospel or anything other than what it is, an opinion. Soooo, if you read my rants and hate them OH WELL!!, but if you like what you read then enjoy as I rant a little bit. About me, I am a 35 year old man not some wannabe surfing for chicks. I am very polite until I have a reason not to be. If I send you a gift it is not because I expect something in return, but I enjoyed your page etc.. If you do return the favor that's cool if not csa la vie. I do not post a picture of myself, because of what I do for a living not because I am eccentric or ignorant of how to do it. It is simply not allowed. About Fubar, I enjoy checking people out, and sending gifts but I won't spend real money on fake things. If I want

Bling Auction 4/4/09
~BLING AUCTION~ TERESA IS HOLDING A BLING AUCTION SHE HAS 1, 3, and 5 CREDIT BLINGS UP FOR AUCTION!PULL OUT OUR FUBUCKS AND COME BID NOW!!Ends Sunday 4/5/09 @ 8PM Fu-time 11PM Est!Click bling pics to bid:AUCTION HOST: PLEASE R/F/A. THANK YOU.TERESA~OWNER OF T&H DESTROYERS~OWNED BY BRATT~@ fubar PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY: sO FrESH _[diAMond dAveS gUrL *DiAMondDaVes LUCKYCharm* SHADOW LEVEL

Ubiquitous Song This Week
The wretched desert takes its form, the jackal proud and tightIn search of you, I feel my way, though the slowest heaving nightWhatever fear invents, I swear it make no senseI reach through the border fenceCome down, come talk to meIn the swirling, curling storm of desire unuttered words hold fastWith reptile tongue, the lightning lashes towers built to lastDarkness creeps in like a thief and offers no reliefWhy are you shaking like a leafCome on, come talk to meAh please talk to meWon't you please talk to meWe can unlock this miseryCome on, come talk to me{Chorus 1:}I did not come to stealThis all is so unrealCan't you show me how you feel nowCome on, come talk to meCome talk to me [x2]The earthly power sucks shadowed milk from sleepy tears undoneFrom nippled skin as smooth as silk the bugles blown as oneYou lie there with your eyes half closed like there's no-one there at allThere's a tension pulling on your faceCome on, come talk to meWon't you please talk to meIf you'd just talk to

Life Hard?
Truth is, I don't believe my life has been especially hard. It has been different. If I were to rage against this difference and spend my nights yearning for so-called normalcy, then I would surely make life as hard as granite and break myself on it. By embracing difference, by choosing to thrive on it, I lead a life no harder than most others and easier than some.

This Is The True L.d.c.(the New Wave Of Darkness And Change)
First off let me say this to those that have been true through and through while this family has had its up and downs.Second let me say this L.D.C. is in no way any drama we do not bother others.We do not go looking for fights of any kind.If you have drama or suspect we are drama then you can turn around and leave right now.Anyways now down to whats really important.My status is exactly as it says.I AM BACK and it feels really good to be back.I am back to lead my children and teach them what all is needed to be taught so that means if your a Vampire,Satanists,Agnostic,any religion or any lifestyle you are more than welcome here in this family and will be taught by me that really you don't need societies bullshit ways.I mean if they can't accept you for who you are then you don't need them.I will show you what me being a part of you is all about.I LOVE YOU MY CHILDREN.I will never leave you again..... Now for more pressing matters there is a new wave of change coming for this family

Sad News
ok something has happened and i have to move back to tennessee...today is april 4th and i will be leaving this coming weekend...i will not have internet for a bit but i will be getting it back just as soon as i can...Fubar rocks and i have awesome family, friends, and fans...i will not forget anyone even though i will not be able to be on for awhile but im just asking that no one forget me...Lots of love to all my fu-people!!!

Your Order Has Been Declined...
Forgive me,I'm a bit toasted at this moment.I havent drank in so long that it now no longer takes a while for alcohol to catch up with me. It seems this will be the best way for me to get everything off of my mind and out in the air.Things seemed to be going right for me for awhile.I got a terrific new boyfriend who means the universe to me.Thats right,not just the world,the whole fucking universe!But anyways,we kinda put ourselves into a little situation since we both work at the same job,yet work different shifts.Our relationship went undetected for a while then people started finding out.And finally the supervisor found out,which led to a discussion with both me and my other half.Our jobs are now on the line because of our relationship and neither of us is willing to give the other up.Even if we both get fired.Yet I'm trying to prevent this.I dislike having to hide my relationship with the man I love,as he hates having to hide it too.But we are now pushed into the position that we h

This One Is For The Laddies
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) ! 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an ol

Hst [list Of Reading Material]
i can never find the notebook feature on a mac...hence the blog. wait do macs have notebook? heh... Hell's Angels HST's breakthrough book. Regardless of how true the ending is, from cover to cover, it's one heck of a read. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Immortalized forever by Terry Gilliam in a movie, this is probably HST's most well-known work. Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72 This tome has been hailed as the most accurate account of the ill-fated 1972 presidential election. The Gonzo Papers Spanning four volumes, each one is mostly a collection of assorted writings from HST, beginning with The Great Shark Hunt and ending with Better Than Sex. The Curse of Lono This is probably the most beloved of all gonzo books by gonzo fans. It's HST's south-seas adventure with Ralph Steadman in tow. The Fear and Loathing Letters HST's hefty volumes of letters; projected third volume is coming in fall 2006. The Rum Diary Although some felt it was better left unpub

This Time Its Woody
Back in the day when I was still young, I used to listened this radio show Mikey show on KSJO, which is no longer exist. I loved that show, they played my favorite kinda music like Guns n Roses, Metallica, Linkn Parks, Nickelback....u got the point, played stupid funny prank, and even Arnold Schwarzenegger the Governor and Michael Jackson called tha show. Everyday I set my alarm to wake up to the show, and hated it when I had to go to school during the show. I didnt have a car at that time, so getting a car and driving to the school with the radio on was my top priority of my to-do list. A few months had passed and I was finally getting a car, and was so excited thinking I dont have to leave Mikey show to go to school. Then, one mornig, the radio went off as usual to wake me up in the morning, I heard a weird sound coming from my raido.....it was a mexican music. I was confused. KSJO never played mexican music before, wtf is going on? I was in bed half awake, thinkin maybe somehow I c

Life
there comes a point in everyones life where they wanna give up on alot well i guess this is mine!!!! everyone knows i am a nice person i keep the peace i dont really say much and i let others run all over me :( sad huh??? well now i am to the point i am not i try to let everything go that has happened this week but others dont wanna let it go no they wanna talk there shit and feel good about rubbin shit in my face!!!! well u know what yall ppl that r doing that can fuk tha fuk off sideways!!!! what can i not make anyone happy i mean really happy??? if i am here it seems like ppl aint happy if i am gone ppl aint happy i mean come on what do yall fukin want from me??? i am one person and i cant make everyone happy even thou i try my damnest to well fuk it all to hell!!!! my life is compacated enuff well there it is so fuk it

Sex Quiz
What is it that you absolutely need sexually? to get off What is something you have always wanted to try? hmmmm What is something you have never done in bed before?two guysWhat time of day do you like to have sex?any time i canWhat do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?a nice looking dick or nice set of tittiesHow long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?not very longIf someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?both, love the though of getting caughtWould it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river?nahHave you ever faked an orgasm? ummmm yeahWhat Part of your body are you self-conscious about?my tummyDo you have any sexual regrets?too many to countIf a lover cheated on you would you take them back?hellz nahHow Important is sex in your life?very, i love sexHow Important is love in your life?also very importantWhat is the biggest fight you have ever had with a bf/gf?don't think we have had any real big onesD

Bondage
His pleasure came in her bondageThe erotic threads which tie her self to himGiving him absolute control over her passivityLike a hesitant master, he needed that reassuranceOf a delivered slap, once in a whileWhich she had to receive In the true pose of submission and pleasure.

Declaration
I call to the Powers of the East, Past , Present , Future. Great and Small, I request your attention. I call to the Powers of the South, Past , Present , Future. Great and Small, I request your attention. I call to the Powers of the West, Past , Present , Future. Great and Small, I request your attention. I call to the powers of the North, Past , Present , Future. Great and Small, I request your attention. I call to the Powers of the Earth, Past , Present , Future. Great and Small, I request your attention. I call to the Powers of the Sky, Past , Present , Future. Great and Small, I request your attention. I am. I declare myself. I am the Master of my Body, Mind, and Soul. My ideals are Truth, Love, and Justice. I face the World with Strength, Heart, and Clarity. I seek to find and maintain True Freedom, True Love, and Peace of Mind. I ask to lose ALL I deserve to, gain ALL I am worthy of. I ask to be prepared for ALL I must face. I am willing to be broken and remade. I am Declared. I

Stalking
I'm starting to feel like a stalker with this new "Friend _____ has left a new photo comment" thing. I don't know how many times I've clicked on a total stranger's pic thinking the comment was left for me. So friends, no worries...I'm not really stalking you. Promise

Poem Called -- I Cry
I CRY.And I CRY,Because I am not the beauty you adore.I am not anything you abhor.You have not spoken to me in some time,And I calmly accept the lieThat you are trying to get over me.I CRY.And I CRY.Because I fear I have forgotten Who I was when I was without youI CRY.

Wyldefyre
i stand where the air is precious, and think that the world would be better if it all was this high... but few could handle life above the trees... where the air crystallizes in clarity, and blue is the sky inside... and the light of Love is a tower for all to see,-- and the words that are spoken, are from deep inside the soul... and tears have meaning, and feelings by themselves and you need only taste the air, to know that life is as precious as the rarest gem... and the light from eyes so dear, are richer still... and the warmth of souls is noticeable, visible, in the crispness... and joy is a flame... and desire is a WYLDEFYRE

I Don't Know About Dough
I don’t know the first thing about dough and I don’t know shit about Bonsai trees, including how to spell it (I had to look it up). I also don’t know anything about graphics or design. I know what tastes good and I know what looks good (sometimes, that’s even in question). And when it comes to what’s graphic, it’s profanity, it’s sex or it’s nothing at all. My demo CD required a ton of work. Luckily, I had to do very little of it. My friends, on the other hand, they were fucked. I asked for their help, kind of the way a child asks their parents for help on their first book report “please, write this.” I did something similar when it came to the cover graphic, the inside cartoon, the print job, the lightscribe design and the piece selection for final edit; “Here, help me.” They obliged. As a result, I got beautiful stuff from talented people. I got a far better package than my voice deserves (considerin

Pieces
when the world was new raven was flying high he saw something shiny he dove to see it liked it and stole it he flew back to where the air was precious he dropped it it fell and broke and scattered in many pieces that is why man looks for and needs others and why man can love more than one and almost never feels whole how many pieces of your soul have you found?

Questions
call it what you will insanity or love obsession or care feelings can be so deep or high they can be Heaven or Hell all by themselves when a thought of a person can hurt so much that you think you are dying yet thinking of the same person gives you reason to live is it insanity or love ? when you think about a person whenever your mind is able whether you want to or not is it obsession or care? how can you decide when your emotions become physical? they change your pulse erraticaly they change your blood pressure randomly they make it difficult to breathe in the end, does it matter ?

Fu...when Did It Start To Suck?
So I know that fubar is based on points...Ok....But when I joined, it wasn't so much a leveling, point whoring system as much as it was to meet people. They came out with the Auto's and CB's, and now, if you don't have one, nobody even rates your profile. I can sit and rate entire folders and not even get one single rate simply because I don't have auto's or a cb. And there are so many statuses with "nsfw pics for bling or auto...etc" WTH. Yeah, I have NSFW, but I don't show it to everyone. I don't use it to get shit here. Idk, maybe I'm just an old fashioned fu. If I wanted porn, I would go to a free porn site...If I wanted to sell pictures of my naked ass for shit, I sure as hell wouldn't be selling it for stupid shit. Idk, maybe I value my body enough that I won't show it to just anybody. Guess there aren't too many people like that left huh? So, no, I am not gonna be all "oh I'm so deleting my acct", but I guess I am just going to stick to the friends and fu members that I know sti

The Planting Of Love
http://www.fubar.com/blog/247886/884954 (The Introduction of The Escapees). The young goat ran as quickly as his small hooves could carry him, his eyes were wide with the excitement of yet another new and amazing mystery. His mama knew everything. He would ask her to put her velvety nose against his chest and feel the drum that pounded inside. She would lick his forehead, asking what wonderful thing he had discovered now. Then she would explain - in the way that only his mama could do. '' Mama! Mama!'' He stumbled face first into the trough of grain his mama was eating from, his skinny little legs kicking to right himself so he could stare up into her surprised eyes. A few bits of grain stuck to his nose and he sneezed. Laughing, his mama licked them off and then smoothed the ruffled hair on his forehead, her breath was warm and smelled sweet. ''Look at how hard your heart is beating, my beloved! Something amazing must be happening to bring you running so quickly you fell into

No More
I dont know how to fix this....Was it my fault for her being there....at the wrong moment. this is so fucked... blame me bystander, sickly dripping with stories slowly melting to the wick honesty is a lie and a perversion in itself

Relationships
Name: Age: Height: Hair color: Eye color: Favorite color: Favorite food: Whats your YAHOO screen name:(optional) Tattoos?: Piercings?: Drink?: Smoke?: Any Other drugs?: Would you care if i did drugs?: Would you care if i drank?: Are you a virgin?: Do you have sex?: (if so) How Often?: Is sex all you're looking for?: Do you have any STD's?: Would you kiss me anytime?: Anywhere?:

Worth A Shot
Dear President Obama,.............Patriotic retirement:There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with stipulations:1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.They could call this instant relief program the "Fifties Asset Relief Tender"...... or F.A.R.T. ....

Guys Today
What is up with this trend? Guys not wanting girlfriends? I'm sorry I think its totally lame! Yea Im not the best girl ever but I've seen much worse like girls would totally cheat on their boyfriends without the blink of their eye and they guys STAY WITH THEM!! Come on guys!! You can get way better Yea I understand you dont want to be hurt but everyone gets hurt its a part of life! When your in a relationship you learn what you want and dont want in that perfect someone. I'm sick of liking these guys and they turn out to be total dorks. Like all they want is booty call because of a couple stupid sluts their whole outlook on a relationship is out the window! I so need that guy that can trust me or atleast gives me a chance to prove that we arent all the same. One thats not afraid to tell me whats on his mind instead of totally giving up and going back into his little "whatever never mind it doesnt matter" shit. Guys are acting like fuckin girls now a days!! Put your fuckin

Can't Believe
What I can't believe is that the one person that you love the most would want to look at other women. I don't understand that. I have put up with it for the last 4 years that we have been together. What is it that he get out of it. I don't get why he would do it right in front of me. If he is trying to say something why can't he just tell me to my face. Why doesn't he think or peoples feelings. I would figure since he married me that he wouldn't have to look at other women.

Florida- Add Me
so if you are from florida, you should add me because im going to be living there for at least 6 months, and itd be nice to know where everything is at. lol. starting may! [june is my US roadtrip] yay. wish me luck especially getting this pirate bar job. :0) [eesh i need to work on my memory skills!]

Shameless
Wow...when did they put this little handy editor thingy here? Hmm *shrugs* Sooooo my whichamacallit expires in two days...Im HOPING to level before then, please please please please please...in case you didnt realize Im begging... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE? Help my whoreible ass level?

Girlriend/ Boyfriend Application
BASICS: Name:Age:Location:Height:Hair (color and style):Eyes:Piercings/tattoos:Phone Number:OTHER: 1. Do you drink/smoke?2. Do you like the rain?4. If so...would you play in it with me?5. Do you like movies?6. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together?9. Would you kiss my neck?10. Do you play any sports?11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother?13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on you?15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick)? 17. Would you give me a kiss just because?18. Would u sleep in the same bed as me?19. Would u take me home to meet your parents?20. Would u have sex with me?21. If so, whats the soonest into our relationship you'd have it? 22. Would you tell your friends we had sex?23. Would u let me touch u wherever?24. How smart are you?25. Do u have a specific body type that

Daddy It Hurts
My name is ChrisI am three,My eyes are swollenI cannot see,I must be stupidI must be bad,What else could have madeMy daddy so mad?I wish I were betterI wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommyWould still want to hug me.I cant do a wrongI cant speak at allOr else im locked upAll day long.When i'm awake i'm all aloneThe house is darkMy folks aren't home When my mommy does come homeI'll try and be nice,So maybe i'll just getOne whipping tonight.I just heard a carMy daddy is backFrom Charlies barI hear him curseMy name is calledI press myselfAgainst the wallI try to hideFrom his evil eyesIm so afraid nowI'm starting to cryHe finds me weepingCalls me ugly words,He says its my faultHe suffers at workHe slaps and hits meAnd yells at me more,I finally get freeAnd run to the doorHe's already locked itAnd I start to bawl,He takes me and throws meAgainst the hard wallI fall to the floorWith my bones nearly broken,And my daddy continuesWith more bad words spoken,'I'm sorry!', I screamBut it's

Starting Over...
So I deleted, basically everyone off of my list... As of today. If I don't know you, or don't want to be your friend I won't add you. I had too many people on my list, I didn't know or even talk to, so those I wanted to keep stayed on, YOU are the lucky ONES I guess, if U call it that... I am also going through and clearing my list of fans... That I am a fan of. So if U want me back on ur list u better re add me, and re fan me, and re rate me... Peace The Sexxxi Mexxxi Brandon

Got Jealously?!?
What do humans and the frilled lizard have in common? Well, when we’re afraid,we both puff out our faces and ears and try to act really, really scary. The fear injealousy is so strong that it can sometimes make us humans react to situations like a pissed off lizard, just to make sure that our partner gets the point that we don't want them to stray.And how many times has that pissed lizard look ever made your beloved admire you more? Probably not many...People use the word ‘jealousy’ as a feeling but I'm here to tell you it's a tought.For example, ‘abandoned’ is a thought -- it’s your negative evaluation of somebodyleaving you. But what if the IRS abandoned you and your audit? Is that necessarilynegative? No.... so ‘abandoned’ is an evaluation of, or thought about, somebodyleaving you.In the same way, ‘jealousy’ isn’t really a feeling – it’s a thought. The event may beyour beloved paying attention to somebody

Stolen From Andy
Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?i dont rem its been so longTears are falling from your eyes, what's the reason?pain Has someone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you? no If you got paid 5,000 dollars would you stick your hand in an elephants ass?no wayHas anyone ever promised you forever?noDo you get high?only on cough syrup hehSomething bothering you?just my knee atmHas someone told you they'd always love you then went for someone else?noWhat made you happy this weekend?Nothing yetWhen was the last time you cried?todayWhat color shirt are you wearing?WhiteHow long is your hair?mediumLast thing you ate?ice creamLast thing you drank?cough syrupWhere did you sleep last night? on the couch (long story) Are you happy right now?No What did you say last?nuttin...hard to say anything wit out a voiceWhere is your phone?Beside meWho/what do you hate/dislike currently?i like ice cream & i try not to hate nowadayzWhat's some

Missin Out
the thing i love about this site is all the odd folks on it! (not everyone btw!) I would love to meet a nice bloke.. kinda like the man of my dreams. i know im kidding myself. But i dont moan or sulk or spend loads of money. im brainy... ah thats it! blokes prefer dumb women!! i see now! never mind..your all missing out. i dont whine not bitch at my man. i let them have freedom. i like my own space, and hate to live in anyones shadow... but as you prefer the moaning and the bitchyness.. oh dear..shame your missing out

For Those That Have Been Shattered (blood For Blood- So Common So Cheap)
Fucking your pussy was like fucking the wound from a shotgun blast... With gangrene!Sorry ladies but this song goes out to all the guys out therethat have been fucked over by that lie known as loveBottoms up.Check this out!Looking back at all the times we had, Wish I could tell ya' that they weren't all so bad.But in the end we were just wasting our time,Yeah I knew what you were but I was out of my mind.Lost my mindKnew you were common when we started this thing,So very common with your everyday dreams.But I was desperate for a heart of gold,So I took a chance and I came in from the cold.Life's so coldLet me let you in on a secret fellasif she sucks great cock she's a proand if she'll spread on the first date she's a hoeI oughta' have my fucking head examined for screwing with a skank like you.But it wasn't like I really fell for you, I was just cold and empty through and throughFuck it.Check this out!Thought you were something but you proved me wrong.Money is your only god, what a ti

Gone N Forgotton? Wtf
Well Ive come to the realization that those who say they are friends and always be ther bla bla bla thats just wahat it is bla bla bla..My life took some funny and not so funny twisats and turns and I really found out while I wasnt here as much who my True friends were and are and For that Im forever blessed and grateful..for the rest who just want rates Plz dont bother coming to my page as I will not return any rates if ur just coming when u have an auto running..Not palying that futard game anymore..Am I a lil bitter yes I am..Oh well suck it upm or get over it..Life goes on..So to all my family and true friends I so love you...and for the others I hold no grudges or anger..Disappointment maybe..Have a great life take care and God SPeed Mauhz n Hugllez Deb................ PS..When Im not here you all know how to reach me...........

Stolen!
Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?Sure doesTears are falling from your eyes, what's the reason?I'm pissedHas someone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you?Yeah If you got paid 5,000 dollars would you stick your hand in an elephants ass?If I was desperate I might consider it.Has anyone ever promised you forever?Yeah..and you see how that worked out...Do you get high?lol, noSomething bothering you?a littleHas someone told you they'd always love you then went for someone else?YesWhat made you happy this weekend?Nothing yetWhen was the last time you cried?A few days agoWhat color shirt are you wearing?Greenish/BlueHow long is your hair?Just past my shouldersLast thing you ate?Cream Cheese and Chive Crackers Last thing you drank?CokeWhere did you sleep last night?Comfort InnAre you happy right now?I guessWhat did you say last?See yaWhere is your phone?Beside meWho/what do you hate/dislike currently?Pretty much everythingWhat's somet

Saturday Auto 11 Blog
HERE ARE SOME FU'S WITH AUTO 11'S RUNNING TODAY. YOU ARE ALWAYS MORE THAN WELCOME TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN THIS BLOG IF YOU OR A FRIEND HAVE THEM ALSO!! I ALWAYS TRY TO ADD AS I SEE PEOPLE WITH THEM AND REMOVE THE ONES THAT ARE OVER SO THAT IT IS KEPT UP TO DATE FOR THE DAY, SO IF YOU SEE ME ON YOUR PAGE.. THAT IS WHAT I AM DOING, I'M NOT A BOT, JOHNNY DEVIL WILL ATTEST TO THAT LOL! A BLOG, PAGE RATE AND PERHAPS RATE MY SALUTES WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED FOR THIS BUT NOT NECESSARY AS I DO THIS FOR MYSELF TO KEEP UP WITH WHERE THE AUTOS ARE FOR THE DAY. PS I HAVE DECIDED IF YOU HAVE AN IP TRACKER ON YOUR PAGE I WILL NOT LIST YOU HERE. I DON'T LIKE THEM, THEY ARE NOT FUNNY OR A "JOKE" AND I WON'T SUBJECT OTHERS TO THEM UNKNOWINGLY.

Crapping At Work
CROP DUSTING When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everybody else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. FLY BY The act of scouting out a bathroom before doing a crap. Walk in and check for other crappers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a... FREQUENT FLYER People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. ESCAPEE A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a crap in a cubicle. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making

Farting In The Office
I'm sure anyone who works in an office has seen the movie Office Space? If you have not, I highly recommend it! One critical aspect of office life that is missing from this movie is the office fart. The office fart can attack anytime and anyplace. If you work in a cube, what happens...? You fart into the soft material of the chair. The small cube walls lure you into a false sense of security so you launch them freely. BUT, they DO NOT prevent your neighbor from smelling your anal juices. They will smell it! So what can I do I hear you ask? Best method is to release a tester. You release a small part of your fart, and then wait 5-10 seconds to see if it smells. If it does not, then release the whole salvo into the chair (silently). If it does smell, you can release the whole thing but do so at your own risk as you will gain a reputation in the office. You will be called names such as "Smelly ass", "Fart pants","stinky bottom" etc. Sometimes even when the testers are O

Back In Germany - After The Move
I am back in Germany. Yeah me. Ok, I am still getting used to speak my own language on a daily base and feel so rusty at it, but it is going better each day. My son is certainly complaining about the new language. I taught him some German, but thought English, since we were living in the US, was more important. My cat and dog survived the long flight pretty well and are up to no good just like me. I am already getting back to make pictures of the things you like, so boobies and lots of skin. This time my cam will not only get me in its focus. I am working my way through the Erotic Scene in Hamburg and Bremen, but will also make a stop in the Netherlands this year and see who will be willing to model for me or even with me. This year just started and the summer will come, soon. I also plan on visiting Erotic Establishments of all trades (remember, prostitution is legal here *hahahaha*) and write reviews about them. I did that a few years ago and think it will be fun again. The onl

Happy Easter ! Wester ! 7 Days
Happy Easter ! Wester ! 7 Days opnshors@aol.com, AliKhamenei@rock.com, l.pontin@wessexarch.co.uk, OsamaBinLaden@rock.com, c.moore@wessexarch.co.uk, KimJong-il@rock.com, cj.dillon@wessexarch.co.uk Sweet 16 List of Best Reasons to Believe in the Easter BunnyFriday's Sweet 16 matchups - College Basketball - Rivals.comhttp://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=ys-ncaaprecaps032609&prov=yhoo&type=lgns Final 4 Rest My Case Belief in the Easter BunnyHeels, Wildcats shed stereotypes at Final Fourhttp://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090403/ap_on_sp_co_ne/bkc_final_four_villanova_ncarolina_2 I Believe in the Easter BunnyO! Sweet Sixteen - Just 7 Days!U Final $4 & 20 WaMu Elders Saints Turcaud-Conrad Universal Magnetic ReversalSaturday 11th April 2009 A.D. 11:00 a.m. GMT 1. - He's the worlds most famous Rabbit, even more famous than Bugs Bunny.2. - Who else would be clever enough to hide all those Easter Eggs, ALL in one night.3. - He faithfully brings me little eggs in a basket, who do you

Ridin'
It roars to life. Sounds so sweet. I jump on, and I feel at home. It knows I'm there. I am a part of it, and it me. The wheels spin over the road. The wind is in my face.. Where to go? It doesn't matter. No worries, no cares. This is where I need to be.

Decode Lyrics
Artist: Paramore lyricsAlbum: Other Song LyricsTitle: Decode lyrics Lyrics to Decode :How can I decide what's right? When you're clouding up my mind Can't win your losing fight all the time Not gonna ever own what's mine When you're always taking sides You wont take away my pride No not this time Not this time How did we get here? I use to know you so well How did we get here? Well, I think I know The truth is hiding in your eyes And its hanging on your tongue Just boiling in my blood, But you think that I can't see What kind of man that you are If you're a man at all Well, I will figure this one out on my own (I'm screaming "I love you so..." But my thoughts you can't decode) How did we get here? I use to know you so well How did we get here? Well, I think I know Do you see what we've done? We're gonna make such fools of ourselves Do you see what we've done? We're gonna make such fools of ourselves How did we get here? I use to know you so well How did we get here? We

Keep Erie's Shriners Hospital Open
PLEASE CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW AND SIGN THE PETITION TO KEEP ERIES SHRINERS HOSPITAL OPEN Shriner's Hospital of Erie is a great asset to the Erie and surrounding communities. The hospital has helped so many children from burn victims to children born with disabilities. Erie Shriners Hospital have allowed the children to be treated for many conditions without the fears that they would face in a regular hospital environment. Shriners Hospital needs to be kept open. Not just for the Erie Area But also for Cleveland, Buffalo, Pittsburgh and surrounding areas.. If Eries Shriners closes then patients and their families will have to make the trip to the closest Shriners Hospital. Philadelphia is 420 miles away, Chicago is 445 miles away, Montreal is 488 miles away, and Cincinnati is 345 miles away. That is just to far for a family to have to travel with a sick child. Thank You for your time http://www.petitiononline.com/shriners/petition.html

Child Abuse
Thursday at work, I was watching this morning show briefly in the break room. That show really got me to thinking about the issue they were discussing. It was about child abuse. My question is .... why now is it a big deal when there were 1,000's of children that died from it before. Like when i was growing up unless you have visible injuries the cops wouldnt touch it. So parents knew back then to hide it under the clothing of their kids. Now tell me who protected them? Im not saying i dont agree with what they are doing now but why is it that we all have to wait til it gets so bad that someone will come in and fix the problem. If you have thoughts or opinions on this please post them. But remember one thing..... I AM A SURVIVOR!!

My True Joy~
I wish i could wake up every morning And see your smiling face Holding you in my arms Seeing all your grace I wish i could fall asleep in your arms Every night of every day Feeling all your warmth Feeling so very safe Nothing could make me happier Than kissing your tender lips Hugging your body Feeling your gentle finger tips A day without you is hell With sadness and much pain But i know that without you completly I would never be the same I can help but think... How alone i used to be How unhappy i felt How i had sorrow for myself But then you came, to save me from my pain You have brightened my face, my heart, my soul You have made me feel special, my heart feels whole I never want to leave you I always want you to stay Because every part of me Loves you in each and every way! ~W.H.~ ~2009~

The Fellowship Train
Join the Quest To Get Me To Oracle!! I'm looking for some brave Fubarians to join my quest....the mountain may seem far away and unscalable, but I know you can get me close. So cast aside your fear and join our Fellowship! 1. Stop by St Michael's Page and rate the Lord of the Rings folder of pics (He has autos on starting at 3pm Eastern Time today)... Starting with this one... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Train. Check the Fellowhip Train tag folder to see if a tag is ready for you, if not, leave a comment like "Joining the Fellowhip Train" or something like that..

Thin Skinned People
wow i can;t believe how childish soem of u people are. u put a picture on, expect an honest rating from me. now if u want me to rank ur personality, then by all means, talk to me. be real. be a nice person. i honestly think beauty is farther then skin deep. but seeing as to how i don't know any of you's, i'm judging ur picture based on solely looks. so if i give u a low rating, then please, show me that u deserve a better rating by taking it like a man (or woman), any way but like a child. this is why our country is so fucked up, politicians and bigwigs sucking up and flattering and not being honest with each other. if we all learned to be honest and speak our mind and grow a thick skin, the world would be a better place. and frankly, its not really the politicians that are fucking up our country and world, its the childish people on this site that act like infants. please people, grow up! this is our world, so act like an adult, get treated like an adult, and u might make a fucking

Why I'm Stupid
So, a couple days ago I decided to apply to The Art Institute of Pittsburgh Online to get my BS (well it's about bleeping time) in Interactive Media Design (web design). While filling out the application form, I was stumped when I got to the question asking which program I was enrolling in.(ending a sentence with a preposition ... tsk tsk) See, all of the literature I had seen up to that time had called the program 'Web Design & Media', but that wasn't on the list. I decided to wait and call the next day (yesterday ... Friday, that's important) to ask about it. Upon calling, the rep from the school told me that Web Design & Media was called Interactive Media Design on the application form (no explanation) and then proceeded to walk me (figuratively speaking) through the rest of the form (wasn't that nice of him?). He then handed me off to two other people to fill out all manner of other forms (mostly financial aid) for roughly the next three hours (without a cigarette, no less). The la

How Does Your Zodiac Sign Describe You?
Cancer created @ 2009-02-04 19:23:13 Repost with your Zodiac Sign in the subject line. CANCER Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal.Great in bed. Most horny.PISCES Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely weird but in a good wayLIBRA Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly and fun! Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet!AMAZING in Bed.!!!!!CAPRICORN Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker.Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. EVERY PERFORMANCE!!!!AQUARIUS Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Extremly energetic.Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.ARIES Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to fvck with. Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic.Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed.TAURUS Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves being in long relationships. Like

Lmao
Chicks make me laugh. They fall for these douchebag guys and are so "in love" when last week your man was in my shoutbox telling me how interested he was in me. rofl. I am one catty bitch today. I really should up my prozac.

Whats Really A True Friend
i was wondering what really consist of a true friend. does a true friend mean some one u can relate to.or does it reallymean it just a normal term that people tend to use? to me a true friend is some one whos there forme no matter what is going onin my life they always there for me topick me up when i am down and there to lift me higher when im at my best. what do you think?

Tourney
Just lettin everyone know that I'm runnin a Magic: the Gathering Tourney at the Jackson Starbucks in Hayward today at 3pm. If you are in the area and want to meet me, come on down. Juggalo619 might be there too if I can drag him off of his comp. LOL.

Coming Out In To The "open"
Okay, I am writting this because I don't know how else to go about it. I am going to come out into the open with one of my deepest darkest secrets. *Holds breath* I am not straight, I am Bisexual. There, I did it, does it feel better? Yes a whole lot better. I have been Bisexual since the age of 16. For those of you who don't know what a bisexual is...It means that I like not just men but Women also. My boyfriend that I have is very understanding of me being Bisexual (Bi for short). He has even given me permission to go and get a girlfriend. (Like I said he is very very understanding about this) For those in my family alls I can say is that I am sorry I could not tell you guys in person and That I am sorry I didn't come out with this sooner. I know that this is a shocker, But it really shouldn't be. If you have ever watched me closely you would of seen me checking other girls out, I would make up the excuse of " I like her outfit" or " Nice shoes" or "I would tottally wear that" None

New Here
well I'm new here. Ok, lame I know. who cares if I'm new or not? right? well, what do you want to know? I'm middle aged according to some, young according to others and an old woman to still others. I'm married, I have kids. No I wont have an affair - unless youre my husband! I was born and raised ..... well. thats all boring really. what I wanna know is, HOW THE HECK DO I NAVIGATE THIS PLACE????????? there. now you know. *wanders off in search of chocolate and a drink*

W0w
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once, and made love to a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

Love
wow what a mess i met this woman whom has captivated my soul she hastold me she feel it to but yet she is stuck on an ex that raly screwd her over i been there done that and going back dont work not after all the urt and pain i hurt cause i want her to want me so badly i guess i feel like her im convicted and im gonna win her over i just dont know how to get her to turn the page and start a new with me i would ever do the thins this guy did to her torment her for such a long time even invite her out no strings attached wtf advise please anyone

Saturday Auto 11 Blog
HERE ARE SOME FU'S WITH AUTO 11'S RUNNING TODAY. YOU ARE ALWAYS MORE THAN WELCOME TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN THIS BLOG IF YOU OR A FRIEND HAVE THEM ALSO!! I ALWAYS TRY TO ADD AS I SEE PEOPLE WITH THEM AND REMOVE THE ONES THAT ARE OVER SO THAT IT IS KEPT UP TO DATE FOR THE DAY, SO IF YOU SEE ME ON YOUR PAGE.. THAT IS WHAT I AM DOING, I'M NOT A BOT, JOHNNY DEVIL WILL ATTEST TO THAT LOL! A BLOG, PAGE RATE AND PERHAPS RATE MY SALUTES WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED FOR THIS BUT NOT NECESSARY AS I DO THIS FOR MYSELF TO KEEP UP WITH WHERE THE AUTOS ARE FOR THE DAY. Kimberly@ fubar ❤HORNY ANGEL❤™@ fubar King Dom Royale ***Club Omega Founder***@ fubar ~*BossLadywitdaSeXxyEyEz *~*♥MR_LOVERMAN4U2'S WIFEY ♥*~@ fubar ~ GRLSKIKASS2 ~ lovingly taken by ~T~ fu-married to Chaoskarma@ fubar 'T'@ fubar ôô Bad Santa ôô@ fubar ~ØTîÑåMã®ïË~ ♥♥§HÂÐÕW LÊVËLÊ®♥♥™ ôô@ fubar *** PapaBear53 ***@ fubar

Sex Joke
A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool. The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point. Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door. He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?" She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

Exactly
To All My Valued Employees, There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news is this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job. What does threaten your job however, is the changing political landscape in this country. However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your best interests. First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against employees, you have to understand that for every business owner there is a Back Story. This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see and hear. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside. You've seen my big home at last years Christmas party. I'm sure; all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some idealized thoughts about my life. However, what you don't see is the BACK STORY : I started this

New Step-mother
took my son to the er wednesday and not to my surprise my sons step-mother stayed and to my surprise in the middle of er she accuses me of physically beating my son, the next thing I remember is telling her to go fuck off and she jumped in my face the er called 911 and she took off before the cops arrived what a cunt....I am not a mean person actually I am the nicest push-over anyone can meet I love people and for the most part people love me, but I went out yesterday and bought a punching bag and gloves started to work out this am my body is soooo sore I need a good long hot bubble bath but I will continue to practice boxing because if she ever confronts me like that again i will beat her ass up....I am still so mad but my body hurts also.thanks for listening to me vent....smooches all my friends...give me boxing tips if anyones got any or any tips at all on how to kick her ass because i am a lover not a fighter and she is bigger and meaner than me but i want the upper hand on her...

Truffle Tremor
You know, I ought to be boxing up my things, getting ready for the move. But I'm not. Instead, I went to the market today and bought a bunch of food I shouldn't have bought - because, well, I only have a week left in this apartment. But I thought my body could use a little treat. Two nights ago, I went to a social attended by the drunken misfits I used to work with. As expected, I managed to pour about ten cocktails down my gullet. Thus, I was effectively dead for most of yesterday. Scratch that. All of yesterday.Today I feel great, due in large part to the Rogue Gorgonzola and the Truffle Tremor cheese I'm having for lunch. o. my. god. delicious.I'm contemplating making some noodles and putting some of this truffley tremor decadence on them, making a kind of gourmet mac and cheese. But the sure-to-result orgasm might just overwhelm my fragile body. In case you're not familiar with the Truffle Tremor, you should meet it forthwith. It's an aged, ripened goat cheese with li

Handyman Tip For The Ladies
So yesterday, i tried a different product to fix a water leak. I was looking for a temporary fix until the weekend was over so I could have more time to mess with it. I had about a 1/4 inch hole in one of my drain pipes in the wall thats connected for the kitchen sink and a bathroom sink. The pipe is all threaded and metal with the exception of a little pvc near the actual sinks. After seeing the results of this product, I might have found a permanent fix and not have to change out all the piping which would be extremely difficult to get to. Plus it is surrounded by other tubing for the heater, hot water heater lines, etc. The product is JB weld. You've probably seen similar things on info-mercials and not believed them. Well i'm vouching for this one even though they're not paying me. I even tested it out on one of my favorite coffee cups that has had the handle broken for a few years. Now i'm enjoying coffee and a leak free drain pipe today. So ladies, if you have 8 bucks,

Timewaster
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take itRULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!LAST PERSON YOU....[1] Who was the last person you texted?Mikey[2] You were in the car with?Asian[3] Went to the mall with?Meathead[4] Person you talked on the phone with?Taxi man[5] You messaged/commented on Fubar?Robocop! lolT/F Only answer with True or FalseQ:Kissed some one on your top friends?TrueQ: Been searched By Cops?trueQ: Been suspended from school?TrueQ: Sat on a roof top?TrueQ: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?TrueQ: Broken a bone?trueQ: Have shaved your head?FalseQ: Played a prank on someone?TrueQ: Had/have a gym membership?TrueQ: Shot a gun?FalseQ: Donated Blood?FalseWOULD YOU RATHER:[1] Eat or drink?Drink[2] Be serious or be funny?Funny[3] Go to the beach or mountains?Beach[4] Die in a fire or die getting shot?I'm going down in a hail of gunfire!ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:[1] Sun or moon?Moon[2] Winter or fall?Fall[3] Left or right

Friendship
Friendship . . is you.. . . is love.. . . is shared.. . . is forgiving.. . . is understanding.. . . is shared secrets.. . . heals many hurts.. . . is not judgmental.. . . is shared laughter.. . . is slow and steady.. . . can be angry at times.. . . is dependable and true.. . . is more precious than silver or gold.. . . is meant to be savored like fine wine.. . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect.. . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection.. . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow.. . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day.. . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times.. . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden.. . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds.. . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there.. . . is a cherished moment of mutu

National Douchebag Day
So I have declared today "National Douchebag Day!" I have been up for about 2 hours and have already blocked 3 guys and am thinking about blocking a fourth. Wtf is up today? Do I have a sign on my forehead that says "fuck with me today,please?" It's getting old. I've always left my shoutbox open because I like to stay open to make new friends, but now I had to shut it to friends only. I've actually met a couple of really cool people because they messaged me first in my shoutbox. I am uber annoyed with this place today and am seriously debating a fu-cation now. I also had both of my salutes ripped today because a point whore jagoff was fucking with a friend. Ugh. BOOOOOOOOO!

Sbg April Birthdays!
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Chile Cheese Log
Chile Cheese LogPrep Time: 20 Minutes - Cost: $Yield: 1 (10 oz.) Log - Difficulty Level: 2 Ratings Read Comments Add Star Rating | Add Comments Printer-Friendly Version Email This Recipe and/or ShareThis Ingredients 1 cup shredded reduced fat cheddar cheese (4 oz) 1/2 cup part-skim ricotta cheese 1 tbsp finely chopped parsley 1 tbsp chopped green chile 1-1/2 tsp dried minced onion 1 clove garlic, minced 2-3 drops liquid hot pepper seasoning 2 tbsp finely chopped Planters ® pecans 20 Triscuit ® wafers Directions In electric blender or food processor, blend cheddar and ricotta cheese until just combined. Spoon mixture into a bowl; stir in parsley, chiles, onion, garlic and hot pepper seasoning. Shape into 5-inch log; wrap in waxed paper or plastic wrap and chill at least 2 hours. To serve, roll log in pecans; cut log into 1/4-inch slices. Place slices on wafers. Nutritional Information (Per Serving) Calories: 52 Sodium: 78 mg Cholesterol: 6 mg Fat: 3 g Carbohydrate

Arctic May Be Ice Free In 30 Years
April 3, 2009 -- Some 80 percent of Arctic ice may disappear in 30 years, not 90 as scientists had previously estimated, according to a new study on the impact of global warming. "The amount of the Arctic Ocean covered by ice at the end of summer by then could be only about 1 million square kilometers, or about 620,000 square miles," said researchers who authored the study published Thursday. "That's compared to today's ice extent of 4.6 million square kilometers, or 2.8 million square miles," they added, warning the development "raises the question of ecosystem upheaval." The scientists made their projections based on models that took accounted for changes in ArcticÂ ice, which saw "dramatic declines" at the end of summer in 2007 and 2008, when the ice surface dropped to 4.3 and 4.6 million square kilometers (1.7 and 1.8 million square miles), respectively. The models pointed to a "nearly ice-free" Arctic in just 32 years, with some of the models making the same prediction for 11

Maturing
compare maturing to the painting of a canvas. Ones life experiences to the brushstrokes of an artist. When a canvas is new, it is without beauty or character void of the sketches , the formation of visions and thoughts and the brushstrokes, that will make it the thing of beauty that the artist envisions……. the priceless and timeless painting that those with the ability to “see” will appreciate and view in reverence ………and so it is with life…..each day, month, year that goes by….brushstroke by brushstroke, layer upon layer, you gain beauty and character…….with each one of lifes experiences you gain depth……as lifes artist creates it’s masterpiece…..one never to be recreated, though possibly copied…..a one of a kind ……you have submitted to life and it has formed, shaped, corrected and directed you into the creature of beauty that you are …….And so W/we

Saturday Morning Funnies...
Tongue2Swe...: thank anyhow you are to ugly anyhow... ->Tongue2Swe...: not a snowball's chance Tongue2Swe...: I open my beach house at the jersey shore the 1st weekend in june can you cum?...I would love to eat....sorry meet you...I think you are sooooo Pretty !!!! Ugh. I'm gonna have to shut my shoutbox down I think...Some men have no shame.

Try And Follow Them All :)
1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 2. When you lose, don't lose the lesson. 3. Follow the three Rs: Respect for self Respect for others and Responsibility for all your actions. 4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. 5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. 6. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. 7. When you realise you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. 8. Spend some time alone every day. 9. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values. 10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 11. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll be able to enjoy it a second time. 12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life. 13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don't bring up the past. 14. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achiev

Fire Fighting
Well, after a very long and careful considered thought, I have made a decision to become a Fire Fighter preferably with Nashua Fire Rescue. I have alot of training and testing to go through before it becomes a reality, but with dedication and support from those around me, I know I can make it a reality. If things go the way I want them to, I am hoping to be on the Department by end of 2010. I am hoping to go through the NH Fire Academy in the summer of 2010 and EMT classes shortly there-after. Fighting fires has been a pasison of mine for as long as I can remember. I know certain family members of mine want me to follow in their foot-steps, but I want to get on the fire department on my own. I want ot be able to sit down in the afternoon after the daily chores are complete and look at myself and know that it was me that got me to where I am, not anyone else. I am pursuing a career as a fire fighter because it is something I want, and only doing it for myself and no one else. I

Nancy Pelosi
Saint Pelosi On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D. C., House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's aide visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint. The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi's views." Pelosi's aide then said, "Look. I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint." The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon." As Pelosi's aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday sermon and seated herself prominently at the edge of the main aisle. And, during the sermon, as promised, t

Adoption
Being adopted yourself Adoption themes in dreams often occur at significant points of transition or crisis in life. Being adopted in your dream can mean either that you have no human connections at the moment or that you require additional connections to remain a viable person. Dreams of this nature may occur during geographic moves, job transitions or uncertainties, or prior to marriage. Crucial questions exist concerning who adopts you, what the relationship is like with them after adoption, and whether you feel glad, ambivalent, or uneasy about being adopted. A pre-marital dream may include something like this one (reported by a 24-year-old groom-to-be): I'm sitting at a card table with people I don't know playing a game I don't understand. They are trying to teach me, but don't speak English. I get up to leave, but they take me home and treat me as their son. The dreamer may see himself as ambivalent about fitting into family rituals, but feeling enough acceptance from his new e

"fish, Fishing"
Freud held that small fish represented the male semen. Medium-sized fish (logically enough) were children. Fishing poles were a symbol of the phallus. Other dreams about fishing may resolve around seeking provision for your needs in life, desiring to find something that seems below the surface, or looking for primordial instincts, if Darwinism is your worldview of choice. To dream of fish may simply be a dream of nourishment, or lack thereof. It may also point to a sense of adventure or travel.

I Wished For Chicken
i wished for chiken, to immerse myself hotsouce and to wake a craving long afraid to eat..if dt wish wil b granted and if having that is tragic then give me tragedy.. because i wouldn't give it back to the hungry"..."" Caring is sharing. amen..

You Have Got To Be Kidding Me!!!
WARNING!!!! I'm going to be very blunt... so if you're not into TMI... leave now! So, I get to Dr. Z's office at 1:40. I'm not let into the procedure room until nearly 2:15. My nerves are going absolutely insane at this point. My vag is spread wide open, numbed up... and then I get FIVE [yes, 5!] shots down there... AND THEN.... The machine doesn't fucking work. I have to do it alll over again. As I said.... "You've got to be kidding me." Unfortunately, they weren't. [he didn't operate due to my safety. I can appreciate that, but still!]

Sweet Alabama
HEY EVERYONE, TODAY IS SWEET ALABAMA'S BIRTHDAY.....STOP BY HER PAGE AND SHOW HER SOME LOVE AND LETS TRY TO KEEP HER SHITFACED....LOL HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL!!!!!!! sweet alabama~zodiak levelers~fu-angels~fu-badgirl~~OWNED BY STANG77~>and owned by mizotte59~@ fubar

My Point
I'm not on here looking to meet that special person to "spend the rest of my life with". I'm not looking for a husband or a "baby's daddy". My 2 teenagers have a daddy. I'm on here to look for friends and friends only from all walks of life. I don't look down on someone for what they don't have. So if you have anything negative you wanna say, go to someone elses page and leave them your drama.

The Only Reason
okay . so fubar is one big popularity contest . i get it . im also self aware enough to now that im not the type that cares about popularity or believes that online popularity makes me a better or worse person than anyone else. and im not around enough to really care about anyone on my so called friends list . so im goign to delete all my friends and start over . from this popint on the only reason i will friend someoen is to see pictures of them . because honestly although i have no intrests in popularity , no false pretentions of becomeing popular here , i do love to look at pictures of attractive women . for those of you that arent attractive , deal with it , i manage to . and i think its silly to have sexy avitars when in reality you look like a malformed toad . get real and accept your self as you really are . dont bother sendign me hate mail , i wont care . your opinion means nothign to me

Heart Around Ur Neck
Is that my heart around your neck I thought I'd lost it again But it's right where I left it Hold on to it as long as you want I know it gets heavy though Don't want it dragging you down Sometimes it's just an albatross Bringing pain and deep regret It doesn't soak up your tears It raises questions you don't like And don't have the answers for But I'll never take it back You can bury it if you want Or wear it for all to see It's just not mine anymore

Living On Welfare
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. 'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?" ' Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, havingheard that question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats. Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names.' ''Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and thegirls are all named Leighroy." In disbelief, the case worker says, 'Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?' Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it'stime to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!'An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' An they all comesa runnin. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into thestreet, I just yell Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, nami

Pre Lol'z
*Out of sheer baldness, and an odd frame of mind, the blog that prompted the fantastic reply.* Heartless, soulless, thoughtless and meaningless.There.I have summed up for you what approx 80% of the population seems to be out seeking on a daily basis. Is it because depth hurts? The eternal fear of, and sometimes longing for nonetheless, extraction? Emotional amputations leave scars, phantom aches and we sometimes carry these as shields against any further potential damage. In seeking the shallow solace of casual encounters, do we only do ourselves further harm and heart injustice?To be fair, I recently allowed myself to develop faith in someone who was seeking just such a thing. Lest you believe I have grown bitterly cynical (GROWN??? ah ha ha ha! ;) over this particular rogue, let me assure you that I had determined upon the dissolution of my last such entanglement that such arrangements were bleeding my karma dry. Of course, the realization of this mans goals was a huge let down. I w

Grumpy
I may be grumpy today. I dunno. I was rudely woken up my housekeeping this morning pounding on my door asking if I wanted towels. =/ Oh and bowling last night was pretty decent. First game sucked so bad, lol. 106 - 143 - 163

Well Some Of Use Are Crazy And Some Of Use Are Really You Know Not Crazy But We Act It!
Ok let me start by sayen I will call you My drug of choice! I am sorry i be came that other person! you may never belave nor forgive me but I still want to be the daddy of that butiful child that was made by us and I am sorry you can never say it was a slip in judgement! Cause I love you and I know some where in you you still love me and i am sorry i have the same problem as the other family member ! I am sorry it came out to late that I am manic!!!!!! its not something i was ok with sayen but guess what i ant hiden nomore i have no shame ! I am sorry i lost you! please dont take my baby too!

Fly With The Eagles Train
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j171/Lezka1986/opticflash.gif"> Come fly with the eagles the rules:1. stop by Nunyab’s page, rate the eagle album of pictures… start with this one she has auto 11s on todaywhile your there rate all the tags in the fly with the eagle train tag album.Please leave her a comment that you have gotten your tag… 1. rate, fan, add and comment each person on the party list. if you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment… joining the fly with the eagles train or something like that… 2. private message Nunyab when you have completed rating all of the party guest. She will make you a tag if one is not already made for you…. And add you to the guest list… 3. when new people join the train …you must rate/fan/add and comment them back…

Auto11/cherry Bomb Auction
I am auctioning an Auto11/Cherry Bomb! Your Choice. Starting bid is only 1 Fubuck! There will be a Buyout Bid of 15 million FuBux.(This means that someone wanting to insure a win of this bling can bid 15 million and the auction will close upon their payment of this buyout bid.) The Auction will Run until Midnight Sunday 4-5-09. All Bids must be posted in this blog by the bidder. If two bids for the same amount are posted the one POSTING on the blog first will hold that bid. Showing me your naked pictures does not constitute as a bid. Sexual favors must be presented in person before close of bidding to be considered valid. Samples Required. Payment is expected BEFORE delivery of the Bling. No Exceptions. Payment is expected within 12 hours of the auction close. In case of Default of Bid by winner, the bling will then go to the next highest bidder for their top bid. I reserve the right to cancel this auction at any time prior to payment of the winning bid.

How Do You Color Your Life?
You Color Your Life With Vibrant Brightness You are an energetic person who's obsessed with ideas and modern. You love technology, and you like to be on the cutting edge of things. You tend to be a little materialistic. You you love to shop. You love sophisticated and dramatic things. You were born to live in the heart of the city. How Do You Color Your Life?

Would You Be In My Heart?
Would You Be in My Heart? Have you ever wondered which hurts the most; saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing and wishing you had? I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say. Don't be afraid to tell someone you love them. If you do, they might break your heart... but if you don't, you might break theirs. Have you ever decided not to become a couple because you were so afraid of losing what you already had with that person? Your heart decides whom it likes and whom it doesn't. You can't tell your heart what to do. It does it on its own.... when you least suspect it, or even when you don't want it to. Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that other person was too afraid to let you? Too many of us stay walled because we are too afraid to care too much... for fear that the other person does not care as much, or at all. Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of rejection was too hard to hand

Chinese Proverbs
CHINESE PROVERBS*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who run in front of car get tired.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who run behind car get exhausted.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man with one chopstick go hungry.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth!*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to f

T-shirts
Here are some T-shirt Sayings Very Funny!! 1) The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. 2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. 3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. 7) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 8) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 9) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 10) To all you virgins, thanks for nothing. 11) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. 12) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 13) I don't have to be dead to donate my organ 14) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. 15) God must love stupid people, he made so many. 16) The gene pool could use a little ch

Why Men Can't Win!
Why Men Can't WinIf you work too hard, there is never any time for her.If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothingbum.If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it'sexploitation.If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, youshould get off your ass and find something better.If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equalopportunity.If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexualharassment.If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.If you cry, you're a wimp.If you don't, you're insensitive.If you make a decision without consulting her, you'rea chauvinist pig, you bastard.If she makes a decision without consulting you, she'sa liberated woman.If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy,that's domination.If she asks you, it's a favor.If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.If you don't, you're a slob.If you buy her flowers, you're after something.If you don't, you're not thoughtful.If you're proud of your achi

Virginia
You Know You're From Virginia When... Speed limits are just suggestions You have at least two friends who have no idea what their relatives do...because its "top secret" government work Most of your senior class wend to Mason, JMU, Tech, VCU or UVA When people ask where you're from, you tell them DC because its easier to explain You've never told someone you're from Virginia without putting "northern," "central," or "southern" in front of it (See above.) It's not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching the car in front of you. You know yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get through. (Yeah, man...at least. Probably also happens everywhere else.) A red light means 2 more can. You actually know what the black boxes at stoplights are for. Despite the fact that Virginia fought for the south in the Civil War, you are not, under any circumstances, a "southerner" You are amused by visiting relatives who are actually excited to see Washington, DC You took a field trip to Wil

So So Sorry
I cant stay long but i wanted to say im sorry i havent been online in forever yet again but theres alot goin on and i dont really wanna get into detail but i luv yall and thank you for all the messages and b-day wishes i will get back to each of you as soon as i can.Please dont hate me for not gettin back to you today and not bein around but i luv yall and i really do miss u guys and i want nothin more then to beable to get on here and catch up with everyone! Licks and spanks to yall! XOXOXO

Little Things
It's just the little homely things,The unobtrusive, friendly things.The "wont-you-let-me-help-you" thingsThat make our pathway light--And its just the jolly, joking things,The "never-mind-the-trouble" things,The "laugh-with-me, it's funny" thingsThat make the world seem bright.For the countless famous things,The wonderous, record-breaking things,THose "never-can-be-equalled" thingsThat all the papers cite,Arent like the little human things,The everyday-encountered things,The "because-I-like-you" thingsThat make us happy quite.So here's to all the simple things,The dear "all-in-a-day's-work" things,The "smile-and-face-your-troubles" thingsTrust God to put them right!The "done-and-then-forgotten" things,The "can't-you-see-I-love-you" things,The hearty "I-am-with-you" thingsThat make like worth the fight.

What Is A Friend?
What is a Friend? I'll tell you.It is a person with whom you dare to be yourself.Your soul can go naked with him.He seems to ask you to put on nothing, only to be what you really are.When you are with him, you do not have to be on your guard.You can say what you think, so long as it is genuinely you.He understands those contradictions in your nature that cause others to misjudge you.With him you breathe freely--you can avow your little vanaties and envies and absurdities and in opening them up to him they are dissovled on the white ocean of his loyality.He understands.--You can weep with him, laugh with him, pary with him--through and and underneath it all sees, knows and loves you.A Friend, I repeat, is one with whom you dare to be yourself

Spring Bling
Hey Fubar, the weathers warming up here so that means its time for a little, !!!Spring Bling!!! Instead of the usual, lets mix it up a little. I have decided to make this a rate only contest. The contest will begin Monday, April 6, 2009 and will run until Monday, April 27, 2009. And on Wednesday,April 29, 2009, I will pimp the winners out on my page and send them their rewards. Interested???? Well now let me tell you about the winnings, The top three people will receive: 1st place - winners choice of an auto-11 or cherry bomb or a 3 month Vip 2nd place - will get the choice of the two remaining prizes Now the rules: each rate is worth - 1 point, at the end on the contest who ever has the most rates wins

I'm Thinking Of Becoming A Dj For Tantra Fantasies
I like WeAllFall, but Biggie and Dream don't agree. So, I will give 5,000 fubucks to whoever can come up with a good DJ name for me. Please, only serious suggestions...nothing vulgar. Hell, I'll even throw in 2,000 fubucks for 2nd place, and 1,000 fubucks for 3rd place if I get more than 10 legitimate suggestions. The 5,000 fubucks still stands for the best suggestion I will keep this open for suggestions and decide on Monday. Thanks for your suggestions.

Thank You Friends!!
With all the rating,and bombing going on, I am sure I have missed a Thank you to someone. I always do my best to keep up with all the FuLove, and Thank you's. I want to take a minute to Thank all my friends,Family, and Fans for helping me on the Fu. To total strangers who have also helped me, and my friends to achieve success on the Fu.Many times we forget the people who got us where we are. There are a few,who have gone out of their way, above and beyond to help me. You know who you are, and I am so thankful to have you in my life!! This has been a fun ride, I hope I have made it as enjoyable for you, as you have for me!! Thank you all!!! "Sand"

*give Till It Hurts.....
Summary... Current mood: blah Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes *Give till it hurts....If you want to keep getting Addresses, start giving stuff away. Since youcan't send a toaster through the Mail, give them something far more valuable--and far more affordable to you-- Information/Service or expert advice. It has beensaid that you can get rich with an E-mail list of just 1,000 people! So get goingon new ways to capture and keep E-mail addresses, and always make sure thatthey know your sign-up link!*Drip, Drip, Drip...You'll want to have a series of newsletters already set-up so they can be "Dripped"on your prospects on a regular basis. send a message daily, every other day, or onwhatever schedule suits you best. BUT MAKE CONTACT AT LEAST EVERY 7 DAYS!*Contact the right person...A message left on voice mail is almost always a waste of time, and therefore a waste of money.Harnassing the power of E-mail marketing given the intenet problems with traditional marketingtechniques. It's importa

Bestmoviestar Chat Room
Hi ....I am Jackeline Dalton your host today!Welcome to my Chat Room.I host here in afternoons and evenings...Come over talk to me..*I love make friends*You can always leave a message on my Board.Sweet KissesJackie http://www.bestmoviestar.com/chatroom.html

The Seven Symbols Of Kwanza
Mazao: Fruits, Nuts, and Vegetables Mazao, the crops (fruits, nuts, and vegetables), symbolizes work and the basis of the holiday. It represents the historical foundation for Kwanzaa, the gathering of the people that is patterned after African harvest festivals in which joy, sharing, unity, and thanksgiving are the fruits of collective planning and work. Since the family is the basic social and economic center of every civilization, the celebration bonded family members, reaffirming their commitment and responsibility to each other. In Africa the family may have included several generations of two or more nuclear families, as well as distant relatives. Ancient Africans didn't care how large the family was, but there was only one leader - the oldest male of the strongest group. For this reason, an entire village may have been composed of one family. The family was a limb of a tribe that shared common customs, cultural traditions, and political unity and were supposedly descended from c

The Seven Principles Of Kwanza
The seven principles, or Nguzo Saba are a set of ideals created by Dr. Maulana Karenga. Each day of Kwanzaa emphasizes a different principle. Unity (Umoja) - (oo-MO-jah) To strive for and maintain unity in the family, community, nation, and race. Self-determination (Kujichagulia) - (koo-gee-cha-goo-LEE-yah) To define ourselves, name ourselves, create for ourselves, and speak for ourselves. Collective Work and Responsibility (Ujima) - (oo-GEE-mah) To build and maintain our community together and make our brother's and sister's problems our problems and to solve them together. Cooperative Economics (Ujamaa)- (oo-JAH-mah) To build and maintain our own stores, shops, and other businesses and to profit from them together. Purpose (Nia) - (nee-YAH) To make our collective vocation the building and developing of our community in order to restore our people to their traditional greatness. Creativity (Kuumba)- (koo-OOM-bah) To do always as much as we can, in the way we can, in order to leav

History Of Kwanza
Kwanzaa is a non-religious African American holiday which celebrates family, community, and culture. It is celebrated for seven days: December 26 - January 1. Dr. Maulana Karenga, professor and chairman of Black Studies at California State University, Long Beach, created Kwanzaa in 1966. After the Watts riots in Los Angeles, Dr. Karenga searched for ways to bring African-Americans together as a community. He founded US, a cultural organization, and started to research African "first fruit" (harvest) celebrations. Karenga combined aspects of several different harvest celebrations, such as those of the Ashanti and those of the Zulu, to form the basis of Kwanzaa. The name Kwanzaa is derived from the phrase "matunda ya kwanza" which means "first fruits" in Swahili. Each family celebrates Kwanzaa in its own way, but celebrations often include songs and dances, African drums, storytelling, poetry reading, and a large traditional meal. On each of the seven nights, the family gathers and a c

History Of The Easter Egg
The Decorated Easter Egg The egg is nature's perfect package. It has, during the span of history, represented mystery, magic, medicine, food and omen. It is the universal symbol of Easter celebrations throughout the world and has been dyed, painted, adorned and embellished in the celebration of its special symbolism. Before the egg became closely entwined with the Christian Easter, it was honored during many rite-of-Spring festivals. The Romans, Gauls, Chinese, Egyptians and Persians all cherished the egg as a symbol of the universe. From ancient times eggs were dyed, exchanged and shown reverence. In Pagan times the egg represented the rebirth of the earth. The long, hard winter was over; the earth burst forth and was reborn just as the egg miraculously burst forth with life. The egg, therefore, was believed to have special powers. It was buried under the foundations of buildings to ward off evil; pregnant young Roman women carried an egg on their persons to foretell the

Traditions Around The World Of The Easter Bunny
History of the EASTER BUNNY: Traditions around the World In terms of more recent traditions the character that we in the West would call the “Easter Bunny”, in our minds, is often a big, almost lifelike, character. A giant loveable and friendly white bunny who is as real as Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. And who also delivers chocolate eggs to the homes of kids by hiding them in their houses or their yards but providing them with baskets to go and hunt the eggs with during the spring celebration of Easter. When you read it like that it sounds kind of silly don’t you think? I mean at least Santa Claus is based on a human being. Anyways when it comes to the Easter Bunny and other Easter traditions it is important to realize that the customs surrounding this season and Holiday are different around the world. Believe it or not the first actually documented use of the “Bunny” as a symbol of “Easter” occurs in the late 1500’s in Germany of

History Of The Easter Bunny: Who Is He
History of the EASTER BUNNY: Who is he? The idea of the Easter Bunny comes from early pagan (these are worldly or secular, no religious association with any particular one deity like Christianity has) traditions. The Easter traditions of the Easter Bunny and Easter Eggs do not have any real ties to the Christian celebration of Easter but rather these Easter traditions, that are practiced today, are evolved from pagan symbols. The timing of the Christian celebration of Easter (to Christians this word represents the time frame and the events revolving around Jesus Christ’s death and resurrection) is around the time of the vernal equinox, which is linked historically with a pagan celebration that coincides with the arrival of spring. This pagan celebration also symbolizes the arrival of light and the awakening of the life around us, the idea of spring bringing new life, etc. Even the name “Easter” itself has its basis in pagan traditions. The name is spawned from the Sa

The Difference Between Cats & Dogs
Doggie Diary Entry:08:00 - Dog food! ---------------------------------- My favorite thing! 09:30 - A car ride! --------------------------------- My favorite thing! 09:40 - A walk in the park! ----------------------- My favorite thing! 10:30 - Got rubbed and petted! ----------------- My favorite thing! 12:00 - Lunch! -------------------------------------- My favorite thing! 13:00 - Played in the yard! ----------------------- My favorite thing! 15:00 - Wagged my tail! -------------------------- My favorite thing! 17:00 - Milk bones! -------------------------------- My favorite thing! 19:00 - Got to play ball! --------------------------- My favorite thing! 20:00 - Wow! Watched TV with the people! --- My favorite thing! 22:00 - Sleeping on the bed! --------------------- My favorite thing! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Cat Diary Entry:Day 983 of my captivity.My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dan

Letting Go Of My Wall's
I'm slowly letting go of all the wall's i've built around my heart and yet it's hard to let them all down i'm still scared i'm really not what you what you thought/wanted...i'm still scared your going to brake my heart by finding someone better then me i hope these feeling i have are wrong that i am someone you care alot about and would really love to be with....Though we have known eachother for a few year's now and we say i like you..i mean every word i say and i'm almost 100%sure you mean what you say yet i can't help but have a little doubt i've heard all this befor and i was crushed to learn it was all a lie...you can't blame me for what i feel and if you feel the same i can't blame you either....we have both learned the meaning of a relationship and how it can effect out body's heart's and mind's and how it hurt's to lose that person we wanted more then anything...On a nicer note...when i frist met you i was inpressed by the's kind heart genel way about your words i saw more then

Real Lotto Winner...
Why people claim I am a psychic… I prefer a Christian that has learned to listen to God… An actual post my paying lotto customers saw a few days ago… Forum: Real Lotto Data Posted: 28 Mar 2009 10:38 am Subject: My Spirit just leaped on the 148 in the last file... that ALWAYS means it is coming soon... Yesterday’s midday number in the Michigan Lottery was 148 STRAIGHT…. Thank you God… How many of you would have the guts to go into a forum and post that God told you a lotto number was about to hit??? I do….

Oh, I Forgot To Mention.
My hair has been falling out a bit more lately so I thought it would be best to get it cut a little shorter than what it was, now my husband says I look like a guy however if I was to lose it all at the time in which it was longer I think that would have bothered me more, although now I'm thinking seeing it's shorter it maybe a little less painfull on me to see it go, well anyways I know I've been talking alot about my problems however they say it's good to vent an talk about it to peoples ya know family, friends, nurses an such so ya know I've been trying to do just that.... I love ya'll, forever & always!

Like A Medicine Cabnet!
Since all this shit went down with me having cervical cancer my brain pretty much turned to mush, I've been taking CYMBALTA @ 60MG a day then I've got XANAX @ 2MG 4 times a day now then I've been getting back pain after my radiation treatments I don't know if it's caused by the table that I'm laying on or what but I have had 2 CT scans PET scan an going through the rest of this bullshit that I'm hurting bad, so the doctor gave me some PERCOCET @ 5MG which I am to take every 4-6 hours however that did not touch the pain so now they have me on FLEXERIL @ 5MG in which I'm to take 1 three times daily. They said that if the pain didn't get better by my next treatment which is on Monday they'll be taking some X-RAYS. Although they've already taken blood work to make sure that it wasn't my kidneys, liver all that came out fine so they believe that it maybe a muscle issue. I'm just trying to hold everything together because here in 9 days I have to go into surgery for the interal radiation & i

Sexychristine
Ok guys watch out for SexyChristina she claims to be from usa but is actualy in lagos nigeria has fake pics and will not prove she is real,dont call the phone number they give you either it may be a scam. will get you to use yahoo and cannot remember half of the things they say when they talk each time. i traced their ip cause i knew something was not right .fair warning.

Love You Day!
""""""Love you dayYOU HAVE 20 MINUTES TO TELL 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS THAT YOU LOVE THEM (INCLUDING ME)SO .... "I LOVE YOU"!GO! AND TAG YOU'RE IT!!YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST.... XOXOXO.L*O*V*E* Y*O*U*! Today is love u day. Send 2 everyone you love. Whether it's real love or friend love.Ur spoiled if you get 4 back"""""

What A Great Day This Is!
What a Great Day This Is! This morning I heard that the market had gone down some more. This is not good news. It has messed with my retirement plan and made my net worth go from pride to hide. It has turned easy street into a mean street. The bottom line is that I do not have nearly as much money or assets as I had just a short while ago. Let me share with you what I also discovered this morning: . I was breathing and in general feeling pretty healthy. . My wife gave me a kiss and told me she loved me. . . All of my children have jobs and are safe and well. .. My grandchildren still light up my life . I am a citizen of the greatest nation on the face of the earth. . A good friend called and wants to go out to dinner and a show (I have a friend). . My home is safe, warm, and secure. . I ate breakfast and lunch and will have dinner later (many won't get three meals today). . I have a big huge bottle of wonderful fresh clean water that I can choose to drink all

I Want You To Join These :d I Will Give Favors In Return!
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What Hurts The Most
I can take the rain on the roof of this empty houseThat don’t bother meI can take a few tears now and then and just let them outI’m not afraid to cry every once in a whileEven though going on with you gone still upsets meThere are days every now and again I pretend I’m okBut that’s not what gets meWhat hurts the mostWas being so closeAnd having so much to sayAnd watching you walk awayAnd never knowingWhat could have beenAnd not seeing that loving youIs what I was tryin’ to doIt’s hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I goBut I’m doin’ ItIt’s hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and I’m aloneStill HarderGetting up, getting dressed, livin’ with this regretBut I know if I could do it overI would trade give away all the words that I saved in my heartThat I left unspokenWhat hurts the mostIs being so closeAnd having so much to sayAnd watching you walk awayAnd never knowingWhat could have beenAnd n

Heartbreak Hotel
This is the heartbreak hotel (9x)You said that youd be here by nineAnd said you took your timeYou didnt think to call me boyHere I sit trying not to cryAsking myself why you do this to meChorus 1 (sung by faith evans)Since youre not around for me to tell you baby face to faceIm writing you this letter, and this is hat I have to say:All I really wanted was some of your timeInstead you told me liesWhen someone else was on your mindWhat you do to meLook what you did to meI thought that you were someone who would do me rightUntil you play with my emotions and you made me cryWhat you do to meCant take what you did to meNow I see that you been doing wrongYou played me all along.And made a fool of me, babyYou got it all wrong to think that I wouldnt find outThat you were cheating on me.How could you do it to me? Chorus 2 (sung by kelly price)This is the heartbreak hotel (9x)Chorus and ad libI aint goin to take it no more (4x)(kelly price)everthing you said was a lieDont lie to me (fade out)

Fuckety Fuck Fuck
I feel like shayt :( being anemic, my body temp is LOWW as it is, and now it feels like 10 degs in here :( my neck is gettin progressively worse, and makes a clickin sound when I turn it :( blah blah blah woe is me

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I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but, if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!Marilyn Monroe I knew i liked her for a reason

Selfish Murder
Ya know, after 15 years of really not giving a shit, not even my health being a factor to my self distruction. The day my mother had to damn near fight to take a breath not only broke my heart but my mind. So, I quit..Yeah it sucks hella bad but when your eyes are open to the truth of being scared..what other choice do you have..but i still have not quit for me. I did it because I dont want that day to happen to my children. Which we all know it will happen but if i can provent certain types of deaths, why not. Oh by the way, my mom is fine, she spend some time in the hospital, but is back to being spunky..i dont see how she does it..and where in the hell did I get this serious shit from..who knows..anywho, if you dont stop smoking for you, do it for someone else. Its your life yes, but someone else gave it to you.

Make 300k Easy!!!
OK .... So this joint is brand spanking new!!! Got some great members and some great music!! We do play ur requests so its not just all dance and rave... But when were just on air time its ur 24 hour Techno, Trance, Dance, house, music Galore !!! Were trying hard to promote and get more lounge members so were offering 300k Fubucks to the 100th member!!!! Thats right 300K !!!!! I myself will give 100k just to the person who reffered the 100th person but i have to see a screen shot or comment of some sort showing you did!!! So come on in to Techno Enferno and join the party

Blah
I hate, no matter how far away you go. No matter how hard you try to mask things. Old feelings and thoughts creep out of the darkness and suffocate you. The worst part is when people start trying to blame themselves for how you feel or act like you don't appreciate them trying to cheer you up. Its not even like that! When I get like this I just want to crawl into a dark hole and stay there.

Make Me Take My Time
No cutting in out of line, Make me take my time. I'm the girl in the corner, playing "Little Jack Horner" Show me that you'll walk that mile, Just to see me make a smile. I don't want to fall, no I don't want to fall, having no worries, is all. Make me want you Make me want to. Make me face you, don't make me chase you. Don't chase me Just want to play, you see. If I trip, then catch me yes catch me. But no cutting out of line. Make me take my time. No fools rushing in. My shoes worn thin. Don't play me, let my song be. I won't play you, I have always told it true. So make me take my time. I won't waste your dime. I want to feel Everything is Real, so no cutting out of line. Make me take my time.

Man...
Under the blood-red moon; covered by the blood-red haze I don't wanna hear anything but your breath I don't wanna feel anything but your touch Your pale skin glowing in the dark; Your deep black eyes looking straight into my heart So beautiful a man can be but beauty in the inside is what I can see.... "FOR ALL BEAUTYFULL MEN..."

Just Die....
Shut your mouth darling you are always moaning I'm so sick of you Your touch makes me wanna throw up; I wish you could just leave and grow up and please don't ever again show up You are like a disease you don't ever release So could you just please please, please, please, die....... >

I Let It Happen Twice!!
The first time was forgivable, ...my now very much so EX had been flirting with a so-called "friend" and took it just a little too far... calling each other sweetheart and professing thier love for each other on an open forum like this one and even stating that thier hearts belonged to each other... (this was supposed to be my girlfriend) and then he started bad mouthing me and she turned around and blocked me after questioning her about the whole thing wtf? Anyway, that passed and we talked after a long break and worked things out, she claimed it was a test for me Haaaaaaaaaa!! if I had done that to her I seriously doubt she would have talked to me again. well... it happened again!! (the so-called "innocent" flirting) this time with some lowlife backwoods hillbilly she claims is now her "best friend" went as far as posting some very serious slanderous comments about me in some lame attempt to impress her... when I mentioned this to her I expected her to come to my defense and blo

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Poem "she"
SHE As I sit here trying to figure out what part of ME to let FREE I contemplate what in my life is something I wish u knew to know ME I’m really not that complex… I’m just in search of ME You see ME is someone who got lost so long ago…. I cant even recall who is really me, its been lost in HE HE is not just HIM its all of them. Its every he that says I AM HIM HIM the one you feel will let your heart be FREE… Or better yet your inhibitions go FREE…. that’s probably really what all the HE’S really want from ME. So if they all play to be HE… how do I know when I really SEE HE? You see HE is something new to ME… In my family there was never a HE just a lot of SHES…. As the years pass me by, I am beginning to SEE You may need to grow up with a HE to know how to keep a HIM You see I have thought a long time if your let your inhibitions go FREE it will help keep a HE…. but all I really wanted

I `ve Learned ,,,
If you will take the time to read these. I promise you'll come away with an enlightened perspective. The subjects covered affect us all on a daily basis: They're written by Andy Rooney , a man who has the gift of saying so much with so few words. Enjoy...... I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows. I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day. I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child. I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. I've learned.... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. I've learned...

Passion
This is what you do to me; You make me wild with love. This is what you do to me, Make me stalk you like a tiger... running through the jungle. Wild with love, stalking, running... Is this what you want from me? This is what you do to me... Laying in wait, in this jungle filled with wild, almost uncontrollable passion... You keep me from sleep. Amy S. Graham written Easter 1993

Lover's Ode
I could compose a thousand how-tos on how not to fall in love with you. But, at the thought of you I would break each rule. In the moment that I think of you a million images flash through my minds eye. You smiling down at me as we make love. You laughing at my jokes. You holding me gently in your arms. Each of these thoughts memories, fantasies... Of what will be if you and I become we. Amy S. Graham 7/6/2001 12:30pm

Hmmmm.........
Let's see. Most of my friends on and off here, know i go and play bingo or at least try to play once a week. Yes i do hope to win, but if i dont, its a stress reliever for me and gets me out of the house, It seems like there are a few persons that are upset about my ability or meens to play, so ill put it like this, My boyfriend Mike... works hard and pays for me to play when we can afford it. This past week I have been stuck at home with my 5 year old daughter for her spring break... yes it does get old very quick. I love my daughter and my Bf but sometimes, I do need a break... it seems like the one that has the issue with me playing bingo... hasnt mentioned that he is single,,,, and has stated time and time again that he wants it that way so he can do what ever he wants when he wants... meaning hes not accountable to anyone, for anything... so let me say this now... what i choose to do with my time is my business... I havent had to post a blog in a while but this is over the top, I

What Herb Are You?
You Are Rosemary You are stable and grounded. You may take a slow, steady approach to live, but you're a survivor. You are an intellectual and very rational. You can see things from a logical, detached viewpoint. You are successful but not particularly ambitious. You have a way of letting success come to you. You tend to be a bit understated and modest. You let your accomplishments speak for themselves. What Herb Are You?

Plastics
: I'm so guilty of this I more then likely have about 10 of them 1/2 drank in the back seat and I use keep a case in the trunk! I no longer do!Thanks Charles!!----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: charlesTo: Date: Apr 3, 2009 7:00 PMSubject: Don't leave bottleled water in the carFrom Johns-Hopkins Bottled water in your car is very dangerous! On the Ellen show, Sheryl Crow said this is what caused her breast cancer. It has been identified as the most common cause Of the high levels of dioxin in breast cancer tissue.Sheryl Crow's oncologist told her:Women should not drink bottled water that has been left in a car. The heat reacts with the chemicals in the plastic of the bottle which releases dioxin into the water. Dioxin isA toxin increasingly found in breast cancer tissue. So please be careful and do not drink bottled water that has been left in a car. Pass this on to all the women in your life. This informati

Manna From Heaven
I must be living good. Over on another blog, I managed to spew out a few New Year's Resolutions. In one of my more salient moments , I vowed to dispatch the Shamwow guy from modern pop icon status.Well it appears the God of Tongue Biting Hookers has heard my plea. Hot off the newsfeed - Vince Shlomi, the Shamwow pitchman, was arrested in Miami Beach last month for repeatedly punching a prostitute after she bit his tongue.Sweet.Solicitation AND Battery! Although all charges were eventually dropped, this should effectively be the end of his annoying career. He slapped the bitch, now he can’t pitch his kitsch and get rich ‘cause his new niche is digging a ditch.I wonder if they’ll let him keep the headset.Watch out Billy Mays. You're fucking next!!

This Really Pisses Me Off This Kinda Spam
Dear friend, I know you would be surprised to read from someone relatively unknown to youbefore now. My name is Mark Smith, a master sgt. of The U.S. Army, deployed toIraq in the beginning of the war in 2003.I would like to share some highlypersonal classified information about my personal experience and role which Iplayed in the pursuit of my career serving under the U.S ARMY which was at thefore-front of the war in Iraq. Though, I would like to hold back certaininformation for security reasons for now until you have found time to visit theBBC website stated below to enable you have insight regarding what I intend toshare with you, believing that it would be of your desired interest in one wayor the other.Here is a BBC news listing that confirms what I share with you. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm Also, could you get back to me having visited the above website to enable usdiscuss in a more vivid manner to the best of your understanding. I must saythat I'm very

Home Sick
I'm starting to feel home sick being in ATL. and i'm starting to miss my fam and friends i left behind. I don't miss my job just the money and friends. just starting to miss everything that i had back in indiana. it been two weeks now in ATL, starting to know my way around, but not like indy. some days i just want to go back. and other days i have to look for a way to make it here. but i have nothing holding me here like in indy. not a job but just a friend and his wife. other then them i have no friends here and it's starting to be hard making them at my age in life.

What To Think
You ever have then days when you just want to get out and see more of the world? Heck there is so much more just here in the U.S. that I wanna see and I still stuck in good ol hickerbilly town. Ive been on vacations before and seen the ocean and different places but to live somewhere else! That would be excite'n. Its a dream I may just have to live out! Or I gotta run away for a month and do nothing but travel......well maybe more than a month! I have a lot I wanna see and there is a place I might get caught up for a lil while! HeHe This is an urge that has been burnin in me for while. It calms down a lil but never goes away. My sister has begged me to go and move with her and i know we would do good together. But we have two different destinations in mind. That is the only thing that really stinks. Maybe we will have to come to an agreement...... we go where I wanna go I'm the oldest!!! lol Hey the thought is good isn't it?!?!?! lol I haven't been spendin much time here on the FU

Not One Really
I've been nowhere And I didn't get there fast A third of my life rushed by me Leaving only an empty past sure there were good times, bad times, and times I can't recall, wish I could remember I may have enjoyed those most of all

Gah...
So I'm quite annoyed and whomever reads this beware, don't like it? GET OUT.Men.. you SUCK.Here's mister Scott. Grrr.. hasn't spoke to me in weeks. I don't know why I bother to let him annoy me. Maybe because I had some faith in him. Bah who knows. All I know is that it infuriates me that he lied.Then here's Dustin... sighs. Mister I talk a wonderful game. Damnit. Here I was sick as a dog, had everyone worried about just HOW sick I was and STILL had time for his ass. Couldn't speak... could barely breathe... couldn't keep my eyes open..NOTHING. But did I have time for him? Yes. I put off taking medicine that made me quit coughing and knocked me out for at least an hour or so (the only sleep I DID get) to be able to listen to him talk to me on the phone and whisper an answer here and there.Yet here he has an accident (supposedly) on the farm that has him SOOOOooo hurt that the doctor's dope him just soooooooooo bad that he is never awake and can only TEXT me once a day!? WTF!? I smell a

Hey There Delilah By The Plain White Tshirts (i Have Reasons)
Hey there Delilah What's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away But girl, tonight you look so pretty Yes you do Times Square can't shine as bright as you I swear it's true Hey there Delilah Don't you worry about the distance I'm right there if you get lonely Give this song another listen Close your eyes Listen to my voice, it's my disguise I'm by your side Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me What you do to me Hey there Delilah I know times are getting hard But just believe me, girl Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar We'll have it good We'll have the life we knew we would My word is good Hey there Delilah I've got so much left to say If every simple song I wrote to you Would take your breath away I'd write it all Even more in love with me you'd fall We'd have it all Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me A thousand miles seems p

Inner Traveller (poem)...
INNER TRAVELLER Speak to me- Shaman of the Cherokee! As one seeking knowlege Of the Sacred Formulas- Prepare me for my journeys; Inward and outbound travels. Though I know the Sacred Cloud Will hide me from my enemies, What can protect me From myself? With my spells to follow, I can command Rabbit and Fish- Yet I sometimes have no self-cotrol Over some wicked, wayward wish! Though I can cleverly conjure Spider's seductive and winding web, I am helpless- if not hapless-

8%
One day a while back, a man, his heart heavy with grief, was walking in the woods. As he thought about his life this day, he knew many things were not right. He thought about those who had lied about him back when he had a job. His thoughts turned to those who had stolen his things and cheated him. He remembered family that had passed on. His mind turned to the illness he had, that no one could cure. His very soul was filled with anger, resentment, and frustration. Standing there this day, searching for answers he could not find, knowing all else had failed him, he knelt at the base of an old oak tree to seek the one he knew would always be there. And with tears in his eyes, he prayed: 'Lord- You have done wonderful things for me in this life. You have told me to do many things for you, and I happily obeyed. Today, you have told me to forgive. I am sad, Lord, because I cannot, I don't know how. It is not fair Lord, I didn't deserve these wrongs that were done against me and I shouldn't

Blameful Love
Blameful Love God is Love, So why do some say that Love hates us?? Is it because of the impatientness of God's work within out lives? It it because we only want what we think is best for out lives? Is it because we fear Love?? Is it not just the fear of love, but the fear to be in love again,without the one we love hurting us again. Why, Why, Why, do we think love hates us when it may have been possible that love was never ever show to be hated. It was our mistakes of having Lust and Love in our hands, which gives us the rightful or wrongful us of our plans.... Felicia Carol Shepard

I Fucking Love Floridians
KISSIMMEE, Fla.- On Tuesday, a Florida woman called 911 from within her locked vehicle in a Walgreen’s parking lot . She was in distress and needed immediate help. She told the dispatcher that the electrical system in her car had failed and that she was unable to unlock the doors to get out. “It’s getting very hot in here, and I’m not feeling well,” the caller told the dispatcher. The 911 operator told the woman that she may just want to manually unlock the door, which the woman did and promptly apologized before hanging up. Police say that this was not an April Fool’s joke. I have a feeling this isn’t the last we will hear from this woman. One day they will be posting about her killing pedestrians after swerving to miss the tree hanging from her rear-view mirror.

Redemption
The morning sun is up and the light filters through our bedroom windows to lay upon you face. I trace the outline of your high forehead, long nose, and thin lips. I watch your chest rise and fall with each breath that you take. I am amazed at this simple moment, at how far we have come. Looking back on our past, I can see the rubble of the wars we waged; the broken pieces of my heart seem to litter the landscape and my tears could not wash it all away. Your addiction was like an ever present storm and your lies lit up the night like bolts of lightening striking the ground. Your broken promises fell to the ground like meteors ripping through the earth. But that is our past. I look to the future and it is like a quiet hill with a soft breeze. There is a big beautiful oak tree offering us shade from the warm sun. I can't see what lies beyond, but I am content with where we are. This is our life now, one day at a time, living moment to moment and this moment is good. Your sleepy e

To Frickin Funny.....
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.Don't Disguise Your Voice !3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If TheyWant Fries with that.4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looksyou get.7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a seriousface.8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is < 'To Go'.9. Sing Along At The Opera.10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't AttendTheir Party Because You have a headache.11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ' I Won! IWon!'12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parkinglot, Yelling.... 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'13 . Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We

Sorry
One of our friends and family has just buried her newborn girl today and i am too far away to help her and him . and i wouls like to saay to them keep your head up GOD does not give us more than we can handle. CRYING MAY LAST THROUGH THE NIGHT AND THE PAIN MAY BR THERE TONITE, BUT TOMMOROW JOY WILL COME JUST KEEP THE FAITH AND I LOVE BOTH OF YOU.

Love
I wanted to share my happiness with you today- but I couldn't because we've pushed each other away. I wanted to give you a hug, a kiss, to hold you tight- but I couldn't; I was afraid it would feel too right. I wanted to whisper "I love you" in your ear, beg you to stay and hold you near, but we're not a couple anymore. We're just two people who used to love before. Before the drinking took you away, before the anger and hate caused my heart to decay. We were part of something great, a couple who said forever, now we're better and defiant saying never. You ask me if you can come home for awhile, but we don't have a home. I wanted to say yes, but I become too worrisome. You think that my lack of tears signals a lack of heart, but I'm afraid if I cry that I'll just fall apart. And all the kings horses and all the kings men, will never get the pieces of my heart and soul back together again. So I put a smile on my face and start my day; There's work, housework, kids,

My Globals..
Wow.. My MuMM got deleted.. There's a first time for everything right? Funny though, It's the least offensive MuMM I've ever posted. I've made MuMMs about beating women, forced abortion, blacks and mexicans raping white chicks... But i get in trouble over dirty pussy?.. Every MuMM i've ever made has been NSFW.. Oh well.. it's karma I guess.. Enjoy the time I am unble to post my "offensive" MuMMs..

Grrrr
ok my bitch for the day..why is it people have in their satus re Rate my page all returned...when you rate .no one hardly ever returns..you help people level..rate all time and they come to your page and can't even rate or comment..

Fu Name
Been toying with the idea of changing it. To be honest, I think over two years should = some sort of change, right? Being me though, I have no imagination for these things, so might just change it to my name. Any better thoughts?

Gunpowder&lead =)
Dealing with an abusive relationship is hard, especially when you are forced to hide it from everyone, and you still live with your mother. I've dated some idiots in my past, but he was one of the worst, he did one thing that the others didn't, he beat me. Over any little thing, he hurt me in a lot of ways, mentally, emotionally, physically, and eventually sexually. I use to say, before I ever met him, "I won't allow that to happen to me." I watched my mother go through 2 abusive husbands, and my sister through another 2(even though she has been married 4 times), and I promised myself I wasn't going to take that from a man. Well I did, and now I look back, and see what I've lost because of it. I lost my self-worth, my virginity, and a baby, all because he didn't know how to control his anger. The day he cheated on me not only pissed me off, but I was happy about it, because I wouldn't deal with a cheater again, so it gave me a reason to escape, to leave, and so I did. I hadn't shared

#% &*@%$#@!
/start rant Is anyone else's bar tab seriously lagging? Mine behind anywhere from 7-15 minutes. I feel like I am missing out on everything :(! And what is up with it now telling me other people on commenting on other people photos?! I really do not want to know EVERYTHING you people are doing. Next it is gonna be telling me when you people are fapping, and to what. /end rant (FEEL FREE TO CALL ME 772 257 4498) LOL some dude that checked me out.

Stranger Than Fiction ~five Finger Death Punch
It's stranger than fictionHow you've decayedIt must be so lonelyLost within your waysYou're born alone, you die aloneThe rest is your's to fill the gapThe world goes on without you hereAdjust or just collapseIs this what you wanted to beAlone standing by yourselfIs this all you wanted to beOr was that a cry for helpBy yourself, by yourself, by yourselfThrew old grenadesYou throw in vainI can't believe you'd stoop so lowOf all the things you took awayI miss my mind the mostIs this what you wanted to beAlone standing by yourselfIs this all you wanted to beOr was that a cry for helpBy yourself, by yourself, by yourselfIs this what you wanted to beAlone standing by yourselfIs this all you wanted to beOR WAS THAT A CRY FOR HELP!It's stranger than fictionHow you've decayedIt must be so lonelyLost within your ways

Your Love
A gentle word like a spark of light,Illuminates my soulAnd as each sound goes deeper,It's YOU that makes me wholeThere is no corner, no dark place,YOUR LOVE cannot fillAnd if the world starts causing waves,It's your devotion that makes them stillAnd yes you always speak to me,In sweet honesty and truthYour caring heart keeps out the rain,YOUR LOVE, the ultimate roof.

Royalty
Will some of you or all of you please take your time out to rate and comment my friends picture for a contest he's in...PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Thank You here is the link: hopefully You can see that...if not here is the link to copy and paste in your browser: http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1839346&albumid=1577806&i=1852945290&idx=1 Thank You Very Much In Advance **if you haven't rated this blog..please do so**

Death Before Dishonor ~five Finger Death Punch
[V1:]To the haters, the takers, the liars, all the vultures and the bottom feeding scumThe FCC, the FBI and every tin god with a badge and a gunYou talk and talk, you preach and bitch but your words don't mean a thingYou get what you give, you give what you getJust the way it's always been[Chorus:]I choose death before dishonorI'd rather die than live down on my kneesBury me like a soldier, with my dignity![V2:]You imitate the ostracized, put your head beneath the sandYour cup it runneth over, must be rough to live so grandYou reap what you sew, you pay what you owe unless you bathe yourself in greedYou rob and you take, your world is fakeThere's no honor amongst the thieves[Chorus:]I choose death before dishonorI'd rather die than live down on my kneesBury me like a soldier, with my dignity![Pre-Chorus:]Fuck!You're self righteous, self pretentiousYour ways are not for meYou're deluded, so confusedYour world is not for me[Chorus:]I choose death before dishonorI'd rather die than live d

4/3/09 Fluffy Starr Blog
Sh*t mood, but new photo! I'm a bit of a mood today. Yep. I know I shouldn't blog when I'm in a bit of a mood. But here I am, blogging! Keeping it real, yo. Just got back from my errands, and was carrying a heavy bag of food and felt extremely bored and I started realizing how astoundingly cranky I felt. And it's not because I've been dissed by my skittish crazy chihuahua all day. I realized that I have been couped up all week, and didn't really interact with any human beings! (Online doesn't count. Real life human beings, standing in front of me.) Well, not any that wanted to interact with me really. And going on errands doesn't count. You see, leading up to the show, I had an intense amount of stress. Good stress, which was excitement for the show. And bad stress. You know, personal life stuff. It was really draining on me though. So by the time the show was done, I realized it was time to have a wee rest. So I did for a few days. But that resulted me in not interacting with any r

Pleas Help
The person that invited me here is back. She is a single mom that ran into some problems. She invited me here last January and last Feb. was the last time she was on regularly till now. Could you please help her out. She is in my fam as" NO". Nohttp://b.pcb3.fubar.com/94/42/1482449/tn_2124654044.jpg">@ fubar Could you my friends and fam hook her up? She is a sweetheart. She only a barfly. Please see what you can do to help her

Locked Away
Locked away from society living in a cell twenty two hours a day, it's every mans hell. Expected to be stroung and not to shed a tear woundering if LOVE will survive id but my only fear. My mind keeps on struggling to keep it's self sane but this is hard to do while dealing with miserys pain. So i remove myself from the present and not dwell upon the past, but pray for the future and hope it will come fast. Untill it does arrive and i can once again be free. I'll be just anouther number but wanting to be me......

What Is This Feeling
When your not around i fall to pieces, When your not here my mind is lost and it's neaver found untill i hear you voice say my name, When were apart my heart feels like it's gonna fall apart, What is this feeling that has come over me, What is happening to me, I can feel these changes takeing place in me, What is this feeling that am feeling inside of me.......

Smoking Fags And Wrote This In A Couple Min. :)
the minutes merge into a muted reelmotion is meaningless, time is obsoletethere are no heroes in this storycharacters are jaded without emotion or feelingthe plot is starting to crumblea tragedy, a romance, a dark comedythemes are beginning to blur fading into nothingnessan audience waits in the darksearching for a clue of whats in storebut there is no way to foreknow perhaps a previous character will prevailor an unfamiliar will surfacesome wait in anticipationothers give up hope

Bomb Me And Win????
Here's the deal: I know that blinging or using blings is the fastest way to level. I am willing to buy an auto11/bomb bling if someone is interested in selling either to me. I currently have around 5m in fu bucks. I am also considering having a drawing to win bling/rates from me for heavy raters. I only have very few bling credits left. PIMPsugarbear won me in an auction and gave me a 65 credit bling pack. Very awesome I thought. I have traded some or blinged some including him. If you are interested in any of these offers shout or pm me, please. You may also leave a comment here in this blog as well. I will get back to you as soon as I can. I may be working or just away*I do work weekends* so be patient.

Hit Me Up
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A Mothers Pain
A MOTHERS PAIN Current mood:DESTROYED Category: Writing and Poetry HAVE FELT ALOT OF PAIN THROUGH OUT THE YEARS, BUT THERE IS NO GREATERPAIN THEN WHEN YOU HAVE TO STAND BY AND WATCH ONE OF YOUR MOSTPRECIOUS IMPORTANT THINGS IN YOUR LIFE (MEANING YOUR CHILD) SLOWLYKILLING HIMSELF. i FEEL LIKE MY HANDS ARE RESTRAINED AND THERE ISNOTHING I CAN DO. i HAVE TRIED EVERY THING, TEARS, BEGGING , PLEADING,ANGER, LOVE ACCEPTANCE AND NOTHING WILL HELP. OFFICIALLY AN ADULT NOWALL I CAN DO IS PRAY THAT MY PRECIOUS CHILD GETS HELP AND HIS LIFETURNS QUICKLY BECAUSE THE PATH HE HAS CHOSEN IS DESTROYING THIS FAMILYAND BRINGING US TO OUR KNEES. I SIT AND ASK WHAT DID I DO WRONG > IHAVE NEVER SAID I WAS A PERFECT PARENT BECAUSE NONE OF US ARE, BUT I DOKNOW THIS I HAVE LOVED, SUPPORTED AND UNFORTUNANTLY ENABLED MY CHILD TODO SOME THINGS, AS MY PARENTAL INSTINCT WAS TO PROTECT. LESSON LEARNEDTHE HARD WAY.. I HAVE CHOSEN TOUGH LOVE AND MY FOOT IS FIRMLY PLANTEDAND WILL

So...
...it's not so much fun when your boss calls you on a day off because the company made an announcement that everyone needs to know about and can't wait til the weekend is over. S'not a good feeling. That stomach dropping feeling. Luckily my boss isn't a complete cunt and told me right away I still had a job. 1000 other people in my company weren't so lucky. This fucking sucks. And I have no idea what this will mean on monday, who's gone, how that will effect me. But I have a job. So, how do I be happy about this when people I know, people with families and mortgages are jobless now. I dunno. So I had a few drinks with dinner, and just kept drinking...so I'm a lil drunk. That's about that. Those that were let go were given severance packages and treated with dignity and respect in regards to their removal...yeah, I don't think the boss understood why I laughed when she read that. o_O

My Words 1
I ONCE HAD A WOMAN I COULD TRULY CALL MY FRIENDBUT ON THAT LONELY NIGHT HER LIFE CAME TO AN END.SHE SAID SHE LOVED ME AND THEN HER EYES BEGAN TO CLOSE.AND I WENT TO KISS HER AND BLOOD CAME FROM HER EYES AND NOSE.SHE WAS DYING IN MY ARMS AS I HELD HER CLOSE TRYING TO HELP HER SURVIVE.BUT DEATHS GRIP WAS TOO STRONG AND SHE DID NOT SURVIVE.SHE LEFT ME WITH A FEELING OF EMPTINESS THAT SEEMS TO NEVER FILL.NOW IM FIGHTING A BATTLE FOR MY SANITY THAT SEEMS TO BE UPHILL.NEVER HAD I LOST SOME ONE SO CLOSE TO ME IN SUCH A SHORT TIME.ALL I DO IS SIT ALONE IN MY ROOM AS WEEP AND CRY.LOVE ISNT SUPPOSED TO HURT BUT DEATH MAKES THAT HARD FOR HUMANITY.SO THE NEXT TIME YOUR WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE EXPRESS YOUR LOVE TO THEM SO THEY CAN CLEARLY SEE.THIS IS NOT A PLEA FOR SYMPATHY JUST AN EXPRESSION OF MY PAIN.I WISH FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO READ THIS TO KNOW LIFE IS A VERY SHORT GAME.MY WORDS IN THIS POEM ARE TRUE SO WATCH WHAT YOU SAY WHEN U LOVE SOME ONE AND WATCH WHAT YOU DO.

Ahhh! Real Monsters!
Actually it's Ahhh! Size 26?!?! I bought some pants from Hot Topic awhile ago and thought they said 29 because my normal size, which was 30 was too loose by this brand. I go to put on the pants the next morning and I see the tag says 26. I was like, "not good". So I try them on and wala. They fit, but the hugged me like a pair of chick pants. They caused a lot of uncomfortable readjustments, but what the hell. My friend Bryan actually named my 'junk' adjustments as the 'LA handshake'. The reason I couldn't just go return them is because I used the reciept to give a chick my number as she was on working and couldn't give out her number at that point. I did get the date though, so I'll survive. They didn't shrink in the drier, but the top button dig break eventually.

Ladies????
So this Drill Sgt is new to Fubar and it really seems to fit my new found status as single. Seems to be alt of internet ladies in here that could make for alot of fun. Come on ladies... come and join my troop.

Greeters
KRISSY - Head GREETER TALLSTONE - GREETER ANDUTCH - GREETER NIKKIE - GREETER BABY GURL - GREETER MOZIS - GREETER Moose - GREETER CappyHAG - GREETER Raven - GREETER LOVAMAKA - GREETER SILKWOOD - GREETER ONEJADEDGENIE - GREETER

Promoters
TEMPLE- GRAPHICS SAFFIRE - HEAD BARTENDER MARSHMALLOW - PROMOTIONS BIG JAKE - STAFF ORGANIZER/TECH THE DAWG - PROMOTIONS KIMMY - LOUNGE FLIRT BROKEASSMAN - PROMOTIONS RICHIE RICH - PROMOTIONS FOOTFETISHCHRIS - PROMOTIONS BLACKICE - PROMOTIONS HANDYMAN - PROMOTIONS MOMO - PROMOTIONS

Guardians
Stealthy - CHIEF GUARDIAN DEMON - GUARDIAN AX - GUARDIAN DARKNESSFEEDBACK - GUARDIAN MOON DOGGIE - GUARDIAN Bassmaniac - GUARDIAN ANDUTCH - GUARDIAN Macddyy - GUARDIAN JON - GUARDIAN JSIDES - GUARDIAN FLAPS - GUARDIAN GLUTTEN - GUARDIAN SWAGGER - GUARDIAN

My Job
In my first year working at a grossly substandard animal shelter in Maryland, I forced myself to go in early to euthanize dogs by holding them in my arms and gently helping them escape an uncaring world without trauma or pain and to spare them from being stabbed haphazardly—while they were fully conscious, terrified and aware—in the general vicinity of their hearts with needles blunt from reuse and left to thrash on the floor until they finally died by the callous people who would arrive later to do the job. I always wonder how anyone cannot recognize that there is a world of difference between painlessly euthanizing animals out of compassion—aged, injured, sick, and dying animals whose guardians can't afford euthanasia, for instance—as PETA does, and causing them to suffer terror, pain, and a prolonged death while struggling to survive on the streets, at the hands of untrained and uncaring "technicians," or animal abusers. Diamond was suffering from a painf

S
New job yes iam still sailing but this time in the gulf of mexico.I hate starting over. but the money is more then before I'll be on the global orion she is vanuatu flag with us crew.. I don't under stand it all yet frist I'll go to school (sms) one the things will be lerning how escape out of a helacopter up side down in the water...then on the 16th I go to the ship... with a smile $$$$$$ for 28 on 28 off ...Fair winds and following seas

Sailing Away
New job yes iam still sailing but this time in the gulf of mexico.I hate starting over. but the money is more then before I'll be on the global orion she is vanuatu flag with us crew.. I don't under stand it all yet frist I'll go to school (sms) one the things will be lerning how escape out of a helacopter up side down in the water...then on the 16th I go to the ship... with a smile $$$$$$ for 28 on 28 off ...Fair winds and following seas

*tears*
Dog abandoned, hit by carKalamazoo, MI (US) Incident Date: Wednesday, Mar 18, 2009County: KalamazooCharges: MisdemeanorDisposition: OpenSuspect(s) Unknown - We need your help! Copper would shake your hand, speak and even toss you a high-five. A note taped to the mixed-breed's collar attests to his talents, but these deeds are not verifiable by eyewitness account. Copper, you see, is dead. The 30-pound male dog, estimated to be about 1 year old by Kalamazoo County Animal Services and Enforcement officials, was found March 18 lying on the shoulder of an asphalt road in Oshtemo Township. There was a hole in his skull, inflicted when a car hit him. It was too late to heed the message someone had written on the tape wrapped around his collar: "Help me." Beneath the tape, in a plastic baggie, was a handwritten note describing Copper's charming talents -- he could sit, roll over, crawl, play dead and shake hands. But someone let Copper go, abandoning him instead of dropping him off at

14 Dead 4 More Wounded In Binghamton Ny
IF ANYONE IS KEEPING AN EYE ON THE NEWS U PROLLY HEARD ABOUT THE SHOOTING IN MY TOWN! THE COUNT AS OF NOW IS 14 DEAD AND 4 MORE WOUNDED THE SHOOTING OCCURED RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM MY SCHOOL!!! THE SEMESTER WAS OVER BUT STUDENT AND TEACHERS WERE IN MY SCHOOL FINISHING UP THE LAST MIN THINGS! LOOK WHAT THIS WORLD IS COMING TO BINGHAMTON WAS ON THE TOP OF THE RETIREMENT PLACES WELL I DONT THINK WE ARE AT THE TOP ANYMORE! 10 MORE MINS I WOULD HAVE BEEN AT MY SCHOOL WITH MY KIDS I WAS PICKING UP KALEB FROM SCHOOL WHEN IT FIRST HAPPEN AND WE WERE SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SOMEONE IN HIS CLASS HIS TEACHER TOLD US WE HAVE TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW TO TAKE THE KIDS AND GO! WE GO OUT SIDE AND THE FRONT GATES WERE LOCKED BUT THE GUARD LET US OUT ANYWAYS WE GET IN THE CAR AND THE KIDS AUNT CALLS ME AND ASK ME IF I HAVE KALEB YET SHE HAD HEARD THERE WAS A SHOOTING AT HIS SCHOOL!!! BUT ALL THE COPS ARE BY MY SCHOOL I FOUND OUT LATER IT WAS THE CIVIC CENTER THAT WAS RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM MY SCH

Die, Pee Wee! Die!!
i would like to think that i'm a tolerant, open-minded person. i try to accept everyone for who they are - even if they rub me the wrong way. but try as i may, i cannot grasp this juggalo thing. maybe it's my aversion to clowns, or maybe it's their mindless adherence to a pop culture fad. i dunno. either way, i'd love to take pee wee's hatchet and shove it up his ass.

Praise Fubar!
My mumm its sinfull nature is rightfully gone,FUBAR is the greatest place known to man, those in charge are no less then gods decended from the heavens to give us this wonderfull site, everyone here is blessed to be apart of this living miracle,no doubt in due time fubar will deliver to cure for famine,all known viruses,a working solution for the economy and more, my last mumm was blasphamy and i want to repent my sinfull way's please forgive me of my sins oh great fubar gods. mumm question Isn't fubar just a basket full of puppies on a unicorn riding a rainbow kinds of fantastic?

My Inside Quotes
- "I can exfoliate my own ass."-"Were You Born?"-"I can't dot anymore."-"How do I delarge it."-"I got my area checked out."-"Here I'll spell it out for you, Knee....."-"I thought my grandma said get the waterbottle between my grandpa's penis"-"Is that his booty? Aww, he looks so cute."-"I love whistledick."-"Get off the stephface." NillaBear and FivelMousekawitsFivel-"You liar whore thief communist."Nilla-"I'm not a commie." -"I'm only inserting suckers into my hole."-"The dog licked my crack."-"Yes Tim, I want to give you a rim job."-"I love Ceasar salad."-"Why was I yelling at Ivan?" Sad0Mas0Christ and NillaBearChrist-"I look like ass."Nilla-"You like to lick ass? Come here Ivan." -"I almost died from suckerness."-"My throat hole hurts."-"I didn't know I could feel my ass bone through my ass."-"Why are you fucking me?"-"The scabies are almost gone." -"It's so hard to suck when you laugh."-"I want to circle my strawberry around hi

Cure De Tour
I will be riding in Tour De Cure on June 7Th this is a bicycle ride to raise money for the ADA ( American Diabetes Association) I am currently looking for sponsors all dontations are tax deductable. you can go to Tour De Cure to Donate / Sponsor me in this ride. thank you all very much

This World
Let me just start here, its not up for debate. I am here to blog my thoughts and feelings. if u have a problem with what i say, then move on. What the hell is this World turning into? It seems as if everyday there is a blood bathe going on. Today in Ny there was a shooting. 13 people killed, last week a man went into a nursing home and killed poor defenseless elders. This world is turning into a dark morbid place. Im beginning to think it is going to fail all together. We need to REMEMBER that we are all trying to survive this crisis, EVERYONE NEEDS TO TAKE A STAND and suck it the fuck up. I am a ARMY WIFE, a proud, active loving wife. And im sick and tired of hearing about how people dont appreciate what WE do.. They sit there and say we cheat, use them for their money. Holy shit, take a walk in my shoes for a fucking week, im sure u fall flat on your face OK rant over.

Tip
Here are some helpful tips to all you hatters out there 1. If you don’t like something stay away. Like smoking if you don’t like to be around smokers don't. What gives you the right to tell other people what to do? I can’t even go to a damn bar and smoke if I want to anymore without having to go outside that is a major buzz kill. 2. Girls with NSFW pics are not sluts. Tramps or anything else you may call them. Its 2009 numb nuts. People can be free to express themselves without having to worry about what you think; and girls don’t hate because someone is better looking than you.

Poetry
Entering Another World Celebrating the darkness That falls most imperfectly Conjuring the dead that awake in my mind Slashing with their little knifes impaling me causing violent seizures and foaming out of my eyes like a devil spawn I cry helpless.. I cry being forced to commit to their ways becoming one one of those things people fear with acid like substance I shoot from my eyes I use it as a weapon fighting against them while enumerating 1...2...3...4 counting furthermore shifting the balance devouring them like a plague a sickness like cancer converting the darkness into light intertwining the two making another world another world..I still live in today.

Poll Question:
Have you ever had a three-some that included you, your spouse or significant other) and another person? Check all that apply.CHOICES - No, I am a man, she can have sex with others as long as I don't have to participate., - I am a man and I like to watch my wife or significant other have sex with others while I watch and masturbate., - No, I am a woman, and I don't want to share my man with anyone while I am with him., - No, I am woman, he can have sex with other women as long as I don't have to participate., - Yes, I am a man, and the third person was a man., - Yes, I am a man, and the third person was a woman., - No, I am a man, but I have had threesomes with others., - No, I am a man, but the idea sounds exciting., - No, I am a man, and I don't want to share my woman with anyone while I am with her., - Yes, I am a woman and the third person was a man., - Yes, I am a woman and the third person was a woman., - No,

You Can't Win...
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead:

Single, Smoke Free Girls Only! You Smoke? Fug Off!
The title of this blog is the fubar name of this guy. Be on the look out for AN ABSOLUTE IGNORANT ASSHOLE, SPINELESS COWARD. What we are dealing with here is a completely narrow-minded individual that is INCAPABLE of logic. He can't stand women who smoke cigarettes,weed, or anything, he will BARELY tolerate the consumption of alcohol. He believes that women who smoke are "low rent," "trashy," and " disgusting." He will not even associate with you, in fact he will actually come to despise you. Again is fubar name is "SINGLE, smoke Free girls ONLY! You smoke? Fug off!" ( I thought I'd keep the ridiculous caps sizing and improper grammar for authenticity.)

R.i.p Aunt Connie
I still can't believe it....I just talked to her last week and I wake up to my mom telling me they found her dead in her apartment...the only decent person in my whole fucked up family is gone...she always kept us together or tried to but now it's gonna be hard to get anyone to do anything.... something about them finding her.....I don't like that and it really bothers me more then anything I don't care what anyone in my family thinks about her, granted most never cared for her....I did and I still do and always will no matter what....she wasn't perfect but who the fuck is...no one... R.I.P Aunt Connie....I love you and miss you

Liars
why do so many men lie to women? i just for the life of me cannot figure this out. if you arent intersted or have no interest in doing what you are going to say why fucking say you are? i am so tired of all the bullshit with men today i really might go back to bein a lesbian.

Thank You For All Your Help
I just wanted to do this to thank everyone that helped me yesterday. Ive learned that ya cant do it without great fu friends and everyone else. I want to especially thank the 25 to life family for all the rates and gifts. You guys rock and I am proud to be a member of the family.

$10 Off Any Ipod Vibrator At Ohmibod.com
Just type in fubar at the final checkout screen and presto - $10 off your order. Tune In & Turn On at OhMiBod.com We have a range of high tech sex toys! Mostly iPod music powered but we also sell lubes and other bedside treats www.OhMiBod.com oh, and we just launched Club Vibe - Stick it in your pants and Dance! A wearable music bullet vibe Brian Founder, OhMiBod

To My Friends And The Haters!
my good friend, coworker, and fellow apprentice david owing just had surgery and had 3 tumors removed. one in his neck leading to his brain and two in the back of his brain and they where cancer. he is now left with half the sight gone in one eye and his motor skills poor. i love him like he is family and i am sad and upset cause i think it is so unfair. but as his friend i am there for him and will always be there. the worst part is his mother passed away a few months ago and she was all he had. now he has to go through this with me and his other best friend pookie. so i vented and if anyone wishes to bash me for being said and needing to express my feelings then be my guest but until you walk a mile in my shoes you will never be the person i am and you will never really know me. so blah blah blah to all the haters out there. and to those that are my true friends and you know whom you are i say muah and thanks for being my friend cause you made my life a little brighter even in the da

Dancers Wanted Bewtween 18-30yrs Old!!!!!
If you are a women between the age of 18-30 and you have experience in the stripclub and can follow instructions well without attitude, drama, and stress then youneed to come holla at me immediately.I'm the kind of person that will manage your career and make sure you are treated right and with the upmost respect and dignity too as long as you do what you are told and don't give me no problems , drama, or stress in the process then we'll get along just fine.To join this club of elite go gettas you are going to have to prove to me that you can make at least $1,000 or better to be part of this elties organization called the "Thoroughbred Elites".For all you haters out there I don't care about what you think of me right now or in the future, this is how I eat and I'm not going to let you or anyone mess up my lifestyle or money because you think bad of me and so on.You must have curves to joon this squad and weight under 200lbs also. the maximum weight is 180lbs and nothing more.So if you

Easy Money, No Lie!!!!
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If A Man Wants You
IF A MAN WANTS YOU *If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. * If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. *Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. *Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. *Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. *Slower is better. *Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. *If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. *Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. *Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. *The only person you can control in a relationship is you. *Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. *He didn't marry them when he

Emotion: Kill Kill Kill.
so i really needed some cash because i dont want to lose my truck[i love you!] so i give my boyfriend back a bracelet and a ring [because he mentioned he'd sell them to get cash, and they were gifts he gave to his late grandma, but he has other things that were hers and she actually liked/wore so its not a big deal] he holds on to them and i figure well their really his and maybe its a sentimental thing, so i would just ask him and hed say ok im going. and he would ask people where he could sell it on his own without me asking him see. i wouldnt have asked him if he didnt mention it or if his grandma didnt have all this other crap, etc but then THEN SECOND he needs cash for the same reason, BAM! its gone. sold in less than a blink of the eye i dont know about you but damn, i think thats dirty. so apparently im completely on my own. i guess im just annoyed/pissed/hurt because if it was the other way around, i would have helped him out. maybe im wrong to be feel

That's Love
THAT'S LOVE If you love someone because you think he or she is really gorgeous....then it's not love..it's "Infatuation" If you love someone because you think that you shouldn't leave him/her because others think you shouldn't....then it's not love..it's "Compromise" If you love someone because you have been kissed by him/her....then it's not love..it's "Inferiority Complex" If you love someone because you share everything with him/her....then it's not love..it's "Friendship" But....If you feel the pain of the other person more than him/her even when he/she is stable and you cry for him/her....that's "LOVE" If you get attracted to other people but stay with him/her without any regrets....that's "LOVE" If you let him/her go knowing that he/she has to go but he/she doesn't want to....that's "LOVE"

I Believe
I Believe Have a seat....relax...and read this slowly. It kind a sums it all up.......... I believe - That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe - That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe - That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe - That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe - That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - That you can keep going long after you think you can't. I believe - That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe - That either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe - That regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship

Karma?
So I'm trying to decide if karma really is a bitch...I'm pretty sure I got paid back for being a cheap ass today. I took the hell monkies to see Monster Vs Aliens...not recommended btw...and instead of payin overblown prices for sodas I threw a couple juice boxes in my purse...and wouldn't ya know? One of the lil bastards exploded...So there I am in the theater trying not to expose my smuggling crime and clean up a terrible mess...next time I'll spring for the soda.

People Get Offened Too Easily
well apparently some people cant take a compliment when you rate them. i was in hellys blog last night and we were playing truth or dare and my dare was to rate the #1 chick a 1 then write her a comment as to how hot she was...heres the comment and heres the aftermath some people just cant take a compliment

Blogging For The Interested Or The Knowledgable...
To those who wish to know or who are thinking "wow, how deep". I am a Cleric of healing in the sense that listening to others will help myself later on in life. As well as having the ability I have, I also have problems, and my writtings are truthful and for a reason, not for entertainment. If ever you think wow, how can i find a guy like that. Well, lol, all I can say is....All guys have the ability to sense emotion and be relationship prone. the mind is a very vast and complex tool that has been obused from centuries of neglect and torture. The prospective of "Man" is this, if the medium of companionship has never been introduce to him, he will never fall into lingo for a reason, but will ultimately fall into a destructive self-will and therefore will never experience the tenderness and compasiion of a woman that he could have deserved and desired. The prospective of "Woman" is this, the mental and spiritual thresh hold to which we need sanctity....PERIOD. If it weren't for "w

About Me
Nickname you prefer: dont have oneAge, including months: 46 & 7 monthsWhat is your ethnic background? German, French, Polish, Hungarian, Irish, English and Italian Real hair color: AuburnAge you got your first piercing/tattoos: 13How many?: 2Shampoo/conditioner : Loreal or aussieDeodorant: SecretPerfume/cologne: GorgioFavorite shirt: Black TSoap?: BODY WASHLotion?: JergensDo you hold grudges or forgive easy?: NOHow many real, close, friends do you have that you can truly trust?: 4Are you happy when you are single?: YES AND NODo you feel like you have everything you want/need?: CLOSEAre you content?: NODo you have any phobias?: HeightsWhats your favorite physical feature about you?: EYES/lipsWhats your favorite part of your personality?: HonestyWhat do you wanna be when you grow up?: EmployedIs 30 old?: ITS THE NEW TWENTIESDo you have a crush on anyone?: YESWhat's the prettiest part of your body?: EYES If you could go anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?: IrelandMovie yo

Idle Hands
Figure me out I sit here and shout blah...blah...blah...overanalyzing But feeling bruised and cut My happiness seems on the line Wanting, wanting, and longing Where is my love at? Iam here pleading for you to help me out Days go by and pass away tender and sweet touches are lost I miss touch...i miss your warmth Alone and i am feeling so very lost Warmth is what i long to have please leave behind any idle hands All i desire is for you to fill me up Giving me peace within your touch Make my goosebumps swell all up Washing away all of my distrust Losing myself and the parts i will not miss slumber, slumber, no anxiousness Butterflies swirling around inside of me Fluttering away any and all of my misery Giving me a sense of warmth and need Fighting for love and feeling desired

The Kids Are Moving!!!
Yes it is time for me to have my home back to myself. My two failure to launch girls are finally moving out and sharing a home. Not mine. I will have the privacy to dress or not dress as I feel like. I can start dating again, I have so missed having this freedom for over 2 years now. That's right world I am a woman on the loose again.

April 03,2009--"sanctity"
Sitting along the wall on the lake makes me sense the feelings of others. Quickly realizing that these feeling were mine today. I quickly ran myself to my own mental sanctity. In thought, I transition the feelings into a block for anylizing. To seperate those that aren't important from the ones that are life changing meanings. Subtitled in the back of my mind are the thoughts and experiences of many years in transition. If I can't turn my experiences into learning abilities, then what's the point. Lately I've felt unimportant(though not true), and unresponsible. Going through times like these I wonder if I REALLY do have what it takes to take care of my family. My soul in lingo, I wonder if my lovely Fiance will ever find that one medium that will ultimately be the epi-center of findings to grab hold of what's for me to have and run wsith it. A spiritual binding that ties us both will inevitably be my demise if I can't react to life the way I'm supposed to. Keeping peace with

The Nameless
I wrote this thinking about a few people I've been very close too that have all either abandoned, or turned me away for some reason or another. Your best served not asking if any of it applies to you, the best revenge lies in never uttering a word of reasons of the ifs, whens, whys, or hows or whats of the things that hurt you. It was actually very theraputic writing this one. *smiles*I tenderly buried all of your secrets within the catacombs of my heartSo you could proclaim your innocence, and I could die with the burden of the sinsConsumed by the anger inside my soul that can't be dismissed or forgaveLeaving behind an empty vessel that waits praying to be filled full of rain Knowing that this is the existence I'm keeping as long as I'm inside this mental cageI ask only that you continue running as far away as the path your on can lead you awayFor there's no more neatly penned passageways, the whole world just scribbled lines upon a pageAs I sit with my head entombed into my palms t

Take Me Or Go
Need an answer to my questionHave to have something more concrete"Maybe" is a scary wordAnd so is "perhaps"Allows you sweet escapeEntraps me in dreadDon't do this to me againBe my lover or be my friend You came out of nowhereAnd charmed me awayNow I'm longing for youTake me, or go I remember when I learned to know youYour spirit's perilousI took next steps gingerlyAnd tried to build trustWhen I looked in your eyesI thought I understoodBut I realize you are hidingAnd can't stand another hurt You came out of nowhereAnd charmed me awayNow I'm longing for youTake me, or go I've been patient for too longAnd forgot what fire isWhat about my fearsOf being cast asideWe could be much braverInstead of silentUnless life alters really soonI'll pack a bag and leave You came out of nowhereAnd charmed me awayNow I'm longing for youTake me, or go.

4-3-09
I finally got my taxes in and paid everything off and fixed the car so no more worries and a bunch of green LOL YAYYYYYYYYYYY.Ok so we will be leaving to go to ohio on the 19th cause I have a class I have to take on the 18th of this month.so 2 more weeks and I will be in ohio.Im excited and yet a little nervousHello to all my friends speacialy Horny,naughty,freak,puff,andmack yall are truly the best friends a person could have thanks for being there when I need you

Question
My friend Sara's birthday is coming up. We said for the longest time that we wanted to go to six flags in valencia, ca but never actually made plans. So I told her (last week) that we would end up going today, spend the night at a hotel, and the following day (saturday) enjoy six flags. then we'd come home that same night. She agreed. The problem is that we (roomate and i) don't see her everyday. she lives back at our hometown. So planning the actual trip was difficult. Sara had class when we didn't her phone was lost etc... Then there was also midterms. Roommate and I had three midterms and three papers do that following week of said vacation. We really needed to devote that time to studying and finishing our paper. So i told Sara. She was really upset, almost mad. But i asked her if she wanted to come over (amtrak) and spend her spring break with us. She said she already made plans. Then i asked her well maybe just come over for the weekend and we can go to san francisco, the beac

Egad!!
i just felt like saying "egad!". you should try it. it's fun! i don't really have anything interesting to write about, but it's been quite some time since i last blogged so i thought i'd check in. no gnus is good gnus, right? i found today that people tend to give you very strange looks when you drive down the street with the windows down and screamin' jay hawkins' "hong kong" playing at full volume.

Teh Blahs
I found out yesterday that my tissue expansion has to go on hold due to my radiation. Once the radiation is done, I may not be able to have any further expansion. At best, it will be several months before my new boobs will be worked on again. I went out last night to the bar... wore a cami tank with a loose shirt over it. Apparently it was either too loose or not loose enough cuz I ended up getting stared at everywhere. Which led to me drinking more... which led to getting royally drunk, which I guess I needed. I've been trying to find work... I've finally resorted to pulling the survivor card and writing cover letters that say I was out of work fighting breast cancer and want to start a new challenge... I figured it's the only thing that will really set me apart from the competition. I've gotten no calls back from any applications over the past 7 months, so it's not like it can make it any worse - and maybe I'll get lucky and find a hiring manager that's been touched by i

I Love You Baby!
Something that was givin to us, I read it and its pretty funny how this poem so describes my baby! I miss you and love you so much baby! The first deployment always sucks as a couple, but to sit back and think of all the little things these guy/girls do for us! Thank you all! There is nothing like a Soldier. His emotions are impenetrable yet his shoulders are soft for those that need someone to lean on. His hands are firm yet know exactly where they need to be. If he has his arms wrapped around you you're either in the last moments of your life or the safest place you could ever be. He's stubborn but will let you have your way just to see you smile. Hes deadly with a rifle and gentle with a child. He plays poker with the devil but guards the gates of heaven. He curses like no other but is a perfect gentleman. He has a thousand yard stare but when you look into his eyes Its the most comforting thing you've ever felt. The Army trained him as a weapon but raised him as

Come Bid On The Hotties
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For Dls Peeps
well guys an gals, my inet has been cut off. my bf is celebrating this fact, i however am hating it. im really sorry to those who i've let down coz i cant get online to dj, but as soon as i come back i promise its for good! this no inet thing is driving me crazy. hopefully i'll be back with inet at home in the next couple of weeks, failing that im contactable through the library. sorry folks i really really am. kaz xx

U.s. Army Recruiter
DEPARTMENT OF THE ARMY SARGEANT JON B, RECRUITER Both myself and my husband met Jon B in Ohio. It turns out that Jon happen to have served our country in the United States Army for more than 20 years. Upon retirement, Jon always wanted to own a "Harley Davidson" motorcyle. Well guess what --- Jon did eventually get his. Jon also went back to college and received his Masters degree in Marketing. He is doing well, and we thank you Jon for defending you country. You deserve a medal of honor, which he has received. If you want to know more about Jon, just send him a message in his "Shoutbox.". I'm sure he would be more than happy to chat with you. "A Friend in Need, is a friend indeed! Ich bin Deutchland Danke