Over 16,529,743 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my
Newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.
2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one
Hand typing.
3. I will get dressed before noon.
4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and
Plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.
5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few
Friends and family that are Internet-deprived.
6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the
Internet.
7. I will read a book... If I still remember how.
8. I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop
Telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the
Internet.
9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for
Email.
10. I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if
It is necessary or not.
11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to
Balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.
12. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed
Sometime... And the Internet will always be there tomorrow!
