JuSsCuZzZ504's blog: "FünnY ChïT LmFÅØ"

A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks
 Him, '"Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes - caffeine."
 "Have you ever been in the military service?"
 "Yes," he says. "I was in Iraq for two years."
 The interviewer says, "That'll give you five extra points toward
 Employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
 The guy says, "Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my
 Testicles."
 The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for
 Me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M.
 You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. Every
 Day."
 The guy is puzzled and says, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00
 P..M., why don't you want me to be here until 10:00?"
 "This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours
 We just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our nuts. No point in
 You coming in for that."