The Perfect Solution to Senior HealthCare
While discussing
the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my
sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the
solution. I am sure you have heard the ideas that if
you're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the
idea that you need any health care. A new hip? Unheard of.
We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You
don't need any medications for your high blood pressure,
diabetes,
heart problems, etc. Let's take care of the
young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very
soon.
So here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and 4
bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2
representatives. Of course, you will be sent to prison where
you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all
the health care you need!!! New teeth, great!!! Need
glasses, no problem. New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart?
Well bring it on. And who will be paying for all of this.
The same government that just told you that you are too
old
for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you
don't have to pay any incometax.