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New Feature Added To Email!
I'm not really thrilled with the "Old" new email system but I guess they got tired of hearing people bitching. You had to manually check off each box to delete the individual mails before, but now they have placed a checkbox at the bottom and top of the page that allows you to check all for deletion. Now if only they add email attachments back!!

Reality Check
just when you think you're on the right track, someone throws the lever and flips the track and directs you down the dangerous gully, where the bridge is out at the other end. and all you know is that somehow you need to survive this obstacle too... the question is how do you jump off of a careening train and not injure yourself or those around you? i mean at some point you will have to pick yourself up and hike your happy ass outta the damned gully right? but then that poses all sorts of new challenges right? how far along the tracks were you when you got derailed? how far out do you have to climb, did you land in a pile of leaves and moss did it break your fall, or did you break something along the way? will whatever is broken heal? how lost will you be? can you make it back the tracks and follow them back far enough to get back on track? are you irretrievably lost? is there anyone who jumped the train with you? are you alone, or do you have someone to lean on? where will

Gently
your hands slide up my back caressing the flesh you find there your breath stirs the hair on my brow lips lowering to find mine my hands wrapped around your neck as you kiss me gently softly my heart speeds up as you whisper you love me and lower me to the bed your hands gliding over my body removing the clothing in their way baring me to your eyes an touch you stroke me slowly making me want it looking deep into my eyes as you enter me kissing me stealing my breath loving me as gently as no one before my cries of completion ring in your ear as you join me and hold me close kissing me softly to sleep

Pagancowboy And Luna_witch, A Letter He Wrote...
Oh, my name is Cherene and a really a good friend to LW, we've talked about PC and she cries all the time and today on esnips. She found a private message she can't delete: Pagancowboy writes: Hey Hon, I TRIED Leaving a video comment of me singing 'Can I Trust You With My Heart', but I somehow got disconnected towards the end of the song. I will try again after school tomorrow. I think mom only wants to hear me singing once while she is trying to sleep lmao. I Love You and I WILL try again after school tomorrow *Warm Soft Kisses* Love Always In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust. Jason aka Pagancowboy aka Rebeldragon@};-Heart Added in Luna_Witch on Jun. 27, 2007

Turkeygate!!
Yesterday US Pres. GW Bush (R-TX) pardoned two turkeys named "May" and "Flower" as to presidential tradition set by Fmr. US Pres. Abe Lincoln (R-IL). Well this "tradition" is somewhat of a fraud. See, the turkeys are raised on a turkey farm especially to be pardoned by the sitting US president. They were never raised to be eaten at all, but to look good on tv. I found this a bit of a let down. I always thought that the turkeys spared were from actual turkey farms that raised them to be food. Thus, the turkeys were being pardoned from almost being dinner. You know learning that Santa and Easter Bunny weren't real was hard on me as a kid. But learning this as an adult is a real downer.

Illumination.........
Life is an adventure!!! Live it while you can. You can never have today again, tomorrow only comes once, and yesterday is gone forever. Make YOUR CHOICE WISELY, then live the adventure YOU CREATE....

Makes Me Cry Everytime I See This!
turn up your volume on your computer.You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to

The Places I Have Been !
lets see well i have went from flint mi, to lansing, mi to toledo oh, to detroit mi, to cleveland oh, Charlesston sc, to knoxville tn, back to detroit mi, to toledo again then to victor ny, to syracuse ny, to toledo oh,to detroit and toeldo and detroit and toledo lol and then back to flint mi so ig you wondered where i have been hiding now you know

Do You Need Washing?
A little girl had been shopping with her Mom at Target... She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring down rain outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning just inside the exit door of Target. We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature had messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child came pouring in my mind as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day. The little voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in. "Mom let's run through the rain," she said. "What?" Mom asked. "Lets run through the rain!," She repeated. "No, honey. We'll wait until it slows down a b

Anyone Who Has Ever Had A Loved One In The Hospital Will Enjoy This:
> A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the > person > who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a family > member is > doing better." > > The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room > number?" > > "Sarah Finkel, room 302." "I'll connect you with the nursing station." > > "3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?" > > "I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302." > > "Are you a family member?" > > "Yes, Yes I am.." > > "Hold on.. let me look at her records... Mrs. Finkel is doing very > well. In > fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, she is to be > taken off the > heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this > improvement, looks like Dr. Cohen is going to send her home very soon!" > > The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic... that's wonderful > news!" > > The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a s

For Love
For love, I fight to keep. For love, I weep. For love, every waking hour I wait. For love, my heart longs. For love, my heart would break. Sleep brings release in hope of a new day. For love, I sought and love I found. For love, I would release my soul. For love, I would forsake everything. For love, I would die. For love, every waking hour I wait. Written by Danielle K.

T'was The Night Before Christmas (fubar Style!)
Have a very FUBAR Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas', when all through the site, Not a member was stirring, things didn¡¯t seem right; The Stilletto Girls hung their stockings with care, In hopes that Baby J soon would be there; The bombers were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of bouncers danced in their heads; With Stang in her 'thong, and JD in his cap, Someone heard Scrapper yell Good Lord and Oh snap, When from our speakers there arose such a clatter, We sprang from our beds to see what was the matter. Away to the monitor we flew like a flash, Oh it¡¯s just Achilles updating his stash. So to the mumms did many of us go Nothing but whining from a Fubar point ho, When, what to our wondering eyes came along, A miniture sleigh pulled by eight girls in a thong, With a little drunk driver, so lively and gay, We knew in a moment it must be Baby J. More rapid than eagles his members they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by

Can You See Into My Eyes?
Can you look into my eyes and tell that i have cried a thousand tears for you? I lived to serve you, make you happy and now you take my heart And tear it to shreads as if it is nothing more than a mere piece of paper. My time came when you walked away and you know that yours is coming soon. So why run? Written by Danielle K.

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little johnny walks into his parents bedroom and sees his dad giving his mum one his dad just laughs throws a pillow at him and shouts get out! a little while later johnnys dad hears a commotion from johnnys room he rushes in and is horrified to see johnny shagging his gran johnny just looks at him and says not so fucking funny when its you mum is it? On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Blondes dumb?!?!? After

Thanksgiving Greetings!
First ~ food for thought... [see below for smiles! :)] The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much , and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conq

It Is My Turn To Live!
It's my time to live! I have waited for so long to feel alive and live a normal happy life. I've moved on. I am the happiest i've ever felt. I no longer live the mortal life but, in life eternal. With my Damien at my side, forever bound together, we shall rule for all eternity. The rays of the sun fall on my cold yet happy face. Now that I have you, I no longer yearn to die. You saved me and forever I shall be in your debt. My thoughts no longer stray to those of suicide, for you fill them all. Can I live without you? The answer is nay. I would gladly give up my life just to be with you. Can you see me? I see your face in the crowd I want to shout right out loud! I want to be with you again and again. I know that we were meant to be. We are like yin and yang. I have walked as an emotionless zombie for way too long. You've brought my to life again. Only you could do this. For so long I have loved no one and never have I been loved back. SO NOW IT IS MY TIME TO LIVE!

I Took My Dad To The Mall
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? " Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

6 Truths Of Life
1. you cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue 2. all idiots after reading the first truth try it 3.the first truth is a lie 4. your smiling now because you are an idiot 5. you soon will forward this to another idiot 6. there is still a stupid smile on your face

Is It My Turn To Live?
Is it my turn to live? I have waited for so long to feel alive and live a normal happy life. Many a time I have had my heart broken, ripped to shreds, unable to be put back together. I need to move on. I feel like a ghost trapped in this mortal plane. I no longer feel the rays of the sun fall on my face, the wind in my hair, and the touch of you. My thoughts seem to always stray to you. Can I live without you? I dare not think of it, it only brings me to tears and more grief. I'd like to think that we were meant to be together. For so long I have walked as an emotionless zombie. Bring me to life! Only you can bring me to life! For so long I have loved no one and have never been loved. So is it my turn to live? Written by Danielle K.

Wondering, Just For A Moment
I've been sleeping for years it seems, And suddenly I know that i'm not sleeping. I'm still here, All that's left of yesterday, A sweet simple kiss. Only at night I miss you the most. Every night I have to go home and be alone. I know I have to wait, But it seems like an eternity. Now I only wonder if that day will come. I'm afraid to lose you and if you feel the same way. Wondering if I have to let you go. Wondering if our hearts will break because of it. Wondering, just for a moment in time. Funny thing, Time. It waits nor stops for no one. All of the roses that i sent to you... Yea, all that I intended to you..... All of this I now wonder.

It All Happens When We Learn To Love,
Learn to love challenge, and you'll fill your life with accomplishment. Learn to love effort, and your skills will grow more valuable with each passing day. * Learn to love making a difference, and doors will quickly open for you wherever you go. Learn to love giving freely of yourself, and you'll receive more fulfillment than you ever could imagine. * Learn to love being the authentic person you are, and everything you do will be infused with integrity. Learn to love whatever work you're doing, and that work will bring abundant rewards. * Learn to love beauty for beauty's sake, and you'll discover a wealth of it in places no one else would even think to look. Learn to love unconditionally, and there will be no limit to what your love can accomplish. * Learn to love life just because it is, and each day will be a grand new adventure. Learn to love the moment you're in, and you'll find richness in every direction. * Learn to love the possibilities, and you'll make

Wickedly Broken
At the gloomy clouds I stare, I lay with a thoughtful stare. Studying the heavens above, Thinking only of my love. Sudden random thoughts appear, Only now I start to fear. The only love I really ever knew, So soft and sweet as like the dew. Yet even happiness never really bloomed, Maybe I am to be doomed? Am I forever to be Wickedly Broken? Never to show any gratified token? Why must life be so dreary? My eyes are now always teary, Teary with the hurt, pain and betrayal that has been laid to rest upon me. Will the light of day ever be a comfort to me again? Or am I doomed to die alone, hurt, and betrayed? Forever to be afraid, Afraid of all the memories that accompany my pain? God must have known each tear before it came. Each tear that would fall from my eyes. Known all the tear-stained pillowcases that would be cleansed. Each tearful lullaby of the night. He must have known! Written by Danielle K.

Cfc.fed Up With Polemics
They're reforming the asthma inhalers so that they don't contain any cfc propellents. Tiny little detail,I have tried both versions of the exact same medications: with and without cfc, and can tell that IT IS JUST NOT THE SAME. They say they're protecting the environment,I'm all for protecting and respecting the environment,but when shortness of breath attacks I don't give a crap about it,pardon my french,if an enviroment-friendly formula takes more than twice the time to work and only does a third to improve my oxygen intake. Methinks ,polluting or not should not come to question when it's about the quality of medical care.As an asthma sufferer , I don't have time for phylosophy about the environment,hollywood productions are pretty polluting and nobody reforms them at all!!! They should look at that instead of messing with people's health. WE NEEDS OUR MEDICINES IN THE BEST POSSIBLE VERSIONS and if we have to pollute more to have them,let it be,and let the people be. No thank

My Time (old Poem)
I have done my time! I have been broken for awhile, But I can't be broken again! It's been awhile since I could hold my head high. It's been awhile since I could say that I love you It's been awhile since I had time to enjoy life. I've had my doubts in the beginning, And I have had my time to think..... Now I know.....I love you.

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An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich." ** POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold. "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess." *** POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman. "Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks. *** POOF *** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch in his catlike way and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered, aren't you?" -------------------------

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Little Johnny was in his math\'s class one day when the teacher singled him out. \"If I gave you $20,\" the teacher began,\" and you gave $5 to Mary, $5 to Sally and $5 to Susan, what would you have?\" \"An orgy,\" Johnny answered. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy is screwing a great looking blonde. The girl asks, \"You haven\'t got AIDS have you?\" He replies, \"No.\" She responds, \"Oh, thank heavens for that!! I don\'t want to get that again...!\" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A little girl was walking along a beach in California when she came across a man with no clothes on and just a newspaper covering his genitals. The little girl said, \"What do you have under that newspaper, Mister?\" The man said, \"Nothing, it\'s just a bird, now go away!\" The man thought nothing of her and quickly fell asleep. Hours later, the man woke up in a hospital bed in excrutiating pa

Tortured
Every night I realize that I'm alone, without comfort, without love, and without sanity. Mainly without you... Without the warm embrace of your arms, without you Every night I find myself tortured, Tortured with the thoughts of you. Tortured by every silent whisper, Each tear that has silently fallen from my eyes.

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A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked. "Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while mast

It's Not Fair
Alot of people seem to have trouble with my living situation. When my boyfriend passed away last year I had a mental breakdown..it's not something I wish to go into great detail about but thanks to good friends and my faith I am rebuilding myself each day..I had an apartment for awhile but that didn't work out- turns out my room mate was a real creep- of course I found that out TOO LATE..as it always works out...I am currently living with my ex and my four children...sometimes I get comments such as "yeah that must be convenient"...why does my honesty get me burned all the time? YES i do live there NO I am not involved with him...I have not been with him in over six years...why is that so hard to believe? Alot of people online lie, hide facts about their lives..I perfer to be brutally honest and lose friends over it....it's sad that so many people have to "ass"ume they know who you are or what you are about..goes to show who your TRUE friends are.

The Strength Of A Man
THE STRENGTH OF A MAN The strength of a man isn't in how many women he's loved. It's in whether he can be true to the ONE woman he's trying to love. The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders. It's seen in the width of his arms that encircle and protect you. The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice. It is in the gentle words he whispers. The strength of a man isn't in the words he speaks. It's in how he keeps his word. The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits. It's in how tender he touches. The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift. It's in the burdens he can carry. The strength of a man isn't in the hair on his chest. It's in his heart that lies within his chest. The strength of a man isn't in how he makes love. It's in the understanding that there is more way to making love, than just making love for fun himself

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This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes in the door he says, rapidly,"Tickle your ass with a feather?" At which point they usually ask him what it was he said, and he then says, "Terribly nasty weather." They then go off looking confused. A drunk a few stools down observes this and finally says, "Say, buddy, I see what'cher doin'-- you're putting people on! When somebody comes in the door you say, Tickle your ass with a feather, and when they say, What did you say to me? you say, terribly nasty weather." So the guy says to the drunk, "Yeah, it's fun putting people on. Come on down here and you do the next one that comes in." The drunk moves down to the end of the bar. In a few moments a person enters, and he says to her: "Stick a feather up your ass? She said, ecuse me, what did you say?he says, can you believe this fucking weather? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A hunter goes into the woods to

Thanksgiving Special!
Thanks giving special! now, until tommorrow at midnight! why go and spend all this time on black friday when you can get this from me for cheap! And FREE SHIPPING Our thanksgiving special is a nintendo wii with 2 joysticks, and smackdownvs raw 2008 for 200.00 SHIPPED TO YOU! And with every purchase recieve a 50.00 gift card to walmart! Here is a COMPLETE list of what we are selling: Everything is BRAND NEW. With 90 day money back GUARANTEE. And the factory Warranties. With EVERY PURCHASE, you recieve a 2 gb ipod nano 2nd generation, in sliver, blue, pink or black. Three days only, you will get 10.00 off a purchase of 75.00 or less. And 20.00 off a purchase of 76.00- 100.00 and 50.00 of a purchase of 100.00 or more. What we have for sale right now is: A ps3 with 2 games *which you chose from the list of games we have for sale* and an EXTRA wireless controller. For 300.00 dollars. A xbox 360 with 2 games *which you chose from the list of games we h

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Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Number Two Idiot of 2006 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards t

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?" The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good enough, I'll go home." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a re

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Following a night out with a few friends, a man brought them back to show off his new flat. After the grand tour, the visitors were rather perplexed by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge. "What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked "Why, that's my Speaking Clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "I'll show you", the man said, giving the gong an ear-shattering blow with an unpadded hammer. Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed, "For, *****sake,you *****, it's twenty to two in the ****ing morning!!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 2 other female friends in addition to my fiancée and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry". The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the cou

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what gets longer when pulled, fits between your tits, inserts nicely in a hole and works best when jerked? a seatbelt you pervert! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- i have a little angel flying around with a hammer,each person he hits gets a little bit of my love. i hope he beats the fuckin shit out of you ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- friends are like balloons once you let them go you cant get them back. so im gonna tie you to my heart so i dont lose you ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- cop on horse says to little girl on bike, did santa get you that? yep replies the little girl. well tell him to put a reflector on it next year and fined her £5. the little girl looked up at the cop and said nice horse u got there did santa bring you that? the cop chuckles and replies, he sure did. well said the little girl,next year tell santa the dick goes under

Sum Funny Jokes
durex would like to announce the release of their new condom, "the iranian" it holds seamen for 15 days. (only available in navy) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2 irishmen r makin letter bombs. pat says,"mick do u think ive put enough explosives in this envelope". "i dont know says mick open it and see! "but it will explode says pat! mick says dont be fuckin stupid its not addressed to you! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- tom thumb,cinderella and quazi modo are sat talking tom said i bet im the smallest person in the world cinderella said i bet im the pretiest in the world quazi said i bet im the ugliest in the world so they went to the world records office to find out tom came out and said i am the smallest cinderella came out and said i am the pretiest quazi came out and said who the fucks andrew ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- paddy was driv

Adult Sites Lol
here we go... i just got told if i ever broke up with my boyfriend i should go to hotguys.com lol which i type in and it was an adult site and this a 9 year old girl told me that lol which she was trying to go to something else but type that in lol she hit her head on the door and lost her mind i can't stop laughing its just to funny

Yeah Garcia!
Last week I was thinking of being happy about the writers strike. I am a fan of Criminal Minds and it appeared they had killed my second most favorite computer guru. Abbey of NCIS is my first. She pulled through. They killed the bad cop. She met a guru almost as good as her who is not a killer. Hope to see that relationship bud and keep going. I think the writers have a good beef. I believe in making money but it should be fair. If the people at the top would take a little less and give it back to workers. The top will make it back in profit due to better worker attitude and production increases. As smart as Hollywood believes themselves to be. They are as bad as the government for which I work.

A&a's What???
I TOTALLY LOVE THESE 2 PEOPLE (MY A&A's)... FOR SOOO MANY DIFFERENT REASONS...NO ONE COULD EVER REPLACE EITHER OF YOU...I TRULY CHERISH OUR FRIENDSHIP!!! IF THEY AREN'T ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST YOU ARE MISSING OUT.... GO SHOW THEM SOME LOVE!!! **MAKE SURE YOU TELL THEM SHELL LOVES THEM** ~~AARON/LSD~~ Love Sex n Death@ fubar ~~ANDREA~~ Andrea@ fubar ~~SEALED WITH A KISS~~ LSD's SHELL@ fubar

Another Romantic Thing
(¨`·.·´¨) (¨`·.·´¨) `·.¸(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ ×°×`·..¸.,·´ ×°× If you love someone, tell them..... broken hearts are often caused by unspoken words! (¨`·.·´¨) (¨`·.·´¨) `·.¸(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ ×°×`·..¸.,·´ ×°× or just by complete Asswipes/bitches!!

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A Chinese chef named Chang Made dishes of unusual tang. He stirred his wok With the head of his cock 'Til oyster sauce poured from his wang. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP WITH THE BOY ACROSS THE STREET WONT MY DADDY BE DISGUSTED ONCE HE SEE'S MY CHERRY'S BUSTED AND WONT MY MOMMY BE SURPRISED WHEN SHE SEE'S MY BELLY RISE ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mary had a little lamb She tied it to a pylon 10,000 volts went up its arse And turned its wool to nylon. Mary had a bmx The seat was back to front And every time she pulled the brake The seat went up her cunt ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A certain young fellow named Dick Liked to feel a girl's hand on his prick. He taught them to fool With his rigid old tool Till the cream shot out, white and thick. ----------------------------------------

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Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says i love you You belive its true but when your tummy starts to swell, he says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital a baby without a name the baby is a bastard the mother is a whore this never wouldn't have happened if the rubber wouldn't have torn ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was a young lady called Dawn Who wished she had never been born. She wouldn't have been If her father had seen That the end of his rubber was torn ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once a pirate named Yates Danced the jig for all of his mates. He slipped on his cutlas, And made himself nutless, And now he's quite useless on dates. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Said a dainty young whore named Miss

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Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To his bride a young bridegroom said, "Pish! Your cunt is as big as a dish!" She replied, "Why, you fool, With your limp little tool It's like driving a nail with a fish!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- An ode to the hole That never heals. The more you touch it The better it feels. You can rub it And scrub it And brush it like hell, But you will never get rid Of that fucking fish smell.

Giveaway
First of all let me start by wishing everyone a very Happy Thanksgiving and if somewhere between the turkey and the football you could be so nice and drop a few comments on my giveaway it would be much appreciated...for those who have already helped out please accept my thanks Heres the link: you know what to,do what you do best

Sum Funny Stuff
Jack and jill went up the hill, to smoke some marajuana, jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked jill if she wanna. jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun, but stupid jill, forgot the pill, and now they have a son ------------------------------------------------- Mary had a little pig, she kept it fat and plastered. but then the cost of pork went up and shot the little bastard

Missing It.... All Of It....
I was sitting here the other day, and realized how blissfully happy I was a year ago. I had my little online friends that would do more for me than my RL friends, and it was wonderful. I was so close to everyone. I was DJing for a (what once was) Cherrytap radio station, that was family to me. I enjoyed being in the lounge, I knew everyone that was in there, it was great. DJing was FUN for me back then. Now I seem to just be like "whatever" about the whole thing. I had my Steven... that is another thing I miss terribly, the main thing. I miss him, I miss our conversations, I miss telling him that I love him. It is such a forced conversation between him and I now. His life has been turned upside down, and I can't even ATTEMPT to help him, or tell him that I miss him. Everytime I hear a song he gave me, my heart breaks, breaks little by little, just thinking about what went wrong, what it all could have been if only I maybe stepped up and made it happen. GAH I miss him.... I miss my free

New Addiction
When I close my eyes I see his face and it comforts me. I can still hear his heart pounding in my head and it soothes my soul. His warm embrace fills me with a sense of safety that I fail to find anywhere else. Gazing into his eyes I'm transfixed; I can't seem to get away, I'm lost. Lost but not trying to find a way back; I'm enjoying it too much. Only when I look into his eyes that time seems to stop. When I close my eyes I can still see him smiling at me for no reason. I feel my face redden and start to burn. Blushing, I lower my head to hide it only to have him lift my chin and smile warmly at me. Pulling me close he holds me. Dying to kiss him, I force myself to wait, not wanting to seem too desperate, even though the suspense is killing me inside. Finally he gives in and kisses me; setting my soul soaring high as an eagle. Breatheless he leaves me as he gently pulls away. I'm left standing there transfixed in his gaze, trying to recapture my breath as I'm held captive; I'm complet

What Is It To You?
I know that a lot of people are now thinking about what they will eat tomorrow, how many people are coming over and if their football team will win tomorrow. To me, my best friend lost her dad, my other friend cannot work with me because of Degenerative Disc Disease in her back which is getting worse, and Dannie, the guy I live with, ended up at the urgent care doc w/ what they thought to be either a gall stone or pancreatitis (forgive my crappy spelling) which seems to be a bit better now. BUT...all of this got me thinking, and I know that my UK friends don't have Thanksgiving, but we as Americans have in my opinion lost track of what its supposed to be about. I mean, most people as I said before are worried about immaterial things that don't matter a whole lot....football, food, stressing over whatever. I want everyone to know what I personally am thankful for. I don't talk to my dad much but I am thankful that I haven't lost him, I adore my mother and am so thankful that I have

Come Join Our Team
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New!!!
hey kiddies! i have a bum load of pix and they need rates and comments! also, check out new pixie hair. its madddd cute! my cuzzy nikki has a new fubar account. if she was previously your friend, or you just wanna see a sexy girl, please add "beautiful desire" so she can level up again Beautiful Desire@ fubar

Thanksgiving Weekend...
Self Inflicted.... Bed Rest In a vain attempt to keep my leg from swelling and landing me in the hospital, which I can't afford. I'm placing myself on bed rest this weekend... ohh what a fun holiday... NOT! I won't be online very much even if my name is logged in, I doubt i will be here... If you can help in the contests I'm in that would be great if not.. I totally understand and thanks anyway. I hope everyone has a great Holiday and finds something to be thankful for :) All of you are on my list...

Little Death
Hands softly caress flesh words never spoken emerge from closed lips the sounds speak of ecstasy the taste sweet intoxicating lost for a moment in eyes that scream truth again they scream, more they scream addiction has set in the need to feel the one true moment when tounge and sweat and blood and lust take form and pull us closer to our little deaths. Draw me in hold me tight as we feel our bodies tense and release, hold me tight until we can breath as one again.

Remember
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: ♥Natasha♥ Date: Nov 21, 2007 7:18 AM Joe PDate: Nov 19, 2007 7:18 PMYou stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your b

I Am Not As Sick As I Say I Am???? Hmmmmmm
#1.... I don't go around telling people how sick I am...... I have been on this site since mid July of 06... and I don't advertise the fact that I am disabled or terminally ill.... those that do know are people that have taken the time to read my blogs... that have been there since day one... because I have never believed in hiding the fact... or people that I have gotten close to or that I have tried to help. #2...... If you don't believe I am as sick as my blog says.... you try to get declared disabled....by ANY state.... try it... have fun..... I know several very sick people that are still trying... I know how hard it is.. it took me three years.... Anyone that knows anything about autoimmune illnesses they know that they are called "invisible illnesses" (I do thank god for that... because lets face it.. to some degree.. we are all vain... at this point in my illness - I am only being attacked internally.. unless you count my hands...) Thankfully, the Disabilit

Me
yo yo...wats up yall..as i was sayin ima real cool dude..u jus gotta get da kno me...at first people think i'm kinda mean..but i'm not really bein mean i'm jus makin sure i ain't got no weak friends cause i dont' want weak friends...i really dont' hang out wit too many people because of da fact dat i'm tryna live a positive life wit god and dere is only a few otha young people who wanna do da same...and for all yall mothers out dere..if ya daughter is 15-16 she's in good hands wit me...but now i gotta gf so it ain't much me n ya daughter can do lol..sike nah but yea i'm jus a cool dude

Driver's Lisence
Check your drivers license...Now you can see anyone's Drivers License on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was...Picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security Privacy, where is our right to it? I definitely removed mine, I suggest you all do the same....Go to the web site and check it out. Just enter your name, City and State to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please Remove." This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement. http://www.license.shorturl.com/ < /DIV> If the link does not open when you click on it - cut and past it into your url

Sorry
subject: Sorry post date: 2007-11-21 11:36:45 views: 23 comments: 3 ratings: 0 I'm sorry for any problems i may have caused here i dint intentionally be rude as i found myself to be first i let a cyber stalker make me so sensitive i was handling it well but i did conspire with others to that person who was maybe a bit overzealous but i became excessive myself maybe i did overreact next was downraters i dint really care about ratings it seems i did over analyze things i am beginning to become a person i dont like and that is one person that you should like cause nobody else may i have come a long road and i think it is time should be that person that i like again i know my nanay would be smiling that i am finally understanding myself i'm know she would be happy that i am make a life for myself go the road that is better charted for me

Y Do I Care
y do i care if the one person that should care if im upset dont y do i care if i cry myself to sleep alot y do i care that it feels like none gives a shit about my feelings y do i care that most guys just want sex or cybersex from woman y do i care cause the one person i though i could trust has given up on me and my trust of him ... cause im a nothing to everyone that means anything to me.. im just here to be used and tossed away all cause I FUCKEN CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hillbillies
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentucky, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to As "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore .. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNA

Crazy Ppl
ok now ppl. have you ever had a person decide after you fell for them tell you thay dont want to be with you anymore and block you. and then keep coming to your page to see if n e 1 else waas coming to your page but yet i am the bad guy. feel free to comment and let me know how u deal with them people or stalkers if you wanna call it that.

Happy Thanksgiving!!
I just wanted to wish all my Fubar fans and friends a Happy Thanksgiving. This year I am thankful for my family, friends and opportunities that I have had this year and will in the next. I hope you all will take time to be thankful for all you have in your life. I hope you all don't eat, drink or spend too much. Try to catch a football game and enjoy the long weekend. If you are traveling, I hope you have a safe journey to and from your destination. Be sure buckle up. And most importantly, have fun.

Three Points
Three Points to Ponder 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. ________________________________ T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give t hem ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. ________________________________ T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not

Birthday Ramblings!
Well I am having a pretty good birthday week... and yes it's a birthday week.. you only turn 35 once ... and I am celebrating all damned week :P I woke up to the sounds of My hubby in the kitchen which can be a scary thing at times. He is a very good cook, but man he can mess up a kitchen. Anyway, I walk into the kitchen and he shews Me out... He was trying to get My birthday cake made before I woke up. There was a birthday sign on My bathroom mirror from the princess... it was cute. My pixi came over and spent the day with Me. other friends stopped by throughout the day. Pixi took some great pictures of Me...I realized I am pretty damn cute for 35. I remember when that seemed old. It does not seem so old any more. I feel more alive than I ever have. I feel more free. I don't care what other people think or say about Me. I did not know life could be so much fun, and I hear it only gets better from here on out. When I do get old ... I am going to have some great stories to tell!

How Much We Love Our Vetetrans!!
HOW MUCH WE LOVE OUR VETETRANS!! INTO WAR FOR JUST CAUSE, AND SOME BECAUSE! FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT YOUR COUNTRY HAS DONE. I WILL ALLOW YOU TO BLAME ME ,FOR YOUR GOVERNMENT TURNING A BLIND EYE. YET KNOW THAT MY HEART IS IN PAIN, FROM THESE SELFISH ACTIONS. THAT LEFT MANY VETS , HOMELESS AND FORGOTTEN . BY THE SAME PEOPLE THAT FOOLED THEM INTO BELIEVING THAT THEY CARED.THERE ARE ATLEAST 500 WAR VETS IN THE STATE OF NEVADA,IN LAS VEGAS ONLY. SO IMAGINE IN THE CONTINENTAL U.S.. SO SOCIETY SAYS PRAY FOR OUR , OR SHOULD I SAY THEIR TROOPS. ALSO CARE FOR OUR TROOPS, WHEN THE GOVERNMENT DOSE NOT GIVE A FLYING FUCK!!! SO WHY SHOULD I CARE? SO WHY DO I CARE? STRICTLY CAUSE I LOVE GOD !! ALSO I WOULD NOT WISH THIS ON MY WORST ENEMY!! SO PEOPLE USE OTHERS SOMETIMES! FEW PEOPLE TO YOU SOMETIMES!! BUT GOD BLESS AMERICA WOOOO WHOOOO !!! CAUSE THE GOVERNMENT USES YOU ALL THE TIME!! AND LIES TO YOU ALL THE TIME !!! SO IF IN GOD WE TRUST ?? WHY DO THEY LIE? WHY DO THEY STEAL? LET

Saved A Spider
I was at my dancing lessons yesterday and I saw this granddaddy long leg walking across the floor, about to be stepped on. Well I risked my own hand and swooped down, picked it up and took it outside to release it in the mulch. In that simple minute I realized that everyone is much like that spider, we'll about to be crushed by something bigger but not always greater and sometimes we need to be rescued and set back on the right track. So tomorrow while celebrating either with friends, alone, at work or with family just think that you wouldnt be where you are today without the rescue of someone; and maybe you know someone that should be rescued and set in the mulch. Happy Thanksgiving yall!

Please Don't Pass It Off As A Joke!!!
PLEASE DON'T PASS IT OFF AS A JOKE!!! Date: 11/14 14:44 PM Message: Subject: READ NOW Date: 11/14 14:33 PM Message: 911 PLZ READ ALL AND REPOST THANX Message: Anyone-using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning, Direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail with a Power Point presentation ' Life is Beautiful' If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, and delete it immediately. If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying: 'It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful.' Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC, And the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password. This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity,

Deleting My Account Here At Fubar
I will leave this up for a day or two then Im out of here. So far since the engagement I am 0 for 5 Five people I meet. All five have been either married or with someone. Three of those I have met here. There wont be a fourth. Im convinced this place is nothing more than a haven for scuzfucks looking to cheat on whoever they are with. If you are still interested in friends only I still have my Myspace profile up. Feel free to add me. http://www.myspace.com/tcbk273 I think this song says it all Don't talk to strangers Cause they're only there to do you harm Don't write in starlight Cause the words may come out real Don't hide in doorways You may find the key that opens up your soul Don't go to Heaven cause it's really only Hell Don't smell the flowers They're an evil drug to make you loose your mind Don't dream of women cause they only bring you down Hey you you know me you've touched I'm real I'm forever the one that lets you loo

Hell
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exi

Happy Thanksgiving
"CHEERS" HAPPY THANKSGIVING! I Hope You All Enjoy This Thanksgiving Day, Sometimes We Take Things For Granted But We All Truely Have Something To Be Grateful For... Even If It Is Just Being Able To Take A Breathe Of Fresh Air... Be Blessed And Have A Happy Thanksgiving Day. Love Ya, ♥ SKYLAR ♥ "Sky's The Limit" ♥

Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving - fun read :-) Body: Things you can only say at Thanksgiving in front of your family :-) 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

Lyrics
Sticks and Stones By: Jonathan Edwards Where do I begin to pack up my things, and move away from what might have been? Was it in some song that came out all wrong, but yet we both tried so hard to sing? I'll pack my guitar. I'll leave you with the car. I hope it won't be cold to start. But I must get going the kids get up at dawn and this is sure to break somebody's heart When did we grow this far apart? Love was forever at the start but now it's come down to sticks and stones. When did we go wrong? When were we not strong? And did we try hard enough to care? It's cold as hell outside. It's just as cold inside, now that there's nothing left to share. I'll pack up my books. Linger with last looks and I'll throw them all in my truck and drive. From these sticks and stones and the lies on the phone, but I hope all that you want will arrive. I'd better be on my way right now, I'm bad at goodbye's any how. Now it's come down to sticks and ston

Penis Study !!
Subject: I FIND HIS TO BE VERY FUNNY Date: 11/14 17:39 PM Message: Subject: Penis Study... Date: Tue, 22 May 2007 18:37:46 -0700 THE PENIS STUDY The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the stud y, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead. JESUS R CALDERON THE INSANE POET

Why Fubar Sucks
ya know what, if i get another survey that requires me to download internet explorer, i am going to delete my profile, all this website is doing is thinking of ways to make money. And what's with the best buy gift card giveaway, you can't fool me, the next thing i need is a virus on my computer from that gift card shit.

Rotflmao
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. ************************************************** A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out." ************************************************** Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband. ************************************************** A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the

True
heres my list of people I care about as friends and fam that care about me too list will be updated as they come to me ~*~Muerte Bella™...Baka's Wifey...S.W.A.T....DSD...Ms. Crew Radio...Eurasian Bunny...~*~@ fubar

Day Before Thanksgiving
Well, here we are, the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. I've definitely had an interesting week so far, that's for sure. The crud hit me Thursday morning, when I got up for work.. Janis sent me home early at around 2 pm, so I was thinking, "Hey, I should be over this pretty quick, it's not that bad.." Friday morning rolls around, I was worse.. I didn't feel like I could make it into work, but I did. I walked in, and both of my bosses were like "What are you doing in here?!? GO HOME!! You look awful!" I had paperwork that had to be mailed out, so I was only there for an hour and a half, 2 hours, and they were practically pushing me out the door. Kept getting worse through the weekend, and I called Linda Monday morning, and she was completely awesome about everything.. She said "Honey, don't worry about us, we can handle things here, you just need to rest and get yourself better.. You've been working your ever-lovin heiney off for this place, you deserve the break." I'm like "Okay, but I j

Ha Ha Ha
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.' The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred. At other times these unfort

And They All Fall Down!!
LOST TO THE STREETS YOU THINK YOU KNOW A PERSON AND FOR WHAT REASON THEY SAY I'M THIS THEY SAY I'M THAT TIL THE REPITICIOUS SOUND LEAVES TEN RUNNING AND ONE FLAT ON THEIR BACK NO NOT ME IS WHAT THEY REPLY UNTIL THEIR IN FRONT OF THE JUDGE WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES NOW THE ONE THAT HOLDS YOUR FATE STARTS THE INQUISITION YOU SAY YOUR NOT A SNITCH YOU SAY YOU WON'T TELL TIL THE FEDS ENTER THE ROOM THEN TO YOUR KNEES YOU FELL SAYING OH WHAT THE HELL I MIGHT AS WELL! JESUS R CALDERON THE INSANE POET A PERSONAL PROPHET OF GOD

Lol
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

Joke
This Year's First Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the Pearly Gates." The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Christmas Season Begins...

Is This Really Ignorant?
THE WORLDS PROBLEM,NOT ONLY YOURS!!!! RECENTLY A VICTIM OF SOME SICK HOAX. A YOUR GIRL TAKES HER LIFE. ONE MORE VICTIM OF MYSPACE ,YET THE PARENTS ARE TO BLAME. FOR NOT BEING DIRECTLY INVOLVED WITH THERE CHILDRENS LIFE AS A FUNTIONAL FAMILY.SOMETIMES I WONDER WHERE IS THIS WORLD HEADED. TO HELL IN A HAND BASKET,OR SHOULD I JUST SAY THE U.S.A.. AN INTERESTING FACT YOU HAVE PEOPLE OUT THERE, WHO ARE REALLY MAD. LIKE A MR.PETERSON WHO MURDERED IS EX-WIVES . ONLY NOW THAT THEY DECIDED TO INVESTIGATE. AFTER ALMOST FOUR YEARS LATER, ONE OF HIS EX-WIFES BODY WAS EXSUMED. THEN WAS NOTICED THAT SHE DID NOT DIE OF AN ACCIDENT. INFACT THAT SHE WAS MURDERED, BY SOMEONE WHO WAS HIRED TO UP HOLD THE LAW.THE WORLD HAS TAKEN TURNS FOR THE WORSE. WE AS THE PEOPLE MUST STAND UP FOR WHAT IS RIGHT. JUST REMEMBER THIS CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE OF US, EVEN TO ANYONE WE LOVE . THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON LIES,MURDER&THEIVERY.THAT SEEMS TO BE A PERPETUAL FORCE IN WHICH THE DEVIL THRIVES. WHEN

What Are You Worth?
WHO AM I TO JUDGE ANYONE ? IT'S SO FUNNY HOW PEOPLE SAY, THAT THEY ARE TRUSTWORTHY. YET THEY NEVER CARRY OUT WITH THEIR CLAIMS. NOW YOU EXPECT ME TO TRUST YOU ? WHY SHOULD I ? PEOPLE DO MANY THINGS TO ACCEPTED. NOW ALL I DO IS ASK WHY. I LEARNED MYSELF,THAT IF YOU GIVE YOUR WORD. THEN IT'S JUST THAT YOUR WORD. WHICH IS A SYMBOL OF YOUR WORTH. SO IF YOUR WORD IS NOTHING, THEN YOUR NOTHING! YOUR WILLING TO GIVE YOUR WORD TO SOMEONE, AND NOT FOLLOW THROUGH. THEN BECOME DISGRUNTLED WHEN THE LOSE FAITH IN YOU . SO WHY WOULD THAT BE? YOU HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF VALUE ,OR SELF WORTH OR YOU WERE LYING FROM THE START. THEN WHEN CONFRONTED. JUST PREPARE FOR THE EXCUSES,AND HEAD FOR HIGH GROUND. TAKE PRECAUTION KNOWING YOU WILL BE OVERCOME WITH THEM. LETS ALL PRAY FOR THE WORLD, IN THE NAME OF GOD. AMEN. JESUS R CALDERON THE INSANE POET A PERSONAL PROPHET OF GOD

Stand Up And Open Your Mouths
TO ALL THE FUCKS ON HERE THAT WANT TO TALK SHIT ABOUT ME COME SAY IT TO ME!!!!! IF YOU CANT SHUT YOUR MOUTH CUZ YOU DONT KNOW ME AND YOU JUST WISH YOU DID SO COME STRONG OR SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

G/f Dinner Time..very Nice
You ever wonder to yourself why you keep doing the same shit every year for the longest time? I kept wondering myself that before I met my girl. Like why do I even bother going to Christmas or Turkey day when my mom doesn't even go. Or my sister is like living with her "fiance" parents? So as much as I would like her to come with me to my aunts. Its really better to just spend it with her. I hope I don't wear my welcome at her mom's place. Its definitely great to be around her. I'm going there tomorrow for thanksgiving.. So I give thanks to meeting her. Thanks for her putting a smile on my face. Thankful for her letting me into her life when a million other guys would love to be with her. Her height, her eyes, her long dark brown curly hair, her smooth lips, and the way she lifts her eyebrow when ..well .. its like those Viagra commercial when they say "when the moment is right"? lol something like that... My dad is still having knee problems. His fluid isn't proper

Flight Roster Update 2.0
OFFICIAL 2007 FOC RADIO PROGRAM GUIDE AND SCHEDULE monday through friday (all times eastern) 6am - 9am: Open Air show description: Variety 9am - Noon: Open Air show description: Variety Noon - 3pm: Critical Mass w/ DJ Foxy Bitch show description: Join DJ Foxy Bitch for the best rock, rap, hip-hop, alternative, female rock and pop, techno, dance, and your requests as you hit critical mass!! 3pm - 6pm: Lolita's Asylum w/ DJ Gothic Lolita show description: Are you ready to be locked in the asylum? The beautiful and sexy DJ Gothic Lolita brings you the 3 most eclectic hours on FOC radio, as she spins show tunes, movie tunes, rock, rap, gothic rock and metal, the best female rock, and your requests, if you ask nicely...lol! Always edge of your seat suspense. 6pm - 9pm: DJ Sass's Crazy Train w/DJ Sass show description: Holla at your boy!! DJ Sass hits the FOC airwaves with the best old and new school rap and hip-hop, rock, and your requests. Jump aboard this

Empty Chairs 2
As I pack for my trip home, I was kinda reflecting on last years blog, and sighing a bit at how much has happenned but how little has changed. Altho, I will encounter old chums still drudging around the nieghborhood, and know that I am fathoms more successful than 95% of my hometown, I will still come away wondering if I have filled my potential, as they all will have imagined more from me, because of my history there. At the same time, I will enjoy the repreive of being there, the rat race of my everyday life evaporating for a few days, and wrapping myself in the calm warmth and simplicity that my family so effortlessly makes me feel. But many of the old ghosts of my disposition still haunt and are highlighed by being around those that I cannot hide them from. (this will make sense in last years blog) http://fubar.com/blog/12674/99667 But I will try to soak up the soul searching and its benefits of clarity. My brother and I are going to fry a turkey at my moms new house, a

Give Me A Break
I am sorry people but I hate being single again. The dating scene in my area really bites the big one. Why is it that a girl can't go out and have fun without some guy thinking she wants to get fucked????????? And why when you're going through a divorce does it give every perverted asshole the right to hit on you and tell you how beautiful you are and that they have exactly what you need???????? I am so sick of my soon to be ex husband's so called friends hitting on me and thinking its okay..one of them is even is best friend in the world. My ex and him think of each other as brothers...what does a girl have to do to get some respect be a bitch and tell everyone to just fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????

2007 Nfc East Standings And Scores
NFC East Standings Cowboys 9-1 Giants 7-3 Redskins 5-5 Eagles 5-5 2007 Scores Cowboys vs. Giants W 45-35 Cowboys @ Dolphins W 37-20 Cowboys @ Chicago W 34-10 Cowboys vs. Rams W 35-7 Cowboys @ Bills W 25-24 Cowboys vs. Patriots L 48-27 Cowboys vs. Vikings W 24-14 Cowboys @ Eagles W 38-17 Cowboys @ Giants W 31-20 Cowboys vs. Redskins W 28-23 Cowboys vs.Jets - -

A Story Me Friend Wrote
I lay there in my bed.. just past midnight. The cold night breeze kisses my warm skin.. the tiny hairs on the back of my neck stand on end.. sleeping.. dreaming.. and you hovering in.. as if in a cloud of air.. standing above my bed.. you can hear the pulsating of my heartbeat.. and you can smell the warm blood that are in the veins that are so apparent. You lean in.. move my hair away from my swanlike neck.. placing your fangs upon my flesh.. piercing the skin and drinking of my essence..almost to the last drop of crimson.. then you stand up.. wipe the last drop from your cold lips.. feeling my life intertwine with yours..the feeling is almost overwhelming.. but you leave backing into the shadows in whilst you came.. Leaving me alone one again.

Waiting All My Life ( Rascal Flatts )
THIS SONG GOES OUT TO SOMEONE VERY SPECIAL YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE..THANKS FOR BEING THERE TO PICK ME UP WHEN I NEEDED IT THE MOST..AND LETTING ME KNOW THE DARK TIMES WILL PASS AND THE SUN WILL SHINE AGAIN !!!! THIS ONE GOES OUT TO YOU SERGIO !!

Getting To Know Me Better Peeps
No relationships for me, I don’t think I’m physically capable to have my heart taken out again and then peed on and dropped in a jar of sulfuric acid, then ever so "gently" shoved back into my chest...On a lighter side, point is, I'm in all probability cooler then you and more intelligent, if you don’t concur that’s totally fine, that’s why its YOUR opinion, it's entirely fine in this day and age to be wrong. Besides, you almost certainly have been stung by a “jealousfish” at the beach and that’s the explanation for your detestable condition of hating, you need to eat a peanut butter and jealous sandwich cool whip and chill.. I am a freaking lunatic when it comes to partying and having fun. I love the outdoors and the indoors, I can be spontaneous or scheduling. I honestly don’t care what people think and I have NEVER followed the pack… the pack can lick my A**! You can follow me or just be a lunchbox because, well I pretty much rock. I

Consider Other Options
Greetings. There is no such word in this Master's vocabulary as bored, boring, boredom. I forbid My girls to speak or write these words. This moment is final. There are no practice drills. Nobody truly receives a second chance although we might want to pretend its true. We get what we work for. To ignore is proper for online fools who disturb us or degrade us... our profiles ...our pictures. Perhaps your fears of attempting things I discuss within My profile and blogs is more the difficulty you experience... not boredom. Need of attention? Learn from this Master and you will have more to do and plenty to be thankful for each time you take another breath. I am not here to punish or bring pain into anybody's life yet so many believe that is the primary focus of this Lifestyle. Bored to bring painful experiences to yourself? Then I suggest placing your head inside an electric oven while it is turned on "High". This will cause difficulty in your breathing and sw

Speed Traps: Do You Have A Favorite?
http://www.usatoday.com/travel/news/2007-11-20-worst-speed-traps_N.htm Being a motorcyclist that is relatively new, and having taken a safety course, I tend to be a very cautious driver. I have seen more and more cars pulled over lately in my little section of Harrisburg, Pa. Sure enough, they are on the list. I used to be critical of speed traps, but as I ride my motorcycle and have little but a jacket, helmet, and some skin between me and some of the tractor trailers or sports cars whipping past at over 30 miles above the speed limit, cutting me off, and weaving in and out of traffic recklessly, hats off to the police for making hte roads safer.

Christmas
T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse Dad at the whorehouse Mom smokin' grass I had just settled down for a nice piece of ass Then out the lawn there rose such a clatter I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter He came down the chimney like a bat outta hell I knew right away that fat fucker fell He filled the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart that Son of a Bitch blew the chimney apart He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight "Piss on you all and have a hell of a night."

Showing Silver And Blue Love
From Romo to Owens, We've Come A Long Way What a great feeling it is to be a Cowboys fan! Can you believe we are 9-1! We have many reasons to be happy, and very few to complain about. But I have a huge complaint I want to share with all of you. Where is the love? Where is the respect? The Dallas Cowboys have won 9 of their last 10 games. They have more than proven what they can do, and done it with class. But everytime you turn on ESPN or check out news around the internet, they are being bashed. Excuses are being thrown out there, when in reality the Cowboys are definitely the team to beat in the NFC. Tony Romo has been a blessing. He has come in every game and played his heart out. I won't say he hasn't made mistakes, but I dare you to try and give me a time when he didn't get back up and make up for it. He plays with everything he has until the last second of every game. As for certain commentators who say, "Sure, who couldn't succeed with the weapons he has on the field...".

My Sweet Mistress...
Wistful driftings, Mind never at ease, Constant confusion, Depression undending. So many that say they care, So many that throw the "L" word around, They only love when they get something in return. THey only care when it benefits them. Pain is my only true companion, Misery is my only true friend, A knife to cut out the lonliness, A rope to strangle out the rage. Never listening, just saying their own thing. Never caring about the pain I'm in. Giving up on everything, Giving up is the only thing. The only thing left to do, to keep me from coming totally unglued. Death, the sweet release, death my mistress in white, Come to me now my mistress and take me away. (c.)(11/21/07) by KC Zimmerman

10 Worst Name For Movies
10 WORST NAME FOR MOVIES Worst. Titles. Ever. They say you can't judge a book by its cover. Wrong! In honor of "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium," we reveal the worst movie titles of all time By Sean Nelson Special to MSN Movies Every so often, a film comes along with a title so ridiculous, so embarrassing, so indescribably dumb that the whole world stands up to take notice. Mr. and Ms. Moviegoing Public, I present "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium." Disclosure: I haven't seen this film. Confession: I am mildly intrigued by this film's premise, and the special effects it will no doubt generate, because I have a soft spot for corny movies that bring a tear to the eye. Promise: I will never, ever see this film -- not even on an airplane. Why? Because there comes a time when even the most avid film fan feels the need to take a stand against Hollywood's insulting tendency to equate creativity with marketing. Because, based on the trailer, histrionics major Dustin Hoff

Madness
Please take away the madness that circles in my mind.. Though I try to run and hide, they are never far behind. Sadness and despair, things I seem to hold so near.. If I could go just one single day without shedding a tear.. No matter how fast I try and run I can not find escape.. You standing before me with arms wide open is like the heaven's gate.. Your warm embrace and gentle kiss has placed my mind at ease.. Don't leave my side, just hold me tight, of this I beg you please..

Pushing Others Away
In my case, especially now, I don't want to see, hear or talk to anyone. I am set on being all by myself because I feel that no one can understand me. So far I have managed to push away the last of the people who have stuck by me through the years. Personally, I don't care! Not now at least. No one understands me, not even my self. This really sucks. I hate feeling like this. I feel it when it comes..the depression. Lately, I just would like to wither away. However, there is at least one ounce in my body that choses not to give up. I NEED to know that I will see a brighter day. Its what has allowed me to stay alive. I don't know if people will read this and in someway its not for them but for me. I have no one to talk to.

Handcuff Crew
My wrestling persona is based upon the maniac known as Charles Manson.Thus Mike Manson was created and I use this with humor when performing. Now on Fubar, the handcuff crew isnt for NSFW pics nor am I that perverted. If I find one I WILL ask before ripping and once in awhile to friends I will ask for a pic depiction of this theme. People I am a happily married man of 21 years and this isnt a ploy to find a kinky lady out there. Just done with humor and some flirtation. Anyway, if you took time to read this I thank you and dont be shy with the handcuffs now.*wink*

If You Think So, Please Read On
Call for a Department of Peace December 3 - 7, 2007 NATIONAL ACTION! From Monday, December 3rd through Friday, December 7th, Americans of all generations will unite to telephone the offices of our Federal House of Representatives every 30 minutes to "Call for a Department of Peace!" We must act now. The impact of violence on Americans of all ages is too painful and costly, and the opportunities for peace are too great. We must make it known that all of us, from all generations, Call for a Department of Peace! By calling every 30 minutes for a week, we make it known that the Department of Peace is of importance to our congressional districts. See below to sign up for one time slot, and how to organize your friends, family, and network to do the same! ACT NOW! To join this action, visit: www.callforadepartmentofpeace.org. Follow the simple instructions to find your Member of Congress' "action page" and sign up for one 30-minute timeslot to call your House Represe

Skies Full Of You.
Autumn leaves will soon fade to snow,And lush lawns will lose their green glow.Fall scents die out and chilly winds beckon to blow.But even as seasons change, you're with me where ever I go.So, before winter beings, here are a few things you should know:Temperatures drop and things can get cold, but,You'll stay warmer with happy thoughts of friendly bliss,Think back fondly on those who you miss.Yes, you will most definitely stay warmer this way,Remember the times we used to laugh all day.You'll stay warmer with happy thoughts of friendly bliss,And I'll stay warm wrapped in memories of you.As it gets colder, things start to go numb like fingers and toes, but,

Lesson Learned
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks: " Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"

Nice Guy
wanna meat a really nice guy well here is is he returns all love and plus he a great guy to know...i should now cause i stalk him...HERE THE DEAL THE FIRST PERSON TO RATE 200 OF HIS PICS WILL GET A PIMP GIFT FROM ME BOB WILL LET ME KNOW WHO IT IS!! FuBob SoonToBeGodfather@ fubar

Happy Thanksgiving
This is the time of the year for all of us to sit back and reflect on our accomplishments of the past 11 months and look back to also see our new friends. If you haven't done so it is a good idea to do it now before it is to late. No, the worlds not going to end, at least I haven't been told that it is. But if you haven't thought of some of the things that you should be thankful for I suggest that you do it tonight. Make a list of the things you are thankful for this year and put it where you can find it next year and do the same thing and then go back and see if there is anything different or anything that you have left out. I can make my list right now. 1) I am thankful that I can wake up and breath for another day. 2). I am thankful for the many blessings that God has given me this year. 3). I am thankful that I am in reasonably good health. 4). I am thankful for my friends in real life and my friends on the internet. They are all very important to me. 5). I am thankful tha

Twiizted74 Knows How To Steal A Piece Of My Heart
Ok people....take note: twiizted74 KNOWS HIS WAY TO THE FRONT OF MY LINE! HERE is his beautiful friend request: "a really nice FR huh ?? ok, lets try this. I'm not looking for friends that are breathtaking (which of course u are) or just have their looks. id like to find sum that can think, chat, and just ramble about anything. id like to just be able to chat away and forget about everything else and just laugh and have fun. ike i said im a horrible flirt, so be warned ;) i love making ppl smile and laugh and I'm sure urs is worth the challenge. id love to see if i can live up to ur trust and friendship, but in teh end its up to u. id love the chance to get to know u better."

A New Age
it was the age of discovery dint know if you would if it was understandable but must break connection am watched very close for the age of discovery it was caught in the teens break ties so blogs stay much to everyones delight the blogs are available for all to see but not to add for the hundred will not grow maybe your memories are supplied by the blogs such memories we have there will always be there

11/21/07
"Shopping is dangerous for you right now. It won't cause any physical harm, but you are seriously at risk of buyer's regret. Have a sensible friend or coworker tag along to keep you grounded." Are you kidding?? Shopping is my favorite sport. :-( Sad.

Thank You All...
My friends..new and old...I am so thankful that you have chose to cross my path for a time in this all to short life...I know some of you must move on into your own path, but I do hope some of you stay for a long time...quoting a line from the movie 'Casper The Friendly Ghost' ...."Can I keep you?"....lol...and yes I had children and now grandchildren...so I get the pleasure of seeing all the kiddie films! Light and Love Always, Paulette

Meth Poem
I destroy homes, I tear families apart, take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember I'm easily found, I live all around you - in schools and in town I live with the rich; I live with the poor, I live down the street, and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab, but not like you think, I can be made under the kitchen sink. In your child's closet, and even in the woods, If this scares you to death, well it certainly should. I have many names, but there's one you know best, I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is crystal meth. My power is awesome; try me you'll see, But if you do, you may never break free. Just try me once and I might let you go, But try me twice, and I'll own your soul. When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie, You do what you have to -- just to get high. The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charm

Happy Thanksgiving!!
I want to wish a very very Happy Thanksgiving to all my fubar family, friends, and fans!!! May you have a wonderful day with those you love. Remember if you have that special someone in your life, make sure you let them know how thankful you are to have them in your life. For those of you like me (sadly single) keep the faith, our day will come when we can be thankful as well. I'm thankful to have met you all and have you in my life!!! love and kisses Bren

New Traditions
Because of the fact that I no longer have parents, my best friend and I cook for those who are in the same boat. If you are one of those people and would like to come to dinner tomorrow, we would enjoy having you join our non traditional family. I will be serving dinner at my house at 6pm. My house is NOT the palace it once was but the hearts are warm, loving and giving to those who wish to join. Please send me a reply to this if you would like to join us. To those of you that have lots of family, have a blessed Thanksgiving with them. To those of you that are nerves in the face of being with "those" family members, enjoy what little time they are obnoxiously alive. With love to all my friends and family, Happy Thanksgiving! Clara aka The Goddess CoverDBabe

Live Webcam : Looking For Spectators
I will tribute another cutie soon, I will do it live on my webcam. Let me know if you want to watch, just send me a message with your Yahoo Messenger ID. Otherwise, check my galleries! :) - Some skin for friends album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Shots Gallery album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Made for Me album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Tribute album (must be FRIEND over 18) Kisses Nice Boy PS: Comments on my pictures and videos are also welcome :) Below, you can see what to expect:

I Need Comments Bombers Plz Help
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Tenjooberrymuds
This is the kind of misunderstandings I have to go through every day of my life here - - you should feel sorry for me..! By the time you read through this you will understand TENJOOBERRYMUDS... In order to get by in America nowadays we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room service: Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." RS: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" G: uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs." RS: "Ow July den?" G: ".....What??" RS: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?" G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... scrambled, please." RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?" G: "Crisp will be fine." RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?" G: "What?" RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?" G: "I...don't think so." RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes

Happy Thanksgving
We at the Iron Horse Saloon wanted to wish everyone a happy thanksgiving from our house to yours. So be safe and be thankful for all your love you have. (repost of original by '"MG"~ head promoter 4 IHS' on '2007-11-21 16:39:01') (repost of original by '~SEXI DJ ~R/L PROPERTY OF TECELOTE ~ IRON HORSE LOUNGE ~ AKA IHS ~ READ MY BLOG ~' on '2007-11-21 16:49:19')

Part 3............
that horrible squeak styrofoam coolers make when they're in your back floorboard. that may be the single most annoying noise in history. although i hear air-raid sirens were kinda shitty....... people who use a public restroom but don't flush the toilet. this is especially harsh after you've dropped a deuce. i know bathrooms are really dirty places, just use your foot to flush like i do. nobody wants to get splash-up of your pee......... for a race that always bitches and complains about intolerance and racism, black people are awfully intolerant. the worst is they can be that way with their own people just because their skin is too dark, or even worse......too light. and don't EVEN get me started about how they feel about homosexuals....... people who don't know what the fast lane is for. if someone comes up behind you, kindly move over into the other lane as soon as you safely can. even if you're going over the speed limit, be nice and get the f**k outta the way. and if you

Firehouse - Love Of A Lifetime
Comment on this video! More videos at myYearbook If you find your love of a lifetime,Cherish them,Love them completely, Communicate with them about everything, Never let them go...... Cause that kind of Love is rare,Your Soulmate

Bowling Balls
Two Mexicans are riding along Pacific Coast Highway on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back with their bike will he take them and he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough the Highway Patrol pulls him over for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies jokingly-- "Mexican eggs". The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He gets on his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatch

Please No One Else Get Sick Lol!!!!
Wow what a bizarre couple of weeks I've had. My Grandfather is back in hospital after a bad fall. His Emphysemia is advancing at a rapid pace, his panic attacks are more frequent. And they are even talking this time of IF he comes out...... Then my uncle had a stroke, and was unable to swallow or speak, or walk properly. So he is in hospital also. The swallowing part is getting slightly better, so he may be able to eat puree's for the rest of his life now rather than be fed through a tube. He had a fall in the hospital also when they left him unattended in the shower. Nice hospital system we have here eh?..... Then my big sister had to fly down last Sunday to undergo a series of biopsies on unknown lumps on her body.... She left yesterday. THEN on Monday I took a bad fall at the Rec Centre my son does Karate at. There was a massive puddle of water on the lino just off the carpeted area. Down I went, purposefully onto my knees to try to prevent my hip from shattering on

Season Here Again
its turkey day alot have alot to be thankful except maybe the turkey i pray that i find you full of health for this year which is almost over i am thankful that i am fine and full health and so is my family paulo and gregory are bad as ever as much as two boys mom and dad still terrorize me pushing in different direction but thankful for their direction even if i dont like it maybe sound judgement happy thanksgiving

*costello Calls To Buy A Computer From Abbott*
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on.. If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on First?" might have turned out something like this: *COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT* ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I ne

Wrong
Sometimes I feel something is wrong with me All I do is cry I can't stop this pain All I want to do is disappear. Something must be wrong with me I feel so much Emotions run wild Confusion blinds me Makes me feel lost inside Is something wrong with me? All these unwanted an terriable things Deep inside me Always there Never fading away Wrong Wrong, Something must be wrong. I can't stop these thoughts What the pain drives Turns my stomach Hurting Sometimes I think something is truly wrong within me. With only one way out. One way to end the pain. One way to sooth the soul.

Slipping Away
Everyday is starting to be the same thing over and over again. I get up go to work come home get on the net for a few minutes then go to bed. I really don't have anything else going on other than that. Just seem to be loosing grip on reality. Someone shake me awake before I slip away

Nascar Lounge Now Open
A friend of mine opened a new lounge called the Nascar Deluxe Lounge. Come check it out. We are also looking for help. Just ask Dale Jr. (he is the owner) you can find his profile in my family section. Check us out, join and have a good time!! Hope to see you all there.

If That Ain't The Blues
IF THAT AIN'T THE BLUES By WILLY SENKIWSKY 3/25/04 10:00 PM, C-Harp, Key of G, 16-Bar Shuffle from the 1V Inspired by, and my tribute to, David Allen Coe's "If That Ain't Country" "All my life I broke the rules Still do now I sing songs like this! If that ain't the Blues, Tell me what the hell it is?" Chorus 1 "If that ain't the Blues then hot is cold And a new born baby is already too damn old! This diamond on my pinkie must be glass. If that ain't the Blues I will kiss your ass! Hey mama I need more brews To some I'm a bum I prefer white trash! Okay if that ain't the Blues, Sweetheart I will kiss your ass! When you're down with nothin' to lose, And she left you waitin' in the rain! Hell if that ain't the Blues, Then Sadam must be my name!" Chorus than Instrumental Break "Okay baby pass me the booze. The music I love ain't played on a banjo! Well, if that ain't the Blues, Then I really don't know!" Chorus 2 "If that ain't the Blues then Muddy got

Sexiest Man On Fubar Contest
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EACH AND EVERYONE FOR COMMENTING ME IN THE SEXIEST MAN ON FUBAR CONTEST WITHOUT YOU GUYS AND GIRLS I COULDNT HAVE DONE IT I FINISHED SECOND ALSO WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY FAMILY THE DEVILS OWN NIGHTHAWK BOMBRES EVERYONE OF YOU GUYS AND GIRLS YOU ROCK AND A SPECIAL THANKS TO MY VERY OWN PERSONAL FRIEND AND GRAPHIC DESIGHNER MRST. FOR HER DEDICATION AND HARD WORK AND TO SULTRY THE HOST FOR RUNNING A NO NONSENSE CONTEST UNTIL THE NEXT ONE PIECE

Models??
hey ppl....im a resident plastic n general surgeon....just hopin to find some models for my work...for modeling...or even some advice or commments...contact me...or if willin to chat... jawwad316@yahoo.com is my id...take care..

Tattoo Contest
ok this is the way we are gonna do this since this is a holiday weekend i will start the tatt contest on monday at 12noon my time so be sure to tell all your friends that you are in this contest and if others would like to join this contest please let me know before monday i will not take any new entries after 10pm on sunday this contest is based on rates only not a comment bomb contest your friends may comment the pic but will not count ok lets have some fun

My Thoughts For The Night
I shall wake up with a song of gratitude in my heart. I will thank the angels for the miraculous process of life that I notice vibrating all around me. I am glad to be alive, I feel blessed by the angels each day. and i feel blessed to have all of you as my friends may you all have a life time of happness (((((HUGGS))))) to all HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL FROM THE WORMTH OF MY HOME TO YOURS BLESSED BE TO ALL

Recruiting!@!
We're trying to get more bombers in our Family to make us an even more effective Bombing Family than we already are!! Since I've been with them we've won every contest we've been in and we have a lot of fun while bombing....and best of all....you won't be bombing the same people over and over so just click on the Spanker Family Icon and leave them a message telling them that FatBoy sent you...MuchLuv2All!! `//The Spankers Club//`@ fubar

I So Love Squeeze
If I didnt love you Id hate you Watching you play in the bath A soap suds stickle back navy A scrubbing brush landing craft Your skin gets softer and warmer I pat you down with a towel Tonight its love by the fire My mind goes out on the prowl If I if I if I if I if i If I didnt love you Id hate you Im playing your stereogram Singles remind me of kisses Albums remind me of plans Tonight its love by the fire The wind plays over the coals Passionate looks are my fancy But you turn the look into stone If I didnt love you Would you sit and glow by the fire If I didnt love you Would you make me feel so Maybe love me Oh if I didnt love you If I didnt love you Id hate you Cocoa mugs sit side by side Its time to poke at the fire But its not tonight Looks I find Taking a bite on a biscuit The record jumps on a scratch Tonight its love by the fire The door of your loves on the latch If i, if i, if i Didnt, didnt, didnt Love you, love you, love you

Slap And Tickle
She was frigid like a bible When she met her boyfriend michael He took her in his zephyr They sat like salt and pepper Looking out across the city From lovers leap is pretty The lights they flick and flutter He told her how he loved her Next night he called for her But dad protected daughter And told him she was poorly A lie was told there surely So michael felt rejected This wasnt quite expected He drove off to his local Where he felt anti-social She cried all night at missing The boy she could be kissing While he was falling over He drunk himself back sober And went home in a taxi And crashed out in the back seat He slept just like a baby Which he hadnt done just lately He saw her in the morning Out with his sister pauline She felt all shy and soppy He acted cool and cocky He said tonight at charlies Theres going to be a party Ill meet you at half seven She visualised the heaven If you ever change your mind Which you do from time to time Never ch

Mmmmm...spank Me!!
We're trying to get more bombers in our Family to make us an even more effective Bombing Family than we already are!! Since I've been with them we've won every contest we've been in and we have a lot of fun while bombing....and best of all....you won't be bombing the same people over and over so just click on the Spanker Family Icon and leave them a message telling them that FatBoy sent you...MuchLuv2All!! `//The Spankers Club//`@ fubar

My Husband Is Forcing Me To Do This!!
We're trying to get more bombers in our Family to make us an even more effective Bombing Family than we already are!! Since I've been with them we've won every contest we've been in and we have a lot of fun while bombing....and best of all....you won't be bombing the same people over and over so just click on the Spanker Family Icon and leave them a message telling them that FatBoy sent you...MuchLuv2All!! `//The Spankers Club//`@ fubar

Surprise
So I am on my computer and hit the history because I needed to get back to a site -- I find this site - and to my surprise I notice that my fiance is a member. Eric 'Sober_Irishman' Wonner - I was rather surprised to see that he was trolling for women here. Well lets just say that I am less than pleased but two can play at the same game. With the only difference that unlike him I don't have "the gift that keeps on giving" so ladies if you want to know about it - let me know I will gladly share my story. Gentleman I am a professional, fun loving, carefree female with no strings. I live in Grand Island NY and anywhere in the Buffalo area works for me. Looking forward to getting to know you.

I'd Love To Spank You!!
We're trying to get more bombers in our Family to make us an even more effective Bombing Family than we already are!! Since I've been with them we've won every contest we've been in and we have a lot of fun while bombing....and best of all....you won't be bombing the same people over and over so just click on the Spanker Family Icon and leave them a message telling them that FatBoy sent you...MuchLuv2All!! `//The Spankers Club//`@ fubar

Tattoos
OK, I’m getting a little bored with this page so I thought I would ask some questions to some things I have been thinking about…..I got a tattoo back in June….but I have been thinking about getting another one….but I wanted to ask ya'll where you think the most sexiest place on a woman is....what kind of tattoo do you like to see on a woman?

To Whom It May Concern! A Must Read!
If you have a problem with me or my page come to me first I am very easy to get along with. but to miss one pic out of over 100 is not but human! But You go right on and tell. For I can do the same and believe me I see alot that are NSFW! and I just let it be. I try to be kind as I am allowed to be to everyone but sorry but I am sick of ppl. reporting me for trying to be a lady and yet to put up semi dirty art to please some of my friends.Sorry that I am not a damn whore! Sorry that i do not IM with strangers. Sorry that I do not do phone sex. sorry that i do not cam. but I will never be sorry that I am a lady...This is very hard for anyone to do. There are plenty of whores and the likes for all , can I not just be myself without all the fuss? I am sick of getting cussed out for not talking dirty or showing you myself nude? Get a dang life and if you do not like me sorry but just pass me by and find one that you do like. there are over a million ppl. on this site and I do not wish to k

General
lifes too short to let people get to you. just gotta see whats in front of you and enjoy life for what its worth. not gonna be here forever. we all have our hard times and are good times just need to figure out what needs to see what needs to be done and go for it. wanna go for whats best for you. don't let people put ya down walk all over you, control ya. don't need to deal with assholes. all guys are assholes unless they prove you wrong and thats how ya need to think of things.

This Thanksgiving
Every Thanksgiving my family and I sit around after dinner and tell what we are thankful for. So while I am busy making pies and such I was thinking about what I am thankful for and so much came to mind. I have so much to be thankful for this year..Though I have had my share of turmoil this past year I am so thankful that despite all the setbacks I feel they help mold the person I am and continue to be. I feel we are always learning and changing and these life lessons are what makes us as a person. My dad came home today and I am so thankful to have him still around when most don't have anyone. I am thankful for my kids though they drive me batty at times..LOL I am thankful for my wonderful friends, my family, basically my life! The list could go on and on what I am thankful for. No matter how difficult it can get sometimes, I am thankful because despite the setbacks my life is filled with very beautiful people. It is my hope that everyone has a great day tomorrow, whether it just

Splendid Hurt.
"Love is a many splendid thing." BULLSHIT! Love tore my heart out and showed it to me before my soul died. Love is only Hurt behind a mask. Cupid is only a demon is disguise ready to shoot us with his poisoned arrow. When will love be splendid? When will it finally leave my heart in one piece? Love is a fifty story building I have fallen from one too many times. When will I stop falling? Falling in love...

10. Capricorn - The Passionate Lover
1. ARIES - The Liar (the Ram - 21 March - 19 April) * Outgoing. * Lovable. * Spontaneous. * Not one to mess with. * Funny. * EXCELLENT kisser. * EXTREMELY adorable. * Loves relationships. * Addictive. * Loud. 2. TAURUS - The Tramp (the Bull - 20 April - 20 May) * Aggressive. * Loves being in long relationships. * Likes to give a good fight for what they want. * Extremely outgoing. * Loves to help people in times of need. * GOOD kisser. * GOOD personality. * Stubborn but a caring person. * One of a kind. * Not one to mess with. * Usually are the most attractive people. 3. GEMINI - Irresistible (the Twins - 21 May - 21 June) * Nice. * Love is one of a kind. * Great listener. * Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. * Trustworthy. * Always happy. * Loud. * Best in bed * Talkative. * Extremely random and proud of it. * Outgoing. * VERY Forgiving. * Loves to make friends. * Has a beautiful smile. * Generous. * Strong. *

Sex
If you don't repost this, you will be single until you're 45. [No joke] [Makeout] - You're taken [High] - You're confused [snortin smarties!] - You like someone but not sure how they feel about you [Naked] - You're taken and loving it [Drunk] - You're single and don't like it [Bloody Rose] - You're about to give up and hate life [Alcohol] - There's no point in liking the person you like [Weed] - You're just taking life as it comes [Boobs] - Your'e a ninja [Kissing] - You like someone and they like you but you're not going out [sex] - You're just looking for hook-ups. [Something good will happen to you at 11:00

No Thxgivz For Me
Yeah, we have no turkey not that we intended to cook one because i forgot what year it was but that didn't go so well. LOL But I mean it's just chill time but this year I'm working. Yeah, that's right: working! lol it's going to suck bc no one is going to go buy fucking coffee since no one has work and everyones sleeping in and then cooking blah blah. (I work at Dunkin Donuts, ;)) Ehh well I'm not really mad i'm working just that it's going to be slow and i'm going to be standing there when i could be sleeping lol but i know me and josi will be chatting up a storm all day. her and her wild nasty self. I'll teach her Spanish and I'll have her teach me Portugese LOL aye santo dios i'm also getting mad bc my manager keeps having me do dishes and my hands are getting dry from the sanitizer stuff we use. and the clorox shit too. but at least my nails aren't chipped or else i would be getting mad hahahahahaha also i took a nap today and my dog woke me up and i'm like wtf and m

A Circus Called 'life'.
"Make love, not war." BULLSHIT! Love hate forever for it is within us all to have the legacy of freedom beneath us is a Hell condemned to a life of justice for those who rape and murder get a death of glory to spend all enternity with a God! Confused? Why? We live and breathe confusion. Our sorry lives are a muddled up mess of ropes which we are bound by, locked up in a cage where we are all just a part of this freak show in a circus called 'Life'. (Again, interperate this how you wish. We all have different views.)

How To Save On Gas
Here at the Kinder Morgan Pipeline where I work in San Jose, CA we deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline. One day is diesel the next day is jet fuel, and gasoline, regular and premium grades. We have 34-storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons. Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground the more dense the gasoline, when it gets warmer gasoline expands, so buying in the afternoon or in the evening....your gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and the temperature of the gasoline, diesel and jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products plays an important role. A 1-degree rise in temperature is a big deal for this business. But the service stations do not have temperature compensation at the pumps. When you're filling

A Whore's Tale.
Another, damnit! The sound of her flesh being pierced by needles, the smell of warm drugs, the stench of hot, raw sex. Mascara ran from her eyes, another dollar made. "Come in!" she'd cry as another approached. The man... the animal... trousers already down to his knees. Fifty dollars thrown into her face as the sinner requested her services. She was broken, nothing more than a tool for lust. Another one gone, some more went up. A sixteen year old girl, trapped within abuse. The eyes of society baring down apon her. Why? Because she was a victim? Nothing more than a corrupted innocence. Who was to blame? Not the men that bought her every night.. Not the drugs that alienated her. It certainly wasn't her fault. Then who? No one would dare look any closer at the very man that gave her life, who raised her. That same man who taught her morals and principles... a man she once called Father...

Stinkeyeradio.com
Come Join Our Team!! Stinkeye Radio is currently looking to fill the following positions: DJs - No experience needed, we will train you! Must be outgoing and like music! Advertisement - Must be outgoing, A people person, and willing to advertise online and in public! Lounge Greeter - You must have or get FuBar, Just greet people as they enter the lounge! Security - Experience prefered! If interested please go to stinkeyeradio.com and fill out the application or contact me!

Differant Kinds Of Sex
There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU" COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

I See You.
He was built like a machine - a man made to kill. "A heartless beast without a soul." Were the words he used to describe himself. He'd say the words she'd always want to hear, but did he mean them? Love was a waste of his life. It was nothing more than a man-made dream. He bought her roses just to watch them die. Why did he hang around if love was nothing more than a waste of his breath? Why would he use words.. meaningless words just to make her cling tighter? People saw his charade and believed the whole fucking lot. But what was ignored? Something deep inside him was found by someone who had her own secrets. The beast.. the synical beast was mearly a frightened boy wrapped in a Soldier's costume. The questions were answered. Day by day, he would play games, tell fake words - not for his own spiteful pleasure, but simply to make her smile... (Just written about some guy I recently met.. He's a mysterious character..)

Laugh For November 21
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went. "Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said the daughter. "Did it not taste good?" her mother asked. "I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"

Quote For November 21
The most terrible poverty is loneliness, and the feeling of being unloved. -- Mother Teresa of Calcutta Bonus Quote: Language... has created the word "loneliness" to express the pain of being alone. And it has created the word "solitude" to express the glory of being alone. -- Paul Tillich

This Weekend
I just wanted to say to all my friends on here (especially Huntress), Have a safe and happy Thanksgiving weekend. for those of you shopping the day after turkey, good luck on those red hot deals. Be safe, Your bud, Marc

God Is Watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

The Game Is Called Life
This world is full of madness hatred runs wild in the streets Trying to keep my head above the water But sinking into the darkness deep You cant tell whos words flow with truth and which bitches are running game And if ya' think this chick is fooled motherfucker your sadly mistaken because your eyes show that your flow is lame. This isnt my first go 'round I've been down that road before and think twice before messin with me I'll knock you out flat on the floor. This chick dont come in second to anyone else but me Gotta look out for NUMBER ONE. I wont be blind by no more lies so open your eyes and see. My wisdom spoken in rhyme comes from experience and knowledge and its more than you know. Ive been runnin loose in the streets and showin my smarts with my flow. No matter what shit comes in life remember this life is hard...and that is the way it goes. Learning from mistakes and seeing what lies in front. living day to day cuz what happens tomorrow noone knows.

Circulation
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

Three Trivia Facts For November 21
According to National Geographic, Mt. Everest grows about 4 millimeters a year: the two tectonic plates of Asia and India, which collided millions of years ago to form the Himalayas, continue to press against each other, causing the Himalyan peaks to grow slightly each year On this date in 1837: Thomas Morris of Australia skips rope 22,806 times Dishabiliophobia is the fear of undressing in front of someone.

Class Picture
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

White Hair
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The Ten Commandments
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

What God Looks Like
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

Jonah And The Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

Happy Thanksgiving!!!
Just wishing all my Family, Friends, and Fans a Very Happy Thanksgiving. Hope your holiday is filled with happiness and lots and lots of turkey…lol Holiday Wishes Brought to you by: ♥ sTaRr ♥ of ~The Graveyard Family~&~FuWifey of Kat~@ fubar

I Am Who God Say I Am.... I Can Do What God Say I Can Do
hi everyone just putting this together and just want let you know i am not looking for girlfriend, I have wonderful lady in my life and were very happy together, just looking to make friends... drop me line or 2 thanks dennis

A Song About ~life~
"100 years" by FIVE FOR FIGHTING I'm 15 for a moment caught in between 10 & 20! and i'm just dreaming! counting the ways to where you are! I'm 22 for a moment!she feels better than ever! and we're on fire making our way back from mars! 15 there's still time for you! time to buy and time to lose! 15,there's never a wish better then this,when you only got 100 YEARS to LIVE! I'm 33 for a moment still the man,but you see I'm a they, a kid on the way, a family on my mind! Im 45 for a moment! the sea is high And I'm heading into a crisis chasing the years of My life! 15 there's still time for time to buy,time to lose your self within a morning star! 15 I'm all right with you! 15, there's never a wish better then this,when you only got 100 YEARS to LIVE! Half time goes by suddenly your Wise another blink of a eye 67 is gone! THE SUN IS GETTING HIGH! WE'RE moving on.......... I'm 99 for a moment, DYING for just another moment,and I'm just dreaming ,counting the ways to wher

Have A Great Holiday.
Hope you all have a great and safe holiday. Send me love when you can. I'm still somewhat taking a vacation from fubar, if any of you want to join me in the online games that have been keeping me away from here, I will post the links to join me. Or you can just go to them cause I get some points for mugging you or biting you or whatever, lol. Love you all and will be back more after I take care of stuff. nuttinbuttsexxy http://s2.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=113296 http://s2.darkpirates.com/c.php?uid=68962 http://s2.battleknight.co.uk/index.php?loc=hire&ref=ODc2MTY1 http://s4.gladiatus.com/game/c.php?uid=74785 http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=td43npus http://ceti.astroempires.com/?ref=C.51802 http://world7.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=113028923 http://world3.techwarrior.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=99040782 http://world5.knightfight.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=115350875 This one is my Pimp Slap link, just in case you want to be Pimp Slapped, lol. http://www.pimp-world.com/sl

Be All You Can Be
I am looking at me and I love my soon to be husband. Every waking moment I am alive I love him more and more....But I feel lost. I wonder why he wants me? When I feel like I am crazy? But i love him for every ounce of me and inch of me. He came in at a bad time a stuck by me every inch of the way. So he dropped the bomb that he is leaving for basic sometime.... and it tore me apart because I love him and although i have faith he will make it and be all he can be. I fear he will be a changed man and not want me. But i know he loves me. And it makes it hard cause we just got engaged....

"jimi Hendrix " Biography
In his brief four-year reign as a superstar,Jimi Hendrix expanded the vocabulary of the electric rock guitar more than anyone before or since. Hendrix was a master at coaxing all manner of unforeseen sonics from his instrument, often with innovative amplification experiments that produced astral-quality feedback and roaring distortion. His frequent hurricane blasts of noise and dazzling showmanship -- he could and would play behind his back and with his teeth and set his guitar on fire -- has sometimes obscured his considerable gifts as a songwriter, singer, and master of a gamut of blues, R&B, and rock styles. When Hendrix became an international superstar in 1967, it seemed as if he'd dropped out of a Martian spaceship, but in fact he'd served his apprenticeship the long, mundane way in numerous R&B acts on the chitlin circuit. During the early and mid-'60s, he worked with such R&B/soul greats as Little Richard, the Isley Brothers, and King Curtis as a backup guitarist. Oc

Good Karma
TheKarmaQuiz.com - Online Karma Test Click Here! Teagan, Your Karmic Alignment is: Zen Intuition! Score: 16 You have a direct perception of truth. You are very keen and don't use it to take advantage. When you commit positive deeds, you don't do them to get ahead, you do positive deeds simply because it makes you feel good. Your intentions are almost always meant well and all this positive karmaic energy is bound to come back to you in a great way!

Still Alive!!!!
lovely stuff.... Yesterday I found out we were lucky not to be eletrocuted in the shower.... but to the whole story... The electrician came by at about nine, just after I woke up. he fixed the stove for us, but as to the reason the lights and stuff were flickering when we turned stuff on, he had never seen it before... so he called the electric company, and they sent people out... the tested our house connection and the next thing I know they were disconnecting our power out at the pole... one of the guys came over and told me that we had a defect notice on our overhead fuse box (the main box next to the wire that brings the electricity into the house) because it was "burnt out" apparently he only touched the fuse and it fell off... and then he told me that the electricity was coming into the house, but because the fuse was stuffed it wasnt going back out, it was going through our house earth which touches the water pipes... so that could have been interesting... mind you, thi

Off Early
i get to get off early to night instead of getting off at 1 30am i get off at 9pm yay so i get to go home and chill the rest of the night and maybe play blue dragon on the xbox 360 the girls moms boyfriend is getting off early i'm really happy about that :)

Happy Thanksgiving To All
WELL NOT SURE IF I WILL BE ON TOMORROW. HAVE BEEN BAKING ALL DAY. AND THAT IS A CHORE IN ITSELF. LOL...... MY THREE KIDS AND 10 GRANDKIDS WILL BE HERE..AND A FEW FRIENDS.. HAVING BEEN THAWING THE TURKEY OUT ALL DAY WILL BE UP AT 6 IN THE MORNING TO START EVERYTHING. GOT TO GET IT DONE BEFORE THE COWBOY GAME SO I HOPE ALL OF U HAVE A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING. www.commentbaby.comCLICK HERE

Something Cool For Our Troops....
Please do this and pass it on! Something cool that Xerox is doing If you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them...

My Dear Friend
Time after time you were always there Even when i felt like life want fair So these words i say here is to let you know i care I'll be here when life gets to hard to bare No words can explain what you mean to me Your heart, mind, and your compassion these things are what set you apart And dear to my heart I'm blessed to have a friend like you I hope you feel the same way too So take these words, before i part And believe me when i say they come straight from the heart When life gets to hard and you need time to mend Dont worry i'll always be here. proud to cal you a dear friend

607
Well I called my aunt to find out what time we were having thanksgiving dinner tomorrow.. Well I found out that one of my Uncles has been in the hospital. I said what the fuck. I love my dads side of the family to death..But Ya know.. When someone goes in to the hospital with congestive heart failure...They really should have called. I'm slowly starting to dislike my dads side of the family. Ever since he died .. My aunts and uncles have pretty much ignored my mom, brother and myself. It really makes me sad. My aunt was telling me that within a year or two (maybe sooner...) my uncle will end up going on dialysis (sp?). She was also telling me that because of his diabetes, his liver is basically fucked too. *gah!*

Bad News!!!
My Girlfriend can't make it to coming with me for Thanksgiving weekend!!! Bec of Her Father just died from few days ago!!! I just little bit sad but I understand how she feeling!! She just got hard to thinking about me and her father!!! So I offered her coming to her later or soon!!! She still loves me lot!!! Wanted to coming with me all the time!!! Thank you Mike I just moody!!!!

My Heart Cries! Written 11/21/07
My Heart Cries! My Heart cries for the kisses we use to share it cries for the intimacy that is no longer there it cries for the feel of your body against mine it cries from being undesired, the message sent to my mind it cries from the love it holds for you it cries cause it knows no others will do it cries from the lonliness night after night it cries cause it realizes its losing the fight it cries for your light which brightened it's tomb it cries cause without you, it knows its doomed written by Some1special2k

Open 4 Donations
Short and sweet... I go and get my oil changed today, and i find out I;m gonna need 4 new tires within 2,000 miles. I'm a music artists and I travel a lot. On top of that I have a weak ass job, so my question is. Anybody wanna donate some money to my, "Chaotik's 2 broke to afford new tires" fund? lol. I guess I'll figure something out. In the mean time check out my pics comment on um if you like. And uhhh *plug* Checkout my Rap groups music, I'll post the music player and what not. *end plug*

Thanksgiving 2007
Ironically, this is probably going to be the first Thanksgiving I am going to enjoy since I have been back from Iraq. Last Year, was kind of on a down beat note considering I had recently gotten fired by former employer prior to again Ironically 2 days before Veteran's Day(A blessing in its self not having to work with a management made of cowardly and self serving assholes) . There are a lot things to be thankful for : I still have my health. I still can think for myself. I have new job with a good company, making decent money. I have my own place to live. Always room for improvements but those will come in time. I have my family, my sons, and my friends. I have faith that things will work out in the end and for the best. I have been blessed with Gifts and challenges from God and it has given me a rich life that money can not buy. I am in America, the land of the free because it is the home of the brave. While I might be in an endless fruitless chase in the pursu

How I Died In Your Arms!
i never knew that love can save my soul i never tried to open up i've been avoiding getting close to you till now! i see you lying there looking into my eyes i take a deep breathe and i start to hold you you wisper in my ear you love me and want me forever i lost my never i should've never said i gota go walking away from you was the hardest thing i had ever done in my whole life well i got a as far as the drive way thinking i am an asshole, i run back to the front door race up the stairs shouting i'm comming up to you as i get to your bed room i get in the bed and i wisper i love you too she holds me and i died yeah i died in your arms the end

Help If You Want One!
it's easy all you have to do is CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW and comment bomb me 50 times and i will make you a salute and send ya a gift so plz i need all the help i can get so come and show me some love and i'll return the favor..when you are done with the 50 comments send me a PRIVATE MESSAGE NOT A SHOUT OUT! telling me that you are finish!

14 Wing Greenwood
Once in a lifetime, a person comes into your little place in the world that makes such a lasting impression. Sometimes they stay , and sometimes they go. But other times they are snatched away from you at such an untimely moment that it takes your breath away and turns your world upside down. The pain is so great that you wonder if you can inhale again. The ache dulls after some time. The memories inside tend to fade and strenghten. There are pictures and there's the written word. Photos of his children...seeing him going into the defense pose in full hockey gear..walking up the stairs of the Herc and smiling back over his shoulder at me...his green eyes twinkling at me as he posed for the past picture with his long hair. I can still look at those and bring them up in my mind without much effort. The songs that we shared hour after hour still remain on an mp3 player. Great Big Sea...Natalie MacMaster...Ocean Girl. The beginning strains of If Ever You Were Mine still di

So You Know....
I will be shutting off my shoutbox completely very soon. If you need me send a message. I will not discuss anything of a personal nature anymore. I might not even flirt anymore. I stayed up very late last night talking to a great friend of mine. I have been thinking alot lately and with this talk I decided on some things! First of all........... most things cyber related is just that nothing more. So many view this as an escape. We are entitled to live as we choose. When you realize you are not living for you anymore that is when you must change it back. I need to find me all over again. He has always helped me so many times with kind words and comforting my heart and soul. I do hope any and all who read this can find a friend like this. The person on the other side of the screen can be extremely real................ never forget that. I do not know if I will stay on here in the long run or not. I do know I met some nice people on here. One friend tests my nerve a bit, but y

Black Friday
Hello everyone. Let me just start off by saying: Happy Thanksgiving. Not only do i have to work on Thanksgiving but i also have to work the day after Thanksgiving. You know that day known as "Black Friday". I have to be at work @ 5am......yay! Not! I've worked a few of these and they are not fun. Believe me if i didn't have to be at work that day you wouldn't see me anywhere near those places. People are INSANE on that day. I remember one incindent during the whole "Furby Craze". There was this 4 year old boy and he got his Furby. He was so excitied, then out of nowhere this older man; he had to be in his 60's, decided he wanted it so he took it right out of the 4 yr. old boy's hands and said, "it's mine now." Can you believe the nerve of the guy? Well that's all for now. Again, have a safe, and Happy thanksgiving!

Utada - Sanctuary Kingdom Hearts 2 Theme
wonk uoy naht niotceffa erom deen I In you and I there's a new land, Angels in flight wonk uoy naht niotceffa erom deen I My sanctuary, my sanctuary, yeah Where fears and lies melt away Music will tie Wonk uoy naht niotceffa erom deen I What's left of me What's left of me now I watch you fast asleep, All I fear means nothing In you and I there's a new land, Angels in flight wonk uoy naht niotceffa erom deen I My sanctuary, my sanctuary, yeah Where fears and lies melt away Music will tie wonk uoy naht niotceffa erom deen I What's left of me What's left of me snwod dna spu ynam os My heart's a battleground snoitome owt deen I wonk uoy naht niotceffa erom deen I snoitome owt need I You show me how to see, That nothing is whole and nothing is broken, In you and I there's a new land Angels in flight wonk uoy naht niotceffa erom deen I My sanctuary, my sanctuary, yeah Where fears and lies melt away Music will tie wonk uoy naht niotceffa erom deen I

Faye Wong - Eyes On Me Final Fantasy 8 Theme
Whenever sang my songs On the stage, on my own Whenever said my words Wishing they would be heard I saw you smiling at me Was it real or just my fantasy You'd always be there in the corner Of this tiny little bar My last night here for you Same old songs, just once more My last night here with you? Maybe yes, maybe no I kind of liked it your way How you shyly placed your eyes on me Oh, did you ever know? That I had mine on you *Darling, so there you are With that look on your face As if you're never hurt As if you're never down Shall I be the one for you Who pinches you softly but sure If frown is shown then I will know that you are no dreamer So let me come to you Close as I wanted to be Close enough for me To feel your heart beating fast And stay there as I whisper How I loved your peaceful eyes on me Did you ever know That I had mine on you Darling, so share with me Your love if you have enough You're tears if you're holding back Or pain if t

End Of The World?
11/21/07 Dear readers: Well the deceiving Age of Pisces and ALL its religious leaders will in time face the reality of the unavoidable and the end of an era for mankind. The Age of fears, ignorance, imagination and deception is on its way out. The new Age of Aquarius and its promise for the truth, respect, universal love, UFO and Cosmic Consciousness is pushing hard with all the "Neptunian" dirt exposed on a daily base. Back in the Middle East Religious extremists are eliminating themselves at an alarming rate and exiting a destitute life hoping for a better "after life" in paradise. Slowly my prediction for a full re-structure of the Middle East is taking place while America suffers its own (predicted) financial restructure. All is happening and unmistakably taking place each and everyday. The Universal Laws written in light by God himself throughout his Universal creation must be acknowledged and respected by all. The eternal Universal Code has and will alw

Bra Codes Lmao
Bra Codes Which One Do You Have??? AND, just a thought for all the women out there........ MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause............. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?..........And When we have real trouble it's HISterectomy!!!! Send this to all women to have a laugh AND, don't forget to have a mammogram!!!!!!

New Movies.
all i wanted to do last night was go home and sleep. i worked from like 7 to 7 doing camera for "flip that house". which is VERY cool, but i was tired when i was done. my guy kept hittin me up "lets kick it, get food, blah blah blah" (and blah blah blah doesnt mean anything gay you mother fuckers). so we got some purty kickass burgers, and then went to best buy. which is very gay cause i knew id buy something. FIRST! true romance, the super duper collectors directors spoogetastic action version. and it was on sale for only 5 bucks! i said, "fuck yeah." and grabbed it. its usually the one flick i say when someone asks what my favorite is. and ive never had it on DVD. so fuck yeah. SECOND! 28 days later. saw 28 weeks later in the theatre. it was bad as fuck. never saw teh first one though. it was only 10 bucks. so i bought it. i need to watch it again though. i dug it. just wasnt paying all the attention i should have on it cause i was chatting with someone. but i like when the b

Life
you think you could cope with life and yet you ask me whats on my mind so much darkness its so hard to explain theres way too much to see and stay sain for just a little taste and youll soon see enough thats why ive done drugs and all of this fucked up kinda stuff my mind is a terible thing to taste so if you value you life stay the fuck out of my mind try surching your own mind but dont surch to deep cause it is me that youll always find

Anything For You!
Anything For You! Whatever you need to hear Where ever you walk with me Whatever your heart desires As long as together we can be On a hot scorching desert While my feet are burning red Shooting up my veins Cause I see you up ahead On a blistery snowy day My face is dry and cold I would walk the distance So your hands I could hold Exhausted and drained Yet I'd stay up all night Just to watch you sleep Well that's a wondrous sight I would fly the seven seas To get a hug from you Your arms, my favorite place Yes, its absolutely true I've already passed the extreme Passed the normal limit I always want you to be happy Even if you I had to quit I can not change my thoughts Nor can I change my views You said you loved me for me If I changed, me would you refuse I have suffered a lot of pain I've loved you through all the fights I've cried myself to sleep On many long, lonely nights As I think about love I always keep in mind To express my

When I Die
When I die... When I die when my coffin is being taken out you must never think i am missing this world don't shed any tears don't lament or feel sorry i'm not falling into a monster's abyss when you see my corpse is being carried don't cry for my leaving i'm not leaving i'm arriving at eternal love when you leave me in the grave don't say goodbye remember a grave is only a curtain for the paradise behind you'll only see me descending into a grave now watch me rise how can there be an end when the sun sets or the moon goes down it looks like the end it seems like a sunset but in reality it is a dawn when the grave locks you up that is when your soul is freed have you ever seen a seed fallen to earth not rise with a new life why should you doubt the rise of a seed named human have you ever seen a bucket lowered into a well coming back empty why lament for a soul when it can come back like Joseph from the well when for the las

The Borg's Backhanded Compliment, From Species 5618's Point Of View
WE ARE THE BORG. Of all the intelligent species encountered in Star Trek's five television series and ten movies, one stands out not necessarily for its grand accomplishments but rather for its lack of interest to the ever-pervasive Borg. I suspect that name is familiar even to people who've never watched Star Trek; the name for this cybernetically enhanced race has become a synonym in our culture for any all-pervasive influence that absorbs individuals by "assimilating", uses them up, and then discards them. One of the first species the Federation starship Voyager ever encountered in the 1995-2001 run of "Star Trek: Voyager" was the copper-skinned humanoids known as the Kazon who when they weren't fighting Janeway and crew or their former Trabe masters were fighting each other. One former Borg refers to the Kazon as Species 329 (likely indicating they were the 329th race the Borg encountered) and says when the Borg encountered a Kazon colony they found "their biological and tech

When Death Comes
When Death Comes When death comes like the hungry bear in autumn when death comes and takes all the bright coins from his purse to buy me, and snaps his purse shut; when death comes like the measle pox; when death comes like an iceberg between the shoulder blades, I want to step through the door full of curiosity, wondering; what is it going to be like, that cottage of darkness? And therefore I look upon everything as a brotherhood and a sisterhood, and I look upon time as no more than an idea, and I consider eternity as another possibility, and I think of each life as a flower, as common as a field daisy, and as singular, and each name a comfortable music in the mouth tending as all music does, toward silence, and each body a lion of courage, and something precious to the earth. When it's over, I want to say: all my life I was a bride married to amazement. I was a bridegroom, taking the world into my arms. When it's over, I don't want to w

To Be Sung By My Daughter When I Die
"Amazing Grace" Amazing grace, how sweet the sound That sav’d a wretch like me! I once was lost, but now am found, Was blind, but now I see. ’Twas grace that taught my heart to fear, And grace my fears reliev’d; How precious did that grace appear, The hour I first believ’d! Thro’ many dangers, toils and snares, I have already come; ’Tis grace has brought me safe thus far, And grace will lead me home. The Lord has promis’d good to me, His word my hope secures; He will my shield and portion be, As long as life endures. Yes, when this flesh and heart shall fail, And mortal life shall cease; I shall possess, within the veil, A life of joy and peace. The earth shall soon dissolve like snow, The sun forbear to shine; But God, who call’d me here below, Will be forever mine. John Newton, Olney Hymns (London: W. Oliver, 1779)

New
the darkness risess from with in i form a grin the evil thoughts set in a twisted mind one of akind and evil thoughts so divine controlled by an illution of fath A world full of hate and a hope of a new day wher everything is gray the bodies dekay and life faids away the emptyness left in space no human race a blank look left on my face as i find a new place

What I Want Read At My Funeral
The Rose Beyond the Wall Near a shady wall a rose once grew, Budded and blossomed in God's free light, Watered and fed by the morning dew, Shedding it's sweetness day and night. As it grew and blossomed fair and tall, Slowly rising to loftier height, It came to a crevice in the wall Through which there shone a beam of light. Onward it crept with added strength With never a thought of fear or pride, It followed the light through the crevice's length And unfolded itself on the other side. The light, the dew, the broadening view Were found the same as they were before, And it lost itself in beauties new, Breathing it's fragrance more and more. Shall claim of death cause us to grieve And make our courage faint and fall? Nay! Let us faith and hope receive-- The rose still grows beyond the wall, Scattering fragrance far and wide Just as it did in days of yore, Just as it did on the other side, Just as it will forevermore. ~ A. L. Frink

Terminally Ill
T he gift of life is never more or less. E ither days or years are merely moments. R everence remains the source of bliss. M ore memories do not increase remembrance. I f death must early come, then let it be N or more nor less than if it had come late: A part of a much larger mystery, L eaving wind and wisdom in its wake. L onging is the music of our sphere, Y earning for a time past time and space I n which all that we love is ever here, L ove everlasting, which is now our grace, L iving with us more than we can bear.

Tired Of Teaching...
Well...LOL. I am kinda tired. I have been "training" and "teaching" a couple here in Utica about the BDSM lifestyle. They dont seem to understand *AND* they are mostly just after a playmate. So as of today, I am giving it up with them. They do not kno this yet...but they will. Sure...I like playmates...however...when things are agreed upon, you expect what they are agreeing to. I gave them resources online and shown them things...still no go. Its more "fun" for them and not what I was expecting. Figures...lol. Richard and I are still talking. Online yea...but we still are talking. He knows about my lifestyle. He knows that I am also a swinger and see others and has no problem with it. But he is more into what I have been wishing from in a Master. But our meeting next Tuesday will be the point needed to see if this is to go somewhere. He wishes no relationship and neither do I. But he understands the fact of owning a slave. He understands whats involved. He understan

Lyrics
You Have To Be Joking (Autopsy Of The Devil's Brain) By : The Flaming Lips You have to be joking They wouldn't do what you said Oh, my vision is blurred again You have to be kiddin' me They wouldn't do those unspeakable things Oh, my Jesus It's worse than you think Stood here in the morning Got no science to explain Seems to me that God and the devil Are both the same You have to be lyin' They wouldn't do what you told me about Oh, my vision is blurred again

Thanksgiving
It is hard to believe that tomorrow is Thanksgiving. It feels like it sneaks up on me faster and faster every year. I really do enjoy Thanksgiving because the only thing it is about is family and or friends and eating. No gifts. It is a time to reflect and be thankful. It has been a hard year with my two boys but I still have a lot to be thankful for. I am not a big fan of turkey and that is what is traditional to serve for Thanksgiving but I do love everything else that comes along with it. To me, turkey is just kind of bland. It is much better with lots of gravy! No matter how you cook a turkey or what you put on it, it always tastes the same to me. I also love pumpkin pie. Has to have whip cream though! What is pumpkin pie without whip cream? It is a crime is what it is! We are going to my brother-in-laws house tomorrow here in town so that makes it easy. Not sure what time we are supposed to be there? They always say dinner will be at such and such time and it n

This Is A Love Song In My Own Way
This Is A Love Song In My Own Way Drown my sorrows with your rainstorm of sweetened tunes Oh, how I'd wait for eternity to hear your soft melodies Embracing the loving heart, how easily it has become Craving the armor of sleep destined by your lullabies Sing sweetly to me, for once I'd love to hear the sugar Wrapping warmth around bridges, terrifying it seems Seduce the inner traps you've been accustomed to perform Grieving the loss of the missing honey color in your eyes Dust the focus with your magical pixie-dust you've found Believing in the fairy-tale promises thats been created Covering yourself in the shade of opportunities risen Losing sense of selfishness, no jealousy belonging here Healing the wounds screeching disaster once created Drown my sorrows with your rainstorm of sweetened tunes, Oh, how I'd wait for eternity to hear your soft melodies.

Fu Contest
Ok im gonna hold a contest..... it has to be a pic of you. it is a rating contest....not comment bombing. 1st person to reach 500 rates will get 50,000 fu bucks, 2nd person to reach 500 gets 25,000, and the 3rd person to reach 500 gets 15,000. i need your pic by friday night 11/23/07. good luck and have fun

Girls That Look In The Mirror
Mirror by ~Sylwiaa on deviantART i know i ramble all the time that i don't have a perfect body.. i mean yeah i know who does? I was reading my magazine and its interesting this study that they did. and this has been the only magazine i know that has been trying to get girls to appreciate what they do have and try to focus more on what they have on the inside. but i want you to see this percents.. its interesting not many people really think about this stuff. you always think your alone in this fight with yourself. 40% of teen girls say that when they look in the mirror, all they see if their flaws. I know when i was in school i felt my image was judge everyday. 72% of teen girls say yes they know every day at school their appearance will be judged. 38% life would be better if they looked like the celebrities in the magazines, movies, or on the tv. 28% said they have felt so bad about their body image that they've considered starving themselves or refusing to

Save Me...
somebody save me... from your silly shallow hell if it wasn't for me you'd have no stories to tell save me...... keep ye from my sight if you had a clue you'd stay away from me.. don't tell me that you need me don't come 'round my door like a snake pressed to the ground you lies decieve me no more save me... doctors tellin me false truths if you cant see the clues physician heal thyself someone save me.. left standin here alone a ringin in my ear your words betray me don't tell me that you need me don't come knockin on my door sayin that you feel my pain your lies decieve me no more

Let's Have A Drink
The problem with some people is...when they're not drunk, they're sober. I drink to make other people interesting. It only takes one drink to get me drunk. The problem is, i can't remember if it's the 13th or the 14th drink? Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

Pt 3 Of Work @ Home
ChaCha is a search engine that redefines how people search on the Internet by integrating human brainpower into every search. Designed for the savvy searcher, ChaCha is a rich search environment that provides instant access to trained Search Experts, a smart engine that weeds through sites from around the world to provide the best result, and an army of experts that are busy reviewing and categorizing results to ensure they are delivered in the most relevant way. ) Must love researching online Must be fluent in English Excellent writing skills Broadband Internet Connection 18 years of age or older You must have a US mailing address and be able to legally work in the US While ChaCha guides are not required to have a minimum number of hours, the ChaCha system rewards those Guides that are committed to the position and understand what it takes to advance through our system. This exact amount of time can vary, so it is up to the Guide to decide how much they want to cont

"a Poem That Will Give You Goosebumps!"
"A poem that will give you goosebumps!" They said he had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about 'And blood was everywhere,' 'The sirens screamed out eulogies,' For death was in the air. 'A mother, trapped inside her car,' Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: 'Oh, God, please spare my boys!' She fought to loose her pinned hands; 'She struggled to get free,' But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused 'On where the back seat once had been,' But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; 'She did not hear them cry, ' 'And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, ' 'Oh, God, don't let them die! ' Then firemen came and cut her loose, ' 'But when they searched the back, ' 'They found therein no little boys, ' But the seat belts were i

Back Home!
Hello all today is my first full day back home from the hospital. I am very sore but doing well. I think. Surgery went well. But there is a lot of pain involved on getting better. Just wanted to let everyone klnow that I am back and I am recovering just taking forver to recover. Happy thanksgiving all!

And This Is Why Ppl From Wi Suck...
Wisconsin man upset with wife for not buying beer, allegedly shoots pet goat A man who was upset with his wife for not buying beer took vengeance by shooting one of the family's two pet goats, prosecutors say. Peter W. Mischler, 48, was charged this week in Circuit Court with mistreatment of animals, possession of a firearm while intoxicated and disorderly conduct with a dangerous weapon. The complaint said Mischler came home Saturday from hunting and became angry with his 22-year-old daughter for letting the goats out and making a mess. While she was talking on the phone to her mother, authorities said, he told her to tell his wife to bring home some beer, but his wife refused. He then threatened to shoot the goats, according to the complaint. After his wife arrived home, she and the daughter heard four gunshots and went outside and found one of the two goats with its entrails hanging out, authorities said. They said that goat had to be killed later by a sher

The War Is Over
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Casino went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father ... during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy -------- so I hid her in my attic." The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that." "It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors every day and twice on weekends." The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. ...But I do have one more question." "And what is that?" asked the priest. ....."Should I tell her the

Big Recruitment Drive!!
We're trying to get more bombers in our Family to make us an even more effective Bombing Family than we already are!! Since I've been with them we've won every contest we've been in and we have a lot of fun while bombing....and best of all....you won't be bombing the same people over and over so just click on the Spanker Family Icon and leave them a message telling them that FatBoy sent you...MuchLuv2All!! `//The Spankers Club//`@ fubar

How To Treat A Woman ... By My Dear Friend Mirko
The following paragraph was written by my dear friend Mirko 'baldaddy' Bell Well ladies, I have been thinking about this for a while and thought I would ask. What is it about a guy that catches your eye? What makes him attractive to you? What turns you on or off about him? What does a guy have to do to win your heart? Is it the little things he does, the way he looks at you, what he says or does? Please let me know and maybe if some guys look at this they may just get it and actually think before they open their mouths. As for myself, I think that actually listening to what you have to say and not just pretending to hear is a very important quality. A lot of guys will acknowledge you, but are they really listening or just appeasing you? Also respect, as my mom raised me she always instilled that in me and also threatened me if I didn't I'd answer to her....lol. So, please let me and all the other guys out there know what you think. I'm sure it will be an enormous benefit to them.

The Girl
a Girl sits next to window Looking to the sky She has walls all around her She do not want to expose She has this unshared feeling, suffocating When nobody's asking anything but formalities. She thinks it's much easier this way She thinks nobody has to know She has an earthen jug Pressing her chest, soughing it's emptiness She has this lonely feeling, in her mind Looking answers to unasked questions. The girl sits next to window Looking to the sky Dear Father in heaven Can you hear me, too? I cannot solve these knots I'm not enough on my own Please do not leave me when I can not find more words to say. New Graphics Dark Images Top Comments

Give Me A Break!!!!
WARNING: Do not attempt to debate me about my beliefs. You will lose! Some of you pop into my shoutbox (And make no mistake....many many have) and attempt to tell me that I am wrong for supporting the war. I support the TROOPS you Fucktards! No one "cheers" on a war. What is wrong with you people? Before you open your mouth, earn the right to speak. Oh, let me guess.....your view on the war in Iraq was hatched over some weed on a college campus somewhere while you were eating some captain Crunch. How close am I? Either that...or you decided to go to a protest because you wanted to feel accepted and someone handed you a picket sign and you held it because they said so. *eyeroll* I've worn the uniform, vowed to protect my country (Even ungrateful dilweeds like you) and until you grow a pair and do your part STFU and say out of my shout box K??? And then of course, a JACKOFF decided to debate my beliefs on booty calls....AKA "Friends with Benefits". It went a little something

Thanksgiving
Just a quick thought for you to ponder... Why is Thanksgiving the forgotten holiday? I see Christmas lights up already and it about makes me sick. My birthday is around Thanksgiving, so it has a special place in my heart. Ticks me off, that we have to worry about the commercialization of Christmas, instead of spending time with our families and loved ones. So to everyone of my lovely friends...HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! And fuck Christmas. *Grins*

Thank You My Dear Friends!!!
Visit www.hostdrjack.com I Adore & Appreciate My Friends so much that I just had to dedicate this blog to you ALL!!!... Rather we speak all the time or seldom you all mean the world to me and I am grateful to have you in my life Thanks ever so much for touching a part of my world Love Always Linda.... Visit www.hostdrjack.com Visit www.hostdrjack.com Visit www.hostdrjack.com

Blocking Ppl Or Non-family From Sb Comments --especially Annoying Ppl
How do I block someone or Non-family from my Shoutbox? Click on MY at top of your page left, then click on PROFILE as pulldown. Under PROFILE, setting to BLOCK/ LIMIT SHOUTBOX use is -- 3rd line down in right column , titled: Who can send me shouts: It is one of the drop boxes on the right hand side column after PROFILE is opened up. You can set it to FAMILY ONLY, FRIENDS ONLY, ANYBODY, NOBODY as settings. NOTE: after changing the setting – go to bottom area of page – type in CODE you see above the box area. This SAVEs your settings. How do I block someone? Go to the persons page that you want to block and look on the left hand navigation links for BLOCK THIS USER. Click on the BLOCK THIS USER link and approve the block. Blocking a member prohibits them from messaging you, commenting on your page, bulletins, blogs, stashes, mumms and blocks them from being able to rate your pictures or profile. Blocking a member does NOT stop them from coming on to your page to look aro

A Short Poem
Wrapped in barbwire. Sowed up in thorns. My cuts are vissible. and im scornd. I feel like shit. and no ones there. im alone like always. and no one cares. I sit alone. And listen to bitching. why do i have to take this when im venting. torments my home. Darkness my slave. No one can save me in my dying day. the world fucked up. And i blame them. Why cant we all just shut up an asend. this place is worse then hell i think. but what the hell is in store for us i will never know. Call me emo i dont give a shit. just take the dagger and take your hit. walk on me like the rest of them do. But in the end you will see the truth. No matter what happnes i will always be there. Spit on me,beat me i dont care. I will never turn away even tho im shattered. My hearts easyly broken but thats another matter. you see im to kind and dont turn away. even if your an ass i will be there to say hey. I can be a friend even to envy. hell Wrath is my friend he sits with me. I k

2nd Tattoo
ahhh im fucking pissed. tues the 13th i went to a tattoo shop and talk about getting my 2nd tattoo. gave im a few pic of what i wanted and what i wanted changed on them. he told me to give me a week to draw it up. a week leter he hasnt even started it yet. FUCK he told me to come back on friday. damn it i wanted to get it started today. FUCK i want my fucking dragon tattoo

Save At The Pump
Pumping gas.... good things to know. I've been in petroleum pipeline business for about 31 years, currently working for the Kinder-Morgan Pipeline here in San Jose, CA. We deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period from the pipe line; one day it's diesel, the next day it's jet fuel and gasoline. We have 34 storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons. Here are some tricks to help you get your money's worth: 1. Fill up your car or truck in the morning when the temperature is still cool. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground; and the colder the ground, the denser the gasoline. When it gets warmer gasoline expands, so if you're filling up in the afternoon or in the evening, what should be a gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and temperature of the fuel (gasoline,diesel, jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products) are significant. Every truckload t

Early Thanksgiving Thoughts
SO... thanksgiving is upon us. Not a bad thing but wow has this year flown by or what. Let's see... what simple things am I greatful for. A roof over my head, the love of my family and friends, enough money to not really worry tooooo much each month, my job, my health, my ability to keep semi-clad photos of myself off-line. LMAO. I am thankful for the simple things in life. Walking outside and watching the sun set...or rise for that matter. Smelling fresh cut grass, picking veggies out of my own garden, or even the apples off my trees. TO enjoy a tody for the body and the company of good friends. Yes.. I am indeed blessed... and for that I am thankful

Fan Me Its So Hawt!
Well I have made my goal of becoming Godfather, thanks again to all my lovely friends and fans for helping me get there! You rawk! Now that I am here.. I want to work towards something else and being a Legend would be awesome! So please fan me if you haven't already it would really mean alot to me! I'm 6,230 and the last legend is 2,799 *sigh* I feel like I will never get there but I'm not gonna stop trying if I have to fan every person on this site haha. Which I dont mind anyways. I always rate and fan others to be friendly! I know it puts smiles on others! SO if you can please take 2 seconds and fan me and I will make sure to fan you back if I haven't already! Thank you soo much!

Help These Good Friends Of Mine Out
ok every one me and fire ant are in a contest we need 60,000 coments as soon as posable so pleas help out and drop a few comments and repost if you can thank you PLEASE HELP OUT AND DROP A FEW COMMENTS AND REPOST

"going Bananas"
A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas.He said the expression "going bananas" is from the effects of bananas on the brain. Read on:After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again.Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes.But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit.It can also help overcome or prevent a sub-stantia l number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet. Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that

Waiting And Anticipating Unleashed Passions
Since our senses seek from our thoughts A subtle taste of you is all I need To let my mind feed on your voice Give my thoughts no choice.. To travel to mental destinations That would have us in situations That makes gravity travel faster and brings our bodies closer.. to the earth.. The sight of incoherent sighs Passions rain down on our souls We hold the grip of our touch To make feelings of the anticipation of our first kiss.. To insist.. That this is where we want to spend every day of our lives I imagine circling your body without touch Blindfolding your senses and kissing you With mental pics to infect your mind So that You crave my touch when you're alone To beckon the moment we shared as our own As I savor your scent.. But I am waiting.. My imagination letting it run laps around in my head Lulling me to sleep as I..... Wait and wait and wait as I anticipate… Of what could be…

Big Recruitment Drive
We're trying to get more bombers in our Family to make us an even more effective Bombing Family than we already are!! Since I've been with them we've won every contest we've been in and we have a lot of fun while bombing....and best of all....you won't be bombing the same people over and over so just click on the Spanker Family Icon and leave them a message telling them that FatBoy sent you...MuchLuv2All!! `//The Spankers Club//`@ fubar

Tell Me What You Want Me To Know
For those that don't know, want to know, could careless, and don't give a fuck I've stopped smoking weed and stop drinkin alcohol. I'm taking a step back to look at myself and change the things I don't like. I'm not doing this for anyone but myself. Yall all have seen me spout shit out in here and other places and I'm sure you've heard me at one point or another that I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired. Now it is time for me to concentrate on me. I ain't never said I was an angel or a saint or even innocent cause anyone that knows me know what I'm capable of. I don't expect anyone that I have wronged, disrespected, taken advantage of, hurt or anything like that to forgive or forget the shit I've done. I gotta live knowing what I've done and forgetting or forgiving me won't make it go away. I have kept people at a distance just because I didn't know myself well enough to open up and let anyone close. I have bad characteristics such as obsession, compulsive, sneaky and manipulativ

I Am A Submissive Woman
I found this in browsing the internet for learning material and thought it was beautiful. It relates beautifully into how i feel for my Master now (although he will be expecting to hear this in my own words). Wanted to share it with my fellow sub sisters and others. Perhaps it will enlighten someone who is looking to understand. I am a submissive woman ~Author Unknown i find pleasure, joy, and fulfillment from being submissive to my Master in a loving relationship. i am not weak or stupid. i am a strong woman, with firm views and a clear concept of what i want out of my life. i do not serve out of shame or weakness, but out of pride and strength. i will look to my loving Master for guidance and protection, for never will i be more complete than when He is with me. i know that He will protect my body, my mind, and my soul with His strength and wisdom. He is everything to me, as i am everything to Him. His touch awakens me and His thoughts free me. Only in servin

To My Friends
just wantedtosay tyto allthaose thatstilltalkto me not sure where you are all hidingbut i guessnice guys do finish last please prove me wrong everyone have a save and happy holiday season take care and hope to see you soon

Blacksmith
It's weird, for years, like 9 years, I've wanted to be a computer programmer, I've wanted to make video games. A couple of nights ago I made a comment on how "being a blacksmith is the most 'metal' career there is", you know, as a pun. Now all of a sudden all I can think about is being a blacksmith... I'm not sure what to do, I have untill spring to decide what I want to do, but I just don't know if its a foolish dream or not... I was told I could make approximatly $2000-$4000 just for shoeing a horse, and thats only like $100 dollars worth of metal. It'd be a lot of work but... thats a lot of money. Plus, how badass would it be to be able to make yourself a full suit of armor and a greatsword, AND due to your job be able to weild them like its nothing? At the same time though, I have so manye ideas for video games... and I know I could make tons of money doing that if I make a major title... And I'd know I'd make a quality game that I'd be proud to play... Also bein

Happy Thanksgiving
It's that time of year again to stop and count our blessings. I hope each and every one of you can take a few moments to reflect on where you are and where you are going. Seems we sometimes get lost on "Lifes Highway" and can't figure out how to get back on track. I think about that as I'm about to hit the highway headed towards Wisconsin. The turkey will be carved, the meal will be shared, the laughter will flow. Dinner this year is at my daughterinlaw's parents, they really are great people. The real part willl be Saturday, my little Granddaughter turns one on the 26th and the party is Saturday. Time really does fly, hard to believe that just one year ago that our little Angel was born. To all of you that will be traveling, be careful out there. To all of you that read this, know that I care about each and every one of you and I treasure the time we share together. To all of you that don't really give a crap, well Happy thanksgiving to you too...hehehe Peace Out, Tim

Can I Invite You Over???
Can I invite you over to my house? Sit you down on my couch. Have a little convo. Pour some Grey Goose...and take you to my bedroom, lay you down and turn the lights off. Light a few candles, take off my clothes, walk to the dresser and turn on some music. Then walk slowly back over to the bed, get under the cover and ask you to do what you need to do to get comfortable. I'll slowly climb on top of you and begin to kiss your stomach. And work my way down...and finally I get on my knees and start.................praying that you'll be blessed every day! GOTCHA!!! I wonder what you were thinking about when you were reading this.

My Shoutbox
MY SB IS TURNED OFF TO EVERYONE BUT FAMILY. THIS WEEK HASN'T BEEN A GOOD ONE AND MY SB WAS GETTING BLOWN UP. I DON'T MIND MAIL MESSAGES IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY. I AM NOT SURE YET IF OR WHEN I WILL TURN IT BACK ON. SORRY

Whats Up With Fake Men?
why are some people not as they appear? it really aggervates me. they say they want to be with you than when they see thqat you are a true person they run from you. i at least know who all my real friends are!

Shredding Of The Bone
Violent intentions, steppin thru the mist Everything a target, eternal shitlist Go ahead, run for shelter, ther's no where to go Here comes the firestorm brewin from below Ripped apart, complete mass execution Welcome everyone,to the Age of Aggression

Mexicans
MEXICANS dont just kiss, we make out. MEXICANS dont just fore play, we fuck! MEXICANS dont relax, we chill. MEXICANS dont dance, perreamos. MEXICANS dont talk bad, we talk shit. MEXICANS lips arent just hot, their the lips you wish you could kiss. MEXICANS dont do it, we do it Suavecito. MEXICANS are the people you could ALWAy..z trust. MEXICANS arent nice, we the shit. MEXICANS arent just friends, we are fucking carnales. MEXICANS arent cool, we are a toda madre! MEXICANS are sexy! MEXICANS are blessed when they are born because now were proud to tell everybody that we are MEXICAN! MEXICANS are...there isnt enough words that could explain how and who MEXICANS are. People envy us because they know we are better!!!! No nationality is more BANGiN then MEXICAN!!!!!!!! && EVERyB0Dy L0VE'S US BECAUSE WE ARE UNiQUE iN THE BEST WAy'S THAT THERE C0ULD BE!!!!!! !!!!! WE ARE MEXICANS && SO0 FUCKiiN PROUD 0F IT!!!!! S0000........IF UR FUCKIN PROUD T0 BE MEXICAN THEN PUT TH

Is It Lost
The world all around me, Slowly fades away. As my thoughts of you, Take over my mind. I see us lying Under the moonlit sky. Your arms wrapped tightly around me, As you softly whisper you love me. But then i open my eyes, And realize its just a dream. A dream of what maybe lost, And may never get back. For now you're gone, And in My arm's nothing as i sit here alone, With nothing to hold onto but a dream.

Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

Postage Sale
*** Starts Tomorrow! *** The postage sale is back! Get the turkey in the oven, and gather around the computer to create your own personalized postage. Create postage with any photos, then personalize with text, and more. Or choose from millions of designs from the Zazzle community. Hurry, this offer ends Sunday. make custom gifts at Zazzle Shop for designs already made or create your own!

About Me....
A lot has changed in my life. It grows and changes at an alarming rate. This does not bother me. But I want people to know me. The real me. If you dont want to hear it or are sensitive to abnormal according to society read no further. Name: Shannon Age: 35 Gender: Genetic Female, but more discussed later Hometown: I live in Jacksonville, FL. I spent a year in Tucson, AZ. Long story short hoping for a romance with a friend that didnt work out. But loved the state and city, would move back there at the first chance. Other than that I grew up in the Jacksonville, FL area. I was born in Henderson, KY. Appearance: I am 5'5", close to 300 lbs (Yes, I am considered a BBW (Big Beautiful Woman)), with shoulder length red hair,with faded blue eyes, behind stylish frames. I always wear jeans and a T-shirt. The styles vary but I stay the same. If you see me in something else call the Guiness Book of World Records. I have multiple piercings and one tattoo. The tattoo is a Tiger wit

Thanksgiving Thoughts
well tomarrow is thanksgiving and as i sit here i find myself thankful for too many things to mention. I hope all of you have had a great year and i would like to thank everyone who has made mine soo good. Well i have to go now its time to make the pies.... lol HAVE A GREAT THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!

A Brave Pastors Prayer
A BRAVE PASTORS PRAYER When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual generalities, but this is what they heard; "Heavenly Father, We come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says, "Woe to those who call evil good" but that is exactly what we have done. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values. We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery. We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare. We have killed our unborn and called it choice. We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable. We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self esteem. We have abused power and called it politics. We have coveted our neighbor's Possessions and called it ambition. We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it Freedom of speech and expression. We have rid

Re: Endgame 1.5: Phd Course In Understanding The Global Elite
RE: Endgame 1.5: PhD Course In Understanding the Global Elite ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 21 Nov 2007, 10:23 Endgame 1.5: PhD Course In Understanding the Agenda of the Global Elite If Endgame was the masters degree in understanding the long term goals of the global elite and their quest for world government and population reduction, then Endgame 1.5 is the advanced PhD course - it goes into extensive detail about the origins of the blueprint for global enslavement, what the near to mid-term goals of the Bilderberg Group are, and how long we have to stop their agenda. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/november2007/211107_endgame_phd.htm

Accident Yesterday
Since it snowed here yesterday I figured I would start a snowball fight. Repost this as much as possible, I wanna see how many reposts I see on this. Change the title to something ya want to get the suckers to click and open it! blog start by ŦxSüNRISE® -PiTBuLLs-CLuB FaR-OFFiCaL GReeTeR@ fubar

Life Is Beautiful
hi everyone there is email circulating around the net called life is beautiful.. if you recieve one of these emails........ PLEASE DO NOT OPEN IT DELETE IT STRAIGHT AWAY it contains a virus which when opened gains access to ALL YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION INCLUDING PICTURES AND ALL OTHER INFORMAION ie your bank details etc......... so please remember to delete it straight away

Driver Tased For Asking Officer Why He Was Stopped
Driver Tased For Asking Officer Why He Was Stopped ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 21 Nov 2007, 10:25 Driver Tased For Asking Officer Why He Was Stopped A man was tased and arrested on a Utah highway after being stopped by an officer and refusing to sign a speeding ticket because he did not understand what offence he had committed or why he had been pulled over. http://infowars.net/articles/november2007/211107Tased.htm

Situational Update
Heya Folk, Just an update here and a Wish for everyone to have a Safe and Stress-Free Holiday. We are still in Mississippi Camp Sitting. We will be heading over to my Folks in a few hours for the BIG meal tomorrow. Gonna be heading back to Florida Friday morning. Miss everyone. Look forward to catching up with folk this weekend!!! Blessings All!!! Eugene & Victoria

A Winters Chill
A chilly winter's night, I feel A stinging in my heart. You cry for me, within your tomb. My lips quiver, then they part (-- But only muffled sobs escape.) I feel your aching body wrapped In a heartless granite shell, We both endure this loneliness - This barren, choking Hell. But then, to nothingness I soar, The night wind is my guide. Forever drawn to your impulse, From your call, I cannot hide. My blood, my flesh, are offerings Of boundless passion that can heal. I envision rapture, lost in you, In delirium, I feel Your breath upon my pulsing chest, Your hands caressing me. Dark Angel - take my innocence And forever set me free. A breeze... my senses now awake. In darkness now I scream. I tumble down cold granite steps But land softly, as in a dream. Dark Angel, I answer your painful cry After endless weary nights - Upon the threshold of your tomb My heart, my soul, alights.

Fake Friends
how come some people on here act like they r your friend and then when u need someone to talk to they will not even say hi to you whats up with that? i guess they mean they will be your friend when they have nothing better to do.some people r just not worth the trouble and from now on if they cant talk to me im not going to talk to them.and they KNOW who they r.

Re: For Those That Asked, Pnac Radio Archive Link
RE: for those that asked, pnac radio archive link ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Erin Date: 21 Nov 2007, 10:59 for those that have emailed me asking about PNAC Radio, here is the link to their archives. sorry i suck at replying to messages, there is more than i can handle these days. Project for a New American Citizen Radio - www.pnacitizen.orghttp://mp3.wtprn.com/PNACRadio07.html

Was I A Waste Of Time
Wasted thoughts? Wasted feelings? Wasted time? Wasted years? Is love fiction. Or is love real? Hard to tell After all those years. They said I'm great, Said I was a dream. Not good enough? I guess so, Not for you. I want to cry, But tears would be blood. I want to laugh, But it pains more then tears. The sands of time will flow, Soon becoming part of the body, And tears will never run dry.

Thanksgiving!!!!!
My kiddies & I are getting ready to head down to my parents (lots of cooking & baking to do..) so I wanted to be sure to wish EVERYONE a very ~*HAPPY THANKSGIVING*~ To those of you who know my situation & have kept us in your thoughts I THANK YOU from the bottom of my heart - tomorrow will be DIFFICULT but for my babies & my little niece & nephew I have to be strong. So THANK YOU again *LOVE & BLESSINGS* Christina (& babies, lol)

Huh Yea Ok
So this isn't another holy cow I feel like shit blogs although it could be.... but tomorrow is Thanksgiving sooooo I was looking at my friends list and started to feel a little bummed that I haven't stopped by to wish them a happy thanksgiving... So I then thought well I should get busy ...then my next thought was were to start I haven't even felt like going to dig up any cute html comments to send ..... So if you are reading this I hope you and your loved ones have the best holiday ever... and If you aren't in the states I still hope you have a nice whatever it is you do tomorrow... I'm now off to the dreaded store because I put off the shopping because I don't even want to make anything but I suppose I will do my part and sneeze all over the sweet potatoes so the others in the fam get sick hahah ok guess thats its ...be thankful for all that life has blessed you with I know I am xoxoxo much love from the sunny side

Final Contest Standings
Thanks to everyone that participated in my contest Here are the final points standings Name Comments Ratings Total Points 1 onesxybrat 35419 154 36189 2 j-roxx(the evil twin) 11380 120 11980 3 Sweetpea 3915 32 4075 4 Sheena 1025 23 1140 5 Bignuts 432 15 507 6 Jenn 251 10 301 7 ♥Sweet Lips♥ 210 13 275 8 Will~~~~ FU hubby of SouthernbiPrincess 77 13 142 9

Abortion Is Wrong Dont Care What Anyone Says
Body: In September 1993, Brenda Pratt Shafer, a registered nurse with thirteen years of experience, was assigned by her nursing agency to an abortion clinic. Since Nurse Shafer considered herself "very pro-choice," she didn't think this assignment would be a problem. She was wrong. This is what Nurse Shafer saw: "I stood at the doctor's side and watched him perform a partial-birth abortion on a woman who was six months pregnant. The baby's heartbeat was clearly visible on the ultrasound screen. The doctor delivered the baby's body and arms, everything but his little head. The baby's body was moving. His little fingers were clasping together. He was kicking his feet. The doctor took a pair of scissors and inserted them into the back of the baby's head, and the baby's arms jerked out in a flinch, a startle reaction, like a baby does when he thinks that he might fall. Then the doctor opened the scissors up. Then he stuck the high-powered suction tube into the hole and sucked the ba

Torchwood Season Two On Bbc America In January
In a press release Tuesday, BBC America issued the following statement: "BBC AMERICA's all-time highest rated show, Torchwood, is back with a U.S. premiere second season, beginning January 26, 9:00pm ET/PT. Created by Russell T Davies, lead writer on the current Doctor Who series, Torchwood (13 x 60) is a BBC Production, distributed by BBC Worldwide." Torchwood is set to debut on BBC2 "early 2008", and the press release describes the show's American airing as "close to its UK premiere". The 7-disk Season One box set is set for release in America during that same week, on January 22nd. The entire press release appears below: JANUARY IS TORCHWOOD MONTH WITH THE RETURN OF BBC AMERICA'S HIT SCI-FI SHOW AND DVD RELEASE BBC AMERICA's all-time highest rated show, Torchwood, is back with a U.S. premiere second season, beginning January 26, 9:00pm ET/PT. Created by Russell T Davies, lead writer on the current Doctor Who series, Torchwood (13 x 60) is a BBC Production, dist

I've Lost Alot
Struggle is life. Life which has nothing. Nothing to inspire. Lost a lot. Alot when I lost you. Alot as you were the one I looked at. Looked at to inspire me. Inspire me from the struggle of life. Life which I live. Living I am without my comfort. Which was you. Struggling I am. Struggling without you.

People
Am i the only one which i'm sure i'm not who has to put up with people who go crazy cause ur not answering them at the computer when they want u too... damn when i put up a sign Around and About thats what it means not that i do it to see if ur paying attention and chat it means i'm here and there if u want a chat leave a message and i promise i will get back to u... God it's a site to chat and have fun i do have a life as do many of us, so if i don't answer move on people or leave a message i'm not ignoring u on purpose i'm doin something.... get over it or take me off ur friends i don't care anymore kkkkk.... Sorry just had to vent a bit.....

Just Wanting To Know
Well ladies, I have been thinking about this for a while and thought I would ask. What is it about a guy that catches your eye? What makes him attractive to you? What turns you on or off about him? What does a guy have to do to win your heart? Is it the little things he does, the way he looks at you, what he says or does? Please let me know and maybe if some guys look at this they may just get it and actually think before they open their mouths. As for myself, I think that actually listening to what you have to say and not just pretending to hear is a very important quality. A lot of guys will acknoledge you, but are they really listening or just appeasing you? Also respect, as my mom raised me she always instilled that in me and also threatened me if I didn't I'd answer to her....lol. So, please let me and all the other guys out there know what you think. I'm sure it will be an enormous benefit to them.

Yeah!
Here is a COMPLETE list of what we are selling: Everything is BRAND NEW. With 90 day money back GUARANTEE. And the factory Warranties. With EVERY PURCHASE, you recieve a 2 gb ipod nano 2nd generation, in sliver, blue, pink or black. Three days only, you will get 10.00 off a purchase of 75.00 or less. And 20.00 off a purchase of 76.00- 100.00 and 50.00 of a purchase of 100.00 or more. What we have for sale right now is: A ps3 with 2 games *which you chose from the list of games we have for sale* and an EXTRA wireless controller. For 300.00 dollars. A xbox 360 with 2 games *which you chose from the list of games we have for sale* and an EXTRA wireless controller. For 250.00 dollars. A psp with 2 dvd's and madden 08 and smackdown vs raw 08 and carrying case, for 150.00 A Ps2 with 2 games, madden 08 and smack down vs raw 08, silver or black, and extra controller for 125.00 A sony portable dvd player, for 60.00 *retail price is 179.00* A toshiba satellite a135-

I Love You
Just as my heart beats It beats for you, Should it stop just for a second, It would stop for you. A perfect picture, Couldnt be clearer. When all the words Were lost. There was you. You; who, Filled my every waking thought, Kept me from sleep, You; who, Stole my heart, And judged me worthy, of holding your hand. Now im here; Speaking to you from afar, Whispering in you ear, Words you cannot hear. This is it, All it was, Just whispers in the dark, I hope you heard me. I Love You.

Funny, If You're Twisted.
one of the factory workers daughters is sitting at the desk directly in front of me. i'm listening to Atreyu and every time Alex screams, screeches, or growls, she gives me this scared look. I mean come on, if Luvy, Sibi, and Nene can deal with this music so can she. So it's just making me giggle to myself to know she's scared of the music. :) I'm not mean or anything... i just find it funny.

Thanksgiving
Sometimes it seems like many of us complain about what we don't have, and I know I am quite guilty of it, especially in my blogs. But most of us have so much to be thankful for. Things I am thankful for... My son. I just don't know what I would do without him. He is my world. My family. My Dad, Stepmom, Stepsiblings, and Grandfather are all so good to me. And I can't forget about my nephews :). . A job, a house, and food. None are the best, but I have them. So many can't say that. My friends How do you guys ever put up with me? I know I get moody, and hurt, and seem like I am always lost! Thank you so much for being there for me. My Best Friend. She knows who she is. I just can't say thank you enough for all you do for me. All I can say is I WILL be strong, I WILL NOT give up on those walls or our friendship, and I WILL be your best friend as long as you will have me. If anyone else thinks they have to listen to me whine, she has it worse than you. You are su

Why
well i have been thinking alot lately about alot of things and i am not ashamed to say but i sit alone sometimes and cry about alot of things from money to being alone which is a choice and i cant understand why it upsets me so much other than i would rather be alone than with someone and have a chance of getting hurt it gets really bad around the holidays especially i know it is ironic well i had to get it off my chest so there it is i cry and i dont know why

Back Into The Dating World
My husband and I just recently decided to see other ppl. I am not sure what i should do. Whether to stay single and enjoy my new found freedom. Or to try to date and find another mate. This is the first time in 12 yrs I have been faced with this Question. I believe I can be happy either way, But If i am to date again need to know what the best ways r to meet new ppl. If u can help either comment or Shout at me. Thanks!!!

Thank You
i want to say thank you to everyone who has helped me become a level 7. a wasted Fu. I am so excited to be moving up. if any of my friends, family, or fans need help moving up to the next level, let me know and i will be glad to help out. thank you again. and have a WONDERFUL HOLIDAY.

Friend-co Worker Killed
http://www.nj.com/centraljersey/index.ssf/2007/11/crash_of_times_delivery_truck.html Crash of Times delivery truck kills driver by Paul Szaniawski/The Times Wednesday November 21, 2007, 10:33 AM SOUTH BRUNSWICK -- A truck driver delivering newspapers for The Times of Trenton was killed in an accident on Route 1 in South Brunswick early Wednesday morning. Police said the driver, believed to be in his 40s, has not been identified. The Times newspaper truck was rear-ended by a tractor-trailer while heading south on Route 1 at about 3 a.m., said Detective Jim Ryan of the South Brunswick police. The cause of the accident was unknown, he said. The collision with the tractor-trailer forced the newspaper truck into an utility pole. The tractor- trailer then skidded into a culvert, but driver escaped injury, Ryan said. Police would not identify the driver of the tractor-trailer. The crash near Raymond Road is causing traffic congestion.Only one lane is open near the

"made In China"
I am beginning to wonder if anything is made in the United States anymore, or any other country besides China? I bought some shoes the other day that are supposed to be European. They have a European size and as far as I know, they used to be made somewhere in Europe before. I thought the shoe was very cute but the quality just doesn't seem to be what it used to be from this company. ECCO is the brand. Known for comfort. So I turn over the shoe looking at it closely, I see the words "Made in China". I was shocked. Then I looked at another pair of my shoes that are supposed to be made in America, it is an American Company and sure enough, it said "made in china"! I am disgusted that a majority of American companies do not have factories in America. This isn't anything new but it seems to be getting worse and worse. So these Multi Million dollar companies can get cheap labor in China and Taiwan that they give up on quality for mass production and to save money! Quality just

Job Search
hey guys.... check out this new az job search site i discovered.... it's local, it's free, and it only takes a minute. one of my friends just started working there, so i'm trying to direct college kids or whatever to the site... www.jobsourceone.com you fellas rock!

Free Hugsss
Rescuing Hug INSTANTLY, WHEN YOU RECEIVE THIS PAGE, YOU MUST SEND IT TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT! TO YOU !!! *Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug* *Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug* *Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug* *Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug* *Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug* *Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug* *Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug* *Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug* *Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug* *Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug* You have just been hugged! So hug everyone you know! Hug your friends, your enemies, everyone! The hug is my favorite sign of affection. It can mean so much, and many things at the same time. It can be a sign of love, friendship, support, caring, comfort or anything. So here you go. All I can say it will do is brighten someone's day. I mean, we all need a hug once in a while. Bless you, your family, & your friends!!! ? ? --------

My Little Man
Folding laundry a bit ago, I hear him. He's crying and beating on the back door. It's my little man, and that's his way of saying "Mom, I know you're in there, let me in now. I'm cold and I don't want to be out here anymore". He's mad. He's only been out a few hours though, and I'm still not done cleaning. He doesn't like to spend so much time outside, so I had to push him out the door and close it real quick before he got in. He's muddy from playing with Phantom and doesn't like to bathe, so I don't make him. Sometimes he'll go a few weeks without a bath, until I'm sick of the smell and have to hold him down and wash him, so outside is better. He'll be glad when Nick gets home. Nick thinks I'm mean for locking him out so much. As soon as Nick gets home, he runs to him to be cuddled. He'd sit next to Nick and be lazy until bedtime every day if I'd let him. He doesn't like me as much anymore, now that he's got Nick. The little traitor. I might let him back inside in about

Drumbeats Of The Bluffs
We set our camp up on the bluff, and you built a fire in one of the pits there. We both looked forward to this night together in this special place. So many spirits rest here always that we knew the energy would flood us that night. After we had cooked over the fire, and cleaned up, we went to the falls to shower under the spray. You strip off so easily, being the nudist that you are. I hesitate for a moment, but then join you on the mossy rocks below the waterfall. It is hot outside, so the coldness of the water is comfortable as I slide up next to you in the spray. I take the bar of soap we've brought and begin to lather your chest for you, working my hands down the length of your body in slow sensual strokes. I look into your eyes as I soap you, and I want to kiss you so badly that it hurts. If I kiss you, however, the soaping will end. I am not ready for that yet. I move the soapy lather to your now swelling cock and feel you throbbing in my hand as I stroke you firmly,

Waiting Out The Night
I remember the sound of the rain swishing under the tires of Dad's old black and white pickup as we lay on the kapok mattress in the back. He had put a piece of plywood from one side of the truck to the other, bracing it to make a place to make a bed with the kapok mattress and about 6 blankets to keep us warm under the camper shell. Mom held my youngest brother in her lap in the warmer cab of the truck. Peeking through the camper glass into the cab of the truck, I saw Mom gently slide Nate's thumb out of his mouth. At almost two years old, he still needed that, and his mouth worked a little, missing the thumb. I had turned seven not long before that Thanksgiving. As we drove from Oklahoma for our visit home that year, Lisa and Sammy were already sleeping beside me. I turned from the front window to lie back down beside them. I looked out the side glass of the camper at the towns that were passing in the night. The wet November night was only a little chilly, and the blankets weighe

For Ever Smile
It will begin with a smile curling up at the corners until it collides with your eyes It will lead into words saying what can't be said trying to speak from the heart It will turn into a lifetime learning and sharing giving eachother what was missing It will begin with a smile and end with forever

About The Mumm I Posted Titled "same As Last But Different"
someone decided to tell me that i sound full of myself.....Um sorry no......im just quite curious about what the girls on here will honestly say.....if you wanna go off and tell me im full of myself then why the fuck did you add me on???

My Horoscope For The Day...hmmmm
Today features an ending -- which is by no means necessarily a bad thing! You may find that you don't even realize it's over until quite a while has passed, so there's no special need to stay vigilant.

Our 2nd Amendment Righs In Jepordy
Supremes to Decide if Second Amendment Means What It Says Kurt Nimmo TruthNews Wednesday November 21, 2007 “In a decision that could affect gun control laws across the nation, the Supreme Court has agreed to consider whether the Second Amendment protects an individual’s right to carry a gun,” reports ABC News. Carry? Or possess? “It has been 70 years since the high court has focused on the meaning of the words ‘right to keep and bear arms’ in the Second Amendment and the case is sure to ignite cultural battles across the country.” A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed Seems pretty straight forward to me. “The Supreme Court agreed to step in because the issue has caused a deep split in the lower courts. While a majority of courts have said that the right to bear arms refers in connection to service in a state militia, two federal courts have said the am

Momentary
Walk with me in the moonlight, Kiss me in the rain, Hold me through the dark of night, Til the sun comes up again. Dance with me in the kitchen To the songs on the radio, Promise you'll stand here beside me And never let me go. Tell me that you love me Though we both know it's not true Pretend for a moment so I won't be alone And the memory will see me through.

A Little More Conversation
It's refreshing to talk to someone who actually has an opinion and a point of view that you can share... I get tired of all the "hi, what's up?" questions, you know? All the "what are you doing, how's it going, what are you up to?" bullshit questions that they aren't even interested in hearing the answer to... I mean, most guys I've talked to online want to turn everything I say into something sexual. I like flirting, hell I love it, but flirting isn't always talking about sex. It's about making each other laugh and being a little provocative, not sleazy. It's about getting a good vibe off the person and making a connection.

If
If my heart had windows, You'd see it choose you. To always love you My Baby, And forever remain true. If my heart had windows, You'd see who it aches for. Who it's loved from the start, And who it will be there for. If my heart had windows, You'd see how I truly fell. How you took this heart, Made it feel a love so real. If my heart had windows, You'd see deep inside. The love I have for you, It'll never leave your side. If my heart had windows, You'd see how much I care. How much you mean to me, And how I'LL always be there. If my heart had windows, You'd see where you belong. Right here forever in my life, And in a love so very strong.

Meet Up Wit Me
Hey everyone.... I need to find somone to kick it wit in the following citys and times... Amarillo Tx @7.50 pm on friday for an hour and 45 mins, Albuorerque, NM @ 1:30 AM on the 24th for 5 hours, Saltlake city, UT @ 5:10 pm for 3 hours, Denver, CO @6:15 pm on Dec 1st for 4hours and 30 mins and Kansas City, MO at 11:30 pm for 6 hours and 30 mins.... So any takers feel free to text me at 620-926-0090 I hope to see you soon.....

Eh.
Sometimes I wonder why we set ourselves up for disappointment. I wish I knew how to keep myself from doing this. I realize it after the fact and I tend to do it quite a bit. Keepin this first blog short and simple. Just something to think about, then again I don't want to beat myself up over it. What's finished, is finished.

More Then Sisters....
This goes out to all my new sisters in the Sisterhood...I am trying to make it around to everyone to show luv..and get everyone fanned..added..and rated..But in the mean-time if anyone needs help leveling or anything else just shout me or send me a privite message...and i will be there..I dont want to miss out on helping a sister in need.. As the Sisterhood grows in numbers..I also dont want to do one sister's whole profile and look over someone else's..So im up-dating this for all the new members..I'm making my way slowly to your page..If you need help before then just give me a shout...Welcome To Thr Sisterhood.. THE GREATEST GROUP OF WOMEN YOU EVER WANT TO MEET( WELCOME ) ( COWGIRL HUGS )

The Angel... From Taz
The Angel God Gave To Me He love for me is so pure indeed. My heart is hers unconditionally. She is a Angel God sent to me. Her hair is like silk so shinny and so sweet. Her eyes are like the stars that twinkle at night. Her lips are like cherries so sweet and divine. Her heart is made of gold so pure and so sweet. Her beauty is breath taking like a field of roses as far as the eye can see. You are that the Angel God sent to me. you have won my heart with your kindness and you are such a sweet person i love you like my sister. i hope you like this. love Mark (taz)