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Its A Baby, Not A Choice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its a baby not a choice¢¾ In September 1993, Brenda Pratt Shafer, a registered nurse with thirteen years of experience, was assigned by her nursing agency to an abortion clinic. Since Nurse Shafer considered herself "very pro-choice," she didn't think this assignment would be a problem. She was wrong. This is what Nurse Shafer saw: "I stood at the doctor's side and watched him perform a partial-birth abortion on a woman who was six months pregnant. The baby's heartbeat was clearly visible on the ultrasound screen. The doctor delivered the baby's body and arms, everything but his little head. The baby's body was moving. His little fingers were clasping together. He was kicking his feet. The doctor took a pair of scissors and inserted them into the back of the baby's head, and the baby's arms jerked out in a flinch, a startle reaction, like a baby does when he thinks that he might fall. Then the doctor opened the scissors up. Then he stuck the high-powered suction tube into the ho
What's For Lunch
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Ok Ladies Copy, Paste, Answer, & Send Back To Me Thanx
If you want boys to answer this then post "BOYS ONLY" If you want girls to answer this then post "GIRLS ONLY" If you want BOTH to answer this then post "BISEXUALS" Be completely honest. message it. What would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I was hospitalized: 5. I was drunk:lol 6. I hugged u: 7. I asked you to leave: 8. I asked you out: What do you think about my? 9. Personality: 10. Eyes: 11. Hair: 12. Body: Would you? 13. Be my friend? 14. Keep a secret if i told you one? 15. Kiss me? 16. Go on a date with me? 17. Keep in touch? 18. Date me? Have you ever? 19. Lied to make me feel better? 20. Wanted to kiss me? 21. Wanted to bite me? 22. Kept something important from me? 23. Wanted to cuddle with me? More. 24. Who are you? 25. Are we friends? 26. When and how did we meet? 27. Describe me in one word: 28. What was your first impression? 29. What reminds you o
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Looking For A Family
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Friday November 30th - Giving Up On Thanksgivings
Sorry if I have been a tad incommunicable lately or seemed out of sorts. My life is my family. My family is my life. While I may at times appear to be a Fubar vixen or whatever, I'm really a down to earth person, however, yes, I do enjoy fun behind closed doors. I have been blessed with four beautiful children, currently aged between 28 and 14, however, I'm only 29 and holding. lol My eldest has had a problem here and there with alcoholism and has spent a little jail time here and there. I think I'm going to stop celebrating Thanksgiving on Thanksgiving. The first horrible Thanksgiving was quite a few years ago. I was in a position where I had to send my daughter to a Christian girls home two weeks before Thanksgiving. She was supposed to be able to come home for Thanksgiving, but they said it was too soon. I was lost. My 'second' son, Chris, was a lifesaver and fabulous comforter. He has such a precious heart. Last year my mother wasn't doing too well (she
Come Rock Out With Me In Charmed Visions
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Film Fridays - Saving Lives Is Sexy
Film Fridays - Saving Lives is Sexy Sexy French maids show you how to preform CPR... sort of... well, at least how to make out with your friends! LOL That was a condom in her mouth! Seriously though, it is very important to learn how to preform CPR correctly- you never know when a lover (or fellow orgy attendee) might be counting on you to save their life.
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Next 1500 Fubucks Give Away
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Evil Is As Evil Does
I just want to know if it's just me or are people just fucked up........What part of "We are seperated and getting a divorce...I don't want to be with you anymore" do people not understand?????? If we are seperated and living apart......things are over between us....Move the FUCK on!!!! You don't have a right to snoop into my life to try to see what I am doing....If I wanted you to know.....We would still be together....It takes a fucking coward to SNOOP and try to find something that isn't there.......Just because I am online and making friends doesn't mean anything......Online is just that....ONLINE.....I wish people would get a fucking clue.......Quit being a nosy nelly and get over your self........ P.S. This is not about me but about someone VERY close to me....Just had to vent and get it off my chest.....
The Winner Is
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A Different Christmas Story
"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead, where there is no path and leave a trail." Best of all make sure the path is paved by God! The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out
Countdown To Christmas (2007)
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Dynamite Radio Is Now Diamonds And Ice Radio
Why the name change? Well shit happens and the name had to change, so with a vote, it was changed to Diamonds and Ice Radio...Same great tunes, Same place, just a spiffy new name. Click the banner below to see the new look...
Happy Friday Everyone
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Gimme Some Christmas Kisses!!
The Ultimate Naughty Quiz!
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. How often do you maturbate? 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave
Potty Trained
Ok it was so cool I got home yesterday and my baby girl spent all day in big girl panties with no accidents...NONE at all..she was so proud she took me to the bathroom to show me how she did it.. An hour after I got home she disappears...Hmmmmm .... I go into her bedroom she has changed out of her big girl panties into a pull up...then she went "cockamocka" in it... Atleast she was smart enough to change into a pull up..
Unique Holiday Gift Baskets
Twas the night before Christmas and he didn’t have a care, cause his shopping was done and love was in the air.He had been very smart and avoided the malls, the traffic the crowds, he steered clear of them all.What could he have done that was so perfect you ask? He called his SIU Santa to handle the task!She helped him pick out the most wonderful gifts, that brought a huge grin and gave him a lift!She put it together in a basket so nice, a romantic gift so full of SPICE!It is now sitting there under the tree, a basket of love just for her eyes to see.Together they will have the most wonderful night, and it's all simply cause he called Santa Spice!To have a personal gift basket made for your special someone please contact your Spice it Up Distributor today to make sure you get it in time for the holidays!Jennifer 235-5429
Im A Grandma
Just Found Out Today That Im Going To Be A Grandma. Boy Now I Feel Old. I Cant Blame My Son He Will Be 28 In July. Congrats Shane And Ashley.
Stateside Trip
As some of you may already know (Te, Tom & Troy - ohhh the 3 T's lol. I am visiting the States for 2/3 months next year. I will be spending alot of time in Washington State but now plan to travel over to the East Coast too. If you guys have any recommendations of places to visit/things to see etc I would be really grateful if you could email me either here on Fu or using email I'm so looking forward to it & want to get the most outta the trip as poss So far plans include Seattle & surrounding areas/New York/Memphis/Vegas & LA - plus Thanks alot - Hugs to you all Stay Safe and remember Live, Laugh, Love :D
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What I Hope To Find....
Bubbly - Colbie Caillat I've been awake for a while now you've got me feelin like a child now cause every time I see your bubbly face I get the tinglies in a silly place It starts in my toes and I crinkle my nose where ever it goes I always know that you make me smile please stay for a while now just take your time where ever you go The rain is fallin on my window pane but we are hidin in a safer place under covers stayin safe (*) and warm you give me feelins that I adore It starts in my toes make me crinkle my nose where ever it goes i always know that you make me smile please stay for a while now just take your time where ever you go What am I gonna say when you make me feel this way I just........mmmmmm It starts in my toes make me crinkle my nose where ever it goes i always know that you make me smile please stay for a while now just take your time where ever you go I've been asleep for a while now You tucked me in just like a chi
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Just You Take It All ( A Memory)
so when i crawl you put me into place pathetic i am in my own ways tell me just once for one more day that you feel you need me so take away whats left of me dont you see what is next of me so when i fall you take me out of place sympathetic ill crawl my own way take me once and see my hate so that you can put me into place so take away whats left of me dont you say you never loved me one more time one more night so it doesnt fade one more taste one more memory i cant waste i waste it all away look at me just take a look what it is is what i took take it from what i was what i meant to be take it now show me how i am nothing for no one cant you spell it out for me cant you tell me what i really need cant you tell it to my soul cant you tell me im too cold now cant you sell what i found cant you sell what i gave to you now cant you be something better than i ever was in my ways one more day just one more day let me show you
Sixty Things You Should Never Say To A Naked
Sixty things you should Never say to a naked guy. 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one o
Communication 101
"We all want, above all, to be heard - but not merely to be heard. We want to be understood - heard for what we think we are saying, for what we know we meant."
Cat Vs Window Vs Cat
Love Betters What Is Best
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Rich Date: Nov 30, 2007 8:25 AM True love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness. When true love appears in your life it's an emotion that will keep growing and never stop. There are so many imitations that mimic true love, don't be fooled. Watch the movie Notebook and you will learn what true love is. Love is what we were born with. Fear is what we learned here. Love is an energy~~~It can neither be created nor destroyed. It just is and always be, giving meaning to life and direction to goodness. True Love will never die. The essence of love is creative companionship. The fulfillment of one life by another. Love is the only game that two can play and both can win. Love is an act of endless forgiveness. A tender look which becomes a habit. Love is not blind: it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. Love is
Too Many Tears
Lord give me the strength To face the day I'm so distrught And I've lost my way. LOrd give me some help To thee I pray I'm struggling so hard I'm starting to stray. Too many blows I have sustained How can I go on With all this pain. Please help me Lord Please take control Save me now Please save my soul. So many tears I have shed I dread tomorrow And what lies ahead. I look to you Your guiding light Please take my hand Stay with me this night. I am your servant Before you I kneel Please hear my plea I need to be healed. ~~Chee Chee Martin~~
More Love Poems
He touches me like whispers, his fingers wake my skin, To delicate unspoken words his heart sometimes holds in; Emotions restless on his sleeve, but show themselves in touch, Screams "I love you, trust in me", even in its slightest hush; He touches me like waves, with force then with finesse, I float upon his movements, shipwrecked for caress; He sways me with a passion that I've never felt this deep, I would drown into his arms if in his waters I could sleep; He touches me like magic, without a fingertip at all, A look, a smile from him sends me climbing up love's walls; Skin dancing with impatience, with a need I can't explain, His presence has me squirming with desire's aches and pains; He touches me like habit- like he's been touching me for years, Guides me through a crowded room or holds me when there's tears; As natural and as faithful as a day begins and ends, His touch repeats itself like rhythm as my lover and best friend; Never careless, never angry- always m
Merry Christmas
Born To Bear Your Tears
suffocating in this mascarading development i become insinuating all the blaming is the memories i hold close situations of affiliations are just as numbing as my whole life interrogating the air suffocating listen to what ive become stripped down born to bear all your tears step down from the years you never hear back down your eyes disguise all the lies fucked now are all the lives i took inside here me saying that im not praying for you anymore watch me dying and your still trying to push me some more hate hate hate inside its hurting me face face face whats haunting me take take take everything from me erase erase erase these fucking memories persuasions all the invasions departing on my own evasions how they disgrace us look what ive become pathetic and sympathetic everytime i look in your eyes regret it the fermented laughter of all the pain inside stripped down step down back down fucked now born to bear your tears slip away stay away back off me fucked away
Puppy Size
"Danielle keeps repeating it over and over again. We've been back to this animal shelter at least five times. It has been weeks now since we started all of this," the mother told the volunteer. "What is it she keeps asking for?" the volunteer asked. "Puppy size!" replied the mother. "Well, we have plenty of puppies, if that's what she's looking for." "I know...we have seen most of them," the Mom said in frustration... Just then Danielle came walking into the office. "Well, did you find one?" asked her Mom. "No, not this time," Danielle said with sadness in her voice. "Can we come back on the weekend?" "You never know when we will get more dogs. Unfortunately, there's always a supply," the volunteer said. Danielle took her mother by the hand and headed to the door. "Don't worry, I'll find one this weekend," she said. Over the next few days, both Mom and Dad had long conversations with her. They both felt she was being too particular. "It's this weekend
Stupid Unlike You
Im sorry that I cant understand you. Its so hard as I lie down beside you. Now I regret all the shit that Ive done. You gave me light you were my sun. Now you're gone and Im so fucking cold. So long, goodbye, Im off to be alone. I hear you calling me home I wont go, no I wont go. Im so stupid unlike you. I wont go, no I wont go. Im never coming home, Im off to be alone. So leave me alone, Im never going home. Im sorry that I let you into my head. Its so hard when you're naked in my bed. As I forgive, you pass your judment. It hurts me those fucking words you meant. You destroyed all that was a fucking home. So long, goodbye, Im off to be alone. Then you're calling me home. I wont go, no I wont go. Im so stupid unlike you I wont go, no I wont go. Im never going home Im off to be alone So leave me alone, Im never coming home. Copyright ©2007 Jesse Ross Ketcham
Puzzling Friday
Puzzling because I really cant believe its already here? The beginning of the weeks a blur for me ... (going three days on 3 hours sleep will do that) But - Hey ... "It's FRIDAY" So forgetting most of the week could be a good thing! It's bugging me though is I can figure out if I sent everyone gifts that made a number pick or not ... So p l e a s e - - - if you picked a box & didn't get your gift just let me know! I'll make it right. I tried to look at the "sent gifts" to figure it out - LOL - I'd sent sooooo many that day it made me cross eyed trying to figure it out. You know I would mind if you remind me - I - did that with the intention to give away gifts ... not tick people off to that picked a box only not to get their gift! Next Tuesday (speaking of gifts) I'm Using my hugh and thoughtful gift that Claire "VIXEN260" got for me ... My ~H a p p y - H o u r~ Wo0t!!! So, to spread the love shown to me - I'm going
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Falling Down To Lay
She's waiting for me, but I cant fill her in. She's waking up now for the last time. She's calling outward for someone to feel again. The concrete stench finally sets in. Now we're falling down to lay. So lie here with me, and waste away in time. Forget about our ties, and pretend we're okay. Lets watch it fall apart, and tell ourselves we're blind. We stumble in circles and remember the time. Many demons are tattooing my soul. Im wasted and waking in the existence I find. All the drugs have finally taken their toll. Watch me die and struggle in this life. Now Im falling downward to lay. So lie here with me, and we'll think of a time. Slowly drifting apart let us embrace the hurt. No wanting or needing, just remember the times. We stumble in circles falling down to lay. Copyright ©2007 Jesse Ross Ketcham
On The Thirteenth Day Of Christmas
The Ultimate Naughty Quiz!
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. How often do you maturbate? 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave
Check This Out
ok ppl. come and join my lounge. its called Big Daddy's and i want to build it up.l have come and joined me. so how bout all my friends come and check it out and join. atleast make me feel like i have friends. come and help bring up the lounge.
Take 2 Hoe Hoe Hoe Its Camaro
I made up some xmas stockings for people on my family list. Please feel free to rip them if you like. If I missed anyone and u would like one just let me know. xo cammy
Sober Enough To Cry (inside A Head Of Dreams)
Take me home now, Im drunk enough. I begin to fall down, a taste in my mouth. I think Im going to be sick now, need to sit down. Ive drunk enough. I wont remember today tomorrow, Is this okay? And I feel good about it. I think Im sober enough I start to crawl out. This place inside myself I begin to fall down. Im sober enough to feel completely numb now. Ill remember today tomorrow, Is this okay? Then it occurs to me...... Reallity overtaking me. Too young to see a future in front of me. What to be? Yet to be. Dont want to be. Im awake inside this head of dreams. Too far down deep inside to survive. Im awake inside this head of dreams. Im sober enough to drink and cry. Im awake inside this head of dreams. Never made a difference, go ahead and hate me. Precious fatalities of futures in front of me. What to be? Want to be. Im still yet to be. Awake inside this head of dreams and Im sober enough to cry. Copyright ©2007 Jesse Ross Ketcham
Angles Tears
My guardian angel, once careless and free, flew into the clouds and lost touch with me. Her tears were cold and wet, falling on my face. Her smile had left us without a trace. Her angelic lips quivered, frozen and scared, I felt rain clouds visiting, and had to prepare. I knew that angels, often content, were very special presents that God had sent. To see one so sad, so afraid, so alone, had made me weep while the cold winds had blown. Her wings lost feathers, comforting and soft, falling from the stars, floating aloft. Her pain was felt throughout the land, to feel true misery is impossible to stand. I prayed so that when her hurting stops, I'll be able to taste the angel's teardrops.
You're My Heroiiiiine......
Ugh damn it. As the day draws to an end I have a bad feeling I'm going to have to meet one of my besties at our friend's house to break up a fight. I don't feel like fighting a guy tonight but whatever. I'm sure as hell not gonna just let him hit her if he tries. He's a monster and he'd probably destroy her since she's never fought before. Persia to the rescue... again.
Forgotten Promises Of The Gi Bill
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: US NAVY WWII MEMORIAL SITE Date: Nov 30, 2007 10:02 AM RE: Forgotten Promises Of The GI Bill----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Veterans PTSD PortalDate: Nov 29, 2007 8:10 PMForgotten Promises Of The GI Bill"Join the military and go to college." That's what the recruiters say. But the deal that today's servicemen and servicewomen get is a far cry from what their fathers and grandfathers got. When President Franklin Roosevelt signed the GI Bill into law in the waning days of World War II, he saw it as part of his New Deal program. The law, officially called the Servicemen's Readjustment Act, promised returning veterans that the government would pay the full cost of tuition and books at any public or private college or job-training program. It also provided unemployment insurance and loans to buy homes and start businesses. By contrast, the current Montgomery GI Bill, passed in 1984, asks active duty
Don't Be Stupid!!
If you get contacted by someone thru any sight and they ask you to send them money, DO NOT DO IT, regardless of their sob story.. it is all a lie.. designed at getting your money.... also do NOT send them an e-mail.. with an e-mail they can get your IP address and hack your computer.. gaining access to everything on it.. so if you do you banking on line.. they have free run of your account(s)... Anyone who actually read my mumm knows a friend of mine was contacted by a person like this.. she (luckily) did not fall for this.. She called her local PD and basically there is nothing they can do.. it is not against the law for someone to ask you to send them money.. if you actually send them money then it becomes a crime.. but they can't get your money back.. and they cannot trace these people via their IP because they route themselves thru sooo many different servers it gets lost.. So be smart.. send no one money.. and if they ask block them immediately and don't send e-mails to pe
Wilted Away
Shadows have begun to fall, distant memories remain. A selfish character in fragmented time suspends disbelief. This rain resembles me, a fashion of those who hate to believe. Every morning just another day to wilt away, falling further from grace. Why cant I replace the pain? Then my heart begins to beat one thousand times per second. I can barely breathe. Face to face with defeat I wont retreat. My heart begins to beat again, one thousand times I wont give in. The sun no longer shines down on me, the rain begins to fall. These distant memories are killing me piece by piece, Im diseased. Like the unclasping love once lost, now Im to blame no longer ashamed. Everyday remains the same. Just wilt away and fall away from grace. I replace the pain with hate. Then my heart begins to beat one thousand times per second. I can barely breathe. Face to face with defeat I wont retreat. My heart begins to beat again, one thousand times I wont give in. Everyday remaining the same, I
After Much Scrimping And Saving
I have finally raised enough money to cover the cost of printing out the daughter of hell picture as a poster the size is A1 which is 594 x 841mm or 23 3/8 x 33 1/8 inches the cost will be 15 uk pounds but if you want to create a customer account at the store I can then send you a coupon which will mean it will be 10 uk pounds which as the exchange rate will be just under 20 dollars, anyway if you create an account at the Scarybirds Vaults I can send you the coupons and also it will means any of the other posters that we eventually get printed out wont cost more than a tenner in uk money. Where is says log in you can enter your details as a new account there, it wont be used for any other purposes apart from letting you know when stuff have been printed
Quiz Again
i get these all the time.. so i share them with you all 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. How often do you maturbate? 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email? 26. Who would be in control? 27. W
What Would You Like To See?
So I know I have to put some pics on my profile. Question is what would you like to see? Do you like face shots, body shots or private parts? Tell me what you like and I'll put it on here. once I figure out how :)
God Bless Our Warriors***please Keep It Going***
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: US NAVY WWII MEMORIAL SITE Date: Nov 30, 2007 9:58 AM GOD Bless Our Warriors***Please Keep it Going***----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Veterans PTSD PortalDate: Nov 29, 2007 5:01 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: IT'S BELLA BITCH Date: Nov 28, 2007 8:01 PM-: Keep it Going THIS NEEDS TO GO AROUND THE USA MANY TIMES SO KEEP IT GOING What's wrong with this picture? If you look closely at the picture above, you will note that all the Marines pictured are bowing their heads. That's because they're praying. This incident took place at a recent ceremony honoring the birthday of the corps, and it has the ACLU up in arms. "These are federal employees," says Lucius Traveler, a spokesman for the ACLU , "on federal property and on federal time. For them to pray is clearly an establishment of religion, and we must nip this in the bud immediately." When asked about the ACLU's charge
On The Twelfth Day Of Christmas
Loves Small Flaw
It will catch up to you whether you want it to or not, Make your heart swell and tie it up in a knot. You wont know what it is but you'll feel it inside. Your feelings for this person well up inside. Then no matter how far and no matter how near... Each word or phrase she says, You'll always hold them dear.
right now i'm just sitting home doing nothing really interesting, pretty boring right now.
Ok, For Those Who Still Wonder....
here is the answer to the "guess what it is" pic in my gallery ;)
Giving Up
im to the point that i just wanna give up on tryin to be happy. i mean every time i seem to be having happiness something comes along and fucks it up. something makes me just wanna disappear. i thought i had found true love and that he loved me the way i love him but i guess i was wrong. day in and day out i sit here and ask myself waht i could do differently but cant think of a thing. i have supported him through everything...dealt with him being gone and all yet that still isnt enough. i dont know what more i can do to make him realize how much i love him. he says he still cares and that he still loves me but he doesnt show it and part of me thinks hes only playin me so ill be there when ever he needs me or wants me....i swear im ready to give up
Anybody got a couple hundred dollars they don't need at the moment? Arg. Bills suck.
I Got A New Job
I finally got a new job I'm going to be driving truck again over the road like I used to. I have a laptop so I can still get online sometimes but I will be off of here for a little while so I can get everything setup. Have a good Christmas everybody!
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Hillary Fan
Hillary Fan A grade school teacher in upstate New York asked her class how many of them are 'Hillary fans'. Not really knowing what a Hillary fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except one boy. The teacher asked Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Hillary fan." The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Hillary fan?" Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan." The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!" The teacher asks, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot , what would that make you?" So Johnny replies, "That would make me a Hillary fan."
Nov. 30, 2007
"Everything that has a beginning has an ending. Make your peace with that and all will be well." ~The Buddha
Ensign: The Christ Before Christmas
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 30 November 2007 I think more people will admit that just leading up to the celebration of Christmas, the decorating, the gift-buying, the gift-wrapping (confession: I'm really not a fan of this part), and the seemingly endless whirl of parties and admonitions to be of good cheer come in an overwhelming barrage. I feel for whoever's working retail between Christmas and New Year's; their workplace is probably running Christmas carols all the time! (It was when I worked retail, anyway.) Before you go off calling me Ebenezer Scrooge, please hear me out. This year I recall the Christmas items coming into stores right after Halloween, and hopefully I'm not the only person who's noticed that the timing for that has been pushed further
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. How often do you maturbate? 4 1/2. Have u masterbated to me? 5. Favorite position (s) ? 6. Do you think i'm hot? 7. Would you have sex with me? 8. lights on or off? 9. Would you have to be drunk? 10. Would you take a shower with me? 11. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 12. Would you leave after or stay the night? 13. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14. Condom or skin? 15. Do you give Oral pleasures? 16. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 17. Have sex on the first date? 18. Would you kiss me during sex? 19. Do you think I would be good in bed? 20. Would u have a 3-some with me? 21. How many times would you like to cum? 22. Would you use me as a booty call? 23. Do you like fore play? 24. What is fore play to you? 25. Can we take picture
What Kind Of Santa Are You?
you are one Naughty Santa. Your Santa suit is no doubt skimpier than all the rest, you are prolly sexy though I'll give you that... You're fave catch phrase this year will be "Come over here and sit on me lap" What kind of Santa are you? brought to you by Quizilla
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Oh When The Santas Go Marching In
Oh When the Santas go marching in (Sung to Oh, When the Saints Go Marching In) Oh when the Santas go marching in All wearing red and drinking gin You’d better step back Mr Shopper Oh when the Santas go marching in
2087 To Level!!
Please help Special K to level!! She'll return the love!! ~SpecialK- Please rate my pics and stash ASAP-Banned is trying to pass me!~ Thank you!@ fubar
Twisted Lyrics . . . . We Wish You A Merry Christmas
We Wish You A Merry Christmas (Sung to We Wish You A Merry Christmas) We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Good tidings we bring if you bring us gin; We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Oh, bring us some friggin’ peanuts; Oh, bring us some friggin’ peanuts; Oh, bring us some friggin’ peanuts and a cup of good beer. Good tidings we bring if you bring us gin; We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. We won't go until we get drunk; We won't go until we get drunk; We won't go until we get drunk, so bring us cold beer. Good tidings we bring if you bring us gin; We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New year
What The Hell Does It Mean
so im sitting there last night and got the strangest anology ever.. what does it mean when someone says your their kryptonite? do i look like a superman fan? thats the most confusing thing ive ever heard..
Twisted Lyrics . . . . The Twelve Days Of Christmas
The Twelve Days of Christmas (Sung to Twelve Days of Christmas) (remembering to emphasise 5 double gins, as in 5 golden rings) On the first day of Christmas my true love bought for me: A lager for 99p On the second day of Christmas my true love bought for me: 2 rum and cokes and a lager for 99p ... On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love bought for me: 12 Tequila slammers 11 Hundred Pipers 10 Shots of Absinthe 9 Remy Martins 8 vodka tonics 7 Cheap dry sherries 6 Bacardi Breezers 5 double gins 4 Smirnoff Ice 3 real ales 2 rum and cokes and a lager for 99p
Twisted Lyrics . . . . We Drink Bells
We drink bells (Sung to Jingle Bells) We drink Bells We drink Bells We drink it all day Oh what fun it is to drink, a pint of Bells a day
Twisted Lyrics . . . . O Come All Ye Santas
O Come all ye Santas (tune of O Come Ye All Faithful) O come, all ye Santas, Joyful and a bit drunk, O come ye, O come ye to Selfridges; Come and behold him, Born the King of Christmas; O come, let us adore him, O come, let us adore him, O Come, let us adore him, Sa - anta Claus. Sing, choirs of Santas, Sing in exultation, Sing, all ye citizens of Sa - antacon; Glory to Santa In the highest; O come, let us adore him, O come, let us adore him, O Come, let us adore him, Sa - anta Claus.
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Hark! The Drunken Santas Sing
Hark! The Drunken Santas Sing (Sung to Hark! The Herald Angels Sing) Hark! the drunken Santas sing Glory to the new-born King! Pissed on bitter and on mild, God and Santa reconciled! Joyful, all ye Santas, rise, drive your reindeer through the skies; With the sozzled host proclaim Santa’s born in the West End Hark! the drunken Santas sing Glory to the new-born King!
I Dont Deserve To Be Black
I am working on a new playlist.... all i can think of is the Beach Boys (old school) I need to find some thongs to go with it maybe i will make it funny and put the beach boys with gangsta rap .... yea i'd need help on that one too
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Sinful Wonderland
Sinful Wonderland (Sung To Winter Wonderland) Gone the green weed Here to the mean weed We'll light up a bowl and pass it around Walking in a Sinful Wonderland If you dig...ecstasy-y Then come hang..out with me-e We'll roll in the snow I'll give you a blow Walking in a Sinful Wonderland In the meadow we will meet a dealer With coke and hash and all your favorite drugs Then we'll go and pop a couple speeders And hang around like a bunch of thugs Later on, we'll get higher As we (coke-sniffing sound) by the fire And then you'll get laid You won't have to pay Walking in a Sinful Wonderland
A Different Kind Of Christmas
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled
Twisted Lyrics . . . . White Trash Wonderland
White Trash Wonderland (Sung to Winter Wonderland) Oh by the way, hey did you know Tomorrow night, we’re playin’ bingo It’s a beautiful sight we’re goin’ bowling tonight We’re walkin’ in a white trash wonderland We’re getting’ Hazel to make some eggnog In the fireplace we’ll burn a fake log We’re drinkin’ all day, then whizzin’ away We’re walkin’ in a white trash wonderland Joey’s home from the service And his girlfriend is getting’ nervous While he was at sea, she contracted VD They’re walkin’ in a white trash wonderland You can make an ornament from a Pabst can And then yous an hang it from the tree We’re callin’ Donnie up in Jail We’re raising money to post his bail Our neighbor is cranked and Uncle Jimmy is tanked We’re walkin’ in a white trash wonderland We’re walkin’ in a white trash wonderland We’re walkin’ in a white trash wonderland
Dreams Can Come True.
Our friendship can never be broken But you mean so very much more Of all the girls I've ever met You're the one I truly adore But believe it or not your happiness Is fore most on my mind I know what you were looking for When you planned a trip of this kind And as the Lord and you both know My love for you won't change And if it were in my powers The desired ending you want I'd arrange I wish you all the happiness This world can offer you The Lord knows you deserve it With all the wonders you do And if things happen to go your way I pray they will last forever And if asked if my feelings have changed My answer will be simple - never I vowed I'd wait a life time And I swear that's what I'll do And the reason is even easier Cause my darling I'm in love with you I can't and won't ever change You'll forever be in my heart I pray to God you get all you want Maybe this is a brand new start Just keep looking for the rainbow At the end is the beginning of our dream
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Rest Easy Wealthy Gentlemen
REST EASY WEALTHY GENTLEMEN (tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" an English Christmas Carol) Rest easy, wealthy gentlemen, Let nothing make us sigh. We give our workers little crumbs So we can keep the pie. We pay off politicians So they bear our needs in mind And they line up to kiss our fat behind. If they're inclined, They line up to kiss our fat behind! Don't worry, wealthy gentlemen, Let nothing make us twitch. This new global economy's Designed to keep us rich. We write the laws in many lands - Let all their leaders come To bend down and kiss us on the bum. There's a good chum. Just bend down and kiss us on the bum! There's a good chum. Just bend down and kiss us on the bum!
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Carol Of The Bills
CAROL OF THE BILLS (SUng to Carol of the Bells) Closing Bell Rings! Fill your stockings! With Market Shares, Nothing we'll Spare! Capital Gains, Nothing Remains, For pension plans, wage earning clans Ding Dong, Ding Dong, that is our song! With Closing Ring, Profiteering! Ownership Race, we'll set the pace! Glee we reap from, Unearned income! Oh, how it pounds! Closing Bell Sounds! Through halls of gold, so Rich and Bold! Gaily it rings, CEOs Sing Songs of their gains. Free Market Reigns! Social Social Social Social Security Private Private Private Privatizing! On, the bell tolls, Divert Payrolls Our elite tones, Drown working homes. Closing Bell Rings! Fill your stockings! With Market Shares, Nothing we'll Spare! Capital Gains, Nothing Remains, For pension plans, wage earning clans Ding Dong, Ding Dong, that is our song! With Closing Ring, Profiteering! Ownership Race, we'll set the pace! Glee we reap from, Unearned income! Oh, how it pounds! Closin
W.t.f. Do I Know
 My heart is truley Torn never to heal Iam afriad. I have no clue to as whut Imma gonna do Iam so full of pain that I have become painless A crushed lightbulb all out of shine Its hard to move foward When Ive lost whut is mine
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Georgie Baby
GEORGIE BABY (Sung to Santa Baby) Georgie Baby, just slip some sanctions under the tree, for me, been an AWFUL good girl, Georgie Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight! Georgie Baby, an oh-so-big gas guzzler too, light blue! I'll wait up for you dear, Georgie Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight! Think of all the fun I've missed, think of all the brokers that I haven't kissed! Next year, my profits could be oh-so-good, if you check off my Christmas list! Georgie Baby, would you dissolve the EPA, OK?? They wreck my profit margin, Georgie Baby, Let's drill in Anwar today! Georgie Baby, one little thing I really do need, the deed! To a uranium mine, Georgie honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight! Come and trim my Christmas tree, with some juicy tax cuts for my company! I really do, believe in you...Let's see if you believe in me! Georgie cutie, de-regulate the coal industry for me No rules, just profits and glee! Georgie cutie, and hurry dow
I Feel Like Bitching For A Min
why is it that i rate someone,and fan them..they ask please dont fan me,soooo i go to unfan the person cuz they r whining like a bitchmade ho,and they block me..Whats up with that shit?..fuk it im go smoke a bowl..LikeNo1Else..that guy is a whiny lil ho,dont fan him,or he might go cry about done now.btw..DontFanMeCuzI'llCry(is a wayyyyyyy better name)
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Prison Cells
PRISON CELLS (Sung to "Jingle Bells" by J. Pierpont) It's just a traffic stop - for D.W.B. Then the cop plants drugs on you and busts you, 1-2-3. Or you could get popped - and if it's your third strike, You'll get life in prison just for jacking someone's bike! Oh... (Chorus) Prison cells, prison cells - don't you break the rules. We spend more on prison cells than we spend on our schools! Prison cells, prison cells - You'll be doing time. We'll lock you up for forty years and say we're tough on crime! Here comes the D.A. Watch him rig the game. He'll suppress the evidence that just might clear your name. You could still appeal, but you're bound to fail. Your court-appointed lawyer couldn't get Jesus out of jail! Oh... (Chorus) You'll be building toys. You'll be booking flights. We'll force you to work so just forget about your rights. We don't pay you much. You can't unionize. Prison labor really makes our profit margin rise! Oh... (Chorus) We
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Twisted Lyrics . . . . O Come, Ye Investors (version 2)
O COME, YE INVESTORS (tune of O Come Ye All Faithful) O Come, ye investors, bold captains of commerce, Let’s get our products made in old Saipan. Come for the people, peaceful and compliant O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them because we can! See how consumers, blinded by low prices, Leaving their ethics, come here to buy. Into our pockets they will pour their dollars. O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them because we can! Child, in our sweatshops making designer watches, Billionaires get richer from your twelve-hour days! Who would not hire you for ten cents an hour? O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them because we can!
Twisted Lyrics . . . . O Come, Ye Investors (version 1)
O COME, YE INVESTORS (Sung to O Come Ye All Faithful) O Come, ye investors, bold captains of commerce, Let’s get our products made in old Saipan. Come for the people, peaceful and compliant O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them because we can! Here come the consumers, hungry for some bargains, Desperately shopping since July began, Into our pockets they will pour their dollars. O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them because we can! The Kids in our sweatshops make designer watches, They are the key to our expansion plan. Look how we pay them fifteen cents an hour. O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them because we can
Twisted Lyrics . . . . We Three Kings (of Petroleum Are)
WE THREE KINGS (OF PETROLEUM ARE) (Sung to We Three Kings of Orient Are) We Three Kings Of Petroleum Are Bearing drills we traverse afar Deserts, mountains, black gold fountains From Iraq to Anwar [Refrain] Oh-oh, OIL of wonder, Oil of might! We drill and plunder day and night Bombs and rockets fill our pockets-- We do what's wrong and call it right. [King George sings:] Born again, I gave up cocaine I stole your votes from Texas to Maine Pres'dent forever, ceasin' never O-o-ver y'all to reign [Refrain] [King Dick sings:] I'm Dick Cheney, look at me lie! When I smile, I make children cry No-bid contracts for my contacts-- Who needs an alibi? [Refrain] [King Karl sings:] I'm Karl Rove, I lurk in the gloom Encompassing democracy's doom Cheating, lying, leaking, denying All for us, none for you! [Refrain]
One Question
i talked to my mother just the other day, she asked my a question, and i didnt know what to say, she said jerry was i good mother to you, so i sat there and didn`t know what to do, then i picked up my pen and began to write, just knew i wouldn`t be able to sleep tonight, have to tell how i felt, to make things right, that`s why it is 2:30 am and i sit and write, you see i was always smiling and a happy child, even when i would go astray and do things that were wild, she has a temper ,but to me was always mild, i did some silly things when i was a child, but in time i had to grow up, i learned how to drink from a cup, she even bought me and my sister a pup, oh why did we ever really have to grow up, i remember on sundays we would go to church, sometimes i would fall asleep, but she would let me lurch, you see when i slept i was peaceful and quiet, now i am older, overweight and need to diet, but thats enough about me, lets get back to my mother so we, can tell her the true feelings i se
Bottled up inside Are the words I never said. The feelings that I hide, The lines you never read. You can see it in my eyes, Read it on my face: Trapped inside are lies Of the past I can't replace. With memories that linger, Won't seem to go away Why can't I be happier? Today's a brand new day. Yesterday's are over, Even though the hurting's not. Nothing lasts forever, I must cherish what I've got. Don't take my love for granted, For soon it will be gone, All you ever wanted Of the love you thought you'd won. The hurt I'm feeling now Won't disappear overnight. But someway, somehow Everything will turn out all right. No more wishing for the past, It wasn't meant to be. It didn't seem to last, So I have to set him free.
George And The Devil
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. (APPLAUSE) Obviously, he goes to Hell, where the Devil is waiting or him. "I'm not sure what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list, but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here I'm going to have to let someone else go. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you'll have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The Devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in Hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my sho
The Key To My Heart.
I had once lost a key a key that locked my heart I thought the key was gone for good but now I know where it is The key to my heart is right in your hand That is why I love you so I never want to let you go You had the key and now I love you and you love me and now we are happy
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Deleting Me Me
This is the last for me here @ Fubar Land I met tons of people & enjoyed talkin with all my friends but sometimes ENOUGH is ENOUGH... GOd Bless ALL OF YOU
Lmao Funny Stuff Brings New Meaning To The Word Kissing Ass
If I were in this situation I sooooooooo would sit with chocolate and watch and grin! ( Not ALL mother-in-laws are evil... but here's one for those of you that aren't as fortunate as others) A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the Husband that they could not graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he wa
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Toys For The World
TOYS FOR THE WORLD (Sung to "Joy To The World") Toys for the world are made by kids And not by elves at all! We work them night and day For very little pay. And little tiny hands Make all your fav'rite brands That fill up the shelves in every shopping mall. Toys for the world that Santa brings So your sweet kids can play... What's underneath your tree Is our economy. And all those girls and boys Who make you're children's toys Are not getting squat from us on Christmas Day! They're not getting squat from us on Christmas Day!
Soooo The Sexy Little Dead Chick and I wana be fuMarried, but we dont know how to go about it. Someone wana drop me a line and lemmie know if they have a certificate or sumfin:) heh i told her id find us help!
First One - Test
A Lover's Dream.
On the oceans of a lover's dream I left you there... Among Springtime's yearnings of another year -- Apart...but I wept for your touch my love... On the oceans of a lover's dream We parted in stormy sullenness -- Again That destiny should have planned this fate To see the angry oceans sweep away our footsteps On the oceans of a lover's dream. Our different lives taking us away Yet our paths crossed -- Again, entwined And from the beginning we knew -- Our lives were meant to be -- Together On the oceans of a lover's dream Different worlds, different ways Yet the difference -- no meaning For all the oceans and all our loneliness Could not kill our love Forever we are as one On the oceans of a lover's dream The difference is our destiny And no oceans can drown us Our love lives on In the whispering kisses of the endless waves Through all eternity In the echoes... of a lover's dream
Domestic Violence - Why Didn’t You Just Leave??
I was recently asked "Why didn't you just leave"?....Its very hard to just pick up and leave..Took a long time..found a chance and now,I'm a survivor The question every survivor of domestic violence has been asked, and the question that is most hated. And it's usually asked by people who have never experienced domestic violence, otherwise, they would know the answer. In a domestic violence/abusive relationship situation, it's never as easy as just saying "I don't like what you are doing to me, see you later, I am gone". When the abuse is at the point where the victim "should" be walking, it's way too late.So................why? People who abuse (be that physically, emotionally, sexually, mentally, verbally, it's all the same), do it for control and power. They dominate and manipulate until the victim is powerless and cannot see a way out. I am NOT saying that there isn't a way out, just that it is made harder to SEE a way out. Control can take so many forms, but the most
Please Oh! Please Ill Do Anything For A Morph
i really want a morph of me and wonder woman .......if anybody out there reads this i will do anything for a morph i have the 2 pics but dont know how to do it .............ill take any pic ya wnat me to take if some 1 makes me this morph pic i want ......................thx again if ya do ti and let me know what i can do 4 u.........
A Quickie
Just a quick line to say sorry to everyone on my page. I haven't been online in awhile and haven't kept up with my page. We've been traveling alot with my guy's employer. I was in NY for 3 monthes, and now it's onto NJ for another 4. After NJ it's onto MD, and hopefully we will be there for a while. So please expect my apology and sorry for the neglect.
Must Read! Message From ~hot Momma~ Aka Black Widow Aka Dawn
Ok for everyone here that doesnt know what has happened this is what is going on... Due to Dawn aka Black Widow/~Hot Momma~ uploading important information yesterday for everyone to see about some certain ppl on here her account, emails and ISP have been blocked so she can no longer come to Fubar...If you would like to get into contact with her just let me know and I will see that its done...She does send out this warning and advice to you all...Watch your backs on here because there are ppl on here that arent who they appear to be or say that they are! She also wants you all to know that she misses you very very very much! Again if you want to get into contact with her just let me know!
CHRISTMAS EDITION Welcome to the 2007 Holiday Edition of Getting to Know Your Friends! You know the drill. Please copy & paste, back off my answers and type in yours Don't be a Scrooge!!! 1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? Hot Chocolate 2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree? wrap 3. Colored lights on tree/house or white? colored 4. Do you hang mistletoe? no, but now I will get some :) 5. When do you put up your decorations? Already up, weekend after thanksgiving :) 6. What is your favorite holiday dish? Honey Glazed Ham mmmmmm 7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child: waking up early opening presents :) 8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? Day 1 (Christian :)) 9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? Yes, just 1 10. How do you decorate your Christmas Tree? blue & silver bulbs this year 11. Snow! Love it or Dread it? Don't live in that weather ????? 12. Can you ice skate? Nope 13. Do you remember your favo
Did You Know This????
VERY INTERESTING STUFF In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb' ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. ------------------------------------------- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ------------------------------------------- Coca-Cola was originally green. ------------------------------------------- It is impossible to lick your elbow.
So Very Far Away.
You're so very far away And I need you Every Day... Even tho we're far apart... I'll keep your memory in my heart I work and work in every way... Filling the void in every day Fleeting Thoughts of YOU Make me wonder "What to Do" The thoughts of you, make me smile... And help me go the extra mile... I have a choice to stick or go And yet in my heart I already know... I'll sit and wait and hope and pray... And never give up on that day... When "You and I" will be together... Every Day and Forever.
Weight Loss.........
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life . She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".
As the tears spill from my eyes i think this is it. this is my life never to be loved never to be wanted i want it to stop i want it to end so i pick up the knife and hold it to my wrist as the tears still spill to the ground....i watch the red fall to the ground i fall to my knees because you never noticed i was alive maybe now you'll notice the ground where my blood stans the carpit because i loved you enought to die everything is going gray my eyes are staned with tears thinking maybe now i'll enjoy my afterlife of hell knowing i'll never hear your voice and never touch your the tears fall
A Christmas Story . . . Dick Her Halls
Dick Her Hall Well it is that time of year again the Holidays are upon us! One thing I really like is the Christmas parties we always have at work. At these parties, you get to see all your coworkers in a different light. The guy here today got lucky in that way. Not only did he get to talk to a coworker he got into some hardcore sex action with her! At this party as with most holiday parties the drinks were flowing. They managed to sit down alone and get to know each other a little better. He had always noticed her at the office and thought this blonde was hot. He like the long blonde hair and thought under those sexy dresses she wore was a sexy body. Little did he know he would one day get to see that body and even fuck it? As time went on at the party, they were wrapped up in some flirty conversation. Before they knew it, they realized they were the last two people there. Boy was he surprised when she climb up on the table and showed him her great tits. It took no time for her t
Out Of Place
I am not feeling like myself, hell I am not even sure who or what I am anymore. I couldn’t sleep last night some of it was my x wife e-mailed me back after months of her not talking to me. I have a outside chance of seeing my daughter for Christmas, but I have to go to Missouri and trust my x wife to do it. So there is a good chance I’ll be spending the holidays alone, time will tell. The other part of me not sleeping is I have become some kind of freak, with the nightmares I have having. I just lay in bed and stare up at the ceiling. I’m so tired of feeling like shit I think I’m becoming pathetic waste of flesh. So tired of being let down or disappointed I have given up and wanting anything better or even hopping at all. This dark cloud that loams over me I just can’t seem to get out from. Why I am having so much trouble coming out of this depression, I don’t know. I have been angry and on edge for no real reason and having violent thoughts about people that should mean nothing to m
I'm Outtie For A Bit
i'm outtie for a few days, weeks, could be months. if anyone cares to get in touch with me get in touch with my friend escalade scotty he will tell you how to contact me.
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So yesterday I joined Fubar, yay it is awsome here Everyone is nice. Pretty dumb fist blog but hey got to make a stupid one every now and again
A Christmas Story . . . Christmas Cream
Christmas Cream I’m sure you all know the song “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause.” Well here at Hard Raw Sex this holiday, we take that one-step further. It is now know as “I Saw Jolene Sucking Santa Clause.” As you can see this person used his head this year. He bought this blonde teen hottie some presents. He knew exactly what he was doing. He bought her stuff he knew she would like. He did it so he would get a great gift in return. Here is another way men are so different than women. We always have hardcore sex on our minds; top of the list would be a blowjob. Where women want lots of presents for Christmas, we will settle for a blowjob. The hell with the gifts if I had this blonde teen with me at Christmas I’d be happy. I would go shopping which you know we all hate. Dress up in a silly Santa outfit and great her with a bunch of presents. You can see it paid off for this person. Jolene gladly gets into some hardcore action in appreciation for the gifts. She strokes and sucks hi
A Christmas Story . . . A Christmas Blowing
A Christmas Blowing What better way to spend Christmas Eve than some hardcore action under the tree. Sure, does sound like a fine idea to me? This couple is doing just that and loving every minute of it as you can see. They were playing a little game together by dressing up in some holiday outfits. This hot looking babe was dressed in her sexy red lingerie and got to go first. Her boyfriend is playing Santa and she thinks this Santa is hot! She sat on his lap and told him what she wanted for Christmas. She told him all the goodies she wanted, all the time wiggling her sweet ass on him. She asked for the usual gifts jewelry perfume etc. Then she asked for something that really surprised him. She asked by getting on her knees and pulling his cock out. I bet not many Santa’s get asked if they want a blowjob! As you can see, it didn’t take this babe with very sexy lips to get them wrapped around his cock. She gave him the best present of all by stroking and sucking on his cock. By the gri
This Is The Story Of The Most Amazing Thing That Has Ever Happened In The History Of The World...
This is the story of the Most Amazing Thing that Has Ever Happened in the History of the World... Before the world began it was God's plan to send to earth a savior A prophecy fulfilled Thousands of years ago, God spoke to Abraham under the stars and promised that through him all people would be blessed. Abraham had a son named Isaac. From Isaac came Judah. From the house of Judah came Obed, whose mother was Ruth. From Obed came Jesse, of whom the prophet Isaiah wrote, "The Root of Jesse will spring up, one who will arise to rule the nations; the Gentiles will hope in him." From Jesse came David the King. David was the father of Solomon. And from the line of Solomon, there came a man named Jacob, who was the father of Joseph, who took Mary to be his wife. To them Jesus was born; the light of the world, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, the Everlasting God, the promised one
I have these feelings swallowing me up that I need to put down on paper. I have some wonderful and awesome friends on here that truly do care about me and for me as a real person. Yes, I have felt my heart being silently stolen on here.... and I have strong feelings....But, there is always one problem...and because of that.. I am sharing... I moved out of a relationship around 5 years ago in search of happiness. I am still searching. I just am having a hard time knowing why. I think I have all the qualities that are desired, but I am still alone..I don't get it. I do not believe in hitting women and children. I'm a lover not a fighter. I do not drink till drunk, I will call just to say I was thinking about you.. I have the sweet, caring, loving, thoughtful side. The sensual, sexual, passionate, affectionate side. The goofy, nutcase, laugh till you cry side. And, the serious, talk about it, fix it, take care of business side. What's the problem?..well... I have a tendency to end
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Ya' all awfully quiet for a Friday. What is everyone doing?
'twas The Night After Christmas
The Night After Christmas 'Twas the night after Christmas, his duties were done. Now Santa was looking to have him some fun. His stockings were flung on the floor and the chair, And over the mantle his used underwear. Mrs. Claus was as nervous as a blushing school girl. Watching as Santa's desire did unfurl. "Oh take me, you big boy!" she started to shout. And Santa responded by whipping it out. Santa arose with a big booming clatter. He was horny as hell, his dick growing fatter. "Fuck Donner and Blitzen, the elves and the toys. Show me what comes to very bad boys." From the front and the back, he gave her a fuck, And squeezed her big boobies to bring him good luck. His face was all red. His heart threatened to stall, As his pearly white semen splattered the wall. "Oh Santa," she cried, with moans of delight. "Boys need to be naughty, to have a good night."
A True Christmas Story . . . Tranny Trouble (written By A Friend)
Tranny Trouble Now, I love Christmas as much as the next girl, but when you work retail in a mall, keeping up the holiday spirit can be a real challenge. The only thing kept me going this year was flirting with that hot department store Santa down on the first floor. I’ve always had a thing for the big daddy type, and he had such a cute smile. We had a little back-and-forth going for a couple of weeks, and I requested the closing shift on Christmas Eve to see if I could get him alone. I told him to meet me in an empty conference room upstairs, and stay in costume. He showed up right on time, plunked down in a chair and patted his knee. I obliged by sliding my bottom onto his lap and stroked the flannel and fake fur of his suit. “What’s your name, honey?” “Amy,” I told him shyly. “Amy, have you been a good girl?” he asked, as I blushed and nodded. “What would you like Santa to bring you, sugarplum?” His big hands gave my round ass a firm squeeze. “Santa,” I said, “Ever since I was a
Mumping Around
If you don't see me hanging around much on here for the next couple of weeks it is because I am Mumping around lol Statistically speaking it's impossible for me to get them, according to my doc but Mother Nature is known for doing her own thing and proved my doc and the statistics wrong so here I am woozy as hell, swollen jowls and sore throat..... But if you are in dire need to see me hanging out here then take a peek in albums.... wish you all well and hope that if you haven't had them you never get them!!!! TTYS..... Kisses and MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm when I'm better.....
Awakening The Inner Warrior....
Awakening The Inner Warrior Stoking The Fire Within There are certain personality archetypes that we all carry within us, such as the inner child, the lover, and the mother. Some of these archetypes present themselves strongly, while others lay fallow. For example, there is an inner warrior in each one of us, but in some of us this warrior is underdeveloped to the point that we are unable to stand up for ourselves, even when necessary. There can be many reasons for this. We may have grown up with a parent whose warrior aspect was overdeveloped, and we responded by repressing ours completely. On the other hand, we may have grown up with parents in whom this aspect was dormant, so we never learned to awaken it in ourselves. A warrior is someone with the strength to stand up for what he or she believes; someone who perseveres in the face of challenges and obstacles; someone who speaks and acts in the service of an ideal; someone who protects those who are too weak to fight for them
A Christmas Story . . . Sucking Santa (written By A Friend)
Sucking Santa I know it's probably terrible of me, but I've always had kind of a thing for Santa Claus. His long white beard and the way he laughs always sends waves of excitement directly to my dick. I know he's married to Mrs. Claus. But in my fantasies, he'll let anyone go down on his chimney. After all, Santa is known for being a very giving soul. It was about 4:00 a.m. Christmas morning. I woke up having to pee so bad I thought I was going to explode. I knew finishing off that six pack right before going to bed was going to come back to haunt me. As I headed down the hall toward the bathroom, I glanced over and saw someone standing in my living room. He had his back to me, but I could still see that the guy was in a Santa costume. "Who the hell are you, and what are you doing in my house?" I said, taking a few cautious steps into the room. I know I should have been scared - the guy might have a gun. But I was hoping even if he was here to rob the place, he'd at least let me
Fubar Deletes A Hot Chick!!!
That's right folks, you heard it here first. "Just Me Jessica" from Oregon City, OR (Oh, she had some amazing PG-13 pics of herself and her totally hot entourage) just got the 'axe' from our very own Fubar Support. Why? The answer is she simple wasn't who she said she was. Yes, yes, I know you're saying, "But Shane, Support verifies all salutes. If anyone has tampered with a pic, let's say with Photoshop, their account will be deleted." My friends, Bing- fucking-Go! I wish that I could describe to you how bad of a retouched picture this faker tried to get past Support but unfortunately I was blocked from this losers profile after calling "her' out and expressing my suspicion that this alleged "hottie" was not who she claimed to be. "Brevinator" broke the news late last night that "Just me Jessica's" account was no longer available. So I'm posting a survey in connection with this blog. Do you think Support should 'require' every account to have a salute to beyond a certain lev
A Christmas Story . . . . Mrs. Claus' Secret Ingredient
Mrs. Claus' Secret Ingredient "That's it for this batch of Gingerbread Men," chirped Trixie the elf. "Shall we start on the Sugarplums, Mrs. Claus?" Santa's wife was gazing out the window of the Christmas cookie kitchen in the direction of her husband's toy workshop. "Mrs. Claus?" Trixie said again. "You seem distracted. Is something up?" "Oh dear," the woman said. "It's what isn't up that's bothering me." "I'm not sure what you mean," the elf replied. "Oh...fiddlesticks!" Mrs. Claus wrung her apron in her hands. "Can I tell you something confidential, woman to woman? Mr. Claus, he's been having, well, trouble lately. In the bedroom. "It's so embarrassing. I don't know what to do," she sighed. "I've tried to get him to see his doctor, but he just makes excuses. He says he's just tired, or worried about the toy orders. I've been patient, but I have needs too. I even went so far as to get myself one of those jackrabbit vibrators." Her already ruddy cheeks flushed deeper crimson
How Will And I Broke Up.
So I went to bed at 11pm the night before and woke up at 1:30am. I couldn't go back to sleep so I decided to write him a letter because well he seemed distant. and i wanted to be sure that when he's at boot camp he wanted to be my girlfriend even though it's long distance. At first I didn't think it was a good idea, then I realized I could make it work. I was deturmed to write to him every day if i had to. here's the letter. Dear Will alright how i feel things are going, so lovely. I adore you. you're someone if you asked me to move in with you I would in a heart beat. I don't know where i will be in 6 months because i for a moment was going to ask you if you wanted me to move with you. If i get this book finnished (currently working on the drawings) hopefully i can get a contract and write books. write enough to pay for college. Because of how things are at home i doubt i will go to college anytime soon. I mean we are getting back to having to use cloth diapers becau
Devout Boy Dies After Refusing Transfusion
14-year-old Jehovah's Witness thought treatment would make him ‘unclean’ The Associated Press updated 8:31 p.m. ET, Thurs., Nov. 29, 2007 SEATTLE - A few hours after a judge ruled that a 14-year-old Jehovah’s Witness sick with leukemia had the right to refuse a blood transfusion that might have helped him, the boy died, a newspaper reported. Dennis Lindberg died Wednesday night at Children’s Hospital and Regional Medical Center, his father, Dennis Lindberg Sr., told the Seattle Post-Intelligencer. Hospital spokeswoman Teri Thomas said she could not confirm or deny anything about the case at the request of the boy’s legal guardian, his aunt Dianna Mincin. Earlier Wednesday, Skagit County Superior Court Judge John Meyer had denied a motion by the state to force the boy to have a blood transfusion. The judge said the eighth-grader knew “he’s basically giving himself a death sentence.” “I don’t believe Dennis’ decision is the result of any coercion. He is mature and unders
A Christmas Story . . . Swinging Santa
Swinging Santa My friend Al wanted me to play Santa for the adults at this swingers party in a clubhouse. I'm not married or anything and I'm not crazy about having swingers sit on my lap so I told him to forget it. He said I was Scrooge. Anyway, Al never found anyone and, when the Big Night rolled around, he begged me to play Santa. "For a C Note," I told him and he forked it over. Anyway, I played Santa. It wasn't so bad. I had to sit on this hokey brass chair called "Santa's Throne" and Al told me it was solid gold. As if. And I had to hand out tequila candy canes and adult surprise gifts like dildos, rabbit vibrators, and sex gels. There was this blonde lady named Sandy dressed in green tights who played my elf. She was a dead ringer for Pamela Sue Anderson, I kid you not. She wore this hot green mini skirt and had on a little green elf cap. The whole time the members are crushing my lap telling me how much sex they want I'm staring at my elf's rock hard ass and her big juicy red
Cat Of Satan
So last night we have come to the conclusion that Chelsea the cat is one evil cat. She completely tried to kill one of my four ferrets last night. I was so pissed. To top it all off the damn cat enjoys scratching and biting you when you try to show her affection. I think the cat is 24-7 on the cat rag. And she will find your personal belongings and try to destroy them. So I think we are going to end up finding a better place for her. The ferret clan must be protected. I do have to give kudos to the cat for being intelligent enough to play all affectionate and loving when she wants something. She will try to climb on your lap with her nails and purr and be all lovey-dovey when she is begging for treats and food. It's like we have to keep her food dish full all the time or she is pissy. Let alone we give her two huge helpings of meow-mix twice a day. Its like what more do you what? So, we will see what she does next. I should snap a photo of her and post it with this. She l
Face To Face--poem
FACE TO FACE I long for the day, we're face to face, and I gaze, into your eyes. Tenderly I will embrace, With a heart that's twice its size. I'll lightly touch, your parting lips, and press them close to mine. A time for me to come to grips, With a love that's so divine. My arms wrapped tight around your waist, In a hold that won't let go. To be here truly, I am graced, My love I do bestow.
A Christmas Story . . . Elvish
Elvish "Damn kids. I'm so tired of dealing with them. 10 years of this, I'm absolutely fed up," Santa grumbled as he stuffed a pillow into his Santa suit. "Yeah. I've only been an elf this season, it sounded like a great way to make spending money for college, but it's really starting to get on my nerves," Francine replied, as she adjusted her green tights and slipped on her elfen shoes. "Well, we've got 10 minutes left before we have to go out there. 10 minutes of peace left." "'d better spend that time calming down, I'm afraid it's not only your belly that's bulging." Santa looked down and blushed deeper than the rosy red rouge on his cheeks. He'd been so busy admiring Francine's long, sexy legs that he'd forgotten to close the fly on his Santa suit. And didn't notice how rock hard she'd made him. "It's nice," Francine said, as she walked forwards Santa, who was fumbling with the buttons. She reached forward and pushed his hands away. When she felt his hardness, she
Have you ever felt loneliness, penetrating deep within your soul? Living together, but not whole. The world stopping ever moment you’re alone. We have been together now for more than eight years. The good has come with the bad, have we changed that much over the years? Have whom we become so different than whom we were? Passion, love, the uncontrollable urge to be together, has dissipated and dried. Thirty years and I sleep across the room. Wishing every moment I could spend in your arms. Dying to have you touch me because you want to. Not a reaction to being touched. Have you ever felt loneliness? I have. I walk the isles of the store with a tear warming my face and sadness in my heart. There are many types of love in this world, and to some degree with love most everything. To love a person can mean to engage in a friendship, to want to be intimate and share every moment together forever. There is unconditional love in which we parents give to our children. Yes, lo
A Christmas Story . . . Santa Milfs (written By A Friend)
Santa MILFs It's hard being a divorced mom at Christmas time. And I don't just mean it's hard making ends meet and buying the presents. My boys, Troy and Kevin, weren't getting any socks and underwear under the tree. I know how to shop for teenagers. Troy is 17, and although I wasn't about to buy him that giant subwoofer he asked for, I knew he'd be happy with the iPod he'd find in his Christmas stocking. And Kevin, 13, was getting a new BMX only requirement being that he wear a helmet. There are times, though, like late on Christmas Eve when I was trying to assemble that damn bike, that I wished I had a man around. Not because I can't handle a hex wrench, mind you, and besides, if that was all I needed I could have asked Troy for a hand. No, I just missed sharing the warmth of the holidays and the Christmas memories. And there's no reason I should be alone - I'm an attractive brunette with a nice figure, and at 41, I'm barely over the hill. But I always seem to hook up wit
Male Or Female?
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
Angels Amoungst Us
My Baby Girl, The sun shimmered upon the clouds. The brilliant reds and orange glistened amongst the clouds. For a moment peace filled my soul. I felt you. Though you were miles away you watch the sun set his weary body beneath the horizon. You are always there, in my mind and my soul. You surround me and hold me full of life. Your love, heals me, as your smile caresses my being. You are my favorite, my blessing. Though life brings it’s disasters and punishment, you alone are my savior. One look at you and I am set free. The luminous nature, of your touch warms me. Thank you for being here. Always. As my angel, my Baby Girl you guide me on my trek through life’s sorrows and woes. You are amazing, you are beautiful, you are my wife. My shimmering princess, thou hast saved me from my own destruction. You make me whole, together we are one and the same, two hearts that beat as one. A life that shall and can not be tattered nor torn. We, you and me, have every
A Christmas Story . . . How Viagra Saved Christmas
How Viagra Saved Christmas Oh, man. I am just not in the mood to do this whole Santa schtick this year. I've been busting my ass 24-7, riding those frickin' elves to crank out the toys and it's still never enough. Everybody wants a piece of me. Everyone just takes, takes, takes, but what about my needs? Do you have any idea how long since I've gotten some tail? Oh, nevermind, I can't even get it up anyway, I'm so exhausted all the time. Mrs. Claus has lost all patience and I've been sleeping on the couch since June. Well, here's the first stop on the Christmas Eve delivery route. I park the sleigh, and the elves help sort out the gifts. I always bring a trio of hot elvish babes to keep me awake on these all-night runs. Ginger, Cinnamon, and Pepper - I call them my Spice Girls - all with firm tushes and luscious breasts popping out of their elf suits. They're fun to look at, but tonight having them around is almost depressing, given my lack of libido. Down the chimney and into the h
Dancing Elfs
Hiiii again!! Heres another treat from the dancing elfes !! just copy and paste and get a treat!! and laugh your ass off!!
On The Eleventh Day Of Christmas . . .
*today Is Better*
Ryan's gonna be ok. Thanx everyone for the love and support. Wal-Mart has saved the day again folks. I almost busted out in a full blown tribal when I saw it I had to buy it. "Q Is For Queen. The A-Z Of Queen Volume 1" Talk about geek out. I freakin had it open before I got to my car. It's been so long sine I've heard "Fat Bottomed Girls" I was giggling like a school girl the whole way home. Not to mention it's a CD/DVD special. *creams* Today has also been awesome cuz I got paid $251.97 for working 20 hours last week. HA!! Neener Neener! You wish you had overtime and holiday pay like me. Not to mention I got $37 of it for working 2 1/2 hours on Friday. And now . . . TO THE GUITAR HERO!!!!!!
On The Tenth Day Of Christmas
CCC-1300 Sexy Santa's Dress & Hat Costume $32.95 DG-4017 Santas Sweetie Christmas Dress 6 pc Costume $45.95
What Do You Want?
Tell me what do you want for Christmas? I'm not going to get it for you, I just want to know! I want Victoria Secret Pajamas and a Bread Machine. I still feel bah humbug tho!
A Poem
such a long standing question that riddles the mind something spectacular,and one of a kind its not something you see,hear,or smell its something felt,in your core,mind, and soul something not bought,nor paid for but something you give,receive,and hold close within for its too often untold it can make you feel like a king you see it can even make you absolutely fucking C-R-A-Z-Y I guard my heart for its tired of the hurt never again will I choose to eat dirt Sex is natural and very beautiful to me But it means nothing without true intamacy
For All Bombers And Friends
hung_like_a_wabbit...... ©CEO and Founder of " All Canadian Krew ©"@ fubar if u go to hung_like_a_wabbit's page and rate all of his trading cards pics he will then in return make one for ya!! these are very neat!! check it out!!
Leave It To Beavers
Jumping right into this blog today.....political foreplay in Chicago. Just a little history on the Cook County Board. Daddy Stroger was a strong Democrat and has done amazing things for the City of Chicago. He had Cook County Hospital closed and had a state of the art hospital built in it's place. This hospital is in an area where the majority of folks need free health care. So Daddy did a wonderful thing and now the hospital is called Stroger. Daddy Stroger had a stroke and his son has been primed for the position and was elected into the slot of County Board President. The Strogers are black. Fast forward to November, 2007. Junior iStroger is trying to get his budget passed and it's been vetoed. The bottom line in this budget is that taxes for Cook County residents would increase. Right now, residents are paying about 3/4 of a cent in taxes on anything purchased in the county. Had this budget been passed, Chicago would have one of the highest sales taxes in the nation
On The Ninth Day Of Christmas . . .
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On The Eighth Day Of Christmas
No one falls in love by choice, it is by CHANCE. No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK. And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by CHOICE
Profile Ratings
Recently I've been having problems with picture ratings. I will admit that I have given some people a rating of less than ten on their profile pics (when I've been on this site and clicked on the 'bored' button). For some people with pictures that are just dumb (ie: Nascar pics, gang signs, devil ducks) I have given a one ! Most of those people then get offended. They then check out my profile pics, examine them and rate them a '1' even if thats not the rating I gave them in the first place ! Very mature ! Sometimes I have received a shout asking me what my problem is ! For the most part I give ratings of less than 10 because I don't feel the pic deserves it ! I am not trying to offend people here or be mean but everyone has their own personal preferences. Someone might put up a picture of themself which they think is absolutely gorgeous. Others might not think so and give them less than 10. Should you get offended at that ? I don't think so. Do you personally know these people
The Mission
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Tampon Vs Condom
A condom tells a tampon, "You always stop my business for a week!" The tampon says, "Yeah but when you f*ck up I lose my job for 9 months!"
Don't Ask
What part of don't ask do you not understand? For all you lil boy's who asked to be a friend, Because you thought you'd see what was in it. Remove me as a friend, If I wanted you to see what was in it, I would not have made the folder PRIVATE. Stop fuckin asking me to see my private pics the answer is NO, If you don't like it then hey fuckin remove me as a friend I really don't give a good fuck.
Queensryche - Breaking The Silence ! Live Drums' Performed By Marty (party) Kays !
One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story to tell, and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day when the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story, little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Suzy replies,"Don't keep all your eggs in one basket." Next is little Lucy. "Well my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched." The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Lucy replies, "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched." Last was little Billy. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war; his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumpe
Bs.. Of Course Always On Fubar.. Fawking Children
¤®£V£®êñФÐJ~£t...: ok listen up jessa is puttin ppl up to sb ppl in here to her lounge anyone gets one of these let me know who its from thank you this was sent to pplz.. At this time 11:50 central um.. i was sleeping.. im soo happy i can do shit while i sleep.. damn i must be powerful when i sleep.. fuckign children.. and i keep getting these >>>>> DJ VAMPIRE*HYDA... was just banned and ejected by lounge staff!
Re: Sooooo....what's The Deal With World Trade Center 5????
RE: Sooooo....What's the Deal with World Trade Center 5???? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pamela's Protest Date: 30 Nov 2007, 15:42 Sooooo....What's the Deal with World Trade Center 5????----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: ♂ Georgilla 9.11 Truth Now Guerrilla ♀Date: Nov 30, 2007 7:30 AMWorld Trade Center Building 5 ~ Why No Collapse ? ***Look at the Perfect Little Outline of Building Seven***READ THE COMMENTS OF THE VIDEO HereSome Choice Comments from (3 months ago) (Reply) Wow. The fires on that building are intense and it was damaged by falling debris as well. It should have fallen at free fall speed straight down before the end of the day. Hmmmm. I wonder why it didnt. hotwriter36 (4 months ago) Borders Bookstore, where I worked, was just
Queensryche - Needle Lies' ! Live On Drums' Marty Kays!
Oil Prices Aren't Rising - The Us Dollar Is Plummeting!
OIL prices aren't rising - the US dollar is plummeting! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pamela's Protest Date: 30 Nov 2007, 13:40 OIL prices aren't rising - the US dollar is plummeting!----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: My Hate Speech3Date: Nov 30, 2007 5:05 AMOIL prices aren't rising - the US dollar is plummeting!I don't like cursing. But, this is f*&%ing ridiculous.Oil traders increased BETS that December futures will reach $125 a barrel because of possible disruptions to Middle East supplies and rising demand.Here we are (us, Americans), day after day, listening to the media tell us all about how "traders" are "trading" oil at ever higher prices because they're a-scared of this shortage or that disruption, or this crisis, or that air strike.And all the while we watch anxiously, preparing to cut back on our gasoline or dish out more dollars for our commutes.Well, I have news for you.When someone "BETS" that something is or i
Can You Hear The Drums?????
CAN YOU HEAR THE DRUMS????? Why does Bush invoke the threat of World War III? Part 1: Iran’s strategic position go to original By Alex Lantier This is the first of a three-part series. Part two will be posted December 1. On October 17, George Bush made a remarkable statement concerning the mounting tensions between the US and Iran: “If you’re interested in avoiding World War III, it seems like you ought to be interested in preventing [Iran] from having the knowledge necessary to make a nuclear weapon.” Bush has since repeated and defended this comment. It testifies to the superficiality of media commentary that this declaration has not been subjected to critical analysis. Bush’s statement has profound and far-reaching implications. Washington’s deliberate stoking of political tensions with Iran over the last year—with accusations of Iranian military assistance to the anti-US Iraqi resistance, and the branding of portions of the Iranian armed for
Queensryche - Spreading The Disease! Live On Drums' Marty Party!
More Stupidity Online
The other day, I had a man turn down my friendship request. His comment was, "oh, you accept just anyone". Now folks, this is about one of the stupidest comments I ever heard. Number 1. This is the internet! Its not real life. a) it could lead to real life, but its not yet. b) this is an online bar, its a game, an entertainment. Number 2. Friendship is not something any of us can afford to throw away in any form. a) A friend you make on fubar today could be a life saver or the love of your life a year from now. Want to risk throwing that away? Life is risk, when you stop taking risk, pull that 6ft of dirt over you cause life is done baby!
My First Fubar Blog
Blogs frequently make me nervous; it's not easy to be witty and fun the very first time on a new blog...egads, what if I make a Fubar faux pas and don't even know it :o Anyhow, my very first day on Fubar coincides with my 29th Wedding Anniversary...which deserves one gave us even 12 months starting out... Life is fun, all in all. Or I guess it is if you look for the fun; my goal is to laugh loud and hard daily :D Anyhow, if I do mess up, miss a shout out, don't do something I should or do something I shouldn't, please bear with me...I'll get this place figured out eventually!
Advice Please!
So, 10 months ago we decided to move due to almost being robbed in our last apartment. We moved into a 3 bedroom with a guy friend Zeke. We thought it would be cool considering we all worked together and was awesome friends. 3 days later he quits and finds a new job at O'Charlies down the road and starts to become a new person. I never knew that new people could take such a personal and extreme difference on someone but hey not my buisness. We made a list of rules before moving in that included not smoking cigs in the apartment and noone touching Zeke's personal things in the computer room. We have 100% went by these and have tried not to disrespect anyone for that matter. About a month ago Zeke's new (and I mean by 2 weeks) girlfriend comes and cries to us about her 3 guy roommates kicking her to the curb and she had no other place to go. I am generally a warm hearted and weak hearted person so I said she could stay with us. Thing about is that I personally had to ask her ab
Joe Wins Again!
ahh, even when i lose, i win. lets just say i got my phone back and will get my bike back soon. this fills joe's heart with warm feelings. finally, my circuitious plan is one-half towards fruition. what is that plan? cant tell you. its been deemed classified above top secret. anyways, bottom line, im happy. ill be happier once i get out of this hell-hole and get to tucson, where its not as hot.
Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perha
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Ever Wonder...just A Few Thing To Make You Laugh The Morning.
...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? ...why "abbreviated" is such a long word? ...why doctors call what they do "practice"? ...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? ...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? ...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? ...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? ...who tastes dog food when it has a "new &improved" flavor? ...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? ...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? ...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ? ...why sheep don't shrink when it rains? ...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? ...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the op
Charles Lindbergh's - September 11, 1941 Des Moines Spee
Charles Lindbergh's - September 11, 1941 Des Moines Spee Charles Lindbergh's - September 11, 1941 Des Moines Speech Link:
Whats Santa Going To Get Me For Christmas This Year
Hate The Buzz!
i hate the "BUZZ" button on the Yahoo Messanger. I swear i want this feature banned and removed from all future editions of Yahoo. I am a loyal 8/9 year Yahoo subscriber. I didnt complain when you took the Super Webcams away. I didnt complain when you let the kids have their stupid little progs that do weird crap in the chatrooms, I didnt complain when you took the user-made chatrooms away. I didnt complain when my 7 year long running screen name got hacked into, and your wonderful team of so-called "specialists" had no clue as to why this occurance happened. I still cant believe it; same name, same DOB, same password, same mothers maiden name, same pets name, same high school, same shoe size, same hair fetish, all the same verification information, for SEVEN YEARS! Then all of a sudden all of it's changed, and they cant seem to figure out why, how, or who! Nor a way to let me back in? ARGH! I hope you die wearing a clown costume, and a self-lubricated strap on, in a McDonalds drive-th
Get Me Agift
A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/30/07;
Oh shit my little dick and I are happy now, we just got email saying holiday sale on Penis Enlargement pills! Hey I wonder if I wait for the after christmas discount or soon even fuckin' K-mart will be selling the shit? LMFAO
Useless Trivia(made Me Laugh)
In the interest of promoting knowledge and good will, I offer you some . . . VERY INTERESTING STUFF In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb' ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. ------------------------------------------- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ------------------------------------------- Coca-Cola was originally green. ------------
I'm Not A Consumer. I'm Gonna Out Santa Claus
I'm Not a CONSUMER. I'm gonna OUT Santa Claus Don't Bring Your Kids Around Me BECAUSE I WILL TELL THEM I'm Not a CONSUMER. I'm gonna OUT Santa Claus It's another stupid lie for corporate profits... Thanks THE VANDALS for singing that song yo.
Re: You Are A Terrorist.
RE: You are a terrorist. ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: *RC_REVOLUTION [resistance] -RONPAUL2008- Date: 30 Nov 2007, 14:29 Attention everyone reading this, you my friend are a terrorist.That's right, a terrorist. Well at least according to The Violent Radicalization Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act of 2007 It's already been passed by the House, next on to the Senate, and if it's already been passed by the House.. than it's going to have an easy time to push through the Senate.So, what does this all mean to me?" You may ask yourselves. It means that the government will have a panel APPOINTED BY BUSH who oversees. You, and You, and You, and You.. and You over there. They will look at your records of online activity.. they will look at your video rentals, your book rentals. They will talk to your teachers, your neighbors, your fucking priest. They will then hold a session...on whether or not to deem you a terrorist. Not only this, but they will litera
Re: Deluded Mccain Thinks Americans Believe 9/11 Hoax
RE: Deluded McCain Thinks Americans Believe 9/11 Hoax ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 30 Nov 2007, 14:53 Deluded McCain Thinks Americans Believe 9/11 Hoax Senator John McCain, who this week made a crass and bumbling effort to smear Ron Paul as a fascist appeaser, appeared just as deluded at a recent speaking engagement at which he was asked why he penned the foreword to Popular Mechanics' Debunking 9/11 Myths book.
Blog 1
Just an average guy barreling down on 50 and fightin' it for all its worth. This is one confusing website, but looks like fun. My one picture is 8 years old now. I look about the same except for the stupid hat and I am a little more sober than I was that night with more grey hair.
Why Catholics Make The Sign Of The Cross
"History of a Christian Prayer. The Sign of The Cross. A Call to Christian Unity and Humility, by Frederick Pogorzelski. Please, make "The Sign of The Cross" in a spirit of charity, reconcillation, and Christian unity. Philippians 2:1, 2 "...If, therefore, there is any comfort in Christ, any encouragement from charity, any fellowship in the Spirit, any feeling of mercy, 2. fill up my joy by thinking alike, having the same charity, with one soul and one mind..." The Sign of The Cross. In the name of the Father, And of the Son, And of the Holy Spirit. Amen. Help from the Holy Bible. Gal. 6:14 "...But far be it from me to glory except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by which the world has been crucified to me, and I to the world..." Ezechiel 9:4 "...Pass throught the city [through Jerusalem] and mark an X on the foreheads of those who moan and groan over all the abominations that are praticed within it..." {Footnote: Ezechiel is pre-eminently the prophet of p
What I Am About
I am just an honest caring guy who gives a Damn about who he is and who he is with.. I take care of the lady I will be with and make sure she is happy.. As for My Military career I take that just as serious... I give 100% to Life and love... If that is so wrong then I shutter to think what people will think... To all those ladies who dont want to get to know a guy who is Honest, caring and a commitment minded guy and only go for looks something is wrong with you...
O.K. most of you know I have been sick ya know stuffed nose head pain stuff like that, yesterday I was feelin so much better I was like kool Im not gonna be sick for long! Then this mornin I wake with massive pain in my tummy Im thinkin great what now then I learn what now as I go runnin to the bathroom to vomit It hurts I dont like this pain! Why wont it stop? Have I not been through enough? well anyway had to just rant for a minute. thanks for reading.
A Different Christmas Poem
Subject: A different Christmas poem Subject: A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near , But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the Sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stoo
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A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some
What The Hell
Well I went to bed feeling like crap, and I woke up feeling the same. I don't know why I let some things get to me the way they do, but yesterday started really great and by the end of the day I felt like I did something wrong. Made me realize I really need to rethink some issues. Breaks my heart but I'm not feeling like this again.
Tony Romo Won His Showdown With Brett Favre And The Packers, Tossing Four Tds In The Win.
a href=""> The speculation has been there for a couple of months now, but it was finally proven Thursday night. The Cowboys are the best football in the NFC - right now. Certainly, the Cowboys are hoping they will be able to claim that time come late January, but as things stand now, they are the top dogs in the conference after Thursday night's 37-27 win over the Packers in a showdown of 10-1 teams. The Cowboys moved to 11-1 and clinched a playoff berth in the process. They can clinch the NFC East on Sunday if the Giants lose in Chicago or wrap up their first division title since 1998 by simply winning one more game. But by beating the Packers in front of a raucous Texas Stadium crowd, the Cowboys now have the inside track on claiming home-field advantage throughout the playoffs. "It's great to be 11-1," head coach Wade Phillips said. "This put us in the playoffs, which was our first goal. Our second goal was to win our division
What's In A Name?
Do you recall not long ago, when some Dutch cartoonists were threatened with death over mere drawings which the Moslems didn't like? In some places there were even riots in the streets...because of CARTOONS! That and the story below show plainly that the right to freedom of thought and speech do not exist in the minds of those of Islamic faith. =============================================== KHARTOUM, Sudan (CNN) - Hundreds of protesters brandishing swords and sticks gathered outside Khartoum's presidential palace Friday to vent their anger against a British teacher jailed for allowing children to name a teddy bear "Mohammed." Gillian Gibbons, 54, had been working at a school popular with wealthy Sudanese and expatriates since August, after leaving her position as deputy head teacher at a primary school in Liverpool this summer. She had simply asked the children to pick their favorite name for the new class mascot, which she was using to aid lessons about animals and their hab
Comcast Sucks
My cable bill was due, so I went online to pay it yesterday. I tried several times, but it always came back saying they could not process it at that time and to come back later and try again. Well, the last time it said something different. It said my payment had already been made and not to try again lol. So I pulled up my account. Not only had I paid what I owed, but I had a $503 credit. All the times it said they could not process it, they WERE accepting it. So I try to call them. I got through their menu of selections to where i needed to be. And I waited. Twenty minutes later, it cut me off. I tried again, and got cut off. I tried a third time, and no one answered before I gave up. I called a few hours later, and sat on hold awhile, until the computerized system says "We are having Technical Issues, try again later." So I emailed them. They better fix this crap today.
A Different Christmas Poem
Subject: A different Christmas poem Subject: A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near , But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the Sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure st
I Dont Get It
If all someone does is give give give.. put herself on the backburner to make sure other people are taking care of first be called a selfish bitch.. i am confused.. makes me feel like a failure as a wife.. i dont know what to do or think.. will it get better?
"LOVE", What ever happened to it? Current mood: hopeful Category: Life You know, some of you are not old enough to remember the simpler time in life. I was recently reminded by a post from a friend. The post was about, "Do you remember". It got me to thinking about what was really important. There were things like, lying on your back with a friend and looking at the clouds and saying, "what does that one look like", or, cartoons that weren't 30 minutes of advertisement for an action figure.....What ever happened to those days? I can only guess. First came the commute to work, gotta go where jobs are but don't want to give up that home in the suburb's. Ever notice, you don't spend alotta time in that suburban home anymore??? Then came the computer, well hell we all know what the fuck happened after that....WE"RE HERE!! We're so busy doing shit and fighting traffic that we gotta schedule a meeting with our family just to remember what they look like. Along with what i mention
The Price Of Being Fu Famous???
I am so glad I am a nobody on this site. Teh nasty mean bulletins going around... hes screwin soap.. shes takin her panties off for rates.. she smokes crack and is ugly.. wtf??? Im not in high school no more.. and I dont think even THEN I was subject to the kind of preschool games that are here. They do have a block button for this very same reason. If you dont like someone.. and hey I bet I will be on this list very soon.. BLOCK THEM!!!!! EVERYONE on this site is just like you.. the person makin the bulletins.. the blogs.. human and with feelings. Everyone has bad days.. and everyone will hurt when you get nasty about them. You dont like it.. be THUMPER!!!!! If you aint got nothing nice to say.. keep your fucking mouth shut!!!!! I am proud to be a nobody..32 years old non soap fucker, no crack and hey.. maybe even cute.
Christmas Joke:)
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' >> The man replied, 'These are Carols'
This is a slightly more complex game, but very, very fun when mastered. This game requires a minimum of 5 people to play. High boot factor. The first hand of asshole is the establishing hand. This will decide who is the President, V-Pres, Normal People, and the Asshole for the next round. Approxiametly 6 or 7 cards are dealt to each player, depending on the number playing this can be higher or lower. The rank of the cards is as follows (most powerful to least powerful) 2, A, K, Q, ... 4, and 3. Some is chosen to go first and they play a card, the next person has two options: 1. to play a card higher than (but not the same) as the previous card. 2. or to pass on that turn. For example, if a 4 is lead, a next player must play HIGHER than a 4, the the next player has to play higher than that. A new hand starts when all players pass, or when someone plays a 2 (the most powerful card). The last person to play a card, leads the next hand. This proceeds until all playe
Hows Your Sex Life
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I Cant Believe It
WOW, I wake up today thinking I just have a few things to do. lol Not, I wake up to someone stole my shovel and when I look out in the back yard SOMEONE STOLE THE SWINGSET TOO. What is the World coming to? Oh and we have 4inches of snow and its Still snowing. Now i gotta shop for a new shovel and a lock for it too. lmao. wow.
Bilderberg 2007 Comes To An End Bilderberg 2007 comes to an end Daniel Estulin Sunday June 3, 2007 The sun has set on Bilderberg 2007. After a sumptuous lunch, most Bilderbergers will return to their countries of choice freshly armed with precise instructions from the Steering Committee on how to proceed in covertly expanding the powers of One World Government. Amongst this year’s delegates we can find Henry Kissinger; Henry Kravis of KKR; Marie Josee Kravis of Hudson Institute; Vernon Jordan; Etienne Davignon, Bilderberger President; Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands, daughter of one of the founders, Prince Bernhard and the Queen and King of Spain. As a rhetorical question, can someone please explain to me how is it that “good” liberals such as John Edwards and Hillary Clinton as well as “do-gooder” humanitarians with multip
A New Home For Outlaw Angel
The Littlest Christmas Tree
The Littlest Christmas Tree T'was a blustery and bone-chilling night that Christmas Eve. The snow was piled deep and there seemed to be no relief in sight. And yet it was beautiful. They didn't have much, but they had each other. Ever since Little Tommy's dad passed away four years ago Christmas Day, he had been a very depressed child at this time of year. His Grandfather, Otis, tried as best he could to help, but with the arthritis, this time of year was difficult for him, also. There were no presents under the tree this year, times had been very hard on Tommy's family, in fact, there wasn't even a tree. Grampa Otis suddenly had an idea!! He had saved a little money, it wasn't much, but maybe, just maybe it would be enough. He said, “Come on, Tommy...we're going to get that Christmas Tree...what's Christmas without a tree?” So, they grabbed their coats, which were very old and worn fairly thin and went out into the snow and cold in search of a Christmas Tree lot, knowing that t
Xmas Tree
You can also search for gifts....It's really funny.
Fight The Power
its time to to fight the powers that hold us down time to fight back and take what is ours let the world and the people and power know we are not afraid of them let the know how we feel let them know that our struggles are real let them know that is hard for us to deal let them know just how it feels its so surreal being in this world with no power no control but my people mostly inmportant let them know we got soul we have to fight the powers for what is ours and like our forefathers before us we must let them know we can stand tall and proud so if your with me let me hear you because the times are hard and we must fight the powers together because not one man can stand alone and fight the weather so my people lets get together for the cause
Get Over It! Calls in Sudan for execution of Briton By MOHAMED OSMAN, Associated Press Writer 59 minutes ago Thousands of Sudanese, many armed with clubs and knives, rallied Friday in a central square and demanded the execution of a British teacher convicted of insulting Islam for allowing her students to name a teddy bear "Muhammad." The protesters streamed out of mosques after Friday sermons, as pickup trucks with loudspeakers blared messages against Gillian Gibbons, the teacher who was sentenced Thursday to 15 days in prison and deportation. She avoided the more serious punishment of 40 lashes. They massed in central Martyrs Square, outside the presidential palace, where hundreds of riot police were deployed, although they did not try to stop the rally. "Shame, shame on the U.K.," protesters chanted. They called for Gibbons' execution, saying, "No tolerance: Execution," and "Kill her, kill her by firin
Daily Horoscope: Aries
Daily Horoscope: Aries For November 30,2007 You're tempted to let a friend or family member know what you're really thinking, but today is a good time to practice the art of diplomacy. Straight-up criticism won't be received very well.
I have been pursuing something I don't think exists...I have put rules in my bring order and some sense of purpose to it. I stopped dating younger men and would only go out with guys my age. Well this has not been working. Men my age are tired,have lots of baggage,and are not able to keep up physically. cannot deal with erection problems. I am not jesus, I cannot make the limp AGENDA>>>Stop being so picky..."The most beautiful and wonderful things in this world can neither be touched or seen but felt only with the heart"... Helen Keller
Darkness Embraced
My Love, come with me, hold my hand, make me see. Child of the night show me your ways, drag me beneath to run through your maze. Everything not bright, nothing of light. pull me into your world, let me be your girl. Cover my eyes led by the blind, Just cuts, Just scrapes don't worry I'm fine. Our blood blends together, our scars just the same, The darkness so beautiful, day so mundane. My love belongs to you, take it and make it true. Your mystique too angelic, so soft, so deep Take me, make me, hold me, I'm yours
20 Ways To Make A Man's Christmas
20 ways to make a man's Christmas at its best! 1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, la, la, latio- la, la, la, la. 9. Spark his menorah with a hot strip tease. 10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her! 11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle. 12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingere. 13. Unwrap his package. 14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed. 15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air. 16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose. 17. Heat him up with a snow job. 18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own. 19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper. 20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice.
Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Maybe I Am Heavenbound
Hello Everyone, I have decided to delete my lounge. At the present moment. I am just unable to take care of it and to make sure there is music in it. Maybe sometime in the future I will open up another one. Thanks for all my friends that helped me out. I appreciate all your help. Siren of Love
Update 2
I have a headache so freaking bad. I am going to my first real OB appointment. I changed my insurance so I would have to be seen by the effing ARMY. They screwed me over on Weds when I went and so there for I am being seen off base at a real OB clinic!! I refuse to have my child on an ARMY base and I refuse to have my child surrounded by idiots who dont give a damn if you are sitting there for over an hour and finally tell me I am not being seen today even tho I was early enough and everything else, and then tell me I was only being seen for medication. Which can be taking care of by my reg doc or at my OB appointment. Then tell me I wont be seen till Jan for my first OB appointment. MIND YOU..I HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE!!!! They are fucking idiots! I have heard so many damn stories about Ft. Carsons OB clinic it's unreal! So yeah I am going at 9:30am my time to fill out papers and whatever else and hopefully get measured and such. But I am going to go take meds.
50 Things
1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty. 13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously. 14. When
Prayers For Cassie & Mel
imikimi - Customize Your World imikimi - Customize Your World ~CASSIE~ PRAYING FOR MEL AND ALL OTHERS~~@ fubarmeljust4u@ fubar
Wait A Minute
ok, let me first say I love my hubby and I want no one else~! I love to talk and that is all. Yesterday my friend (who I thought was a friend) blocked me. I still can't figure that out. Oh, well....but she said something about me wanting her man and that she wasn't going anywhere~well, I don't want him and I ain't leaving my man for someone who is a player~!! that being said let's move along and get over it~! I have no particular plans for the weekend. The kids are dying to go gift shopping for each other. We counted up their change bowl and they have to split what is in there. So far they have about $11 each. Not much you think, but to a 5 year's a fortune. Now my kids get what they need all the time. It's things they want they don't get all the time. Yea they get rewarded and get special things but they have to earn it. I had to when I was growing up so they have to also. I am a firm believer in making my kids responsible for their actions. I love my kids
A Trip To Victorias Secret
A Trip To Victoria Secret A man goes to Victoria Secret to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit. "This is $200," she says. "I want one that's more sheer," says he. "This one is $350." "I want it even more sheer than that." "This one is the most sheer that we have. It's $500." "I'll take it!" The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her saying, "Go put this on and come down to model it for me." His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks, "This thing is so see-through that the old coot won't even notice if I'm wearing it or not. I can take this back for a refund and he won't know the difference." So his wife comes out wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose at the top of the stairs. "So, how do you like it?" she asks. Her husband then complains, "Darn, you'd think for $500 they'd iron the dang thing!"
Look At Me
Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli
Happy Hour
How could a relaxing evening with a steamy bubble bath, soft romantic music, the warm glow of candlelight, the taste of fine wine, and the scent and softness of rose petals get any better? If you were here to share it with.
Look At Me
Tell me what u think
I'd like to slowly peel off your jeans, your shirt, your underclothes, loving and kissing every inch of flesh I expose, and working my way up to your neck, your ear lobes, your lips. Then I'd sensuously work my way back down to where you're hot and throbbing, urgently cooling the heat with my tongue-- only to build yet another fire that can only be extinguished when our bodies meld into one.
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Happy Friday!
May everyone's Day and Evening be filled with magic dust for happiness! Hugzzzzzzz to all my friends! ;)
Murphey's Laws Of Combat
Murphy's Laws of Combat Recommended by: Jim Cook Recoiless rifles...aren't. Suppressive fire.....won't. Friendly fire.....isn't. Automatic weapons....aren't. Incoming fire has right-of-way. If the enemy is in range, so are you. When in doubt, empty the magazine. A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you it's time to slow down. Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you. Anything you do can get you shot...including doing nothing. Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able to get out. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. Professionals are predictable, amateurs are dangerous. The easy way is always mined. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy. If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. No combat-r
This Is Great.
I came into work this morning and they have a radio here now. of course it's set to one of the generic stations that relentless plays christmas songs. so what did they play just now? Feliz Navidad. I put my head on my desk and laughed. My father has been torturing me all week with this song. Now all i need is to hear the Christmas Shoes so I can jump out the window.
Sooooo, my husband asked me on Monday or Tuesday if he could invite two people over this weekend for some steaks and stuff. So i said Yeah, and i asked about this one couple, he said they where going out of town and couldn't make it. This morning he calls me at 7:30 AM. Tells me that when i go to the store to buy steaks and stuff for dinner, I need to buy 10 steaks. he invited his entire section over for dinner without asking me!!! The house is a wreck (we've been outta town and xmas decorating) and i have to go buy a bunch of food!!!!! I don't care to have the guys over. One of the couples we've been trying to get over here since the boys got back from Iraq last month. But an extra 6 people? he coulda atleast asked first... ARGGGGG ok i'm done with my rant :)
Preparation, It's Not The Answers,...rather, It's The Questions Asked.
I've never sung anything that I wasn't ready to sing. --Claudia Schmidt Most of us are curious about the "olden days" before we were born. We ask our parents what life was like when they were kids, what they did, what they looked like, and what they thought about. But most of us, even those who are parents ourselves, have probably never asked our parents, "Were you ready to go to school, to grow up, to get married, to get a job, to have me?" So often we are afraid to take even a small new step, afraid of change. We feel so alone in our uncertainty. From our point of view, it often looks as though everybody's ready except us. Perhaps another way to look at it is that, for most of our lives, readiness really isn't much of an issue. Were we ready to be born? Were we ready to walk, to read, to sing? Maybe we were; maybe not. What's important is what we did, not what we were ready to do. For life is mostly a matter of jumping in feet first shouting, "Here I come, ready or not!"
Growth Conflict
Can't help thinking its strange that the clouds aren't closing in... sometimes we're so used to wallowing in our sorrow that when things are going great, you sorta want things to go wrong pretty soon. Heck, maybe thats why I haven't been able to write much lately, there just isn't anything I have to bitch about or ponder lately. Its no wonder that happier people are usually simpler people. I just hope i'm not becoming stagnant... if i start smelling a little stale, I might just have to create some problems in my life. So I won't feel like a peg in a clockwork sometimes... hmm, maybe thats why women love to create drama so much, and hence, the females usually have higher EQ than men. so my new equation for today is that: conflict + alcohol = growth + alcohol (alcohol can be replaced by herbal supplements but is not an integral part of the equation) =) Damnit, I'm running out of excuses to drink.
She Is On The Way Here
ok well today is the day. sum of you my know that today is the day the my fuwife is cumin to see me. sume of u may not, and the funny thing is that im not scared at all. well not know well anywere from 4 to 6 this afternoon she will be pulling in to town. i just hope she likes what she see's. ok now im making my self scared so i think im goin to go take a shower and try and fig out what da hell i should wear?!?!?!?!?!? lmao the marines train me to face anything in this world with no fear but im bout to freak out.
Want To Know Why People Do What They Do
Cops: Mother killed 2 in store bathroom Fri Nov 30, 12:03 AM ET AUGUSTA, Ga. - A 22-year-old woman fatally stabbed her two young children in a convenience store bathroom Thursday, police said. ADVERTISEMENT A worker at Food Mart told police she saw Jeanette Michelle Hawes enter the restroom Thursday afternoon with the two children, a boy and girl, and then heard a scream, Richmond County Sheriff Ronnie Strength said. The worker called 911, and when deputies arrived they forced the door open and found Hawes on the floor, holding a steak knife and covered in the children's blood, Strength said. Jordon Hawes, 1, and Shakayla Hawes, 3, were pronounced dead upon arrival at the Medical College of Georgia Hospital. Both died of stab wounds to the chest, Chief Deputy Coroner Mark Bowen said. Hawes was charged with two counts of murder and with possession of a knife during the commission of a crime. She was being held at the Richmond County jail. Jail officials s
I Remember
For Tina I remember the time you said you loved me. I remember the time you didnt want to get off the phone with me. I remember the time you would call me and text me. I remember the time you used to laugh when I joked with you. I remember the time you called me your babe. I remember the time you never cared about the minutes wasted. I remember the time you considered me your number one. I remember the time you fought with me. I remember the time you would forgive me. I remember the time I would forgive you. I remember the time you wanted to marry me. I remember the time you only had me in your heart. I remember the time you could tell me anything. I remember the time you would tell me the truth. I remember the time you started to lie to me. I remember the time you said you hated me. I remember the time you hurt me. I remember the time I hurt you. I remember the time we made up. I remember the time you used to come after me to work it out. I remember the time
Interesting Slant On Retirement Wages.
If the immigrant is over 65 they can apply for SSI and Medicaid and get more than my mom gets for Social Security, and she worked from 1944 till 2004, only Getting $791 per month because she was born in 1924 And there is a 'catch 22' It is interesting that the federal government provides a single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890.00 And each can also obtain an additional $580.00 in Social assistance for a total of $2,470.00/month. This compares very well to a single pensioner who after contributing to the growth and development of America for 40 to 50 years can only receive a monthly maximum of $1,012.00 in old age pension and Guaranteed Income Supplement. Maybe our pensioners should apply as refugees! Consider sending this to all your American friends, so we can all be ticked off and maybe get the refugees cut back to $1,012.00 and the pensioners up to $2, 470.00 and enjoy some of the money we were forced to submit to the Government over the l
Love feels no burden. Thinks nothing of trouble, attempts what is above it's strength. pleds no excuse of impossibility.... It is therefore able to undertake all things, and it completes many things, and warrants them to take effect, where he who does not love would faint and lie down. Love is watchful and sleeping,slumbered not. Though weary, it is not tired; though pressed, it is not straitened; though alarmed, it is confounded....
What Makes A Dad....
God took the Strength of a mountain, the Majesty of a tree, the Warmth of a summer sun, the Calm of a quiet sea, the Generous soul of nature, the Comforting arm of night, the Wisdom of the ages, the Power of the eagle's flight, the Joy of a morning spring, the Fatih of a mustard seed, the Patience of eternity, the Depth of a family need. Then God combined thses qualities. When there was nothing more to add, He knew His masterpiece was complete, and so, He called it... "DAD!"
“Is fear inherent in the soul, as you said the angels feared the contact with the body? Fear is a shadow cast upon the light of the soul. And of what is that shadow? That shadow is of something that the soul does not know, something that is strange to it. For instance, take a person near the water who has never learned to swim; he is not acquainted with water, he is not at ease, there is his fear. Another person gets rid of that feeling of strangeness, he knows his own power over the water, he has no more fear. Therefore, fear comes from ignorance. As everyone fears to go in a dark room when he does not know what is there, so the soul in entering the body of clay naturally is frightened.” Hazrat Inayat Khan Sometimes people do things that I simply do not understand. I try to understand but it is not always possible. And then I get it, they are afraid. Which is totally understandable. From the paragraph above we could extrapolate that we begin our journey on the Earth in fear,
Friday ....
Hi all, hope you are having a good Friday. At least the work week is over and its payday (well, for me anyway). Unfortunately that money is already gone. Don't ya just love bills? Anyway, good day all. Anyone got anything fun going on this weekend?
Why is it you meet someone and you think they are awesome, handsome/beautiful, sincere and truly into you and yes, you have fallen for them. You go through months of having nice times even if the times you spend are few and far between. You understand and sympathize with everything that they tell you is happening. Things start to look bleak, but you are patient and then things are looking up. You hear those words you have waited to hear, those three words that are suppose to make you feel wanted and desired... So why do I feel so hurt and confused?
A Couple Of Things.
I have so much time on my hand but why I does it feel like I dont? Hopefully it doesnt snow this year. Just for me...please? I hate that white stuff half you people enjoy every freakin winter. Its disgustin'. I get scrooge-ritis when the first snow falls lol Why do I have a TV if I barely watch it? I end up doing YouTube everynight anyways. Know any great pawn shop around here? LOL Everyones favorite question for me now & days seems to be..."Why are you still single?" Why cant I be? I feel obligated now to start looking for a man hahahaha. chyea right =] my 27th birthdays coming up very very soon. Yeah, March is only a hop skip away. so start saving up hahaha. aiite enough blabbers for right now. Peace out girl scout!
As I Fall For You
As I close my eyes and fall slowly asleep I will be thinking of your warm loving kisses up on my lips as sweet as your are, for I will also be missing your loving warm cuddly arms around me for knowing this I will for asleep knowing your are there when my eyes open to see you once again for me... for as I bid you good night and sweet loving dreams I leave with you my words for you to remember me by for your are truly wonderful to me as I will be there tucking you in when you are feeling fast asleep to dream of beautiful things for I bid you good dreams tonight of me and you... hugs and kisses all ways as am there for you Date wrote 30-11-07 By Aj Rich
A Poem To Gabry
To Gabry Beauty though the eyes of a camera As sweet as a flower bursting into bloom on a warm summers morning As the leaves on the trees wave side to side with the loving warm breeze As you are the picture of the window to the hearts of the world... By Aj Rich Date Wrote 29-11-2007
I Wonder..
You see a new side of someone whom you thought you knew quite well. It may be that you're getting more than you had bargained for in some way, but most likely it should be a net positive for you. ok this is my horoscope for November 30, 2007.I think is hits the nail on the head....
TODAY! So internetz should be back soon! AND its a good thing bc i think mark is about to explode! I can get on at work... but he is stuck at home! HAHAHAH! But yea... i miss being a bitch in the mumms. and I miss my lounge... so JOIN! i have over 600 friends and only 30+ members... WHAT THE HELL! do something about it! JOIN AND SURPRISE ME! xoxoxoxo
Presents For Me?
Daily Horoscope: Taurus For November 30,2007 Your romantic life is getting more interesting and you can make it even sweeter by keeping the momentum alive. Whether you're just getting to know someone or have an anniversary coming up, you can tell what you want.
My Stranger By Rosalind
This is how I imagine it would be; First lust, tearing at each other’s clothes, tumbling onto the bed, hungry for sex but embarrassed by the stranger next to me, yet wanting to know how you can make me feel. Your hands on my body. Trailing along my skin, across my breasts. Pausing for a moment to tease my nipples. Then onward. Wanting to explore me, everywhere Part of me wants to resist you, but I'm lost to your touch insistant intimacy Then alive, my entire body awake new sensations, myself forgotten Finally I succumb to you. Let you enter me. Forcefully Fuck me, Vigorously. Until we collapse. Spent.
For November 30,2007 New information is coming in today that should confirm your notions about that family situation. You may as well wait until everyone can see it before acting on it, though -- there's no big rush.
Witches, Wizards, Pirates And Pissheads
Man bangles and cuff links and pendants and rings, Oh could you ever see me veil mysen in any of these things? I doubt you know why I could not be into your life Drip drip of suicide, your legacy man, I’ll hand you the knife There’s no surprising me any way or any day soon Just like the kids on the corner, born into the gloom It’s just too easy easy, it’s so fuckin’ easy I’ll tell you again cos you were not listening He’s just too sleazy sleazy, he’s so fuckin’ sleazy Forging this world as we all reap what we sew So, what? I just forgot. Magic or mayhem? Chaos, creation? The blood from a stone and the thorn of a rose so What were you saying? And where were you going? Time is a timeless hand; here gods are living in caravans Witches and wizards and pirates and pissheads I know so much about the things you know fuck all about Cowboys and crackheads then penguins and inbreds I care so scarce about the shit you blurt outta yer mouth Witches and wizards and
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Poems From My Heart
"Friendship" If a kiss was a raindrop, I'd send you showers. If a hug was a second, I'd send you hours. If a smile was water, I'd send you the sea. If friendship was a person, I'd send you me..... "Today is a new day." It is time that I start living for today. Not yesterday because it is done gone, and not tomorrow because you dont know if it will ever come. So I have started living like this is my last min. I am to live like the breath that I take this very min may just be my very last. Dont live with regret learn and then let go. For we cant change the past but we can change the here and now. All that I have to say is dont be the one to cast the first stone for the house you break may just be your very own.... Wise words to live by: My Grandmother told me that and I never understood it till after she had passed away, and I never got the chance to tell her thank you for passing on the wisdom that she had and shared so pro
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I Havent Died, I Promise I Am Around
I know, I KNOW! I havent been here much again and I am sorry. It has been totally insane. Some of you may remember me mentioning about my husbands son from his first marriage finding us. (If not its in a blog you can go read about it) Well, turns out there wont be much of a happy reunion right now or in the immediate future. That is unless its going to happen in jail. Thats where my step son is right now and will be until next summer. I have been going crazy trying to figure out all the ins and outs of jail life so I can figure out how to help him. All the rules about receiving mail, and having visitors and making phone calls is just nuts but I am figuring it all out. Some good has come out of this so far. We did get to meet my DIL and the grandkids. She brought them out to meet us last weekend. My hubby got to talk to his son for the first time in 17 years! Its all working out. Step son weants his wife to get settled in a place out here before he gets released so I have been helping
Dale Jr Does It Again !!!!!!
NEW YORK (AP) -- Despite a year of personal upheaval and on-track failures, Dale Earnhardt Jr. remains as popular as ever. Junior was selected the most popular driver for the fifth straight year, drawing more than 1.5 million of the over 3.8 million votes cast online. The award comes after he decided to leave the NASCAR team founded by his late father to join powerhouse Hendrick Motorsports with a new sponsor and a new car number. ``After the year I had statistically and off the track, that isn't the response I expected from my fans,'' Earnhardt said Thursday in accepting the honor during a luncheon at which numerous awards and hundreds of thousands of dollars were dispensed by NASCAR and its sponsors. ``Next year, I hope to earn more hardware on the track, too.'' Earnhardt is moving from his signature No. 8 Dale Earnhardt Inc., Budweiser Chevrolet to a No. 88 Hendrick entry, sponsored by a couple of Pepsi products. He said he has not talked with stepmother Teresa Earnhar
If You've Got Balls
(girls don't read this if u don't have a sense of humor) This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. and funny so just go with it (Girls -- Have a sense of humor!) One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her
Our Vets Needs Our Hel[p
Some of our injured troops returning from Iraq and Afghanistan are facing a ridiculous and unnecessary obstacle. Because they have been discharged early, they are not receiving their full enlistment bonuses. Some are even be asked to return payments they have already received. A new bill that would ensure this does not continue is gaining momentum in Congress, and lawmakers need to hear from civilians who support it. We can help our nations' veterans on this critical issue. Please take a minute to send a message to your representatives, and tell them you support this bill. Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America has made it easy - just visit Thank you! Paul Rieckhoff Iraq Veteran Executive Director Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America
The Car...
So yea...its gone and they obviously arent gonna find it anytime soon. So now Im on to stressing about getting another car and taking care of my sons b-day and x-mas etc. Life is suckin but cant get any worse right? RIGHT?????
Change.... Current mood: peaceful Category: Life Yes it's that time again... I'm feeling something!! Well let me begin by saying hello.. I hope all is awesome in your life right now and as a result.. SMILES SMILES SMILES!!! That's my wish for you!! I am once again chillin in my room and having that sudden urge to get some thoughts that are going on in my head out on paper, so to speak, for a my own benefit and also to share a little piece of me with all of you. I kept a journal for many years and no longer do so... I guess you could say that these ideas, thoughts, or whatever of mine have pretty much built up to this point over a long period of time and something, usually a personal situation or experience, triggers a sudden urge in me to spill my thoughts.. the final piece of my mental puzzle is in place! Anywho here we go... Someone once said to me, about 6 years ago, " Keith, If nothing changes nothing changes " and I can remember just like
Leave Me Gifts For X-mas!
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Hi, A friend of mine needs help.. go to her profile show some love.. she will return, i am sure! Thank you :) have a great weekend Axl@ fubar
A Christmas Poem
> > The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, > > I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. > > My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, > > My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. > > Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, > > Transforming the yard to a winter delight. > > The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, > > Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. > > > > My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, > > Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. > > In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, > > So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. > > > > The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, > > But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. > > Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the > > sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. > > > > My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, > > And I crept to the door just to see who was near. > > Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, > > A lone figur
As I sit here late at night without the ability to get to sleep, my tired mind tends to continue rolling through everything that has transpired throughout the day and even farther back. I have tended to notice a trend of sorts when it comes to me and women. That trend is that I tend to let myself become complacent and not keep my guard up even though perhaps I should no better all things considerred. For example, one of my close friends, who is a girl, has been having several issues revolving around her and her family. I have tried and tried repeatedly to get her to understand certain situations to no avail. And even though she says that I am one of her best friends, I can only hope. The question now is why do I allow things like this to happen? Am I just weak willed and have an abnormal need to feel/be wanted or is it just because I choose it to be so? These and other things constantly run through my mind especially at the end of the day when ther is nothing left to do but thi
I Am Half A Sleep...
Good Morning. I heard this almost too funny to be true story on the way into work, where as a Store called Simply Amish had been robbed. Normally in a store of this caliber you would think furniture made of wood and clothing might come up missing. But this store had a big screen plasma TV taken… hmmm apparently that might be an upbeat Amish store… Oh well no matter. I am in morning. LOL Yes it is Morning but, my goofy Packers played like dog do do… dig I just say do do… wow I know I need new material… Well for today my wish is for sleep… No I mean I hope you have a great day and a marvelous weekend I need the sleep… A huge hug and a few pats Mart
Make My Blood Boil.
Ever hear someone quote some hackneyed proverb or some stupid expression they read on a greeting card somewhere, which causes you to think: "man, what a stupid bitch, I would love nothing more than to bludgeon their head against the wall"? Sure, we all have. These are a collection of some of the phrases that piss me off most. May or may not be: Ever hear someone say "that may or may not be the case," as if there's some hidden third possibility that we weren't aware of? Thanks for pointing out the only two possibilities in the universe shit-cock. These are the worst kind of people to talk to because they try so hard to be open-minded that it sounds like the debate in a political science class where no opinion is too stupid for the professor to consider and the same fat kid keeps raising his hand to tell you his dumb ideas about free market capitalism as you fantasize about repeatedly stomping his face into a jar. I hate talking to open-minded people. They're the same kind of peop
Is The Penis Underpaid
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. _______________________________ Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end o
You’re born under the sign of Libra, which represents the element of air, or the intellect. You’re most definitely a thinker — you like to use your mind to tackle problems. Libra is the seventh sign of the zodiac, which refers to relationships of all sorts and your connection to the world around you. People know you as someone who loves to socialise. Your outgoing nature and love of communicating brilliant ideas to people around you is one of your strengths. You’re rarely at a loss for words … even on your worst day you have the gift of the gab! You not only have the ability to share your ideas in a very natural way; you also have charm in the way you convey your feelings. This is another of your very positive traits. Even people who don’t agree with what you have to say can’t resist you and will usually behave well around you — you’re simply a nice person. Your love of communication makes you an excellent mediator and negotiator. Coupled with the fact that you’re always re
Putting It Where It Hurts
Poor Joke
Q. Why were the people disgruntled about the fairground being wrongly closed down? A. Because it was "unfair".
Pane !!!!!
i will be getting an opration soon an the kids r gonig to kill me when it happens !!! the wife will make me do every thing even when i will be in a whealchair then a cane !!!!
Check Him Out
On My Way Home
the best thing to forward to at an end of a deployment: its simple it is the final day you are schuduled to start flyin home and today 30 nov 07 is my day and i will be glad to be home wit h friends and family.........
Thought For The Day! :)
Handle every stressful situation like a dog: If you can't eat it or hump it. Piss on it and walk away!
Searching And The Truth
The truth is sometimes silent Sometimes violent People sometimes fight it Try to deny it I am I and me is me If I deny the truth then who can I be My fists are hard as stone My heart as soft as ice cream cones Don’t take my goodness for weakness Look in my eyes can you see this Truth to yourself Fuck everyone else Words twisted as cyclones Feelings enveloped in hormones I can’t be him them or anyone else I am myself a lone light in the universe My light shines when other fade I stayed true and watched the games you played My eyes never lie I keep me as me until I die The nameless one the indescribable face When will I meet you in a nameless time and place I long of a phantom touch For you I open up like a cabinet hutch Your one touch your one look To my core it will be shook Adrift on this wandering sea Listless as a weed bounded like a tree Looking and only finding the ones who are not you Wandering in this world until the day I meet you
This Is Cool
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Poor Old Santa
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Flight From London
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be pounced on and made love to, by a dozen harlots than let liquor touch my lips." The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice!"
Latest News
Hello to all my friends and family! I have missed you all dearly! I'm sorry I have not been around at all for the past few months but my world has been sideways and I've been trying to get things turned back around. Thongs are still going to be uphill for a bit but I will have a little more time to spend talking to my friends here and hopefully getting to hang out in person with some of you as well. I hope all is well with everyone and hope to get a chance to chat with each and everyone of you soon!! MMMAUH!!! TJ
Gone Gone Gone
as of sometime today i will be offline for a few weeks. i am moving and have just found out where i am staying has no internet service. i will be checking in from time to time when i can. so leave your messages and i will try and respond, but dont get upset when it takes me awhile. i will still be on today, hell, i will probably take the computer out much love, its been a blast...dont forget: I'LL BE BACK..MUUUAAHHHHSSS
Leaving Fubar
I have met a few nice people on here.. and its been great. But, I have seriously been thinking of leaving fubar. Just to much going on right now. I am not sure yet if I will just close it down.. or just not come on here, but once in great moon. Just letting everyone know.
ok, I don't understand the THUG mentality .... I have been with my guy for over 5 years and we have 2 kids together. Since day 1 we have had a sexual issue, I need a lil more attention to get the engine started then most hoes I mean woman he has dated I NEED 4 PLAY!!! So instead of him doing that to get what he wants he sees that as extras, I should just want him from just the thought of him. We then have to argue about we he doesn't get any "Well you do nothing to make it enjoyable for me soooooo..... I feel him as far as wanting to be wanted but unless you provide the thoughts to get the juices flowing that's also on you. I could get excited if I had a memory of when he ..... I am the only 1 working, he thinks he's a hustler but I don't think hustling is steady enough. tired of living [aycheck to paycheck two weeks is a long time LOL So tired he just has a MEAN disposition total opposit of my optimism :) We are total opposites, he needs to be controlling and I HATE to be con
Come To The Newest Lounge
Hey my lovely friends and family I need some help leveling up!!!! Come by my profile and show me some luv!!! All luv will be returned!!! Also, come by and check out the newest lounge…..TATTED & PIECERD….. we have all kinds of music and still HIRING!!! Come check us out!!!! I want to say that I have enjoyed it here, this is a wonderful place… thanks to everyone!!!!
Sometimes We Slip Up
You know, I don't care how old you are, sometimes we just slip up and make stupid mistakes or get caught up in stupid drama. I am so thankful that I have common sense to realize that it is just not worth it. The drama I mean LOL. I found myself in a situation not too long ago and realized I did it all myself. I could have easily stayed out of it but hey we make mistakes and it is done and over and I learned a valuable lesson
sorrie, its taking me some time to get this together, so be patient with me. if youve sent me requests, i apologize, i havent been on often lately, ive been away. but with any luck itll all be done soon :) laura
Knock Knock!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Eye! Eye who? Eye know who you are! Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table? A: He gets splinters in his mouth! Q. What's the name for a short legged tramp? A. A low down bum! Q. What's the difference between an American student and an English student? A. About 3000 miles! Q: How do you get two elephants out of the water? A: One by one. Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed? A: Your nose is touching the ceiling. Clean Family Humor A woman brought an old picture of her dead husband to the photographer. She asked the photographer if he could remove the hat from the picture. He convinced her he could easily do that, and asked her what side of his head he parted his hair on. "I forget," she said. "But you can see that for yourself when you take off his hat." Kids: A little boy came home from Sunday School with a big candy bar. His mother asked him where he got it. "I
Another Chance....
Well Richard was nice enough to give me another chance to meet him so I am doing to next Friday if it all works out. We are to have dinner now at Applebees. We shall see how this goes. If nothing there...I may have to say I am officially taken as a slave. I am going over to His house Monday nite to Wednesday nite and so far, I enjoy how he handles me. He doesnt leave me "alone"...he is constantly there letting me kno he is there. He makes me cream my pants when he says certain words. This might be the one. At least I think so. He likes trying new things right then and we are going to try the TENS unit on me. :) Fire play is next...he is just very eager. :) Well I am gonna get for now... ^..^
Questions On Science Tests By 5th And 6th Graders:
Answers to Questions on Science Tests By 5th and 6th graders: The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top, and you sit on the bottom. * A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water and then forcing it through an aviator. * The inhabitants of Moscow are Mosquitoes. * It is so hot in some places that people there have to live in other places. * Momentum is something you give a person when they go away. * Mushrooms always grow in damp places which is why they look like umbrellas. * The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. * The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana . * Thunder is a rich source of loudness. * Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun, but I never have been able to make out the numbers. * In some rocks you can find the fossil footprints of fishes. * When planets run around and around in circles, we say they are orbiting. When people do it, we say they are crazy
Famous Quotes
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." -- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after me, and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." -- Eleanor Roosevelt Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement. -- Mark Twain The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, and to have the two as close together as possible. -- George Burns Santa Claus has the right idea: Visit people only once a year. -- Victor Borge Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. -- Mark Twain By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates I was married by a judge. I should hav
They Said No More Drama Part 2
Women Are So Much
When John found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much smarter than men.
Read Along
just be you at some point u just have to realize, maybe more like face the facts u just can't please every one & unfortunately no matter ur efforts not every single person is going to like u...some, from the second they meet you & even others (in my opinion the more painful of the two) the ones who know u more than any one & who just in some way change their minds about u some where down the line & that's life i feel like i'm just ready to figure out exactly who it is i wanna be and just be that person no matter how dumb i look or how crazy i may feel at that second b/c it's not about what people think about u, it's about what u think of ur self, seriously, i was talking to one of my friends last night & i was reminded of one of his stronger characteristics that he didn't neccessarily like about himself and it's one of the most amazing things about him so just figure out who u r b/c theres a reason u r that way and just be that person person b/c i'm finally starting to see t
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The Answer.... #1
Bye Bye
For those of you on my friends list and those that give a damn, I am deleting my account. To be honest more people seem to be on here for points rather than meeting new people. Any of you that really care feel free to message me if not fuck you too. Go live your exciting life in front of your computer. PEACE
1st... The Question
The Silent Treatment / And Then Some
The Silent Treatment >> >> >>A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving >>each >>other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next >>day, >>he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning >>business flight. >> >>Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on >>a piece of paper, >>"Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it. >>The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM >>and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and >>see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by >>the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." >>Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. >> >>WIFE VS. HUSBAND >> >> >>A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. >> >> >>An earlier discussion had led to an argument and >> >>neither of them wanted to concede their p
Xmas Tree
just in case ya missed it on my profile :) i want lots and lots of gifts! mwahhhhhhh
What The Fuck?!?!?!
Okay here is my own thing I call growing some balls and being a man...First off dont fuckin bitch or complain how much you hate your job everyday...Grow the fuck up and deal with it....Second of all dont cry over stupid shit just get back on that horse and ride without complaing how much it hurts....And lastly Dont ever become that hot shot wanna be or else you will end up being used by the people that dont know you very well....Anyways I need to bitch slap someone tonight for bein such a pussy hahaha lata all peace
Birth Pain Transfer
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. Both said they were very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband
Kind of describes what I have always wanted from someone I long for this more than breathing Dreaming of moments never being I dream of soft touches on my face with loving care The tips of fingers that touch yes…right there A faceless beauty Wondering who it could be Her touch reaching to my neck but traveling much further Wanting this more and more its like suicide or murder A touch that can cause more than pleasure Touches that I now and forever treasure Exhaling with the softest sound only she hears Her touch driving me to tears My heart stops my chest feels heavy I can’t but must wait This person has my breath stolen, I suffocate My body floating, my head swirling, my heart pounding All of this and at the same time calming I want to open my eyes make this dream real Who could do this to me and make me feel The way nobody has or can ever again Such tenderness and emotion Just a touch is all I want This world from this one to the next I must hunt A woman who
Under The Mistletoe
how would you kiss me?
Do U Remb How To Kiss?
For The Scripters
How about we add 'Better Code' or maybe 'Invisible Cloak' so you can put it on and pretend that we don't see you while you're scripting your ass on thru my page? Either you are my secretstalkercrush that doesn't rate, or you are scripting. Go elsewhere. Dickheads.
Something I Wrote From The Heart!!
Something I wanted to share from My creative mind on sleepless nites, a short story of love, sleeplessness and closer. Written by Ghost 8-29-07 Sleepless nites!! I can't sleep cuz I worry I can't sleep cuz I wonder I can't sleep I don't know why I can't sleep since We stopped talking I cant sleep cuz I wonder what your going through I can't sleep cuz I just dont what to say or do anymore I cant sleep cuz I miss You I can't sleep cuz deep down I loved You I can't sleep cuz I miss talking to You I can't sleep cuz I miss Your voice I can't sleep I wonder how Your doing there I can't sleep cuz I know whats going on I can't sleep cuz I care alot or I wouldn't have said what I said that nite I can't sleep cuz You lied to them on there about Me I can't sleep cuz I know how You feel about Me I can't sleep cuz I know You still love Me no matter what I can't sleep cuz I wanna help You get out I can't sleep cuz I know You want Me to help You get out too I can't sleep
Celeb Look-alikes
The Nuns And The Beer
THE NUNS AND THE BEER Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other Nun answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy about purchasing it. The first nun said that she would handle it and picked up a six pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said, "This is for washing our hair." The cashier without blinking an eye, reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer saying, "Here, don't forget the curlers."
The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The pr ofessor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar He shook the jar lightly The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes.' The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and
Don't Be Afraid Of Getting Old,
At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door and it's Roger. Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger is back again, rapping on the door,
I LOVE Snow, I LOVE CHRISTMAS, I LOVE IT ALL!! 30 Days until Christmas!!!! The Time is coming !!Ho Ho HO Let it snow! ~You have just been hit with an e-mail snow ball!~ It's the start of..... Snow Ball Fight 2007!! One rule to this game.... You can NOT hit someone who has already hit you! Now... go out there and get as many people as you can, before they get you! I got you first! and you can't get me back! Nanee - Nanee - Nanee! (hehe) We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. Never Be The First To Get Old!! !!!
Dumb Drunk Things I Do!
Went out tonight with one of my and her having a good time...well we both get up on the bar so I can do video of her being a drunk ass bitch...just like me on my cell...well apparently I had quite a few drinks & probably more than enough shots than what I really needed...well I got smacked in the head with the ceiling fan (the bar isn't all that high anyhow & ceiling fans are pretty low). I felt it hit my head but didn't think anything of it until I heard people say I was bleeding next thing I know yep...I'm seeing blood all over the place & my head was starting to throb so my friend Angie drives my drunk ass to the hospital & yep I had to get stitches under & on top of where I cut my head open head hurts & now it looks like I'm in the process of getting a black eye. They gave me a shot in my face so my head & face are numb but now it must be wearing off because I'm in fucking pain. It sucks to be at the hospital intoxicated with your face throbbing! So the hospita
Don't Understand
Why is it when u need help there is no one around ? tonight i had to have threether ppl help me one told me to go see babyjesus and u know it is going on like 2 to 3 hours and u know i never got a response from him and i asked 4 other ppl on here and i know they were on cause they were leaveing stashes but they never answered either but there was three ppl that did help me and i thank them very much ... awful thing when ppl can not answer to help someone out and a few that did not answer are suppose to be friends , i guess i will not have to worry about asking them again huh? oh well i hope u all have a wonderful mornin...
Dusty Underwear
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!!!!" > > His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. > > The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. " What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little " dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, " why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" > > She replied with a snicker ......." Its not talcum powder....It's Miracle Grow!"
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I Need Evreyone To Read !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOMETHING THATAS BEEN ON MY MIND I know that there are lots of problems in this world of ours. I know there have been many tears shed. They may have been out of fear, out of anger, out of desperation. The sad part is so many of the tears could have been avoided. There are so many unnecessary deaths everyday. There are children who lose there innocence day in and day out because they know no better. They have never been showed what it means to love, what it means to not only give respect but want that respect is. I want to now take a moment to address those who victimize and abuse those around them and complete strangers but most of all those who take the innocents from children. What the hell are u thinking?????? Do u think just because u can intimidate someone that it makes you big and bad?? It dose not, it makes u look like the scum you are. I don’t care what it is u do. you sit there a get a kick out of someone else pain. I believe you’re a heartless basterd you have not ri
An Old One But I Love It
passion tied in knots in fits and starts it comes just enough to keep me hooked and just enough to harm she walked me straight through heaven played my fears to keep me near never thinking of tomorrow but was love really here? Me..
The Bell
THE BELL I KNOW WHO I AM I am God's child (John 1:12) I am Christ's friend (John 15:15) I am united with the Lord(1 Cor. 6:17) I am bought with a price(1 Cor. 6:19-20) I am a saint (set apart for God). (Eph. 1:1) I am a personal witness of Christ (Acts 1:8) I am the salt & light of the earth (Matt.5:13-14) I am a member of the body of Christ(1 Cor 12:27) I am free forever from condemnation ( Rom. 8: 1-2) I am a citizen of Heaven. I am significant (Phil.3:20) I am free from any charge against me (Rom. 8:31-34) I am a minister of reconciliation for God(2 Cor.5:17-21) I have access to God through the Holy Spirit (Eph. 2:18) I am seated with Christ in the heavenly realms (Eph. 2:6) I cannot be separated from the love of God(Rom.8:35- 39) I am established, anointed, sealed by God (2 Cor.1:21-22) I am assured all things work together for good (Rom. 8: 28) I have been chosen and appointed to bear fruit (John 15:16) I may approach God with freedom and confidence (Eph
Inner Strength
Inner Strength If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills, If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it, If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time, If you can overlook when people take things out on you when, through no fault of yours, something goes wrong, If you can take criticism and blame without resentment, If you can face the world without lies and deceit, If you can conquer tension without medical help, If you can relax without liquor, If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, If you can do all these things, Then you are probably the family dog.
This Is How I See Myself...
Lost in a Portrait Trapt I analyze everything, I know what you mean I answer by questioning all that I need And I want to, to surrender I want you to see all the sides All the faces inside of me I see I'm not perfect, but that's all I see Lost in a portrait, in a picture of me This can't be everything I see That my canvas is incomplete Your color's everything to me And my canvas will set me free My outline is solid and made up of crime And the things that you say just burn in my eyes I want to, to surrender I want you to find some comfort In the spaces between the lines I see I'm not perfect, but that's all I see Lost in a portrait, in a picture of me This can't be everything I see That my canvas is incomplete Your color's everything to me And my canvas will set me free This can't be everything I see That my canvas is incomplete Your color's everything to me This can't be everything I see That my canvas is incomplete You color's everything to
Safety And Limits For Beginners
It has been mentioned extensively to not neglect safety and limits. I have read it myself hundreds of times. Despite the warnings, as a slave in training I greatly neglected this simply in an effort to please and not cause discontent. Forcing myself ot push past what was enough was what I thought was expected of me. IT"S NOT! Not one bit. There is a limit to pushing past your limits. We must all recognize those limits. It's more than just you will do what I tell you to. I have found this to be one of the greater misconceptions of BDSM. It is not a one way relationship with everything being done simply to please the top. It's a power exchange not a power trip! Having experienced this, hear out a beginner's thoughts. Be wary of those times when your mind actually decides to obey a command that you are not comfortable with. Sometimes it's a good thing; we need to conquer our fears. Be more wary when it is something that creates an emotional or mental battle in your life. These time
Two Rednecks, Jim and Dave, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking Beer. Jim turns to Dave and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes.' Dave thinks it's a Good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. 'Logic?' Jim says. 'What's that?' The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?' 'Yeah.' 'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.' 'That's true, I do have a yard.' 'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think Logically that you would have a house.' 'Yes, I do have a house.' 'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a Family.' 'Yes, I have a family.' 'I'm not done yet. Because you have a
Ramblings Of Death And Birthdays??
My mind rambles this evening. Mulling over the past, the present. Just wishing things had come out a little differently for everyone I love-including myself. Warm summer days in Yosemite covered in dirt and hoping for bears. Sewing. She made the skirt I wore when I graduated high school. It now lives in my dresser and is back in style. Years of munchies keep it in the drawer. LOL Her dieting roller coaster... Watching the 1st man walk on the moon in her bedroom on the black and white tv. The garden she could grow and the one I can't. I kill everything. Pumpkins, blackberries, apricots, carrots, tomatoes, radishes, corn, peas, and did I mention pumpkins? LOL Everywhere pumpkins... Couldn't get rid of them. LOL Our Christmas tree with no lights one year but a spinning wheel that changed from blue to green to red and the last color I forget. Spray snow and stencils. Hand made ornaments for the tree we made at our table in our tiny house then. Easter when I got the Nancy Drew
Tequila Cookies
TEQUILA COOKIES 1 cup of dark brown sugar 1 cup (2 sticks) butter 1 cup of granulated sugar 4 large eggs 2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins 1 tsp baking soda 1 tsp salt 1 tsp fresh lemon juice 1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans 2 cups all-purpose flour 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired) - Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup.... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. - Sample the Cuervo to
Fuckin' Hell
This whole 'single' thing sux... yes, I want to be with someone... But it's not THAT simple... She doesn't want to be with me right now... I love her with all my heart... and I know she loves me, just not in the same way... I wish she could see that I've changed... That I'm different. But she doesn't. She looks past my changes, and into the past. Yes, I've done some stupid shit, but I'm only human, and I was very immature... I've grown up. I'm different, a changed man. Yet, she doesnt want to see that. I'd do anything to gain her trust back, but the things she's doing, and lying about... Its making me lose even more trust for her... I DO want to work things out. I DO want to be with her again someday... But I dont know what she wants anymore... I just... I just dont know what to do anymore, ya know? I just wish my life was more simple. But I cant change that. I'm trying my best. I'm DOING my best. Why cant anyone see that?!?! I feel an emptyness in where my heart should be... I feel so
Sick Again
im sooo tired of being sick. i get sick at least 2-3 times a month. i guess it comes with working at a daycare but no one else gets it as much as me. my emune system is like totally dead i think. about 2 years ago i was in and out of the hospital for my heart so maybe thats what happened...they didnt fix my heart problems and on top of that my little fighters are gone :(. i hate being sick and having no one to take care of me. well my mom does but shes sleeping and so is my sister. all i wanna do is cuddle and be held..that always helps.
This Will Give You Chills
Phil. 4:13 This will give you chills.... No matter how religious you may or may not be, this can give you chills. Phil. 4:13 states: "I can do all things through Christ which strengthen me." Here's the story: A young man who had been raised as an atheist was training to be an Olympic diver. The only religious influence in his life came from his outspoken Christian friend. The young diver never really paid much attention to his friend's sermons, but he heard them often. One night the diver went to the indoor pool at the college he attended. The lights were all off, but as the pool had big skylights and the moon was bright, there was plenty of light to practice by. The young man climbed up to the highest diving board and as he turned his back to the pool on the edge of the board and extended his arms out, he saw his shadow on the wall. The shadow of his body, was in the shape of a cross. The man felt a strange feeling,
to understand this you have to kind of skip when I'm talkin to my friend it was kinda like a rant but yeah anywho.... It's so strange how the words others need so much come out of my mouth. How they just flow out like breath at times of other's needs, but the words just seem jumbled and strange to me......I was talkin to a friend, who was missing her father who just recently died, and I saved some of the things I said to her..... this is what I have to's your boy it's your father's way of saying...well remember the story about the footprints in the sand? everytime someone dies who was important to me, I replace Jesus' name with theirs,I know I'm so sacreligious, but who says our angels aren't there to carry us through hard times? They wouldn't be with God, if he didn't use them to help us right? Sometimes, I realize, that when I hear someone praying or i catch myself saying "God please don't let this happen" or "God help me!" I notice, that I'm also saying "Gr
Me, Moose, Alan, And Melissa As Elves
Bitching.......because I Can!!! :p
This is my second attempt as my computer froze as I hit the post button the last time so I am going to make this even shorter than the book I had written. If you don't want to hear whining, bitching and complaining please hit the X at the top of the page!!! I am aggravated, frustrated, and quite frankly sick of the bullshit happening lately. I have always been here for friends. Never cared much to be a point ho. While yes it is nice to level now and then, I could care less about the points or "outdoing" anyone else on here. I have met a handful of really, really great people. Sad since there are soooo many on my friends and fans list. I feel so sorry for the people who actually live for Fubar. I was a Fu addict for the 2 months I was out of work for surgery and saw some amazingly fucked up people do some amazingly stupid shit. While I am not one to start drama and steer clear from it I will leave it at that. Secondly, and the thing that pisses me off the most is the
Anger *you Asked Me How I Fealt* / To An Ex/
You ask me how I feel, all that I feel is the coldness of the steal going between my ribcage, the Piercing of my heart. The shattering of a once growing soul, all the happiness draining out. Leavening nothing by emptiness behind. The agnre burning in ther hearth that once was a soul. The body defense up I shall not let another wall fall. You hurt me for the last so just shut the fuck up and leave me alone better yet go lay under your tomb stone beneath the earth…
Vodka! like...i'm not trying to be a lush...but I think that if all i do is little...(and i'll be the judge of how much is a little)...then...there is nuttin wrong with that...i used to do more power to ME!....Anyway...I just joined FUBAR...and so far...its frickin fun...I'm have been a myspace whore...for a while now...and mah baby...(jeffster99)...turned me onto go to his site and thank him....anyway...we sit home pretty much every nite and just drink on the internet...then....well...i'll just leave that up to your imagination...but if anyone is interested....i may have some photos on here that say......"Hey....HOW U DOIN?!"...but....NOT...I am soooooo taken...I love mah baby and ain't (i know it ain't in the dictionary)....but ain't nobody or nuthin....gonna change that!....Even tho....I sit on here...shootin Vodka....with him kissin my neck and shit....(yeah!).....he is the only one for u playa's and pimp wanna b'
Your Touch
Your touch is like the warm summer sun on my skin. Your lips are like fresh ripe berries when they touch mine. Your kiss is like a light spring rain that sends chills down my spine. Looking into your eyes is like seeing the whole world in a glance but one look just isn’t enough. First you touched me with your words, then you touched my heart & now you touch my soul. I want & need you in my life, yet still fear it. I fear that I am not good enough & wonder if I ever will be.
First Blog For Mindless Rants And Praises
I saw... I clicked... I conquered. OK, I only decided to write my first blog. Another blog!!! Can one really have too many blogs?
~ A Piece Of My Heart ~
100 Reasons Why It's Good To Be A Bloke ...
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You know stuff about tanks. 4. A week's holiday requires only one suitcase. 5. Match of the Day. 6. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives. 7. Queues for the toilet are 90% shorter. 8. You can open all your own jars. 9. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight. 10. Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind. 11. When channel surfing, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying. 12. Your arse is never a factor in a job interview. 13. All your orgasms are real. 14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex. 15. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you. 16. You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around everywhere you go. 17. People expect you to masturbate. 18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group. 19. Your last name stays put. 20. You can leave a hotel bed unmade. 2
~~ Fallen Tears ~~
~~ Fallen Tears ~~ Current mood: nostalgic Category: Writing and Poetry ..> ~~ Fallen Tears ~~ This is part of a song ( just the chorus)I wrote a long while back...this was after we had some members of our family pass away in close ranges...I was sad of don't take this as a suicide warning...It was part of something I wrote at that time ...someday I will finish it....Thx all!!! ***************************************************** Fallen tears on my pillow every night that I lay down....Fallen tears on my pillow...the tears can build a crown...If the tears keep on heart will only cry ..Fallen tears on my pillow....hurry night...Pass me by.
~ A Brief Encounter ~
 I'm not suppose to miss you,I'm not suppose to care... I'm not suppose to have this pain...It's not suppose to be there. My walls have never faltered...Their built to stand the storms.. but when I seen your face today...the walls they were no more. They cracked and then they trembled ...I tried to keep them up... I kept seeing us when we loved....when our world was mine to touch. It took me back to happier times...when you held me near your heart... It took me back to special took me back too far. I live for these encounters...though my heart breaks right into... I live to see the man I loved....knowing I still do. Laura WIlson '09
Man I Could Fuck Up A Cold Shower
Sliding Down A Razor Blade Slide Into A Pool Of Alcohol
I actually wrote this back in June, but just came across it and really liked it. I find myself in a very strange fucking place right now. I have taken a sequence of events that absolutely happened and attempted (quite successfully as my story goes) to merge those facts with what could be complete fiction. But, I will never know the truth and it's just such an inconsequential matter to my life, that it's just perfect for me to focus on for a minute. To divulge any specifics would be potentially slanderous and i will not go there. but damn, it's a good one whichever way, if it even ever reveals itself...I really outdid myself this time on putting this some pretty strong bits of intuition together with a clue here and there and came up with could be called nothing other than a beautiful lie. BUT, if by chance, my creative mind has once again taken completely unrelated events and romantically laced them together... then fuck it, I have reached a new peak in creating entire saga
Da Lion Doth Returneth
Is It Real? Or Is It Cyberreal?
Is it real? Or is it cyberreal? This is an insane time to be living on this earth. Think about it- we have these cyber relationships with people all over the world and keep up our cyber lives on a daily basis, like we are writing the screenplay to our very own made for tv movie. We edit the image that we broadcast out to make for interesting reading, some shock value maybe, tone down less attractive details and accentuate the positive. Is that a real profile? It's certainly cyberreal. Even with the edited versions of ourselves that we put out there, on occasion, some real self breaks down the virtual wall and jumps out acting crazy. I thought I had gotten pretty good at the judgment of "online character", but I've had to remind myself that the "real" moments are fleeting ones, it's the edited, practiced, sometimes fabricated, possibly enhanced, spell checked, reread, re-edited and rewritten version that we see most often.
And For The Ladies Who Need Huggs
happy holidays ya'll
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There are 14 letters in your name. Those 14 letters total to 70 There are 6 vowels and 8 consonants in your name. Your number is: 7{this a good number} The characteristics of ..7 are: Analysis, understanding, knowledge, awareness, studious, meditating.{that is i} The expression or destiny for ..7: Thought, analysis, introspection, and seclusiveness are all characteristics of the expression number 7. The hallmark of the number 7 is a good mind, and especially good at searching out and finding the truth. You are so very capable of analyzing, judging and discriminating, that very little ever escapes your observation and deep understanding. You are the type of person that can really get involved in a search for wisdom or hidden truths, often becoming an authority on whatever it is your are focusing on. This can easily be of a technical or scientific nature, or it may be religious or occult, it matters very little, you pursue knowledge with the same sort of vigor. You can make a
The World Ain't Slowing Down
The World Ain't Slowing Down By: Paul Ellis I found you sitting on a suitcase crying Beneath my feet, I feel the rumble of a subway train I laugh out loud, 'Cause it's the one thing I hadn't been trying The train came in breathless, The passangers restless You said, "Baby, you'll never change" You gotta get gone, you gotta get going Hey, the world ain't slowing down for no one It's a carnival callin' out to you It sounds like a song, It hits you like scripture You paint the picture With colors squeezed from your hand Weren't you the kid Who just climbed on the merry-go-round Hey look, the world ain't slowing down Hey, hey, the world ain't slowing down Hey, hey... Out on the sidewalk, Pigeons do the moonwalk I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire The lampposts are rockin, The whole town's talkin Like a fool in a barber's chair And I get the sensation, The joy and fustration Like being caught by a drop of cold rain. Freedom can numb you, When there's n
A Little Girl Lost From Proverbs 31 Ministries
This made me think of those months i was lost to my addiction November 29, 2007 Little Girl Lost By Marybeth Whalen "'Come back, wandering children! I can heal your wanderlust!' 'We're here! We've come back to you. You're our own true God!'" Jeremiah 3:22 (MSG) Devotion: This morning I was walking out of the library with my toddler trailing behind me. As I walked through the sliding glass door to the parking lot, I turned to look behind me and my daughter was gone. She had seemingly vanished into thin air. I began to call her name, my eyes darting around from the inside of the library to the parking lot ahead, then back to the corners of the lobby I was standing in. If you have ever lost a child, you know the panicky feeling that instantly wells up in your heart. I rushed back inside the library and asked the librarians if they had seen her come back in. They said no, but one went to look in the children's section. My heart wa
Twenty Nine Lines To Make You Smile
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. ***PEOPLE OUR AGE CAN STILL ENJOY AN ACTIVE PASSIONATE SEX LIFE! PROVIDED WE GET CABLE OR THAT DISH THING!*** 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. ***EVER GET THE FEELING YOUR STUFF STRUTTED OFF WITHOUT YOU??*** 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlor
Slow Dance
SLOW DANCE Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? And in your haste, Not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die Cause you never had time To call and say,"Hi" You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time
Pirate Hat With Beaded Braids Child
Sparrow's one and only love is the sea. Price: 19.99
Riding Wistful Horses
Riding Wistful Horses by Alastair Adamson Sitting here and thinking how My life much richer is now For all the ones I've chanced upon And the tapestry that was spun There was a time when no one came No friends to play in childhood game No one to shelter from the rain Nor the adolescent pain Yet in my inner heart I knew Secrets rare and secrets true Were wishes horses, all would ride Other dreamers by my side Then one day I dropped my guard I never did something so hard In my heart I let others in And found I had a friend By one's and two's they gathered near Soothing all my darkest fears A tapestry we began to weave And I once more believe For youth need never fade away As long as I can dream and play On wistful horses I will ride With other dreamers at my side
Once Bitten, Twice Shy!!!
After a hard days work he packed away his gear and prepared himself for his journey home. On their way home an unusual stench of traffic up ahead, he's tired and edgy because after such a day he's looking forward to the next which is his play day. Life comes at you fast, if you don't do the right things when you're suppose to do them. Well they made some stops for things which they felt were necessary for their home. A quick food stop would be nice "yep she agreed" and so they did. Ah finally home, he got out made sure his new but not so new buddy went out and did his do. Done the chores now time to eat it was a hard day. They sat and enjoyed their meal however small it was, but it was filling. Some dessert umm maybe... sighs "yeah" Now he's set the anticipation of exploring new territory is bubbling in his blood. He unpacks his bag and laid his gear, then it's connection time. The ext HD got wired up the apple wait... NO%&( hold up someone smashed his pal and never said a word.... Ho
Political Dragon?
11/29/2007 Dear readers: I was asked to do an Astropsychological report on Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee. Realize that I am NOT at all into politics and will NOT endorse or support any politicians furthermore because of my French status, I cannot even vote for anyone. To me politics and religions are the same dirty vocations where ego and greed are the main factor behind a strong drive for power. Even though many well-intended political and religious leaders did a great job to serve humanity, the essence of aiming to such a status is fueled by the sign of Capricorn, the (head of the Goat or the symbol chosen by Christians to represent evil). This sign is ruled by Saturn (the Great Malefic in Greek Mythology) and govern the snobs, England, high society, kings one social standard, accomplishments and the 10th house of career. All secrets societies (free Masons/Templars etc.) including all spiritually inclined religious buildings (Mormons churches, various t
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Ladies Room....lmao!!
Ladies Room....LMAO!! Current mood: silly Category: Blogging ..> When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR! You yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe th
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A
A Lil Advice
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." K
Internet Killer On The Loose
PLEASE READ ! NOT A JOKE ! OR A VOTE Message: Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace and yearbook friends safe State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of imahustlababay or contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know! Ladies, this is serious. Gentlemen
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A New Day
As the sun rises upon the long awaited new day and the darkness subsides. I see a new road before me no longer riddled with the decay of life, now free and clear. I breathe in the fresh clean air of a new day, with all the fervency of life. I greet the new day that promises hope and change, free and alive. The road my be long and sometimes riddled with potholes but only when you step outside of your self do you truly live your life in the sun. Peace & Blessings, Freedom child
A Woman Should Have....
>A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A set of screwdrivers,a cordless drill, anda black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... One friend whoAlways makes herLaugh...And oneWho lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A good piece of furniturenot previously owned byAnyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE Eight matching plates,Wine glasses with stems,And a recipe for a meal that willMake her guests feel honored. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A feeling of control over Her destiny... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... How to fall in love Without losing herself... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... HOW TO QUIT A JOB BREAK UP WITH A LOVER AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT RUINING THE FRIENDSHIP...
"thanks To All My Friends That Helped"
we made it 10,009 comments before the 1st you all rock my world xoxoxoxoxox To All
I Can Make Stuff For Your Lounge
i can make things for your lounge so like huh banners etc hi if you don't want help that's alright
God Vs. Science
A science professor begins his school year with a lecture to the students, "Let me explain the problem science has with religion." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand. "You're a Christian, aren't you, son?" "Yes sir," the student says. "So you believe in God?" "Absolutely." "Is God good?" "Sure! God's good." "Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?" "Yes." "Are you good or evil?" "The Bible says I'm evil." The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?" "Yes sir, I would." "So you're good...!" I wouldn't say that." "But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't." The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christ
Xhris Cagle, Look At What I've Done To Her!!!!!!!!!!
I saw it in her eyes When I was sayin' goodbye That girl, she ain't gonna be alright 'Cause I could tell She'd be goin' through a livin' hell And I wouldn't be there by her side And Lord I felt so bad as I sat and watched her cry Thinkin' I was movin' on and she was barely gettin' by Look at what I've done to her Low at how I made her feel I gave back her heart, the broken part She got the wrong end of the deal And look at what it's done to me You gotta know it tears me up I gave it everything I had, and Lord, it just wasn't enough And hurtin' her like this seems so wrong Yeah, look at what I've done to her Now she's alone I saw her out last night And she was havin' a good time That girl, it looks like she's doin' fine But then I saw a man Walk up and take her by the hand And I, oh God, I almost died And then it hit me, she didn't really need me I just sat there for a while, until I finally smiled Look at what I've done to her Low at how I made her
I'm getting fu-married tomorrow!!
A California Highway Patrol Officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day, he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name. "Fred," he replies. Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred," the man responds. When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?" The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know it's a funny last name, but kids used to tease me all the time, so I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got
Weekend Off
so i have a weekend off which is a mircle since i work nights at a hotel so u,d think i,d be excited and i should be but always a but single broke so whats a girl to do any ideas would be apppreciated wish me luck lmfao first blog so give me a break peace
Follow Your Heart:
/> What If Your Heart Didn't Look for Results?Often I say to you, “Use your heart. Follow your heart. Your beautiful heart.” What does it mean to follow your beautiful heart?It means to let go of thinking. I am not telling you to never think. Of course, you think. You have a mind for a reason. Only the mind has become predominant. So downplay your mind. When you always follow your mind, then you are reacting to the past and looking to the future. You are figuring something out. You are placing your bets. You brain, like a computer, assembles information and makes something of it. Information is always from the past. Even if you just receive the information, your mind is already assembling it, cranking it out like a slot machine, trying to make three apples come up together.The brain, like a computer, cannot be spontaneous. It can only follow or react to what has been programmed into it. The brain sees what is directly before it but immediately incorporates it into the past
Toby Keith, He Aint Worth Missing?
He's flying high tonight He's got a brand new lover Here you come a-runnin' You're looking for some cover I know you're sad and lonely I know you're feeling blue You miss him so much Oh let me get to close to you Oh, he ain't worth missing Oh, we should be kissing Stop all this foolish wishing He ain't worth missing I know your head is turning I know your heart is burning Girl, you gotta listen Don't you know he ain't worth missing You know I'm here to save you But you ain't through crying yet Look at your pretty face All red and soaking wet I'm gonna try and make him Just a memory Come on baby, let's get started First thing you got to see Oh, he ain't worth missing Oh, we should be kissing Stop all this foolish wishing He ain't worth missing I know your head is turning I know your heart is burning Girl, you gotta listen Don't you know he ain't worth missing If you need someone to hold you Someone to ease your pain Well, I'll be holding steady
You Will Find Me Here,help If U Like~!
If U want U can Help I will be here till the end,Thanx Hippie
Peacemaker Project Worldwide Movement
WE NEED YOUR FEED BACK AND COMMENTS!!! THIS BEGINS HERE IN NASHVILLE, TN, BUT ITS A WORLD MOVEMENT SIGN OUR GLOBAL MAP AND LET THE WORLD KNOW YOU ARE A PEACEMAKER Http:// embed> It's time for a change. We've pledged to protect and serve our communities. The rise in violent crime in Nashville, Davidson County among the youth/young adult population has increase the need for a more responsible response from those who wish to bring about a change in the lives of our children as well as the community. The Peace Makers are an organization of individuals who have been involved in crime, drugs and the criminal justice system. We are men and women who believe that the culture of violence and sexism that is perpetuated in the music that our youth/young adults listen to play a major role in how these youth think and behave. The violence in this city has touched each one of us personally. We've all lost someone we care about. And if
Clay Walker - Fall
Oh look there you go again Puttin on that smile again Even though I know you've had a bad day Doin this doin that Always puttin yourself last A whole lotta give and not enuff take But you can only be strong so long before you break So.. Chorus: Fall Go on and fall apart Fall into these arms of mine I'll catch you everytime you Fall Go on and lose it all Every doubt every fear Every worry every tear I'm right here Baby fall Forget about the world tonight All thats wrong and all thats right Lay your head on my shoulder let it fade away And if you wanna let go it's okay Chorus: Fall [ Fall lyrics found on ] Go on and fall apart Fall into these arms of mine I'll catch you everytime you Fall Go on and lose it all Every doubt every fear Every worry every tear I'm right here Baby fall Hold on Hold on Hold on To me Chorus: Fall Go on and fall apart Fall into these arms of mine I'll catch you everytime you
What It Is
Hows everybody in fu-land....great,great i hope...its all bars a damn good idea...
Shelton Blake, Don't Make Me
Verse 1: girl when i look at you you look through me like im not even there i try not to give up to be strong but im afraid to say im scared i can't find the place your heart is hidin' im no quitter but im tired of fightin' Chorus: baby i love you dont wanna lose you dont make me let you go took such a long time for me to find you dont make me let you go baby your beggin' please and im down here on my knees and i dont wanna have to set you free dont make me Verse 2: what if when im long gone it dawns on you you just might want me back let me make myself clear if i leave here its done im gone thats that you carry me love around like its a heavy burden im about to take it back are you sure its worth it Chorus: baby i love you dont wanna lose you dont make me let you go took such a long time for me to find you dont make me let you go baby your begging please and im down here on my knees and i dont wanna have to set you free dont make me baby
Just Want To Be Heard
Most of you know i have depression pretty bad. I know very few of you will read this.IDC. I'm not even sure why I am posting this because it will accomplish nothing. Im not looking for pity or attn, (well, maybe a little to be but seriously, i just want someone to know how i feel. Fucking irony! I am afraid of not breathing, yet i have asthma, and i enjoy smoking. I always wanted to be the one who turns heads, yet, i am obese, and i enjoy eating. I want to die, but i dont have the balls to kill myself. Now this is the part i never talk about. The truth is, i think about it all the time. I think about how to do it, when, how would i be found and by who. And who would care, seriously? I know Tim would be devastated! (plz see previous blog) My daughter would be crushed, maybe a few friends. And how many drama seeking posers would use it for pity points? FUCK THEM! I have seen ppl react when someone from fubar dies. I am not impugning anyones pain but you KNOW most
Shop In Heaven's Grocery Store
Shop in Heaven's Grocery Store I was walking down life's highway a long time ago, One day I saw a sign that said "Heaven's Grocery Store". As I got a little closer, the door came open wide, And when I came to myself, I was standing inside. I saw a host of angels; they were standing everywhere, And one angel said, "My child, be sure to shop with care." Everything a Christian needed was in that grocery store, And what you couldn't carry you could come back again for more. First, I got some patience, love was in the same row. Further down was understanding, you need that everywhere you go. I got a box or two of wisdom, a bag or two of faith, I just couldn't miss the Holy Ghost, for he was every place. I stopped to get some strength and courage to help me run the race By then my basket was getting full, but I remembered I needed grace. I didn't forget charity, for charity was free, So I tried to get enough to serve both you an
Been Goin Hard N Da Lab
Legend Of The Cherokee Indian
Do you know the legend of the Cherokee Indian youth's rite of passage? His dad takes him into the forest ... blindfolded ... and leaves him .... alone. He is required to sit on a stump the whole night ... and not take off the blindfold until the ray of sun shines through it. He is all by himself. He cannot cry out for help to anyone. Once he survives the night ... he is a MAN. He cannot tell the other boys of this experience. Each lad must come into his own manhood. The boy was terrified ... could hear all kinds of noise ... Beasts were all around him. Maybe even some human would hurt him. The wind blew the grass and earth... and it shook his stump. But he sat stoically ... never removing the blindfold. It would be the only way he could be a man. Finally, after a horrific night ... the sun appeared and he removed his blindfold. It was then that he saw his father ... sitting on the stump next to him ... at watch ... the entire night. We are never alone. Even whe
Meanig Of F.r.i.e.n.d. S.
F.R.I.E.N.D. S.H.I.P Meaning of F.R.I.E.N.D. S.H.I.P "F" is for Fun......... ...That friends share when they are together. "R" is for Reliability. ...A true friend is someone that you can always rely on. "I" is for Interest.... ...Someone who is genuinely interested in you, your fears, joys, and life. "E" is for Energy...... ...They pick you up when you are down, and give you the energy to go on and believe in yourself. "N" is for Nothing..... ...Nothing is ever too much, no matter what time it is, night or day. "D" is for Distance.... ...Although the miles may separate you, a true friend is never far away. "S" is for Secrets..... ...Your feelings and personal/private
Pray For Baby Allyssa Update Nov 29th
Well Hung
Well Hung I'm dangling, like a puppet on strings swinging to and fro asphyxiation is my friend inborn the watching of a man's death like the days of old, people watch they no longer shock they no longer fret and fear It is glance, then walk away been there, done that seen it before See me twitch, flit and spasm my ending throes swinging to and fro from the rope so taut and strong it cannot break from where its purchased and therefore I cannot live where I am not wanted - RRS 11/29/07
Passion is a feeling It's not a word for sex… It's the anticipation Of what will happen next… It's looking deep inside The eyes of my beholder… It's your gentle touch Placed upon my shoulder It's the subtle kiss… As I'm wrapped inside your arms… It's the confidence That you'll bring me no harm… It's the laughter that we share With the funny things you do… Never feeling lonely As long as I'm with you… It's the moonlit stroll barefoot in the sand… It's the jealous look of others As we're walking hand in hand… It's the comfort of a snuggle Near a blazing fireplace… It's the happiness I see With a smile upon your face… It's the Goosebumps on my body When you whisper in my ear… It's the beating of my heart Whenever you are near… Passion is a mood A feeling so complex… It sets the perfect ambiance For a night of wild sex! - Author Unknown
Death could be considered as the end of all life, but in many ways it could be the beginning of life itself. Death in most cases is a scary subject to explore. As we look at death we have to look at the possibilities, is it the beginning or the end. Well to answer this question we have to look in our own self’s, which is what we believe. Is there life after death? That is something we all ponder at one time or the other in our lives. It is also a question only you can answer yourself. To me death is part of life, what I mean is you can’t have one without the other. Do we fear death? The answer to that in most people is yes. But why should we fear it. Is it the unknown that we fear or the word itself? No one know what lies ahead after death, I feel that is the fear, the fear of the unknown. Just something to think about.
My Name Is Lust
Wyoming Cowboy
A Wyoming cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the #$%$)@ out of all of you!" St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" Just a couple minutes ago..."
A New Chapter:
A New ChapterDeprive me of my home,Of children, wealth and land...If you, O Lord, I gain.--Tukaram (c. 1607 - 1649), Hindu poet and saintIf your business went bankrupt, you might feel sorry for yourself. However, Tukaram, who was a Hindu poet, saw that his misfortunes had brought him closer to God. "It is well, O God, that I became bankrupt and was crushed by famine; this is how I repented and turned to Thee...It is well that my wife was a shrew, I sought your protection, O God."(Roger Lesser, "Saints and Sages of India")Tukaram's misfortunes prompted him to turn much closer to God. No one wants misfortune, but if it comes, rather than wallow in self-pity, you can use it to find out more about your inner being.When things go wrong, do you get angry or depressed? After a divorce or business failure, you have to close a chapter of your life. It is too late to rewrite it, just as when the bell goes off at the end of an examination, you have to hand in the test. Rather than looking back wi
Toxic Brew 2
Have you ever had one of those days where things just seem to point you into thinking that you aren't good enough? I had that for about half the day today. I know the things I feel like a failure at mean nothing to most people but thankfully, I'm not most people. I'm worrying myself sick over calculus. I seriously think I have a "D" in that class. This is not my normal school grade. In high school I had "A"s. Period. I finished 4th in my class. I get to college and it's honestly not that I can't do the work but that life got in the way so bad and I got so down and depressed and withdrawn that I barely could get out of bed on a day to day basis. I'm ok now. But I am seriously paying for those few weeks where I couldn't do what I needed to. I failed English because my attendance dropped too low. Calculus is... killing me. If I just had to worry about tests and quizzes in there I would be fine, I haven't just out and out failed any one assignment. However, I have to pass a test called the
Never Better
Than to have never loved at all Ha! Ask that to anyone who has taken that fall It hurts, it hurts so deep It's all too serious The pain, the pain you keep It makes you delirious Creating confusion, a constant intrusion Invading your thoughts and dreams Evading the truth of what it means I won't ever be the same again it seems To go from never being alone Into the vast unknown Reminiscing, always missing That piece My better half That peace I'll never have Having had it lost Adding up the cost I paid the toll Straight from my soul Now I don't know If I'll ever be whole
Think Before You Speak...
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - The last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could Immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow And asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... He knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls' THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and Passed by a store that sold a
Immigration - The Dark Side
Immigration - The Dark Side Bank of America , can I help you? Customer: Yes, I want to cancel my account. I don't want to do business with you any longer. The Bank: Why? > Customer: You're giving credit to illegal immigrants and I don't think it's right. I'm taking my business elsewhere. > The Bank: Well, Mr. Customer, we don't want to see you do that, but we can't stop you. I'll help you close the account. What is your account >number? > Customer: (gives account number) > The Bank: For security purposes and for your protection, can you please give me the last four digits of your social security number? > Customer: No. > The Bank: Mr. Customer, I need to verify your information, but in order to help you, I'll need verification of who you are. > Customer: Why should I give you my social security number? The reason I'm closing my account is that your bank is issuing credit cards to illegal immigrants who don't have social security numbers.You are targetin
Last Blog Tonite, I'm Tired!!
I want everyone to know that I have MUCH more to offer in the way of conversations, than just the racial issues. Unfortunately, when I poosted three mumms today (as a sort of "social experiment") the one on race seemed to never die. This leads me to believe that this still carries deep-rooted passions and emotional responces, much more than any other subject I've encountered in here. I think that I have proven myself to be an articulate, and well-versed conversationalist, and I thoroughly enjoy being so. Contraversy breeds debate; debate breeds ideas; ideas breed cooperation; cooperation breeds progress; progress leads to success; success breeds happiness; and then out of mutual happiness comes true freindship between people willing to think openly, and discuss freely!!!
Reasons To Allow Drinking At Work :
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol. 1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. 6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. 7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter. 8. It encourages carpooling. 9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care. 10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 11. It makes fellow employees look better. 12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. 13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. 14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. 15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will
Give Ya Lady Some Head
When a woman finds a man who gives good oral, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made. Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isn't it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl's cuie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you.
New Members On Fubar
NOTICE RULES OF KINDNESS Hey whats up, if you just joined, WELCOME Ok Some rules of kindness... DOWN RATING is not nice and is not acceptable. If you don't like a photo don't rate it. People get irritated real fast and upset if you down rate someones page, photo. Or thumbs down there stash item. What is down rating do you ask? That is when you intentionally rate lower then a 10. This is like flipping someone off just a lot ruder. If you don't like the photo or profile DON'T rate it. Simple as that! Please take this in to note when visiting fellow members of the site to have respect for one and other. Sure if someone came to your page or pictures and rated them all lower then a 10 you would be flipping out right?. ***Have some respect, treat others as you would like to be treated.*** What is thumbs down? pretty much exactly that. thumbs down on a stash item. Why is down rating so mean and not nice? It hurts peoples feelings, (yes feelings are real on
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