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My Daemon Aerodon
I went to the Golden Compass web page and took the quiz to see what my Daemon is... I'm not sure if I agree with it being a mouse.. I couldn't answer some of the questions about myself other than neutral... but I do like his name Aerodon.. so could you help me determine his species? just click on the link and answer 5 questions about my personality.. if you make one let me know and I will do the same for you! :) btw the species will be set on Dec 15 (12 days) so help me soon please!!
Brain Tests..
I saw this in a bulletin and I just had to save it and share with all my Friends.. Pretty Cool Stretch your brainThis is not a test - just a phenomenon. All readings are explained.Let's play with some words.What do you see?In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). It's all very physiological too, beca use it visualize the concept that good can't exist without evil (or the absence of good is evil). Now, what do you see?You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?What do you see here?This one is quite tricky!The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.Last one.What do you see?You probably read the word ME in brown, but.......when you look through ME you will see YOU!Do you need to look again? Test Your BrainThis is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way tho
Operator?!
i amused myself just now. i was making a collections call for the company and i realized that i totally switch my voice with customers and reps. it gets all high pitched and professional sounding. for those of you that know me, you know damn well that's a riot considering how polar opposite of that i am. lol
Sorry
Iam sorry if i offended anyone this past weekend. It seems i took my sister out to the bar for her first time. Instead of being a night of fun with my baby sister it turned out to be a joke because someone had to put something in my drink to try to et me to pay attention to them. well poor guy didnt get his way (thank goodness) my sister got me out of there so if i was mean to anyone over the weekend im sorry i just wasnt up to par after that little incident.
Parenting
THE JOB OF A PARENT HEARTS AS BIG AS TEXAS, AND EYES IN THE BACK OF THEIR HEAD, A PARENT USUALLY KNOWS THE TRUTH WITHOUT IT BEING SAID! YOU MAY THINK THEY DON'T CARE, OR ARE EVEN RUINING YOUR LIFE, BUT, THE JOB OF A PARENT IS NOT EASY, AND IS OFTEN FILLED WITH STRIFE! THERE MAY BE MOMENTS WHEN ALL YOU WISH FOR IS TO BE AWAY FROM US AND GROWN, BUT, BE THANKFUL THAT YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THE "FORGOTTEN"!!! AND THAT WITH US YOU WILL NEVER BE ALONE!!!! ORIGINAL POEM WRITTEN BY: MISTY DAWN (**SERENITY'S ANGEL**)(C)
Friends
Dont it suck When ppl have U blocked BUT cum to visit ur page? Peace~n~Love to all~!
To All My Friends
Hi ya'll!!!! Still don't have my own pc yet.......I am at the library.....Things have been rough financially for us the past few months.....Lee is looking for another job ...... After i left my last blog i fell and busted my knee open and had to have 6 stitches....I was down for about 2 weeks total because they had to reopen it a bit to get to some of the stitches....Aug 5th my dog sir died....( we had him for 10 yrs).....In the meantime i have gotten two cats and we took in a stray that was dropped off at the house in the summer while we were first moving in....(he makes a really good farm dog) I miss you all very much and hope that I can get back online soon.....If Lee gets this new job he is after I hope to be back sometime around spring. The lady that owns the farm we are living on is going to sell it to us if we can get a loan....
Az Music
check out my friends hip hop project called Justus... www.myspace.com/justusazup and help my band get to vegas in the bodog battle of the bands competition! www.myspace.com/therevival click on the first link, register at the site, then go back to the myspace page, click on the link, and vote for us!
Butterfly Reaction
This was written by my baby girl, I just had to share it with you, I love this poem. Thank you Jasmin honey. Every action causes a reaction within every smile, another forms.. Every death renews a birth... within every tear shed, another life removed..... Take this lesson, cradle it with love, for every action taken reaction shall form.... Smite one, Karma comes.... So light that love, and bring reform... as in this butterfly affect... Every action causes a reaction.. love all, be loved by all....written solely by Swan~ ~with love~ Kisses!** (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ ¸.´¸.*¨) ¸.*¨) (¸.´ (¸.´ .´ ¸¸.¨¯`.´* **********(¨`.´¨)************ ******(¨`.´¨).¸..(¨`.´¨)******* *(¨`.´*. ¸.´ ** `.¸.´ `.´¨)***** * `.¸. JUST SHOWIN LOVE.¸.´* *******(¨`.´¨) (¨`.´¨)********* ********`.¸(¨`.´¨)..´********** ************`.¸.´*********** HUGS-N-LUVS (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ ~~* ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) ) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ ....~Swan~..**
Relocating...
First off... I pretty much hate the area I live in. It's a great city and has a lot to offer but it's the climate I dont want anymore. I don't do winter well and I have a problem with snow. The skill set that I have and my work experiences allows me the luxury to live virtually anywhere and make a decent living. My children are all grown up and living life as they see fit. So, basically I am free to do and go where I please. What would please me the most is to go somewhere that I know has a friendly face waiting for my arrival. If that face was single...BONUS..lol... I have some friends in my life that are very near and dear to my heart. I won't go into detail but there is a specific place that would make me very happy. As of now this minute... my plans still have a blank to fill in... Ideas? Suggestions? Opinions? Offers?...
35 Fun Things To Do While Driving
This Driver's Ed teacher is a comedic genius. I know we're all bored of lists. But honestly, this one is hilarious all the way through. 1. Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged. 2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang. 3. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling. 4. Two words: Chicken suit. 5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better. 6. Pay the toll for the car behind you. Watch in rearview mirror as toll collector tries to explain to next driver. 7. Laugh. Laugh a lot. A whooooole lot. 8. Stop at the green lights. 9. Go at the red ones. 10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance. 11. Eat food that requires silverware. 12. Put your arms down the legs of an extra pair of trousers, put sneakers on your hands, and lean the seat back as you drive. 13. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car
You Woke Up & Realized I Am What I Am
Greetings. Oh the many twists and turns of the woman. She sees something she likes and accepts the friend request I sent. A shout or two later and maybe she isn't figuring why I seem so odd or different. Yahoo only becomes involved with a lady who shows some willingness to discuss My Ways. Yet My Ways are where the confusion begins. My Ways are basically the same as the natural version of the red tailed fox or the eagle or the diamond... we are what we are designed to do and we do it without need of explanations nor concerns of others' thoughts nor criticisms. Many people use a term: "Sly as a fox" yet they rarely know what they are saying. First ask yourself if you have seen a real red tailed fox out there in the wilderness or was that spec up in the high sky an eagle or a crow or a vulture... and with that price which might include a guaranteed re-sell value that comes with some specific diamond jewelry... is this truly a diamond or another unbelievable replacement as this a
12 Redneck Days Of Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 12-Pack of Bud 11 Rasslin' Tickets tin of Copenhagen 9 Years Probation 8 Table Dancers 7 Packs of Redman 6 Cans of Spam 5 Flannel shirts 4 Mud grip tires 3 Shotgun shells 2 Huntin' dogs And some parts to a Mustang GT.
Twas The Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailer Not a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a redneck named Taylor. His first name was Bubba, Joe was his middle, And a-runnin' down his chin was a trickle of spittle. His socks, they were hung by the chimney with care, And therefore there was a foul stench in the air. That Bubba got scared and rousted the boys. There was Rufus, 12; Jim Bob was 11; Dud goin' on 10; Otis was 7. John, George and Chucky Were 5,4, and 3: The twins were both girls So they let them be. They jumped in their overalls, No need for a shirt, Threw a hat on each head, Then turned with a jerk. They ran to the gun rack That hung on the wall. There were 17 shotguns; They grabbed them all. Bubba said to the young'uns, "Now hesh up ya'll! The last thing we wanna do Is wake up yer Maw." Maw was expecting And needed her sleep, So out they crept out the door Without making a peep. They all looked around, and then th
Doctor's Appointment And Other Messy Mess
Well had to get back in there now,hadn't I? lol not fun but at least I found a sister in the church who gave me a ride. I knew the news were good and that made it all easier,even the pulling of the surgical gauze over a surgical cut,where the stitches had already reabsorbed themselves so it was pretty much an adesive to be pulled off of an open cut,scary huh? I saw a bit of blood and freaked out,the doctor had to calm me down and make me notice it was OLD blood,talk about being girlie and impressionable! and to think I wanted to be a doctor when I was a child lmao all right there,here's me starving,later news at a later time. But wish me luck,it's freezing cold and I have to go back to work tomorrow! Howl. p.s I've surfed through a singles' site and the guys are all worried about burning calories,oh goodie! I'll make my own profile when my papers are final,do you think someone decent will write me? hehe
These Demons
Here I sit, Fighting my demons. They want to take control, Floodng my thoughts as they see fit. Self-pity, self-loathing, they are my fight. To push them away is almost impossible. I try and I try once again, I almost get it right. My demons are clever. Creeping into my thoughts, Single threads of my enemy, Making me think I am doomed forever. These tears that spill from my eyes of brown, Leave hot trails down my cheeks. I can't let others view my plight, So, I have to be alone, no one around. My demons might win this round, I fear. Their claws dig deep into my soul, Piercing me with their evil intent. Doing their harm, telling me my end is near. ~~~Darkness~~~
Bombing Dec 3rd
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Made For Lill
If We Had Sex.....
If We Had Sex..... don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorrow?
Myspace
OK... so I broke down and signed up for MySpace.. hehe... I know.. I am a traitor... but I know a few people on there and figured, WHY NOT! Anyway, if anyone is on there, feel free to add me, I am just starting so there isn't much to my page yet... Here is the link... http://www.myspace.com/angldragn Fu-Luv to You All!!! *~AngL~*
Love For All
Lately I have been sick and really havent been on here all that much but am still trying to help everyone out...If I see someone needing to level i am there if I see a bombing contest I try to help...I see someone sick I send them a gift cuz I know they want to know someone loves them and are thinking about them...Tho right now I need to kinda slow down more cuz I need to get my health back up so I can continue showing my love to all my friends so if you dont see me on your page for a bit please dont get offended and please dont think I dont care cuz I HONESTLY do just need to get my health up....Now if you all see Bigjimmy on your page you know I am sending him to show love from me too....Have a great day all and know I do love all my fu friends, MY SISTERS and fans oh and anyone else i havent gotten to meet yet Liberated Spice
My Rules For Dating
OK as u all are probably wondering wut the titles means. well now that i am officaly ready to date i have figured out some guild lines i will have to follow and whomever it is that is interested in me or im interested in must follow... as goes 1. dont kiss me unless u mean buisness.. not sex... that u like me or want me 2. dont ask me to be your "girlfriend" unless u really care or even love me.. because if i say it back... i really mean it and dishonesty is just not healthy, and i am not a liar. 3.if u just want to be friends, then dont try to act like u want something more... i can get confussed very easily, and that is how hearts get broken 4. u might think that i am not interested at first because u dont know me and u should get to know me before getting ur hopes up so high.. i no longer wear my heat upon my sleeve so dont try to break something that you dont hold yet things i like just as a starter.... a. i like to hold halds and go for walks together.. i cant h
Allison Krauss And Robert Plant
Why Is It
OK I WANT TO KNOW WHY IS IT EVERY MAN I HAVE TALKED I TO ON HERE THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS JUST WANT TO KNOW IF I WILL GIVE THEM A BLOW JOB. YA OK I AM SURE U ARE ALL LIKE THAT WAS NOT ME BUT U KNOW WHO U ARE !!!!!!! IS THERE A FULL MOON OR IS IT CAUSE IT GETTING COLD OUT AND THEY NEED SOME WAMN BODY?????? IT IS REALLY STARTING TO BUG ME!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN TAKE A LOT OF SHIT BUT I AM SICK AND TIRED HERE THAT ON MY SHOUT BOX!!!!!!!! THANKS FOR LETTING ME BITCH ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! LISA
Pettitte To Pitch For Yankees In 2008
Dec 3, 10:21 AM (ET) By RONALD BLUM NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -Andy Pettitte decided to pitch for the New York Yankees in 2008 and put off retirement. Pettitte's agent, Randy Hendricks, said Monday that the 35-year-old left-hander had started telling teammates on Sunday. Hendricks then informed Yankees general manager Brian Cashman of the news. Hendricks said Yankees captain Derek Jeter and catcher Jorge Posada had lobbied Pettitte to return, and the pitcher consulted his wife. "Players such as Jeter and Posada told him how much they needed him back, as did Brian Cashman and Joe Girardi," Hendricks said. "Andy decided this weekend that he didn't want to keep the Yankees on hold as they sought to determine their team for next year." The decision came as the Yankees set a Monday deadline for the Minnesota Twins to decide whether they will trade them two-time AL Cy Young Award winner Johan Santana for pitcher Phil Hughes, center fielder Melky Cabrera and a midlevel prospect.
Pain To The End
Eyes closed tight at the nightmare ahead Hands trembling, blood in your bed A single whimper escapes your lips Icy hands upon your hips Clawing and screaming begging not to go Terror knowing, you reap what you sew Is it to late, is this how it ends Satan’s waiting his collector he sends Life flashing before you, ashamed of your role Begging for the chance to change life’s goal Flesh now ripping as your drug below Yes hell is waiting he owns your soul Muscle and bone fiery flesh The smell of brimstone strong and fresh Pain sweet pain, your only release Embrace it as yours fore it’s your only peace Just as in life, you suffer in pain For eternity now it shall keep you sane c. l. cooper
I Wish I Was A Christmas Tree
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Merry Chritmas To Our Soldiers
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING
My Christmas Blog
In my life, I have lost for the most part everything that means something to me, my mom and dad were headed home from michigan christmas eve 1970 when they got into an accident which claimed my mom's life, my dad had 3rd degree burns over his entire body and they had him covered up and pronounced dead also until he started grunting, he then lived until i was 10, then he was shot and killed, my granny raised me and a few yrs ago she passed with a heart attack, that was a majow blow to me, for the longest time i was like why me, why does life suck so bad, when it rains on you, it's pouring on others, all you can do is keep digging and do the best with the hand you have, and hope the next day should it come is better than the one before, have fun in everything you do and live each day as if it your last, because you really never know, it may just be. have a great day and merry christmas to all
For Mrluvvit
A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood,
Woo Hoo
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My A$$
Im thinking about taking some more pics today. Leave a comment on here of what kind of poses I should be doing. Dont be shy!!!Delana
Heading Out West
Ok, heading out to nevada. Going to be seeing my kids and doing a road trip. Will be gone for a while so I hope ya'll misbehave well before I get back. And have pics to prove it! lol
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Too Sweet...
Awwww.... Why does this make me smile? I've heard all this shit before..(not to be conceited) but still... ========================= your beautiful(James Blunt Style) left by jerry23 10 hours ago =========================
Thank You...
I wanted to say thank you to a few special people who helped me level up these past few days there in no particular order Tracylynn, Twisted and Transparent, Sc sweetie, Biker heart, Khandy,Year of the Dragon,Forevermurphy, Sexybbw Barb and biker hearts bomber friends
Made For Krazywickedchick4u
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7% I Am....
> P-----pray > U----until > S----something > H----happens > > I need this back... If you'll do this for me.. I'll do it for you... > > When there is nothing left but God, that is when you find out > that God is all you need. > > Take 60 seconds and give this a shot! All you do is simply say the > following small prayer for the person who sent you this. > > Father, God bless all my friends in whatever it is that You know they > may be > needing this day! And may their life be full of your peace, > prosperity and power as he/ > she seeks to have a closer relationship with you. Amen. > > Then send it on to five other people . Within hours you caused a > multitude of people to pray for other people. Then sit back and watch > the power of God work in your life. > > P. S. Five is good, but more is better. > > When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of you! If you are > one of > the 7% who will stand up for him, forward this with the title > 7%. 93
Ok Im Laughing
so...just for the record i am still not back to par...but im working on it..and because its funny...i want to thank everyone for making me giggle today. the flirting is fabulous...and it is just that...my disclaimer has been posted for sometime now...i just want to laugh...you bring me giggles i keep you...bring me tears i must say goodbye...as to friend requests....only if i feel up to risking bullshit will i accept any new ones...I don't have time to be wasting on anymore BS. now back to the flirting...:Þ
Upcoming Surgery
A few weeks ago, while i was at work i had gotten some serious abdominal pains....strong enough to put a big boy like myself to his knees...After spending a few hours in the ER and seeing my family Doctor the following day, it turns out i have Gall Bladder Stones. So for the past few weeks i have been (trying) to watch what i eat, so it doesn't set off another round of pain..(pain usually lasts for 4-5 hours) Anyways I found out today that on Jan. 15th (or unless there is a cancellation) I'll go in for day surgery to have my gall bladder removed....A simple proceedure, in and out in a day, but i'll be off work for 2 weeks on account of being a diabetic...Aparently it takes diabetics a lil longer to heal.. Anywho, i thought i would just give an update on how it was going, cause i know there are a few of you that i told this about...so there ya go :P p.s I fucking hate snow...blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
This Is My Life
i feel like every thing is a merry go around.full of surpizes.up and down and away i go.not knowing if im comming or going.meet a sweet ladie in my life.now things are going wrong.trying to change my life.lost my mom a couble of days ago to aids and trying to deal with that.tears of fustration run down my face.crying is all this young boy seem to want to do.i need my girl in my arms but i dont know if she wants me the same way.broking promises seem to be what i do.dont mean to hurt noone and i didnt mean to hurt you.hope you understand and if any one knows what im going throw can some one please give me a helping hand.from chris
God I Hate The Bullshit
so it seems for the last week or so someone has nothing better to do but email me with bullshit steve says and does...it occurs to me that this is someone who knows him and i and knows the history of us.. which is no one on my page.... someone who wants to be with him and feels it will never happen unless they get me outta of the picture first, cuz lets face it how does he be with someone else and commit to someone else when he is still in love with me (and no im not bein snotty just statin facts!!) to whomever this is get a fuckin real life.. chances are you are someone who lives outta state anyway..... all u are doing is adding fuel to my fire here!! not pushing me away at all.. but making it to that him and i have longer more in dept conversations........ talking more things out then we ever had!!! so go on with ya damn self!!! keep pushing!!!! all you are doin is pushin him right back to me!!! and let me add here....... what steve does he does... what allie does she does... we dont
Family List
If your on my family list and I see you on and if you dont write me back if i write you, u will be removed, no questions
Count Down To Internet
My Count down to real internet is::: wednesday.... Miss you all
Something To Talk About Weeeehaaaaa
Suriving The Hurricane
hello it very windy here. at 8 am the wind was blowing so bad that i coundt see out of the window. i sick of rain. and wind. it still pretty windy out there but dont let it fool you. flood warnings are in fect till 4pm tomorrow. sorry if this blog is a little running all over the place. i am living on little sleep. my hysband and i went for a drive at 3 am to see how our daughter was. we sent her to grand mas house because ther she be safer then my own house. i live a couple blocks from the bay at sea level. the roof is still standing but we lost a lot of shingles. i will keep you updated. i going to get some sleep.
Looking For Contestants
LOOKING FOR CONTESTANTS FOR THE 2007-2008 KING AND QUEEN CONTEST. STARTING 12/30/07- 01/13/08.NEED AT LEAST 10 FOR EACH TO BEGIN! WEAR THIS CROWN FOR THE 2007-2008 YEAR!! PRIZES 1. PIC MUST BE RIP TO ENTER 2. MUST HAVE A SALUTE 3. MUST RATE/FAN AND ADD THE HOST 4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED OR TOLERATED. BLOCKED IS THE RESULT. 5. NO DOWN RATING OF ANY KIND 6.SELF BOMBING AND FAMILY IS ALLOWED. 7. IN CASE OF A TIE WILL BE SPLIT PRIZES. 8. ANY QUESTION COME TO THE HOST NOT A CONTESTANT FOR ANY INFORMATION OR CONCERNS. 9. MUST HAVE AT 150 COMMENTS A DAY TO STAY IN CONTEST. PRIZES 1 ST PLACE IS 3 MONTH VIP 2ND PLACE ONE WEEK BLAST 3RD PLACE IS A DIAMOND EAR RINGS(FEMALE) AND DIAMOND RING FOR THE (MALE) PLEASE CONTACT AKAMRS. T @ FUBAR FOR ALL MALE CONTESTANTS HERE THE LINK TO CONTEST: AKAMRS. T/lil pleasure/ lil business@ fubar ! PLEASE CONTACT BIG PAP
My Boss Makes The News!!
Santa Claus is coming to town -- for 34 microseconds Christmas is hectic for all but particularly for Santa, who must live in Kyrgyzstan and make his rounds at lightning speed if he is to deliver gifts to all the world's children on time, a Swedish consultancy has concluded. Between Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, Santa Claus's route around the planet includes stops at 2.5 billion homes, assuming that children of all religions receive a present from the jolly man in the red suit, Anders Larsson of the engineering consultancy Sweco told AFP. "We estimated that there are 48 people per square kilometer (120 per square mile) on Earth, and 20 metres (66 feet) between each home. So if Santa leaves from Kyrgyzstan and travels against the Earth's rotation he has 48 hours to deliver all the presents," he said. Father Christmas has long been believed to reside at the North Pole, although a number of northern towns, including Finnish Rovaniemi, claim to be his true home. But Sweco's repo
Add To The Beauty--sarah Groves
Warm
Well for the first time in a really long time I am warm at work. Its kinda nice feeling. They fixed the window across from my cube so no more breeze, no more howling winds. I once again am a happy Jessi.
Love
love is hard to replace i have been single for a little over a mouth and i am stay single for the rest of my life maybe who knows.
From My Sweet Reflection--thank You Babygirl
Looking For Contestants For The 2007-2008 King And Queen Of Fubar
LOOKING FOR CONTESTANTS FOR THE 2007-2008 KING AND QUEEN CONTEST. STARTING 12/30/07- 01/13/08.NEED AT LEAST 10 FOR EACH TO BEGIN! WEAR THIS CROWN FOR THE 2007-2008 YEAR!! PRIZES 1. PIC MUST BE RIP TO ENTER 2. MUST HAVE A SALUTE 3. MUST RATE/FAN AND ADD THE HOST 4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED OR TOLERATED. BLOCKED IS THE RESULT. 5. NO DOWN RATING OF ANY KIND 6.SELF BOMBING AND FAMILY IS ALLOWED. 7. IN CASE OF A TIE WILL BE SPLIT PRIZES. 8. ANY QUESTION COME TO THE HOST NOT A CONTESTANT FOR ANY INFORMATION OR CONCERNS. 9. MUST HAVE AT 150 COMMENTS A DAY TO STAY IN CONTEST. PRIZES 1 ST PLACE IS 3 MONTH VIP 2ND PLACE ONE WEEK BLAST 3RD PLACE IS A DIAMOND EAR RINGS(FEMALE) AND DIAMOND RING FOR THE (MALE) PLEASE CONTACT AKAMRS. T @ FUBAR FOR ALL MALE CONTESTANTS HERE THE LINK TO CONTEST: AKAMRS. T/lil pleasure/ lil business@ fubar ! PLEASE CONTACT BIG PAP
Foolish
Some may say that I'm foolish for being in this situation. Perhaps I am. But the funny thing I've learned is that when you truly love someone and want to be with them, you tend to do some things that seem foolish to others. Even to yourself at times. Some things don't make sense to others, and perhaps don't make much sense in general, but in some small way, you know they do. When you know things aren't so unbearable and that they can get better you tend to let certain things be dealt with. You deal with the slight pain in order to have the rest of it. You understand why certain things happen. You of course wish they didn't, but either way you can know why it's happening. You just hope you don't end up losing out because you're being so understanding and giving that space. You hope that what little you can do and show is enough to remind the other person and hopefully get them to understand and believe your intentions. That, like you shouldn't be doing, you aren't compared to
4 Advanced Cunnilingus Techniques
4 Advanced Cunnilingus Techniques Cunnilingus is the act of using the mouth to stimulate the female genitals. This can include sucking or licking the outer and inner areas of the vagina and direct stimulation of the clitoris.. My tutorial 5 Steps to Perfect Cunnilingus explains how to bring a woman to orgasm through oral sex, but there is more you can do to make cunnilingus enjoyable for her. When you reach the point in your oral lovemaking where she is highly aroused and ready for finger insertion, here are 4 advanced techniques you can try. 1) G-spot stimulation. G-spot stimulation works better than anything else you can do to cause a strong, prolonged orgasm. This “spot,” between a penny and quarter in size, is a small mound of tissue inside the vagina, which has a high concentration of sexual nerves and produces hormones similar to those made by the male’s prostate gland. To locate the G-spot, slide a finger inside her vagina, palm up. Curve your middle finger toward yourself gent
Chronic Marine Syndrome
Chronic Marine Syndrome In response to the person who talked about Marine Disease; I've discovered another condition; it's called Chronic Marine Syndrome (CMS). This condition affects men and women of all ages. Symptoms to look for are: 1. Pride in oneself and the organization they represent. 2. A strong willingness to put in extra attention to detail to get the job done. 3. May wear articles of Marine clothing; T-shirts, jackets, watches, well into their 80's. 4. Will not hesitate to stand up or put their hand over their heart, or even salute when the National Anthem is played. 5. Does not succumb easily to political correctness. 6. Is sure of who they are. 7. Is often either respected or hated by others, due to their abilities and talents. 8. May donate toys to needy kids at Christmas. 9. Some have been known to wear their hair in a high
Best Hotel On The Strip
I'm heading to Vegas in February. I've been there several times but have never stayed in the same hotel. I've stayed at the Venetian, the MGM Grand, the Hilton, the Flamingo and the Imperial Palace. I'm thinking I will probably stay somewhere different again this time. Where is your favourite spot to stay in Vegas?
Done
From this day forward I am only helpin people in contest that help me, I am tired of givin help and not getting it in return.
Adventures In Moving
OMFG!!! I HATE MOVING..LET ME TELL YOU..JUST A QUICK UPDATE CAUSE THEY WONT LET ME STAY ON LONG AT THE LIBRARY.. IM STAYING WITH A FRIEND FOR NOW, AND ITS NOT GOING WELL, APPARENTYLY HIS OPFFER CAME WITH STRINGS IM NOT WILLING TO MAKE..SO WE WILL SEE..ONE OF US IS GONNA END UP GETTING THEIR ARSES KICKED AND ITS NOT ME..LOL SATURDAY THE DAY I MOVED ALL MY STUFF INTO STORAGE, MY FRIEND WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO LET ME USE HI STRUCK AND HELP ME MOVE, CANCELLED..SO IT WAS MY MINI VAN AND MY THREE KIDS AND I MOVING IT ALL.. ALMOST AN ENTIRE HOUSE INTO A STORAGE UNIT..IT TOOK US 9 HOURS AND ALOT OF BRUISES AND BROKEN THINGS, AND ONE TICKET FOR BLOCKING ALL WINDOWS AND KIDS ON THE FLOOR OF THE CAR.. I MIGHT NOT HAVE GOTTEN THAT TICKET IF I HADNT ASKED THE COP IF HE WANTED TO HELP ME MOVE AND SAVE ME THE TROUBLE..LMAOOOO AND I HOPE TO HELL MY EX HUSBAND HAS FUN CLEANING OUT THE REST OF THE CRAP WE COULDNT TAKE WITH US..JERK, ENJOY IT.. WELL, I ONLY HAVE A FEW MINUTES LEFT, THEN AN
Looking For Contestants For The 2007-2008 King And Queen Of Fubar
LOOKING FOR CONTESTANTS FOR THE 2007-2008 KING AND QUEEN CONTEST. STARTING 12/30/07- 01/13/08.NEED AT LEAST 10 FOR EACH TO BEGIN! WEAR THIS CROWN FOR THE 2007-2008 YEAR!! PRIZES 1. PIC MUST BE RIP TO ENTER 2. MUST HAVE A SALUTE 3. MUST RATE/FAN AND ADD THE HOST 4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED OR TOLERATED. BLOCKED IS THE RESULT. 5. NO DOWN RATING OF ANY KIND 6.SELF BOMBING AND FAMILY IS ALLOWED. 7. IN CASE OF A TIE WILL BE SPLIT PRIZES. 8. ANY QUESTION COME TO THE HOST NOT A CONTESTANT FOR ANY INFORMATION OR CONCERNS. 9. MUST HAVE AT 150 COMMENTS A DAY TO STAY IN CONTEST. PRIZES 1 ST PLACE IS 3 MONTH VIP 2ND PLACE ONE WEEK BLAST 3RD PLACE IS A DIAMOND EAR RINGS(FEMALE) AND DIAMOND RING FOR THE (MALE) PLEASE CONTACT AKAMRS. T @ FUBAR FOR ALL MALE CONTESTANTS HERE THE LINK TO CONTEST: ! PLEASE CONTACT BIG PAPA FOR FEMALE CONTESTANTS HERE THE LINK TO CONTEST:
Jolly Snowman Bread
Invite your kids to shape this classic white bread dough into snowmen. When the snowmen are baked, the kids can tie on ribbon scarves and present their edible sculptures to teachers and friends. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 2 tablespoons brown sugar 5 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 2 teaspoons salt 1/2 cup warm water 1 1/4-ounce package active dry yeast pinch of sugar 1 1/2 cups warm milk 4 tablespoons softened butter raisins dried apricots gumdrops 1. In a large mixing bowl, combine the flour, brown sugar, and salt. Set aside. 2. Pour the warm water (bathwater temperature, or around 100° F) into a large bowl and sprinkle in the yeast and a pinch of sugar. Stir and let the mix sit for 5 minutes, until bubbles begin to appear. 3. Stir in the warm milk, butter, and 2 cups of the dry ingredients. Stir in the remaining dry ingredients 1 cup at a time, mixing until the dough is stiff. 4. Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured countertop and knead for 5 to 10 minutes o
Still Need Help
hey guys its me askin for your help again to win my VIP. I still need 7700 comments. gimme all u got or your in trouble....lol just kidding...just a few will help or more if you want. heres the link
Looking For Contestants For The 2007-2008 King And Queen Of Fubar
LOOKING FOR CONTESTANTS FOR THE 2007-2008 KING AND QUEEN CONTEST. STARTING 12/30/07- 01/13/08.NEED AT LEAST 10 FOR EACH TO BEGIN! WEAR THIS CROWN FOR THE 2007-2008 YEAR!! PRIZES 1. PIC MUST BE RIP TO ENTER 2. MUST HAVE A SALUTE 3. MUST RATE/FAN AND ADD THE HOST 4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED OR TOLERATED. BLOCKED IS THE RESULT. 5. NO DOWN RATING OF ANY KIND 6.SELF BOMBING AND FAMILY IS ALLOWED. 7. IN CASE OF A TIE WILL BE SPLIT PRIZES. 8. ANY QUESTION COME TO THE HOST NOT A CONTESTANT FOR ANY INFORMATION OR CONCERNS. 9. MUST HAVE AT 150 COMMENTS A DAY TO STAY IN CONTEST. PRIZES 1 ST PLACE IS 3 MONTH VIP 2ND PLACE ONE WEEK BLAST 3RD PLACE IS A DIAMOND EAR RINGS(FEMALE) AND DIAMOND RING FOR THE (MALE) PLEASE CONTACT AKAMRS. T @ FUBAR FOR ALL MALE CONTESTANTS HERE THE LINK TO CONTEST: ! PLEASE CONTACT BIG PAPA FOR FEMALE CONTESTANTS HERE THE LINK TO CONTEST:
Fresh Corn Muffins
Whole kernels cut fresh from the cob add an unexpected texture and freshness to these moist muffins. They're wonderful served warm with butter. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 6 tablespoons vegetable oil 1 cup fresh corn kernels (from about 2 ears) 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 cup cornmeal 1 cup flour 3 tablespoons sugar 1 tablespoon baking powder 1 cup buttermilk 1 egg, lightly beaten 1. Heat the oven to 375°. Place paper liners in a 12-cup muffin pan. 2. Heat 1 teaspoon of the oil in a medium skillet. Add the corn and 1/4 teaspoon of the salt and cook over medium-high heat until barely tender, about 2 to 3 minutes. Then spread the corn onto a plate to cool slightly. 3. In a medium bowl, whisk together the cornmeal, flour, sugar, baking powder, and remaining 1/4 teaspoon of salt. 4. Add the buttermilk, egg, and remaining oil to the dry ingredients and stir until blended. Then stir in the corn mixture. 5. Divide the batter among the muffin cups. Bake the muffins for about 16
Outsourceing
Outsourcing ~ I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline and got a call center in Afghanistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Family
http://www.fubar.com/user/1262031 why IDK ad dont know WTF wild angel to ME to tell K.O.W she was sorry! WHY? beats me! has me blocked so can't ask either! just letting MY family know yo! gone to pay bills bbl
Looking For Contestants For The 2007-2008 King And Queen Of Fubar
LOOKING FOR CONTESTANTS FOR THE 2007-2008 KING AND QUEEN CONTEST. STARTING 12/30/07- 01/13/08.NEED AT LEAST 10 FOR EACH TO BEGIN! WEAR THIS CROWN FOR THE 2007-2008 YEAR!! PRIZES 1. PIC MUST BE RIP TO ENTER 2. MUST HAVE A SALUTE 3. MUST RATE/FAN AND ADD THE HOST 4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED OR TOLERATED. BLOCKED IS THE RESULT. 5. NO DOWN RATING OF ANY KIND 6.SELF BOMBING AND FAMILY IS ALLOWED. 7. IN CASE OF A TIE WILL BE SPLIT PRIZES. 8. ANY QUESTION COME TO THE HOST NOT A CONTESTANT FOR ANY INFORMATION OR CONCERNS. 9. MUST HAVE AT 150 COMMENTS A DAY TO STAY IN CONTEST. PRIZES 1 ST PLACE IS 3 MONTH VIP 2ND PLACE ONE WEEK BLAST 3RD PLACE IS A DIAMOND EAR RINGS(FEMALE) AND DIAMOND RING FOR THE (MALE) PLEASE CONTACT AKAMRS. T @ FUBAR FOR ALL MALE CONTESTANTS HERE THE LINK TO CONTEST: ! PLEASE CONTACT BIG PAPA FOR FEMALE CONTESTANTS HERE THE LINK TO CONTEST:
Cranberry Crumb Muffins
Topped with sweet streusel, these tender muffins make an irresistible breakfast on a cool fall morning. To be sure you're using the freshest berries, you'll want to choose fruit that has bounce in it. Or you can put it to the water test. Small pockets of air trapped in fresh cranberries make them bounce -- and float in water. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: CRUMB TOPPING 1/4 cup walnut pieces 1/2 cup flour 2 tablespoons sugar 2 tablespoons light brown sugar 1/4 teaspoon baking powder Pinch of salt 2 1/2 tablespoons butter, melted MUFFINS 2 cups flour 1/2 cup plus 1 1/2 tablespoons sugar 2 teaspoons baking powder 1/2 teaspoon baking soda Pinch of salt 1 cup plain low-fat yogurt 1 egg, lightly beaten 1/2 cup unsalted butter, melted and cooled 1 1/2 cups fresh or frozen cranberries 1. Heat the oven to 425°. Lightly grease 12 standard-size nonstick muffin cups. 2. To make the crumb topping, spread the walnuts in a pie plate and toast them in the oven until
She Wore Lipstick
She wore lipstick anticipating delight his reaction to her luscious curves of lips smiled knowingly
Baked Ham
For the most flavorful meat, get a smoked and salt-cured country ham. Before baking, put the ham in a pot of water and bring it to a boil. Turn off the heat, cover, and let it sit overnight before baking. Supermarkets also offer ready-to-eat, fully cooked hams that require only a bit of seasoning and a quick trip to the oven. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: Whole or half ham, precooked, cured, or smoked 2 cups apple cider 3 tbsp. Dijon-style mustard 1/2 cup dark brown sugar, packed 1 can pineapple slices 1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Place the ham fat-side down in a roasting pan with the apple cider. Bake a whole ham 10 minutes per pound, or a half ham 15 minutes per pound, or until a meat thermometer reads 130 degrees. Baste the ham with the liquid in the pan from time to time during baking. 2. When the ham is cooked, remove it from the oven and slice off the skin and most of the fat, leaving a quarter-inch layer. Lay the ham in the pan, fat-side up this time, and make crossh
Tiny Taco Tarts
Mini phyllo shells, ready-made and smartly ornamental, are the secret here. Simply fill them with this delectable sour-cream-and-taco-seasoning-mix dip, and garnish. Tip: Double the dip and serve the extra with crudités. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 30 individual frozen mini phyllo shells, thawed 3/4 cup mayonnaise 6 tablespoons sour cream 1/4 cup buttermilk 1/2 (1 1/4 -ounce) packet taco seasoning mix (3 tablespoons) 1 tablespoon fresh lime juice Toppings: grated carrot, shredded lettuce, minced cilantro, minced green bell pepper 1. Heat the oven to 375º. Place the phyllo shells on an ungreased baking sheet. Bake the shells until they turn light golden, about 10 minutes. Remove them from the oven and let them cool. 2. Meanwhile, in a small bowl, mix the mayonnaise, sour cream, buttermilk, seasoning mix, and lime juice. Spoon the mixture into the phyllo shells. 3. Top with the garnish of your choice. Arrange the tarts on a serving platter and keep them chilled until ready
Bored
So here I sit at home, with not a whole lot to day. Listening to music, should be cleaning, or doing something productive. Laundry maybe. Instead I sit here, chatting with my friends because that makes happy. I don't want to go anywhere I don't want to do anything but veg like a total lazy ass. YAY I think I will. Anyway. So I have x-mas presents to buy. A year subscription to x-box live for my brother, and a few things for mom Online shopping here I come Oh and I need to get laid. bad --- Vampi is the best in the whole wide world. My life would be totally incomplete without her.
Holiday Cucumber Cups
These peeled cucumber cups, with their holiday color scheme, look wonderfully festive, plus they're a snap to make. The rounds provide the perfect base for all manner of tasty fillings. Flavored hummus works well, as do other savory dips. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 6 medium cucumbers 1 (8-ounce) container red pepper hummus 1(8-ounce) container lemon hummus Chopped chives for garnish 1. Create decorative stripes on the sides of the cucumbers using a vegetable peeler (for wide stripes) or a citrus zester (for thin stripes). We did a combo of the two, as shown above. 2. Cut the cucumbers crosswise into 3/4-inch-thick rounds. Using a teaspoon or melon baller, scoop out the seeds to form a well, about 1/3 inch deep, in each slice. (A great job for kids!) 3. Spoon about 1/2 tablespoon of the red pepper hummus into the wells of half of the cucumber cups, mounding it slightly. (For a fancier look, use a pastry bag fitted with a large star tip and pipe in the filling.) Repeat the proce
Roast Turkey
RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 14- to 16-lb. turkey, fresh or defrosted 2 carrots, peeled 2 celery stalks 1 small onion, quartered 11 cups stuffing Salt and pepper to taste 2 cups low-sodium chicken broth or water Fresh herbs and orange slices 1. Heat the oven to 325 degrees. Rinse the turkey with cold water and blot dry, inside and out, with a paper towel. Place the neck, giblets, carrots, celery, and onion in a large roasting pan and arrange the turkey on top, breast-side up. 2. Loosely pack the stuffing in the neck cavity and inside the body. Fold the wings back and under the body of the turkey. Fold the neck skin under to enclose the stuffing and tie the legs together with butcher's twine. 3. Season the turkey with salt and pepper. Pour the broth into the roasting pan. Roast for 3 3/4 to 4 1/2 hours, basting frequently and tenting the turkey with aluminum foil two thirds of the way through the cooking process. 4. Test for doneness with a meat thermometer. The tempe
A Clean, Funny Joke
A pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender says "Do you now you've got a steering wheel on your crotch?" The pirate says "Argh, it's drivin' me nuts!"
Please Help Me Level This Sexy Mfer Up!
His sexy ass only has a little bit left to go to level up, can ya help me, please? I'll buy you a Big Pimpin' Gift if you do and he tells me. :) REDD-Night Manager @ Erotic Desires@ fubar
No Make-up But Lipstick
So sue me, I thought. This is good for me, And I like it. Hair arranged to no one style. Lips that are ruby. The soft feel of denim Caresses my thighs And cotton adorns my breasts, As I pull the hem Loosely skirting my hips, And prop my sneakers On my desk and Write about what I want. This is me. This is who I am. Sometimes at my best, Sometimes not. Happy to be boring
Wow This Is Cool
Pretty Cool Stretch your brainThis is not a test - just a phenomenon. All readings are explained.Let's play with some words.What do you see?In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). It's all very physiological too, beca use it visualize the concept that good can't exist without evil (or the absence of good is evil). Now, what do you see?You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?What do you see here?This one is quite tricky!The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.Last one.What do you see?You probably read the word ME in brown, but.......when you look through ME you will see YOU!Do you need to look again? Test Your BrainThis is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though. ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST Count every " F " in the
Poetry: Tulips… His Lips… Her Lips…
Tulips… His lips… Her lips… Taking her by the hand Slowing undressing her her hair falling around her face His lips softly brushing her neck Soft sighs escaping her lips His lips finding hers Softly tasting He lays her out before Him Inhaling her scent She trembles with anticipation He holds a red tulip He brushes it across her lips The softness of the petals she feels the silkiness on her breasts her nipples become erect she feels His lips In line with the petals From one nipple to the other she sucks in her breath As tremors inside her begin Tulips down her tummy His lips following the path Tulips brushing her two lips below Silky sensations ignite His lips are not far behind His lips now on her lips below Butterflies take flight in her soul Her hips moving with His lips A rhythm of passion A song they’ve made their own His lips possess her Knowing she is owned Moans escape her lips While His lips take control Over her two lips below
Nothing But Lipstick
She wore nothing but lipstick upon her sun-kissed face. Graceful gray wisps of hair wandered from her long loose braid and played around her ears. Bright speckles filtered through her straw hat to highlight smile and frown lines, permanently imprinted freckles from summers of childhood play. Seventy years had been planned for her, maybe more, hopefully more. She held her husband’s hand and reflected upon their romance that continues and grows. His contagious laughter, quick wit and engrossing stories. Her bad cooking, creative moods and outspoken nature. Movies together and reading the same books. Memories to replay in her mind’s eye. And delirious laughter in the moment. She feels rough and smooth textures on seashells he brings to her. She hears the delightful voices of their grandchildren. Her sons tell her that her hair is turning gray. All those years of painting and living inside of rich colors are gone now. Seeing and feeling the brushes slos
Lounges
Can't decide whether or not to create a lounge. Is it really worth it? After all, I'm too shy to chat to most people (believe it or not!) and I wouldn't have the first clue how to customise it to make it look interesting...
Red Wine And Blue Lipstick
Red wine and blue lipstick Painted lips of blue are cold upon her face too unpredictable to smile a frown upon her lips I sat and gazed upon her face so aloof and frozen in its place I had some red wine and offered her a drink she took the wine and took a sip I looked away and felt a chill had wine added color to her cheeks I turned and looked again at her warmth surged like a sea on one soft word love leaped between our eyes that met wine had colored her lips a purple hue
We Need Club Far Help And Any Bombers Out There That Could Spare A Few Comments Or A Hundred Or Two
yes i still need all the love i can get and so could my friend queen of hearts she needs 10,000 and only has 2 weeks to get it done here is her link also please come help and show club far love
May I Kiss You?
May I Kiss You? I ask if I may kiss you. You just smile; no answer is necessary. My initial kiss is just a flirting of our lips. My tongue lightly flicking - Like I am asking, "Do you want me?" The tip of my tongue runs all around your lips. Touching every part, Inside and out - Over and over again. Tickling you, tickle, tickle, goes my tongue. Now I press my lips gently to yours. Rubbing your lips back and forth against mine. My kisses are hot and fast. I cannot rest long in any one place. I have such a need to go on. I trail kisses of passion all over your face. Then back to your mouth. Our tongues dance together. We are exploring. I circle your tongue with the tip of mine. You echo the pattern back to me. I lick the sides, underside and the top. You echo back. I suck your lower lip. You echo back. We repeat, repeat, repeat. The sensations are driving our emotions. We are wild for each other. You thrust your tongue in and out. The movements are rhythmi
Made For Chasity
Hope you like them Chasity!
Lips O' Mine
Lips By Ildi P., Montgomery, IL Lip,oh lips o' mine They long to taste the sweet Honey of yours Oh to show, to prove you still care, May our lips entangle To be the last time mine touch yours For the honey has turned bitter And I no longer long to touch Yours for I no longer care To see you. Goody-bye say my fair lips For yours will not be alone Even though mine will not Be the lips to touch yours. They have moved on to Softer, kinder lips That fill my mouth With sweet love and kindness. Something your lips Could not give Mine (Ildi died 10/15/98, age 16)
Its Me
hey i just wanted to let ya all know a lil more about me. most of the time i type in broken english just get over it, its me. i have two kids, boys, two dogs and two reptiles. i love hard core heavy metal, well all kinds of metal thats just what i prefer. i like to draw,sing, snowmobile, ski, hike, camp, swim, go to shows, play pool, play darts, omg to much shit to mention. i only fuck with ppl on yahoo so ur safe lol. ill be a good girl if i have to. rate my pro and ill return the favore if i think u deserve it :P
Pepole
why do people come to your page and only rate u andnot your pics
Lip Print
Lip Print You may think of me as silly, and it's a little thing to most I keep the glass you drank from the last time you were here the last time we had a toast. I don't clean it not in the least you see it has this lip print on the rim that does soothe this beast. I bring it out on special occasions that's every night to me, I gently place ice in the bottom then pour our favorite wine carefully. Holding it up to the light to gaze upon your lip print so sensuous, and full my eyes brim then water, becoming a pool. I place my lips next to where yours had been inhaling the fragrance of your essence and sipping the wine, so slowly you'd think it a sin. Lighting a candle and listing to a favorite song, I rock my body with an unseen partner, where my white dove had been, now gone. carefully placing it far to the back not to be misused I'll bring it out again when I feel my heart to be abused. Thinking of you softly not believing you have flown still holding my hear
Who The Heck .....
Is calling me from Fort Lauderdale, Florida????
Me And Brian Are Written In The Stars
You Can't Steal My Christmas
Poem by Sharon Steege I don't know who they are Saying I can't greet the crowd The way that I want to Can't say **CHRISTMAS* * out loud. I walk into a business place See things that I rather not see But dare I not say **CHRISTMAS* * And ask for a "holiday" tree. What happened to freedom of speech And living in the land of the free How can they take my **CHRISTMAS* * money But can't say **MERRY CHRISTMAS** to me. Men and women have given their lives So we could still go free I wonder how they would feel At saying HOLIDAY TREE. Come on AMERICA let's wake up Don't let our freedom escape If they get by with doing this What else will they take. This is starting to get out of hand, And I've begun to keep track Well I've just about had enough I'M TAKING CHRISTMAS BACK.* So MERRY CHRISTMAS AMERICA** I hope this gets all over the net If we all stand united and take freedom back 'Twill be our best CHRISTMAS YET! Merrry Christmas to ALL!!
Vanishing Path
That's what it is right now I had always been a warrior always heading straight to what i wanted to reach This year left big scars on my soul I won a lot of battles in my life Always trying to be.... but i'm not i'm not what i wanted to be, i'm not where i wanted to be, and i'm not doing what i wanted to do All my chances are gone All the trains have passed I feel like i've lost the BIG, FINAL, and most IMPORTANT fight of my life For all my life, fantasizing about my future, i was always able to define every single different path i might have reached one day I chose one, maybe the hardest to walk on I was almost out of it... BUT THE PATH beneath my feet VANISHED Life sent me an ambush and all the other paths disappear in a grey, dense fog around me..... ....and i'm lost....
Angel In The Sky This Is 4 U Casey R.i.p
Angel, Angel in the Sky I need your help, I can't deny The days are tough and the nights are long There are days when I feel I don't belong Many times I cry till there are no more tears The times ahead I sometimes fear I need your guidance and strength to help me in the times ahead Teach me that in time, my heart you will mend Give me faith and knowledge to do the right thing In order for my heart to once again sing Thank you my Angel, for listening to me With your help and support my heart will be set free
What Good Are Freinds.
What good are freinds if they stabb you in the when they get the chance. Take today for an example, I did a favor for what I thought was a good friend and I ended up getting screwed with out and lub. (st had to vent) and this is a good place to do it.
A Merry Youtube Christmas
Christmas This Year
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit. On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my crap together and bring you the thing
A Youtube Christmas
The Dog Ate My Homework !
Ok Ok the dog didn't eat my homework. Only because I haven't done it yet ! I need your help, and it's very simple. Now this is where you all come in, Please read my mumm mark "Help me with some homework" & vote on it ! I would appreciate it alot, Thank you all so much !
The 72 Hr Contest Update
A Little over 24 Hours Into The 72 Hr Contest has went pretty DRAMA FREE most contestants have caught people commenting and stopped them and notified me, But we pretty much were on it anyway, I do appreciate the Honesty Though. For thos people helping your people in this contest, If you have left a cmment you are probably BLOCKED, The rules were pretty simple and straight forward if anyone commented on a pic in this contest you would be BLOCKED no exceptions, This is only a temperary block and I will remove the blocks after the contest. If you have taken this block as personal then feel free to keep me blocked, When I run a contest it is 100% to the book of what I state in the rules. As I said Before I appreciate the Honesty and the Gameplay of each of the contestants, We did have one contestant Bow out gracefully and 2 contestants come in late to give it thier all. So in short keep hammering and thanks for the effort of each person in the contest, If someone gets blocked f
50 Things Women Should Know
50 things guys wish women knew; Universal guy truths that all women should understand: 1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong. 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain'
Work
ok this is the thing. most of you know what i do 4 work.you also know i love my job. but here latey i hate going in. but today had me pissed off big time that i went and told the addminastrater. everyday i go in it seems like i done most of it. but today we had a pretty good size truck. and i put all of it but like 5 doxes away so i went over in time. not a big deal but i put up this truck by myself. so i finally had it and i went and complained about it im sick of it. im trying to deal with things as screwed up as they are. but then at the same time all i want to do is just go home. i dont know my manager know that i dont like her but im nice and do what im suppose to do but it is getting to the point that im fixing to say something to her and then get myself fired. well that is enough.
Help Nedded
been ask to help a lady out lets show some love and see what we can do for her please
I Miss You
I miss you, But I knew it was time for you to go. Life is different now, I wonder if it means anything. I knew from the start, We would grow apart, You see it is a thing about me. It is still twenty years later, Things haven't really changed. I miss you, And yet I know I never meant anything. I still reflect, Should I be full of regret, Because I miss you just the same? There you are still a piece of my heart, You see somethings time can never change. Dee Parenti All Rights reserved.
More Youtube Christmas Videos
Christmas Joys...angi Style Pt. 2
Christmas Joys….Angi Style 9) Give your Christmas tree a second life by having it ground into garden mulch. Angi Style: Throw it in the neighbors yard. 10)Let a child decorate a small Christmas tree just the way he likes it for his bedroom. Angi Style: When it’s all decorated, kick it down. Good life lesson there… 11)Don’t leave packages in plain view when you park your car. Store them in the trunk. Angi Style: Break into trunks instead. 12)Start a collection of Christmas cookie cutters. Angi Style: Go to your local adult gift shop and start a new tradition by using penis and boob shaped cookie cutters this holiday season! Grandma will love them! 12) Be a generous giver. Angi Style: No. 13) Be a gracious receiver. Angi Style: I deserved it. 14)Set out a bowl of walnuts, peanuts, and pecans in the family room. Angi Style: Place bowl within the reach of small children. 15)Tie jingle bells on your kid’s shoelaces. Angi Style: Find the children, beat them.
Help Me Win A Vip....10,000 Comment
just click on the pic and it will take you there 10,000 comments is all i need~!~! THANKS FOR ALL YOU HELP~!~!~! ~~~~~~~~~~MICKI-BLUE-EYES-DSC/S.HOOD
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The Lady Who Wrote This Letter Is Pam Foster
The lady who wrote this letter is Pam Foster,and lives in Atlanta. She's been in business since 1980 doing interior design. She recently wrote a letter to a family member serving in Iraq....... Read it! "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11,2001? Aren't we people from all over the world, mostly Americans, that got brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet? Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incin
My Prayer
My prayer Would be a Husband That would stay And Not go away! To be able to walk And Not wheel in this chair thru the park! To believe in me today And Cry no more this way! To learn to live And Be myself and give! To make the monster That haunts me Set me free! By Wilma Walker
Christmas Videos From Youtube . . . (so You Know They Are Tame . . . Lol)
A Marines Duty
Subject: A Marine's Duty >> > > >> > > Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I >> > > noticed a Marine sergeant in Dress Blues traveling with a folded >> > > flag, but I did not put two and two together. After we'd boarded >> > > our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit >> > > in First Class (and was seated across the aisle from me), and >> > > inquired if he was heading home. >> > > >> > > "No sir" he responded. >> > > "Heading out?" I asked. >> > > "No. I'm escorting a Marine home." >> > > "Going to pick him up?" >> > > "No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq. I am taking >> > > him home to his family." >> > > >> > > The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a >> > > punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. >> > > He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had >> > > delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and >> > > felt as if he did know them af
Mistletoe Game
MISTLETOE GAME : Now u gotta repost this as is , Mistletoe game The 1st person to message you saying "I'd kiss you under the misletoe.", will be your sweetheart. You'll be suprised just who wants to be yours. You have to do this even if you are taken
So We Have Friends
we all have some true friends on here.But there are a lot of so called friends or user on here to like the ones ask you for something and you help them and they can't even give a comment back or rating from them that's really very nice i like doing things for friends but not into been on a oneway street have a gr8 one
Twenty Dollar's
TWENTY DOLLARS > > On their wedding night, the young bride > approached her new > husband and asked for $20.00 for their first > lovemaking encounter. In > his highly aroused state, her husband readily > agreed. > > > > > This scenario was repeated each time they made > love, for more > than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a > cute way for her to > afford new clothes and other incidentals that > she needed. > > > > > > > Arriving home around noon one day, she was > surprised to find > her husband in a very drunken state. > During the next few minutes, he explained that > his employer > was going through a process of corporate > downsizing, and he had > been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of > 59, he'd be able to find > another position that paid anywhere near what > he'd been earning, and > therefore, they > were financially ruined. > > > > > > > Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
Profile Comments
HEY FU-FAMILY! I JUST WANTED TO SAY HELLO TO EVERONE...I HOPE U ALL HAD A GREAT WEEKEND....ALSO I WANTED TO LET U ALL NO......IM SORRY I DONT LEAVE PROFILE COMMENTS...ITS JUST WHEN I GO TO MOST OF YALLS PAGES......U JUST GOT TOO MUCH STUFF ON IT THEN MY PC FREEZES! LOL SO MY WAY OF TRYIN TO RETURN THE LOVE IS BUYIN U A GIFT OR RATEIN SUM PICS FOR YOU SO DONT THINK I DONT LOVE YALL CUZ I DO! ANYHOW I HOPE U ALL HAVE A KICK ASS DAY TTYL.. MUAHHHH! ~DREAMS~
Wolves Inside Us
TWO WOLVES One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grand son thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."
Great Lips Start W/ "great Lips"
This doesn’t mean that you have to have the perfect shape, size or color. Lip care and a few handy hints are all you need. Arm yourself w/ your lip kit essentials: a baby’s toothbrush, the best lip balm you can find, your fav lip pencil and lippie, and a mirror. To keep your lips soft and smooth apply a moisturizing lip balm and gently brush 2-3 times a week. By using a soft brush (like a baby’s toothbrush) in circular movements, you ex foliate the dead skin off leaving your lips flake free and feeling soft. Finish with another application of your lip balm. Use your balm each morning (esp one that contains 15+SPF) and night. For a natural day-look apply a tinted lip balm or a moisturizing lip tint for a hint of lite-glossy color. Lip liner: For the most accurate line, the best results are achieved when you use a sharp pencil.lip liner guides To enhance your lip shape, draw the curve of your line from the center of your arch to the outer corner – this creates a fuller lip look
Shout-out Videos
I want to create a video comp of fubar users giving shout-outs! If you want to create a vid and send it to me to be featured, please feel free. If you would like one customized for you just let me know.
Thought Fer The Day
Thought for the day: > >In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the anti-American > >sentiment and negativity, we should remember England's Prime >Minister Tony Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by >one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America, he >said: > >"A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many >want in... And how many want out." Only two defining forces have >ever offered to die for you: > >1. Jesus Christ >2. The American G. I. > >One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. > >YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON, AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET BOTH OF THEM. >AMEN!
Dj Mystery Test Bully
DJ MYSTERY ROCKING THE AIR AT THE ACE CAFE COME HEAR HIM OR MISS OUT!!!! ROCK ON!!!!!!!! COME AND CHECK OUT THE GREAT PEOPLE, THE GREAT DJ's AND THE LAUGHS THAT MAKE US THE BEST LOUNGE TO JOIN THE BEST IN ROCK, HEAVY METAL, SOFT ROCK AND GOTHIC ROCK. YOU ASKED FOR THE BEST??? I HAVE THE BEST!!!!!! DONT BELIEVE ME??? THEN COME CHECK ME OUT NOW!!! ALSO WE HAVE THE TERROR BROTHERS ROCKING OUT IN THE LOUNGE!!!
Dj Evil Test Bully
DJ EVIL ROCKING THE AIR AT THE ACE CAFE COME HEAR HER OR MISS OUT!!!! ROCK ON!!!!!!!! COME AND CHECK OUT THE GREAT PEOPLE, THE GREAT DJ's AND THE LAUGHS THAT MAKE US THE BEST LOUNGE TO JOIN THE BEST IN ROCK, HEAVY METAL, SOFT ROCK AND GOTHIC ROCK. YOU ASKED FOR THE BEST??? I HAVE THE BEST!!!!!! DONT BELIEVE ME??? THEN COME CHECK ME OUT NOW!!! ALSO WE HAVE THE TERROR BROTHERS ROCKING OUT IN THE LOUNGE!!!
Very Sad News
There will be no Nativity Scene in Ottawa, Canada this year! The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Canada's capital this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capital. P.S. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
Dirty Greaseball Maggots
Hemp is reserved for dirty greaseball maggots. A car drove 13,000 miles around America powered by nothing but hemp oil. Their mission was to convince people that hemp is a better fuel source than gasoline. Overall, the drive was a success and received huge media publicity. On the project's website, they compare the biological effects of gas and hemp. Amazing enough, hemp wins in all categories. This proves that when compared to fossil fuels, hemp is less harsh on the ozone. However, for some reason, the website forgot to mention one thing, FUCK THE OZONE. "Oh! Hemp is so much better for the environment! Hemp is so awesome! You can make anything out of it and it's so good on mother nature!" Shut the fuck up. Who cares about the environment? It's obvious that we're going to hell. People ask me, "Why don't you recycle? Don't you care about the environment?" I say... BETTER FUCKEN LUCK NEXT EARTH. Hemp products are everywhere now. Things like jewelry, clothing, backpacks, hair p
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A Marine Responds Ta John Kerry
A Marine Responds to John Kerry This is a VERY good letter ...................... Subject: A Marine Responds back to John Kerry {This was written by my husband, Aaron, who is currently deployed to Iraq, in defense of a recent comment made by Senator John Kerry. Pass it along, it might inspire someone else to speak up! ~ Michelle} Yesterday John Kerry said, "You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well, and if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq" So I wrote him a letter: I am a Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps. I am currently on my second tour in Iraq, a tour in which I volunteered for. I speak Arabic and Spanish and I plan to tackle Persian Farsi soon. I have a Bachelors and an Associates Degree and between deployments I am pursuing an M.B.A. In college I was a membe
Tired Of Bored Married Men Wanting To Talk.
It seems that married men are constantly wanting to talk with you. The subject always ends up about sex. They either say that they are in a sexless relationship or a open relationship. Please we all know it is neither. The wife isn't the one with the problem it is them. If they would put half the effort towards their wife instead of pursuing single women, they would be sexually satisfied and would not to be on the prowl. I really don't want to know how hard they are getting from looking at my picture or from a conversation. I am not into married men, they have made their bed and now need to lie in it. I am not into a relationship with them and don't want a relationship with them. I have friends that are married, but the friendship is with both the husband and the wife, not sexual in anyway. In every marriage there are good times and bad times. If you are married you need to work with your mate to make it better, not find ways to avoid working on the problems in it. Because yo
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A Diffrent Kinda Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, >>> >>> >>> I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. >>> >>> My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, >>> >>> My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. >>> >>> Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, >>> >>> Transforming the yard to a winter delight. >>> >>> The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, >>> >>> Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. >>> >>> My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, >>> >>> Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. >>> >>> In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, >>> >>> So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. >>> >>> >>> >>> The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, >>> >>> But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. >>> >>> Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the >>> >>> sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. >>> >>> My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, >>> >>> And I crept to the door just
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Wow.
I was on the phone for the past half an hour with a Big Lots rep. Holy hell if he didn't give me the fucking history of the company and their TMS system. I'm so damn tired from that convo.
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Handel's Messiah/a Closer Look
I know that this is quite lengthly and that you may not have time right now to read, but please save this so that you can come back and look into it later. I have had the "priviledge" of performing this enitre work when I was in college, and have of course performed pieces of it since. For those of you who sing, you'll understand what I mean when I say that there is NO BIGGER RUSH!!! If you have never listened to the entire composition... PLEASE... try to do so. It will bless your heart beyond description. I have no doubts that Handel was inspired by God to write this, and from some of the enclosed information, I believe that Handel thought that himself. I hope that you will enjoy reading this.Love,Lev HANDEL'S MESSIAHA Closer LookDear Friends in Christ, Many months ago, I found a cd copy of Handel's Messiah in a used bookstore, and snapped it up. What a treasure that nobody wanted! I hadnever really listened to the whole work before, and the only thing Iremembered from it was, of cou
Resolution
I recieved this email, and after reading I just had to post it here. It is a good reply to all these annoying emails u recieve every day asking you to repost to all ur friends and ur dream will come true. I mean seriously, do people really think theres a wish fairy watching their emails to see if they repost??? ( by the way, i was guilty of this at one time too, but u gotto get wise sometime) Dear friends With The New Year upon us, I'd like to extend my heartfelt appreciation to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed and healthy. Extra thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat crap in the glue on envelopes - because I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope. Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. Because of your genuine concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because I know it can remove toilet stains, wh
What The Flag Draped Coffin Means
What the Flag Draped Coffin Means Understand what the flag draped coffin really means. Here is how to understand the flag that laid upon it and is surrendered to so many survivors. Do you know that at military funerals, the 21-gun salute stands for the sum of the numbers in the year 1776? Have you ever noticed the honor guard pays meticulous attention to correctly folding the United States of America Flag 13 times? You probably thought it was to symbolize the original 13 colonies, but we learn something new every day! The 1st fold of the flag is a symbol of life. The 2nd fold is a symbol of the belief in eternal life. The 3rd fold is made in honor and remembrance of the veterans departing the ranks who gave a portion of their lives for the defense of the country to attain peace throughout the world. The 4th fold represents the weaker nature, for as American citizens trusting in God, it is to Him we turn in times of peace as well as in
Huh!
I just used up all my picture rates for today. Don't know when I did that last.
Military Humor
Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight. After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud voice, "Willouby, Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons." After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tight lipped smile, "Sloan. Admiral, United States Coast Guard, retired. Married, two sons, both Judges." After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to introduce himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims, " O' Bryan, Master Chief Gunnery Sergeant, United States Marines, retired. Never married, two sons, both Admirals." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?
Live For Today
Too many people spend so much time regretting the past and dreading the future, they have no time to enjoy today. Learn from the past, enjoy today, and accept that tomorrow will come no matter what you do or say. If you make the best of today, then yesterday and tomorrow will be no problem.
On The Twenty-first Day Of Christmas
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Never Fogret
If I get this 100 times, I will continue to forward it to others in the hopes that they will do the same. We must never forget who gets the credit for the freedoms we have, of which we should be eternally grateful. KEEP THIS GOING PLEASE I watched the flag pass by one day, It fluttered in the breeze. A young Marine saluted it, And then he stood at ease.. I looked at him in uniform So young, so tall, so proud, With hair cut square and eyes alert He'd stand out in any crowd. I thought how many men like him Had fallen through the years. How many died on foreign soil How many mothers' tears? How many pilots' planes shot down? How many died at sea How many foxholes were soldiers' graves? No, freedom isn't free. I heard the sound of Taps one night, When everything was still, I listened to the bugler play And felt a sudden chill. I wondered just how many times That Taps had meant "Amen," When a flag had draped a cof
Hi All
Im having trouble with quick time i get a error and its closes fubar im working on it but its a headace so if i dont answer u either im not and its saying i am or the error closes it so as soon as its fix ill be happy tyvm all hugs
On The Twentieth Day Of Christmas
Better Commercial Sales (bcs) Championship Game
Yesterday, the BCS committee selected to the top teams for the championship team. Like last year with Boise State, the BCS committee isn't allowing this year's only undefeated I-A team University of Hawaii (12-0) a chance to prove their worth in the championship game. Instead it has put commercial sales ahead of everything else by placing Ohio State (11-1) and LSU (11-2) in the championship game. I understand that Fox needs to make a profit via commercials sales, but the BCS seems to only care about this more than featuring the nation's top teams. I can see Ohio State playing Hawaii because OSU didn't lose to any ranked teams like LSU did (#17 Kentucky).
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Nrthcali Thanks For This....
The first male to Ive came across that shares the same sign with me.... CANCER - The Cutie MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But wil l Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier
On Jeopardy the other night, the final question was How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of the Unknowns ------ All three missed it --- This is really an awesome sight to watch if you've never had the chance Very fascinating. Tomb of the Unknown Soldier 1. How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of the Unknowns and why? 21 steps. It alludes to the twenty-one gun salute, which is the highest honor given any military or foreign dignitary. 2. How long does he hesitate after his about face to begin his return walk and why? 21 seconds for the same reason as answer number 1 3. Why are his gloves wet? His gloves are moistened to prevent his losing his grip on the rifle. 4. Does he carry his rifle on the same shoulder all the time and if not, why not? He carries the rifle on the shoulder aw ay from the tomb. After his march across the path, he executes an about fac
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Atlantis Poised To Start Countdown
Atlantis Poised to Start Countdown Images above: Space shuttle Atlantis rests on Pad 39A awaiting launch on mission STS-122. Photo credit: NASA/Kim Shiflett The launch team at NASA's Kennedy Space Center will start the countdown for mission STS-122 on time this evening at 7 p.m. A crew of workers is making the final preparations on space shuttle Atlantis at Launch Pad 39A leading up to a liftoff Thursday at 4:31 p.m. EST. "All of our systems are in good shape," said assistant launch director Charlie Blackwell-Thompson. The weather forecast calls for an 80 percent chance of acceptable weather at launch time, weather officer Kathy Winters said. "We're very optimistic about it," Winters said. The seven astronauts who will fly Atlantis into orbit are due to arrive at Kennedy's Shuttle Landing Facility at about 12:30 p.m. today. They will stay at the spaceport until launch day. Atlantis' primary mission is to install the European laboratory called Colu
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On The Nineteenth Day Of Christmas
Is This Me?
I am the ice princess my heart is made of stone. I am the ice princess, frozen to the bone. I am the ice princess and you will never melt me. I am the ice princess and you can never help me. I am the ice princess, pure and cold as snow. I am the ice princess, the one you’ll never know. I am the ice princess, with armour made of steel. I am the ice princess, I think; I do not feel. I am the ice princess, be sure and keep your distance. I am the ice princess, with my sacrificial independence. I am the ice princess; to me your heart is glass. I am the ice princess; I’ll break it as I pass. I am the ice princess my emotions are long dead. I am the ice princess and snow falls where I tread. I am the ice princess, with walls you can’t break down. I am the ice princess, icicles my crown. I am the ice princess, keep your distance, stay away. I am the ice princess; my love would only make you pay. I am the ice princess my heart is made of stone. I am the ice princess.
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Thank A Solider
Just Say Thanks! How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one! If you go to the web site at www.letssaythanks.com you can pick out a thank you card, the Xerox Corporation will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq. You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? I know you'll pass this along.
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Let Me Tell You About Pat........
Let me tell you about Pat..... Let me tell you about Pat..... I recently shared this with a friend....and decided to share it here as well. When I got back into education, I originally was a teacher's aide for a self-contained classroom for the severely and profoundly handicapped. It was a dumping ground for the "worst" students, whether their handicap was severe, or their nature violent. No aides wanted that job. And I loved it...... ( I actually was not happy last year when they put me in charge of the high school study hall...It was a promotion. I am the only aide in the high school who isn't supervised by a teacher. I answer to the principal just as the teacher's do. But strange bird that I am, I felt like I had been demoted. I've grown to love my job now because I've found a way to feel useful again. I hear lots of teenage problems every day.lol) But to the point, let me tell you about Pat. Pat is autistic....and can be violent. I don't know what you know ab
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Wanna Receive Extra Points. See Inside.
When I arrived home from work yesterday. I had noticed my 11's were reset. At sometime Fubar switched servers or some sh*t. I was wishing I was home for the extra 11's then I saw this bulletin. Now its even sweeter a deal for all for us. It seems that even though your picture ratings have stayed the same and NOT reset, ALL of the people who have rated your pictures are able to re-rate them, and you get full credit for the second rate. That means that you can also re-rate ANY picture that you had rated prior to the reset this morning... So go back and re-rate your friends, and maybe they will do the same... EVERYBODY WINS!!!!! -- We ALL get credit for the rates we receive, as well as the rates we give React Fubarians!
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The Christmas Gift
The Christmas Gift By Eric Ethan I place a Gift under the tree for you A nice red medium box with a gold ribbon around the box with a red and green bow on top When you open the gift you notice neat things in the box A Red paper heart, a Box of truffles, a felt tip pen with parchment paper that looks gold. I stick a card with it You open to read the card It said Dear Sweetheart and Dear Friend You notice on the left in the box a red paper heart, It means a lot of good thing and good wishes reach that red heart of you and keeping through the holidays and new years. The second thing I put there on the right was a wooden box of chocolate with different fillings filled with strawberry fillings , cream filling and Carmel inside. But it reminds of me of those sweet hugs and kisses I get from you The pen and parchment paper is the last The pen is from hands from many writers, the people that you read.
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The Marine
THE MARINE We all came together, Both young and old To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold. In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground, And we protect our country From all terror around. Peace and not war, Is what some people say. But I'll give my life, So you can live the American way. I give you the right To talk of your peace To stand in your groups, and protest in our streets. But still I fight on, I don't bitch, I don't whine. I'm just one of the people Who is doing your time. I'm harder than nails, Stronger than any machine. I'm the immortal soldier, I'm a U.S. MARINE! So stand in my shoes, And leave from your home. Fight for the people who hate you, With the protests they've shown. Fight for the stranger, Fight for the young. So they all may have, =BR>The greatest freedom you've won. Fight for the sick, Fight for the poor Fight for the cripple, Who lives next door. But when your time comes, Do what I've done. For if you stan
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Come Rawk Out In TBR! With the hot & sexy Dj Selene
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These Girls
O.K...IM NEW TO FUBAR...AND I'VE MET SOME AWESOME PEOPLE....BUT THIS IS WHAT I DONT UNDERSTAND...(IM VERY OUTSPOKEN)....WHY ARE ALL THE GIRLS ON FUBAR FAT, UGLY, AND LET THERE BIG NASTY TITS HANG OUT EVERYWHERE????? IM NOT PERFECT...BY NO MEANS...BUT I CAREFULLY SELECT WHAT PIC'S IM PUTTING ON FOR A MILLION PEOPLE TO LOOK AT....AND YES WE ALL TAKE HORRIBLE PIC'S,,, BUT WHY PUT THEM ON THE INTERNET???? THEY ALL WANT US TO RATE THEM...FAN THEM...BLAH,BLAH,BLAH....DO THEY HAVE MIRRORS???? I FEEL BAD.....GET BETTER LIGHTING?????PUT ON SOME CLOTHES????? STOP TALKING LIKE A WIGGA...AND THEN MAYBE YOU'LL GET A 6!!!!! KISSES
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Boyfriend Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face:
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To Add Injury To Insult......
To make it all worse... he played me like an idiot too. I don't think I was even the only "chick" in life. He created a upoc account Nov 7th.... AFTER WE STARTED DATING, AFTER HE TOLD ME HJE LOVED ME... and the shitty thing he was in groups that were public so i could read him asking women for their numbers and shit... he played me. He told me he wanted to be with me, spend his life with me, with my kids, he played me. He even brought my kids into this.... i don't even know how to deal with this. This pain, this hurt.
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I Need A Drink!
I need a drink! Who is gonna to buy this girl a drink?
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Update On Accident Recovery
Well folks nothing with me is easy I guess. I went to the doctor the other day and I am NOT healing as I should be, so new cast was put on, tighter as all get out this time. My return to work date pushed back another 9 days and well the cast is making the road rash/crush injury hurt and burn. Oh and yes I will be needing physical therapy once the bone is healed because apparently when a car drags your arm across the ground and pins said arm underneath it for about 30 minutes it tend to damage the muscles, ligaments, tendons, and nerves. Good news is my skin is coming off nicely and nice new skin growing underneath, plus I will prolly be reminded of this glorious event with a huge ugly scar. I know, I know it could be worse...I could be dead, I could have lost the arm, or a worse paralyzed vegetable. So dont get me wrong I do look at the bright side. Lets go to the mental aspect of this incident. Thankfully the nightmares have stopped, however the flashbacks linger like th
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10/31/07 Car Accident
As some of you know, and those of you who dont yety I am sorry it has been hectic, I was in a very bad car accident on 10/31/2007. I am very lucky to be alive and now that I have had time to mentally deal with it I posted an album in my photos if interested. I posted them as a reminder how fragile we are and how precious life can be and how quickly it can be taken away. I was very lucky...all I suffered was road rash and a broken arm. What could have happened was there would now be a cross with my name on it on the scene of the accident. At one point while I was waiting to be rescued I seriously thought I would not see any of you ever again, thankfully I can say I can. Thank you all who have kept in touch and checking up on me, I appreciate it, you dont know how much it means to me.
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Friends Of Ratt Harrasing Me
Hell-o All To all the family and friends of Rattpack9 LEAVE ME ALONE!!! If you persist in messaging me commenting on me and viewing me I WILL report Ratt for 3rd party harrasment which is a violation of the protection order, and I will block you as I have done him.Also the Lot of you need to learn how to spell, punctuate and learn grammer. Yall are an illiterate bunch of people. I am saving all messages you are sending and saving screen shots of the visits to my profile with time and date stamp. All of you and mike need to MOVE ON. I will NEVER get back with mike I never wish to speak to him again. All I want is My stuff which is listed out as follows (btw if anything from this list is missing when I come with police escort to retrieve it I will sue for it in court): Indian woman clock Red leather dayplanner Push Mower Pressure washer Dryer washing machine Metal shed shelves Books(75) D&D minis two cases of them Wolf Dagger Dresser Refridgerator White n Blue vase (my gran
When Things In Your Life Seem Almost Too Much To Handle
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, When 24 Hours in a day is not enough, Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class And had some items in front of him. When the class began, Without word, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar And proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table And poured the entire co
Made For Me By The One Who Loves Me More Than Anyone In The Whole Wide World
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Beware The Doggfather Is On His Way Back
THATS RIGHT FUCKERS IM GETTING BACK ON TOP OF THE GAME OF LIFE.. I AM LIVING IN TAMPA AND IM GETTING READY FOR MY RETURN TO FUBAR SO WATCH THE FUCK OUT CAUSE IM STILL THE DOGG I WAS AND THEN SOME
Funny Tracks.
I love christmas but this song was hillarious and My favorite word is FUCK, so had to add this on here.. OMG FUNNY SHIT
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Final Inspection
THE FINAL INSPECTION The soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, you soldier, How shall I deal with you ? Have you always turned the other cheek ? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Except to
Foolin
Lady luck never smiles So lend your love to me awhile Do with me what you will Break the spell take your fill On and on we rode the storm The flame has died and the fire has gone Oh, this empty bed is a night alone I realized that long ago Is anybody out there, anybody there Does anybody wonder, anybody care Oh, I just gotta know If youre really there and you really care Cause baby Im not F-f-f-foolin, ah f-f-foolin F-f-f-foolin, ah f-f-foolin Wont you stay with me awhile Close your eyes dont run and hide Easy love is no easy ride Just wakin up from what we had Could stop good love from going bad Is anybody out there, anybody there Does anybody wonder, anybody care Oh, I just gotta know If youre really there and you really care Cause baby Im not F-f-f-foolin, ah f-f-foolin F-f-f-foolin, ah f-f-foolin Oh, I just gotta know If youre really there and you really care Cause baby Im not F-f-f-foolin, ah f-f-foolin Not f-f-f-foolin, ah f-f-fool
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My Gift To You Both
I wanted to buy you both a gift, but wasn't sure what to buy. I wanted to buy you both something special, something that you both could treasure forever. I wanted to buy you both something, but i couldn't decide. All i could think about was giving you both my friendship, cause i knew that it wouldn't cost me anything, and friendships last forever. So i decided that would be my gift to you both, and i will say alittle prayer to send with it. A prayer of many years of love and happiness and lots of laughter to, and strength to see you both through the tough times, and a light to see you both through the dark nights that sometimes seem so long, and a hand to wipe away the tears that might fall from your eyes, and a shoulder to cry on. I know it wont cost me anything. So these are the gifts i send to you both. I wanted to buy you something special, because you both mean so much to me, and you both deserve the best. So my gift to you both is my friendship, a ha
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Don't Let Him Leave! Please?
Buffnut is an awesome man thinking about leaving Fubar for good. He has deleted all but his salute pics but is contemplating staying but not sure. Come on guys and gals, don't let this guy leave! He was used and abused and has zeroed out his fubucks in a scam of sorts! If he's not already your friend, go make him your friend! If you have a few fubucks to share, in the spirit of giving, gift him some. He's not trying to win the Spotlight or anything but has been taken advantage of and thinking about leaving. GO SHOW BUFFNUT SOME AWESOME FUBAR LOVE!!! 444759@ fubar Thanks! Tulsa's Angel ¢¾ Tulsa's Angel ¢¾ Member of Club F.A.R., The Sisterhood, and Fu Bombers@ fubar
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Saying Goodbye To Mom
This will be the last entry I will enter on this particular blog. I haven't posted very many entries, which is largely due to the fact that I've been ery busy with work and dealing with this horrible disease. On Wednesday, November 21st, my beautiful momma told her nurse, "I don't feel well all over...I think I'm dying." They rushed her back to her room, laid her down on her bed, and after taking two short breaths, she was gone. Most children feel that they had the best mom God ever created, but I know without a doubt that I sure did! We said goodbye to my dad two years ago and I think that a part of my mom died the day he did. When you looked into her eyes, you saw sadness, loneliness, and emptiness. I believe that the trauma of losing my dad after 66 years of marriage helped fuel her downward spiral with Alzheimer's. I am thankful for the fact that we were spared the full effect that Alzheimer's brings. She still knew who we were; although, once you hung up the phone w
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Grant Me
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.
Beloved Woman Of The Cherokee/ Nancy Ward
strength and courage of one ancestor in particular, the tribal leader Nan'yehi, later known as Nancy Ward. Sylvia Kralik said her family is directly descended from Ward, who became one of the most revered women in Cherokee history. Born in 1738, Nan'yehi was descended from Old Hop, emperor of the Cherokee nation in the 1750s. After the Battle of Taliwa in 1755, Nan'yehi won the honored title of Ghighua, or Beloved Woman. It was unusual for someone as young as Nan'yehi to be named Ghighua, but since the name also translates as "War Woman" and was usually awarded to women warriors, Nan'yehi had earned the honor. Another traditional duty of the Ghighua was as ambassador, and this role made Nan'yehi a figure in non-Cherokee history. After the death of her husband Kingfisher in the Battle of Taliwa, Nan'yehi married an Irish trader named Bryant Ward. But she continued to be a shrewd negotiator for her people. Having lived during a time when continued white settlement on
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The World Is Not The Same
A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong.
The Bird Tribe/ Cherokee
Winged creatures of all kinds are classed under the generic term of aninâ'hilidâ'hï (flyers). Birds are called, alike in the singular and plural, tsi'skwa, the term being generally held to exclude the domestic fowls introduced by the whites. When it is necessary to make the distinction they are mentioned, respectively, as inägëhï (living in the woods), and uluñni'ta (tame). The robin is called tsiskwa'gwä, a name which can not be analyzed, while the little sparrow is called tsikwâ'yä (the real or principal bird), perhaps, in accord with a principle in Indian nomenclature, on account of its wide distribution. As in other languages, many of the bird names are onomatopes, as wa`huhu' (the screech owl), u'guku' (the hooting owl), wagulï' (the whippoorwill), kâgû (the crow), gügwë' (the quail), huhu (the yellow mocking-bird), tsï'kïlï' (the chickadee), sa'sa' (the goose). The turtledove is called gulë'-diska`nihï' (it cries for acorns), on account of the resemblance of' it cry to the
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A Great Tv Show
Last night I caught the first part of "Tin Man" on the Sci-Fi Channel. It is a really great retelling of "The Wizard Of Oz" with a modern twist. This time the story is more from the point of view of D.G.'s traveling buddies. Try to check it out tonight.
Irish Ghost Story
This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, its true. John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door..only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on!! The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel. John, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand repeatedly came through the window, but never touched or harmed him. Shortly thereafter John saw the lights of a p
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Spider Rock/navahjo
Spider Rock stands with awesome dignity and beauty over 800 feet high in Arizona's colorful Canyon de Chelly National Park (pronounced da Shay). Geologists of the National Park Service say that "the formation began 230 million years ago. Windblown sand swirled and compressed with time created the spectacular red sandstone monolith. Long ago, the Dine (Navajo) Indian tribe named it Spider Rock. Stratified, multicolored cliff walls surround the canyon. For many, many centuries the Dine (Navajo) built caves and lived in these cliffs. Most of the caves were located high above the canyon floor, protecting them from enemies and flash floods. Spider Woman possessed supernatural power at the time of creation, when Dine (Navajo) emerged from the third world into this fourth world. At that time, monsters roamed the land and killed many people. Since Spider Woman loved the people, she gave power for Monster- Slayer and Child- Born-of-Water to search for the Sun-God who was their fathe
Your Perfume Fills My Nose
Your lips speak soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats within your chest I think of you each morning And dream of you each night I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have I fallen But I am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away
Fortune Cookie
I just opened a fortune cookie...here is my fortune THE GREATEST ACTION IS NOT CONFORMING TO THE WORLD'S WAYS.
How Catfish Got A Flathead/ Sioux Legend
Long ago, when the fish and the animals could talk, the chief of the catfish called council. He said to all, "Hau, brothers. I am very tired of eating things from the mud at the bottom of the lake. I think we should have meat as do the wolves. Let us watch for the moose when he wades into the lake to eat the lily pads and let us spear him and kill him for meat. He comes when the sun is at the edge of the sky, so we will hide among the lilies and grasses and spear him when he comes." The other old catfish agreed and the whole tribe hid along the lake where the lilies and pads grew the thickest. When the sun was at the edge of the sky the moose came. He did not go into the lake right away but ate at the edge where the sweet grasses were. At last he entered the lake and the chief catfish said, "Now, he is in! I will spear him as soon as he gets further from the shore where the water is deeper." They all waited until the moose was in deep water and then the Catfish chief speared h
I Wrote Your Name In The Sky A Thousand Feet High
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay.
Why Flowers Are Fragrant/nation Unknown
Small trees grew along a little stream. They were wild apple trees. They were covered with beautiful blooms and bright blossoms were scattered over the fields. one of the wise men said the fragrance of the flowers of the world was the gift of the Woman who Fell down from heaven. " Tell how it is"...he said, so the children may know....... Once the Indians were all going along the path in the woods. They were moving to a new village by the lake where the water was so clear that it was as blue as the sky. The children ran along the path. they played among the trees. They crossed the streams which poured over stones and made soft water - music. they picked the wild flowers found on the hills. they loved the streams, the trees, and the flowers and all of them were very happy. But all at once they stopped and screamed. They were frightened, for a panther leaped into the path before them. in its mouth it carried a babe dressed in beads & buckskin. The panther stood in the path
Twas The Night Before Sexmas!!!
Twas The Night Before SEXMAS!!! Twas the night before Christmas, and Geez it was neat, The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, and the phone was off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I am in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Eit
How The Eagle First Came To People/ Mohawk Legend
In the time of the beginning, it was the way of my people, to rejoice in the birth of a child. The Old Ones, the Elders said that a child was the most precious gift given to the people by the Creator. So, in this time, was born a male child. As was the way of the people, this child was given no name until he had been in the physical world for three moons. When three moons had passed, his family held a Naming Feast, to share and celebrate this gift. The Old One's who's responsibility it was to find the Spirit Name for each new soul, was given tobacco. He would fast and pray and search the Spirit World until the name was found. On the fourth day, his name was announced to all who were present. The Old One held the child high, close to Father Sky. Then he touched the child's body to Mother Earth. Next he faced the child to all Four Sacred Directions: the East, the direction of springtime and childhood. Then the South, home to summer and adolescence. Thirdly he faced him to the We
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On The Eighteenth Day Of Christmas
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Pray For Our Veterans
Oh Lord, We Veterans stand here in front of you, our Lord, humble yet strong with knowledge that we can put our trust in Thee. Our love for you is never ednding, and we pray that you with your heart, will bring fortht the streght to help those fellow service men and women still in a combat zone, to stand tall and follow you, as your arms are always open to those that need you, as all of us do.Of all the battles that we have won or lost, we know that you have won more, and in you, we will one day be able to come home and be with you... OUr final battle will be won. We will have Peace in your loving bosom.. We thank you, Lofrd for bein with us, your sevants, when we have needed you so very much...Your loving sevants....
Everlasting Love
What is it about you? That makes my stomach turn My heart beat fast My mouth curl Is it your beautiful smile? Your sexy lips The sweetness of your voice Or just what whisper me The many things we had and shared The sunsets The candlelight dinners Our passion and love The ways we talked and laughed Were only dreams before we met Now turned into reality How I wish this will last for eternity
Cherokee Moon/ Morning Star
“Morning Star, the star that shines brightest when all other stars go dim, the star that shines not with its own light but with the light of the Sun…” Note: In most but not necessarily all cases, old Cherokee stories refer to the Sun as female. According to the old ones, the house of the Sun is in the east, beyond the sky dome, but the Daughter of the Sun used to live in the middle of the sky. Every day, in her travels, the Sun stopped at her daughter’s house for lunch. It was at this hottest part of the day that the Sun would also pause to look down at her grandchildren on the earth. When she saw the people squinting back up at her, the Sun grew angry. “My grandchildren hate me!” the Sun exclaimed to her brother, the Moon. “Just see how they scrunch up their faces whenever they look my way.” In her wrath, the Sun grew hotter and hotter, until all the crops dried up. In desperation, the people looked high and low for a solution to the problem. Finally, the Little People came u
Christmas Video: Fucking Santa
Fucking Santa: Santa is cumming & cumming & cumming to town! A young slut wife is featured in this comedic interracial sex story. A fucking by Santa is her husband's special present. This sexy slut gets a Christmas Eve, and Christmas Day, visit from Santa Claus. And we got it all on video!!! "This is some really funny, sexy stuff," a video editor said upon reviewing this interracial sex story before its release. Be prepared! Ho ho ho! Or is it: Hoe hoe hoe? Fucking Santa opens in the daytime on Christmas Eve when Santa Claus arrives at producer Michael's home to be greeted by young slut Kathi and husband Paulie. As the old bearded man comes in, our sexy slut gets a kiss and a "Merry Christmas" -- and they follow Santa upstairs to a bedroom. Paulie grabs a seat nearby to watch his sexy slut in action. Santa (Matt) pats his lap and tells our young slut to come to him and have a seat. Santa points out that she has been a very bad girl this year, and in fact is on his
Cherokee Moons
JANUARY: Cold Moon Unolvtani This time of the season is a time for personal and ritual observance, fasting and personal purification. During this season, families prepare for the coming of the new seasons, starting in Windy Moon Anuyi or March. Personal items and tools for planting are repaired, and new ones made. Stories about ancestors and the family are imparted to the younger ones by the elders. A mid-Winter or "Cold Moon Dance" is usually held in the community as well, marking the passing or ending of one cycle of seasons and welcoming the beginning of the new cycle. Hearth fires are put out and new ones made. The putting out of Fires and lighting of new ones anciently is the duty of certain "priest" of certain clans, and coincides with the first new-arrival of the morning star (Sun's daughter, now called Venus) in the east. FEBRUARY: Bony Moon Kagali Traditional time of personal-family feast for the ones who had departed this world. A family meal is prepared with place(
Cherokee Marriages, Courtships And Such
Members of the same clan were considered to be near relatives who were not allowed to intermarry. In ancient times, Cherokees seldom married a second time, since the only second marriages considered honorable were those involving a brother's widow who needed a man to provide for her. There were several ways of making proposals and consummating marriages. In one way, when a young man wanted to marry a young woman, he spoke with this parents and her parents, and sometimes with a brother from each of the participating clans, whose consent was essential. When all parties agreed, a time was set for the married, and the priest who would officiate was notified. Early in the morning on the marriage day, the priest obtained two roots of a certain kind and laid them a small distance apart on the palm of his hand. Then, with his face turned toward the east, he prayed, asking whether the bride and groom were meant for one another and whether they would live long and happily together. If the an
Movie Review: The Ghost (1963)
Plot: "A woman and her lover murder her husband, a doctor. Soon, however, strange things start happening, and they wonder if they really killed him, or if he is coming back from the dead to haunt them." Source-IMDB.Com Likes: While considered a B movie, the acting is pretty good and it is creepy at times.; The film quality and style are so poor that they come across as being funny.; There is a decent "twisted" ending. Dislikes: It was a bit long with too many dramatic pauses and camera shots. Rated R for violence. Out of four stars, I give this film 2 1/2 stars. Good acting but too long at times.
The Fire Ceremony And Stomp Dance/ Cherokee
The fire was and is sacred to the Cherokee, and is a living memorial. It has been with the people from the beginning of time" Fire is a gift of the Great Spirit, it separates men from animals. It makes civilization possible. Fire can only be lit by a priest, typically a member of the Ani-Wodi clan (priests, keepers of the flame). The fire is traditionally made of Oak wood. If the fire is not made of Oak, or is not lit by a priest, only bad luck can follow. Once the kindling is placed, the priest lights a twig and offers the smoke to the North, East, South, West, Upward to the heavens, Downward to the Mother Earth, and Inward to the center (self) for purity. The fire is very sacred to traditional Cherokees. It is built at the bottom of a pit below the ground, and burns constantly. It is believed by traditional Cherokees that soon after creation of the Cherokee people, the Creator left his throne in Heaven and visited the earth. He chose four Cherokee men who were strong, healthy
Story Of The Buffalo Dance/ Blackfoot Legend
When the buffalo first came to be upon the land, they were not friendly to the people. When the hunters tried to coax them over the cliffs for the good of the villages, they were reluctant to offer themselves up. They did not relish being turned into blankets and dried flesh for winter rations. They did not want their hooves and horn to become tools and utensils nor did they welcome their sinew being used for sewing. "No, no," they said. "We won't fall into your traps. And we will not fall for your tricks." So when the hunters guided them towards the abyss, they would always turn aside at the very last moment. With this lack of cooperation, it seemed the villagers would be hungry and cold and ragged all winter long. One of the hunters had a daughter who was very proud of her father's skill with the bow. During the fullness of summer, he always brought her the best of hides to dress, and she in turn would work the deerskins into the softest, whitest of garments for him to we
What's Your Favorite....?
Line of a song. Pick a song, give me your favorite line. Mine would have to be "Got Me Wrong", by Alice in Chains You - Sugar taste Sweetness doesn't often touch my face Story of my life, I guess.
The Snake Tribe/ Cherokee Legend
The generic name for snakes is indädû'. They are all regarded as anida'wehï, "supernaturals," having an intimate connection with the rain and thunder gods, and possessing a certain influence over the other animal and plant tribes. It is said that the snakes, the deer, and the ginseng act as allies, so that an injury to one is avenged by all. The feeling toward snakes is one of mingled fear and reverence, and every precaution is taken to avoid killing or offending one, especially the rattlesnake. He who kills a snake. will soon see others; and should he kill a second one, so many will come around him whichever way he may turn that he will become dazed at the sight of their glistening eyes and darting tongues and will go wandering about like a crazy man, unable to find his way out of the woods. To guard against this misfortune there are certain prayers which the initiated say in order that a snake may not cross their path, and on meeting the first one of the season the hunter humbly begs
The Star Feathers/ Cherokee Legend
A long time ago a warrior of roving disposition went down into the white settlements toward the east, where for the first time he saw a peacock. The beautiful long feathers surprised and delighted him, and by trading some valuable Indian possession of his own he managed to buy a few of them, which he took with him to the mountains and hid, until he was ready to use them, in an old beaver lodge under the river bank. To get into the beaver lodge he had to dive under the water. Then he set to work secretly and made himself a headdress, with the long peacock feathers in the front and trailing out behind and the shorter ones at the sides. At the next dance he wore the new headdress, and asserted that he had been up to the sky and that these were star feathers. He made a long speech also, which he pretended was a message he had received from the star spirits to deliver to the people. Everyone wondered at the beautiful feathers, so different from any they had ever seen before. They m
Unstable
wwell its been a tough few weeks.therapy has been rough.learning that my problems go back farther then i thaugh.i am also rather dis-illusioned by some things i wont get into here but i dont think i want to be involved in any relationships anymore.i mean i like having friends but as far as dating goes i think i may be done.dont want to need someone,dont want anyone needing me.tired of it.tired of everything to do with it.always end up fucked over.no trust left for women.sad part is that being straight means i will be single permanently but i am starting to be ok with that idea.just want to be left alone when it comes to that.
On The Seventeenth Day Of Christmas
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The Lost Woman---blackfoot Legend
A long time ago the Blackfeet were camped on Backfat Creek. There was in the camp a man who had but one wife, and he thought a great deal of her. He never wanted to have two wives. As time passed they had a child, a little girl. Along toward the end of the summer, this man's wife wanted to get some berries, and she asked her husband to take her to a certain place where berries grew, so that she could get some. The man said to his wife: "At this time of the year, I do not like to go to that place to pick berries. There are always Snake or Crow war parties traveling about there." The woman wanted very much to go, and she coaxed her husband about it a great deal; and at last he said he would go, and they started, and many women followed them. When they came to where the berries grew, the man said to his wife: "There are the berries down in that ravine. You may go down there and pick them, and I will go up on this hill and stand guard. If I see any one coming, I will call out to you, an
Joke
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's apartment. "I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all." "Just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said the midget. The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times. "If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"
Pittsburghese - Local Lingo
Pittsburghese-Local Lingo Stillers—Steelers Blitzbufgh – Pittsburgh during the Steeler playoffs Pop – soft drink or soda Mon – Monongahela River Yinz – variation of Southerners y’all Windas – Windows Redd up – tidy up Sweeper – Vacuum Punkin – Pumpkin Owl – Aisle Oleo – Margarine Come meer – Come here Didya – Did you Elvis has left the building – When the Penguins win Haaja – How did you Doohickey – Object you can’t name at the present time Gumband – Rubber bands Light Bill – Electric Bill Jumbo – Bologna Crick – Creek Yabbut – Yes, but Priddy – Pretty Sammich - Sandwich Hoagie - Sub Sandwich Mundy, Tuedy, Wensdy, Thursdy, Frydy, Sadurdy, Sundy How a Pittsburgher pronounces the days of the weeks.
Block Him Bfore He Gets You!!!
Rated me a "3" Block him bfore he rates u!!! ffbigd@ fubar
Friendship
Thanks To All My Friends On Fubar
Just a note to tell everyone thanks for all the love you have shown me on Fubar.. I will return the love to you back....Please rate and add if you need a good friend....that is me...
So Much To Say So Little Words
So, I've been thinking about writing a blog for a while now, but I just can't find the words to say. They are all scattered about in my head playing scrabble with themselves. I know that I have so much to be thankful for, and I am more than very thankful for these things and these people, but still I keep reaching for more and finding nothing, looking out as far as I can and still all I see is empty space, and trying to find an explanation for all these millions of questions I have, but there are none. For the past few days I been especially easy to get to, I am just on the edge of all,looking for the next stepping stone. SO many thoughts, words, and actions racing through my mind that now I can't even find what is really mine anymore, something that no one else wants or attempts to take from me. Liars weave the worst web, the biggest web, and the weakest web. They say the truth will set you free, but what happens when there is no truth anymore? Are you just a prisoner of lies forever
The New 2008 Penis Tax Law
the only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off And 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts! HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the penis will now be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00 8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00 3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $30.00 Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains. Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a tax refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION.
I Don't Know If Anyone Will Really Read This....
I don't know if anyone will read this... or will even care to read this. At the current moment, I can't sleep, my stomach is all queasy, and I don't know what's going on anymore. Life... is... I don't know how to describe it. Life is down right crappy. I wish I knew where to begin, but I don't even know if anyone reading this will even care, or will they post something "upbeat", or "uplifting". That isn't what i need. I know what I need, but I know that I'll never be able to have that again. I know that I fucked up somewhere. I know that there is no turning back, 3 years removed from everything. If I could turn the hands of time backwards, and change it all, would I be the same person? No, I wouldn't, but then, I don't even know if I'd be happy even then.
Hurt
I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain the only thing that's real The needle tears a hole the old familiar sting try to kill it all away but I remember everything What have I become? My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away in the end You could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of shit On my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time the feelings disappears You are someone else I am still right here What have I become? my sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away in the end You could have it all my empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt If I could start again a million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way...
Dec 3rd
December 3, 2007 Quote of the Day "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." – Vincent van Gogh ------------------- since I am on friggin dial up either add me to yahoo which is mysticalgyp_2000 or to msn tawnya_read@msn.com
Bored
I am bored......bored enough to be writing a blog about absolutely nothing. You all must be bored to.....because you are reading this.......DAMN WE NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
Things Not To Say To A Naked Guy
I've smoked fatter joints than that. Who circumcised you? You know they have surgery to fix that. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. Wow, and your feet are so big. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. Can I be honest with you? My 8-year-old brother has one like that. This explains your car. All right, a treasure hunt! I didn't know they came that small. Why is God punishing you? At least this won't take long. Damn, I hate baby-sitting. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? Did you date Lorena Bobbitt? Is that an optical illusion? It's a good thing you have so many other talents. Does it come with an air pump? Where's the rest of it?
Skindred - Rat Race
ALL I CAN SAY IS THIS BAND IS KICKIN ASS! CHECK EM OUT! Too much of us caught inna rat trap we ah fe bust out ah dat Too much of us caught inna rat race ah fe bust out ah dat They're in a contest and a competition Caught in the snare material suction If what you've got is all you mention Move an go way I tell you, move an go way I tell you Pushing and pulling juggling it no stop There's always free cheese inside a rat-trap You better watch before the snap goes pop Move an go way I tell you, move an go way I tell you Don't even bother with the boasting Just take care, coz this ya rat race ain't fair Even the saints them are falling So beware! You'll find no winners in there You know it's gunner get you whoa And it will never let you go You know it's gunner get you whoa And it will never let you go Rat-trap we can't escape from it whoa! And it will never let you go! Rat-trap we can't escape from it whoa It'll never it'll never, we inna we inna Rat-trap we
Video Footage Proves Khadr A Child Soldier, Lawyers Say
Video footage proves Khadr a child soldier, lawyers say Fight The Power! Body: Source: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/LAC.20071120.KHADR20/TPStory/National GUANTANAMO BAY Video footage proves Khadr a child soldier, lawyers say COLIN FREEZE November 20, 2007 Lawyers for Omar Khadr say an incriminating video broadcast on U.S. television buttresses a key defence argument: If the young Canadian was helping to build bombs at 15, he was under the tutelage of elders who exploited him. "The 60 Minutes piece confirms that if Omar did all he is alleged to have done, he is a child soldier," said U.S. Lieutenant-Commander William Kuebler in an e-mail to The Globe and Mail. The military-appointed defence lawyer added: "This is what the government has been dying to get out - and it shows nothing more than a 15-year-old kid taping a couple of wires together." The few minutes of footage that aired on CBS on Sunday was from a 20-minute videotape that U.S. soldier
The Democrats
I was watching the news this morning and they were giving the current poll results for the top three democratic candidates. Obama had 28%, Clinton had 25% and Edwards had 23%. Accounting for error, that makes the three of them basically dead even. What that says to me is the Democrats aren't happy with anyone they have running for them.
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I fear that my keyboard has ants, And I have to admit there's a chance, That it's due to my eating, While surfing and reading... I'll stop that, ere they advance! There once was a vampire called Mabel Who's menstrual cycle was stable One weekend in four She'd sit on the floor And drink herself under the table. There was a young man from Mauritius, who said his last fuck was delicious, but the next time I come, It'll be up your bum, 'cause that scab on your cunt looks suspicious There was a young man from Pitlocherie, making love to his girl in the rockery, she said, "Look you've cum, all over my bum, This isn't a shag it's a mockery."
Cholera Crisis Hits Baghdad
Cholera crisis hits Baghdad ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Fight The Power! Date: 02 Dec 2007, 23:51 http://observer.guardian.co.uk/world/story/0,,2220529,00.htmlIraqi capital fears an epidemic if stricken sewerage system collapses as the rainy season arrivesDavid SmithSunday December 2, 2007The ObserverBaghdad is facing a 'catastrophe' with cases of cholera rising sharply in the past three weeks to more than 100, strengthening fears that poor sanitation and the imminent rainy season could create an epidemic.The disease - spread by bacteria in contaminated water, which can result in rapid dehydration and death - threatens to blunt growing optimism in the Iraqi capital after a recent downturn in violence. Two boys in an orphanage have died and six other children were diagnosed with the disease, according to the Iraqi government. 'We have a catastrophe in Baghdad,' an official said. The United Nations Children's Fund (Unicef) said 101 cases had been
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Re: Fascist America: In 10 Easy Steps...
RE: Fascist America: In 10 Easy Steps... ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: TEXAS TRUTH GIRL Date: 28 Nov 2007, 19:25 Fascist America, In 10 Easy StepsFrom Hitler to Pinochet and beyond, history shows there are certain steps that any would-be dictator must take to destroy constitutional freedoms. And, argues Naomi Wolf, George Bush and his administration seem to be taking them allCommon Dreams | April 24, 2007Naomi WolfLast autumn, there was a military coup in Thailand. The leaders of the coup took a number of steps, rather systematically, as if they had a shopping list. In a sense, they did. Within a matter of days, democracy had been closed down: the coup leaders declared martial law, sent armed soldiers into residential areas, took over radio and TV stations, issued restrictions on the press, tightened some limits on travel, and took certain activists into custody.They were not figuring these things out as they went along. If you look at history, yo
Well, It Seams That With Women It Is The Same
At a cocktail party, one man said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong woman." A gentlemen inserted an ad in the classifieds: "wife Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:"You can have mine." A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, women would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
All The Tiny Pieces....
Ya know. When Lindon broke up with me, I thought my life was over. I thought I would never be able to love anyone as much as I loved him. Since he broke up with me, in Sept of 2001.... I had not gotten over that pain. I had never gotten past that. I have loved him everyday and every minute of all of that time. Until Andrew. I really and truly thought he was "the one". I thought that I was going to spend the rest of my life with him. He was everything I ever wanted in a guy. Every guy I've ever been with, (since lindon) all I could do is compare them to lindon, and point out why lindon was so much better than them. And, when I was starting to get to know Andrew, I was doing the same thing. But, I quickly started realizing, Lindon, just, wasn't better than him. And, I really started falling in love with Andrew. It happened way too fast. Looking back on it now, i let myself just, fall in love with someone that I didn't know well enough. I gave him my heart, I never wanted to be with anyon
Level Me Up
Ok calling all Levelers, calling all Levelers it's time to get me to that next level if you don't mind so help get me there just a little over 10,000 now so lets get hot and get me down to a more manegable level...lol thanks
A Couple Hours Left Before They Shut My Internet Off
but I will go to libary to get on line will miss u all
Jessa
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Monday..12-2-07..10:15 A..m.
hello-just wanted to let my dear and great fu-family/friends know that I hv dialysis today/then i hv to go do laundry..yuck. So i may not b on here till later tonite...hope y'all hv a great day...**huggzz** Roann.....P.s. I also hv new pics to b rated abd stop by "MY Christmas Tree"..located in my blog and leave me a present..lol...c y'all later...
Re: It's About Damn Time!!...chemtrails In The News!
RE: IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME!!...CHEMTRAILS IN THE NEWS! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: TEXAS TRUTH GIRL Date: 03 Dec 2007, 15:17 From: FREETHINKER 2012 Date: Dec 3, 2007 8:13 AM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: JusticeDate: Dec 3, 2007 7:51 AM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Blue♥Sky♥Sunshine [RON PAUL '08]Date: 03 Dec 2007, 02:41 AMNotice whose name is on the Chemtrail Ban Bill - stripped the chemtrail part and a whole shit load of other info out of the bill (that really should concern people) to get it passed. Con-ned is right. Read it - Space Preservation Act 2001 & Space Preservation Act 2005 SEC. 7. DEFINITIONS = THEY DON'T MATCH... blogged itFrom: JConradDate: Dec 3, 2007 4:37 AMFrom: ASHER (December 15 2007.com)Date: Dec 2, 2007 8:00 PMNotice whose name is on the Chemtrail Ban Bill!!From:
Please Be Patient With Me............
Hey to everyone that has left messages, comments and gift please be patient with me I am still tring to figure all this stuff out. Soon I will send you all some Love babies....
Officially, About Me!
Well, I've been on here for about a week now and it's a fun site so far! I've received a really warm welcome from a lot of folks. I can't figure out how to do the "about me" that some folks have on their profiles so I'm doing mine in a blog entry until I figure it out! lol I'm 38 and live in Denver, Colorado. I officially moved there at the end of last year from Washington State but was there quite a bit before that. What took me from WA to CO? hehe My boyfriend! Yes, I'm involved with an amazing man and am not looking for anything else other than friendship here. I'm at work now, so I can't write too much but I'll add more as I'm able. Have a great Monday!
Re: **chinese Sub Pops Up In Middle Of U.s. Navy Exercise**
RE: **Chinese sub pops up in middle of U.S. Navy exercise** ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Matt Date: 03 Dec 2007, 15:05 The uninvited guest: Chinese sub pops up in middle of U.S. Navy exercise, leaving military chiefs red-facedBy MATTHEW HICKLEY When the U.S. Navy deploys a battle fleet on exercises, it takes the security of its aircraft carriers very seriously indeed. At least a dozen warships provide a physical guard while the technical wizardry of the world's only military superpower offers an invisible shield to detect and deter any intruders. That is the theory. Or, rather, was the theory. American military chiefs have been left dumbstruck by an undetected Chinese submarine popping up at the heart of a recent Pacific exercise and close to the vast U.S.S. Kitty Hawk - a 1,000ft supercarrier with 4,500 personnel on board. By the time it surfaced the 160ft Song Class diesel-electric attack submarine is understood to have sailed within viable ran
Life Changes I Will Be Making. I Want To Live
Current mood: awake Category: Life Life has been a struggle of many different types. But theres one struggle I need to overcome n finally win in. My health! For many years, I was told I was fat, obese or overweight. What did I do? i said Ok and? Then ppl told me its unattractive n nasty n i would say "AND?" n nothing!...Docs from a teenager told me it was not healthy to be overweight but i would look in the mirror n thought I was fine. I was on n off diets n I just let myself go. Slowly I am figuring out why i let myself go but now as an adult I am kicking myself for it n the way I was thinking was not healthy but some understand y i let myself go well one person understands cuz we were taling about it earlier before i started writing this blog he made me realize why just by talking n i need 2 get myself healthy again for ME. I got too comfortable with myself and weight. I mean ppl say i look cute or pretty with how i look cuz of how i present myself which is fine cuz it m
What's My Kinky Turn On???
What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as BondageYour turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings. Bondage 75%Chains/Handcuffs 67%Blind Folds 58%Whips 17%Blood 0%Biting 0% hmm...hehe...*blushes* dunno what to say this one made me speechless haha cause it's soo true
My New Lounge Opening
Hello all my friends, family, fans, and anyone else reading this! I would like to say, thank you for reading this, and hope to see you there. I have opened up a new lounge for anyone to join, it is called Special Operations Lounge. Here you can meet and talk with friends, or family in the military community. We are all either former, current, or military supporters. I would encourage you all to check it out, and i hope join. So stop by and check us out. i hope to see you there. This is the link to the lounge, come in and sit back and enjoy the fun times!!! http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51195 Hope to see you there!!! DOC
~kiss Me Under The Mistletoe ;)
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THIS IS A RESERCH MADE IN THE USA REGARDING WOMEN AND SEX70% of women who smoke have had more than 4 lovers in the last year while 60% of female non-smokers had none.Women who respond to sex surveys in mags like Cosmo may have 5 times as many lovers as typical women.Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be turned on by the thought of anonymous sex as women who never got a bachelor's degree.Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.National birthrates rise and fall with the height of heels.In a bar or nightclub, the hemlines and necklines of unaccompanied women rise and fall (respectively) during ovulation.Women who have a positive attitude towards sex tend to be less achievement oriented.White teenage girls who live with single mothers are 60% more likely to have sex before the age of 18 than those who live with both parents. The percentage is
I'm This Girl...
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive restaurant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. AND EVEN IF WE SPEND TIME APART, IM THE ONE WHO NEVER FORGETS YOU I'm the gir
I'll Take 2 Gallons Of Algae Please
The 16 big flasks of bubbling bright green liquids in Roger Ruan’s laboratory at the University of Minnesota are part of a new boom in renewable energy research. Driven by renewed investment as oil prices push $100 a barrel, Dr. Ruan and scores of scientists around the world are racing to turn algae into a commercially viable energy source.Some algae is as much as 50 percent oil that can be converted into biodiesel or jet fuel. The biggest challenge is cutting the cost of production, which by one Defense Department estimate is running more than $20 a gallon.“If you can get algae oils down below $2 a gallon, then you’ll be where you need to be,” said Jennifer Holmgren, director of the renewable fuels unit of UOP, an energy subsidiary of Honeywell International. “And there’s a lot of people who think you can.” Researchers are trying to figure out how to grow enough of the right strains of algae and how to extract the oil most efficiently. Over the past two years they have received more m
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Re: How Safe Is Your Right To Vote?
RE: How safe is your right to vote? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Fight The Power! Date: 03 Dec 2007, 14:53 Source: http://www.pbs.org/now/shows/348/index.htmlHow safe is your right to vote? Former Justice Department official and voting rights lawyer David Becker, who worked under both President George W. Bush and former President Bill Clinton, alleges a systematic effort to deny the vote to hundreds of thousands, possibly millions, of Americans. In a revealing interview with NOW's David Brancaccio, Becker openly worries that the 2008 election will not be free and fair. Is our government part of the solution, or part of the problem? Go to http://www.pbs.org/now/shows/348/index.html to view the video, located on the upper ride hand side of the page.There are lots of additional articles and videos available on this site related to voter fraud... it's definitely worth a look.
Sex
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell " "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!" QUIET SEX Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!" CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood,
Honoring Pearl Harbor Victims!! ~ Ty Wayne
RE: HONORING PEARL HARBOR VICTIMS!!----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: All Military, Special Services & Truckers SiteDate: Dec 2, 2007 9:22 PMRE: HONORING PEARL HARBOR VICTIMS!!----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Sheri Date: Dec 2, 2007 10:54 PMShow your support for those who lived and those who lost... December 7, 1941, the Attack On Pearl Harbor!!Set this as your default pic on December 7th!PLEASE REPOST!!"The attack on Pearl Harbor was a surprise attack that shocked the US. On the morning of December 7, 1941, planes and midget submarines of the Imperial Japanese Navy began a surprise attack on the U.S. under the command of Admiral Chuichi Nagumo. Despite long-standing assertions that this attack could have been predicted and prevented by the United States Military, the US forces at Pearl Harbor appeared to be utterly unprepared, and the attack effectively drew the United States into World War II. At 6:09 a.m. on December 7, 1941, the six J
Re: Paul: Republicans Face Certain Defeat With Pro-war Candidate
RE: Paul: Republicans Face Certain Defeat With Pro-War Candidate ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 03 Dec 2007, 14:54 Paul: Republicans Face Certain Defeat With Pro-War Candidate Ron Paul has a message for the Republican base who continue to offer blinkered support for the endless occupation of Iraq - pick a candidate who has vowed to bring the troops home immediately or surrender the White House in 2008. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/december2007/120307_defeat_certain.htm
Mudvayne - Happy?
OH YEAH BABY! MUDVAYNE! I LOVE EM I'VE BEEN LISTENIN TO THEM SINCE LD 50 (UH WAIT LOOK WHO'S NICKNAME IS IN A CD :D) ANYWAY THIS SONG WAS PROBABLY THERE LAST BLAST SO ENJOY HAPPY FROM MUDVAYNE In this hole That is me The dead are rolling over In this hole Thickening Dirt shoveled over shoulders I feel it in me So overwhelmed All this pressured center rising My life overturned What dare the despair All these scars keep ripping open Peel me from the skin Tear me from the rind Does it make you happy now? Tear me from the bone Tear me from myself Are you feeling happy now? In this hole That is me A life that's growing feeble In this hole So limiting The sun has set; all darkens Buried underneath Hands slip off the wheel Internal path-way to contention Peel me from the skin Tear me from the rind Does it make you happy now? Tear me from the bone Tear me from myself Are you feeling happy now? Are you HAPPY Are you HAPPY Are
Shopping
Behcet's Part 2
Where did I leave off??? I think that I had just been diagnosed and got such a caring response from my (adoptive) Mother. Well now after a few years I met my husband, got married and started with my first child. We moved to Florida...big mistake as we found out later. For humidity and stress were the main factors in activation of my behcet's disease. But I had not found that out yet. I was constantly getting sick and felt miserable all the time. We used to joke that he should just take me out to pasture and shoot me. Always being sick can really put a damper on any type of life, whether it be love or family life. I actually got more sores in the genital area in Florida. I always got sick but never could find anything. I have always gotten severe headaches and major mood swings from being sick and tired of being sick and tired. Later we moved to Fallon where it was a more arid climate. I actually felt pretty good there. Then whenever we would visit his parent's in Hi
The Ram
Yunz Are From Picksburgh If
You walk caefully when it is "slippy"Yunz are from Picksburgh if… You walk carefully when it is “slippy” outside You’ve told your children to “red up” there rooms You’ve gotten hurt by falling into a “jaggerbush.” Your mother or grandmother has been seen wearing a “babushka” on her head. You’ve “warshed” the clothes. You know you can’t drive too fast on the back roads, because of the deer. You know Beaver Valley, Turtle Creek, Moon, Mars, Slippery Rock, Greentree an New Castle are names of towns. A girl walks up to three of her girl friends and says, HEY GUYS” You hear “you guyses”, and don’t think twice. You know the three rivers by name. You remmber the blizzard of 1994 and remember not being able to go outside because the snow was over your head and you would have suffocated. You drink pop, eat hoagies, love perogies and city chicken. You know what a “still mill” is. You expect temps in the winter to be record breakng cold and temps i
My Red Heart Is Blue
My red heart is blue, because I'm missing you. Every day, I think about you, and I imagine how great every hour, every minute, and every second would be if you were here with me. Every night, when I lay in bed, I dream that you're beside me, holding me close to you. If you were, I'd whisper in your ear, how much you mean to me. Since you came into my life nothing has been the same. I've experienced joy to its fullest, and I've tasted a beauty that never ends, because you're where my happiness begins. I'm incomplete without you, and I'll never stop caring for you. You're the world to me, in brilliant colors. You're the best of friends, a favorite song that will never end. And together is where we should be. Someday soon, I pray, you'll open the door to your heart and say: I feel the same for you.
Omg - Mom Is Santa Claus????
Hope everyone is having a joyous Holiday Season soooo far!!! :)
"tis To Take This Time
How lovely 'tis to take this time To greet our dearest friends, To wish them health and happiness Before the old year ends. Darkness comes late afternoon And winter lies ahead, But friendship is a glowing fire When all seems cold and dead. Just as in some vacant barn, Unnoticed in the night, The whole of human history turns, So we, too, make things right. We must keep alive the flame Though darkness grip the Earth; For in the love we find in friends Is our chance for rebirth.
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - The Rascal King
WELL REMEMBER THESE GUYS? I DO I USED TO LOVEEEE THE MIGHTY MIGHTY BOSSTONES LISTENED TO THEM THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL BACK WHEN THE ZOOT SUIT RIOT SONG WAS ON TOP(FREE GIFT FOR WHO SAYS WHO SANG THAT ONE :D ) ANYWAY HERE'S THE RASCAL KING OFF LET'S FACE IT 1997. Well he was fueled by a lack Drew inspiration from a need So many problems to crack And mouths to feed Crooked was the path And brazen was the walk A cocky swagger, up the ladder And could he ever talk The last hurrah? Nah! I'd do it again The Rascal King behind the bars Or the one in front of them The last hurrah? Nah! I'd do it again The Rascal King behind the bars Or the one in front of them The love of God And constant contradictions With just a smile, wink and nod What's stranger fact or fiction? And never ceasing to amaze On a regular basis First hand into his pocket Or first fist into the faces And it's the The last hurrah? Nah! I'd do it again The Rascal King behind the bars
Perfect Joke
Perfect Joke and Funny too Click link above to view.
Friendship
May our friendship last forever; May I sail upon your sea. May we go through life together; May there always be a "we." May I be your endless sky; May you breathe my gentle air. May you never wonder why Each time you look for me, I'm there. May we be for each a smile Like the warm, life-giving sun; Yet when we're in pain awhile, May our suffering be one. May we share our special days, The happiness of one for two; And if we must go separate ways, Let my love remain with you.
The Miracle That Is Now
Monday, December 3, 2007 The miracle that is now There is a miracle in every moment. Look closely, and lovingly, and you will clearly see it. There is an innate and elegant beauty in even the most ordinary of things. Learn to love that beauty, and to let it be, and your eyes will be opened to wondrous possibilities. There always and everywhere is a quiet yet unyielding peace, upon which rests all that is. The more often you reach in and touch this peace the more fully you experience its power. Anything that is negative, deceptive or destructive will eventually consume and obliterate itself. What is authentic, peaceful and creative will continue to grow more pervasive. When you need nothing other than to simply be, you have every beautiful and wonderful and miraculous thing there is. Life's richness is never more than a single thought away. Breathe in deeply the beauty, the wonder, the miracle that is now. Know the joy that cannot ever fade. -- Ralph Marston
Life Before This One
Who were you in a previous life? This question is now so popular that many westerners accept that they must have lived before. Believing in the phenomenon of Reincarnation, it is almost a spiritual system in itself. But what is the reality to reincarnation? I don’t know. Maybe it is exactly what people believe. But it is also possible to place other mechanisms upon the subject, and even place it in a totally new paradigm. A CASE STUDY To understand the subject in western terms, we need to know just what ‘evidence’ there is for it. Well, very little really. But we do have case studies. Here is a typical one. Nicola Peart shocked her mother when, as a little girl, she was given a dog. Calling it Muff, she said it was the name of her other dog, yet Nicola had never had a dog before. Questioning her about this, Nicola suddenly wanted to know why she was a girl this time. It seems Nicola used to be a boy, whose mother, Elsie Benson, lived in a grey stone house in nearby Howarth and
Photo Rates ......
This is a copy of my friends blog - metal sandy moo : "Due to some techincal hic up .... it appears that alot of us have noticed that all the rates on the pics have gone !! ... i thought i was going senile but they set the server and it has messed the rates up and we have to re rate .... like OMG!!! ... comments are still there and the stash is fine ... but if you thought you were having a good monday .... think again .... oh maaaaaaaaaaaaan !!" I will try to re rate your pics but it's gonna take me a looooooooonnnnnnnnnggggggg time to get to all my friends and family as im not on here every day so please be patient. Love Lin xx
Friend's
Yesterday, Today, & Tomorrow Friends are few and far between. The older I get, the more I realize, How much they mean to me. As children, you think every ones is your friend, Even those you've only just met, Till they leave you to fend. Dropping in number, the fair weathered leave. Onward they go, leaving you nothing to cleave. They are gone like yesterday As the sun did set, they too did fade But some are special, Remaining strong, still today Like diamonds, time chisels, And they sparkle even more. A timeless precious beauty. Solid to the core As I sit and count my friends. Only one hand is needed. The ones that have been there, Through thick and thin. The rest have been weeded. The remaining few, are the jewels of my crown. The ones I call when I am down. The trusted friends, that I too can cheer up. The sound of their voice, refills my cup. I do not mourn, the lack of more. For these special ones, Make my s
What The F---k Happened
Ok today I went to rates pics when I started to rate people I always rates I discovered that all the pics in there folders showed thatIi had not even rated them. As I went to the next one it was the same way.now I had rated all the pics.in every family member but one.So please tell but what the f---k is going on.None of the points are missing.I over this crap with fubar.
What Exactly Is Time?
It's been a while since I've posted anything in here.... I guess I haven't had much to say.... Oh well, it's not as if anyone would listen anyway even if I did have something to say.
Goooood Mooorning Friends!!!
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Falling Snow....
See how they fall An infinity of heavenly aspirations Come to convert the world With a deep and even purity. Sent to nullify and cleanse To enhance and beautify To muffle and calm With the tranquillity Of a gossamer eiderdown. To cloak in a mystery Of endless variations Of the same tonal theme; Converting everything To a glistening coalescence. Tidying up the farmyard Smoothing out the fields Transmogrifying neglected gardens Into dazzling showpieces, Cluttered garden sheds Into sparkling summer-houses, Making abandoned bean sticks As elegant as sculptured crystal, And fondant death-traps Of old familiar ponds Enhancing the weary timothy In the sad neglected churchyard. Cheering up the stories On the long forgotten grave stones. Turning distant spires Into alabaster space rockets And drooping telephone lines Into crystal mooring ropes For ocean going bungalows. The purification is complete, unblemished, Save for the prints of wandering spirits Fadin
Propose Rewrite Of Stupid Irs Wordings.
Every one knows that legal talk and IRS talk would flunk a 7-grade math test since it is usually illogical. So I'm proposing a rewrite of some items since studies show had that 20% of the people with 401(k)'s would have chosen a better option of a full cash out when changing jobs if they would have know what the heck was said...so here it is. Since the IRS requires a seperation of service before a retirement plan is closed you will need to wait until the severance pay is completed. Once done you may then have the account closed. When closing the account there are several options which allows you full access to the funds. One if done correctly would earn you higher intrest and pay fewer taxes. You may go to your bank or any investment firm of your choosing for an IRA. Once in the IRA you have full or partial access to the money. You only get taxed on what is used and you may make withdrawals as frequently as you like. If you are looking to supplement income until you start
Winter
I guess its here now. Snow and sleet this morning,40 degrees and windy. Its supposed to turn to rain this afternoon. Then its supposed to snow 2 or 3 more times this week. Greeeaaattt! Time to dig out the big boots and the sweaters.
Ass
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Blech
I hate how cold my coffee gets and so quickly too. So much for those coffee to go cups that allegedly keep the coffee nice and warm for obscene amounts of time. But enough about my freezing cold gag reflex invoking coffee... How is everyone? :D
My Dad
ok here it goes , this is stalkers daughter im on here as sammim, i just wanted dads friends to know that he past away on thursday afternoon, im on his page to let everyone know what happened to him , if u ?'s please ask me or africanqueen62 we will be glad to talk to , thank you for taking time to read this blog
Missing
I woke up this morning And something was wrong. I dont know what it is, But the feeling is strong. Theres something missing And its making me sad. I dont know what it is, Maybe something I lost, I once had. No, that wasnt it, I hadnt lost anything. Something wasnt here And then I got to thinking. I looked around, Everything was in place, Then I looked in the mirror With surprise on my face. I said, What could it be Thats missing today, Its making me feel empty In a very weird way. I looked around once more And I saw I was alone. Then it hit me, Why I felt on my own. I had gotten use to you Always being near. So now I know why I feel empty, Its because youre not here.
Are U F*cking Dumb? (from The Bulletin Board)
Pretty Cool Stretch your brainThis is not a test - just a phenomenon. All readings are explained.Let's play with some words.What do you see?In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). It's all very physiological too, beca use it visualize the concept that good can't exist without evil (or the absence of good is evil). Now, what do you see?You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?What do you see here?This one is quite tricky!The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.Last one.What do you see?You probably read the word ME in brown, but.......when you look through ME you will see YOU!Do you need to look again? Test Your BrainThis is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though. ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST Count every " F " in the
My Ideal Life
living in the country side of county clare ireland working at the jameson distillery and all my friends would get bottles o jameson for birthdays,christmas,st.paddys hell even samhain now thats the life
A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 12/3/07;
I don't believe in genies, fairies, or wishing wells but *IF* I ever run into one this will be my wish; I want to be a toilet seat, in a girls bathroom at a college, that way I'll get lots of ass LMAO!
Gift Me Baby!!
I just love getting gifts.. I don't care if it's socks to diamonds! heheheh Click below and give me something fun!
My Feelings
is there any single men out there
Pittsburgh Girls
A Pittsburgh girl knows just as much about football as her guy friends, in some cases, even more. She drinks beer because it tastes good but knows when to be classy and drink something more sophisticated. She owns a Steeler jersey not just because it's cute but because she supports her team and understands the game. She loves Kennywood and isn't afraid to order cheese fries from the Potato Patch because, let's face it...Pittsburgh girls wear winter coats and scarves a lot more than bikinis and flip flops. A Pittsburgh girl loves St. Patrick's Day, even if she's not Irish because green beer is good for the soul. Pittsburgh girls don't have a funny accent. They just speak a different language. The word yinz is dear to her heart, even if she would never say it herself. A Pittsburgh girl bleeds black and gold and knows how to have a great time. She's stylish and sweet. She has a great education and loves her friends and family. A Pittsburgh girl go
Help A Girl Out Pls Repost
HI GUYS PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO COME BY MY PAGE AND LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS ON MY PICTURE, YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE TOO MANY COMMENTS!!! I AM TRYING FOR MY VERY FIRST VIP, PLEASE COMMENT MY PICTURE AND HELP ME GET THERE!!! I LOVE ALL MY FUBAR FRIENDS, THANKS AGAIN ROBBY, KISSES AND NIBBLES!!!~ANGELEYES~
A Train Story & The Army-navy Game
A TRAIN STORY & THE ARMY-NAVY GAME > > The following article appeared in the Philadelphia > Daily News on December 22, 2005 > > "Here's a Yule Story That Ought to be a Movie" By > Ronnie Polaneczky > > AND NOW, in time for the holidays, I bring you the > best Christmas story you never heard. > > It started last Christmas, when Bennett and Vivian > Levin were overwhelmed by sadness while listening to > radio reports of > injured American troops. "We have to let them know we > care," > Vivian told Bennett. > > So they organized a trip to bring soldiers from Walter > Reed Army Medical Center and Bethesda Naval Hospital > to the annual > Army-Navy football game in Philly, on Dec. 3. > > The cool part is, they created their own train line to > do it. > > Yes, there are people in this country who actually own > real trains. Bennett Levin - native Philly guy, > self-made millionaire and irascible former L&I commish > - is one of them. > > He has three luxury rai
R.i.p Evil Kniievel
CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) - Evel Knievel, the red-white-and-blue-spangled motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over crazy obstacles including Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho's Snake River Canyon made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69. Knievel's death was confirmed by his granddaughter, Krysten Knievel. He had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs. Knievel had undergone a liver transplant in 1999 after nearly dying of hepatitis C, likely contracted through a blood transfusion after one of his bone-shattering spills. He also suffered two strokes in recent years. Longtime friend and promoter Billy Rundle said Knievel had trouble breathing at his Clearwater condominium and died before an ambulance could get him to a hospital. "It's been coming for years, but you just don't expect it. Superman just doesn't die, right?" Rundle said. Immortalized in the Washington
The Amc Channel
I Think the American Movie Classics channel has been trying to recruit younger viewers or has had an increase in their advertising budget. Last month they used Paramore's Misery Business to advertise their movies for November. For December they are using Editors' An End Has A Start. Much better music than they have used in the past. :)
Once A Marine Always A Marine
Once a Marine always a Marine... A Marine is a Mrine all his life. You can kick him out of your house, but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list, but not off your mind. They are found everyhwere; In love, in battle, in lust in trouble, in debt, in bars... and sometimes behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much o9f you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter, clean clothes, or a pack of smokes. A Marine is a genius with a deck of cards. Brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the lastest copy of Playboy or Sports Illustrated or GUNS & AMMO in his back pocket. When he wants something it's usually 30 days leave, music that hurts the ears, or, most importantly, a good woman he can count on. Girls love'm mothers tolerate them, fathers brag about them, the government pays them, the police watch out fer them and somehow they all work together. You can beat their boid
Christmas For The Troops
Windows To The Soul
They say a kiss tells all The eyes are windows to ones soul With these no lies can be told Much may not be spoken with words But there is a lot told With truth and sincerity deep within Through your windows I can see Your feelings, even some fears I feel some of your pain When I know you are with hurt or bother Nothing that I can say because I feel it, this I cannot explain But know it is a connection When you kissed me last night I felt it deep within the pits of my soul Your love for me is real, it is true Frightened and unsure of my feelings for you Not because they are untrue but that it’s new When we are together it feels like one soul One that was just so large and great It was split into two destined, to find My world, body, and soul feel Complete and at peace When I am with you
~ Xmas For The Troops~
From StewieGriffin
T.a.t.u. - All About Us!
GOOD MORNIN FUBARITES! ITS DECEMBER 3RD 2007 OFFICIALLY 28 DAYS LEFT TO 2007 AND I'M TELLIN YA ITS GONNA BE 2008 BEFORE WE KNOW IT SO HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE DRINK YOUR COFFEE, EAT YOUR BAGEL ITS MONDAY 5 DAYS BEFORE THE WEEKEND BUT I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK TO KEEP YA INTERESTED! HERE'S TATU TO GET US STARTED WITH ALL ABOUT US FROM THERE DANGEROUS AND MOVING CD 2005 ENJOY AND HAVE A GREAT DAY! They say, they don't trust, You, me, we, us, So we'll fall if we must, Cause it's you, me, And it's all about, It's all about It's all about us (It's all about us) It's all about love (It's all about us) In you I can trust (It's all about us) It's all about us If they hurt you, They hurt me too, So we'll rise up, Won't stop, And it's all about, It's all about, It's all about us, all about us It's all about, all about us All about us There's a theme that they can't touch 'Cause you know (us) It's all about us, all about us It's all about, all about us All a
Why Oh Why Please Read This Guys
Just a thought: Is there any man on here WON'T feel the need to send me a picture of their *member*? Trust me, if I want to see your private bits, I'll ASK for a picture (but don't hold your breath). I'm fine with chatting with anyone and love to flirt as much as any girl, BUT I WON'T WANT TO CAM WITH YOU, OR EXCHANGE PICS. I have a boyfriend who, unless he has his head stuck way up his ass is very much the man who holds my heart. Like most men, he has it always a bit up there (am I right ladies?) but sometimes it's way, way up (and he's 6'5 so it's a long way!). But I love him, he's part of my soul. SO PLEASE - talk to me as if you saw a human, not a piece of meat...THANKS!
Heres My Tree Be Creative And Have Fun...happy Holidays
Monday Opie And Anthony Links: Jeff Ross, Ken Burns, New O&a Videos, Imus Returns, Jim Norton New Years Tickets, Rateyourdoody, Egg Nog Challenge, New
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Are you proud of your bowels? Do you take impressive dumps? Want to share your poo with the rest of the world? go to RATEYOURDOODY.COM and show us what you got! New Years Eve with JIM NORTON - Tickets On Sale: Spend New Year's Eve with the one and only Jim Norton from the Opie and Anthony Show as he takes the stage at North Fork Theater at Westbury! GET TICKETS ONLINE NOW! Coming this week to the Opie and Anthony Show - HOT ASS. Yes, it's been a while, but we have the lovely Bree Olson and Kayden Kross coming in courtesy of Adam & Eve. Oh, what WILL we have them do? Just stay tuned... Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we'll be hanging with our pal Jeffrey Ross, who is promoting his gigs at the Stress Factory. We'll also be talking to Ken Burns, who is promoting his new book, The War: An Intimate History, 1941-1945. Remember, if you want to see ANY of these in-studio guests L
Hate Crimes Suck
YESTERDAY WE WENT UP TO THE TRUCK TO START IT, AND WHAT DID WE FIND? A GREAT BIG CRACK IN THE WINDSHIELD!!!! NOW IF THAT WASNT BAD ENOUGH, ALL OVER THE SIDE OF THE TRAILER AND THE BACK OF IT WAS WRITTEN " I HATE NIGGRS" !!!! FIRST OFF , I SAY, THESE ASSHOLES SHOULD SPEND A LITTLE LESS TIME ON HATE, AND A LITTLE MORE TIME ON GOING BACK TO SCHOOL AND LEARNING HOW TO SPELL!!!! THE FUNNY THING ABOUT IT ALL? THE DUMB FUCKS DIDNT REALIZE THAT THEY WERE IN PLAIN VIEW OF A WHOLE ROW OF CAMERAS MONITORING THE AREA!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!! I CALLED THE POLICE AND I TOLD HIM THAT HE WAS ABLE TO GO TO THE PLACE AND HAVE THEM PULL UP THE HISTORY OF THE CAMERAS. FIRST HE TRIED TELLING ME THAT THEY PROBABLY DIDNT CATCH IT FROM WHERE THE CAMERAS WERE , BUT I POINTED OUT AT LEAST ONE OF THEM WAS A RIGHT ON SHOT!!!!!! (SOMETIMES OUR POLICE DEPT NEEDS A LITTLE HELP!!!) LOL!!!!! FROM PREVIOUS PROBLEMS THAT I HAVE HAD WITH THE DEPT, I INFORMED HIM THAT I WAS GOING TO EMAIL THE CHIEF AND LET HIM KNO
Amazing Lyrics From My *swoon* Man, Rob Thomas And The Gang Of Matchbox 20
SO TRUE!! "Can't Let You Go" (Exile on Mainstream) I'll stick around See how bad it gets I'll settle down and deal with old regrets You know I, I adore you I Can't let you go Can't let you go You're part of my soul You're all that I know I Can't let you go Is it better now Do you feel like all is fair Can we work it out So that it's easier for me to bear Because life, it can blind you I Can't let you go Can't let you go You're part of my soul You're all that I know I Can't let you go Down from the edge I can see you where we end and i'd give up all of my days to go back There was all this wonder and all this magic Has all this wonder, over and done If love were a whisper What could I give you to speak Maybe you're out of my reach I Can't let you go Can't let you go You're part of my soul You're all that I know I Can't let you go I Can't let you go You're part of my soul You're all that I know
Old/new Page
I know im confusing people but heres the gist of it. back around the end of sept I had lost my commenting and bulletin privileges on my main asccount. I was unable to communicate like i would like with friends or anyone for that matter. I made tis profile and made it pretty much identical to the original except of course for having to start all over with rates fans and notifying friends. I have since got full privileges back and have been busy moving pics back to the original page and trying to continue to accept friends requests on BOTH pages and sending the new ones to the original. I have yet to notify all club far members or all the sisters so if you havent already please rate, fan, and add this page..... ~¢¾Temptress¢¾~CLUB FAR~*THE SISTERHOOD*@ fubar i have gotten the twisted express and the devils train notified and links fixed but not sure if cappys flight has gotten it straightened out yet. PHEW! exhausting but once i know all moves have been finalized , and my blast
What The Hell?
ok.. what the hell is wrong with this place? im starting to get slowly upset, well not to mention, confused. Blocking people seems to be a popular thing around here, i mean... just out of the blue, lol. Maybe i should try that too some day. cheers.
Moving Update 12/03/07
An update for all my friends I managed to get all my things moved to storage this weekend, and am hard at it trying to find a suitable place of my own. In the mean time, I am staying at a freinds, and my computer time is limited (it's not my pc, after all!) I should be back to normal very soon, God willing. Some prayers from you all and good wishes would me MUCH appriciated! :D Thanks you to all my wonderful friends, I love you all :D
Sunday Nights!
Well.... Some of you know & some don't... I was working 2 jobs, babysitting & waitressing in a strip club.. I was working 75 hours a week & was just too much. So I quit the club & was just babysitting... BUT.... I quit my babysitting gig a few weeks back too. I was soooo tired of being up at 5:30am. Driving an hour to work. Working 11 hours... Driving an hour & a half home cause of traffic... & Not getting home til after 7pm & having no time for myself... & Only getting 160 bucks a week... Dude, that's 30 dollars a DAY & if you figure it out... It was LESS than 3 dollars an hour, for 2 kids (5 years old boy & a 17months old lil girl)! Just a bad situation. So, I bailed on 'em, which made me feel like a complete douche bag ever since. I won't even go on myspace cause I know Imma have some fucked up messages by my best friend, who I was babysitting for... So, I went back to work at the strip club as a waitress... They reacted a lil funny at first to my mohawk, but most are use to it by n
Gimme Somethin'! :p Lol
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Help Lilbamagirl Get Vip
Help her get her VIp.Shes always there for everyone wether too bomb or too level. Leave her a few comments or bomb...She needs a total of 15,000 comments. Show her some love. Just remeber those 11's may be helping you level up... im going too work ill be back tonight too help...Show her some love..She returns it back too you.
Soldiers Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a Marin
Pros And Cons
What are the pros and cons of online relationships? What are the points of these relationships? I never really understood them. How can you have a relationship by spending your time online and chatting? Granted it is a great way to get to know someone without speaking face to face but what happens when you do and everything is not what it seems? Of course any kind of dating could be like that but are you not taking more of a chance with online dating? How does that person act out of his or her environment? Are they telling you only what they want you to hear so that they get you in a trap? I was lost in one of these so called relationships when I realized how stupid they were and that I couldn't trust the guy. The Love word is used to lightly anymore and I don't trust many people anyway. He was actually telling other girls he loves them too so what are you suppose to believe? thank god I am in a good relationship now but I can't believe anyone who says they love me online LOL sorry pe
One Of Those Nights
have you ever had one of those days where you wonder does it really matter? Disenchantment is always waiting around the corner every time you think you have figured things out and find faith in humanity only to have someone turn around and screw it all up. I'm fine, i and for those who know me no i don't want to talk about it.
Bdsm
Is it wrong or sick to be into BDSM? let me know what u think
Reading
I JUST READ AN ARTICLE ON THE DANGERS OF SEX, GAMBLING AND DRINKING.... SCARED HE SHIT OUT OF ME....SO THAT'S IT....AFTER TODAY....NO MORE READING
Christmas Tree
This is a Christmas tree. It is not a Hanukkah bush, it is not an Allah plant, it is not a Holiday hedge. It is a Christmas tree. Say it... CHRISTmas , CHRISTmas , CHRISTmas ! Yes. CHRISTmas - celebrating the Birth of Jesus Christ!!! If this offends you...too bad.? Get over it ~
Some More Fun Stuff
Too Young!
Okay, here at my house, if the phone rings before 8, generally, it's not good news that comes through from the other end of the line. The phone rings at 7 this morning. For starters, although an only child, I have a pretty big family and a lot of aunts and uncles, who are at "that" age. But this time, it was someone, no where near that age! My aunt called to let me know that my cousin died last night in a car wreck. Mind you, she just got a brand new car last week and not the first vehicle that she wrecked. I wasn't close to her...I had not seen her in a long time BUT she is gone. Just that quick! She was 20!!!!!!! She has a brother who is younger and hopefully with the help of one of my aunt and uncle's raising him, he will be in a better place as he becomes an adult and carries on because he wasn't exposed as much to the drug & alcohol world like she had been by her mother, who I love but she had/has (will have again I'm afraid now) lots of those issues. At one time, I was extremely
My Myspac
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Tired Of Drama
im tired of drama & drama queen's if your tired of drama what do you do to kill the drama & not half to deal with it lets see what you think?
Downrater
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Favorite Little Sh*t
They may not understand your feelings for me.And they may not understand,Why I still care for thee. But to all those that are doubters and haters I have one thing to say...Get a life you f*cking idiots,And go the f*ck away! Furthermore, If you don't have anything nice to say.Then don't say anything at all,And again, go the f*ck away! We don't have to justify our actions toward one another to anyone.So if anyone has a problem with our relationship,It's just too damn bad; get over yourself and be done. Nobody knows what will come of our friendship.It doesn't really matter,And they really shouldn't give a rip. I don't care what anyone else thinks, they don't bother me one bit.Because we are each other's favorite little shit. Here's to us and a friendship that will stand the test of time...XoXoXo ~Michael~ Click the above image to rate / rip / comment!
Christmas Time
Have you ever wondered what it would be like without your immediate family around you for christmas? Well i go through it every year. 12years ago on Christmas morning my immediate family had a car crash & i was meant to be in the car as well but i was at my grandma's place with her & i found out on the news because no-one in my family rang to tell me. I found out that day that my parents(both 46yrs old) had died instantly & my lil sister(12yrs of age & like my best friend) died 1 week later on New Year's Day morning. I was only 20yrs young at the time. So every Christmas time since then(12yrs ago)I have been on my own & every year it gets harder & harder to deal with! I haven't had a Christmas with anyone for the last 12 years now. I so miss my Christmas with my family especially my lil sister. To make things worse i find out today that my grandma passed away from breast cancer & cervical cancer at the age of 82 years young. Christmas is only getting harder every year now. I don'
My House
Myspace Comments Your voice calls to me... Over thousands of miles of distant sea, You become the air that I breathe, I feel your presence and close my eyes, And tilt my head toward topaz skies, I could dim the sun with a mantle of my tears, They puddle behind closed lids to form crystal lakes, But are banked by lonely's pride, Under this golden sky I feel my lover's vow's fall, To tangle in my hair,and I cup my hands to catch them, Out of these heavy stones of agony, I will build a house for me, And every stone where I have bled, A fossilled tear of dusky red, I have not lost this love in vain, For I grow wiser through such pain. A jewel found long ago and within it lies, The growing sparkle of my eyes, How many times must a heart be broken, Before it is wise ?
Im Sorry Im Letting My Past Control My Future
I WANNA SAY SORRY TO ANYONE I HAVE EVER HURT IN ANYWAY IM LETTING MY PAST CONTROL MY FUTURE AND IM A SELF CENTERED SON OF A BITCH AND A FUCKING ASSHOLE FOR LETTING MY PAST CONTROL ME IT HAS COST ME THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL PERSON I HAVE EVER KNOWN I JUST WANNA SAY THINGS ARENT ALWAYS ABOUT ME BUT IM SORRY I PUSHED YOU AWAY N HURT YOU N IM DEEPLY SORRY FOR THAT NO THIS BLOG ISN'T ONLY ABOUT ME IT'S ALSO ABOUT THE PERSON I HURT AND DIDN'T MEAN TO I GUESS I NEED TO GET OVER MY PAST I WANT THIS PERSON TO KNOW I LOVE AND CARE ABOUT THEM DEEPLY BUT I GUESS I BLEW ANY CHANCE OF US TALKING THIS OUT N IM SORRY BUT I WANT THEM TO KNOW I DO CARE BUT IM A JERK BECAUSE I LET MY PAST CONTROL MY EMOTIONS IM SORRY FOR THAT
How Do I Make You Feel?
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Easing Of The Pain
Well, it's been well over a month since the breakup. I won't lie and say I am over him. But I am getting better. Seeing him still has the power to make my heart race. But I can look at him and talk to him without wanting to break down and cry. I wish I could say I don't miss his touch, but I do. I miss the taste and the smell of his skin. But I am taking steps to recover my heart. I am making headway in getting past losing him. I am easing my way into seeing another man. I don't know if I will ever be able to love another as I have him, but I am done waiting in the background, hoping that he will come back to me. As the saying goes... time heals all wounds. I know that in time I will be well again!
Kiss Me Under The Mistle Toe?
About Me And Something You Should Know!
For the most part I'm a pretty layed bacc girl! Typical days I don't really do shyt at all... I'm either on the internet, painting, or studying computers lol and sometimes talking to my Parents and sisters and their bfs cause we all live together, 7 of us in one house hold with 11 pets... so not very often am I bored, but then again I often fantasize about killing myself from time to time! Trust me I would never have a reason to lie to you about anything cause I don't have to lie to kicc it! Umm lets see, I've been agoraphobic for 3 years now... It all started bacc well, 3 years ago when I and my friend were raped and they had asked both of us if now we were going stay in the bloods... she said no and they shot her in the head and she died in front of me, then I agreed because I knew what was next for her... her whole family was also going to die! And they did all except her Dad cause we never knew who he was, so I stayed, got raped 2 more times and finally one day my best friend whom
New To Fubar/just Ranting & Raving
Sometimes I wonder... If all people spoke to each other with respect, (regardless of sex, race, or personal orientation) would the world be a better place? The obvious answer is... YES! But unfortunately, in the real world, there are too many people that live their lives every day thriving on conflict, turmoil, gossip, and random acts of meanness. Why has the human race turned against itself? We're all people! If you grew up rich, does that really make you a better person than someone who didn't? If you are extremely good looking, does that really make you a better person than the not so genetically fortunate? We as a society have become bombarded by television, magazines, and the like, as to what a person SHOULD be, and how a person SHOULD act. What ever happened to just having morals? If a random stranger holds the door open for you at an entrance to anywhere, say "Thank you." And the next time you see a sweet old couple entering a restaurant, take a step back, and hold the door for
Cold Today...just What Does Two Bits Mean?
Good Morning it’s cold outside here in Michigan and forecasters say, get used to it! All week long they are calling for sub freeze marks. Brrr, winter has begun. It blew and blew and blew last night. Roads are crappy at best and well it is Monday. I seen a little blurb on MSN this am about verizon doing something or another and might mean no savings to the user. I do not know about savings or not on verizon services but I love the latest commercial that opens up with three teenage gals in the backyard of one of the girls house’s and the show the three in a stare at a pony chewing on a dog house…The owner of the pony which seems to be a Christmas present is asking the other gals about their presents that are compatible with Verizon’s service but while these girls all at preoccupied due to the pony chewing on the dog house…easier to watch then explain but it is a great commercial too bad the pony did not chew on the Verizon dude… he is about annoying. For two bits I would… wow there is a
Leaving For Now.
I realize I have only Been online for a short ammount of time, But I have to head to Work.... Definitely coming back later.
Pissed Right The Fuck Off
So, here is the situation, my GF and I have been together for right at 2 months, and all of her words and the sweet shit is about to mean nothing to me, and she is about to get her ring crammed right up her ass. "DB, what has happened in just a few hours to make you like this?" you ask, easy, I can answer that. I'm chilling out on my myspace page, and I like to go to hers from time just to look at the pictures...you guys have seen her, she is eye candy, I mean come on, if you had a girl that hot, wouldn't you look at her all the time? Thank you so much. Anyway, I started noticing some picture comments from her ex and another girl, both of them calling her baby and shit like that, that does not bother me. I'm not over protective, but she tells me that she does not want me to meet her friends until she has real friends. ok, I can dig that, so I am checking these other chicks out, and all the sudden I am a friend!! And I am this friend that came over to fix her laptop and it took l
It Cant Rain All The Time?
whoever thinks that apparentlly has never been to vancouver Washington, its been raining Non fucking stop here for over a week strait, with no sign of stopping, its raining so fucking hard right now i cant fucking sleep! god damit i need to move some where where it doesent fucking rain!
Being A Scorpio....this Is A Part Of Who I Am
Scorpio! About Your Sign... Scorpios are the most intense, profound, powerful characters in the zodiac. Even when they appear self-controlled and calm there is a seething intensity of emotional energy under the placid exterior. They are like the volcano not far under the surface of a calm sea, it may burst into eruption at any moment. But those of us who are particularly perceptive will be aware of the harnessed aggression, the immense forcefulness, magnetic intensity, and often strangely hypnotic personality under the tranquil, but watchful composure of Scorpio. In conventional social gatherings they are pleasant to be with, thoughtful in conversation, dignified, and reserved, yet affable and courteous; they sometimes possess penetrating eyes which make their shyer companions feel naked and defenseless before them. In their everyday behavior they give the appearance of being withdrawn from the center of activity, yet those who know them will recognize the watchfulness that is pa
What A Frustrating Two Weeks
It started 2 weeks ago when I started getting a message on the computer that said "Low Disk Space". I thought nothing of it but then it was happening every single day and every few minutes. It was fucking annoying. No matter what I did to clean out the C drive, it still showed up. So last weekend, after coming home on Thanksgiving and having that message that night and the next day, I ran Windows Defender and it came back that there was a trojan AND a virus on the computer. wtf? I got rid of the trojan and that should solve things right? Nope. I still was getting that message that there was Low Disk Space. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! So fast-forward through last week. I'm fighting with the computer exhausting every last effort and was about to spend the money to have the drive wiped and the computer fixed when I had one last idea. I was convinced the problem was in the antivirus. So I went out and bought a better one. I uninstalled the old one and poof. No more Low Disk Spac
This Is Messed Up...what Do U Think?
This was totally f*cked up big time!!! ok where do i start this...maybe from the week of thanksgiving...on tues. i had sent him a message asking for my keys and shit back and he started cussin me out and stuff...telling me that i did not need them for my survival and all this other crap...argued for awhile and then i just stopped talking to him completely...wednesday morning i get up and there is a message saying that he wanted me to pick up up right now and that he was sorry for what he said to me the day before...i told him that he better not be playing with me about any of this because it wouldnt be nice. Anyways I drive up to LA with a friend of mine to keep me company and stuff to go and pick him up. (I'm talking about my exbf) I get there and he gets in the car with us and we head down back to oceanside. Things were good and we had a good night. Thanksgiving day, we went to my friends house to have dinner and stuff since i didnt want to go to my parents house (not t
It's Monday
Moving On
I’ve had a lot of thought about the fact recently, maybe its time but it’s hard to do. You spend so much time wishing to go back when you where happy and so much time being depressed about it when maybe if you just moved on you could really be happy again. Lets not get me wrong here I really want to do that but when you are depressed most of the time its pretty hard to really find someone out there in the crowd and make yourself look like someone special instead of the average lowlife out there. When only your close friends out there are the only ones that realize that as fact it makes things really hard. I mean really I spent 8 years with someone just to have them completely destroy me on the inside to all of a sudden ditch me for a so called friend of 22 years and go as far as move in with his fricking parents. That just completely destroyed me on the inside, granted I made mistakes with the relationship that I shouldn’t have but nothing even close to the mistakes she made and yet so
Disappearances
The whispers in my ears All the world and my fear They all coincide They crash and collide I cant make any sense Of all this nonsense Its all lies that I hear I cant stand it, just disappear Hiding in the comfort of my mind What a betrayal I now find What I thought to be real Was all fake, But how do I deal I run away instead of showing my face Displaying such disappointing disgrace What do you mean you love me You lied its obvious, but Im glad I see You showed me something that was wrong But now Im reminded of you by every song I get it now more than ever before Now the options I have I will explore How will I rid you from my thoughts and heart Thats a difficult task from the start But you know maybe it was meant this way Who knows I cannot really say There is something I dont understand An answer from you I will demand Did you ever truly love me as you said Or was it something I made up in my head I cant comprehend all the pain you put me thr
Dame Catherine Cookson
Dame Catherine Ann Cookson DBE (27 June 1906 – 11 June 1998) was an English author. Cookson became Britain's most widely read novelist, while remaining a relatively low-profile figure in the world of celebrity writers. Her books were inspired by her deprived youth in North East England, the setting for her novels Early Life Born Kate McMullen (Catherine Ann Davies) at 5 Leam Lane in Tyne Dock, South Shields, (then part of County Durham), she later moved to East Jarrow, County Durham (now in Tyne and Wear), which would become the setting for one of her best known novels, The Fifteen Streets. Cookson was the illegitimate child of an alcoholic mother, Kate Fawcett. As a child, Cookson thought that her unmarried mother was her sister, and was raised by her grandmother Rose McMullen and her step-grandfather John McMullen. She left school at 13 and, after a period of domestic service, took a laundry job in the workhouse in South Shields. In 1929 she moved south to run the laundry at
Xmas Tree
This looked pretty cool so thought I'd add it here as well.
A Three Word Emotion
A four letter word Combined with I and You Just to tell someone That powerful word To someone else And to them, it could only mean so much Like a child and a mother. Love combined with I and You Is not just to tell someone But would also describe something else An emotion that would fall between happy and calm But you would never know which Until you take the time. Love brings joy to everyone that thinks about it But would then, just then Would the not have any worries Because they thought about love That three word emotion As to what I refer to it as That emotion you share and say, I love you
Confession Of A Man....
If a man wants you, NOTHING can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "BE FRIENDS." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "It will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of friends separate from
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Today's Quote Every man is the architect of his own fortune. -Sallust
It Only Gets Better
Okay, so I was released to return to work on Nov. 30th (last Friday) I called in that morning to make sure they did not change the Friday times again and the supervisor said he was looking forward to me returning and that they could sure use the help... I got to work a half hour early so I could check in with HR and give them my Dr's note.... Had to have them re-activate my time badge because I had been gone since Oct. 31... Clocked in, went to the before-shift meeting and went to work. Not even 15 mins after being on the floor I was asked to come in the office. BOTH of the big supervisors were there and they pulled me in the office and shut the door... (now of course I am nervous, who wouldn't be) I knew I had done nothing wrong, so I was trying to figure out what could be the reason..."Oh, I got it"...They are going to offer me a permanent position... NOPE! Couldn't be further from accurate. They told me that I did not work there. The old HR person had conta
Insomnia
Here I sit full of question, indepth thought, or late night vexation? Too each thier own or destiny...many broken thoughts inside my head, fuck I wish I could just go to bed. Blinded by pain, used, abused, torn, and scorn, will not the sun shine? Frustrations mount, life is paramount.. Have no one understand what kind of man lays within, no more sin, but still a little bitter, under my skin...a burning desire. How do we all do the things we do, under what intentions are these infections of life we sometimes hate to live? If you stay true and you are determined life will bring back the fruits of your own goodness planted today will sow tomarrow...the day will come when the sun sets and the beauty abound that life really has turned around... least us all never forget, give up regret, and turn your cheek, you never know whom you may meet, everything happens for a reason...in every season, and go out into the night with no fright...and make a new friend. one to the end. because goodness do
I Miss You....
I Miss you so much right now, i can't wait to see you again..... Your all i ever think about anymore..... The way your eyes look at me, the touch of your lips on mine, how i love you so much, and how much you love me..... I would do anything for you..... I just wish you could see the way you make me feel, how wonderful this is all to me..... When i fall asleep in your arms, that was my best dream.....
Please?
I'm in a rates only contest So help me out please! It's just 2 Clicks!!!
Rather Rude
I know I made a mumm about this, but I feel I need to immortalize this for myself in a blog. I was rating pictures under that "bored" thing in the fun and games, and I rated this one woman an 8. After which she flipped out at me, insulting me and then rated all my pictures a 1. Enclosed is the conversation: ->Ķ...: no respect for people who risk their lives? I was rating a picture, not making a statement about war or some shit like that Ķ...: go take a shower ur nasty peice of shit ->Ķ...: the hell are you talking about now? Ķ...: im sorry u have no respect for ppl who are risking their asses while u sit on urs ->Ķ...: lol, personally I'd rather be rated for the truth, not because its "polite", thanks for the 10 though, and I'm sorry you see things differently then me Ķ...: its rude to rate ppl less then 10... welcome to fubar... im sure ull find urself very much unliked ->Ķ...: I'm an asshole because I don't think you're a 10
9/11 Video Shorts That Raise Questions Of 9/11
This was televised on National TV. Notice that in this video there is no evidence of plane debri. This video was only shown twice before taken off the air. The offical reports state the plane was incinerated on impact, for which if you watch Loose Change is not what happens during a plane crash. Also in Loose Change and in this video you will notice debri flying out of the building on the opposite side of the plane entry, that shoots out 6 times faster than the rest of the debri. Bombs, explosions, secondary explosions, explosive devices....how many more times do we need to hear these words being said by 9/11 witnesses before we start asking questions about what really happened on that awful day? This video shows that many actual 9/11 witnesses heard and saw explosions going off inside the towers, long before they actually fell. These witnesses include police, firemen and mainstream media reporters. And what is even more shocking is the fact that all of this has bee
Tuesday, December 4
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Tuesday, December 4: You big flirt, you! You're particularly great now at making others feel fabulous -- and getting them more and more interested in finding out more about you. Work that interpersonal magic!
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Today's Quote Whatever you are, be a good one. -Abraham Lincoln
Be Careful What You Wish For........you Just Might Get It!!!!
Be careful what you wish for........you just might get it!!!! A bloke walks into a bar, closely followed by an ostrich and a cat. He turns to the ostrich and says... "What'll you have?" "A lager please!" says the Ostrich. "And I'll have a double whiskey, but I'm not paying for it!!" adds the cat. So the guy orders, a pint of bitter, a pint of lager, and a double scotch, and pays for it. The following night, its the same all over again...."What'll you have?" "A lager please!" says the Ostrich. "And I'll have a double whiskey, but I'm not paying for it!!" adds the cat. So the guy orders, a pint of bitter, a pint of lager, and a double scotch, and pays for it. The barman and the regulars are a little intrigued by all this, and after the guy and his pets have left, they interrogate the barman, who is unable to shed any light. He decides to challenge the guy next time. The following evening, again the same scenario..."What'll you have?" "A lager please!" says the Ostrich. "A
Song Of The Day 12/03/07
laura nyro "i never meant to hurt you"
New Drink
New Drink A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .... in one second the shar
Pat & Stanley
GOOD MORNING
Random Thought
Sometimes people care more than they show, sometimes people pretend to care more than they do. Sometimes things aren't always what they seem, sometimes things are exactly what they seem. Sometimes we love people that don't deserve our love, and sometimes we don't love those who do. Sometimes we wish things were different, sometimes things will never change. Sometimes you lose good friends you wish you hadn't, sometimes you meet new friends you never expected. Sometimes you wish you were a different person, sometimes you do things to change yourself. Sometimes you want to love but are too scared, sometimes your fears get in the way of something wonderful. Sometimes things happen unexpectedly, sometimes things are all too predictable. Sometimes you should listen to what your heart says, sometimes you should listen to your intuition. Sometimes you lose people you love, sometimes you get hurt. Sometimes you believe you can do anything, sometimes you feel like a failure. Sometimes you pick
Sometimes.....
Sometimes....I feel so so small in this big old world....I feel as though I am being swallowed up.....eaten alive....nothing left but a shell....I try to be brave...I try to be strong...but somehow, it always manages to get me in the end.....Some days, if even for just a moment, I feel larger than life....I feel as though I have it all and then some...and without a second's notice....It all comes crashing down on me again...and I feel small once more....
Brainstorm!
OMFG!!!.....Germany's power metal band Brainstorm totally kicks ass!.......Their LP Metus Mortis is totally kick ass,particularly the song Meet me in the Dark!.....You need to go an check that shit out!....Peace out an much love!
Thinking Back
hey baby i been thinkin back to the day of when we met id like to fix things between us and im hoping that you have no regrets please tell me what to do and dont end this ever by saying we are through "tbc"
Iraq
So I just recently got back from Iraq one of many deployments. The main difference is this time when I got home my reason to return home was gone. I came home to an empty building where a family use to reside. Why I don't know She does but she isn't talking she just wants to pretend like nothing is wrong. Like maybe if we don't discuss it it will just go away. So I am moving on now is that someone i really want in my life? Oh well life goes on you meet new people some people will always be there and some won't eventually you find out who your real friends are.
Fubar Friends
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Irish Toasts To Friends & Family
Irish Toasts to Friends & Family May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door. There are good ships, and there are wood ships, The ships that sail the sea. But the best ships, are friendships, And may they always be. May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. Here’s to you and yours, And to mine and ours, And if mine and ours ever come Across you and yours, I hope you and yours will do As much for mine and ours, As mine and ours have done For you and yours! To live above with the Saints we love, Ah, that is the purest glory. To live below with the Saints we know, Ah, that is another story! May the lilt of Irish laughter lighten every load. May the mist of Irish magic shorten every road... And may all your friends remember all the favours you are owed! Here's to the land of the shamrock so green, Here's to each lad and his darlin colleen, Here
Christmas Joys.....angi Style!
So I'm sitting here looking through a book called: THE LITTLE BOOK OF CHRISTMAS JOYS In this book is a list of 432 ways to make this the best Christmas ever. I re-vamped it...Angi Style 1)Offer to carry someones packages Angi style: Take the packages and save yourself some money this holiday season! 2)Take your family and some neighborhood children ice skating Angi Style:Drill a hole in the ice and push the little bastards in! 3)Anonymously send someone who's wronged you a Chistmas card with a sincere wish for happiness and well-being Angi Style: A framed photo of me with the words "FUCK YOU" done all pretty-like in festive red and green glitter. 4)Put pebbles inside chidren's gift boxes so that when they shake them, they wont be able to guess what's inside. Angi Style: Point and laugh when the children open the packages to find they've been only given pebbles. 5)Learn the names of Santa's reindeer. Angi Style: Rename Santa's reindeer RimJob, Scat
Comment This Pic Plz!!
okay this is not a contest!!! i get fubucks for every comment so plz comment my pic! oh and while your there rate and fan fu daddy plz thanks
A New One I Wrote!
I have so much hurt inside, Sometimes I just want to die, I try and hide it with a smile, But that only lasts a little while, Is it right for me to feel this way, I have done nothing wrong, Yet my heart bleeds at a rampant pace, Will it ever stop? Will it ever slow? What on earth will ever stop the flow? I have done nothing to deserve this pain, All i do is want to love in vain, You say one day you love me with all your heart, Then the next you are ready to part, Why cant you make up your mind? Instead of playing with mine, I dont need this anymore! I will not do it again! My heart will only love one from now own, It is so sad it has come to this, But alas, that is the way it is!
Trapped
Trapped inside, Scared to run. Life used to be, So much fun. Scared to breathe, Alone in the dark. All I can hear, Is a dogs' bark. Thoughts of evil, Running through me head. It almost feels, As if I'm already dead. Come and save me, From the shadows in the night. Please just help me, Get back into the light. I can't hide, My fears of being alone. Some nights I'm stuck, Inside the Twlight Zone. Scared to trust, Alone in my house. The only sound is, Of a tiny mouse. I know you can save me, And pull me away. please just come get me, Somehow, someway. Tyler Montgomery 3 Dec 07
I'll Wait For You!
The snow in Montana was three feet high The lady at the counter said: There ain't no flights And so he called her on the telephone He said: I'll rent a car and I'll drive home And she said: I'll wait for you Like I did last year At Christmas time with your family here And your truck broke down out in San Antone And the gifts stayed wrapped until you got home Oh, this ain't nothin' new Sweetheart, I'll wait for you Now he's on his cell phone in a Coupe Deville Talkin' to the one he loves and always will His heart is breakin' 'cause she's there alone Her heart is achin' 'cause she wants him home She says: I'll wait for you like in '68 When our child was due, but I said, he'll have to wait Until his dad gets here and stands by my side Remember, Dear, our son's first cry Oh, this ain't nothin' new Sweetheart, I'll wait for you He didn't stop all day to eat a bite And he finally got there around midnight The doctor said, she's in a better place She said to give
12-3-2007
Daily Horoscope: Capricorn For December 3,2007 Your mind is definitely on work right now, but that doesn't mean you have to ignore everything else! It may be hard for you to give friends or family your full attention, but at least make the effort.
Key Climate Summit Opens In Bali
Key climate summit opens in Bali World governments are meeting for a key UN climate summit that will attempt to reach a deal on what should replace the Kyoto Protocol, which ends in 2012. Talks will centre on whether binding targets are needed to cut emissions. It is the first such meeting since the IPCC, a panel of leading scientists, concluded that climate change was "very likely" caused by human activity. The two-week gathering in Bali, Indonesia, will also debate how to help poor nations cope in a warming world. The annual high-level meeting, organised by the UN Framework Convention on Climate Change (UNFCCC), is under pressure to deliver a global agreement on how to cut rising greenhouse gas emissions. The IPCC says more heatwaves are very likely in the future IPPC's climate verdict Rachmat Witoelar, the Indonesian environment minister who was named president of the conference, pledged to do his best to deliver a deal. "Climate protection mu
My Girlfriends
Thoughts Of Love
There are times, That get you thinking. Why does love, Make you feel like your sinking. It drags you down, But you don't, Want to lose the feeling. I love you, With all of me being. Try to stay, Let way you are. Don't even change, If you become a star. I love you, Now, tomorrow, forever. So please don't leave me, Never ever ever. Tyler Montgomery 3 Dec o7
More Ramblez
Love is so very special Yet can make you feel so lost It can arrive just like the springtime And melt away like morning frost You must find ways to nurture Always grow your love with care Never ever take for granted The love that you both share Mistakes are bound to happen You may hurt each other's heart Yet don't give up to easily It will tear your love apart Love resembles a bright flame That lights a dark starry night Never ever let this flame burn down Rekindle with all your might Take a moment every day Look deep into each other's eyes Never hesitate to show affection Small gestures will keep a love alive Talk openly about your feelings Take time to show that you care Treasure each and every moment Because to find true love is rare
I Can Still Write
So I got a new computer and now spend more time on this site. The last and only time I posted a blog this site was Cherry something . . .not sure what though lol. I think today I will talk about the ability for everyone to fuck up on ebay lol. Let me explain. I love to rant. When I get worked up I'm told I'm slightly more than amusing so I decided to put a rant or three on youtube; the only problem is the fact that my webcam sucks ass. So I went to the biggest mall on Earth: E-Bay. I found a good camera for ten bucks. I'm happy. I bid . . .I win! Yay me. Problem is that I didn't bother to read where the guy lived . . . . . .London! Fucking fourty dollar shipping fee!!!!! DAMN THE POST OFFICE! It should be arriving this week sometime and when I post my first video I'll let anyone interested know. Just message or comment me to let me know. Or if not . . .don't worry 'bout it, it's not the end of the world or anything =)
Sudan Pardons Teddy Row Teacher
Sudan pardons teddy row teacher Teacher Gillian Gibbons is to be released from prison in Sudan after she was jailed for allowing children in her class to name a teddy bear Muhammad. Mrs Gibbons, 54, from Liverpool, was jailed for 15 days by a court in Sudan. Sudan's President Omar al-Bashir pardoned her after a meeting with two British Muslim peers, Lord Ahmed and Baroness Warsi. She was arrested after a member of staff at Unity High School complained to the Ministry of Education. The BBC's Adam Mynott said Mrs Gibbons is expected to be released later on Monday. The jailing of Mrs Gibbons has led to an international outcry and has embarrassed the government.
Any Bi Or Lesbian Women On Here??
I'm trying to find a bi/bi-curious/lesbian woman to chat with. Conversation doesn't have to be sexual. If anyone would like to talk, please message me or send them my way!!
Cutie Game
This is called the "CUTIE GAME" Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] No, I dont like you like that [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? Dont be scared to repost or see what people think of u!!!
Chemistry
How do you really know when there is "Chemistry" between you and another person? How do you know if it is really chemistry or if it is something else, such as wanting something you can't have, simply physical attraction, or just being lonely? What does "Chemistry" actually mean? Is it how well, your personalities interact, or is it how a person makes you feel when you are around them, or maybe there is something deeper, more spiritual? Well, I believe that "Chemistry" is actually a combination of all of those things and more. "Chemistry" to me signifies the interweaving of different aspects of feelings, both physical and spiritual/emotional of two individuals. Dictionary.com defines "Chemistry" in the following manner: 1. the science that deals with the composition and properties of substances and various elementary forms of matter. Compare element (def. 2). 2. chemical properties, reactions, phenomena, etc.: the chemistry of carbon. 3. the interaction of one per
Little Red Riding Hood
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I Am Grateful
when i sat down tonight i was thinking that i would write this entry on the bad evening that i had and basically vent some of my frustrations out, but after talking to a friend and sobbing a little, I decided that it should be about the things that I am grateful for ; afterall, no sense in putting bad out there into the world. Truthfully, when life gets ahrd it is easy to lose site of all the things in your life that are right and that make each day worth living...somehow it becomes all to easy to let the bad stuff pull you in and consume you. I have alot to be thankful for. I am thankful that i am alive and healthy and that I am even here to enjoy all the treasures that this life has given me. I have two beautiful, smart, funny, creative and very trying children that doctors told me that I would never have... each and every day they are my miracles. It is amazing how even just the sound of them breathing can calm me at times. How their smiles can erase my sadness and make me full of

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