I recieved this email, and after reading I just had to post it here. It is a good reply to all these annoying emails u recieve every day asking you to repost to all ur friends and ur dream will come true. I mean seriously, do people really think theres a wish fairy watching their emails to see if they repost??? ( by the way, i was guilty of this at one time too, but u gotto get wise sometime)
Dear friends
With The New Year upon us, I'd like to extend my heartfelt appreciation to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over
the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed and healthy.
Extra thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat crap in the glue on envelopes - because I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope.
Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
Because of your genuine concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because I know it can remove toilet stains, which is not exactly an appealing characteristic.
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with a nasty disease.
I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
I no longer go to shopping centres because someone might drug me with a cologne sample and rob me.
I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
I no longer worry about my soul because at last count, I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.
Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes
(not five and a half).
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl on the internet who has been in hospital, for like EVER.
I no longer have any money at all in fact - but that will change once I receive the $15,000 and a new mobile phone that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special on-line email programme.
Yes, I want to thank you all so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favour! If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diahorrea will land on your head at 5.00pm this afternoon. I know this will occur because
it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.
HAVE A GREAT 2008 !!
