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Twisted Lyrics . . . . We Wish You'd Get Out Of Our Way
We Wish You'd Get Out of Our Way (Sung to We Wish You a Merry Christmas) We wish you'd get out of our way We wish you'd get out of our way We wish you'd get out of our way In the parking structure Good tidings we bring To you and yours Unless you're in front of us At the cash register Repeat
Hey All Read This Blog(about Missletoe Contest)
Are you kissable? Let's find out who the MOST KISSABLE people are on Fubar! A new contest, only for Christmas, brought to you by the FuGraphics Gift Shoppe. NO RATES, NO COMMENTS, ONLY KISSES! Here is how to play... In order to enter, you must receive a personalized bough of mistletoe like the one below. Each bough counts as 1 kiss. The numbers will be changed with each bough that you receive, in order to match the number of times you've been gifted a mistletoe. On December 23rd, the male and female most often "Kissed" will each win 250,000 fubucks, a pimp-out, and an award tag to announce them as the MOST KISSABLE MAN/MOST KISSABLE WOMAN ON FUBAR. The Rules: 1. NO DRAMA. 2. When buying a kiss for someone, send me their FUBAR ID number or a link to their page. 3. You may purchase as many as you want. 4. Anyone attempting to alter the tags in order to cheat will immediately be disqualified from the game. I mark my tags in a way that I will recognize, so cheating isn't
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire (Sung to Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire) Chipmunks roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost ripping up your nose. Yuletide carolers being thrown in the fire, And folks dressed up like buffaloes. Everybody knows a turkey slaughtered in the snow, Helps to make the season right. Tiny tots with their eyes all gouged out, Will find it hard to see tonight. They know that Santa's on his way, He's loaded lots of guns and bullets on his sleigh. And every mother's child is sure to spy, To see if reindeer really scream when they die. And so I'm offering this simple phrase, To kids from one to ninety two. Although it's been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Fuck you!
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Police Navidad
Police Navidad (Sung to Feliz Navidad) Police Navidad Police Navidad Police Navidad Prospero Año y Policidad. I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas You got the right to remain silent I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the barrel of my gun. Police Navidad Police Navidad Police Navidad Prospero Año y Policidad. I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas You got the right to remain silent I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the barrel of my gun. We Wish You A Merry Christmas (Revised)
My Beloved Monster
Band : Eels Song & Lyrics : Eels My Beloved Monster and Me We go everywhere together. Wearing a raincoat that has four sleeves Gets us through all kinds of weather. She will always be the only thing. That comes between me and the awful sting. That comes from living in a world that's so damn ... mean My Beloved Monster is tough! If she wants she will distroy you. But if you lay her down for a kiss, Her little heart it could explode. She will always be the only thing. That comes between me and the awful sting. That comes from living in a world that's so damn ... mean La La La La La La La La
Not Me
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Ku Klux Klan???
The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family. "No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets. "The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Deck The Malls
Deck the Malls (Sung to Deck the Halls) Hit the malls with sticky fingers Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la 'Tis the season to be stealin' Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Don we now our free apparel. Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la Feel the ancient Yuletide peril Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Store detectives look for losers Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Grab the goods and hit the exit Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Follow me in guilty pleasure Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la While we rip off Yuletide treasure. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Fast away the booster passes Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la While the store cop passes gasses Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Puttin' goodies in our pockets Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la Can't afford the X-mas tchotchkas. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Wow!!! A Person On Fu Who Isn't Greedy!
This bulletin/blog is not to ask for money or beg for rates and comments. It is a HUGE thank you to someone who I just met 5 minutes ago. Without hesitation she helped me with no payment in mind, just to help another out. I know it is just Fubar and just virtual money, BUT it is the thought that matters! She has a heart of gold to do such a thing :D Go show this lady love and some holiday spirit :D She seems very kind and I am sure she will make a GREAT friend! JJ - Founder of Stiletto Girls and Member of The Sisterhood@ fubar
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Deck My Balls
Deck My Balls (Sung to Deck the Halls) Deck my balls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la, la la la. Tap the keg, inflate the dolly, Fa la la la la, la la la. Don we now our rubber panties, Fa la la la la, la la la. We're a bunch of twisted Santies, Fa la la la la, la la la. Naughty girls are such a treasure, Fa la la la la, la la la. These North Poles were made for pleasure, Fa la la la la, la la la. Fucked the elves, fucked all the reindeer, Fa la la la la, la la la. Fuck the cookies, bring us COLD BEER! Fa la la la la, la la la.
Attention All Dc Peeps!
40 Rules Men Wished Women Knew
40 Rules Men Wished Women Knew 1. If you think you might be fat, you are. Don't ask us. Just get your fat arse in a gym. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put the f*cker down. 3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. It causes arguments when we comment on it. 4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present.......again! 5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 6. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. 7. Anyone can buy condoms. 8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat. 9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. 10. Sunday = Football/Rugby/Any other sport. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 11. Shopping is not a sport. 12. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 13. You have enough clothes. 14. You have too many shoes. 15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Frosty The Cokehead
Frosty The Cokehead (Sung to Frosty, the Snowman) Frosty the cokehead was a crazed neurotic soul, With a big glass pipe and a vial of crack, And no sense of self control. Frosty the cokehead is an ubantale, they say, He is fond of snow but the dealers know That he came back for more each day. There must have been some poison in that last dime bag he got, For when he took his first big hit he dropped dead on the spot. O, Frosty the Cokehead Wanted to be as high as he could be And the dealers say He would pay and pay After he ripped off you and me. Frosty the cokehead doesn't worry anymore, Cuz when all is said, and your cold and dead, Then you never have to score.
Your Lucky Day In Hell
Band : Eels Song & Lyrics : Eels Mama gripped onto the milkman's hand and then she finally gave birth years go by still i don't know who shall inherit this earth and no one will know my name until it's on a stone this could be your lucky day in hell never know who it might be at your doorbell this could be your lucky day in hell waking up with an ugly face winston churchhill in drag looking for a new maternal embrace another tired old gag am i just a walking bag of chewed up dust and bones this could be your lucky day in hell never know who it might be at your doorbell this could be your lucky day in hell father theresa you can't make me into you i never wanna be like you why can't you see it's me you know it's time to let me go this could be your lucky day in hell never know who it might be at your doorbell this could be your lucky day in hell
Morphs
Hey all, I have been making morphs, if anyone wants one. Just let me know. So I can tell you how about sending the pics for it and all. Just let me know.
A Christmas Poem
A Christmas Poem 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I
Nsfw Pics
as im sitting here trying to redo all my pics i keep hearing "you have fubar mail" bc some freaking douchebag keeps marking the dumbest pics NSFW... i have an idea who it was and i blocked him!!! and then it all stopped!!! ME FLIPPING OFF A CAMERA IS NOT A NSFW PIC!!!!!!!!!! if you assholes dont like it -- then DONT LOOK plain and simple!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha Beat That!
ha guess which one is me in this video lol its not that hard lol the rest are in my stash if you want to see the rest of the video..
Dj Curse Fu Brother
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A Surprise.
i was thinking of surprising one of my besties with tickets to bon jovi and daughtry. bon jovi i can deal with because i've seen them before and i like them lots, but i know she wants to see daughtry bad, as does her father. i don't know. we'll see what i have left tomorrow but i'm sure i can do it. :D now i'm gonna torture her and not tell her til tomorrow.
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Silver Shells
Silver Shells (Sung to Silver Bells) City sidewalks, bloody sidewalks, slick with holiday gore, in the air there's a smell of explosives. Children wailing, people screaming, as they run for their lives, from the gunman who has taken the store. Silver bells, shotgun shells, It's Christmas time in the city. Rink ka-chink, hear them ring, Today is your last Christmas day.
Twisted Lyrics . . . . The Twelve Angry Days Of Xmas
The Twelve Angry Days of Xmas (Sung with the 12 Days of Christmas) On the first day of Christmas, my ex-love sent to me a vulture in a crabtree On the second day ... Two tons of mud On the third day ... three dead hens On the fourth day ... Four dying birds, On the fifth day ... Five bathtub rings On the sixth day ... Six geeks a-reading On the seventh day ... Seven sharks a-swimming On the eighth day ... Eight maids a-list'ning On the ninth day ... Nine lawyers suing On the tenth day ... Ten loonies alimony On the eleventh day ... Eleven pints of poison On the twelfth day ... Twelve drums of strychnine
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Twelve Days Of Christmas
Twelve Days of Christmas (Sung with the 12 Days of Christmas) On the first day home for Christmas, my mother said to me: You haven't got a decent thing to wear. On the second day home ... You've put on some weight. On the third day home ... You should get a job. On the fourth day home ... Visit your Aunt Rosie. On the fifth day home ... Still no girlfriend? On the sixth day home ... What's that in your suitcase? On the seventh day home ... You smoke marijuana. On the eighth day home ... Ester has two children. On the ninth day home ... Are you still on food stamps? On the tenth day home ... Herbie's getting married. On the eleventh day home ... Your life is a disaster. On the twelfth day home ... Both of us still love you.
Twisted Lyrics . . . . The Twelve Drugs Of Christmas
THE TWELVE DRUGS OF CHRISTMAS (Sung with the 12 Days of Christmas) On the first day home for Christmas, my true love gave to me: A Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD On the second day home ... 2 Hundred Reds On the third day home ... 3 Pounds of Grass On the fourth day home ... 4 Grams of Hash On the fifth day home ... 5 Valiums On the sixth day home ... 6 Joints of Smoking On the seventh day home ... 7 Whites a-Buzzing On the eighth day home ... 8 Spoons of Snorting On the ninth day home ... 9 Caps of dropping On the tenth day home ... 10 Peyote Buttons On the eleventh day home ... 11 Magic Mushrooms On the twelfth day home ... 12 Pints a-dripping
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Huff! The Nitrous Angels Sing
HUFF! THE NITROUS ANGELS SING (Sung to Hark, the Herald Angels Sing) NOS! The Herald Angels Sing Glory to the Whipped Cream King Peace on Earth and wah-wahs wild Suck it up in legal style Berkeley Farms and Redi-Whip Really gave us all a trip Lechter's sells 'em by the case Suck some down and lose your face NOS! The Herald Angels Sing Glory to the Whipped Cream King!
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Hark Satanic Santas Sing
HARK SATANIC SANTAS SING (Sung to Hark, the Herald Angels Sing) Hark Satanic Santas sing Sing about the naughty things Piece of ass, wicked and wild Come and touch me evil child Joyful all ye demons rise Terrorize the Christian skies With blasphemous hosts proclaim Glory to the Devil's reign Hark Satanic Santas sing Glory to the Devil's reign
Real Love Is Rare....but Here It Is.
I just read an article in this week's People magazine about retired Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Conner. She has to been married to her husband for 54 years, and retired a few years ago to take care of her husband who has been disgnosed with Alzheimer's disease 17 years ago. (So you can imagine it is pretty progressed) The article indicates he is at the stage where he has not really recognized her for awhile, and yet she continues to go visit him regularly. The article was about another little old lady in the assisted living facility that he lives in that he has fallen for. It described how when Sandra goes to visit her husband, the other lady sits with them and holds his hand, etc. And that she has accepted that he does not know SHE is his wife and that at least in this dark part of his life, he can have some sort of small piece of happiness. But she continues to visit him!! Imagine what that must be like for her. And yet her love for him is so strong that she just wants him to
Santa Rules
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This Is The Bulletin I Posted.....if U'r A Friend Please Read It If U Haven't Already
PLEASE REPOST BULLETIN ALL’S I AM ASKING IS FOR PEOPLE TO REPOST THIS. THIS ISN’T BULLSHIT, THIS IS THE REAL DEAL. MY FATHER WAS DIAGNOSED WITH TONGUE CANCER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR AND HAS BEEN FIGHTING SINCE. RADIATION TOOK IT DOWN AND IT CAME BACK BIGGER. HE HAS HAD A BLEED SEVERAL TIMES AND IT IS DIFFICULT TO REPAIR NOW BECAUSE IT IS TO CLOSE TO HIS BRAIN I'M ONLY ASKING FOR REPOSTS AND PRAYERS...I DON'T THINK THAS TO MUCH TO ASK ON THIS...DO YOU?? My father has been fighting since his first surgery in beginning of October; he has had six surgeries since. Has lost most his tongue due to this AND has a tracheotomy. HE has a feeding tube in his side and everytime they feed him he throws up, thats whats causing the bleed because it pushes up his stomach acids which sit in a pocket of his neck and it eats the artery even with the tubes that are trying to drain the stomach acids from that pocket....He keeps bleeding from that main artery which they have now wrapped with cow skin
Holidays
IT IS ALMOST THE WEEKEND.. JUST ONE MORE DAY, I AM HOPEIING TO GET MY CHRISTMAS TREE TOMARROW, GOT MOST OF ALL THE OTHER DECORATEING DONE. I AM STARTING TO GET EXCITED. I LOVE CHRISTMAS, IT IS A LITTLE STRESSFUL BECAUSE OF THE MONEY IT TAKES TO BUY FOR ALL THE KIDS BUT IT IS SO WORTH IT WHEN YOU WATCH THEIR FACES CHRISTMAS MORNING AS THEY RIP THEM ALL OPEN!!! I HOPE EVRYONE OUT THERE IN FUBAR LAND HAS A GREAT HOLIDAY AND ONE KICK ASS NEW YEAR...
A Baby Asked God
A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?" God said, "Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you." The child further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy." God said, "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy." Again the child asked, "And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?" God said, "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak." And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?" God said, "Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray." Who will protect me?" God said, "Your angel will defend you even if it means risk
Amy Winehouse-f**k Me Pumps
When you walk in the bar, And you dressed like a star, Rockin' your F me pumps. And the men notice you, With your Gucci bag crew, Can't tell who he's lookin' to. Cuz you all look the same, Everyone knows your name, And that's you whole claim to fame. Never miss a night, Cuz your dream in life, Is to be a footballers wife. You don't like players, That's what you say-a, But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire. You don't like ballers, They don't do nothing for ya, But you'd love a rich man six foot two or taller. You're more than a fan, Lookin' for a man, But you end up with one-nights-stands. He could be your whole life, If you got past one night, But that part never goes right. In the morning you're vexed, He's onto the next, And you didn't even get no taste. Don't be too upset, If they call you a skank, Cuz like the news everyday you get pressed. You don't like players, That's what you say-a, But you really wouldn't mind a milliona
My Sister - Who Is Just Learning How To Use Fubar!
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Twisted Lyrics . . . . Here Comes Some Santa Claus's
HERE COMES SOME SANTA CLAUS'S (Sung to "Here comes Santa Claus") Here comes a Santa Claus, There goes a Santa Claus Right down Michigan Ave! Many are weaving, some are heaving, that ones missing teeth!! Amidst the red suited whirlwind, one flashed my girlfriend, That just doesn't seem right. But as they say, it'll be OK, Coz Santa Claus came tonight! (pelvic thrust at "came tonight", repeat line/thrust)
Voodoo Dick
There was this bussinessman going away for a couple of weeks and he was worried that his wife would get horny and screw around on him. So he decided to go to a sex store and buy her a dildo. He arrived at the store and he looked at the toys and ask the store clerk if that was all he had. the clerk replied that he had a special toy he would like to show him. the clerk pulled out this really beautiful wooden box and opened it. the bussinessman said that looks like all the other dildos in here. oh no its very special. i call it the voodoo dick.watch and i'll show you how it works. the clerk said voodooo dick...door. the dildo rose up and flew to the key hole and started screwing the crap out of it. the door was shaking and the glass was cracking. the clerk said voodoo dick ...box. it flew back to box. the bussinessman said i'll take it. the clerk said he didn't want to sell it. so they haggled over it and the clerk finally said he would sell it for $700.00. the bussinessman said he woul
Twisted Lyrics . . . . We Are The Santa Rampage
WE ARE THE SANTA RAMPAGE (Sung to "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") We are the Santa Rampage, We are the Santa Rampage, We are the Santa Rampage, Now give us some Beer! We want some Beer Pudding, We want some Beer Pudding, We want some Beer Pudding, But we'll settle for Beer. We won't go until we get some. We won't go until we get some. We won't go until we get some. Have we mentioned the beer?!
Twisted Lyrics . . . . You Better Watch Out
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT (Sung To "Santa Claus is Coming to Town") You better watch out, get out if you can. A red suited menace is sweeping the land. Coz Santa Clauses are coming to town. Get out of the way of our fake black boots. We're flooding the city with cheap red suits! Santa Clauses are coming to town We know what you've been up to. You've made the naughty list. So cut us in for our fair share, you don't want these Santas Pissed OOHHHH, get out of the way of our red suited wave Is this anyway for St Nick to behave. When Santa Clauses HAVE COME TO TOWN!!!
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Just Another Santa Rampage
JUST ANOTHER SANTA RAMPAGE (Sung to "Winter Wonderland") Drunken Santas, will be reelin. No pain will they be feelin! Red suits will be stained, from the booze that they've drained. Just another Santa Rampage!! You can tell, they've been drinking, Pretty soon, they'll be stinkin Drunk as a mule, with a beard full of drool Just another Santa Rampage!! Have you ever seen this many Santas? Stumblin and a' lookin like a fool? Don't you wish that you could be a Santa? Smokin and a' drinkin, being cool? Why we're out here, is Just Because! We are rebels, with a Claus. So grab a suit and beard. Come on and get weird Join us on a Santa Rampage!!
Don't Do This!!!!
My friends are fond of saying that my last words on this earth will be something akin to, "hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this!" Well, I have outdone myself once again. No doubt you will see this true story chronicled in a LifeTime movie in the near future. Here goes: Last weekend I spied something at Larry's Pistol and Pawn that tickled my fancy. (Note: Keep in mind that my fancy" is easily tickled. I had gone into the Star Market to pick up some milk yesterday and I bought a super-ball in the checkout line -- 50 cents. What a bargain! It tickled my fancy--still does. That thing bounces soooooo high, and it has provided me with hours of entertainment. It just doesn't get any better than that, now does it?). I'm so easily distracted. That dang super-ball is so much fun. So what were we talking about? Oh yeah, I bought something really cool at Larry's Pistol and Pawn last Saturday. The occasion was my 44th birthday and I was looking for a little something extra cool. What
Blonde Guy Joke
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait! An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Let It Flow
LET IT FLOW (Sung to Let It Snow) The weather outside is frightful, but the beer inside's delightful. And since we've no place to go, Let it Flow, Let it Flow, Let it Flow! Oh we show no signs of stopping, and now we're really hopping. And the lights are turned way down low. Let it Flow, Let it Flow. Let it Flow!! When we finally drink it dry, how we hate going back to the store. Maybe we'll just get high, and all fall asleep on the floor!! Oh the party is slowly dying. And our friends have all stopped buying. Now my bladder really wants to know. Where to go, Where to go, Where to go???
Lindsay Is My Niece Too
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My Niece Becca
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Everyone Needs To Read This.....
HERE IS THE LINK TO THE PERSON DOIN THE MISSLETOE CONTEST http://fubar.com/user.php?u=1037258&friend=1037258 PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE BLOG BEFORE YOU ORDER OR ASK ME QUESTIONS :) THANK YOU!! Are you kissable? Let's find out who the MOST KISSABLE people are on Fubar! A new contest, only for Christmas, brought to you by the FuGraphics Gift Shoppe. Here is how to play... In order to enter, you must receive a personalized bough of mistletoe like the one below. Each bough counts as 1 kiss. The numbers will be changed with each bough that you receive, in order to match the number of times you've been gifted a mistletoe. On December 23rd, the male and female most often "Kissed" will each win 250,000 fubucks, a pimp-out, and an award tag to announce them as the MOST KISSABLE MAN/MOST KISSABLE WOMAN ON FUBAR. The Rules: 1. NO DRAMA. 2. When buying a kiss for someone, send me their FUBAR ID number or a link to their page. 3. You may purchase as many as you want. 4. A
Meet My Niece Stephanie!
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Can't Decide...slc Or Ogden For Case Break?
Have ta find a best buy asap... Need a battery and charger for my camera...seemed to have left the damn thing in higley az. at my friends house....deet da de... Ogden is a 155 miles from where we are drillin and i don't think SLC is much farther... Help me decide... DW
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Someday I Suppose
There was a place And the name of the place escapes me When I can't rememeber It irritates me Could be I can't remember Could be I choose to not, Let's move the song along And try to find the plot There was a girl and I don't know her name either She gave me love and I swore I'd never leave her If I did I'd come back someday and find her Maybe I will I should write down a reminder One day! One day who knows Someday I suppose There was a verse that I was gonna write I haven't yet But there's still a chance I might An open book That I still want to close I'll find the time Someday I suppose A place and time, I wanna be and spend a storyline That's happy in the end Plans are made with promises so certainly uncertain I can't wait to set things straight before they close the curtain One day! One day who knows Someday I suppose The more I sort things out The more it gets distorted I sort of think I'm better off just leaving it unsorted The more I try to change
Question For You Smart Ppl Out There
ok so how do you change a photo that you have from bitmap to jgp?
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Az Trip....
Well the week in az went well....however i had a few issues with the not so HD 2500. Snapped a tierod the first night...and on halloween as i pulled into flagstaff i smoked the transfer case... Guess it was my turn for a run of bad luck... Currently stuck on stalag 13 outside kemmerer wyoming...this is a long jaul well...90-120 days. Just finished surface and it'll be caseing break in a few hours...yehaa...i can escape. DW
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Oomph!-das Letzte Streichholz
sie küsste sanft ihr liebstes spielzeug bevor sie es zerbrach dann schlich sie sich voll dunkler sehnsucht ins kalte schlafgemach sie holte leis das letzte streichholz aus vaters schrank hervor "warum hast du mir nie geholfen?" schrie sie in mutters ohr "ich hoffe, dass wir uns nie wiedersehn!" "damit ihr wisst, wie es ist in der hölle zu sein damit ihr wisst, wie es ist nach erlösung zu schrein nur deshalb komm ich zurück mit flammendem blick ich nehm das letzte streichholz und verbrenne eure schöne heile welt" sie kochte sich die letzte mahlzeit bevor sie sich erbrach dann spuckte sie voll teifer abscheu ins schwarze schlafgemach "ich hoffe, dass wir uns nie wieder sehn!" "damit ihr wisst, wie es ist in der hölle zu sein damit ihr wisst, wie es ist nach erlösung zu schrein nur deshalb komm ich zurück mit flammendem blick ich nehm das letzte streichholz und verbrenne eure welt" "wisst ihr jetzt, wie die hölle wirklich ist wisst ihr jetzt, wie
Friend Vampire Serie (in Love)
My English Paper....
Caley Cook October 20, 2007 Love Conquers All, or does it? Writers use themes to set the scene for every type of literature there is from informative to narrative. Although different views are expressed in A Midsummer Night's Dream, by William Shakespeare, the most prevalent is that of love and the effect is has on us all one such example of this theme at play is in Act 1, scene 1 lines 232-239, "Things base and vile, folding no quantity, Love can transpose to form and dignity: Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind: Nor hath Love's mind of any judgment taste; Wings and no eyes figure unheedy haste: And therefore is Love said to be a child, Because in choice he is so oft beguiled." To fully appreciate Shakespeare’s quote from you must dissect it into small pieces and examine them closer to recognize the full scope the writer used in describing Love and the effects it has. When Helena speaks lines 233 and 234 she is telli
I Think It Might Have Helped?
It has been a long day and it is only noon. What does that mean exactly? I took my 15 year old son to his appointment to meet with the therapist. Not something he was wanting to do but it was needed. He got really mad when he saw that he had to fill out some forms and then when his Dad showed up, it made him even madder. So he filled out the form saying yes to everything instead of really filling it out. I told the therapist that. He did not want to talk to her so Peter and i talked to her alone and then Anthony talked to her by himself and even though he said it was a waste of time, I do think it accomplished something. He was mad walking out of the hospital and it was a very long appointment, 2 hours! I told him I would not talk to him as long as he kept on acting rude to me. So we got in the car. Peter got in his and he went back to work. Most of the ride home was in silence but then Anthony just started talking to me normal. He seemed to get out of his angry mood
The Science Of Selling Yourself Short
I've come to my senses, That I've become senseless, I could give you lessons on how to ruin your friendships, Every last conviction, I smoked them all away, I drank my frustrations down the drain, out of the way, So I sit and wait and wonder, " Does anyone else feel like me?" Someone so tired of their routines and disappearing self-esteems, I'll sing along, Yeah with every emergency, Just sing along, I'm the king of catastrophies, I'm so far gone, That deep down inside I think it's fine by me, I'm my own worst enemy I could be an expert on co-dependency, I could write the best book on underage tragedy, I've been spending my time at the local liquor store, I've been sleeping nightly on my best friends kitchen floor, So I sit and wait and wonder, " Does anyone else feel like me?" I'm so overdosed on apathy and put down on sympathy Let the meaning slip away Lost my faith in another day, Self deprication seems okay, I never thought I'd make it anyway I'm
In Other News....
there's jameson shots in the gifts. i've been waiting for those forever! Jameson is my drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D so... who wants a jameson shot?
Leave Me Presents Please. :)
Holy Shit!
The legendary Candye Kane is returning to the Northwest tomorrow night!!!! She will be playing in Bellingham at the Wild Buffalo...tix are $12! The show starts at 8pm with Baby Gramps opening!!! If I can pull the tix moolah outta my ass in the next two days, I will be there!!!! Check her out....she's SOO kick ass! www.candyekane.com www.myspace.com/candyekaneband
Things I Have Learned
THINGS I HAVE LEARNED LIVING IN Kentucky: Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Kentucky. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Kentucky plus a couple no one's seen before. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. Onced and twiced are words. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy. People actually grow and eat okra. Fixinto is one word. There is no such thing as "lunch." There is only dinner and then there is supper. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you." DJeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them. YOU KNOW YOUR FR
Oomph! Feat Nina Hagen-fieber
Steck mir den Finger in den Hals Steck mir den Finger in den Hals Steck mir den Finger in den Hals Bis ich - bis ich - bis ich mich übergeben kann Drück mir die Klinge an den Hals Drück mir die Klinge an den Hals Drück mir die Klinge an den Hals Bis ich - bis ich - bis ich dich überleben kann Spürst du die Seele, das Fieber, die Macht? Spürst du die Sehnsucht, das Fieber, die Nacht? Spürst du die Seele, das Fieber, die Macht? Spürst du die Sehnsucht, das Fieber - heut´ nacht? Steck mir den Finger in den Hals Steck mir den Finger in den Hals Steck mir den Finger in den Hals Bis ich - bis ich - bis ich mich übergeben kann Leg mir die Schlinge um den Hals Leg mir die Schlinge um den Hals Leg mir die Schlinge um den Hals Bis ich - bis ich - bis ich dich überleben kann Spürst du die Seele, das Fieber, die Macht? Spürst du die Sehnsucht, das Fieber, die Nacht? Spürst du die Seele, das Fieber, die Macht? Spürst du die Sehnsucht, das Fieber - heut´ nacht? Sp
You Talked About Eyes, Made This One!
Man In Black
I dream of man in black He stands above me and I am the snack His eyes look through me and he sees my soul He reaches for my hand and we take the stroll Into the dark where he now resides Into the shadows where he hides And now he’s bringing me- What will he do? Hopefully what I want him to His skin like porcelain, smooth and cold And I desire to be in his hold He makes love to me with only his stare And my brain knows that I must beware My body however needs him deep Only one of his kind could creep Into a person this way I’m not just lust, I am prey With his eyes locked on mine, he embraces my fruit His cold fingers slide in me, and his mouth in pursuit Of the pulsing flows of life in me He needs to drink, and I will agree His hands quickly moving inside He tastes me now and I enjoy the ride I feel the pain and it’s more than good I want him so much more than I should Giving of me means marking my death Losing my sun, and losing my breath He feels so good I
Lol
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)ExtremeLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Beer Warning
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of the
A Real Cowboy
A REAL COWBOY An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am," replied the cowboy. After a short while he asked her what she was. "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women," said the young woman. A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
Naughty Survey
[b][i]naughty survey[/i][/b] by [url=http://www.pimp-my-profile.com/users/pascaltime/]pascaltime[/url] [i]when was the last time you did the dirty deed?:[/i] last night [i]was it with someone on your friend list?:[/i] no [i]how was it?:[/i] amazing [i]would you do it again?:[/i] ofcourse [i]is there anyone else on your friend list you would conider?:[/i] yesss [i]do they know?:[/i] prob [i]are they friends with the person you last did it with?:[/i] nope [i]do you make noise during?:[/i] always [i]are you blushing?:[/i] nahh [i]fav postion?:[/i] doggy or on top [i]do you own porn?:[/i] yep [i]whats better a good kisser?or a good lay?:[/i] a little of both [i]what do you wear to bed?:[/i] boxers [i]handcuffs?:[/i] i own them :P [i]video?:[/i] not really [i]do you have a signature move?:[/i] lol, i dunno [i]would you rather be in love with the person you have sex with?:[/i] ye ^^ [i]have you ever had sex with someone and their friends?:[/i] lol, ye
Laid Off...
so i just found out today that will be getting laid off from one of my babysitting jobs next week until chase's daddy can go back to work.. so less money coming in on my end.. so i'm gonna take a new babysitting job.. the people that live next to us just had a baby.. she wants me to watch a baby boy for a few days or so.. so that will help with more money coming in.. but i'm gonna miss chase i know he is 1 almost 2 and drives me crazy sometimes but i love him he is pretty much my nephew.. i hate it when people get laid off around christmas but hey what can you do... yeah i found all this out today when i called blake on his lunch break to see what he wanted me to lay out for dinner before i came over here to wait for the girls to get off the bus... blake works with his brother in law which is chase's daddy.. i mean i'll have chase some during the week when rodger has to do other things but i won't get paid the full week.. but oo well what can you do... :)
Bouncer
CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THIS FUCKING STUPID ASS BOUNCER DOES OTHER THEN ANNOY US???????
Leave Me A Pressie :p
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A Cowboy In A Gay Bar ( Joke )
A Cowboy in a Gay Bar A cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink. "The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' that guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' "The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" the fella proudly replies, "'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'" A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the t
Kings And Queens
Well take it easy While the world goes crazy As it's just another day And we've all been through the mangle And our pockets are empty But we'll live like kings and queens Hear the choirs of noise sing Take a load off my mind soothe me Live like kings and queens Well easy sleazy In and out and back again Feel a power running through me And i'm alive and kicking I accept submission To the pleasures of the flesh And the joy of pain Satisfy me satisfy Live like kings and queens I said: "take it easy "Sanity has come" I can never undo The wrong of the beginning There's so many hungry But i'm gonna turn a blind eye 'Cos i've got to live now Rejoice and kill your heart 'cos i say... Live like kings and queens
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Fun And Games...
Rules: Each Player of this game starts by writing 6 weird habits or things about themselves. The people who get tagged need to blog their own 6 weird things or habits as well as state the rules clearly. In the end you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment in their comment section that says that they are tagged and that tells them to read your blog section. 1. i eat ice almost constantly. don't know why...just some wierd oral fixation...I LOVE CRUNCHING ICE! yummy :P 2. i can't help but be lonely and totally anti-social at the same time. why is it that i yearn for closeness, yet shut myself away from everyone i know? 3. i enjoy watching porn. 4. nothing makes me happier than making people happy. 5. i fear growing old more than i do death. 6. instead of singing the words...i'll sing the guitar parts of songs.
Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED * 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? * 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings ARE Disoriented * 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas * 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me * 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... * 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me * 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire * 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why * 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? * 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
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Cajun Pork Chops
INGREDIENTS * 1/4 cup all-purpose flour * 1 tablespoon paprika * 1 teaspoon ground sage * 1 teaspoon Creole seasoning * 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper * 1/2 teaspoon black pepper * 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder * 4 (1/2 inch thick) boneless pork chops * 2 teaspoons olive oil DIRECTIONS 1. Place flour, paprika, sage, Creole seasoning, cayenne pepper, black pepper, and garlic powder in a large, resealable plastic bag. Place pork chops in the bag, seal, and shake to coat chops. 2. In a large skillet, heat oil over high heat for about 1 minute. Arrange chops in pan, and reduce heat to medium. Cook until pork chops are dark brown, about 6 to 8 minutes per side. Note Turn heat down a little if chops are browning too fast, and increase cooking time by a couple of minutes per side.
I Will Be Having Surgery Next Wednesday !!!!!!!!
I go tomorrow to have pre op tets done before i have surgery next wednesday morning.....I have been thru a long summer of Drs and tests and i was getting sick of it so ..when i went to the woman dr yesterday he told me he was gonna give me a complete and total hysterectomy..... I was soooo Happy when they called and have it scheduled for 11am Dec 5, 2007 !!!!!!!!I will be in hosp overnight i know maybe a little longer not sure guess it depends on how it goes ....But i should be painfree soon yea ...please leave me som love :) i'll need it now and when i get back .....thx so much love to all my friends,Family and fans .... Penny
Bleeding Heart Disease
How money polluted my mind Dough what our lives are lived for Rae just a crazy aussie Me the generation forges on Fodder for corporations Sewwing our lips together LA such a nice place to get shot But don't forget the T it Follows liber in the the constitution Following the part about pursuit of happiness the bi product of colonial precious metal mine extracts which brings us back to dough Today I saw a kid torture a cat Too much leisure teenage Norman Rockwell paints it black! How did the chain get started More is what everyone wants Neydy is what none of us are Cooperation died last night Ruptured bleeding heart foresight Me, I'm just a loo So don't expect the best you won't be disappointed when you take A bite and watch the worm crawl back inside. Don't belive the fairy tales of million dollar happiness, Los Angelestic lifestyles chardanay The pursuit of million dollar happiness Million dollar happiness was killed we watched it bleed, Some sa
Hmmmm.....
I'm lookin at you lookin at me souls intertwined lost as can be no one else around there is no sound but two hearts beat as one you take a deep breath mine is gone warmth of our bodies together your strength my soft touch never wanna let go no words spoken yet so much is said Fantasy fills our minds is it yours or is it mine pleasure all over and throughout kisses are delicious passion is no doubt my body is trembling with every touch pulsating muscles wrapped around you nibbling my bottom lip no way are we through grabbing the sheets posting against the wall can't get enough i want it all close my eyes when your deep inside arching my back tightening my thighs bodies glistening with sweat you got me all warm & wet with one arm you pull me up i wrap my legs around and you grab my hips for a good pump nails in your back my hand thru your hair a kiss on the neck
Pork Chops With Blue Cheese Gravy
NGREDIENTS * 2 tablespoons butter * 4 thick cut pork chops * 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper, or to taste * 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder, or to taste * 1 cup whipping cream * 2 ounces blue cheese, crumbled DIRECTIONS 1. Melt butter in a large skillet, over medium heat. Season the pork chops with black pepper and garlic powder. Fry the chops in butter until no longer pink and the juices run clear, about 20 to 25 minutes. Turn occasionally to brown evenly. 2. Remove chops to a plate and keep warm. Stir the whipping cream into the skillet, loosening any bits of meat stuck to the bottom. Stir in blue cheese. Cook, stirring constantly until sauce thickens, about 5 minutes. Pour sauce over warm pork chops.
Volunteer Job...details Below
volunteer job....details below i am going to need a helper once Ed leaves...sex is NOT an option...in order to be a helper: 1. You must have your own vehicle or access to one 2. Be willing to go out in the middle of the night sometimes for groceries 3. Able to take me to doctor's appts as well as to the store 4. Spend time with me during the day sometimes this is a non-payable job though i will help with gas....i get my own money twice a month and need to be able to get food and sundries....i use a cane and/or a walker.....and you will need to be patient and also be able to help me in and out of a car....AND here is the biggie i will need to hold onto to your arm when we are not at the house.... in return i offer my friendship and i will get you a couple of things at the store....i will NOT cheat on Ed so please don't expect hugs and kisses and above all DO NOT EXPECT SEX! anyone interested?
Not So Quick Fubar Rant
PART ONE ok, so I have been on this site awhile now and it never seems to amaze me on childish mentality of people on here. Maybe I am not getting the full FUBAR experience because I refuse to pay money to this site. Maybe it is because does it really matter if I am a FUBAR FRESHMEAT or a FUBAR FUBERLORD? What do you get in the end besides a lighter bank account? Everyone keeps telling me (like I don't already know) that I need to do a salute to level up. DUHHHHH!!!! If I cared about all of this and wanted to level up I would have done so months ago. I have my face pics private for a reason (see PART TWO for more on pics). Why would I want to do a salute and put it out there? Come on people get over it! Why don't you actually try to get to know the people on here instead of begging random stangers for "Bombing on your contest pic" The winner gets what? A FUBAR keg? Whooo freaking doooo! Unless someone is delivering a nice frosty cold keg to my front door, I could care les
Cowboy
Every part of a cowboy's outfit has a purpose.Every part of a cowboy’s outfit has a purpose. Many people today wear western clothes because they like the style. Cowboys and cowgirls choose clothes for their usefulness. In the late 1800s, many cowboys lived outdoors. They carried all of their supplies on a horse. They needed useful, durable clothes for life in the wilderness. A cowboy used his hat, or “Stetson,” for many things. (John B. Stetson invented the felt cowboy hat.) A cowboy’s hat kept rain from his neck and sun from his face. Oats for horses could be put inside. Hats could hold water for drinking or putting out fires. A cowboy could wave his hat as a signal. People could tell by a cowboy’s hat where he came from. Men from rainy areas wore hats with a deep crease in the crown. The crease let water drain off easily. In windy areas cowboys wore hats with a low crown. They were less likely to get blown off by the wind. Cowboys from sunny places needed hats with wide bri
Not For Kids
[] Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. [] [] MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. [] JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. [] SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you dumb #$%!" [] HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. [] HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. [] GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play,
Screws
My husband was talking about putting stuff together at the store the other night. Another guy was back there and they decided he should help with assembling, especially since he liked putting things together. The tables had to have screws put into them but the holes had little plastic coverings to protect them during shipment. The coverings had to be removed before you put the screws in. The other guy didn’t remove the plastic before trying to insert the screw. As he told this story, the double entendres got deep. Or not deep, perhaps, since the other guy could not get the screw to go in. My son (16) was listening and he started laughing at some of it. Then hubby said, “He didn’t even look, just started screwing. He tried and tried and tried, but couldn’t get it in anyway at all.” I started laughing and said, “Sometimes it might work better that way for him.” Son said, “Mom, you aren’t supposed to be talking that way. Guys do but women don’t” Little does he know….
If You Want Some 11s From Me Help Me Get My Vip
if you help me out ill be sure to rate you 11s when i reach my goal but you have to do more then 1 comment for me I NEED 40,000 COMMENTS IN 6 WEEKS IF YOU ARE MY FRIENDS WHO I TALK TO EVERYDAY ON HERE YOU KNOW HOW TRUE I AM TO MY WORD AS I HELPED YOU ALL OUT WHEN YOU ALL NEEDED IT NOW ITS MY TURN SO COME AND HELP ME HAVE FUN WITH ALL OF YOU
Christmas Pick-up Lines
Top Ten Santa Pick-Up Lines 1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? 2. Wanna see my 12-inch elf? 3. I've got something special in the sack for you! 4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip? 5. I know when you've been bad or good - so let`s skip the small talk, sister! 6. Some of my best toys run on batteries... (wink wink) 7. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it ...) 8. I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do you? 9. Screw the "nice" list--I`ve got you on my "naughty" list! 10. Wanna join the "Mile High" club? Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines 1. "I'm down here" 2. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy" 3. "I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi" 4. "I can get you off the naughty list" 5. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys" 6. "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra." 7. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking o
The Sweet Taste Of Love
The Sweet Taste Of Love The sweet taste of love Still lingers in my mind A succulent tasty morsel A treasure worth its find A wet and juicy fruit That fills my mouth with joy Like candy to a baby An edible sexy toy With nectar sweet as honey A syrup of flowing silk Like a bubbly kind of lava As smooth as warm clear milk It breathes with scented oils Like a flower in the mist And blossoms when caressed By the feel of a lover's kiss A dessert at its very best When embraced with lots of love I know I'll never get enough Of this treat I'm thinking of
Don't Believe Everything Someone Tells You!!!
At the end of the day when nothing could have gotten any worse. I stop and think. No nothing could get any better. I have you in my life. Everything that has gone wrong dissapears and I can rest easy. Knowing that, my life feels complete. I couldn't ask for anything else. Everyday I wake up I know it's one day closer to being with you. I have dreams of our future. An eternity of love. An everlasting bond thar can never be broken. A paradise that becomes reality. When we come together, the world is going to take a step back and just be amazed by us. As well as I. I want to be the man that stands by your side at every moment that you need me. I will be the man that goes to the battle of life with you and stand at your front line. There will never be anything that stands in my way when it comes to my babygirl. Our lives might change but my love for you never will. When i'm with you my heart speaks so fluent. It's a voice i
So Aggrevated
Just got a text from one of my besties. Before she didn't have money to shop for Christmas so she insisted I don't get more than one gift for her and just by for her son; my nephew. HOW THE HELL IS IT that the bitch has gotten me 6 gifts already? I've got three birthdays coming up before Christmas! My nephew and my dad and my brother. I'm so fucking pissed right now. I wanna put my fist thru a damn wall. *EXHALE*
What's This Life For??
How do we as people spend our lives? Do we go out & make things happen, or do we sit waiting for things to happen to us? Good Questions...Huh???!!! Well all I know is my life. At first I flew by the seat of my pants! I got out there & grabbed life by the horns, and did what I could to get the Full Experience!!! I was an Adventurer!!! Then as I got older I realized ...Everything & Everyone had a Price!! The question was..."What was my price?" So I slowed down to take a good look around....A Good Look! I realized my Price is Happiness!! Everything & Everyone that has ever made me Happy had come at a Price....and that Price was Time!! My happiness is always a short lived one...No matter what or whom it is. After awhile it makes you wonder...What is your True Purpose? I'm starting to believe mine is somewhat of a Muse! I'm here to Inspire & Help people with different parts of their Lives!! From each of these people I take a Lesson...a Greater Knowledge that is taken into me. It lay
I Will Survive (remix)
SING IT GIRLS!!! Song: I will survive (remix) At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My s*x life's gonna thrive! I will always have good s*x, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
Tennisgirl1978 Vip Giveaway
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My Christmas Tree...buy Me A Gift, Please!!
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Before or on the 4th of December, my cable will be cut due to not being able to pay. And that includes tv and phone along with internet.....my life line to searching for jobs. So if a miracle does not happen soon, I will see you when/if I can get the computer back on line. This is my horoscope here today...BullSh*t!! You're feeling increasingly confident about some aspect of your work or family life -- and with good reason! It may be that you're moving in a new direction that will only make life easier.
Friendship
I have learned... that nobody is perfect... until you fall in love. I have learned... that life is hard... but I am harder! I have learned... that opportunities should not go wasted. Those which you let go... someone else will take advantage of. I have learned... that when you feel rancor and sadness, happiness goes in the other direction. I have learned... that you should always use good/kind words... because tomorrow you could end up eating them. I have learned... that a smile is an economic way of improving your appearance. I have learned... that I can't choose how I feel... but I can always do something about it. I have learned... that when your newborn baby holds your finger in his little hand, he has latched onto you for life. I have learned... that everybody wants to live on top of the mountain... But happiness and growth occur during the climb. I have learned... that you should enjoy the journey and not only think about the destination. I have learned... that it is be
How Could I Let This Happen To You
ive stressed you out beyond belief and now your in the hospital lookin for answers and trying to get some relief i am sorry for what ive done i never meant to hurt my number one so as i type this on my page i do it while not feeling so well im the one who should be put through hell :( i hope you can forgive me but i wouldnt blame if you dont i wish youd call me but you probably wont but then i truly dont deserve it not the least little bit
Thoughts
im hiding out in the basement of my mind , it's cold an dark in here just what i thought i'd find
Passion's Flames
Passion's Flames A touch, soft and tender. A whisper, full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender As passion fuels the fire No words spoken between them No promises to be kept No lies being told tonight No looking back - no regrets Longing to hold each other Such precious little time Both vowed to another Being lonely their only crime Tomorrow bringing sorrow A brief moment of shame With the memory of this one night A release from passion's flames
My Christmas Tree...
Needs More Points
can anyone tellme the ways of geting more i mexed out my rates for today lol
Just Let Me Go...
Its Over and Done... We are no Longer One... You Replaced Me & Moved On... I Finally was Able to Let You Go!!! So why can't I Fully be Free... I'm still Haunted by our Memories... Once upon a time i was Happy... I was such a Fool to ever Believe!!! A Fairy-Tale and Blinded Bliss... Started by Words and Kindness... Followed by a Journey greeted with a Kiss... How was i to know we would end up Like This!!! I Gave you Everything when i gave you my Heart... Forever with me despite us being apart... Always on my mind even from the very Start... I was your Lady and you were my Knight!!! I gave you my Word and Stood at your Side... When bended knee & asked me to be your Bride... Hope in Hearts & Stars in Eyes hand in hand Dreams were built and started our life & took it in Stride!!! But as Always everything good must end... I lost you as my Companion... I lost my Best Friend... Your Love wilted like
I Have A Confession To Make
yep you have been Rick Rolled
Fast Taco Soup
Fast Taco Soup It's a fiesta in a bowl! If you like a little spicy heat, add a seeded, chopped jalapeno along with the beef or a pinch of chili powder along with the taco seasoning. Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 1 tablespoon olive oil * 1 pound lean ground beef * 1 can corn, drained * 1 (15-ounce) can dark red kidney beans (do not drain) * 4 cups low-sodium tomato juice * 1 package taco seasoning * Tortilla chips, for garnish * Shredded cheese, for garnish Directions: Heat the oil in a medium skillet over medium-high heat. Add the beef and cook until no longer pink and starting to brown. Drain well and set aside. Meanwhile, combine the remaining ingredients except the garnishes in a large pot and bring to a boil. Add the hamburger to the pot and simmer for about 10 minutes. Serve with crushed tortilla chips and shredded cheese.
Calling All Graphic Designers, Webmasters, And Flash Animators!‏
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Dragonforce!
I love this band Dragonforce!.....They totally kick ass on guitars an their vids rock too!...You should check out their LP:Inhuman Rampage.....Ya can't miss with it,I promise!....Rock on dudes an dudettes!....Much love!
My Photo's
Hi Ladies and how are you? I just wanted to say hi and that I am an exhibitionist (albeit a nice one). I mention sometimes to rate and comment on my photo's. The ratings do not mean much really. However, it lets me know you've dropped by and checked out my photo's. I know my photo's are not for everyone. For the Ladies that enjoy nude men I hope you enjoy :)
Writings On The Wall...
If i had one wish What would it be??? Eternal Happiness... You and me One night one star Why is it you're so bright??? I wonder who you are... My internal guiding light Why do i wish with my mind shouldn't it come from my heart??? prefer reason than to be blind... I should have known from the start If i had one wish what would it be??? a better life for you & me... Eternal Happiness
Spaghetti And Eggs
Spaghetti and Eggs Who wants to cook an involved meal the night before Thanksgiving? This fun and tasty pasta entree will have you out of the kitchen in just about no time. Credit: Almost Vegetarian Entertaining by Diana Shaw Servings: 2 to 3 Ingredients: * 4 eggs * 3 tablespoons milk (nonfat, low-fat or regular) * 1/4 to 1/3 cup cheese (Parmesan, cheddar or Romano) * 10 ounces spaghetti, or any pasta (such as penne rigate, farfalle or fusilli) * 2 teaspoons extra-virgin olive oil or unsalted butter * Salt and ground black pepper, to taste Optional ingredients (mix and match to taste) * 1/4 cup minced smoked salmon * 1/3 cup minced tomato * 1/2 teaspoon grated garlic * 1/4 cup minced scallion or mild onion * 1/4 cup minced fresh mixed herbs such as parsley, basil, chives, cilantro and oregano Directions: Fill a large pot with water and bring it to a boil. Meanwhile, break the eggs into a medium-size mix
My Tree Gift Me!!!
Twisted Lyrics . . . .let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow
Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow (Sung to Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow) Well the traffic outside is frightful But the drugs are so delightful And since we've got lines to blow Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow George W. scored us an eightball And we're feelin' 50 feet tall Still higher we wanna go Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow (Melody changes) When we finally lick the mirror We can really start chuggin' the beer And when we tap out the keg We will start gnawing your leg Yes the traffic outside is frightful But the drugs are so delightful And since we've got lines to blow Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
My Present List...lol...leave A Gift..its Free Thank You!!!
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Everything Just Keeps Getting Better....not!!!
after seeing the recruiter yesterday, Master found out they really want Him to go to Japan for a year or two instead of staying stateside.....NO! oh please don't send Him to the other side of the world PLEASE!
Where Once A Beauty....
Where once a beauty did reside A barren path remains Frozen fast as love denied Infused with sad refrains Upon the brink of cold abyss Consumed by visions of your kiss Upon the brink Upon the brink Faint echoes of the love I miss Where once a beauty did reside Wind carries lonely cries In darkness I am forced to hide Turn everything inside I long for you to rescue me Embrace this heart and set me free I long for you I long for you Restore the love that used to be Where once a beauty did reside Cold fingers tighten fast With all the bitter tears I've cried I'm sentenced to the past Time drifts away, leaves me behind You turned away, the void assigned Time drifts away Time drifts away In icy tomb I am enshrined
Vision Of Life
we all have a vision of the way we think life is or we want it to be the question is what is the truth the answers are all about what is is that you want but the problem is do you really know because most dont. You make your life not someone else so stop complaining and do it
The Angel That Stands By Me
Dreams of love, so beautiful Fairies dancing by the sea. the moon shining in the heavens, And an angel standing by me! And when the morning sun breaks~ Butterflies flutter by. Bees that kiss the blossoms, Cottony clouds in the sky! Oh, what a lovely scenario Lovelier, it could not be. And all the more perfect, With the angel that stands by me! For you were always by my side~ For more, I could never ask. And long ago, Heaven sent you to me, And in soft sunshine, I always bask! For never could I ask for more~ Than the glories I always see. All these wonderful gifts are mine, With the angel that stands by me!
Fucked Hard And Snowballin!
Next Day Ole Turkey Salad
Next Day Ole Turkey Salad Why wait till the next day? You may be ready to start digging into the leftovers tonight. Happy Thanksgiving! Credit: The Hellman's Kitchen Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 1/2 cup Hellmann's or Best Foods Real Mayonnaise * 1/2 cup prepared salsa * 6 cups torn romaine lettuce leaves * 2 cups diced cooked turkey * 4 slices bacon, crisp-cooked and crumbled * Salad fixin's* Directions: In medium bowl, combine Hellmann's or Best Foods Real Mayonnaise and salsa; set aside. In large bowl, combine remaining ingredients. Just before serving, toss with mayonnaise mixture. *Salad fixin's: Use chopped tomatoes, black beans, shredded cheese, sliced pitted ripe olives, sliced green onions and/or tortilla chips. Variations: Combine mayonnaise with 1 can (4.25 ounces) chopped green chilies and 1 tablespoon lime juice instead of salsa.
Celebrations In Many Faiths And Locations - Ancient And Modern
ANCIENT BRAZIL: Brazilian archaeologists have found an assembly of 127 granite blocks arranged equidistant from each other. They apparently form an ancient astronomical observatory. One of the stones marked the position of the sun at the time of the winter solstice and were probably used in religious rituals. ANCIENT EGYPT: The god-man/savior Osiris died and was entombed on DEC-21. "At midnight, the priests emerged from an inner shrine crying 'The Virgin has brought forth! The light is waxing" and showing the image of a baby to the worshipers." ANCIENT GREECE: The winter solstice ritual was called Lenaea, the Festival of the Wild Women. In very ancient times, a man representing the harvest god Dionysos was torn to pieces and eaten by a gang of women on this day. Later in the ritual, Dionysos would be reborn as a baby. By classical times, the human sacrifice had been replaced by the killing of a goat. The women's role had changed to that of funeral mourners and observers of the bi
Everybody Loves Presents!!!!!
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Turkey Bulgur Pilaf
Turkey Bulgur Pilaf Here's an easy way to give pizzazz to your Thanksgiving leftovers without much effort. If you're going the extra mile and making turkey broth, use it in place of the chicken stock. Credit: Wen Zientek Servings: 6 Ingredients: * 1 cup sliced mushrooms * 1/2 cup cracked wheat bulgur * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 2 tablespoons oil * 1 1/4 cups chicken stock * 1 cup diced cooked turkey * 1/4 cup nuts, coarsely chopped * 2 tablespoons chopped parsley * 2 teaspoons lemon juice * 1/8 teaspoon dried mint * Salt and pepper to taste Directions: Saute the mushrooms, bulgur and onion in the oil until the onion is tender and the bulgur is golden brown. Add the stock and bring to boil. Simmer, covered, for about 20 minutes, or until all of the stock is absorbed and the bulgur is tender. Add the turkey, nuts, parsley, lemon juice, mint and salt and pepper to taste. Serve hot.
Can We Say Stinky Butt
Argh! Fucking Sims!
I am so pissed off right now.I have been trying to get my Sims game to work and everything was going smoothly until some of my discs with all my objects and stuff have decided to give me a cyclic redundancy error. Now all my good stuff are trapped on these discs and I dont have my subscription to Simshost to go and download this stuff anymore. I have no freaking idea how to get these discs fixed or even if they can be fixed. Time to go see what the hell I can do I guess. Blah.
Quick Pasta With Vegetables And Garlic Sauce
Quick Pasta with Vegetables and Garlic Sauce For a vegetarian entree, this one is unusually satisfying. Using cream -- heavy and light cream work equally well -- boosts the richness, while half-and-half makes the dish a bit lighter. Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 1 pound pasta shells * 4 tablespoons olive oil * 1/2 cup finely chopped onion * 4 garlic cloves, minced * 1 small eggplant, chopped, or 1 1/2 cups fresh broccoli * florets (or a combination totaling about 1 1/2 cups) 1 carrot, grated * 1/2 cup chopped red bell pepper * Salt and pepper * 1/2 cup half-and-half or cream * 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg * 4 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley * Grated Parmesan cheese (optional) Directions: Cook the pasta shells according to the package directions. Drain well and set aside. Heat the olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Add the onion and garlic to the skillet and cook for about 2 to 3 minutes. Add the eggplant
Wii Sex
Twisted Lyrics . . . .silent Night Welfare Night
Silent night welfare night (Sung to Silent Night) Silent night, welfare night All are sloshed, all are tight Ain't no virgins, just winos and thieves Fast asleep in a heap of debris Sleep in darkness and freeze Sleep in darkness and freeze
Rosemary Lemon Pepper Chicken
Rosemary Lemon Pepper Chicken The mouthwatering combo of lemon and rosemary makes this a standout chicken entree. Rice is a great accompaniment -- it soaks up the sauce beautifully. Credit: Wen Zientek Servings: 2 Ingredients: * 3 lemons * 2 tablespoons chopped fresh rosemary * 2 teaspoons olive oil * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon pepper, coarsely ground * 1 clove garlic, minced * 2 skinless, boneless whole chicken breasts Directions: Using a grater, grate the peel from one lemon and reserve in a small bowl. Slice all of the lemons in half. Thinly slice one of the halves and set aside. Squeeze all of the juice from the remaining lemons into the bowl with the lemon peel. Remove any seeds that may have fallen into the juice. Add the rosemary, olive oil, salt, pepper and garlic. Mix well. Liberally spray a medium heavy skillet with cooking spray. Over medium-high heat, lightly brown the chicken on each side. Add the lemon jui
Wtf Is Wrong With Ppl
i sit here and wonder why ppl do the things they do to themselfs then complain if someone approachs them the way they did not want
Twisted Lyrics . . . .walkin' Round In Women's Underwear
WALKIN' ROUND IN WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR (to be sung to "Walkin' In A Winter Wonderland") Lacy things -- the wife is missin', Didn't ask -- her permission, I'm wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the store -- there's a teddy, Little straps -- like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the office there's a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa, Man!" "Let's wait until our wives are out of town!" Later on, if you wanna, We can dress -- like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear! Lacy things... missin', Didn't ask... permission, Wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
10 Tips
10. Flirting is an attitude A good flirt is self-confident and not afraid to take risks. Be enthusiastic and positive — it works! 9. Start a conversation The best opening line is saying hello. Talk about the surroundings, ask a question, ask for help or state an opinion. 8. Have fun Be playful, light-hearted and spontaneous. Show your vulnerability. 7. Use props Never leave home without a prop. Props are natural conversation starters. They encourage conversation and others will be compelled to start talking to you. Great props include dogs, kids, unusual jewelry, a fabulous scent, a sweatshirt with your favorite passion, unusual ties, hats, or an interesting book or newspaper. 6. Be the host Change your behavior from guest to host. You are not a passive person waiting around for romance; instead, you're the welcome committee. 5. Make the first move Move closer to the person you want to meet. Say hello. 4. Listen You have two ears and one mouth beca
Who's On Top - Funny
Christmas Tree!!!
Go to my page and leave a gift damnit.. NOW hurry!! leave more than one if you so choose!
Twisted Lyrics . . . .winter Wonderland
Winter Wonderland (To be sung to Winter Wonderland) Dish out lines, I am listening Chug the booze, snow is glistening It's cold, that's alright We'll get some tonight Screwing in a winter wonderland At the outhouse we can build a snowman And pretend that he is Parson Brown He'll say are you married, we'll say no man But we just fornicate and fool around Later on, we'll perspire As we fuck by the fire And face unafraid the mess that we've made Screwing in a winter wonderland
My Forever Love.
Oh my forever love. The day has new meaning, and the night holds a world to be explored. A love has formed from nothingness. You were not and then you were. An unknown awaiting my discovery. You are my long lost love from before I even was. You found me thru time and distance. Two separate entities that now are one. I long to see your face and hold you in my arms, as now I hold you in my heart. You are my forever love. No beginning nor ending. Oh my forever love.
Man's Prayer
Now I lay her Down for sex, I pray that she is tight and wet, But if she is loose and dry inside, I pray her mouth can open wide. Amen
I'm So Sad, I Got My Hair Cut...................
yo my hair was so fricken long and awesome last night out of boredom i stupidly scheduled to cut it, now instead of being almost to my waist its brushing my shoulders and has short layers... WTF WAS I SMOKING? i miss my hair so much everyone loves it but me. does anyone have a nice hat i could borrow? i look like a skater boy. lol. its bad (to me anyway)
Missing You
The first time we met, I knew I had a friend. The thing I did not know is that I would want to love you until the very end. Your precious love has turned my life completely around, I feel like I'm walking, but my feet don't seem to touch the ground. Sometimes you seem to be my shinning light guiding me through the long, dark night. As I lie alone in bed thinking of you and I I wonder if you think of me too as one more night slowly drags by. I wish I were there with you, kissing your sweet lips under the pale moon light, and holding you, so very tight. You really are the man of my dreams and I can't wait to be with you, for the rest of my life. I know our time away seems like an eternity, but I'll wait forever to be in your life. I love you, I need you, I want you, and I will for all my life.
Our Grandbaby Was A Boy
Passed away shortly after his birth. Our son and Daughter in law laid our grandchild to rest the week before Thanksgiving. they named him after my hubby. there will be more children and we will be waiting on them to arrive so we can spoil them rotten then send home to their parents.
More Xmas Gifts Please...lol
Ok, I have this one on my profile too...lol..but it has some pretty funky search options for gifts...so get creative and a little bit freaky and send me some neat stuff...pretty please :D
Twisted Lyrics . . . . O Come All Ye Faithless
O Come All Ye Faithless (Sung to Come All Ye Faithful) O come all ye faithless to your church on Christmas. O come ye, O come ye on Easter too. Come and pretend that you're really Christian. Just let the preacher bore you, just act like you still mean it, just show up once on Christmas for chrissakes. Sing, choirs of sinners, Sing in expectation Oh, sing, oh sing, like Jesus H. Christ. Glory to God who will damn you all: Just let the preacher bore you, just act like you still mean it, just show up once on Christmas for chrissakes. Oh mall we come to shop now on this pagan day. Gawd, oh Gawd, you must be quite mad. See the football team Now some blood is spurting: Just let the preacher bore you, just act like you still mean it, just show up once on Christmas for chrissakes. O come all ye faithless to your church on Christmas. O come ye, O come ye on Easter too. Come and pretend that you're really Christian. Just let the preacher bore you, just
Twisted Lyrics . . . .whitetrash Wonderland
Whitetrash Wonderland (Sung to the Music of Winter Wonderland) Oh by the way, hey did you know, Tomorrow night, we're playin bingo Its a beautiful sight we're goin bowling tonight We're walkin in a white trash wonderland. Down the plant, we got the day off Cuz the foreman got his payoff We're drinkin all day, then whizzin away We're walkin in a white trash wonderland. Let me tell ya somethin at this time hon White trash is da only way to be While your at it you should get your hair done And bleach it blonde so all the folks'll see. We're gettin Hazel ta make some eggnog In the fireplace, we'll burn a fake log Little Butchie will cry, he don't like pumpkin pie We're walkin in a white trash wonderland Joey's home from the service and his girlfriend is gettin nervous While he was at sea, she contracted VD They're walkin in a white trash wonderland. You can make an ornament from a Bud Can And then yous can hang it from the tree 'Sherry are you pregnant?,' she'll
Santa
Dear Santa, I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited their doctor's office more than my doctor and sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years. Here are my Christmas wishes: I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze, but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy. If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like fingerprint resistant windows
Winter Solstice
Yule, also referred to as the Yuletide, Winter Solstice and Christmas is the shortest day of the year and the longest night. This is usually around December 20th or 21st. With the shortest day, Yule marks the time when the days begin to grow longer and the nights shorter. Yule begins on 'Mother Night' and ends twelve days later, thus the origin of the Twelve Days of Christmas. On this day the Holly King, who represents the death aspect of the God, is overcome by the Oak King, who embodies the rebirth of the God, also referred to as the Divine Child. The aspect of the God invoked at this time by certain Wiccan traditions is Frey, the Scandinavian Fertility God and a deity associated with peace and prosperity. Love, family togetherness and accomplishments of the past year are also celebrated. This is also a good time to reflect on your achievements of the last year and what you desire to achieve in the coming year. Yule is a solar festival, celebrated by fire and the use of the Yule l
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Santa Is Invading Your Town
SANTA IS INVADING YOUR TOWN (Sung to Santa Claus is Coming to Town) You better break out The Bourbon and Rye Tequila and Gin I'm telling you why Santa is invading your town He see you when you're naked And when you're smoking pot And when you're masturbating Ev'n when you cop a squat, so: You better break out The Bourbon and Rye Tequila and Gin I'm telling you why Santa is invading your town
My Neck Hurts
my neck and shoulder is killing me 200,000 fubucks to someone 2 come and rud it 4 me . anytakers lol.this is a test only a test i know no funny .
Spoil Me, And Give Me A Gift
Taz LUVS gifts -- Make me happy :D
Jamie
Sittin here thinkin about my friend pondering how nice it would have been to have you here always as my best friend. I loved you dearly and thats the no lie You were always there right by my side. I miss you being here for the good and bad You left this world and to this day I'm still sad. Its been many years and I still feel so much pain I needed you here to help me through life's storms and rain. I still think about the day I found out My life was turned inside out. Lately it seems like my whole world has gone wrong and without you here its hard to stay strong. I think about you everyday and wonder if you were here what I'd say. I MISS U so much Jamie.. Love Evie Heres the song we always sang together..
Chicago Here I Come
ok im makin a trip to the chicago area in a week or two to do some tattoo work on some friends.so if u want to b added to the list of tattoos i have to do hit me up with what u want where u want it n how big u want it...then we'll talk price..tim
Come Help Me Get A 6 Month Vip In 6 Weeks
click the link and help me i need 40,000 comments in 6 weeks please
I Would Love To Be Kissed.....
Are you kissable? Let's find out who the MOST KISSABLE people are on Fubar! A new contest, only for Christmas, brought to you by the FuGraphics Gift Shoppe. NO RATES, NO COMMENTS, ONLY KISSES! Here is how to play... In order to enter, you must receive a personalized bough of mistletoe like the one below. Each bough counts as 1 kiss. The numbers will be changed with each bough that you receive, in order to match the number of times you've been gifted a mistletoe. On December 23rd, the male and female most often "Kissed" will each win 250,000 fubucks, a pimp-out, and an award tag to announce them as the MOST KISSABLE MAN/MOST KISSABLE WOMAN ON FUBAR. The Rules: 1. NO DRAMA. 2. When buying a kiss for someone, send me their FUBAR ID number or a link to their page. 3. You may purchase as many as you want. 4. Anyone attempting to alter the tags in order to cheat will immediately be disqualified from the game. I mark my tags in a way that I will recognize, so cheating isn't
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Cannabis Is Coming To Town
CANNABIS IS COMING TO TOWN (Sung to Santa Claus is Coming to Town) Oh you better freak out You better not drive You better freak out I'm telling you why Cannabis is coming to town He's rolling a joint, licking it twice Gotta make sure those Zig Zags look nice Cannabis is coming to town He knows when you've been stealing, Crashing or awake. He knows when you've been eating Reds, So stop for goodness sake! Oh you better freak out You better not drive You better freak out I'm telling you why Cannabis is coming to town Potheads out in the Valley, Will have a big Or-gy While Mom & Dad are shooting up, behind the Christmas Tree (Ho Ho Ho) Oh you better freak out You better not drive You better freak out I'm telling you why Cannabis is coming to town!
School Good, Husband Bad...
Ah, a sigh of relief. I finally got everything straight and I am registered for a full load for next term. Shoosh. I seriously don't have any luck what-so-ever with Georgia colleges. I would blame it on bad luck, but I don't believe in luck really. Karma I do believe in, but not luck. This week has been a bit stressful. Kevin asked for a divorce. I told him he hadn't earned the right to ask for one, since he is the one doing all the online cheating. But no matter. His father says he will change his mind when he gets back and everything will be back to normal. Can you really get back to "normal" after going thru something so heartbreaking. I feel like he has given up. Actually, I felt like he gave up a long time ago. He has always been the kind of guy that if, lets say something broke, like a TV... he would go buy a new one for $500 even if he found out it would only cost $150 to get the old one fixed. I guess our relationship is broken and now he's out shopping for a ne
Random Facts
According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of their penises to elongate them--sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up--while the Mambas of New Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them look up to 17 inches long. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The most common fantasy is oral sex. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8% of us have regular anal sex. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Women buy 4 out of every 10
To Hell With The Cowboys...where Are The Gentlemen?
In the past six years of being single I've had occasion to observe the behavior of today's crop of young men and women and its frightening. To all the ladies I offer my sympathy...the lack of respect shown to you by today's guys is appalling. I would see a couple in a bar and notice the guys total lack of attention paid to his companion and wonder why she would accept this sign of disrespect only to realize all the other girls were in the same boat. The guys would be shooting pool or pounding beers and the girls would be talking amongst themselves. What gives? Clearly I grew up in a different era where being called and thought of as a gentleman was something to be proud of and had to be earned. I'm sure there are still some guys out there who qualify but I haven't seen many and I'm sure many women will agree. The sickening rise in the number of domestic assaults is further proof of a serious problem between the sexes. Perhaps I'm old-fashioned but perhaps therein lies the solut
Chapter 8
here is chapter 8 of my poetic fairy tale...the weather is supposed to be nasty the next few days so if you dont hear from me thats why..hope you are enjoying the story! There is no other He would cross the miles for There is no other Who makes his heart soar There is no other Who instills such passion There is no other Who brings this joy beyond comprehension There is no other For whom he would traverse time and demensions There is no other Who is worth more to him than the Heavens There is no other And he will be with her even if it takes forever For there is no other
Emotionaly Disturbed
often enough my friends and family will ask or say that i am emotionaly disturbed. well i am going to tell you why. I am a 24 year old mother of 3, and what do i have to show for it. I dont have a family just 3 kids i am struggling to support and take care of. My husband left me along with just about everyother guy i meet and date, and if they dont just leave some how or another i push them away. I dont mean to push them away it just happens. I feel lonely alot, the few friends i had i stupily alienated cuz of my husband. I find it hard to make new friends cuz i have no way around except my own 2 feet. It is impossible to meet new people when you cant even pay rent. I think maybe i found someone and now i am afraid i am pushing him too hard. i dont mean to it just happens. I am starving for attention so bad i dont know what to do. I just want some people who actually care about me too and i dont just mean in a relationship way. I need friendship, love, support and a good j
Hoe Hoe Hoe From Camaro
I made up some xmas stockings for people on my family list. Please feel free to rip them if you like. If I missed anyone and u would like one just let me know. xo cammy
Nsfw Pics & Misc
I DO NOT NOR WILL I EVER POST NSFW PICS OF ME FOR ALL TO SEE...FOR POINTS OR ANY OTHER REASON%
Quotes I Like
"No matter how big the world is, if we are meant to be together, love will lead us to be together."
A Heart
I got this as a comment and since I care about all of my friends I think it'd be easier to post this here for each and every one of you hugzzz Give this heart ¢¾ to every person u care about including me if u care. Try to collect 12. It's not easy!!
Softball
Man i love softball i have been playin for 14 years and to make varsity once more for my last year in high school is awesome....... I am the varsity 3rd baseman i am so happy..... softball is awesome and i recomend that every girl try it....
Quotes I Like
"What is more important to you the love you share, the memories you have or the lover? Give love a chance to swallow you up. Don't just think it will happen in a instant, it will suprise you before you know it, but it will be the most rewarding experience you will ever have."
Oomph!-gott Ist Ein Popstar
Vater unser im Himmel Geheiligt werde Dein Name, Dein Reich komme, Dein Wille geschehe, Wie im Himmel So auch auf Erden. Und vergib uns unsere Schuld Und führe uns nicht in Versuchung Sondern erlöse uns von all den Bösen Ich geb euch Liebe Ich geb euch Hoffnung Doch nur zum Schein denn die Massen wollen betrogen sein GOTT IST EIN POPSTAR Und die Show geht los! GOTT IST EIN POPSTAR Der Applaus ist groß GOTT IST EIN POPSTAR Ihm gehört die Welt GOTT IST EIN POPSTAR Bis der Vorhang fällt Vater unser im Himmel Geheiligt werde die Lüge, Mein Fleisch verkomme Mein Wille geschehe, Und den im Himmel gib uns auf Erden Und vergib uns unsere Gier Drum führe uns jetzt in Versuchung Und dann erlöse uns von all den Bösen Ich geb euch Liebe Ich geb euch Hoffnung Doch nur zum Schein Denn die Massen wollen betrogen sein GOTT IST EIN POPSTAR Und die Show geht los! GOTT IST EIN POPSTAR Der Applaus ist groß GOTT IST EIN POPSTAR Ihm gehört die Welt GOTT IST
Quotes I Like
"The best way to love is to love like you have never been hurt."
Quotes I Like
"Never question if you are in love or not, because if you were you wouldn't need to ask."
Quotes I Like
"Love is not about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship. It's not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build till the end."
Walls
In psychoanalytic technique, walls are generally held to be a symbol of the male personality, with a focus on power. This thinking seems to stem from the impressions a young child would have of dominant male power in the home (which is a fortress surrounded by walls and dominated by the patriarch). In dreams, many people encounter walls as a random barrier and/or a projection of power. In your dream, do you come upon a wall in your travels, or do you find yourself immediately surrounded by walls? Do you try to scale the wall, find its end, or simply ignore it?
In Defense Of Ron Paul
Please read the article at http://www.alternet.org/rights/69139/?page=entire I am a strong supporter of Dr. Paul. While I don't agree with him on some things -- such as government involvement in women's reproductive rights, but at least he's willing to let the individual States decide -- I do believe that he would try in earnest to do things the way I would if I were in his shoes. And after all, isn't that the sort of person each of us are supposed to be voting for? Most of the other candidates are quite adept at being politicians, at pandering to both sides of just about any issue depending upon who's sponsoring the $2000-a-plate dinner at which they're speaking. But few of them make good sense when it comes to the issues that matter to me. Ron Paul, though, does precisely that on nearly every subject, and with a disarming candor that leaves me with no doubt that he does truly believe in saving our country from destruction. And believe it or not, folks, that's where we stand
Quotes I Like
"The bad things in life open your eyes to the good things you weren't paying attention to before."
Object Of Desire
What is the object of your desire? What is it that can win your heart? Was it that I was not pretty enough? Was it that my heart was not loving enough? In a female what is it that she needs to be? Was my body not built in the right way? Did my eyes not invite you? Were my words not said in the right way? Did society say no not her, She is not the right thing. What is the object of your desire? What is it that took your heart away? Why didn't you want to love me? Why did you turn and walk away? The object of your desire, Must be a beautiful thing. Her heart must be made of gold. She must give you everything. I know it will never happen. I still wish with all my heart. That it was I , And no one else, That was the object of your desire.
Origin Of Yule
A celebration of the winter solstice has been held since time immemorial in the Northern Hemisphere. Throughout the ages the festival has had many names. It is certain that a mid-winter festival called Yule was celebrated in the Nordic countries well before the year 1000. Though challenged by some scholars, the fact that Yule/Jól was celebrated in Iceland and throughout the Northern Hemisphere well before the advent of Christianity is now widely accepted. The exact date, or dates, that Yule was celebrated is not certain, but it was probably connected to the full moon nearest the winter solstice. The calendar has been changed many times since, and it is impossible to reconcile the references to an exact date. The name itself has been retained in many languages-- Yule - Jól - Jul even if the cause for celebration has shifted from the sun reversing its downward path, shining ever longer each day, to the birth of Jesus. This linguistic retention of the name should be proof enough that t
Infestation
Being overrun, even by a desirable commodity, is an undesirable experience. Even good things can get carried away. Many times, we feel as though our lives our out of control. In dreams, having an infestation of a particular person, object, insect, or animal may be a pictorial representation of feeling overwhelmed. If the infestation comes from a positive event, it may be a warning from your subconscious that other necessary obligations are being neglected due to your consumption by a singular activity. If the infestation is a categorically negative image, such as rats or mosquitoes, it may be that your life is getting severely undermined. Is the infestation happening in your home, car, or other intimate place? Are there any others present?
Quotes I Like
"I always had friendship and then love but now i have love and friendship"
Omg You Have Got To Be Kidding Me
Do you believe this? BTW the way, I did oblige and even went one step further and blocked him.
About Me And My Birth Sign
Venus in Virgo Applied to Sherry's Natural Mate When Sherry was born, the "Goddess of Love" was in Virgo the Virgin. Uh oh--does Sherry have a tragic yen for folks who are celibate? Poor Virgo! The jokes abound here, and it's all a big misunderstanding. Virgo isn't about prudery or sexual inexperience. It's about Perfection--and, years ago, virginity was an almost universal metaphor for that pristine condition. What turns Sherry on romantically in the long run is someone who is constantly pushing toward some ideal, some perfection. The natural lover is not a peaceful, easy kind of person, but rather one who carries a kind of inner tension and drive, actually a kind of perpetual uneasiness. It's doubtful that Sherry or anyone else would read those lines and say, "Yeah, that's me." But they're true anyway. Look at it this way: Sherry would be bored with anyone who was "mellow" all the time. Sherry needs that sense of a growing edge. And nowhere is that drive, that "divine discontent,"
Quotes I Like
"The true wealth of this world comes only through true love and happiness"
Quotes I Like
"Love is a friendship on fire"
Trivia & Fun Facts
Modern-day astronomers sat that the famous star of Bethlehem wasn’t a star at all. More than likely, it was either a comet or an astronomical phenomenon caused by the conjunction of several planets at once. Because the British Parliament felt Christmas was a heathen holiday, they officially abolished all related festivities in 1643. The historical records of 1836 shows Alabama as the first state in the Union to give Christmas the status of holiday. Oklahoma was the last state to confirm; they didn’t declare it a legal holiday until 1907. The first commemorative Christmas stamp was issued in Austria in 1937. Donder (not Donner), which means thunder, was the original name of the reindeer who helped pull Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve. He was paired with Blitzen, whose name means lightning. The story of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was written specifically as a sales gimmick for the Montgomery Ward Company in 1939 by one of their employees, Robert L. May. The little book
Woo-hoo
DUDES i got home tomorrow...dad comes today then we leave tomorrow morning YAYAYAYAYAY happiness all around!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Sarah Mclachlan - Building A Mystery
You come out at night That's when the energy comes And the dark side's light And the vampires roam You strut your rasta wear And your suicide poem And a cross from a faith that died Before Jesus came You're building a mystery You live in a church Where you sleep with voodoo dolls And you won't give up the search For the ghosts in the halls You wear sandals in the snow And a smile that won't wash away Can you look out the window Without your shadow getting in the way? You're so beautiful With an edge and charm And so careful When I'm in your arms Cause you're working Building a mystery Holding on and holding it in Yeah you're working Building a mystery And choosing so carefully You woke up screaming aloud A prayer from your secret god But you feed off our fears And hold back your tears, oh You give us a tantrum And a know it all grin Just when we need one When the evening's thin You're a beautiful A beautiful fucked-up man You're setting up
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Traditions & Symbols
Many common Yule symbols and traditions actually originated in Babylon, Persia, Greece, & Rome, but things like bells, holly, Christmas trees, candy canes, and Santa Claus were devised by Christians. Though Christians managed to convert the masses, a good many Pagans went on with their own festivals; they breathed fresh life into the ancient customs and added new symbols as they went. The Christians devised their own symbologies as well, and pretty soon, all the symbols, customs, and traditions melded together. Advent Wreath: Although Advent initially came from the Lutherans, many religious sectors adopted the tradition and adapted its function to suit their own purposes. Traditionally, the wreath is made of evergreens with four candles ensconced within, and its ritual begins four days before Christmas. A candle is lit each Sunday and burns throughout the week to welcome the “light of the world.” On the fourth Sunday, all four candles burn together in welcome. Evergreens: Decorat
I Made It
well i made it though my birthday. im really surpised i did. it was a hell of a day though, but by the end it wasnt so bad which i was happy about that. so anyway just thought that you all needed to know that i made it through. laters
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Inverness Fl On Comedy Central!
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The Man
What determines a man..... Strength, leadership, passion, loyalty, compassion, love, and sometimes fear. A life born to a circumstance unknown to him. A life that has the potential to see happiness. A child scorn for the color of his skin, the size of his eyes, and even the size of his waist. As the child grows to the body of his teens, eyes start to see someone that has always been there. Flattery...starts to change his path, as he views what seems to be the friends that everyone wants. A life becomes consumed by oneself. A life in the midst of others, becomes a world of one. One life that is fill with hate, pain, payback, envy, disloyalty, and loss. A child becomes a man as a piece is taken from his life. The world that was built is lost, as the light dims. Grains fall without meaning, and as a grain becomes a mound the only thing that changes are the people around you. And those same people that have seen your back more than your face, are by your side. And a realization that life
My Daily Love Astrology!
Daily Flirt: Today is a great time to clam up about your own awesomeness. Just trust the universe to spread the word and you'll get a bonus aura of humility that certain people are sure to find irresistible. Daily Couples: You're laying down the ground rules, taking charge and telling everybody what's what. Your lover adores this take-charge side of your personality. Heck, you're getting to be pretty fond of it yourself. Daily Singles: You're feeling nostalgic today, so spend some time tracking down that old high school flame. Don't be afraid to step back in time. You'll see how much progress you've made over the years. Besides -- he or she might be single.
Bus Stop Boxer
Band : Eels Song & Lyrics : Eels I don't miss where I came from But each night I dream about being back home When I wake up in the morning I'm too tired, tired of being alone So I get up and go downtown And pick me out a little piece of ground Where I can prove something to the world I can prove something to the world Don't look at me I'm the bus stop boxer X2 Daddy put us in the truck and Dropped us off and said good luck, then One lucky kid waiting for the bus Made a winner out of one of us Don't look at me I'm the bus stop boxer X2 Going down by the railroad tracks, where People know that they better not relax I'm the man, baby, I am the man This is where I can make you understand I'm the bus stop boxer Don't look at me X2
Wtf!!!!
This is the 3rd time i have been deleted this year and I can't figure out who or why its being done. Everytime I get to level 20..BOOM!..no more account. Can someone tell me what the hell I can do? I hide...but I guess its not enough.
Confused...??
Well, I am totally confused right now. Someone I thought was a friend just got pissed off at me and blocked me. I was only open with my feelings and it hurt her I guess. For whatever reason.....who knows?? I guess I shouldn't care so much for my friends. I only want them happy and if that bothers them, then something is definitly wrong~! I didn't do anything and I didn't block them so they can come back anytime. I don't hold anything against anyone and I never say "I told you so" no matter how right I am. I am going to start being a witch on here just like everyone else. I don't like drama so I can't be a witch..... I'll just be me ~ like me or not ~ ~~smooches~~
Tragedy
Was the world one big tragedy? Roaming through the shadows of traveled roads Starving for a hope fulfilled, a dream that touches your hand. Motivation through the clarity of geniune thought, of what must be done No tragedy will deter the will of man, if in his heart he believes it must be done.
Family
The lack of emotional security of our American young people is due, I believe, to their isolation from the larger family unit. No two people - no mere father and mother - as I have often said, are enough to provide emotional security for a child. He needs to feel himself one in a world of kinfolk, persons of variety in age and temperament, and yet allied to himself by an indissoluble bond which he cannot break if he could, for nature has welded him into it before he was born. ~Pearl S. Buck
Today's Rant
Ok, so you've checked out my page & you think I'm cute or hot, or whatever.....Thanks I'm flattered. BUT This doesn't mean that I want to "hook up" with you...and by the way just wtf does that mean anyway...stupid cliche. No, I don't care how large, small, or weird your penis is...and If I want to see pics of it, I'll ask...hold your breath. No, I don't want to talk dirty to you, and I really don't want you to talk dirty to me...there are plenty of other "girls" out there not to mention sites set up especially for that...cheap bastards. Get a clue As a "WOMAN" I find it disrespectful, degrading, and elementary, not to mention the fact that it insults my integrity...as well as your own! What happened to getting to know someone a little first...Damn!
U2 - The Hands That Built America
Oh my love, it's a long way we've come From the freckled hills to the steel glass canyons From the stony fields, to hanging steel from the sky From digging in our pockets for a reason not to say goodbye These are the hands that built America (Russian, Sioux, Dutch, Hindu) Oh, oh oh, America (Polish, Irish, German, Italian) Last saw your face in a watercolour sky As sea birds argue, a long goodbye I took your kiss, on the spray of Endless stars You gotta live with your dreams, don't make them so hard And these are the hands, that built America (The Irish, the Blacks, the Chinese, the Jews) Ah, ah ah, America / Hand (Korean, Hispanic, Muslim, Indian) Of all of the promises, is this one we could keep Of all of the dreams, is this one still out of reach Out ta outa reeeach (Dream-oh-yeah) (Oh oh-dream, oh love) It's early fall, there's a cloud on the New York skyline Innocence, dragged across a yellow line These are the hands that built America These a
Brunette Gets The Hammering!
Thanksgiiving 2007
Well 1st of all, hope all of u had a nice thanksgiving with the ppl u love. To those who didnt have anywhere 2 go or dont have someone they care 4 with them,,,,,u were all in my prayers. My thanksgiving was interesting. I was with my sis and mom while my dad was puerto rico where it was hot. LUCKY! LOL I woke up late, made my rounds of calls and returning pplz messages. We ate dinner.. We had pernil, arroz con gandules, macaroni salad, green salad and apple pie. YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! To drink we had, Sprite and SEX ON THE BEACH. 3 Bottles all gone between us 3, the we had bacardi and there was 2 wine bottles that i didnt touch oh n i drank 1 cup of water, Water was needed..Y do u ask? Because I Tess was TIPSY as hell. Y is this a big deal some of u ask? Well darlings I am a 26 year old woman who has friends who have been trying their damndest to get me drunk, not even tipsy they could get me lol. I can drink n drink n nothing/ N ppl would get aggrivated hehehe. N finally i experie
Christmas
Howdee
I'm still alive and kickin I have just been busy with work and my sons and getting through the holidaze .... I'm still country as cornbred and raising my cornfed sons lol .... I miss hanging out around here but maybe next year I will be able to communicate more... Take Care everyone and Merry Friggin Christmas!! *Big Hugs and Flinging Kisses* Suzanne
I Know Its Been A While So I'll Update You
In March 2007, they filed a false report with DCFS against my sons saying my sons sexually abused my daughter. I have 4 papers stating it was a false report. In Jan and March they also sent my child home with rashes all over her face. May 18-20, his wife used my identity for online purchases and I have proof that it came from their ip address. He is $2219.00 behind on his child support and shows no interest in paying it, so much in fact that his driver's license is in the process of being suspended. She took pictures of me stopped at a stop sign when I was driving my children to school. There is a no contact order between us yet on Aug 4th she came to my house 3 times that day. They both have joined the National Guard, which I feel is to avoid prosecution. Two days ago I was informed that she is carrying his gun (which may not be registered) with her. Now I'm afraid of what else she might do. She is also spreading rumors that she lost custody of her children, which she abandoned and
My Astsrology Reading
Quickie: You're in an extremely flexible phase, which will keep you calm and confident today. Overview: You're tempted to talk yourself up today, but most people are a bit oversensitive to ego -- so save it for tomorrow or some other time. Your reputation should carry you through for a while...
Angels
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile. They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about "And blood was everywhere," "The sirens screamed out eulogies," For death was in the air. "A mother, trapped inside her car," Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; "She struggled to get free," But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused "On where the back seat once had been," But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; "She did not hear them cry, " "And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, " "Oh, God, don't let them die! " Then firemen came and cut her loose, " "But when they searched the back, " "They found therein no little boys, " But the seat belts were intact. They thought the woman had gone mad "And was traveling alone, " "But when they turned
A Little Depressed
After almost a year of no communication with my youngest daughter i finally have been chatting with her online. it has me a little worried and depressed. shortly before thanksgiving i found out that her and my grandkids weren't actually going to have a thanksgiving. she's worried about how her and her husband are going to pay their rent. and that there is a chance they won't be able to get any christmas for the kids. to me that just won't do. so i am going to be doing my toys r us online ordering today so presents will be there for the little ones. i am hoping she gets in touch and says she wants to be here for christmas though. if i don't get a chance to i would like to say hello to everyone now and wish you an awesome day!!! Happy Holidays!!!
Thank's
Thank you for always being there, To listen and understand me. I appreciate all you did for me, And all you still do. Thank you for making me feel whole again, For putting my pieces back together. I appreciate you putting my life back together, You saved my life. You may not understand, Why I do what I do. But you never criticized, You just helped my through. I knew I could come to you when I was down, 'cause I knew you'd always be there to pick me back up and say everything will be ok.
Outra...
~MARIA~ *SEXY NUDE LETTE* ~THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY
Just Saying Hi
Well i'm new here to fubar not use to how it work's i was told it is simular to myspace but better.Well i do not have pic's up on my page but i will soon i promise but hope to make alot of new friend's here on fubar.So far from what i have seen of this site it is cool so have a good one everybody.
Love On The Internet
Does anyone know if there are any decent, honest people (besides me, lol) looking for romance online? In the last week, one guy told me I had promised not to talk to other men and I had disappointed him and he loves me (I responded to one email saying 'ok, I would like to get to know you' and am sure I never promised such a thing). Another guy after sending me roses, seriously pursuing me, and getting me to fall for him tells me he was robbed and needs money-- well it's kinda ok cuz I don't have any so if he's just scamming me it ain't gonna work. But the fact remains....guy #2 has hurt me tremendously. And there are at least 6 others in my inbox expressing their interest in me...I can't believe any of it at this point. I have to wonder what they want out of me. I guess I should have known better than to trust in others. Going to jump into the ocean now....lol.
Sad News
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had
Spicy Pork Chops
INGREDIENTS * 1 (10.75 ounce) can tomato puree * 1 tablespoon hot sauce * 1 fresh jalapeno pepper, sliced * 1 tablespoon crushed red pepper flakes * 1 tablespoon dried sage * 1 tablespoon vegetable oil * 4 thick cut boneless pork chops * 1 yellow onion, sliced * 1 green bell pepper, sliced number of stars READ REVIEWS (5) * Review/Rate This Recipe * Save To Recipe Box * Add to Shopping List * Add a Personal Note * Post a Recipe Photo * Post a Favorite Food List * Create a Menu DIRECTIONS 1. In a bowl, mix the tomato puree, hot sauce, jalapeno pepper, red pepper, and sage. 2. Heat the oil in a skillet over medium heat, and brown pork chops on both sides. Remove chops from heat and set aside. Place the onion and green bell pepper in the skillet, and saute 2 to 3 minutes. Return pork to skillet, and cover with the tomato puree mixture. Cover skillet, and continue cooking 30 minutes, or t
Help A Fuberlord Out!
Save a horse, ride a Fuberlord! Anyways... lol I'm a mere 74225 points from my next rank and... well I'm a bit impatient. If y'all could help me out, I would most greatly appreciate it. Thanks! ♥ ♥ ♥ Glitter Graphics & Comments
Love
A harsh breeze whistles in my doorway. I gotta fix that damn window...now to start the daily ritual. Coffee...check. Start the shower...check. Get todays clothes out...check. Who would have known that such a normal day could bring something so extraordinary. As I emerge from my solitary, I cover up. It's starting to get a little cold. The crisp, caffeinated winds mirrors my newfound disposition. Waiting for a route to the daily destination, wasn't as bad as it usually is. A free seat....don't mind if I do. We approach the next stop, and I see an elderly couple running to catch the bus. I hit the button, to give them a fighting chance...oddly enough the bus driver waited. Hhmmm, human beings exist after all. This is where I saw true love at its finest. In a grimy, cold, public bus. Not the penthouse at the Ritz, or a fancy restaurant in Paris. I could still see the love in their eyes for each other, and a simple action defined the moment. The elderly man had a knot in his hoodie. After
Thanks You Guys!!!
I JUST WANT TO THANK THESE PEOPLE FOR ALL THEIR HELP IN MY CONTEST! THEY ARE GREAT PEOPLE :) I APOLOGIZE TO THE ONES I LEFT OUT THERE WAS SO MANY I COULDN'T FIT YOU ALL IN BUT THANKS TO YOU AS WELL I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOUR HELP. Boycott Wal-Mart@ fubar ♥BeautifulStar♥®™@ fubar ŴiĶiĐ ŌnĔ Ŗawks Ůr Śawks Bītches ‡Thing 1‡@ fubar theprez77@ fubar j581@ fubar Candy Lipps@ fubar Will Cyber For FuBucks !@ fubar FTW-NO SALUTE PIC, NO RATE/FAN/ADD@ fubar Sedona44@ fubar §AÐI§TI© LIGHT ~Ånarchy §kulls Mistress~ GrØw ®oØm EñTìt¥
Please Help With Contest
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School
School sucks big time i have so many classes that i hate and it doesnt help that i hate school lol....... being a senior rules but school in general sucks.......
For Mommies
Dear Santa, I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited their doctor's office more than my doctor and sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years. Here are my Christmas wishes: I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze, but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy. If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like fingerprint resistant windows
News!
So..... I'm taking my happy ass back to school.... I'm going to major in french and asian studies... Wish my lame ass luck...
Fuck Her Gently
Goodbye All
Ok everyone heres the thing i joined this site with a decent opinion of myself and an upbeat attitude. Because i heard that it was alot of fun and a great friend to meet new friends. But since i joined my my attitude and opinion have pratically been ground into dust. I have been called fugly, a dog, dull and retarded just to name a few things. So I have decided that by my daughters birthday march 5th i will have completely left this site but before i do i am gonna go out with a bang so the date i leave will be determined by how long it takes me to rate all my friends pages i am going to go through my list and rate every single pic, stash and blog on all of my friends pages and as soon as i have done that unless you are on my family list and i talk to you semi regularly i will be deleting you from my list completely. Now i have actually met a few people who i can honestly say have crossed over this horrid line and shown to me they are true friends to me and for those people all i can s
Coming Out Of The Closet
Now you all know I speak my mind. In blogs anyway. In real life I am shy. The last time a guy bought me a drink and said, "Hi! I'm _____!", I responded by saying, "Do you like cake?". While he should have put that crazy train in reverse, he chose to overlook my moment of cerebellar seizures and date me anyway. So, I now take the soapbox and will shout my little head off today. While reading the newspaper yesterday, there were two items that spoke very clearly and loudly about the state of our society. One was in the news nationally and the other local Chicago politics. The more I listened to the news, the more irate I became. When you read this, do not automatically assume I am a racist. I like to think that I am open to many things. (This does not include musical taste in all genres). It's just that these issues involved the African American community. Had the issues involved Caucasians, Asians, Jews, Muslims or Wiccans I would still feel the same. My first issue is the
Santa's Many Faces: Shaman, Sailor, Saint
Holly, Jolly Old Elf, Other Traditions Show Solstice's Mongrel Past Pagan celebration of Winter Solstice is a tradition with its roots in the ancient past, twining from hunter-gatherer cultures through the Old Religion of Europe, influenced by the rise of Christianity from the Middle East. A look at some of the history can help you design your personal Solstice traditions. Santa the Shaman For tens of thousands of years, we humans have celebrated the seasons, the lunar and solar cycles and other natural events. While our bodies are not as strictly regulated as animals' regarding mating, migration or hibernation, we are deeply affected by our circadian rhythms, the lunar pull and our hormones, which interact with the sun. According to Jeremy Rifkin in Time Wars, "Chronobiology provides a rich new conceptual framework for rethinking the notion of relationships in nature. In the temporal scheme of things, life, earth and universe are viewed as partners in a tightly synchroniz
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Wanna Be Loved
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Talk About Bad Luck
BOSTON - The winner of a $1 million lottery scratch ticket may not be so lucky after all: He's a convicted bank robber who isn't supposed to gamble. Timothy Elliott faces a Dec. 7 court hearing over whether he violated his probation when he bought the $10 ticket for the $800 Million Spectacular game at a supermarket in Hyannis. ADVERTISEMENT Elliott was placed on five years' probation after pleading guilty in October 2006 to unarmed robbery for a January 2006 heist at a bank on Cape Cod. Under terms of his probation, he "may not gamble, purchase lottery tickets or visit an establishment where gaming is conducted, including restaurants where Keno may be played." Elliott, 55, has collected the first of 20 annual $50,000 checks from the Massachusetts lottery commission. A picture of Elliott, holding his first check, was posted on the lottery's Web site Monday, though it was removed by Wednesday. As part of his sentence, Elliott was put under the care of the state Mental Health D
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Peace In Spiritual Death Pt 1
Vapors eminate from the soils of lost souls Intoxicating vibrance of decaying flesh Bones shiver in the cold and moonlight I can hear them sob on the breeze Despair is never-ending, above or beneath Pressure and weight crushing the air out of me Is the damp, desolate soil weighing down upon my corpse? Do the deceased suffer less? Do the tears still fall, but instead give life To the soil and nature above? Will anything shine through this dense freezing cover that is my existance? Answers are like words, what are the use? When my mind hears nothing but ferocious screams Tearing apart what sanity remains Leaving a hollow mask of flesh With eyes that stare out from pitch black corners of your mind
Good Advice
Every sixty seconds you spend upset, is a minute of happiness you'll never get back .. Today's Message of the Day is: Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
Another For My Cousin...in Our Prayers
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On The Fourth Day Of Christmas
9 Things Women Say...
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding ho
The Song Of The Mood
there. "adam's song". exactly how i feel right now. i miss him and there's nothing i can do about it...why must everything be going to shit so much lately? other than that, finals are coming up in 2 weeks and i've been fightin to stay above the workload along with making up work i missed earlier in the year. everything is driving me insane. i cant control these mood swings, i dont know what's wrong with me. could it be the stress? i dont know but all i wanna do is break down and cry until everything is back to the way it used to be, but that'll never happen... "i never thought i'd die alone, i laughed the loudest, who'd have known?...i'm too depressed to go on, you'll be sorry when i'm gone...i never thought i'd die alone, another 6 months i'll be unknown, give all my things to my friends, you'll never step foot in my room again...please tell mom this is not her fault..." i wish i could save myself...
Definition:minion
min·ion /ˈmɪnyən/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[min-yuhn] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun 1. a servile follower or subordinate of a person in power. 2. a favored or highly regarded person. 3. a minor official. 4. Printing. a 7-point type. –adjective 5. dainty; elegant; trim; pretty. #5...is that Me? LMFAO
Stolen From My Friend Jerry..
Psalm 55:22 --- you really need to read this. "Friends are God's way of taking care of us." This was written by a Metro Denver Hospice Physician: I was driving home from a meeting this evening about 5, stuck in traffic on Colorado Blvd., and the car started to choke and splutter and die - I barely managed to coast, cursing, into a gas station, glad only that I would not be blocking traffic and would have a somewhat warm sp ot to wait for the tow truck. It wouldn't even turn over. Before I could make the call, I saw a woman walking out of the "quickie mart " building, and it looked like she slipped on some ice and fell into a Gas pump, so I got out to see if she was okay When I got there, it looked more like she had been overcome by sobs than that she had fallen; she was a young woman who looked really haggard with dark circles under her eyes. She dropped something as I helped her up, and I picked it up to give it to her. It was a nickel. At that moment, everything came into
My Monie
HAVEN'T HAD A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP IN TWO DAYS, MY LAWER IS FOOLING AROUND WITH MY MONIE THE MONIE THAT I SHOULD ALREADY HAVE IN MY HANDS FROM THE SALE OF MY HOME. HE MUST THINK I AM STUPID, HEY JUST BECAUSE I MISSPELL SOME WORDS NOW AND THEN IT IS NOT AN INDICATION OF MY OVER ALL INTALECT. TO SAY IN THIS DAY OF ELECTRONIC COMUNICATION THAT A CHECK HAS TO BE ON HOLD TO CLEAR IS REDICULUS. HE JUST WANTS TO USE MY CASH FREE OF CHARGE FOR AWHILE AND IT IS NOT HIS TO PLAY WITH, OH WELL THE BAR ASSOCIATION IS THERE JUST FOR THAT PURPOSE, ALL HELL IS ABOUT TO OPEN UP IN HIS WORLD TODAY BECAUSE I INTEND TO USE ANY AND ALL RESORCES AT MY DISPOSAL TO GET THAT WHICH IS MINE. I GET REAL FUNNY WHEN YOU MESS WITH MY MONIE.........
My Dream
My dream is to one day go to an art museum and be able to just get caught up in all the lovely art work. To me art is amazing and an expression of people's thoughts, lives and feelings. I get so caught up in art sometimes and even with jewelry and clothing things pop out at me I don't go towards the latest trends or what is hot. I like original things and original people:)
Top Secret!! Dnc Schedule Announced.
2008 Democratic National Convention 7:00 pm Opening flag burning 7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. 7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton 7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging 7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore 8:15 pm Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding 8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry 9.00 pm Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon 10:00 pm "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin 11:00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand 11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn 11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William
At This Time Of Year
Psalm 55:22 --- you really need to read this. "Friends are God's way of taking care of us." This was written by a Metro Denver Hospice Physician: I was driving home from a meeting this evening about 5, stuck in traffic on Colorado Blvd., and the car started to choke and splutter and die - I barely managed to coast, cursing, into a gas station, glad only that I would not be blocking traffic and would have a somewhat warm sp ot to wait for the tow truck. It wouldn't even turn over. Before I could make the call, I saw a woman walking out of the "quickie mart " building, and it looked like she slipped on some ice and fell into a Gas pump, so I got out to see if she was okay When I got there, it looked more like she had been overcome by sobs than that she had fallen; she was a young woman who looked really haggard with dark circles under her eyes. She dropped something as I helped her up, and I picked it up to give it to her. It was a nickel. At that moment, everything came into
A Little Insight
What if you gave someone a gift, and the neglected to thank you for it- would you be likely to give them another? Life is the same way, in order to attract more of the blessings that life has to offer, you must truly appreciate what you already have.
Are You Smarter Than A Preschooler?
Which way is the bus below traveling? To the left or to the right? Can't make up your mind? Look carefully at the picture again. Still don't know? Pre-schoolers all over the United States were shown this picture asked the same question. 90% of the pre-schooler's gave this answer. 'The bus is traveling to the left.' When asked, 'Why do you think the bus is traveling to the left?' They answered: 'Because you can't see the door to get on the bus.' How do you feel now ??? I know, ~~ me too.
No Offence To Lawyers Alright Offence Meant Lol
I've felt this way; The presiding judge had just completed rendering the court's verdict and was about to pass sentence when he asked the defendant if he had anything to say. "No, judge, there is nothing I care to say," answered the prisoner. "But if you'll clear away the tables and chairs in this here courtroom for me to beat the HELL outta that asshole lawyer of mine, you can give me a year or two extra."
Another Poem Taz Wrote
A friend is somebody Who knows you and likes you Exactly the way that you are. Someone who's special And so close in thought That no distance can ever seem far. A friend understands you Without any words, Stands by you When nothing goes right. And willingly talks Over problems with you Till they somehow Just vanish from sight. And whether you're neighbors Or live miles apart, A word from a friend gives a lift To your heart and spirit. That shows you once more Why friendship is life's dearest gift! love taz
Let There Be Dragons.....
Strange about myths and legends, they all have some basis in fact. It is known that Arthur, most likely Artos, was the son of Uther, brother to the war king Ambrosius. The title war king means simply, the guy that leads the all the armies in a time of war. St. George, aka king George to none Catholics fought and killed something, hence St. George the dragon slayer. Charlemagne carried the spear of destiny, and one of his lieutenants carried what was clearly a cursed sword, since everyone that owned it died in a most gruesome fashion. Does this mean that Caliburn or Excalibur does exist? Probably not in the form we are used to seeing in the movies. Artos was pre middle ages, so the sword would be an early longsword based on a roman design. Plate mail armor wouldn't be around, but a breast plate and shield would be. Now here be the question of the day, some of the legends hint that should Arthur be needed again, he would return.... Other legends and myths concerning
A Real Solution
What you are about toread may seem rather strange or absurd to you, but I offer this not as humor or pure satire I offer this as a real and viable solution to this war and any other military action that america may ever find itself embroiled with in nthe future so before you reject the idea off handedly, please take a day or two to actually injest it mentally and I believe it will make total sense and please leave me feedback positive or otherwise. Over the recent holiday I hoped to take a mental break from all things political but given the fact that my family and friends know I am strongly opinionated I was given no reprieve. Now bear in mind my family is not narrowly defined politically as we were all raised to gather information and form our own opinions and I tend to be friends with similar people. So while we may not agree, in fact we often clash, our opinions are well thought out and are defended, for the most part, quite intelligently. My younger brother raised the question
Santa Claus Is Pagan Too
Santa Claus Is Pagan Too By Emerald Rose Oh, Santa Claus is Pagan too Just like all the rest And if you are a merry witch He´ll bring you all the best So get that star up on the roof And bake those cookies too Cause Christmas time is really Yule And Santa´s Pagan too He´s got that Buddha belly And his Pops the Holly King You´ve dressed him in that British Coat The caps a Nordic thing You took the horns right off his head And stuck them on his deer But he still flies high like Jupiter With a belly full of beer Hey, Santa Claus is Pagan too Just like all the rest And if you are a merry witch He´ll bring you all the best So get that star up on the roof And bake those cookies too Cause Christmas time is really Yule And Santa´s Pagan too Now history says Christ was likely Not a Capricorn But if you want to share our Yule We don´t care when he´s born Come celebrate the dawning Of the sun king´s bright rebirth And if you practice what you preac
Friends Are Forever
Hello to all my freinds and fans, I really enjoy this, I just hope to get to meet some of my friends somebody in person, this is really cool, lets keep in touch with each other. And share the love.
Instant Gratification
Why are people in such a hurry anymore? Seems like everyone wants things to happen instantly. No one has any patience to take their time and learn about people, things, what-have-you. Patience is a virtue people. Some things take time. And they are more enjoyable that way.
For My Cousin David Junior
A Letter To My Beer.
Dear Beer, I have been thinking about you lately, just wanted to let you know I miss your natural blonde head and dark tan body. I miss your taste, and I talk to my friends about you all the time. I saw you on tv the other day, it was so wierd. Anyways, I get off of work early today, when I get home, do you want to slip into my 22oz bottle? I know you fill it so well, your bottle is nice, but that tall glass is so you. And in the bottle its hard to see the carbonation. Maybe we can work on the Jeep together, I will put a dust mask on you while I sand. Oh you want to bring your friends to help? Ok with me! You know, I installed a bottle opener in the garage. Yeah it's bolted to the wall. Well, I gotta get back to work, I will see you soon.
Suspense At An End?
I finally met someone i can love, and that loves me for who i am. She is the realest person i have ever met, not showing all of her time to me as a mother she can not, but still assuring me of love. In this i will remain for as long as i can. She makes me feel like there is nothing that I can't do. Plus she gave me so much faith in myself tht i am able to think clearly as long as i am not lookin at her lol...Imagine that i am actually getting better bc of her love. I am rich now, not from money from her kiss, and caress given in moments of what i see as true happiness. Ich liebe dich baby!!!
Creepy!
So I think the building may need to be exorcised. The power shut off and turned on 3 times in a row. By the grace of God I was able to get down thru the elevator. Of course as soon as I stepped out all the power shut off again. It was great.
Beautiful Poem Taz Wrote For Me
This is a poem my friend Taz wrote for me. He is a sweetheart. Thanks so much for this. This Rose As I look at this rose I think of the love we share So beautiful and lively Delicate and rare As I look at this rose I think of the time we've spent Pleasant memories fill my mind Like this rose sweet smelling scent As I look at this rose So lovely and gentle to touch Tears fill my eyes Because I love you so much my though of you are as a rose so beautiful and so sweet love you always and forever mark
Bear Attack In Churchill, Ontario
Bear Attack In Churchill, Ontario!!! Gotta Be Careful Of Even The Kids :P lmao :D
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Remember This At Christmas...
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
Something That Everyone Should Know For Safety...
Have you ever noticed gals who sit their handbags on public toilet floors - then go directly to their dining tables and set it on the table? Happens a lot! It's not always the 'restaurant food' that causes stomach distress. Sometimes "what you don't know 'will' hurt you"! Read on... Mom got so upset when guests came in the door and plopped their handbags down on the counter where she was cooking or setting up food. She always said that handbags are really dirty, because of where they have been. Smart Mom!!! It's something just about every woman carries with them. While we may know what's inside our handbags, do you have any idea what's on the outside? Women carry handbags everywhere; from the office to public toilets to the floor of the car. Most women won't be caught without their handbags, but did you ever stop to think about where your handbag goes during the day. "I drive a school bus, so my handbag has been on the floor of the bus a lot, says one wom
Pray For My Cousin Please
My 26 yr old cousin was found in a ravine yesterday he was in a hit and run with his motorcycle...he was not wearing a helmet and was thrown at least 60 feet...he is now in a hospital in Phoenix,AZ unconscious and is bleeding in the brain...they are saying he may not make it...he is however breathing on his own but they have him on a ventilator to assist him because he is unconscious. Please pray that he makes it thru this...he survived Iraq..he has to survive this too. MyHotComments Get More at COMMENTYOU.com
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Kissable Lips
Thanks to the secret admirer of my lips for entering me in the most kissable lips. That was very sweet of you, I dont know about contests and trying to keep up with everyone else. But the gester was very sweet so thank you to who ever you were...MUAH
Love Your Nieghbors
love your neighbors but don't pull down the fence.
Sway
Sway by:The Rolling Stones (M. Jagger/K. Richards) Did you ever wake up to find A day that broke up your mind Destroyed your notion of circular time It's just that demon life has got you in its sway It's just that demon life has got you in its sway Ain't flinging tears out on the dusty ground For all my friends out on the burial ground Can't stand the feeling getting so brought down It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me in its sway There must be ways to find out Love is the way they say is real, startin' out Hey, hey, hey now One day I woke up to find Right in the bed next to mine Someone that broke me up with the corner of her smile, yeah It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me... It's just that demon life has got me...
I Love You.i Thank You.
I love you. I thank You. You are the One. I am missing. You are all, I think about. I cherish The time we spend together. I like the feeling having you around. You make me smile like a little kid. You make the day lasts longer, It must be magic in love. I love you. I thank you. I didn't know what love is. I was foolish. What can i say? There is only me in my world. You jump into my life. Put me into a trance. You taught me love. Because of you, I learned how to trust and dream. I love you.I thank you. I love you. I thank you. I might not be the most beautiful painting in the gallery. But, you make me feel beautiful. From you, I seen an angel. I start to believe. There is GOD. Making sure I'm doing alright. Giving me the chance to wish. I love you. I thank You. There are many miles between us. My nights is a little colder. Days becomes more empty. I am a little lost. Life isn't complete. With your absence. I dread the time we are apart.
Pissed Off
iam very stressed out today so if i yelled at you for the smallst thig dont think its you ok just haveing a bad day today my fucking roomate did not come home so i have to be the one to clean the room and the mess is not even my its his plus iam tire of pleaseing other people if you dont like me for me then go somewhere else i found out yesterday my grandmom broken her foot and is goign back to the hospital today so that jsut adds more to the stress so again if i snap at you dont think its you
Do You Know What Your Dog/cat Eats?
As simple and stress free we want our lives to be, it never is, never can be, and never will be. As much as we want to say we know what’s going on, being the general public, we are niece, naive to an extreme. We live so sheltered to the on goings of big business and the almighty dollar, should we be ashamed of ourselves or be bold enough to speak out, and demand what should be right? Rambling to those it may seem, but there is a reason to the madness. The subject at had goes further than any of us would ever know, it’s all about money as businesses keep us in the dark, unaware, and uneducated, and as do the bureaucrats who probably play an open had to them. A co-worker and I in spare time or if curiosity plays a hand in it, look at different subjects, and as of lately it has been on the subject of pet foods. A lot of this stemmed from everyone thinking they are buying the best pet food for their pet, no one can truly state this. With the recent scare on all products with
Peace And Love
Hello to all my friends and family members, I wish everybody peace and love for the Holidays and all year. Lets continue to show each other the love we suppose to show.
Big Egos
Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space We would worry less about what others think of us if we realized how seldom they do. We put so much undo stress on ourselves worrying what someone else thinks about us. We feel either we need to keep that person happy or impress that person in some manner. Life isn't intended to try to impress the world. Just impress yourself. If you can feel good about being the person you are and not hurting others than you have succeeded in life. We can't control another's thoughts or the type person that they are. We can only control our selves. That's enough work in itself to keep us busy for a lifetime. Those who find real happiness are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. Being a giver and not a taker. Feeling good when you give without expecting something in return. If you expect something back than your truly not a giver. A true giver enjoys watching some one else open a gift much more than they enjo
Contest Scammer...
well the update: the contest i entered a few weeks ago went very well...i came in 2nd and was happy with that...until we found out that the host had scammed the contest. her page has been deleted and no prizes were given. i don't think this person just dissappeared..i do think she has a different account and has gone under a new name but if any of you know the whereabouts of mistress haley she is a fake. to sponser a contest and not even have the nerve to let people know whats going on is just wrong...hell if she didnt have the money she should have said "i don't have the money to give the gifts promised"..but to just leave, change accounts...that is a true coward. i hated this happened..i worked very hard and had several friends helping and i apologize for this scam...peace to ya.
My Head Spits Forth Lines.. Idfk
There must be something more than this Head hits pillow; is this what I'm here for Mundane conditions unsatisfied, wanting breathing Lusting for life that is more than the obvious Water tropical, language of unheard tongues Kisses leave me breathless, nights leave me restless, A design of mine and my own time, a touch that ends in not enough, as feet keep pacing my heart racing, breeze kissed by every sea kisses over the heart of me, and you... You are here and reality, your eyes Drink the drought of me, a touch and you won't be without me, sea kissed wind alarm rings again, back in my own bed, and you are only a figment in my head
A Fubar Christmas Tale
Graphics Provided By sugamyspace.com A Christmas Tale They all fell off the cliff and rolled down the hill of snow and the residents of Fubarland were laughing as they reached the bottom. Then Babyj, said to the residents, "Come on. Let's have some fun" The residents all yelled "Yes!" and went with him. When Babyj and the Fubar residents stopped rolling at the bottom of the hill, they saw a wonderous sight before them. Before them was a teeny tiny house all decorated for Christmas. Lights were twinkling, puffs of smoke were billowing out of the chimney, and there was an imaginary winter scene of ice skaters dancing in a circle. Babyj said, " I wonder who lives here? Maybe they will have some hot chocolate for us. Let's go see." Babyj and the Fubar residents went to the front gate and rang the bell. As soon as the door opened to the wonderful Christmas house the smell of fresh baked gingerbread cookies filled the air. In the doorway stood a jolly
The Black Man's Manifesto For The New Millenium
I AM a Strong Black man and as such . . . · I will speak to women as human beings, not as potential sex partners, not as someone with less value than myself, not someone I must dominate in order to validate my manhood. · I will not plan out how I can get a woman into bed before I even introduce myself. · I will not judge a woman's beauty, worth or value by the length of her hair, the length of her fingernails, the roundness of her behind or the size of her feet, and most importantly, the color of her skin, just as I would not want to be judged by the length of my penis, the size of my wallet, the car I drive, or the amount of money I make. · I will make every effort to make sure women know that they are safe when they are in my presence. I will not touch, grope, or physically intimidate them and I will not make unwanted sexual advances towards them. · I will NOT strike, restrain, or threaten a woman. · I will accept that if a woman says no, she means she?s not in
Wsc Is Back
~&hearts~Good Morning!!! Wicked Storm Crew~&hearts~ Well YOLKs We love what we do and we do what we love! soooo... We're Back! Wicked Storm Crew is gathering again. Fubar has relaxed the bouncer, unfortunately as long as there are cheaters, he will always be with us. At least now the obvious cheats are known or will be because it's all old school. You, a keyboard, and as fast as you can manual comment. Period! When Rain and I started the crew thats the way it was, so we have decided to start bombing and commenting in contest again. Since the crew has been on extended hiatus we will only participate in three (3)contest at a time. You will find the new contest links below. If you decide that this is no longer for you please let us know, No hard feelings. If you decide to continue with us, also let us know and we are glad to have YOU. We have gathered some new members during the time off, so make them feel welcome. Lets get BOMBING!!!!! Bombing for tod
How Sad......
This is still pissing me off, last night i got woken up to my naighbor getting the crap beat up out of her by her husband, at first i thought that they were just arguing till i hear her begging him to stop. i ran out of my apartment and straight upstairs, banged on her door, ranged her doorbell and no one answered, not til i was yelling out her name, then about 5 minutes later, she finally opened the door...i asked her if she was alright, and her answer was, why wouldn't she be? I looked at her and told her that i heard everything that was going on, and her tears just came like a storm, now her drunk husband stayed in the bedroom, i told her to get her stuff, get her kids ready and she should leave then he yelled at her to close the door and get her ass in the room, thats when i had enough of that, i pulled her to the side, ran inside, grabbed him by the neck and took him to the living room, he didnt fight back all that well because he was piss drunk. What i really dont get was, she s
Libra ...........
For November 29,2007 You need to go to a party or find some other way to spend good quality time with people -- even complete strangers. You're in a good position to meet new people or to make a really good impression. ( hehe ok so , who's gonna come take me out?? lol )
7 Kinds Of Sex
There are 7 kinds of sex. The 1st kind of sex is called: 'Smurf Sex' This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: 'Kitchen Sex' This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: 'Bedroom Sex' This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your Sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: 'Hallway Sex' This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.' The 5th kind of sex is called: 'Religious Sex' Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called: 'Courtroom Sex' This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court a
Joke
A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wife in bed with another man. "Get over it, buddy," he said. "It's not the end of the world." "It's all right for you to say," answered his buddy. "But what if you came home one night and caught another man in bed with your wife?" The fella ponders for a moment, then says, "I'd break his cane and kick his seeing-eye dog in the ass."
New Pledge Of Allegiance (totally Awesome) !
WRITTEN BY A 15 yr.old SCHOOL KID IN ARIZONA : New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME) ! Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word 'God' is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer : Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They'
Girlfriend Application
Name: Online Name: Age: Height: Hair Color: Eye Color: Piercing: Tattoos: Location: Job: Ethnicity: Drink/Smoke: Would you make out with me in the rain? Would you play with me and my boyfriend? Have you been with a girl before? How long have you been into women? Play any Instruments? Do you like to Hug a lot? What's your favorite thing about me OR that you want to know about me? Do you sing or have any other talents? Whats your favorite type of music? What would you consider the best thing physically about yourself? What about your personality? Explain! Must be willing to come over at anytime of the night to fuck! Must be willing to play with my current girlfriend and boyfriend. Any other questions please feel free to ask! Please complete form attach recent photo and return to me at cruechic@hotmail.com Yes I'm superficial like that! NOTE! Any man or boy pretending to be a women and fills this out and returns it to me wi
Pakasalan Mo Ako!
Oh my god I'm in love with the most lovely girl. Oh my god I'm seeing her Friday night. Oh my god I hope I see her lovely body. She is so perfect. Such a perfect body. I'm so lucky, she is in love with me. My baby asked me to put my title back
My Graditude!
THE HOLIDAY SEASON AND MY GRADITUDE TODAY I JUST WANT TO MENTION A FEW OF THE THINGS THAT I AM SO VERY GREATFULL TO HAVE IN MY LIFE. BECAUSE AT ON POINT IN MY LIFE NONE OF THESE THINGS OR ANYTHING MATTERED TO ME. NOW THE PAST 3 YEARS I HAVE COME TO REALIZE THAT THE THINGS IN LIFE THAT REALLY MATTER ARE NOT THE FANCY THINGS THAT MONEY CAN BUY OR ALL THE HIGH-TEC ELECTRONICS THAT ONE FEELS THE NEED TO FILL THEIR HOME WITH. " NOT TO SAY THAT THEY ARE NOT NICE TO HAVE" BUT THE THINGS THAT I WANT TO SHOW MY REAL GRADITUDE FOR ARE THE EVERY DAY THINGS THAT I SOME TIMES I OVERLOOK. I FIRST WANT TO THANK GOD FOR PROVIDING ME WITH EVERY THING I NEED IN LIFE. FOR THIS I AM GREATFULL. I AM GRATEFULL TO HAVE A HOME TO COME TO AT THE END OF MY DAY. FOR MANY YEARS I DIDNT HAVE THAT I LIVED IN AND OUT OF HOTELS OR BOUNCED FROM COUCH TO COUCH AT A DIFFERANT FRIENDS HOUSES, OR WORSE YET ROAMING THE STREETS FOR DAYS AND DAYS. I AM SO HAPPPY TO BE OVER THIS PART OF MY LIFE. SLEEPING IN MY OWN
Life
As if I dont have enough problems with my marriage.. etc. We just had another freakin kick in the ass. Hubby called up to tell me the lovely news that hes getting a nice Christmas gift from his boss. The fucker decided he doesn't want the spouses included in on the insurance. There fore.. I will have to pay for insurance through work. Which working for hospital..its good insurance..but its also costly. I am not sure how much it will be for just one member..who works part time. I am about to blow up at his boss in general anyways. Each year..it just keeps getting worst and worst. He comes home pissier and pissier. I told him I think its time for a new job..but hes getting paid good now. Just all of this crap plus our own personal issues makes life sucky around here. Not sure how much more I can take. Hubby said, now we got to figure out what to do about this. I told him just kill me off. LOL. He just might.. so in case you all don't see me around... just letting ya know..
The Most Foul Thing You Will Ever See
Ok people , I know that you think you have seen some foul and disgusting things in your time but I have found the foulist. I AM WARNING YOU NOW !! if you have a weak stomach then please do not watch the video on this website. If foul and disgusting things turn you on then this is for you. PLEASE I warn you again this should only be watched at home not a work and please don't borate me for posting this but I had to show everyone just what kind of world we live in. Just Click Link to see if you dare : The Most Foul website on Earth
Help Her Out...
Merry Christmas All
The Golfer
A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" "Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's the good news?" "The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm. I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant." "Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play golf again." The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf course when he bumped into the surgeon. "Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon. "Just great" says the businessman. "I'm playing the best golf of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really improved." "That's great," said the surgeon. "Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved, I've learned how
Retarded Grandparents
This is priceless! RETARDED GRANDPARENTS (this was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Arizona . Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, and do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but in it, they all jump up and down with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out! They go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks
Devil In Heels
one hand on the money one foot in the grave a nasty disposition she cant be saved when she walks in a room a heartbeat skips sipping her drink and licking her lips just like a dream she's so unreal she's a black hearted lover a devil in heels buy her a drink and light her smoke she'll spend all your money and leave you broke just like a junky you'll need your fix she'll rip you apart just for kicks shes a dream so unreal a black hearted lover a devil in heels
About Me
ok im a 19 male michigan man that plays guitar an i like to meet new people. im outgoing an like to do lots of stuff an if i like it i wil do it 2 or 3 more times. want to know more message me.
I Got Elfed!
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9634921952
A Christmas Story ~ Ralphie Fights Back~
see what happens when you push kids around after awhile they get sick and tired of it and will fight back so,teach your kids Not to pick on others....
Mornings
i love to wake up in the morning and see the beautiful lady laying beside me..her arm around me her waking and stretching he beautiful smile beaming...her voice tho it may be crackily from sleep lol but sweet it is..saying good morning, us kissing deep with passion and love for each other how many times i have dreamt of that sight and how many times i have not had it come true..Mornings
A Special Friend And Specil Prayer
A Special Friend and a Special prayer Lord I pray for a special friend that enter my life and my heart I Pray for health and being strong with her family and her family be health this year for this special holiday season , that is the most important thing of them all I pray that she gets a lot for Christmas gifts and more gifts under that tree for her Lord she is awesome friend she is the most caring special friend If I ever met her I want to tell her How much she saved me from drowning in my depression and held my head up through rough time. She is a friend we can laugh and share our interest in things and learn new things from each other Lord get her internet working I know that is tall request or the provider to give her the time to get the internet working. Lord I always want to tell you it is a joy know my special friend when she writes I care deeply for her I don’t she knows that but as friends we have to care deep
Red Friday (e-mail Sent To Me By A Friend
Will You Give This To My Daddy? Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest act's of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their c amo's, as they began heading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal! Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my
The New Place
I spent the last few days getting everything packed and ready to go. The move went very well. But I find myself void of many things... like food! Today I'll be shopping for the most part, buying the essentials. It's been difficult being away, wondering what everyone has been up to. I'll be in and out all day long, but I should be back here tonight. I hope to chat with my close friends! Have a great day everyone :)
This Is How I Feel About You!!!
True Love is so wonderful in many ways. I realize now that Love is wildly misunderstood although highly a desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causing the eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. The hours I spend with you, I look upon your beauty and smell a sort of perfumed garden and fall in love over and over.
Today On World Rock Radio
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How Sexy Is Your Name
Your Name Is Too Too Sexy! :) Your name scored 251 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test" How Sexy Is Your Name?
New Update On My Daughter London
Last night I went to visit London in the hospital. Her spirits were much higher and she was hopeful again. What a blessing! Thanks to all that have been sending her positive thoughts. The surgeon spoke with her yesterday morning and she is pleased with the plans. On Tuesday of next week they will be doing another surgery on her wound. As I understand it they are going to basically do a reduction of her abdomen to give her some symmetry. Taking out tissue from her right side and pulling the tissue down to cover the wound as much as possible then they will let her heal in the hospital for a while. When she is ready they will go back and do a skin graft to close and cover what doesn't cover the wound and open area. This is the process that London was hoping they would eventually do. Thanks to all that have been a support by sending prayers and good thoughts. The trips to Iowa City have drained my finances so I ask that you keep that in mind when you are sending you wishes and thoughts
My Friends
My friends we have been through alot, We have cried, we have laughed, made eachother smile. We have climbed these mountains together, swam acrossed the deepest river. We have all searched for that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. We have been through the roughest and the toughest together. Although we have never met and chances are we never will. In the end my friend our friendship will still be strong. I have kept you close in my heart. As the days go by i find myself thinking about you and the talks we have had. The memories we have built through the love that we have shared. It seems funny how God brought us together, For reasons we may never understand. I am glad that we are friends. My friend at times i know you were angry at me, and i know my friends i have said somethings that i know have hurt you. But please forgive me i never meant the things i said. My friends i am so happy that i have had the chance to talk with you. The distance and the mi
A Prayer For Deliverance
A Prayer for Deliverance 1. Personally affirm your faith in Christ: "Lord Jesus Christ, I believe you are the Son of God and the only way to God - that you died on the cross for my sins and rose again so that I might be forgiven and receive eternal life." 2. Humble yourself: "I renounce any pride and religious self-righteousness and any dignity that does not come from you. I have no claim on your mercy except that you died in my place." 3. Confess to any known sin: "I confess all my sins before You and hold nothing back. Especially I confess .... " 4. Repent of all sins: "I repent of all my sins. I turn away from them and I turn to you, Lord, for mercy and forgiveness. " 5. Forgive all other people: "By a decision of my will, I freely forgive all those who ever harmed me or wronged me. I lay down all bitterness, all resentment and all hatred. Specifically, I forgive ..." 6. Break with the occult and all false religion:
Still No Room In The Inn
She gave birth to her firstborn Son and wrapped Him in swaddling cloths and laid Him in a manger, because there was no place for them in the inn. Luke 2:7 The Gideons have always been welcome in my church. The reason I always allowed the Gideons to make a presentation is because they do a job that needs to be done: They place Bibles in hotel rooms all around the world. I don't know how many Scriptures they've distributed, but it's a lot. Just as importantly, I've known men and women who, having come across God's Word in the drawer of their hotel room's night stand, have been touched by God's salvation story. This is why this devotion is just a little bit sad for me. You see, it seems that some of the more modern and progressive hotel owners don't want Bibles in their rooms. They offer a number of reasons for this decision. Some say they've had inquiries from guests who want other religious books distributed; some chains feel the Bible doesn't meet the needs of the modern ma
Re: America's Fascist Coup Has Origins In Bush's Grandfather
RE: America's Fascist Coup Has Origins In Bush's Grandfather ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 29 Nov 2007, 14:33 America's Fascist Coup Has Origins In Bush's Nazi Grandfather Author Naomi Wolf, who made headlines earlier this year after she identified the ten steps to fascism that were being followed to a tee by the Bush administration, spoke publicly for the first time yesterday about the origins of what we see unfolding today, Prescott Bush's attempt to launch a Nazi coup in 1930's America. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/november2007/291107_fascist_coup.htm
Just An Update
Well it's been rough here lately I lost two good people right after thanksgiving and been sick fer 2 weeks now! my cousins husband past away in a fatal car wreck the day after thanksgiving and my best friends dad died the day after that. I have been sick as hell but missed no time at work so that was good but didn't get to work over any either!! Which sucks but here's my schedule fer this month coming up, it's a mess! lol I work 30th, 1st, 2nd, 3ed, 4th, 6th, 7th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, 15th, 16th, 17th, 18th, 19th, 23ed, 24th, 25th, 27th, 29th, 30th and 31st! OFF 5th, 8th, 13th, 14th, 20th, 21st, 22nd, 26th, 28th But the plant should be closed the 24th and 25th so we will see. Yeah I know I'm working way too many 12 hour shifts but the money is good and here very shortly they are gonna slow down and cut all overtime out so I thought I better get it while I can!! so I signed up fer alot of it!!! Probably be kicking my self in the ass after the first couple of weeks!! lol But it
Been In The Hospital
To all my friends and family I haven't been on in awhile and for this i am sorry. But i have been in the hospital. I'm still not feeling better right no even though i am home. I on't be getting on much until i start feeling better. As of right now i am still weak. Who knew that having a major heart attack would take so much ut of you. I hope i will start getting my strengh back soon. Thank you, babyblue
Thursday Nov. 29
Yes... another day of meetings... my last one started at 7 pm and I got home about 10 or so. I went straight to bed. Today my first meeting begins at 8 pm and it is running from one meeting to another all the way until 8 tonight. I hope this is all worth what I volunteered for.
Van Halen 11-29-07 Fresno Ca
Where? SaveMart center...Thats where im gonna be tonight,I saw them back in 1982 and 1983 with DLR of course,then again in 99 with Gary Charone singing! Now its DLR singing again,its gonna be a great show im sure!!Too bad Michael Anthony isnt on bass.Eddies son Wolfgang (16 years old) is on bass and background vocals!!
Better Days
You need to go to a party or find some other way to spend good quality time with people -- even complete strangers. You're in a good position to meet new people or to make a really good impression.
Show Mah Homie Sum Luv !!!! W00p W00p
Stop by this Lettes page and show her some luv... if u already have.....drop in again ....she has some kick azz pics. RaChelle 'DJ. STONER*{Shelby_69}JUGGALO~MAFIA~FU~WIFEY~TO~Dj ××pürë×hÅTë×. {#1 Stoner of GoThs Twisted Reality}
Fix You
Fix you My heart has been broken Worse than anytime before The pain is overwhelming Too much for me to ignore It seems the more you love The further you have to fall I believed we had everything Then we went and lost it all I wanted for us to work I believed that we could So many mistakes we made It hurts more than it should I know that you suffered Losing your kids was the worst I could not make it better Even when I tried to put you first When your father died Another bruise on your heart It seems your life meant pain Right from the very start How could I possibly save you From 35 years of damaging distress Especially when your memories Meant anger and hate you did possess When you raised your hand to me I told myself that it was not your fault If only I had done more I thought I could have avoided the assault You spat in my face more than once To me that is worse then being hit You needed more than I could give I was finally forced to
Please Visit My Boyfriend's Memorial Site
Please light a candle in my boyfriend's memory..thanku. ronald-armour.memory-of.com
What Your Name Says About You...
P: You are popular with all types of people. A: You like to drink. U: You really like to chill. L: You are great in bed. I'll tell you it's damn close... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A : You like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D: You Are Great in bed E: Awesome in bed F : You are dead sexy. G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have a very good personality and good looks. I : You Are Great in bed. J : People Adore you. K:your wild and crazy L: You Are Great in bed M : Best kisser ever. N : You like to drink. O: Awesome kisser. P : You are popular with all types of people. Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Easy to fall in love with. S : You are fuckin crazy. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. X : You never let people tell you what to do. Y : Best bf/gf anyone could ask for. Z.: Always remembered
My Christmas Tree
I got my Christmas Tree posted. Please stop by and show some love.
Chirstmas Or Money
I remember When I was a kid I really look forward to christmas. But today the christmas spirt just seems like it all about the money.They start way to early.It just isnt like it used to be.Is it because Iam older or am I turning into scrooge?Dont get me wrong Iam not a tight ass on christmas.Its just not the way it was.Just My thought.Does anyone fill the same. Or am I the only one?
First Paragraph Of "the Call Of Cthulhu
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." H.P. Lovecraft
I've Been Kissed!!
I have officially been KISSED!!! Thanks!! 660726 - Angl - 1775 A secret admirer has sent you a bough of mistletoe, which enters you in a contest to determine the most kissable male and female on Fubar.For more information, please see my blog. http://www.fubar.com/blog/147861 This user has kissed you 250 times. 660726 - Angl - 1525 A secret admirer has sent you a bough of mistletoe, which enters you in a contest to determine the most kissable male and female on Fubar.For more information, please see my blog. http://www.fubar.com/blog/147861 This user has kissed you 1500 times! 660726 - Angl - 25 You've been given a bough of mistletoe, which enters you in a contest to determine the most kissable male and female on Fubar.For more information, please see my blog. http://www.fubar.com/blog/147861 This user has kissed you 25 times.
I Need To Get Laid :d
is that how the americans say it? haha .. anyways... its 3 pm here its freakin cooold and winter and daaark and... ya winter depresses me as i said :D its one month till christmas... i love christmas... all the love in the air and all the stuff... i think its magical... nobody wanna be alone through this time.... :) work is still good... we dont do that much anymore... we talk and google more than we work lol...today he was always looking at my tits when we were talking lol.... that was funny i saw his eyes running down and up and down :D was even more funny cuzmy tits r not even worth looking at ha ha o well.. just 3 more weeks and i am done there.. he asked me if i can stay for longer but i guess i wont..... time is running at the moment its almost friday uff... i think i already mentioned that i really hope next year will be better.... it was so stressfull this year i have no energy for anything anymore... men or work or life..... i got asked today why i dont have a boyfri
Ahhhhhh It's True...
Twas the night before Pittsburgh, when all through my mind, Were visions of couch burnings, both yours and mine. Firemen were resting and acting quite lazy, But they knew that things were about to get crazy. The players were nestled, Markell did his dreds, While visions of Bourbon Street danced in their heads. There were Quinton's gold teeth, Larry's son in his lap, While the quarterback made noises to sound like a cat. When down in the end zone there arose such a noise, They sprang from their homes and called all their boys. To the field they flew, fast as Devine, Making sure to pick up the offensive line. The invaders had arrived at the stadium early, These Panthers were looking noticeably surly. There was a point to this late-night trip through the hills, They were out on the field doing defensive drills. With a dapper old coach who combed his mustache, You knew in a moment it must be Wannstedt. He'd made his name as a defensi
What Would I Say?
Okay, time for me to get serious again... I was in math class last night and wrote this... I love to share, but can't on other websites b/c I may hurt someone's feelings. I hope you guys don't mind. Here it goes: What Would I Say? What would I say if you were here right now? Would I want to hold you tight and say I am sorry or would I want to punch your lights out? Would my words come out sweet and tender or would it be loud and cruel? Would I tell you how much I miss you or how happy I am to have you gone. The truth of the matter is that I am not happy you are gone, but I don't miss you. I want to yell at you and tell you everything that you have ever done wrong, but I don't want to crush your heart... you don't deserve that. I want to beat you to a pulp and then have you hold me afterwards. The thing is I can do none of these things. I can not come back to your world because it brings me down. I am happy there, sometimes, but then I become entangled in your
Sexy Scorpio
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21) -- HOLEE SHIT! here comes the masters and mistresses of FUCK! Sorry Leo, but Scorps ARE the leaders in the Kink O Rama factor (Hey Lions, you are the kings and queens of everything ELSE...let it go...OMMMMMMMM) Scorpios KNOW how to seduce. They KNOW what is kinky. They are highly manipulative. They KNOW how to get you to do what THEY want. They KNOW how to fuck. And they are making room for modifications. All they have to do is walk into a room and look at you, and you WILL be on your back assuming the position. One Scorpio I knew used to shackle her lover to her dining room table and serve food around his naked . body for dinner parties. She would put the Dip right between his legs and tell everyone to try some.This is just an idea of Scorpio kink. She would punish him later if things went...er...awry. Anne Rice (During her 'Beauty' phase) wants to be a Scorpio. Leos and Scorpios make for a fabulous tryst...but the emotions are staggering. Don'
Office Relations
Edward has had the hots for Lucy, a woman in his office. Finally one day he cannot stand the tension anymore. He approaches her and says, "I will give you $100.00 just to let me screw you." As she begins to protest he says, "I will just throw the money on the floor and when you bend over to pick it up I'll take you from behind. I'll be done before you finish picking up the cash." She thinks about this and calls her boyfriend. After she explains everything to him he says, "Ask for $200.00 and pick it up real fast. You will be done before he gets his pants down." She tells Edward the terms and he agrees. After an hour her boyfriend is getting nervous and she finally calls him. He asks, "What happened? Why did you take so long to call me back?" And she replies, "The Bastard paid me in coins!"
No More
No more "Private" pictures. Sorry.
Spirit Of Christmas
i have a christmas tree on my profile feel free to come check out the holiday spirit or drop me a special present under it! happy holidays too everyone!
I Know That Girl!!
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said," You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man, Jack, started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols."
Customs
A very distinguished lady was on a plane coming from Switzerland. Seeing that he was sitting next to a sympathetic priest, said: - Excuse me, Father, can I ask you a favor? - Of course, my child, what can I do for you? - This is the problem: I bought a new hair dryer sophisticated, which paid a lot of money. I really exceeded the limits of the declaration and I am worried it be confiscated at Customs. Did you could take you under their batina? - Of course I could, my child, but you should know that I can not lie. - You have a face so honest, Father, I am sure they will do you no question, and gave him the dryer. The plane arrived at its destination. When the priest came to the Customs, asked: - Father, you have something to say? - From the top of my head to the track in my waist, I have nothing to declare, my son, he replied. Achando the answer strange, the tax of Customs said: And the track from the waist down, what you have? " The priest replied: - I hav
I Cant Take It!
Ok guys..so here is the deal. Lindsay has almost surpassed her good graces with uncle sam...he's gonna be pissed. You see they give you 6 months to lose all your baby weight...well i made some progress but the loosing part just stopped and i have officially hit my plateau! ( i only have about 3 weeks left! AHHH **** RUNS AND HIDES **** ) Basically to sum it up...the questions is anyone know of any good diets? I dont mean crash diets...I mean the real deal ( i know i have to pick up the work out part) But im desperate. I need to see results.. and in between work, baby and school...where do you find the time to work out? Ok new mommies...what are your secrets? what are you doing? Hit me back let me know. Im for real serious...lindsay needs her sexy back... :) I havent been exercising as much as Id like to, and god knows i have to go thru another horrifying PT experience I think Im gonna crack. Im not sure how much more of the whole army thing...and i think all the peeps at work a
The 90's....
Just wanted to remind people of the good ole days. You're a 90's kid if: You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air" You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House" You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off" You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.) You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.
Wsc News For November 29th~~we're Back!!
~&hearts~Good Morning!!! Wicked Storm Crew~&hearts~ Well YOLKs We love what we do and we do what we love! soooo... We're Back! Wicked Storm Crew is gathering again. Fubar has relaxed the bouncer, unfortunately as long as there are cheaters, he will always be with us. At least now the obvious cheats are known or will be because it's all old school. You, a keyboard, and as fast as you can manual comment. Period! When Rain and I started the crew thats the way it was, so we have decided to start bombing and commenting in contest again. Since the crew has been on extended hiatus we will only participate in three (3)contest at a time. You will find the new contest links below. If you decide that this is no longer for you please let us know, No hard feelings. If you decide to continue with us, also let us know and we are glad to have YOU. We have gathered some new members during the time off, so make them feel welcome. Lets get BOMBING!!!!! Bombing for tod
This Sucks
So i found out the other day that my ex-wife got orders to fucking Hawaii and is taking my little boy I am pissed off but what can i do? I guess at least i will b going to hawaii on vacation if i can afford it. All of this shit just fucking blows
Promise Never To Untie
The tender words are spoken Each body and soul bared Told secrets over endless days Often telling more than dared New world beyond my door With intrigued and intensity Now we have shared our hearts A bond now made it permanently Facing our days made easier Despite any type of weather Each other's heart felt deeply Both happy we stuck together It took us little time and effort The bonding as strong as glue I now promise never to untie The strings I have tied with you The understanding of each other Breaths to take, we breathe the air As the relationship interchanges Knowing our loving hearts are there Now we are never left on the outside Lovingly enter each others domain Smiling. laughing and forever teasing But forever friends we then became
I Wonder
Some lady on here said, and I quote, that we attract people that are like us. I dunno what to make of it, as I am a dedicated hard worker who works 56 hours a week and stays at home most nights with my family, where as my ex's, at least recently, are unemployed, alcoholic, drug using losers with no future or potential. what does this say about me?
Just Feeling
BLAH~ I don't know why. I feel worn down and have no energy. Probably my blood pressure and this dang headache I still have ~ hopefully it will go away soon. I hate taking Tylenol for headaches cause I have a low tolerance to any pain med and it makes me sleepy. And I can't sleep cause I have a 5 year old running around the house. Nothing exciting here. Just trying to get in the Christmas spirit. I have the music going and the house is decorated but the spirit is not in me yet. I know it is early so it will come. My bday is the 13th and it usually hits me after then. The holidays are not what they used to be without my Mom here. My brother has not spoken to me in almost a year over something that supposedly happened last Christmas. I don't know if he is mad at me or is just being an ass. I love her but his wife isn't the nicest person. She holds things against you forever if you do something against her. So it may be her that has the problem. But either way he says
Please Ty So Much
TY " FOR BEING AT OUR WEDDING " KARLIE LANEY WILD HORSE TY AGAIN IT MEANT SO MUCH SORRY THAT SWEETDREAMS EMMIT DEB DIANA WILLIAM PAYNEJ01 AND ANY OTHERS I MISSED COULDN'T MAKE IT , IT WAS LIKE A QIUCKIE THING GUYS 30 MIN DO OR DIE UNDER THE WIRE .FOR Get More at COMMENTYOU.com LOVE KAGE N CHERIE
A Friend Gave Me The Idea For This One
I woke with a start, probably from anxiety. I had been hired just a couple of months before and now had to give my departments presentation to the board. My stomach was twisted in knots, and hoped I didn’t flub this opportunity. The suit I had chosen very carefully was my dark blue pinstripe. The skirt was knee length, the jacket would have a lace white shell underneath, panty hose and black pumps rounded out the look. It was hanging in my closet. I had sprayed perfume on it an hour ago so it would be more subtle, a little Marilyn Miglin Destiny goes a long way. I went to shower, loving the jets hitting my body and it seemed to relax me. As I began to lather up, my body it responded in that old familiar way. I had been divorced a few years, and while I would occasionally give in to my urges, I wasn’t one to sleep around. I had the usual toys but in the shower I used my hands. The soapy feel of caressing my skin made me tingle in my loins, and nipples stand to attention. My sen
Coolist Lounge Owner On Fubar
My Reality Check While Visting Mumbai,india
Current mood: content well this is my experience from being in india for three weeks. i really missed home alot while being there and believe me it made me see that i've got it so much better here than people in india.it gave me a serious reality check on alot of things i was lacking.people in india who are extremely poor live in what they call temporary houses and they are made out of whatever material these people can find. they have dirty clothes i mean these people work thier fingers to the bone to get enough money to supply thier families with food that day or however long it will last for them.its really sad how bad poor people are treated there.it just breaks my heart that i cant just hug them and tell them im here to help.all i can do is pray to god to ask him to help these needy people who need the help badly. anyways i would love to advise anyone to go see how poor people live in other countries before complaining about how bad they have it here, to see we have it al
**happy Holidays**
Get Your Own! | More Flash Toys
....moment In Shower...
SHOWER CAN CURE YOU,NOW AND THEN. IT.S EASY TO PUT WATER FLOW ON YOU,GO CLEAN YOURSELF. WISH THAT YOU CAN GO WHIT THAT WATER IN WASTE PIPE. FIRST COULD WATER.."skin turn crey". THAT COULD WATER CAN CLEAN YOU,BUT IT CAN FREEZE ALL OVER,AND GET STUCK. ( i deserve that,i turn to iceprinces. i,m pure ice in frosty weather,beautyfull and perfect. i dont let myself to crack.) WHEN I WAS LITTLE GIRL,I LOVE TO BE IN SHOWER LONG LONG TIME. I SIT IN WARM FLOOR,COVER MYSELF IN THOSE "RAINDROPS" I JUMP THROUGH THE WATER,I DRINK IT,I LET WATER GO IN MY EAR,RUB SOAP ON MY SKIN. LOT OF SOAPSUDS. SOAPSUDS TO THE WALL,FLOOR,TO THE FLANK OF WASHING MACHINE..(that,s clean too.) when i go swimming in swimming-pool,i dream in there that i,m beautyfull mermaid. i swimm so proud myself,in cave and those watercrass,get stuck to my skin. mostly someone follow me,some human or animal,frend or admirer. someone who want to be like me. Visit www.hostdrjack.comCLICK HERE! OH,WELL I
A Tear Fell
A Tear Fell I shed a tear today Silently, I felt it fall You caught it shared it held it felt it then suddenly it wasn't so big after all
Dont Blog Much
HI EVERYONE.. I DONT BLOG MUCH AS YOU ALL KNOW.. I GUESS DOESNT MATTER IF I DO OR NOT.. NOT MANY READ ,MY BLOGS.. JUST HAVE TO PUT DOWN A FEW THINGS.. ONE 15 YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS ON HERE.. WAS SO DIFFERENT.. WASNT A LOT OF SITES I WAS SONEW TO THIS.. SO GREEN I GUESS YOU WOULD SAY.. MEET SOME WONDERFUL PEOPLE.. AND A LOT ARE STILL WITH ME.. THEY ARE ON A LOT OF SITES THAT I AM ON.. AND WERE IN MY GROUPS.. YESS I HAD A FEW.. THATS WERE I MET A LOT..NOW I DONT DO GROUPS.. TAKES TOO MUCH TIME AND JUST DONT HAVE THAT TIME ANYMORE.. SO SLOWLY I PUT A BALANCE IN MY LIFE TO WHERE I AM ON HERE FOR A LITTLE.. THEN I DO MORE OFFLINE BUT STILL KEEP IN TOUCH WITH A LOT THRU E MAILS OR WHATEVER.. AND A LOT UNDERSTAND.. CAUSE I DONT WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE SITTING HERE AT MY DESK LIKE I USED TO.. USED TO SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON HERE.. BUT ONE THING.. I THINK WHEN I WAS ONLINE IT WAS MUCH BETTER.. NOW IT SEEMS NOT MANY REALLY CARE.. ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS BLOGGING.. AND WHATS GOING ON WITH THEMSELVES.
Cool!
I have had a Rank for 2 days in a row! This is exciting, I don't get a rank very often. Yesterday I was # 502 and today I am # 495. I feel so loved!!!!
Uggg!
Ever have one of those days where you know what's going to happen and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it? Tuesday I went to an ENT and failed 5 hearing test. Like I don't have enough problems now. It's all nerve damage so it will only get worse over time. Now I sit and wait for my insurance to okay my hearing aids. Now the other thing is the ENT I go to had me fill out a "test" on how well I sleep. On this scale, 8 is average, so of course me not being average in any way, I score a 29. Looks like I see a sleep study in my future. U wonder if they'll let me take my little puppy (44 pounds) with me? I sleep with her every night.
Choose Your Attitude....you Can .. Ya Know?~
Your attitude can be based on the weather, the amount of traffic congestion, the way people treat you, or a whole lot of other things. Or, your attitude can be exactly what you choose for it to be. When you turn your attitude over to other people or to random circumstances, it's going to be volatile, undependable and not very productive. By contrast, when you choose your own attitude, independent of what's happening around you, then you set yourself up to make swift and positive progress. Your attitude serves as a lens through which you see life, and it's best when that lens is focused on the positive possibilities. Your attitude can enable you to make the most of difficult situations, to find and to create enormous value in your world. There is absolutely nothing that forces you to adopt one particular attitude over another. When you get in the habit of consciously choosing to have a positive, empowering attitude, you become gloriously free to achieve the things that are most m
Glitter Pics.. Want One See Here
Would you like a glitter pic?? Yea yea soooo bored soo gladly taking orders for glitter pictures. Here are some examples Just tell me here or in private message 1. your fave color or colors 2. what you want it to say 3. any special font characters in it. I am limited to what I can do but I will try. example of font characters.. stars/hearts/christmas or holiday themed/women/faeries If you would like a certain kind of text let me know. Otherwise its just what I think will look nice on it. 4. send me the link to the picture you want. "No you don't have to do anything for the pictures. Though a few rates would be nice ;) disciple is pretty far off :P :P"
Holiday Charity
This holiday season when you are thinking about what charities to donate to please consider the I have two children with CDLS and without the foundation and their doctors I would have been lost. For more information about Cornelia deLange Syndrome please click the picture above. It will take you straight to the donation page, but there are other links there to easily navigate the page.
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Ive got more pics coming so keep an eye out for them.
Come On Men, I Am Bored Come And Look And Get A Laugh
Husband Application APPLICATION: Name: Age: Location: Height: Weight: Hair Style: Hair Color: Eyes: sign: Tattoos/Piercings: OTHER: 1. where would we go on dates? 2. who are three of your favorite bands? 3. what kind of music do you listen to? 4. do you drink/smoke? 5. do you use any other drugs and if so what? 6. do you like the beach? if so...would you go with me late at night? if so...what would we do? 7. do you like movies? if so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. do you play an instrument? if so...what? 9. whats your favorite body part? 10. what would you say is the best thing about yourself? 11. why would you want to date me? . 12. do have a car? 13. whats your favorite color? . 14. what are some of your hobbies? 15. whats the longest serious relationship you've ever had? 16. do you have pets? if so what are they and what are their names? 17. do you do drag? 18. if you had to
Friend
Once in a lifetime comes a love, So sweet, so pure, so rare. A flashing, brilliant, blinding light, Like a comet through the air. A love without rhyme or reason, That knew no space or time; Wrapped itself around my soul, And captured this heart of mine. A once in a lifetime dreams come true, Of a love that knows no end; Had been there with me though the years, In the one I'd called my "friend" There was something there so special, Mere words cannot explain; The way our hearts were intertwined, And how that still remains. A fabric woven tightly, Each strand a color rare; An intricate pattern of richness, With beauty beyond compare. Once in a lifetime comes a love, With no beginning or no end; The sweetest gift I ever shared, With the one I call my " friend " WwW.SparkleTags.Com
Um, Cool?
My boss is in Virginia for a meeting with one of our biggest customers. She just called to talk to me cause she's bored. So i had to tell her some stories. Yeah. Um. Can I finish my coffee first before I turn into Aesop?! G'morning everyone. :)
Rates
Gotta love this. I was cleaning out my friends list and some lady who never talks to me noticed and asked why. I was very nice just explained i was cleaning my friends list meant no offense She took the time to re rate every single picture i have a 1. good lord is this high school? I couldn't care less about the rate but i found it so funny. Of course she blocked me too.
Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Jim Norton Returns, Colin Quinn, Egg Nog Challenge Coming Soon, Rateyourdoody, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Are you proud of your bowels? Do you take impressive dumps? Want to share your poo with the rest of the world? go to RATEYOURDOODY.COM and show us what you got! That young Kansas chick, Emily Sander, was also known as Zoey Zane, but it looks like her site is getting slammed or got taken down. This Site Could Have Some Pics of Her Also... there, now stop Emailing. Today on the Opie and Anthony POgram, we welcome back our own Jim Norton to the New York studio, and our pal Colin Quinn is coming in to hang and promote his gigs at Gotham Comedy Club gigs (Nov 29 - Dec 2). ANNUAL EGG NOG CHALLENGE: The annual Opie and Anthony EGG NOG CHALLENGE will take place on Thursday, December 20th during the XM portion of the show. Contestants will drink a double-shot of egg nog every minute until they tap out or blow chunks... whoever holds down the most egg nog... WINS. Need a refresher? Check out the in
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Sayings....
Sayings of a Jewish Buddhist: If there is no self, whose arthritis is this? Be here now. Be someplace else later. Is that so complicated? Drink tea and nourish life; with the first sip, joy; with the second sip, satisfaction; with the third sip, peace; with the fourth, a Danish. Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story. Accept misfortune as a blessing. Do not wish for perfect health, or a life without problems. What would you talk about? The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single 'Oy.' There is no escaping karma. In a previous life, you never called, you never wrote, you never visited. And whose fault was that? Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis. The Tao does not speak. The Tao does not blame. TheTao does not take sides. The Tao has no expectations. The Tao demands nothing of others. The Tao is not Jewish. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out
Live @ Molly Malone's
Live @ Molly Malone's
I Need To Know
Your' eyes light up everything The sound of your' voice is echoing I need to know You feel it to My soul it shakes With the thought of you I know it's hard to let me in We are the same i,ve been where you've been I want to know You need me to My heart is yours It's up to you I fell for you I fell so hard I know it's crazy but im so far gone This is the feeling that i've wanted for so long.
Love
love is like water always runnin dry never givin enough always makin u cry wanting wat u cant have can make u ache inside having wat u really want can make u feel alive finding love when far away is crazy but u live for the day that u find someone who loves as much and the one that has jus the right touch i found that love on a winters day never felt better after that first lay he is the man that ive been lookin for jus hope hell stay and dont walk out that door makin promises i hope he keeps i see the man even in my sleep hope he is a man and keeps his word and makes me happy to live in this world
Everything
Everything Find Me Here Speak To Me I want to feel you I need to hear you You are the light That's leading me To the place where I find peace again. You are the strength, that keeps me walking. You are the hope, that keeps me trusting. You are the light to my soul. You are my purpose...you're everything. How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you? Would you tell me how could it be any better than this? You calm the storms, and you give me rest. You hold me in your hands, you won't let me fall. You steal my heart, and you take my breath away. Would you take me in? Take me deeper now? How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you? Would you tell me how could it be any better than this? And how can I stand here with you and not be moved by you? Would you tell me how could it be any better than this? Cause you're all I want, You're all I need You're everything,everything You're all I want your all I need You're everything, everything
To My Love
A LEAF means Love , EVERLASTING ,ALWAYS, FOREVER A leaf is as light as a feather...A leaf is delicate at times... I have learnt the hard way to conquer the bad weathers" To My Love .... Of all the men I've ever met, You're the one I can't forget. I do believe that God above, Created you for me to love. He chose you from all the rest, Because he knew I would love you best. I thought love was just a mirage of the mind, it's an illusion, it's fake, impossible to find. But the day I met you, I began to see, that love is real, and exists in me. To love is to share life together to build special plans just for two to work side by side and then smile with pride as one by one, dreams all come true. To love is to help and encourage with smiles and sincere words of praise to take time to share to listen and care in tender, affectionate ways. To love is to have someone special one who you can always depend to be there through the years sharing laughter and
Good Enough
Good Enough Lyrics Artist(Band):Evanescence Under your spell again I can't say no to you crave my heart and its bleeding in your hand I can't say no to you Shouldn't let you torture me so sweetly now I can't let go of this dream I can't breathe but I feel Good enough I feel good enough for you Drink up sweet decadence I can't say no to you and I've completely lost myself and I don't mind I can't say no to you Shouldn't let you conquer me completely now I can't let go of this dream can't believe that I feel Good enough I feel good enough its been such a long time coming, but I feel good and I'm still waiting for the rain to fall pour real life down on me cause I can't hold on to anything this good enough am I good enough for you to love me too? so take care what you ask of me cause I can't say no
Your Ma Ma,
Your Ma Ma, Sky Tinted Green and Clover Shape Clouds, Dick in your Mouth Pissed Drunk Laying on the ground, Pools of Green Piss Stains all over your Gown, Sure is a lot Drunk Fucks Dress as Green Clowns, Hey Kiss my Ass I'm Complete and demolished, Oh shit I meant to say , Kiss Me I'm Irish, Fuck Xmass , Fuck Easter, Fuck even your Ma Ma, Hey Bitch it's Saint Patrick's Day Get Drunk an Holla, I'll Lead your Drunk ass around with a Green Collar, Drunk Crazy people In the darkest of Green Hour, Shut up Bitch Get Drunk an Holla, It's Fuckin Saint Patrick's Day Fuck your Ma Ma, CPR 2007 James Landry,
A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/29/07;
It's taken your entire life to put the fuckin' knots in your rope. Why do think you can, or buy fuckin' shit to, get them all out in one day?
Finally Found One I Like!
Ok seems premature, but I finally went and looked at a house nearby that is for sale. Fortunately, I knewow the house was not going to sell anytime soon, they are asking way too much for a house that needs a LOT of work. Nothing majorly, like structure stuff, it's just well....ugly lol. Old lady design, my gawd the living room is allllll pink/mauve. (gag). Of course these things can be changed so I kept that in mind. But it does need alot of work, new carpet,windows,bathtub,paint,wallpaper,front of kitchen cupboards, heating needs updating, hell the whole interior needs redone but hey its something to do on the weekends right? LOL! So now I have to wait for them to choose a realtor which they are going to do sometime next month, which in turn will make the house go up in price, which of course I will finangle down. But just the same, in about 2 and 1/2 more monthes the house will be ours! I'm so excited really, just so much running through my head that will need to be done to it. But i
What Women Need To Know: 20 Things Men Find Irresistible
Listen up, ladies! Men love it when you: 1. Have the ability to tease, be playful and take a joke 2. Know that men are not, in fact, from Mars, and women are not from Venus 3. Wear our T-shirts and boxers 4. Call us out of the blue (if we're dating; not if we're practically strangers) 5. Kiss creatively 6. Have a social conscience and enjoy a good debate 7. Have an easy-going attitude about watching or participating in athletic events occasionally 8. Are comfortable leading the whole way in bed 9. Ask for advice about non-stereotypically male stuff (yes, guys usually know what CD player to buy, but we like to be taken seriously about other things too) 10. Are charming and thoughtful to his mother 11. Can hold up your hair using only a pencil 12. Are sexy and smart at the same time -- for example, you do the Sunday crossword wearing a pair of flirty pajamas 13. Have the ability to remind us what gifts you like, without implying an obliga
My Life
Well my life is full of love and family but aside of that I have a very ill son to take care of. The only reason I came back on fubar was to talk to my best friend Al who I lost contact with a while back. Sure I love new friends but people please respect the fact that I am not here for a date. I live in the real world and in the real world I have a wonderful man I don't need anyone else nor do I want anyone else in my life. I dont trust too many people anymore because I have been lied to over and over hence my decision to be on my own. I don't need a relationship but the one I have right now is great. I don't like people who use love as an excuse to get them by each day. I am busy taking care of my children and no time for drama
Introduction To The Old Religion ..lesson 8
I. ON JOINING A COVEN A. Reasons for joining a Coven 1. To experience a sense of community. a. As Crafters, we seem to stand slightly to one side of mainstream society. (1) This setting apart makes us feel as though we are alone and surrounded by people who do not understand us. (a) A coven brings together like minded people who can form a surrogate clan or tribe, which then serves as a support group. (b) Most newcomers to the Craft express their feelings at Covenmeets as a 'coming home' or finding 'their people.' 2. To find religious freedom a. Most Crafters have had a lifetime of religious bigotry with which to contend. b. Consequently they are more willing to tolerate other peoples beliefs. (1) And, because of their emphasis on direct experience with the Goddess, they are not so quick to condemn your experiences as the result of psychosis or delusion.
Superstition And Conspiracy
Conspiracy theories can be like the more malign aspects of cults. The success of such a process is that it can invoke so many beliefs in demonic forces out to get us that we flock to the guru for protection and salvation. This is the defining point of the success of the good -or bad - of a religious creed. Frighten enough people into believing in the Devil and they’ll buy anything you say. Conspiracy theories do this exact process, but in reverse. Scaring kiddies to death: They tell you the good guys are really demons and the only person to trust is yourself. Hence, instead of creating strength through meaning, they produce paranoia of unimaginable degrees. And by the time they’ve finished, there is absolutely nothing in the world to trust, for evil is all around, and you should be fearful. We’re conditioned for conspiracy from childhood. At school, kids form into gangs. The gangs have a secret, an initiation, and become a closed club. People outside the gang are suspect and cannot be
Heard This On The Today Show
This morning i was and am watching the today show and i felt bad cause there was adults from myspace.com that was harrassing a 16 yr old girl to the point to where the 16 yr old girl named magan hung herself in her closet in her home , this is so sad for a young girl to take her own life our a site like myspace.com so not fair .. this is just what i think..
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Introduction To The Old Religion ..lesson7 Part 2
4. Casting your own candles a. Most of todays candles are made from paraffin wax. (1) Paraffin wax is sold in blocks in grocery stores for sealing the tops of homemade preserves. b. Coloring for the candles can be bought at an arts and crafts store or if you are not going to make a lot at one time, you can melt a colored crayon in the hot paraffin. c. Molds for your candles should have smooth sides and should not break your heart if they have to be broken or cut off your candle with tin snips. d. Lengths of wick can be bought or you can make your own by soaking cotton thread or string (not nylon) in a boric solution (the crystals may be obtained at your pharmacy) and then leaving it to dry. e. When you are ready to make your candles, knock a small hole in the bottom of your mold and run your wick through it. Tie a knot in the wick at the outside bottom of the mold and apply some patching plaster to the in
If.............?
What if you get this one of a lifetime opportunity to travel back in time? Would you change things or let them for what they'll be?? In case of changement ; What would you like to change??
Introduction To The Old Religion ..lesson 7 Part 1
I. MAGIC IN THE CRAFT A. Working Definition 1. Magic is the craft of shaping and has been defined as "the art of changing consciousness at will". a. The art of changing consciousness at will is a demanding one, needing long and disciplined apprenticeship. (1) The outward acts of waving a wand, lighting a candle, or crooning a rhymed incantation, are meaningless without the proper mental preparation. (a) But when the force of a trained awareness is behind the gestures, they are far more than empty motions. B. The Witch as Cosmic Artist 1. We exist on this plane as multi-faceted jewels, which conceal a spark of the essence of the Goddess in the heart of each jewel. a. Each facet of the jewel that is ourself is likened to shells, or "bodies" in which we wrap the heart of our jewel. 2. These "bodies" are divided into two groups. a. The Individuality (1) Upper Spiritual- Co
Desired Love
A desired love is what i wait for. A love that makes your stomach hurt, or when you feel that butterfly that you get when your nervous. A desired love is like a gift that you've always wanted for your birthday, the excitement you get when you open it all and you just get the biggest smile. a desired love is something everyone waits for all their life. they say you know when a person is in love by the way they look at you and a certain look in their eyes, why? eyes never lie. But what happens when it is just a dream, a dream that you have and you can't get up from it. what do you do then? You wonder, what is a desired love. I wonder. All I know is that I wait for my desired love and I hope everyone waits because sooner or later your desired love will come to you. My love many years I had waited for my desired love and finally he has been found felt like giving up but my love my desired one is here. I found him in you.
Introduction To The Old Religion ..lesson 6
I PHILOSOPHY OF CONSTRUCTION A. Well to do Crafters 1. Well to do crafters, who have the ability to pay for fine workmanship, may buy only the finest articles made of silver and gold. a. Following the belief in the law of contagion, they will set aside their tools and use them solely for their magical work. (1) Many have velvet or silk covers made for the tools which will keep them nice and shiny with a minimum of polishing. B. Garden Variety Kitchen Witches 1. These people place more value on making their own tools, even if they are not the prettiest to look at. a. They feel the tools become charged with their will as they are formed by their minds and hands. (1) Many times the tools will do double duty in the kitchen and it takes someone who knows how the tools are used to figure out that they are magical. (a) This necessitates that the equipment be reconsecrated each time they are
I Pray
I pray for all the people of the world and that they will have enough food to eat. I pray that they have warmth and shelter and that they have shoes on their feet. I pray that they have hopes and dreams, and they have freedom to strive. I pray that they have a sense of purpose and that they're happy to be alive. I pray that they have love in their hearts and they have that love returned manyfold. I pray they discover the joys of parenthood and their children care for them when they get old. I pray they get to know their maker and that they learn The Universal power. I pray they find deep, genuine happiness and they learn the magic in every single hour. I pray they know the joy of rain, the warmth of sun and they know the feeling of wind in their hair. I pray they have freedom in their hearts and they have more than enough to share. I pray that they know a love as deep as ours and they have a spouse
Im Bacccckk!
i MANAGED TO GET FULL PRIVILEGES BACK AND IM OFFICIALLY OFF GROUNDING! lol iM GOING TO BE MOVING EVERYTHING OVER FROM THE OTHER PAGE TO HERE AND TRYING TO NOTIFY AND NEW FRIENDS I MAY HAVE GOTTEN ON THERE THAT I DONT HAVE HERE!PHEW! NOW MAYBE I CAN WORK ON GETTING MY RANK BACK UP :) AND TALK TO ALL MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS IVE MISSED SO MUCH! IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY PLEASE RATE THIS BLOG AS IT HAS SLIPPED QUITE A FEW SPOTS IN MY ABSENCE AS WELL!
Aries Horoscope
Though your spirits are high, you may run into a bit of friction with friends or family -- they just can't handle your exuberance! Things should settle down pretty soon, so don't let it get you down. Boy this one sure is wrong lol
Hmmmm.... Is It True?????
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong an
Another Poem From A Freind
If there's one face I want to see, so beautiful, so true, one smile that makes a difference, to everything I do. If there's one touch I long to feel, one voice I long to hear, whenever I am happy, or just needing someone near. If there's one joy, one love, from which I never want to part, it's you, my very special love, my world, my life, my heart.
Introduction To The Old Religion ..lesson 5
I. THE MEANING OF RITUAL IN WORKING MAGIC A. The Need to Change the Wiring in our Brains. 1. Learning to work magic requires that a certain amout of neurological re-patterning of our brains takes place. a. To be effective, we have to change the way we use our brains. (1) Magic requires the development and integration of the right hemisphere way of thinking with the left hemisphere way of thinking. (a) The spacial, intuitive and holistic patterns of awareness that characterize the right hemisphere modes of consciousness must be able to communicate and work in harmony with the verbal, analytical and linear patterns of awareness so characteristic of the left hemisphere. (b) A person's growth, creativity and personality is deeply influenced during this process and it eventually leads to a person who is truly functional as a whole person. B. The language of magic is expressed in symbols and images.
Introduction To The Old Religion ..lesson4
I. MAGIC IN THEORY A. Origins of the word Magic 1. Derived from the greek "Magike Techne" meaning the art of the Magi. a. The Magi were priests of ancient Persia (Iran) who also practiced in Chaldea and Babylon. (1) They were similar to the Druids, in that they wore white robes and favored a simple mode of life and a vegetarian diet. (2) The Magi worshipped no idols. (a) They chose the Divine and Sacred Fire as the symbol of their Divine Being. (b) The Divine Fire burned in their sanctuaries and was never allowed to go out. (c) Parallels to this exist in the practices of the Vestal Virgins in ancient Rome and the Presence Lamps that are always kept burning over the altars of some Roman Catholic churches. 2. The Greeks were unaware of any other caste of priests that practiced the magical arts so they thought the Magi were responsible for them. a. This shows how
Introduction To The Old Religion ..lesson3 Part 2
D. Prominent features of a Mystery Religion 1. A Mystery Religion was a religion of symbolism a. Through the use of myth and allegory, iconic representations, blazing lights and dense darkness, liturgies and sacramental acts, as well as suggestion, the intuitions of the heart of the initiate were quickened until s/he was provoked into a mystical experience. (1) This experience led to a feeling of regeneration, which was the object of every initiation. 2. A Mystery Religion was a religion of Redemption. a. It professed to remove the estrangement between man and God, to procure forgiveness of sins, and to furnish mediation. (1) Means of purification and the formulae of access to the God, and acclamations of confidence and victory were part of the apparatus of every Mystery. 3. The Mystery Religions were systems of Gnosis. a. The Mysteries brought men into contact with that God "who wishes to be kn
Introduction To The Old Religion ..lesson3 Part 1
I. DEVELOPMENT OF THE MYSTERY RELIGIONS A. Introduction 1. The development of agriculture had a profound and far reaching effect upon the spiritual development of humanity. a. No longer content to worship the Goddess of the Wild Things and the Lord of the Hunt, early mankind sought to interpret their deities in the physical surroundings of the places where they settled to grow their crops. (1) Volcanic mountains, such as those surrounding ancient Persia, gave rise to Fire Gods whose priests evolved a cosmology which postulated a universe based upon a struggle between good and evil. (a) A Fire Priest named Zoroaster would eventually lay the foundation for Zoroasterianism, which would lead to Mithraicism, which would greatly influence religious thinking of the early Christian church. (b) Even today, the spiritual center of the Japanese people is the volcanic mountain Fujiyama. (c) And the m
My Believes
Before reading this story I want to emphasize that I believe in God, Jesus, Maria and the Bible…. but not the way it’s interpreted in the world. Also I do believe that certain matters in the Bible are romanticized and lots of things have been left out. More and more lately in run into people who think they’re very religious and therefore allowed to bestow anyone else with Bible texts and “heavy” matters about what not. On top of all they do this in Jesus’ name which is weird in a way because it’s not Jesus who writes these texts but people who try to influence others with their views in religion. More and more I also notice that people like me are being portrayed as believers in Satan, Antichrists, devil worshippers etc. Gradually I begin to get nervous and sad about this moreover because I (and many with me) just am deeply religious, if I wouldn’t believe I couldn’t do the things I do now. To be able to understand the words from the spiritual world you have to believe, to believe
Introduction To The Old Religion...lesson2
I. THE MODERN SCIENTIFIC VIEW OF THE UNIVERSE A. Foundation 1. Nearly three thousands years ago, the Greeks started to emigrate eastwards towards Ionia. They settled on the islands in the Aegean Sea and on the coastline of Asia Minor. a. The conditions found in Ionia were difficult. (1) Backed by inhospitable mountain ranges, they settled in small walled towns and supported themselves with dry farming, capable of producing only some olives and a little wine. (a) With farming ruled out as an option for survival, the Greeks turned towards the sea and soon found that they were the neighbors of two very large empires, the Babylonians and the Egyptians. (b) Trade with these two empires seemed to be the natural solution to their problem, but they needed to resolve some basic questions concerning the founding of their society.
Creepy Bastards Galore
Well I had managed to avoid the creepiness on this site up until today, some guy asked me to comment on his mumm i asked him what it was about and the conversation transpired into this went to look at his profile and was just as equally creeped out, I hope the 32 year old who he did that to knows he is telling everyone about it, talk about having no morals or manners, i suppose his son will grow up the same way 628741: i ask weather or not i should ask girls in person to watch me jack off ->doh: oh really think i will give it a miss 628741: u don't think i should >doh: look its up to you if you want to ask them but probably most will find the prospect of watching someone older than their dad jerk off quite disgusting ->doh: the internet is full of creepy perverted guys dont really need any more 628741: well i jacked off on a 32 yo girls face a couple weeks ago that i met on this site 628741: i'm very nice ->doh: yeah so you say ->doh: and most serial rapists th
Introduction To The Old Religion ..lesson 1
I. GODDESS RELIGIONS IN THE OLD WORLD A. Gravettian-Aurignacian Cultures (25000 BC-15000 BC) 1. The Upper-Paleolithic period, though most of its sites have been found in Europe, is the conjectural foundation of the religion of the Goddess as it emerged in the later Neolithic Age of the Near East. a. There have been numerous studies of Paleolithic cultures, explorations of sites occupied by these people, and the apparent rites connected with the disposal of their dead. b. In these Upper-Paleolithic societies, the concept of the creator of all human life may have been formulated by the clan's image of women, who were their most ancient primal ancestors. (1) It is believed that the mother was regarded as the sole parent of children in this culture. (2) Ancestor worship appears to have been the basis of sacred rituals and ancestry i

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