Be careful what you wish for........you just might get it!!!!
A bloke walks into a bar, closely followed by an ostrich and a cat. He turns to the ostrich and says...
"What'll you have?" "A lager please!" says the Ostrich. "And I'll have a double whiskey, but I'm not paying for it!!" adds the cat.
So the guy orders, a pint of bitter, a pint of lager, and a double scotch, and pays for it.
The following night, its the same all over again...."What'll you have?" "A lager please!" says the Ostrich. "And I'll have a double whiskey, but I'm not paying for it!!" adds the cat.
So the guy orders, a pint of bitter, a pint of lager, and a double scotch, and pays for it.
The barman and the regulars are a little intrigued by all this, and after the guy and his pets have left, they interrogate the barman, who is unable to shed any light. He decides to challenge the guy next time.
The following evening, again the same scenario..."What'll you have?" "A lager please!" says the Ostrich. "And I'll have a double whiskey, but I'm not paying for it!!" adds the cat.
So the guy orders, a pint of bitter, a pint of lager, and a double scotch, and pays for it. The barman asks him...."How do you manage to come by a talking ostrich AND a talking cat??"
"Oh!", responds the guy, "Its quite simple! I was walking along the canal, and there was this magic lantern, bobbing along in the scum, and slowly filling with water, and sinking. I pulled it out, gave it a rub, and out popped a magic genie!!! He granted me one wish, and I asked for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy!!"
