T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse Dad at the whorehouse Mom smokin' grass I had just settled down for a nice piece of ass Then out the lawn there rose such a clatter I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter He came down the chimney like a bat outta hell I knew right away that fat fucker fell He filled the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart that Son of a Bitch blew the chimney apart He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight "Piss on you all and have a hell of a night."
