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Dreams Of Being Dominated
Remember this is a rough draft so let me know what you think of it, and try not to be to over critical... Enjoy! Setting (Dream sequence already in effect) There he stood calf deep in a tub of water. His flesh still pink from the brushing it got at the hands of his Mistress. She now stands at the edge of the tub, as she pours pitcher after pitcher of water to thoroughly rinse his skin. She commands him to step from the tub, and onto the fluffy bath mat as to not get the floor wet. She says to him sharply, “spread your legs.” As she slap his inner thigh with a riding crape, his leg stiffens and he replies “yes, as you wish Mistress.” She snaps the crape across his chest this time. She reaches and pinches his now erect nipple, and says to him, “ You have got very responsive nipples.” His head falls back all the way as goose bumps form all over his body. I did not tell you to speak, and I did not ask you a question. I did however give you a command. You only speak

Him!!!!!
HIM I pushed back my hair Walked through the door The dream I had was no more Down my cheeks the tears then ran Making me think of no pleasure No pain How could this be? How did it happen? For he is gone, and I can't get past him He was my friend Till the end Now he is gone, no longer my friend? I asked my self in the dark Why did this happen? When did it start? Daring myself to make a move The shadows came, to cover my bruise The bruise on my heart left by him U shall see it, never again.

Which Creature Of The Night Are You?
You scored as Fallen Angel. You my friend are a Fallen Angel!You were amongst the closest to God, yet love led you down a path of self-destruction. You find yourself crying a lot, because of the pains of this world. Yes it is very crewl, yet you know there isn't a thing you can do about it. Follow your heart and you will find some of your former happiness.Fallen Angel67%Vampire33%You are a Demon25%Black Witch25%You are a Vampiric Elf!17%What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)created with QuizFarm.com

First Kiss
Hearts entwine~Hearts collide; When hearts connect, it's hard to hide. Eyes smolder~Searching deep; Lips are moving~Cannot speak; Emotions raw~Emotions pure; Feelings real, yet still unsure. Blood boils~Pulses race; Tounge burns with a hunger, Waiting to taste~ Wanting only to feel~ With wild anticipation seeming all too real. So touch it, Taste it~ Breathe it all in; So frantic with desire~ Not sure where to begin. Devoured by a whirlwind~ Engulfed in passions flame~ Lost in a lust that transcends any other lovers game. To want with such intensity~ A fever burns within~ Not sure how it got started~ Don't ever want it to end.

Bad Day Box
Bad Day Box I live in Boston and my boyfriend goes to school in North Carolina, so I wanted to send him a little something that he'd never think of getting from me. I went to a craft store and bought a small wooden box ($1) that looked like a little treasure chest. I painted it his favorite color and wrote on top "Jonathan's Bad Day Box". Inside I put a Hershey's hug and a Kiss and a note that said when you're having a bad day or just feeling blue open up your bad day box and there will always be a hug and kiss for you. I also sent a bag of "refills". --submitted by Emily Bad Day Mood Booster My boyfriend and I live about 7 hours apart; we're both in university and see each other for about one weekend every two months. I came up with an idea to make him a "Bad Day Box." I just took a cardboard box, filled it with a new, comfy t-shirt, a favorite book, a movie I knew he wanted, some treats, and a couple of pictures of us. I wrapped it all up and taped instructions to the top:

Vile Shit
Stand up, throw down Face my shadowy stone frown Growing out of the ground, lost only to be found And lost again, I have no place to stand I’m stunted growth, consuming all worth Regurgitate a scorched earth, blood baptism rebirth Pessimistic cataclysmic rapture, you have no hope to capture The bile that spits from my stomach Once it’s in your eyes you can’t recover Just try to run and duck, There’s nothing under which you’ll have the luck Of escaping from the disease that’s bated on your touch Lose the crutch limp like the rest of us I’m not dead yet Run around slitting throats with no regret The system failed to detect, I’m rejected I dissect you, did I neglect to forget All the attacks that you direct…at my head Following me to bed As I dread, stepping foot into this hell Where I dwell, you fell and I attack On your organs I snack Maniacal sociopath, thriving on your weakening gasps I set a trap, baited with trash The spring trips and I watch you thrash

Christopher Titus
March 6, 2006 What year is this? is it really 2006 Because we are still having guys die in mines and the government is tapping or phone lines. I guess we didn’t totally destroy the soviet union. Our government brought a little souvenir home. Our government is illegally listening to our phone calls and watching our E-mails. They want to know if we’re terrorists or looking at porn. I have to come clean I Christopher Titus have been looking at Terrorist porn. My favorite sites are also Afghanistan’s favorites. Burkalicious ankles and eyes.gov Talibangher.com. and Osama bin lick me. net. Please stop messing with our freedom and lets go back to being America? Osama bin laden has offered us a truce thanks Sami but you’re not really in the best bargaining position. We’ll take you seriously when you get a Coleman stove for the cave and stop crapping in a bucket. Then we’ll talk. Osama has also threatened us with more attacks. Really Samster, we’ve been at war for four years. Yo

Wiccan Ritual Tools
A wide variety of "working tools" are found in Wicca, the tools or objects used in making magick are essential, although they are just tools. They hold no inherant power within themselves, but focus and refine the power within you. They are visual and manual aids or symbols to help in contacting the subconscious mind and persuading it to work the magick you desire. The success of magick is in the belief, emotion and discipline you bring to the ritual, not in the tools you use. Don't worry about having all your magickal tools at once, they will come to you when the time is right. Truthfully you don't really need any of them to work magick. They simply serve as props to keep your conscious mind occupied while the sub-conscious carries out your magickal intentions. All Wiccan traditions use some of these tools. Some use all some use only a few. ALTAR The altar or working space is the first thing you'll need in any magickal working. Ideally, you should have a special room for th

The Wiccan Rede
Bide ye Wiccan laws you must, in perfect love and perfect trust. Live ye must and let to live, fairly take and fairly give. Tread the circle thrice about to keep unwelcome spirits out. To bind ye spell well every time, let the spell be spake in rhyme. Light of eye and soft of touch, Speak ye little, listen much. Honor the Old Ones in deed and name, Let love and light be our guides again. Deosil go by the waxing moon, Sing and dance ye Wiccan Rune. Widdershins go when the moon doth wane, And the werewolf howls by the dread wolfsbane. When ye Lady's moon is new, kiss ye hand to her times two. When ye moon rides at her peak, then ye heart's desire seek. Heed the north winds mighty gale, lock the door and trim the sail. When the wind blows from the East, expect the new and set the feast. When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss thee on the mouth. When the West wind blows over thee, departed souls will restless be. Nine woods 'neath the Ca

19 Days And Couting
well 19 days till the baby is due for those of keeping up with this doc says about 1-2 cm dialated so far no labor pains jason is a nervous wreck (for those who have him on their cherry friend list as well) nursery is finished looks so cute! according to the radiologist what she got from the measurements she took at the last ultrasound he is about 6lbs. 9oz and still growing (ugggh!) slowly he has begun to drop so could be any day now could be a couple of weeks from now jason and i will keep you posted.

Why?
Why is that I can solve anyones problems but my own? How do i stop the river of tears flowing down my face. There is this feeling that I cant shake...My veins swelling with the urge to burst..must breathe. Sadness takes over but, the darkness feels good, better than sunshine. Misery loves company so I have been told many times over...Why is that? am I misery? Is someone of misery someone who needs love and attention? is misery someone who will do anything by any means necessary to get love? Then I am misery. Take me as I am...Nothing. Want me, Need me, Hate me..I love it.

Written By: Erotica
A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, Kissing me as youlowered yourself gently. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became entangled. Our slow rhythm gave way, To urgent and demanding thrusts of

Picture Yourself
Wednesday, October 25, 2006 Picture yourself Think of yourself not in terms of your problems. Instead, identify yourself with your most promising possibilities. Think of yourself not in terms of your regrets or disappointments. Instead, consider all the valuable and useful lessons you've learned. The way you picture yourself has a powerful effect on the reality of your life. And you can picture yourself any way you choose. Picture yourself expressing the best that is within you. Picture yourself living fully, loving sincerely, giving gladly, and bringing unique value to each moment. Picture yourself as the joyful, creative and effective person you know you can be. Picture yourself dancing swiftly and successfully past each challenge and limitation. You hold in your mind a mental picture of yourself. The quality and substance of that picture make all the difference in the actions you take and the results you get. Make that picture brilliantly superb, and your lif

A Poem
They get in their cars and they drive away no one there to wipe your tears away no one to hold, no band of gold they take your heart and rip it apart no reason why, just lie after lie he left me here with my tears and fears moving on was so easy for him but not for me my life just seems empty and grim i smile and laugh on que ,what else am i supposed to do? his lil girl cries for her daddy to come home and doesnt understand why he left us alone i hold her tight and say everything will be alright knowing inside from now on our life will be one rough ride. 10/26/06 lori

Sounding Off Seems Like This Is The Only Way Anyone Pays Attention.....
Why is meeting someone so complicated....? What ever happened to the time when you became friends first...then things progressed...? Several people I have met want to jump into intimacy...and not on the different levels. I am all up for living in the moment...but, that doesn't mean jumping in the bed the same night....Not that I am perfect....if I am completely physically attracted to someone...I would have to think twice...(that has yet to happen) but I never dated on physical attraction....I grew to care for the thought, feelings, and intimate thoughts of the individual first.... has everyone grown so shallow as to ignore the depths of a good relationship....? I don't know...there is a thing on sparkletags that I like to use...it states...treat me like an angel and i will act like the devil....yes, if I am respected and made to feel important...I will be just as devilish as a man could want...(I don't share. I have to draw the line somewhere.) I made mistakes in my past in

For All
Two-Faced (What they do!) (They smile in your face) All the time they want to take your place The back stabbers (back stabbers) All you fellows who have someone and you really care, yeah, yeah Then it's all of you fellows who better beware, yeah yeah Somebody's out to get your lady A few of your buddies they sure look shady Blades are long, clenched tight in their fist Aimin' straight at your back And I don't think they'll miss (What they do!) (They smile in your face) All the time they want to take your place The back stabbers (back stabbers) I keep gettin' all these visits from my friends, yeah, They come to my house again and again and again and again, yeah So are they there to see my woman I don't even be home but they just keep on comin' What can I do to get on the right track I wish they'd take some of these knives off my back (They smile in your face) All the time they want to take your place The back stabbers (back stabbers) [ins

In Case You Read This.
My name is Seth. I'm 23 years old and currently enlisted in the United States Marine Corps. I'm in the infantry and absolutely love where I am. I'm ten minutes from the beach. The weather is beautiful. Myrtle Beach is two hours away. Wilmington is a college party town and I frequent it. Charlotte's not far and I'd roadtrip for a good party. I'm about to get out of the Marines and become a businessman. I'm going to first start a nightclub. I've been all over the country, I used to bartend at a nightclub, and I really feel like I have the managerial and business skills to run a club and make it madly popular. I'd love to meet people from all over no matter their interests. Beautiful women, please talk to me. You'll find I'm not a predator, I'm just a nice guy who'd love to befriend you. I'm convinced I'll never get married because of my past relationships and what I'll be getting into when I'm older. I'm trying to stay away from gold-digging women, so by all means, if you think you got w

Do These Tests Lie??? Lol
You scored as fucking mental. you're a fucking crazy, what are you doing living among normal ppl??? ahhhhh watch out crazy person coming!!! dont get me wrong, crazy ppl are fucking awesome! yay muffins!fucking mental80%eh..sorta70%not at all40%How psyco are you?created with QuizFarm.com

22 Different Types Of Witches
The 22 Types of Witches 1. Bright-eyed Novice You just read this cool book about a religion where there's a Goddess and a God, and they meet outside in nature, instead of some scary old building. They think sex is GOOD not evil, and you want to know where to sign up. DISTINGUISHING SIGNS: Mispronounces God/dess names, has to think a moment about which is deosil and which is widdershins. Has a shiny new athame (rhymes with "A-frame?") 2. Grand Old Wo/Man Actually remembers Woodstock (the first one). Will tell you about the time they dropped acid with Kerry Wendell Thornley - or maybe it was Robert Anton Wilson. Anyway, it was somebody with three names. Or was it three people with one name? DISTINGUISHING SIGNS: Luxuriant gray locks, listens very intently, knows dish about people you've only read about. 3. Tree Hugging Nature Sprite Most prized possession: one of Judi Barry's old tree spikes. Simultaneously believes in universal love for humanity AND

Determination Is Willfully Being Courageous To Use Your Power Of Love!
PAEAN SYSTEMS Calling all bright minds to awake and put your Attention to Intention and co-create your own magik successfully by living life powerfully, passionate and fearless! Cheers to the Brightness of your Mind Body Spirit and Soul!... Using Your Power Self-Determination Why When How to create Magik? Our lives are defined by the decisions we make each day. When we choose one option over another, whether we are selecting a restaurant or considering a cross-country move, we shape our lives. The decision-making process can be empowering, allowing us to enjoy the benefits of self-determination. Yet it can also be a source of anxiety because decisions force us to face the possibility of dissatisfaction and inner conflict. As a result, many of us opt to avoid making decisions by allowing others to make them for us. We consequently turn our power over to spouses, relatives, friends, and colleagues, granting them the stewardship of our lives that is ours by right. Though the dec

"not Enough Mana! I Don't Have A Spell Ready!"
...Yes. ...I've been playing that game again. ...And what's worse than before, ...I've beaten it almost twice in three days. ...On multiplayer with my boyfriend. ...Yeah, that's pretty disgusting. ...I'm using a sorceress, ...And he's switching between characters. ...Using a Druid, ...Necromancer, ...And an Amazon. ...I'be barely gotten any sleep. ...It appears that once again, ...I have no life. ...Geese. ...I should get into school. ...Ha ha, that would occupy my day. ...So yeah,that's what I've been doing... ...With the three days I've had the game. ...With the expansion pack. ...I'm such a loser. ...Ha ha, the Diablo 2 gamer. ...Not in town. ...I don't have a spell ready. ...Now that, is one big mushroom! ...(Okay, so those last three were from the first Diablo.) ...This is my entry. lol. ...Go Diablo 2. Yay!

Poison
Poison Bitter anger, jealousy, revenge, It’s the darkest in us all, It depends upon our call, As we guarantee our fall. I fear the martyr in me, As much as I fear it in you, So why do we run to the lies, Instead of facing what’s true . Imprisoning our self in our minds, Repeating primitive history, Condemned, Trough out the times. Easily picking the budding twigs, Ignoring the roots we bear, It’s just a matter of time, Before it’ll reappear. Inhaling the tox of self-pity, Searching for somewhere to dump the blame, We are all a part of this circle, And all as one, the same. Copyright © 2006 by C Hottran

Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue." "What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied onchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too." No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths' for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."

Love Application
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. For you see, each day I love you more Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. My Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end. You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry. Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts. Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell. My Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. All days are nights to

*~*i'll Be There*~*
I'll be there when you laugh I'll be there when you cry I'll be there when you hold my hand and look into my eyes I'll be there every morning I'll be there every night I'll be there when your sick and need me by your side I'll be there today I'll be there tomorrow I'll be there to wash away your sorrows I'll be there when you want me I'll be there when you don't I'll be there cause i know theres hope and never wanna go. Baby I love you and hope you realize I will always be there for you no matter what the situation. I care about you and appreciate you as a person. You have the most beautiful heart, your so sweet. I want you to know how I feel, I want you to know how true my love for you is and how it will always be that way. I know how bad we had it as kids but I know baby it will only get better from here on out. I love you and miss you soo much. love always and forever ~*~Jessy~*~

How Shy Are You?
You Are 52% Shy Although you live a pretty normal life, you tend to be a fairly shy person. Many situations make you feel uncomfortable, and you sometimes find your shyness hindering your life. How Shy Are You?

Wonder Pill
Wonder Pill A woman walks into her sex therapists office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and they never have sex anymore, and asks what to do about it. The therapist tells her that she has an experimental drug that might do the trick. She tells the woman to give her husband one pill that night and come back in the morning and tell her what happened. The next day, the woman comes in ecstatic telling the therapist that the pill worked and she and her husband had the best sex ever. She asks her therapist what would happen if she gave her husband two pills and the therapist says she doesnt know, but to go ahead and try it. The next day, the same thing happens, the woman comes in telling the therapist that the sex was even better than the night before and what would happen if she gave him five pills. The therapist says she doesnt know, but to go ahead and try it. The next day, the woman comes in limp but happy, and tells the therapist that the sex jus

For All The Ladies Who've Had A Broken Heart.
I tried to lay down, but my friend's issue is heavy on my heart, so I wrote some words down, and here they are. Sorrow fills my soul No outlet, no where for it to go. Unshed tears burn my eyes My head filling with your lies. You said you'd always be there That you would always care. I see the truth now I lost you, some way, some how. Darkness creeps along my skin I don't want to go through this again. I give all I have, show all I am But in the end, you weren't the right man. .::.Loyal.::.

Self Destruction
a simple slit, and like a flood, it pours out dark, rich, sweet... with a taste, it draws you in you feel the passion, the lust, the hunger that lurks within... as i dare not hurt another soul, a monster i have made of myself.... to keep the beast at bay to keep the hunger pains a minimum until it ends and i have lost myself... Rhiannon Mari

Venison With Plum Sauce
Prep Time:50 min Start to Finish:50 min Makes:6 servings 1 can (16 1/2 oz) purple plums, drained 1 can (6 oz) frozen lemonade concentrate, thawed 1/4 cup butter or margarine 1 small onion, finely chopped (1/4 cup) 1/4 cup chili sauce 1 tablespoon Dijon mustard 6 venison steaks, 1 inch thick (about 4 oz each) 1. In blender, place plums and lemonade concentrate. Cover and blend on medium speed until smooth; set aside. 2. In 2-quart saucepan, melt butter over medium heat. Cook onion in butter about 2 minutes, stirring occasionally, until tender. Stir plum mixture and remaining ingredients into onions. Heat to boiling; reduce heat. Simmer uncovered 15 minutes, stirring occasionally. 3. Set oven control to broil. Grease broiler pan (without rack). Place venison steaks in broiler pan. Spoon 1/2 cup of the plum sauce evenly over venison. 4. Broil venison with tops about 4 inches from heat about 10 minutes or until light brown. Turn venison; spoon 1/2 cup of the plum sauce even

The Facts:i Don't Think It Is As Much As The Name Change, But What It Was Changed To,and What Happens When Babyjesus Gets Checked Into Rehab! Lol! Are
The Facts:I don't think it is as much as the name change, but what it was changed to,And what happens when babyjesus gets checked into rehab! LOL! Are we going to change the name to "SoberCherry." LOL I don't think it is as much of the name change that is bothering us, but what is was changed to. And YES there is a sexual community site called LostCherries.com! And yes I have had to explain that this site was not that site. And if you haven't noticed there is a lot of porn on here anyway. So what now where are a drinking site. There is no lesser of two evils here. And what happens when babyjesus gets checked into rehab! LOL! Are we going to change the name to "SoberCherry." LOL CherryTap has no marketable kind of ring to it. The acronym of the LC was appealing and relateable to the OC. The CT just doesn't have that same ring. Makes me think someone needs a brain scann, which may not be far from the truth. Kind of like KFC formerly know as Kentucky Fried Chicken, the

Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Closing My Eyes I Open My Heart..
In the silence I hear the whispers of my soul... Tears began to softly fall from my eyes... And onto my cheek they slowly roll... Whispers of my heart keep telling me to be strong... But yet in my loneliness I find myself so weak... Lost in my own world of darkened sadness... Confused and finding no words able to speak... Alone and isolated from the people I held dear... As time has taken me away from all I did know... The whispers of my heart become my light... I struggle forward yet have no place to really go... With my eyes closed and the tears falling... I sense the loneliness that life has bestowed me... Each shedding tear brings forth more pain... Finding only what life has turned out to be... How can I be strong with such emptiness inside... As the darkness traps me bringing out my fear... Is there no end to this feeling of loneliness I find... When the outcome always looks so crystal clear... With each beat of my heart this soul o

8 Second Ride
Well hey girl whats ur name? Havent I seen u before? I recognized them dark green eyes when u dosey doed across the floor Are you alone or are you with someone? She said a matter of fact im not so i took her hand thats when it all began and we headed towards the parking lot Chorus: And she said hey boy, do you mind takin me home tonite? 'cuz I aint never seen a country boy with tires on his truck this high I said climb on up but watch the cup that I spit my dip inside and hold on tight cuz its gonna be wilder than any 8 second ride We went riding round rocking to the sound of "Country Boy Can Surivive" and I knew then that she was my kind of girl cuz she was singing every single line Then she slid on over put my hand on her shoulder and I aksed her what she wanted to do She said it dont matter where we go just as long as I'm riding with you Chorus: And she said hey boy, do you mind takin me home tonite? 'cuz I aint never seen a country boy with tires o

What Does Your Blood Type Mean?
Type O People with O type blood are brave, outgoing, fun, courageous and confident. You are very popular and make friends easily. You also are very attention grabbing, and people always notice you. 'What does your blood type say about you?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Leave Me A Voice Message Or Voice Comment!!!! Please!!!!
So I figured out how to get a voice box on here!!! I have one now so if you go to my profile and scroll down you will see the box with my pic!!!! If you hit play you will hear me, there is a message on there for you!!! Just go to send message and it will give you a number to call and enter the code, then say what you want and I will get it!!!!! THANK YOU TO ALL THAT REPLY!!!! MISTY

A Bunch Of Bs!!
Hey...you know what really kicks me in the ass? I am truly a sucker...I am not afraid to admit it. But it wont happen again. I try to be nice and I am, but make me look like a fool or play me for a fool, you will be the one that is the fool. Do people really think that I cant see through their games? Believe me I can manipulate with the best of them. However, I do not like to treat people like that. I have figured out one thing that is so obvious to every woman out there, that men want one thing and we all know what that is. They will pursue and pursue until they get it and once they get it no matter how long the chase was, they drop out of sight. Mmmmm....hasnt quite happened to me, but I will tell you I am not stupid and if I dont come out and tell you straight up how I feel about you, more than likely I am not attracted or interested, I am just being nice. Do I lead people on? To be honest, maybe...but I do consider myself to be sincere with everyone I speak with. I guess I am tired

How About An Update
Well Y/yall, i made it on today but im not completely back yet i have moved to a small town called jefferson with my Gf Connie She is a truly wonderful Woman that im so lucky to have. W/we are working on getting into marshall, and getting on the net again. So yall keep me in your thoughts and i will be back. stacy

Purpose
I've often wondered, what would it be like to be the underside of a leaf? The rain would not wash your face The dew is the only relief The sun can shine, and you can stretch, reaching for the sky But the rays of light, without wind for flight Are things that would pass you by Like many times in life that are overlooked in haste There has to be a purpose, What is there I can embrace? Sun and rain is blocked, a haven for the small I am shelter and safety An oasis, not a thrall Life's plan is a bigger picture, a reason and rhyme to be I am real and I exist For others, not always for me

The Blue Altar Scene Circa 1990
i know what i need and that is you you may think im playin but it is true ive told you once before of why im down so much and now im gonna tell you why i avoid your touch see its like a drug and youve got me obsessed picture an altar scene, you in a white dress there's a preacher saying things and im looking at you youre looking at another, the scene turns blue id run outside, which way to go, i have these fears, but you just dont know... Your touch is like magic, its overpowering, but youd leave me standing, its shocking. isnt it? no not one bit oh, if it wasnt me, id tell em to quit.. so i'll stick with it, but it is sad. to brag about some love that you once had. that time is over but its that time you'll miss a tingle in your toe, you felt when you kissed. I would say yes if you dont say no. Im tellin you girl, you just dont know

I Give Up!
I give up on the pursuit of happiness.Why is it so difficult for people to just tell the truth? Head games...pulling on the heart strings.Is it really necessary? The yo-yo relationship is like the yo-yo diet.A never ending roller coaster ride.Happy,sad,happy,sad. Well, I am getting off this ride.I would rather be all alone than feel all alone. Out of sight obviosly means out of mind and heart for some people. I wish I could do that.Life would be so much easier if I was a bitch that just didn't give a damn.I am who I am and I guess that will never change.So here I sit typing my feelings and noone really cares.If it weren't for my responsibilities as a single parent I wouldn't even be here.I have to talk to someone about all this what a better way than to type it here and atleast give it away.I want to cry,I want to scream.I even sometimes want to die.Here I will sit all alone waiting for the next ride.Best of luck to the rest of you lonely heart broken people and someone actually does c

Witness Your Choices
Wednesday, November 1, 2006 Witness your choices As you go through this day, make whatever choices you wish. And remind yourself with each one that it is indeed your own choice. Be an aware and observant witness of all the choices you make. You'll find that it adds power and perspective to everything you do. Many times when you have the opportunity to make a choice, you essentially give that choice away. This happens when you allow yourself to react in a conditioned and predictable manner out of sheer habit. But you never have to do that. Each choice can indeed be your very own. You don't have to be offended when someone seeks to offend you. You don't have to become angry when others seek to incite your anger for their own purposes. You can make any choice you wish. Pay close attention to those choices, and you'll quickly learn to harness their awesome power. -- Ralph Marston

Something Inside Won't Let Me Die
I've been down enough to call it quits ...many of times Sometimes tripped Sometimess pushed Sometimes I stumbled At least once I collapsed But no time did I stay That's because something inside won't let me die I've been treated like a bridge for feet to walk over I've felt like a stump for the wicked to rest on I've been the one done wrong and the one with the wrong doing But no time did I stay Because something inside won't let me die I've had the gates of hell knocking While I stood on the Solid Rock All the while rocking Wondering where my troops were Finding out it's not in the seen Learning to trust in the invisible The unseen hand reaching down to grab for me letting me know I can Because I couldn't stay Something inside won't let me die I've forsaken myself enough times to count on at least one hand The weaker side of me joining the side of the enemy to take me out Had plans to end it Wishing it to be over But the written was different What was

Indian Delite... Adult Content
Subject: Indian Delite As always, comments, good and bad, are enouraged. Indian Delight It had been a long, dark, and stormy day. A large hurricane had broken up off the coast of the Carolinas, and its remnants were moving up the eastern seaboard. I had not been anxious to tackle the 14-hour drive home in such a storm. So, I had slept a little later than usual. It was late morning when I finally checked out of my central New Jersey motel room. The desk clerk warned me of the approaching storms. Road conditions were expected to deteriorate and become hazardous. I didn’t believe road conditions in New Jersey could get much worse than they were under the best of circumstances. As I headed south, traffic on I-95 was practically bumper to bumper. In the constant rain, it was moving slowly, but moving. Occasionally, an intense thunder storm cell would pass through the area I was in and make driving even worse. I seemed to be making

Spice For The Missionary Position
Spice for the Missionary Position Spice for the Missionary Position *Stand and Deliver* The man stands at the edge of the bed, while the woman lies on the bed. The woman may want pillows beneath her buttocks or something sturdy beneath the man's feet so that you meet at the right height/angle. *Foot Rest* While the man is kneeling or standing the woman bends her knees and places them flat against his chest. This will help the woman control depth and rhythm, and allow her to move her pelvis in an up-and-down rolling motion to rhythmically stimulate her G-spot. *For the Flexible* Women who enjoy good range of motion can: bend their legs to the sides, or wrap them both around his waist, or extend them toward the ceiling then drape them over his shoulders. These variations offer great clitoral and G-spot stimulation. Go slowly at first, so you don't cramp up. This position should not be used if the woman experiences low back problems!!

The Chance Encounter...
Ms Cinderella, would you finish your story, please. heheheheehhehehehe... THE CHANCE ENCOUNTER I am sitting at the resturant bar, having a drink as i wait for my table for when, when i see you enter the bar. I am automatically drawn to you by your beauty. You approach the bar, looking for a place to sit, as my luck would have it, the only empty stool is the one next to me. You ask if it is taken, and i motion for you to have a seat, pulling the stool out to make it easier for you to sit down. You order a drink, and we talk...passing the time away. When my table is ready, i ask if you would like to join me for dinner, since you are also waiting on a table for one. You accept, and as i place my hand on your lower back to allow you to go first...it is as though electricity flows through my body, sending shivers down my back. Over dinner, we talk, laugh, and enjoy the company of each other. Not realizing how much time has passed until the waiter comes up and informs us that the res

Weird Ass Dreams...
last night i had trouble sleeping..my dreams..(besides my mom drivin me nuts!!) they were crazy me being a vampire and terrizing everything and everybody...goes to show how much i wanna be a vampire also who i want to be my mate if i ever do get bit...(twizted..) he would be my first victum...and i well enjoy it... they do exsist...sucking blood and crazy ass sex...damn makes me horney...he he

Slowly Losing My Mind...
*sigh* Just another one of those days when I wish my kids would run far far away. Gets sooooo old fighting to go to bed every night. Unfortunately my kids have to share a room so if one is having issues it keeps the other up. My oldest has never been allowed to sleep in my room yet night after night he begs to sleep in my room. And just doesnt get it when I say no, the tears flow and then that keeps his sister up. And often times she starts crying too, like tonight...I'm sitting here listening to them both cry. I wish my husband didnt work nights, then he'd have to suffer too.

The Rules Of Bedroom Golf
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf 1. Each player should furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on the course should be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to the well formed bunkers. 8. Players are cautioned not to mention other c

Your Saint My Beast
Your Saint My Beast It’s your saint, But my beast, It’s my hunger, But your feast, It’s your comfort, But my shack, I prefer distance, While you want her back. To you a steady shoulder, To me a cold cheek, You see strength, I see weak. To you an angel, To me it’s callow, You found love, And I found shallow. To me a shade, To you a home, Your place of light. My nightmare zone. My reality, Is not yours, And then again, Yours too, not mine, of course. Copyright © 2006 by C Hottran

Filet Mignon With Sun-dried Tomato-garlic Sauce
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 30 min Makes: 4 servings 4 beef tenderloin steaks (4 oz. each), 1 inch thick 1/4 tsp. salt 1/8 tsp. pepper 1/4 cup chopped sun-dried tomatoes (not oil packed) 1 Tbsp. oil 3 cloves garlic, minced 1/2 cup ready-to-serve beef broth 1/4 cup A.1. Original Steak Sauce HEAT large nonstick skillet on medium heat. Add steaks; cook 10 to 13 minutes for medium-rare to medium doneness, turning occasionally. Season with salt and pepper. Remove steaks from skillet; cover to keep warm. ADD tomatoes, oil and garlic to skillet; cook 1 minute. Stir in beef broth. Increase heat to medium-high; cook and stir 5 minutes or until liquid is slightly reduced. Remove from heat. Stir in steak sauce. SERVE sauce over steaks. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Serving Suggestion Serve with roasted potatoes and steamed green beans. NUTRITION INFORMATION Diet Exchange: 3 Meat (L),1/2 Fat Nutrition (per serving) Calories 190 Total fat

Working From Center - In The Thick Of It
When we are "in the thick of it," overwhelmed by too many things that need our attention, it's important to remember that we are never given more than we can handle. When life's challenges make us question this, our best coping mechanism is to follow the reliable and well-known course to our calm center and anchor ourselves there. It is for these times that we have been practicing regularly, so that our mind, body, and spirit will know how to find the peace within. Even in the midst of seeming chaos, a deep breath can help us turn within to find the space to work from, the calm at the center of the storm. Tapping into our inner resources we begin again, bringing our focus to the needs of the present moment. Asking "why?" shifts our energy away from the task at hand. We can seek answers to those questions once we get to the other side of the present challenge. For now, we accept what is. Once we have collected scattered energy and created space, inspiration will strike, help will ar

Different Ways Of Navigating - We're All In The Same Boat
We're all in the same boat. We just have different paddles, and perhaps we find ourselves on different rivers. We all live in human bodies. These are the vehicles in which we move through our world. We are all made of flesh, blood, and bone, with brains, hearts, and lungs to power us. Our paddles-the tools we use to move through the world-vary, as do the bodies of water-the environments-in which we find ourselves. Some of us use our high IQs to get where we want to go. Some of use our smiles, others use kindness, a gift with language, or athletic ability. Some of these qualities we were born with and others are skills we have learned. Considering this metaphor in light of your own life can be very enlightening. What tools are you using to get from point A to point B in your life? Chances are, you and the people you know have used many different tools in various combinations throughout your lives to get where you needed to go. Just as with oars or paddles, a balanced approach is bes

Intro To My Life
I go to work every 0830 to 1700 hrs every weekday and from 0830 to 1300 hrs during saturday..When we got shipment,I'll be in the lab no matter what time of the day it is..boring huh...well, what can i say..It's my life..

A Woman Meets A Man In A Bar.
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, a

Sex On Mars
The year is 2222 and after accumulating enough frequent flyer miles, Mike and Maureen land on Mars. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, How they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. "Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member - about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his memb

Sitting In The Dark
Alone and afraid Feeling so blue Sitting in the dark Thinking of you My thoughts fly by Like a window to my soul My eyes a large view screen My emotions in a bowl I let my mind wander To good times and bad But the bad ones get blurry With the good ones, so glad Sitting in the dark Thinking of you The memories I like Are of you and I Alone and together Neither of us shy Our bodies entwined One heart, one soul Living only in the moment With only one goal Sitting in the dark Thinking of you With pleasure and passion We explore one another Our bodies become one All thoughts get smothered My mind spinning Your hunger so real Your essence devours mine You are all I can feel Sitting in the dark Thinking of you As reality comes back My tears start to flow Only a memory Of you, now I know For never again Will I feel your embrace Another has your heart Another won the race Sitting in the dark Thinking of you.

The Master Of My Path
You reached out your hand, closing my eyes i reached to grasp you, You unlocked my heart, and set my mind free to dream. You are the words that echo in my mind, You calm my nerves and chase my fears away. You are my light that pierces the darkness, You show me the way, never letting me fall. Your gentle eyes pierce through my soul, Your Control makes me breathless. Your touch that molded me by your hand, Your work of art takes it's shape. i am your creation.

Hi
To all my FRIENDS i though to day i would just write to u all and not send pic.I thought i would let u know that u are all very inported to me and that i think about u all daily i pray u are all doing good and that u are all happy.. I hope u all get what u want out of your lifes and will alway love.. Hope u all have a great day and week end sorry i have not been on much but i'm afraid i keep getting froze.. LOVE ALL OF U AND WISH U ALL THE BEST !!!OXOXOXOXOXOXO HAVE A GREAT NIGHT AND TALK TO U WHEN I CAN STAY ON TO DO IT.. I WILL SAY GOOD MORNING TOO BECAUSE I SLEEP IN BECAUSE I CAN NOT SLEEP VERY GOOD.... LOVE MONALISA

Benighted
Come into this night Here we'll be gone So far away From our weak and crumbling lives Come into this night When days are done Lost and astray In what's vanished from your eyes What came and distorted your sight Saw you benighted by your fright Come into this night Your plight alone Carry your weight You are flawed as all of us Come into this night You only home It's never too late To repent, suffer the loss What came and distorted your sight Saw you benighted by your fright What came and distorted your sight Saw you benighted by your fright Come into this night When you're able To undo your deeds And atone with your lonely soul Once you're into this night All minds are stable Forget all your needs Lose the grip of all control

Words Can Cut Deeper Than Any Knife
I've been made aware of that recently and I realize now that I've got to be more careful than ever and think about what some careleslly uttered ones may do to a person. Two of the people that mean a great deal to me have been hurt by words, some of them mine, uttered without thinking about the consequences of them. Well, no more. I hope, and pray, that I won't hurt anyone anymore by my words, so if I seem a little distant for awhile, it's because I'm evaluating the man I've become, and quite frankly, I don't like him one bit. I know probably very few of you will see this; seems like maybe you all have figured out what I'm just seeing; that my words don't mean shit...it's my actions that do. So please bear with me as I try and find the man I was once upon a time and throw off this one I've become. I'm not saying I'm sorry because those are only words too; I want to show people that I can change. Have a wonderful weekend everyone.

A Little More About Me.
A little more about me. Smokey Hazel Ice@ CherryTAP Hello my name is Hazel. I am 31 and in a wonder ful relationship with my Girlfriend/Photographer Ezra Valentine. I love Ezra very much and we have been seeing each other for well over a year now. She is a very beautiful lady and the most kind hearted woman that I know. We are going to have outr website up very soon. The object of our website will be to celibrate all aspects of our relationship (with an emphasis on our crazy kinky sex life). Things on the website will include many photos not found here on cherry tap. Also there will be hot and steamy videos of both Ezra and I together and solo, expressing our kinky fetishs. If you decide that you like our photography style and would like to take pictures of yourself we can be your photographers. Just contact Ezra or I and we'll get back to you. We both have extensive art training and offer two very distintive points of veiw. I also like to write and play music an s

"you Can't Get Much More Concealed Than That"
EL CERRITO, Calif. - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors — naked — and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said. The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said. John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan. "You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said. Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident. Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon. "When you're talking about an awl or an

Post Turned Blog, Not My Words.
Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq, I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do. Upon landing in Chicago the pilot stopped short of the gate and

Tears On His 50th Wedding Anniversary
Tears on His 50th Wedding Anniversary A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. While cutting the cake, the wife was moved after seeing her husband’s eyes fill with tears. The wife took his arm, and looked at him affectionately. “I never knew you were so sentimental.” she whispered. “No . . . No . . .” he said, choking back his tears, “That’s not it at all. Remember when your father found us in the barn and told me to either marry you or spend the next 50 years in jail?” “Yes,” the wife replied. “I remember it like yesterday.” “Well,” said the husband, “Today I would have be a free man.”

Contests
My thanks to Engla for informing me that one can vote for more than one person in the contests that have been taking place on this site (unless otherwise specified, I suppose...) No thanks to me for not asking earlier, and for not going and voting once she told me; the contest I was going to vote in is closed. Will do so in certain others, though, under certain circ's.

Blah
Well, update planning for the wedding goes slow and it looks now that kathy and we will have pay for the whole wedding ourselves. Her father isn't gaving us the apartment in Flushing. So, we looking for apartment in Sunnyside, NY now because its close enough to our jobs and far enough but not to far from our parents. I'm just mad upset that it took this long to go no where. I told kathy when this started he was going to do it. Now we have to plan a wedding, I have focus on work and school, and we have to find an apartment.

The Power
Recently, I was teasing a friend about how women, because of long standing tradition, change their names after marriage. She lamented all the various things - driver’s license, bank accounts, etc. – that need attention. I said, “Sometimes it’s good to be a guy” to which she quickly replied, “That may be, but we have the power”. Truer words have never been spoken; as long as women are women and men are glad of it, they will have the power. That got me thinking about “The Power” and how folks use it. Do you realize that we all have “The Power”? We have the power to help or hurt. Sometimes we even use our own power to hurt ourselves. Think about this: Let’s say that I’m having a fight with a friend, not fisticuffs mind you, but an awful argument. It gets so heated that neither of us wants to give an inch and the argument ends with both sides vowing never to speak to the other again. Now the mere mention of my “friend” gets me all fired up again and starts to affect my attitude,

Just Enough To Love You
Push me out from the darkness To a sky that's colored blue Somewhere someone's finding happiness While I'm still here so hung up on you Nothing is real And I want you to know That I'm not alright Tear open my chest I'll try not to flinch I won't make promises I won't make promises You taught me that. I'm still losing what's left of my self esteem And I'm still watching the slow fading of all my daydreams The hardest things to say are the words that mean the most So I'll bite my tongue till it bleeds and I doubt you'll even know The easiest things to fake are feelings to fool someone else And I've been tricked for so long by you that I spent these last few months in my own hell A failed apology A day too late but now I see That all you really want's to see me dangle neck first from a tree But what would you need me for You've got friends galore And all you've ever been to me is a waste of time and nothing more Nothing is real and I want you to know Th

That Familiar Old Feeling...
seeing but not registering... listening but not comprehending... touching but not feeling... can't tell when the day turns to night... the minute and second hands blend together... disorientation...confusion... when one plus one is still one... two minus two is still two... felt like a looney tune cartoon... bulldozed and flattened yet somehow... managed to do the paper thin walk... butterflies...fluttering...in my tummy... and pray tell me... how is it possible? for i didn't swallow neither egg nor larvae nor pupae... alas...my fingers ached... to comb through your long silky hair... cascading like a shimmering rainbow... the apprehension...the frustration... of not knowing...and maybe never will... looks like this old familiar feeling... will be locked up and buried... in the deepest abyss of my heart...

Finally Coming Home
My husband "brew" comes home on the 12 dont get to see him until the 21 but hes coming home thank God To all you soldiers still ther God Bless and take care we are praying for you but as of right now MY BABY IS COMING HOME HOO-RAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When A Juggalo Or Juggalette Dies
when i die, show no pitty, send my soul to juggalo city, dig my grave six feet deep,put two matches at my feet, put two hatchests on my chest, and tell my homies i did my best!!!!!! if ur a true juggalo or juggalette you will copy and repast this if you dont then ur not a true juggalo or juggalette your just a juggahoe!!!!!! magic magic ninjas what woop woop!!!!!! mmfcl

Revenge Is A Bitch...aint It.hey Nicole Go Fuck Ur Self
u kno wat nicole i dont fuckin care if u post fuckin lyrics bout all us..i mean nicole where do u get the time to talk shit bout us when u have a dick in your mouth 24/7 u fuckin slut...i wouldn't call ya a whore cuz whores get paid and uhhhh ur not the type to get paid cuz ur a nasty std infested bitch!..its not really a bother to me let alone everyone and by means sayin everyone, u kno who i mean that u say shit bout us....i dont kno about them but i dont like you and i think ur the biggest slut in the whole school o wait a minute your the biggest slut in this whole fuckin town and thats sayin something...HAHA THERE I SAID IT....and as far as brittany goes she can kiss my fuckin ass cuz i think the same bout her as i do u, and if she thinks im scared of her she gots another thing comin and its my fuckin fist in her mouth! she dont scare me and im ready to knock her one ne time she wants...funny thing i told her that and she still hasnt set up the time to get the shit kicked outta h

Where'd You Go?
Music Video:WHERE'D YOU GO (by Fort Minor)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone she said somedays i feel like shit, somedays i wanna quit and just be normal for a bit. i dont understand why you have to always be gone. i get along but the trips always feel so long and i find myself tryin to stay by the phone cuz your voice always helps me when i feel so alone but i feel like an idiot, working my day around the call but when i pick up i dont have much to say so... i want you to know it's a lil fucked up that i'm stuck here waitin, at times debatin, telling you that i've had it with you and your career. me and the rest of the family here singing where'd you go? where'd you go? i miss you so, seems like it's been forever since you've been gone. where'd you go? i miss you so, seems like it's been forever since you've been gone, please come back home... come back home. you know the place where you used to live, used to barbeque up burgers and ribs, used to hav

Wow!!!!!!! I Am Amazed Sometimes
as found on: http://channels.isp.netscape.com/news/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20061104%2F0041360835.htm&sc=1120&floc=NI-ntk3 Naked Man Arrested for Concealed Weapon EL CERRITO, Calif. (AP) - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors - naked - and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said. The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said. John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan. ``You can't get much more concealed than that,'' Horgan said. Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident. Sheehan, who was p

Did You Know?
The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear. Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron; in honor of his brother. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants. More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump". If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do

Truth In Vision
The Sixth Chakra Within each of us lies the capacity to be a finely tuned receptor for psychic signals and clairvoyant sight. The sixth chakra is the source of internal visions, telepathy, and intuition. Located at the level of the forehead, this chakra, known also as the third eye, or Anja, is the energy center from which we draw our dreams, memories, and visions. From the sixth chakra, we gain the ability to discern the truth and see the past, present, and future in detail. The blessings that come into our lives are often the result of the images we are able to perceive via the sixth chakra. In Sanskrit, Anja means both "to perceive" and "to command," because when this chakra is strong, visualization is the first step in manifesting your desires. Associated with the imagination and big picture thinking, the sixth chakra can be visualized as a deep indigo lotus with only two petals. Like its element, light, it is the source of all seeing. Weakness or imbalance of the Anja chakra

A Poem For Someone Very Special To Me You Know Who You Are...... Title: I Love You
I never really knew you You were just a friend But when I got to know you, I let my heart unbend. I could'nt help past memories That would only make me cry I had to forget my first love And give love another try So I've fallen in love with you And I'll never let you go I love you more than anyone I just had to let you know And if you ever wonder why I don't know what I'll say But I'll never stop loving you Each and everyday My feelings for you will never change Just know my feelings are true Just remember one thing I Love You!!!!!!!!!!

Nuffing Really
Well hello.. Im just board so thought i would do sumthing in here today.. Not much really going on.. just getting ready to go back out on a 4 day mission.. an what fun those are haha.. but i think im going to go feed my fat belly ... see ya guys l8r

This Is Smart
Say the word COW before each word. 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4 - Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look Now say the word COW After each word 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4 - Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look Now say the word COW before AND after each word. 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4 - Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look Now read just the words upwards from the bottom. 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4- Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look

Where Would You Be?
WHERE WOULD YOU BE: IF YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES? IF YOU HAD NO WORRIES? IF YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU? IF YOUR BATHWATER HAD BEEN RUN? IF YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS? IF YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU, WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES? SO, WHERE WOULD YOU BE? ^^ HELLOOooo!!!!!!!!! YOU'D BE IN THE WRONG FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!

Too Funny Lmao
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

I Am Fine
I know I haven't been to this site in a long, long time. But that's life for you. I didn't realize fans I had till now. Who knew so many people would love a fat chick. But I will be fat no more. I went on a diet this week and I am hoping to lose at least 10 pounds by next week or at least that's my goal I have in mind. I want to be able to dress like the skinny girls do at Necto ( my fav club)I call it the diet coke and ciggerette diet. I am just sick of being fat. It's unhealthy.

Fuck Ex Bfs.... Grrr
ok soo like i talked to my ex yesterday and hes like oh i like you blah blah.. and i was like we should hang out and he said yes.. and soo it today and i was like soo when are we going and hes like i dont know and then he just goes to his friends house.. i think he just blew me off again...

"we Gives No Fucks"
"We Gives No Fucks" "I think it's the heart's desire for every person in America and Canada to succeed," Worldwide...yeah. "Success is one thing that's the motivating force behind many men" Amen. "And tonight I want to speak in a way that you'll realize that God ordained every one of his creations to be successful." Look at this, millionare, suave, definitely paid, lemonade, stock market played, marinate in shade, top craze, bitches blowin' up phones, I walk by, never lie, I'm the type of guy with sparkles in my eye, rollin' by, BMW, never take the truck with your kid, who what where, over there, with the diamond sinclare, looky there, everywhere I stay flossin' them things, I'm like bang, bling bling bang, chingy bling blang, what the fuck bitch, hurry up and suck, move along, c'mon, until it's gone, get the fuck out the room, I'm rollin' chrome, 700 spoke, whicky whicky what, keep your hungry mouth shut, cuz I'm livin' it up! Hey,

Emotionally Distraught
Emotionally distraught with all the empty lies My tears are constantly falling while my heart cries For when I go to sleep at night I find myself awake Sick of all the broken promises that I can no longer take It tears me up inside at night and every single day The reasons that you cant help for treating me this way But I’ve dealt with it for many years and many more to come Just wishing to find an answer if even only one But somehow through the lonely nights and everlasting days I found myself enjoying life far to many ways But hey life sucks so what am I to do Just narrow down my daily hate into a select few Yeah that might work but I cant keep it locked inside Only wish to take away all the nights I cried But it isn’t that bad as I think in my head Cause after all it could be worse I could actually be dead

Blood Lust Pt.1
I reach out to you my dearest reader and friend, A horrible crime I have committed and to you I shall tell it to, right till the very end. There is a blood lust that forever runs in my veins, When that lust trickles to nothing I begin to go insane. The small of fear drives me to an absolute new height, Every conflict I engage in is a beautifully orchestrated fight. That first drop of blood that my skilled hands dearly draws, To me is the icing on the cake the work of my ever sharpened claws. My victim cowering on the ground trying so hard to run away, But when I bring my blood filled finger to my lips they understand they must stay. My eager and hungry tongue reaches out for its liquid gold prize, The taste of blood on my lips, my victims deafening cries. I hiss at them with displeasure for interrupting me during my feast, I scream at them, “You want to see me; here I am the horrible beast!” I then stare into terrified eyes as I advance onto my

Tears Of Humanity
so fall the tears of humanity the dawn has broken night's serenity a ray of light shining down a cold mist spreads upon the ground dance with me mind to mind becoming one with your own kind and sway around the fire speading warmth like a funeral pyre control things that cant be seen return from another broken dream back to a world inside your head hypnotic laugh dance of the dead skin to skin flesh and bone no longer to be alone I feel what i need and you give until we decide to live eternally inside our minds our souls and bodies intertwine

I Bleed Tears And Cry Blood :... {
IS IT DEEP? The wound, the cut, the slit those are the only ones that count don’t do it, if there isnt a shedding of blood... Bleed away, let your problems simply bleed away.... Blood that is pumped to our hearts, cant ever reach our hearts if it has been broken BLOOD MAY SPILL.....MY HEART MAY STILL but the pain will always be with me what brought me to my knees what brought me to tears what brought me to CRIMSON hands what drove me to insanity....and a longing for escape of life a life that never gave me a chance slit my wrist slit my throat..... Just let me die bleeding..... LET ME DIE HAPPY let me die hurting LET ME DIE HAPPY let me die with a smile IS IT DEEP? This times its got to count its got to hurt and relieve all the pain of living feeling like a no one deathly chilling an ice cold feeling I hate living, I hate breathing... Im ready to die everyday it cant get worse but amazingly does my tears...arent tears anymore.....

I Lost A Very Dear Online Friend
Hi everyone, yes, i'm sad, so awfully sad. i learned today that a very dear online friend passed away on Oct 2nd. She was a one of a kind. Kind, compassionate, intelligent, and just out and out wonderful. Apparently her sister just dug into her AOL account and found the email i sent her a couple of weeks ago, asking if she was ok. She had been offline for about a month now, and i was worried a bit, but, not excessively so. She was a teacher in a nearby school district and said she was feeling a bit under the weather. According to her sister, she died of complications from diabetes. i could go on and on about the great talks we had, but, since she was Wiccan, i do pray the Goddess takes good care of her.

What A Kiss Really Means
+Kiss on the stomach = Im ready +Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" +Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything +Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" +Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" +Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" +Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" +Kiss on the Lips = I love you" What the gesture means... +Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" +Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" +Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" +Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you" +Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" +Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" +Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- + Dont ask for a kiss, take one. +If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. --Requirements-- +Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get the

Cheesy Pull-apart Calzone
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 34 min Makes: 6 servings 1 can (13.8 oz) refrigerated pizza crust 1/4 cup pizza sauce 1 cup KRAFT Shredded Low-Moisture Part-Skim Mozzarella Cheese 3 slices OSCAR MAYER Shaved Oven Roasted Turkey Breast 2 Tbsp. small broccoli pieces 2 Tbsp. corn 1 Tbsp. water 1 Tbsp. KRAFT 100% Grated Parmesan Cheese PREHEAT oven to 400°F. Cut dough roll in half crosswise. Unroll 1 half on large baking sheet sprayed with cooking spray. SPREAD pizza sauce evenly down center of dough, leaving 1/2-inch around edges. Sprinkle with cheese. Top one third with turkey and second third with broccoli and corn, leaving last third cheese only. Unfold remaining dough half over filling. Crimp edge with fork. Cut rectangle into thirds crosswise. Cut each rectangle on diagonal into 2 pieces (do not separate). Brush dough with water. Sprinkle evenly with Parmesan cheese. BAKE 15 to 19 min. or until golden brown. Cool 5 min.

A Wife's Revenge
A Wife's Revenge A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw. Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! You aren't going to cut it off, are you?" Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set fire to the shed. You do whatever you have to do!"

John Mayer
i watched the john mayer concert tonight on direct tv,and let me tell ya,he was awesome,i just love john mayer,there is something about the way he sings.i think he is so cute,and dam he sure can sing,his band is really good too.the drummer is awesome.oh well,just some of my thoughts...brenda

Sir Winston Churchill
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril. All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of all. Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the climb. From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put. He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vice

What Is Your Hitman Name
table border="0" width="300" style="border: 1px solid #C5C5C5; padding: 0px" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" height="267">The Black AngelPeople Iced:Thirty TwoCar Bombs Planted:NineteenFavorite WeaponCurdled MilkArms Broken:Thirty OneEyes Gouged:ThirteenTongues Cut Off:SixBiggest Enemy:Big Johnny JohnstonGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME

A Poem Send By Mr Holydiver69
With your hands behind your back, Blind fold over your eyes. Something cold and velvety A luxurious, sexy surprise. Greek style honey yogurt. Creamy, sweet and delicious. Runs across your body, This love now so capricious. From your yogurt covered navel, I lavishly kiss your skin. The moment gets so hot, We're covered from head to chin. I work my hands so neatly, Spread the yogurt down your thighs. Caress and stroke so deeply, And slowly sensationalise. Greek style honey yogurt. A taste I now adore. A heavenly night of passion, Left me wanting more

Last Night Was Crazy
ok so the reason i wasnt here yesterday was cuz of Open Mic Night at my school that the Writing Center runs. i'm in the Writing Center and we tutor ppl who need help with their writing. wheeee. so our theme last night was Wizard of Oz, but it really should've been st. partick's day. honestly, the only thing that was missing was beer. everything was green, yellow and rainbow, no joke. my friend rachel had seperated skittles and m&m's BY COLOR and put them into seperate bags. i had made cupcakes and put green (i had to dye it myself) frosting with rainbow sprinkles on it. i'm sure they were gone by the 1st intermission. i got to sit next to mott tho. lol mott's fuckin AWSOME! we were chattin today before i had to go set up for the OMN and then i sat next to him during the entire thing. his ex was sitting behind us tho...i think she's incredibly annoying (she hangs out wit one of my friends and tries to constantly sing disney songs...even i'm not that kiddish). but yea, a

Umm I Dont Know If I Should Post This One
DRINKS A Mexican drinks his Tequila and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces while it is still in the air. He says "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice. Viva Mexico!" An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his camel beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK 47 and shoots the glass to pieces while it is still in the air. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either! Praise Allah!" A US Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Budweiser and drinks it, throws his bottle into the air, pulls out his M-9 Beretta and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. He says "In America we have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

Lets Keep A Secret
Who is that boy on your arm tonight? i've never seen him around is he someone you really love or just a fake show to show them you are so beautiful i don't really know but do you think that it is right that he doesn't know about us i woke up this morning thinking of you it was something that lasted for more than a night don't tell me you are just pretending you are my best kept secret and i'll be your biggest mistake but let me think that we can't get in too deep shhhhh... we can't let anyone find out there will be murder but meet me on the swings at midnight i don't think i'll be able to sleep unless i kiss you tonight but we've got to keep it quiet so he won't find out and the girl by my side will never know so let's keep this forbidden love a secret if we keep this taboo we won't be any danger but let's make sure we don't get into deep or maybe we will regret for now you are just my dirty little secret don't won't you to be my secret love don't won

Weed
so every body knows jesus but you should know my uncle weedus the god of weed. im a pot head so if a fellow pot head join my church. there is only one comandment dont give me no bammer weed we dont smoke that shit in the sac

What Is Ur Love Style
Your Love Style is Eros For you, love is all about the passion! And chances are, you're currently in love. You have a strong physical response to love... And you are great at committing (As long as the person makes your toes curl!) What's Your Love Style?

Keeps Comin
Add 1 thing to the fuck list or you'll have a FUCKED up 20 days! 1.Fuck the police 2.Fuck the gas prices 3.Fuck Me!!!! :o) 4.FUCK WORK! 5. FUCK ASSHOLES(GUYS) 6.FUCK BITCHES(GIRLS) 7. FUCK CHEATERS 8. FUCK LIARS 9. FUCK POSERS 10. FUCK IDIOTS 11. FUCK HEARTBREAKERS 12. FUCK PEOPLE THAT DON'T CARE 13. FUCK PEOPLE WHO DO CARE, BUT DON'T SHOW IT. 14. FUCK THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE, WHO DON'T LOVE YOU BACK. 15. FUCK THE PAST. 16. FUCK THOSE WHO HAVE HURT YOU. 17. FUCK LOGIC. 18. Fuck pirates... 19. Fuck SCHOOL (chemistry and english) 20. FUCK GUYS THAT SAY THEY LOVE YOU AND CARE BUT DON'T BOTHER TO CALL! 21. FUCK TAXES 22. FUCK DEMOCRATS/LIBERALS!!! 23. FUCK COCHRAN!! 24. FUCK GEORGE BUSH! 25. FUCK THIS SHIT! 26. Fuck Bees! 27.Fuck our Government 28.Fuck yuppie womean who drive a big SUV and DONT PAY ATTENTION to the road because they are too busy putting on their make up and drinking Starbucks! 29. FUCK MISTAKES YOU MARRIED!!! 30. FUCK ME'wink 31. Fuck everyone

Once The Heart Bleeds, Does It Stop?
I was wondering today while I was alone: Does your heart ever stop loving something you loved? I think the answer is NO! - This is what I mean: I have had in my life some people who came in, caused me to like them deeply, and then....POOF! Gone - Like the wind baby! So what now - As I think back there are people I can categorize with love - or maybe just extreme lust and I'm not sure what love is (Though I try daily to understand it). I guess what I'm trying to say is: So you stick with the love you know, or hope for love as it shows itself to you? Do we hinder ourselves with life, or does life unfold and we accept?

A Time
A time to remember our forefathers a time tell stories of our country and how many men died fighting for our freedom so that we may live to see another day and days that will live in infamy wheter they died fighting the good fight or over some political scandal they shall never be forgotten but held high and beloved by us who want to show our appreciation never let down by the decimation no descration so on this day and time salute our fallen brothers and show love to their widowed lovers.

Talk A Jackass!!!!!!!!!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW ANYONE THAT LIVES IN THE UNITED STATES CAN NOT SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!!! THIS PERSON IS NOT EVEN FIT TO BE CALLED A MAN!!!HE IS SO ANTI AMERICAN THAT ITS UNREAL!!! HE DELETED MY COMMENT OFF OF HIS BLOG BUT HE CAN NOT DELETE THIS!!! HE MAY NOT BE FROM AMERICA BUT HE LIVES HERE NOW,SO HE SHOULD SUPPORT THE COUNTRY HE LIVES IN NOW!!!! ALL I DID WAS TELL HIM THAT IF HE THOUGHT WE WERE DOING BAD OVER IN IRAQ THEN HE SHOULD GO LIVE THERE!!!

True Love Will Prevail
even through am not in a relationship now , it does not mean I dont believe in this... Must have faith to trust in, and others just wing it? the WING ones are many the ones left in the dark and alone. You get what you put in to a relationship or marriage and the rewards are so wonderful. have a great Sunday True Love Will Prevail by Michael Vestal Just when I thought I'd lost you for good, You came back to me. as I prayed you would. I think you realized what I mean to you, What you mean to me; You already knew... We can not hide this love we both share Our bond is strong and beyond compare. This special love that we both feel, We both truly know that it's for real... What makes our love so special for each other? Are the little things we share with one another. The bigger decisions we talk things through, That's what two people in love would do… We love each other; it's plain to see, I'm in love with you and you with me.

Romeo
Thus the on I love Romeo To keep and to hold To never let go his love is the deepest love I ll ever know Romeo will you kill for me Will you hold me until my Heart stops crying for you We been pulled away Far apart from each other To long, Much too Long And now we are here I am going to hold all the Memorizes forever I am not letting you go Not now, not ever You love is special to me I love you my Romeo

Fuckin Morons
for those of u who know me..im a nice person and that im as sweet as can be...i havent said n e thing wrong in commets or n e thing for the sad fuckin few that judged me cause i have a scar on my leg from a sugery that i had due from trying to defend ur lazy ass...u have a nother thing commin...first off where do u get the right to say that im ugly and that my leg is ugly without even takin the fuckin time to get to know me...dont commet on my page then add me to ur friends list to call me fuckin names...i have a news flash u fuckin morons...i dont give a fuck..but get the fuck off my page...cause i dont have time to deal with ur sorry asses... if i gave a fuck id personally see to that something was done but i dont care....dont commet on my shit and dont call me ugly...

Pages Of The Night
i have walked a long way just to see you i have held onto something that no one ever knew and now i see in your eyes what it is im supposed to be i can take a look to the stars and see youll set me free so remember when i hold you close that im the one you need and forget the things in the past that make your heart bleed lets live forever in the pages of the night and forever we can be as one til they turn out the light ill fill your days and nights with shades of black and grey and turn all your fears around and make them go away

In My Head
"In My Head" By Anna Nalick... Come listen to the song on my page!! Under the weight of your wings You are a god and whatever I want you to be And I wonder if truly you are Nearly as beautiful as I believe In my head Your voice You've got all that I need And this make believe will get me through Another lonely night Under the weight of your wings Should ever we meet on your side of your stereo I will pretend I know not of your thoughts And even the way that they mirror my own I'll take you away in the way that you take me and go where I go In my head Your voice You've got all that I need And this make believe will get me through Another lonely night Fall away to the sound of my heart to your beat Melancholy and cool, kind of bitter sweet Love on repeat I'm echoing all your philosophies And as I fall away to the sound of my heart to your beat Melancholy and cool, kind of bitter sweet Love on repeat I'm echoing all your philosophies And as I...

Screaming Chicken
this my recipe for screaming chicken take a large Ziplock bag and fill will chicken thighs (i prefer) now fill with Naked Juice Tangerine Scream™ add cayenne pepper and cumin... put in the fridge for 34 to 48 hrs. now throw on the BBq or in the wok.. after throwing on the grill i use a garlic pepper mixture i made. in the mixture is black pepper galic salt cummin cayenne pepper and salt. you may use whatever spices for you like for your seasong... the key to this is to use Naked Juice Tangerine Scream™ juice... you could use any tangerine juice but Naked Juice™ has a very distinct flavor to it..i know naked juice isnt available everywhere and is seasonal so in that case substitute Naked Juice orange juice...i think Owalla also makes a tangerine juice.. hope you enjoy... you check www.nakedjuice.com for availibility.. NOTE: CHECK AT COSTCO™ OR SAM'S CLUB FOR NAKED JUICE BECUASE AT THE REGULAR SUPERMARKET ITS RATHER EXPENSIVE!!!!

Contests
I think any girls that are in contests showing their loose sloppy pussies and saggy titties are all a bunch of fucking retards. Yeah people vote for you and leave comments, but other than that what do you get? Not a damn thing worth a shit. What you do get is a bunch of horny perverts gawking at your twats. The person holding the contest is getting the points, not you, so tell me please, ladies what it feels like to be skanky cunts with no self esteem?

A Meme With Only 98 Questions
1. How old will you be in five years? 31. 2. Who did you spend at least two hours with yesterday? Shannon. 3. How tall are you? 5'7" 4. what do you look forward to in the next 6 weeks? Getting Black Friday over with. Going out to dinner and wearing a DRESS. Attending my first office party. Finally buying the new MCR album. Going on a few bike rides. Having a day off with no plans. 5. What's the last movie you saw? Cars. I loved it. :) 6. Who is the last person you called? Eliana to tell her I would be late for work. 7. Who was the last person to call you? Shannon to tell me to get the hell over there to sleep. .8. What was the last text message you received? Some boy trying to get me to move to Boston... odd. 9. Do you prefer to call or text? Call! Besides, texts cost me extra. 10. Do you have any pets? No, but a cat owns me. 11. What were you doing at 12am last night? Sleeping like a rock. 12. Are your parents married/separated/divor

My True Love
I used to think that love would bethis perfect dream-come-true,Then I found something betterI found real love with you...Love complete with romancethat can take my breath away,Love that's filled with friendshipthat grows warmer every day...Love that's made us stronger,love that's made us grow.Love that's made us wiserand that is why I know...That I'm better as a personand we"re closer as a pair,Because together we have foundour own true love to share.

Biker's Alphabet"
I came home from work one bright, sunny day, And looked out the window, saw the rugrats at play. I glanced at the table, upon which a book, Lay open. I grabbed it and gave it a look. The bright colored pictures, my son had, you could tell, Looked at it, and wondered, in his way, what the hell, Are all these strange symbols and letters about? This is not like the magazines my old man leaves out. I looked at it closely and it went down the list. "A is for apples", the other letters like this. I started to thinking about the best chuckle yet. It's time to write down The Biker's Alphabet. A is for Assholes, you dodge on the street. B is for Bitches, they're looking so sweet. C is for Chrome, the Biker's sunshine of life. D is for Dancers, your M/C bro's wife. E is for Evo, the new special breed. F is for Fatboy, built low for great speed. G is for Glide, Wide, Electra and Dyna. H is for Harley, that hot steel vagina. I is for Iso, the pegs for

Sorry Sobs
OK IM GOIN TO STATE THIS ONE MORE TIME FOR PEOPLE THAT DONT LIKE MY DAMM PICS THEN STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE AND DONT LOOK AT THEM BECAUSE I HAD SOME FUCKIN NEWBIE CALL MY DAMM PIC WHORISH AND I DONT FUCKIN NEED SOME CUM GUZZLING LIL ROAD WHORE TELLIN ME ABOUT MY FUCKIN PICS TY YOU

Now Excepting All Major V-cards
i am so completly new at this, I have no idea what i am doing. all I can hear are the tornato sirens going off outside. they are faulty though, for some reason they have been going off in every bad storm. I bet it makes all the old folks remember back on ole nam. hahahha well.. here is my first one. I dont think i am fit for this site... i am pretty sure that everyone looks like hookers on here.... :) peesouth -sam-

Erotic
I walk into the house and look around, but you are no where to be found. I am feeling so hot for your touch and can feel myself pulsing and skin prickling just to feel you touch me. I walk through the kitchen, hands up my shirt idly playing with my nipples through my bra as I search. Finally I walk into the backyard and find you there. It is so hot and I look up, shielding my eyes from the sun with my left hand, right still in my shirt. You look at me and grin. I walk over to you and we embrace. What should be a hello kiss deepens and I twirl my tongue around yours, loving the way it goes hard and soft against my lips and cheeks. You run your nails down my back, raking them as you kiss me, you know how I love that. I tilt my head back and you kiss around my neck to that spot that melts my insides. I turn my back to you, giving you better access to my neck. I lean back, putting my arms around your neck, smoothing my body backward and you gaze down at my nipples poking through my shir

Foil-pack Taco Chicken Dinner
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 50 min Makes: 4 servings, one packet each 4 small boneless skinless chicken breast halves (1 lb.) 4 tsp. TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Taco Seasoning Mix 2 cups thinly sliced peeled potatoes 1 cup KRAFT Mexican Style Shredded Cheese 1/2 cup TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Garden Salsa 1/4 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream PREHEAT oven to 400°F. Sprinkle chicken evenly with seasoning mix. Place 1/2 cup of the potatoes on center of each of four large sheets of heavy-duty foil; top each with 1 chicken breast, 1/4 cup of the cheese and 2 Tbsp. of the salsa. BRING up foil sides. Double fold top and both ends to seal each packet, leaving room for heat circulation inside. Place in single layer in 15x10x1-inch baking pan. BAKE 30 to 35 min. or until chicken is cooked through (170°F) and potatoes are tender. Remove packets from oven. Let stand 5 min. Place one packet on each of four dinner plates. Cut slits in foil with sharp knife to rel

Easy Brownie Shortcake Dessert
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 55 min Makes: 16 servings 1 pkg. (19.8 oz.) brownie mix 1 container (16 oz.) BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream, divided 4 tsp. sugar 1 tsp. vanilla 3 cups assorted cut-up fresh fruit (kiwi, strawberries, banana) PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Prepare brownie batter as directed on package; stir in 1/2 cup of the sour cream. Spoon into greased and floured 9-inch round cake pan. BAKE 45 minutes. Cool in pan 10 minutes. Remove brownie layer from pan; cool completely. CUT brownie layer horizontally in half to form 2 layers. Mix remaining sour cream, sugar and vanilla. Spread half of the sour cream mixture onto bottom half of brownie; cover with top of brownie. Spread top with remaining sour cream mixture; cover with fruit. Refrigerate until ready to serve. Store leftover dessert in refrigerator. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Variation Prepare brownie batter with sour cream as directed. Spoon into greased and floured 13x9-inch baking pan.

How To Poop At Work!
HOW TO POOP AT WORK >> >>As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is >>inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, the following is a >>survival guide for taking a dump at the office. >>CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. >>FLY BY: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. >>ESCAPEE: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you relea

My Friends Daughter
If you know the story will understand this. My friends/co-workers daughter lost the fight around midnight last night. She has been on life support since Sunday and her poor body let her go !! Thank you for your thoughts and prayers !! Continue keeping the family in your thoughts !! They are going to need all the strength they can get !! There is no more physical pain, only the pain left in our hearts....

The Message In This Day
Thursday, November 16, 2006 The message in this day What is today telling you? Instead of feeling that you must fight against the events and developments of this day, decide to carefully listen. Imagine that there's a message in each circumstance that comes your way. Proceed as if you're receiving valuable information that can make a real difference in your life and in your world. Instead of becoming completely consumed by what's happening, take a moment to consider why. Then go one step further and look at ways you can make use of the new knowledge that is coming your way. The challenges that arrive, the joys you experience, the disappointments, the discoveries, and the seemingly random happenings all add up to something. Let go of the need to instantly jump to shallow conclusions about each little thing, and seek to know the whole picture. Find out for yourself what happens when you make the assumption that everything occurs for a reason, and that those reasons are

You Say...
you say that you're so sorry your boobs aren't big enough t satisfy my needs I say, boobs aren't that important, it's the heart behind them. you say you're sorry you're not skinny enought for me to see your ribs. I say you're well-fed, and thusly blessed you say you're sorry you're not pretty enough to be my girl. I say you definitely have nothing to be sorry for in that aspect. You say you're sorry you're not a playboy model so you can't act like a playboy model for me. I say I'd rather make love to you then be fucked by a porn star anyday. you say you're sorry you don't have a dream body that turns me on. I say you have nothing to be sorry for. you say you're sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who she really is. I say I love the person you are and wouldn't change you for the world. Women you all say guys put too much emphasis on boobs and ass and looks, and there are no more gentlemen and nice guys to love you for who you are. I say we gentlemen are here, we ju

Proven Facts Alllll Though Sad...society Is Messed These Days
In Canada, one in every 8 deaths and injuries in road crashes is a teenager. Recent statistics that tell us 2 out of 5 people who die in crashes involving alcohol are 25 years of age and under. More teenagers die each year as a result of road crashes than any other cause of death.

Your Candy Licker
I'll lick that candy the way ya nigga dont Tongue it down just right like he cant and/or want Make u feel A licking thrill Spread them lips Lemma get a steal Im you cnady licker Put some honey on it make you cum on my tongue Or lick it straight up Say what u want and its done Im your candy licker, I wanna lick that flicker Lick it up nd Lick it down Aint no shame, Bend over, turn it around Lemme be you candy licker I wanna be the one who licks that candy till u cum all night I got what it takes to lick that kityy right Your man got pride, let him claim that shit Im lickin his candy tonite/face all up in it Cause aint no shame to it 25 hours a day/8days a week 366 ill make that puddy leak Im your candy licker....... Khristinafaye2006

Natural Highs
Think about them one at a time BEFORE going on to the next one... IT DOES MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD, especially the thought at the end. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail 7 . Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake.. (or vanilla or strawberry!) 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. A good conversation. 15. The beach 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke.

Passion - Quotes And Thoughts...
“Without passion man is a mere latent force and possibility, like the flint which awaits the shock of the iron before it can give forth its spark.” -Henri Amiel (1821-1881) Passion is such a primal human trait. We all know what it is, what it feels like. Whether it is passion for a person, place, or activity, passion is what carries us forward to new and greater heights of life experiences. And it is through these experiences that we learn more about ourselves, and are able to express ourselves. Our passions show us who we are, and what we can do. “The fiery moments of passionate experience are the moments of wholeness and totality of the personality.” -Anais Nin (1968) Passion is often associated with fire. It feels “hot.” It feels like it could consume us. We need to pay attention to the things that we feel passionate about. Our passions are tools which help us to learn and grow. When we are pursuing our passions we feel alive, we are living in the moment, taking it a

Armageddon 4
Armageddon 4 Why do I laugh, when I could cry Against the confines of my mind The jester wears a tearful crown Masquerade of pristine anguish Brilliance hand in hand with failure I walk the road of broken glass Chained and fettered by my fears Yet my thoughts are free to roam

Into His Arms I Surrender
Through the night he sang Loving songs in harmony While swaying to the beat Fingers played sensually Sweet sounds I embraced Enthralled raptures I float I felt love within my heart As I caressed every note Fingers glide on his guitar Gentle rhythms he strums Blissfully I am serenaded His voice sensually hums While gazing into his eyes He sang Love Me Tender As he set my soul on fire Into his arms I surrender

I Wish I Would Have Seen
I wish I would Have Seen Did you ever wonder what it would be like to be in love? Did you ever just wish that it was something that you could see just before it hit you Did you ever wonder why love, hit you so hard it took your breath away And for a moment all is right with the world But with only a few words it can be taken away, and your left out in the cold ,crying , and wondering The cold chill is worst then any word that could be spoken Now I walk into the night alone, and really know what it must feel like to be dead Shock, loss, tears that dried hours ago but still the tracks remain I don't feel anything the numb feeling is upon me So love hit me hard and hit me hard when it left so bury what was left of my heart and shut out those who will want to help me heal I am threw with love .I can't seem to believe in it any more I wish it was something I could have seen coming But it took me by surprise And left me just the same By Jane

Definitions
THINGY (thing-ee)n. Female....Any part under a car' hood. Male...The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel)adj. Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male...Playing football without a cup. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)n. Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelngs with one's partner. Male...Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)n. Female...A desire to get married and raise a family Male....Trying not to hit on other women while out with his own ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment)n. Female...A good movie, concert, play or book Male...Anything that can be done drinking beer FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens)n. Female...An embarrassing by product of indigestion Male...A source of entertainment, self expression, male bonding. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv)n. Female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can acheive Male...Call it whatever you want, just as lon

Do It
"Hottie Game" This is called the "Hottie Game" Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... [a] Perfect [b] Hottie [c] Gorgeous [d] Amazingly Beautiful [e] I'd marry you right now [f] I would ask u 2 be my gf / bf [g] I would make out with you. [h] I'd hit Dont be scared to repost or see what people think of you.

"i Cried"
Body: When you were 15, your mom came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to ta

New Song For My Record
Just another sad story She's just a sad story Like a little bird Flying in the sky Trying to reach the tree But still fall down to die Her fingers are not human It's more like swords and spears A demon without feelings A creature without tears She told me I was fragile But what else could I be When she took my heart And smashed it to the wall What am I suppose to do Should I stand or fall Ref: What did she want from me What did she wanted me to be I don't know cause she just ran away She didn't even hesitated To ruin all that we created It wasn't enough for her I feel like I stood for everything she hated Now when you're gone You can't hurt me anymore My self esteem is low But I've learned to grow I will open those empty letters You wrote to me and cry Burn them one by one And be happy I didn't say goodbye Should I stand or fall Ref: What did she want from me Wh

Life Goes On, Dont Let It Pass
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds yo u spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

Boo
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL 1)My daughter is my EVERYTHING!!! 2)I dont know shit about computers I learn something about them everyday tho... 3)Im a people person! 4)I have a low self esteem..... 5)I have scars all over my stomach from 2 surgerys ---C-section and Gall bladder surgery. 6)I do like my Hair and Eyes tho!! 7)I quit smoking cigarettes when i had gall bladder surgery March 7th 2006 8)I like Dance Dance Revulation (need to play it more) 9)I rather HUG AND KISS than scream and ARGUE!! 10)My fav. food is CHEF SALAD...... now i have to remember who i told lol OK MY 10 PEOPLE ARE........ 1.Tiger Goddess Spirit 2.Ancient1 3.booboo 4.Crazysane 5.Pussycat 6.

Okay
okay, i'm here wasting time before i get started on the day. house cleaning and stuff. trying NOT to be nervious about my interview tomorrow. though i'm keeping my fingers crossed that it'll pan out. *does hopeful fingers crossed dance* okay, so not much to say. love to all my dearest darlings and you know who you are. untill next time, good moshpitting to all!

My Monday
one more day...a short day too!! oh thank GOD. we get out at 2 pm tomorrow instead of 2:45 pm. and all i can say is "THANK GOD!!" cept i wont have anything to do when i get home anyway, my reasons for going to wilson are leavin tomorrow (aka hanging out wit reese and her bf...but reese leaves tomorrow) so i dont have a reason to jump the metro and go see zack (if he's there anyway). told rachel about him, she thought it was funny as hell to tell me he is too old. meh, dont have a chance anyway. everyone LOVED my hair! it was so funny to see people's reactions to the blue. my carpool (who didnt pick me up this morning cuz he was late) guy, zack s., stated that he now wants a gf who had her hair the same blue as mine. i laughed when he told me he was gonna make his next gf (whoever she is) call me and i get to dye her hair! it sounds like FUN! we had a class meeting today...i wish i could kill all the people who talk while the grade head is talking. it's so rude and it k

I Like Work?
Sickening You sicken me You make me fucking sick When I look into your eyes, I honestly want to slit my throat, bleed, and puke all over your fucking boots You didn’t hear me? You really want me to repeat the hate I just hissed? I said fuck you What? FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID FUCKING SHITHEAD; I AM NOT INTERESTED IN THE SEARS CATALOGUE UNDERWEAR ADS, YOU DUMB FUCKING IDIOT!!! You make me fucking sick

Ain't It The Truth
You love her But she loves him And he loves somebody else You just can't win And so it goes Till the day you die This thing they call love It's gonna make you cry I've had the blues The reds and the pinks One thing for sure (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah Two by two and side by side Love's gonna find you yes it is You just can't hide You'll hear it call Your heart will fall Then love will fly It's gonna soar I don't care for any casanova thing All I can say is Love stinks (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah I've been through diamonds I've been through minks I've been through it all Love stinks (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks y

The Cycle Of Nature/ Naturens Gang
The Cycle Of Nature You came with a wind, and blew up a storm, that disturbed the sea snake, In my ocean. In still waters, The bottom is turbid, with beasts resting, Beneath the surface. The cycle of nature, Offers aftermath, After it’s earthquakes, hurricanes, And enormous waves. So slink away, From the sleeping volcano, For his awakening, Will be your end. Naturens Gang I mitt hav, Terget du sjø ormen, Der du kom med vinden, Og blåste opp stormen. I stille vann, Er det grumsete grunn, Med mye som hviler, Mellom overflate og bunn. Ja, naturens gang, Kan gi store følger, Med sine jordskjelv, orkaner, Og enorme bølger. Så list deg nå bort, Fra vulkanen som sover, For vekkes den nå, Er for din del, alt over. Copyright © 2006 by C Hottran A big thanks to Alexander Shaumyan for helping me transelate this to english.

Mind,soul, & Body
My Mind says that i want u My soul says that i need u Your body drives me crazy So pleez just let me feel u. My nights keep getting longer My mind keeps getting darker Your soul is what i need To fulfill this dark desire Those curves Your body has Are so dangerous & addictive. That an overdose of u Would only make more descriptive Body,mind,And soul Those are three things U should know In order to be happy In this lonely lonely world...

Disappear
Disappear I thought that our love could pull us through, that the passion that burned inside me could keep our love alive. But being the "child" that I am, the people around me have the final say. I have to let you go before it's too late for you, before you fall in their trap. I'm their bait. You have to leave, run as fast as you can before the trap is set into motion. Forget me. Forget the sound of my laugh, forget my smile. Forget the feelings that you have for me.Before it's too late for you. You still have a chance; a chance to erase me and start anew. As for me, I shall do what I must, remembering you everytime I look or feel the delicate chain around my neck. I hope you listen and don't hesitate to ask questions or to get an explanation. Don't look back; I couldn't bear it if you did. From the moment you read this I hope you listen to my warning. You need to erase me, you need to forget me. I have to disappe

My Two Cents
This thing about "Cherry Tap" (which was once Lost Cherry and I will ALWAYS think of and refer to as Lost Cherry) and content on it has gone way out of hand. The facts: - when first entering the site (the login/register page) it CLEARLY states no Teeny boppers aloud. - When I joined LC, it was touted as "on-line nightclub". As far as I know, it still says that. - This site, I'm assuming, is for ADULTS for fun, making friends, downloading pictures to share with other ADULTS, as well as stash and blog entries. - This site is for making your page, and the contents you put in other areas kept for you, YOUR OWN. If some people don't like your page, they move on or they rate you with ones or block you. - LC touted it's not like myspace, you have more freedoms here because it's a adult online nightclub. - The reason (as I understand it) Lost Cherry's name was changed to Cherry Tap was to make it more clear that it's an adult site. My opinion: wtf happened??

Don't Say Goodbye
Please wipe away the tears that I cry, Hold me close, And take away the lonliness that I feel inside. Why do you sometimes doubt the feelings I have for you? Don't you realize my love for you is genuine and true? I know you've got your insecurities, And reasons for them to, But honey, I'm yours and your mine, You're never gonna lose me, And that's just the way its gonna be. I try to give you everything a man could ever want and more, So how come when we disagree, It seems you always tell me your gonna leave and walk out the door? I don't ever want us to part or to go our seperate ways, So please tell me your here to stay, And that you'll never break my heart. My world would just crumble and I'd die inside, If I ever lost you, So please never bring those sad tears to my eyes, Don't ever tell me "good bye".

Loving Him Was Easy
Loving Him Was Easy He had looked inside my heart I knew It from the start He had found my soul I was under his control He could have ask me to do anything I would have stood in the freezing rain He was playing with me, teasing me little did he know he was pleasing me He could have owned my life But instead he asked me to be his wife ***Babyyy*** :)

Today In History 11-21
On this day... 235 St Anterus begins his reign as Catholic Pope 496 St Gelasius I ends his reign as Catholic Pope 1654 Richard Johnson, a free black, granted 550 acres in Virginia 1783 Pilstre de Rozier & Marquis d'Arlandes make 1st free balloon flight 1787 Andrew Jackson admitted to the bar 1789 North Carolina ratifies constitution, becomes 12th US state 1794 Honolulu Harbor discovered 1818 Russia's Czar Alexander I petitions for a Jewish state in Palestine 1824 1st Jewish Reform congregation established, Charleston, SC 1837 Thomas Morris of Australia skips rope 22,806 times 1847 Steamer "Phoenix" is lost on Lake Michigan, kills 200 1848 Cincinatti Turngemeinde founded 1871 Moses Gale patents a cigar lighter 1877 Tom Edison announces his "talking machine" invention 1895 Start of Sherlock Holmes "Adventure of Bruce Partington Plans" (BG) 1902 1st night football game, Philadelphia Athletics beats Kanaweola AC, 39-0 1914

Mental Mind Fuck
I am who you are when I was myself wanting to be you inside me before them as you can see who they are within themselves as they are before us while we are together. Umm Yea. I'm on beer number eight and still able to communicate to some degree or another. I seem to be losing a few words here and there though. I'll probably find them burried beneath the pile of cans in the morning. How you all doing out there? Everyone doing good? Somebody get me a gin and tonic. Is this thing on? No respect. To the soul without a body and the emptiness therein, this Bud's for you. Name this song: "My body belies me, I'm a fertile mind." Good Luck! -Robert

Something About Fake Love
love is meaningless well these day and ages is a false remembrance to embrace companionship but its mostly compared in par se betrayal in lies and triffling females and males alike who are in lust they cant define it into words and say docile you try n selcude but relationships art based on trust and verbal communications enforcing the predicate of the movement however its a word of an understatement to say the least for all of you art unfaithful now your just inadequate in the knowledge of that emotions for its to complex for the average mind to comprehend i speak to tha atmosphere wonder then i blink once i see your face in the sky smiling down at meh telling me you love me your adoring persona is so consuming me on the inside a spirit whispers into meh while i look in your eyes of your picture i think to myself then i start to cry mesmerized shadowed by your big heart sheltering our fears pulling you closer in my dreams that far star in the zodiac awakens me trusting confort you

Cooking 101
OMG I MUST BE OUTTA MY FREGGIN MIND TO COOK FOR 48 HUNGRY ASS MEN. ALL OF WHICH I WORK WITH. NOW BEING THE ONLY FEMALE HERE SUCKS, CAUSE EVERY YEAR I GET NOMINATED TO COOK. GOD HELP ME AND KEEP ME CLOSE FEER IM BOUT READY TO GO CRAZY.

Seductive Style
Your Seduction Style: The Natural You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen. Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people. You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find! People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast. What Is Your Seduction Style?

Hey
Just wanted to stop by and wish everyone a happy Turkey Day. I'm at my friend's house until Saturday so I won't be online much, but I might check here a couple times. I also put a video in my stash for someone in particular to see, and I believe he knows who he is. Hopefully he'll read this haha. Take care everyone! XXX -Adrienne

Mexican Cocoa Torte
Ingredients: * 1 cup sugar * 1/2 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 1/2 cup strong coffee * 1/3 cup shortening * 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1 package (11 oz.) pie crust mix * 2 cups (1 pt.)cold whipping cream * HERSHEY'S MINI CHIPS Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips Directions: 1. Combine sugar, cocoa, coffee, shortening and cinnamon in small saucepan. Cook over very low heat, stirring constantly, until smooth and creamy. Cool to room temperature. 2. Stir together pie crust mix and 3/4 cup of the cocoa mixture, blending well. Shape into smooth ball; refrigerate 1 hour. 3. Heat oven to 350°F. Line two cookie sheets with foil; mark two 8-inch circles on each. Cut pastry ball into 4 pieces; form each into small ball. Place balls of pastry on foil; press with fingers into marked circles. 4. Bake 10 to 12 minutes or until almost set; cool on cookie sheets. Combine whipping cream and remaining cocoa mixture in small bowl; beat until stiff. 5. Place on

How Street Smart Are You?
How street smart are you? 1. Do you look around before you enter or exit a building or car? 2. Do you park in a well lit area? 3. Do you park beside objects that impair your view? 4. Do you wear tight restrictive clothing? 5. Do you wear expensive jewelry or clothing in inappropriate places? 6. Do you pull out wads of cash when in a check out line? 7. Do you ladies have purses that are too big or over stuffed? 8. Do you know where your local Police station is? 9. Do you talk to strangers? 10. Do you give money to beggars? 11. Do you leave space between your car and the one in front of you? Could you drive off if something happened at a red light? 12. Do you open your door to strangers? 13. Do you pick up strangers on the road? 14. Do you lock your doors at home and in your car? 15. Do you have your keys out and ready when you are on your way to your car or home? 16. Do you walk around talking on the cell phone and not paying attention to

Man Falls Asleep In Church
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before lo

Words Men Need To Understand And The Mans Response!
Here is something a woman posted trying to "educate" men on. And of course The Mouthpiece must say something to these charges. Please read on. Just a little bit of helpful advice for some of you men! LOL ;-) jk (After reading this crap it didn't sound like a joke to The Mouthpiece! Words Women Use: 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Response: Then do not come back 5 minutes later to continue the arguement that you just ended with the word FINE! Maybe you need to heed this advice more than men do. You want us to shut up then you need to SHUT THE FUCK UP! 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Response: Well if 5 minutes mean 30 minutes when you are getting dressed then you better take a fucking stop watch to the bathroom with you. Or better ye

Before
Friday, November 24, 2006 Before Before you struggle to get what you don't really want, stop. And consider what an exquisite miracle you already are. Before you spend time complaining that things are not going your way, think for a moment. And see that everything that is, can be put to positive purpose. Before you waste your life worrying that you might lose it all, gently and lovingly calm your thoughts. Realize that what truly has value can never be taken away. Before you blame others for all of your troubles, take a step back. And understand that the way to control your own destiny is to take full responsibility for your life. Before you allow fear to hold you prisoner, remember this. You can learn from the fear, you can use it to more fully prepare, and you can then move confidently ahead. Before you allow any person, thought, feeling, event or situation to get you down, take a deep breath and consider. This moment is still unfolding, and you can choose right n

Well I Just Hate Stypied Ppl...........
WELL I JUST HATE STUPIED PPL........ WELL PPL I JUST HATE DUMB PPL. LIKE THE KIND WHO ALWAYS TRY TO BE JUST LIKE U. I HAVE A FRIEND WHO ALWAYS TRIES TO BE LIKE ME. I MEAN I GO BUY SHOES AND SHE GOES THE NEXT WEEK AND BUYS THE SAME EXACT ONES. OR PPL WHO JUST CANT DO ANYTHING FOR THEMSELVES.. U NO WHAT I MEAN???? WELL IF U R ONE OF THESE PPL COME UP WITH UR OWN IDEAS STOP COPYING PPL LIKE ME!!

Pain
It comes so inossent and so true One person good the other one blue. Pain could be anger it could really hurt, it could be been kicked in the head or thrown in the durt. Pain comes so quickly without no refrain, as long as you hurt you'll still have Pain.....

Courtship By Jason Paul Fox
Courtship Man gives woman a red rose. She hands it back to him, whispering "Give me white roses." Man gives woman a white rose She hands it back to him, saying "This smells too sweet." Man gives woman a carnation she hands it back to him, shouting "This will die tomorrow." Man gives woman a bleached bone she hides it beneath her skirt, sobbing "I am yours."

If Someone Says Sensation One More Time...
im going to dry out internally. so wait, did OJ do it? man. remember when life was just a series of color connected to a certain feeling like a crisp november morning. it was windmills' dreamscene. a backyard with piles upon piles of past decades knickerbock and general clutter. the fluffy dog that bit your father but he wasnt hurt. remember the cold morning nintendo? hardwood floors and the heat coming through the vents the wood remained cold. remember sunny washed out days bikes, and all we could do. the adventure that existed in a group of bankrupt children and no real direction the drain of the winter left one as one truly is. is truly loneship. heavy lids and yawning and my memories succumb to the dream. dream is greater than solid hole.

Sorry
Please forgive me for i have sinned, cleanse my soul , cleanse my mind, bring calm to the wake of terrorism i leave behind. please forgive me for i have sinned, i have taken what i did not own, grown a monster in what i call home. please bring an end to this torture within, what hides behind these angelic eyese is the see through skin. what burns and rages will never give in, the dark side calls louder "let the muttany begin!!" The eternal conflict i need help to win, this time its just me forgive my sins. i have lost control of this ship that i once sailed. The waves are to high all i see is water and sky. land is far from the point at which im driffting at, driffting further and further from the throne i once sat. Now just a dot on the horizon fuck knows where im destined, o please somebody forgive me for i have sinned!

A Wii Workout: When Videogames Hurt
http://online.wsj.com/public/article/SB116441076273232312-IHR8Xf3YEG61QlW0e7hA_kHAA8w_20061224.html?mod=tff_main_tff_top Nintendo's new system forces players to move their bodies, causing aches for some couch potatoes; a case of 'Wii elbow'. (I know I plan to hurt when I get my WII, and Nunchucks!!! :)

Internet Is Up
well my internet is up and working now that's good. the last few days of work were rather frustrating and they screwed up my paycheck shorting me by over 100 i think which isn't good so i have to talk to the manager about it. ive spent the day mostly sleeping and sitting here kinda feeling just meh nothing exciting like ussual. i let my uncle have the puppy because he really wanted him and i know he'll be taken better care of. i work too much to be able to play with him much and then i get too tired and so just get frustrated easily with his being hyper when i just want to relax. so its better this way. now i can sit and be alone when im not working woohoo... umm not much else is new. they've put me on some early shifts which im not happy about but ill survive. i hope they aren't going to start giving the new guy my evening and midnight shifts i cant do the early morning thing. even if i sleep 10 hours i feel dead and my brain is melted until around 4 pm or so. i know i'm not

Thicker
I cannot be bought or given any doubt I live for the next day and cant be figured out A pen is not needed a tablet not used youll never get in to destroy or abuse a killer of dreams cannot find me emotions run like streams your devotion behind me my skin is now thick with the scars of the past the blood of my hatred spills out so fast and all that is left in the puddle on the floor is me looking back as I head out the door

Nasty Freak Quiz
Welcome 2 the Nasty QUIZ. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!! Rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self! 1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u ........ me in? answer: 3.Would u suck me up/ eat me out? answer: 4.Would u sex me hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u use desert? answer: 10.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 13.Where would u do me @? answer: 14.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 15.Would u do me again and again? answer: 16.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 17.Would u mind if we did it like .......

Pathetic People
I just got a friend request...let me repeat....FRIEND REQUEST from a man who left the message...and I quote "Sorry, I only gave you an 8, but I love your breasts" Wow...nice way to get me to add you buddy... lol. Just thought I would share that with everyone :) Enjoy your night!

Just Don't Give A Shit Anymore!!
I just don't give a shit if you people like this are not. I'm sick of always haveing my heart riped to hell by people. I don't care if you like H.I.M. or not, I love H.I.M. Anyways in one of their song theres a line thats go's something like this,Is it so hard to blieve hearts are meant to be broken, if i fucked up this line please fucking forgive me,I'm shaking as I write this,because I'm so upset. I just got out of the ER because my ex showed up out of the blue when he found out i was looking for a new love. Because of that as well as haveing a shity week were one of the people I loved died , another going in for rounds 6 for cancer and geting my home sold out from under my feet, i just don't give a fuck right now.I'm sick of every damn time I turn around and do something good for someone eles geting my fucking heart riped out from me every damn time. What is with crap people. You think you can just fucking do what ever the hell you want to who ever you want. Well it fucking wwrong,y

3 Doors Down - Running Out Of Days
3 Doors Down - Running Out Of Days There’s too much work and I’m spent There’s too much pressure and I admit I've got no time to move ahead Have you heard one thing that I’ve said And all these little things in life they all create this haze There’s too many things to get done, and I’m running out of days And I can’t last here for so long I feel this current it’s so strong It gets me further down the line It gets me closer to the line And all these little things in life they all create this haze There’s too many things to get done, and I’m running out of days All these little things in life they all create this haze There’s too many things to get done, and I’m running out of days Will all these little things in life they all create this haze And now I’m running out of time I can’t see through this haze My friend tell me why it has to be this way There’s too many things to get done, and I’m running out of days

“bugz On My Nutz”
“Bugz On My Nutz” [Shaggy 2 Dope] Well, I don't understand the phenomenon We fucking these hoes that look like spallala Rich boys think that is shitty But I like fucking crack heads with one tit And I do it at the drop of a dime And I get the scabies almost every time So let's talk about my nut sac I don't front, Jack, I got bugs on my ballzac [Violent J] Well I'm Violent J and I ain't no bitch I'm always quick to tell you when my nuts itch Cuz bitch if I'm itching when I come home Drop a brick in a sock swing it on your dome You didn't think nothing of it, just let me stick it Probably should of known cuz I thought I heard crickets In your neden, but I ain't sayin nuttin though I ain't sayin nuttin till I'm done nuttin, ho And know I'm like bitch how can this be Tryin to sleep and my nuts get up and watch TV Then try to walk to the store and get a 40 How'd these bugs get on me [Shaggy 2 Dope] Somebody asked me how I got scabies Probably that homeless f

“piggy Pie” (old School)
“Piggy Pie” (Old School) Once upon a time there were three little pigs Who went out into the big world? To build their homes and seek their fortunes. The first little piggy, his house is made of wood He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood He likes to fuck his sister and drink his moonshine A typical redneck filthy fuckin' swine! I rode into town with my axe in my holster Everybody knows about the wicked piggy boaster The sheriff at the border, he tried to take me out I drew my axe with the quickness-and cut his Adam’s apple out! Walked in the village and to the piggy's place He opened up his door and shot me in the face And blew me off the porch-and blew my head in half But I'm a Juggalo so it only made me laugh (ha ha!) Axe in hand, I rose like the dead And swung with all my might- made a thump noise in his head Since we out west, I grabbed a shotgun And blew his fuckin tongue out the back of his cranium!! CHORUS: Three little piggies, to make a pig

Stuck Inside
Stuck Inside Ever wonder what emotion feels? Being held within, looking out Detained, ignored Yet still strong And quaking the insides of it’s host Awakened and stimulated by different people To cause ache to the one who owns it Just for one chance of being expressed Then to be crushed back by force The invincible force of rejection To lay crippled, licking it’s own wounds Only to come back full for another round In the realm of love and lost

These Lyrics Have A Lot Of Meaning To Me
Don't slam the door on your way out Don't leave without saying goodbye Another long distance night alone You leave me wanting, always leave me wanting more Last word today, coming home to stay? Wouldn't that be nice, for awhile? But now my take-out food is growing cold And the candle's burned a hole in the floor And I'm still waiting for the ring of the phone CHORUS I'm all alone And it's another rainy night, without you Guess I'll leave the light on for you It's just another rainy night without you Listen, there's a foghorn blowing from the coast tornight Remember making love in the rain? Strange how laughter looks like crying with no sound Raindrops taste like tears, without the pain I'm not much without you, can't leave if I wanted to Maybe that's why you stay around But tonight I'll sit here tending the fire and pace the floor one hundred times in an hour And check the voice-mail for a message you've called CHORUS Waiting by the phone, alone And

New Here Looking For Women To Cam With? And Women From Texas And Anyone Else
Im looking for women from Texas, Im from dunvanville, tx 75116. I have a cam and would really enjoy finding women to cam with to help me get over being shy but I would also enjoy chating too. New to all of this so Please be careful.lol Oh, Please only give me a 10 or vote if your actually going to write me....Im trying to actually make friends...not just get ratings or whatever....

Preciouse Treasures
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Preciouse Treasures Way too often we do not realize what precioius treasure we have within our grasp until it's gone. Too often we wait until it's too late to say "I'm sorry, maybe I was wrong." We seem to have the propensity to always hurt those we hold closest to our hearts. Without really thinking we allow silly, foolish, little things to tear our lives apart. Far too many times we let unimportant thoughts and petty ideas dictate to our mind. And then it's usually too late to see why or how they could have made us blind. Be sure to speak up and let loved ones know how much they mean to you. Take time to say the words that may be hidden deep in your heart, before your time is through. Be sure that you appreciate everything, even all the little things, those you may have forgot. And be thankful for those secrets of your heart, all the little en

Just Another Thought
When will it all disappear This is the question in my mind tonight as I lay here, looking at the man that I love. Have you ever just wondered is it all going to disappear and when you wake it will no longer be there, Have you ever wonderd what you did to deserve what you have or got. Well I am one that belives in carma, carma always comes back to you and she always will, But the o so famus, Fait, what is fait. I really did not know untill he said it. didnt trust it. now i say, go to sleep I need to wright, and I find my self second guessing everything I taught myself, and relizing that two of my friends whom are also my teachers are more right then i thought, you see, I see my self opening up more, I at times want to cry, but I don't, Why? Why do i not just break is he really my foundation, is it really my fait to be happy and loved? well i you all leave with this...... Faith is what you and only you know Love is something tha once found is

*my Sanctuary*
++SARAH McLACHLAN: ELSEWHERE I love the time and in between the calm inside me in the space where I can breathe I believe there is a distance I have wandered to touch upon the years of reaching out and reaching in holding out holding in I believe this is heaven to no one else but me and I'll defend it as long as I can be left here to linger in silence if I choose to would you try to understand I know this love is passing time passing through like liquid I am drunk in my desire... but I love the way you smile at me I love the way your hands reach out and hold me near... I believe... I believe this is heaven to no one else but me and I'll defend it as long as I can be left here to linger in silence if I choose to would you try to understand Oh the quiet child awaits the day when she can break free the mold that clings like desperation Mother can't you see I've got to live my life the way I feel is right for me might not be ri

Last Night!
After me and my fiance' came home last night. He got out the body lotion had me lay on the choach with nothing on giving me a full body masage. He did that for about 30 mins maybe longer. Going slow and deep making me moan a little. While he was doing that he was also talking dirty to me, and he took my hand and put is on his penis. He was about half way hard from just masageing me.After, he is done caressing me, he takes his clothes off and graps me by the legs, has me in a angel on the choach. He asked me, "how did I want it." I said," Slow and deep." He started out very very slow. Then he pull almost all the way out. Then does it back in harder,deeper and faster. Oh my God I was lovin it. I was screaming so loud. Cumming every 2 mins. He was soaked, the floor, my ass was dripping cum off of it. Now, this went on for another hour. I must have camed about 50 or 60 times. After we was done. I told him now that was the best making love that I have ever had. Not even my ex could

Angel's Teardrops
Angel teardrops fall from the sky All for you, but never question why For each is your path, your journey through time As you wipe each away, closer to Heaven you climb Guiding you straight to Heaven's pearly gates When you're time has come,you've met life's fate No need to fear, your Guardian angel is around You can't see or hear her, for she never makes a sound She cries her tears, up to Heaven's gate Helps you climb, to master your fate Peace and harmony, she places in your heart As your life for all eternity here does start When your time arrives, please do not fear Angel teardrops will make your passage clear Head up the staircase towards Heaven's light Where in the Maker's arms he'll hold you tight

Irreplaceable
To the left To the left To the left To the left To the left To the left Everything you own in the box to the left In the closet that’s my stuff – Yes If I bought it nigga please don’t touch And keep talking that mess, that’s fine But could you walk and talk at the same time And It’s my mine name that is on that Jag So remove your bags let me call you a cab Standing in the front yard telling me How I’m such a fool – Talking about How I’ll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted You must not know about me You must not know about me I could have another you in a minute matter fact he’ll be here in a minute – baby You must not know about me You must not know about me I can have another you by tomorrow So don’t you ever for a second get to thinking you’re irreplaceable So go ahead and get gone And call up on that chick and see if she is home Oops, I bet ya thought that I didn’t know What did you think I was putting you out for? Cause you was u

I'm In This "hot Guys Over 30" Contest That Runs Till Thursday
If any of you would be so kind as to stop by and rate the picture, and please leave comments (you can comment more than once... it's being judged on quantity of comments), it would be very greatly appreciated. Thank you all so much, especially those of you who've already voted!!! :) Link below (click on my pic) alrighty, open til thursday evening, no sticky bulletins, will be judged on amount of comments, anybody who comes to your pic can post as many as they please... I don't expect to win, but damn, the dudes who are beating me look kinda scary.

Erotic Story Of The Day
Erotic Story of The Day First Sexual Experience Which Devastated My Family Hello from USA to all my friends in all over the world. This bogelindah group has been part of my life for a long time and after reading about few real stores here I decided to share mine as well. Whoever invented this site has a brilliant mind and I thank them for creating this Yahoo Groiup. Most often in life, we cannot express ourselves or share our true sexual incidents; due to our own insecurity, fear of the future or revenge, but it will continue to torment us as long as we live. I think it is healthy to release ourselves in a website like this, because you will get the satisfaction of 'letting it go' from your life and heart. If anyone who is reading this story thinks that you don't have a story to write; please think again, because a life without a story is not a life at all and I am sure you have one. I can't speak for all the authors and their authenticity of their stories; but

Kiss Me Sms
I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me. my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made to kis u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r made 2 hold u …..evry part of me wants u, maybe bcoz i was made just 4 u!! SMAK … A mobile kiss… Keep your mobile close to your ear! If a kiss was a raindrop id send u showers. If a kiss was a raindrop id send u showers.if a hug was a second id send u hours.if a smile was water id send u a sea.if love was a person id send u me!

Despair Of Dispatching
Police Dispatchers have a unique world, Their whole shift is in a constant whirl, Calls come in, and calls go out, Pressure builds as the problems mount, Then it leads to mass frustration, Before gaining control of the situation. Dispatch a call--person in despair, The officer arrives--there's no one there; Not even the one who made the call; Let alone, the one who caused it all!! It seems unreal all the things you catch, Just another benefit of police dispatch. The dispatchers must always understand, They hold the officer's life in their hand. To forget a call or location, Could turn into a tragic situation. It only takes one "little" mistake, And an officer's life someone could take. They must stay calm in crisis situations, So they can control their communications. As the radio blares and the telephones ring, It seems imposable to handle these things. After all, that's what it is all about, So they keep their cool--and it all works out. Every part of

Do Not Call List
Thought Everyone might be interested.. FYI-you might want to click on the link below or call to include your cell phones REMINDER,....11 days from today, all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies, and you will start to receive sales calls. .....YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 888-382-1222. It is the National DO NOT CALL list. It will only take a minute of your time.. It blocks your number for five (5) years. You must call from the cell phone number you are wanting to have blocked. You cannot call from a different phone number. HELP OTHERS BY PASSING THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR GO TO: www.donotcall.gov

Phone Calls
Looks like i found out who was trying to call me, yes i could sign up fro a free mobile! Well as i don't use mine much, I am happy with payg, and there is always a catch with the free deals. I think they was trying to get me to switch my landline but because they had such a bad sales patter, they lost me as soon as they spoke. I know NTL/telewest linked up with virgin, who i have my mobile with, but it could have been handled better. Now the strange thing that got me was, when i answered I got a message saying thankyou for calling, we are refering you to the next available rep. Now i didn't call them! So now the question is will i get charged for it? I have the feeling that the call was routed from this country to india, and the message was just a stock one for routing purposes. It just p'ss me off that time and time again that i have to go through this rigmarole. I am always polite but firm. Still i suppose its our own fault because so many people like to have the latest phones

Home Again
Home Again -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As Paul McCartney sang, once there was a way, to get back home again. Thomas Wolfe---he who decreed "you can't go home again" All the while growing up, I had dreams of leaving my home town and never looking back. 30 some years later, I've not ventured to far from where I grew up. Seems like, everyone always left my home town and never looked back. I often think back of my childhood of the happy times as well as sad. Growing up, most of us don't have a lot of concept if, we're poor, rich, advantaged or disadvantaged. You grow up in a real small town like I did, you had to be friends with everyone to get a game of baseball etc going. I always wondered what I'd become when, I grew up, as a matter of fact, I still wonder. I often am glad, God doesn't allow us to see the future. Glad we only have this moment we live in. Would anyone want to know when, a death or any other trouble was go

To Everyone
Hey guys a little info about me.. I am 20 years young, love to party hang out and just laugh.. im very outgoing and love to get into a little trouble every now and then >) A little devilish. i am a very hard worker, at STIHL great place.. and love the beach!! want to know more?.. you know what to do.. muah***

November 29
Well tomorrow i head to see the surgeon, finally after waiting for almost a year. I have a herniated disc in my neck, cervical kyphosis, and lumbar stenosis. Yep my spine is FUCKED. Im looking at surgery for my neck and probably on my back later on down the line. I hope for a soon date for the surgery and a speedy recovery. My neck has become so bad that I cannot stand to sit up strait or stand for more than a few minutes because the weight of my own head causes me severe pain. That is why I havent been on teh computer much cause i cant bear to sit for long.

Peppermint Brownie Torte
Ingredients: * 1/2 cup (1 stick) butter or margarine * 1-1/3 cups (8-oz. pkg.) YORK Mini Peppermint Patties, divided * 1 cup granulated sugar * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 2 eggs * 1/2 cup all-purpose flour * 1/3 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 1/4 teaspoon baking powder * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1 package (8 oz.) cream cheese, softened * 1 cup powdered sugar * 1 cup frozen non-dairy whipped topping, thawed * Additional whipped topping or sweetened whipped cream Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Grease bottom only of 9-inch springform pan. 2. Place butter and 1/2 cup peppermint patties in large microwave-safe bowl. Microwave at HIGH (100%) 1 minute; stir. If necessary, microwave at HIGH an additional 15 seconds at a time, stirring after each heating, until butter is melted and mixture is smooth when stirred. 3. Stir in granulated sugar and vanilla. Add eggs; using spoon, beat well. Stir together flour, cocoa, baking powde

Life Is A Journey
Life is a Journey Life is a journey through many a terrain From gardens of pleasure to deserts of pain From an ocean of love to a jungle of hate From Mountains of glory to canyons of fate There's a highway for joy and a highway for sorrow A Road for today and a road for tomorrow So choose your path wisely and walk it with care If you follow your heart, you'll find your way there I've been to the garden and planted seeds there I've been to the desert and felt the despair I've swam in the ocean and drank of it's wine I climbed up the mountain to touch the sky I went to the canyon and started to cry I've traveled both highways,both today And tomorrow I've basked in the joy And wallowed in sorrow My Path has been chosen And I've walked it with care I followed My heart and I'm on my way there And until I get there I'll just keep walking Till I find what I'm after I'll climb the Mountains and swim to the oceans end Through the Gardens I'll walk Till my

Love And Life........
Love And Life........ . Why do we close our eyes when we sleep? When we cry? When we imagine? When we kiss? This is because the most beautiful things in the world are unseen. We are all a little weird and life's a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. There are things that we never want to let go of, people we never want to leave behind, but keep in mind that letting go isn't the end of the world, it's the beginning of a new life. Happiness lies for those who cry, those who hurt, those who have searched and those who have tried. For only they can appreciate the importance of the people who have touched their lives. A great love? It's when you shed tears and still you care for him, it's when he ignores you and still you long for him. It's when he begins to love another and yet you still smile and say I'm happy for you. If love fa

The Water Carrier
The Water Carrier January 21 to February 19 Traditional Aquarian Traits Friendly and humanitarian Honest and loyal Original and inventive Independent and intellectual On the dark side.... Intractable and contrary Perverse and unpredictable Unemotional and detached

Merry Christmas
A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible-- Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Fly

Desiderata
Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant, they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is perenni

The Kind Of Sex I Prefer Is..........
You prefer Passionate sex! You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

How To Treat A Lady...
(let me say right up front -- this is a joke. I do not want ladies all deleting me from thier friends list because of this posting... It was meant to make you SMILE!! Lighten up - a sense of humor is GREAT for ya!! ) These sure fire tips will get any woman lusting for you. Use with caution, or you may find yourself overwhelmed with women. How To Treat A Lady 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "Could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. Or--if she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are. 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "You better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5.

The Keeper Of Friendship
The Keeper of Friendship In a friendship We're free to expose, Parts of ourselves Nobody else knows. But the thing that sustains it And sets it apart, Is not something spoken It's a bond of the heart. True friends are rare In a lifetime two or three, I'm so glad it happened Between you and me!

Love And Death In The American
“There is a place in men's lives where pictures do in fact bleed, ghosts gibber and shriek, maidens run forever through mysterious landscapes from nameless foes; that place is, of course, the world of dreams and of the repressed guilts and fears that motivate them [i.e., the unconscious]. This world the dogmatic optimism and shallow psychology of the Age of Reason had denied; and yet this world it is the final, perhaps the essential, purpose of the gothic romance to assert.” p. 140 Fiedler, Leslie. Love and Death in the American Novel. Rev. ed. New York: Stein and Day, 1966.

"dreaming Of You "
"Dreaming of You" i'm watching you do your thing you're in all of my dreams like candy, toys, and all those fun things i feel like a little boy wanting to sing giddy like the love you feel for silly string sweet like the purest sugar cane strong like the purest hemp fiber fueling the strongest burning fire lasting till all of time expires you make me smile when i'm around you when i can't find you i turn blue i knew it was meant to be when i first met you it was plain to see i was made for you and you where made for me so cherrish this moment we have together for i wish it would last forever but forever is in my dreams eternally dreaming of you Jo$hua

Here And There
Here The sky is dark The stars are dull The moon is The ruler of the sorrows Screaming at me, Saying, my words fit with them..... There, The same sky is colorful, The same stars twinkle And The moon is singing A romantic song. It is strange, How can they have two sides? Sharing some grief here, While Sharing joy there. Here, Tears are flowing over a broken relationship There, New relations are created. Here, The ears are tired Hearing all those lies There, Someone is having A new date. Here Waiting for a new poem to be born, I am painful, Like a pregnant female, About to deliver a baby. There, She is joyful, As now she don't need to read Another poem in her life. * For you, on your new date.............

I Hate You..
I hate you for every ounce of pain you have caused me, even if you didn't do it on purpose. I hate you for not loving me the way that i fucking love you. I hate you for not being there when I needed you. I hate you for not needing me like I needed you. I hate you.. I hate you.. I hate you. But the sad part is I really love you. And that kills me. loving someone doesn't always make them love you I hope you find happiness no matter where you end up.

Silent Screams
How hard can someone try to please someone else? I've tried and failed Can't tell you how that felt My emotions are bubbling Is it really too troubling to watch your daughter cry? I can feel them the tears are coming My skies are darkening getting greyer What in the hell do we have to say to her to make her see we're not playing around? I'm listening to this and silently breaking without a sound How far will I go to please all of you? Will I continue until there is nothing left? I don't even know but that's it I bet Everything you say reaches my ears but instead of consoling you turn away from my tears You take one last look at me What is it you really see? Quizzical looks and stares I have endured but those from you are the hardest to bare Now you scream and yell where once you insured How far will I go to sacrifice? To listen to the backstabbing stories and lies? Will all of this kill me? Guess that's for you to decide Do you st

Girls
Come on Girls let's go here we go! We're gonna take a ride on the wild outside all night we're gonna have some fun tonight just us girls oh yes ALRIGHT! Girls let's party Girls get sexy Girls get naughty uh oh yea Listen to the guys as they holler at us look them in the eyes tell em they can't have us it's just us tonight no guy is gonna hop this ride Girls come on let's go Girls put on a show Girls they want some more Girls down to the floor uh yea Let me put my make-up on while we jam on to our song on on and on let that record play along we wave our hands up high we let the wind blow by like them horny little guys goodbye goodbye! Girls you know what to do Girls got nothing to lose Girls give him a clue Girls say I don't want you Tease oh please we don't need nobody so be free just believe be sexy and there's just us girls rocking on this world! Girls we know we got it Girls we know th

The Holidays Are Here
WELL TIIME SURE IS GOING FAST X-MAS DAY WILL SOON BE HERE AND THEN THE NEW YEAR.. LOOKING FORWARD TO BOTH..... NEW TO THE SYSTEM WOULD LOV TO OMEET SOME CYBER FRIENDS AND EXCHANGE THOUGHT PICTURE'S ETC ETC KEEP IN TOUCH... TIMOTHY

Sunday/monday Morning Update
Scottie's Ameri-tour 2006 Update Current mood: awake Category: Travel and Places good morning faithful blog readers:) well i am half way across america in only 2 days. i put in close to 750 miles a day since saturday. yesterday morning (sunday) i left my hotel in lebanon, tennessee just outside of nashville around 11am. i hit the 40 west and kept on truckin. the exit into memphis was a parking lot so i didnt visit elvis. i just blew right by and payed my respects by singing, "heartbreak hotel". over the bridge and into arkansas i went. next stop, little rock. vrooooom! i think ive had every energy drink in america on this trip im not drinking anything else.. ive drank about 20 of em. theres all kinds of drinks ive never had before. fun! anyway, i stopped to stretch in little rock for a bit but not for long. my goal was to hit oklahoma city. ive just machined through the states. ive stopped for nothing but fuel and sleep. i am going to regret that i didnt take m

The Psychology Of Stupidity
Heres a question to ponder should you find yourself with absolutely nothing better to do. What is it exactly that makes someone stupid? What is it that makes people like Brooke Shields say "Smoking is bad cause you can die from it. If you die you lose a very important part of your life." Really? I wasn't aware of that. Take our slightly askew president George W Bush. There is no way in Hell that this guy passes an intelligence test were he to take one today. This guy needs an anatomy picture book just to figure out where his ass is. Jessica Simpson is another one. Im surprised she hasnt yet mistaken a tampon for a Q-Tip. ALthough when it comes to stupidity there isnt a human alive that can match the stupidity of aliens. They come down here "probing" for intelligence yet its always the toothless hicks they abduct. Moonshine, banjoes and anal probes....sounds like the makings of intelligence to me. Now for a little self realization...I just spent 30 minutes of my time pondering stupidity

Stalkers......
I swear some people are sooooo nutty and so fake on this site. Why cant people just be real?!?! WOW! I guess some people just feel so bad about themselves that they have to try to make other people unhappy well I'm sorry its not gonna work for me! All I really have to say in this blog is FOR ALL STALKERS WATCH THIS VIDEO IT IS TO YOU!!! and to all you non stalkers... hmmmm watch it also its prob one of the most funniest things I have ever seen in my life. ahhh yeah I know it says Im a stalker in my name but I'm really not it was put there as a joke. HA HA HA Just wanted to share this with you. And to say peoples harsh words and lies will not break up my life so dont try it. some people I swear! For everyone who has a stalker and wants a copy of this video to put on their profile or even on their profile ha ha ha ha ha let me know and ill give you the codes. Muawhahahahaha.... WE HATE STALKERS....

What Is It That I Love?
If asked why I love her I would say It’s the sway in her hips, the thickness in her thighs. It’s the lust in her lips, the love in her eyes. It’s the softness of her skin, the silk in her hair. It’s the twist in her walk; it’s the sweetness in her talk. It’s the way she loves me that makes me love her each day. That is what I would say. - Justin Hutchins -

How Long Can You Last
had 2 guys over for some fun, first guy I unzipped his pants got his cock hard lubed up my tits and slid his dick between them, he came instantally from un zip to blast off a whopping 20 seconds, he was devistated all we could do was lol I felt bad but omg. the next guy lasted a bit more at a whoping minute and a half. they never made it to my pussy so what I want to know is how long can you last?

Behold
Behold Would that I could portray what I see but the camera records just broken light It's heart is not lifted by your warming smile feels no pain in your hour of sadness The sparkle in your eye cheers it not nor will it wipe your tears if you cry Your grace of movement is frozen in time held lifeless on the glossy negative No soul lives within your image here a mere empty one sided facsimile Soft words of care have no voice you lie deaf and dumb before me A photograph is not a memory just an aide memoire to a distracted mind So what need have I for such a likeness I close my eyes and you are there

Seeings Thought Words
About the Author Canadian author Farley Mowat began his life working as a wildlife biologist for the Canadian Government. One of his early assignments took him to the far reaches of the tundra to study wolves. The result was the book Never Cry Wolf. This storyteller’s material for this, as well as other books, comes his own experiences. Most of his works have focused on the arctic, its wildlife and native people. Farley’s other titles include People of the Deer, The Dog Who Wouldn’t Be, and The Grey Seas Under. Book Summary Standing among a mountain of supplies on a desolate lake in the midst of frozen tundra, Farley Mowat begins his summer long scientific study as he watches his plane disappear over the horizon. Sent by the Canadian government, Farley was to learn about the vicious predator that was taking all of the precious caribou from the hunters. Like most other people at the time, Farley’s knowledge of wolves was based primarily on folklore, legends, and myths. In hi

Welcome
welcome to pop up hell please leave your name and number and your ip at the door while we throw pop ups at you funny huh lol naw its not that bad today i got my pop up blocker on porn is not the reason i'm getting pop ups i'm not really sure why

The Wiccan Rede
Bide within the Law you must, in perfect Love and perfect Trust. Live you must and let to live, fairly take and fairly give. For tread the Circle thrice about to keep unwelcome spirits out. To bind the spell well every time, let the spell be said in rhyme. Light of eye and soft of touch, speak you little, listen much. Honor the Old Ones in deed and name, let love and light be our guides again. Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the joyful tune. Widdershins go when the moon doth wane, and the werewolf howls by the dread wolfsbane. When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to Her times two. When the moon rides at Her peak then your heart's desire seek. Heed the North winds mighty gale, lock the door and trim the sail. When the Wind blows from the East, expect the new and set the feast. When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss you on the mouth. When the wind whispers from the West, all hearts will find peace and rest. Nine woods in t

Untitled
THERE ARE MANY THINGS IN LIFE THAT CAN NOT BE EXPLAINED IN MERE WORDS. THINGS LIKE ENVY, TRUTH, LOVE AND HATE. IN THE EYES OF A LOVE STRUCK GIRL YOU CAN SEE HER SOUL BEGGING TO BE SHARED WITH THE PNE SHE ADMORES. BEING IN LOVE IS LIKE FLYING. FEELING THE WIND IN YOUR HAIR, HAVING THE FREEDOM TO GET CAUGHT ON AN UPDRAFT AND SETTLE ON A CLOUD. LIKE FALLING, THE RUSH OF ADRENALINE THAT LOVE FORCES THROUGH YOUR VEINS IS SATISFYING, HEART POUNDING AND ALMOST UNBEARABLE. YOU GET SHIVERS, YOUR FACE FLUSHES AND YOU GET BUTTERFLIES IN YOUR STOMACH EVERY TIME YOU THINK OF THE ONE YOU LOVE AND IT BRINGS A SUBTLE SMILE OF JOY AND EXCITEMENT TO YOUR LIPS. ALWAYS LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEXT CHANCE MEETING, THE NEXT KISS, THE NEXT HOT SILENCE AFTER AN ENCOUNTER. LONGING TO BE IN EACHOTHERS EYES, FOREVER DROWNING, FEELING THE WARM BREATH ON YOUR NECK FOR ALL ETERNITY. SOFT KISSES IN THE MORNING MAKE YOU WANT TO STAY IN BED FOREVER, SWEET WORDS IN YOUR EAR MAKE YOU PRAY EACH DAY TO NEVER GO DEAF AND CA

Tahoe
Well going to Lake Tahoe in a couple of hours...can not wait to get going. Should have lots of snow there and we can not forget about the casinos. I hope everybody else out there will have a great weekend. I know I will.

Music.
For those of you who don't know me, I am an audiofile. Which is why messenger and online stuff is good for me. Since i can have my music and not have to be that close to people. I am battling, still, a fear of people. But I'm getting better. Now to the main point. In my search for my type of music I have come to rest upon Thrash as my favorite. But too much attention is paid to dificulty. That is why I have thrown out old Ideas of Metal and formed my own. I am working on a band that will not limit itself Musically. I will sing what i write. I will play what i play. The same rules will be followed by the other members. I pull riff influence from all types of metal. i pull vocal influence from all types of metal. I am needing a bass player with their own style and tastes in music. I have a drummer that will need to play fast but not compromise the sound. The other guitarist may rely too much on his knowledge of other band's songs to really be of help. But then again

Understanding Dead Roses
You'll put on weight, take it off, cry at advertisements for bathroom accessories, drink too much, let pot-plants die, shout at relatives....and forget to pay the rent. But remember that people who have never had a broken heart will never understand dead roses, Tolstoy, airport lounges, Albinoni's Adagio in G minor, neat brandy, the moon, the drizzle.

Uh....
Hey, I'm not really a big fan of this site yet but I'm checking it out because I like to try new things. Not much here, I usually hang out on Y!Messenger or MySpace. Occasionally I'll throw a blog on Yahoo!360 but that's about it. I have my own website, feel free to check it out. It's not what you think it is and I really need to update it. LOL! Well, tootles! Website: htttp://www.geocities.com/superberry0731874 ~HL~Vamp~

What We Had
What we had Two lonely tears, they fell from my eye You told me it was over, then left without a goodbye I didn't know what to do, i felt like i was gonna explode I thought you loved me, to me thats what you told My world seemed to dim, as i watched you walk out the door But it wasn't just that, it was a whole lot more. You walked out of my life when you left me that night, so i went into town looking for a fight. Nothing happened, i just sat down and cried. One to many times now my heart has been tried. Slowley but surely im getting over you, It'll take me a while, its a hard thing to do I'll never forget you hurt me so bad I'll never forget the love that we had Lindsey Johnson

5 Important Questions
This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to 5 >>>really important Questions: >>> >>> Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S >>NIPPLES FOR? >>> A: It's Braille for "suck here". >>> >>> Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? >>> A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down >>under." >>> >>> Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? >>> A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a >>Goodyear. >>> >>> Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER >>WOMEN? >>> A: Because when they come, they're wild and >>wet. But when they >>>go, they take your house >>> and car with them. >>> >>> Q5. WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP >>IN THE MORNING? >>> A: Because they don't have any balls to >>scratch. >>> >>> Now, you know everything you need to know

Why Are Ppl So Mean?
Hey Cherries, I received an odd message from this girl the other day. This woman wanted some information regarding a contact we both have on our list. She wanted to know stuff like: how well I knew the guy, if I talked to him alot, and what i thought of him as a person, because she was spending alot of time with him online and didn't know whether or not she could trust him. So anyway,,,,,,I responded, and I told her that I did indeed chat with him once in a while. BUT it doesn't end there for me.......I had a feeling he was misleading her, and also trying to get her on cam, cause that's how he is. So I asked her: "What has he been saying to you?". She replied and said that he told her he wants to be with her. OMG! At this point, I am freaking out.....He is trying to take advantage of this girl right!! So, I keep talking to her and I try to give her the best advice I can, considering the circumstances! I proceed to tell her not to do anything she doesnt feel is right in her

Is It Fake Or Is It Real?
this isn't a blog to get people upset, but more of curiosity. I was sending my comments to my friends on my fans list like i do every morning and came across a profile for Trish Stratus. yes, I know who she is. She is WWE diva and one of the best; however, my question is this: If that is really Trish Stratus on here, then why isn't she a verified Celebrity? I can take pictures of anyone off the internet and find stuff about them and post them as that person. so my question is this, is that really Trish Stratus or is that someone claiming to be her? I am not trying to step on toes or offend anyone, but i am real curious to know the truth.

The Food Baby In Us Needs A Little Time Out
1:22am. Dark in the house. Dark in the office but the computer light shows that nothing stands between me and it so I stride gracefully thru the blank space. I throw on my headphones as the system warms up. The French Band, Phoenix is on stand-by to play. But I'm not pushing start yet. I'm enjoying the quiet the headphones make being in the ear but not on. I love Phoenix though. I'm tempted. But I know I'll become distracted and not want to write. I'll likely dive into my 23,085 MySpace messages and get nothing accomplished. I wish I spoke better French. I don't speak French at all. So I change my wish. I wish I spoke French. The closest I ever came to knowing French was when I used to smoke. I vacationed in France over the summer but had already quit smoking so I threw my Japanese at them. Arigato Mon Cherie. I can't sleep thanks to thanksgiving food. I know, I know. The turkey myth is that we all sleep heavily after. I guess I didn't have enough bird to satisfy the sandman gland.

Philosophy
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. What if there were no hypothetical questions? 8 If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 10. Is there another word for synonym? 11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" 12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? 13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 14. Would a fly wit

Pondering
Well that test went well, no one noticed it was my birthday yesterday. To be honest ?I am not surprised and expected the result. Well ok i lied that no one said anything, only my best friend did, and she already knew when my birthday was LOL. perhaps thats an addition to the site they could have, the site notifies you when a friend or family birthday has arrived. We can all forget birthdays, so having a little reminder would help.

Interruption Of Thought
Candy explosion of colors in my head Right wrong who knows anymore But I'm so much happier than before You can put your John Hancock on that emotion so Claim your right stake that claim and you'd be right No blundering fool no mindless idiot present in my life because of you A higher state of being an elated state of mind Fuzzy and warm you're inside my mind Now that you're here you can't leave Blockades of penguins stormy waters Walls too high and roots too deep Thinking of you even in sleep Dreaming of my dreams dreaming dreams Hit you in the face love by force Inexpressable joy floods my veins Laughing so hard friends close at hand Pass it around don't hold on Laughing and loving crying not dying As my feverish mind strains Remembering you Concentration on anything is nonexistant Disjointed yet interconnected My mind is chaos You

Back Like A Vertabre
Yup I am back and now kicking more ass than usual...Damn tonsils and had hernia surgery aswell...Gee imagine that...I knew something was wrong when I was at midtown fitness(by the way the best club around) and I had felt a pop and a burn...wooooohaaaa.....

What Colour Is Your Aura?
Your Aura is Blue Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?

Christmas Cookie Recipe For You!
Here's a great Christmas Cookie recipe that I thought you might want to try this year: 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the ****. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz

New Poem - No More Me
No More Me I have asked for help Been turned down Been ignored No one asked what was wrong They all said things will get better I waited I hoped I even prayed But things got worse My prayers fell on deaf ears Hopes died on the side of a lonely path Yet I waited Day after day I saw people smiling Laughing Living life Now I sit all alone Not asking anyone for anything A piece of steel in my hand So thin, so sharp One fast move I watched as it moved as if in slow motion There was no pain A few moments of coldness A minute of darkness And suddenly things didn't matter There was no more pain No more tears No more me

The One
I wonder were you are near or far away I wanna be with you every night and day I’m lookin for an answer in your eyes I’m searchin for your love deep inside your love is everything i live for your voice is what i hear your touch is everything i dream of cuze you are the one i need the one i need i wonder how you feel my love for you is true id walk a thousand miles just to be with you I’m lookin for an answer in your eyes I’m searchin for your love deep inside your love is everything I live for your voice is what I hear your touch is everything I dream of cuz you are the one I need the one I need

Fantasies
At my door with flowers And a charm of no one else, You come on in and please me so Your company a must. You grab my waist so gently And caress my tender cheek, You warmly kiss my luscious lips The excitement has to peek. You lead me to the bed With a glimmer in your eye, You slip beneath my silky blouse And the pleasure starts to fly. We kiss with unending passion As you explore my breasts, I gently stroke the creases Of your warm and sculpted chest. I slip off your pants And the boxers right behind, Mine are stripped from my hips As you begin to unwind. The fury of our bodies In the warmth of the small house, The moans and groans that from it stray No longer quiet as a mouse. You begin to lick my neck And move lower still, My legs upon your shoulders Up my spine it sends a chill. You move back up my torso As I feel the presence of something hard, You push it gently into me As I moan from pleasured heart. Harder and harder we fall in syn

Run Down Burnt Out So Done And I've Just Begun
I’m not real I’m just here to provide you with a bit of fun I’m not real I’m just here to make you tired as you watch me Run run run run Down Running down Shutting down Falling down Laughing as I drown Laughed at by a clown Groping for an answer Getting fistfuls of doubt I’m not real I’m just here to amuse you as I squirm I’m not real I’m just here to give you warmth as I Burn burn burn burn Out Burning out Blacking out Snuffed out Turning out for the parade Turning into a good slave I feel so repaid As you piss upon my grave I’m not real I’m just here to give you light as I glow I’m not real if you really want me gone then make it So so so so Done So done Undone Redone Hiding from the sun Crushed under a collapsed lung Repay the love Of a bitch-slapped runt Retreat hastily to the last bastion of safety Doping up on apathy inviting you to rape me Encourage you to hate me, you cannot fucking break me I’m demolished and rebuilt before yo

Total Unrelated Fabrication
When you said the words That I wanted to hear The only thing it changed Was your atmosphere Nothing matters to me Perhaps I’m grown I tasted things Because of you But now I want Something different to do The past remains A sunspot in my mind I hear my soul Not your control Interruptions fill my day But never lead me away From where I’ve flown I realize my hungry eyes Are forever looking For a meal I see a snack And pull it back I hope that it is real Jaded and frustrated Do not define me More solo and obligated To whom I need to be The future is Still uncertain I understand I am The person That left me far behind Just remember Never mind All you need to know Is I am more than fine

But I Didn't Say Slit Wrists
There is suffering in my lack of suffocation There is agony in my lack of flesh separation The feeling I get when my skin splits is honestly euphoric And when I get sight of my own blood, honestly I adore it It’s not about depression, or self mutilation It’s thrilling It makes me happy And that is self adulation

To My Father
Please don't laugh, I write a lot of poetry and figured this one could go up.......... I know I've disappointed you But please let me explain It seemed you never cared And it caused me so much pain I did everything you ever asked of me But it still was not enough I felt no pride or trust from you And all I wanted was your love As your daughter, I should've got that But you were never proud of me You didn't give me a chance And you were never happy We always fought with each other Whether you verbal or physical Now we don't speak anymore And I feel I've lost it all First his lies and then yours Such betrayal cannot be handled I'm weak in ways I cannot explain And your love was a scandle You always told me growing up That I must learn to kill to feel safe But in my experience I have found I'd rather kill myself than be your slave So now without you and your "guidance" I shall wander this jagged road Thoug my soul will be forever torn It's the only way to car

If I Close My Eyes Forever...
If I close my eyes forever, will it all remain unchanged. Will the pain still be the same if I try to supress the feelings deep within. Do I let you in, and warm my heart. Or do we just stay apart? I come back to whats familiar, to what I know is true, in my heart, torture is not apart of what I want. I want you to feel , your tender touch was so sureal, the night our hearts danced in the dark. I remeber the day , the words the pain, the coldness that corsed through my veins, its the day I died, I can not lie. That was a mistake I made that i cant deny. We went to hell and out of the hot burning umbers we prevailed. Two reapers in the night, our stares like ice. When we kiss firey white sparks ignites, a fear with in all, we did not fall, our love not in dispare but were but unaware. its larger then life as we lift up our syes. We can prove that true love never dies.

The Man Of My Dreams..
The man of my dreams has almost faded now. The one I have created in my mind. The sort of man each woman dreams of, in the deepest and most secret reaches of her heart. I can almost see him now before me. What would I say to him if he were really here? "Forgive me. I have never known this feeling. I have lived without it all my life. Is it any wonder, then, I failed to recognise you? You, who brought it to me for the first time. Is there any way that I can tell you how my life has changed? Any way at all to let you know what sweetness you have given me? There is so much to say. I cannot find the words. Except for these: I love you". Such would I say to him if he were really here. ...............Movie...Somewhere in Time.... Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

Woot
Woot muffins, thats all I have to say about that. I am not much for these sites, like Myspace or CherryTap, but I do like talking to people. so its semi worth the time. I have been on here for a while and I'm still a new cherry, thats how much I get on. anyway, I live in orlando and work almost all day. I don't like Orlando, I can't wait to leave. So other than that I'm a really down to earth guy with one damn sexy wife, that I know I should and am gratful for.

What Sport Im Meant For!
You scored as Football. You should play football- its the most popular high school and college sport, and creates a ton of school spirit. Ice Hockey100%Tennis100%Lacrosse100%Football100%Soccer100%Track100%Softball100%Baseball83%Basketball83%Volleyball75%Field hockey67%Swimming

The Vibrator! :-)
THE VIBRATOR AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?" THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE." THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID: "DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE." A COUPLE DAYS LATER, THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE LI

Self Esteem Tips
1. When you make a mistake, it is best to own up to it and correct it, rather than ignore it and pretend it didnt happen. (self respect and power come from admitting your mistakes and learning from them and taking corrective action) 2. When you look at yourself in the mirror, embrace your beauty rather than pointing out your flaws. (When you embrace your own beauty and uniqueness, that is true self-acceptance) 3. Take responsibility for your own results instead of blaming others for your problems. (Taking responsibility for your thoughts, words, and actions will set you free from the pain of blame and guilt.) 4. You have the right to express your wants, needs, and self-worth; and have them treated with respect by others. ( Claim your needs as important and respectfully assert yourself) 5. You are capable of creating anything when your life has purpose, focus and direction. (You have the potential to be much more than you might imagine; the most important thing is that your

Fly With The Eagles
I strech out my arms and fly with the eagles I hunt with the bear I run with the deer I swim with the fish and yet I still am a man I sing with the wind I plant the soilI watch the flame I listen to the brook and yet I still am a man When I will rest My bones will lay on the soil my flesh will flow with the river my spiret will fly with the wind and yet I am still a man *warpath*

Here To There
You ask me how we got from there to here, And you tell me you can't remember, And so I'll answer it for you, Though perhaps not the way you want me to. We got from here to there on the back of a unicorn racing through our dreams, We got from here to there when night's silence thundered between us, We got from here to there believing a song to be stronger than the worlds pulling us apart. And we were right. We stood in good relation to the earth, We stood in good relation to the gods, We stood in good relation to all that was beautiful, You see, we were Alive We got from there to here when we believed reality to be stronger than love, We got from there to here when we forgot to look up and believe that gravity held no hold on our souls, We got from there to here when we left our storybooks for some other distracting play, And now I do not know my world, And I cannot find my God, And beauty dies, Shut out in the cold. And I believe we can get from here to t

Hey First Entry
Hey people i going to try blog out every few days or so see what happpens Anyhow my name is Justin i am 30 live in Melbourne Australia i have a daughter Lily she is 6 she lives with me :-) which is cool. Yeah so its saturday night and i'm chilling my first quiet weekend in a month damn sucks being lonely sometimes i reckon ......... a few months ago i was cool with being lonely i was comfortable with it but now fuck it i sick of it i feel i need someone in my life to share smiles and memories with .... i could have someone right now but they a long long way away but good things come to those who wait as they say :-) what would i do without music it sorta takes away the melancholy of the quiet evening anyhow Peace Be The Journey talk again soon Justin and for my special girl Mwah for you xoxoxo

Will You Still Hold Me When You've Seen What I've Done?
Your bed swallows you whole as the days bleed together, torment on the lips Of a loved one, and if you try hard enough, You can almost taste her, feel her pass and Scream, OH GOD WHY ME You would rather bleed than be without her Gone are the tender whispers dancing in your ears Replaced with lackluster memories you cry, your screams play in your empty room It's so hard to see when your eyes are rolling in the back of your head It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong

I Love You, Never Fxckin Question That
if only the good things in life lasted longer. if only we didn't have to say goodbye. somewhere deep within your heart there's someone that you're dying to forget but also living to remember. why don't guys stop and think, "hey, maybe all of those love quotes she has do mean something." i want a boy who will stop asking me why I’m so confusing & try to figure me out himself. I keep wondering if you still want me, if you still miss me, but im too scared to ask, scared of the answer, scared its not what i want to hear. I love you. That's my secret. No hearts. No pretty drawings. No poems or cryptic messages. I love you. You can't see her tears with those flashing lights. The music blasting so loud. She gets lost in the crowd. You know you should go after her, but you have never done the right thing.

Have You Found Yourself? What About Sexually?????
well i have been trying new things with someone i usta deal with in the past and it has been very nice .... i usta think i couldnt try this or try that but it's nothing now i just need to try this shit sober to see if i really like it LOL , well I never knew how freaky he was because when we were together it was more love making than sex so we did some things but know he is really showing me all of his true colors........he is so so so so freaky , yall know that song by Rick Ross ( hit you from the back ) and the chrous says "cock cock cock ya legs " well you gotta be on some real fucking if you listening to that >>>>>>>>> it makes you wanna fuck harder >>>< that shit is off the chain ....... these are a few things i like ____ keep in mind you have to know what you doing if you wanna do any of this---- 1. Hair pulling 2.choking (lol ) yes 3. rough sex 4. anal sex ( only a few can do this) 5.cap, head , brains - mouth. 6. all toys 7. ice , syrup, bbq sauce, etc.

Friendship (haiku)
I'm thankful for you The compassion in your heart Your gentle spirit For all your kindness And being the one who cares And brightens my life When I need, you're there On you I can always lean We're forever friends

~amazing Pagan Grace~
~AMAZING PAGAN GRACE~ The song is sung to the tune of Amazing Grace. Enjoy! Amazing grace, how sweet the Earth that bore a witch like me! I once was burned, now I survive, was hung and now I sing. T'was grace that drew down the moon and grace that raised the seas. The magic in the people's will will set our Mother free. We face the East and breathe the winds that move across this earth. From gentle breeze to hurricane our breath will bring forth the change. Turn towards the South and feel the fire that burns in you and me. The spirit's flame will rise again and burn eternally. We greet the West, our souls awash in tides of primal birth. Our tears and blood, our pain and love will cleanse and heal the earth. Reach into the North and know your roots down deep ancestral cave. We find the wisdom of the Crone, Of circles we are made. Amazing earth, enduring life, from death into rebirth. T'is earth I am and earth I love a

Santa Has To Be A Chick...
* 15. Santa *remembers* it's Christmas. 'Nuf said. * 14. Reads children's letters in office instead of in bathroom. * 13. Never explains what exactly you did to deserve that coal in your stocking; if you have to ask, maybe that's the problem! * 12. Employs little people in a sweatshop and co-hosts TV talk show, "Regis and Santa Lee." * 11. Despite the closet full of red coats with big black belts, *still* insists she has nothing to wear on Christmas Eve. * 10. "Mrs. Claus" wears work boots, has a crew cut, and drives a '68 El Camino. * 9. A man simply would not care if you were naughty or nice. * 8. Actually seems to shake like TWO bowls full of jelly. * 7. Bowl full of jelly, my ass. It's water retention. * 6. Constantly whining about equality until it's time to clean out the reindeer stalls. * 5. Matching shoes and belt? Only a woman would accessorize a pantsuit like that! * 4. No guy would ever name his animals Dancer and Prance

Bad Santa,,,,again...
• I know when you`ve been bad or good -- so let's skip the small talk, sister! • Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? • Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip? • Some of my best toys run on batteries... • I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do you? • Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list! • Wanna join the "Mile High" club? • That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I'm just glad to see you!

I Am A Fan Of A Few Late Night Shows
I love tivo. I am not a big tv watcher and when I do finally watch tv I don't want to spend half the time watching commercials. So I tivo my fav shows and watch them while I'm cooking breakfast for my boys in the morning or folding laundry. One of my fav shows is The Late Late show with Craig Ferguson. He cracks me up to no end! I was searching around today and found one of his segments he does during the week on spoofs of things that happened this week. I think this will take you to the video I was just watching..but Tim meadows is usually funny. http://www.cbs.com/latenight/latelate/comedy/video/20061211.shtml If it doesn't come up then you can look up this weeks skits on http://www.cbs.com/latenight/latelate/comedy/ Anyways..just wanted to share with ya'll a few things that make me laugh and things that interests me. Since I was on a roll and all LOL. I'm big on Dateline, 20/20, Primetime, and all those other kinds of shows. I typically don't watch sitcoms, bu

My Children
You never know what your life will turn out. They tell you to plan for your life while your in high school, or at least college anyway. But you go to college, then like a fool I got married, and he joined the military, and I traveled all over the world with him, and after 22 years he just threw me away. But at least I got three wonderful children out of all those years. My son, who is my hero, and has kept me going through all of this, came into this world fighting for his life. He came two months early, without lungs to breath for him, and he was to stay in the hospital for the two months, or until his original due date, but he proved them all wrong and was out of the hospital in 19 days, and has grown into a awesome young man. My baby girl who is now 12, is my little angel. The divorce was hardest on her, because she didn't want her mama and daddy to be apart what kids do, but she see's now it is for the best. As for the oldest, my 21 year old who has my grandson, L

The Room Of Your Soul
What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds. You believe that people see you as a bit small and insignificant. People pay more attention to you than you think. Your near future is in a very different place (both physically and mentally) from where you are right now. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul

Talk About Drama
ALL CAUSE THE MUM I POSTED THIS B.I WENT IN TO MY GALLERY AND DOWNRATED ME ALLLLLL 1'S SENT A LETTER TO BABYJESUS BECAUSE I AM PRETTY PISSED WITH THE FACT THAT I EVEN TOLD PEEPS DON'T TAKE ME THE WRONG WAY BY THE MUM JUST CURIOUS AND THEN PEEPS NAME CALLED I DELETED COMMENTS AND LEFT IT AT THAT..... HERES THE ONE THAT RATED ME ALLLLL ONES (BULLSHIT I SAY) luna@ CherryTAP

A Rape Story
You are one fucking sick person if you dont repost this i feel for you if this dosent touch you because this is just wrong. read this. its disgusting. Walking in my nighty; rubbing my eyes My fathers sitting on the sofa with his friend He pats the seat in the middle; i sit Shivering so cold; a quilt he lends "Jessy you love me dont you" a smile; his Their breathe spirts weep "Daddy you know i do; what is it?" He smiles at his friend; his hand creeps His friend takes my hand; looks me in the eyes Daddys creeping up my nightie; cold hands I try to pull his hand away; grip is strong! They look at one another; nod; something planned I feel my palms sweat; Daddys under my knickers "Daddy im going to bed! Night" Pulling again But there grip is to strong for weak me I look at both; and ask, who are these men? His fingers going up me; pulling away His friend leans forward; a kiss? Why? His toungue moving mine; my eyes squint Lean back and away; "Why are you doin

Where The Angel Sleeps........
Where the Angel sleeps Through miles of empty nothingness and struggles through the dark abyss I see her as through frosted glass A sleeping beauty none surpass She gently sleeps, with softest sighs golden hair, and dreaming eyes. Reddest lips, I long to kiss to waken her from slumbering bliss She seems a princess sleeping long her every breath gives life to song and seems that Sleep himself denied her waking, so to be his bride I softly kiss her golden head to dispel her artificial death to waken her and set her free to love her and have her love me But on she sleeps, through rain and storm and I beside her resting form remain, and kiss her night and day until we both shall fade away…

Hm..
Sadness. It sucks in a way. How come you only really meet the most amazing people on the internet? Real life, yeah, theres one or two, but they wont show you the time of day. It's like, You read a profile online, and youre like, "Hey, they may be pretty cool". You talk to 'em and suddenly, you have an awesome friend. ...That you'll probably never really meet. =/. Just a depressed thought. Much love, Red.

More On Kissing...
You're an Passionate Kisser For you, kissing is about all about following your urges If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in troubleWhat Kind of Kisser Are You?

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
Subject : Christmas Carols for the Disturbed | | | Inbox 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Ji

Time
The sacred tale of time shall soon unwind. The select few shall band together to make know the secrets of all mankind. Though they do not realize who they are it will be made known soon. To all those who are not true, the divine ones shall bring doom. ~Gwendolyn A (Pepper) Coyne 1994

I'm Apparently A Disgrace To My Uniform Hahaha
Okay so tonight has been seriously one fun night. I got into a rather heated conversation with several people impeachment of Mr Bush and a woman after stating my opinion told me and i quote. "Shut my mouth when it comes to my commander and cheif" I some how dont remember ever having to say i would respect him? When i was sworen in he wasnt even in office yet. Further more Respect is earned not given. And further more show me a Soldier who says he's fighting for his "Commander and cheif" Fight for your country, Fight for your family, Fight for your friends and your very way of life. Where in there does it say fight for your commander and cheif? I am sorry but i think i must of been asleep for that part.

A Politically Correct Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves". "Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves. And labour conditions at the North Pole were alleged by the union to stifle the soul. Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety, Released to the wilds by the Humane Society. And equal employment had made it quite clear That Santa had better not use just reindeer. So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid! The runners had been removed from his sleigh; The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A. And people had started to call for the cops When they heard sled noises on their rooftops. Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened. His fur trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened." And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows, Rudolf was suing ov

Just Frustrated
ok last night, i went to make a phone call,and to find out my phone had been shut off. now i pay my bill the first of the month faithfully,come to find out,some company has added services to my phone,without my permission,and it has caused my bill to get higher,i couldnt figure out,why,when i just have local service and caller id.so now my phone is shut off,my birthday is tommorow,and i only get payed 1 time a month,something always tries to pull me down,it seems..im a single parent,and i always pay my bills,i make sure of that.now i have no phone,i didnt even get a shut off notice,oh well,i cant do anything about it,i wonder if anyone else has had this problem...brenda

De La Hoya V Mayweather Set For May 5th
Oscar De La Hoya is set to square off against Pretty Boy Floyd Mayweather on May 5th at the MGM Grand Casino in Vegas. As far as the sport of boxing is concerned this is HUGE! De La Hoya last fought in May when he beat up on Ricardo Mayorga stopping the cigar smoking madman in the 6th round. FLoyd last fought in Novemeber beating Carlos Baldomir in a unanimous decision bout. As a boxing fan this is pretty much a dream bout come true. Pretty Boy is arguably the greatest boxer pound for pound in the world right now and if he can stop The Golden Boy it will mark the end of a flawless career for Mayweather (who plans to retire if he wins). De La Hoya on the other hand can stun the world and cement his legacy as one of the worlds greatest boxers ever if he can pull off a win. Look for this fight to set all sorts of pay per view, gate, and other monetary records. Ring side seats are already as high as $2,000 a seat. Im not officially predicting a winner yet because I have no idea what kind o

When Spring Returns Again
We wait for the warm bloom of spring knowing all the joys that it will bring it fills our hearts and makes us sing when the warmth of spring returns again rains will fall, and the snow will cease A time to do just what we please how we've longed for that inner peace when the warmth of spring returns again contentment found in each other's arms hearts protected by our love so warm love's strength keeps us safe from harm when the warmth of spring returns again I will be waiting there to take your hand to wander as one through this waking land you will be my woman, and I'll be your man when the warmth of spring returns again

A Girl Praying
Our Cash Which art on plastic Hallowed be thy name Thy Cartier watch Thy Prada bag In Myer As it is in David Jones Give us each day our Platinum Visa And forgive us our overdraft As we forgive those who stop our Mastercard And lead us not into Katies And deliver us from Sussans For thine is the Dinnigan, the Akira and the Armani For Chanel No. 5 and Eternity Amex

Let's Make A Deal
You forgive me for liking you too much, And I'll forgive you for not liking me enough. You forgive me for missing you so, And I'll forgive you for being so cold. You forgive me for the loud racing of my heart, And I'll forgive you for not hearing it. You forgive me for playing your games, And I'll forgive you for toying with my emotions. You forgive me for finding you so attractive, And I'll forgive you for not noticing. You forgive me for raising you up so high, And I'll forgive you for bringing me down so low. You forgive me for wanting to be with you, And I'll forgive you for avoiding me. You forgive me for being so pathetic, And I'll forgive you for taking advantage of it. You forgive me for not being able to let go, And I'll forgive you for never having latched on. You forgive me for having hopes and dreams, And I'll forgive you for crushing them. Forgiveness brings inner peace. Do we have a deal?

Yule: Winter's Solstice
YULE : WINTER'S SOLSTICE After Samhain when the Oak King has been slain, the Holly King Reigns with the Winters Queen, and the Wheel of the Year turns now to Yule. Yule is the day marked by the subtle shift of the light-dark pattern. From this day forward, the Dark recedes and the light increases. On that day, the new Sun is born, the new Oak King and the Divine Child. It is for the latter reason the Christian Church took December 25th as the day of the birth of their Divine Child. More often, Yule will fall on the 20th or the 21st of each year, the day of the Winter Solstice, rather then on the 25th. This is also the height of the rule of the Horned One, Herne, the Hunter. It is at this time of the year that most people are surviving on either stored grains and preserved items or on the hunt of game such as deer, hare or pheasant. Most of the lower class of people probably did not eat much deer, but relied heavily on other animals such as badger, hare

To All My Freinds
I have been a little down this past week or too so if I dont get back to you guys it is not you I just have not felt like being online I am having a ruff time with the holiday season due to the fact that on the 30th of this month it will be the two year aniversary that I lost my lil boy so I will get back to all of you as soon as I get over the emotions and stuff I am going through. God bless all of you and have a very merry christmas and a happy new year

Christmas Cake
Ingredients 225g/8oz plain flour 1/4 tsp salt 1/2 tsp mixed spice 1/2 tsp ground cinnamon 200g/7oz butter 200g/7oz dark brown sugar 2 tbsp black treacle 1 tbsp marmalade 1/4tsp vanilla essence 4 eggs, lightly beaten 800g/1 3/4 lb mixed dried fruits 100g/3 1/2 oz chopped mixed peel 150g/5oz glace cherries, halved 100g/3 1/2 oz blanched almonds, chopped brandy To Decorate the Cake: 200g/7oz marzipan 1-2 tbsp apricot jam, warmed Royal Icing 3 egg whites 600g/1lb 5oz icing sugar, sieved 11/2tsp liquid glycerine - optional 1 tbsp lemon juice Method 1. Heat the oven to 150C/300F/Gas2. Grease a 20cm/8inch round or an 18cm/7inch square cake tin and line the bottom and sides with baking parchment. 2. Sieve the flour, salt, mixed spice and cinnamon into a bowl. 3. Cream the butter and the sugar in a large mixing bowl and then mix in the sugar, treacle, marmalade and vanilla essence until light and fluffy. 4. Mix the eggs a little at a time into the mixture adding

Bushmen
The scars were embedded deep in his hand's from year's of work upon the land. his skin was cracked his lips were changed from a lifetime spent in the sun and sand. Ploughing field's and herding cattle. life for him was such a battle but ask that bushmen would he do it all again he would answer just the same i wouldn't change a single thing. You see it's in his blood it's in his heart the country he is a part. So when you see a bushmen out there on a hill in killer heat and dusty terrain his eyes full or sweat and pain just stop a while and think a thought his lifestyle cannot be brought he would not change for anything all he needs is in the land written by Steven.E.K.B.

Sista Half Step
I am not The antidote For anything I am not Searching For the cure Operators are not Standing by And my motives Are far From pure An Unholy Roller Just embracing Souls Different from Anyone else You know You can steer me In many directions But without a Wheel to grab You cannot Assume control I speak my Piece Causing relief Or grief Then I resume Life’s stroll

The Longest Night Of The Year
How I spent the longest night of the year. For the eight sabbats (Pagan holidays) of the year, I host a feast at my house. It started last year at Yuletide, and this anniversary sure held up! My tree with all the lovely gifts. The first to arrive were Mekaela and Carlie. I entertained them with "Santa Clause Is Coming To Town" on DVD while I cooked dinner. The stir-fry veggies were great, the marinade for the chicken a tad too salty, but on pasta it was all good. No one else was there, so I put it aside. Norah showed up and we were about to open presents when Scott called because I gave him the wrong address. Whoops! When all five of us were inside and warm, we opened presents. Norah's interesting stash... Norah got me a game, "Word Search", as an alternative to Scrabble. Watch my brain explode! ;) She also brought me a little pencil character and a paratrooper! Mekaela got me a fairy. She's so pretty! Carlie got me a Nightmare Before Christmas kit (

Mindfuck
Like a rollercoaster haunted house Like screaming screaming screaming at the top of your lungs of your lungs Like time warps and photo negatives Like that bad bad really bad 80's rock music Like Toto meets Africa meets Acapella meets the Earth Tones Like flowered rainboots and hot pink post its and flying moon monkeys going midnight bowling with strobe lights and godammit it won't fit it just won't fit and it's like that fucking 89 or the lunch detention for chewing gum Or fuck it's that mindfuck it's this fucking poem This poem has officially fucked your mind Up the ass No Lubricant

Just For Laughs
The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM" He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. A

Dessication
all the rivers dried, rocky stone, and fields full of bones, the life here fled, quick, as the big dry ate up everything. All these waters gone, so long wanted, so long needed, all these farms are dry, empty houses, roofs open to sky. All these empty places, where there once was toil, and work and reward, dust no matter how how hard they tried. No healing power of the earth here, just dust, washed up on the shores of empty fields, empty husks, died.

Should The Us Begin Pulling Troops Out Of Iraq, Or Should It Add 30,000 More To The Effort As Some Politicians Are Suggesting?
This is the question posted in today's paper. This morning's paper was kind of a irritating. They showed a cartoon--scrooge (Bush) with the ghosts of christmas past (Iraq Past), present (Iraq Present), and future (Iraq Yet To Come). Underneath it said "He wasn't kidding when he said he has no trouble sleeping at night." Every so often, they'll post a question and tell readers to send in their answers. Last week's question which was posted with some answers in today's paper was: What Is Your Christmas Wish? One woman mentioned something about wanting all of our people home; the homeless and seniors getting the help they need; and people understanding the meaning of christmas all year round. Then there was a guy who wanted to offer a prayer for the US Armed Forces. That's not the reason for this. The reason is next week's question-- Should the US begin pulling troops out of Iraq, or should it add 30,000 plus troops to the effort there as some politicians are suggesting? Th

Let's Just Lay Awhile
As we lie here in bliss You roll over and give me that kiss The one where I know it's meant to be The one I know is meant for me I run my hand through your field of hair We catch eyes and stare With the look you give I'm memorized I dare not advert my eyes I swear you just stole My heart and soul My other hand slowly moves down your thigh You bit your lip and sigh Then you give a little smirk Your chest begins to perk You hold your breath as to never let go At this moment I know This was meant for just us I begin to slowly thrust I never want this feeling to go I continue to move slow Your hand digging into my back Who would have thought I'd get satisfaction from that Your skin touching mine Oh how I wish it were like this all the time Your movement so gentle so tender Running my hand over your hip so slender The moans I hear are reassuring Every word your saying is adoring Your breathing has picked up Then it ends so abrupt Now you stay with such a smile

Santa's Pickup Lines
Santa's Pickup Lines 10. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? 9. Wanna see my 12-inch elf? 8. I`ve got something special in the sack for you! 7. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip? 6. I know when you`ve been bad or good--so let`s skip the small talk, sister! 5. Some of my best toys run on batteries... 4. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that`s what the Mrs. calls it. 3. I see you when you`re sleeping--and you don`t wear any underwear, do you? 2. Screw the "nice" list--I`ve got you on my "naughty" list! 1. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?

5 Truths About Women And Attraction
5 Truths About Women And Attraction >You may have noticed that women aren't exactly easy to understand. If you've been having a hard time getting "inside the mind" of women, and you'd like to learn what to do in order to create ATTRACTION with women, the read this: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/ ***QUESTION*** Hello, My name is O. I'm 20 years old, living in Cyprus. Actually in my college i got interested to a gal. She was also good with me and many times did somethings that means, at least for me, she is interested to me too. Recently I got her mobile number and i called her the day after it and she talked to me normally BUT after a few days when i called her again she did not answered to my call (she didn't pick the mobile up). then I sent her this SMS: Without U life is Black not White.Without U the world has no hope,no light.Without U I cant go left or right.Without U I lose my sight.THANK U MY GLASSES! I called her

Frustrated Re Spamming Rules: Penalizing The Innocent
Please see my bulletin entitled "How the heck are you supposed to welcome newbies..." for the crux of my frustration at the moment. Still fuming, I also posted a mum entitled, "Fuming Spam Rules???", and, in my continued disgust, I have changed my profile picture to the anti-spam graphic symbolic of the frustrations of those innocents also hit by the spamming rule. After only posting 3 comments on 3 different newbie profiles, I have suddently been lumped into the category of a spammer. I am trying to figure out how, exactly, that is spamming. In fact, Baby Jesus and other powers that be have posted messages on our bulletins to encourage us to continue welcoming them to our site and answering some of their questions that they might have about setting up their skins, finding graphics and the like to set them into motion. How can we continue to be ambassadors of this friendly site if we are going to be stymied in our path???? Aren't they cutting their own throats by not allo

Rocky Balboa
OMG. That movie was f'n amazing! I just took Ma for a Christmas gift and I loved that movie!!!! I mean Sylvster Stallone was freaking amazing! I got chills watching it and the beatings that were flying back and forth?! That's my second favorite Rocky after Rocky IV. GO SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Colors
W•H•I•T•E• i really don't care B•L•A•C•K• You dont give a flying Fuck. M•A•G•E•N•T•A• Heartbroken P•I•N•K• taken B•L•U•E• Taken & Loving it and love that person with all your heart and would like to stay with him/HER forever..!!:} O•R•A•N•G•E• Like someone but dont know if they like you Y•E•L•L•O•W Single, not hating it, not loving it, just waiting for a certain someone... G•R•E•E•N Like/love someone A LOT and says they like/love you back , but arent going out T•U•R•Q•U•O•I•S•E• Like someone who is taken R•E•D Confused about someone G•O•L•D• Single and Loving it S•I•L•V•E•R• you're thinkin about just giving up C•L•E•A•R• You can't see me. I'm an invisible ninja B•R•O•W•N• i have a crush on a Hobo

To Everyone
During Christmas when families are coming together. And were wishing for peace in the world. Let's not forget those whom have become friends, and mean so much to us. I hope and pray that everyone may have the best of Christmas, and that during the coming year. That all your hopes and dreams, as well as wishes come true. I hope we all find peace in our hearts tomorrow. And that in the coming year everyone finds that one person that will help bring peace to you soul.

Poem #3 (resolution)
Resolution Look into my eyes you will see love if you look deeper you will see sadness and sorrow for all the tears I have cried for peace. The sun shines bright above. My eyes they glisten like a moonlight pond, but yet a mask hides a heart that lies beneath my anger and frustration. Blood drips from my fingers as anger pours out along with that blood a new creation is born a new soul and a new happiness. The fresh sent of roses caress the air as the sun is bright once again. Nicole Cordick Copyright ©2006 Nicole Marie Cordick

Wishing All A Merry Christmas
well here it is christmas day.im wishing everyone safe passage for those on trips and to my friends a very special christmas chear and to everyone on cherrytap,MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A PROSPOROUSE NEW YEAR.well ive been gone for the last three and a half days and cannt wait to get home.ive seen alot of things on this trip that have made me rethink christmas.we all have things to be thankful for,reguardless of any bad things we have had to endure over the years.we have each other for one.we have life,many have lost it just over the holidays like the man who killed his family then committed suicide or the young couple shot down in a mistaken drug deal.yes those of us here have alot,sometimes you just have to take inventory.i know we have some haters on this site,i feel sorry for them.we must remember,especially on this day,just what love and sacrifise means.there have been people spreading things about others on this site,even going as far as to email peoples friends.this has got to stop.i

Greetings, One And All!
To those who can deal with it, Merry Christmas!! I was raised in a household that lived for the Holiday season. Up until the last 5 years, I always enjoyed the festivities! I'm working really hard at simplifying my life, not an easy task with this many males around, lol. Packrats, one and all!! The celebration at my parent's house today will be a little quieter than usual. My Dad will be having heart surgery to repair a torn valve some time this next week. He should do just fine. He's in great shape, lol! On January 1, my sister Carol is going to Hawaii for 2 months. The Universe if working in her life, too. She will be living in a Community that has no indoor plumbing. She'll be on a raw foods diet. And she will be living with her new significant other! For her, this is quite a leap of faith!!! My parents are hysterical, but she has stuck to her guns. I support this adventure with all my heart, naturally! But I will miss my little sister very much! Not that little, she's 3 year