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The Truth Behind The Smile And Other Myths - When Body Language Lies
1) A liar can't look you straight in the eye. There is a persistent belief that people with shifty eyes are probably lying. As Paul Ekman says in his classic work, Telling Lies: Clues to Deceit in the Marketplace, Politics, and Marriage, "When we asked people how they would tell if someone were lying, squirming and shifty eyes were the winners. [But] clues that everyone knows about, that involve behavior that can be readily inhibited, won't be very reliable if the stakes are high and the liar does not want to be caught." Ekman goes on to argue against attributing too much meaning to such behavior for two reasons. First of all, although this kind of nonverbal communication most reliably signals the presence of some kind of emotion, that emotion may or may not mean that someone is lying. Nervousness can, for example, manifest itself as shifty eyes. But there are many reasons for nervousness. To understand what the behavior means, you still have to interpret the emotion. Second, Ekman h
I Am This Girl......
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... QUESTION IS....ARE THERE ANY TAKERS??!?!?!! I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the girl who
Wednesday Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Farrelly Brothers, New O&a Show Videos, Erocktober Day 3, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Ladies of Paltalk, who are keeping us all drooling with the early morning breasticles! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it: 1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE. 2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to: The Opie and Anthony Show WOW Sticker Requests 111 West 57th Street Suite 500 New York, NY 10019 3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many bacon-filled, grilled cheese sandwiches you like to gobble down, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat some pork and cheese. Speaking of shirts...(Check out what the lovely Mia is wearing!) As long
I Am Rockin The House So Come Party
Come join DJ Baby Boy in the Git-R-Done lounge!! He plays great tunes and is open to requests!!
By The Year 2050
It's now official. By 2050 whites will be the minority race in the United States. When the Census of 2050 is completed the Census Bureau estimates that the white race will become a minority in the United States. Hispanics will be the dominant race. African Americans will remain the third prevalent ethnic group in America. The question is, will the middle class white male (who already is an unrecognized minority in America) qualify for set asides, a preferential quota system and, on Capitol Hill, a "Congressional White Caucus?" The census prediction estimates that the white population will grow about 7% while the Hispanic population will increase by 194%. The dramatic increase in Hispanics is not due to procreation. Hispanics have a higher birth rate than any other ethnic segment of the population (an average of 3 live births per family compared to two for Whites and African Americans). But it will be the influx of both legal and illegal Hispanics of childbearing years that will tilt
A Shocker To Start Conversations With Women
A SHOCKER To Start Conversations With Women >Hey! There are many different ways to meet and attract women... and there's ONE way that will fit your personality perfectly. But, it's up to you to find and learn that one way. I've put together a fantastic set of learning tools to help you, and you should take a minute or two and look through them now. You can see them all right here: This week I want to talk about an obvious point that's taken me a few years to really notice. The idea is simple: We humans don't want what everyone else has... we want what everyone else has AND MORE. In the context of women and dating, it goes like this: WOMEN AREN'T ATTRACTED TO GUYS THEY PERCEIVE AS AVERAGE. Remember, ATTRACTION doesn't make logical sense... Women don't say, "Oh, he's a kind, honest, loyal type of guy from a good family... AND THAT REALLY TURNS ME ON." Nope. Women say t
Much Better Than "taking Her To Dinner"
Much Better Than "Taking Her To Dinner"... >IMPORTANT: If you'd like to look at all of the different programs I have created to help you learn how to meet women, plus see some great video clips of them, just go HERE: *** DATING QUESTION FROM A READER *** Hi David, love your newsletters, always remind me the great points I read in your book... You recently wrote: "If you buy a woman enough dinners, she may begin to feel some AFFECTION for you... but food and gifts will never lead to ATTRACTION. Big difference." So what do we do after the first date of tea and stimulating conversation? I figure that at some point, I would like to go to dinner with a new girl. Should I just let them pay for theirs? I did that last time, since we were just becoming friends, I wasn't that into the woman and didn't want to look like I was trying to impress her (since I wasn't trying to impress her), and s
Daily Horoscope
Daily Horoscope: Aries For October 4,2007 You are feeling a bit more domestic than usual and that could manifest itself in many different ways. Food could be more appealing, especially if you're trying an old family recipe or just something comforting.
New Name
ok this is gonna sound stupid but im thinkin i really need a new name but ummm im havin trouble comin up with one so to who ever reads this if ya have any ideas could ya let me know :) i would very much appraciate it much love
Sexiest Eyes Contest
last day please rate and leave some love :-P I am in the sexiest eyes contest runs from today until the 13th at midnight.Please rate first then Please comment bomb this link...pleaseee lol Thanks all!
This Is The Song Of My Life..
Yo, all I need is one mic, one beat, one stage One nigga front, my face on the front page Only if I had one gun, one girl and one crib One God to show me how to do things his son did Pure, like a cup of virgin blood; mixed with 151, one sip'll make a nigga flip Writin names on my hollow tips, plottin shit Mad violence who I'm gon' body, this hood politics Ackowledge it, leave bodies chopped up in garbages Seeds watch us, grow up and try to follow us Police watch us {*siren*} roll up and try knockin us One knee I ducked, could it be my time is up But my luck, I got up, the cop shot again Bus stop glass bursts, a fiend drops his Heineken Richochetin between the spots that I'm hidin in Blackin out as I shoot back, fuck gettin hit! {*more sirens*} This is my hood I'ma rep, to the death of it 'til everybody come home, little niggaz is grown Hoodrats, don't abortion your womb, we need more warriors soon Sent from the star sun and the moon In this life of police chases str
Accidents Never Happen
Accidents Never Happen by Sylvan In my sophomore year of college, my parents were quite okay with me living with a female friend, but (obviously) Marie's mom wasn't as keen on her living with a guy, even one who wasn't her boyfriend. I'm a pretty nice guy, though, and once she met me, Marie's mom quickly warmed to the idea, and we signed the lease for our apartment. While Marie's mom was okay with me, she would have been rather displeased to learn that Marie's boyfriend Matt was essentially living with us 95% of the time. I can only assume she was in denial, because after the two of them had been going out for a year, only some rather puritanical morals would have kept them apart. I, on the other hand, didn't have any such regular relationship. I went on dates when presented with a workable opportunity, but rarely had much success getting them into the bedroom. I did have several female friends, but none of the with-benefits variety. So when my friend Rachel was visiting, I
Special Request~~ Help Her Out ~ Beautiful Nightmare
Below is a link to a young lady who came by my page asking for WSC help. Due to our current obligations, I was forced to tell her we just didn't have any comments to spare. However she can actually win a second place prize with the most rates. Seeing as how these are not tied up by any other reason please go by and give her a rate! She seems a very sweet young lady and her man is totally committed to her he was bombing his heart out for her. Thank you all Lucretia~ LuAngel~~~ 'ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳஐ .*.....BeautifulNightmare.....*`. ஐ' Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA
Maybe I Am Heavenbound! Maybe Not! Come And Find Out 2!
Okay! This one works and will bring you to my lounge. Come enjoy the music and feel free to please join my lounge. I am also hiring bartenders, bouncers and promoters. I need tons of promoters to get my lounge off the ground. So, come join my family. You need to click the middle pic to get in the lounge. COME SEE THE NEW Maybe I am Heavenbound Lounge!!!CLICK PIC TO COME AND VISIT!!!! (repost of original by '*DJ_LIL_WOLF*co-owner *HELL FIRE AND BRIMSTONE*' on '2007-10-07 11:48:05')
The Night Before Deerhunting
'Twas the night before DeerHunting, when all through the camp, Not a creature was stirring, not evena bug on the lamp. The guns were all cleaned and put in theircases, Awaiting being loaded and fired at 100 paces. The hunterswere nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of 10-point bucksdanced in their heads. And Dad in his long johns, and I in my baseballcap, Had settled our brains for a short winter's nap When out onthe trail there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what wasthe matter. As I hurried to the window to see what was going onthere, I saw an old green pickup truck with nine hunters in the backthere. With a fat little driver all dressed in orange from his head to histoe, I knew in an instant it must be Uncle Joe. More rapid thaneagles, the hunters they came, And he slammed on the brakes and calledthem by name. "Now Tom! Now John! Now Bill and Mike! ComeRick! Come Chuck! Come Zachary and Spike! Get in t
My Personality Type
You Are An ESFJ The Caregiver You are sympathetic and caring, putting friends and family first. A creature of habit, you prefer routines and have trouble with change. You love being in groups - whether you're helping people or working on a project. You are good at listening, laughing, and bringing out the best in people. In love, you value harmony and mutual understanding. You will apologize or give someone the benefit of the doubt, if it means getting over a fight sooner. At work, you are good at building relationships and connecting with people. You would make a great nurse, social worker, or teacher. How you see yourself: Organized, dependable, co-operative When other people don't get you, they see you as: Opinionated, critical, and know-it-all What's Your Personality Type?
4,425 Till Level 21
4,425 till level 21 date: 2007-10-07 20:04:37 help level me with pic comments/ ranks and i'll help myself by returning the favor!!(nsfw pix are still open as well ladies ;) Mike
Duran Duran Live 1984
Standing alone in the dark. A Chilling sound gave him a start. Almost made him go weak in the heart. Frozen in his shoes, all it would have took is for someone to say Boo! The path he had taken , must have been, awakened. For all around from the trees to the, ground. Shadows played and branches swayed! Sure Doom was very near! when all of the sudden, Time for dinner, Tommy dear!
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Peggy Sues Contest
I know that I have been asking for your guys help a lot lately. I have a lot of friends that are in contest. Peggy Sue is in a tattoo contest and could your love and support. Please drop by and drop her some comments. All you have to do is click on the picture below and it will take you right to her picture. Thanks, Tiggerbear2007
Men Part 2 With A Little Bit Of Life Sprinkled In
Well for the very few who actually read the first blog. An update for those who care.... Things are better now you know it has been a year in November since I seperated from my husband and oh how things have changed for me... He no longer stalks me from different profiles,,,at least I dont think he is LOL We talk cause for the children we do have to be civil to each other...That is all I ever want from him, now I have my apartment and I have a good job and I have the love of my children that is all a person could ever really need or want.. For all of you that read this blog..take care of yourselves and the ones you love cause after all that is what matters in life not the stupid drama people try to bring to it!!! anna
I Still ♥ Pablo Neruda
If You Forget Me by Pablo Neruda I want you to know one thing. You know how this is: if I look at the crystal moon, at the red branch of the slow autumn at my window, if I touch near the fire the impalpable ash or the wrinkled body of the log, everything carries me to you, as if everything that exists, aromas, light, metals, were little boats that sail toward those isles of yours that wait for me. Well, now, if little by little you stop loving me I shall stop loving you little by little. If suddenly you forget me do not look for me, for I shall already have forgotten you. If you think it long and mad, the wind of banners that passes through my life, and you decide to leave me at the shore of the heart where I have roots, remember that on that day, at that hour, I shall lift my arms and my roots will set off to seek another land. But if each day, each hour, you feel that you are destined for me with implacable sweetness, if each day a
Happy Thanksgiving
Most of us will have noticed that Canadian Thanksgiving comes well in advance of our neighbours to the south, and for all the predictable reasons: colder climate, earlier harvest, and that persistant urge to accomplish something (anything) before "they" do. But the history of our Thanksgiving is stuffed with surprises. Myspace Graphics We did actually have the FIRST Thanksgiving, a full 43 years before the pilgims at Plymouth Rock, but, in true Canadian fashion, there was something wrong with it. That first North American Thanksgiving would have been "celebrated" in sub-zero temperatures on a barren, windswept moonscape by a muttering, mutinous crowd wondering whether "the chief" had all his marbles. Myspace Graphics In 1576, Sir Martin Frobisher set out to find the Spice Islands. He landed instead on Baffin Island. The complete absence of trees and a pitiless terrain of unrelieved rock and permafrost barely dampened his determination to establish the first English settlem
Can Someone Tell Me Why?
Why it is that someone can come into your life and have you act a way you never acted before? I mean does this mean they are not good for you? If your acting like someone you never wanted to be meaning overreacting and questioning every little thing when before you never did in fact you were told you were too unemotional and or detached? I just dont know what to make of that. Can someone have such a hold on you that you behave in a way that is out of the norm? Does this mean you are in love with this person or does it mean you enjoy the drama of it all? Maybe its that your last relationship was so boring that you enjoy the chase and excitement of it all, maybe its because your hoping one day they will turn around and tell you they are in love with you I dont know just rambling right now
ok still not sure of whats going on with kayliegh, we r tryin to get the money to take her to the childerns hospital,bc we r tried of being put off here bc we have a state medicalcard plus on top of it her grandma had a heartattack today, shes doing ok but the stress is getting to us all thanks for all ur prayers and support.. much love to u all
Worlds Smallest Cities
1. Vatican City Size: 0.17 sq. mi. (0.44 km) Population: 783 (2005 census) Location: Rome, Italy The size of a golf course, the Vatican City [ wiki | official website ] is the smallest country in the world. It's basically a walled enclave inside of Rome, Italy. It's so small that the entire country does not have a single street address. The Vatican City may be small, but it is very powerful. It is the sovereign territory of the Holy See, or the seat of the Catholic Church (basically its central government), which has over 1 billion people (about 1 in 6 people on the planet) as constituents. The Vatican City was created in 1929 by the Lateran Treaty (which was signed by one of history's most repressive dictators, Benito Mussolini) and is ruled by the Pope, basically a non-hereditary, elected monarch who rules with absolute authority (he's the legislative, executive and judiciary all rolled into one) - indeed, the Pope is the only absolute monarch in Europe. Another unique
Party Animal
Your Karaoke Theme Song is "Margaritaville" You are a true party animal, but your style is mild and chill. Kicking back with a few friends and a few drinks is all you need to be happy. You certainly don't feel pressured to be a part of any party scene. In fact, you avoid trendier spots. You've been known to kick loose anywhere and everywhere. All you need is a cooler. You might also sing: "Gin and Juice," "Love Shack," and "Red Red Wine" Stay away from people who sing: "Wind Beneath My Wings" What's Your Karaoke Theme Song?
Old Sayings Made New For The Computer Age.
New Old Sayings 1. Anywhere you hang your @ is home. 2. The e-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail. 3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. 4. You can\'t teach a new mouse old clicks. 5. Great groups from little icons grow. 6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone. 7. C: is the root of all directories. 8. Don\'t put all your hypes in one home page. 9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish. 10. The modem is the message. 11. Too many clicks spoil the browse. 12. The geek shall inherit the earth. 13. A chat has nine lives. 14. Don\'t byte off more than you can view. 15. Fax is stranger than fiction. 16. What boots up must come down. 17. Windows will never cease. 18. In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal). 19. Virtual reality is its own reward. 20. Modulation in all things. 21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted. 22. There\'s no place like ( http://www.)home(.co
In Your Faces! Here's Your Proof, Non-war Supporters!
-Iraqi intelligence documents discovered in Baghdad by "The Telegraph", found 4/26/03 in the bombed headquearters of the Mukhabarat, Iraq's intelligence service, reveal that an al Qaeda envoy was invited clandestinely to Baghdad in March 1998. The documents show that the purpose of the meeting was to establish arelationship between Baghdad and Al Qaeda based on their mutual hatred of America and Saudi Arabia. Themeeting apparently went so well that it was extended by a week and ended with arrangements being discussed for Bin Laden to visit Baghdad -From the London Telegraph, April 27, 2003 -One of the more interesting pieces of postwar evidence was uncovered in Baghdad by reporters for The Toronto Star and Londons Sunday Telegraph. The February 19, 1998 memo from Iraqi intelligence, in which Bin Ladens name was covered over with Liquid Paper, reported planned meetings with an Al Qaeda representative visiting Baghdad. Days later al Qaeda issued a fatwa alleging U.S. crimes against
Tiger Dance
sleek powerful body, crouching low golden sunset colors between bands of black wide beautiful deadly face curved in a snarl as the concentrated gaze pierces the heat of the day. the prey is marked. muscles coiled to spring hindquarters twitching poised and then... bounding out, enormous paws and powerful legs eating the ground as the quarry finally senses too late. leaping, racing through the haze the chase is majestic and deadly. mighty jaws clamp bringing the lethal waltz to a close. for now. replete and sated the lithe feline lopes away. until it's time again to dance. just rolled out of my head... a bit choppy, needs work... oh well... lolol...
Remember When Beepers Was The Thing To Have
Remember when beepers was the thing to have If you are under the age of should not read this and if you do, you should not repost this. Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ] You remember watching: -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." You remember: -TGIF -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You took plastic
The Fading Black Rose
The Fading Rose I was once a beautiful black rose, Standing in all my glory, As beautiful as can be, Till the day i was plucked from the ground, It was that day i stared to fade, I was picked by one who does not understand lasting beauty, While i was forced to sit in a vase, I slowly faded away, I was picked by a vixen and left to fade by her also, till the day i was replanted by a caring soul, Who nursed this fading rose back to health and cared for me, i noticed instantly that she understood lasting beauty, She takes my under her care and slowly i begin to see her pure soul, I begin to hope that I'll be with this kind soul forever. This poem is based on my feelings and as the black rose can symbolize death i wanted to make people think of death and rebirth.
9/11 - The Smoking Gun 2: George Tabb
9/11 - The Smoking Gun 2: George Tabb ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: WHIRLWIND COALITION Date: Oct 10, 2007 12:04 PM As Congressman Cohen said: SPEAK TRUTH TO POWER We need more help with promotion of this whole thing. All the videos George has made regarding this as well as his interview on MSNBC and some C-SPAN footage from the recent congressional hearings where former E.P.A. head is in the hot seat are archived here Congressional hearings? It is not boring, please watch Rep. Jerry Nadler's opening remarks. Like George said it's not just about New Yorkers. It's not right to walk away from this, and maybe even worse is to not even know what's going on, for anyone was in Lower Manhattan in late 2001. Thanks for help! Please repost / lend blog / and/or front page space for video -Whirlwind Coalition 9/11 - The Smoking Gun 2: George Tab
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Word Of God Speak - Mercy Me
Watermelon Crawl
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New Baby
a long awaited time and he is finaly here. little Arik Keldin Brendmoen was born on saturday october 6th at 6:55 pm and he was 8lbs 1oz, 20 inches long his head was 13 3/4 round and his feet were 3in(born with skies)he has dark brown hair and looks like his daddy. how my day of pain and hell then excitement begain. for 2 weeks i would go into labor then stop so i was begaining to think the little guy was not going to come. the 6th started as a normal day of chores and walking to get labor going and it was workin contractions were starting and all. untiel the normal thing happened they just stoped and not another for a while so i gave up relaxed and figured he will come when he wants to since he is not due till the 11th. at 3 pm i statred contracting all of a sudden. with them 1 min apart and a pain i can not describe. i told dan and his mom it is time to go. good thing too... we got to the hospital at 4:30 and i was checked dialtaed to a 4 so i got in the tub and on a personal note
What A Perfect Woman Would Say...!! Who Is The Perfect Woman Ehhhh.....
Ill swallow it all . . . I love the taste. Are you sure youve had enough to drink? Im bored. Lets shave my little kitty, you big lion king! Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome! God..if I dont get to blow you soon, I swear Im gonna bust! I know its a lot tighter back there but would you please try again? Youre so sexy when youre hungover. Id rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. Lets subscribe to Hustler. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? Say, lets go down to the mall so you can check out womens asses. Ill be out painting the house. I love it when you play golf on Sundays, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too. Honey, our new neighbors daughter is nude sunbathing again, come see! Ive decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. No, no Ill take the car to have the oil cha
An Abused Child Needs All Our Prayers..................................................please Repost
Thought Of The Day.....
"Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile" ...... Take Care everyone
Help Her Out Please!
Ok ladies and gentlemen this awesome woman is in a giveaway for a VIP and she is halfway there but the vip she has now expires in a few days so im trying to get her finished before her other one expires so could you please come leave just a few comments on it for me? I would be very greatful and thank you!
Dear Friends!
A quick note to my close friends. Please forgive me for not being on lately, I recived bad news on thursday. I found out that my cousin who has been in acoma for the last three months was going to have her plugs pulled. My Uncle and aunt Pulled them yesturday morning and she passed away ten minutes later. Now I have some family issues that I have to take care of so I will not be on as often for the next week or so. Please if you write to me or shout at me and I don't respond do not take it personal, I probley just came on long enough to check my mail and respond to those I have already gotten. Thank you all for being my freinds!
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Which Horror Killer Are You???
Which Horror Killer are You?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Pinhead You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.Michael Myers90% Pinhead90% Jigsaw80% Hannibal Lecter80% Jason Voorhees70% Freddy Krueger60% Leatherface60% Buffalo Bill60% Captain Spaulding50% Candyman20%
Hold Me Close
Hold me close Let me kiss you long and slow Come touch me all over Find all the places the make me gasp and shiver with delight... Let me run my hands all over you Kiss me harder with all the urgency we both feel Hold me close Feel the need to be inside me Just as I am feeling the need to have you buried deep within me And when we can't wait another second to feel it Enter me slowly Join with me Move with me Slowly at first Then faster Ever faster The urgency of our bodies interlocking in a timeless rhythm Until we explode You deep inside me And me all around you Hold me close As we come back to earth Collapsing on each other Whispering sweet words Little kisses Heartbeats slowing Our last thoughts filled with each other Feeling safe and secure Drifting off to sleep Hold me close
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Life Is Like A Garden Dig It
go with the flow i am me and that is the way it goes
Stupid Questions
Secrets About Me SurveyWhat does your profile name mean?: That I will eat you if you mess with me...lolElaborate on your default photo: Um, me and my son...not much to elaborate...we're watching TVDo you drink?: Only on days that end with 'Y'What is your current mood?: AnnoyedWhat exactly are you wearing right now?: T-shirt, black pants, thong, braWhat is your current problem?: Men are confusing!What do you love most?: My baby boy, JohnDo you smoke?: NopeAre you musically talented?: I use to play the piano, but haven't in a whileIf you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?: My brother's death....I miss himIf you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?: Tiger, so I can attack people and kill them legally....just kidding!!!Ever had a near death experience?: I drive in I-95, so yes!Have you ever been in love?: True love, once; Puppy love, twiceWhat is the name of the song that is stuck in your head?: Nothing else mattersName someone with the same bir
Here We Go
a man and woman were making out in the middle of a dark forest after 15 minutes the man stopped and said. damm i wished i had a flash light the woman said.. me to youve been eating grass for the past 10 minutes
Inside Her Walls (part 5)
Fallen Walls 10/9/07 Its been sometime since she checked on The two walls That were left standing, Forming her shadowy corner. Without lifting her head she beings to feel a Warm light Crawl over her skin. She beings shaking like a lone leaf on an oak tree In a harsh winter storm, As the warmth slowly consumes every inch of her Being. In fear she lifts her head and looks up in time To see a third wall fall to the ground. Now she can no longer hide from the feelings She fears. All she can do is back up to the one shaking wall, Till it too collapses leaving her fully Exposed to the light And her fears. Still she hears his call and still she resists the urge To go to him. When she looks around her at the fallen walls She sees him standing there in front Of her. She looks up at him just as a lost and scared puppy Looks at its rescuer. She wonders can she really trust him. The tears roll down her face As she sees this man standing there and she realizes He k
The Naked Angel
The Naked Angel Against the dawn's light Shadow forming on my dreams The naked angel rises sinful in her purity Clothed in brilliance casting darkness on the night Imagination dances as she starts to move Harmonies tight entwined sweep the fading stars Ecstatic wings arched over bring oblivion to the mind A vision of perfection that cannot be grasped Always out of reach temptation reaps its' own reward
I Give You My Heart 2
Demon Crew Family Contest List - Updated 10/17/07
CURRENT FAMILY CONTESTS Ashley - Salute Contest Ends Oct. 31 Spaczx Contest begins Oct.17 Ends Oct. 24 Wraithking Contest begins Oct.17 Ends Oct. 31 Evil Angel - Members as Kids Contest Ends Oct. 31 PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING CONTEST GUIDELINES AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. IF YOU ARE IN A CONTEST AND IT IS NOT ON HERE, PLEASE LET ME KNOW.
You And Me
Musician, Chef, Peter Pan Complex, Fun Loving, and the person to come to when you need a friend, but the number one thing that I am thankful for is our Ladies, they are the best friends th at you could ever, ever have, they hold you and the whole world is better, our most precious gift from heaven, and they are all aroud us, like angels, How could anyone not see that? But if you don't....Wow dude, you have just missed all the days of your life....:o(
Interesting History (nsfw)
I found this by accident while surfin and thought it was very interesting and kinda odd as to where it came up and why ive never heard of him and what he did before. This is Almost word for word so it is of no opinion just a fact in world history. GENERAL BLACK JACK PERSHING Was born september 13th, 1860 near Laclede MS, he died July 15th, 1948 in washington, D.C. Highlights of his life include: 1891 Prof. of Military Science and Tactics Univer. of Nebraska 1898Serves in the Spanish-American War 1901 Awarded rank of Captain 1906 Promoted to rank of Brigadier General 1909 Military Governor of Moro Province, Philippines 1916 Made Major General 1919 Promoted to General of the Armies 1921 Appointed Chief of Staff 1924 Retires from active duty Education West Point Just before WW1, there were a number of attacks on the united States forces in the Philippines by Mu...m extremists. So General Pershing captured 50 ter....sts and had them tied to posts for execution
Thursday's Youngsoldier's Pimpout Beautiful Goddess
YoungSoldier917 is hosting a contest!!! COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! Please help support this young soldier in Iraq level up!!! His entire contest album is here: COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! TODAYS PIMPOUT IS FOR: Beautiful Goddess COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! Thank you very much! AngelinOK (D)(D)(D)
To Get Me To You
Well I, I still can remember times When the night seemed to surround me I was sure the sun would never shine on me And I, I thought it my destiny To walk this world alone but now you're here With me Now you're here with me And I don't regret the rain Or the nights I felt the pain Or the tears I had to cry Some of those times along the way Every road I had to take Every time my heart would break It was just something that I had to get through To get me to you To get me to you Well I, I still can recall the days When I had no love around me Makes me glad for every day I have with you And I, I look in your eyes and know I'm right where I belong And I belong with you Always belonged with you And if I could I wouldn't change a thing Wouldn't change a thing baby Because your love was waiting there for me Waiting there for me baby I love this song from Lila McCann. Sometimes I feel this way!
Train 1 And Train 2 Are Separate
Ice Campaign Please Act On This
ICE Campaign = "In Case of Emergency" please call? know does anyone else? We all carry our mobile/cell phones with names and numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? "ICE" (In Case of Emergency) campaign. The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of an emergency contact person or persons who you want to be contacted during an emergency under the name "ICE" (In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents,
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If A Man Wants You
IF A MAN WANTS YOU If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always
If Your Not
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A Blog By One Of Our Soldiers!
This blog was written by this soldier serving in Iraq, He is an incredible man stop by and show him some love and let him know you support him! r@ fubarDonkey carts are still funny to me...... The temperature is rising and donkey cart caravans are still funny too me. It is the strangest thing. I've been in Iraq for six months now and I see donkey-drawn carriages on the street daily. However everytime I see one, I laugh. I dont know why,I guess its for the same reason that people will giggle when someone passes gas or something. All I can think of is that song "Let me ride that donkey!".I guess the heat is starting to get to me....... This has been a tough year so far. The holidays came and went, they were just another day over here. No family to get together for Thanksgiving dinner,no Santa.The new year came in with a bang as rockets came at the stroke of midnight. No Rockin New Years Eve with Dick Clark though and no Easter Bunny. Instead, we were on mission hard char
Want A Beer?
for all of you that say you are trully my friends here is your chance to prove it to me my very good friend needs help in a contest and he needs help bad so stop oon over and help him out and if proving your friendship isnt a good enough of a reason to do it for those of you that do help out i will buy u a beer and refer your page to all my friends... rates are worth 5 poins and comments are worth 1 so et your butt movin and help oout the sweetest guy on fubar
Thank You, Friend
I never came to you, my friend, and went away without some new enrichment of the heart; more faith, and less of doubt, more courage for the days ahead, and often in great need coming to you, I went away comforted, indeed. How can I find the shining words, the glowing phrase that tells all that your love has meant to me, all that our friendship spells? There is no word, no phrase for you on whom I so depend all I can say to you is this: God Bless You, Precious Friend. Grace Noll Crowell
How Much Lust Do You Have?
Your Lust Quotient: 65% You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you! You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do. How Much Lust Do You Have?
My Latest Adventure
2 weeks ago i went to a cabin up north to meet 2 guys for a night of "adult fun" when i got thwere i went to the door and they let me in we sat at the table listening to the radio and had a couple drinks as they took my shirt and bra off they were fondling my little titties and they asked me to go in the other room as i was starting to get dizzy so i said yes and follwed them int the other room once i got in there i noticed several other men alredy naked i asked what was going on as they all approached me and grabbing my titties and ass! they all said that i knew what was goinon and before i knew it my skirt and thongs had been ripped off me and was forced to my knees everywhere i looked there was a cock in my face so i said what the heck and started sucking on 1 then a guy grbbed each arm while someone came up and lifted my ass up so he could uck my cooter then i remeber being on the floor laying ontop of a guy with a cock in my ass and 1 in my mouth then a guy got ontop of me and sta
Great Idea
wanna live my life backwards! You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an assisted living facility feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm.
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Good Story
The other day my 9-year-old son asked why we were at war. My husband looked at our son then at me. We were both in the Army during the Gulf War and we would both be honored to serve and defend our country again today if called upon. I knew that my husband would give him a good explanation. He told our son to stand at our front living room window then said, What do you see?" "Oh, trees - cars - our neighbor's houses." Pretend that our house and yard is the United States of America and you're President Bush." "OK." "Now pretend that every house and yard on the block is a different country." "OK." "Now, see that man coming out of his house with his wife, grasping her by the hair & hitting her. She's bleeding and crying but he keeps hitting her in the face, throws her on the ground and kicks her to death. Their children watch but are afraid to stop him - they're crying but do nothing because they're afraid of their father. So what do you do? " Call the police?" "OK. Pretend the polic
May I Kiss U
I ask if I may kiss you. You just smile; no answer is necessary. My initial kiss is just a flirting of our lips. My tongue lightly flicking - Like I am asking, "Do you want me?" The tip of my tongue runs all around your lips. Touching every part, Inside and out - Over and over again. Tickling you goes my tongue. Now I press my lips gently to yours. Rubbing your lips back and forth against mine. My kisses are hot and fast. I cannot rest long in any one place. I have such a need to go on. I trail kisses of passion all over your face. Then back to your mouth. Our tongues dance together. We are exploring. I circle your tongue with the tip of mine. You echo the pattern back to me. I lick the sides, underside and the top. You echo back. I suck your lower lip. You echo back. We repeat it. The sensations are driving our emotions. We are wild for each other. You thrust your tongue in and out. The movements are rhythmic and stabbing. Simulating our love making duri
My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you .. I've changed my mind. --------------
I Will Be Here For You
It Was Like Lightning.
My favorite kind of lightning happens sideways, and 'bleeds across the sky.' So thinking of that image, I thought about what it would be like if you could look at the sky at night, and affect it with your heart. I used to sit on my back porch, looking out at the woods, just to think. One night I was really upset about things, and I felt like screaming at god. I didn't make any noise, I just gripped the railing and tensed everything and I just...screamed out...and it made things worse that nothing in the sky changed, at all. The moon didn't move, the stars still kinda stared at me expectantly. It felt like an insult. Slash the night, Without blade, and without bullet. Not with what is held, But Heart. Those misfires give you power - Watch it bleed across the sky... My favorite shade of A Beautiful Destruction. Hope it Strikes down, And I wish that you could see it. Hope it Strikes down, Though I know that you don't need it. Hope it Strikes down, Because the beauty you're
She sat all alone an sad.. Cause someone had made her feel bad.. Her face so sad, her eyes so low. Nowhere to be nowhere to go. A tear from her eye, a sniffle from her nose. The anger inside her slowly starts to grow.. She shakes her head, an puts down her feet. . . Looking around she jumps out of her seat. . . Walking to the cabinet, she pulls out a gun. A grin in her eyes she says this will be fun Letting out a sigh, as she closes her eyes. . . Starting to shake she starts to cry.. "Why me, what did I do". . . How would you feel if this was happening to u Without a simple thought in her head. . . Goes the gun, the girl is dead. . . 5ft baby blue eyes and blonde hair. . . If only someone would have been there.. Would she still be alive, or wouldn't she be I bet you didn't know this is about me..
There's some things I need to know Why'd you have to hurt me so Kept saying to me I love you I should have known it wasn't true You broke the little bit of my heart Oh god you really tore it apart Not only did you not fight for me You stabbed my heart and let it be Why does love have to be so tough Why wasn't I good enough Why couldn't you love me Why couldn't I make you see That i'm the only one for you And that us meeting was a dream come true So here I go I have to say whats really on my heart Your mine until your gone thats when I fall apart!
Time To Rejoice!
Yay! FINALLY. Job interview. This friday @ 12:30pm Wish me luck my beautiful peeps :) REL
why is that some people of are less atractive and dont really have any self esteem can get a boyfriend yet like me im kinda pretty and i think im funny and outgoing no seriously this chick who is like thousand times uglier then me and uh "fatter" then me she got a bf before i did makes me wanna cry :( am i just that lame?
The Best Of Late Night.
"This week, Vice President Dick Cheneys wife Lynne Cheney says that Obama and Dick Cheney are related. She said they are actually eighth cousins. Lynne Cheney says that Obama-Dick Cheney connection was the result of one of Obamas ancestors marrying one of Cheneys ancestors in 1650. Even more interesting: Do you know who introduced them in 1650? Bob dole." -Jay Leno "Big day in Washington. Today President Bush had a historic meeting with the Dalai Lama. There was an awkward moment when Bush saw what the Dalai Lama was wearing and said, Dont tell me they lost your luggage." -Conan O'Brien "Yesterday, the Dalai Lama had a private meeting with President Bush. The last Dalai the president greeted at the White House was Parton." -Jimmy Kimmel "According to The Wall Street Journal, Botox hit a billion dollars in sales last year. A billion dollars! Of course, the Botox people are thrilled. You couldnt tell by looking at their faces, but they were." -
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My Wife Left Me For A Crackhead!!
My wife left me for a crackhead!! I feel so low. Lemme explain. I am a hard working, loyal man who loved his life. I have 2 children and a stay at home wife who got everything she asked me for. One night I came home to a note that she had to help a friend and the kids are asleep and not to wait up. She went and bailed out this "friend" from jail with the money I work so hard for. She then gave him $100 to get some food and pay a bill. Needless to say, the entire $100 went right in his arm and he was in jail again in less than 3 hours! If I would've had enough spare money in the bank, she would've bailed him out again! Any way, she believed that she was the only one who could save him from hisself and continued to go places with him to keep his mind off drugs and keep him out of jail. Of course, I didn't know that the distraction he needed was sex, but my wife would do anything to get him clean! (Ain't she just muther fuckin' Mother Theresa?) Well, I continued to go broke and saw less a
Thursday Links: Sound Byte Contest Continues, Maury Povich, Walkover Returns Next Week, Hey Philly - Go Get Xm! New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy (perv news, male camel toe, phone call, fun fact) ThursDEE, boys and girls! We have a heck of a show for ya this morning. Our pal Maury Povich will be checking in this morning to talk about how he's able to find an endless supply of rednecks to embarrass themselves on air. It's true, kids. The Opie and Anthony Show is no longer on WYSP in Philadelphia. Fortunately, YOU CAN STILL HEAR US ON XM, DAMMIT - GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM! WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show is going to give away ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to a lucky listener. Here's what you do: 1. Listen between 7am and 7:30am for the sound of the day 2. Today's sound is EROCK - 'I Bring Nothing To The Table?' 3. be the 10th caller to 1-866-212-OandA (between 7 and 7:30 ONLY, stupids) 4. That's it. Pretty simple. Try not to fuck it up. THE RETURN OF THE WALKOVER: The Opie and Anthony S
Casanova Night Musical - Gift
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Funny... Apartment For Rent.
TOO FUNNY! THANKS CAT! A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT. On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note: Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that; 1) it had never been occupied 2) that there was plenty of heat 3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large. Upon receipt of
Name Change?
ok wants to change my name on here , too many wildcats around , so far with the help of a few friends we came up with some names and im sure a few more of you have some awesome ideas , anyhow gonna list the names we have thought of so far .... which ones do you like? or do you have a better suggestion? FabulousNThickBBW SweetThickness P.H.A.T~Pretty Hot And Thick Thyck~A~Lishious Thickilicious Topaz
Revised Contest List As Of 10/25/07
CURRENT FAMILY CONTESTS Ashley - Salute Contest Ends Oct. 31 ">tx paintball man - needs 50K in comments in 8 weeks for a HH Evil Angel - needs 75K in comments for a VIP - No time limit PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING CONTEST GUIDELINES AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. IF YOU ARE IN A CONTEST AND IT IS NOT ON HERE, PLEASE LET ME KNOW.
Fun Graphics
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Hi there everyone. Not sure what to say, not much interesting about my life. I am in a lesbian relationship, and have a beautiful daugher. I am abit shy, but love a chat about anything or nothing at all.
Election 2008 I have been thinking about who I would vote for in the national elections for 2008 and I am still stuck on a choice. I like Biden, but I am sure Obama or Clinton will get the Democratic nod. I am not sure about the Republicans, but I use to like McCain until he sold his soul to the right. I have no problem with religion or strong beliefs, but once it start encroaching on my right to be a how I want to be, then I view it as a problem. I think we have more pressing issues to talk about in this country, like a universal health system, education, poverty, jobs and overall security to worry about abortion and gay marriages. While these things might be important to some people on the right and some people on the left, I still view them as personal issues that should not be legislated locally or nationally. I dont want to use this as a forum to get political, but I am asking everyone to vote with an open mind. Not everyone is religious, not everyone is liberal, and not
Fubar Survey
I don't understand something about Fubar surveys. I take them often. Except for one occasion I was told that I did not qualify for the survey, which was fine by me. However, today I made it past that and proceeded to answer a questionnaire that had a minimum of 30 questions. AFTER I was completed, and this did take me some time, I was told I did not qualify based upon my results. That's sorta bullshit. I spent time taking the surveys, why did I not get something in return, even if it was half the fubar money etc. Why should I bother taking them if I am told AFTER I take the survey that I am not qualified. A waste of time.
Support Your Troops They Believe
I may not like Our Govt...But These Men give it their all, for what they Believe In......
Need Help!
Does anybody know how to turn off the alerts so they don't interrupt what you're doing on other pages and make Fubar pop up?? Love this site, but man, is that little factor so annoying!
Not Wanting To
hey all well work has sucked really bad lately and unfortunately it also has been messing with my personal life very badly so i'm about to be jobless due to problems i can't ignore anymore which means i might not have internet for awhile but my friends i will try to keep in touch with all my friends i will try to check in from time to time as for now i'm going to enjoy what time i have left on here much love to all my friends.
Birthday Wish List
ok so im going to be the big 30 next month, and all i want is a new cellphone to replace mine that broke when i got assaulted.....i have at&t/cingular. ya i know everyone has verizon, but my mom got me added on to her plan, but forgot the insurance on the phone, so now im without one, and i need one cause i take care of my mother and with work. anyone got any suggestions, or am i asking to much lol
A Fuck Is A Fuck
Is it possible to be involved with someone and not feel one emotional bond? After all that time we spent fucking, talking, laughing, fighting hating and making up.. A fuck is a fuck is that really true? Can you honestly sit there and tell me that Im nothing but another fuck to you?
Puppy Comments Contest Soon End
hi ,everybody my good friend hrtofgold id in puppy contest it's ending at 5pm fu time all help is very welcome i'll return love to every helper just tell me in private message if yu have helped have a great day all here is the link TY TY TY
Crammed the test in testing his intestins for the worst part of an influencial movement of the bowels of hell. Boycott the stink of a burrito laiden sack of stench of pepper corn ridden flour for 20 minutes. Ignore the fact that the beans are paid for by the government of the USA to make sure that the price they are now they are going to stay in the hands of corporate farmers who make their immigrants slaves. Suck your slop and smack your lips and lick the hand and hope for once you get to feel a sense of pride or know that in this state you will die a man who works to make those who look at you as an animal thinner by the day. Thin, thin, thin , thin , thin make me thin, mexican. Pick my fruit and make me thin. And don't bitch when our leaders say your time here has reached its end.
To all my friends, family and fans. Today is this beautiful fine looking womans b-day. She just turned the legal age to go and drink in the bars, well at least in the states. :D. She has been legal to drink in Canada for the past 2 yrs. lol. but anyhow. If u don't mind going to her page and showing her the love that she deserves. Megan ~ I need you like a heart needs a beat ~@ fubar If u don't have her as a friend or a fan. then what r u waiting for then? Thanks
Messed Up Day
My day was kinda messed up. My son has been fussy today. I think there is something wrong with him because he really dont fuss all that much. Im taken him out trick or treating tomorrow night for his first time to see what he thinks. I talked to my best friend Nicole and she is going to try and work in the morning and go with us tomorrow night. We are going to dress up with my son and i will so have pics of these up. I will look so hot. lol. Well this is a short first time blog but i have to run and see if i can get my son to go to bed. Night to all my sweet friends and ill see you all later. love to all lil red
Getting To Know My Friends Survey
1. What time did you get up this morning? 2. Diamonds or pearl? 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? 4. What's your favorite TV show? 5. What did you have for breakfast this morning? 6. What's your favorite cuisine? 7. What foods do you dislike? 8. What is your favorite crisp(CHIP) flavor? 9. What's your favorite CD at the moment? 10. What kind of car do you drive? 11. Favorite sandwich? 12. What characteristics do you despise? 13. What is your favorite type of clothing? 14. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? 15. What color is your bathroom? 16. Favorite brand of clothing? 17. Where would you retire to? 18. Favorite time of the day? 19. What was your most memorable birthday? 20. Where were you born? 21. What is your favorite sport? 22. Who do you least expect to send this back? 23. Person you expect to send it back first? 24. What laundry detergent do you use? 25. Were you named after anyone? 26. Do you wish on St
Not Apologizing For Being Me
I'm not gonna apologizing for being me. I am who I am You can't do a damn thing to change me If I don't feel comfortable doing something, don't get upset that I said no. If I said that I'm about to do something, respect my decision instead of getting upset. If you don't like or respect my decision, deal with it or move on. You don't own me, you can't make the decisions for me, I'm my own man If you respect me, I'll respect you Only God is my boss, not you. If you're a real friend, respect me for who I am. So therefore, I'm not apologizing for being me, so don't take things personal It is what it is, take it or leave it.
Happy Halloween To All Club F.a.r,latina Mafia And Everyone On Fubar...
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween everyone. How many of you are taking their kids out tonight? And how many of you are dealing the candy this year? me,i don't have any kids so instead i'll be dealing the candy out :D
The Rose In His Heart
All things uncomely and broken, all things worn out and old, The cry of a child by the roadway, the creak of a lumbering cart, The heavy steps of the ploughman, splashing the wintry mould, Are wronging your image that blossoms a rose in the deeps of my heart. The wrong of unshapely things is a wrong too great to be told; I hunger to build them anew and sit on a green knoll apart, With the earth and the sky and the water, re-made, like a casket of gold For my dreams of your image that blossoms a rose in the deeps of my heart.
You Know Who You Are
this is for a guy on here who has been lying the whole time be honest with people on here you have a woman who loves you more than anything grow up or youll lose the best thing thats happened to you
Who Do I Think I Am
I need to develop a healthy self-image. I need ot base my self-image on what God'sWord says about me, rather than on false, fickle standards such as what neighbourhood I live in, the style of car I drive, or the opinions of power-lunch groups. The truth is, I will never rise above the image I have of have of myself in my own mind. My self-image is not a physical part of my body. It is more a subconscious "governor" that controls my actions and performance. It functions similar tothe cruise control on an automobile. God wants me to have a healthy, positive self-image, to see myeslf as pricelss treasure. He wants me to feel good about myself. God knows I am not perfect, that I have faults and weaknesses; that I make mistakes. Butthe good news is, God loves me anyway! God loves me unconditionally. His love for me is based on what I am, not on what I do. Thank God! God sees me as a champion! He beleives in me even more than I beleive in myself! He regard
Down Raters
can anyone tell me what can be done about down raters? i noticed that there r a few people that post a file of "pics" of downraters. . can u tell me how to do that? Thank u!! will be back to check . . .on my way out!! see ya!
The Silent Trail
the night crawls into the dreams the elixir flows from within his eyes reminisce the vigil his passion devours all in his path even my own thoughts his visions expose my pale flesh as the moon reflects his desire his breath decays my resistance to his touch his voice echoes the moment of passion from my very soul tonight he is here the helmsman of my reverie his cold lucent flesh ravishes me in the thoes of humiliation i am conjoined to this creature of the night he calls my name and I whisper as the silent trail leads me he is my suffering he is my passion he is my reflection this dark angel of night please release me 2007 Rainn (All rights reserved)
Do What Makes You Happy
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Lyrics To Pink "love Song"
I've never written a love song That didn't end in tears Maybe you'll rewrite my love song If you can replace my fears I need your patience and guidance And all your lovin' and more When thunder rolls through my life Will you be able to weather the storm? There's so much I would give ya, baby If I'd only le myself There's this well of emotions I feel I must protect But what's the point of this armor If it keeps the love away, too? I'd rather bleed with cuts of love Than live without any scars Baby, can I trust this? Or do all things end? I need to hear that you'd die for me Again and again and again So tell me when you look in my eyes Can you share all the pain and happy times 'Cause I will love you for the rest of my life This is my very first love song That didn't end in tears I think you re-wrote my love song For the rest of my years I wil love you for the rest of my Life I LOVE THIS SONG....
Thanks To Everyone That Sent Me A Birthday Comment And Or Message Or Salute And All The Gifts...
Hottest Cherry
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If God Could Have Spared You One More Day
There Is A Land Called 'passive Agressieva' And I Am Their Queen
Passive-aggressive behavior refers to passive, sometimes obstructionist resistance to following authoritative instructions in interpersonal or occupational situations. It can manifest itself as resentment, stubbornness, procrastination, sullenness, or repeated failure to accomplish requested tasks for which one is assumed, often explicitly, to be responsible. Thanks for the diagnosis Wikipedia.
What Was Playine When You Were Born?
Today I was visiting with a friend and I started to wonder what kinda music was on the radio when I was a baby. I was born in 1974 ( I know I"m an old fuck) lol!, but I googled the top 40 music from then and opened a youtube page and inserted the titles or groups that were familiar to me. I added lots to my stash tonight. Why don't you guys try that. I'd love to hear some fo the stuff from when you were bare and pink/poopy assed as a baby :)
If You Want...
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Trivia #8
What is the earliest surviving system of laws?
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Will Miss U ♥
Goodbye Blog
Over the past few days I have: cried hurt been hurt been angry appologized been lied too forgiven Its been an emotional roller coaster, and its time for me to get off. I've learned alot as well, learned alot about myself: I've learned Im a stronger person than I've ever given myself credit for. I've learned that I no matter what happens, life goes on, and I will be fine. I've learned that you shouldnt compromise happiness. I've found myself, I know what I want, who I want, what I awnt to be and where I want to be. I know what happened, I know how and why it happened, and I've chosen to forgive. Im sick however of the drama associated with having our lives all over this silly website. What happens between her and I is our business, suffice to say we are working on it. For better or worse, this is my decision, and Im sticking with it, I cant wonder, I need to know. With that, I regret to inform anyone that cares that I will be leaving Fubar for good, th
This is not about age time served on the earth Doesn't mean you grow in mind This is not about God Spiritual insinuations seem to shock the nation Come with me I'm fading underneath the lights Come with me Come with me Come with me now This is not about race It's a decision to stop the division in your life This is not about sex We all know sex sells and the whole world is buying Come with me I'm fading underneath the lights Come with me Come with me Come with me now Cant's you see the signs? See the signs now Cant's you see them? See the signs You see them All the signs we see them Can't you see them?
Life In Colorado
Its cold and the sports are the shit. The weather sometimes sucks but I can get used to it.
Getting Ready To Move Back To Houston For The Winter!!!!
I'm busy with packing and getting everything ready to move back to my place in South Texas...The Houston metro area...My job starts back up in a couple weeks and I am so stoked!!! I love being in the construction business,as I can work pretty much when I choose to....I work through the winter and into the early summer then hang out with my kids until late November,early December...The holidays go well and we have a blast...Then it's back to work and making that $$$$$$$$$.....My kids love it and they enjoy the beaches and fun stuff to do in the city...............
Wake Up
You had better wake up or you'll be all alone With no one to call your own. No one stupid enuff To put up with all your fluff You say you hate drama Yet I see you crave it like a prama. Grow up you sissy, Your stories sound a little fishy!
Gourmet Chicken Pizza
Pizza gets a little style with chopped tomatoes replacing sauce, and the addition of ranch dressing and shredded chicken Prep Time: 15m Cook Time: 40m Ready in: 55m Yield: 1 pizza Ingredients 2 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves 1 (10 ounce) can refrigerated pizza crust 1/2 cup Ranch-style salad dressing 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese 1 cup chopped tomatoes 1/4 cup chopped green onions Directions 1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C). Lightly grease a pizza pan or medium baking sheet. 2. Place chicken in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Cook until no longer pink, and juices run clear. Cool, then either shred or chop into small pieces. 3. Unroll dough, and press into the prepared pizza pan or baking sheet. Bake crust for 7 minutes in the preheated oven, or until it begins to turn golden brown. Remove from oven. 4. Spread ranch dressing over partially baked crust. Sprinkle on mozzarella cheese. Place
Be Honest Say What U Think N Feel No Hard Feelings THE CONTEST WILL BEGIN 9PM EST ON 11-6-07 AND END 11-20-07 AT 9PM. COMMENT= 1 PT. RATE= 2PT.
The Fifty Mistakes Men Make When Having Sex
THE FIFTY MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHEN HAVING SEX 1 Going straight for the naughty bits You've got to be sensitive to the fact that a woman is more likely to be irritated than aroused when a man dives for her breasts and vulva after a few minutes' perfunctory kissing. While you might get to feel the goods, you're not going to be invited back. 2 Not knowing how to kiss sensitively Passionate or sensitive, firm or gentle, good kissing is an art form which lubricates the wheels of sex and gets everyone in the mood for more intimacy. Learn how to kiss, and do it well. That doesn't mean sticking your tongue in her mouth and wiggling it around like you're trying to floss her teeth. 3 Being too rough when you touch her erogenous zones Men like a firmer touch than women, especially when it comes to our penises. So if you touch her clitoris with as much force as you apply to your penis when you masturbate, she's most likely to howl with pain - and then kick you out of bed. Remember:
Gas Price Solution
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved. If you think this is a good solution to both the proble
Goodmorning, From Yours Truelly.
Does anyone really give a shit? about anything anymore? My guess is no. But it feels good when theres just a little bit of hope left doesnt it? Even if you dont want to admit it. Something actually feels good when it goes your way. Ive come to the conclusion that just about everyone I know is fucked up.. in one way or another. The sad thing is.. I waste my hope on these people, I waste my hope on people I dont know. Sometimes I wonder to my self why I bother. Other times I wonder what it would be like to have a friend... Its all a big waste of time.. you know why? because people suck. I havent met one person yet who doesnt use people to get ahead in life. Im thinking of creating my own religion.. One that takes a Vow of silence 4 hours a day. In my job you wouldnt have to question why I would request that. Im so sick of people bitching about pitty shit. For example... someone calls me at work.. crying... no wait... Screaming and Crying because they have a bill for a magazine and they
In Light Of My Birthday Tomorrow....
This is for all you girls 30 years and over... And for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's... AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!... This was a monologue by Andy Rooney from the CBS show, 60 Minutes Andy Rooney said: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in whom she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
Honeybrowne - Texas Angel ( I Will Be Someone Elses Texas Angel One Day)
Need To Chat
how come black guys barely get luv on this site!!!
Fake Pic Rofl
So, this morning am watching the pic ticker and saw this HOT guy, shirt off, towel drapped across his arms, what do I do I click on it. LOL I was about to rate it an 11, because come on, don't tell me others don't rate profiles with HOT pics as high as possible, but when I saw the thumbnails next to the pic, it was actually the profile of a much older gentleman with nowhere near the physique of his default pic. Now nice as I am I gave him a 10 anyway, but I thought that was low. Why do people go to extremes to put a fake pic up to get others to click on their profile. Eh, guess I am just one of those silly ones that don't want people to mistake who they are talking to.
Familiar Face !
On as usual, Waitin for a familiar face, When someone popped up, It was you, It all started with a " Hi ", Then went on, I couldn't get enough of you, I wanted to get on because of you, I wanted to tell you anything, I wanted to tell you everything, I never want to keep anything from you, I wasn't sure at first, But I felt this tingle when I saw that you were on, And then I knew what it was, I loved you, Even though I've never seen you before, I could tell that there was something special, I want to see you in real life, I want to hold you and embrace you, make passionate love to you, To tell you face to face of how I feel about you. We talk on the phone and your voice gives me goose bumps and butterflies, I never want to not feel the way you make me feel, you are my world now and I'm not letting you go till I have sometime with you, if god comes for you I will chase him away, I won't let him have you till I'm done. You will be mine for a little while longer then I will let you go, so
Chapter 6
His words echoed in my head, as he extended his hand to help me stand from the chair I was sitting in. "My sweet Jade is waiting for you, go now, and have fun shopping today my pet." He allowed me a few moments to freshen up before escorting me to his office door, before he opened the door he pulled me to him and kissed me passionately. "I shall see you when you return to me" I tried to reply to his statement but no sound would come from my mouth. He opened the door for me, as I passed by him a shiver ran up my spine. I wanted to turn back and look upon his face one last time, but in my heart, I knew that if I looked back he would know that I was not going to return. Instead, I forced myself to keep going until I found Jade sitting in the family room with the man who had helped abduct me from my home. "There you are pet. Is your Master done with you so that we may go shopping?" Jade smiled as she spoke. "Yes Mistress he wishes us to have fun on our shopping trip t
Easy Breakfast Casserole
ngredients * 1 can Crescent rolls * 1 lb Jimmy Dean Sausage (browned & drained) * 2 C Shredded Mozzarella Cheese * 1 jar Sliced Mushrooms * 6 Eggs, beaten * 1 can Cream of Onion Soup Directions 1. Lightly grease a 13x9 glass baking dish and line with rolls to form a shell, sealing perforations. 2. Cover with sausage, mushrooms and half the cheese. 3. Mix eggs with soup and pour over casserole. 4. Sprinkle remaining cheese on top. 5. Cover and chill overnight. 6. Uncover and bake 350* for 1 hour. 7. (Can use crumbled bacon or ham with/or instead of sausage.)
Vote For Me
Pet Shop Boys - It's A Sin
"It's A Sin" (Twenty seconds and counting... T minus fifteen seconds, guidance is okay) ?? When I look back upon my life It's always with a sense of shame I've always been the one to blame For everything I long to do No matter when or where or who Has one thing in common, too It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a sin It's a sin Everything I've ever done Everything I ever do Every place I've ever been Everywhere I'm going to It's a sin At school they taught me how to be So pure in thought and word and deed They didn't quite succeed For everything I long to do No matter when or where or who Has one thing in common, too It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a sin It's a sin Everything I've ever done Everything I ever do Every place I've ever been Everywhere I'm going to It's a sin Father, forgive me, I tried not to do it Turned over a new leaf, then tore right through it Whatever you taught me, I didn't believe it Father, you fought me, 'cause I didn't care And
10 Secrets To Ruining A Relationship
1. Never say what you mean, or mean what you say. Insincerety is a great way to ruin a relationship. 2. Hoard the chocolate ice cream. Never divulge its hiding place, and always let your significant other see you eating the last of it. 3. Play guessing games constantly. Never let your SO know what you really want or think. Enjoy watching them squirm as they attempt to read your thoughts. 4. Steal the covers at every opportunity. Bonus points for perpetually cold feet. 5. Never, ever, under any circumstances make any committment whatsoever. Flee the room in hysterics if the subject of the future comes up. Absolutely refuse to discuss anything beyond the day after tomorrow. 6. Dodge your SO's phone calls. Don't bother to disguise the fact that you're dodging their calls. Bonus points for talking in apparent code phrases to an opposite-sex friend over the phone while in the presence of your SO, then innocently assert that you're just good friends with the other one and that
A Friend In Need
A friend of mine is in need of about 10,000 comments on her photo to get a Happy Hour. Please help us get her this and I will personally drop 50 11's on all that stop by and drop 100 comments.....Hell it's only fair! So...stop by and give us a hand....
Running is a traditional symbol of health and vitality in addition to being a means of fleeing potential danger. Thus running could be considered a dream of virility, as well as fear. Usually, in a dream of running in which fear is the dominant emotion, you will find that you can either run all night and successfully escape the danger (albeit with a serious emotional drain), or you find that you continue to falter and stumble, making the object of your fear even more terrifying. In the latter case, try to relate the dream situation to a situation in your life where you are feeling incredible pressure. Sometimes a simple change of perception can solve the problem.
West Virginia Pick-up Lines
West Virginia pick-up lines 1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. ***** and.... the best for last! 13 ) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
Any Artists Here Can Draw Next Tattoo Flash?
I'm going to post this everywhere I go! This is serious not funny! I need flash drawn of my next tat, it will be a cover up of the chick's head on my chest! This ain't my way of saying goodbye, Jay did that 10 or more years ago, LOL! I want the flash to have this; an image of Sonny Boy Williamson, fantastic Blues Harper, over a demon/goat head with horns! Sonny Boy/Rice/Alex Miller his nick & real names was also called "the goat!" Jpg's of both are online, I had em on other computer no more, not hard to find! Guy's who ink me, usually, don't work from flash but said the jpg's are too dark! I'll probably have the tat man put flames behind it, I like flames, and it is going on my chest so it has to be pretty big! My guy, had, copying machine that could enlarge or shrink it but he is in N or S Carolina now! I, supposedly, am having it drawn, on aol, but 2 yrs is a little long to wait ain't it? Anyway thanks to those who take time to read this, and especially if someone can draw it! Wil
How True Do You Think
In translation: The wounds of love can only be healed by the one who made them
To Every Women On Fubar
that rated me and commented me, thanks alot i appreciate it. you women are the sweetest and kindest. you guys are the reason why i smile every day. thanks again ladies you guys are awesome.
Guess Where I'm Going?!?!
Alone For Thanksgiving?
possibly. wifey is talkin about takin the baby out to Tn. for thanksgiving and that leaves the maggster and i here alone. this relationship is getting better and better all the time. soon we'll be taking separate vacations and i'll get my own place in the city, and we wont have to see each other....... i'm kidding of course, but maybe then we could stand each other... i've been drinkin lots of shitty red wine by myself lately.
just thought that i would say hi and ask how someone adds their interests here on their profile. i am in the midst of also putting my pic up here k? so please be patient with me.
***i'm A Great Aunt***
Kyra Nevay Devers arrived on @ 9:31 pm EST November 16th, 2007. She weighed 9lbs 14oz and was 21.5 inches long. I will have pictures soon!
Daily Horoscope: Aries
Daily Horoscope: Aries For November 17,2007 It's time to start a new chapter in your life, preferably one you've been thinking about for some time. Your mind is active and ready for new challenges, so don't be shy about moving forward quickly
Not Smart !
Cliff Jump To Pain See more like this on
I hate Allied Construction they stold over $150.00 right out of my paychecks with out me knowing. So I quit then this past friday when I was to get paid they took my whole check, and the state of Utah labor dept. says that they can do that and that they can take as much from my check as they want any time that they want and they don't have to tell me anything about it or why or how much. I think this is ridiculous why would the state let a company do this to anyone. I don't want to even spend my money in this state or work here I hate Utah and I hate Allied Construction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Good Friend..
I lost a very good friend of mine today. Her hubby called to let me know that her and her youngest daughter (the one she named after me)were in a car accident. Neither one of them made it. She left behind two other daughters and her hubby (obviously). Her daughters are 2, 13 and 15 yrs old. It was the 2 yr old that was with her. We have been friends for 21 years and I miss her bunches, haven't seen her for a long time but we have always kept in touch. I don't know what I will do without her in my life now. Her and her daughter were loved by many people, her hubby has a huge hole in his heart now that he will never feel is filled ( he said). They have been together since she was 16, and married since she was 18(19 years). I haven't been married long but I don't know what I would do if something terrible happened to him. I would be lost. Please say a prayer for her family. They need all the help they can get. THANX!
When Girls Drink Too Much...
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is. 2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woohoo" is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too. 4. In our last bathroom visit, we realize that we now look more homeless than the goddess we were just four hours ago. 5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much. 6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "oh my god! I love this song" 7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us. 8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. 9, We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin. 10. We think we are in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)
Funny As Fuck
Why She Weeps - {something I Wrote Last Year}
Can one feel the secrets a willow whispers, As her leafy fingers stroke the earth? Almost as if in a lovers caress, As they twirl around one in the lightest of embraces. Enticing the senses to lull into lucidness, With every sweep of her graceful limbs. All else forgotten as one rests among her roots, A dreamlike haze in the tranquil peace. Soft fleeting touches, Of a shy breeze's hesitant affection. Amorous utterings of an untold devotion, Sheepish admissions of a gentle nature. What but this serenity... This essence of true somberness. Of a calm unknown and alien to that which is our norm, Could so put at ease all discomforts...any disquiets? Any uncertainties fade, Dissolving, wafting off in the mild vapor. For a small moment time ceases to be, As her secrets are spilled unto unconcieving ears. Thus the willow forever weeps, Ensnared in her everlasting adoration and misery. Always charmed by those who rest beneath the security of her branches, But et
I Just Cant Wait To Be King (queen) Lol
~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~Fu Wife 2 "MikeyX24kt" ~*DSC*~@ fubar 94,423 to Fu-King, please show me lots of love, I will return it, may take me a few days, but I always return the love. Ty to all those who have been helping. Have a great week! Happy Thanksgiving to all. Much love, xoxoxox Jen
Lesson 7
One of the first problems encountered when learning to perform fellatio was a gag reflex, especially when dealing with men who seem to always want to force their penis as far as they can get it in. (Especially at the moment when they cum!) According to the statistics, the awkwardness of this situation is confirmed by considering that the average length of your oral cavity is three to three and a half inches while the average penis, in North America, is approximately five and a half inches. As difficult as it may sound, many have overcome the gag reflex and can take most if not all of their partner into the land of deep-throating. Getting over this hump simply takes practice, ideally on an object that isnt attached to something that has the tendency to push deeper when you want to abort If your partner doesnt fall victim to the urge to palm your head like a basketball, live training can work but if all else fails, a popsicle can be a good starter. Just remember to give y
Eternal Game
Take the knife and plunge it deep forever is my soul yours to keep in a box that said handle with care fragile as it was you threw it in the air its all just a game a juggling act take and break hearts you crazy acrobat the tables have turned the games on you what do you do when they know about you do you keep playin or do you run and hide afraid they may play the same game and tear your insides watch the clock as time passes you by gotta think quick the clocks got eyes watching you too and you dont even know it only one chance and i bet youll blow it blow it you did got caught in your lies and like i said the clocks got eyes take the gun and pull the trigger your killing yourself as the lie gets bigger you spread the lie you spread the word and soon enough the whole worlds heard take some explosive and blow up the world the bigger the lie the more you affect boys and girls plant the seed early make them think its alright so they lie to their parents about where
Discarded Treasure
Indulge @ I'm left forgotten in the shadows again Not in your thoughts not on your mind I'm abandoned here all alone trying to figure out where to go from here all on my own You just discard me like an unloved former treasure that no longer brings pleasure to your heart So I'm broken apart and scattered around I'm stumbling, hurt and falling down I'm nothing but torn and tattered pages you've written through the ages
You Tell Me
You tell me There is nothing better, to be standing beside me You tell me There is nothing better. to be lying beside me You tell me At the end of the road, You will always find me there waiting for you with open arms In your eyes, I am the most beautiful girl even my shadow makes your heart ponder I am your inspiration your desire the strength that keeps you going on at all times You tell me I am the girl
This Little Piggy...
got chopped off...yup...the reason i was sick was because i had an infection in my pinky a paraplegic so i didnt feel anything in the toe...went to the ER and they ended up taking the toe it snowed a bit today too...but on the good side of things.....i should be getting my phone in a few weeks and my friend is fixing my pc so i shold have the net at home soon too...i qill check in when and if i can....stay warm!! Eric
Level Up
hi guys need help to level up calling all friends and fans to hlp out ill repay favor xxxxx
Unfaithful Wives
Unfaithful Wives Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine." His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine." Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
The One I Love And Care Alot About
she knows who she is i love her i don't know why i do but i do i would do almost anything for her.even though she's played head games with me i still want her i know what you ppl think i'm a loser yeah what ever but i just wish she would figure out where she's going in life. if your reading this i love you and to those who don't know who she is well u'll have to find out on your own.any ways i'm just writing out my feelings and i don't wanna give up i'm a fighter and refuse to lose i may not be the best looking guy or the closest but i feel that it could work out i just think your scared because i know what i want and ur not ready for commitment.i'm willing to wait and take it one step at a time but i know u don't want me but i want you and only you. Baby ur the only one for me i really really wish ud think about comming back to me but i don't think you will i was happy with you and felt that it was going well. I CARE ABOUT YOU MORE THAN YOU REALLY KNOW I JUST WON'T TELL U
Ready To Commit Suicide
Why Parents Drink....
: Why Parents Drink A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his Bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana does
Cut Backs!
CUT BACKS! Taking a Bite out of Point Whores!Shot at 2007-07-26 In the next few days I am going to be cutting back the old friends list. I like to keep it under 130 people and it is way over that at this point. I feel, that if we do not communicate, you got all the 11's out of me you could so all I am to you is a vehicle to get your shit rated, so Buh Bye. To those of you who "Share the Love" Thank You. All The Best and Happy Thanksgiving! Hugs, Me:D
Quiz Time!
I been done doin some t'inkin, cos in da pub (where all good conversations occur) the topic was famous 'birds'. I am usually averse to taking a liking to any celebrities, due to the fact that they are usually celebrated for all the wrong reasons and are total toss bags because of all the attention they get. I therefore didn't have a serious famous five. You know the list you are allowed to sleep with if you meet them and the wife is supposed to be happy. My philosophy was that I didn't need one, cos I am not married nor do I need an excuse to do the hokey pokey with a hottie, celebrated or not but... . How do people know what sort of chick/woman (depending if you are going to accuse me of misogynism or not) you fancy? So here is my famous five, ok well there are 20; cos when I started I couldn't stop, it's great fun! The only problem is I couldn't find a decent picture of Barbara from the Good Life, so she should be in there too. Now you have to name all 20 and you
Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend
DIAMONDS ARE A GIRLS BEST FRIEND A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman ! may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price."
Do You Want Her?
Evil old Soul What a beautiful sight to behold. She makes you fumble with your heart. Can you stop the urge to want her? Knowing she could give you the world. She could rob you blind with her eyes alone. Trained by the besteven they cant stop the gypsy woman from Taking your soul. Her face. Her hips. Her mind. Worst of all her eyes, they drawl you into her world and hold you in a Trance to hard to resist. Do you want her? She quit possibly might swallow your life like a sword and then disappear. Will you let heror just go with her? Let her carry off with you in one instant of a heartbeat. She is an evil old soul. She knows you and lets you know what she wants you without you Suspecting anything else. She could set you free or bind you to her. Fallenjoy her majik.
As you see re-runs of your life unfold. Trying not to remember, you've been told. Twists and turns, and things that leave burns. Like a bug drawn to the lite, for that un-beatable fight. Its the condition your in, when you see the empty spot, where your heart had once been. The song, that was never sung. What are you gonna do? When it suddenly dawns on ya. The lite, was never lit! Yet there you still sit. Watching the twists and turns, and the things that leave burns.
When I'm 100, If I Lean A Little ... Let Me!
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right side. A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left side. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up. A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, 'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?' Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew. . . . . . . . . 'They won't let me fart.'
Turkey Tacos
In A Fu Contest
> go rate my pic in this contest, make sure u leave some comments on it too
Naughty Application.. Lol
Naughty Application... REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPL
He's Fighting For His Life.. Prayers Needed Desperatly From Friends And Fam On Here.
I ain't been on line for awhile, came on thinkin i'm gonna put the pics up from recent visit to island and can't even do that.......and the up date on my dad.......he is doing ok but there is a fifty fifty in either way it can go....he has been in the hospital for the past two months and out of that been at aunts for 6 days, please pray for my dad and keep him in u'r thoughts. there is a stash i wrote about my dad as well as a bulletin entry please do repost bulletin and read stash if interested.
Say A Prayer For Passy, If You Have A Heart from Passy To all my family and friends here is a update on me and what is going on.. For the last three years i have been batteling with a illness that they have not been able to figure out what it is..So i took matters into my own hands and started do research with my sister Stacey and finally believe to figure out what i have... We are thinkin that what i have is called Gastroparesis and lemme tell ya it has taken a huge toll on my health..I am constantly sick and not able to do what a normal human being should be able to do like go to the store without feeling sick to my stomach...I am going back to see my specailist on Wednesday to see what the outcome of this is going to be..But from what i have heard from ER doctors and also reading articles this is NOT cureable..this is something that i am going to have to deal with for the rest of my life..So i will keep ya'll updated after Wednesday and let you know what is going on..If i forget you can alw
Kisses Muah
Kisses are as sweet as honey. Whatever happen to a kiss? It somehow got confused with a tongue and a drool, is that a passionate kiss or a sloppy kiss? Passioniate kisses are powerful, meaningful and warm, without drool. How I miss being kissed. There are short kisses and long sexy kisses, all can be taught between you and your partner. Kisses, I will dream of tonight
The Skies are darkening Reflecting my mood My life seems useless Ill soon find if thats true A voice so soft, barely above a whisper Tells me I have nothing left to live for I know that the voice is wrong That hope for a better tomarrow is still there But I can't seem to find that hope Through the darkness which is my life And I can't help but think What if the voice is right? The knife at my side seems inviting I gently slide my fingures across it The feel of the cold smoth steel Is a very pleasant thing indeed Gliding the knife across the wall I leave a haunting message behind "Tonights the night to say your goodbyes The slumber in which I seek is now at hand And the laughter in which I endure daily Shall soon come to an end As this knife tears its way through my skin" With my message complete I know that I am done I then slide the silver, glimmering knife Across my wrists again and again My task complete, I let the knife fall And its fall seems
Last Days Here. Read
You want to remain my friend?, If your answer is positive: Send me ur e-mail Or your postal address or if I want to send postcards. i will deleted my page on Monday, and I want to remain her friend. The answer you have it.
Baked Stuffed Chicken
Recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people, like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try. BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN 6-7 lb. chicken 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.) 1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHERS LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to taste ______________________________________________________ Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it is done.
Stoned Sour - Wicked Game
Wicked Game" [Chris Isaak Cover] The world was on fire and no one could save me but you. It's strange what desire will make foolish people do. I never dreamed that I'd meet somebody like you. And I never dreamed that I knew somebody like you. No, I don't want to fall in love. No, I don't want to fall in love. With you. With you. What a wicked game to play, to make me feel this way. What a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of you. What a wicked thing to say, you never felt that way. What a wicked thing to do, to make me dream of you and, No, I don't want to fall in love. No, I don't want to fall in love. With you. With you. The world was on fire and no one could save me but you. It's strange what desire will make foolish people do. I never dreamed that I'd need somebody like you. And I never dreamed that I'd lose somebody like you no, No, I don't want to fall in love. No, I don't want to fall in love. No I No I Nobody loves no one.
I Am The Luckiest Man Alive!!
I would like to thank all of my friends and family for making today a great day for me.THANK YOU!A year ago I would have laughed at the thought of any of this mattering,but today coming home from a shitty day at work and seeing all the messages and birthday wishes,really put a smile on my face.I never thought an asshole like me could have so many friends,THANK YOU ALL!Sometimes it is the smallest of things that make the biggest impact....I hope you all have a great week. Now back to the regularly scheduled program: SHITFUCKWHORECUNTSLUTDICKFUCKSKANKBITCH!!!! :D ps-Im still gonna be a dick in the mumms BITCHES!!
Tatt Contest Bulletin 2
Cna Yuo Raed Tihs
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Grim Reaper
Deep on the inside A fire burns so bright Like the burning light of a bomb Are your fires of guilt and destruction With every passing second Another soul burns in vain And their screams fall upon deaf ears Yet you alone are left To hear their terrifying dying screams And with every scream that you hear You can feel a piece of your humanity disintegrate Yet you cant help but wonder why It feels so hard to take their souls Back to their rightful home in the spirit realm Its always such a big step to take As another soul crumbles in your hands As another life slowly slips away And you can feel it again The fires that burn deep down inside Along with the heavy burdens Of taking away dead souls to their home You then realize that it cannot be helped For you are the reaper of all mankind
Three Things In Life..
Three things in life that, once gone never come back- TIME,WORDS,OPPORTUNITY. Three things in life that can destroy a person. ANGER,PRIDE,UNFORGIVNESS. Three things in life that are most valuable- LOVE,FAMILY& FRIENDS,KINDNESS. Three tings in life that are never certain. FORTUNE,SUCCESS,DREAMS. Three things in life that make a person. COMMITMENT,SENCERITY,HARD WORK. Three things that are truly constant. FATHER,SON,HOLY SPIRIT..
Follow Me (you Won't)
My love will follow me (as I sleep) with eyes that linger on my still form My love will follow my lead and lead by example Never pausing to wonder where we're going only knowing that it is together, somewhere. My love will follow me never straying from the path that flows and beats and winds, never straight but straight, to my heart And my love will promise me everything and mean it, every single time. My love will follow me.
Just a note to all my wonderful friends I am in the process of moving, I have sold the house, and as of yet have no place to go....I know, dumb thing to do, but there you go! Anyway....if you don't see me around much, it's NOT because I am ignoring you or anything, it's just going to be a little tough for awile. I am sure everything will work out and things will be fine. Take good care my wonderful friends...wish me luck! :D
The Darkness
my back against the wall can't feel myself at all my mind is tormented with yesterdays arguements i feel i can't make it in life no luck insight left all alone all i can do is fight so cold has my heart gone into a iceberg not even a kiss could warm it i live through the torment all alone no one there just on my own no light around just the darkness and the dampness of the ground no sound so i surround myself with the darkness of my soul a hole in my heart never filled so why do i live like this or should i kill should i ever find something so real could i ever deal with the pain that life brings or do i falls into the darkness to never be seen again
Do you remember chalk hearts melting on a playground wall Do you remember dawn escapes from moon washed college halls Do you remember the cherry blossom in the market square Do you remember I thought it was confetti in our hair By the way didnt I break your heart? Please excuse me, I never meant to break your heart So sorry, I never meant to break your heart But you broke mine Kayleigh is it too late to say Im sorry? And kayleigh could we get it together again? I just cant go on pretending that it came to a natural end Kayleigh, oh I never thought Id miss you And kayleigh I thought that wed always be friends We said our love would last forever So how did it come to this bitter end? Do you remember barefoot on the lawn with shooting stars Do you remember loving on the floor in belsize park Do you remember dancing in stilettoes in the snow Do you remember you never understood I had to go By the way, didnt I break your heart? Please excuse me, I never meant to br
21.. Cuz Some Have Asked
Some of you may not be football fans.. or watch the news. The 21 on my page is my own little way of paying tribute to Sean Taylor, Safety for the Washington Redskin, slain in his home Monday night. Sean has been one of, if not my favorite players on the Skins. He's gotten a bad reputation for being your trypical NFL thug.. but he was anything but that. His talent was off the charts and he had yet to reach his peak. I live and breath Redskins football, which is not always a good thing given the way they seem to find a way to lose with so much talent. Many times my only salvation during a game they were clearly destined to lose would was the opportunity to see Sean absolutely POP a wide reciever or running back in the secondary... sometimes it was as if his hits were an extension of my anger at the score.. in that way I felt a connection. I dont think the Skins will EVER have a player like him again in my lifetime and that saddens me beyond words.. What truly matters though is the
Guy's Porn And Me
haha got ya ! ok guys i love all comments dirty ones off color ones all kinds but please don't send mini porn clip type comments ! and the one who did it knows who he is . i deleted it ! you can send me comments just no more like that . i don't want 2 piss ppl off but i don't want it so don't send it . and if this dose piss u off don't come back to my page and delete me as a friend . and 4 all you reading this because you though it was about something else shame on you lol.
Fluffy Gold Cake
5 min 10 min prep Change to: Cake US Metric 2 cups cake flour, sifted 1 1/3 cups sugar 3 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon salt 1/3 cup shortening 1 cup milk 1 teaspoon vanilla 4 egg yolks Not the one? See other Fluffy Gold Cake Recipes * < 60 mins Cakes 1. Sift together dry ingredients and put in mixing bowl. 2. Add shortening and half the milk. 3. Mix. 4. Add remaining milk, vanilla, and egg yolks. 5. Blend well. 6. Pour into 2 greased and floured round layer pans and bake at 350 degrees for 30-35 minutes.
Klub House Update!!!
THUNDERBOLT STORM CHASERS Back in action starting March 2008 with our team. We will be adding on the storm chasing tour wich will cover Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Nebraska, Eastern Colorado, and New Mexico. We feel that the upcomming year will be worse than this last year and are preparing to be ready now. We will need all the suport we can get and hope that you all will help us out. With the way the weather paterns are now we might see things getting worse and servere thunderstorms by as early as February 2008 for Texas, Oklahoma, and the southern parts of Kansas. If we prepare now, We might be able to get those needed warned early. We still watch the weather as winter is here because anything is possible. Please donate and help us out so we may get fully ready for the upcomming year and also take note that we are looking for more storm chasers to join the group. See the website link shown bellow for more info throughout the year to come. KLUB HOUSE MOD
Makes Ya Think....
So There Have Been Some Changes
So some things in my life have been changing. Some, I think are for the better and others I'm not so sure about. I'm glad to see some of my kick ass friends come back to Fubar. At the same time, we have found that CT Daddy is a pedo/soapafile and as many of us knew, Kristan Smith was a fake. A sick, lying, manipulative fake. Since I blocked them both, I've had a steady stream of green profiles low rating me. Boo hoo, points are points idiots. I don't care about that stuff anyway. I also deleted about 500 people last night. I'd bet of the last 1000 adds I've had, maybe 10 would be worthy of the term 'friend' so I've decided to start letting people go. I never cared about top 10 or being red, so the loss is all on those being deleted. I'm probably going to start uploading a lot more pictures here in the next few weeks. I think I will freshen up the place a bit. I hope this message finds you all doing well. HUGZ B
Love's Arrow
Love's Arrow (sappy poem written ages ago to my first true love) if love is a game then it is a game for archers like cupid and Apollo and archer must be to win at love swift and true the arrow soars to the lover's heart but who was I to take the shot and lose at love again with my arrows of dreams and a bow made of fears my arrows fly slow and the target, her heart is missed but there she stands, so pure and true not moving but waiting for me to take the chance but what if I should miss again only in error will I learn with pain I grow stronger in time I will hit my mark this must be the time oh God let the winds be calm and my hands be steady let my eyes not stray and my heart be still as I draw back my bow and let my love's arrow fly!
Top Secret!! Dnc Schedule Announced.
2008 Democratic National Convention 7:00 pm Opening flag burning 7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. 7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton 7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging 7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore 8:15 pm Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding 8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry 9.00 pm Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon 10:00 pm "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin 11:00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand 11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn 11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William
Daily Horoscope: Aries
Daily Horoscope: Aries For November 30,2007 You're tempted to let a friend or family member know what you're really thinking, but today is a good time to practice the art of diplomacy. Straight-up criticism won't be received very well.
Which One Are You? Thought This Was Cute
Black Eyes
A Time For Change In Pro Wrestling
Sat Dec 1st at 1052 us hwy 92 west starting at 8pm pro wrestling with new face's and old ticket's 10 at the door and 8 in advance. A night were all the title will be on the line in one why or anther. For more info write me to let me know.
Leader Or Looser
Leader or Looser Ok, so this is a little rant to see what you all think of my warped mind. In my opinion you must be a good follower if you will ever be a good leader. You need to be able to trust that your leader is somebody who will give you sound direction that will help you not harm whatever it is that you do. In work, friendships and even just walking down the street we show how useful we can be just by the little things that we do. At work Im the full time person of four health care aides who take care of my client. My client has Alzheimers and his wife has serious OCD and nasty anxiety about everything. This woman is so messed up that she wont even cook without calling half her family on the phone for advice on what to cook. Lately she gives direction which is the polar opposite to everything I want to do. If I suggest my client should wear black shoes shell say white, if I say white shell say black. She does this only so she feels somewhat involved in her h
Ok Nsfw Has Gotten Way Out Of Hand
ok here is the pic of mine thay just marked nsfw . come on how fucking stupid can u be.
I'm Not For Sure If This Will Work
blondiegirl10652006@ fubar
Im Thankful For The Men & Women Of The Armed Forces
;Date: Dec 01, 2007 5:13 PMYou stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall a
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Local Parks
No Story, just thinking out loud... I have found that many of the local parks are good places, for some discreet fun with new friends.
Jens Bbw Fortress come check it out.
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Fu Gifts :)
hello all. i am writing this to say thank you to everyone who sent me a drink. as i get more fubucks, i will be returning the favor. alot of people have shown me love here and i appreciate it. i get way more love here than i get on that damn "myspace". thanks all. MUCH LOVE TO YA ALL
These Feelings of Doubt , Pain , Bitterness . Thus brings Chaos , Confusion , Isolation . I feel like Judas , with your whispers in my ear . My deceptions so unclear . My heart sinks lower in my chest . The images I try to repress . I hear my demons mocking me from a distance . I continue my path . Leading me to my own demise . I trip along the way . Pause to see another way . There's no where to turn , when you cut yourself off , from everything .Just Like Judas . How do you ask forgiveness . When you betrayed the one person . That could give you your salvation . How do you pick up the pieces and move on . When your hated by all , Loved by none . And As the story goes . In a single day , driven to madness , by his own guilt . He persecuted himself in the shadow of Olive branch . Deceit with in a kiss....
Just A Random Thought
This Is The Most Horriable Thing Ot Happen... I Need Someone To Talk To
Daily Horoscope: Leo For December 4,2007 You're feeling fantastic today and should be able to cheer up almost anyone who looks like they need a lift. You may just want to take the whole day off and enjoy whatever comes your way. well thats a bunch of bullshit! tonight i saw my best friend have a nervous break down cryin cuttiing him self and much more then my dad woke up and started fighting with me and slapped me... so seth being my hero and loving me got in an fight with him my dad hit and was smacked him and pulled a knife on him and blah blah blah... to tired and miserable to think... he is my friend is now downtown wanting to kill himself crying .... im here in oside .... he said things tonight i alway wanted to hear... that he wanted me but he said he had to fix himself he loved me and would fight for me and kill anyone who hurt me... and almost killed my dad! i dont know.... i need to talk to someone please hit me up
Boots, Boots, Boots, And Oh Yeah: Legggggsssss
Adding To The List Of Help...
I would like to thank everyone who helped out in the last two days: Along with Purplesky, Okie_Mom x 2 and Little Italian Nymph. In no particular order... Angel_Lips Shyinarizona the1anastasia Emily Gail Jen n Oregon fantasy81212 fat bottom girls make the rocking world go round (yes, this is their FUname) Thank you very much... Tom
I Am The Master
The Master. Who is the Master? I am the Master. Many people may have a problem with what I type but a blog is to express One's feelings or what that person wishes. In My home, I am the KING, The Master. I have total control over what I own, and who submits to Me. Yes, I own a female submissive. she is proud to say I own her too. I have owned her for 6 years now. I have had as many as 4 females living under My roof at the same time. 2 were Mine, and 2 I was training to be a great submissive for their Master. God made woman for a rib of Adam. That makes woman an item placed on this earth to serve the Master and Mistress. This is were many both male and female start to fight words with Me. There is no fight, as it's My words, and My Life. I have heard both sides of the fight and yet I still believe in My lifestyle. The part that I always find is that so many females and males who are submissive try to stand up strong in front of others and friends. But get that submi
Fubar And What It Means To Me...
Greetings All, As time has passed and I have become more and more situated with Fubar and its inner goings and outer doings (hehe), It truly is amazing to see how self centered people are on here... I know I am not the only one but being a male it puts me at a disadvantage since 98.9% of the other gender on here or on the internet really only think of men online in one of two ways... Sexual predators who only have a one track mind in which all they want to do is see nude photos talk dirty or just act like a retard that most of guys are... Or... women are simply on here to get attention that they either crave or cannot get in real life... Which is simply sad.. If you really look at it.. It really is a sad thing to see for either male or female.. Myself? I am here because I love meeting new people and conversations that have no bearing on what your tits ass or any other part of your body looks like.. Dont belive me? Talk to me and find out lol.. Another thing that really pisses me of
From My Heart
When you think, In your quiet moments, Do you think of me? Am I in your mind more constantly? Or, is it just the image of me, that runs through your head instead? I want to be the one you turn you to; when you need comfort and love. I want to be your joy in bed. I want to be everything that you need. The one you always turn to; Your partner in love. Your partner in life. Not just an image running thru your head, but in your life by your side. And when you cry I want to hear your screams and dry your eyes from deep inside to hug an hold and console your soul.
Book Update
Well I just got a conf. From my publisher my book is on its way to print and may be in stores as soon as next month!!! *does a happy dance* So.. the day it hits stores I whole heartedly expect you all to go buy it :P lol
Mapco Of You
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Am I A Good Guy Or A Bad Guy?
Am I a good guy or a bad guy? I always seem to run in the problem of people not being able to understand meat first I wasnt sure how to let people know what type of person I am, but the only problem is that Ive been called everything from the nicest guy in the world that any woman would love to have, to the biggest asshole God created and needs to send me to hell. Id like to think that I am a pretty nice guybut there are those moments that make me question that. I can get along with pretty much anyone, I dont start any shit (I really dont see the point, just to prove some kind of Cro-Magnon ego trip), lazy (which is mainly why I dont start shitit takes too much energy, fuck that, Imma lay down for a minute), got a big heart (which is why I get taken advantage of), introverted, quiet, love to laugh and joke around, Ive learned over the years to think before you speak so no one will misunderstand youstill working on it though, learned how to effectively deal with my tempe
Do You Know Who I Am?(not The Final Copy)
Do you know who I am This woman that stands before you Strong head on her shoulders A person you can run to Passion filled mind Her soul filled with desire a mother a friend a true fire starter She knows who she is what she wants What she needs Often told she's one of a different breed but do YOU truly know her soul her mind or will you be one of those who are left behind never knowing only judging what you see in front of you instead of coming to me allowing me to know you so I can let down the walls that I have built so high so you can know that girl with the many guys the one that's sick of the games and ready for love for a REAL man to step up and place her above the otha bitches and hos that he's known all his life ready to make her his queen his own his wife Do you know who I am when you look in my eyes Can you see all the hurt from the past all the lies Can you see the heartbreak just the one that I've had Can you make me believe this one w
Where Does That File Live?
If you found the file you were looking for, and want to know where it is on your hard disk. Move your cursor over the result in the Spotlight menu, and in just a second or two, a tiny dialog will pop up showing the path to that file.
I Am So Frustrated!
There is so much going on in life, right now that I am staying pretty Frustrated. Can't get things to seem to go just right. My kids are great but they are siblings, and fight all of the time. Does anyone out there know what I am talking about? lol I just need some time off from my life...hehehe Anyway, enough ranting...Have a GREAT day!
Nanakuli Beach
Why Joe Wins
you see, its like this: no matter what happens something will work out in my favor. i shouldn't be here. for lack of a better way to put it, i've used two continues already. most people dont even get one. apparently im here for a reason. a reason that has only recently become clear to me. i wont go into details, but im supposed teach people the way. like qui-gon or yoda. green jedi. yeah, anyway. theres something else that lets me win, also. it involves things that are of a classaified nature. maybe a story for another time. laters
I'm in a rock diva mood. Woo. Holly Mcnarland - Elmo I'm still thinking about Elmo Elmo 5 o'clock special I'm still thinking about you A thousand ways to kill you I'm still dreaming in pink Gives me the reason to think When i lay down my head i'm still okay When i lay down my head to go to bed Where do you fit in Didn't say to come in Where the hell have you been I can see you're excited You can tell you're invited Justify your evil ways Make up for lost days Didn't mean to close the door When i threw you to the floor Didn't mean to close the door On my personal whore Where do you fit in You run out of expression You let me make a suggestion You've left a scratch on my face I can see to this day You're no innocent man Come and catch me if you can Didn't have the time of day But i fucked him anyway Didn't have the time of day to play
Pussy Cat "very Funny"
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat." The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O ', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe ' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office wa
Do Not Use Sex As Leverage!
LADIES YOU MAY FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT ITS LIKE BE OPEN MINDED (girls don't read this if u don't have a sense of humor) This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. and funny so just go with it One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed depart
Chapter 1 Html Version
Apparently, the pdf version of chapter 1 doesn't seem to be working for some, so I put together an html version. The formatting won't be as good, but at least it will open. lol Chapter 1
Are you a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime? Pay attention to what you read. After you read this, you will know the reason it was sent to you! People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which one it is, you will know what to do for each person. REASON: When someone is in your life for a REASON. . . It is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are! They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done.
Happy Holidays To All
Health Update
Well I am not dying but might as well with a fucking diet. I went to the hospital on Friday to get copies of my medical records there so I can get the fucking referal to a military facility in Bremerton, WA. I looked at the information and I wasn't to pleased. My cholestrol is at 248/200 and my glucose was slightly only 5 points though. Some other numbers were abnormal but with the sheet not in front of me i cant think of them. So for now I cant have any more red meat, cheese, no beer. The last one I can live with surprisingly because I have retired my middleweight championship for some time. I drink from time to time maybe at dinner, but I can definitely live without booze. . .shock to me too. So no taco bell, no pizza hut. I did find out last night that Veggie Burgers aren't that bad. This is from a hardcore carnivore. So I am on a no flavor diet basically, and i am sneaking in a workout. I am not allowed any strenuous activity or workouts, but I am working on cardio and cond
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so excited you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex . This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And last, but not least, the 7th
I Don't Know.. I Hate Titles
If anyone ever said a kiss couldn't stop the world, They never knew you. All I've ever known of heaven and earth Could melt in the inky darkness of your eyes. My back to the wall, I was ready for anything, I was never prepared for the soul I've seen in your smile. I never expected all the evil of this world To fade away with your touch... damn
Stupid Messages With Commentary
santiyeci : want to see you without dressing now WOULD THAT BE SALAD DRESSING? rodent95 : i ll explode for you, ok? I'LL SUPPLY THE DYNOMITE legolas666667 : i love big boogs I'LL PICK MY NOSE AND SHOW YOU SOME dream_turk : you pink pussy lick me SINCE WHEN DOES IT HAVE A TONGUE? lancel2004 : m lokking camera very ugly THEN GET A BETTER LOOKING CAMERA NTM93 : show me youre tits hen i show my coke for you NOW THAT'S FAIR, TITS FOR A CAN OF COKE VeryCute : can i amswer me I DON'T KNOW, ASK A QUESTION AND ANSWER IT kame_amriss : see nice cocks arabian I HAVE HEARD OF ARABIAN HORSES, BUT ARABIAN CHICKENS? jayzhova : u ignored my privates THEY REALLY MUST HAVE BEEN WORTH IGNORING cakal1 : declare oneself to be innocent OK, I AM INNOCENT, I SWEAR billybathgate : Do you have photos of the offending organs? WHO DID MY ORGANS OFFEND? I TOLD THEM TO BE QUIET ___PlayBoy__ : I AM FROM THE MUSTACHE I AM FROM GOTEE, NEED A RAZOR? 25
Ugly Sad..
It saddens me when you come across someone that makes you say... dammmmnnn.. they're realllllllllly fkkin ugly.. you try not to judge even though you wanna throw up when you see them.. so you give them a chance.. and and then you're like..well I'm sure they're a good person inside.. and then you find out just this once.. you were wrong.. they are just ugly. inside and out how sad.
Loss Of Life.....
How can you grieve for a man that you don't even know? This is the question i have been asking myself for the past 24 hours. My wife's grandfather passed away yesterday. He has been in and out of hospitals for the last year, with this last vist begining on Thanksgiving. My wife is taking it bad, and I can understand considering I lost my grandfather in June of last year. My Father in law is taking it the worst. I saw him break down twice yesterday when he visited our house. My wife said that she could hear in crying down the hallway when she went to the hospital. Her grandfather had slipped into a coma at around 6 am and his head was begining to fill with bllod, his sensory organs were shutting done so he was in no pain atleast and his body temperature was loweing drastically. So around 3:30 yesterday they gave him a morphine drip and turned off his machines. I can't say that im upset that the man has passed away, I have only met him a handfull of times in the 9.5 years my wife and I h
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My Appt
i have to post pone my appointment, my mom was going to go with me and watch noah while i was in getting my tests done, and she has a meeting, she said that if it wasnt voting on their contract she'd skip it but she has no choice but to go. i just hope they dont make me wait another 3 weeks to find out whats going on.
Fuck That Shit
fuck the days yo, fuck these days fuck all the crooked ways fuck everyone tryin to stand in my way fuck everyone tryin to be the baddest today fuck everything that's fucked these days fuck the government, politics, wars, and bullshit fuck all the lies we've been spoon fed fuck all the silver spooons we been fed wit fuck the bitches feed that bullshit fuck the bitches that i don't wanna deal with fuck the dude who just cut me off fuck your mom cause people piss me off fuck the whole world fuck the people who fucked you fuck the people that carry the evil fuck the people that side with the devil fuck the shit that never works fuck the people who love to hurt step up and fuck the days fuck that shit blow it up in a debris filled haze fuck everything that makes my mind a maze fuck my mind cause i write what it says fuck this shit that i be typin fuck it to hell cause i don't know what i'm writin fuck you, fuck y
Picadillo Con Alcaparras (picadillo With Capers)
Yield: 6 servings 1/4 c Olive oil 2 lb Ground beef -- (chuck or top round) 1 sm Onion; finely chopped 1 lg Ripe tomato; peeled, seeded, -- and finely chopped 1 Garlic clove; minced 1 Bay leaf 1 ts Crushed oregano 3 oz Bottled capers 8 Pimiento-stuffed olives 2 tb Wine vinegar 3 tb Tomato sauce 1/4 c Burgandy wine 2 dr Hot sauce (more to taste) 1/2 ts Brown sugar 1 ds Nutmeg 1/4 c Water Salt if needed Use a large skillet with cover. Heat olive oil and brown beef in hot oil until red of meat disappears. Combine onion, green pepper, tomato, garlic, bay leaf, crushed oregano, and capers. Add to meat in skillet. Mix well and cook covered for about 10 minutes on moderate heat. Cut olives into thin rounds. Add to the meat mixture together with the vinegar, tomato sauce, burgandy wine, hot sau
Imperfection is Beauty. Madness is Genius. And it is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. And when it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than they.
Reality?????or Dream
Some things in life are never certain,who u love,when u die,it isnt a thing u choose,it is just determined by ur heart ur soul,maybe god,what happens when u love but that love is fought hard against,no one wants u to make it,they all want to watch u fail,what happens when ur heart fights,ur soul fights,but u are in the same place u were in the beginning,u have no choice,u stay,is it just a beautiful thought as i once heard someone call it,what am i dream or reality..........
Christmas Cookies With Crown Royal
Christmas Cookie Recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Crown Royal Directions: 1. Sample the Crown Royal to check quality. 2. Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. 3. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. 4. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup... just in case. 5. Turn off the mixer thingy. 6. Break two 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. 7. Pick the frigging fruit off floor... 8. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver. Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity. 9. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a heet. 10. Check
Bit Harsh...
A boy and his father are outside playing in the yard when the boy notices a honey bee. He Steps on it..and his father says 'For honey for a month"...they continue playing and the boy soon steps on a butterfly...the father says "For butter for a month".... Later that night whilst serving dinner the mum stepped on a cockroach and he turned to his father and said, "Would you like me to break the bad news to her"
I swear to God I feel like stripping right now. They finally put the heat on in this building and I feel like I"m in a damn pressure cooker boiling to death. The day I wear sweatpants is the day they decide to turn on the heat. I'm gonna be in a volatile mood all day.
Appointment Set
I got ahold of the Cardiologist and I have an appointment set on the 28th. I could have gone today but I had to be there within 2 hours and it is a 3 hour drive so there would have been no way. I am sticking to my diet and I found out Veggie burgers are not bad at all especially the black bean ones. AS far as my status in the navy. I have no clue. I failed the last run and they have a 3 strike and your out deal on the PRT. My heart condition doesnt wave the PRT, but I haven't heard if and when I do leave. I also hear rumors that my heart condition cancels the past PRTs and I will stay in for another year. Basically once i know something everyone will get word. I promise that
My Favorite Toy
Christmas Comments | Online Mall My Favorite Toy My favorite toy, Is my bullet. I like its vibration, Against my clitoris. Gryrating, Vibrating, Spinning around. I start to tense, before I explode. My muscles squench as I am about to cum, Letting my juices run down. I reach down, Once I am done. Finding the nectar, For my fingers fair. I bring them up, Right to my mouth, Licking everyone. MMMMMMMMM,"'I say" As I taste, Wanting more of it. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved
Our Troops And Their Familes
A very specil thank you to our men and women in uniform.I would like to thank you for everthing you are doing and let you know that you are apperciated .And you and your families are in my prayers. And to our soliders thank you for the sacrifices that you make everday. Some of us don't understand what you go through everday. The long days and the short nites not getting any sleep and getting right back up and doing the same thing over again while we are home in our safe warm bed. Just a note to say i support our troops .And thank you. DARLEE
Christmas Thoughts
Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand. Why the Politically Correct Police had taken away, The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say December 25th is just a "Holiday". Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod Something was changing, something quite odd! Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. As Targets were hanging their trees upside down At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears. Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-is-ty Are words that were used to intimidate me. Now Daschle, Now Dard
Jasmine floats on the gentle breeze,she is leaning against the brick wall her knees touching slightly,her hands on top together in a lite grasp,her hair flows,long dark curls caress her shoulders and her back,her eyes green yet brown,changes with her and the light that hits them,her lips curved in a slight smile,her bottom lip a lil fuller almost as if made for pouting,graceful neck plays peek-a-boo with her curls.Sunlight hits the path in spots the trees arent keeping hidden,he walks silently towards her,straight shoulders held back,a proud strong knowing soul,black hair that touches his ears,dark eyes that know far to much beyond his yrs,lips that look as thou he just got thru kissing his lover hard.Laughtor sings thru the air,children playing beyond the brick wall,she turns her head to watch them,he walks toward her pulls her tightly to him,her back against his chest,he whispers in her ear,I love you so much only you,she smiles and turns her face up to his,kisses those beautiful lip
Grilled Pompano With Smoked Tomato And Balsam
4 2-lb pompano-cleaned, gutted : ****** Tomato & Balsamic : Vinaigrette ***** 4 lg tomatoes, red ripe 1/2 bn onion -- minced 1 TB basil chiffonade 3 oz 12 year old balsomic : vinegar : salt : pepper Make 1/2-inch deep slits 2-inches apart on both sides of the pompano. Smoke for 1 hour at 200 degrees. Remove pompano from smoker and lightly oil and season with salt and pepper. Grill pompano for 7 minutes on each side. Serve with vinaigrette.
Happy Holiday Season And Best Wishes For Prosperous New Year !
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
Polar Bear Attack In Churchill !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These are pictures of an actual polar bear attack in Churchill. These pictures were taken while people watched and could do nothing �to stop the attack! � Reports from the local newspaper say that the victim will make a full recovery.��This is not for the squeamish... * * * * * * ** * * * ** * * * * * *
Dial Up Is Why...
a lot of people think i ignore them in the shoutbox.. for those of you who do not know.. i am still in the dinosaur days of dial up. i apologize in advance for any inconveniences this may cause, lol. be patient, dammit!!!!!
Pictures !!!
New Collar
I received my new collar today and couldnt wait to try it on. So I couldnt resist I tried it on and its beautiful. I love it. I cant wait for Master to put it on himself. On the back it has a place to put a lock. It definitely makes me feel owned, I am his slutslave. It makes me feel wonderful I dont want to take it off. I will wear my collar with pleasure and pride and without feeling lost. The collar is extremely attractive, setting off and enhancing my beauty. I must obey all things, those things alone can drive a slave to almost excruciatingly ecstatic orgasmic heights, experiencing sensations and raptures.
well the girls on here are resulting in a lack of love but the ones in real life are confusing the hell outta me, hahah funny when im on here lookin i get distracted by them in real life then, end up goin back and forth
I'm Outta Here....
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" little Joseph told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike."
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Beef Stroganoff
3 pounds Beef round steak 1/2 inch thick 1/2 cup flour 2 teaspoons salt 1/8 teaspoon pepper 1/2 teaspoon dry mustard 2 medium onions thinly sliced and seperated into -- rings 2 cans (4oz each) sliced mmushrooms drained or -- 1/2 lb mushrooms 1 can (10 1/2 oz) condensed beef broth 1/4 cup dry white wine 1 1/2 cups sour cream 1/4 cup flour, hot buttered noodles or fluffy rice 3 tablespoons fresh minced parsley Trim all excess fat from steak and cut meat into 3 inch strips about 1/2 inch wide. Combine 1/2 cup flour, the salt, peper and dry mustard; toss with steak strips to coat throughly. Place coated steak strips in Crock pot; stir in onion rings and mushro o Before serving combine sour cream with 1/4 cup flour; stir into crockpot. Serve Stroganoff over hot buttered noodl
Tangerine Bliss
Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at She arrived suddenly in tangerine bliss With my password clenched in her fist She touched me and my heart ignited with a gaze of spontaneous combustion She lead me by the hand to her Nirvana where she laid out the galaxy at my feet I savored her feminine form like fine wine taking dosages beyond recommendation and I became intoxicated with her beauty long after I looked into her heart and soul I cupped the Shangri-La of her breasts and then skimmed the slope of her neck with one long probing kiss after another with my eyes wide and full of imagination journeying through her dark tangled forests a phoenix arisen from the ashes of her life for her the day by day had never been kind and the etching of life riddled her with pain but in surviving she brought out the magic as she unfolded tropical fruits from clouds Rainforests still in those precious strands tasting of
Pain I Feel
A great vortex in my head Pain ripping thru my veins Fire, reaching from my soul A pleasure to feel loves desire Dream of beauty in the fields of fantasia The dark warrior Finds his shining light But the wind in my ear speaks to me of and endless fear that has now forever sealed my fate I lived for love and all it brought was pain and now my love I shall die in vain.
Nsfw (for All Of Fubar)
Anna 'the One and OnlyManager of Fire and Ice Leveling Crew~@ fubar This blog is from Anna Why is it other people can send some of the most graphic sexual pictures there are for a comment on someones page and nothing happens? I wake up to a message from fubar telling me I have offended someone with some pics . Knowing I marked all that I personally were nsfw and put them in a folder marked as such and made them where they could not be ripped. I click on the link that takes u to the offensive pic and it is one I got from some one else that is their main profile pic.ok I play the silly game and put the offensive pics in a new nsfw folder and lable it as someone elses idea of nsfw. I then went to find a bouncer to have all my pics checked out so I do not have to go thru this again all are either not on line or away or asleep and 1 is here supposedly I asked for his help and have not gotten even a reply I go into the fubar support and I ask for help and get sent an email inst
This Little Piggy....
There are mornings when the only option we have is to stay in bed. Not for the proverbial early morning romp, but if we could forsee the day ahead, we would pull the blankets up over our heads and stay safe. Last Thursday, I ignored the red flags and got up anyway. The school day went as planned. I went home to change clothes for the Christmas Festival at school that evening. Forever the clothes horse, I wore boots with a small heel. As I was crossing the school parking lot, I slipped on some black ice. I had my hands full of books and papers, thus I had no arms to break my fall. As my feet and eyes were at the exact same level, I had the fleeting thought, "This is gonna be one world of hurt". Down I went, landing on my left butt cheek. I went to the doc's the next morning, had an x-ray and was told I had a "chip fracture" of the posterior portion of my pelvic bone. What hurt the most was not the chip fracture itself, it was the waves of spasms that caused my gluteus max
Chris Brown - Kiss Kiss
"Kiss Kiss" (feat. T-Pain) [Chorus:] She want that lovey dovey That kiss-kiss, kiss-kiss In her mind she fantasize bout getting wit me They hating on me They wanna diss this, kiss-kiss Cause she mine and so fine And thick as can be [x2] [Verse 1:] I'm a country boy from Tappahannock Va is where I reside so shawty understand it And I know I just turn 18 And I get a little mannish And you see this bandanna hanging That means I'm like a bandit (like a bandit, bandit) [Vamp:] I got paper girl The Lamborghini with the spider seats you never seen it so get it shawty we parking lot pimping in my dorm And I know what you want [Chorus x2] [Verse 2:] I'm the epitome of this demonstration I got the remedy you feeling me So why is you hating? And my anatomy is bird like yeah you heard right girl I'm the king so that means I'm fly [Vamp:] If you wit it girl get it poppin roll wit me ain't no stopping so get it shawty we parking lot pimping in my d
Dec 20
December 20, 2007 Quote of the Day "Your life becomes the thing you have decided it shall be." Raymond Charles Barker
Want Me.. Click The Pic And Bid...
Rate all pics 11s during HH only Rate all stash during Hh only Add to family while you own me "Owned" salute #1 friend for the month Pimpout in my About Me section for the month Lifetime pimpout in blog Autographed bra (worn in the salute) 4 salutes (2SFW, 2NSFW) Add to yahoo 4 1 hour webcam sessions (NSFW to be discussed) Personal phone call 50 Custom pics for your eyes only ps... I am throwin in my personal underwear in the webcam session....
Scary Movies Rule!!!
Alright....I can honestly say I scared the pants off myself last night watching the Halloween remake. Yeah, there were parts that pissed me off....but all in all, I thought Rob Zombie did a good job. I give 3 out of 4 stars.....
These Two Need Your Help!
All Spirit Levelers Family And Friends Of Evonne & TisMom05 need 140,000 comments to win a 1-Year VIP, a Happy Hour, a 30-Day Blast AND a Ticker Pack!so Lets All Show Them All The Love You Possibly Can! Just Click The Pic!!! Bombs Away!! "Happy Holidays"
First Ever...
Ok so here I to this whole world of things...gonna try it out! Don't get me wrong I'm a myspace junkie but I spend alot of time in certain places where access has been! I'm just looking to keep myself entertained and make the time pass quicker! If you have any advice or tips feel free to send them my way...&bare with me as I try to figure this whole thing out!
Remeber Some Cant Come Home
They are; Mothers, Fathers, Brothers, Sisters, Aunts and Uncles, They are our American Soldiers and they need to be remembered during this holiday season... Press Play to watch They paid the Ultimate Sacrifice: Please take a moment to remember them when you are with your family this year. Pray for their safe return to their families.. LCPL G****** USMC prior Service
The older I get the less I like Holidays like Christmas!!! It seems like just another day... Am I the only person that feels this way??? I would prefer to just stay home and relax rather than go to my brothers (2,1/2 hour drive). I'm trying to decide if I should go today or come up with a reason to go tomorrow.... Anyways, I just thought I's share my thoughts, cuz I'm sure there r others out there that prob. feel the same way as I do.... Well I guess Have a Happy & Safe Holiday!!! DC~Angle4eva
Dreaming of wearing a mask is often a dream of how you want others to see you. A twist on this theme is that you may be afraid others are perceiving you without knowing the real you. It may be that the mask attaches and removes from your face, depending on whose company you are in. Also, others may be conspicuously placing the mask on you to give you an identity that you are uncomfortable assuming. Or, they are wearing the mask themselves to deceive, frighten, or amuse you. If you are wearing a mask, who is in your presence and what is the mask like? Ask the same questions if others have the mask.
You Know It's For You
i know this is a hard time of year for you. i wish i could take all the pain you have and put it on my own shoulders. it'd be better than this pain you are causing me. my heart is breaking. not knowing is breaking me. i know u wish he was here. but he's not. but i know he's proud of you. im proud of you. i miss you. you miss him. and there's nothing i can do but sit back and cry. merry christmas even though i know you don't celebrate it and happy late birthday since you wont give me the chance to tell you in real life. Love, Brittney
I've been living in Tennessee for 4 months now. I fell in love with the state!!! It's beautiful and amazing and definately different from Walton, NY. But i do miss NY, don't get me wrong. I miss the few friends i had and my family. Everyone has asked me if i regret moving to Tennessee or regret making the decision to stay in Tennesee. And my answer to both is no. Why? I made the decision to move here, on my own free will, so I can't regret a decison I MADE. My ex-boyfriend didn't force me to come here. He offered me a place to live, help to get me a job and to help pay for me to come to him. I did...granted things didn't work out but that's the way life works sometimes. There are days where I get completely frustrated. I still live with my ex and his family. I still have feelings for my ex and I still care about him. I'm moving out of his family's place on Jan 3rd...and it will be one of the HARDEST days of my life. I have grown attached to everyone in his family, es
Let Play A Game
3Things Three things that scare me: 1. I think that when we think about what we are 'scared' of, we just bring it out into our reality. Therefore... I am not scared of anything. 2: 3: Three people who make me laugh: 1: My son 2: my grandkids (Jacob & Kenan) 3: my dogs Three Things I love: 1: My Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ 2: My kids and my grandkids and great-grandkids 3: Workout Three Things I hate: ...... I prefer the word 'dislike' 1: SNOW. & Wind.. ya, I know I live in Wy, No Brains 2: People that don't speak their mind or are 2 faced 3: Judgemental people Three things I don't understand: 1: my scriptures :) 2: little boys and there toys 3: Myself at times Three things on my desk: 1: Computer 2: printer 3: Bible Three things I'm doing right now: 1: Survey 2: watching T.V. 3: Three things I want to do before I die: 1: look good again 2. travel 3: have as many new experiences as possible. I am up for pretty much any
Blessed Be, Happy Holidays
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A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 12/25/07;
I am sick and tired of sayin' I'm sorry for shit I didn't fuckin' do!
Its hard to realize your worth to some people.Tainted or worthless. Someone you can trust with your life one day is the same person who would let you fall the next.Yeah I made mistakes but so did they. They lied and took something away that wasn't theirs to take-my trust in myself that I was better at not being deceived. Apparently not. My judgment is no better than it ever was before.I still fall for the stupid ass shit and the belief that I may actually be valued to someone. BITCHIN! Oh-PS for Weds--MENTAL MASTURBATION!!!!
False Promises
I hate false promises.. but i hate it more when someone makes a promise to my kid and doesn't follow through. A family member at that. I don't particularly get along with my family. I guess you could say i am the black sheep of the family.. but if you knew them you would understand why i would rather be different to them. They all have alot of growing up to do still. i grew up with always being told i was the responsible one in the family. Pretty sad when that includes your mother. Don't get me wrong. I love my family.. i just can't handle being around them for too long. It's been 4 months since i spent any great deal of time with my sister. But christmas was at her house this year so i went.. after being pushed into a corner with not much choice might i add. (My mum showed up at my house only a few days before with my sisters kids and had them get my son all excited about christmas at their house.. how could i disappoint my son?) The day wasn't too bad i guess but then the
Xpeeps Fake This person is using my photos on Who ever it is has apparently used my photos before and been busted using my photos since it says they were deleted before. Please help get this profile busted for the fake that they are.
It's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want To...
Today, I am 26. My father and I have argued for the third time that I am in fact 26 and NOT 27 as he keeps telling ppl. This birthday is big, not because of the age but because my brother's gf KT's birthday also, so I finally have someone to celebrate it with! Shopping, drinking and meeting with friends later for a party at the club WOOOOP WOOOOOOOOOP!!!! Watch out for the pics!! Thanks to everyone that have sent me birthday wishes and gifts xoxo
John Cena - If It All Ended Tomorrow
"If It All Ended Tomorrow" What Would You Do If It All Ended Tomorrow? Time Runnin Out, Ain't No More You Can Borrow So Many Paths, which one you gonna follow? What Would You Do If It All Ended Tomorrow? What Would You Do If It All Ended Tomorrow? Time Runnin Out, Ain't No More You Can Borrow So Many Paths, which one you gonna follow? What Would You Do, What Would You Do? Uh, this is how it go down I have the black-pound-silence so it don't make sound I pile a 150 outta town, aint nobody around Im in the back seat breakin it down My love has been a past week dawg lately I found Our press made us turn the radio down But God bless now they talkin bout layin me down Now they on about shovels in the weight of the ground What now? Preachin on the way that they handle thing Waitin' patiently to do the 6-foot Same Thing Now, so I take a second look at my life I made too many mistakes that I just couldnt make right Should've been more focused than I take things ligh
Finally An Answer To The Age Old Question!
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet and rolls over and says "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
A Little Game Played Yesterday
I am writing this blog because I have been approached by several men & women asking me a question.I don't normally write anything of this nature. A game was played yesterday called comment wars between I and a friend of mine that I have become fond of. It was merely a game.I am here to meet knew friends. I do find him very attractive & as my page says I like older men,reasoning is on my page. We are not walking down the isle or having a fling.It is kindess and flirting.If I thought I had a shot I would probably go for it,but I do not step on anyones toes.If we had thought that this game would have caused all of this I don't think we would have played.Lighten up everyone this is a place to have fun and if you can't enjoy yourself what are you doing here. If our game hurt anyone then I would say I am sorry but I am not.I don't regret enjoying myself.If you have something with this person it is your business and it sure the hell is not mine.I will continue to enjoy myself but it does
Cam Girl Profile: Silvia
This crimson-haired (Ok, so she colored it Blue recently, but when she actually did the interview her hair was REDCanadian hottie goes by the name Silvia, and you may have seen her in a number of FOUNDRY CAMS videos, including this one where she's practically naked, as well as our FOUNDRY CAMS tribute to the soldiers and a few more. Silvia was sent her interview questions a WHILE ago, but because of the holidays (and quite frankly, waiting to ger her own video online), we got a little backed up, but we're finally posting her answers, and you're going to love this gal... CLICK THAT BRIGHT RED HEAD OF HAIR TO READ THE INTERVIEW When you're done getting all fluffed up, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and CHAT WITH SILVIA LIVE!
That James guy who I posted a blog about not even a month and a half ago has made a new profile and is again in contact with me. I blocked this new profile he created, but it pisses me off that he can't get the hint that I want NOTHING to do with him. I'm sorry if he doesn't like the fact that I don't appreciate it when someone harasses me over not being able to view my private pix and trying to do whatever it takes to make me feel bad for it. Get over yourself hun, there are easier ways to view naked/half naked girls without harassing real life ones. Google works wonders.
so.. some of you know that i have started back to work... i am currently working on days.. which means.. when i jump on here, i don't have time to reply to everyones messages/comments. i do apologize.. i am not ignoring you. thanks for the understanding. huggzzz :)
Comments, My Friends!
I am very sorry I wasn't able to leave comments this morning as usual...fubar is being a pain and freezing up a LOT! Rest assured I haven't forgotten any of you...I am just VERY frustrated right now! Hopefuly things will be back to normal tomorrow.. Loves for everyone! MUUUUUUUAH :D
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NEXT UP, WHO CARES !!!!!!!!!!!!
Last Week- 12-28-07
Had Christmas over weekend with family, watched a sunset over the ocean with a great friend, moved some clothes, my body and my car to Miami, GOT MIAMI DADE COUNTY PUBLIC LIBRARY CARD!!, used internet at library surrounded by other homeless people, got lost all over Miami, slept in my car, got call that my dad died, drove back to Atlanta for services, headed back to Miami tomorrow to find work and place to stay. Suggestions on either will be welcomed. Peace in the middle east. ~psycho ninja bitch~
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For me, 2007 sucked! There were a few good points, but a lot of bad too. I have high hopes for 2008. I just know it will be a better year and that I will get things in my life ironed out that have been pulling me down. Unfortunately I have a feeling I have some more bad to get through before I can get to the good. Happy New Year, everyone and here's to 2008!
Moving New Year's Eve
I had originally planned on waiting until Springtime, but I decided to move back to North Tonawanda(Buffalo Area) because I am going crazy with being Homesick. I had been here seven months and besides working found no one to enjoy any fun times with. LOL, I think I only went out twice the whole time I was here. If it wasn't for all my Friends and Fans on Fubar...I don't know how bad the cabin fever may have I thank you all for the LUV and Attention.. and I will miss U. I am hoping to be back online by February(I have to MY First Fu_birthDay is coming LOL), unless I am able to share someone's connection where I am moving. Peace, Love, And Frienship! XOX PHIL
Yes I Write A Little
Love, compassion, honesty A simple soul made just for me Are you out there, are you searching too? I need a lover, best friend, someone true We see the same moon every night Yet I sit here alone with no one to hold me tight I promise to be your everything, your perfect twin soul A simple girl, a simple heart Needing you, and a fresh start The world tore me up, people lied I got bruised, stepped on, I cried I have gathered all the pieces of my heart, all but one is left to make my heart complete I need you, your heartbeat When my world fell apart Everything stopped for me The rest of the world continued I needed to be set free The love I lost was a powerful fuel For it wasnt him I was fighting It was with myself that duel God sent me an angel, who makes my life worth priceless, Yet something in me needs more I am searching for another soul to love us both as a whole The hurt has subsided; my prayers answered all but one I am thankful for that I have, but my que
True love is when you shed a tear and still want him!!! It's when he ignored you and you still love him. It's when he loves another but you still smile and say "I'm happy for you" but all you do is cry...
8 Qualities For A Perfect Husband
Brave Intelegent Gentle Polite Energetic Nutty Industrious Sensitive If all else fails, Well... read the CAPITAL letters ONLY!!!
The Firefighters's Angel
The nights stillness was shattered as the alarm sounded. My heart raced as it did with each time the alarm sounded. People were running here and there, gathering their equipment and reporting to their vehicles. The bay doors were already open and we pulled out into the street , accompanied by the emergency lights and sirens. We turned the corner and headed south on Main Street of this quiet little town. I closed my eyes and said a quick silent prayer, asking that everyone be kept safe on this night. We had been lucky having not seen a death from fire for a long spell. I looked out the windshield and could see the red glow against the dark sky, knowing the fire was not far away. Our small convoy of vehicles responding, lit up the night with their lights flashing, warning anyone out driving that we were responding to an emergency. We turned a corner and there in front of us was a large house, engulfed in flames. The truck screeched to a stop and we all jumped out. No comma
Bada Bing's New Year's Bash Tonight With Dj Bounty And Queeny!!! Be There
Come into BADA BING and ROCK IN YOUR NEW YEAR WITH DJ BOUNTY Till 9EST then JAM WITH QUEENY till WE are PARTIED OUT !!! DRINKS ALL NIGHT LONG! PLAYING your FAVORITE BANDS! Great Times with Awesome PEOPLE!! JAMMIN TUNES! GIVE AWAYS !!! YOU NEED to be there and ROCK ON with BOUNTY and the QUEEN in Bada Bing! Come on in and CELEBRATE NEW YEARS wit da family!!!! a>CLICK Any Pic .. Its an OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE!
Go On Boy
I cant get it back, but I dont want it back, i Realized that, he dont know how to act Never been a dumb boo No im not dense I Just had a slight lack Of common sense I was the good girl he was the bad boy Im thinking one guy he thinking me, carl jenn and jess Yep he had plenty But love for me, he didnt have any I was inviting, him into my heart But he was out riding in some other girls car he was my night time, thought I was his star Guess I was wrong, but see im strong Wont take me long for me to move on Please dont worry bout me im fine (Please dont worry bout me im fine) Only gonna play the fool one time (Only gonna play the fool one time) Trust me when I say That i'll be ok Go on boy (Go on boy) Go on boy (Go on boy) Go on boy I cant get it back, but I dont want it back, i Realized that, he dont know how to act Tried to settle down and look what I get Thought it was my time, but I guess not yet he at the bar getting drinks from many girl
Cant come soon enough. Deploy me already. My boys are there. Get me the hell outta here. I been in chill mode since I got back. No fucking more. Everyone bear with me, support me, love me, but a whole lot of Mr fucking nice guy just flew out the window. Party off, game on.
Tips For The Ladies In Year 2008
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it. 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality. 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here. 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny. 11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka. 12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend! Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from work,
For everything there must come a last. A last minute, a last hour, a last month, day, or year. A last drink, a last coke, a last tequila, scotch, or beer. A last love, a last heart, a last kiss, hug, or rage... Or even the last words written on a page. But the worst last thing is your last breath because what is to follow will surely be your death.
Please Come And Comment Bomb Your Favorite Pic
ok the fubucks contest i am hosting has started and i would like to ask everyone to come and comment bomb your favorite pic out of the 5 contestants .your input is greatly appreciated :D
Top 10 Reasons Men Could Never Handle Being Pregnant
10. Morning sickness would completely ruin their daily stop at the 7-11 For a breakfast burrito. 9. Swollen ankles would inhibit being able to squeeze into their high Tops for hoops with the boys. 8. Having to live through even one sports season without a single beer. 7. They'd suffer zipper rash from the increase in trips to the bathroom. 6. Men could never tolerate the constant touchy-feely from strangers. They'd end up arrested for assault after being felt-up one too many Times. 5. Maternity wear would be embarrassing. Imagine a sweet little pink Business suit with a polka dot bow tie. 4. By month nine it would be impossible to reach down and scratch. 3. The only stirrups a man would consider putting his feet in reside on Either side of a horse. 2. Man breasts are just NOT considered masculine. And the number 1 reason Men Could Never Handle Being Pregnant . . . 1. Nine months of wondering: "How is it going to get out that tiny Hole?!?!", woul
I Would For You!...../
Football - 2007 Roster
Football: Update From New Orleans Buckeyes practice at Saints indoor facility Thursday; morning press conference features offense NEW ORLEANS The Buckeyes held their first practice in New Orleans Thursday and despite being more than 900 miles south of Columbus, high winds and cold temperatures forced the team to go indoors at the New Orleans Saints practice facility. Former Buckeye All-American Will Smith, who now plays for the Saints, stopped by practice to talk with the players and several members of the Columbus media. A press conference Thursday morning featured Ohio States offense, followed by LSUs defense. From Ohio State, offensive coordinator Jim Bollman, tackles Kirk Barton and Alex Boone, wide receivers Brian Hartline and Brian Robiskie and running back Beanie Wells answered questions for 45 minutes. See below for a link to the complete audio and transcript from that press conference. Friday morning, it will be the OSU defense and LSU offense under the spotli
To Whoever It May Concern
Just a note to the guys who only wanna add me as a friend for no other reason than to hit on me,I am HAPPILY married,I am happy to add you and have a conversation with you but I will not be doing anything else,so please do not insult me or degrade yourself by trying,thanks. Melanie
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1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big. 3. Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack. 4. Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents. 5. At the bottom of an escalator, scream 'MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!' 7. Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable. 10. Follow patrons of Borders/BarnesNNobles around while reading aloud from 'Dianetics(or any religious text). 11. Ask mall cops for stories of War/Cop stories 12. Ask a salesman why a particular TV is labeled black and white and insist that it's a color set. When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, 'You mean you really can't see it?' 13. Construct a new porch deck in the tool department of Sears. 14. Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, occasionally scream
Scattegories's harder than it looks! . *Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following... *they have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your own name for the boy/girl. 1. What is your name: .........................HILARY 2. 4 letter word:.............................HAWK 3.Vehicle: ..............................HYBRID 4. A city:..............................HANFORD 5. Boy Name: .............................HAYDEN 6. Girl Name: ............................HALEY 7. Alcoholic Drink: ......................HENNESSEY COGNAC 8. Occupation:...........................HOUSE KEEPER 9. Something you wear:....................HAT 10. Celebrity:............................HALLE BERRY 11. Food: .............................HOT CAKES 12. Something found in a bathroom: .
just plain annoying really.. tit. my pending friend requests: clear all | accept all From Date dougie_doug 2008-01-06 09:39:38 Message hottt&sexyyyyyy WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yyeahh... wtf.... because anyone would accept that.. not..
The Meaning Of Love
The Meaning Of Love The Meaning of Love is, Caring for one another unconditionally, and creating a bond of oneness. Listening, and actually hearing what the other has to say. Giving each other freedom to excel in their own fields. Trusting each other with no strings attached. Communicating when communication is needed. Telling each other secrets that you know won't be repeated. Love is a Gold mine if managed properly. This is the type of Love which I search for now. Poetry Book: Only Human by Sonny Hairston Copyright 2008
Dogs Know..
Have you ever heard that a dog 'knows' when an earthquake is about to hit? Have you ever heard that a dog can 'sense' when a tornado is stirring up, even twenty miles away? Do you remember hearing that, before the December tsunami struck Southeast Asia, dogs started running frantically away from the seashore, at breakneck speed? Do you know that dogs can detect cancer and other serious illnesses and danger of fire? Somehow they always know when they can 'go for a ride' before you even ask and how do those dogs and cats get home from hundreds of miles away? I'm a firm believer that animals - and especially dogs - have keen insights into the Truth. And you can 't tell me that dogs can't sense a potentially terrible disaster well in advance. Simply said: A good ol' hound dog just KNOWS when something isn't right... when impending doom is upon us...
I Know You
I know you you were too short you had bad skin you couldn't talk to them very well words didn't seem to work they lied when they came out of your mouth you tried so hard to understand them you wanted to be part of what was happening you saw them having fun and it seemed like such a mystery almost magic made you think that there was something wrong with you you'd look in the mirror trying to find it you thought that you were ugly and that everyone was looking at you so you learned to be invisible to look down to avoid conversation the hours days weekends ah the weekend nights, alone where were you in the basement? in the attic? in your room? working some job? just to have something to do just to have a place to put yourself just to have a way to get away from them a chance to get away from the ones that made you feel so strange and ill-at-ease inside yourself did you ever get invited to one of their parties you sat and wondered if you would go or not for
Tainted & Sultry
Show Some Love
A very good friend had her points reset if you would all be so kind in helping her out rate her pics, stash, blast her. ღღ Lady Sunmaid ღ I.B.I.C. ღTrue Southern Sweetheartღღ@ fubar Thanks to anyone who helps
this feeling i cant let go of its something that i feel inside cause every time i touch you everytime i look into your eyes i see the beauty so deep inside and i fall in love with you all over agian you make me feel so alive this feeling that i cant hide and this love i cant deny cause it feels so right every night your in my arms your lips so close to mine, the scent of your skin, the desire i find dancing in your eyes but my feelings for you its something that will never die its something i will hide away deep inside un done
Mother Nature is a whore Shes cold & evil to the core Pushing me down. Dirt under my nails, Im clawing, my way Straight to hell. Lets not pretend That it could have been.. My God doesnt love me anymore. Its the echo in my head Its a constant scream I cant remember All that youve forgotten Evil, Its Grey Its the color of the sky Its the color that I see Once I close my eyes.
An Accidental Poem
An Angel Smile By:Mike&Mala-anghel When you smile You make the sunshine brighter The flowers would bloom for you Butterflies would dance around you The rain would go away The rainbow would gleam The birds would sing again The world would be a better place Smoothing away life's bumps Taking me away in the sky Weightless but feeling alright Free from the turmoil of the day Face like a night angel Perched delicately on my shoulder Putting me in a peaceful sleep Watching my dreams with a smile p.s ty mike for making such a beautiful poem
Presidental Bc Petition
America's next president could save livesbut only if you ask. By taking a moment to sign the I Vote for the Cure (TM) petition, which outlines three critical goals in the fight to end breast cancer, you can let our next leader know that you expect him or her to make breast cancer a national priorityin their platforms and for our country. One in eight women will be diagnosed with breast cancer in her lifetime. Women are dying every day, and common-sense policies could ensure every woman in America regardless of her income has access to life-saving early detection. Take this easy step to make sure our next president hears from as many Americans as possible: we want a plan to end breast cancer forever! Please go and sign this petition to help fight breast cancer in ALL women.
This Week
Ok so this week i was to have surgery and i had to rescudel it due to some other things so i will be contacted when my surgery will be!!Bad thing is my daughter she has been seeing a eye doctor cause she can only see objects close to her face well he did alot of test and said he thinks its in her brain so she goes to all children tommorw for the brain scan im so scared cause there gonna put her to sleep shes only 4 and i was told i would only be allowed to see her for 15 mins to get her set in then we will be apart for almost 2 hours so yeah im so scared i ask that u all keep her in ur thoughts thanks alot
Wat Love Is All About
222 Reasons To Love The Marine Corps
222 Reasons To Love The Marine Corps 1) Best haircut. Hands down. You can't have a bad hair day with a high and tight. And you spend less on shampoo. 2) Dress blues. They're the coolest uniforms in any military worldwide. 3) Bloused trousers. Another distinctive Marine look that sets the proudest service members apart. 4) The rest of the Marine sea bag. From the Alphas to the camouflage utilities, uniforms just look better on a Marine than any other service member. 5) Marines don't wear dungarees. 6) Most respect I. When the Marines pulled out of Haiti and Somalia, the media reported the U.S. military was pulling out -- as if tens of thousands of Army troops weren't still in the country. Now that's respect. 7) Most respect II. When the Corps came back to Haiti after 60 years, an old man on the Cap-Haitian beach said "Welcome back!'' 8) Toughest mascot. The Marine Corps' is a bulldog. The Navy's: a goat. 9) Esprit de Corps. Even if you can't spell it
Comcast Talks 100mb/sec. Internet...
Comcast Talks 100 Mbit/s 'Net Access for Consumers 01.08.08 discuss Total posts: 1 2008's "Project Infinity" to provide boost for HD movies, too. by Chloe Albanesius CES 2008 Coverage LAS VEGASComcast on Tuesday pledged to ramp up its high-definition, on-demand content and roll out increased speed and bandwidth by year's end as part of an initiative dubbed Project Infinity. SLIDESHOW (7) Slideshow | All Shots Comcast is tinkering with "wideband" cable Internet access, also known as DOCSIS 3.0, Comcast CEO Brian Roberts said during a keynote at the Consumer Electronics Show (CES). A movie download that might take six hours on today's DSL connection, for example, will take only four minutes with wideband, Roberts said. "We'll have DOCSIS 3.0 rolled out in front of millions of homes by the end of this year," Roberts said. "No competitor will have this much speed in so many homes. "Today when we deliver broadband, we're using spectrum on our cable syst
Insert Witty Comment Here Or Here.
Awhile back I decided to place a somewhat humorous ad on Craig's List. I figured that maybe,just maybe I can meet someone. Well, I did...and it was a fiasco of major proportions (we didn't reach biblical proportions so that's a good thing). :) So I present to you, for your perusal, my ever so witty,catchy,hip and semi amusing add : ------------------------------------ Firstly, I'm a geek,nerd,dweeb or whatever the latest term is. Now that we've gotten that out of the way.... I'm a nice guy *wow...very original don't you think?* I have a very good sense of humor,a tendency to be a bit sarcastic and love to talk. Hmmm, a comedian and a rambler too?!? What a combo! Like I said, I venture onto the Nerdy side. I like Sci-fi, Electronic (goth,industrial,house,etc)Music,Movies (Horror to dopey comedies), and so much more. I love to eat (a novel concept and also deemed important)...My kingdom for some Chinese or Italian food. I love bookstores,the occasional foray into NY, or
What's Up Bar Goers!!!
Hello all.. Just wanted to say Hello and good day... Hope you all are having a good time here at Fubar... I know I am... I am addicted to this site already... I don't know what all to talk about here... I guess I could tell you all alittle about myself.. I am married to bobby39426 .. We will be married for 4 years on April 17th. I have two kids from a previous relationship. My son is 13 and my daughter is (will be) 8 years old on January 22nd.. I love to talk to my friends online.. and I love Karaoke.. dancing... darts... pool.. And I love making and meeting new friends... I am a good person and I will be friends with anyone as long as you give me a chance to be your friend.. But if you ever screw over me then you can kiss the friendship goodbye.. Cause I might be able to forgive but I don't forget... So don't judge me before you get to know me first... "FRIENDS ARE LIKE DIAMONDS, VERY PRECIOUS, VERY RARE, SO CHOOSE THEM WISELY"
Wish List.. Great Idea..
POLLS in addition to MuMMs, since those are what MOST MuMMs are anyways!!
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Ok Thats It
Hey, I dont know what the fuck your problem is, but you if wanna start acting funny towards me and act like you dont even know me, fine. I thought I was your friend but then you wanna be a two faced mother fucker and run your mouth about me. Why dont you show some nachos and say it to my mother fucking face! You know thats pretty fucked up but you go ahead and keep pushing it all you want but you better watch your fucking back. Youre a bitch and can't say shit to my face and that really pisses me the fuck off but you know what, its ok because I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico. This is just a joke, lmfao, but I bet you are PISSED!! Send this to 10 of your friends and see if they get as mad as you and see who gets the maddest
I'm Up For Auction!
That's right! I'm up for auction! You can bid with FuBucks, Tickers, Blasts, or Happy Hours. All Ticker, Blast, and Happy Hour bids will trump FuBuck bids. So hurry up and click here and bid on me!
Well Here It Is I Will Forward It To You If You Like
from: Lord Wolf- Wolves of Wiccan Society,Seeking Comment Bombers.Link in Blog date: 2008-01-12 16:59:01 subject: Your Sister Raised a Stink? read receipt: No replied: No block user I heard about it from Deanna.Your 55 yrs old when are u gonna learn to stand on 2 feet.This is Virtual Realality Most of us this is our last thing before death.Sassy tells everyone your a Simpleton a moron.Your not all there.Your a hell of a Leveler VIP u desire to come here your welcome I'm not the ass I once was.I will be you friend.But this is not the KOW where Drama Rules.This is Spirit Warrior~W.W.S..Now stand on your own 2 feet Please Cathy Be Proud
Seas Of Blue
International Picture of the Year. Here are two very touching photos honored at this years FirstPlace Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News When 2nd Lt. James Cathey's body arrived at the Reno Airport, Marines climbed into the cargo hold of the plane and draped the flag over his casket as passengers watched the family gather on the tarmac. During the arrival of another Marine's casket last year at Denver International Airport, Major Steve Beck described the scene as so powerful: 'See the people in the windows? They sat right there in the plane, watching those Marines. You gotta wonder what's going through their minds, knowing that they're on the plane that brought him home,' he said 'They will remember being on that plane for the rest of their lives. They're going to remember bringing that Marine home. And they should.' Second Place Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News The night before the burial of her husband's body, Katherine Cathey refused to leave the casket, asking to sleep next t
So You Want To Level Up, Eh?
My name is kins, and I am the best of giving out advice to people on the fubar. Your desire to level up and get more pointz is a common one, and there are a number of things you can do to increase your chances of levelling up. Below are ten easy steps to levelling up. Use them wisely! 1. Make friends! It sounds simple, and it is! Pick a person at random, from off of those moving people at the top, and on their profile page, click "add to friends". This sends a request to people to be on their friends list. People like flattery, so try including a comment about their profile in your request, such as "I see you like the music of Paul Simon. I too like the music of Paul Simon, will you be my friend?" The good part is, you don't even have to like the music of Paul Simon, this is just a lie. Not everyone will accept the request, but lots will. 2. Have lots of photos. More photos means more rates means more pointz. Also, if you wear less clothes in the photos, men will look
Delicious Beef Sukiyaki
* 20 slices of beef......... gently rolled * 2 sticks leek chopped * 2 tbsp spring onions chopped * 2 tbsp coriander chopped * 300g Chinese white cabbage (Cut into bite pieces) * 2 pieces of Tofu (choose the tofu that you like and cut to pieces) * 1 packet Shitake Mushrooms * 1 packet Japanese Glass noodles * 2 eggs beaten * Sauce: * 3 cups water * 1 cup soy sauce * 1 cup mirin (Japanese sweet rice wine) * 3 tbsp sake (Japanese cooking rice wine) * 2 tbsp sugar Directions 1. Cut all the ingredients accordingly and cleansed with water. 2. Combine all sauce's ingredients and bring to boil. 3. Add in the white cabbage and chopped leeks. 4. Now the steamboat is ready. 5. Start enjoying the dish! 6. *The beaten eggs are for you to dip in after dipping the beef slices into the soup.
Just One Please....
Please click on this picture and just rate it a 10. It will take you all of what? Five seconds? You CAN bid on me, too, if you'd like of course! :D Would really appreciate the pic rate tho! Thanks!
If You Say So
i keep hearing about people being "fake" lo's and lette's and people trying so hard to be something they are not... who is to say what someone is? who are you to judge if someone is worthy enough to be anything? i've come to notice the ones that are so quick to point a finger at someone calling them fake are usually the fake ones. i will say i am new to the whole juggalo family. i dont listen to icp around the clock, i dont own any icp parafanelia (sp?) but guess what? i'm fucking poor and dont spend money on myself period... so just because i dont have icp on everything i own does that make me less of a lette then you? to me being a lette isnt what materialistic things you have to show you are a lette or how many words to how many songs you know it is a way of life. accepting people for who they are. loving people even if they are a little fucked up. not judging people because they are differant!!! hello???!!!!! do ya'll not fucking pay attention? stop judging people and st
Bid On Me
plain and simple im up for bids in BABII'S auction fubucks, blasts, HH, and VIPs are also accepted want to own me for a month then BID heres the link now get of you @$$3S and BID LOTS OF LOVE
Want 2 Own Me
wanna try 2 win me. come check it out. Dj MAD~FU-BF 2 MAMASITA *MIJA*@ fubar
Jan 24, 2008
Jan. 24 2008 is quickly approaching and I cant wait the more time goes by the sooner I will be with Matthew. He makes me so happy that I can barely contain it. He is slightly possessive and a little jealous, but not too much, just enough to know that he loves me more than anything. After our three days of heaven, to which will never be long enough, we be working on our ultimate goal of him moving here,and when he does I am moving in with him, and setting my life to a routine, and focusing on getting Abby ready for school. Matthew and I plan on being together for the rest of our lives.. I love you Matthew, I will always be your HMT!
Lost Angels Times
Jan. 15th Doctor Visit...=)
Michael, my brother, had the day off, so he drove mom and I, and treated us to lunch after my doctor appointment...(my celebratory meal.)...we hadn't done that in a while...just the three of us, so that was really a treat for me. GOOD NEWS! wooohoooo!!! *take a big deep breath!* The doctor visit was great! Went over all my meds and he wants me to start weaning myself off of the hard diuretic (Lasix) and use it only as needed! That means I HAVE to be good with the sodium restricted diet! *ugh...* I think that's been the toughest part for me ~ I have no problem with the sugar restriction, but the sodium is so much harder to monitor...lots of fruits and veggies...less processed, ready to eat stuff since that's what is high in sodium. (grrr) He did, however, up my heart medication (Coreg), because my pulse is still high (92 when he checked it...he wants it A LOT lower). I'm sure that ADD-thang might have somethin' to do with it! *ha!* Exercise will help that as well...
People On Fubar Are Crazy!
Why are people on here crazy? They vote everyone 10s when some people look like 1s and leave rude comments on your mumm even though it is just a hypothetical question and I wanted some points...I wonder alot of things, so sometimes I wanna ask them dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol.
Thats Why Im Here Debbie
The Gift
I don't have much to give you in the way of material things. But then, I have never been a material person . . . so it wouldn't matter much anyway. I do have something to give you, though . . . and I hope you accept this gift with joy. I have chosen not to wrap it . . . I want it to be presented to you as pristine as can be. And anyway, decorations or wrappings would certainly ruin the effect. And so it is . . . that I stand before you . . . unclothed, but surprisingly, unashamed of my nakedness. You have already captured a piece of my heart, and you have captivated my soul. The only thing left for me to present to you is my very being . . . and I do that willingly, happily, and most of all . . . lovingly. Standing before you . . . watching your every movement . . . seeing the desire in your eyes for the very first time. I don't believe in all of my life, I have ever witnessed a moment as beautiful as this. Neither one of us can speak . . . and we are finding,
If I Kissed You Once
If I have kissed you once, I have kissed you 1000 times. Each morning as I arise. Each night as I drift to sleep. Each hour of every day. Each moment before it goes away. The kisses shared between you and I, Have many times reached the sky. As your lips part and anxiousness increases, Your heart pounds and breathing ceases. My lips leap to yours hungry for the taste. Sweetness drips from you to me As desire grows, my heart races. Inches apart seem as miles waiting. The miles increase as space shortens. Time appears to stand still. So close yet so far. When? Now, please now? Once more, 1001. Make it 2, so many more. Caressing ever caressing those Tender lips, each time as the first. If I have kissed you 1000 times, I would give them all away To make the dream a reality, And kiss you just once.
Help My Friend Nj Out Plz
Make Her The Next Godfather
She has a little over 1,500,000 to go. Help this amazing lady out. She is one of the nicest people you could ever meet. I know she will return the favor. So click on the link and go show her love. WILD@ fubar
I Am So Sorry Ya'll
I know I have not been around in a while and I am really sorry...*looks ashamed*. But I have been a bit busy. I wll however make more of an effort to check in more often ~_^ Later hotties!!
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Cranberry Gelatin Salad
INGREDIENTS * 1 (16 ounce) can jellied cranberry sauce * 1 (16.5 ounce) can pitted dark sweet cherries, drained * 10 1/2 ounces crushed pineapple with juice * 1 (6 ounce) package cherry gelatin * 2 cups boiling water * 1 cup chopped pecans (optional) DIRECTIONS 1. In a medium saucepan over low heat, melt the cranberry sauce. 2. Cut the cherries into pieces and add them to the melted sauce. Stir in the pineapple with its juice. Remove mixture from heat. 3. In a medium bowl pour the boiling water over the gelatin. And stir until all the gelatin has dissolved. 4. Add the gelatin mixture to the cranberry mixture and stir. Stir in the optional nuts. Pour into a 9x13 inch pan and chill until set.
Prayer's Needed
Battle Of The Dj's
SC@TTERS WORLD will soon be hosting a BATTLE OF THE DJs based on how many people in the Lounge for each DJ. I WANT TO WIN! So come on in to ~SC@TTERS WORLD~ & support you favorite DJ ~DJ MAGICMAN~ Only Playing in SC@TTERS WORLD ~ FREAKIEST LOUNGE ON FUBAR ~ Tune in to ~DJ MAGICMANS~ Show every Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Sunday 8PM-Midnight & Saturday Mornings from 8AM-Noon Click on my Pic to visit my show!
Poppie Lost His Mother . . .
Some of you know Poppie. Hes an awesome man. He just lost his mother. Please drop by to say hi and add him if hes not already your friend. Poppie@ fubar
Grasping At Ghosts
The smile of your face, the touch of your skin You broke my heart, where should I begin You walked down the isle, me at your side Now you run away from me, trying to hide I gave you my heart, all I could give You were my world, my reason to live I made my mistakes, you walked away I cried all nite, with nothing to say I cant take back what I have done I wont get to see my boy who isnt my son I had my chance, but I was too blind I am too far away, too far behind I would give all to you who I love the most But all I am doing is grasping at ghosts
A simple question burns inside... What do you want? I answer but the words fall short Why do you want it? The answer is so obvious... A burning flame thats waiting to be revealed The words never truly meant to be spoken Burn away the encasing Ashes left to bleed My heart beats...
Fifteen Ways To Avoid A Good Southern Ass Whuppin ...
Fifteen Ways To Avoid A Good Southern Ass Whuppin ... Issued by the Southern Tourism Bureau to ALL visiting Northerners, Northeasterners, Northwesterners, Westerners and Southwestern Urbanites 1) Don't order filet mignon or pasta primavera at Waffle House. It's just a diner. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day. Let them cook something they know. If you confuse them, they'll kick your ass 2) Don't laugh at our Southern names (Merleen, Luther, Tammy Lynn, Inez, Billy Joe, Sissy, Clovis, etc.) or we will just HAVE to kick your ass 3) Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda down here. Down here it's called Coke. Nobody gives a flying rat's ass whether it's Pepsi, RC, Dr. Pepper, 7-Up or whatever... it's still a Coke. Accept it. Doing otherwise can lead to an ass kicking. 4) We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you (e.g. Welty, Williams, Faulkner). We are also better educated and generally a lot nicer. Don't refer to us as a bunch of hillbillies o
Enjoy, Kids In Church
Enjoy, KIDS IN CHURCH 3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard pr aying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl repl
A Touch Unfelt
How can you ache and crave for someones touch, when you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, and the yearning grows more each day. I have never wanted anything in my life, as much as I want you. When you whisper such sweet love, In my ear when we talk. You make me melt into a puddle, of complete helplessness. You have become my every waking thought, And my every dream at night. I breath in so hard, Trying to catch my breath when we cant talk. I close my eyes so tight, Hoping when I open them you will be there. But I know I have to wait, Until the time is right. It seems so far away, That I think I am loosing my mind. I want to breathe in your sent, and keep it with me all day long. I want to taste your love for me, By kissing your sweet lips. I want to feel your body next to mine, So when you leave for a while I can hold on. I just want you to know, That I really do love you. When the day comes and we are together, You will always
I was thinking of us last night And the times we shared How good we were But now we are apart Yet we still have our Dreams For in our Dreams we are together Holding hands on the beach Talking all night under the silver moon Kissing and holding each other tight Dreams For no matter the distance Or the obstacle I will always belong to you For we are meant for each other not only in reality, but also in our Dreams
For Your Information - Energy Alert!
This is the latest Energy Alert from What's Up On Planet Earth. I thought some might want to read it, meditate on it, think about it, etc. Blessings! Greetings! We are yet in another stage before the imminent arrival of the new, but as always, it is a necessary part of the process before we can move into the reality of our wildest dreams. In this energy alert you will find information about: Why you may feel as though you are grieving, sad, tense, anxious, and fearful; What you are readying to match up to and why; The recession and why we will not be affected; When the new beginnings are actually due to arrive; The sorrowful ending of my marriage to Phil; A new excerpt from The Ascension Companion. In order to progress into a very new beginning, we first had to detox and let go of all the seemingly unpleasant purging and releasing we experienced in 2007. The long process of 2007 affected many of us deeply, and we needed a time to re
Family rules for joining the spirit levelers! >Don't join this family because you are in a contest >You cannot enter any contest for 30 day's after joining because of previous scheduled events. > You can't belong to any other bombing family can not be disrespectful to any family member ,treat them as you would want to be treated > You "MUST" have a salute and be a level 5 or higher,Be respectful to all other members,help all members when they are in contest or give aways,when you reach about 20.000 we will put you in a leveling pimp out so that everyone will come and blow your page up and level you fast!We are a "DRAMA FREE" family anyone found causing Drama will be removed at once "NO QUESTIONS ASKED" we will not put up with it!We ask that you repost our bulletins and check the home page daily for new blog postings,we are a bombing family as well so when asked to help out with some comments in a contest or give away please do so!So if you would like to join go to Spirit Levele
The Funniest E-mail I Have Ever Recieved.......
We always hear"the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said
The Best Of Fubar
imikimi - Customize Your World The greatest friends on fubar there the best and i couldn't ask for better friends So show them some love add fan rate crush if u would like there the greatest :D Heres there links click and show them that fubar love !!! G@Z= my brother the best one ever can be a pain but hes great got to love him!!! ~ G@Z ~@ fubar Dj.Baby Boy=Im his side kick hes great i love him so much woot woot kisses $DJ BABY BOY$ ~DJ FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & BOMBSQUAD~{ DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar James= A wonderful man one who is there no matter what tatooedjames@ fubar Dj.Slim=I djed with him inj ace and he was great alot of late nights we had lol DJ SLIM~~ MR. DONT GIVE A F**ASSNT MGR @TBR DJ@ACE CAFE ~~ FUHUSBAND 2 MOMMA@ fubar Goddess=Shes great need a friend this is her need someone to talk to its her shes wonderful Goddess Of Light@ fubar KENO=No words can describe how cool and amazing he is love him :D spank him with that love. KENO..KOs Ow
Snake Bite Radio Part 2
The Undead Wedding
The undead wedding. as the guest started to walk into the crypt for the wedding of the centry so un tradinal they can hardly believe it. the creepy organ music sent shivers down most of there spines not knowing what to expect. whoever heard of a wedding in a crypt a place of sorrow for most. and a happy place for few. people looking all around wondering what could be next. candles flickered in there scones on the wall. red velvet drapped the back of the chairs. the coffin in the next room. helped at erieness to the air. when the groom steped up to the alter all dressed in red with a black rose on his breast all turned there attention to the front. the cake sitting on the table to the left black icing replaced the white. as bats decorated the drink fountain. as crimson liquid spewed from the spout. instead of a bride and groom on the top of the cake. a vampire and vampress took there place. as the wedding march begain to play all heads turned to
Just Here
i really dont no how to feel right now i am just so confused i dont even no what to think school life lauren jon job i am stressed out like really bad i just wish i could talk face to face and talk shit out ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i am about to pull hair out fuck i hate this i hate being fucking single but i am going to be true to my word and not pull but it is hard to found something to talk about when all i think about is him. Everyone i talk to is like i told u so and i hate to hear that i just want someone to tell me what i want to hear ( he will came back and relize what he lost and will not want to let u go
Rip Bubba Shea
We're laying my brother, Bradley Shea, to rest today. He committed suicide Thursday night by over dosing himself. I've been very angry with him for being so selfish & very depressed as well. His two precious kids are struggling to come to terms with this; which only makes me angrier. Over the last year Bubba & I have grown further apart. His wife leaving him last year, the shop closing; it all just wore him down. Over the last few months he had gotten entangled in drugs & alcohol. We all tried to get him help but we failed. Thank you Jay & Steve for listening to me when I needed to talk. I know others would have loaned me their ears as well had I wanted to really discuss it. I just hadn't felt like it. My anger is slowly dieing & my heart aches beyond belief right now. ~*~Lizzy~*~
So Funny
NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND.... I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school district. Spellings have been left intact. 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him. 2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot. 3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33. 4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating. 5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out o ree and misplaced his hip. 6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. 7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. 8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. 9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. 10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He
Panic's Heart
icy fingers clutch at my stuttering heart as bony arms band across my chest can't breathe, heart pounding in the fleshless grasp of terror. gasping, retching, sucking in great whoops of air, too much, and yet i feel suffocated still, dizzy from too much too fast and still i feel the need to breathe faster too much, i'm drowning in air, fear snakes needles of ice through my veins on my tongue is bitter tingles of anxiety want to run need to hide have to fight ...what? nothing. absolute nothing. my hands shake and my soul feels displaced. the freezing gush pouring through my veins begins to slow. the constriction on my lungs eases and my breath comes a bit easier and my heart begins to slow it's steady gallop as i hold my breath to try and regain some control. the world stops whirling quite so fast and my heart resumes it's steady slow beating and the frozen skeletal grip releases it's hold for now. and exhaustion begins to set in mixed with a bit of relie
Shirmp Fritters
INGREDIENTS: * 1 pound medium to large shrimp, peeled & deveined * 1/4 stick butter * 1/2 cup chopped green onions * 1/4 pound fresh, sliced mushrooms * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/4 cup white wine * 1 Tablespoon cornstarch * 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce * Cayenne pepper (optional) * Fresh Parsley, chopped PREPARATION: Melt butter in skillet. Sauté chopped onion and sliced mushrooms over medium heat until soft. Add shrimp and cook, stirring occasionally, until shrimp turns pink, being careful not to overcook. Dissolve cornstarch in wine and add to skillet, along with salt, Worcestershire Sauce and cayenne, if desired. Stir over low heat until sauce thickens. Serve over thin noodles or rice. Garnish with chopped fresh parsley. Serves 4
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Please Go Vote For My Daughter
She is 14 and has already gone through the preliminary part of the poetry contest; she has to make it through to part 2. She is hoping to try to win a 10,000.00 scholarship for college. It would mean so much to her if you all would please vote for her in this contest... Please pass this along in blogs or bulletins; she don't have a whole lot of good stuff going on in her life at the moment. She has recently been diagnosed with epilepsy, and is taking that pretty hard. I would really love for her to win this. So please if you find itin your heart, take a few seconds to go vote for her.
Soul Mates
One day you will look into someone's eyes, and you will instantly know, that there is something special there, because you can see their soul within. You then feel your heart start to race fast, and then you wonder why. When it finally hits you and you realize it, you just looked into your soul mates eyes. You then feel like someone poured a warm bucket of water, over your head and your body starts to tingle all over. As you try to compose yourself you notice, that they are going through the same thing. You really start to talk to each other, and your words just don't come out right, because deep down your scared. After talking to each other you feel you like, you have known each other all your lives. Then you find yourself getting lost in the realization, that you can't be without this person, from this point on in your life. You will lose time sharing your thoughts and dreams, that are growing inside you every minute your together.
P.s To The Nsfw
This is also their rules for mumms MUMMs are NOT designed to promote yourself or anyone else, gain points, advertise an event or commercialized product, or promote racism, bigotry, hatred, or physical harm against any group or individual. MUMMs must also NOT contain inappropriate conduct, phone numbers and contact information, nudity, violence, or offensive subject matter, nor can it provide links to adult websites. Any use of PHOTOS or VIDEOS posted in the MUMMs must be appropriate and relevant to that MUMM, or the MUMM will be deleted. But yet there is a mumm that just posted...ASS... what she put in the mumm was a picture of her backside..she is clothed and wrote "Why is it that pictures of an ass will get waaaaaaaaaaay more points than a picture of a beautiful smile...or pretty eyes. Seriously I wana know....what attracts you to someone first? Would love some comments on this one! To me she is showing a suggestive part and her face is not in it..WELL BOUNCERS DO Y
Pregnancy At 35 Weeks
Your pregnancy: 35 weeks How your baby's growing: Your baby doesn't have much room to maneuver now that he's over 18 inches long and tips the scales at 5 1/4 pounds (pick up a honeydew). Because it's so snug in your womb, he isn't likely to be doing somersaults anymore, but the number of times he kicks should remain about the same. His kidneys are fully developed now, and his liver can process some waste products. Most of his basic physical development is now complete he'll spend the next few weeks putting on weight.
My Pimpout
Meet my Owner! I couldn't have asked for a better owner... Go show her lots of love!but not too much;) Sean's girl & Fu-Fiance to LSD's Shell~Co-Owned by Irishpunk & LSD's Shell@ fubar p.s. i love you andrea:P (repost of original by 'Sean....Andrea's Love:Da.k.a. IRISHPUNK CLUB F.A.R.' on '2008-02-01 17:11:58')
Come And Win Blood`n`gore
Why Men Are Scared Of Single Moms
So I mentioned my kid the other day. I have been raising my son alone since he was 5 months old. If you are hearing this for the first time and you are femaleI know what you're thinkingThis guy deserves a blow job from me right matter what my husband thinks. The funny thing about that is if we were talking about a female raising a kid by herself the stigma is totally different. She has "baggage." Having a child has NEVER stood in between me and meeting a woman. As a matter of fact it has helped. But could you imagine it being that way for a female? Why is it men are petrified of women with kids? Well, I know of course. And I am going to help you single mom's turn the corner so guys look at you. Stop wearing Disney clothes- Just because your kids like Mickey Mouse doesn't mean you have to dress like you work at a Disney Store. Your kids are the most important things in your lifebut they are not you. Your job as a mother will be no bett
Listen Up!!
Before we go any further ..lets get this straight...I love Fubar..I really do....But What made me leave last time..was all the freaks and assholes that come out of no where just trying to get off..and the point im gonna say this now... I am an Intelligent woman..In most cases more than you are...I dont need the bullshit and I dont want the bullshit..Ill pack it up and go instantly..gone..again for the final time. Do not ask me to add you or rate you or come to your fucking online club...If however I want to do this ..I will..I dont need the beggers....I am not here for relationships or an online fuck...I dont need this either... I am here...for conversation and have a little ..if your not looking for the same..DO NOT bother to come back to my profile!! You will be blocked!! Wow now that thats out of the way...To my friends..I LOVE YA...You know always will :)...TY
Fucked Up
Restless sleep is restless dreams, tossin...turnin, adrenaline rushin through my veins, thoughts invadin my mind, cant remember half of last night. It gets to me so much, i dont want it to be there. Cant change how i feel, cant change what i want. Got one more violation, any more and ill be fucked. If only there was trust, i can hope all i must, there still wont be just.
why is it when life starts going just the way Y/you want it to somebody always has to throw a curve ball and mess things up. two weeks ago, things couldn't have been better, i was spending as much time as possible with Master and then here came the curve ball. my cousin got let go again so now he is home all the time and man i don't have a moments piece now. every time i turn around he is right there. i have very little privacy to be on the computer. this time away from Master has made me realize just now much i crave Him. i crave the piece that He gives to me, the safty of His presence, His touch, His voice everything about Him. Just His scent would be enough to push me over the edge right now. These feeling are new in away because they are stronger then ever before. Master said that i would grow to crave Him even more and now i am starting to understand what He ment. my head feels as though it is swimming through a thick fog and the only light i can see is the light of a becon t
Bill Belichick: Sore Loser
On more than one occasion this year, Bill Belichick and the Patriots have run up the score on an overmatched opponent, and forced an opposing coach to sit there and watch his beaten team go through the motions while their heineys were being handed to them. But when the shoe's on the other foot, and Bill Belichick's team has been beaten, he can't sit there and take the pain for a few seconds. With :01 left on the clock, and his team just having failed on a last chance 4th down effort, Bill Belichick ran onto the field for a quick handshake, and then bolted for the locker room. Belichick's an important guy and everything, but I wasn't aware that the league had given him the authority to decide when games end. There's time left on the clock, his team's been humbled, outplayed, and lost their chance at history ... and Bill Belichick doesn't have the stomach to sit there and absorb the pain until the clock read 0:00. That's unsportsmanlike at best, disrespectful at least, and at

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