Like a rollercoaster haunted house
Like screaming screaming screaming at the
top of your lungs
of your lungs
Like time warps and photo negatives
Like that bad bad really bad
80's rock music
Like Toto meets Africa meets
Acapella meets the Earth Tones
Like flowered rainboots and
hot pink post its and flying moon monkeys
going midnight bowling with strobe lights
and godammit
it won't fit
it just won't fit
and it's like that fucking
89
or the lunch detention for chewing gum
Or fuck
it's that mindfuck
it's this fucking poem
This poem has officially
fucked your mind
Up the ass
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