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I Am 40
yep I am 40 today, feeling great feeling happy, feeling very naughty. But, I'm also saddened knowing that some of you guys out there are not going too see there life at this age. I'm talking about the girls and boys, sons and daughters, friends and relatives of the young people that were so brutally murdered in Virginia. here in the UK, I'm thinking of you guys and hope that events and circumstances will start to run a little smoother in the coming months.
Feel Love-lost And Joyless?
When people find a man or woman they love and want to spend all their time with, they often fool themselves into believing that their relationship will always be smooth sailing without any problems. The truth of the matter is that there are bound to be problems and issues in every relationship and the secret to a happy, fulfiling relationship is how you can work around those issues. If you and your partner are fighting very often and can't seem to rekindle your love, read on for helpful tips on how you can bring back the joy in your relationship. Blame game The first thing you need to stop doing is to blame your partner or yourself for things going wrong. If you are experiencing problems, discuss it and don't just get accusatory. You and your partner are only human, so don't think he or she will automatically know your issues. You voice them. And by voicing them it does not mean you start yelling or making snide remarks; it means you sit down and have a mature conversation.
yep thats it whatever.. number one rule people.. BE REAL
Will Anyone Notice I'm Gone?
Im moving. almost all the plans are set. I cant fucking wait. Theres just 1 problem. I feel like no one cares that Im leaving. All of my "friends" are so.. "mm yeah thats nice". I went out with my lifelong best friend tonight, and hes crushed, but he understands. He is happy I'm finally "escaping". I realized I had an impact on him, but did I with anyone else? If no one else gives a shit, then obviously I didnt do very well in this life.Or maybe, they just arent really my friends, and I have only 1 true friend. I dont know. Im confused. Fuck.
Home Based Business.. Bein A Sub-wholesaler
It Is What It Is.
Having the ability to accept things as they are no matter what the out come is a plus.
Not To All Tastes But
I like the "Bar tab" for alerts and some of the other changes just now...
Here's A Good One For You To Digest:
History According To Testicles.
To take an oath, ancient Romans put a hand on their testicles. That's where testimony comes from. True story. Cue the laughter. Sad that I have to make this NSFW purely because of the word TESTICLE.
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I saw myself there
Smokeless Cannabis
Smokeless" Cannabis Delivery System Found "Safe And Effective," Study Says San Francisco, CA: Vaporization is a "safe and effective" cannabinoid delivery mode for patients who desire the rapid onset of action associated with inhalation while avoiding the respiratory risks of smoking, according to clinical trial data to be published in the journal Clinical Pharmacology & Therapeutics. Investigators at San Francisco General Hospital reported that use of the Volcano vaporizing device delivered "efficient" doses of THC to subjects in a "reproducible" manner while significantly reducing their intake of gaseous combustion toxins, including carbon monoxide. Eighteen subjects participated in the six-day study, which was sponsored by the state of California and the Center for Medicinal Cannabis Research. "Vaporization of marijuana does not result in exposure to combustion gases, ... and [was] preferred by most subjects compared to marijuana cigarettes," authors concluded. "
I Knew He Looked Familiar...
An actor in 24 (the one who plays Jonathan Lennox)- yes, he's also a major character in NUMB3RS. Right. Should have caught that!
Survey Cuz Grape Ape Took It First
Common ladies, be truthful! 1. What color is your bra? Pink and kind of lacy 2. Do you ever lie about your age? No way, no one believes I'm 31! 3. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"? Guys who look tough (tats and piercings) but are sweet sensitive men. 4. Do you prefer blonde or dark haired guys? dark haired 5. Are you currently single? nope, happily taken! 6. How many things in your past do you regret? 1 8. Do you have a best friend? yes a couple of them 9. What do you want to be when you grow up? I'm as grown as I want to be.. And I'm doing what I love!! Making gourmet hand dipped fruits and goodies and shipping them all over the country!! You know the link is coming lol. Click it.. Or go to WWW.DIPPEDDELIGHTS.COM 10. Have you ever kissed two people in one night? yes 12. Who was the last person you hugged? Sean 13. Have you ever had your heart broken? yep 14. Have you ever thought about having plastic surgery? Hell
More Photots Coming Soon!
Coming this next weekend I will be doing more Photos for all my friends and fans! So please keep a close eye out and some new Photos will soon be here!!
On Fandom,follicles And Fetishes
Yea so my best friend and I were chatting online discussing the complexities of personal preferences. The ability to ignore what we prefer in a man is similar to scooping all the sand of the shore. The conflict rises as we are told by the wisest of the wise (My sister) that in order to attract true love one must be open to all types of men. "How can this be? If you like botak (means bald in malay) men then go for botak men. Why must you give yourself a headache over this?" my girl was rather adament about the fact that physical outlook matters as well as brains. "Just make sure that he doesn't have a follicle situation" We both laughed at the spontaneity but over ruled it with fear of karma hitting us with men who had receding hair lines. We were fans of bald men. We see it as a fetish. But do we over look the long haired one who has an educated mind and can stand on his own? Who lives and breathes passion every waking day of hise life? I guess its the ticking o
Saying Goodbye To A Good Friend
It hurts to say Goodbye, but it's something I have to do Tuesday afternoon. Because of another idiot driver, I lost a good friend last Thursday. John was the kind of guy who would go out of his way to help you or make things a little easier, and his life was taken by a senseless accident. When are some people going to learn? It is IMPOSSIBLE to stop 80,000 pounds of steel and rubber on a freaking dime!!! Now, because of an idiot, I have to say goodbye to a trusted friend, not to mention the only caregiver for a precious 87 year old lady. Please tell everyone you know that we truck drivers are only trying to make a living when we are driving down the road. We are at work and we simply CANNOT stop that big truck on a dime. If you were standing on the goal line (at a distance of THREE football fields) and I crossed over the other end, I would STILL hit you. Please give us some room. Don't suddenly stop in front of us. Don't enter our "safety zone" right in front of us
How'd They Know?
Amber -- [adjective]:Insatiable to the point of crazy 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at
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Daily Horoscope For Apr 23 - Gemini
An off-the-wall idea could indirectly add some snap to your romantic prospects. This is how the universe sends you suggestions, so pay attention to even the most outlandish ideas that cross your mind. You never know!
A Woman's Dream & Fantasy!!!!!!
A Woman's Dream & Fantasy He has the body of a GOD Eye's of an Angel Lips out of this world A mind oh so Intelligent And oh so Sophisticated He is so deep It takes a real woman to understand And comprehend His spoken and unspoken words Conservative is what he is He knows when to not speak just a mere look says it all A look that can drive a woman insane A touch that makes a woman quiver A skin so silky and smooth He is every woman's Dream and Fantasy If I could comeback as anything, I wish it would be his tears... I mean what more can one want Other than to be conceived In his heart, Born in his eyes, Live on his cheeks, And Die on his lips!!!
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The Oil Shortage Yes That Explains It‎
THE OIL SHORTAGE A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in ~~~ Alaska ~~~ California ~~~ Oklahoma and TEXAS ~~~ ~~~ Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC
How Can I Ever Change Things That I Feel?
Current mood: rejected Why couldn't you just love me?
Another One Gone
I was saddened to hear that one of my journalism heroes, David Halberstam, was killed in a car accident today. He wrote about a great deal of subjects, some historical, some investigatory. My favorite is "The Fifties" - a great book to read about the decade that defined our culture in so many ways. His work will be missed.
Wednesday - Day 1 Of Blogging Here
Thought it's about time that I joined the blogging band-wagon, to add a few random thoughts of my own. Well, why not? If anybody wants to say anything about what I say, then do please feel free to get in touch. I'll try to reply promptly, but can't always guarantee that. For a start, working three days a week in an internet-free office makes life complicated enough as it is, without keeping up-to-date with fans, friends or family or any other passers-by. There's another blog of mine on the go, which I started a year ago, to report on my three-week massive (well, it was to me) trip of a life time. 'Bout time I caught up on that as well. Any-old-how, yesterday was mixed: I scattered my dad's ashes, despite him having died 10 years ago, and although sad, I felt relieved that, at last, he's reunited with my mother. He told me he wanted them scattered - so they were: there's part of him in Ireland, Southern England, Germany, Sweden, Guatemala, France, and (symbolically
Goodbye Perky
This is my cat Perky He died yesterday at the grand old age of 19yrs which is equivilent is 133yrs our years. Has been in the family for 16yrs, so hence I miss him. Just seems strange putting down 1 dish of food instead of the usual 2. Gandy our other cat is missing him too. She keeps a look out to see if he comes home. He had a large tumour so I had him put to sleep with me holding him, tis a gutter I can tell you ;) He might be gone but never forgotten ;)
Things People Cant Say When There Drunkkk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK 1) Innovative 2) Preliminary 3) Proliferation 4) Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE -VERY- DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK 1) Specificity 2) British Constitution 3) Passive-aggressive disorder 4) Transubstantiate Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk: 1) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. 2) Nope, no more booze for me. 3) Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4) No kebab for me, thank you. 5) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? 6) I'm not interested in fighting you. 7) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. 8) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co- cordation. I'd hate to look a fool. 9) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. 10) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning
What Kinda Drunk Are You?
What's Kinda Drunk Are you?The Happy DrunkLet the good times roll! When you’re out drinking with your friends, you’re there to have a good time and nothing more. Isn’t that what drinking is all about? You’re a blast to be around when it’s time to celebrate; always the life of the party. Who wouldn’t want to drink with someone who’s always cheerful and up for a good time? In your case, alcohol is not a depressant because in the midst of total drunken bliss, you always manage to fill the night with a whole lot of fun and laughter.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
For My Love This Is Soo True
Untitled Poem
This is a poem I wrote a few nights ago about how the man that is my husband, makes me feel most of the time. Everywhere I turn there is a shadow that falls over my head. I can't see where I am going and it's scaring me to death. Hold me close and keep me safe Tell me everything is okay. Something in me is screaming screaming to get out. I don't know what it is, or where it came from. It washed over me like a tide wave. Crushing my chest, making it hard to breathe. Take this pain away from me. Pain in my heart, is worse than any other pain I could ever feel. Though pain is what i feel when you are around. You say you love me, but you always leave me. You leave me alone and cold Wondering when you will be back. I feel I have lost you, and if I have then you have lost me too. You can't make me happy anymore, So I think I should go. Go in search of somthing better, something new and exciting. To make myself happy!
Depression Is An Evil Seed....
Trying out and conquering my fearless flight, Only to find out I'm afraid of the night. I spread my wings in fear they maybe clipped, And in a dark well I have slipped. Further and deeper I descend, Only to find the bottom~ but there's no end. Answers to the questions don't come, No questions to the answers I give~ I feel so dumb. Depression is not a situation at hand, It is a disorder that not all understand. So if you see me sitting in the dark of a well lit room, Don't be afraid to comfort the gloom. A smile, a hug is all I might need... For depression is an evil seed. Written 4/26/07
What Ever Happened To My Country?
Ill start off with an appology to you the reader. This is perhaps the first thing Ive written since highschool. I am a 28 yr old man, Born here, raised here and ill probably die, here When I was a young boy, I can remember a few events that perhaps some people do not remember or perhaps were not born during. I went to a catholic school outside of Boston Ma, I can remember the feeling of excitement and fear of Gorbachev (former leader of the Soviets, Our enemy) and Reagan (our President)meeting in Iceland . I can remember all of us watching it on Tv and being asked to pray , and with my little hands and with all of my heart I did pray. I can remember the Soviets, I can remember our fear of their bombs, and I can remember our project and large parking lots having signs for fallout shelters. This may sound as ridiculous as our parents telling us about when they were in school they did bomb drills, But this is my Story... I am an American, I am also a former i
April 25, 2007 At 03:22 Pm Edt
Maria gave us another scare last night. Around 7-8 Maria stats stared to go WAY down because the blood in the PDA tube start to clot. The nurses gave her some blood thinners and within a couple of minutes she was fine. She is still doing ok and looking better then she did. The doctors took her off the meds that make her heart regulate and they also took her off some oxygen she's been doing pretty good on her own. She's also opening her eyes more and moving her hands and feet a little. They are looking towards closing her chest on Friday. So far today everything is good. We well keep you all posted.
Guess What!?!?!?
... my pics made it past the first application process of SUICIDE GIRLS!!!!! yeah, thats right. my looks ARE good enough. I feel like doing the happy dance right now.
Someone Help Me Plz
i created a morph but how what do i save it as and how do i put it on here? any help would be great thx!
My Grandma Part 13
Ok here is what is going on.. The patches for my grandmas pain is not working so they put her back on the box so she won't be in so much pain.. It really sucks, that I have to have some space on my own I am looking for my own place so If I don't answer for any one that is the reason why but it will take up to 6 mouths to fine a damn place. I told my case worker that I don't have time to wait for 6 mouths I have to have a place to live now.. So I am doing what I can and I am staying strong too.. I will give you all more updates on my grandma soon ok.. Virgo24
Confidence In Chaos
“Confidence in CHAOS” Zoe Elmore, Proverbs 31 Speaker Team Member Key Verse: Jeremiah 17:7-8, “Blessed are those who trust in the Lord, They are like a tree planted along a riverbank, with roots that reach deep into the water. Such trees are not bothered by the heat or worried by long months of drought. Their leaves stay green and they go right on producing delicious fruit.” (NIV) Devotion: I’m sure we all have our own definition of chaos. The North American dictionary defines “chaos” as “a state of complete disorder and confusion.” I have friends whose morning routine of getting their families dressed, fed and out the door on time is an example of chaos. Maybe your work environment qualifies as chaos, or perhaps entertaining your grandchildren would more accurately define chaos for you. Whatever your definition, I’d like to change our perspective on the word “chaos.” Over the last two years my family has experienced: my husband’s job being eliminated; my 94-year-old mot
My Final Words
I hear your cries As I spread my wings To the night skies The sorrow angel sings A song of our bittersweet love Only to be torn apart By the forces of above I give you now, and forever, my heart Even now as I lie in your arms My soul is rising to the gates Lost to all the earth’s harms The life we shared destroyed by fates Do not fear for me my love For I go to a better place Higher than the day’s sky blue Finally to see the creator’s face Alas, my breath is slowing fast Your eyes brimming with salty tears Along the path is our joyous past You hold on tighter, giving into fears The beating of my heart is ending The life in me is draining away I can see my judgment pending As your grip upon me begins to sway With these words, I bid my farewell The loves of the heaven’s reach Is whispering that this is my place to dwell Until you my one, will make the breach Between the border of life and death The sweet song of the birds Fail to cover with my last breat
What Sesame Street Personality Are You ?
You Are Ernie Playful and childlike, you are everyone's favorite friend - even if your goofy antics get annoying at times. You are usually feeling: Amused - you are very easily entertained You are famous for: Always making people smile. From your silly songs to your wild pranks, you keep things fun. How you life your life: With ease. Life is only difficult when your friends won't play with you! The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
Bored And Hungry
yeah i'm like totally bored. :( i've eaten like 4 cheese sandwiches today. i think i'm going to run some miles tonight. not sure how many and not sure where. probably outside. in a pink skirt.
An Inspiring Note
Sometimes people come into your life, and you know right away that they were meant to be there - to serve some sort of purpose, to teach you a lesson, or to help you figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be - possibly your spouse, neighbor, professor, long lost friend, or ever a complete stranger. And some times things happen to you that may seem horrible, painful, and unfair at first, but in reflection you find that without overcoming those obstacles you would have never realized your potential, strength, willpower or heart. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness, and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, whatever they may be, life would be like a smoothly paved, strait, flat road to nowhere. It would be safe and comfortable, but dull and utterly pointless. The people you meet who affect yo
First Blog
this is my first blog checking it out help me out i need some points so that i can and some photos
Doggie Hotel Coming Soon To Your Town?
Good Morning a Tuesday morning May. Sounds like a song…Just a morning in May… I can’t think of the artist or the title but I remember the melody, oh well makes no difference. How ya doing? I put a few pictures up in myboomers .com of Mandy and some friends prior to Prom. The Prom pictures themselves and Amanda and Patrick her boyfriend who was also crowned the King of this years Prom along with various other shots well those will have to wait. I may throughout the week change them in there with some shots at the house and the kids at the prom but for now all is mute because my internet connection is once again down at work. So when this missive / blog will go out will be anyone’s guess. So enough on prom I am sure Coloma’s was one of the first proms as I hear it and others will follow perhaps someone you know will be having one soon. So on to Tuesday’s tirade. My shout goes out about the doggie hotel I dug up the other day. Oh yeah, it has to be the only one of its kind. Noooooo it’s
Poem: The Honor To Say
I don't know what, to really say to, someone's else's Mother.. LOVE is very important, on this special day, and that's on the 13th of May.. YOU and to all Mother's, hold a special place, in my heart and I want, the honor to say HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.. Sign: Raymond Starns dated:5/98
I'm off to the doctor about my broken foot. Fun. *cross your fingers for me to get good pills!*
10 Things Women Should Know About Men
1. Don't think you can ever change a man… unless he wears diapers. 2. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 3. If he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may be, you look familiar." 4. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions. 5. Men are all the same… they just have different faces so you can tell them apart. 6. Go for young men… they never mature anyway. 7. Never let your man's mind wander… it's too little to be let out alone. 8. If they put a man on the moon… they should be able to put them all there. 9. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was clean. 10. Women don't make fools of men… most of men are the “do-it-yourself” type.
Poem: The Angel In Us Can Fly
I sit on my perch and sing this, song to all the birds that are free. Hopeing they will listen and take, heed to each and every word I say. Obey the LAWS wherever you may live, and keep GOD'S WORD in your heart. Raise your CHILDREN right and bring, them up knowing our LORD JESUS CHRIST. Doing all that is GOOD and not BAD, is the only way we will be WINNER'S. So remember our wings that us BIRDS, have is for and IMPORTANT REASON. Just don't go looking for SATAN because he's trouble for us BIRDS. He wants OUR WINGS and us BIRDS, to fall with him in the end. SATAN has no love for you and I, but JESUS does and would never, take our wings. GOD gave us a SOUL, and SPIRIT for us birds to keep, and when we all see his son, JESUS the ANGEL in us can fly... Sign: Raymond Starns Dated:9/99'
The Wooden Bowl
A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and4 yr >oldgrandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and >his step faltered. > >The family ate together every night at the table.But the elderly >grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas >rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk >spilled on the tablecloth. > >The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must >dosomething about father," said the son. "I've had enough of his spilled >milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor." > >So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather >ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather >had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl! > >When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction, sometime he had a tear >in his eye as he sat alone. Still, the only words the couple had for him >were sharp admonit
Color Me...
Color me delusions from any hue or shade except from gray or black with their blue tinged madness color me a streetlight with daylight rays instead of urine yellows or broken glass voids color me a whore without a rock craving in her mind color me delusions a different shade of night
*~courage & Wisdom
From caring comes courage, We might add that from it comes wisdom. We are as one and can only be as one with all the thoughts in the world we have enough courage and wisdom to make happen what needs to be done and see that we can over come what ever need to do to be who we are in this day in life of time.... My caring and wisdom come from one person that told me last night that things will work out and things will come to an end when good things happen to all those who wait....Also with that he made me see that he is a strong man and no matter what is tossed his way he is standing there at my side and makeing sure that everything is taken care of and that he loves me for all that i am and who i am. He has given me the understanding and the strength to fight for it all and i thank him for that and he has given me all his love that i take deep in my heart, mind, body and soul and carrie with me for the day i die..... ~*Courage & Wisdom*~ Caring is courage and my coura
Life Goes On
You came into my life at a time when I was at my lowest. You brought with you a glimmer of hope and happiness which no one has matched in decades. Through your support, I sought help which made life easier to deal with. Our talks helped me to again realize that I am a survivor. There is a comfort in your presence and I am not afraid. A feeling of peace envelops me. You asked me to dance and I held you tight. I came to care deeply for you. Now you say you are leaving. I know that your heart desires to go back But even though I wish you the best, My heart cries out "Don't Leave Me Please!" I will miss you my friend. Your understanding and love will always be remembered. Take care my friend. When you ever wish to come back, I will be right here waiting for you.
Phone Call
Hello God, I called tonight To talk a little while I need a friend who'll listen To my anxiety and trial. You see, I can't quite make it Through a day just on my own... I need your love to guide me, So I'll never feel alone. I want to ask you please to keep, My family safe and sound. Come and fill their lives with confidence For whatever fate they're bound. Give me faith, dear God, to face Each hour throughout the day, And not to worry over things I can't change in any way. I thank you God, for being home And listening to my call, For giving me such good advice When I stumble and fall.. Your number, God, is the only one That answers every time. I never get a busy signal, Never had to pay a dime. So thank you, God, for listening To my troubles and my sorrow. Good night, God, I love You, too, And I'll call again tomorrow! P.S. Please bless all my friends andfamily too
Old Poem
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a crap.
Lol Since I Dont Blogg Too Much
Thats right , pretty much a once in a life time deal here,, you get to hear ME ME ME (LOL) LIVE on the air RIGHT NOW till when ever I go to bed. So tune in and show me some loving winamp at and give me a vote keep the music flowing till roughly 11:30pm EST Midnight when I play the hottest sex show you have ever heard, so tune in and vote vote vote,, and yes Im taking requests and Im in the After Shock Radio 247 CT Lounge
Five For Five Is Donating!!!!!
The band Five for Fighting is generously donating $.49 to Autism Speaks each time the video is viewed. The link:
Were Are All My Friends And Family A Friend Needs Help
Hey Everyone!!
hi friends and fans. rate me, fan me, commenent on my pics!!
Sip The Vodka, Don't Gulp
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.” So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: Sip the vodka, don’t gulp. There are 10 commandments, not 12. There are 12 disciples, not 10. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was
Trying To Sale
I've been trying to sale my crafts for years. I hardly get a sale at all. Twice now ive had people want my favorite craft item of all time. But nither of them ever actually sent me the money. Its starting to make me mad. So, now the first one to contact AND actually send me $10 for this item will get it. First come first serve. Im not holding this item for anyone anymore. The first person to say they want it and send me the money gets the item.
Fat Fucks The Return
What You Guys Think Of A Happy Hour Contest??? Corvette Giveaway....
Comment bombing who ever has most gets the vette? Who actually reads my blogs? Its an idea running thru my head. I never officially had a contest...Anyone, interested?
Well guys like I said in another blog, this is gonna be a long year. I found out today that I need back surgery from that car accident last year, but I will not let this get me down. I have my faith and I have my God and most of all I have you my true friends and family by my side. I will keep you posted on the date of this. Gotta luv the suspenseful wait of the hospital to call you with the date. Anyway much luv peeps.
Angel--judas Priest
A Fantasy Is A Fantasy, Right? Part 4, 5, & 6
chapter 4 Now some ya'll thinking, "ok, this story is taking too long and is slow" well, those who wait always get the best ! So, go get a beer or wine and sit down for a good reading. If you want a wham bam! Thank you Ma'm - not here. Jon was a patient man, James was getting antsy. Jon reminded him that " you will never want to do this with anyone after her!" ( we all know that when we had that one who made us faint, scream so loud, the neighbors called the cops, from an orgasm-that experience never happens twice, some have yet to experience it) So time went by, oh, two months. Tami was being seduced by twom men at the same time. One or the other seemed to show up at her home just to say hello or to talk for a short while- Jon would caress her hands, or kiss her in such a way that shook her very womanhood to the foundational belief that a man, who could kiss like that could move mountains. She felt , when he held her, time stood still.
Quote Of The Day
Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. Edgar Allan Poe
Please Come See Me!
I'd love to find out how our site works for us Flames. Would you please come see me at and register! We have full profiles and email, and I'd like to see if you can reach me! We just opened the site, and I'm anxious (as are the other Flames) to get fan mail! It's free, and I'm needy...what else can a man want? How does BEER, BABES and BARBECUE sound? Muahz Tiffany
You Should Be Hung!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. > > The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, > > "You should be hung!" > > I took a drink from my can of Bud Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. > > That's why she cuts the grass."
Just because you can This day is not happening to you. It is happening through you. The way you see the world does not merely affect what you think and feel about all that is going on. The way you see the world determines how the world will be. Your thoughts are not just momentary flashes that disappear once you are finished with them. They are powerful forces that give energy and direction to life. The events and situations that come your way are not just random occurrences. There is a reason why you have put yourself in a position to experience them. The things that are possible are the things that you imagine and expect to be possible. Raise your imagination and your expectations to new levels, and the world follows right along. This day is happening because you are here to live it. Make it truly grand and exquisitely beautiful, just because you can. -- Ralph Marston
Well, It Finally Happened
he is gone. he left about an hour ago to go up to the unit and then they are leaving out in a few hours.
God Okays Marijuana Use.
Yes, it's true. Although most Christians would like to say it's not so, the Bible states that it is, indeed, true. The King James version says And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat. Now...since it is clear, in black and white, exactly what God said...and since freedom to practice your religion is protected by both Canada and the United seems pretty clear cut that... Pot Smoking Is LEGAL! All one needs to do is point this little flaw out in the so called laws of man... and whoalla! So... lets all help those poor ignorant people who don't know the truth... and free ourselves just a little bit more. These are my thoughts... not necessarily those of the managment of this site, country, planet, or anyone completely sane... but they work for me. :)
Kids Explain Angels
I only know the names of two angels: Hark and Harold. Gregory, 5 Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it. Olive, 9 It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes. Matthew, 9 Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else. Mitchell, 7 My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science. Henry, 8 Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from holy cows. Jack, 6 Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The basic message is where you went wrong before you got dead. Daniel, 9 When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado. Reagan, 10 Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose
New Subbies
I actually like the newbies for the most part. I like not having to fix other " Dom's" mistakes or not having to retrain.... Thanks again Sir Critter and babydoll My biggest fear is a novice sub who discovers this lifestyle, especially if it's been a long hidden desire, and acts on it too quickly, especially with someone who hasn't earned her trust. They tend to put themselves into situations and "settle" for Doms that don't have their best interests in mind. Please, if you don't hear anything else I say... SLOW DOWN. Learn more about what it is you're looking for. It's not enough to decide you're submissive. There are different techniques, styles, patterns, beliefs, and thinking on it. The trick isn't finding a Dom, the trick is finding a Dom that has similar interests and expectations. The answer to all these questions is the same ... sometimes. To me, D/s is a sensual act, and most often includes sexual activity. I don't want to sound like Bill Clinton, but it doesn't
Confessional What does one do when their mind takes a detour away from the common norm What can I do if I sit on my ass waiting for any thoughts to form Where will I go can I hide away from this repeating nightmare? How can I know if I sinned in this life if God doesn't tell me the Devil might...
Sweets For The Sweet
What a crap life! I mean really!!! I never have enough dough to pay the baker and someone is forever chasin my bread!!! Got a savin grace though, My ol' man. He is some kinda treat! No matter how much I have melted, he still want's to lick this popsicle! Gotta give it up for the true sweet tooths! A man that makes a commitment to hard candy ice cream and still loves the soft serve years later, now THAT is a man!
Totally Chocolate Chocolate Chip Cookies
Totally Chocolate Chocolate Chip Cookies Twelve cookies, one pound of chocolate chips -- a good ratio for any chocoholic. Whip up a batch for Mom, or beg the gang to make some for you. Happy Mother's Day! Credit: Big Fat Cookies by Elinor Klivans Servings: 12 huge cookies Ingredients: * 2 2/3 cups (16 ounces) semisweet chocolate chips * 1 cup unbleached all-purpose flour * 1/4 cup unsweetened Dutch-process cocoa powder * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, slightly softened (for about 30 minutes) * 1/2 cup packed light brown sugar * 1/4 cup granulated sugar * 1 large cold egg * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract Directions: Position a rack in the middle of the oven. Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F. Line two baking sheets with parchment paper. Put 2/3 cup (4 ounces) of the chocolate chips in a heatproof container or the top of a double boiler and place it over, but not touching
Godsmack - Keep Away
(Verse 1) Sickness spilling through your eyes Craving everything that you thought was alive, yeah Stab me in my heart again, ah yeah Drag me through your wasted life, are you forever dead (Hook) Do like I told you Stay away from me Never misunderstand me Keep away from me (Verse 2) Twistin' everything around that you say, yeah! Smack me in my mouth 200 times every other day Rag me, I don't hear you anymore, not yet Find out what it means to me, I don't know who you are (Hook) Do like I told you Stay away from me Never misunderstand me Keep away from me Do like I told you Stay away from me Never misunderstand me Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Oh! (Verse 3) Draggin' on so lonely, aren't you tired baby? Yeah! Breathing life into your lungs are you immune to me? Ahhh! yeah yeah yeah yeah! (Hook) Do like I told you Stay away from me Never misunderstand me Keep away from me Do like I told you Stay away from me Never misun
My Feelings
I can't help it, it's not by choice, my heart beats faster, my knees get weak, my stomach hurts & I can hardly breathe and each & every moment feels brand new, I just can't help it I'm crazy for U!
These Things Are Startin To Scare Me.....
Start rethinking your attitude toward a situation that you thought was on its way out; it might be renewed. The stars say your creative juices are flowing and you'll know how to solve the problems that stymied you before.
This Is How I Feel
"Like a lot of folks in this state I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check? I have to pass one to earn it for them. Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ass. Could you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check????? zz
Greywolfs' Time.............
He came in the room quietly even though she heard the door shut. She knew that the breathing that she heard was his because of the sounds that he made. She was on her knees in the fetal stance as was requested by her master. She had her blind fold on, that was on the list of things to do when she got home that afternoon. All, the sudden she heard him say "MY pet I am glad to see that you can obey as I requested in my list of things that I left for you today." He had told her this morning that there would be a list and she knew that she had better do it to the exact as he ask. She was only dress in a thong which she knew that he loved. He then walk to her and tilted her head uncovered her eyes where he could she her face and he gave her gentle kiss. He then look her in the eyes and said look at me my pet. You are in store for one hell of a night and as he said that he had a sheepish grin on his face. Then pulled her blind fold down. He told he to crawl over to the bed
A lot of things can happen to your home in a dream. It can be built or purchased, destroyed by the weather or war, or conquered or overrun by invaders. Most dreams about homes occur when there is transition, instability, or significant growth occurring in waking life. A home overrun is often reflective of instability in the dreamer's relationship to the world. Feeling overwhelmed is not unusual. However, if overwhelmed is the chronic condition of your life, then being overrun by a particular sort of person or animal may reflect the source of waking anxiety. The home destroyed may come with geographic relocation, financial pressures, death, or divorce. In these dreams, the home is being pulled apart or somehow losing its ability to provide safe haven. If this dream is occurring in your life, it is worth looking at what influences are stressing your life and the effect they are having on your waking life. A home built is an expansive view of what is happening in your life. Perhaps
when i sit and think about how life progresses, the on,y thing i could come up with, is that there is no true constant. people come and go, emotions are unstable, society tends to look down upon its inhabitants. nothing is ever as it seems to be and never shall be again.
Just Wanted You To Know...
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi
This Means The World To Me
plz this means the world to me! please vote on this mumm my hubby put up ty so much !
Next Installment
Yep, you've got's the next installment of More Useless Products!!!! Butt Paste...yeah, all it's for is for diaper rash, just like Desitin, but...BUTT PASTE? With a cartoon baby just a-pickin' and a-grinnin' on the box??? If you're gonna call it that, then why don't you put a pic of a fat middle-aged man in a diaper and bonnet on the box.... This little number is a couple shelves away down from the Butt Paste: Hem-Swabs! Yep, little medicated sticks to stick up your ass...great, just great. Put them with some KY jelly and you've got a gay man's weekender package! The 12 Drug at home drug test. This tests for 7 illicit drugs and 5 prescription drugs. Illicit drugs? That sounds more like an extramarital about torrid drugs? Hot steamy drugs? Curl-your-toes drugs? Anyhow, I'm readng the package and the directions include: 1. Obtain sample---ok that's easy enough, little plastic cup is included---2. Place lid on cup and sit on leg
Tomtom Want A Be Obituary
What is your Sexual Obituary? With gusto, TomTom died while in the sack with five newly pledged Nuns, with a Budweiser saying “who’s your Daddy”. One Nun was quoted as saying, “he would have been the perfect Father”.TomTom will be terribly missed by his pet and five Nuns needing a Father. 'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at
Game Rules And What U Need To Do
ok guys been gettin alot of question on what this game is and what yall need to do sad thing is i cant tell u because then ppl could cheat and i want this a fun honest game :) no cheating but i will tell u that it is a hunt. and in NOWAY benifits me at all. so i dont get any points for this like most ppl do when u do pic contest :) so sing up and let me know whos in :)
The Results
okay so my throat is pretty sore...and here are the results..longitudinal furrows with increased congestion and ringed appearance suggestive for eosinophilic esophagitis..just waiting on biopsy results to confirm then i will go on steroid therapy for 4 weeks.....and then have to figure out what allergen is causing my esophagus to i am going back to bed cuz i am still a little woozy from the drugs....
Always Drink Upstream From The Herd.
Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following: 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works. 4. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 5. Always drink upstream from the herd. 6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. 7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. 8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves. 9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. 11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whol
Hitman Name
Ernie VegasPeople Iced:Eighty FiveCar Bombs Planted:ElevenFavorite WeaponBowling BallsArms Broken:ThirteenEyes Gouged:TwentyTongues Cut Off:NineBiggest Enemy:The Tooth PullerGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME
Autumn Fires
How bright the bonfires of my childhood days As summer drifted deeply into fall! The chill, the burning leaves, the fragrant haze Made this the most enchanting time of all. We dipped dry sticks into the hungry fire And leaped, and split the quiet with our screams. Small, earth-kissed gypsies in ragshag attire, We were knee-deep in life and leaves and Dreams. Leaf flame-wind tousled gypsies-flimy skies- I view this scene as one who stands apart. A drift of pungent smoke still smarts my eyes- (Or can a childhood memory twist the heart?) The leaves, the scarlet flame, the haze-soft sun, And youth’s bright, blowing dreams all blur, as One.
Ummmmm ....
Some day, if I play my cards just right, I just may end up with a normal, stable sleeping pattern ... what am I saying, that'll never happen. LOL Sorry, morning stupids are kicking in and I felt the need to write a weird, pointless blog entry. Nothing to see here, move along.
50 Ways To Raise Hell At Your Campus Computer Lab
50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt. 2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you. 3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour. 4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly. 5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with. 6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again. 7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk. 8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret
Some Real Ass Shit
I should start being more selfish. For years I've been everyone's friend, confidant, guardian, protector, etc but rarely have people asked me: "What can I do for you? What do you need?" Or have told me: "I appreciate you," "Take a break." So real talk fuck that shit. What you gone do for me?
Thie Is Great
i just took a survey on cherry and got 10,000 points and bumped up to level7 cherry Get More at
Fat Girls Need Love(me Included!!!)
A Weeks Pain
Mondays slow Tuesdays same Wednesday worst Thursdays a pain Fridays the best Saturdays more Sundays rest For Mondays galore
Upcoming Trip
Hey! Just wanted to warn you all that I will be off CherryTap pretty consistently for two weeks starting Saturday, May 26th. I will be in Oregon for nine days, visiting friends, and will be checking in once a day *at most* (and not staying). So I probably won't return love, keep track of new photos, blogs, etc. like I normally do. From June 4th to June 10th, I will be back online but still more sporadically, because I will be in Chicago visiting my family. And I have actual real life evening plans if things work out (meeting up with a couple people) so will hopefully have better things to do with my time than sit online in my sister's basement, feeling lonely. :) I hope you'll all miss me!
June 22nd @ Trexx Night Club
this is sad to say that i've been in more relationships than dates. i don't know how to or look for a date. i've always done my searching online and i've never been with anyone that i didn't meet off the net. i don't konw how to find a date and i somewhat know how the few first dates are supposed to go. if any one would like to give me some advice or something feel free to. I hope whoever reads this has a good day/night Jon
Summer Vacation
School is over for the summer, so I'm back in NJ for the month, then I'm going to Maine till the middle of augest.
Who's fault is it? When everything you want gets taken away Who's really there, all your freinds leave you abandond and cold on the street or in a hole, What is going on? What is truth of fact? What is only a fake? Eyes in lies i lay underneath, disect me, crucify me, fires scortch my skin as i lay underneath, consuming pain i can't feel anymore, numbing cold is white hot, and scrotching heat is ice blue, betrayed, delayed, only in these days, i find my self alone and i see it in her face, the power beneath me forces through, jealousy takes my mind, trembling i wait, in disapearing hope, i raise the oceans, to finish what i wanted to start, i lost you...
Hangin' In There... Barely.
Ok, so... if you've been watching... you may have noticed I have not been around much lately. When I do come on... it's usually just for a few minutes at a time. I've been working a lot lately. those 10 hour days are pretty nice when every weekend is a 3 day weekend, but at the same time, it doesn't leave me much time to do things off hours. All I mean to say is... sorry if I'm not the CT junkie I usually am... things are just sort of picking up in my life and the internet is paying the price for it.Ken
Have You Ever _________ With Your Top 8?
Don’t change your myspace top 8! - Fill the people in below! - Answer the questions truthfully! 1.August 2.Jeff 3.Shawn 4.Brock 5.Rachel 6.Leah 7.Ron 8.Lance 1. Have you ever danced with number 3? No 2. Where did you meet number 6? I've known her since I was a baby. Our parents were friends 3. Have you ever gotten drunk with number 4? yes 4. Has ..2 ever been to your house? yes it's my boyfriend 5. Has number 1 ever seen you naked? yes it's my best friend 6. Have you ever gone shopping with number 7? no 7. Have you ever seen 5 in a bra? yes 8. Have you ever met 1’s family? yes 9. Do you know 8’s middle name? yes I hope so it's my brother 10. Have you ever eaten anything in front of 6? yes 11. Do you trust number 2? yes 13. Have you ever fought with number 1? yes 14. When was the last time you talked to 5 in person? Christmas when I went to visit 15. Are any of your top 8 family? yes 16. Who makes you laugh the most? Jeff 17.
Gradmother The Earth
...Grandmother the Earth. That power is here all the time. It is continuous, and nobody controls it." There are certain powers that the human being has no choice but to obey. We cannot negotiate or barter with this power. Our choice is either to conform or to live out of harmony. Whatever our choice, it will be the end result in our lives that we notice. So it is with the powers of the Earth which produce life. The Earth has the life force power. If anyone plants a seed, the seed will grow. The Earth treats everyone equally. The human cannot interfere, only obey. We should all show great respect for the Earth and Her powers. Great Spirit, today, let me honor and respect the power of the Grandmother, the Earth. Man"not-so"kind learned about the powers of the earth a long time ago. Man has harnessed the plutonium and uranium for bombs of mass destruction or Murder in the name of God. The balance of this earth is equal. Good and
In Memory Of.....mildred Graham
A most beloved and blessed woman passed on this day. She was very much a mother figure in my life and she will be sadly missed. She was a friend, a mom, a wife, a grandmother, a great grandmother and someone who would lift you up when you were down. Her laughter was the most beautiful noise you could hear. A belly laugh with a huge smile to go along with it. Through my life, she inspired me to use my voice in a way that touched the hearts and souls of many. Through the gift of song, we would sing and add a bit of happiness to someone who once felt alone. We inspired those in jails, in hospitals, nursing homes and those forgotten on the streets. She had a huge heart that will never be forgotten. I ask for all those whom read this please keep her family in your thoughts and prayers, as this is one of the hardest times they shall ever have to endure. Thank you for your compassion and love's care.
My Emotiomal I.q.
Merritt, your Emotional IQ score is: 144 The above chart shows where you fall on the Emotional IQ scale compared to others. You scored higher than 99.8% of other test takers. Your Emotional IQ measures how well your emotions guide you towards smart decisions. In fact, increasingly, researchers are pointing to Emotional IQs as better indicators of overall success in life than traditional IQ tests alone. Healthy relationships and flourishing careers are impossible without interacting successfully with others. Even someone who possesses a genius Intellectual Quotient (IQ) can miss out on the wisdom that comes from understanding another human being. What makes Tickle's Emotional IQ test more comprehensive than others, is that we structured the test to actually isolate different interpersonal skills and how well you use them to your benefit. As such, each of your scores on the 4 emotional intelligence dimensions, Perception, Expression, Empathy, and Emotiona
Bringin Out The Friends!!! ;)
Ok, so if you read my last blog you know that I am just stoopidly in love with my baby, Jamie. She rocks my whole world and makes everything about me better. We're entered in this "Best Cherry Couple" contest. I'm sure my older friends are shaking their heads and laughing at me thinking of all the stuff I always said about contests in the past. lol Well I told you...Jamie makes me better and now I like contests, so nyah, nyah. :P Anyway, we're doing pretty well in this and I know we're gonna win, but if you guys could help us out some we'd really really appreciate it. I'm sure love and gifts will be flying all over the place. lol It's a rate and bomb contest, so if you got a few minutes come drop a few on us at the link below. Just click my face. Love you guys.....thanks for helping! :)
Contest Bulletin From Gothic Rose
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Ct Freinds -real Or Fake
Sexxy Lady On Ct Contest Score Updates!
Sexxy Lady On CT Contest I need woman for my Sexxy Lady Contest! Contest will start on 5/18 thur 5/24 ! 1st Lady is...... with 208 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 21 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 2 comments! 4th Lady is...... with 4 comments! Most comment bombing allowed so is self comment bombing allowed also! Comments + rates = total ! Each winner gets 2 prizes! Send me ur pic link to enter the contest or tell me and i will rip it for u! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~AnGeLHeArT~ CT Wife Of Lover69 ~ aka ~ SeXy MaMa ~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~@ CherryTAP
To All My Friends And Family I Need Help
I have entered a fav sports conest please come and bomb my pic and help me out thank you
~ Restless Fallen Angel.... ~ Part 2
~ Sequel to Fallen Restless Angel ~ ( PART 2) At last…. My chains are broken. I slowly pull out the chains which were incised into my wings, wrists and ankles. .... He found me bleeding and helpless. All along it was my shadow that I needed and it was my faith who brought me to him. He is my shadow. My other half. He is…. the Shadow Walker. He held out his hand as I laid there bleeding. I took his hand. He did not take physical form until he kneeled over and gave me a kiss. I closed my eyes. My wings flew open. I opened my eyes. There he stood in front of me in true human form. His shadow- his curse, had no hold over him any longer. He was cured as well as I. We were free. I held him close and begged him not to let go. As my healer I take a vow, with my every well being I shall spend the rest of my life showing the same love as he has shown me. …. Even if it means giving up my wings.
Come In And Have Some Fun
Midol Day
I tell ya.. no matter what i do it aint good enough to please everyone. I stick up for friends n family.. and im wrong... I dont.. and im a pussy. so ya fucked either way...
Kelis-bossy (another Theme Song Of Mine)
Hahaha, 'ey yo You don't have to love me You don't even have to like me But you will respect me You know why? 'Cause I'm a boss Uh uh, watch the beat go Uh uh, watch the beat go Uh uh, watch the beat go Uh uh, watch the beat go I'm bossy I'm the first girl to scream on a track I switched up the beat of the drum That's right, I brought all the boys to the yard And that's right, I'm the one that's tattooed on his arm I'm bossy I'm the bitch y'all love to hate I'm the chick that's raised the stakes I told Young Stunna he should switch to BAPE I'm back with an 808, 'cause I'm bossy Ooh, let me slow it down for ya so you can catch the flow Screw it up make it go extra slow Real girls get down on the flo' (On the flo', get down on the flo') Ooh, I gave you a taste you want some more Touch down on it like a pro I ride the beat like a bicycle, icy cold Ooh, from the 6-4 hoppers up in crenshaw The money makin' playas up in Harlem Don't want no problem We gon'
The Drunk
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies. The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out.......... "Oh my God ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"
Downrater Drama Stirrer!!! I Love It!
so i recieved a comment from a friend on here about some moron on here (as if we didnt already know that there are morons on here. but basically this guy got upset because she didnt drop her panties the second he messaged her im sure. not only did he call her this, but then proceeded to downrate her to a 1 and then block her!!! i checked out his friends list and he happens to have some of the same friends i have... so check and see if your included... here is the conversation she had with its entirety... Hey there.... check this funny shit out lol Da White Sox: question for u ok? ->me: Sure… if you are still there Da White Sox: ya are u? -> me: no I responded from my fake self lol Da White Sox: whatever smartass cunt he rated me a 1 and then blocked me hahahaha... uhhh good thing I didn't look him and wanted to ask a question... how do you take that personally? EASY you are a white sox fan hahahhaa here is the link to the obvious genius that has arrived on
Oh Boy!!!
I'm gonna be brave and open up my NSFW pics to people on my friends list for a few days. i know alot of people don't care to see that stuff and I respect that. But I an curious as to what type of responses if any I get. I go!!!
Crack Is Wack
heres a video of my neighbor buying some crack...enjoy
Your On My Friends List And Id Like To Know......
1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.) 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.) 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.) 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.) 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.) 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.) 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.) 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.) 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.) 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.) 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.) 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.) 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 13.) 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 14.) 15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you: 15.) 16.)Q. Do you have any pets? 16.) 17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly? 17.) 18.)Q. What was your first impression of me? 18.) 19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? 19.) 20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would
Hola to all! It had been a tres bien weekend for me... So good! :) *Goofy smile that stretched from ear to ear* I feel happy, even a bit content. Why? No big reason... just that the end of the summer term is fast approaching, I have finished my finals at philo 2 weeks early, and that for the longest span of time ever... my eyes and my thoughts haven't managed to stray to greener pastures. Yey! Hehehe... I know the reasons are all so trivial, but hey. My life in is not one big soap opera. I live in a world of mundane pleasures. Ordinary. Dull. The most exciting thing that ever happened to me was back in 3rd year high school, when I got stuck in the middle of a fight between a former suitor and his knife-wielding friend. Even then, nothing happened. It was all over in say, 2 minutes. So much for being so worldly. Anyway, these 2 days I have spent alone got me thinking. Again. (Boy, when will I ever stop to think about it?) If you're thinking about him...then you got
The Best Poem From My Love I Ever Got
When you cry Everytime I see you cry A little peice of me die's For I don't know what pain has done to you To cry those tears the way you do Now and then when I see your smile Time just stops for a little while Even though we'll never say "goodbye" Late at night,every night, I cry For you,just tears of emptiness For the way I feel without you near To hold you close,to wipe those tears To softly whisper in your ear Dont cry my love,for I am near Two hearts a new Saying the words you want me to So when I sit back and think of why I fully understand it When you cry,
Part 3a-post Paid Cinular(at&t)individual Plans
For each of the post paid blogs I will have a legend to follow the abbreviations. pk=peak time(7am-9pm) N&W=Night & weekend min(9pm-7am mon-friday and (pm fri-7am mon) kb=kilobit mb=megabit m/a=monthly access m2m=mobile to mobile(which is to any same carrier customer{which are unlimited for most carriers if not I will notate) For all plans any unused pk minutes rollover at the end of billing cycle! $39.99 m/a =450 min pk and 5000 min N&W $59.99 m/a= 900 min pk and unlimited N&W $79.99 m/a= 1350 min pk, Unlimited N&W $99.99 m/a= 2000 min pk, unlimited N&W $149.99 m/a=4000 min pk, unlimited N&W $199.99 m/a=6000 min pk, unlimited N&W All plans are Nation wide long distance, Roaming, call forwarding, call waiting, 3-way calling, caller ID. Adding text packages- $9.99 Media basic=400 messages($.10 each additional), 1mb wireless internet($.01 each add'l kb) $14.99 Media Works=1000 messages($.05 each additional message), 5mb wireless web($.01
Stop The Insanity
just stop... i'm not your puppet. why won't you just... drop the subject? i can't talk to you.... when you're like this... let me make my own choices. like a leash you only held me behind... "for my own protection.." never to cross the line. "fear of rejection" be on my own, "enter at your discretion" just let me be.... "only one reaction" but you were never satisfied... "no matter how hard i tried" and now you're dead to me. "don't beg for sympathy" i will see you in hell... "or another time at some rundown motel."
You're Never Alone
YOU'RE NEVER ALONE You're never alone, I'm always here, When your troubled, down or blue. All you have to do is call me, I'm always here for you. It doesn't matter where I'm at, It doesn't matter when. When you need someone to talk to, I'm here to be your friend. If you need someone to hold your hand, or a hug to say I care. If you need a shoulder to cry on, for you I will be there. So never think you are a burden, when the weight gets to be to much. You might find if look hard enough, a good friend could be the right touch. You're never alone, I'm always here, through the good times and the bad. I'm always here to be your mother and your friend
The Evolution Of The Dick!
Hiya Everyone! The average cock size is around 5.25" wordwide, with the bell curve distribution falling in the 5" to 6" category. Cock's 8" or more comprise 1% of the world population. Nature must have a reason for this? How come evolution hasn't produced the majority bell curve distribution to be 8" to 10"? Hmmmm...must be because women aren't reproducing with the 8" and above worldwide, but the average ones instead. Hmmmm...must be because the average pussy depth is 6" worldwide. How did this develop in our natural selection? Maybe the big-dicked guys were too stupid to survive back in the dawn of man? Maybe their huge slong got in the way while running away from wild beasts, causing them to trip and be devoured? Maybe women didn't want them advertising to other women, and clubbed and killed the ones over the head who did? Women needed to breed and needed the smart ones who could survive and not cheat on them. Whatever the reason, it always amazes me that some women go
Bdsmd/s And The Law
RUMPOULE, Attorney-at-Law, is a practicing attorney for over two decades, and a frequent lecturer on legal issues in the Scene. BDSMD/s and the Law copyright © 1998 RUMPOULE "These materials were first printed at and are reprinted with her permission and blessing." A Little About Me I have been a criminal defense lawyer for over twenty years. I've also been in the leather lifestyle for nearly twenty-five years. I am submissive to women as a preferred form of sexuality and lifestyle. I decided I wanted to give something back to people who, like me, have a different kind sexuality or lifestyle by learning about how the law affects us. I want to collect and pass that information on to the community's members by giving lectures and acting as a resource. Introduction As you read this, you may find it to be a little frightening. Please remember that, in a legal sense just as in health considerations, there is no such thing as "safe sex." There is however,
Wounded Heart
Time was ticking, pain was increasing I lost a very special person in my life again I am crying, hurting, pain and dying Feeling my heart crumbling in my hands As the man I onced loved, turning away A person I onced knew A person who no longer love me A person who no longer care for me Why does it have to hurt inside? Why do I have to cry each night? I am feeling ever so sore The pain rocks my entire being The pain of this has broken my heart My life slowly die frozen in sorrow My life seeming more hopeless I wish that my every tear is going to be my last You are not longer mine I don’t know where to go I love you,I wish I knew the perfect words to say I can’t help this pain, It hurts so bad Everywhere, everytime I feel so sad This depressed feeling I hate my foolish heart It makes me feel angry Why is it continue to beat and wounded? Why is it continue to feel lost? Sometimes I sit and stare I think and hope that life would be fair I am sick with this wou
I let my emotions get the best of me I'm sooo stupid wtf was I thinking,oh I wasn't!!!
Sexxy Lady On Ct Contest
Sexxy Lady On CT Contest I need woman for my Sexxy Lady Contest! Contest will start on 5/20 thur 5/27 ! 1st Lady is...... with 324 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 58 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 2 comments! 4th Lady is...... with 4 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 1 comments! Most comment bombing allowed so is self comment bombing allowed also! Comments + rates = total ! Each winner gets 2 prizes! Send me ur pic link to enter the contest or tell me and i will rip it for u! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~AnGeLHeArT~ CT Wife Of Lover69 ~ aka ~ SeXy MaMa ~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~@ CherryTAP
Passed Away
Just to let everyone that my grandma passed away today from Cancer that had spread all over. I need all the support I can get right now as I am trying to deal with the death my grandmother. Thanks
Memorial Day
Memorial Day As we stand here looking At the flags upon these graves Know these flags represent A few of the true American brave They fought for their Country As man has through all of time Except that these soldiers lying here Fought for your country and mine As we all are gathered here To pay them our respect Let's pass this word to others It's what they would expect I'm sure that they would do it If it were me or you To show we did not die in vein But for the red, white and blue. Let's pass on to our children And to those who never knew What these soldiers died for It's the least we can do Let's not forget their families Great pain they had to bear Losing a son, father or husband They need to know we still care No matter which war was fought On the day that they died I stand here looking at these flags Filled with American pride. So as the bugler plays out Taps With its sweet and eerie sound Pray for these soldiers lying here In this s
Review-anime Con,omg
was that time of year, the omg anime convention. its held in paducah ky ( and if you register now, you get the whole week end for 08 for $15...) as alwasy it was fun and great costplay every where! speakers pannels, previews of up coming animes to be released, a dance, and a product room that gives you a chance to buy some great stuff! not to mention local artists peddling their wares. once again greg aires was there, a great voice actor out of texas, and he was lots of fun. if youre able to go, and this was our second year, i highly recomend it. meet new people and have a blast, not to mention the party potential for those over 21. hope to see you there next year!
One More Hero Gone
One More Hero Gone One man, continued service, Served his country well. America sheds another tear. One man dedicated to country, Special Forces, Sergeant Major Fourth tour served, Iraqi front. Mother’s heart broken, Never more filled with pride, “Pride in accomplishment.” Father served for better world, Children to live in peace; One boy, two girls; left behind. Paraphrase of lover’s words, Believed in mission duty, “He did not die in vain.”
That Is Love
That Is Love Love is a strange and beautiful thing, It spans time and space, distance is no object to love. You will wait forever for the one you love, Travel wherever you need to be with them. When you are in the arms of the one you love, That love can make a moment last a lifetime, Yet make a lifetime seem no more than a moment. When love is distant it grows strong, When it returns it flowers. People crave it, strive for it, fight for it, and die for it, And when they find it, they know they are complete. For in the arms of the one we love is wholeness, Belief, completeness, passion, and security. The one we love is someone for whom we would do anything, And never ask for anything in return. It produces a love of all that person is and will ever be, Regardless of what that may mean to me. Love knows that when you are away, That you are still loved, cherished, thought after, and missed By the one you love, And they know that you love them back. That is Love.
30th June 2007
Hi there, just a quick note for any aussies out there. we are going to Melbourne for AWC's 7th Birthday party. AWC is a webcam community that we have been a member of for quite some time, they turn 7yo in June and we are looking 4ward to seeing and meeting a whole lot of people that we chat and cam with. So if your about and want to catch up for a chat and a social let us know. Kylie n Scott...x
damn i hate this shit. i have insominia and its been kicken my ass a lot here latly. i can't seem to sleep at night nost the time and when i go its not for very long. during the day i don't normalluy get a chance to sleep due to work and i am about to start class again here soon. i run about 12hrs with mabey 2 hrs of sleep. i am so fucken sick of this shit but i can't get rid of it. this would be the primary reason i hate my life, among others that i wont get into for any reason with any one but the ones who already know. i can't do any thing i fucken hate this shit. i swear my life is a lose lose situation no matter what i do.
My Weekend
I hope everyone had a safe & happy weekend & you got to be with the one you love. I know this was the best weekend of my life cause it was spent with the best thing that ever happened to me. She has made my life so very happy! Hope all of you have someone in your life that makes you very happy also.
Just Rates ...
What If..
My life has changed and I really think it is for the good. But people have to realize that my life has changed and I have someone else who also cares about me. I think I have found that partner that could save my life from all the ideas that were put in my head as a child. It is like an illusion that I think that will disappear in front of my eyes. I just want to hang on to that moment a little longer. It;s like a feelings that I need you to be under my skin. People always have flaws. I think mine are that I doubt so much or that I act like something is going to happen and nothing really happens, but to that person that tells me that they have no flaws. Put your self in this spot since I know that a lot of people that read this will be able to role play. Image the one person in this world that you love so much just picked up all his/her stuff and left you sitting on the stairs left you wondering what has happened that could make that person remember. Then think about all the th
Friday The 13th! July, 2007
My Little Girls Room!!!!!
Well when my little girl was born we had to change my sons playroom into a bedroom for my little girl....She was still sleeping in the same room with us at the time because she was too young to be by herself yet but all her little toys were in her room....One night I was sitting up in bed reading when I started hearing what sounded like a lullabye and I got up to go check it out....I followed the sound straight to my little girls room and I opened up the door....I walked into the room and her little spin top was on the floor playing twinkle twinkle little star and then all the toys in her room started going off all at the same time and I started hearing what sounded like a child giggling and I left the room and went and checked on my son and it wasnt him he was asleep so I went back to my little girls room and it felt like something brushed past me in her room and all her toys started playing all together again....I went back to my sons room and took him back to my room with me....I wa
Deep Thoughts Don't Read!!!
I took a week off to recharge and found out that I had more feelings then i thought, so this is just a random blog so take it however you want!!How to say all that I want to say. Just go for it. I wonder if you every think about me. I wonder what you think or feel when it comes to me. I know that you wonder how I feel and what I think. So here is a peek into my dark soul and heart,it just for you,all of you that want to know. When the time comes I wonder will I be one of the ones you love,know,feel and understand. When the day comes when you have to face yourself will you see me there along with those dear to you. Well I be one of the ones that will always be a part of you or will I be one of the forgotten waves in your life. Will the thought of me cross your mind the day fate holds the glass of your life in front of you. Will you understand where you fit in my life. Will you know how the thought of you has changed my life. Will all that is said and unsaid hit you like a wa
Going Home
yes its true i am going back to michigan (tho i have no idea why i said yes its true) clinton twp here i come next friday on the 8th i'm gone!
True Love
Love What does it mean to say I love you? It means I treasure you who you are, what you are but even more--- what you are becoming. When I say I love you I see you as you are-- beautifully and wondrously made; special and unique, like no one else in all God's universe. When I say I love you they are not words of ownership but of thanksgiving. freedom, not bondage, loving the you, you are! When I say I love you I see in you revealed in you the potential of all that God created you to be. When I say I love you I acknowledge oneness, with God, with you with all the universe. I am saying thank you to God, that you have touched my life and I yours thereby enriching us both. Many blessings of Love and Joy. Author: Angelbeybe
Once Again!
My friend, Adam, whom you have already heard of before in previous bulletins, is already in training, and getting ready to leave for Iraq. He is doing great, but he is talking like him might not come home. Will everyone please pray to give him the strength that he needs not only to come home, but also to stay positive. I was talking to another friend in the military with me, and I asked him, "Do you need to stay positive to come home", he told me that was a big part in coming home is staying positive. If you think you're going to die, it's one step closer to death. You let your guard down. So he is getting a little depressed and now just needs to be in peoples thoughts and prayers. Also, another friend, Shane, he is leaving for Iraq next month. It's scary once agian, but I'm asking for you all to help pray for him. I feel the more people pray the better off they are. Thank you everyone for everything you have been doing. I'm not sure if you people even care or not, but this is
Limp Bizkit - My Generation (vid Included, Uncensored!)
This is a song I lived by when I was younger and still do! If only we could fly, limp bizkit style John otto, take em to the mathews bridge Can ya feel it, my g g generation, get up My g g generation, are you ready? Do you know where you are? Welcome to the jungle punk Take a look around Its limp bizkit fuckin up your town We download in the shockwave For all the ladies in the cave To get your groove on And maybe your the one who Flew over the cuckoos nest Well guess whos next Generation x Generation strange Sun dont even shine Through a window pane So go ahead and talk shit Talk shit about me And go ahead and talk shit About my g g generation We dont, dont give a fuck and, We wont ever give a fuck un- Till you, you give a fuck about me And my generation Hey kid, take my advice Ya dont wanna step into Abig pile of shit The captain is drunk Your world is titanic Floatin on the funk So get your groove on And maybe I am Just a little fucked up Lif
Stripping Away My Pride
Tools are used and tools are broken. Hearts are used and hearts are broken. Laughs don't last but hurt the most, when rain hits pavement we laugh with the host. Bitter stings of agony while torment is just, We impale our lives to others we trust. Jokers circle the stage with calamity and fright, I think that where we stand falls short of might. I care not for the value but for worthless pride, I've seen noone who cares beside me in stride. And the hopeless jesters of the court are all out But we overlook what is there and reply a shout. If I hadn't seen blue all my life, what would i know? If I hadn't felt blue all my life, what would i show?
Gotta Love Moms
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION . "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC . " Because I said so, that's why." 5.. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC . "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT . "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY . "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS . "Shu t your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTION ISM . "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about ST
Here We Go...
Here we go again, thinking this could work. We want each other back for what we say is.... forever more I am unstable I am unsteady I am unwilling to move on without you. We thought we were ready... to grow, to live, to love and laugh. What we put ourselves through... torture.....torture just to love torture just to cry....torture just to live apart. We know what we must do... Even if we don't like it... It must be done.
I Wish You Knew
I wish you knew Just how much it hurts To see you cry. I try to hold you, You push me away. I feel unwated Un-needed Unloved I wish you knew How much it kills me To see you hurt. I'd do anything Only for you. You hide your face But not your pain You make me want to scream, I bite my tounge. You wonder why, This is all crashing around you. I wish you knew How much I do truely love you. I wish you knew I just wish you knew
Breaking Point
Im telling myself lies To cover how I feel. Im at the end of the line And its killing me. Im at my wit's end And chasing a false dream. Im falling fast into my own dispare And theres no turning back. Im throwing myself into the unknown And I know I cant turn back. Im close to giving up And I feel it best to do. Im at the end of my rope Not knowing what to do. Im at my breaking point And Im about to shatter.
Bikini Contest
We're working on getting hot bodies put together for our first annual Bikini Pic Photo Contest! For more details, or to tell a friend, go to this profile and wait for things to load. The details and the information on the contest including PRIZES are there! Make note that there are some awesome ways to build bonus points before you ever start. So, let your friends know or enter yourself, as we are looking for the hottest bikini pic here on CT! Muahz Tiff and The Texas Flames!
Land Locked Blues
So, I've been here now for going on 6 years and I can honestly say that i really don't like much more than I did when I got here. I mean I like the fact that there are seasons (4 in all) cause where I'm originally from is California and there are only 2 seasons (hot and hotter). Course living only 10 blocks from the beach made the Santa Ana's that much more enjoyable. Boy do I miss my home state. I go back there at least once a year just to remind myself what I've left behind and to visit family. My sincerest hope is to get back to the west coast someday for more than just a visit. Though my hubby is looking for a better job (the one he has doesn't appreciate him or his talents at all) I'm hoping that we will one day get out of this state. Even if its to the east coast I wouldn't really mind. I just need a body of water that is bigger than a darn pond!!!!
Alert Box And Points
Is it just my alert box that is screwed up or everyone else is having the same problem? and my points instead of going down they are going up?? please let me know thanks
And You Thought....
It's 9:30pm. Up the stairs to see the red station sheets covering the bed. I set my purse down and pulled off my boots getting comfortable as hes slides his hand up my thy. Both of use intensely staring into echothers eyes making promises with out words and falling in a trance over the echothers body. Off with the rest of our clothes and in to this red sea of satin wear i danced with a god all night. His large hands soft and gentile caressing sweet my body. his lips big and full milking my breasts, his eyes never seemed to leave mine even when his enormous pinus tour its way painfully yet gentile into my thick sopping tight pussy! A gasp of excruciating Ecstasy seems to fill my cunt and I am unworthy. This god inside of me, as humble as he is grins a cocky dirty grin knowing that the grate Seagull is almost to tears from the sher size of if. Soon the pain becomes an intense section of oh my gods and repetitive O's. Exhaustion from screaming and out of breath he slide his hand under my
The Qualities!
The Qualities! the Qualities you seek can all be found in me. a sincere, warmhearted, romantic overflowing with honesty big and strong but gentle natured, a giant teddy bear not affraid to show my sensitive side or tell you that I care. scarred from battles past, some that have yet to heal. guarded is my heart cause its the only pain I feel. issues we all have some, to say I dont would be a lie but what escaped from the fires of my past is a truly wonderful guy. written by Some1special2k
Evil Mutant Attack Squirrel Of Death
I never dreamed that slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect. I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic. As I passed an oncoming car, a brown furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a squirrel, and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there was no time to brake or avoid it -- it was that close. I hate to run over animals, and I really hate it on a motorcycle, but a squirrel should pose no danger to me. I barely had time to brace for the impact. Animal lovers, never fear. Squirrels, I discovered, can take care of themselves! Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing my oncoming Harley with steadfast resolve in his beady little eyes. His
I have black lights and candles glowing, to try and recreate the love growing. Even cooking, and drinking all the beer, has me feeling yet another tear. I sit here thinking, up all night, all upset and feeling uptight. All my wants, dreams and needs, seem like just a bunch of little seeds. Seeds that need my true love, the one more precious than life above. No matter what tough times bring, my heart is filled with love that sings. So much love and definitely pure, I thought we'd be together for sure. I It's you baby,I write this letter to, without you here, I feel so blue. i close my eyes and you're in my dreams, but when I awake, I"m torn at the seams. All this sweetheart, sure breaks my heart, I tried to tell you I liked you right from the start. People never wanted to believe we'd make it, It's come to this; I don't give a shit! You're the one I truly love, I'll tell everyone below, between and up above. BL 1
Soul Mates
Finding our way back to wholeness We all long for wholeness, dont we? Long to be full and complete in ourselves, and often this translates into the longing for a special person to share our lives with, and even, to complete us. But where does this longing come from? Partly, from our natural desire as a child, for union with our opposite-sex parent. This natural loving desire usually presses Mum or Dads buttons as being somehow improper and it gets quashed, leaving us with the message I cant join and be complete. This unfulfilled yearning for completeness then plays out in our relationships. Even this though, is just part of a deeper story. Legend has it that originally we were androgenous, masculine and feminine, combined. We got split off eons ago into male and female and have been trying to put ourselves back together ever since! This inner yearning, and conflict, is played out, over and over, in the so called battle between the sexes. As our consciousness evolves as a planet, a
Best Kid On Ct Contest!
Best Kid On CT Contest! I need pics of Kids for this contest! 1st Kid is...... with 67 comments! 2nd Kid is...... with 70 comments! 3rd Kid is...... with 1 comments! 4th Kid is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 6/5 thur 6/12 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP
To All Of The People On Ct Her
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I Want A Life
I want a real man who can handle me but im in love with this ass hole ..and i miss him so much we got in a fight well were always getting in fights cause he doesnt know how to treat me or his daughter.. i wish i could be me. be a sexy dork and have someone to listen to my music ..i just want 50 50 and im tyred of having myself go all into one person who gives me nothing back that i want and he says he'll change but i havnt seen shit yet and i really want my life to get better not lower withmy self asteem..
Stonesour- Looking Glass Lyrics
'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed Oh God, it feels like forever But no one ever tells you that forever Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head Cause I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed All I know is that it feeld like forever No one ever tells you that forever Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head How do you feel? That is the question But I forget, you don't expect an easy answer When something like a soul becomes Initialized and folded up like paper dolls and little notes You can't expect a bit of hope So while you're outside looking in Describing what you see Remember what you're staring at is me Cause I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed All I know is that it feels like forever No one ever tells you that forever Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head How much is real? So much to question An epidemic of the mannequins Contaminating ever
Gone A While
Okay I have been in and out of the CT bar a lot since I joined... I have been away more than here I am trying to change that... How ever as most of you may know my oldest just joined up and we have had a lot of adjusting to do... He has also asked his Lady to marry him and she said YES... Pic's & posts to come soon... Love to all my Cherries, ~Madeleine xox
Joined Another Bogus Personals Site
and they want money so i can check messages people send me. what a waste of time. I think that if you don't get anythign out of a personals site (ie the adult ones should get you lad) then you should after one month get your money back or they should send someone to your have (some you wound be physically attracted to) and they should do whatever you wanted sexually.
Moving To Washington
It's finaly here!!! Wooo hoo This is my weekend I move to Washington!!! So I really wont be on here, I may check in tomorrow or so but Tomorrow night I have Graduation, sat Graduation party, sunday leave for washington. See I be busy lol!! Leave lots of love!!! lol Talk to you guys later!!! ♥ Laura lee
Vacationing Next Week :p
I'll be afk for probably the next 7 days! Going to do some hiking in the Tennessee hills before leaving for Phoenix, Az. Monday! Hope everyone has a great week! :D
More Sizzlin' Hot Anime
Surprising Sunday!
Not surprisingly so, another installment of Peter Britt's "Thought For The Day" This one is a little dark, but it is one of my favorites. It in some way, illustrates a part of myself so sharing it is appropriate. And it is how I'm feeling today. lol Hope you enjoy :) Peter A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "With a hand, does she reach inside me and pull the blackest heart from the darkness. With lucid emerald eyes, she shows me the fire ablaze within her. A vision requite in desire, she ensures I see. Given unto fear the alternative she makes known, to burn eternally. A choice she offers me, submit to my destiny or perish. What hideous fortune befalls me, he who surveys the flesh, his own domain. I revel in passion again, this day." ©1998 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions
Sinful Desire(mine All Mine)
Your face in my place, my juices you taste, your lips on mine pleasures hard to deny. Your lips send chills all over me, tender nibbles and caressing gently. Your building the pressure higher each time, my body is aching for you in me is whats on my mind. I wanna touch you with my hands, hold your throbbing cock in my mouth, tease you with delite so we can cum all through the night. Touching tasting feeling you shiver with each lick, I wanna make you happy, what do you want me to do to your dick? Ride it, lick it, or hit it from behind, my body's your for the taking, I've cum so many times. Your the best at what you do, so tell me what you want, your a sinful desire I cant deny, so take me to the greater lust and fuck me one more time.
How To Spot Fakes, Spam Bots And Scam Profiles On Myspace
Sunday, June 10, 2007 How to spot fake profiles, scammers, and spam bots Current mood: geeky Category: MySpace I know I have posted a similar blog about this but, some of my new readers may have not read back that far. As a regular blogger, I have noticed that every time I post a blog, my mailbox gets at least 3-4 fake profile e-mails. If you don't believe that, just post a "test" blog. Here are some tips that I have learned to tell if the e-mails are spam bots, scam artists or bogus profiles from folks in Africa: 1) Almost every single one of them have "professional" quality pics. 2) The body of the letter has a lot of grammatical errors and misspellings. 3) It is usually a very long letter. Some examples of the letter's contents are: A) A man talking about how his wife has passed away and he has to raise his child alone. B) They state they are contractors living abroad and are wanting contacts. (see below) C) Your picture has been chos
What A Great Bunch
Go Cards!!!
Went to the Cards game yesterday and had an awesome time! Our seats were in the 4th row off the field on the 3rd base line next to the Angels dugout. Best seats I've ever had at a Cards game to be sure! Got to go in the 3rd Base Lounge which was pretty kewl. Drank a few beers and watched a 2 homer performance by Mr. Pujols and Sphezio hit a 3 run shot late in the game to seal the win. But the best thing about the game was that our man (Zimmer & myself) So Taguchi got the start in left field and we were right there to get some great pics and watch him make his usual great plays. Plus he managed to get himself on base for both of Pujols homers! Talk about respect late in the game the Angels even walked him to get to Pujols LOL! After the game we went to a place called Kilroys and drank a few more beers before heading off to the train home. Met some kewl people and had a great time! Go Cards!!!
My First Lessons
She took me to the mall to practice in the parking lot. I took a few turns around the inner part and then ventured to the outer part. Tomorrow (early in the morning) more lessons at the mall. or someother place. I will make sure I do very well with this. I have to. I can't afford to keep this up for more than 8 lessons (hours 7 + the test hour for when i take the driving test...I gotta get out of this city for a while)
Thoughts Of You
Thoughts Of You How many times have I thought of you And the many things I'd like to do. I sleep at night with you on my mind, One night with you, would be just fine. Your White robe is what I see, I wonder, wonder, how it would be. If I could touch your lips with mine, The thought of this is so divine. I want to see you without the robe, Your body to touch,caress, and probe. I'd lay you down, your body to admire, One look at you, sets my soul on fire. I want to feel you, touch, and kiss, send you into..... heavenly bliss, I want you, need you, to feel my desire, Me inside you, I would never tire. I could make love to you all night long, It would feel so good, it couldn't be wrong, These are my thoughts, what I fantasize, You're all to perfect in this man's eyes.
Attn: Angels Of Mercy Bomb Squad!
IT came to my attention that we are not helping each other out ith the contest we are in! We need to act moe like a family that we are! Starting tonite i'm going tomake a bulletin post Daily for family memberwho are in a contest! We need to go around and help everyone out! Now if nyone has a problem with this u can come We are a Bomb Squad and we need to act like one! Thanks Maria and talk to me.
What Are You Like In Bed
You scored as Sex God, You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God85% A Slave To BDSM78% A Romantic60% Virgin20% How are you in bedcreated with
Recall Notice:
Recall Notice: The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed 'Subsequential Internal Non-Morality,' or more commonly known as S.I.N, as it is primarily expressed. Some other symptoms include: 1. Loss of direction 2. Foul vocal emissions 3. Amnesia of origin 4. Lack of peace and joy 5. Selfish or violent behavior 6. Depression or confusion in the mental component 7. Fearfulness 8. Idolatry 9. Rebellion The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear t
I Cried So Hard
I cried so hard the night you had to go. you told me that you had to go, and i cried. I cried because you hurt me so much. I told you that mommy needed you and you said that you could not stay. I wanted you to stay to see me grow to become a college graduate, to get married in my hometown You told me that you wanted to stay. As you walked out the door, I cried;Daddy don't go.
Dilf Contest Is Open!!!!!!!!!!
DILF contest has opened! Come and VOTE for them! ONE VOTE a day is all they need * DILF @ CherryTAP * DILF @ CherryTAP * DILF @ CherryTAP * DILF @ CherryTAP
Im Happy!!!!!:)
Well, Like usual im really really bored! There is not muh to do right now so im just blogging i guess is what you would call it! Any ways Im a very happy person right now, My boyfriend didnt have to go to jail this weekend and so i get to spend more time with him. and whats better is we get to drink to night to so alls good well i got to go im cooking supper. ttyl bye ~:)~Stina Bug~:)~
Feelings Hurt :(
i met this girl in Hutch, Kansas, i fell in love with her and she CRUSHED my feelings, she has a man the whole time (even tho she told me she loved me with her whole heart)..LIEING BITCH!!!!!!!
I want to apologize for not keeping these messeges fresh .....but will be more consistant!
Of course everyone that has grown-up, you start life with crushes and sometimes you with crushes you were never able to make happen to where you two can be together. Sometimes throughout life, you might get to experience what it's like to be with a crush, those who experience it, it's like a dream that you wish you couldn't wake up and wished the dream would go on for all times. Crushes are just that, a temporary dream for your inner-mind. Once you've lived a crush, you will never want to let go and you'll do everything in your power to keep it in your life. You will never want to let it out of your hands and will almost want to die trying. I feel now that I am living a crush come true. Just feel it as a 'GIFT' God has given you for a job well done. God sees those who've done good and he does his best to do what he can for you. Crushes are only temporary and will NOT always stay PERMENANT.... I feel this crush God has made come true for me beings I've always tried to do good for everyo
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and By hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else Via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life Completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two Good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote Repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Best Dj On Ct Contest!
Best DJ On CT Contest! I need DJ'S for this contest! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 6/20 thur 6/27 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP
Men Only
Body: If you want boys to answer this then post "BOYS ONLY" If you want girls to answer this then post "GIRLS ONLY" If you want BOTH to answer this then post "BI SEXUALS" and be completely honest. what would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. i hugged u 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: what do you think about my? 10. personality: 11. eyes: 12. hair: 13. body: would you? 14. be my friend? 15. keep a secret if i told you one? 16. kiss me? 17. go on a date with me? 18. keep in touch? 19. date me? have you ever? 20. lied to make me feel better? 21. wanted to kiss me? 22. wanted to bite me? 23. kept something important from me? 24. wanted to cuddle with me? and more. 25. who are you? 26. are we friends? 27. when and how did we meet? 28. describe me in one word: 29. what was your first impression? 30. what reminds you of
How Tha Club I Was In Did Me When I Was In School
I had alot of fun when i was in high school. I was active in alot of clubs and i spent every friday night at football games and the second tuesday of every month at meetings. I took my 10 and 11th grade to sell fruit which wasnt and easy job. Cuz i always had other kids tryin 2 figure out how much i had sold so they could take first place and i had customers tht didnt want 2 pay after they got there fruit. Had some ppl wait to the last minute to get there fruit and they didnt want it cuz it had one bad apple or orange. Well when u dont pick up ur fruit in the 3 week period its not goin 2 be tht good, cuz when its brought to the school its cold and some of the stuff was froze. I wasnt sellin fruit just to place i was sellin it for the fun of it to help out the club. On the weekends when the club went somewhere i was always there for them. Well it was cool while it lasted, cuz my brother decided to quit selling his 11th grade yr so i could sell. Well me and my bro was top sellers for the
Hopefully This Plays The Gonna Love It
Winners Are.......
Best FUck U Finger Contest On CT! Winners are....... 1st Place is....... Wins Sex on the Beach + Beer Keg with 316 comments + 4 Rates = 1600 2nd Place is....... Wins Fuzzy Navel + Beer keg with 150 Comments + 3 Rates = 765 I want to thank everyone who was in the contest! Thanks Maria
Good Stuff
Playing cards with my girls on a blanket on the front lawn. My older daughter rubs her nose and notices a booger.. I point it out.. so she pretends to blow it at me - but some air got in there and it blew up like a big booger balloon.. I was laughing so hard I got stomach cramps! Kids in the neighborhood playing a game .. you have to call out the name of the person you're throg the ball to - while everyone's standing in a circle - soon people are shouting names- balls flying everywhere.. Good clean fun. I'm so glad summer's here - or almost!
9, 8, 7 ??? Wtf??
This asshole rated my page a 9, then a 8, then a 7. I guess he couldnt make up his friggin mind. He said he based it on the picture. The asshole doesnt realize its a profile rating and not the pic rating. Duhhhhhhh! Anyway, plz block him before he gets to you too. Hugs to all!!! handsome1@ CherryTAP
My Beloved Sister And Fairy Godmother
PATTI ~ of THE GodFather FAMILY@ CherryTAP
~aren't You~
Aren't you just fucking Precious full of yourself and full of shit. Aren't you just fucking Charming the words you use stolen lines from someone else's mind. Aren't you just fucking Original originally pathetic and insipid just like your little lemmings... wonder if they know where you are leading them.. Aren't you just fucking Dense yeah, you are... Not even written in stone before your blind eyes would you be able to see what I am saying to you. Not even with a bullhorn placed to your deaf ear could you hear what I am telling you. Aren't you just a fucking Waste obviously. ~Kory~ 6/20/07
Today Is A Gift, That Is Why It Is Called The Present
It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking. Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and colour of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model bo
My 6th Lesson In Driving
Tomorrow is my last driving lesson. I also improved on what i did wrong the other day. i am doing better. I just need to slow down at the corners and inch close enough to see around. If nothing is coming turn...look once then twice then again and go. I have to do this in a state of silence. No instruction. So tomorrow I hope she will talk less and not put her hand on the wheel. I will become accustomed to her not being there. So i have to pretend like her voice is in my head but that voice is my own (or some otehr voice i use to be her voice....perhaps James Earl Jones hehe smile ) So tomorrow I do my lesson and Saturday I get my license. I probably won't go anywhere until the week after next any case I will be ready to leave the city and meet people. For now...a snack...but first I must go to thte store to get pickles (kosher...perhaps NY Kosher Dill)
Come And Have Some Fun
Noise Follows Me
I hate noise. Especially noise from nerds. I just moved to another floor, and at first, it was much more quiet than my pervious location, until this week. Some guy came back from a job, and he hasnt shut up all week. why can't people work without talking all day. example of what I have to deal with, actuall quote from this guy. “I was watching European tennis championships and team Argentina….” to quote George Oscar Bluth, "COME ON"
Pic At Work
I am having some trouble getting so people for my contest. the contest is for a one vic or 7 day blast, and is simpy a pic of you at work. Don't you worry staty home mom's and dad's . that which you do is a very important job so your included to !!!!!! Please contact me for me info!!!!!!!!! Christy
The Beginning Of How I Want To Write My Life Story---a Lil Different From The Norm!
A small child walks silently to you. She is so frail, no expression on her face. Your eyes meet with hers and you see such immense pain. She reaches for your hand. At first you feel the need to pull away. But curiosity gets the best of you. You lay your hand inside her tiny, cold hand. Without a word she turns, pulling you towards darkness. Her pace, steady and slow. As if she has made this journey a thousand times. Or maybe....never at all? You begin to think to yourself....."Why is she here? Why does she dwell in these shadows?" Quickly she turns to you and says in an innocent and almost "wise" sounding voice...."I am the keeper." She just as quickly turns back and begins pulling you deeper into the darkness. The hairs on the back of your neck stand on end. You feel so much pain and anger in the darkness. As if it is swallowing you whole. It's as if you breathe it in with every breath you take. Suddenly you stop before a large wooden doorway. There are many locks on the doo
The Rose
Lots of Love to you ~~Spanky~~
I Give Up
can't seem to get a grasp on my a-diction and write a proper love letter being as i'm resilient, perhaps this attempt will work out better and maybe i can give an accurate account of my love for you and its amount there isn't enough ink in an indefinite amount of infinite pens or enough earnings in the entire eastern hemisphere for each dollar there that one spends and there aren't enough i's dotted or t's crossed in the history of SAT takers nor are there enough dazzling diamonds distributed by all combined gem and jewelry makers there aren't enough pointy toed princesses performing pirouettes and plies in every dance studio ever constructed there aren't enough polluted politicians, both republican and democrats alike who've done nothing for this world besides fuck it maybe it would be equivalent to the amount of times a woman has asked a man to explain certain situations to which he nonchalantly replied "it is what it is" perhaps, all the sand tha
I'm playing around on here and thought I would post a hello to all who see my page. A lil about me is I'm 30 yrs happily married to fellow CT'er BOBBY JARVIS! He's very important to me and I love him dearly so please know I am not here to hook up. Well guys I'm still learning I had stopped playing on here but decided I would today. Later guys!!
Read It And Weep .. Just A Thought..
Ok here it goes. I have been reading online here and there recently about downraters .. as well as people talking shit to other people .. and u can like or not like it for all i care but my point is this. Do you think that bitching about being rated an 8 instead of a 10 really honestly matters in the grand scheme of things ?? I mean cmon people .. you put so much value in C.T. that you over all life will be over if u get downrated just a little ?? If it really is about life or death for some of you people .. then maybe u really shouldn't be here and should go back to "Cry"space or what have you. No offense but for those living life .. they will indeed understand what i mean when i say that life is way too fuckin short to be bothered by petty stupid bullshit. I love C.T. for its ability to post whatever the hell i want to and reguardless on whether you like it or hate it .. post it anyway just because i have that right here. If you have that much of a problem with someone elses o
Severely Limited
Looks like i am going to have to work something out with my boss. I want my driver's license. I hate having to wait so long. I know people have lives but so do i ...and i don't want to spend another hour inside. This is fucked!
Razorblade Kiss
I taste death in every kiss we share And every sundown seems to be the last we have Your breath on my skin has the scent of our end And I'm drunk on your tears Baby, can't you see its hurting Everytime we touch we are closer to heaven And its every sun rise our sins are forgiven You on my skin, this must be the end The only way you can love me, is to hurt me Again and again and again Your love is a razor blade kiss Sweetest is the taste from your lips Only inside I am free I am tired of waiting You've got to let me dream Inside baby I'm not afraid to feel I want you to love me Cause you are the one Cause you are the one Cause you are the one Your love is a razor blade kiss Sweetest is the taste from your lips
You Have To Watch This , Please So Important
Subject: Pray for this baby PLEASE go to this web site and view the video, and then prayer for this child and his family with all you have in you. and thank God for all that you do have. God Bless, I love you, momma/Pat DeleteReplyForwardSpamMove...
For All The Wwe Fans
STAMFORD, Conn., June 25, 2007 – World Wrestling Entertainment was informed today by authorities in Fayette County, Ga., that WWE Superstar Chris Benoit, his wife, Nancy, and his son were found dead in their home. Authorities are investigating, but no other details are available at this time. Instead of its announced programming for tonight on USA Network, WWE will air a three-hour tribute to Chris Benoit. Chris was beloved among his fellow Superstars, and was a favorite among WWE fans for his unbelievable athleticism and wrestling ability. He always took great pride in his performance, and always showed respect for the business he loved, for his peers and towards his fans. This is a terrible tragedy and an unbearable loss. WWE extends its sincere condolences and prayers to the Benoit family and loved ones in this time of tragedy. Chris Benoit and his family were found dead today in their home.
Why is it that I am constantly meeting people that are not over the people that came before me? Why is it that they think that they are, but their actions, their words, and even their writings say otherwise? Why am I always the dumb one to believe what anyone says? Why do I take them at face value and believe that maybe it is me that they dream about at night and not her? And finally, why do I do it to myself time and time again?
Profile Updated ;)
posted my profile now peeps xx
Artist, Poet, Liar And Thief
I am really an artist, sometimes a Poet, Writer, and sometimes a "Thief" of hearts. My medium is Photography and Ceramics. I draw and occasionally paint. I am always looking for all kinds of women to photograph. You may see some of my work at http://www.dragastudios.coma and my more recent work at htttp:// I have photographed well over 500 women. I have great references from women in all kinds of professions. I am not prejudiced to showing all women as beautiful. If females, all sizes, shapes, and ages are interested in posing for me, or are just curious to see yourself as you have never seen yourself before, just let me know. If you want to know more about me, e-mail me and I will send you some articles written about me. Michael Draga
Going Down In The Right Direction
I am a a P.E.T [Pussy Eating Technician], I have studied like I have a S.A.T Sucking And Tasting Exam scheduled. The most important factors are, #1 Don't be afraid, dive in face first! But! #2 Be gentle, the clitoris is very sensitive and can go numb if it receives too much direct stimulation right away! #3 Balance: The lips and vaginal vault are the fields and the clitoris is the fruit, don't be in such a hurry to harvest the fruit that you don't prepare and fertilize the fields. #4 Patience/Teasing get her warmed up by slowly working outside to inside, up to down and using light tongue pressure initially, only when she has started to plateau do you employ the nose, flat of the tongue etc. to go at the clitoris directly. #5 Circles, lines, swirls and waves-you've heard this: Write Your Name, the Alphabet, Lyrics to "The Freaks Come Out at Night" The Preamble to The Declaration of Independance, All the Books of the Bible etc. It doesn't matter what method you use
" Southern Ladies "
Southern Ladies.... are strong, gentle, beautiful, romantic, loving, able to throw a hissy fit, are able to throw objects at males with great accuracy, volunteer, are charming and bred in the South
Points & Friends....
thank you so much for adding me and rating me... i hope for some to be close friends if time lets it be. i cherrish each and every friendship i have. have a gr8 day sweeties! *LiX n NiBbLeS* LyNn
I Adore You...
Soft, thin coveted touches reaching down from yesteryear dancing free on unclaimed skin within the shadow of a tear Longing only now portrays what in faint sun dissipated trailing down in adduced smiles as the dusk emancipated Hunger twirling down her spine lingers in compulsive cravings humming in consumptive tunes unsung deeds of love enslaving Rushing, spiraling through veins encouraged by the beating heart claiming once forsaken grounds coercing passion to impart Capturing each dormant thought each touch- each utterance of ardor exclaimed inside each exhaled breath a whisper singing “I adore you”
I Dont Get It
why do people wait till your off line,leave some odd comment on your page and block you so you cant ask wtf are you on about!!!grrrrrr
"dark" Poem #7
The Reaper's song, "O hour Mark", brings days' light to dusk. Bright sun fades,she awakes; Night, her violent lust. Like lethal drops of night-shade in a victim's wine. Days cold death, murdered, brings Dark out to dine. Mist comes in blind embrace thru live and darkened wood. Dew kissed earth, her crimson lips, it's fragrant winds is good. Dark's scent is sweet jasmine, mane pitch and silken shade. She stands a Valkyrie warrior though the child in her afraid. peers with twinkling star light. soft, pale, moon touched skin. Ears harkened unto coming twilight. tears..passions deep within. Charge the dawn of morning. Sun's blade burns between her breast. Heart weeps a laboring sigh. Sun stabbith her to death. For Dark...
Stuffed Fish Fillets
Stuffed Fish Fillets Spinach and tomatoes, mixed with Parmesan cheese and pine nuts, make a delicious -- and attractive -- filling for rolled white-fish fillets. Red, white and green: all the colors of the Italian flag! Credit: Lifestyle Cooks Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 2 cloves garlic, minced * 2 tablespoons olive oil * 10 ounces spinach, cleaned, stems removed, chopped * 2 cups chopped fresh tomatoes * 1/2 cup pine nuts, chopped * 1/4 cup Parmesan cheese * 2 pounds flounder or sole fillets Directions: Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F. Saute the garlic in the olive oil until golden. Add the spinach and tomatoes and cook for 5 minutes. Remove from heat and stir in the pine nuts and Parmesan cheese. Place each fillet on a cutting board. Divide the filling between the fillets. Roll up each fillet around the filling, spooning in any filling that falls out. Place the rolls in a 13-by-9-by-2-inch baking dish lightly sprayed with
Strawberry Rhubarb Pie
Strawberry Rhubarb Pie Serve this pie at your Father's Day feast this weekend, and you'll be the hero of every dad in the bunch. Be sure not to skip the streusel topping, which really kicks the yum factor over the top. Credit: Chef Edward Gee from Royal Pacific Resort at Universal Orlando Servings: 1 pie Ingredients: Pie * 3 pints fresh strawberries, chopped * 3 cups fresh rhubarb, washed and diced into 1-inch cubes * 1/2 cup water * 1 cup sugar * 3 tablespoons cornstarch * 1 tablespoon butter * 1 pre-baked pie shell * 1 cup whipped cream (soft whip) Streusel topping * 1 cup granulated sugar * 1 cup brown sugar * 1 teaspoon salt * 12 ounces shortening (use Crisco to make trans fat free) * 1 tablespoon vanilla * 1 teaspoon cinnamon * 6 cups all-purpose flour Directions: For the pie: Puree half of the strawberries and place in a pan with the sugar, rhubarb and water. Bring to a
Just Read It
i am so happy because i am going to be a father for the first time and i can't wait because i love my fionce alot and i know that she will be a great mother and i know that i will be a great father so i just can't wait to see what it will be like to be a father and have a family of my own...
The Reunion
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" said my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
Pre-booty Call Agreement !!!!!!!!!!
This Pre-Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and ____________________ (Participant). This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant: 1. No sleeping over!! Unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is "no", so don't even ask. 6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced a
Update Of Our Little Angel Abbigail La"shai
A PRAYER FOR OUR LITTLE LOST ANGEL Abbigail La'shai DAUGHTER OF MY FRIEND Baby boy J MAY HER SOUL REST IN PEACE!!! BabyBoy-J@ CherryTAP PLEASE KEEP HIM AND HIS FAMILY IN YOUR PRAYER Don't Mourn For Me Mother,Father,please don't mourn for me; I'm still here, though you don't see. I'm right by your side each night and day and within your heart I long to stay. My body is gone but I'm always near I'm everything you feel, see or hear. My spirit is free, but I'll never depart as long as you keep me alive in your heart. I'll never wander out of your sight-- I'm the brightest star on a summer night. I'll never be beyond your reach-- I'm the warm moist sand when you're at the beach. I'm the colorful leaves when fall comes around, And the pure white snow that blankets the ground. I'm the beautiful flowers of which you're so fond-- The clear cool water in a quiet pond. I'm the first bright blossom you'll see in the spring; The first warm raindrop that
Glad That's Over
Well, yesterday was ... eventful ... and not in a good way. Nothing tragic, thankfully, just a couple of major annoyances. First, the bowler (hat) that I ordered last week and had been eagerly awaiting was delivered and it ended up being too big (see the latest pic in my default folder). Turns out that my head is between 1x and 2x (that's not a head it's a planetoid) and I erred on the wrong side. I sent it back for an exchange today and should have the new one in about a month (*drums fingers anxiously*). Then, I reached into my backpack to get my digital camera and it wasn't there. I figured that it may have fallen out in my car the night before and went to look only to find it under the car, lined up with the driver's side tire and looking very dirty (not a good sign). You see, as I was putting said backpack in the car as I was going out on the night in question I heard something fall out. I looked down, saw my pack of cigarettes sitting on the driveway and figured that was it (the
Famous Cartoon Characters Being Naughty
CLICK HERE for the link to the site!
Mean People Who Rate 1's For No Reason
It bothers me that some people do this, just go around rating everyone a 1 so I'm just gonna put their profiles up here.
For The Ones With A Sweet-tooth
Dirt Cake: 1 Large box of Vanilla Pudding 8ozs of philly cream cheese at room temp. 12 ozs of cool whip at room temp. 1 package of Oreo cookies Fix the pudding like it is on the box....add ur cream cheese getting all the lumps out.....fold in the cool whip until its even the crumble up the oreos and stir it in and place about 6 cookies on top of the dirt cake to make it look like big rocks are on top of it......... Have Fun and Enjoy
Getting To Know The Place
Well while I doubt I will ever be using the NSFW box, with "Ravings" in the title you never know. A bit about me. I'm a Online DJ who does 6 shows a week. Tuesday at noon Pacific I do Rendal's Ravings, Wednesday and Sunday at 11am Pacific I do Flash in the Pan, and then Thursday-Saturday 10am-Noon I dj in Second Life on my own stream for the RP area City of Lost Angels. I do have a sort of job in that I deliver papers, which keeps me busy for a while everyday. I also help my dad with his website, t hough its rather basic right now thanks to domain mixups. Not much else right now. I'm looking forward to learning about this place.
Wrestling Fans!!!!! Aug 5th Plain Dealer Pavilion
Aug 5th Plain Dealer Pavilion CAPW August 5th Promo #1 Add to My Profile | More VideosCAPWPresents:"A Night of Legends"Sunday August 5th, 2007The Plain Dealer Pavilion2014 Sycamore Street Cleveland, OhioDoors Open @ 1 p.m. Belltime @ 3 p.m.Ticket Prices:Bleachers $15 Floor $20 Ringside $25 V.I.P. $50**MAIN EVENT**CAPW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIPSTEEL CAGE MATCHThe Blue Meanie(C) vs. Jason Bane CAPW Tag Team Title MatchFaith In Nothing defend vs Chris Hamrick and Tracy Smothers CAPW Jr. Heavyweight Title/3-Way DanceSuper Hentai defends vs The Aftermath & TNA's Sharkboy CAPW T.V. Title MatchCK3 defends vs Carlton Kaz SEMI-Main Event/Grudge MatchBuff"The Stuff" Bagwell vs "The Dog Faced Gremlin" Rick Steiner TNA's Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley vs Johnny Gargano & Josh Prohibtion Aerial Insanity 2 Cold Scorpio vs "M-Dogg" Matt Cross Six Man Tag Team Riot Da Munchies & J.T Lightning vs "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka & Q&A "Wildfire" Tommy Rich vs.Chris Cronus Legends Match Former WWWF T
Missing You
Thanks for the good times, and all the laughs. I'm going to miss you. I'm so glad that you were a part of my life. I don't have any memories of you that don't make me want to smile. Love you :] VENETA - Former teachers and classmates said Tuesday that they remember Joe Kenny as a fun-loving student who enjoyed pulling stunts and was voted "class clown" in his senior year at Elmira High School. Kenny, 20, died Saturday in Mosul, Iraq, in an undisclosed noncombat incident that remains under investigation, according to military officials at Fort Bliss, Texas. The Army specialist worked as an electronics devices repairman with the 4th Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division. ................ Teacher Shannon Hart had Kenny in at least two of his English classes at Elmira High. "Joe easily stands out in my mind - he was a kid I really liked," Hart said. "He was a goofball, a jokester, but in a good way. He had sort of a daredevil personality." Hart said one of the funni
The Titty Song
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....Isn't it sad when someone you know becomes SomeOne You Knew and When Someone You Love becomes SomeOne You Hate....
25 Hilarious Rules
These are 25 things that I've learned over the years. These are my mistakes: don't let them be yours!: 1.) Never buy cocaine from a guy who drives a shittier car than you do. It's okay to buy the cheap shit (meth, weed, crack...) from a guy with a crappy car, but not the good shit. 2.) In Vegas, guys on the street pass out little cards with a hooker's picture, phone number and a price of $49.95. Don't believe that price; they cost way more then 50 bucks! 3.) When you're about to sleep with someone and you happen to not have a condom and they tell you "Don't worry, I just got tested", don't sleep with them: they're a dirty whore and will give you an STD. 4.) If your date begins a blow job by sucking on your balls, they know what they're doing. If they begin a blow job by actually blowing on your dick, they do not know what they're doing. 5.) If you're ever in Iraq and you don't feel like wearing your body armor because it's too hot outside, you deserve to die. Always wear
A Matter Of Great Concern
Why a Jew can grow his beard in order to practice his faith But when Muslim does the same, he is an extremist and terrorist! Why a nun can be covered from head to toe in order to devote herself to God But when Muslim girl does the same she oppressed When a western women stays at home to look after her house and kids she is respected because of sacrificing herself and doing good for the household? But when a Muslim woman does so by her will, they say, "she needs to be liberated"! Any girl can go to university wearing what she wills and have her rights and freedom? But when Muslim girl wears a Hijab they prevent her from entering her university! When a child dedicates himself to a subject he has potential. But when he dedicates himself to Islam he is hopeless! When a Jew kills someone religion is not mentioned, but when Muslim is charged with a crime, it is Islam that goes to trial! When someo
July 2, 07 Monday: Viva El Porto...
El Porto is fuckin awesome. It's most def. my new favorite spot. Mad props to NBC, the dude who recommended the spot and obviously knows his shit... I loved it. It started off mellow, i got there just around low tide. But it got pretty gnarly as the day wore on. By dusk, it was shoulder, to head high, then as the sun slipped into the ocean, there were a few overhead sets coming in. After a good four hours straight, I was pretty exhausted at that point, so i just watched people and really studied their take-offs, watched for little nuances when they made the drop and tried to absorb as much as I could. The only prob was, these guys were so good, that they took off with this effortless grace, and ripped that shit up!!! It was amazing watching these dudes, made me realize how much everyone sucks at the lame spots I frequent, or used to that is...El Porto is the shit, my new spot for sure. i liked the vibe, the waves were just scary enough to force me to step it up a notch, y
Wonderful World Lyrics
I see trees of green........ red roses too I see em bloom..... for me and for you And I think to myself.... what a wonderful world. I see skies of blue..... clouds of white Bright blessed days....dark sacred nights And I think to myself .....what a wonderful world. The colors of a pretty the sky Are also on the faces.....of people ..going by I see friends shaking hands.....sayin.. how do you do Theyre really sayin......i love you. I hear babies cry...... I watch them grow Theyll learn much more.....than Ill never know And I think to myself .....what a wonderful world (instrumental break) The colors of a pretty the sky Are there on the faces.....of people ..going by I see friends shaking hands.....sayin.. how do you do Theyre really sayin...*spoken*(I I hear babies cry...... I watch them grow *spoken*(you know their gonna learn A whole lot more than Ill never know) And I think to myself .....what
Are You A Paranoic Schizophrenic
You Are 48% Paranoid Schizophrenic It's likely that you're perfectly fine, though you have your crazy moments. You tend to be a bit paranoid, but no one's out to get you but yourself. Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?
69 You And Me...............
as i lay on my back his hands massage my breast.... pinching my nipples till they are erect.... i could feel his cock behind my head. i looked back and his head was right there so i slowley took it in my mouth and started to suck on him as i did his hands slid down to my pussy was throbbing, and my pussy was wet, he slid 2 fingers inside me making my back arch, all the while i took his head almost going down my throat. he was so hard and i was so wet. he lay on top of me and took my clit in his mouth and started to suck on it and at the same time , he was fucking my mouth. tongue deep inside me to taste me. my juices were all over his face. he was licking me faster and fingers my pussy as i was sucking his cock so tight , we were ready to explode as i cam , i squirted all over his face....... omg.... it was an explosin of great joy. then he took his cock out an exploded on my face. sooooooooooooooo much cum. i whiped the cum on my face with my fingers and i didnt miss a drop. th
Hospital Info
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital, and she timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator responded, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the patient's name and room number?" The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302." The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse." After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone, "Oh, good news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal. And her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday." The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried! God bless you for the good news." The operator replied, You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter? The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit."
Who Is Jack Schitt?
For some time, many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt?" Well thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In Turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt,. The deeply religious couple produced six childeren: Hollie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Aguinst her parents objectives Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a highschool dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Shitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick
“when An Angel Cries” By Jöseph Lee Foster-shumpert-lear, 1997
“When An Angel Cries” by Jöseph Lee Foster-Shumpert-Lear, 1997 Published 1 April 2004 :: Poetry Read more by Jöseph Lee Foster-Shumpert-Lear Written and dedicated to my daughter, Angela Hope Lear I heard you cry one night But when I looked at my arms But when I looked in your bed You were gone How am I to survive Without you If not having you there Feels like a knife To my heart How am I to survive With you If as a father I may only Fail Your image Plagues my thoughts How could I have created you When my heart holds So much darkness So much pain How am I to be a father If mine was never there To show me how If mine was the cause Of all my pain I heard you cry one night And when I found you gone My wrists were slit How can I ever hope to care for you If I cannot even care For myself
Passion Women
I'm a very sexy, passion women.
Spice Girls Are Back!
Hi Everybody, We just really wanna say a massive thank you to every single one of you that has registered for tickets for The World Tour. That's well over one million of you - can you believe it? Even more are signing up every minute!! It looks like you're still up for a great party and it's gonna be one hell of a Party! We wanted to let you know that our relationship is stronger than ever - it is fantastic hanging out together again and we've still got that "Band Magic" with that mad sense of humour! We've been doing a photo shoot for the Greatest Hits Album cover and making some very exciting creative plans for the tour! - Just you wait!!! We're gonna take a bit of a break before the really hard work begins. "Baby's having a baby!" Yeah we're giving Emma some Mama and Baby time! We're gonna let you know very soon if you have been one of the lucky ones selected to buy your tickets. We hope that you have because it’'s going to be an amazing show! You never know, your fr
Tuesday, July 3 2007 - Shell Beach
From my page at: Spot: Pismo Beach, USA California Session's Rate: Nb waves ridden: A few....Almost Lentgh of the surf session: 1-2 hours Surfboard ridden: Good 'ol "Red" Weather and water temp: colder than LA thats for sure Waves height: less than 1m / 3ft Description: This wasn't at Pismo, it was actually at Shell Beach, probably a mile down from Piso. It kinda sucked, the waves died out before I could get acclimated to the colder northern waters, and the super slow waves that would just roll in without breaking, super sloooooooowwwwwwly. There were some good lefts and rights, which totally fucked me up. The LA beaches I frequent have equal opportunity waves that offer lefts and rights, so I don't get all that technical at this point. I'm gonna have to get used to that shit someday, so it's all good. I heard they had just c
New Week New Day
Actually this was not a bad day today. I have been working on a few things in the last couple of days. Getting ready to pain and i have been thinking of going to Nudefest! and the Popcorn Festival this weekend. I'm planning to see Transformers this weekend. I'm not expecting much with Micheal Bay Movies after Pearl Harbor though. On the fourth I just pretty much bummed out.
A Special Friend (from Bulletin Board From Booboo) Liked It So Much, Had To Blog It :)
A SPECIAL FRIEND You have always been a friend to me, From the first day that we met, You are someone very special, That I never will forget. You have a way about you, That always makes me smile, You talk to everybody, With confidence and style. Friendship is a very special thing, Like a flower it must grow, To show it's natural beauty, That's inside our very soul. You are a very heartfelt person, You care about everyone, You know when to stop and listen, You know when to laugh and have fun. So when life seems over whelming, And you feel like your burdens won't end, I will be there to comfort you, Because you are my special friend. Just wanted to take a minute and say thank you for being who you are. For always being there to lend a hand and to make someone smile.
Ur Eyes Good Enough To Read?
Judging "books By Their Cover"
He roars into the parking lot on his Harley. His hair blowing in the breeze. He parks the machine, shuts off the ignition and drops the kickstand. He removes the leather jacket exposing tattoo covered arms. Tucking his jacket under an arm, he heads to the entrance. He stop before entering to shake hands with the pastor and a few other members of the congregation. Not exactly what one expects with a description as such. None the less, our society is full of people who fit this description. these people happen to be kind hearted, intelligent and useful members of society. TO judge them by what they wear or how they look is blasphemy. To tell them they are wrong to be the way they are is not only harassment but, taking away their GOD/DESS given right to be a unique human being, taking away their right to be an individual in a society that is so quickly turning into an army of robots. How do we want our children to turn out? Free willed unique individuals with a zest for life, or drones, b
My Dreams
My dreams are something that comes and something that goes but its ok because when i look at life in the face i know that no matter what comes around goes around and i will always manage to make it through whatever is tossed at me.... I have had many dreams and alot of them have either come true or they have fallen down... But its all ok because i will make it through it all because i am something that alot of people think im not and thats strong. I dont have to prove myself to anyone but myself, and i dont even have to do that because i know who i am and i know what i need to do and i know what i want in life. Kiss of faith is a kiss of death. You have to watch were you land. For you dont know what the death will bring you of the kisses. The walk to take to open things for old and new things to end. I kissed my death, i walked my line now i open my eyes and make it worth all i can do and work towords makeing things all better. I will kiss my faith for death every now and then bu
Caprice Or Regal
to all you dumb fucks and jack asses out there i know how both cars run and checked the miles on it rims aint shit trust me i know and while your talkin shit your broke asses aint payin for the shit anyway so learn how to vote and shut the fuck up.
Dear Friends
Just wanted to let you all know why I won't be online much! Ok here goes. I was dating a guy from CT for 4 1/2 weeks. I found out he was a cheater and lied to me several times. I know 4 1/2 weeks is not along time. But thats 4 1/2 weeks I lost meeting other people. I lost several friends cause I was dating him. My choice to be offline more right now then online is due to in part of I found out what a true jerk he really is. I know a few guys are mad, upset or disappoined that I was dating him & I am sorry but I thought there was something there. BOY was I wrong. I still wanna be friends with those who are upset at me. I LOVE ALL OF MY FRIENDS DEARLY!!!!!!!!!!
Joke For The Day
joke Posted by neo in Joke WOrld Reloaded on January 09, 2007 2:39:00 AM Tags: joke A man lives with his parents his whole life. He doesn’t drink, smoke, or do anything of that nature. Most importantly, though, he doesn’t swear. After both of his parents have died, when he’s in his late fifties, he becomes lonely. He decides to go to the pet store, and buy a friend to talk to. He asks for the most talkative parrot that they have. They bring him a small, fluffy blue parrot, and he takes it home. Excitedly, he says, “hello, new friend, what would you like me to call you”. The parrot doesn’t reply. The man, thinking that the parrot must be unable to hear him, repeats the sentence a bit louder. The parrot replies with “I heard you the first time, A**hole”. Appalled, the man solemnly says “we don’t use that kind of language in this house”. Upon hearing this, the parrot starts screaming every profanity he’s ever heard, even in other languages. The man gets terribly upset, and
What Color Is My Death
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Amazing What Music And A Drive Can Do For You
Alright so there I was in the car a lil while ago driving aimlessly pondering what the hell I am doing. I was driving north and no clue as to where I was going or anything, just driving and thinking. I had no plan, I had no goal, and I just wanted to clear my mind. I guess in some way it worked because I was listening to the radio singing along once in a while and was transported back in time to some happier place, some happier memory, a happier Jessie so to speak. Isn’t it amazing how music has that ability at times? So, anyhow there I was when Pearl Jam came on the radio. Now I have never been a big grunge fan, never a big Pearl Jam fan, hell never a big Eddie Vedder fan . . . But Shannon on the other hand - she was so in love with him that she would have killed her first born just to meet him. That is what I was thinking about during that song, walking into her old bedroom and seeing posters of Eddie Vedder everywhere and listening to her tell me how wonderful he is because
Check Him Out He Does Ids
Hey my friend he a great guy and he also make id go check him out and read his blog about getting a id made Later a href="" target=_blank>☻Mr. Nice Guy☻OFFICIAL TEAM SHOCKER SECRETARY~ID MAKER~I.A.R. #35@ CherryTAP
Sexually Suggestive Lines From The Star Wars Trilogy...
Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy... 'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!' 'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?' 'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.' 'You've got something jammed in here real good.' 'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?' 'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.' 'Sorry about the mess...' 'Look at the size of that thing!' 'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!' 'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.' 'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.' 'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?' 'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.' 'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...' 'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.' 'Hurry up, golden-rod...' 'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?' 'Po
Only One
I am angry and sad this is true But somehow I can always talk to you Your words can calm a sever storm and can surrender this heart when torn My love for you will never go away but damnit why can't u say u only love me as a friend then i can go on believing in men
It Must Be Fate ....
So my Sis & BFF Persia had a set of 18th Century replica iron shackles she acquired last year. Some how she had lost them and has been trying to find them for the last several months. This past weekend she finally found them again, in her room. :) It must be a sign. Just like in Cinderella, if she finds the man that fits those shackles, she will find her true love. I wonder how many Prince Charmings will line up for the fitting. :)
Happy Independence Day!
yes it's independence day of Argentina... and sorry if i didn't answer your happy july 4th, but well, we do not celebrate it and it's only an american holiday that day i'm going to eat something typical called locro so happy independence day for the argentinian budds i have here :) (we are not a lot but yes there are!) i'll post more later :) with pics and all hugs
Will I Live To See 80?
WILL I LIVE TO SEE 80? I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!" Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a shit?"
The flame of the candle dances its life cought on the breeze that passes Life is like that flame fragile and flickering waiting to gutter out... The girl who stands in the bathroom staring at her reflection wondering what is it all for... The little boy who hides from the sting of the belt and the pain of broken bones just wants it to end... The woman who stands at the edge of the grave staring at the coffin of her baby girl who was at the wrong place at the wrong time... The old man who sits alone at the table he once shared with his soul mate who passed away and is feeling the cold of loneliness seep into his bones... The time comes when we can feel our flame dancing flickering and it makes us stop and think to contemplate out past and future trying to decide if we've done enough or do we need to do more... There are those who feel that their light is about to gutter giving up hope of that light ever getting stronger they decide to blow out the l
Open Source Cell Phone Vs Iphone
Jay Leno Hits The Nail On The Head
Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see.... "The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3s of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, "What we are so unhappy about?" Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year? Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Paci
What Sexual Activity Will You Go To Jail For
KRISTINA will go to jail for ... Celebrating nude day 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at
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Nietzsche On Men And Women
"The same emotions are in man and woman, but in different tempo; in that account man and woman never cease to misunderstand each other.....Nietzsche"
Hacker Info
This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PREFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log on the proper way
Thank You Baby
Hey baby I fell that same way about you and im glad you said that i was very happy when i read that thank you alot baby!
Pull It!!(song)
Hey mabe its time to get up on it! To start the fight and make it happen. Strive for something and follow through. Make it last and don't hold back. Grab it by the hair and pull it. Make it hard and don't let go. The strands of dreams and hope. Pull out if your dreams r thin,but hold out if your dreams r thick. Either Way They Need To Stick! Laziness is heaving me and won't let go. Its my Enemy thats winning me. Drama is upon my back with my enemy laughing at me, HYPOCRACY! (CHORUS) This cycle in my life is trash. Its time to throw it out and fast. Realizing life is short, thats going faster everyday.Wondering where life has went,Now its time to get a GRIP! Make it last and make it stick. Higher help is my friend. Rebbelion is what drew me in. Gone so long and don't know why. Its Time to FIGHT and not just try. Stand up and take his hand. It can't be done without this friend. I Take everything and I lift it up. You take it away and u fill my
What Is Sjogren's Syndrome?
Sjogren's {Pronounced SHOW-grins) syndrome is a chronic autoimmune inflammatory disease in which moisture-producing glands are damaged, significantly decreasing the quantity and quality of saliva and tears. The disease was first identified by Swedish physician, Henrik Sjogren, in 1933. Although the hallmark symptoms are dry eyes and dry mouth, Sjogren's also may cause dysfunction of other organs, affecting the kidneys, gastrointestinal system, blood vessels, lungs, liver, pancreas, and nervous system. Patients may experience extreme fatigue, and joint pain and have a higher risk of lymphoma. Sjogren's is one of the most prevalent autoimmune disorders, striking as many as 4,000,000 Americans. Nine out of ten patients are women. This and Lupus is a disease that I and many others suffer, please check out the website, you can either click on the link which is on my front page or go to Thank you! My next blog will be on Lupus
Breaking The Cherry....
So i've been with Cherry Tap a whole 2 days now and it's just crazy!! I haven't even started to find all the little "places" around the site yet... starting to get the hang of it though. I suddenly feel very old though lol... xx
I Learned A New Lesson.
I learned a new lesson, sometimes these things happen, sometimes cupid grabs arrows, and he just starts capping. And then starts kidnapping, wrapping young hearts in plastic, taking those hearts and blasting, other hearts with his madness. Going love crazy, baby. Or was it destined, maybe? Young brother from the hard knock, yo am I going crazy? Backside banging like a gangsta, if I was a cranksta, I'd call these other lame chicks a bunch of wankstas. But 4 real, her love is beautiful, unconditional, always down to the cutical, its wonderful. The love making be like blazing fury, that sexy thing, I'm bout to call her amazing glory Heres our story, we started talking casually, and cautionly And instantly, we was both hooked, just on the mentally I thought I had to have her, but I thought it'd be eventually She said she'd take me out to th club not thinkking greedily So I proceededly plan to show her, how much a boss I be. Got her on the da
!!!! How A Soldier Feels !!!
If I ever go to war Mom, Please don't be afraid. There are some things I must do, To keep the promise that I made. I'm sure there will be some heartache, And I know that you'll cry tears, But your daughter is a Soldier now, Mom, There is nothing you should fear. If I ever go to war Dad, I know that you'll be strong. But you won't have to worry, Cause you taught me right from wrong. You kept me firmly on the ground, yet still taught me how to fly. Your daughter is a Soldier now Dad, I love you Hooah, Even if I die. If I ever go to war Bro, There are some things I want to say. You've always had my back, and I know it's my time to repay. You'll always be my daybreak, through all of life's dark clouds, Your sister is a Soldier now, Bro, I promise I'll make you proud. If I ever go to war Sis, don't you worry bout me, I always looked out for you, but I can't do that anymore, Cause I'm a big sis to all in America. I love you so much and you know that, Your sister a soldie
For Those Who Care Enough To Want To Know Me.
I am taking a little bit different approach to blogs and wanted to throw something out there that would give people an idea as to who I am and what it is I represent. This will pretty much let everyone know where my heart is. My first 3 loves and only 3 true loves of my life are my beautiful wife Redheaded_Devildoll (Steph) and my beautiful boys whos names are Gabriel(7) and Isaac(3). If you have the opprotunity to look through my photos you can find them there :). I am transfering back to OH soon to manage a Sprint store and for the moment, life is good. Some of the things I would change on here is relitively simple. For those who are hating on other people I really only have this to say .. Fuck You!! Is you life that miserable that you want to just bring everyone else down to that level? You want to spread those cancerous feelings to everyone else and make them miserable too?? You people make me sick .. and it saddens me that you have nother better to do that to fu
Earth Healing
While modern allopathic medicine treats the biological aspect of our nature by making chemical adjustments to our system through drugs, the human body is both bio-chemical and electromagnetic in nature. The ancient Chinese philosophy of Acupuncture recognized this many thousands of years ago. They discovered a life force energy, which they called Ch'i energy, which they felt to be responsible for the health and functioning of all of our body systems. This Ch'i energy ran through a grid system throughout the body called meridians. If the meridians of our body were not open or functioning properly, this inhibited the flow of Ch'i energy through our body and consequent ill health was the result. So a system was developed of releasing the blockages to that flow of natural life force energy. This we know today as acupuncture and is practiced successfully with treating all kinds of disease around the world. The Earth is a Living Being whose body has many parallels to our own. We are ba
The Blank Page
With a pen and paper in front of me I couldn’t believe my eyes No words would come to me And I didn’t know why. No ideas in my head Cats, dogs, music People said But then I realized I just couldn’t do it. A blank page is all I had Why are there no words? Now I am very sad With nothing to insert. Since I have nothing to say And my pen has not moved I guess I will be on my way To help some friends be soothed.
Pass No Judgement
[[You have to click 'Reply To Poster', and then copy and paste in a different bulletin or you wont get the whole bulletin]]Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anerexic and belimec? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! Cliques"Gangstas""Preps""Nerds""Goths""Emos""Scene//Hardcore kids""Punks"^^^AND THATS NOT EVEN HALF OF THEM!Society in generalWe live in a world where if your not skinny, not beautiful, not sexy, not straight...your tortured, abused, and humiliated. We say that we are all equal but, there is still racism, sexism, and people judging others based on there religion, color, size, heritage, ect.IS THIS AMERICAN?
Thing For The Military Guys And Gals Fighting This War. Keep This Going Let Them Know We Still Care And Love Them Also They Are In Our Prayers!!!!!!
I HOPE I DO NOT HEAR OF ANYONE BREAKING THIS ONE OR SEE DELETED This is a ribbon for soldiers fighting in Iraq. Pass it on to everyone and pray. Something good will happen to you tonight at 11:11 PM. This is not a joke. Someone will either call you or will talk to you online and say that they love you. Do not break this chain. Send this to 13 people in the next 15 minutes. Go. SLEEP LAST NIGHT? Bed a little lumpy... Toss and turn any... Wish the heat was higher... Maybe the a/c wasn't on... Had to go to the john... Need a drink of water... ?????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????? Scroll down Yes... It is like that! Count your blessings, pray for them, Talk to your Creator and the next time when... the other car cuts you off and you must hit the brakes, or you have to park a little further from Walmart than you want to be, or you're
Dogging is a British euphemism for having sex in a semi-public place (typically a secluded car park) or watching others doing so. Frequently there are more than two participants, and group sex and sometimes even gangbangs occur. Observation is encouraged, thus voyeurism and exhibitionism are closely associated with dogging. The two sets of people involved often meet either randomly, or (increasingly) arrange to meet-up beforehand over the internet. In September 2003, the They cited the Internet and text messaging as very common ways of organising meetings. The original definition of Dogging, which is still a closely-related activity, is spying on couples having sex in a car or other public place. This can become habitual. Dogging has recently attracted some unfortunate mass media attention, and it has become difficult for curious newcomer couples to just casually park-up at a recognised dogging site without almost immediately being surrounded by a circle single males. A
Somthing To Think About!
[[You have to click 'Reply To Poster', and then copy and paste in a different bulletin or you wont get the whole bulletin]]Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anerexic and belimec? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! Cliques"Gangstas""Preps""Nerds""Goths""Emos""Scene//Hardcore kids""Punks"^^^AND THATS NOT EVEN HALF OF THEM!Society in generalWe live in a world where if your not skinny, not beautiful, not sexy, not straight...your tortured, abused, and humiliated. We say that we are all equal but, there is still racism, sexism, and people judging others based on there religion, color, size, heritage, ect.IS THIS AMERICAN?
Tuesday, July 03, 2007 I was Raped Current mood: hopeful Category: Life OKay here it goes.. ramblings from an introvert so I hope you can keep up. This blog will tie into my next blog. I was raped in Feb. of 2007. By a complete stranger in the parking lot of a club I've never been to before and never will again go to. I was in shock and denial the first week after it happened. I was numb. Then it hit me what really happened. I couldn't fake the smile anylonger. I was at church with my brother and his wonderful fiance'e, and after the service, i told them what happened to me. They weren't the first people I told, but the first to help me do what i needed to do. They took me to the Arlington Police Station, that turned out to be just right up the street from where I was raped. My brother and his fiance'e came into the empty room with me while I told the officer what happened that night in detail.. gave the location i was at, the discription of the hispanic
I Don't Know What To Do
I am pregnant and just dont know what to do or anything like that. My man up and left me. I just hate this but I am strong and I know that I can do this all by myself with the love and support of my family. I just don't know about him.. what should I do..
Why Are You An Ass?
This is to my kids father who has put me through hell for years on end..... Each day that goes by, I ask myself why? Why do I feel this way? Even when you push me away? I always say "I love you" Is that hard for you to say it too? I count my blessings each day. And ask the lord to show me the way. The path to happiness is all I ask, And then he shows mem that you're an ass. Ao I think and ponder, Oh now I see no wonder, We aren't meant to be, Even though we have children.... Three! I see you trying to get better, But is it for me? Or for another? I guess only time will tell, If deep in love with me again you fell. This was written by me on 11/12/2000 at 4am
Some Of The Report Of What Was Found In The Autopsy Of Chris, Nancy And Daniel Benoit Part 2
WWE ISSUES STATEMENT REGARDING TOXICOLOGY REPORT - WWE issued a statement just moments ago regarding the toxicology report on Chris Benoit. The full statement reads as follows. "WWE understands that the toxicology reports for Chris Benoit indicate that he tested positive for testosterone and negative for anabolic steroids. On Mr. Benoit's last drug test in April 2007 administered by Aegis Labs, he tested negative for anabolic steroids and for testosterone. Given the toxicology report of GBI released today, it would appear that Mr. Benoit took testosterone sometime after his April 2007 test and the time he died. WWE understands that his dealings with Dr. Astin are currently being investigated, and WWE has no knowledge of whether Dr. Astin prescribed testosterone for Mr. Benoit at some point after the April 2007 tests. For over 20 years, the WWE has been demonstrating our concern for the well being of our contracted athletes, instituting drug testing in 1987 leading up to ou
Some Of The Report Of What Was Found In The Autopsy Of Chris, Nancy And Daniel Benoit Part 3
From The Associated Press: Medical Examiner's Report DECATUR, Ga. (July 17) - Investigators said Tuesday they found steroids and other drugs in the body of pro wrestler Chris Benoit, who killed his wife and young son last month before hanging himself in the family's home. Besides steroids, Benoit's body contained the anti-anxiety drug Xanax and the painkiller hydrocodone, according to a statement from the Georgia Bureau of Investigation. The GBI said Benoit tested negative for blood alcohol. Benoit's wife, Nancy, tested positive for Xanax, hydrocodone and the painkiller hydromorphone. The son, Daniel Benoit had Xanax in his system, the agency said. The GBI said it could not perform tests for steroids or human growth hormones on the son because of a lack of urine. The test results were expected to shed more light on Benoit's last moments. Authorities said Benoit killed his wife and 7-year-old son in their suburban Atlanta home, placed Bibles next to their bodies and then h
You scored as A Slave To BDSM, Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100% Sex God90% A Romantic35% Virgin18% How are you in bedcreated with
Courage, Honor, Commitment = Marines
A Changed Man
Their once was a man who went in to battle, so all could be free He was strong and mighty and fought as bravely as he could be He knew what he was there for and what had to be done Knowing each day that the end of his life could come So he struggle and fought hard and did the best he knew Knowing that when it was time to leave there would be only a few Then there came that dreadful day when his service was no more He came home and seen and wonder, what was it all for No one understood him and didn’t even care For what he saw here, was just what he left there As time went on and the years had past He was a different man but with the same mask He struggle more and more each day as it went alone And was dieing inside not knowing what was going wrong He became hard and ugly, anger and mean, broken and evil for all to see For there was no pleasures, love and hope in his heart or dreams He was no longer the man he use to be
Well Done Angel's
~ Aerosmith - Living On The Edge ~
Update On Me And My Family
Ok big update on me.. I am still hanging in there that is all I could do for right now.. But glad to say that I may be a really good mood but I have been writting alot of poems and it is making me feel a little better but I am going to keep on writing them that is what I am going to do.. Grandpa is doing really great just hanging in there.. He asked me to help him out and I say yes so I have alot of work to do.. What I have been doing well all I have been doing is Chores yep chores around the house to keep the house clean.. I am kind of tired but been getting up at 7:45am CST and I do work really fast lol.. But it is all good.. Not much my birthday is about 6 weeks to go and I am so damn exicted about it lol.. I am going to get myself a birthday cake.. Um yes I will be in tears because my grandma is not here with me I know she is watching over me.. I just need to get the hell out of here.. But when I can get the money I will leave this stupid place.. Well I will keep you all post
How Does She Get Away With This?
Alrighty folks.. This lady (term used loosely , like her), PRECIOUS ANGEL@ fubar rated my CHILD nsfw!!!! I removed her as a friend, because she left inappropriate comments on my friends pics, and on my children's pics. I'm sorry, but, I do not see the point of telling me how she wants to bed my friends, and making lewd comments about my children, then flipping out and yelling at me when I ask her to stop. Was I in the wrong of asking her to stop? They were making my friend upset, and the nasty comments about my children were making me sick. I think I have every right to be PISSED! As soon as I removed her as a friend... not blocked her, just removed her, she went NUTS! In a matter, of 5 mins, I had 5 emails from ct/fubar, telling me that my pics were NSFW. MY CHILDREN AND FAMILY PICS!!!! Sorry but, I do NOT need friends like that. Its sick and wrong. ~A~
Invite To The Fubar
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My Week
As a lot of you will know, I went to my dads funeral last thursday night, and decided to spend some time with one of my uncles, and only got back very late wednesday. First of all, the funeral was strange, 'cause even though everyone there was related (except for mt mum and a couple of random people) there were 6 of my dads brothers but no one really knew anybody (especially me 'cause i'd only met one of them before) because they hardly kept in touch, and if anything, thats the best thing my dad ever did, bring his brothers together again. The next day I had a few cans of cider and chatted with my uncle for a few hours and learnt a lot about the family and just had a good talk. That saturday I went out with the same uncle and his wife and got a bit drunk, lol, and had a good time. Spent the next couple of days with him just walking around town really and watching tv with him and on the tuesday got to hang out with one of my cousins for most of the day, and got on with her quite w
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Tha Thinkin Man!
Tha Thinkin Man! Current mood: St.Bizzile! Category: St.Bizzile! Writing and Poetry i'm tha thinkin tha thinkin man u can say whatever and i'll put u out wit tha rhymes dat come out my mouth man (3x) (A DOT CIZZLE) U know who it be just dat old ass Addison frum dat St.Bernard, Louisiana. Dats my Parish,Hood,and my Homeland don't make me come in rape ur ass on dese words and beats mane, cause I aint playin aruond ya feel and dig what I'm sayin.I'm comin wit dis Super Soulja shit I speak, cause I don't do it fa a week i just do it 325 daily,cause realness is what I'm playin. If u fake don't holla, but if ur real we could become a team and make millions of dollars. Imma let tha flow fly out tha mouth,cause Imma 20 year old holdin down tha real south.Shit I'll hit yall wit tha truth not tha clip so cowoards don't trip, cause its Tha Thinkin Man and I'm disappointed at some of my dawgs,but now fa ur haters u got me aggravated and dats ur hint.Dem haters are really in
FIRST AND FOREMOST.....Just a disclaimer, anything I write in this blog is purely fictional and fantasy. If some find it offensive I apologize. I know cops are public servants but this is fiction. Called out on a routine call, the officer is anxious to get it over with and go home for the night. He figures it will be quick no arrest just a verbal warning, it is only disturbing the peace after all. When he pulls into the bar parking lot he sees a crowd of people standing outside. " What now" he thinks to himself. As he approaches he hears a womans voice yelling, soft sweet voice, but very pissed off. He pushes his way through the crowd and is shocked at what he sees. The woman is barely five foot tall, and she has a tall rough looking guy cornered, telling him off and holding a purse in her hand ready to club him with it. He has to keep from laughing, the picture before him is so comical. He stops for a moment taking in the situation, and cant help giving her t
Apartment Rental A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and Agrees to spend the night with her for $500. He spends the night with her but before he leaves, He tells her that he does not have any cash with him, But he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, Calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, Realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note: Dear Madam: : Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your Apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I Rented the apartment, I was under the impression that; 1) it had never been occupied; 2) that there was plenty of heat; and 3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, That there wasn't any heat, and
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i want to, but i wont, i can, but i cant, i need to, but im afraid too. All this b/c iLy.... i thot missin`you was only for today i thot needin`you would go away.. why do i see you in everything i do? why does the sunshine remind me of you &`after all this, Ur still around
Yep, Using The Crush Again
This time around, she found me, and we get along so well I can't believe it. That said, I will apologize for what I posted earlier. My last girlfriend was pulling a Transformer and never had the chance to tell me about it. The situation was more than meets the eye. I'm still not going to say her name because I don't want anyone going to her page and slamming her. She's going through enough already, and I told her that fubar is the LAST place you need to be if you're hurting that much. Some things are outside our control, but we can still choose what we do. It's what you do when life hands you your a$$ that makes you who you are. You have to focus on the things you love and just try to keep moving forward. Update: Easy come, easy go. She and I wanted the same thing, but for different reasons. Those reasons are making me think twice already.
Please Keep The Ball Rolling! For "2007" Throw it back to someone else who means something to you! A ball is a circle, No beginning, no end. It keeps us together Like Our Circle of Friends. But the treasure inside for you to see is the treasure of friendship You've granted to me. Today I pass the friendship ball to you. Pass it on to someone who is a friend to you. When You Receive This , You're requested to roll it on to all your friends,including the person that sent it to you! The ball is in your hands! Don't drop the ball!!
American Idol 2007 Episode 33 - Idol Gives Back
Tonight's episode is going to be an extravaganza. In fact, I imagine it is likely to rival the grand finale. There are going to be some very special guests including a wing man [woman] for Ryan in the form of this years Oscar presenter Ellen Degeneres. Not only that, but the Idols will be getting some coaching from one of the recording industry's biggest names, Bono from the Irish mega-group U2. It's going to be a massive show with some cool stuff about how we can all play a part in having a positive effect on poverty and poor living standards in both Africa and at home in the United States. Before we get into tonight's show though, let's quickly recap last nights performances. Chris Richardson sang Change the World Melinda Doolittle sang There Will Come a Day Blake Lewis sang
Not sure what im feeling about now juat kinda blank i guess not sad not happy just kinda out there like Sabbaths Planet Caravan (dl it if you havent head it thats how i feel lol) here are the lyrics We sail through endless skies stars shine like eyes the black night sighs The moon in silver trees falls down in tears light of the night The earth, a purple blaze of sapphire haze in orbit always While down below the trees bathed in cool breeze silver starlight breaks down the night And so we pass on by the crimson eye of great god Mars as we travel the universe Its a great song anyways back to me lol Still just blank im sure this will pass but man i really dont like this feeling
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I'm Always Relieved...
I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it. -George Carlin
Okay My First Blog Here
Okay to start off I can be really sarcastic at times. So please take me with a grain of salt or two. I'm easy to get along with as long as you don't mess with my friends or family, what is mine or my money. That's fairly simple I think or I hope. Now I'm on here to make new friends sometimes to see what kind of trouble I can get into also. I'm not looking for a boyfriend or anything like that. Have one husband and that's plenty at one time believe me. Now don't freak here folks he knows that I speak to other guys and he don't get jealous, also he knows that I have friends who are guys also. Basicly, I'm a down to earth person who's fun loving, takes on what life gives her. Granted I get upset about it sometimes and I will have my bitch fit because I can. I'm very blunt and to the point alot of times. Okay this is the end of my first blog here if you have any questions please ask. I'll do my best to answer them for you
From A Friend
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -- Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My love, you take my breath
For You....
I was on the Internet one night. And came across someone so nice. We introduced ourselves and talked about certain things. But never did I know that this could be. How could it be that you're so far but yet near. When constantly, I'm wishing you were here. Why is it that the treasures you long for most, Are always so far, but never too close? I thank God for sending you my way. And to see you soon is what I pray. Everthing I do, I can't do without thinking of you. All I can do is hope my wish come true. I can't figure out what to do. All I seem to think about is you. Before I go to bed and when I wake up too. That's how I know these feelings are true. Sometimes I'm scared to open up to you. Wondering if this is really true. It's funny how one night we're online. Then the next, you whisper in my ear "Goodnight".
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Howdy, I wanted to drop all of my internet radio friends an email first of all to say thanks for all your past help & support of myself and the other Indie artists. Secondly I wanted to let you know that I have a new CD out entitled 'Tumbleweed In Times Square'. I'd appreciate it if you'd take a quick listen and consider adding some of my new songs to your playlists. You can download them directly from here in full broadcast quality. If you are unable to download just drop me a line and I will see that the files are sent to you asap. Just let me know which songs you'd like to have. All The Best, JK Coltrain -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- View this Digital Promo Kit online at or visit for more information.
Peter Britt's Book
Letting everyone know that the book is now being printed, so it will be available worldwide within a few weeks. For those who have pre-ordered the book, I will have the pre-order copies, those books will be mailed out very soon. Thanks to everyone for you continued friendship and support, it means a great deal :) Peter They are now up and available at this link: Peter Britt's Ring Tones And the book links are below. Please enjoy and thank you for all your very warm support and friendships :) Here are the links to get your copy right away: Use this link to purchase the hardcover book:Click here for the hard cover book Use this link to purchase the paper back book: Click here for the paper back book
My Longest Blog To Date Since Being On Ct/fubar
Ok, I have noticed a few things needs to be addressed here and it goes as follows, I'm not mad at anyone per say but I really don't like the words, "retard", "gimp", "cripple" or any thing close to that being said about me or anyone else with a disability, I'll try to let the person know in civilized tone on here without having to use caps but if I have too well, I won't be happy and I will deal with that person by blocking them and removing them from my list and that is a promise here for sure. Secondly, if you recall a while back in one of my older blogs that I said I would never rate guys at all, well, I'm modifying that policy to where I will rate guys pics as long as they're not NSFW of course but if they are then no, I won't at all, it's not me at all and I think people know that by now anyways. Third thing is, I created one of them chat boxes that you can put down on your profile and I like it that way even though I do have a lounge but since nobody comes in there, I guess this
The New Me.
I havent been on hyre in almost a year. But im back! hell yeaa! Not much has changed about me, i dont think anyway. All my pics are old so ill hafta add new ones and then delete the old. My hair is still black. I had it blond-ish orange for a while but went back black.. great choice if i do say so myself! I hope no one has forgotten me and ill be on more than i was before i quit! i hope to talk to all my old people. ive missed yall! so bye! Katherine..
Future And Past
Do you think about what could happen in the future The way that you live your life changed completely All of your surroundings becoming something never seen before The flutter of questions that shall surround the mind Why do things occur without warning or notice How do we handle moments that make us hate ourselves There are many things we need to ask ourselves So that our future isn't something predictable. Do you ever reflect about what the past was about How what we take for granted never existed long ago The things that make us realize how things really have changed Another group of feelings and ideas that influence us today Are we going to repeat what happened in the past Do you really know what was fact from fiction then Something we learn that in hope to never happen again The occurring moments that brings back bad thoughts And what we believe could never be handled if occured a second time.
July 28th, 2007
Item 1) Games I bought a game for the PS2 called Ratchet & Clank. Heard it was good, and what I look for in a game, so I'd give it a try. I haven't been playing much of games worth lately, but I'm not as determined to master something in less than a week anymore. - Item 2) Writing I have not written any new poems since last week. Any poems I'll be putting up now are not exactly new or recent... more like five to six months ago. As for my story, I just seem to procrastinate despite many people asking when I plan to start the next chapter. Just haven't gotten around to it. - Item 3) Emotions I talk to someone often, then I don't hear much from them at all. It's starting to get obsessive, and I wish I wasn't doing this to myself. I did it once before and I lost all sense of character to myself. I ignored friends and just did nothing but hope I'd talk to that one person who I wanted to for the longest time. Whenever I get this way, I want to end up being emo or something and jus
Schütz - St Matthew Passion
(While I'm an atheist, I do listen to a lot of religious music, and music with religious themes- some of it by composers of unsettled faith like Vaughan Williams or even agnostics like Havergal Brian, but much by firmly convinced composers like JS Bach as well. Anyhow.) Heinrich Schutz's St Matthew Passion, a late (1665?) work by this (1585-1672) German composer, is remarkable. Choral/solo vocal throughout as required at the time. I taped it because I was sleepy - very little sleep this past day-and, but woke up and caught part of it... and what I caught grabbed the attention. The setting of Christ's appeal Why hast thou forsaken me?? (I translate...) (he wrote, like Haydn, a separate work devoted itself to the 7 Last Words) is given to a soloist, flowing melody written (and sung, in the two-decade old live performance that was broadcast) with deep feeling... Hour-long work, I recommend hearing it.
All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces. Bright and early for their daily races, going nowhere. And their tears are filing up their glasses. No expression. Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow, No tomorrow..... And i find it kind of funny, i find it kind of sad. The dreams in which im dying are the best I have ever had. I find it hard to tell u, cause i find it hard to take.
12 Signs You Had Too Much To Drink
Last One For Tonight.......
I Fucking Give Up
THATS IT... ENOUGH SAID...ENOUGH DONE....JUST FUCKING SHOOT ME..... IF ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS SCREW ME THEN TELL ME I ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS JACKOFF TO MY PICS THEN TELL ME BUT DO NOT GET MY HEART AND FEELINGS INVOLVED UNLESS YOU PLAN ON TAKING CARE OF THEM I'm sorry..if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorry..if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry..if I'm not tan enough for you.I'm sorry..if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry..If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry..if I'm too tall or short for you.I'm sorry..if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like meI'm sorry..if my hair is not long enough.sorry...if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.
Road Rage Or Stupid Drivers?
OMG!! who else out there is annoyed by those lil granny-type drivers? the ones that drive 20miles under the limit, out in the fast lane none the less. then theres just the idiots that drive out in the fast lane..not passin anyone, just crusin' that when u have to pass them in the slow lane they flip ya off!! What the hell is up w/ that shit? and another thing...what the hell is up w/ the people that are out in the fast lane and take the exit from that lane cutting others off?!!! not sure if its lack of proper med dosages or if its just road rage, but damn...i just wanna have a big ol' monster truck and show these idiots a few lessons. I have been in several accidents...NONE OF WHICH WERE MY FAULT!!! Now whats that tell ya?
You Got It Right Andy
AMEN ANDY ROONEY ! Right on, Andy Rooney! Andy Rooney said on '60 Minutes' a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens... Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason; that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, i
Nude Beach
LITTLE BOY AT NUDE BEACH A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach in Tampa . As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why. She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother: "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets
Shark Week!!!!!
Good Morning, another scorching predicted for the West Side of Lower Michigan today. Mid to upper 90’s color me hot… But, Shark week is still going on, on the discovery channel whoo hoo! I am such a geek on stuff of that nature. Throw in an adventure with knights of the round table and I am in seventh heaven. But honestly I do get mesmerized by the fascination of those creatures of the deep and not so deep. I once seen a internet video of a Shark airborne, it escapes me what was video enhanced in that it was attacking in flight from the sea. I think it was a surfer. But in realistic values the video that had been enhanced was that of a Great White Shark trouncing a seal. Yes those huge sometimes 15 to 20 foot eating machines can go airborne from deep to speeds that allow them to jettison their whole body out of the ocean and clamp onto it’s next meal. Feel safe in a boat now do ya? Honestly that is not the only shark that can do so. The Mako is another streaky fast cruiser of the ocean
The Doll And The Rose
The Doll and the Rose I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she
Was An Interesting Job
My new job was pretty much easy enough to do, I like the responsibility and it keeps me busy enough. I pretty much keep track of what components are being used by the machine operators and order from the warehouse with a hand held scanner anything they are going to need as they use them. Whats real interesting is it is all done in a static free clean room. No dust, and you have to test your static electricity thru out the night. We wear a strap over the heel of our shoes strapped to our leg so we build up no static electricity. I go back in again tonight and tomorrow night before the weekend off. I have tried to reach a few friends thru shouts, really not haring from too many of you now that I am working more :( but so goes it on a site for immediate attention. Not sure why nobody likes to use messeges anymore, but tells me how many real friends I have. To those I have heard from, thanks for keeping my Fubar experience pleasurable. Keith
Ten Thoughts To Ponder For 2007
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2007 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry & Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish & you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet & he won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky.......... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is weird and people take
What Animal Guide Would You Produce If You Could Cast A Patronus?
You scored as Tiger, It is only likely you would produce a tiger as your protector. Like you it has a wild and fierce nature although this can be hidden. Passionate but sometimes harsh natured you tend to be alone as your own person. Dolphin100% Tiger100% Stag100% Owl63% Cat50% Elephant31% What Animal Guide Would You Produce If You Could Cast A Patronus?created with
Free Sample Sexual Soul Mates Reading For Lady K & Daddy Mcspanks
Lady K's Sun Conjunct Daddy McSpanks' Mercury: Talking and sharing ideas is highlighted in your relationship, including your sex life. You tend to be rather adventurous in the bedroom; you both enjoy trying new things together and talking about what you experience, both during and after. If either of you experience any problems in your sex life together, you have a good chance of working them out to your mutual satisfaction, with the help of books, toys or just good conversation. Daddy McSpanks' Sun Opposition Lady K's Saturn: In the early stages of your relationship Daddy McSpanks is likely to feel attracted to Lady K's disciplined, steady approach to sex and intimacy, as these qualities are quite different from Daddy's natural daring and impulsiveness. However, over time these same qualities can begin to feel restrictive, limiting, even oppressive to Daddy McSpanks. Lady K can fall into the role of constantly trying to rein Daddy in, causing Daddy McSpanks to feel
You Don't Love Me Anymore
The words decay slowly on sweet lover’s lips, The consumption makes me crazy rabid Voices push pull me fever burns quickly Searing its poison through my veins Boiling douche reality screaming You don’t love me anymore Lightning cracks the sky in half Violence is contagious if I’m not careful There may be a tornado in my disease Voices scream and excite me, leave me Dazed and willing, breathless and sweating Alone and broken You don’t love me anymore Poison of your words infects me Corrodes me corrupts me jades me Now I am the bitch you called me before Heartless and vengeful, the unholy child Of your new union Borne bastard with you my father Because you were never really a man anyway And lies bleed absinthe into your bastard lips You don’t love me anymore
In Honor Of Women
In Honor Of The Women In My Life A handsome, middle aged man walked quietly into the cafe and sat down. Before he ordered, he couldn't help but notice a group of younger men at the table next to him. It was obvious they were making fun of something about him, and it wasn't until he remembered he was wearing a small pink ribbon on the lapel of his suit that he became aware of what the joke was all about. The man brushed off the reaction as ignorance, but the smirks began to get to him. He looked one of the rude men square in the eye, placed his hand beneath the ribbon and asked, quizzically, "This?" With that the men all began to laugh out loud. The man he addressed said, as he fought back laughter, "Hey, sorry man, but we were just commenting on how pretty your little ribbon looks against your blue jacket!" The middle aged man calmly motioned for the joker to come over to his table, and invited him to sit down. As uncomfortable as he was, the guy obliged, not really sure
Back To Work!!!!
WOOOOHOOOO!!! Yes finally after being out of work for a month, I am back in my game. and the feeling is awesome!!!!I am the type of person that really just cannot sit around and do nothing, so I was going stir-crazy. No more unemployment to claim for me. I am going to be making some pretty good money. Much better environment and alot closer to home. Plus it is what I know how to do. I won't disclose on here what exactly it is or where because of certain people who think they can try and ruin my life, But just know that it is nothing stupid, skanky, or illegal in any way shape or form, I mean c'mon, I have kids and a wonderful husband, plus I am not one to sell myself short.those who ACTUALLY KNOW me, know that I'm not one who can be knocked down so easily. Tootles~`Jen
Bbg And Coolest Guy Ever 8-4-07
These are 10 of the nicest ppl that are known to fubar... Not that everyone is not nice... Just these 10 stuck out today!!! Fan them... Rate them... Add them... Show them some fubar love! And dont forget the pimp and pimpette bringing these great ppl to you!!! Stephanie Lynn@ fubar LSD's SHELL ~WILL ALWAYS PIMP A/LSD & COOLEST GUY EVER~~STEALING SYN~~@ fubar *~Alice in Wonderland¢â~*@ fubar " Archangel "#2 S*U*P/ F-A-R/nWo confederete@ fubar *Blinky*AKA*Girlblink182*StewieGriffin's Wife/Naughty Girl of ☼¡×TheMILFBombers¡×☼*@ fubar *MsRetta* *#3of*S*U*P* *MsRacks07*@ fubar **NSFW**PRINCE JESSE**N**CREW**@ fubar Licia***if you show me some luv plz pm me so i can return the favor**@ fubar Dark Enigma@ fubar
I Am The Luckiest Man On Earth
Angel you were absolutely beautiful this morning, I could not think of a better way to start my day. This morning was a shining example of why every day with you is Christmas. You know exactly what to do to make me feel so very special. As though being loved by the most beautiful woman ever, was not enough, I am the luckiest man on earth. And the whole world could hear my heart beat today Angel, the whole world. I love you.
I see a woman who has been beat Playing her silly games And she just dug herself in too deep To the point where she is going to leap There's a point, You don't know where you're going Theres a time When you'll need to stop playing This is it When you have been caught and you're going down You've dug a hole that is too deep Can barely crawl to the peak No way you'll be back on your feet You've dug a hole that is too deep Curl up like a baby and watch you weep You played the game Breaking too many hearts Girl, you have got to know You can't play both sides Or you will wind up in a spiral slide Down to hell where you fell Fire so hot, you feel the burning on your feet You've dug a hole that is too deep Can barely crawl to the peak No way you'll be back on your feet You've dug a hole that is too deep Curl up like a baby and watch you weep Oh, you are in way too deep You will never get back to your feet All you can do is weep Fire so hot, you feel t
Lucky If I Let You.....
An Intelligent Look At Insane...part 2
Despite all their hard work on the 4th Joker's Card, "The Great Milenko" is pulled from shelves on the day of it's release. Southern Baptist coalitions boycotted Disney on it's remote involvement with the Ellen television show, a sitcom depicting the lifestyle of a Lesbian. Disney, in a move to clean up it's act, finds out what Hollywood has been doing with ICP, and tries to sweep it under the carpet to improve company image. ICP, on the other hand, doesn't accept this. The ensuing label debate creates a huge scandal for Hollywood records, and this is perhaps one of the biggest times for publicity of ICP. Many people are hearing about ICP for the first time ever, in a media frenzy, and what they hear is: "novelty band 'Insane Clown Posse', consisting of two white rappers who look like KISS only in clown face paint, get dropped for trying to put out an obscene album through Disney". Naturally, considering the paradigms involved, this began a tsunami negative publicity, that exists to th
Be Yourself
Guns And Roses - Sweet Child O Mine
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Relationship Status Survey
YOU OPENED IT.. NOW YOU HAVE TO DO IT OR YOU'LL NEVER BE WITH THE PERSON YOU LOVE.. AND BE HONEST. . DON'T CHICKEN OUT. . . . 1) Single, Taken, Naked, or Flirty 2) Are you happy with that? 3) Have you ever had your heart broken? 4) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok? 5) Have you ever talked about marriage with another person? 6) Do you want children? 7) How Many? 8) Would you consider adoption? 9) If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? 10) Do you want someone you can't have? 11) Have you fallen in love? 12) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries? 13) Do you believe that you can change for someone? 14) Is it a good day? 15) Have you ever wished you could have someone but you couldn't? 16) Have you ever broken a heart before? 17) Does your ex still have feelings for you? 18) Do you still have feelings for them?
My Dream.....
dreamed we were asleep on our sides, my back to your front, and I wake up before you,your arm across my waist and my body pressed up against you. I take your hand from my waist and place it on my breast, which fills your hand and as soon as I feel it there my nipples immediately start to get hard. I press my ass against you tighter, feeling you get hard behind me, although you are still sleeping. I feel my heart pounding, and I begin to moan, knowing the touch of you anywhere on my body would get me hot. I move your hand from my breast and let it slide down my body until it is between my thighs. I move your fingers until they are touching my hard, swollen, clit. The wetness of me is on your fingertips. I turn over to face you and I slide up your body until my lips can touch your closed eyelids, where I gently kiss each one. Moving my hand to the side of your face, I smile, as I trail my hand downward to your lips and trace the shape of them with my finger tips. Touching you excites
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I Saw This And Made It Mine
QUOTE : "Lust Is When You Love What You See. Love Is When You Lust For What's Inside"
Tonights Date!
Well everyone I had a very nice dinner date tonight! Met the gentleman at the Crowne Plaza here on Hamilton st in allentown and then went to Pasta Bella inside the Lehigh Valley Mall for dinner. Stuffed shells and salad yummy. Nice conversation as we ate. Then we walked around the mall and I showed him the stores that i normally shop at, such as the Deb! Much too my surprise he bought me this dress which i am sending a photo of and also a "hoodie" black with hearts all over it. In addition to this he paid for my meal, as well as the cost for my escorting him on a dinner date. When i got home i was surprised to find inside the sealed envelope was the cost but on top of that was even extra!!! This guy was a true gentleman!!! I look forward to more of these escorting events.. Hugs and Kisses Kelly
Help Me Level?!?!?!
I need less than 7k pts to level!! And I know I have several new friends who haven't rated my pics yet. Please help me level any way that you can. Send me a message saying you did so and I will return the favor for you. Also please repost this bulletin for me so your friends can help me out too!
Parents Who Drugged Us!!!!!? ?
Parents who drugged us!!!!!? ? The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question. Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up? I replied, I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity. I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and cockleburs out
My New Favorite Tv Station.
It's been a while since I've updated this thing, but I have some great new photos from my weekend. Until I get the chance to post them, enjoy this story about my new favorite tv station. KUNT --
My Favorite Baseball Fans
So I took a trip up north 2 hours to Anaheim stadium to see the Boston Angel game. As you all know I LOVE the Red Sox. I took my 6 month old son with me so he could experience his first Sox game, although he probaly won't remember it. So I am walking through crowds of people, To my surprise there was alot of sox fans it was so awesome. My seats were so far up! it was crazy steep too! I am walkin up these stairs with Lee in one arm and my stroller in the other with my diaper bag around my neck all these damn angel fans just watch me some even give dirty looks. Out of the sea of red a navy blue familiar hat stands up, a sox fan walks down the stairs grabs the stroller and diaper bag and helps me up to my seat. He couldn't of been nicer. I showed him my ticket and he's like looks like your sittin with us! :) I was so happy I got to sit with a group of sox fans nicest people ever! They were out here from New England visiting family. The sad part of the night was we lost :( but we didn't sw
Some think bikers are mean, Some dressed in leathers and others in jeans. You don't like our patches or the clothes that we wear, You hate our bandannas and you hate our long hair. You don't like our scooters and our loud noisy pipes, You think we're not loyal to the Stars and Stripes. You don't like our patches that are worn on our vests, You think we're so different from all the rest. But the truth is, Mister, we're kind of alike, You drive a car and I ride a bike. You have no tattoos of our uncle sam, But we fought side by side in Viet Nam. So the next time your children are running around, Enjoy their freedom, and the fun that they've found. Remember us bikers and all that we do, We feed our lost veterans, we're red white and blue! We bring toys for tots and toys for a smile, By riding our bikes for miles and miles. You see, us bikers have never forgot, Our homeless veterans and our homeless tots. We are loyal to our clubs and true
Second Life
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My Goodbye To A Great Man Rip Ray I Will Miss You
rest in peace my sweet friend GO REST HIGH ON THE MOUNTAIN MY SWEET SEXY FRIEND Free MySpace slideshows, photo and video editing at
Had My Stash Taken Away
whats going on 1st it was mumms but how i ve had my stash taken away i found out when i went in a stash and got this You are not allowed to rate stashes its one big joke
Going To War!
Mighty Lord, preserve us from jeopardy. Take Thee now faith and love, thine inheritance. Grant vict'ry o'er our treacherous and cruel enemies, and to our land bring peace. O Mighty Lord, hear our lowly prayer, And by Thy shining, holy light Grant us, O Lord, peace again. O Mighty Lord, hear our prayer and save our people. Forever, forever. Amen.
---------------bits And Pieces---------------
The longest survey you'll ever fill out! Do the world a favor: fill it out and post it for all your friends. Do this because the person who sent it to you didn't sit here for ages for nothing. Answer all the questions honestly, no lying to avoid stuff. Starting Time: 12:01 PM Name: Tiffany Sisters: N/A Brothers: Terence Shoe size: 8 1/2 Height: 5'6" What are u wearing? blue jeans and purple tank top Favorite Number? 13 Favorite Drink: Dr. Pepper Favorite Month: June Favorite Breakfast ceral: Cinnamon Toast Crunch ***********Have You Ever***************** Broken a bone: yes Been in a police car: yea (only cause dad was cop and he drove to school) Been on a boat? yes Fallen asleep in school: yes Cried when someone died: yes Saved emails? yes Been cheated on:yes --------------------------Ever Had- ------------------------------- Chicken pox: yeah Sore throat: yeah Stitches: yes -------------------Do You------------------------------------ Like picnics? ye
Why Are People So Fake!
why do people add you as a friend but when they are on they never wanna talk
Something Must Be Wrong
Something Must Be Something must be wrong with me with all this hurt inside, always bursting with anger, and never any pride. Something must be wrong with me if all I do is cry, I can't stop this pain all I want to do is die. Something must be wrong with me if my emotions run wild, all this confusion does is make me feel like a lost child. Something must be wrong with me with all these terrible things, always there and never gone depression is what it brings. Something must be wrong with me if I can't stop these thoughts, all this pain does is turn my stomach in knots. Something is truly wrong with me when I think there's only one way out, "Let this pain end," is all my heart will shout.
I Cant Be Your Happy Ending
I can’t be your happy ending! This last year has brought on so many changes in my life that there are times when I stop and look around me and think to myself how the hell did this happen. How did I get here? Where did my life as I knew go. What can possibly happen in the next year? In a years time I have left my husband of 10 years, had my heart broken by the love of my life, lost 50 plus pounds creating a body I never had before, started a job that helped create that body, and most recently had a tragedy in my life that I would never wish on anyone. Leaving me very jaded towards the world and leaving me very hollow inside. Along the way I have met some really wonderful men. Very well intentioned men who want to sweep me off my feet take care of me for the rest of my life! Want to make me their wife! Most of all they want my love my heart. I gave my heart away once and it came back riddled with holes. The wounds are healing slowly and I am beginning to understand just
I Seen This And This Is Their Only Memory Many Won't Be Comin Home So Im Puttin It In My Blog
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Freinds With Benefits :)
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled monkey food... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "I'm yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", and it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery
I get ask what my biggest one is . Which does surprise alot of people. I have decided to just do a blog on it so I am less likely to be asked. For a nice night up in the hills. Having alittle wind blowing where I can feel it in the hot tub creasing my body and feeling it move my hair around alittle. It starts to snow just a tiny bit where I am able to see the stars still . I placed low lite burning candles all around the hot tub. Some of them burn out because of the snow. I can hear some of the wild animals off a ways. Feeling alittle one with nature. The have some nice classical music on just low enough I can hear it but just alittle so I can still hear the wild animals. Someone is with me in the hot tub across from me . They look me in the eyes as they move across to come closer to me. Then once they get close enough they take one hand and cup my face and take the other and hold the back of my kneck . They come in closer while pulling me towards them and start to kiss
It's Almost Done...
Check out the pics in the "Lobotomy" folder. It is almost finished. Yet another way to try and do myself in in the most gruesome and horrible way imaginable! SAW and Hostel have NOTHING on my twisted imagination!!! Man, I just love the sick shit I dream up. I think "Jigsaw" would be proud :)
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New Parking Rules (not To Be Taken Seriously!)
Rule #1 - When waiting for a parking spot, stop in the middle of the road, don't signal, and orient your car diagonally to prevent others from passing. Rule #2 - Always park on the lines, taking up as many spots as possible. Diagonal parking is preferred. Rule #3 - In a crowded parking lot, if you find a spot and have the opportunity to pull through to an adjacent one, drive up half way and stop on the line, taking both. Rule #4 - As you pull into a spot, if you see that the space ahead of you is empty and you see another driver signaling to take it, pull though and take it from him. Rule #5 - Always park close enough to the adjacent car so that the other driver must grease up with Vaseline to squeeze into his/her car. Rule #6 - When getting out of your car, hit the adjacent vehicle with your door really hard. Rule #7 - When driving through the parking lot, ignore the painted lanes and drive diagonally from one end to an
Well, I am glad to have the friends I have. I have been lied to so much lately it's making me crazy. I am bored right now. Anyone want to do my homework for It's really easy. *chokes* He has moved out! YIPPEE!!! We started to be friends but it didn't turn out that way. Oh I am glad to have my freedom back again. So are my kids. They really didn't like him at all. I didn't realize how much and I think the kids opinion is very important. Have you all looked at my new pics? I hope you do. I think you will really like them and if you could comment on them I would appreciate knowing how you feel about them. It took a lot for me to put them on there. *blushes* I want a man to cuddle with and have 3somes with and stuff. I miss the fun of sex. Ya know what I mean?
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This Group Rocks
If u like STAIND you'll love Lo-Pro. They are a group signed by Aaron Lewis. The guys are great. I actually met them in Lake Tahoe.
America's Wildest Weather Cities
Visiting Disney World anytime soon? Have fun, but watch for storms moving in. The odds of having to duck away from a bolt of lightning in the land of Disney's Magic Kingdom, Orlando, Fla., are greater than anywhere else in America. That's what happens when hot air that rises during the summer months in the state's central region draws the wet air from both coasts; the resulting mix means a ton of late-day thunderstorms that spew out as many as 40,000 bolts of lightning. Overall, Florida has been home to over 1,500 lightning deaths and injuries since 1959, according to the National Weather Service. Ask yourself--how important is weather in your day-to-day life? If you can't stand humidity, be sure to steer clear of Quillayute and Olympia, in the state of Washington, which both average about 80% humidity during the year. Washington is also one of the rainiest states in the country, though it doesn't even compare with parts of Hawaii. The city of Hilo, on the state's main island,
Stop By And Rate, I Will Return The Same
You Know Its Love.
when your heart skips a beat when its so hard to speak when your hands gets all sweaty and your knees gets so weak when you can feel their touch, eventhough they're not there when they do the sweetest things, to let you know they care when thousands of people are around, and yet they have you on their mind when they never forget to say i love you, every single time this is love at its fullest, this love is so true and everyday i am happy, cause i found it in you.
Looking For Serious Relationship.
Well, I figured out it's time to look for a serious relationship rather then a short-term relationship. Recently, I've ran into three possible woman to have a series relationship with. Thought I had one with Chrissy but seems like communication between us is a problem. I know that communication is the most important part of a lasting relationship. I'm willing to work with her on that but if she's up for it. Still, she holds a special place in my heart and knows every bit about me. I feel that we got off on the wrong foot but I'm more then willing to try again if she wants too. Recently met a woman outside mobile (close to me) who has a daughter. Now I have nothing against woman who already has kids. Hell, I think it's kinda makes the relationship with a woman with a kid alot more interesting let alone fun, if not bonding. Only downside is, me moving back up to home in Virginia. Last but more interesting, Celeste. She's lives out on the west coast, very sweet, very caring a
Step It Up A Notch
This contest is for Mr.Fubar.Hes down by 600 comments... Show some love and help him catch up. Oh and before anyone says anything i love the 2 others... but Drew is always there to help any of the levelers bomb or help on level ups.So we need to support him in this:) You know what too do bomb away
Me And A Little Bit More About Me For What What It's Worth
SO my best girl,Crystal and I are constantly thinking sexual thoughts.We compare notes and stalk our prey on a daily basis. The deal is men are widely known to have this pastime and they are rewarded by being called a stud. Women on the other hand are cursed with the scarlett letter and thought of as slutty. I do not care. I am who I am and I know it isn't out of the ordinary becuase my bestest twat sister is just like me! So what is wrong with a woman who likes sex and wants sex compared to a high percentage of women who don't want to be bothered with sucking cock at 3am? I am married and have been for 9 years but I can't seem to get over flirting and lusting with good looking guys who have an awesome personality to match.I am an attention whore. I do admit that. Flirt with me and I can be puddy in your hand. I have a thing for men who have tattoos, love motorcycles, nice trucks, men who hunt and men who would do anything for their woman. I love a man in uniform.Cop,Firefigh
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Lies And The Lying Liars That Lie Them......
there is one thing i have noticed, and i may be guilty of it from time to time....the comments on a woman's page that say how beautiful she is when she is really a fat cow......and all the fake 10 and 11 ratings....why should i be responsible for boosting your ego for no reason? of course i rate all 10's unless someone downrates me....i guess if i dont like "the rules" i can go somewhere else...right? fat chance, there are way too many really hot chicks on here to bail :) am i a hypocrit?
Across The Board 8-17-2007
Here is the setlist for this weeks show. I can't post the audio link, so go to & go to the Across The Board page & find the last 4 weeks of programs!!! enjoy. ------------------------------------------------- Yes, Elvis is still dead 30 years later. Mick Ronson - Only After Dark Sielwolf - Korrosion KMFDM - Stray Bullet TB Holocaust 427 - Abrams GW (lonfront) Kill Switch...Klick - Jumping Someone Ele's Train VNV Nation - Electronaut Apoptygma Berzerk - Eclipse TB VNV Nation - Joy A3 - Ain't Goin' To Goa Siouxsie & The Banshees - Hong Kong Garden Tones On Tails - Lions TB David Bowie - I Feel So Bad / One Night Fine Young Cannibals - Suspicous Minds Mick Ronson - Love Me Tender TB Carl Perkins - Blue Suede Shoes (live @ San Quentin) Sigue Sigue Sputnik - Mystery Train Stan Freberg - Heartbreak Hotel TB Lydia Lunch's Teenage Jesus & The Jerks - Orphans The Faint - Glass Danse (Paul Oakenfold remix) Tiffany - I Think We're Alone N
Watch Out For This Guy
Below is a conversation that took place between this guy called Da White Sox and me. Through the comments on the mumms I found out I was not the only one he talked to. All he wants to know is if you could go an yahoo or msn messenger to talk about sex. All people that commented said to block him. He's not on this site to have fun he is here to talk about sex. Beware of this guy. Da White S...: whatever, not here to audition foryour ass either ->Da White S...: I don't know I just don't care for it. Da White S...: y not? ->Da White S...: yes but I never use it Da White S...: do u have yahoo or msn messenger? ->Da White S...: what is your question and sorry I just got home Da White S...: Question for u ok?
Mind's Eye
Within my mind's eye, a sad sad cry of a child calls for hell to burn. Concern for my well being from those closed to seeing, echos in the chasms of my soul. I know the me, I know the "I", I know what it takes to make me fly. Death beckons to me with talons stained in blood, yet I turn away from the day that simmers in the cold. Listen to me and set your child free, for today, tomarrow it is all the same just play the game that separates us from the dead.
No Interview
because of the way i answered a list of statements I have to wait 3 months to try again (which by then the position I want will be filled). I am still in the running for another job and Tuesday i am going to an employment agency to fill out another application and another one at another agency. I need to find other work. I hate my current job even though I like the people. The pay sucks and the hours suck.
Story #11
Seeing you from across the restaurant as i walk over to the bar and order a drink. I feel your eyes following me, trying not to return the stare. My drink arrives and i notice that i was not able to not stare when i see the smile across your lips. I feel my cheeks catch fire as i blush, seeing you giggling with co-workers. Trying to distract myself as to not stare more, i chat with the bartender. After a few minutes i see some of your party say their goodbyes and head for the door, stealing more looks at you. Your wearing a dark blouse and a matching long flowing skirt, when you move i steat a glimpse of the roundness of your calf. Finishing another drink i head towards the rest room. standing in front of the mirror after i finsih, i splash water onto my face to try to help cool off. hearing the door open, then close, i look up into the mirror and see you. " i saw you looking at me across the room, I should say i felt it." you say. I turn to face you, still somewha
Disturbed-the Game
Tell me exactly what am I supposed to do? Now that I have allowed you to beat me! Do you think that we could play another game? Maybe I can win this time? I kind of like the misery you put me through. Darling, you can trust me completely. If you even try to look the other way, I think that I could kill this time. Rah! Rah! [x2] It doesn't really seem I'm getting through to you. Though I see you weeping so sweetly. I think that you might have to take another taste, a little bit of hell this time. Rah! Rah! Lie to me! Rah! Rah! Lie to me! Is she not right? Is she insane? Will she now run for her life in the battle that ends this day? Is she not right?! Is she insane?! Will she now run for her life now that she LIED TO ME! You always wanted people to remember you. You leave your little mark on society! Don't you know your wish is coming true today? Another victim dies tonight. Rah! Rah! Lie to me! Rah! Rah! Lie to me! Is she not ri
Banned Yet
this brings back memories of school and sitting in the principals office in once again i have been banned from the mumms..*it wasn't me* why is it that people have to start drama and why is it only certain people who do bother me? I end up getting worked up over something a complete stranger says..usually them being judgemental or just plain out childish behavior...and before you know it wham there i am letting myself be just as lame as they insanity. I try to think of myself as laid back and mellow but in all least my reality i am stress out and tense and usually at the edge..the edge of what i do not know...nor do i want to delve into myself at the moment to figure it i have come here to vent, laugh...plan hope everyone is having a great friday and i hope the weekend goes slow...peace
Haha Dude Is Psycho
Color Of Love
COLOR OF LOVE If my words could paint a portrait- Of the love we have shared- The images the words would make- Would be colors of uncompared. If through these words you see- That come only from me- All the love that reaches out- For you there must be no doubt.
To All My Friends
hello my friends i have added a voice comment box it's a free call so show me some love and leave me a voice comment
well Im just bored do Im gonna ramble on in a blog as usual, well, me, my brotehr and dad have made up, even though they both blame it on alcohol and dont remember what happened, but oh well, nothin I can do about that, Im too emotionally weak to argue with them about it. Im normally a strong woman, but my last ex has fucked up my self esteem so much and Im tring to build it back up,so why waste my energy on crap like drunken bullshit, ya know? Well Im feelin better some today, thanx to every one who wished me well yesterday *hugs* much love to you all! ~Lexi
Gene Simmons, Ted Nugent, And How Many Others?
The new Nickelback video for Rockstar is like the who's who of Celebrity. How many can you name? :)
Ten Things I Hate About You
10 things i hate about you I hate how you left me without any sign, I hate that you moved on without saying goodbye, I hate how your smile makes me give in, I hate that your always making me want to caress your skin, I hate how you can't talk to me when she's around, I hate that when she leaves you look me up and down, I hate how you made a mark in my heart, I hate that you let us drift apart, I hate how when i say I hate you I don't really mean it, But most of all.... I hate how you know I can't hate you..... And never will.
A Few Thoughts From My Point Of View
From a guy's point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait Till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/cute/stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I'm in. Let us pay for you! Don't "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Just smile and say

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