1. Don't think you can ever change a man… unless he wears diapers.
2. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
3. If he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may be, you look familiar."
4. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions.
5. Men are all the same… they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
6. Go for young men… they never mature anyway.
7. Never let your man's mind wander… it's too little to be let out alone.
8. If they put a man on the moon… they should be able to put them all there.
9. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was clean.
10. Women don't make fools of men… most of men are the “do-it-yourself” type.
