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Top Ten Pickup Lines For Use On International Talk Like A Pirate Day
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day (We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.) 10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? 9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? 8. Come on up and see me urchins. 7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you. 6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon. 5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole? 4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? 3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free. 2. Well blow me down? And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is … 1. Prepare to be boarded. Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't) They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big. You’re drinking a Salty Dog? Ho

The Advisor
The Advisor by Bedtime Storyteller © Spring had arrived early this year. Cassie tugged at her skirt, which threatened to blow up and expose her to the other students on campus. This was only her second semester here, and she had tried her hardest to remain as invisible as possible. If there was anything Cassie wanted to avoid, it was being noticed. The green expanse of lawn was interrupted only by clusters of daffodils around the big old oaks that towered over the campus, like pillars of knowledge. These trees had been here for over a hundred years, and she didn't doubt they'd still be here long after she was dead and gone. Things at Pendleton College seldom changed. It had only been in the past five years that boys had been allowed to attend Pendleton. The dress code was still strictly enforced – plaid skirts for young ladies, navy pants for young men and white collared shirts for both. The young men were expected to wear navy ties as well. It wasn't much different from the Ca

Dildo
You grab that big dildo and lube up the tremendous shaft until it's dripping with lube, then hold the tube to my cunt hole and squeeze lube directly into my sticky pussy. I'm worked into a frenzy now, I want to do it this time, I can't wait for you to plunge that fat thing up my pussy. I'm like an animal driven mad with desire and lust, and I beg you to fuck me soon! You smile knowingly and place the head at my opening. With slow deliberate pressure you begin entering my quivering hole. No folds of flesh to drag against the shaft or get tugged inside by its thickness, just a 3 inch shaft forcing directly against my pussy hole, steadily forcing it open wider. At first there's no resistance, I'm absolutely soaked with lube and the head enters easily at first. Your one hand firmly coaxing my inner thigh muscles to submit while your other hand keeps a steady pressure on that massive dildo. Soon, unbelievably, the head is in me. I'm completely helpless but I try to rock my hips to

What I Once Loved
I destroy homes, I tear families apart, Take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember I'm easily found, I live all around you - in schools and in town I live with the rich; I live with the poor, I live down the street, and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab, but not like you think, I can be made under the kitchen sink. In your child's closet, and even in the woods, If this scares you to death, well it certainly should. I have many names, but there's one you know best, I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is crystal meth. My power is awesome; try me you'll see, But if you do, you may never break free. Just try me once and I might let you go, But try me twice, and I'll own your soul. When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie, You do what you have to -- just to get high. The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charms Will be worth the pleas

I'm Taking My Ball And Going Home
So my plans with my friend did not work out tonight. Would have not been a big deal, if I hadn't busted ass the entire day getting my menial tasks done, thereby freeing me for the evening to hang out. Was even willing to run the risk of being late to class tommorow morning to hang out tonight. What is even worse is the fact that I had other plans with a close friend of many years earlier that evening, which I did not make because my wife was not home to take over the children for me. All this I can deal with. Then I get a TEXT message, cancelling plans. I'm done with humanity for the evening.

A Full Weekend!
Well so far I have six outta 15 pages of a love story drawn up for "Pink", a shoujo manga. ("girls' comic" in english) I should have the other nine done by the end of next week. One of my best friends and kick ass artist Matt, is playing "editor" to keep me on schedule. So tomorrow will be mostly house work, job hunting, prepping for the classes I'll be teaching on weekends for the next seven to eight months, some episodes of Avatar...and then it's off to the drawing table! Thank the gods for the sacred bean...aka COFFEE, lol! Saturday, if all goes well, I get to hangout with former co-workers, which means Spanish food, and wine...so glad I'm not driving. Emphasis on "if" though, as plans don't work out too well for me. One of the reasons I'm not on the bomb squad. Lol! If that doesn't happen, well more time for the drawing table, and listening to J-Pop while work! Yay! Sunday, drawing table again, and a "Heros" marathon with the crew Sunday night!

For All Those Who Know
well i talked to my dad yesterday and he has told me the doc has informed him he has what they call a flap, its now gotten to the point where he is having a hard time breathing and cannot eat :( . Hes also told me that he go's for his pre-op on friday then he said surgery is supose to be done on october 2nd. the out come of surgery he probobly will never talk again:( . i hate how things in life are so damn hard.

------------------- Friends---------------------
I'M REALLY GLAD THAT WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SO LONG THERE HAVE BEEN TIMES WHEN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EASY TO LOSE TOUCH, BUT WE ALWAYS MADE TIME, TIME FOR EACH OTHER_ AND I HOPE WE ALWAYS WILL!

Always Here
Dreams that seem, to be all about you. Fill my waking hours, making me starry with dew. Hoping for this dream, to never ever end. I'm always here for you, no matter the trend. You are always on my mind, always in my sight. I can't stand this feeling, that we're gonna fight. I don't want to lose you, you are my whole world. I think that you know, without your love I would not be so bold. You give me strength, when I feel so lost. Losing you would hurt me, at such a great cost.

First Post
So yeah this is my first blog post on here. So far I find this place to be unique in the number of ways you can associate with people. I'm currently getting my computer back together after a major OS crash. I lost everything on my comp. Luckly I have almost everything I lost either uploaded to sites online or I have them on CDs. Anyways once I am able to collect my poems and other writings I will be posting them on here along with anything that catches my interest and I need to voice an opinion about. blah blah blah this has to be the most generic bloc post ever so I hope to be able to find my stuff soon. Till then Let down your guard enough and you will find yourself in love

Stuff About You!
Name DOB Highest level of education completed Piercings Tattoos Pets Religion State you live in Favorites Color Food Clothing store Animal Band Music Artist Movie TV Show Place to be Person to be with Time of Day Season Resturant Magazine Website Person to hug Person to kiss Thing you own Song Drink Ice cream flavor Car Item of clothing you own Memory CD Subject in school Sport to watch Sports team Word Cuss word Roller coaster Theme park Room in your house Place in your house (besides the one you said above) Thing to do Book Do you... Ever drink Ever smoke Shower daily Listen to rap Country R & B Rock Pop Classical Jazz Any other genres Cuss Watch MTV Watch The Real World Have a best friend Have any enemies Smile a lot Laugh a lot Cry a lot Laugh easily Cry easily Have mood swings Have a role model Have a hero Have any obsessions Like to shop Li

I Hate Good-byes
I probably burned a bridge slightly tonight by not bringing my friend's mini-van back on time tonight...which kind of sucks, but I had my reasons. About two years ago a there was a former co-worker who really got along with me famously, and we're still the closest of friends to this day. Thing being is that her kids think I'm the coolest thing since sliced bread, lol! Her oldest son, is a marine, and is getting shipped over to Iraq soon. Anyways he was in town for the weekend. So I hooked up with him and some of his friends. Stitch is still down, so I asked to use my friend's minivan to get there. I told them I'd be back at ten but, things ran a little later than that. Two hours to be exact. Which has made the owners a little hot under the collar. But it's hard to walk away from a 19 year old tells you that, he thinks as one of his coolest friends ever, and says "You would've made a great step-father. Even my little brothers have said it." There was more, he confi

Wanna Go Home
I moved out to plam springs CA last december after my mom moved to arizona...it was great at first new place new people my mom not around to boss me my oldder brother no around to "keep me in line" IT WAS GREAT......well lately ive been feeling really lonely out here, i do nothing besides go to work onmy days off im always in fontana CA, where i used to live, i dont go out dont have REAL friends it sucks total ass.... Im thinking of just moving bcak to my moms house in fontana with my 2 brothers...but that would mean i would have to obey by moms "RULES" I dont even care anymore i just hate being in paalm springs i need my fam bam & friends around 24/7

Page Refreshers...
This is a mini rant to all of those "DRONES" that feel the need to refresh my page a million times a day. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING FOR??? I'm so sick to death of you people coming to my page, and just refreshing ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DAY!!! If theres something you want, ASK ME FOR IT!! I'll give you the direct link, or the honest to God truth. If you're just lookin for dirt, dig deep honey... You aint gonna find anything on here.. thats for sure...

The Value Of A Woman
i liked this cuz it's true...the value of a woman The value of a woman - This couldn't be said more beautifully......... The Value of a Woman This is written in the Hebrew Talmud It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God Counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet To be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, But from the side To be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be Loved." Pass this on to all exceptional women that you know... And to men too - so they know the value of a woman...

Thanks A Lot.
The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces trying to protect us from terrorism. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, Sitting on your butt, At your computer, reading jokes. Nice. Real nice

Big Update On Me
Ok as you all know I am doing ok.. Trying to catch up lol.. But doing what I can.. I am only one person.. thank you all for understanding what I am going through.. Right now all I am doing is playing catch up for rating pix and Commenting bombing I think I did that tonight.. Well I don't have much to say but to tell you all I am well and doing great.. I have to get into bed so talk to you all later on today ok.. Virgo24

What In The Hell Is Goin On???
OK THIS TOPIC SERIOUSLY DISTURBS ME!! I DECIDED TO BROWSE THE TOP MEMBERS FOR THE DAY BECAUSE I CANT EVER SEEM TO RANK ON THERE. AND IT TRULY AMAZES ME HOW THE MAJORITY OF TOP MEMBERS ARE EITHER FAT AS FUCK OR TRASHY AS FUCK!! AND YET THERE ARE REALLY CUTE LOOKING GUYS ON HERE THAT TELL THE FAT HEIFFERS THAT THEIR PICS ARE SEXY!! IT'S FREAKING GROSS. I JUST LOOKED AT A GIRLS PIC WHO NO LIE HAD TO OF BEEN 500LBS!!!! AND SHE WAS NUDE FOR GODS SAKE!!! AND GUYS WERE TELLIN HER SHE WAS HOTT AND SEXY. AND HOW THEY WANTED TO USE THE DILDOS SHE HAD ON HER. OMG I WANT TO VOMIT!! SO0O ANYWAY WHAT CAN WE DO TO MAKE A CUTE NON TRASHY GIRL GET A TOP SPOT?? SHEESH!! OK IM DONE RANTING!

Bellor Is Handing My Ass To Me!!
Yeah so the contest is well on it's way and i'm getting SPANKED! (and not in a good way) All my love goes out to those who have helped so far, I'm pretty sure i'll make 500 before the end of the day so i'm not worried about that but 1st place is slipping further and further away lol. So if you're bored and you have some time on your hands stop by and help me out if you can, I'll try to return love for all who help!! I'm at about 350 comments or so right now and Bellor is at about 2K lol, I don't expect to catch up but any help is VERY MUCH appreciated! I'm taking a break for a while to chase the boys around. Sponsored by Abby@ fubar Show her some love :) Don't forget I need 500 comments by midnight(CST) TONIGHT or i'm disqualified so bring it on! Click the pic to start comment bombing! @ fubar

A House No Longer A Home
A House No Longer A Home I recall a saying that the old timers use to say to me as a child. They would say to me son a hosue is not a home if there is no love there; oh I really do know what they mean by that saying cause I'm the one who living it for real, my house is not a home anymore cause love is gone and so did I have to leave that home. Poem By: Charles L. Nelson

The Burn
Time and space Separate us Yet I feel The Burn Her skin so soft Lips like roses Deep within me I feel The Burn Longing so deep A thirst I can’t quench She does this to me The Burn Laughter across the crowd Perfume upon the breeze Reminders of her bring back The Burn The drive to go Close the distance Needing to feel The Burn Together we fall Within the comfort of each other Arms and legs wrapped around The Burn Our bodies dance The special dance of a couple And for a bit we relive The Burn Todd A. Wilson July 24, 2007

Leave Shyness Behind
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila. Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immedia tely, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, (well shyness anyway) and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila. Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encoura

Why?
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE HAVE TO PURPOSELY STRESS OUT PEOPLE THAT DONT NEED IT? FOR THOSE THAT DONT KNOW I AM PREGNANT AND THE FATHER IS CLAIMING I AM A FUCKING LIAR AND THAT IM NOT PREGNANT. WE HAVE BEEN FIGHTING WHENEVER WE SEE EACH OTHER. TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL TO DO. I HAVE STARTED CRAMPING THE LAST FEW DAYS FROM THE STRESS AND FIGHTING. CAN I JUS GIVE UP?

Help? Pretty Please, With A Big 'ol Fubar Cherry On Top???
Ok, Baby boy is a total sweet heart!! and he deserves this blast!!! come show him some love!! I want him to win this blast!!! Please come leave him lots of comments!! please please please *hugs*

253's Finest
->253's fine... Please go and read the bottom part of my profile about friend requests.. 253's fine...: hey thats perfectly cool if you are not open to friends even better go fuck yourself as far as im concerned stupid motherfuckin inbred illiterate lazy bastard. Im sick of you pieces of shit who think that because youre A. a man, B. In the military C. a man in the military - that everyone must love you, acceot your requests, do anything they fucking tell you to. Go on asswipes. One more. Add one more of yourselves to my "you suck - just pray I never get hold of your address and a nuke" list.. then see what happens. Have a nice day ladies and gentlemen. p.s to you stupid fuckers who make my bar tab do this - " (whoever) just checked you out!" " (whoever) -... rated your photo an '11'!" " (whoever) - just became your fan!" "You have one new friend request" LEARN. TO. FUCKING. READ You expect me to just add you and be all nicey with you when i SP

Update From Cardiologist........
Well had the appointment this morning..there is good news and there is bad news...the good news is they are going to put me on some medication for about a month...to see if they can control the irregular beats...I will be on the medication for about a month...if this medication doesnt work they are going to have to operate and put in a defibulator...the defibulator will control the beats and make them regular...I will go back to the Dr for an appointment on October 30th to see if the meds are working, they will do another EKG...if the medicine fails to do what it needs to do, then I will go and have the operation. Just wanted to give everyone and update..Hope everyone is having an Awesome Thursday...love all you guys!Muahz!:-)

Good Work Maryjane
Come hang out at one of the best lounges around, with some of the best people!! People who are there for fun without drama!! Want to meet new people??? Come hang with the best of the best around!! I promise you, you'll get addicted for sure!! Come find out for yourself. ;) FEATURING JUST CLICK IT TO GET ADDICTED!!!

Solider In Standoff With Police On My Block
It all started off normal.My brother in law and myself on the porch smoking a cigarette.When a police officer pulls up across the street and is greeted by a soldier in uniform and another man who is clearly a soldier but in civies.The female officer got out of her vehicle and began to speak with the men when another squad car pulls up right in front of my house-"Go in the house! Go in your house!" is all he said,so we did It turned into a three and a half hour standoff with a suicidal soldier. It just so happens that those other two men were in this mans unit.They must have known he'd been depressed and alerted the Police who I imagine ,were informed there were weapons in the house. For the whole ordeal we watched safely from the window.Dozens of officers positioned themselves around the area,and blocked off the streets. A man on a PA kept trying to make contact with him. "Wesley, come on man,..your not in any trouble.Turn on your cell phone so I can call you." He continued

Winter, Has Come At Last!
I can't wait untill the snow falls. I was walking in my park and I was woundering where all the ducks were and all of a sudden I cop comes and asks me what I was doing there. I pulled down my pants and yelled "this is my park jenny!! This is my park!" He started laughing and he rembered me from last week. I love being me. LOL! >:) I went to see resadent evil extection and it was bad ass! Well, i'm off to find some scraps. See u soon!^O_O^

I Am Creating A Lounge
Hello everyone, Sorry guys the last blog I put the wrong code in. This one has the right code. I am creating a lounge. It is under contruction right now. Please come in and take a look at it, and enjoy the music. Let me know what you think of it. If you like it feel free to join. If not, don't worry you won't hurt my feelings.

Its All About Me
My name is Angel and I am here to make friends only. I enjoy meeting different people and learning about their backgrounds. I am here for advise or for someone for you to talk to. I can be boldly honest. So be careful of the questions you ask me, my honesty is bold and can be harsh. Love me and I'll love you back. If you wanna know more just ask, if you dare lol

Sox Rant
One of the most perplexing things about the universe in which we live is the vanishing of odd socks. This is not a new thing for me to rant about, I have struggled with this for years and I certainly am not on my own. Everyone I have talked about this to has been confounded by the constant stream of individual socks vanishing from the laundry basket. However, when I used my day off from work in a constructive way by tidying my room and doing all my laundry, I was yet again shocked when it came to pairing up socks; I had a big pile of odd socks that didn't match up and only a handful of matching pairs. I live by myself and I know my socks. I have my seasonal socks....Christmas socks, Halloween socks. I have socks for every occasion. And I have socks to match my slacks. And white socks with pink toes for house walking and sliding through the hallway. I don't share the washing machine loads and there is only enough room for one persons washing at a time. I have noticed that socks can

In Loving Memory Of
All you are asked to do is keep this circulating. Even if its to one more person. In memory of anyone you know that has been struck down by cancer. In honor of anyone you know that has battled or is battling cancer. A Candle Loses Nothing by Lighting Another Candle. Please Keep This Candle Going! This one I do ask that you send on Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably! Fonda - For Jeff Calvin a good friend of mine Kim~(For my daddy Curtis Clark) Katie~In Honor of Shirley Belcher~Breast Cancer Survivor paco~In honor of my grandmother John~In honor of my loving mother KIM WOOTEN- IN MEMORY OF MY MOTHER IN LAW RHONDA WOOTEN Paulette Nicholas - In honor of Mike Minard Abbey Beesley-In memory of my Grandma Virginia (Breast Cancer Survivor 2000 passed away 2006) Teresa McClain - in memory of Lucinda Gay Wagner ( my other mother) Kelly Lail- in honor of my Grandma Flossie (Breast Cancer and Lun

New Idea For A Contest
ok i have a new idea for a contest ,and i need feedback from my family and friends as to whether or not (for one ) you are interested in entering ,and (for two) you think it's a good idea for a contest .Either leave me a comment on this blog or a shout in my shoutbox ,or a comment on my bully i have posted on the board .AGAIN THE CONTEST IS FOR MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS ONLY ,which means no fans or outsiders (sorry peeps ) the rules would be as follows and they are subject to be changed before the contest starts per everyones opinion on them 1: self bombing is allowed 2:no drama 3: no nsfw pics 4: first person to 50k-75k in comments (lemme know which amount sounds best ) and as for prizes here's the catch there's no gifts or vips or blasts (unless i have enough points to give big pimpin gifts )but the winner will get to be fu-married to me lol so therefore your best efforts to win the contest will lemme know that you are interested in being fu-married to me and i am thi

People
WELL SEE I HAVE THIS FRIND WHO JUST ASKED A SMIPLE FUCKING QUESTIONS BUT PEOPLE HAD TO BE SO RUDED ABOUT IT WELL SHES GOTHIC SO WHAT SHE WEARS ALOTTA MAKE UP SHE HAS TO IN ORDER FOR HER ASSHOLE HUSBAND TO EVEN TOOK AT HER AND WHEN HE DOES HE STILLS CALLS HER AN UGLY BITCH AND SAYD NOT ENOUGF MAKUP IN THE WORLD CAN HELP YOU SO ANYWAY SHE WAS ALWAYS GETTING COMPLAMENTS ON HER EYES SHE JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WAS SO SPECIAL ABOUT THEM DAMB PEOPLE ARE FUCKING ASSES ON HERE AND RUDE SOI SHE CAME CRYING TO ME AND NOW IM PISSED OFF BECUASE OF ASSHOLE AND BITCHES LIKE YOU SHE NOT A WHORE SHE JUST A GIRL TRYING TO GET THE ATTEENTION OF THE MAN SHE MARRIED HE MADE HER THAT WAY SO WTF I JUST WANNA KNOW IS EVERYONE IN THE WROLD SO DAMB CURL OR IS IT JUST ME

Battered
What have you done To my old battered heart? You stole it completely Right from the start. It's not much to look at All patched and scarred Some pieces missing Some parts cold and hard. But all of it's yours Just reach out and take it Only remember one thing, It's fragile, don't break it. Keep in mind, though, My heart isn't free 'Cause it comes with my soul And all of me.

Crawl (for My X)
Crawl to me, hands and knees Gravel in your mouth, apologize ceaselessly Your tears are blood, my dear, so sweet Your heart bleeds for me You once held my heart in your fist, squeezing my blood under your feet, stepping in it and on me, my cries made music and you did dance so well... You crawl to me now, voice coarse and gurgling, begging, crying your eyes bleed tears of air as I step on your head.

My First Mum
Any ways, a very interesting thing happend to day. I've wrote my first mumm just for the hell of it. But i chose a very touchy subject. No not about war, or racism or even rape or murder. I asked a question about for those who are exceptionally beautiful should they be rude to those who they feel is less then they are. I included myself in that class as an extra bonus. Now let's back up to another segment of society. We have the famous such as actors,models etc. Some are quite rude and some are very sweet people. Working around different people my experience has been very little is said on behaviors of this magnitude. Again on a smaller scale when someone walks into a bar with their friends. A lot do make judgements by they way someone looks. Tradition in this society demands it. Depending on your job or how far in life you go will ride greatly on how you look. The politically correct person would never admit to this but me have no quams on the TRUTH will say what is and never back dow

Communication
well we did it tonight we had a discussion thatwe found out if we talk about it we could get thru it. it goes to show that talking does work. my last relationship was about a power trip and all he wanted to do was belittle me and make me feel like i was not good enough. it has taken me 10yrs to realize that there is someone for me. I have never been so happy and excited. he makes me feel like i am so very special and i love him for that. in time we will learn that we were meant to be toghter. i was at a point in my life that i was ready to give up and just live this menial exsistence. but low and behold god brought me someone that i can love. and love with my whole heart and soul.

Weekend Links: Download The O&a Show, Wowing In Camden Video, Return To The Xm Studio, Happy Endings Audio Version, New Videos Online
Yes, it's the weekend... time to kick back, relax...and lock yourself in a room updating a website. Oh, wait...that's just me. Wow, do I suck. Anywho... let's get on with it. If you missed any of this week's fantabulous Opie and Anthony shows, you can download them via Audible: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/28/07 (Bret Michaels, Big John, and the 8 Track Porno tapes) DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/27/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/26/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/25/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/24/07 Speaking of AUDIBLE, check out what we found: Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) - The Audio Version! After MONTHS of waiting, the construction of the Brand New XM Studio is finished, and we'll be there (after the terrestrial show) TOMORROW at 9am EST. We've already been in there tinkering around, and it's ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. We have broadcast-quality webcams in place, so Make Sure your Paltalk Is Turned On, and head to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room tom

Alien Capture
Alien Capture by Goldeniangel © The Commander of the ship stared grimly out the window before turning to her crew, "No surrender. Do you hear me? I don't care what they offer you when they come on board." And come on board they would. The Starshine, her pride and joy, her ship for the past 10 years, was trapped in the tractor beam of the Hendar. There was going to be no escape for them, and it was better to die than to become one of their slaves as far as she was concerned. The Hendar and the Humans had been having war for years now, some stupid ignorant Ambassador had insulted one of the Hendar's royal family members which started the conflict. Later, an Earth ship would accidentally fire on a Hendar Ambassadorial Party Fleet, thinking that it was a war fleet. The death of the Hendar Ambassador meant that there could be no more room for compromise on the part of the Hendar; a proud species, they had chosen to accept the apology for the insult (the Senator was now one of the Ro

Big Springs!
My Hometown.... Big Springs, Van Buren, Missouri Van Buren lies deep in the southeastern Missouri Ozarks, a lovely and peaceful county seat with a population of 893 contented people. It is a major destination of canoeists and fishermen that float the famous and beautiful Current River. To locate Van Buren on a map of Missouri, find Poplar Bluff in the southeast corner and follow US 60 west 45 miles. Van Buren is on the edge of a large section of Mark Twain National Forest, and Clearwater Late & Dam are just a few miles to the northeast. Van Buren is the most prominent of the seven small communities that dot scenic Carter County. The crystal-clear Current River was the first stream to be designated a National Scenic River, and is the major stream of those that comprise the Ozark National Scenic Riverways. It springs up in Montauk State Park to the northwest and flows southeast to bisect Carter County. Once heavily used for transportation by Native Americans and the lumber indust

When A Soldier Comes Home
When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard.......to listen to his son whine about being bored. ...to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes....to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work. ...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep. ...to be silent when people pray to God for a new car. ...to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower. …to be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying....to be grateful that he fights for the freedom of speech.

End Of Watch: Sunday, September 8, 1946:
Officer Lewis Ray Beddow Henrico County Police Department Virginia End of Watch: Sunday, September 8, 1946 Biographical Info Age: 33 Tour of Duty: 2 years Badge Number: Not available Incident Details Cause of Death: Vehicular assault Date of Incident: Sunday, September 8, 1946 Weapon Used: Automobile Suspect Info: Sentenced to 1 year Officer Beddow was struck and killed by a drunk driver while conducting a traffic stop. The drunk driver fled the scene but was later apprehended. He was sentenced to 1 year in jail in connection with Officer Beddow's death. Officer Beddow had served with the agency for 2 years. He was survived by his expectant wife.

Join Me..........
Join me on xbox live..... my gamertag is....( Sledgehammer117 ).... see you there or not... Oh yeah and if you do add me on there.... let me know who you are, So I have some idea of who I'm gaming with online.

Would You
Would you notice if I was gone, never more to grace this earth. Would you miss me if I were no more. would you remember any memory of me. would you recall my smile, my frowns, my tears, or my laughter. would you look back and think hmmm maybe if I did this then......... or am I really even gone or was I just a figmant of your imagination or was it you who was a figmant of mine.

Stirb Nicht Vor Mir (don't Die Before I Do)
The night opens her lap The child's name is loneliness It is cold and motionless I cry softly into time I don't know what your name is But I know that you exist I know that sometime someone will love me He comes to me every night No words are left to say With his hands around my neck I close my eyes and pass away I don't know who he is In my dreams he does exist His passion is a kiss And I can not resist I wait here Don't die before I do I wait here Don't die before I do I don't know who you are I know that you exist Don't die Sometimes love seems so far I wait here Your love I can't dismiss I wait here All the houses are covered in snow And candle light in the windows They lie there together And I I only wait for you I wait here Don't die before I do I wait here Don't die before I do I don't know who you are I know that you exist Don't die Sometimes love seems so far I wait here Your love I can't dismiss Don't die before I do

Single Moms
this is for all you single moms like me who do there damnest to raise there kids the best thay can with no help from worthless dead beat dads that don't help that don't pay child support. god bless us and our kids. it's not easy but we can do it. and not to forget the dads who do care bless you too. cause you know how tough it is too.

Ahh
You called to say sorry, missed me too, wanted to console me, hug me, kiss me.. As I wiped the tears away, our lips danced softly and sweetly. You wiped a tear to say ur sorry, looking into ur eyes made it all better. As I rested my head on ur shoulder, your arm around me, and my legs resting on your lap. I felt like I was home. I could feel in your hugs, your kisses and your looks that you are mine. Although women dont understand men, they have a way of communicating exactly what they are thinking without even saying a word.. great day!!!

Thinking
Ok was thinking of seelin bunch of stuff an just movin not much working out for me were i live now an i need a change always wanted to move out of state but to scared to b honest but maybe i should ne ways what do ya think should do i have no job rit enow wich sux big time not gf no kids not much holdin me back if u think its good idea give me ur input would liek that very much thanks later..

Married Life - Makes My Eyes Tear Up, Such A Happy Ending !!
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have frozen glasses... " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said,

An Adulterous Affair
An Adulterous Affair by FawnLowery © I hadn't planned on committing adultery--it just seemed to happen. I'm executive secretary to Tom Crawford, senior partner in the Crawford Law Firm. It was Friday afternoon, and I was trying to clear my desk so I could leave work by 5:00 o'clock when Lee Matthews stopped by my office. Lee is the newest attorney to join the group. He asked if I could find a file for him before I left for the day. "You're not working late again, are you?" I asked merely to be polite. He was in his dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up and his tie loosened. He looked like he'd been sweating over a project. I knew he was handling the Smith case, and awaiting a trial date. Lee perched on one corner of my desk while I crossed the room to the file cabinet. I heard him expell a loud sigh and I turned to look at him. "I'm cutting my teeth on this case, Lanie," he said shaking his head. Everybody in the office called me Lanie, sort of a nickname for Elaine

I Will Marry At 28
Put a x in every box that applies to you [ x] You know how to make a pot of coffee [x] You keep track of dates using a calendar [x ] You own more than one credit card [ ] You know how to change the oil in a car [x] You've done your own laundry [ ] You vote in every election [x] You can cook for yourself [ ] You think politics are exciting TOTAL SO FAR: 5 [x] u show up for school/college/work every day early [x] You always carry a pen in your bag/purse/pocket [] You’ve never gotten a detention [ ] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once [ x] You like to take walks by yourself [x] You've watched talk shows [x ]You know what ‘credibility’ means without looking it up [ x] You drink coffee at least once a week (or tea) TOTAL SO FAR: 11 [x] You know how to do the dishes [x] You can count to 10 in another language [x] Your parent(s) trust you [x] You can mow the lawn [x] You can make adults laugh without being stupid [ ] You remember to water the

Alisha Goes Black
Alisha Goes Black by TheBiggestThing © All people in this story are over 18. This is pure fantasy Alisha started walking through the halls of her school. The school day was over, and it was the start of Christmas break. She was so happy she was going to spend her entire break with Mike. Mike had called her during 4th period, and told her he would pick her up around 5:45. Alisha decided just to stay at the school, and finish her art project before Mike got there. When Alisha got in the art room she saw Olivia. Olivia and Alisha were good friends, but they were also reviles in the art show that there school had every year. "Hey Liv. What ya doin?" ask Lish. "Just working on this art project that will blow yours out of the water." Liv laughed. "Oh is that so?" Lish ask? "Yeah that's so," Liv said. Rachel pulled her art project out of her cubby, and started to work on it. Alisha sat across the room from Olivia. They both would look up from there projects, and gave

Allison
Allison by HappilyM © The cold rain slashed like a razor blade, people were in a hurry to return home from a hard day at work. Allison was no exception. Her tall brown leather boots were nearly soaked through. Every mud puddle that she was forced to walk through made her wince; the boots that she had bought only two months ago were ruined. "Damn weatherwoman! She said it was going to be sunny," she fumed, to no one in particular. Finding safety in a negligee store, muttering again, to herself, "Well I guess I need a new pair of panties." The warmth of the store blanketed her, the smells of vanilla and jasmine permeated the air. Taking a deep breath Allison started to relax and warm up. "May I help you find something in particular? You know, with your fine porcelain skin and dark hair, I think a jade green—or no, better yet a dark amethyst—would look great on you. Something that laces up the front, showing off your sensual curves, with maybe a deep cut to accentuate your melon

Drunk
way is it when you are haing a good time with people someone always got to piss u off by saying something dumb. but you know you been drinking and you want to do something but you cant it fucking sucks sometimes to let someone walk over you because you dont want to go to jail but the asshole needs there ass kick but you can always wait to you are not drunk thats what i say

Dreams
A dream I had recently..... I was standing atop a mesa, watching a some Native American children play in a village down below. As I turned around, the Chief of the village told me that the kids were fated to walk the trail of tears. When I asked him what that meant, he disappeared into the wind. I ran down to warn the village, but when I got there, it was empty. The Chief is there again, and tells me that fate cannot be stopped. I woke up with questions I don't think I'll ever find the answers to.

Prayer For October
Our Father, who art at Fenway... Baseball be thy game. They Kingdom come, Playoffs need to be won, On Earth, then on to the Cask 'n' Flagon. Give us this day, a perfect Papi, And forgive us our losses, As we forgive those, Like Bill Buckner. And lead us not, into desperation, But deliver us from any losses. For thine is the Power, And the Glory, To beat the Angels, Forever and ever....the Yankees suck A-men!

A Wacky Tuesday Morning Missive If I Do Say So Myself.
Good Morning. How’s the world treating YOU, yes you? I once more received a marvelous Video from a Great Michigander Email Buddette (Yes Buddette is a word if you say it and mean it.) If you are not tapping your feet at any time during this video you perhaps did not take band in school, or you do not like Billy Joel. The author of this masterpiece should get an Emmy. It speaks the piece with talent, comedy and shows you where we were and are today. Nicely done. Please do yourself a great service and click on this URL or at least re-type it on your own in a search engine somewhere any one will do…here is the Link: http://yeli.us/Flash/Fire.html Tremendously done and marvelously cute. I smiled and tapped my foot almost all the way through it. I need serous help I know… Ok on with today’s blurb and all that good stuff. Oh first off and I do not mean to downplay this issue what so ever. My heart goes out to those who lost friends, relatives or acquaintances in Crandon, Wisconsin Yesterda

Come Help This Angel
This is a really good friend of mine, she is great. I need the help of all my friends and Fans on this. Kelli2you is trying to make GM help me help her, she would be there for you if I asked her. Thank you ~COPE~ kelli2you(Founder of the quiet angels)@ fubar this is the link to the photo all us Quite Angels are bombing.

There Is A Time When Everyone Gives Up Hope
[ There is a time when everyone gives up hope, ] There is a time when everyone gives up hope, Even I have more than once while searching for the light, I have searched for many eons for where I truly belong, I think I have finally found it in the arms of another, But I do not know weather she will accept me, I've searched in the form of a fox bowing only to one other, But now my heart sinks after being left in the moonlight to search again, Hoping to find the one i search the darkness for her, In her eyes i see the love and caring i have been searching for, I lay a dozen roses at her feet before moving back, I watch as she picks them up and smiles reaching out her hand, I move slowly towards the hand fearing the worst, But in turn I am not turned away but comforted, I become happy and hopeful that someone does want me, I look for my voice but find it lost in the past, She starts to walk away but with no voice i can't call her back, I become sadden again thinking I woul

Come Check It Out!!
Check out one of the hottest BBW lounges on Fubar...come check us out we have the hottest djs, the hottest bbws and the most laid back atmosphere....come on in kick your shoes off, have a few drinks and enjoy the fun. You will be glad you did!!!!

Why I Love Mom ! ! !‏
Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, "I'm tired, and >it's getting > >late. I think I'll go to bed" > >She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's >lunches. > >Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for >supper the > >following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the >sugar > >container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the >coffee pot for > >brewing the next morning. > >She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of >clothes into the > >washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button > >She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone >back on the > >charger and put the telephone book into the drawer. > >She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a >towel to dry. > >She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She >stopped by the > >desk > >and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the >field trip, > >and pulled a text book ou

Ok, It's On....
A wager on the ALCS championship between Hanna_Jane and myself. Sox sin, she'll do major pimp out on me; Tribe wins, I get her 7 day blast. GGGOOOOOOO Sox. C'mon Manny and Big Poppy, time to tee off on the tribe. Wooooo

Complete
Complete by BlueWolf © A lost entity, no longer Because you returned to me my soul, And when I gave it back to you, I felt, "This is what makes me whole." An empty heart is all I saw, Then you handed me my core, And when I gave it back to you, I felt, "This is what makes me more." A paralyzed passion is now alive, You gave me back your love, And when I returned it back to you, I knew it fit me like a glove. A hopeless faith no longer exists, Tou earned my faithful trust, And when I gave it back to you, I discovered this is a "must." You filled me and completed me, Made me all that I can be, I would love to give this back to you, It is all that makes me "see." Gratitude is not enough to give, For you to understand, I need to follow, for once, my path, Please come and take my hand..............

I Like These Kinds Of Blogs...
it's very interesting to see what everyone's response might be.... it's kind of like a mum, but mumm's get kind of boring cause of the people want to be such dipshits about their responses. But to the question at hand... if you could be any kind of movie, what type of movie and title would you be? 1. comedy 2. romance 3. drama 4. science fiction 5. horror 6. documentary 7. action/adventure 8. children for me, i'd definately have to say i'd be a comedy film and i'd have to say the movie that best resembles me would be: Animal House, cause one of the guys in the movie's name is "President Hoover" and that's my real last name hehehe. See how easy it is...this can be quite fun, so please tell me who you are ;)

Pass This On Even If You Do Not Use It
PASS THIS ON EVEN IF YOU DO NOT USE IT Recently this past week, my cousin Nicole Dishuk (age 31...newly grad student with a doctoral degree about to start her new career as a Doctor...) was flown into a nearby hospital, because she passed out. They found a blood clot in her neck, and immediately too k her by helicopter to the ER to operate. By the time they removed the right half of her skull to relieve the pressure on her brain; the clot had spread to her brain causing severe damage. Since last Wednesday night, she was battling… they induced her into a coma to stop the blood flow, they operated 3 times… Finally, they said there was nothing left that they could do... They found multiple clots in the left side of her brain… the swelling wouldn't stop, and she was on life support… She died at 4:30 yesterday. She leaves behind a husband, and 2yr old Brandon and 4yr old Justin.. The CAUSE of DEATH - they found was a birth control she was taking that allows you to only

Yet Another
Well, I lost yet another job last week. Luckily I got a new one only a day later, but the pay sucks. I work at a gas station from 10:45pm to 5:00am and I only make $6.00/hr. I'm still looking for a better paying job.

Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, 80's New Wave Tuesday, Imus Returns, Logan Levkoff, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Sound Byte Contest Continues, More
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Great Scott! It's ROCK SCREAM TUESDAY! It's 80's New Wave Tuesday! It's also EROCKTOBER! (Week 3, bitches!) This month, we honor EROCK (err, Sexbagel, Hawk, Erik, whatever you want to call him) and all of his fumblings. Have yourself some hot tea, warm up those vocal cords, crank up some Jim Gillette, call up the show (new number: 877-212-OandA), and do your best Tommy Tutone impression (you know... the 80's thing)... then eat some cookies and break your fridge in honor of EROCK. WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show is going to give away ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to a lucky listener. Here's what you do: 1. Listen between 7am and 7:30am for the sound of the day 2. Today's sound is 'Thank you!' by Jim Norton 3. be the 10th caller to 1-866-212-OandA 4. That's it. Pretty simple. Try not to fuck it up. New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to a loyal female fan, as wel

Takin Some Time Off
hey all i will be takin some time away from fubar as much as i am addicted to it but i need to take some time to regroup and get things in order. i will miss u all when i am gone but i should only be gone for a few days a week at the most. i will check messages and such once a day more then likely before i go to bed but no more then that. talk to you all in a little while ~berta~

Womens Poem-lmao
He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him. Like his MUMMA used to do

I Love Adam With All My Heart
For this being my first blog on here, I've had many accounts on here. I just want everyone to know that I am taken and no I will not try anything with any other guy. So, respect me and don't even bother asking. I love Adam with all my heart...and more then that. We're engaged..we have been together for almost 3 years...so everythings going okay. I've been on my own for about 2 years now and it's been hard. Because me being only 17 when things went down it made life a hella lot harder. I thought being 18 would make things easier and now that I think of it...it helped out with me getting a house and all..but now I have to find the money to pay for everything still. I have 2 puppies..one's a miniture schnauzer the other ones half pit and half boxer. I want kids so bad...but right now isn't a very good time. So, I'm trying to start college next month..so good luck for that!

Kan Any One Be Really Nice Out There?
How kan u make a diffrence in tha world is there any one really nice out there? kan one person make a real diffrence? well i think it's true but u have to work so fucken hard to make a diffrenc it crazy!! But i guess in tha end it's all good! has any one change a person's life in there life time? Mine was this little gurl who lived with her mother of course she was a single mother with low income but it's seem's so tha norm now a day's. Well anyway's this child of 13 was sitting on the steps of this buildig looking so lost and sad!!! so i walked up and said hey what's going on why u out so late? so She answer's me i'm trying to stay away from home cuz mother is out parting and my sis at her friends and i'm by myself! And me i'm like woh!! mean!while i'm kinda buzzed from going out with some friends, so said have u eaten she's like no.NO nothing to eat at home and i rather starve so i was like why don't u wanna eat? she like wanna starve cuz no one care's and i thought what? Cu

I Wanted It All.
Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart.

Forever
I've never felt so close to you As when our bodies intertwine And I listen to your heartbeat Pounding next to mine Silky smooth, your hand caresses my face I long for your gentle touch, Your warm embrace I'm in heaven when you kiss me Your lips move soft and slow And when I gaze into your eyes I feel you can see my soul Your velvet locks against my cheek Sends tingles down my spine And when I place my hand in yours, I feel our destinies combine I wish this time could last forever, Although I know we must soon part But those precious moments spent together I'll keep forever in my heart

Crazy
Infatuation, intoxication... Overcome with sweet sensations... Living, breathing, eating, sleeping, drinking, dreaming you... You're the one my heart has longed for, You're the one my mind has sought. You're the one my spirit awaited Long before you were conscious thought. You are the answer to every question Asking me what's on my mind, You're the secret I keep inside me You're the treasure I long to find. You are the storm whose heat consumes me You are the rainbow that paints my sky You are the comfort my arms have reached for, You are the answer when someone asks, "Why?" If this is dream then stop me from waking Let me never sleep if all this is real, If this is delusion, dementia, insanity, I pray that this sickness will never be healed.

Memoirs Of Another Kind..
The heart dies a slow death, shedding each hope like leaves... Until one day there are none. No hopes. Nothing remains.Grief is a most peculiar thing; we’re so helpless in the face of it. It’s like a window that will simply open of its own accord. The room grows cold, and we can do nothing but shiver. But it opens a little less each time, and a little less; and one day we wonder what has become of it.At the temple, there is a poem called "Loss" carved into the stone. It has three words, but the poet has scratched them out. You cannot read Loss, only feel it.You cannot say to the sun, "More sun." Or to the rain, "Less rain." To a man, geisha can only be half a wife. We are the wives of nightfall. And yet, to learn kindness after so much unkindness, to understand that a little girl with more courage than she knew, would find her prayers were answered, can that not be called happiness? After all these are not the memoirs of an empress, nor of a queen. These are memoirs of another kind.

Thanks For The Help So Far
These people have helped me so far..... forgive me if I left anyone out! Some did a bunch of commenting and some just a few, but they all add up! ryad44@ fubar DAGWOOD-(G-Spotter)@ fubar Tall Redneck@ fubar WTF@ fubar bettyboop76@ fubar JENN@ fubar Fireant %Club Fantasia Dancer%@ fubar ~peachcrush80 ~sweet peach leveler/bombers owner~Fubar Plus Pinup~@ fubar txmom of 5~SWEET PEACH BOMBERS~~CLUB FAR~~owner of G-spot levelers~`Conferedrate Bombers@ fubar Steak@ fubar ~SEXY LATIN LADY~@ fubar Johnnie Chimpo

Virtual
Virtual Our love had caught us both off guard When we met we danced heart to heart I pushed you away, you were too young Trying to stop this but you had won Virtual You kept coming back for that one last kiss Soon, you, in my life I couldn't miss Your way of talking, your thoughts and all Started to break me, tear down my wall Virtual The way you're a father, loving and warm I wanted for my kids, when they were born Your loving touched my hidden places Melting away in your sweet embraces Virtual I fail your wish for I can't conceive I am old and worn and at life's eve You are young, your whole life ahead Pacts made to meet after we're dead Virtual So this is how our love remains Without other senses tickling our brains The word is a powerful sword to yield Using them, my heart, you revealed Virtual I love you more then life itself Deep in our patience we must delve For really together we can't ever be You have your son, your life .....

Daddy It Hurts
Daddy It Hurts! This Is a true story and If you don't pass this on you don't have a soul!!! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else I'm locked up All day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charil's bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more

Sex Games For Naughty Couples
There are lots of different ways to spice up your sex life and they don’t have to be tedious relationship-building exercises. Instead, start playing some sex games which will not only add some flavor to your sex life, but it will also be a fun way to experiment with new sexual activities. It will add spontaneity to your sex life and you may end up doing things that you never even imagined possible! Body Painting If you are looking for sensual fun, then body painting is a great idea. Besides being naked, you get to rub sticky, slippery stuff all over each other’s bodies. What’s more fun than that? Basically, you and your partner get naked and you paint each other’s bodies using just about anything you want. Adult stores will have different materials to use as paints – anything from strawberry-flavored body paint to chocolate body paint. Or, you can just use what you’ve got around your home. Get out the chocolate sauce and peanut butter to create a sticky, sexy masterpie

October 21, 2007.
I pretty much sat around all day. I went and saw a movie called "We Own the Night" I thought it was pretty awesome. This is my second night sober, in a row. Amazing! I've decided I'll post a poem a day in my blogs. :P For Hannah I was sitting here depressed, Feeling some kind of stressed. Then I thought about you, And I began to feel less blue. I thought about your smile, and I thought for quite a while. You are the one and only for me, and without you, I cannot be. Thinking about the things you say, and all the "I love you's" each day, Fills me with warmth and laughter. I hope we live happily ever after. © Mitchell Brian

Alive
I cried myself to sleep last night I could not stop the tears of pain A pain that was too hard to fight And the tears just poured like rain I did not bump my knee I didn't bust my lip This pain lies within my heart I swear I felt it rip I try so hard to move on Something always holds me back If I don't shed this pain soon I swear I'm gonna crack I gave her every piece of me All of my heart and soul She left like my love meant nothing And flushed it down the bowl But I will move on For this I will strive Because I know my children still love me They are the reason I'm still alive

I'm On My Grown Woman
32 years old and I've finally realized that everything I want in life, may not be meant to be... I won't be afraid to try though, but then there's always something or someone who is trying to trip me up by hindering me... Hence, all my bad relationships!!! I try to catch myself before I hit the ground and when that's not possible, if I have to, sometimes I am forced to stay down.. never for long, because I'm refusing to let someone else get what I've worked so hard for... I'm letting go of those things, including people too, that inhibit me... From this day on, I'm surrounding myself with those things that are to be worth-while and giving up on the bullshit that continues to keep me or has kept me unhappy... Friends will be just that!!! Friends!!! Sometimes they are dependable... Others, not so!!! Never again will I deal with what I use to... I'm on my GROWN WOMAN SHIT!!! I am flawed... I will not allow my flaws to be my downfall... My past will not guide my steps today... If you do

Why Does It Matter?
Why does it matter what other people think about us? Should be feel bad about ourselves because other people dont like us? Why do we try to change who we are for the sake of being wanted? I found out that is excatly what I have been trying to do for 20 years. I cant even tell you what I really like to do or what I do for fun or just anything about me personally without feeling like I will be judged or hated. The thought of rejection just sends a chill up my spin! Doesnt everybody just want to be wanted and excepted for who they are no matter what race, sexual prefrence or religion they are? I know I do! The main thing that makes me so angry is when people sit around and bad mouth the gays or the black people and make them feel like they are "different" when everyone is the same and should be treated with the same respect. My bestfriend is gay and I have seen him go threw torture for standing up for his gay rights. I have seen him be laughed at and mocked for being who he is

My Photographer
Most, if not all of my pix were either taken with a remote or by a timer. Unfortunately there is noone behind the camera. Maybe, Suzail being herself. Its the Gemini speed in me, but it does limit what I can do within the pix =-) A quick answer to a question often asked. Thanks. I do hope you all enjoy them. I do take requests if I'm able to shoot them. ~S

I Love You . . .
I think your soft kisses, Then think of your soft touch, The way you bite your lip and kick the ground, I just love you so much. The way you often look at me, The way you often smile, I really love that you're shy sometimes, But only once and a while. When you look at me, You think I'm not looking at you, You never think I realize it, But oh yes . . . I really do. Love the way you cuddle, Love watching you sleep, I love the way you bite your lip, When you think long and deep. I love that I love you, From the beginning or start, I want to be the one my dear, I give you the key to my heart.

Update On Just Shizzle
They moved him to a nursing home rehab center so he can take the rest of his antibiotics. He's supposed to be coming home next Thursday if not sooner depending on how much more they make him mad. He sends his love and asks for everyone to keep him in their prayers. For those who don't know Just Shizzle here's the link for his page and make sure to leave lots of love. †ℑUST♥SHIZZLE†@FUBAR*TRISTAS*NIZZLE ¤11thDIMENTION¤¯♥CHARMED VISIONS SECURITY♥(F.a.R)♥(ŠIK)♥(n.W.o)♥@ fubar Hugs Trista

Redneck Pickup Lines
Redneck Pick-Up Lines 1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. 4) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 5) If you was a tree and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock." 8) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 9) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner. 10) If yer gonna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til the afternoon. 11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,................every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

Elisabeth Swan Halloween Costume
Elisabeth Swan Halloween Costume What sets Halloween costumes apart from costumes for other celebrations or days of dressing up is that they are often designed to imitate supernatural and scary beings. Costumes are traditionally those of monsters such as vampires, ghosts, skeletons, witches, and devils. There are also costumes of pop culture figures like presidents, or film, television, and cartoon characters. Another popular trend is for women (and in some cases, men) to use Halloween as an excuse to wear particularly revealing costumes, showing off more skin than would be socially acceptable otherwise. elisabeth swan, elizabeth swann, swan halloween costume, eizabeth halloween, pirate costume

Wet Dream (song Lyrics)
Wet Dream - Kip Addotta (written by Biff Manard) It was April the Forty-first, being a quadruple leap year; I was driving in downtown Atlantis. My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was overheating. So I pulled into a Shell station; they said I'd blown a seal. I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay, pal?" While they were doing that, I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar. A real dive. But I knew the owner; he used to play for the dolphins. I said, "HI GILL!" (You have to yell, he's hard of herring.) Chorus: Think I had a wet dream, cruisin' through the Gulf stream. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Wet dream. Gill was also down on his luck. Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below water. I bellied up to the sandbar; he poured the usual: Rusty Snail, hold the grunion, shaken, not stirred. With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side, heavy on the mako. I slipped him a fin, on p

Am I Sexy? Help Me Win A Contest!
Hi! I've been entered into a "Bringing Sexy Back" Contest. It's my first contest in a year of being on fubar... Please go, rate my photo, and tell your friends! Thank you for your help! muah!!! Sonya

Blog Pimp Out Train
PLEASE COPY THE RULES AND KEEP THEM IN EVERY BLOG SO THAT IT KEEPS GOING THANX!!!! (COPY THIS >>>THIS IS THE BLOG TRAIN THE ____RULES__ ARE QUITE SIMPLE FAN R8 ADD AS USUAL,THE FIRST THREE PEOPLE TO FAN R8 AND ADD THE PEOPLE ON THE BLOG PIMPOUT WILL BE ON ONE OF THE 3 PEOPLES BLOG PIMOUT,YOU WILL ONLY BE ON 1 BLOG UNLESS YOU ARE IN THE TOP 3 PEOPLE TWICE OR THREE TIMES,..YOU MUST KEEP CANDLE MANN AT THE BOTTOM OF EVERY BLOG TRAIN SO PEEPS CAN REFER BACK AND BE ADDED THATS RIGHT EVERY IS GOING TO BE PIMPED OUT EVEN IF NOT IN THE TOP 3..IF YOU AREE IN THE TOP 3 YOU MUST DO A BLOG PIMPOUT AS WELL ... IF ANY QUESTIONS PM CANDLE MANN THANXAmber aKa CaSpEr - Dbo71's Woman - SCF Bombers Freedom Bombing/Leveling Family@ fubar♥StiNa AKA SKEETER♥ Member oF "THE PRIDE" & K.O.W (BARTENDAR 4 TECHNO vol.69)@ fubarBIG MOMMA~ C@NDL3 TR@IN PROMOTER@ fubar

Wedding Today At 1pm, Pls Come...
WE WILL BE HAVING A WEDDING IN THE TWILIGHT LOUNGE!! HERE IS THE LINK....http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51052 THE CEREMONY WILL BE DONE BY PASTOR ANDY DJ MYNSY Pastor~Andy~DJ Mynxy ~& White Doves Fubar Lover& Husband@ fubar ....AND WILL HELD AT 1PM... WE ALSO STILL NEED TO 3 WITNESSES, IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED PLEASE LET US KNOW... AND WE WOULD LIKE FOR EVERYONE TO BE THERE!!!!! THANKS...MUAH

Full Moon Beauty
High above the World In the clear star lite sky I silently watch as I sore high Those that look up to the Heavens Upon this night each month I am welcomed unto you For I give you my All My ever full light of my shine On this Beautiful Night I smile down upon the world As I am praised for my glow and beauty As I shine my fullest for all to see I bathe in this praise For this is the only night Of each new month I do As I smile and glow upon the world Bathe in my Beauty As I lay high above you In the clear star lite sky For I am the Full Moon.

Contest
BRIGUYS PICK YOUR PIC CONTEST!!! WIN A HAPPY HOUR OR A THREE MOTH VIP!! OR A 7 DAY BLAST! JUST CONTACT BRIGUY WITH AN EMAIL WITH YOUR FAVORITE PIC LINK! 1ST PRICE IS A HAPPY HOUR OR THREE MONTH VIP!!!(minumum 75,000 comments to win) CONTEST RULES AND PRIZES!! MOST COMMENTS WINS!! First Place Wins Happy Hour or 3 Month VIP!! (minimum of 75,000 comments to win) Second Place wins 7 Day Blast! 1. Comment bombing is a must to win this and self bombing is recommended! 2. No Drama! Play Nice and Have Fun! 3. NO NSFW PICS ALLOWED! 4. Contest will be two weeks and all contestants will be notified of winners. 5. Must add and fan host to enter or comment! This will be checked! 6. Need at least 15 people to enter soo.... PLEASE CONTACT BRIGUY IN EMAIL WITH LINK TO PIC IF INTERESTED!! BRI GUY CONFEDERATE BOMBER ...........@ fubar

Lessons From Legends: Al Barr
Tue, Oct 30, 2007, 11:03 AM Getting by with a little help from your friends is fine, but sometimes your friends haven't been there and done that. That's when the heavy hitters need to come in with their pearls of wisdom and what-to-look-out-fors. This week, Al Barr, singer for Dropkick Murphy's speaks on fires, jail, and Japanese tattoo culture. AL BARR ON MODERN EXPOSURE: Bands today have a leg-up. Since the act of buying records is becoming obsolete you don't have to connect A and B so much. It's easy to get your music out noawadays that there's really no excuse. I'm from the "put a record out and support it with a tour" school. but with computers now, that's not the only way to get big anymore. People can hear your music anywhere online. In fact, I got a buddy doing 25 to life in prison who has a band. He started it from his MySpace page from his cell. AL BARR ON THE POWER OF PROMOTION: In 1984, I booked my first show in New Hampshire. We had 11 bands play an

Re: Krystal
Ok, my 1st blog, I just want to say remember to love your kids for who they are, not what they do sometimes, remember in rough times that you have them. Remember that sometimes they can be taken away from you to soon.....my niece was recently taken from our lives, at the young age of 17, in an auto accident. Saturday October the 27th, 5:26 a.m. in a freak accident on Interstate 75. She will be missed so much by her family and friends, its hard to describe, you never know how it feels unless its happened to you. I still can't believe it, but its true, I think. She will be missed by so many people, but will always be remembered. She was an organ donor, so hopefully she has saved a few lives, so her soul will live on. And I'm sure lots of people will thank her for that. I wonder how her mom (my sister), and her dad will make it through, but I imagine they will. I just feel so bad for them, I couldn't imagine. I told my sister god wanted her for some reason, and I hope that is true

Love It
From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I'm in. let us pay for you! don't "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. S

Hello To My Friends
AS SOME OF YOU KNOW I'M IN A CONTEST UNTIL NOVEMBER 10TH. UNTIL THEN I HAVE TO WATCH MY RATING AND COMMENTS DUE TO BOMBING MY OWN PIC,LOL FOR THE FRIENDS THAT ARE HELPING ME I ALSO RATE THEM IN RETURN. I PROMISE WHEN THIS CONTEST IS OVER I WILL RATE YOUR THINGS:) FIRST AND LAST CONTEST FOR ME THATS FOR SURE! FOR THOSE OF YOU, MY CLOSEST FRIENDS WHO ARE HELPING ME THANK YOU SO MUCH. WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER I'LL MAKE SURE TO DO A BULLETIN THANKING YOU ALL INDIVIDUALLY. BLOODY KISSES AND HUGS MINA WTH THE LEVEL IM AT I ONLY GET TO RATE SO MUCH AND COMMENT, IM FINDING OUT EVERY NIGHT IM RUNNING OUT FAST AND I FEEL BAD WHEN MY FRIENDS ARE UPLOADING AND I CANNOT RATE. IM VERY SORRY FOR THIS. IF YOUR WONDERING ITS A TATTOO CONTEST THIS PIC WILL TAKE YOU TO THE LINK THANK YOU

Desert Island
If you were going to be placed on a desert island for 10 years...and you could only take 3 things...what would you take and why? Me personally...I would take a copy of The Odyssey by Homer, pictures of Pam Anderson's boobs and as large a container of hand lotion as I could get. What about you?

Major Update From Fu-friends
As some or many of you have noticed the fu-friends site has not been accessable for the last couple of days now. There has been a big database problem on their end therefore i had to start taking stuff down. In the process of that i've been working on putting it together again in a much cleaner way. The navigation will be much easier and user friendly. All the Hot Spot members have been put back up on the list so no worries there. Please check to make sure i didn't miss anyone, if i did let me know. The last fu standing will be extended from 2 days ago to the day it gets back online. Sorry for the inconvenience. Click here to view the site

Inconsiderate Pricks
To all of the people here on Fubar.. you all get angry with me if i dont respond back to you within the minute that you write me something, and try to make me feel bad about it. Well guess what i dont feel bad..get over it..if men werent such pigs i would have time to talk to some of the good ones . If you cared at all you would ask how i was doing and not lets hook up. For all of you that do care about what happened to me. I was raped last night by my roomate. I think he spiked my drink. He is currently locked up so no worries..but he comes home tomorrow untill a court date. ugh well back to laying down for me.

Displacement
A hole in your pocket unwantingly delivers an adventure impossible to predict, a walk much longer than desired. You were the king of your castle, Scratching your head with disbeleif... entering your humble abode is faint. Where the hell are my keys?

Ye Old Woodpile
They tell you that cutting your own firewood warms you twice. It's a lie, but it's a witty lie. It's one of those lies that has truth in its pocket; it's a lie because it's more than true, not less. Therefore, in reflecting on its deception, you can not only avoid error, you can also learn. As anybody who has done it knows too well, cutting your own wood warms you not twice, but three, four, ten, twenty times. The implication that you work up a mild and pleasing heat in procuring a year's worth of fuel and then forget about firewood until you kindle a blaze to cheer a cold winter night is fanciful. The woodcutter each year pits himself against a level of mass, weight, and inertia that is truly gigantic. Indeed, assuming that you own a chainsaw, cutting your wood is the least of the job. The real work of getting your fuel is in moving the stuff from one place to another. You will lift and shift every stick. And again. And again. And then again. The warming you get from combustion of

Another Day Finally Over.
So, I was suppose to start work at 8pm tonight, but the press (I work at a newspaper) didn't fire up until 9:15. An hour and 15 minutes of doing nothing but smoking, and bullshitting with co-workers. At work we have this gay couple, one's a pregnant troll-like-thing (who apparently only has time to shower once a week), the other is way over weight, and I've only seen him wear 3 shirts EVER. From time to time, they magically get sick the exact same day, and can't come in (which leaves us two people short). Their buddy just started working at the plant. I may have to kill someone, if all three of them miss the same day. This beer tastes pretty damn good right now.

#1 Milk Pourer!
Well if anyone notices my status "pouring milk".. here's the story. It was a cold lonely night just last week for Gamerchick. She was playing some halo with her muddie and got a strong urge for some milk Not being able to resist she gets up. Goes to the cupboard gets out a big glass. Puts it on the table and opens the fridge. Gets out the gallon of milk and takes it over to the table where her glass lays... She takes the gallon and lifts to pour.. la la la time goes by. She's thinking how yummie this milk is gonna be and can't wait to get back butt kicking on halo. When she stops to check.. WTF! there's no milk in her glass. Its magic milk she thinks.. Oh wait she thinks.. it's not I just forgot to take the damn cover off! *sigh*

Months
Pick your birthday month and read it, then repost with whatever you are. JANUARY = CALM Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt bu

Rough Sex Facts
Date: Nov 2, 2007 2:12 PM Subject: rough sex facts Body: Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.........................

My Horoscope For Today
You need to restrain yourself somewhat today and keep from lecturing the people around you -- no matter how dumb they're being. Nobody wants to hear the truth just now, so wait until they do. HAHA I think this should be my thought everyday!

All Involved In The Extreme X
OK THIS HAS BEEN BUILDING SINCE A SERTAIN PERSON NAMED VAN WRECKER HAS COME BACK TO THE X DJ QUEENY WOULD SLANDER HIM TO NE IN SEVERAL YAHOOS AND THEY WIL COME OUT IF NEEDED THEN WAS NICE TO HIM IN YAHOOS HMMM MAKES HER A LIL 2 FACED IN MY BOOK! SO INSTEAD OF FIGHTING WITH THIS IDIOT ! AND SINCE I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME TO DEVOTE TO MY LOUNGE I DECIDED TO TAKE IT DOWN FROM FUBAR ALL TOGETHER ! IF UR MAD AT ME THAT IS FINE ALL ANYONE EVER DID WAS WINE BITCH AND MOAN ANYWAYS ! NONE OF U PAID FOR THE SERVER OR EVER OFFERED ! SO GUESS WHAT MY LOUNGE MY DECISION! SO POST ALL THE BULLETINS THAT U WANT WITH ALL THE HE SAID SHE SAID BS ! IT IS BECAUSE OF FRIENDS LIKE THESE THAT I DO NOT EVEN WANT TO BE ON THIS SITE ANY MORE ! THAT AND THE FACT THAT I HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF FUBAR! TO ALL THE STAFF WITH THE EXCLUSIONS OF THE 2 PEOPEL FOR MENTIONED IN THIS BLOG EVERYONE ELSE DID A GOOD JOB AND DID NOT GET SUCKED IN BY THE BS AND DRAMA! AND 2 THE DSC AND DDC WHAT A PATHETIC JOKE THESE 2 CREWS ARE TH

Not Knowing What To Do Please Help
hey everyone i am really not sure what to do anymore would really like some advice on this please...i have been living with my ex and his family for the last month and a half and they tell me the other day i had 3 weeks to get out well then they changed and i have a week with no money no nothing...i am so scared and don't know what to do please write back on this much love kristy

A Single Embrace Is Forever
dont let your memory fade of me you will always be with me but old memory fades fast if all you remember is i love you dont let your memory fade of me memories are for you and me I'll be lying here beside you i will always love you dont let your memory fade of me old memories fade new ones are made for always and forever of you memories are words you string so well dont let your memory fade of me Once again now One more time new memories are made by you of a single embrace forever

Karma
I know karma is a bitch and I know I deserve it>I fucked up.18 yrs and I throw it away for an internet fling that I THOUGHT was so much better. MY ex and I had our issues.He was a mamas boy and everything I did somehow never measured up to his standards.He was somewhat controlling and very hung up on appearances to the outside world. But when it was just me and him things were great.He was a good provider but somehow i felt like i wasn't a priority. When I filed for divorce, i THOUGHT it was what I wanted.FINALLY I could be myself.Finally, my weight didn't matter, or how I dressed, or how I swore too much. Needless to say on the internet it all seems like everything's perfect but in real life there are bills and responsibilities that he wasn't able to commit too. basically he was a lazy bum. I watched my ex go through a HUGE depression.He wanted me back so badly and even though I wanted to try I KNEW this thing would always hang over me. His family already wasn't real fond of me

I Like Honesty
SOME MAY FIND IT STRANGE BUT IT MAKES A MAN MUCH MORE APPEALING TO ME WHEN HE'S HONEST.I HATE IT WHEN SOMEONE LIES TO ME IN MY FACE,INSTEAD OF JUST TELLING THE TRUTH AND FACING THE CONSEQUENCES.I REALLY CAN'T STAND WHEN I KNOW SOMEONE IS LYING AND THEY JUST REFUSE TO TELL THE TRUTH.I HAVE MORE RESPECT FOR SOMEONE WHO TELLS THE TRUTH-NO MATTER WHAT...I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE WHO TELLS ME WHAT I WANT TO HEAR. SOMEONE WHO I HOLD VERY CLOSE TO MY HEART IS LYING TO ME AND IT HURTS ME TO KNOW THAT WHILE I POUR MY HEART OUT TO HIM...HE LIES TO ME OFTEN. EVEN WORSE...WHAT HE IS LYING ABOUT REALLY ISN'T A BIG ISSUE TO ME...I WILL STILL CARE FOR HIM EITHER WAY...THE ONLY THING I ASK FOR IS THE TRUTH. SINCE HE CAN'T BE A MAN AND FESS UP I WILL HAVE TO TAKE HIS WORD FOR RIGHT NOW...BUT IF I EVER FIND OUT THE TRUTH AND ITS NOT FROM HIS MOUTH-THATS THE END OF ANY DREAM I EVER HAD OF SPENDING THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH HIM.ONCE YOU LOSE MY TRUST...YOU LOSE ME WE'VE ALREADY HAD ONE ALTER

Profiles In Courage?
It's all in the presentation. You meet one person, you meet another and another. You talk to one person, then another and another. You develop friendships with some, nothing with others. You may be interested in someone more then others. But here's the twist. Thoughts written in confidence are emailed to everyone. Mumms are written about it. Does it hurt? Yeah it does. Blame being placed all over the place. I admit that some of the blame I threw was misguided. But here's the bigger twist.....people hiding behind fake multiple profiles. Eventually everything comes full circle. The person sending out the email, has been identified and it hurt even more when I found out who it was. It was someone I trusted. Yet, for him to be hiding behind a fake profile and checking out profiles of me and my friends. Such a low blow. What I choose to do in my personal life is for me to decide. I'm single, I have no children. I won't go into his history, because I'm a better person. It

Holy Sh@t I Didnt Fall Off!!!!!!!!!!!
the world keeps turning life keeps moveing on weather we are ready for it or not.... somtimes life feels like it tailspins outa control and we feel like we just cant hang on then suddenly a pause long enough to relize holy shit batman i didnt fall off im still here long enough for tiered arms to rest a moment before the whole thing starts spinning again untill ...........a thought does it have to be this way? one thought leads to another how can i change this? then to another but what else is there? a glimmer of fear for the unknown and then bammm epihany does it matter what else is there? does it matter if the unknown is scarey?is what you have working? is being run bye destiny any better any less frightning then takeing a chance and grabbing life... takeing life for a ride insteada always leting life ride you? MMMMmmm? you let go you know the most vaulable lessons tend to be learned when you let go take a chance make a move do something other then hold on for dear life and cry for th

Thought For The Day 11/06/2007
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "Another day with seemingly little possibility to me. I strive to hold onto whatever measure of sanity I may grasp yet, again it eludes me, the answer. A sky filled with clouds, dark and formidable, they hang over my world and violate all aspects of my life. I look for the clear sky, it must be there, somewhere. The reason is transparent and hides itself deep within, it evades me now and the light is hidden. The truth lies deep within and I must see it eventually, there is little choice. This day, only cold consumes me, it ravishes and carries its absolute promise unrelenting, unforgiving. Destiny echos somewhere, muffled by the pain of those who surround me and fill me. Their future awaits, but what calling do they embrace. I must know." ©2007 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions

Broken Wings
Like a bird with broken wings, they have to learn how to fly. Like a child taken there first steps, they fall and get up again. This time my son you have fallen, and i can't help you. Broken Wings you must learn on your own. Although it hurts and I can't stop the tears from falling, I can only hope and pray that you'll understand, and someday love me again. Like a bird with broken wings you have to learn how to fight. I love you my son, I will always remember the days we did have together, the memories will never be forgot. Broken wings someday they will be fixed, and someday we will be together again, I love you my son.

I Was So Much Older Then
yeah i dunno just in a weird mood check out this song its awesome Crimson flames tied through my ears Rollin' high and mighty traps Pounced with fire on flaming roads Using ideas as my maps "We'll meet on edges, soon," said I Proud 'neath heated brow Ah, but I was so much older then I'm younger than that now. Half-cracked prejudice leaped forth "Rip down all hate," I screamed Lies that life is black and white Spoke from my skull, I dreamed Romantic facts of musketeers Foundationed deep, somehow Ah, but I was so much older then I'm younger than that now. Girls' faces formed the forward path From phony jealousy To memorizing politics Of ancient history Flung down by corpse evangelists Unthought of, thought, somehow Ah, but I was so much older then I'm younger than that now. A self-ordained professor's tongue Too serious to fool Spouted out that liberty Is just equality in school "Equality," I spoke the word [ Lyrics provided by www.mp3lyrics.org ] A

Sorry I've Been So Absent.....
Some of you may be wondering where I have been lately. Well, I am just a little ill. I have this damn cold/flu type illness that is kicking my butt. I hope that no one thinks that I have been ignoring them or avoiding them, and I am trying to catch up with all the rates and gifts and mail that I have received lately. Hopefully by this weekend I will be back to my normal addicted self. Thank you for caring about me. Hugs and Kisses. Much love, Michelle

To My Friends...
Hey ya'll... As many of you know I'm making the transition from running my own in home business working in the real world...therefore, i won't be online as much. Please don't think i'm ignoring you...life can get pretty crazy between a major career change and four kids. Take care...and i'll talk to ya soon... muah! Jen

Crushed
Day by day I pray things to get better To find someone to make me alive again And just when I get a taste of happiness Something goes wrong And the darkness comes again Crushing me Making it hard to be me To breath I'm so tired of feeling this way Of feeling chained down to the floor Where I cannot fly To be myself All I ever wanted was someone like me Who could unchain me Release the real me And I saw that in you Now I'm not sure what's going on I feel so crushed And I dont know what to do Some days the chains get tighter Digging into my skin Making me bleed inside And I try reaching out But no-one sees me This darkness surrounding me Hides me from everyone And no-one sees my pain No-one sees the tears spilling down my cheeks As I struggle to get free And all I want is you To release me Cradle me in your arms Help me find me Slowly I'm losing sight of everything Blurred vision Smeared mascara Tear filled eyes My heart aching So here I lay Chaine

Godfather
Joke®s Wild™ - ۞ The Blogz You Love To Hate ۞ - ViPeR Pit FoUnDeR - Married to DJ Lacey@ fubar Let get my friend to godfather he only has 785,778 we can get this done to day lets rate the heck out of him and it will get done..............woooooooohoooooooo Thank you, DJPhilburg360

The Most Functional Word In The English Language:
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You ! can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

I Want U
I want to fuck you beside railroad tracks as freight trains thunder past manmade wind and noise and oil perfume and the kinetic rush of a thousand thousand tons gliding and screeching past the feel of the earth rumbling beneath us. I want to fuck you near Cape Canaveral as the shuttle reaches and roars toward the sky. I want to fuck you in sight and sound and taste of ocean mountains, prairie, desert, glacier in the deepest primeval forest during a raging lighting-storm near the Grand Canyon on the moon. I want to fuck you in the magic sphere of Nature's vast power flowing within and between us. I want to fuck you during an earthquake near a roaring volcano in the midst of a hurricane and tsunami. I want to own my own home and gather all the internal strength I'd feel there then you come to me unannounced in the night or afternoon when we haven't seen one another in days, weeks, months, years.... I want you to devour me and me to devour y

About Me.
I am sooooooo laid back and easy going that not much bothers me. If ya want to fan me or add me as a friend that cool, if not thats cool too. I am having a blast here on FuBar I hope to meet some really cool people on here. Till next time chillens be safe!!! And Oh yeah I'm also addicted to boobies!! LMAO

Giveaway Finally Ove
Fire My Words I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO HELPED WIN MY GIVEAWAY.NOT MENTIONING ANY NAMES I WANT TO THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART. ALL OF YOU WHO HELPED KNOW WHO YOU ARE. ALSO I WANT TO THANK " BIG' AND WILDCAT FOR HELPING ME JUST TO GET IN THE GIVEAWAY. WHO EVER READS THIS PLEASE GO TO THE LINKS BELOW AND SHOW THEM ALOT OF LOVE. THEY ARE GREAT AND WONDERFUL PEOPLE. *BÌG* ÇÖ-ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ £ÖÚÑGÈ~ Ñ RÄÐÌÖ@ fubar ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞®ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.ŦRÄÌÑ,RÄÐÌÖ Ñ £ÖÚÑGÈ, Ç.W.Ö.Ғ@ fubar

Shout Box Faux Pas
WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS? I SWEAR! WHAT A FUCKING LOSER! --------------------------------------------- gqguy4u: wait now ur going to get piss and block me? ->gqguy4u: Someone as handsome as you should be better versed at romancing a woman.....Perhaps this shit works for some whores, but I am not one and you will never have me. gqguy4u: but id put money on the fact that i could and would get u naked and do u if i ever seen u in public im that good gqguy4u: lol im a oloser how is that u used to talk to me ->gqguy4u: YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER AND NEED TO GET A LIFE. gqguy4u: older gqguy4u: i dont need work babe i fucked manny other chicks liek urself most of them i found them out and about when hubby is at work she will play with a younger guy ->gqguy4u: well, that's nice. but it will never happen. perhaps you should work on your tact. gqguy4u: damn id like to fuck the shit out of u ----------------------- A final note: This dumb fuck WAS a friend of m

When Can I See You Again By Babyface
When can my heart beat again When does the pain ever end When do the tears stop from running over When does “you'll get over it” begin I hear what you're saying But I swear that it's not making sense So when can I see you When can I see you again When can my heart beat again When can I see you again When can I breathe once again And when can I see you When does my "someday" begin When I'll find someone again And what if I still am not truly over What am I supposed to do then, babe... Do you see what I'm saying Even if, if it's not making sense So when can I see you When can I see you again When can my heart beat again When can I see you again And when can I breathe once again And when can I see you... again Yeah, baby Do you see what I'm saying Even if, if it's not making sense, baby So when can I see you again When can I see you again Can my heart beat again, baby When can I see you again And when can I breathe once again And when can I see, b

Am I Losing My Touch??
->Mr.Potatoe...: First off,I was quite civil and second if you wanna argue about it do it in your mumm.I had totally forgotten about you until you shouted me.If I hurt your feelings some how,maybe you should check your age not mine.Cheers ~lisasweet...: ok fine opinions is ok, but u dont know how to talk civil man? ->Mr.Potatoe...: I havent left anything Ignorant yet.So if you dont want peoples opinions dont ask for them.And keep it in the mumms. ->Mr.Potatoe...: lmfao ~lisasweet...: whats up with ur lil ignorant comments ? i didnt come to u wrong , ur how old man?

"new Virus Alert" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone-using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning, Direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail with a Power Point presentation " Life is Beautiful" If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, an delete it immediately. If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying: "It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful." Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC, And the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password. This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti virus software's are not capable of destroying it. The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself "life owner". PLEASE SEND A COPY OF THIS E-MAIL TO ALL YOUR FRIE

A Baby's Hug
A Baby's Hug We were the only family with children in the restaurant. I sat Erik in a high chair and noticed everyone was quietly sitting and talking. Suddenly, Erik squealed with glee and said, "Hi." He pounded his fat baby hands on the high chair tray. His eyes were crinkled in laughter and his mouth was bared in a toothless grin, as he wriggled and giggled with merriment. I looked around and saw the source of his merriment. It was a man whose pants were baggy with a zipper at half-mast and his toes poked out of would-be shoes. His shirt was dirty and his hair was uncombed and unwashed. His whiskers were too short to be called a beard and his nose was so varicose it looked like a road map. We were too far from him to smell, but I was sure he smelled. His hands waved and flapped on loose wrists. "Hi there, baby. Hi there, big boy. I see ya, buster," the man said to Erik. My husband and I exchanged looks, "What do we do?" Erik continued to

Soo Close
I am sure by now you are getting tired of hearing the same thing, but we really need all HOTT team members to stop by and help our team member out1 This has become such a close race! We need every comment we can get! Please Please Please!

The Touch You've Been Longing For !
He will be there in 20 minutes, and with that he hangs up. You rush to get ready and before you know it the door is opening. You rush to meet him, and stop and stare for a moment, needing him to come closer to you. He stands almost a foot above you and when he moves closer to you and takes you in his arms you feel tiny. His mouth takes yours and in the doorway you melt into this kiss. That perfect kiss with your lips so soft and sweet. The feel of his frame against yours is intoxicating. How long have you gone with out this kiss and embrace? You take a step back and drink it in, the strength of his jaw, the darkness of his hair against his skin. You smirk, and give a half knowing smile when he gazes on your scantily clad body. He knows this is for him. You move in for another kiss this time you take the time to enjoy the scent of his body, that rich fragrant aroma that only a man can possess. Fully clothed you can still smell him and you become drunk and weak simultaneously. You take h

Honoring
I write this blog with tears pain and pride flowing down my cheeks. I don't write this just because of my son. or even all the men and woman in my family who have served or are serving now. but for all of you. I can never truly express my gratitude for all that you do. everyday you lay down your life for us. everyday I will do the same for you. you serve your country with fierce pride I will serve you with the same. while you are in another country protecting us. I will be be here serving and protect your community with the same fierceness as you give. you are my soldiers and in you I am very proud to call my family. I send my love and thanks to all. you will be in our hearts our minds and our souls

Thank The Goddess! I'm Back, Lol!!!!
Well, I am finally back online! I've been without Internet service since last Wednesday - long story, to be sure. Anyway, I'm back. I was becoming a tad homicidal, to say the least! But I am off to bellydancing! I will be back online after class, do not fear. I have a passel of comments to return! Much love, warm hugs, and blessings for one and all! I have missed you all terribly!! Later! Muahz!

Paulie Sabol
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Home Is Where The Heart Is
The word “home” has a wide variety of connotations. To some, home is merely a place where basic needs are addressed. To others, home is the foundation from which they draw their strength and tranquility. Still, others view home as a place inexorably linked to family. Yet all these definitions of home imply somewhere we can be ourselves and are totally accepted. There, we feel safe enough to let down our guard, peaceful enough to really relax, and loved enough to want to return day after day. However, these qualities need not be linked to a single space or any space at all. Home is where the heart is and can be the locale you live in, a community you once lived in, or the country where you plan to live someday. Or home can be a feeling you carry inside yourself, wherever you are. The process of evolution can require you to undergo transformations that uproot you. Moving from place to place can seem to literally divide you from the foundations you have come to depend on. Since your h

My Vip
Just to let everyone know HItman6 and I are letting our VIP's run out. We are tired of givin money to a site that is becomeing a pain in our a**. We will still be on here from time to time (He has been working alot so he only gets on on his days off) I on the other hand will get on here if I am bored. Well we hope you all have a great time and we will be talkin with ya'll soon.

Poor Poor Man
ok in ma shout box from this dick i had hot cock wanna fuck cyber n all shit like that... then he emailed me his fone number .. so i kindly told the dickhead to piss off.. in my own sweet way .. ppl who know me know how i would react to a dick like this .. then omg the flattery i got this samy38: pussay take your data base and stick it up your ronchy assss samy38: lots of unreal ego crap just like you DEAR samy38: FUBARS FUCKEN EGO CRAP ANYWAY samy38: fubars loaded with crap anyway like you." samy38: whatever DOG MEAT." Notic the pillock is now talking to himself .. coz i havnt even answered him ..

Mean Moms....
Mean Moms Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Mom told me: I loved you enough to ask where you were going, with whom, and what time you would be home. I loved you enough to be silent and let you discover that your new best friend was a creep. I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours while you cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15 minutes. I loved you enough to let you see anger, disappointment, and tears in my eyes. Children must learn that their parents aren't perfect. I loved yo

Horoscope For 11/13
You look great and sound even better, making this the perfect day for a date or a job interview. No matter what happens, people should leave with a good impression of you and your many talents. *** haha now thats funny , a date lol, hell I cant even find a guy to buy me a VIP lol

It's A Contest For 2 Hours Starting Now!!!
In Celebration of the return of our DJ, DJ Kink we are offering 80,000 Fubucks by way of a draw of new members!!! You have 2 hours from now (10:20pm to 20 past Midnight eastern time). Rules are as follow: You must join as a member at Club Kiss Lounge here on Fubar by the previously mentioned time range. One lucky member will be drawn tonight by our DJ Dark Embrace and announced live on Kiss Eurodance Radio at half past Midnight!!! Award will be presented tomorrow. Links are supplied below. Club Kiss Lounge: http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51079 Kiss Dance Radio for windows: http://kisseurodanceradio.listen2myradio.com Kiss Dance Radio for Winamp: http://208.109.236.118:8248 Hope to see you there and the best of luck from all of us here at Club Kiss only on Fubar.com!!!

Husband Issues
I came here because I just need to write. I would usually write this stuff in my private journal here at home but unfortunately that is in my room somewhere and I don't want to be near my husband at the moment. This has been a long time coming I guess. I get to feeling this way about this man every so often. Some of it is my doing I am sure but it seems to me that he doesn't take responsibility for himself as often as I would like. Last week my computer crashed. I've been having problems with my computer for months and months. My husband has known this, but when it crashed this time I didn't say anything to my husband about it because when I tell him things he doesn't move on them fast enough for my taste. I went out and bought a new computer on Monday of this week. My husband didn't even notice it until today then he got all pissed off at me because I went and bought a new computer without saying a word to him about it. I didn't even tell him it crashed, completely crashed

Random Quotes
Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. Lord Byron The best time to make friends is before you need them. Ethel Barrymore The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. Walt Disney

Best Song Ever!
Girls try not to laugh too loud when u sing this! SING IT GIRLS!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self cont

Glad To Be Back
I am finally able to be back online I had missed being able to bomb with my mafia family I cant believe how much things have changed around here but just wanted to say hello to all my friends, fans, and family feel free to stop by and say hello and i will do the same take care all ttys ~Vinton~

One Bright Day In The Middle Of The Night
Seems this is a classic in some parts of the English speaking world: Part 1. One fine day in the middle of the night Two dead boys* got up to fight [*or men] Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other Part 2a. One was blind and the other couldn't see So they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play A dumb man went to shout "hooray!" [or: And two lame men came to carry them away] Part 2b. A paralysed donkey passing by Kicked the blind man in the eye Knocked him through a nine inch wall Into a dry ditch and drowned them all Part 2c. A deaf policeman heard the noise And came to arrest the two dead boys If you don't believe this story’s true, Ask the blind man he saw it too!

Elderly Couple
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about twenty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around -- in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses. All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grumpy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her -- the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one minute. To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, 'While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the c

Just To Show My Appreication For A Special Friend
Just wanted to say a special thank you to N B K, who rated my stash and pictures for 3 hours and made sure that i levelled tonight!!! thanks, couldnot have made it with out you dude!!!! would get down on my knees for you if i could, but ........

Poem
In secret place where once I stood Close by the Banks of Lacrim flood, I heard two sisters reason on Things that are past and things to come. One Flesh was call'd, who had her eye On worldly wealth and vanity; The other Spirit, who did rear Her thoughts unto a higher sphere. 'Sister,' quoth Flesh, 'what liv'st thou on Nothing but Meditation? Doth Contemplation feed thee so Regardlessly to let earth go? Can Speculation satisfy Notion without Reality? Dost dream of things beyond the Moon And dost thou hope to dwell there soon? Hast treasures there laid up in store That all in th' world thou count'st but poor? Art fancy-sick or turn'd a Sot To catch at shadows which are not? Come, come. I'll show unto thy sense, Industry hath its recompence. What canst desire, but thou maist see True substance in variety? Dost honour like? Acquire the same, As some to their immortal fame; And trophies to thy name erect Which wearing time shall ne'er deject. For riches dost thou

Love It
There's nothing like it. I feel bad for women who don't dare to try it. The only reason it wouldn't be good is either she doesn't know what she's doing or he doesn't. I have had it with me in control and I have had it with him in control. I have had with hard core force where the only choice I had was to choose the guy. I have had it slow and gentle. I have had it where I am on top of it, missionary style. doggy style and spoon style. I love it. It makes the orgasm way better. I am multiorgasmic though so I guess orgasms would be the better word. i would rather have it first then regular pussy fucking. The power of the cumming is so intense that way. I get so wet that I am gushing. Not quite a squirter here but definitely a gusher. I had it last night in my car. Not the best place to fuck but my ass is nice and sore today. So it's all worth it. Can't wait to have his dick in my ass again. MMMMMM Lovin' the booty call.

Beowulf
I saw this movie yesterday. Its interesting for a couple of reasons. The number one is technically, its visually impressive. The 3-D animation process is probably one of the most lifelike movies every made of this genre. That said, there is a reason this movie is PG-13. The sex and violence in this movie has a different feel than in a 2-D movie. You see Angelina Jolie in all her beauty nude on the screen. Probably the most we have seen of her since GIA. She is breathtaking as the seductress, even enough that she was taken back by how she looked in the movie. The storyline is well known as a Norse fantasy tale with dragons and demons. So if you enjoy that genre this movie is a must see. Seeing it in 3d is the reason to spend the extra money to see it in the theater. An enjoyable couple of hours.

The Next Survivor Series
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money. In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week. Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives and send cards out on time. Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment. He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care (weekend, evening, on a holiday or right when they're about to leave for vacation). He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function. Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flower

Where Is Your Mind???
Where your mind is What do you think about your current situation? What do you think about the possibilities that are available to you at this moment? What you think has a direct and undeniable connection to what you do. So it pays to keep your mind focused on the highest and the best. Where your mind is right now is where your life will soon be. The thousands of thoughts that you think each day provide the stage upon which you perform. The outer performance is driven by the inner thoughts. Thoughts of confidence, effectiveness, strength and positive achievement will lead to truly great performances. Consider all the things you say to yourself as every day goes along. Each one is an opportunity for you to direct your mind in precisely the way you choose. Use all your thoughts, the little ones, the big ones, and all the rest, to put your mind in a positive, empowering place. Enjoy the journey as your great thoughts lead you surely and steadily to greatness

"just For A While"
"Just For A While" Your love is mine, but just for a while. Your kiss is mine, sweeten with a smile. Your eyes are the color, of deep ocean blue. But just for a while, these are mine too. Just for a while, you bless me with love, Then you fly like the wind, on the wings of a dove."just For A

If You Had Me Alone
IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX. CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. Don't Be Shy All In Good Fun....... REPOST IT SAYING... IF U HAD ME ALONE

Checking The Site Out
I have been checking out the site this evening and like the interaction created here making it unique and will continue to check it out. I am still learning how to use the different features so give me chance. It is my first day here but have posted some pix and an entry in the blog so am off and running. Take care and see you all around the lounges.

In The Dark
in the dark little corner of your heart lives something precious warm and thriving not dead at all in the dark depths of your mind it touches dreams forbidden weeping in joy quietly breathing in the darkest hour of the night there is a stirring fears slip away and hope peeks out. You've got to hide your love away... 2007/dma with a nod to John Lennon and Paul McCartney

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/19/07;
If i could download memory for my fuckin' brain i would but my, CD drive, USB, finewire ports, in fact every fuckin' input except ears and eyes is shot! So I got a fuckin' "special deal" on Viagra penis grower pills and a one time only they gonna send me memory boosting shit too all for $99.95 plus shipping! Now what the fuck I do with that sandwich? Thanks you fuckin' KNOW who LMAO!

Quote Of The Day.. Lol
"Will you stop at words or will you follow through with deeds?" Are you the type of person that likes to talk a big talk about changing something or how our Government is run, but you sit on your butt and do nothing about it? It takes Patriots to change things, those willing to sacrifice their lives and homes to accomplish victory in the face of over whelming odds. Just a thought for today!

Imperfection
Imperfection Temperance is what I ask for Patience is what I need Tolerance Perseverance Understanding How can I help one who is not willing to help themselves How can I understand if there is no explanation How can I give my love If it is not taken How can I guide If I have no followers How can I see if there is no light How can I listen If there is no sound I can not work miracles Though I may try I can not be perfect Though you may want me to be I am human I make mistakes I feel I hurt I love I am an imperfect person In an imperfect world Please don't ask me to be perfect Because I will disappoint us both. An original work by Tess AKA: TygerLily 2006

Man Laws
MAN LAWS...Learn them, Live them...and Love them 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrat

Is She Attracted To Me?
All the signs are there -- if you know how to read them By David Wygant Sepcial to Yahoo! Personals Updated: Nov 20, 2007 RATING THIS ARTICLE Be the first to rate: Sign in to rate! Read all 10 comments TOOLS Email Article Printable View Add to del.icio.us Add to Digg I get so many emails from men asking me this question: "How do I know if she is attracted to me on date?" This a great question, and knowing the answer will make going in for that kiss become her idea and not yours. That's right, guys -- the first kiss has to be her idea. She has to want it and desire it, and learning what her body language is saying is key to the first kiss and knowing if she is attracted to you. When you are out on a date, sit across from her at a table, or if you are about to sit in a booth, let her sit down first and see where she invites you to sit. Some women will invite you to sit right down next to them in the booth and some will not. If she invites you to sit do

Bowling Balls
Two Mexicans are riding along Pacific Coast Highway on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back with their bike will he take them and he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough the Highway Patrol pulls him over for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies jokingly-- "Mexican eggs". The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He gets on his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatch

Lesson Learned
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks: " Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"

Feelings
So I have two issues one guy I have been seein hasnt called me back in days not even to say been busy catch ya later uses his kid to tell me! How do i feel fuck it He'll want me sooner or later plenty fish in the sea!Then thanks giving my youngest 2 were basically abandoned for thanksgiving was told by her only family is invited i should feel rejected but I dont I'm happy i was home with the boys and not in jail or even homeless like i was a few short months ago the way I look at it is i could be upset but why life hands u lemons u make lemonade and im movin back up in the world so look out here I come and when im lookin down on the ones who have hurt or rejected me im gonna have one big ol laugh on them! Either way thanks for reading i was in the need to rant.

Coming To Grips With Reality
im finally realizing, coming to grips with reality im lookin around and its plain to see in such a fast paced world we take too much foregranted noone ever has the time to see the natural beauties on our planet stop and take a second stare at the night sky watch the stars glisten with a twinkle in your eyes watch the sunset or see the sun rise the feelings it will bring should not be a surprise these feelings of awe and joy should happen more often but the naturally beautiful are naturally forgotten you'll notice much life if you just watch a tree a tiny little ecosystem living in harmony watch all the brances swing to and fro or take the time to watch flowers grow too many beautiful things in this world go unnoticed where would we be if the planet didnt support us ive come to terms cuz of my life choice i chose to help fight a war rather then speak my voice ive taken an outlook some might not understand ill enjoy the little things while i still can soon i leave for

Yep Your Bad A Reply To My Ex
To all them men who have their priorities straight your the men whom i wanna congratulate we need more men out there like you keep doing what you do and im hoping you will teach others too but for all those ones who talk nothing but dreams your gonna find yourself by yourself if you know what i mean im sure you once had one of them good girls by your side but you decided to lose them all for your pride one day you will understand what you have done but by then that perfect girl has already moved on and you could have lived them dreams you talked about too but now she lives her life with nothing but doubt for you you could have arrived on time and stuck to your word but you chose to dissapoint her and act all absurb for every tear my friends watched roll down my face you should have been there to catch them, but that wasnt the case my friends shouldnt be the ones watching me in pain as im quietly crying giving you that "last chance" aga

I'm A Hacker!
Bahahaha people are dumb on live me and my hubbie just won a game and 2 little kids *they hacked cause they won* wtf.. now that you win a match your a hacker.. wow! omg.. fracken stupid kids haha that was a good laugh! Oh oh and I love it when you lost by just like 2-3 kills and then they say "you suck!", "assholes".. like omg its a fracken match and you won by what.. 3.. woooo 3! not such a big thing is it. now if it was say like 10 kills or something then yes you might have more skill then me. Gah... just wish this sore throat would go away! :(

For The Ladies
How do you get a man aroused? Just be there. What are the three words a woman can always expect from a man after sex? How was I? When a woman is pregnant, she craves odd stuff. What does a man crave? Other women. Why are men obsessed with breasts? Because women have them. Why do married women complain about their husbands so much? Their husbands are men. What is a woman's wildest, raunchiest, dirtiest, sleaziest sexual fantasy ever? A man who thinks. Why do women always fall for the wrong kind of guy? Is there any other kind? What do you do if you see a field full of men? Smile... and reload your gun. What would get your man to put down the toilet seat? A sex-change operation. What do men and apes have in common? Everything. How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat? I don't know; it's never been done. Why should men work seven days a week? So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. What do you get when you ta

What Kind Of Vampire Are You?
What Kind of Vampire are You? (Pics)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Vampire LeaderYou are a Vampire Leader, you care about your clan of childer, and others who look up to you. Clan Member 100%Rogue Vampire 100%Vampire Leader 100%

Bummer! Rip Kevin Dubrow
Fly on...Thunderbird Fly..... ********************************** Quiet Riot Lead Singer Kevin Dubrow Dies 3 hours ago LAS VEGAS (AP) — Kevin Dubrow, lead singer for the 1980s heavy metal band Quiet Riot that scored a hit with "Cum on Feel the Noize," was found dead in a Las Vegas home. He was 52. The cause was not immediately known. A neighbor summoned police and paramedics Sunday to the house where he was pronounced dead, police and coroner's officials said. There was no forced entry, and no suspicious circumstances were reported, police Officer Jose Montoya said Monday. Quiet Riot was perhaps best known for its 1983 cover of "Cum on Feel the Noize." The song, featuring Dubrow's powerful, gravelly voice, appeared on the band's album "Metal Health" — which was the first by a metal band to reach No. 1 on the Billboard chart. DuBrow recorded his first solo album in 2004, "In for the Kill," and the band's last studio CD, "Rehab," came out in October 2006. "I can

Here It Is
here it is my second lol just messing with you guys well sort of sort of not anyway the weather sucks first it's cold then it's hot then it rains i like the in between myself mmmmmmmmmmm what have i been up to let's see i just got out of the hospital last week i was there for about two weeks let's just say i was ready to come home finally got home was able to get into our bed again and then i get sick damm those allergies anyway i guess this makes up my second one if anyone has any questions feel free to ask. always and forever pancakes

Heads You Live Tales You Die
heads you live tales you die Current mood: amused Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes heads you win tales you die the coin gets tossed in the air and so life begins a moment of clarity passes through and things become clearer in that moment things you should have done thing you wish you could still do a feeling of what came down to this moment a flash of you will waiting for that coin to drop and the out come to be revieled but before you look have you done it all do you have regret in your heart can you pass on with a clear consious it lands your destiny has been laid out and to late to change corse its heads and you walk away another day but if it hadnt then what ?

Birds
If you have ever seen the movie The Birds by Alfred Hitchcock, you will understand at once that birds receive mixed reviews in the human saga. Birds have often been perceived as troublemakers and omens of bad tidings throughout history. To have the birds of the air pick the flesh off your bones was an awesome sign of judgment in the ancient Near East. Ravens, crows, and vultures could share in this task. However, the gift of flight has retained a sense of majesty for birds as a genus, and certain birds in particular. Note that the phrase Soaring on eagles' wings has been a sign of hope for twenty-five centuries. The visual acuity of many birds (i.e. the eyes of a hawk) also conveys positive perceptions, while ravens and owls are also stereotyped as vessels of wisdom in myth and literature. The ability of some birds to speak places them in a special category as far as non-human creatures are concerned. Some people may be characterized as bird-like in your dreams. If you speak with b

Leopard
Spotted animals are interesting symbols because of their nonconformity to a uniform color. Often we may see people as spotted or as leopards if we suspect them of shiftiness or insincerity. To see a leopard mauling a kill, especially if it makes eye contact with you, likely means that you have been dealing with someone who you do not trust, and that you should take stock of recent dealings with that person and others like them.

Joy Of Being You
To get where you wish to go, you must take an active role in the journey. Though many good and valuable things are constantly flowing into your life, it is up to you to make something meaningful out of them. No one else can live your life for you. That is your biggest responsibility and your greatest opportunity. Your dreams and desires, passions, opinions, preferences and interests are yours for a reason. The more sincerely and completely you give life to them, the more genuine fulfillment you will know. Beauty is what you know it to be. Joy is what you experience it as being. The meaning of life is the meaning you give to it. Deep down, you know what to do. Dive into the pure joy of being you. For there is so very much you are able to be and to give. -- Ralph Marston

This Is To Two Ppl Who I Love And Adore
When you kiss me My heart melts Everytime I look into your eyes This is what I have felt I feel you holding me in your arms Nothing can tear us apart Your love is true And I know it for a fact It's what you do to me That makes my heart react I am here to say this And I hope you listen too With all my heart I love you

Life Itself
great people around me, in the hand of the lord ,there no stop us from the bottom all the way to the top.(thanks for making us million) thanks to all my bro.and my new bro. ( KIMO )kill them all when you get in the ring bro.(the lord is on your side)

Internet Problems
For about the next 2 weeks, I will not be online much. I am having "internet troubles" and the problem may not be resolved until late next week. Please send some luv my way, I will checkk as often as I can, but I cannot access fubar from work... damn computers with firewalls block everything... and I have limited access anywhere else. Please bare with me during this and I will be back on soon hopefully!! Just wanted to let you know.. and this holds true for my yahoo messenger access for those that have it!! Luv Ya All... *~AngL~*

Ch-ch-ch-changes
A New Day What is that saying, today is the first day of the rest of your life? Well, I am ready to make the changes needed to take that first step into my future....to actually start "the rest of my life"... So what exactly does that entail you ask? I guess my first step in my new adventure/ life is my divorce. My marriage is over, has been for quite a while now, so the obvious answer to that problem is divorce. This is a difficult path for all involved, but it is necessary. I wish the children didn't have to endure this yet again, but it is all for the best for everyone, in the long run. Lately I have met several new friends, whom have become very close to my heart, and reconnected with old friends, which is always wonderful. Each and every one of you have touched me in a special way, and I don't know what I would have done without you. You have been my rocks when I needed a solid foundation to stand on, thank you for that. Those special new friends, you know who y

Dot And Carry One By My Father
Dot and carry One Our reliable undeniable Infinate faunt of all things viable Sometimes laughable maybe cryable Ours alone and quite unbuyable. Waker to plaintime wail at night Calmer of storm bent childish fright Kisser of hurt Finder of toy Ironer of shirt Spanker of boy Brusher of tooth Comber of curl Teacher of truth Teacher of girl Impatient waiter for the late homing man Bather of baby Scourer of pan Washer of dishes Washer of clothes Wisper of wishes Wiper of nose Indicter, jury, judge, punisher too Hunter of shoe lace Finder of shoe Planner of plans Schemer of schemes Seer of visions Dreamer of dreams Who does it all- When will none other! Our flesh and blood Angel; We call her MOTHER. mother's day 1969

Weekend Off
so i have a weekend off which is a mircle since i work nights at a hotel so u,d think i,d be excited and i should be but always a but single broke so whats a girl to do any ideas would be apppreciated wish me luck lmfao first blog so give me a break peace

Can A Man Say This To Me?!?!
Hold up there you go again Puttin on that smile again Even though I know you�ve had a bad day Doin this and doin that Always puttin� yourself last A whole lotta give and not enough take But you can only be strong so long before you break� So fall go on and fall apart Fall into these arms of mine Ill catch you every time you fall Go on and lose it all Every doubt every fear every worry every tear Im right here Baby fall Forget about the world tonight All that�s wrong and all that�s right Lay your head on my shoulder let it fade away And if you wanna let go baby its okay Fall go on and fall apart Fall into these arms of mine Ill catch you every time you fall Go on and lose it all Every doubt, every fear, every worry, every tear Im right here Baby fall Hold on hold on hold on to me... Fall go on and fall apart Fall into these arms of mine Ill catch you every time you fall Go on and lose it all E

Things A Dream Woman Says:
1. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 2. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? 3. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 4. You're so sexy when you're hung over. 5. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. 6. Let's subscribe to Hustler. 7. I'll be out painting the house. 8. I love it when you play golf on Sundays; I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too. 9. Honey... Our new neighbor's daughter is nude sunbathing again. Come see! 10. No, No, I'LL take the car to have the oil changed. 11. Your mother is way better than mine. 12. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself new clubs. 13. I understand fully...... Our anniversary comes every year for Christ's sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever. 14. Christ, not the mall again. Come on, let's go to that new strip joint! 15. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don't y

Making A Connection
Have you ever met someone whom right at "Hello" you knew down deep inside that they were special? When you meet someone like this, all these feelings come rushing in all at once! Its a unique and suprisingly wonderful feeling. But my problem is .... figuring out if the other person feels the same way. Confirming that, Yes, there is in fact a connection there!

Best Friends
You might be best friends one year, Pretty good friends the next year, Don't talk that often the next year, And don't want to talk at all the year after that. So, I just wanted to say, You are special to me and you have made a difference in my life, I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, No matter how often you talk , Or how close you are, And send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, And tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend, Someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all, Just remember this text And take comfort in knowing Somebody out there cares abo

New Twist On Christmas
T'was the month before Christmas, When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying. Nor taking a stand. Why the Politically Correct had taken away, The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. It might hurt people's feelings, the teacher would say, December 25th is just a ' Holiday ' Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit, Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod, Something was changing, something quite odd! Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa, In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. As Targets were hanging their trees upside down, At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and

Just Listen To Your Heart
Just Listen To Your Heart by BlueWolf © Bells are ringing, people are singing, Snow is falling from the sky. Winter is in the air, Yet spring is in your eye. Snow is on the ground, Making a blanket of white. Yet your eyes still glow Like the sun shining so bright. So have a merry Christmas, And let all your worries fall apart. Just close your glowing eyes, And listen to your heart....... ~~PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT THIS POEM~~

Searching New Friends
Hello to the Fubar-Members, i am Tony from Germany. Now. i´ll leave Germany and go at first to New York. I´ll stay there for three weeks and than i´ll go to Colorado Springs. There is a very beautiful Ranch, which i can buy and i´ll invite all who want´s to make Holidays on Horse-Ranch. From the next Summer i´ll have alright to welcome the first Visitors and Guests there. But i´ll come back to New York very often for weekend. However, i will be gladly to meet much more Friends in New York, Colorado or other States. Let do it, let´s have fun. Tony

Guys: What They're Doing Wrong
Guys: What They're Doing Wrong Unlocking the doors to the mysterious female personality Have you ever really liked a guy, but something he did or said just changed your mind about him? Have you ever had the feeling guys don’t think before they speak? Does it bug you when guys act like children all the time? Do you find yourself wondering if they will ever grow up? Why won't he talk to me like I want him to? What did he do that for? Virtually every girl does think at least one of these things at some point in her life. Guys make mistakes all the time, blindly of course. There should be a book every parent gets for their son when he joins the dating circle. What kind of mistakes are you making, guys? We aren't your mommy. Girls' goals in life aren't to do your laundry, fulfill your sexual desires, and bow down to your every word. If you want your laundry done, get off your butt and do it yourself. Once in a while, it is okay to ask us for a little help catching up, but seriousl

Holiday Cucumber Cups
These peeled cucumber cups, with their holiday color scheme, look wonderfully festive, plus they're a snap to make. The rounds provide the perfect base for all manner of tasty fillings. Flavored hummus works well, as do other savory dips. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 6 medium cucumbers 1 (8-ounce) container red pepper hummus 1(8-ounce) container lemon hummus Chopped chives for garnish 1. Create decorative stripes on the sides of the cucumbers using a vegetable peeler (for wide stripes) or a citrus zester (for thin stripes). We did a combo of the two, as shown above. 2. Cut the cucumbers crosswise into 3/4-inch-thick rounds. Using a teaspoon or melon baller, scoop out the seeds to form a well, about 1/3 inch deep, in each slice. (A great job for kids!) 3. Spoon about 1/2 tablespoon of the red pepper hummus into the wells of half of the cucumber cups, mounding it slightly. (For a fancier look, use a pastry bag fitted with a large star tip and pipe in the filling.) Repeat the proce

A Good End, To A Long Work Week
Long Work Week (Bi-Guys & Straight) It had been a long boring week in the office and being late in the day on a Friday, most of the people had already gone home. Seemed to be just me, in my office and the cleaning crew who were wandering through the halls of the building. I started prowling the internet, for some distractions. I found some sites with erotic pictures and movie samplers. Before long, I could feel my cock waking up. So, I stood up to push the door closed, then back to have a seat behind my desk. I slowly unzipped my slacks and pulled out my half hard cock, for a little stroking time. I found a few good movies of some very orally talented girls, always a favorite of mine. I get into a good rhythm, stroking away, nice slow long strokes. I can see some pre-cum oozing over the thick head of my cock, now. I smear my juices all along the shaft, now well lubricated, I wrap my hand fully around the shaft and begin to stroke it faster. It turns out, I

Daily Horoscope: Aries
Daily Horoscope: Aries For December 4,2007 Put aside your own needs for a little while and see if you can just reach out to help friends and family instead. Your energy, while strong, is better used altruistically right now, so polish that halo!

Pumpkin Walnut Biscuits
These flavorful biscuits are sweet enough to have for breakfast (with a bit of butter and honey), but not so sweet that they seem out of place on the dinner table. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 3/4 cups flour 3 tablespoons sugar, plus a little extra for topping 1 tablespoon baking powder 3/4 teaspoon salt 3/4 teaspoon cinnamon 3/4 teaspoon ground ginger 5 tablespoons cold butter, cut into 1/4-inch pieces 1/2 cup finely chopped walnuts 1/2 cup light cream, plus a little extra for glaze 1/3 cup solidly packed pumpkin mash or canned pumpkin 1 1/2 tablespoons honey 1. Heat the oven to 375° F. In a large bowl, combine the flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, cinnamon, and ginger. Use your fingertips or a pastry blender to work in the butter. Keep mixing until the ingredients resemble a coarse, flaky meal, then stir in the chopped walnuts. In a smaller bowl, whisk together the cream, pumpkin, and honey. Make a well in the dry ingredients and pour the liquid into it. Stir briskl

Your Love,my Greatest Pain.
She's more like a angel then any other girl I've know In my whole life.And her time Is maybe short too.For her doctors told her she'll not lived to see 22.She's so sick that the hospital Is like her second home A loved poem for a girl I love very.And that I want back so badly,for without her I'm nothing just came up with for a girl I .And It's tears me up knowing this too,but I've lost her not to death but some other guy.I post this poem as a way of coping with my life,for It helps me to just get things off of my chest.My way of venting my emotions and It's a sad poem too so read at your own risk. Your Love,My Greatest Joy Your love Is my greatest joy and my strongest pain.For with your love I feel on top of the world.But your love for me have faded,and as It faded my heart died a little each day,No more I love you from each day or I missed you.Your heart has found a new love and left me to feel all cold Inside where once I felt warm and safe from harm.For you no

Lmao
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you started it."

How A Girl Should Be Treated!!!!!
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every

Chicken & Vegetable Lasagna
Noodles Ingredients: 8 ounces (10) uncooked lasagna noodles Meat Sauce Ingredients: 1 tablespoon butter or margarine 1 large (1 cup) onion, chopped 1 (8-ounce) package (2 cups) sliced fresh mushrooms 2 medium (2 cups) zucchini, cut into 1/4-inch slices, halved 2 cups cubed 1/2-inch cooked chicken 1/3 cup water 1 (14 1/2-ounce) can diced tomatoes with basil, garlic and oregano 1 (6-ounce) can tomato paste 2 teaspoons Italian seasoning 1 teaspoon garlic salt 1/4 teaspoon pepper Filling Ingredients: 8 ounces (2 cups) crumbled feta cheese 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley 1 large egg, slightly beaten 2 cups (8 ounces) mozzarella cheese, shredded 1. Heat oven to 350°F. 2. Cook lasagna noodles according to package directions. Drain. 3. Meanwhile, melt butter in 12-inch skillet over medium heat until sizzling; add onions, mushrooms and zucchini. Continue cooking, stirring occasionally, until vegetables are crisply tender (6 to 7 minutes). Stir in all remainin

When She Smiles
"WHEN SHE SMILE'S" WHEN SHE SMILE'S, I FEEL ALIVE. DETERMINED TO BE, AS I STRIVE. WHEN SHE SMILE'S, I KNOW NO PAIN. YET STILL I BELIEVE, I'M GOING INSANE!!!! WHEN SHE SMILE'S, I KNOW SHE'S REAL. SO FOR NOW, I KNOW WHAT I FEEL. WHEN SHE SMILE'S, I'LL HIDE MY PAIN. BE ALL I CAN, TO HELP HER CHANGE.... by;Paul A. 11-9-07

Meet And Greet Dec. 14th!
Anyone in the Fayetteville/Ft. Bragg area on Friday Dec. 14th is invited to come out to Coach's Sports Bar to meet and greet my team that I belong to; the Rogue Rollergirls! Hot chicks in skates and fishnets!

Terrible..i Can't Look At It Without Crying
NEVER shake a baby~Date: Dec 6, 2007 2:42 PMOn December 4, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do. At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off of life support because of irreversible brain damage she sustained from being shaken by a man Jessica knew and trusted.This is what Jessica said:"IF NE ONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WIT U THE WHOLE TIME DNT GIVE THEM TO NE ONE THAT U DNT TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GUNNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUTTA JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO MATTER WAT......... TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THAT KNO LONDON I AM VERY ANGRY AND UPSET I LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE MY BABY GIRL.... SHE DIED ON HER 3MONTH BDAY........SHE HAD 6 FRACTURED RIBS..... BOTH OF HER LEGS WERE FRACTURED.... AND HER BRAIN WAS SO DAMANAGED THAT IF SHE WERE TO LIVE SHE WOULD BE A VEGETABLE

Something Ive Been Considerin
here lately ive been considering taking some time off from here for a few days or so and all that stuff. give things time to settle again and everything..... and give me more time to do the stuff that needs doing here at home.... so im taking it to here to let you all know and see what you all think

Dahlia
The Calloused And The Resurection i thought i could never stand again my fall had been far, hard with no one to pull me to my feet i was too far down, out of reach of pain love safety security redemption i could not see light through my darkness my tomb of oblivion i had driven myself into i brought myself here on my own two feet and could no longer find them when all was said and done each passing day held the same lack of hope of a way out a way out of my calloused apathy i could not allow my heart to thaw to feel then from nowhere a dim light and with a hardened heart i could not open myself up you were my light growing stronger with every moment minutes to hours, hours to days slowly i became able to see the light for what it really was my way from the dark, the depths of my mind your warmth to my acquired cold you were everything i could ever

Can't Express How Unbelievable Life Is
I found someone near and dear to my heart again! Had no clue how close she really was to where I have been online lately. I'm so glad you're back dear! Can't wait to catch up and make things happen again!!!

Daily
Daily Horoscope: Aries For December 7,2007 Your emotions are all over the place right now and that is making you feel a bit stressed out on top of everything else. Just take a deep breath and carry on -- tomorrow will be much more straightforward!

You Wont Be His First
You wont be his first, his last or his only. He's loved before, he will love again but if he loves you now.. what else matters? & he's not perfect but neither are you and the two of you will never be perfect but if he makes you laugh atleast once, causes you to think twice, and admits to being human and making mistakes: HOLD ON TO HiM & GiVE HiM ALL YOU'VE GOT. But he's not going to reciet poetry and he is not going to be thinking about you every second of the day. But he will give you a part of him that he know's you can break. Dont hurt him. Dont change him. Dont expect too much from him. Smile when he makes you happy, cry when he makes you sad, and miss him when he's not there

Old Age, I Decided, Is A Gift.
am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken aback by that old person that lives in my mirror (who looks like my mother!), but I don't agonize over those things for long. I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become more kind to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra coo kie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't need, but looks so avante garde on my patio. I am entitled to a treat, to be messy, to be extravagant. I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon; before they understood the great freedom that comes with aging. W

Just Me
Hi, i'm Theresa I'm 25 Physical: I'm 6' tall and i hate it! I'm fat (i've accepted the fact i'll never be skinny, so i've learned to love myself the way i am.) My hair is naturally brown (i've been a redhead and i've had black hair... and soon i will be both, again!) I wear size 11 or 12 shoe (comes along with being tall.) I have extremely strong, slim limbs (well, they are slim in proportion to the rest of my body... thanks, mom!) I have blue/green eyes (they change depending on the weather or the color shirt im wearing.) I have freckles (mostly on my arms and my upper chest... i tend to cover up the very little amount on my face with makeup.) I have the cutest feet you'll ever see! (it's the truth!) Personal: Without sounding egotistical, i'm probably the nicest person you'll ever meet. I'm very accepting of others, even if they dont fit my own personality and lifestyle. I can be somewhat naive and gullible... i guess that comes alo

Uhh I Dunno
ouch my cod dont u hate it when u wake up and your tooth is hurting. WELL I DOOO> grrrrrrr. I broke my foot a couple of weeks ago and havent been able to go get it fixed cause i dont have a valid id and i would go get one if i had my birth certificate. your bropbaly thinking y dont u jusg go getit.Icant! you have to have a valid i d to get your birth certificate but a bith certificate to get a valid id how stupid is that. im sooo pissed.i need to get a job but cant be cause of the hole no id thing isnt that stupid!well thats all i have to day peace love and a good fuck to yall!

Mermaid Cake
RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 baked 8-inch round cake 1 baked 13- x 9- x 2-inch cake 12 baked cupcakes 8 cups frosting (white, blue and yellow) Necco wafers (pink, green and purple) 2 green Necco wafers and 2 blue M&M's for eyes Shoestring licorice eyelashes Fruit by the Foot mouth Colored sugar Step1 1. Cut and arrange the cakes as shown in the small photos. Step2 2. Frost the mermaid's tail blue and cover it with Necco wafers. Frost the head and body white and the bikini top blue. 3. Add the candy eyes and mouth. Frost the cupcake curls yellow, then sprinkle on colored sugar for marine sheen.

Good Without The Existense Of A Higher Being
I went to a debate today. The subject was about good v. evil, more specifically, can good exist without a god, or without God. The debate was between an atheist and a Christian. Like expected, the athiest presented clear, well reasoned points, backed by scientific facts and was arduous in his arguement in that he made his point clearly. The atheist was a man named Shermer, can't remember his first name. The Christian was a man named Denesh D'Sousa. He, as anyone might predict a self-proclaimed Christian would be, was long-winded and philosophic in his arguement, never really answering any questions directly. I had no bias going in to view the men debate, but I have to admit that had I been an individual on the cusp of deciding between either practising a religion or not getting involved, then I might have been persuaded to stay aloof, if only for the fact that the D'Sousa was arrogant and un-concise. I myself have a live and let live attitude twards life and this debate gav

Some Jokes
Q=what does a old person and tree thats about to get planted have in common? A=there both about to go in the ground soon!! this ladie walks into a tattoo shop and says i want a turkey on my iner thigh he tattoos it and a week later she comes back and says i want a santa on my other iner thigh and he gos ok can i ask you why your getting these tattoos here? she goes cause im tierd of my husband always sayin theres nothing good to eat between the holidays knoc knoc whos there haywod haywod who haywod jublowme knoc knoc whos ther harry harry who harry balsonya i know there a lil corny but kinda funny

Pictures
OK.. Just so people will get it.. I will not post any "dirty pictures" on here.. Nor will I send them to you privately. If you want a view webcam I will NOT TAKE OFF ANY CLOTHING YOU WILL SEE ME>> MY FACE>> MY SMILE. If I decide to dig the stupid thing out. I am not saying those bad photos are bad or whatever.. there just not me.. I will be true to myself.. and follow what I believe to be moral and true. SO PLEASE STOP ASKING!

How To Deal W Todays Youth
How to deal with today's youth. I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad would have a good one, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his answer. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

If You Have A Myspace And Are A Let
Hey I need some votes if you are a lette or just want to be nice to me. goto www.myspace.com/juggaloempire add them as a friend then once you are added goto the pictures and click the album that says miss december contestants vote here.Find Bamber and vote for me 2 you get two votes it would mean alot to me.You have no idea.Please do this for me. Amber

It Is Finished
Well the semester is over and so far I have passed two of my classes. I am ready to go home now for the holidays and I am wishing everyone a MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR and I might not be on as much so please be patient with me until I do get back.

Twas The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look o

My Schedule Till 12-26
Ahh, well tomorrow marks the final stretch till Christmas. I will be working from tomorrow till after christmas. Yup 9 days straight.. am gonna be so damn tired. so show me sympathy and show me love :) Oh yes I am working Christmas day too in case you were wondering..

Guess I Look At Things Differently
These days,it seems what most men want to know first about a woman is her bra size. Personally I have found it isn't the bra size that matters, it's the size of the heart that beats behind the bra that is the most important. There is a saying, God gave men a brain and a penis, but it doesn't seem that he gave him enough blood to operate both at the same time. Also remember respect doesn't just happen, it has to be earned.

Monday Opie And Anthony Links: John C. Riley, Free Ringtone Monday, Turn On Your Paltalk, O&a Contests, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Are you proud of your bowels? Do you take impressive dumps? Want to share your poo with the rest of the world? go to RATEYOURDOODY.COM and show us what you got! O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! Happy Mondee everybuddy! It's cold as hell in New York, but the Opie and Anthony Show has a hell of a POgram in store for you this morning. Actor John C. Riley will be in studio promoting 'WALK HARD'. It's also Free Ringtone Monday, and you can DOWNLOAD ringtone audio clips in the AUDIO SECTION It's a sad, sad day, kids... The one and only 70's songwriting icon Dan Fogelberg passed away on Sunday morning at the ripe age of 56. He was diagnosed with prostate cancer in 2004. Turn On Your Paltalk: Remember, kids... if you want to see any of the in-studio nonsense, nose-picking, and booger-eating, you'll want to Log In To Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room. Of course, you might just be th

For Sale :)
How can you tell this table is being sold by a man? And don't cheat either!! It's not hard to tell!! This table was for sale on eBay. How can you tell it is being sold by a man? Can you solve this little riddle? First look and guess. You will find the answer below, but don't cheat! Know the answer? If not, scroll down now..... Look in the mirror. Folks, do everyone a favor. If you're gonna post a picture on the world-wide web, WEAR CLOTHES when taking the picture.rotflmboooo

You Are Invited
What Love Has Joined Together You are formally invited to the celebration of Liberated Spice & BigJimmy as we both say "I DO" The wedding will be held: Friday December 21, 2007 6:00pm fubar time at the Centerfolds lounge alicia keys - no o...

Omfg We're Not In High School Anymore!!!!!!!!!!!
Fubar is making me sick. So many ppl on here need to realize that WE ARE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL anymore.This is supposed to be an 18+ site and all I see is a bunch of immature asses. I have come across some really good ppl not saying that ev1 is immature, but fuck there is a good percentage of immature asshole on this site. The Drama and whining is getting ridiculous. Fuck no wonder BabyJ decided to change the name to fubar, cause this site is fucked up beyond all recognition. I'm seriously thinking of deleting my account cause I just don't want to deal with the bullshit anymore. I don't care how long and hard I worked to get to level 24 or how many fu-bux I will lose. The site just isn't fun anymore. If there's not drama in bullies there's drama in mums. Then there is vengeful immature ppl that get pissed when you ban them from your lounge. GUESS FUCKING WHAT IT'S MY LOUNGE, AND IF I WANT TO BAN YOU I DO NOT NEED A FUCKING REASON. I just don't give a flying fuck anymore. I ha

Christmas Wish List
Dear Santa, Ive been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years. Here are my Christmas wishes: I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze; but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy. If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music

Kiss
we've not yet kissed but i feel like i've done it a thousand times your lips are so soft and inviting the taste of love is upon them to not yet kiss you is to invite madness in my dreams, i've kissed you often like rose petals your lips are so soft the ardor of our love intensifies with each new kiss, it grows stronger i never knew love could be so powerful the day i first kiss you will be the first day of my life i will have not lived until i see your eyes gaze longingly into mine then close, as we share our first kiss

If I Didn't Love Him
Help my big brother out!! www.fubar.com/joshypoo Whoever buys him a blast will get to see my nsfw pics ((for a month or longer depending on how long the blast is)) I'll add you soon as josh sends me proof you bought it, and then you will stay in there to jan 31st or whenever the month ends. A 30 day blast = 1 year in family

New Bully Test 2
YOU SO NEED TO CHECK OUT THIS DJ, SHE'S CRAZY, BUT SHE LOVES TO ROCK OUT AND LOVES FOR YOU TO ROCK OUT WITH HER, ITS THE ONE AND ONLY, DJ CRAZYLADY, COME SEE FOR YOURSELF THE CRAZINESS SHE'S BRINGING TO THE CAFE!!!

And My World Comes Crashing Down 2
this holiday season is going to be very hard on me. i get to go see my youngest son the day after Christmas and have an overnight visit with him and i cant wait. on the 27th there will be a meeting and that is when we will tell my son that he is going to be placed in long term foster care until he turns 18 (he is 16 now) and we go to court on jan 10th. i found all this out today about what is happening on the visit and the court date and it has been weighing heavy on my heart. i just needed to get this out in some way. thank you all for reading this a mothers ramblings. dolphin

Study...
movements should follow current. force and inertia make up current. wether your current or opponants force and inertia can be warped thus stability in movement is crucial. find hara (center) for perfect stability. do not move around or away from hara. move with hara centered and perferably in positive state (underneath opponents hara) these movement s make it easier for one to control opponents current. a negative aproach (above opponents hara) should only be used during forceful movements or attacks. I.E. toppling movements. in the positive position shoulders should be kept even in aligned with hara during physical spiral. during negative aproach shoulders should not be forced downwards upon or around opponents torso. control of the opponents arm adds to your stability and weakens theirs due to applied pressure (twisting of joints). fingertips should be the guiding force in spiral and wrist should follow suit for secured grip and manipulation. use your fingers to b

1-2-3 Peanut Butter Cookies
1 1/3 CUP GRANULATED SUGAR 1 EGG 1 CUP OF FIRMLY PACKED P-NUT BUTTER I PREFER CHUNKY PREHEAT OVEN TO 35O IN BOWL I CUP SUGAR EGG AND P-NUT BUTTER USE A WOODEN SPOON STIR UNTIL BLENDED TAKE A SPOONFUL ROLL INTO A BALL AND ROLL ONTO THE REMAINING SUGAR P PUT IT ON AN UNGREASED COOKIE SHEET AND PRESS DOWN WITH A FORK CRISS CROSS BAKE 10 - 13 MINUTES SO SIMPLE COOL COMPLETELY THEN REMOVE THEM..

Omg
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says , "Dark in here." The man says , "Yes , it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No , thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK , how much?" Boy - "$150" Man - "Sold." In the next few weeks , it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes , it is." Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove." The lover , remembering the last time , asks the boy , "How much?" Boy - "$350" Man - "Highway robbery. Sold." A few days later , the father says to the boy , "Grab your gloves , let's go outside and have

540 East Pine Ave St George Island
540 East Pine Ave St George Island 540 East Pine Ave St George Island is hidden amongst the pines sits this charming Island retreat. Discover the privacy and seclusion in this quiet home. Become reacquainted with nature and bring your boat for fishing. Walk or ride your bike to the fantastic shops and restaurants. Venture down the short trail to the ocean. You can avail of the various features and amenities that are available such as the beach, cable television, dock, laundry, boat launch, picnic area and playground for the kids, marina etc. You can even get your pets along as they are allowed here. A wonderful place amidst scenic beauty. 540 East Pine Ave St George Island, 540 East Pine Ave, St George Island, Saint George Island, 540 East Pine Avenue, Beach House, Beach Home, Florida Beach, Florida Real Estate Blog, Florida real estate, real estate

Nurse
The nurse is a unique figure in medical personnel dreams because of the romance attached to the helping professions. Sometimes nurses are even portrayed as angels. Aside from the romantic component, nurses often functions as extras in other medical or sickness dreams.

Just To Start
Hello everyone. Just starting this so I will make it brief. This is my feelings pages and I will share my views openly for I am an open person with nothing to hide and I am very blunt. Hope to get some feed back and comments on these as i will be blogging quite regularly. ~Dave~ Man, what do you do when you are horny and no one wants to help you out or you cant find someone to be intimate with? When you do not feel well or you are involved then everybody wants to be with you. Quit being so opposite and start being more open minded. You Never know what could come from it. TTYS all.

Second To The Last Sunday Of 07
Hello to my (One or Two) Blog readers I hope this finds you with your last minute shopping out of the way & with enough wrapping paper and tape to wrap that huge gift you got me! lol I cant wait until this holiday season a distance memories. I guess I'm just not much for any of it, I think its beautiful gesture and tradition That's gone horribly wrong! I'd be happy to go to sleep after a big turkey dinner Thanksgiving day And not wake up until February 15th ... (yeah, not much into the other Hallmark Holiday in Feb. either!) I of course like many things about the time of year: The truest meaning and the 'giving' aspect ... I've encountered over my 44 years some wonderful family tradition That truly have warmed my heart. I grew up with a guy who's family was the founders of a local 'Secret Santa' program: That go around and give gifts to the local needy children, All volunteers & donations are local. Its set up to give to the ones you

Tattoo Contest Winner With The Most Comments Wins 200,000 Fubucks
just let me know if you would like to be in this contest 1st prize will be 200,000 fubucks 2nd prize will be 50,000 fubucks and 3rd prize will be 20,000 fubucks contest will run for one month once started just contact me by fu mail and ill come by and get your tat and enter it in the contest

The Best Christmas Present Ever!
OK... I am soooo incredibly excited right now.... I had to post a blog about it!! Bec & Rich get the "Best Christmas Present of the Year" award. (lol, if there was such a thing... haha) Everyone that really knows me knows I have a huge (sometimes psychotic) obsession with Sea Turtles... Sooo....THEY ADOPTED A SEA TURTLE FOR ME!!! I am able to track her online at anytime. How fucking creative & cool is that?!?! Hehe.... I think it's pretty awesome. Anyway, just had to share :) Hope everyone has a wonderful & Merry Christmas!! :)

~~@att@:~bombers~levelers!my Familys!help
http://fubar.com/user/1007162 Evonne & TisMom05 need 140,000 comments to win a 1-Year VIP, a Happy Hour, a 30-Day Blast AND a Ticker Pack!can i get any help out!geeez!xoxoxoxox PLEASE HELP ME thank you!

L I F E
Life is such a train. It has stops and moves In every stop there are many who join (new born)us and many leave us (death). We recognize who is setting beside us or in the same car but the train is full of cars. some people come to our car from different cars and some from our car leave it t other cars. One day we will have to move either to another car or we will leave the train permanently. That is L I F E

Happy Holidays
Hope Everybody got what they wanted for X-Mas or what they wanted for Hanukkah. And I especially hope everybody who went traveling out of town made it back home w/out any problems. Only problem that I still have is whether I want to try to re-work things out with ex-wife, with the ex-girlfriend or just get a fresh start. Either way, hope everybody was able to spend their holidays with their loved ones. If not, at least you know they were doing there job, no matter what it is.

A Salute??
Who Is Willing To Make A Salute That Says Sarge's Bad Girl ? Can Either Be SFW Or NSFW ..Your Choice..Also You Do Not Need To Make One..But It Would Be Appreciated If You Did..Thank You In Advance Sgt. Raider (Promoter Of Sarge's Bad Girls)

Blood
Slit her wrists Blood red pours forth Eyes of cold contempt get smaller Lips once full of life Now fade to blue ice A body once full of energy Now goes limp Hands once warm, reach to your face Cold as ice as you back away A smile that once was there, Is now replaced with sadness Her blood stains your face Dropping to her knees She looks begging at you Yet you step away and give no aid No more breath escapes those lips that once said "I Love You" She is empty, no more pain She was once me,as I lay on the ground Stained and full of my blood Yet you didn't attempt to save me I dance a new dance,no longer here My blood stains all The blood of an innocent

Crash
My Report on crash between Carlsbad and Hobbs on 12-27-07 5:30 PM I was on my way to work when i drove onto the scene of a very bad wreck, 2 semi trucks were involved a Swift truck heading toward Hobbs had been struck when a Water truck was turning into midway station, as i drove closer to the scene i could see people in the road running in diffrent directions and some people on the side of the road waving ther hands, checking my rear view mirror to see if i was clear to slow down i applied my brakes and pulled over, set my hazzard lights and called 911 i informed them that there had been a wreck at mile marker 62-65 and to send EMS, after i hung up, got my hazzard bag that i got when i started this job out of my truck and ran toward a group of bi-standers, the driver of the watter truck was on the ground with a head full of blood, all i could think about was the training video and CPR class, there was a lot of trafic on the road heading toward our direction very fast

Love Is...
Love is a fire that reigns in the heart... Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.... Love is a journey not a destination.... Love is a precious gift that you receive, and you need to give it with caution!... Love is too strong a word to say it too early, but it has too beautiful a meaning to say it too late... When love comes so strong there is no right or wrong. Your love is your love... Love is a noble act of self-giving, offering trust, faith, and loyalty. The more you love, the more you lose a part of yourself, yet you don't become less of who you are; you end up being complete with your loved ones... Love is like the air we breathe. It may not always be seen, but it is always felt, used and needed... Love is a box waiting to be opened by the right recipient... Love is like a flower, give it some time, patience and lo

Bla
do you ever wonder if you are doing the right thing??? I always wonder about that.. It always seems no matter what I do to get a hold on my life it ends up going backwards..Crazy but true. Im not sure why I am on fubar...well i am sure why but then I wonder maybe I shouldnt have gone looking for the past...Its not a bad thing...its just me thinking crazy....we all do right..Ive been with this guy for almost three years now really sweet...cant imagine life without him..I just get so stressed sometimes..as we all do I guess....my kids I have two...they are my life...I would do anything for them.. its just crazy how life works..relationships you want to work dont work relationships you dont think will work sort of work...then you get married maybe divorced...me..my boyfreind would love to get married, but I just cant do it..I was married for 8 years and bammm...it went down the tubes... so that ruins my outlook on marraige...but i always tell him we dont need to get married... I guess

I Think You Willfind This Intresting
Very interesting, read until the end..... It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7): 'Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.' Here are some men and women who mocked God : John Lennon (Singer): Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said: 'Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, Today we are more famous than Him' (1966). Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times. Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ): During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died . Cazu za (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet): During A show in Canecio

Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
as some of u may know i can't post any kind of comments..so tyvm for the comments i already received..and for the ones to come :D Happy New Year everybody and may this new year bring u all the good things u never had!! love,kisses&hugs! Cris. Myspace Comments

Thinking
IM NOT SURE IF PEOPLE REALLY SEE THE MEANING OF THIS PLACE..I NOTICE I HAVE 7500 FRIENDS AND YET ONLY A FEW TO TALK TO.THE ONES WHOM HAVE SHOUTED ONLY WANT ONE THING AND THAT IS NSFW PICS.IM WONDERING WHERES THE FRIENDSHIPS HERE?WHY IS IT JUST SEX?POINTS?OR BEING A BITCH BECAUSE U CAN.I KNOW IM NOT THE GREATEST PERSON BUT IM TIRED OF NOBODY TRUELY SEEING THE MEANING HERE AND THINKING ITS ALL SEX ITS NOT.ITS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT FRIENDS AND I TRY TO HAVE DECENT FRIENDS WHOM ARE IN MY FAMILY THE OTHERS MAINLY JUST WANT NSFW. DONT GET UPSET IM JUST RAMBLING LOL

New Years Superstitions
New Years Superstitions Empty pockets or empty cupboards on New Years Eve portend a year of poverty If the first person to cross the threshold of a house after midnight on New Years is a dark-haird man and he carries a shovel full of coal, then a year of good luck will follow. Its bad luck to let a fire go out on New Year's Eve. You could ensure yourself good fortune by draining the last dregs from a bottle of drink on New Years! The Weather: If the wind blows from the south, there will be fine weather and prosperous times in the year ahead. If it comes from the north, it will be a year of bad weather. The wind blowing from the east brings famine and calamities. If the wind blows from the west, the year will witness plentiful supplies of milk and fish but will also see the death of a very important person. If there's no wind at all, a joyful and prosperous year may be expected by all. Loud Noise: Make as much noise as possible at midnight to scare away evil spirits.

Differences 'tween A Fuckin' Genuine Redneck And A Jeff Foxworthy Type By Willy
Differences 'Tween a Fuckin' Genuine Redneck and a Jeff Foxworthy Type By Willy Willys cynical thought for the fucking day; This was posted, on dizzay! There is a little of both in us ALL! These kinds of Raps, the fuckin' old meaning no hip hop, at one time, were popular! I remember, in '72 or so, a comic warming up the crowd, before the band I don't remember who, where, or what but this is, roughly a line from, his take on differences "Between Real Hippies and a Mail Order, puters filled a 2 car garage, Hippy!" He said, "Both wear tie died T-shirts but real hippies make their own and wear the dye on their hands for weeks, a Mail Order Hippy buys them, on unshrinkable guaranteed not to fade T-shirts!" I, almost, pissed my fuckin' pants! Looking down on the ink on my hands! I thought, I'll make up a bunch and sell them, no fuckin' problem! Shit I had, still may have, a bunch of them, never sold one! Guess which one I was... Differences 'Tween a Fuckin' Genuine Redneck and a Jef

The Kiss
I love the kiss of your mouth your lips pressed against mine driving me wild... in public or private makes no difference to me it is the connection that counts between us the mutual absorption and exchange of pheromones that tells me all I need to know that our hearts function together as one pulsating and beating with a shared excitement sometimes bleeding with the sorrows of life that only you and I can relate to but I must tell you that your kiss makes it all worthwhile for me

Chicken On The Grill
6-10 chicken legs 1 1/2 C ketchup 1/2 C white wine vinegar 1/3 C packed brown sugar 1 T Worcestershire 2 tsp. grated lime zest 1 1/2 tsp. dry mustard 3/4 tsp. garlic powder 1/2 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. pepper grilled chicken recipes In a small bowl combine ketchup and remaining ingredients. Place chicken on grill over medium coals; cook 30 to 35 minutes (or until done), brushing occasionally with sauce and turning often. Chicken is done when juices run clear when pierced with a fork.

See Where My Heart Is
you see where my heart is a fear of most men begining a story without having an end or a friend to rely on to express how he feels its not that he's sober or that lifes became real but the fact of the one that could save a mans life in his hand a phone replacing the knife ending the strife that brought that man here something unpleasent but so perfectly clear but somewhere near done the tears fill his eyes as he smokes his last marbrol and give the worlds goodbyes he brings himself to peice just as the phone rings that one quick call gave that man back DREAMS

Weirdo Alert
This guy {yes i said guy} is a real piece of work... he admits hes a guy in his blog...he didnt down rate me or anything but he gave me a photocomment telling me to go check out his new blog... the blog was titled fakes... it was talking about why should we rate someones pics a 10 if they are really ugly... i left my opinion as a comment and then blocked him... his other blogs are just crazy he poses as a girl and says he has a new respect for women cause of the perves on this site... which is true but why does he feel the need to be like this? i dont know reading his blogs hes just a few grapes short of a fruit basket? Know what i mean? NONE ( rate me, fan me, rate and comment all pics and blogs then add me)@ fubar

Part 2... Just Ranting On.
7:27am Why is it always the same? I wore my heart on my sleeve, because of some dumbass guy I ended up liking. I didn't like him hardcore, but I liked him nonetheless. He is different than other guys. The way he hurt me was with his honesty. Even though he hurt me that way, I didn't show it. There are way more important things to worry about. Now what is it that happened? Most of you don't know that I was sort of into this one guy. His name will not be mentioned here. He showed genuine interest as did I, considering neither of us was looking to be in a relationship. I didn't know how to define my feelings towards him, so I always referred to him as my crush. I know crushes are what they are and usually don't go anywhere further than that, but I didn't know how to define what I'd felt. I know I liked this guy. He won me over with his charm, his personality, and his presence. He used to call everyday, and the funny thing was that he would always ask for permission

Nocturnal Mistress Contest
If You have been reading the blogs you have seen that Nocturnal Mistress is having a contest is only lasts a week. My sister is in this contest if you would like to stop by and rate and leave her a few comments No Lone Babe isnt a family member she is not able to be as she works to many hours and doesnt have a lot of time online. so if you would like to show her some love I would appreciate it. thank you, Come Luv Me click pic for link

Something Must Be Wrong With Me
Something must be wrong with me with all this hurt inside, always bursting with anger, and never any pride. Something must be wrong with me if all I do is cry, I can't stop this pain all I want to do is die. Something must be wrong with me if my emotions run wild, all this confusion does is make me feel like a lost child. Something must be wrong with me with all these terrible things, always there and never gone depression is what it brings. Something must be wrong with me if I can't stop these thoughts, all this pain does is turn my stomach in knots. Something is truly wrong with me when I think there's only one way out, "Let this pain end," is all my heart will shout

Do You Really Talk To People On Here?
Have you dared to talk to that cute person? Or just said hi to someone on your list? Does it matter if they have a VIP? Do you know their favorite color? Do they know yours? Do you care to know? Do they enjoy the same type of music as you? Do they have hidden talents? Do you? Most people do not care to know about others. Some think they are better than others cause they pay to be here. I am just here for fun. To find out a little about others possibly cause I am curious.I have met some wonderful people here. I brought a few friends here, and no they are never here. More Sexy Comments & GraphicsSmile God loves you and so do I.just my version of the common saying...

**an Update**
WHATS GOOD PPL!!!! IT HAS BEEN A MIN SINCE MY LAST BLOG POST SO I THOUGHT I WOULD UPDATE IT A LIL.....WELL MY X-MAS CAME N WENT....IT KINDA SUCKED. BUT THIS NEW YR HAS BEEN GREAT SO FAR 4 ME....I GOTTA A NEW HAIR CUT, STOPPED SMOKING CIGS N NOW IM JUST CONCENTRATING ON GOING BACK TO SCHOOL AND STAYING IN IT. MY 2008 NEW YEARS REVOLUTIONS ARE... 1. STOP SMOKING CIGS 2. STOP BLAH BLAH (ALREADY DID THIS WILL BE MONTH 2) 3. SMILE MORE 4. TO KEEP MY JOB 5. TO GO TO SCHOOL WELL THATS ALL FOR NOW PPL!!! UNTIL NEXT TIME, XOXO, MANDA

Not Happy!
Okay, I was at Level 21 and had over 2,000,000 Fubucks and I'm rating pics and all the sudden, it said I'm at Level 2? I went and checked and I had 897 fubucks and points. I worked hard rating pics, adding friends, creating mumms to get up to level 21 and now i have to start over! This is so unfair and I have no idea what I've done wrong. I sent an email to Fubar Support and got a response saying some fraud activity but I did nothing wrong!

Nightlight
In the midst of your darkness- Feeling lost, alone or in need- Call upon me. A solid shoulder to cry on- A listening ear. One true exemption. No judgment. No criticism. If you let me, I’ll be your nightlight. I’ll be your friend. A soft glow in the shadows, helping you find your way.

Hollow
This whole thing is swallowing me. I can’t remember what its like to be alive. I’m so dead on the inside. I can’t even cry! This feeling, ….Hollow…. Love is rotting on the vine. Here, I’m dying all the time. This un-feeling is deep… I live, but I’m numb. Everybody whispers. They know what you’ve done. My soul’s eroding. Let the truth be known. My demons, they surround me. My heart’s open, but no one’s home. I see your mouth moving. But listen, what for? I can’t even feel you now.. My world is no longer pure.

Sisters
A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and visiting with her Mother. As they talked about life, about marriage, about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, the mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober glance upon her daughter. 'Don't forget your Sisters,' she advised, swirling the tea leaves to the bottom of her glass. 'They'll be more important as you get older. No matter how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love the children you may have, you are still going to need Sisters. Remember to go places with them now and then; do things with them.' 'Remember that 'Sisters' means ALL the women... your girlfriends, your daughters, and all your other women relatives too. 'You'll need other women. Women always do.' What a funny piece of advice!' the young woman thought. Haven't I just gotten married? Haven't I jus

Beautiful Eyes. Handsome Face
Beautiful eyes, handsome face, I'm shy to talk to you. You're the eagle I must watch No matter what I do. You're the beauty, wild and free, Rolling through exultant air, Alone in pristine skies. I would take you for my own Could I but have your wings, Could I but go where night begins And frozen sunlight sings. Could I but have you for my love, How might we fly together! But I must watch you from below And long for you forever. But I must be the one below And long for you forever

Sadness
he cries silently, holding herself, no one home, in her house, just the silence, she screams in her mind, what have i done, why wasn't i good enough, was she wrong to let it out how she loved him, he looks out the window where he sits, pondering why she always blames herself, sometimes life plays tricks on u, neither ones fault, but yet she takes the blame, he hates that she does this, she sobs into her pillow, clutching onto it for dear life, wanting the neverending pain to subside, god she misses him, sometimes his silences hurts her so badly, when all she wanted was his comfort, to hold her, to love her, so she gets up, walks to the window, tears falling down her face, makes a wish on the star, end my pain tonight.

Poemsandstuff
Silent Scream Silent screams, hopeless tears, The gashes on your body show your fears, Slit your wrists slash your skin, The blood brings out the pain within, Watch the blood pour like a stream, Your self-mutilation is just a silent scream. Cut yourself, but don’t go to far, Slowly kill who you are, Cover your scars to hide your shame, I’m sorry but this time there’s nobody to blame, Watch the blood pour like a stream, Your self-mutilation is just a silent scream. Scar your body, kill you dreams, Because you are “broken” and “ripped at the seams”, You think that cutting is a new trend, Drain your essence all over again, Watch the blood pour like a stream, Your self-mutilation is just a silent scream!

Chicken Parmesan Bundles
Prep Time: 35 min Total Time: 1 hr 5 min Makes: 6 servings 4 oz. (1/2 of 8-oz. pkg.) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened 1 pkg. (10 oz.) frozen chopped spinach, thawed, well drained 1-1/4 cups KRAFT Shredded Low-Moisture Part-Skim Mozzarella Cheese, divided 6 Tbsp. KRAFT 100% Grated Parmesan Cheese, divided 6 small boneless skinless chicken breast halves (1-1/2 lb.), pounded to 1/4-inch thickness 1 egg 10 RITZ Crackers, crushed (about 1/2 cup) 1-1/2 cups spaghetti sauce, heated PREHEAT oven to 375ºF. Mix cream cheese, spinach, 1 cup of the mozzarella cheese and 3 Tbsp. of the Parmesan cheese until well blended; spread evenly onto chicken breasts. Starting at one of the short ends of each breast, roll up chicken tightly. Secure with wooden toothpicks, if desired. Set aside. BEAT egg in shallow bowl or pie plate. Mix remaining 3 Tbsp. Parmesan cheese and the cracker crumbs in separate shallow bowl or pie plate. Dip chicken bundles in egg, then roll in crumb mixtur

Yep.
So I'm not used to the whole being happy thing. I usually in former days would take stress and internalize it, directing my anger improperly towards myself until it got to the point where things seemed unbareable and then I'd lash out. For some odd reason unbeknownst to me, I have not been as vulnerable as I once was. I have gained a strength that I am pleasantly surprised to have. Perhaps it is age. Perhaps experience. Perhaps it is the fact that the most beautiful man I've ever known still cares for me as I do him. Perhaps not as strongly, but there nonetheless. Whatever it is, I'm thankful now more than ever before. For friends, family and all the support.

Next Story
Ok, my tattoo for my brother... I will try to make it as short as possibly able, but, I want to make sure that the point is made. In 1999, I visited my older brother, he was about an hours drive away, the reason for the visit is another sad story, but, I will add that later. While I was there, he asked me to look at the wiring in his house. I work as an industrial electrician, and I sometimes work as a residential electrician. After I looked at everything, I said it was bad, needed all new service entrance, breaker panel, all new wiring and all devices replaced. Devices are outlets, light boxes, switches, ect. He asked me how much it would cost, I told him I would do the work for free, but he'd have to buy the materials, they would cost around 1000. He said he would ask his landlord for the money.... As far as I know, he asked. Can't be sure though. Well, I have tons of outlets in my garage, some wire. I could have driven up and did some work, but, I never did. Flash fo

Sum Fubar Info :)
It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w

" Salutes "
You people call 'em salutes, I just call 'em signs. But anywho,I wanted to do some salutes for people.Wanted to know if there was anyone in particular whod want one. If not then Arthur,Paul,and Sarah are gonna get one for sure.

Why Do I Even Try
Man why do I even try to join anything on this site...????????? Man I join a bomber family and I let the owner know on the 7th it was this weekend and low and behold not one person in my famly did the contest for me and hell it wasnt even posted to the family I was in a contest this weekend..Happy Fucking Birthday to me huh?>?????? Just wanted to say ty so much for helping me out everyone....YEAH I had a lousy 5 freaking comments.

Not My President
Thought this was interesting and had to share. Everyone is free to have their own opinion and I am not in anyway forcing mine on you. >To all my friends:The feedback from the "Not My President" bulletin has been astounding. This is definately a hot topic. Thank you all who have reposted the bulletin.There have been negative replies to it also, some even called me names and said I was ignorant! Regardless, I refuse to sit back and do nothing. Never will I sit idle while many, especially the young, are led like sheep to vote for anyone promising "change" who, at the same time:- refuses to take an oath on The Holy Bible (VERY BIG ISSUE FOR ME)- was raised as a Muslim, and may still be- belongs to a church that is committed to Africa, not America- refuses to honor our American flag during the National Anthem- refuses to pledge his allegiance to The Flag of The United States of America (ANOTHER BIG ISSUE FOR ME)DOES THIS SOUND LIKE AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT TO YOU?This country was founded on

Im Up For Auction
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO OWN ANY OF THESE SEXY BLUE LOUNGE STAFF AND MEMBERS FOR A MONTH!THE AUCTION ENDS AT 11PM CST SUNDAY JAN 20TH Shane aka 'DJ Lost Saint - #2 @ The Original Blue Lounge@ fubar ¢¾DjSexyBiootch¢¾BARBI'S HOMIE 4-LIFE -I.B.I.C.-EvilAngelButtBuddie-CrazyA$$Sis2Meg-@ fubar BJ Barbi~Greeter @ The Blue Lounge AKA SIS TO BLAIRMARE~DJ SEXYBIOOTCH'S HOMIE~CALIGUMBO'S PORNSTAR@ fubar Blairmare Fu-Sis to BJ Barbie Fu-lover to Rev Tom worshiper of DG@ fubar Rev Tom [Co-Owner Slapps Happy Hour] Thizz iz What it iz@ fubar DJ Gem~Bar Manager@The Blue Lounge~FU-GF 2 My Hot Mama ~Crazy A$$ Sis 2 DJ Sexy & A Tru Blu Bitch'@ fubar Caligumbo@ fubar (repost of original by 'Evil A [Blue Lounge Manager][DJSexyBiootch Butt Buddie]' on '2008-01-14 00:34:23') (repost of original by '♥DjSexyBiootch♥BARBI'S HOMIE 4-LIFE -I.B.I.C.-EvilAngelButtBuddie-CrazyA$$Sis2Meg-' on '2008-01-14 00:37:16') (repost of original by 'Evil A [Blue Lounge Manager

What An Epic, Now I Know How You Know Who Feels.
I have just finished saying Thank you to everyone, well I think that is the case. Today, there was the grand total of 67 thank you's and I am so thankful that Brassy Lass has stayed the course, the Bouncers have been given the day off and Fubar has not frozen me out or hung once. If you knew how much it had been worrying me being so far behind due to outside circumstances then you would understand. Sometimes life just goes smoothly and you think that serendipity has moved in and other times you wonder what on earth it was that you did wrong. Then you think that everything happens for a reason but still cannot figure out why. I suppose it is show you that there are some wonderful people out there, no, that sounds tame. I cannot think of a reason though for my friend tonight being so sharp tongued except for the state of the cosmos. Had I not read the cosmic calendar then I could well have said something and lost a friend for life. However, instead I have virtually lost my

Fade To Black
Fade to Black Metallica Life it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters no one else I have lost the will to live Simply nothing more to give There is nothing more for me Need the end to set me free Things are not what they used to be Missing one inside of me Deathly lost, this can't be real Cannot stand this hell I feel Emptiness is filing me To the point of agony Growing darkness taking dawn I was me, but now He's gone No one but me can save myself, but it's too late Now I can't think, think why I should even try Yesterday seems as though it never existed Death Greets me warm, now I will just say good-bye

The Wolf And The Indian
It's not surprising that the Indian saw the wolf as a significant animal. Both were hunters of which the survival of their families depended. The Indian was very aware of the many ways in which his own life resembled those of the wolf. The wolf hunted for himself and for his family. The wolf defended his pack against enemy attack, as the Indian defended his tribe. He had to be strong as an individual and for the good of the pack. It was a sufficient system of survival; and in the eyes of the Indian, no animal did this as well as the wolf. The Indian worked to be as well intigrated in his environment, as he could see the wolf was in the universe. The hunter did not see the wolf as an enemy or competitor, or as something less than himself. His perception of the wolf was a realistic assessment of the wolf's ability to survive and thrive, to be in balance with the world they shared. He respected the wolf's patience and perseverance, which were his most effective hunting weapons. To say

A Love Like No Other
A Love Like No Other I never felt a love Like this before It's a love like no other Something I have always hoped for A love with friendship Humour and heart A bond so strong It would never part A love that makes you smile From ear to ear A love that is joyful Without any fear A love that is beautiful From the inside out A love with no tears, Pain, or doubt A love with soul So tender and true A love that I have found Only in you... Please leave comment.

Dj Master Tough T Giving Away Fu Bucks Tonight
DJ Master Tough T has gone crazy tonight for 2 hours only TONIGHT he is giving away $10,000 in Fubucks to the 25th, 50th 75th and 100th NEW MEMBERS that come in the lounge tonight. So everyone come in and win your Fubucks. I know you guys could use the extra money plus the drinks are on the house. The GIVE AWAY starts at 10:30 est time so hurry in join the lounge and get your free fu money. CLUB POISON..WHERE THE ONLY THING HOTTER THEN THE MUSIC and THE WOMEN IS THE DJ!!! MASTER TOUGH T WILL MAKE YOU SUBMIT TO HIS MUSIC. Master ToughT FU bodyguard to ICE-T@ fubar Come Celebrate the return of the sexiest Promoter on Fubar Drewlicious drewalicious(PROMOTER FOR CLUB POISON)@ fubar click on the pic and join this hot, erotic lounge

Lightning In A Battle
Lightning In A Bottle By Anthony Hunt I was struck. Unpredictable as any bolt. Wild and free as all have told. Now captured in a bottle. Mine to unleash, to control And be controlled by. Harnessing it's energy Yet a slave to it's power. Beautiful, terrifying, different, and similar. A brave new world; strangely familiar. And as fast as the brilliant blue burns in the sky It disippates. The poewr shared now divided; One cannot go on without the other, Or so the story goes. Because my lightning is in a bottle For a different reason entirely. My lightning stays bottled 'Lest it claim another innocent victim. Never to be unleashed, Never to cause harm again. For as beautiful as nature may be, Even moreso do I fear it's wrath.

Through A Rapist's Eyes-no Joke
If you are a guy and I sent this to you, it's because you need to also send it to your girl friends and other females you know who would benefit from this knowledge. Thanks. Subject: Through a rapist's eyes - no joke You may have seen this before, but it's always good to refresh our memory. Never know when it might help. @This is important information for females of ALL ages . When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady friends, but I forwarded it to most everyone in my address book. My men friends have female friends and this information is too important to miss someone. Please pass it along . A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts: 1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed . They are also likely to go

Free Hugs
Juan Mann. Have you heard his story? I heard it a while ago and thought that I would share with anyone who cares to read. Juan was returning home to Sydney from London and when he arrived at the airport he saw the other passengers being greeted by their loved ones. This is what he felt in his words. Standing there in the arrivals terminal, watching other passengers meeting their waiting friends and family, with open arms and smiling faces, hugging and laughing together, I wanted someone out there to be waiting for me. To be happy to see me. To smile at me. To hug me. So he went and got a piece of cardboard made a sign saying FREE HUGS and stood at one of the busiest pedestrian intersections in Australia and stood there. And waited. This is what he says happened. And for 15 minutes, people just stared right through me. The first person who stopped, tapped me on the shoulder and told me how her dog had just died that morning. How that morning had been the one year anniversar

Bdsm Warning! Please Read
John Doe strode into the bedroom , wearing His leather Postal Worker's uniform. He sneered at the bound and gagged figure on the bed, as He reached into His latex mail bag. Jane Doe, a 29 year old schoolgirl, looked up at her Master, her eyes a mixture of fear and desire. She gasped as He brought a knife with a 9 ~ inch blade out of the bag. "I saw something on the Internet which I want us to try," He said sternly, "Are you willing?" Jane nodded eagerly and mumbled, "yeff Mather". John smiled as He bent close and cut her free of her bonds. "Strip", He ordered as He began to remove His own clothes.. Jane quickly complied, wondering what new delights her beloved Master had in store for her. "Lay back on the bed", He commanded. Jane did so. John then laid on top of her. "Tonight my dear", He whispered while reaching for the light switch.. "We are going ........... Vanilla!" "NOOOOOOoooooooooo", cried Jane as the room plunged into darkness. The a

The Next Morning - Part 2 The Seduction
The Next Morning: By Knight Writer The wind is blowing and the rain is still pounding against the roof as the shutters are banging against the sides of the mansion. I wake up feeling kind of weak like I have been through hell and back. The room is dark and damp and I can still smell that same musky scent as when I came in last night. Laying there thinking,” how did I get here in this room I don’t remember coming to the room last night.” While laying there in the massive king size bed trying to remember the night before but its still a blur. At that time there is a knock on the door and before I can say anything the door slowly creaks open and it’s the old man carrying a tray of food. He slowly brings it over to where I am and says, “here eat my son you will need to regain your energy and strength before the night gets here.” He slowly turns and walks out and I am wondering what hell did he mean by that. I get up feeling weak and make way over to the window to see how bad the weath

It Hurts Dont It?
Does it really piss people off So bad to recieve a bad rating? Because Im not like everyone else .. Im sorry if i dont feel your a 10 Im not gonna give you a 10 .. and If your like 21874198247 yrs old and fat and ugly do you honestly think they really think your a 10? uhhhhhhhhh nuh .. Not unless theyre like 1289471892347 and Fat and ugly too ..

Wanna Adopt Me Read Please
I HAVE BEEN SEEING ALL OF THE AUCTIONS AND YES I THINK THEY ARE COOL IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY TO GET IN ONE AND OFFER HAPPY HOURS, VIPS, OR BLASTS, BUT SOME OF US CAN'T DO THAT .......SO HERE THE THING I WAS THINKING I WOULD DO ... I WILL PUT MYSELF AND OTHER ORPHANS LISTED BELOW UP FOR ADOPTION IF ANYONE WANTS TO ADOPT ME OR ONE OF MY ORPHANS AND BUY THE ORPHAN OF YOUR CHOICE A HAPPY HOUR, BLAST OR VIP YOUR ORPHAN WILL RATE ALL PICS AND STASH FOR ADOPTING THEM..OTHER THAN THAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO ASK THE ORPHAN OF YOUR CHOICE WHAT ELSE THEY MAY BE WILLING TO DO LOL LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ALL THINK!!!! NO ORPHAN WILL BE TURNED AWAY...SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ADDED... Hugssss & Kissess LOBOSHEWOLF

George Carlins Answer To Conserving Gasoline
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline : Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ... Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves...... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anywa

Soul Train Updated Passengers List Now Has 93 On Board!
The Sound Of Philadelphia (Soul Train)Uploaded by eXsistenZ1968 href="http://s8.photobucket.com/albums/a10/simply2special/back grounds/?action=view¤t=4b29.jpg" target="_blank"> CHOO CHOO THE NEWEST TRAIN AROUND! COME AND JOIN THE S O U L TRAIN OF NOTHING BUT THE BEST PASSENGERS AND MUSIC IN TOWN!...............................! RULES: 1. PLEASE RATE/ FAN AND ADD THE HOST AS YOUR FRIEND. 2. MUST RATE AND ADD ALL PASSENGERS OF THIS TRAIN 3. MUST HAVE A SALUTE 4. IF YOU ALREADY FRIENDS OF A PASSENGER THEN JUST LEAVE A PROFILE COMMENT WITH THE SOUL TRAIN NAME TO INFORM ME THAT, YOU HAVE BEEN THERE. 5. WHEN TASK IS COMPLETED THEN E-MAIL, ME AND I WILL ADD YOU TO THE S O U L TRAIN..................! AKAMRS. T~LIL PLEASURE~LIL BUSINESS~DYLON'S DIVA~@ fubar CONTEST ON THE 30 TH SEXIEST QUEEN ON FUBAR@ fubar NYCE-N-SLOW@ fubar

Yoga
Hey everybody, So this morning I get up and I go get ready to do my morning yoga. I stopped running a few years ago since my knee was injured in Iraq. But now, I'm starting to think that I should start running again.... maybe not as constant or as aggressively as I did before but go at my own pace and just enjoy being outside and by myself. Now, I've never been a flexible guy, most guys in my family on both sides were farmers and cornfed Oklahoma guys that if you mention the word Yoga, suddenly their best Star Wars reference comes out and the jokes on you. Regardless, I think I will go for a run tonight. After being sick for so long it feels really good to have my energy back today, so I may as well go for it. Peace out bitches.

Big Poppa Pimpout Was A Successful On Two Of His Ladies! Great Job Fubar!
THIS IS A BIG POPPA PIMPOUT PRODUCTION FOR THE SEXIEST,SHAWTY'S ON FUBAR. CLICK ON THE SHAWTY'S AND SHOW THEM SOME PIMPS LOVE. WELL WE HAD TWO OF THE PIMPOUT'S TO LEVEL AND A FEW CLOSE TO MAKING LEVELING! YOU ARE THE BOMB LADIES AKAMRS. T~LIL PLEASURE~LIL BUSINESS~DYLON'S DIVA~@ fubar NEEDS 135,888 TO THE INSIDER AND THE END RESULTS WAS (116,253) tweetybird~ MEMBER OF THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY~R/L wife of WILDMAN55@ fubar NEEDS 201,648 TO FU-KING AND THE END RESULTS WAS (191,993) Thickndaazz4ya (NBSD Family Promoter) & Member of Dylon's Divas!!! Drink Me Baby!@ fubar NEEDS 688,552 TO HENCHMEN AND THE END RESULTS WAS (687,322)

Give Up Wine!!
Subject: Giving up wine I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of pounds for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out $20 and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?' 'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me. 'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked. 'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.' 'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked. 'Are you NUTS !' replied the homeless woman. ' I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!' 'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.' The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you

Would You Notice?
Nearly Unnoticed She is lonely Even though you can't tell She is reaching out For what, she doesn't know She will continue to sit in silence And hope that someone may stumble across Her and all of her emptiness But they only hope that they do it in time Otherwise she will have drifted too far And she may let go Of whatever grasp of the world she has As she slowly fades out of the lives of everyone Nearly unnoticed.

Ok Lets See Who Wants It
I THINK THE AUCTIONS ARE COOL IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY TO GET IN ONE AND OFFER HAPPY HOURS, VIPS, OR BLASTS TO HAVE PPL BID ON YOU, BUT SOME OF US CAN'T AFFORD TO DO THAT.....SO HERE IS THE THING I WAS THINKING I WOULD DO ... I WILL PUT MYSELF AND OTHER ORPHANS LISTED BELOW UP FOR ADOPTION IF ANYONE WANTS TO ADOPT ME OR ONE OF MY ORPHANS AND BUY THE ORPHAN OF YOUR CHOICE A HAPPY HOUR, BLAST OR VIP YOUR ORPHAN WILL RATE ALL PICS AND STASH AND ADD ADOPTED BY * ADOPTERS NAME *FOR ADOPTING THEM..OTHER THAN THAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO ASK THE ORPHAN OF YOUR CHOICE WHAT ELSE THEY MAY BE WILLING TO DO *WINK* NO ORPHAN WILL BE TURNED AWAY...SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ADDED TO MY LIST OF FU-ORPHANS... Hugssss & Kissess LOBOSHEWOLF

True Love...
How can you tell if it's true love? I've been thinking about my wonderful boyfriend, Corey Zusag and I can't help but think its true love! I don't know how to explain it, but there is just something about him that makes my heart skip a beat!!!! Everything seems to melt away when I'm in his arms, so that it seems like the world is just me and him!! I realy can't tell you in words why I love him so much, I just know in my heart that things are right. I know that as long as he has my heart in his hands, it's safe! Well, I love you baby and later to the rest of Fubar Land!

The Stuttering Cat
The teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must'v e been scary," said the teacher. "It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say "FUCK," the rottweiler ate him!"

38 Things A Girl Probably Did'nt Realize.
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonder ful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong

Latchkey Pain
My mother wakes me early in the morn Before the sun peaks out for the day Readying for work she scurries around Our days always start this very way Soon breakfast she will have ready for me A kiss on the forehead she quickly gives Watching my mother rushing like this I have come to hate the lives that we live Soon it will be off to school I will go A bag lunch, books and a pat on the head Learning what mom says I need later in life As my minds thirst for knowledge will be fed Mom leaves home the same time as me Off to her place of work she must go each day Working long hours in that office building For what always seems too little pay I don’t complain about the second hand clothes I wear Or shoes with soles that are starting to run down Because I know my mother does the best she can As her love for me she has always openly shown The kids pick on me cause my fashions are slow As their time popular has certainly gone by The names they say, fists that land, the fun t

Cheesy Fajita Quesadillas
Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 32 min Makes: 6 servings, one quesadilla each 1/2 lb. boneless skinless chicken breasts, cut into thin strips 1 green or red pepper, cut into strips 1/2 cup sliced onions 1/2 cup salsa 1/2 cup drained canned black beans, rinsed 6 flour tortillas (6 inch) 1-1/2 cups KRAFT 2% Milk Shredded Reduced Fat Sharp Cheddar Cheese SPRAY large skillet with cooking spray. Add chicken; cook on medium-high heat 5 min., stirring frequently. ADD peppers and onions; cook 4 to 5 min. or until crisp-tender. Stir in salsa and beans; cook an additional 3 min. or until heated through, stirring occasionally. SPOON 1/4 cup of the chicken mixture onto half of each tortilla. Sprinkle evenly with cheese. Fold tortillas in half to enclose filling. Spray second large skillet with cooking spray. Heat on medium heat. Add quesadillas, in batches; cook 2 min. on each side or until lightly browned on both sides. Fold each quesadilla in half or cut into wedges to serve

The Bathtub Test
The Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?

Doing Fine
HI ALL, JUST WANTED TO LET U KNOW THAT I AM GOING GOOD. MY PAIN IS NOT THAT BAD, IT IS PAIN IS THERE BUT IT'S GOOD PAIN, IF U GET WHAT I AM SAYING. I WILL BE BACK ON SOON I HOPE JUST WANTED TO GIVE AN UPDATE, BY THE WAY THE DRUGS ARE WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YA LISA

Life
read this somewhere today and I really liked it so I thought I would put it in my blogs even though I did not write it: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends.Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose D.I.Y and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life

Random Thoughts
This is every though and emotion that ran through my brain in less than a minute. it occured not 5 minutes ago Kill Maim Love Destroy Cuddle Break Smash Care Want Need Anger Sadness Fear Walls Hide Spill Slash Rip Hurt Mend Help Me Broken Down Lonely Empty Lost Alone No one Nowhere Nothing Numb Drink Kill Crumble Fall apart Tingles Burns Hurts

Welcome Home
Welcome Home She'd carry out the spiralled vase -- To its fluted lip piled many a penny, As much candy money as I could count, But soon it seemed I hadn't any -- "Jesus will take me to see your Gran'Dad," But when I cried she agreed not to die, A treat and a pat to soften the blow, Was a prelude to "Goodbye." The crystalline tumbler caught the glow, Gin & Tonic sparkling within, She sat on my lap and gave me a kiss, To go with the mischeivous grin, "Now we're adults, that's how we'll behave," So while in night's tender embrace, we did lie, But the truth was a note read in morning's light, Another prelude to "Goodbye." The champagne bubbled, we toasted our joining -- With white satin wrapped 'round black wool, Gold rings and degrees projected success, But waning fortune saw passions grow cool -- "Just hold me tonight so I won't be afraid," Then good news brought relief with a sigh, Miraculous profits could stave off no loss, In the next prelude to "Goodbye

Blonde Cowboy (son-of-a-gun)
Blonde Cowboy (son-of-a-gun) The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?" The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt . so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ... so Idid. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy...." And here I am. Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist.

New Contest
The contest will start Saturday, Jan. 26th @ 8:00pm (eastern) Here are the rules... They are simple! No cheating please! That means no using scripting programs! No rude comments to other contestants or their bombers! First to 10,000 comments wins choice of 1 month VIP or 7 day Blast. Second to 10,000 comments wins 3 day Blast. Third to 10,000 comments wins Big Pimpin' gift of my choice. Rates will be counted until the 3rd person gets to 10,000 comments. At the end, the person with the most rates gets 50,000 fubucks! If the third person doesn't make it to 10,000 comments within 2 days of the other contestants, the contest will end @ 8pm (eastern) on the second day. this is the link to the pic