Differences 'Tween a Fuckin' Genuine Redneck and a Jeff Foxworthy Type By Willy
Willys cynical thought for the fucking day;
This was posted, on dizzay! There is a little of both in us ALL! These kinds of Raps, the fuckin' old meaning no hip hop, at one time, were popular! I remember, in '72 or so, a comic warming up the crowd, before the band I don't remember who, where, or what but this is, roughly a line from, his take on differences "Between Real Hippies and a Mail Order, puters filled a 2 car garage, Hippy!" He said, "Both wear tie died T-shirts but real hippies make their own and wear the dye on their hands for weeks, a Mail Order Hippy buys them, on unshrinkable guaranteed not to fade T-shirts!" I, almost, pissed my fuckin' pants! Looking down on the ink on my hands! I thought, I'll make up a bunch and sell them, no fuckin' problem! Shit I had, still may have, a bunch of them, never sold one! Guess which one I was...
Differences 'Tween a Fuckin' Genuine Redneck and a Jeff Foxworthy Type By Willy
Ok first of all there are, a few, similarities; Both like BIG trucks, drinkin' beer and talkin' shit! But; a Foxworthy type keeps his truck spotless, has a fuckin' appointment at the car wash, has the newest tires BIGGEST fuckin' wheels and tires sold! Of course to anybody within hearing he'll piss and moan about "how much those motherfuckers at the auto parts/tire house charge" but when the newest and latest tires come out he'll be there credit card in hand to buy! A genuine red neck gives less than a fuck about dirt on the truck or inside! It's his fuckin' truck you should mind ya own goddamn bidddiness! And if you try to straighten his shit out he will say, something like, "Oh deer we have anudder fuckin' Martha Stewart trainee!" As he hauls off and bitch smacks your faggot ways into next week!
Then we have drinkin' beer, both like it but a Jeff type orders Heineken or another import, a born an bred redneck will look at that saying, something like, "Both go in the same hole and out the, same, fuckin' pipe!" As he gulps down another Bud! At a bar a Jeffery type will sit in the non smoking section, when they still had them, a true 'neck is up at the bar smokin,' drinkin,' and coppin' feels from the fuckin' cute waitress! Jeffery kinds have their curfew and head home before "they get in trouble!" The real ones have been known to "close down the bar" and a few have "opened the fuckin' bar" when the owner finds them sleeping!
And, of course, both like to talk shit! A Foxworth kind talks about his boss, his pension, the price of shit today, ALL the pussy he ever had, etc., but keeps an eye out for his wife or Mommy! A gin-u-wine 'neck talks shit about his wife, Country Music, NASCAR, Harley Davidson bikes and others! He ain't afraid of his wife but if his Mom is there he'll remember the black eye she gave him!
Ok this is a few hours wasting fuckin' time writing this shit! Are there any genuine 'necks or just a bunch of Foxworthy fags? I'm open to suggestions on more... A funny video, was sent, but, in my book, none of them are the fuckin' 'real thing!'
