Q=what does a old person and tree thats about to get planted have in common?
A=there both about to go in the ground soon!!
this ladie walks into a tattoo shop and says i want a turkey on my iner thigh he tattoos it and a week later she comes back and says i want a santa on my other iner thigh and he gos ok can i ask you why your getting these tattoos here? she goes cause im tierd of my husband always sayin theres nothing good to eat between the holidays
knoc knoc
whos there
haywod
haywod who
haywod jublowme
knoc knoc
whos ther
harry
harry who
harry balsonya
i know there a lil corny but kinda funny
