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Return
Return My old friend still stands sentinel a welcome to the hills Slow power has split the rock and given a life a foothold here I am absorbed and spellbound the glens have me by the throat In this valley of the clans the cuckoo calls its traitors cry Peaks suspended from the clouds hold me enthralled with their form Last night I rocked before the altar of sound now the peace shakes my mind The river tumbles in its flow beneath the road and down the flight Past the graves of fallen heroes unmarked and yet renowned Beneath these wide open skies I feel the heartbeat of the land Long and slow this ancient rhythm calling me to join its harmony I must abate my headlong rush and unwind upon this winding road

Update On Dad 4 Any Who Give A Rip....
Dad has lung cancer that has spread to bones and several other places (He is 61 years old)...It can't be cured, they can only treat the pain with meds and radiation then give him chemo to stop it from spreading more. We are going to need God's help so any of you who can spare a minute to say a prayer that God's will be done I would appreciate it...if you could also ask for some pain relief for my dad (Darwin) that would be appreciated as well. He is being admitted to the hospital for further tests and IV pain medicines right now.... So please know that I do appreciate all my friends but I can't be here a lot right now....Thank you in advance for your prayers and good wishes....Love u all Laurie

Sox Stay Alive!!!!!....bring Series Back To Boston!!
(after leaving boston in a 1-1 tie, and losing the next 2 in cleveland, the sox did what they do best. i apologize in advance for the lack of some stats...i missed a few innings cuz i had to run an errand)..... A warm mid-October night, and there's barely any traffic on the road. With THE SOX in Cleveland hoping to stay alive, it seems all of New England are sitting somewhere, huddled in front of any television they can find as they anxiously await the outcome of Game 5 with THE SOX in a "Do or Die" situation, losing in the series 3-1. A win would bring the series back to BOSTON for Game 6, a loss would mean THE SOX would just come home. But no one is thinking that way!!!! The one thing on everyone's mind is how THE SOX were in this very same situation just 3 years ago when they faced elimination against the YANKEES, being down in that series 3-0, and how they won 4 straight games to eliminate NY and go on to beat St Louis in the WORLD SERIES. Of course they can do it again!!!!

Here I Go Again
this reminds me of a cadence i call some times. it goes something like this here we go again same old shit again marching down the ave. god knows when we'll be though becuase off to iraq again hope we come back again off to war we go as we run out the door stryker brigade off again off to kick some ass again to the gates of hell we go and off to the unknown 15 months of hell to pay out the door i'm on my way off to fight and off to die i see angles in the sky so here we go again same old shit again marching down the aveune 15 months and we'll be though if you can't tell my unit is manning up and getting ready to go. so i'll catch you all on the flip side.

Colorectal Cancer Screening
http://www.baptisteast.com/healthinfo/Colorectal-Cancer-Screening.cfm Colorectal Cancer Screening Colorectal cancer is the second leading cause of cancer related deaths in the United States. There is a 1 in 16 lifetime chance of developing colorectal cancer. The disease affects men and women in equal proportion. For those persons with a family history of colorectal cancer, the risk may increase significantly. Colorectal cancer has a high survival rate when detected early. Fecal occult blood testing (FOBT) is one part of colorectal cancer screening recommended for men and women aged 50 or more. In addition to the annual FOBT, the screening colonoscopy is recommended at age 50 and afterward at intervals to be determined by the findings, and the personal and family history of the individual. In some settings, the flexible sigmoidoscopy is performed every five years. FOBT should be performed on three consecutive stool specimens. To perform FOBT correctly, certain medicat

Strike
i think its really fucked up that we now have to pay 5000 fu-bucks just to post a mumm for all to read... i think it takes all the fun out of it. i mean, who wants to write a "friends" mumm when 80% of your friends dont EVER go into the mumms? all i can say is i am no longer writing mumms until it changes back! its bullshit and 5000 fubucks is way over priced! yes i understand that it will cut back on retarded fucking mumms, but we all know that those were the funnest one! being able to bash people and get a good laugh out of others stupidity. FUCK THE SYSTEM!!!!!

A Hole In My Ear
I have a hole in my ear-my eardrum that is. And my ear is full of blood and gunk. Had to go to the ER, see a nurse who was a complete twit(and made my ear hurt), and then couldn't even fill the stupid prescriptions because all of the pharmacies are closed. Blah

Ink....ink....and More Ink
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Guilt
Guilt. Recently I was thinking about the concept of guilt. Why is it that guilt is so important to us? I mean it must be important because we embrace it so much. Sometimes it’s even the major driving force in our lives. But do we HAVE to feel guilty? Let me start by saying that I firmly believe that there’s absolute right and absolute wrong in this world. And I also believe that since we are human beings, we WILL make mistakes. So there is quite a potential for feeling guilt. And I also believe that we need some guilt in our lives. But just enough to make us realize that we made a mistake and that we are sorry. After that, we should let the it go. But too many people keep the guilt. They keep it way down inside where it becomes part of them. It’s almost like they are hording it. But why? I think a lot of it is that we were raised that way. I think it rather humorous that so many ethnic backgrounds claim that they are the masters of guilt. Irish, Italian, Jewish, a

Ugly Dream
so i woke up at 6:30 today (with my alarm set for 10) i think as a result of wearing the nicotine patch to bed... anyway another side effect is having weird dreams. so for 2 hours i dreamed i was falling asleep, or at least trying to, and my heart was pounding really bad so i was trying to get up to get my heart medicine, but i couldn't move (cause i was asleep) and i dreamed i was trying to wake myself up by slapping myself in the face, only i couldn't feel it, and that's when i knew i was in a dream. then this ghost waitress starts coming across the room to me in clips like in scary movies whispering "i'm coming..." and i knew i was dreaming so i tried to wrench myself awake and it finally worked just before she got to me. i woke up with a fairly normal heartbeat and grinding my teeth.

Ginger--one Of My Cats :(
Remembering Ginger A soft full tail, exquisite eyes, Soft purring at the door, Playful swatting, frequent naps, Toys strewn across the floor. With gentle rubs and playful purring You made your presence known And, knowing you were always there, We never felt alone. You loved it when we scratched your ears, We swear it made you smile. We could never stay angry with you, We couldn't if we tried. The soft sweet purring now has ceased, No gentle rubs to greet us, Just memories of a special friend And good times are all we see. Although we miss you dearly, we'll try not to feel so blue, Because we know that there's a heaven For special cats like you. Ginger....You're In Our Hearts Always

The Road Not Taken
The Road Not Taken by Robert Frost Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same. And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.

My Sreen Name
well like everyone else on this damn site i made a pumkin that had my sreen name (gemini bitch) on it >i've had it on here for two days and then while i was on tonight they send me fu mail saying that i need to flag it nsfw what the hell it is my sreen name. so yeah i'm a little mad right now at this fucked up site

How Much Love Hurts
Here I am in the dark and can't see my way out is anyone going to come to me and help me out of this dark and deep hole that im in. Plaese someone come to me and help me out of this deep and dark hole. It is dark and very cold is this hole that im in. I know that I cant last very long in here without warmth and someone to hold me in there arms as tielly as they can. So I am calling to the one that has the key to my heart. He is the only one that can free me from the deep,cold and darkness of this hole that I am in. Oh please come my love I am calling out to you to help me throw this deep, cold and darkness of my life. For if you do not I surely will be no more in this life. I will just be an empty shall walking this world alone. Well you know who you are, so to my love come for you to help me please. If my beloved dose not come soon than i will surely be gone. Oh wait do i see you coming to me in far distants of my eyes for it is hard for me see that far away. I will call out your name

The Sacred Fruit
The Sacred Fruit Category: Love poems The sacred fruit of your soul was lost Taken unrightfully, stolen It hurt immensely You shared the holiness with others To rid the raunch treachery Then met a man who treated you horribly Abused you, hit you, took control of you I came and pleased you Treated you well, made you happy Shared our thoughts Entered each others minds We talked about memories Things we had Things we want What we need We laughed Cried Smiled The love we had The love we have I want to be with you till the end I want to give you my fruit And share my wine by Gary R. Hess I do really need this Sacred Fruit

"if Tomorrow Starts Without Me,
"If tomorrow starts without me, And I'm not there to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes all filled with tears for me; I wish so much you wouldn't cry the way you did today, While thinking of the many things, We didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, As much as I love you, And each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too; But when tomorrow starts without me, Please try to understand, that an angel came and called my name, And took me by the hand, And said my place was ready, In heaven far above, And that I'd have to leave behind all those I dearly love. But as I turned to walk away, A tear fell from my eye, For all my life, I'd always thought, I didn't want to die

Nsfw Photo Or Not?
I don't understand. I have photos up which I know to list as NSFW, they show a lot of cleavage. It is interesting the range of what people consider NSFW. I put photos up today which show me from behind, CLOTHED, and someone listed them as NSFW to which I get a lecture message from Fubar. I wouldn't want to get someone in trouble, though I don't see how being on fubar at work at ALL won't get someone fired ;) Is a fully clothed picture from behind really NSFW? OPINIONS!

Relationships
I've been there done that and shed to many tears over it it sucks thought you all might like it. got this from cassie thanks your a sweetie I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at

Would You Notice I Was Gone
If i left would you notice if i just stopped talking would you notice i was no longer there i mean honestly how long would it take to notice i was not here anymore a few minutes a few hours days some maybe a few months. How many of you actually pay attention to your friends? well i feel it would take awhile for anyone to notice i was no longer around here.

Slap Your Irritating Co-worker Day!
Today is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday : Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious,when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of IkeTurner, I am so very very glad to officially announce today as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow: * You can only slap one person per hour - no more. * You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day. * You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant. * No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a

Hot Cocoa Mix & Peppermint Schnapps
This is a hot chocolate mix I love to use in the winters with a taste of peppermint schnapps. Type: Beverage Tags: Hot Cocoa Mix, hot chocolate, hot cocoa, hot chocolate milk Serve With: mini marshmellows Prep Time: 10 Cook Time: 10 Yield: Original recipe yield: 8 cups of mix Ingredients: 6 1/2 cups - powdered milk 1 (5 ounce) package - non-instant chocolate pudding mix 1 cup - powdered chocolate drink mix 1/2 cup - powdered non-dairy creamer 1/2 cup - confectioners' sugar 1/2 cup - unsweetened cocoa powder Instructions: In a large bowl, combine powdered milk, chocolate pudding mix, chocolate drink mix powder, creamer, confectioners' sugar, and cocoa. Dissolve 1/3 cup cocoa mix in 1 cup boiling water. I don't use water, I use milk makes it much more rich and creamier. Now, you can also use this Hot Cocoa Mix as a gift. Makes a great addition to a Chrismas gift basket. Everyone I've given it to so far has just loved it! Divide the

Needs Of A Man And Woman
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time wit

R.i.p. 'sick' Shane
Rest In PeaceRaymond Shane Barnett1977 - 2007 Shane was reported missing and was found dead Thursday afternoon near the Gathering of The Juggalos in Cave-In-Rock Illinois. He died of a heat stroke. Having hollusination went to the hospital they never denied nor confirmed that he was a patient there. They released him knowing he wasn't well. Pisses me off cause he went missing shortly after the hospital. Cops didn't do shit to find him. Only friends and family bothered to search then found him dead.I can not post this enough when still people are unaware of the cruelties of life. Shane died way before his time, denied because of the way he was....who he was....he was a juggalo. People think just because someone has tattoos and piercings they don't deserve the fair treatment, which is bullshit. Shane was true to the very end. Best believe if I could change the world I fucking would. I don't wanna see anymore of my fucking homies going out like this. Losing Shane was enough and too muc

Top Ten Reasons Halloween Is Better Then Sex
10) You're guaranteed to get a little something. 9) The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some. 8) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 7) Less guilt the morning after. 6) IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THEY FANTASIZE YOU'RE SOMEBODY ELSE, BECAUSE YOU ARE. 5) FORTY YEARS FROM NOW, YOU'LL STILL ENJOY CANDY. 4) IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR. 3) If you get tired you can wait 10 minutes and go again. 2) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 1) You can do the whole neighborhood!!

That Girl
Your voice is so beautiful I can listen to it all day It just sounds so wonderful I don't know what to say I feel calm I feel warm I even feel your love As I hear that voice I wish I could see you now And hear that elegant voice To feel your comfort To feel your ease I would marry you so quickly And sweep you off your feet You are that girl That can't be beat

Hospital Visit
Ill be gone most of the day, Having a Minor Proceedure today on my back. SO send me your positive thoughts. Im hoping to be home this eraly evening, If I am released from hospital. Blessed Be to all. ~~BW

Boyfriend Application
COPY AND PASTE IN INTO A PRIVATE MSG BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: Phone Number: OTHER: 1. Do you drink/smoke? 2. Do you like the rain? 4. If so...would you play in it with me? 5. Do you like movies? 6. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my neck? 10. Do you play any sports? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother? 13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on you? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick)? 17. Would you give me a kiss just because? 18. Would u sleep in the same bed as me? 19. Would u take me home to meet your parents? 20. Would u have sex with me? 21. If so, whats the soonest into our relationship you'd have it? 22. Would yo

My Horoscope For Today
Saturday, October 27 2007 Cancer June 22-July 22 You could have some fun times with young people this Saturday. You are very imaginative when it comes to other people and relationships of all kinds. You have an almost other-worldly feeling that you bring to your partnerships, social or private. If professional advice is needed, today and tomorrow are the most productive times to seek that advice. Faith untested is not worth bothering with: that's the lesson that takes center stage in your life now. This is apt to be a time of analyzing religious, philosophical or ideological beliefs--becoming more aware of their logical shortcomings. Legal, political or educational experiences require serious thought and planning. This afternoon you could be plotting your next move to success--take notes. Unfortunately, the influence of Pluto makes itself felt in your life today. It will be difficult to keep your temper today and it may well seem as though certain individuals will be doing their

New Spaces
So tonight is my first night staying at Jason's house. I got home from work and the game was on and I had a beer waiting for me. I'm in heaven. haha! I'm pretty sure I'm going to be just fine here. It's only until Dec. 21st and then I'll be in Dover, NH so it's cool. I'm always at work or school anyways so it's not like I'll be a hassle. Jason's cool about me just coming and going so I don't have to worry about haing to invite him every time I go out and whether or not I come home. Everything's peachie keene! hehe

Sad
Dry yours eyes and think of a way to fake a smile again Broken down and beaten once more by those you thought you trusted Sad lil girl wild eyes and crazy dreams, committed the worst sin She said she loved them and lied once more hid the pain she keeps inside Emotions run on razor blades these days, the only release she allows Cut the skin to let it all out, drain the feeling till shes left numb

Horoscope 10/28/07
Daily Horoscope: Virgo For October 28,2007 Your mind is in overdrive right now and you won't waste a moment trying to figure things out -- because it should all be plain as day. Have patience with lesser mortals -- you may need to explain a few things. *This is SOO not true for me today,except for the mind in overdrive thing, Im totally confuzzeled as to whats the hell is goin on8-P*

Unconditional Love
A story is told about a soldier who was finally coming home after having fought in Vietnam. He called his parents from San Francisco. "Mom and Dad, I'm coming home, but I've a favor to ask. I have a friend I'd like to bring home with me." "Sure," they replied, "we'd love to meet him." "There's something you should know the son continued, "he was hurt pretty badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mind and lost an arm and a leg. He has nowhere else to go, and I want him to come live with us." "I'm sorry to hear that, son. Maybe we can help him find somewhere to live." "No, Mom and Dad, I want him to live with us." "Son," said the father, "you don't know what you're asking. Someone with such a handicap would be a terrible burden on us. We have our own lives to live, and we can't let something like this interfere with our lives. I think you should just come home and forget about this guy. He'll find a way to live on his own." At that point, the son hung up the pho

My Demented Life Updated.......
OK......So here is the updates to me, my self and I. I am now working at Guitar Center in Independence, Mo. I am working in the Pro-Audio Dept. selling PA, Keyboards, DJ, Lighting and Recording gear. Stop by if you need anything. I am quitting the cover band I have been playing in for the last year and starting another cover band with the bass player. Looking for a good drummer. Any one interested? I am also almost finished putting together and all original metal band. Needing Bass and drums for that. Anyone interested? If you are interested in either or both, remember. I live in the Kansas City, Mo. area. That may narrow it down a bit. I may also be playing guitar for an Elvis impersonator. OH god, did I just say that. LOL.........But he pays good. Promisses at least $250 per show. Now keep in mind. With all this going on. I am not on line as much as I used to be. Not to mention, I probably will not be on line as much in the future. Probably about once or twice a

My Mind Is My Tool
This muscle between my legs is good for fertilizing your eggs, but it will never make or break our love affair. Although it gives you great pleasure, and those moments I do treasure, it will never be the main way to show I care. Thus, revealing the fact, that sex is just an act, and love is never anything one should fall into. I may sound like a fool, when I say my mind is the tool, that I'll use to make love to you. It may be big, firm, thick, strong, it may even last long, but never as long as the images I leave of me, in your thoughts. I feel you, when you say all the other misters, never took you there, but it ain't my fault. I love to touch, I love to feel, but first and foremost, I love to keep it real - you know this to be true. Although our physical acts, bring you the ultimate climax, my mind is the tool, that I'll use to make love to you. Wondrous emotion in a mixed up love potion - a combination of the men

Be Informed!!
This is important my friends.....Left undiagnosed, it is life or death.... This isn't a pimpout..or a silly bulletin, but this is something that is very important... This year alone, the American Cancer Society estimates 22,430 Women will be diagnosed with Ovarian cancer and at least 14,500 women will die from Ovarian Cancer. Currently there is no effective means of early detection for the disease. As a result, ovarian cancer is usually diagnosed in advanced stages and only 50% of women survive longer than five years. Today, only 25% of cases are diagnosed in the early stages, i.e., before the cancer has spread beyond the ovary to the pelvic region. However, if ovarian cancer is detected and treated early, the five-year survival rate is greater than 90%. Until there is an effective way to detect ovarian cancer, all women are urged to become educated about the disease so she can act independently to protect her health. Listen to your body. Do not igno

Friends Rating And Comments
Isn't it common courtesy that when someone does somethingnice for you that you should say thanks? like on here per say, if you comment or rate a friend, shouldn't they at the very least shout you a thank you for rating or commenting on their page and pics? I jus tthink it is rude when they don't. I know i try to at least say thank you, even if I don't rate back or at least if I don't rate back right away. I guess I am just bickering. However, if someone on my firend's list rated all my stuff, I move them in to fan. I figure it is the least thing I could do since they took their time.. Anyway.. peace out.

Have To Include Brian
Brian: Hola, me llamo es Brian ... Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.. uhhhh ... Bellboy (Spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian. Brian: Oh, oh you speak English! Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it. Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right? Bellboy (Spanish): Que? Peter: So did your therapist figure out what the problem was? Brian: Yeah. He thinks I'm in love. Peter: Oh my God...you can talk! Brian: Hey, barkeep, whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

In The Eleventh Hour
So many times I put things off thinking that I'll get to them when I feel ready. I never use to be this way. Procrastination was not something that I have been known for until lately. Here I sit in the eleventh hour with trick or treaters just hours away from my doorstep and still I have not finished carving the pumpkins. I use to enjoy the yearly task of carving pumpkins. In fact, when I still lived in Portland, I would pick up about 8-12 extra pumpkins and carve them for my parents, so that they could line their driveway with them on Halloween. I now find carving pumpkins to be a not so enjoyable task. Perhaps, it was the enjoyment of having my children at home and sharing in the yearly festivities with them that made the task so much more enjoyable. Every year the kids and I would go to the pumpkin patch and spend hours picking out the perfect pumpkins. We would then take a hayride and drink the freshly pressed hot apple cider that Wilhelm's Farm made every year and would

Ten Looooong Days
My name is Angela, and I am a nicotine addict. I have stopped nicotine for 10 days, 2 minutes and 18 seconds (10 days). I've not smoked 200 death sticks, and saved $35.02. I've saved 16 hours and 40 minutes of my life. I just not-smoked a carton!

Open Letter From A Witch.
An Open Letter from a Witch: I am a witch. I do not worship Satan; I am not interested in Satan. Satan was invented by the Christians. Satanism is a form of Christianity. I am not a Christian. I don't go to church on Sunday. Jesus is NOT my savior. He was simply a holy man who lived 2,000 years ago. I am not afraid of going to Hell because I don't believe in Hell any more than I believe in Satan. I believe in reincarnation; that I will come back to this world or another and live out another life. I am not evil. Telling people I am a "good witch" or asking me if I am a good witch implies that there are evil witches. There are evil people in the world and there are people who chose to work with the forces of nature in a way that harms others; those people are NOT witches. The central law of being a witch is: "if it harms none, do as you will." Please don't ask me about sacrificing cats or desecrating churches. I love my cats! And I don't go into churches or synagogues unless a frie

Love Is Blind
Love is blind. Love is complicated. You can't make someone fall in love with you. You have to let nature take its course. All of that is, in essence, true. But while you can't make someone fall in love with you, by understanding the basic psychology of most normal human beings, you can certainly do things that will make it more likely to happen. When you are in the early stages of love, just the nearness of that other person brings certain physical reactions. Your heart races, your palms sweat, your hands shake. Your adrenaline is pumping and your body is producing something called endorphins -- those feel-good hormones that also come after a good workout or really good sex. (Or, if you're feeling less ambitious, they also come from eating really good chocolate.) A good rollercoaster or a really frightening horror movie can elicit the same reactions. Your body does not know the difference. There's only one way you can differentiate between eating chocolate, watching a horror mo

The Morning Is Early
The morning is early Darkness is still abound Clouds become darker Stillness covers the air The smell is distinct The feeling surrounds all The sounds are distant Coming closer The veil is closer Sweeping across rooftops Ever closer now The sounds louder One drop Two drops Many drops now Is this true Or does my mind Play games as with the day The sound is upon us Its amazing A sight seen only rarely The roads and paths Seem to shimmer Under the street lights My belief is now confirmed It’s the magical stuff Long awaited Always welcomed The rain has come Hear the cheers The people run in the streets To laugh and cry It sweeps down the road Down the gutters As it washes down my face Will I ever see rain again

Apple And Pear Crisp
Ingredients: 2 pounds ripe Bosc pears (4 pears) 2 pounds firm Macoun apples (6 apples) 1 teaspoon grated orange zest 1 teaspoon grated lemon zest 2 tablespoons freshly squeezed orange juice 2 tablespoons freshly squeezed lemon juice 1/2 cup granulated sugar 1/4 cup all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg For the topping: 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 3/4 cup granulated sugar 3/4 cup light brown sugar, lightly packed 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1 cup old-fashioned oatmeal 1/2 pound (2 sticks) cold unsalted butter, diced Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Method: Peel, core, and cut the pears and apples into large chunks. Place the fruit in a large bowl and add the zests, juices, sugar, flour, cinnamon, and nutmeg. Pour into a 9 by 12 by 2-inch oval baking dish. For the topping: Combine the flour, sugars, salt, oatmeal, and butter in the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment. Mix on low sp

Love In General!!!
Ok So Now it's time to really ask myself what do i want out of my life well its this simple i want someone who will love me for me and not treat me as if i was a fuckin door mat . I just started talking to someone today and well im not saing there name because its frankly none of any ones business but mine really .so here is the crystal question can you love someone regardless or there personage ?? alot of you will say nay but as for me i say yay and thats just because of who i am i can love anyone that is willing to love me and someone that needs me because its clear the person im with does not he tells me alot that he wishes i would just go he tells his family and friends well im waiting for her to divorce me sio i can live my life and you know what maybe its time i did just that he has no faith in me i want to live in a house where im needed loved and wanted not someplace were i feel like a burden to the other person granted i have lots of problems with my feet since i ruined the li

That's It!!
ok, this is it!! I have HAD IT!! Normally I am a pretty nice person. I WILL help people, I WILL talk to people. I WILL add people. I usually do not blow up at things in here. However, there are a couple things that I want known to everyone right now. If you think I am a Bitch after reading this, then so be it. The first subject I want to point out LOUD AND CLEAR as I am SO FUCKING SICK OF IT, I AM READY TO EXPLODE! DO NOT FUCKING TELL ME WHO I CAN OR CANNOT TALK TO, BE FRIENDS WITH, LEAVE COMMENTS FOR, PUT IN MY FAMILY, ETC. ETC. ETC I HAVE TRIED TO BE NICE, HOWEVER YOU, AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, JUST DON'T GET IT. SECONDLY, IF I POST A BULLETIN FOR A FRIEND, DO NOT, I REPEAT. DO NOT GIVE ME SHIT ABOUT IT....GO TO THE SOURCE...... FUCK, WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE ON HERE??? SO TO THE BULLETIN PERSON,,,,BACK THE FUCK OFF.....NOW!! AND MR. CA. YOU CAN GO ELSEWHERE TOO.....AS I HAVE HEARD ALOT, AND I MEAN ALOT ABOUT YOU, SO DON'T TALK ABOUT FRIEN

Why Is It?
I am appalled at the actions of men in this world. There was a recent situation I was witness to. A very dear friend of mine was being treated poorly and being mentally abused. I told her to come to my home and think it over on a clear head. She managed convince him to let her come and when she got here she told me the situation in person. I listened attentively and was disgusted at what I heard. I told her that she could stay with me as long as she needed and to think it over thoroughly and not make any hasty decisions. She spoke with this man for three days, in which this man did nothing but accuse her and blame her for things wrong in his life.. I kept quiet until he decided to blame her for something extremely personal and made her cry. I told her to go take a hot shower and i decided to try to talk some sense into him. We went back and forth and the conversation became ugly , but all for the reason that he refused to see that he did anything wrong at all. He would hide behind the

Desires Of You
Spoken words alone cannot express, The love I have for you. The written art of love is what convinces Myself, that you are the one for me. As I gaze into your eyes With every movement of your listless ways, The grasping of your hand, The warmth of your heart I believe that you can make me feel like no other. Once I believed that love was only a fable, Configured in the mind, planted by others. Then there was you. Like a flower in bloom, wow, what a dream come true! There are times we you make me happy, There are times when you make me blue, But what is even worse, is when I don't get to see you...

Bedroom Tips For Satisfying Mz. Evil
My comments ** 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out non essentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. **AMEN!!! I LOVE kissing!!** 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. ** Makes me think I am back in Jr. High with some guy tryin to turn me on** 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. **OMG talk about feelin raw!!! PLEASE!! Shave!!** 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when the

What A Jerk.anyone Who Fallowe's Him Need's To Read
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Life
I am a woman with no nmae ...well i have a name i have always known but do not exist in the "system".I went to get my drivers license renewed and I was told my name was "flagged" whatever that means.My parents were not married when i was born they married a year after so my social has my moms maiden name and my birth certificate has my dads.So went to get it changed at the birth certificate place and they went to change it and they "accidentally"deleted all my information.what the hell!I have been trying for nearly 2 years to get it fixed and everytime i go they send me to new places I have been to 8 diff social security places and nothing.I CANT BUY CIGS,DRIVE,GO OUT OR ANYTHING.I am 23 and feel like an illegal alien.This stresses me out and gets me mad and depressed all at the same time.So if anyone has any advise im open ..pleassseee

Come Join Our New Lounge
HERES THE LINK http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51742 EVEN IF U DONT PARTICIPATE IN IT. AT LEAST JOIN. WE ALREADY HAVE 4 MEMBERS. OH AND WHEN U JOIN. IF U HAVE ANY IDEAS ON LAYOUT OR MUSIC. LET ME OR ANUBIS KNOW!!! THANKS EVERYONE.

Thats What She Gets By Brooks And Dunn
the first couple of verses explains me so well...i heard this song when brooks and dunn made a guest appearance on the las vegas series. She said what she wants is a man to be faithful A true heart somebody willin’ and able To stay by her side through thick and thin A tender touch every now and then She’s not hung up on fairy tales Or some dream at the bottom of a wishin’ well Fancy cars or diamond rings What she wants most are the little things That’s what she gets That’s what she gets That’s what she gets for loving me At times I lay awake at night Stare at her laying by my side Knowin’ there in her heart as she sleeps She can forever count on me That’s what she gets That’s what she gets That’s what she gets for loving me Whatever turns her on I’m here to do it Till the day they write my name in stone I’ll live to prove it That’s what she gets That’s what she gets That’s what she gets for loving me That’s what she gets That’s what she ge

Fighting The Pain
shattered dreams, broken hearts. Friends i have lost along the way. It doesnt seem fair this life i live. It seems i have seen it all, the price i have paid is painful. I am fighting the pain fighting the tears. The rain is falling once again, seems i have lost the fight to keep going. Nothing will ever be the same. I have seen the rain fall so many times, just like the tears are falling. everyone has there own lives to live, i just dont seem to be a part of it. They say friends are friends forever, but where then did everyone go. No friends here to wipe away the tears, no need for me to stick around. I wish the best for everyone and hope that someday we will meet again. Fighting the pain where did it all go wrong? This life of mine is over tired of fighting the pain, the tears still fall. Fighting the pain.

For Always
When I'm with you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, with each touch of your hand, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we part, know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart. So these seven words, I pray you hold true, "Forever And Always, I Will Love You."

More ???
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure? Isn't it a little scary that a doctor's work is called practice? Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit" rather than a "near miss"? There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote? Don't you have to get up to get to the tape? Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

Copy N Paste The Links To Laugh.. But For Those Who Really Want My Yahoo This Is What Your In For
Jessa Farris: yes boys n girls. jessa is in a everyone has got to laugh mood, wo0t so check it out .. the next couple of pics are pretty darn knee slapping funny .. tee hee http://full.pca2.fubar.com/48/51/581584/2521648864.jpg Jessa Farris: http://full.pca3.fubar.com/50/98/518905/1875515428.jpg Jessa Farris: and for the morons that get on ours nerves here share the wealth teach em a new trick http://full.pca1.fubar.com/50/98/518905/2815050953.jpg Jessa Farris: last and totally not least a personal fav of mine. http://full.pca1.fubar.com/50/98/518905/725345662.jpg

Houston Calls - Exit Emergency
So with this drink I can surrender and ten later I pretend To have you to hold you I relive all the things I should've said Like what's wrong I'm not well 200 miles yeah it sure is far Can I go back when we We're honeymooning and the time was right? Wait for me I'll make it up. So I'll kill the doubt I'll put the fire out Extinguish everything Might even forget your name Waiting for you Come back And let me off the hook again. So with this drink I can forget her and ten later I pretend That it's not me It's just not me I'll place the blame on anyone I see So forget it I'm done with this Too many feelings of an old regret Convincing it's convincing the way I lie and leave it all behind So I'll kill the doubt I'll put the fire out Extinguish everything Might even forget your name Waiting for you Come back and let me off the hook again. Wait for me I'll make it up

Me A B....h???????
Of course I am. Listen you little wankers calling me a Bitch is like saying hi sweetie. Keep it coming I love it you make me more powerful by allowing me to consumme your pathetic asses. So keep it up...... wankers indeed!!!! LOL. SMOOCH The Goddess

To Those I Love And Those Who Love Me
TO THOSE I LOVE AND THOSE WHO LOVE ME When I am gone, release me, let me go I have so many things to see and do You mustn't tie yourself to me with tears Be happy that we had so many years I gave to you my love. You can only guess How much you gave to me in happiness I thank you for the love you each have shown But now it's time I traveled on alone So grieve awhile for me, if grieve you must Then let your grief be comforted by trust It's only for awhile that we must part So bless the memories within your heart I won't be far away, for life goes on So if you need me, call and I will come Though you can't see or touch me, I'll be near And if you listen with your heart, you'll hear All of my love around you soft and clear And then, when you must come this way alone I'll greet you with a smile and "Welcome Home"

Sexual Trivia
A recent survey of prostitutes revealed that the most frequent sex act performed is fellatio. Minks have sex sessions that last, on average, eight hours. According to a national study of female sexuality, candles are the artificial device used most frequently by women during masturbation. Sex education was first introduced in English schools in 1889. In ancient Greece and Rome, dildos were made out of animal horns, gold, silver, ivory and glass. The French kiss was first known as "maraichinage," a term to describe the prolonged, deep, tongue kiss practiced by the Maraichins, inhabitants of Brittany, France. In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle.

Weds -hang On- Half Way There!
:P Greeting from Greg 8-p I really feel as though the week flew bye? It could be because I was sick most of the later part of last week/weekend ... -or- Just the days being shorter (daylight) but I found it hard to believe its really Wednesday -a l r e a d y- Boy, I do so look forward to Wednesdays anymore. I'm not big on TV except a few shows like ANY BUCKEYE sport a n d Nip/Tuck Football (any team) some history channel a lil [adult swim] (because if you couldn't tell, I'm an 'Animated' personality) - B U T - lately I'm all about UFC And anything mixed marshal arts related. I could (and have) watched an all damn-day marathon, each & everyday! Being a peace loving hippy ... You think they'll pull my membership card? *laughs* But I seriously get a charge outta those fights. eh enough of that I'm looking forward to the upcoming "fubar Sunday News" Its really going to be the best one yet ... *counts -A L L- of the two piror on his

Only I Know
What has happened, what decisions I have made in my life. Secrets that I don't want to share with anyone. I don't even want to share them with myself. Unfortunately, I have no choice. But today is a new day. A day for hello to the future, and goodbye to the past. Healing comes about in the strangest of ways. I embrace opportunity. I take it all in, and allow it to change me. To become stronger as a woman, as a mother and friend. What I want, what I need, only I know. But in time, doors will open, when I say that last and final goodbye. Stacey

Why God Made Moms
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of ? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 1. We're related. 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. What kind of little girl was your mom? 1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my

Bed Sheets
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied: "I thin

Lost
Once upon a time I had him. We were happy together Thinking we would be like that forever. Then something happened. I lost my heart. I lost my soul. I lost him. But now I found it. I have my heart. I have my soul. Now I want him. I need him to be with me. He makes everything better. Lifes seems to be better Knowing he still cares. I just wish there is someway to bring him back into my life. Show me a sign So I can be lost no more.

By Ralph Waldo Emerson
Finish every day and be done with it. You have done what you could;some blunders and absurdities crept in--forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day. You shall begin it well and serenely, and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old mistakes and nonsense.

I'm Not Ashamed
Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King. It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong, We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong. We can get our condoms and birth controls,

Pictures Of Children On Fubar...
Here's my opinion, take it or leave it... I was looking at a profile here on fubar, and I came across something rather disturbing. I was looking in a folder NOT marked NSFW. There were at least 50 pictures in the folder However, side by side there was a picture of man holding his daughter, and next to that picture, the same man fucking some chick... All I could think was...wow...I did flag the 2nd mentioned picture NSFW, not because I'm a hater, but because it's NSFW. But what disturbs me more, is that this man had it RIGHT NEXT TO THE PICTURE OF HIS DAUGHTER!! Who, I might mention, couldn't have been more than 3 years old. I hope to god I'm not the only one who seen this man's profile and found it "disturbing" I also hope I am not the only one who reported it. If I am, I'm seriously dissapointed in alot of people. In my opinion, pictures of children should be marked private, and only given access to the people a person trusts. They shouldn't be in full view of the rest

" At Last To Be Free "
" AT LAST TO BE FREE " I would welcome with open feelings. Your love - your touch, this means of healing. Into my arms I would take thee. To have - to hold, to set me free. Free from the loneliness that imprison's me. To escape my keeper, at last to be free.

Soldier....
We are Soldiers, We live and Die just like you, We Fight, We love, We drink, We Live, So Why is it, Protests happen, Against us, Turn to your neighbor Look at what you see, Hatred for your fellow man, Why? We Die at such a young age, A boy just 19, Could be your brother, your son, Your mother, your daughter, Your uncle, Your Father, These people give all, Just for your "freedom of speech" Slander us, call us names, like, "baby killers" "War machines" You see the negative, The harsh conditions in which we live, in which we cry, missing our family, Could be your brother, your son, Our mothers, Our daughters, Our uncles, Our Fathers, So just think about this, Before you call us names and hate.... "Greater Love hath No man than to lay his life down for his brother" We give ours to you, all we ask is for a prayer.... For your Brother, For your Son, For your Mother, For your Daughter For your Uncle For your Father, Bring our boys

Bragging
You know, I don't really like to be boastful, at least not too much. But, living in Las Vegas has allowed me some really cool opportunities to see things that I might never have had the chance to otherwise. Last night, I got to see Eddie Izzard live at The Comedy Festival! What a great show! He was even funnier than I could have hoped for. I swear, I didn't stop laughing for the hour or so that he performed! Anyways, I just wanted to share my good fortune. :)

Selfish Bastard
And the sky was made of Amethysts And the stars were like little Fish You should learn when to Go You should learn when to just say No When they get what they Want Then they never want it Again And the sky was all Violets And the moon was Violence I'm the one with no Soul One above and one Below My life's a Death Mine is Forever Go on take every thing, I want you To Go on take every thing, I dare you To I told you from the Start Just how this would End Cause I get what I Want Then I never want it Again

Bliss
Closer is where I want to be the flame to wick the blood to vein touch to pain pleasure change push-drive I'm still alive Feel need yell want faster needs drown in today dark desires all hell fires touch to pain lunatic laugh Succubus dance fetish lust infused this crush prove to push further down earn your crown king of pain passion insane choice to choke hazard breathe soon the Devils take their leave crawling on weary knees Angel caress the Devils kiss in studded bound misled Seraphim bliss

Faster-than-light Take: Beowulf Fights In No Country For Old Men
I somehow made a return to the cineplex this weekend in spite of another ultra-busy period of my personal/professional lives. Simply a miracle. First up -- the mere mention of Beowulf is enough to trigger memories of pouring over an excruciatingly long epic poem in primary schooling. Containing 3183 lines, Beowulf attained national epic status in Great Britain long ago. The poem actually is not so much about myth, but about legends. The author - whoever he was - crafted the piece probably a few centuries after Christ's birth primarily for entertainment. It does not separate between fictional elements and real historic events. But this does not prevent individuals from forming their own vision of Beowulf who may or may not have been. And because it is a story told in historic perspective and features fantastical, epic events and characters, Beowulf passed down through the ages by oral traditional no doubt has been twisted and turned every which way. That leads, not surprisingly, to v

The Pain I Feel Is My Own Desire In Which Im Drowning
Waiting to be set free, Wanting him to see the different side of me. Wanting him to except me. Their is a story behind theese eyes, Please! Don't say your goodbyes. Just sit and listen to what I have to say. Your special to me in every way. I want this pain to go way. things just seem to be falling apart. you say hurtful things, But you say your jokeing. Wish you could see me chokeing. My childhood fears, I cant get rid of I only pray to the higher power above! HELP ME PLEASE!I dont want to be alone, But then again I want to fly away from home!

Average Teen
Mark What You Have: [X] Mother [ ]Father [ ] Step-Father [ ] Step-Mother [ ] Step-Sister [ ] Step Brother [ ] Brother [] Brother In Law []Sister [] Sister In Law [ x] Half sister [ x] Half brother [x ] Nephew [ x] Niece [X] Cell phone [] Own bathroom [x] Own Room [] have/had a Swimming pool [] Hot tub [] Guest room [X] Living Room [X] Computer [X] TV Total: 10 [X] Full size or bigger bed [x] More than 8 pairs of shoes [] Sunglasses [X] Watch [] MP3 Player/iPod that works well [ ] PS2 that works [ ] Xbox that works [] Nintendo DS or PSP that works [] Gameboy/ Advance [] Gamecube [] Wii [] Laptop Total so far: 13 [ ] Basketball hoop [ ] Air hockey table [ ] Pool table [ ] ping pong table [ ] Fooseball table TOTAL so far: 13 [] Nightstand []Stereo in bedroom [x] DVD player in bedroom total so far:14 [x ] Goes shopping at least once a week [] Expensive cologne/perfume [x ] AIM/MSN [] Camera on phone total so far: 16 [] Electric

Mike Lowell - Boston Red Sox
So it looks like Mike Lowell will be returning to the World Champion Boston Red Sox for another three years. I am overjoyed at the news. And may I add that I think our Golden Glove winning, All Star, MVP third baseman is a class act. He wanted to stay with the Red Sox and he turned down several 4 year offers to remain with his team. It is also reported that he left up to 20 million dollars on the table to stay where he is loved best. To me, that speaks volumes. That he put heart and love of the game above his bank account. That to him, being in the right place at the right time is more important than being among the highest paid ball players. Mike Lowell, to me, personifies everything that baseball should be. He plays for the love of the game, for the hearts and souls of the fans, for the cameraderie of the team. He is no sell out. My admiration for this man is immense. I am very grateful that we are hanging on to his valuable player. I was so afraid we would lose hi

Halifax Explosion Dec 6 1917 Please Read.
On Dec. 6, 1917, a collision in Halifax Harbour led to the biggest man-made explosion in the world before the era of the atomic bomb. The blast levelled most of the city and sent shards of glass and burning debris flying for miles. It left thousands dead, blinded or homeless. Although the explosion occurred before the creation of the CBC, the Canadian radio and TV network has retold the story throughout the years to ensure that this crucial event in Canadian history is not forgotten. At the time of the explosion, the Mont-Blanc was carrying 226,797 kg of TNT, 2,146,830 kg of picric acid, 56,301 kg of guncotton and 223,188 kg of Benzol ..all highly explosive and dangerous chemicals. The 1917 explosion was 1/7 the size of the bomb dropped on Hiroshima Physicist Robert Oppenheimer, known as the "father of the atomic bomb," studied the Halifax explosion to calculate the strength of the bombs that would be dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Francis Mackey, the Halifax pilot who was a

Just One More Thing...
It's 5 freaking 30 in the am...yet I sit here with my 5 different tabs of Mozilla opened, each one holding my place on 3 or 4 different windows and ohh.. there's just one more thing, then I'll go to bed. There's always one more thing...whether I'm trying to go to bed or get out of this apt...lol when the eviction people are moving me out..I'm going to be like.. "hang on, there's just one more thing that I want to get, then put the rest on the curb." "oh, wait, just one more thing..." Like Steve Martin in "The Jerk" said ..*as she accesses one of the expendable Mozilla tabs and does a quick Google bc she would hate to misquote such ingenious writing and she knows she's seen the transcript from the screenplay posted online before* "Well, I'm gonna go, then. I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff! And I don't need you! I don't need anything! Except this. This ashtray. That's the only thing I need is this!

About The Nwsf Album
HI babes, OK I guess everyone must have my album open.lol I have decided to leave them open to friends. I do take request for any photos to be taken. Just send me a private fu-email and you wish just might be granted. Happy Thanksgiving to you all And thank you all for the wonderful Birthday greeting oxox

Something Cool For Our Troops....
Please do this and pass it on! Something cool that Xerox is doing If you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them...

Give Me A Break
I am sorry people but I hate being single again. The dating scene in my area really bites the big one. Why is it that a girl can't go out and have fun without some guy thinking she wants to get fucked????????? And why when you're going through a divorce does it give every perverted asshole the right to hit on you and tell you how beautiful you are and that they have exactly what you need???????? I am so sick of my soon to be ex husband's so called friends hitting on me and thinking its okay..one of them is even is best friend in the world. My ex and him think of each other as brothers...what does a girl have to do to get some respect be a bitch and tell everyone to just fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????

Aries
Daily Horoscope: Aries For November 22,2007 You need to be sure to stick with whatever project or passion you've got today -- even if all seems lost. Your perseverance should make things go your way for sure, though it will take some time.

Why People Are Nasty ???????????
I JUST GOT AM EMAIL FROM THIS GUY http://www.fubar.com/user/1361260 IF HE PAID AN MIND TO READING MY PROFILE HE WOULD OF NOT SAID WHAT HE DID TO ME WELL AT LEAST I WOULD NOT from: 86 date: 2007-11-22 15:46:58 subject: pussy? read receipt: No replied: 2007-11-22 15:48:29 block user can i see your pussy? WHY ARE SOME PEOPLE JUST NASTY

Defining Ufo's In Turkey
Defining unidentified flying objects in Turkey The sighting of a UFO in early November excited the Turkish public, with pictures appearing in both tabloids and more serious papers. The flying object was spotted in the Karaköprü area of Şanlıurfa province at around 4 a.m. on Nov. 4. Filmed on amateur video, the strange hexagonal ball of light hovered in the sky emitting red, green and white lights and moved quickly and erratically. After 15 minutes it disappeared without a trace. As of yet no official explanation has been offered as to what it might have been, although some Internet comments point to a genuine sighting of a “Green Fireball” phenomenon. Non-believers claim the object is just a star filmed under magnification and the more cynical say these were American spy planes monitoring Turkey’s border with Syria. This is not the first instance of a UFO sighting in Turkey. They occur regularly, with recent ones in Konya in March 2007, which lasted on and off for a we

Song 2
Band : Blur Song & Lyrics : Blur I got my head checked By a jumbo jet It wasn't easy But nothing is No [chorus] Woo-hoo When I feel heavy-metal And I'm pins and I'm needles Well, I lie and I'm easy All the time but I am never sure Why I need you Pleased to meet you I got my head down When I was young It's not my problem It's not my problem [chorus] Woo-hoo When I feel heavy-metal And I'm pins and I'm needles Well, I lie and I'm easy All the time but I am never sure Why I need you Pleased to meet you Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Oh yeah

Test: How Freaky Are You In Bed? - I Got A 60..
HOW FREAKY ARE YOU IN BED? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-

Strange Dream
i marked this as nsfw because it was sexual. i dont remember all the details but i was having this hot affair with this married guy, hot sex and we were really going at it. he came inside me then i jumped up and said oh no, i didnt realize i was ovulating that week lol now if you really knew me, you know i am really paranoid about that. well he was a prick, hence why it was only once. i would never get involved in real life with a married man, but this dream was hot, hard to describe

Born With A Tail
Born With A Tail Lyrics (Supersuckers) I'd rather choose my soul to lose than leave around one confusing loose desire Don't know if I'll ever learn Can't wait till I get my turn to burn in the infernal hellfire I'm waiting for my last ride while the bugle of my backside blows a blues in 'B' Hope I don't run out of gas Bet my sacrilicious ass ain't nothing down there that scares me Oh, yeah, and you know I'm in league with Satan and you know there can be no debating my hell-bound trail I was born with a tail I'm evil, yeah, and I run free There's molten leather in me so lets get the hell Got the goods, brother, bring it on My mother done brought me up wrong And you can use my dick for a walking stick as well Oh, yeah, and you know I'm in league with Satan and you know, there can be no debating my hell-bound trail I was born with a tail I'm on a hell-bound trail Born with a tail Alright It's time to fly the finger, yeah that middle finger brings yo

Something I Wrote For My Daddy Whom Is Fighting For His Life As We Speak
The pain you are feeling i couldn't begin to imagine, the suffering through this fight umbearable. We see the tears you wipe away, when you claimed your eyes were itchy. No reason to feel shame daddy, your'e a soldier, a gladiator you are a fighter. If I could i would take your place, just so you don't have to go through it anymore, nomore pain for you to endure. I pray daily and nightly you get through this. I wish I could sit with you by your bedside until your sent home. A PIC OF THE MAN FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE > ITS NOT COMPLETED.....IT IS HARD TO WRITE ON SOMETHING LIKE THIS. :(

The Death Of A Friendship!
I just killed a friendship tonight. He was an ex-boyfriend of mine, but I tried to hold on to the promise I had made him. I had promised that I would always be there for him, no matter what. well, shit went down and I decided that I could no longer be his friend, so I sent him a message tellig him that! In ending that friendship, I killed a part of myself in the process! I just hope that I don't end up regreting that decision!

Concert To Benefit Children-- Keith Secola!! Help Pls Pls
The 8th Annual Native American Children's Benefit Concert & Toy Drive benefiting Native American homeless and indigent children Saturday, December 1st, 2007 6 PM – 10 PM Salt River Community Building 1880 N. Longmore in Scottsdale Admission: A toy or article of clothing for a child ages birth to 17 years old Arts & Craft Vendors, Door Prizes & much more. This is a Family Event. All are Welcome. For more information contact Darryl Tonemah at 602-504-6707 or dtonemah@yahoo.com From Nancy Blue Nancyblue37@aol.com

I Sometimes Hate My Fuckin Job
ok yeah i know that this is dumb but i just got done arguing with a 70 year old male.. hes like well the other girl only charges me this much.. and i started to get pissed off and talkin loudly lol.. hes goin to talk to my manager.. hahah like that will do anything.. fuckin prick i charged him the regular price.. and my boss fuckin loves me.. aint goin to do nothing cuz i did nothing wrong but raise my fuckin voice at him.. cuz you know what..THE CUSTOMER IS NOT ALLWAYS FUCKIN RIGHT !!!

The Devil In Miss Jones
One of my top 5 movies of all time has to be The Devil In Miss Jones I mean, seriously...the acting is alright. But the storyline is quite original. Yes...I said storyline. This is a porno with a plot. Georgina Spelvin is the shit in this movie. I think this is probably one of the most original plots for ANY movie, let alone a porno. Think about spending an eternity in hell. Now think of your punishment in hell as being unable to know satisfaction of any kind. Unable to chase away any demon from your past. If this was what hell was like, I think I'll scream "OH MY GOD" a few more times than I do now...drink a few holy waters at the bar, and maybe stop saying the "f" word so much...

Highway Prayer
Dear Lord The wind that blows the clouds Reminds me of how you carry me threw life The stars at night remind me how you want us to shine and the multitudes humble me The farms and the cattle I pass Reminds me to be thankfull For the food on my plate and my hands on the plow The rain reminds me of your grace That there is always good Even threw the thunder and lightning The restlessness helps me remember and be thankfull for the comforts of home And last but not least The black top reminds me of were Ive been and where Im going with american freedom and to choose My Lord Jesus Christ Amen

The Echo Of Sorrow
The Echo of Sorrow I cry upon echoing sorrow today I wither away more and more away from life awful embrace Did I require your heart as mine? No Must always lose control to be heard Why Is the echo of sorrow that I scream out? Is not heard I shed my tears I lost my reasoning to dare to what I must upon this worthy life Did I hear a single word of love from someone today? No All I heard was the deafen sound of sorrow upon ears I took long walk But I feel down upon my knees For I could no l longer hear the echo of sorrow. ©2007 Firestar

Please Don't Cry
Dear Mommy... ( u might need a tissue) Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zach; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for c

If We Had Sex.....
If We Had Sex..... don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorrow?

Such Is Life
Well, I've decided to stop letting people dictate who I am and what I can do. I have a friend...well, ex-boyfriend if you will, who thinks he can still tell me how to dress, how to do my hair, who I can talk to, and stuff like that. He has no right to say anthing about me as I am no longer with him for that particular reason. But I'm also easily offended I think. I take things people say to heart and it hurts. That's what I need to change about myself and I'm slowly working on that.....

Rmblings From My Dememnted Life.
OK..........I have not been on line much in the last month. I appologize to all who I have been keeping in regular contact with here. It has been a busy time for me. I am working at Guitar Center in Independence, Mo. and this is the busiest time of the year. Currently I have been working 48 to 50 hours a week selling musical gear. So once again, I appologize to all who I have been in regular contact with. In other news here, My friend Jon is returning home from Iraq. He is currently in Hawaii and will be here in Missouri on the 11th. His nic name used to be PeeWee. But he is now a Sargent in the army. So I do not think that Peewee fits himany more. "Sargent PeeWee" just leave a little left off, you know? LOL My friend Dan, who is a civilian contractor in Iraq, was home recently as well. However it was for his mothers funeral. Not as good of a return. Sorry if I sound so unaffected by it all. This happened over a month ago and I have already delt with the loss. I have been in touc

My Son
YOU ARE MY WORLD THERE ARE NO WORD TO EXPRESS HOW I FEEL FOR YOU YOU MAKE THE WORLD GO AWAY WITH THE SMILES YOU GIVE... SO PEACEFUL, ASLEEP IN MY ARMS LATE AT NIGHT YOUR WORLD SO NEW I NEVER THOGUHT THAT WHAT YOU LEARN WOULD BE SO BEAUTIFUL TO ME THIS WONDERIOUS WORLD YOU HAVE TO LIVE SEAN YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME MADE BY SHANTELLE THRAILKILL 11/ 27/2007

Home
Ok so I get home from Iraq in about 2 months. I am planning on getting 2 new tattoos, The first really isnt going to be that big of a deal Just a reverse tribal around my right arm. But the other one is going to be The Soldiers Memorial. The problem I am going to is I cant find a picture that I like and havent really been able to find somebody to draw a good one. So if anybody can draw and would be so kinda as to draw me a Tweeked picture of the Soldiers Memorial send me a message please. And for those of you that are wondering what the Soldiers Memorial is Its either a M-16 or M-4 stood up between a pair of boots with the Kevlar placed on the butt of the rifle and Dogtags hanging from the pistol grip of the rifle.

Boxed Cake Rebelion
Prior to the days of mass marketing, a cake was a truly special dessert/treat saved only for the weekends or special occasions. The reason for this is because making a cake from scratch is no easy process. It is time and labor intensive and can easily be ruined by a number of simple mistakes. Well in the 1950's along came the box cake. It made cake making easy enough for anyone to do any day of the week, and now, you can make a cake after work and still have time to serve it for dessert. In sociological terms this was the beginning of the detstuction of American society. This marks the beginning of the "expertizing" phase that has turned us into drones. Have prblems with your kids - go to a counselor, need an oil change - go to jiffy lube, need an opinion - watch the news. Big brother, and I don't necessarily mean the government persay, but the corporate controlled government/culture, has eroded away nearly every facet of our lives that we once controlled ourselves. They do it

That's The Way Love Goes
Like a moth to a flame Burned by the fire My love is blind Can't you see my desire That's the way love goes Come with me don't you worry I'm gonna make you crazy I'll give you the time of your life I'm gonna take you places You've never been before and You'll be so happy that you came Oh, I'm gonna take you there That's the way love goes Don't mind if I light candles I like to watch us play and Baby, I've got on what you like Come closer baby closer Reach out and feel my body I'm gonna give you all my love Oh sugar, don't you hurry You've got me here all night Just close your eyes and hold on tight Oh baby, don't stop, don't stop Go deeper baby deeper You feel so good I'm gonna cry Oh I'm gonna take you there That's the way love goes

I'm Having A Bad Day!!
I'm sick, I'm freezing in my own damn house, then I find out I don't have the damn medical coverage I'm supposed to have, I'm losing my damn contest by cheaters, ohhh speaking of cheaters.. THE SPOTLIGHT?!?! WTF is up with that? do these people not have a life to create another account donate all their fubucks so they can get spotlight again??? OMG it's not that serious people!! IT'S A FREAKIN WEBSITE!! were you not popular in high school so this place makes you feel better? uuuggghhh and THEN to see these bulletins that are "PIMPOUTS" of the same damn people you see everywhere!! blasts, happy hours, tickers...blah blah blah.... HOW ABOUT PIMPING OUT PEOPLE WHO AREN'T ALREADY GODFATHERS AND BOUNCERS? WE ALREADY SEE THEM BEFORE WE LOG IN... grrrr...I wanna kick somebody Normally I could give a F@*^ but because I'm having a bad day it's going in here...so there! P.S. don't tell me to turn on my heater...IT IS ON! 8-p HAVE A GREAT EFFIN DAY! and HAPPY EFFIN H

The Big Update!!
Very warm, fuzzy, & merry greetings from the Metalhead Lover. Here again to share with you some more insight on life and the changes that occur during it. I know that many of you have been wondering a lot of things about me: my health, my career, my current place of living. Please, please, remain calm and settle down. I received all of your messages, read them all, and responded to all of them. And now, a open entry for all to enjoy. Now, as for me, lets talk. First off, my foot is just about healed. Another 3 weeks and I will be able to run again. As for my shoulder and clavical, well, I still don't have full range of motion for my left arm and it is still really numb around my shoulder. Lots of scar tissue and some nerve damage is still there. Doc said another 2 or 3 months before I should be able to rotate it normally and at least another 3 to 4 months of rehab. Thankfully, I have gotten much of my lost strength back. About 50% of my strength is back. I will get the rest I assume

Funny Military Saying!!!!!!!
"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's One of the serious problems in planning the fight against American doctrine, is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine... - From a Soviet Junior Lt's Notebook "The best tank terrain is that without anti-tank weapons." -Russian military doctrine. ...At a prewar diplomatic conference, the Nazi Foreign Minister Ribbentrop "sniffed" to Eden and Churchill that if there was another war, the Italians would be on Germany's side! To which Churchill supposedly replied: "that seems only fair, we had them last time!"... "The reason the American Army does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the American Army practices it on a daily bas

Grade Me
Grade me []F = dang youre ugly []D = your parents must be hated []C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? []C = You're okay looking, but u need work... []C+ = You're just average []B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess []B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. []B+ = Pretty attractive. []A- = You're extremely attractive. []A = DANG YOUR SEXXXAY!! []A+ = ... will u go out with me [seriously] []A++= will you marry me []A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND KISS ME AND DON'T STOP []A++++=You, me, bed...NOW! YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!! Reply to me the grade you think I deserve. Re-post this as "Grade Me

My English Paper....
Caley Cook October 20, 2007 Love Conquers All, or does it? Writers use themes to set the scene for every type of literature there is from informative to narrative. Although different views are expressed in A Midsummer Night's Dream, by William Shakespeare, the most prevalent is that of love and the effect is has on us all one such example of this theme at play is in Act 1, scene 1 lines 232-239, "Things base and vile, folding no quantity, Love can transpose to form and dignity: Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind: Nor hath Love's mind of any judgment taste; Wings and no eyes figure unheedy haste: And therefore is Love said to be a child, Because in choice he is so oft beguiled." To fully appreciate Shakespeare’s quote from you must dissect it into small pieces and examine them closer to recognize the full scope the writer used in describing Love and the effects it has. When Helena speaks lines 233 and 234 she is telli

The Real Life Exboyfriend
yeah thats right he's been harrassing me on here for a while now so its time to add his dumbass to the pervs and jerks of fubar. his name is robby and he refuses to accept that ashtin is his and hasnt paid a lick of childsupport since ashtin was born. he keeps dodgeing the childsupport people and postponeing court dates for whatever reasons they wont tell me. i suggest just block him my friends before he moves on to harrassing ya'll. prelude mad man@ fubar

In You, Everything
In you I am whole… For in your eyes I see eternity right there lying just behind an eclipse of emotion. In your smile there is infinity within a whisper of burning love and firefly desires. In your song I hear the moonlight as it touches my skin in a gentle embrace of constant creation. In your kiss I know perfection as it washes over me a cascading waterfall of triumphant roses. Yes, in you I am whole. You are everything… For you are the summer the heat of inner passion the warmth that resides in the truth of my heart. You are the autumn the beauty of life in it's splendor as colors change to breathe in the taste of time. You are the winter the cool breeze of fresh possibilities dancing within the secrets of falling snowflakes. You are the spring the rebirth of hopes and dreams floating on the new scent of innocent flowers. Yes, you are everything. So, here it is I place my heart in your hands embrace it, adore it, cherish it, o

Prayers Are Really Needed Now
Update...I just received a phone call from my sister letting me know that my cousin David Dutrisac Jr. has stage 3 brain damage and is still in a level 1 coma...which means that he more than likely will never wake up. I ask that you all pray that my aunt does not have to make the decision to cut off life support. I Thank Everyone in advance for your prayers. MyHotComments Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

Naughty Quiz
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email

My Birthday Wish List.
I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY ON FUBAR FROM FRIENDS IF I MEAN ANYTHING TO THEM, I WANT... 1...A YEAR VIP FOR MY BIRTHDAY WISH LIST. OR A 2. 3 DAY BLAST..THAT'S WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY, THAT'S MY WISH LIST. I WILL GIVE SOMEONE 20,000 FUBUCKS IF THEY BUY ME ONE OF THOSE FOR MY BIRTHDAY ON DECEMBER 6TH OR AS AN EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT...THAT'D BE AWESOME. LOVE YOU ALL!

Pray For Baby Allyssa Update Dec 2nd
Update as of Dec 2nd 6am EST. We went upstairs about 5am and were amazed to see my baby girl was moving her arms, legs and lifting her head a little. She is also learning how to make noise over her trake. WOOO HOOO Click here to go to the Local TV News Artical HEAVENLY FATHER I CALL ON YOU RIGHT NOW IN A SPECIAL WAY. IT IS THROUGH YOUR POWER THAT ALLYSSA WAS CREATED. EVERY BREATH SHE TAKES, EVERY MORNING SHE WAKES , AND EVERY MOMENT OF EVERY HOUR, IS UNDER YOUR POWER.FATHER,I ASK YOU NOW TO TOUCH ALLYSSA WITH THAT SAME POWER. FOR IF YOU CREATED HER FROM NOTHING YOU CAN CERTAINLY RECREATE HER. FILL AYLLSSA WITH THE HEALING POWER OF YOUR SPIRIT. CAST OUT ANYTHING THAT SHOULD NOT BE IN HER, MEND WHAT IS BROKEN: ROOT OUT ANY UNPRODUCTIVE CELLS, OPEN ANY BLOCK ARTERIES OR VEINS AND REBUILD ANY DAMAGED AREA,OR TISSUES, REMOVE ALL INFLAMMATION AND CLEANSE ANY INFECTION. LET THE WARMTH OF YOUR HEALING LOVE PASS THROUGH ALLYSSA BODY TO MAKE NEW ANY UNHEALTHY AREAS SO THAT HER T

Really Cute
this is really cute .. What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend, someday you might feel like you have

I Dont Like This
i am not used to this site at all! what does nsfw mean? i keep getting logged out. why do you guys send me pictures of your thing? i dont want to see that. i would appreciate it if you dont do that. Megs

Merry Chritmas To Our Soldiers
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING

Ty Unloved
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us There still burns a passion inside me, A passion flaming with desire, The Flames will never be quenched, I long each night to feel your soft skin Gracefully touching me. Sending my heart racing with excitement. To cast mine eyes upon you elegant beauty. To softly caress your entire body, gently, carefully. Wanting ever so much to share my love within. My Desire to satisfy your every want & need. My Destiny is to be your ALL. To be with you as ONE.

Life As It Falls
As the last 3 weeks have past I never knew how difficult life could be... Things have taken a turn for the worst.. but I have one good thing out of it and thats the fact that im havin a baby girl.. Durring these 3 weeks I have lost just about everything.. I lost love, life and happyness.. The love is the mother of my baby girl, I was hopeing that we would get married and start our family but she left me for another person, my life was lost due to this because I lost the family I never had since she left me and its the most painful thing ive been through in life and along with that, that was all I ever wanted for happyness, I really wish things were different that she would see how much I really do care and how much it does hurt me inside.. I cant hide the pain no more crying myself to sleep everynight as I go to bed alone knowing that she is with someone else and that person gets to enjoy all the pleasentries of thisd pregnancy and I dont.. I know now im gonna miss out on alot of those

Thanks Hellcat :) Hellcats Hitlist !! Happy Holidays!!
JUST A REMINDER! DUE TO THE NEW BULLETIN SETTINGS, THIS IS ALWAYS KEPT IN MY BLOG TO REFER TO. PLEASE TAKE A MINUTE OF YOUR TIME AND STOP BY THE BLOG THIS IS KEPT IN AND RATE IT. (RE-RATE IT??) I'D GREATLY APPRECIATE IT! THANKS! CLICK THIS LINK TO GO THERE. IN A CONTEST OR GIVEAWAY? HOLDING A CONTEST OR GIVEAWAY?? ALWAYS FEEL FREE TO MAIL ME YOUR LINK! TO MAIL ME YOUR CONTEST PAGE LINKS CLICK HERE =^HELLCAT^= ************************************************************************ ************************************************************************ WHAT THE FU IS GOING ON THIS WEEK?? HAVE A LOOK!!! IT'S THE MISTLETOE CONTEST! BUY YOUR CRUSH OR FAVORITE FU A KISS!! CLICK THE COUPON FOR ALL INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO DO THIS. THIS IS A CONTEST AND WILL END ON DECEMBER 23RD! KISS AWAY!!! THE BIGGEST!! THE BEST!! THE MOST AWESOME GIVEAWAY ON FUBAR! BROUGHT TO YOU BY STEPHANIE LYNN. (y):D DROP IN AND HELP OUT YOUR FRIENDS! I'M SU

Of Mice And Men
OK, here we go.....confession time. I had a mouse in the house. A pretty, chocolate brown fellow. How I first found out he was living in sin with me? I'd find crumpled up Dove chocolates foil, on top of the stove. He was a chocolate lover like me! I left out peanut butter and cheese....he only wanted the Doves! I was amused at having my first mouse, being a big animal lover and all....but as time went on, he became bolder. He raced across the floor in front of the TV while I was watching it. Cooch, being as arthritic as she is, just whined and gave a small "ruff". Rattling pans in the kitchen cabinet, while I was in the next room! But the straw that broke the back, was one night as I lie reading in bed...didn't he scuttle into my room, and under the bed! A few years ago, squirrels had gotten into the crawl space in my parents home. At first, it didn't bother me. But I was working late hours and would hit the sheets about 8am. Exactly at the time I laid down to get some sleep

Her Beauty Speaks Without Words
I looked, I asked, and she replied She speaks of wonders when I look in her eyes Such a glorous sight Up high in the sky In the middle of the night when I feel I could die Her beauty reminds me To look within To find a key The answers are there grown in like a tree To unlock the god, the godess, and the animal in me

The World Is Gettin Fucked Up!
So I'm sitting here and as I smoke cigarette after cigarette, I just update my page hoping that someone may stumble upon it by accident and accidentally someone might give a fuck. The fact that I find everyday is that no one does. So does anyone care that our government is completely fucked? Does anyone care that we are blind? Does anyone realize the pace we are setting for ourselves? I've lived through ever grade of school and it seemed like I had relationship after relationship searching for this thing that I've never found. If we're supposed to date to get better at it, I must be flunking the class cause all I'm getting better at is fucking! Other than that, relationships just go the same place as the last one... no where! Can someone set me straight on this? I've worked my ass off just to watch a big portion of it go to some politician that's electing himself for a raise as you and I sleep at night. I'm literally getting more broke just so some old man can go home, after

Jesus Was A Truck Driver
jesus was a truck driver he made big hauls at night and there's a story a'the rest-stop on i-40 how he got into a bar fight jesus had been drinking shots playing quarters with his friends some dude got mad made fun of jesus' dad it's hard to punch with nails in your hands soon the place was in chaos barkeep got his sawed-off gun "boyus, take it outside or get shot in your hide" and they all left in a manic run out in the parking lot jesus was the center of the fight they fought teeth and nails jesus had kung-fu skills but that didn't save him from the knife old kid johnny johnnyson was an awful trucker to see one-foot beard nasty greased hair and at least 3 dozen fleas old kid johnny johnnyson was too drunk to punch or kick pull out his 'fly knife swung it sky high and brought it down at jesus' neck there was a scream of pain blood splattered his holy head silence took over the crowd they watched jesus go down that dude was biblically dead

Whatever May Come...
Life's a game we learn as we go... well, I'm still willing to play! Though, last month, I thought that I should just give up and stop playing! Because of someone very special to me, I learned that not everyone is out there to hurt me! He showed me that even a stranger can care. In the short amount of time that I've known him, he grew to be my best friend and something even more special! I love you, Baby! And soon, we will be gazing up at the stars!

The Raven
The Raven Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door- Only this, and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow;- vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow- sorrow for the lost Lenore- For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore- Nameless here for evermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me- filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating, "'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door- Some late visitor entreating entra

30%!!!
Thanks to everyone who has helped with my "Athena needs a camera" fund. I'm 30% to my goal! I appreciate all the help that everyone has given me. Just a little more to go, and I will be able to open MissAthenaHollow.com. !Yippee! If you are interested in donating just $2, please check out my Donate page. Spread the word and I just might have this camera by christmas! And the site up by New Years!!!! ~ Athena Hollow

We're Tying The Knot
> Tonight these two Fubarians > ¢¾ Life@ fubar > and > =^^=CaTMaN=^^=..Demon Crew@ fubar > will be Joined > in Fubar Matramony at 9:00 pm central time > in the > http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=50281

Hahahahaha
I love how people can be so judgemental. I posted a mumm about sex on a first date. And all i got back was "SLUT"... like i sleep around or something. If i was a slut, i wouldn't be going on 3 months without sex. I'd be going on MAYBE 3 days... but no. Yea, i've had sex on a first date before, and had a very successful relationship from it. It doesnt make me a slut. Whatever...

Burning Multiple Times To The Same Cd
Generally, when you burn files to a CD once, you’re done — you can’t burn to that CD again. Unless you use this little trick: First create a new folder and give it a descriptive name (something like “burn baby burn!” Kidding). Now put the files you want to burn into that folder, then go to the Applications folder and open the Utilities folder. Double-click on Disk Utility. When it comes up, go under the File menu, under New, and choose Disk Image from Folder, and then when the Open dialog appears, find that folder with the stuff you want to burn and click the image button. A Save dialog appears in which you can leave the name as is or choose a new name (leave the other controls alone), and then click Save. In a few moments, a disk image of your folder’s contents will appear in the list on the left side of the Disk Utility dialog. Click on that icon, and then click the burn button at the top left of the Disk Utility dialog. When you click the Burn button, a dialog will appear asking

What My Mother Taught Me…
My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done: “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside – I’ve just finished cleaning!” My mother taught me religion: “You’d better pray that stain will come out of the carpet.” My mother taught me about time travel: “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you right into the middle of next week!” My mother taught me logic: “Because I said so, that’s why.” My mother taught me foresight: “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.” My mother taught me irony: “Keep laughing and I’ll give you something to cry about.” My mother taught me about the science of osmosis: “Shut your mouth and eat your supper!” My mother taught me about contortionism: “Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!” My mother taught me about stamina: “You’ll sit there until all that spinach is finished.” My mother taught me about weather: “It looks as if a tornado swept through your room.” My

Creed-one Last Breath
Please come now I think I'm falling I'm holding to all I think is safe It seems I found the road to nowhere And I'm trying to escape I yelled back when I heard thunder But I'm down to one last breath And with it let me say Let me say Hold me now I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking That maybe six feet Ain't so far down I'm looking down now that it's over Reflecting on all of my mistakes I thought I found the road to somewhere Somewhere in His grace I cried out heaven save me But I'm down to one last breath And with it let me say Let me say Hold me now I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking That maybe six feet Ain't so far down Sad eyes follow me But I still believe there's something left for me So please come stay with me 'Cause I still believe there's something left for you and me For you and me For you and me Hold me now I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking

A Different Christmas
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty

Made By Drunken
Cali Rain Please Make This Beautiful Sweet Caring Girl Smile Go Show Her Page Some Love Rate It Fan Her Add Her Luv Her. You Never Know You Play Enough And You May JUst Make This Nice Girl Naughty. All You Have To Do Is Click My Picture And Make Me Moan Cali Rain If You Click Me I May Turn NaughtyAm I Naughty Or Nice She Got It.mp3 (repost of original by 'DrUnKeN ** Fu Owned By Cali Rain ** Ellies Man ** S

Damn Glad To Meet Ya!
Today's Horrorscope: You're in exactly the right mental state to meet -- and impress the heck out of -- new people. Go out of your way to network or just to say hello to strangers, because you never know who will turn out to be interesting.

A Solider's Christmas
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR

20 Random Things From Me.
I love to watch fires in the fireplace. It's relaxing, makes me drowsy. I'd like to parachute at least once in my lifetime. Lilacs are one of my favorite fragrant flowers, but my all time favorite flower is the wild violet. My favorite holiday meal is Prime Rib..with creamy horseradish sauce. I used to miss my old Toyota Tercel wagon, but now I think I miss my old Datsun 310 more. I don't vote as often as I should...it's because I intensely dislike most of the candidates from either side. And I strongly support term limits. Hear that Senator Byrd...

Sleepover Cake *for A Sleep Over*
Since sleepover parties aren't really about sleeping, let your wide-awake party-goers decorate the cookie faces to match their own features, then tuck them into this sweet bed. video Watch a step-by-step video demonstration of this recipe. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 baked 13- X 9- X 2-inch cake 6 cups frosting (pink and light pink) 5 Twinkies 5 marshmallows 5 vanilla or chocolate wafers Gel icing (pink and green) Mini jawbreakers Pink and green Fruit by the Foot Step 1 1. Turn the cake upside down and lightly frost it. To make the bodies, cut the Twinkies in half lengthwise and place the tops cut-side down on the cake bed. 2. Frost a pink sheet on the top third of the cake, flatten the marshmallows for pillows and position the wafer faces on the pillows. (Curly hair and big smiles can be made with gel icing; mini jawbreakers are perfect for eyes.) 3. Frost a light-pink blanket over the Twinkies and the remaining cake. For flowers, use pink and green gel icing; f

Hawaiian Beach Cake
Make a big splash at your Hawaiian luau with this beachy cake. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 baked 13- by 9- by 2-inch cake 2 1/2 cups blue frosting 1/4 cup white frosting 1 cup graham cracker crumbs Candy rocks Birthday candles Plastic Hawaiian dancers Candy flower sprinkles Plastic palm trees Fruit Stripe gum (surfboards) Plastic figures LifeSavers (inner tubes) Sour tape, cut into 1-inch lengths (beach blankets) Paper parasols Plastic dolphin or gummy fish 1. Lightly coat the entire cake with a thin layer of blue frosting. Swirl extra blue frosting on two thirds of the cake to create the ocean with waves and a curvy shoreline. Add whitecaps by squirting white frosting through a pastry bag. 2. To make the sandy beach, sprinkle graham cracker crumbs on the remaining third of the cake (the crumbs will stick to the thin layer of frosting). Next, let your kids help you turn the cake into a bustling beach. Arrange a circle of candy rocks around a candle bonfire.

Reason,season,or Lifetime
A friend sent me this a few years ago and I kept it because it does have great meaning to it. People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up

Omg I Can't Believe I'm Doing This
OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M GOING TO DO THIS…LOL BUT THE FIRST PERSON THAT CAN HELP ME LEVEL UP, WILL GET A PERSONAL(NSFW) GIFT FROM ME. BLASTS, HAPPY HOURS, COMMENTS, RATES, ANYTHING WILL BE APPRECIATED!!!

Wtf?! Oh, Come On Now!!
I am not in the mood this morning! Why would any guy in his right mind get on someone's ShoutBox and say something like this - "hi sexy have you ever been fuck in the ass?" Yeah, that's his grammar and punctuation!! I know that Fubar appears to be a sexual candy store, but come on! This is about the sleaziest pick-up line I've heard in awhile. No, I take that back - that was last week's little episode. And I quote - "u like sex? let's sex cam2cam" - Oh, I think NOT!!! Listen up, guys! We are not all here for the sex! I like my sex up close and personal, for the most part, lol. I am not so hard up that those lines will work with me. AND I DO NOT CAM!!!DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE!! AND DO NOT ENTER MY SHOUTBOX SAYING THAT KIND OF SHIT AGAIN!!! Thank you! Have a nice day, lol!

Easy Chicken With Veggies And Stuffin
* Prep Time: 5 min * Total Time: 20 min * Makes: 6 servings * Nutrition Information * Kraft Kitchens Tips * You May Also Enjoy Recipe * ¼ cup (½ stick) butter or margarine, divided * 6 small boneless skinless chicken breast halves (1½ lb) * 1⅓ cups water * 1 pkg (10 oz) frozen mixed vegetables * 1 pkg (6 oz) Stove Top Lower Sodium Stuffing Mix for Chicken 1. Melt 2 tbsp of the butter in large nonstick skillet on medium-high heat. Add chicken; cover. Cook 4 minutes on each side or until cooked through. Remove from skillet; cover to keep warm. 2. Add water, vegetables and remaining 2 tbsp butter to skillet; bring to boil. 3. Stir in stuffing mix just until moistened. Top with chicken; cover. Reduce heat to low; cook 5 minutes or until heated through. Nutrition Information (per serving) Calories 340 Total fat 12 g Saturated fat 5 g Cholesterol 90 mg Sodium 390 mg Carbohydrate 27 g Dietary fiber

Lounge/station Owners
Free lance DJ, looking to pick up a couple hours during friday or Saturday nights,preferably Prime time slots. You Want good numbers, I am the one to talk to. All metal all the time, if that fits your needs, hit me up. I am NOT looking for a permanent spot as my real life is to hectic, but if I am available I will gladly fill a slot for your station. I need 24 hours notice atleast. Did I mention one hell of an on air personality aswell? Thanx SDMF Crazyeyez Crazyeyez ¢¼SDMF¢¼ @ fubar PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH YOUR PEOPLE

The Way I Love You!!
When I think of looking into your eyes I wonder off to things unseen; I think of all the emotions, all the words, and everything in between. When I ponder everything we have shared and all the events that we have endured; That is when my fears are at bay and my heart is rest assured. At this moment I think of us and I believe that in your arms is where I belong; The feelings I have over the past couple of months have come to be so strong. My heart beats to its own tune when I hear your voice or see you appear; I cant say that i have a crystal ball or the future is clear. I know that I'm willing to jump at the chance to give you my heart, soul, and mind; In hopes that our relationship and bond will age as if a fine wine. I can tell you I love you and even that I care, but these words don't begin to touch the emotion; I wish you could see and feel all my devotion. When I wake up your the first one that I call, your voice just makes it a better day right from the beginning; W

Girlfriend Application
Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application" Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application" copy and paste this to a message and fill it out and send it to me 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked crap about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 1

Man...it Has Been A Long Three Days!
Geez, I Think This Rainy Weather Is Killing Me. For The Past Three Days I Haven't Done Absoultely Nothing! I Have Had This Damn Headache And It Just Won't Go Away! I Have Pretty Much Just Laid Around The Past Several Days. I Guess After Last Weekend I Was Pretty Much Wore Out. Best Friend And I Had Too Much Fun! I'll Get To That Later. :) I Was In A Fairly Good Mood Up Until About Sunday Night. I Called This Number That I Normally Call About Every Week And The Information That I Heard Was Really Disturbing. It Has Been Really Bothering Me But I Have Tried Not To Think About What Is Going On. I Seem Kinda Out There For Some Reason. Monday, I Did Get To See My Baby Kybear (Best Friends Daughter). She Is Such A Cutie. Her Little Butt Embarrassed Me. But She Did Make Me Laugh. She Always Makes Me Feel Loved. Then Dawn Pinches My Titty. LOL. One Day That Is Going To Get You In Trouble ;). Haha. You Know I Do It Better! LOL. I Don't Know If We Are Going Out This Weekend

Apricot Sauced Butterflied Pork Steaks Recipe
4 pork loin centre-cut, butterflied steaks, boneless 1 can 14 fl ozs. apricot halves, drained, reserving liquid 3 tbsps. frozen orange juice concentrate* 1 tbsp. granulated sugar 1/4 tsp. grated orange peel dash ground allspice 1 tbsp. cornstarch 1/4 cup chopped red onion 1 large firm pear, cored and sliced 1 tbsp. butter or margarine 1 1/2 cups seedless red grapes, halved salt and pepper, to taste Place pork steaks in a large plastic bag or in a non-metal sealable container. Combine apricot liquid, orange juice concentrate*, sugar, orange peel, and allspice and pour over steaks. Seal container and marinate steaks in the refrigerator a minimum of 30 minutes to a maximum of 24 hours. Remove steaks from marinade and reserve marinade. Place steaks on broiler pan; broil 5 inches from heat for 4 to 5 minutes on each side. Meanwhile, puree apricots and cornstarch in food processor. Saute onion and pear in melted butter in skillet for 3 minutes. Add reserved marinade; bri

The More You Know - Wednesday
I had a lot of fun making today's comment: Over a year ago (when I first made this one) I was going to make a theme for each weekday - Much like my Tuesday Train that's going in its 14th week ... (what a shock - going against the grain of the established themes) And for some reason I elected Wednesday As "The more you know" Wednesday (yeah like the commercial) So the Sisyphus was going to be the first of many fun filled facts of all things related to certain things (eg: hump, the origin of Wednesdays, etc.) You may recall a 'Sun' filled fact a few weeks ago? Well, I had fun, I spent an entire day researching facts, myths & lore on subjects That could be tied into the middle of the week. You might ask: "Well, then Greg - where's all this research"? about now ... Well, as it goes in many of my computer related projects: I got distracted and erased all but two of about 4 months of Wednesday facts! And for those who know me ... If I invest my ti

Great Quarterback/ Great Team/division Champs & Heading To The Playoffs
Heart Of A Champion It is a great day to be a Cowboy's fan. A great quarterback, a great team, Division Champs and heading to the playoffs. Having the heart of a champion is winning when you really shouldn't. In Buffalo, Tony Romo threw picks all over the place, and Buffalo was more than ready to play. In the 4th quarter, our team never stopped believing in themselves or their quarterback, and with the game on the line they showed the heart of a champion to win the game! This past Sunday our offense seemed to sputter off and on throughout the game. They were especially having trouble with third down conversions. Our defense struggled with Kitna and his timing based passing, and it looked like they were one step ahead. Would the Cowboys be handed their second defeat of the year and denied the NFC East Championship another week? Of course not. With the game on the line, and no timeouts, the ball was in Romo's hands once again. In a game where Detroit thought they had o

Life
life, it will let ya down, you get back up, and your thrown to ground. sometimes i wonder will i find the girl for me, or will i just be plundered. the thought never escapes, all the times i've tried, no body relates, i always get fried. all them girls promise everything they say one thing, and give you fuckin nothing. you give you give, and ya try and try, but all them girls, just like ta fry. they fry your heart and ya soul, never let down, or yall be schooled. i'm tired im so tired of lookin i want my girl i want her now will i find her? i hope so now. i hope she holds me i hope she's cool someday ill find her, and ill make yall drool. please lord let me find her soon, i need my love, i need my life, i need my one, to tell me, itll be alright. lord send me mine send me my love, make us work, and fit like a glove. ill keep lookin, cuz thats what i do, then one day girl, itll be just me and you.

Down Rater Show Him Som Fubar Love
After he down rated me he left a message for me::::: I actually did the ask thing based on the black hair pic. Not that ugly girl. Ha. Scott Oh, I'm new to this site. Is this working? http://fubar.com/user/54209

Porn For Sale On Fubar
If i wanted to pay for porn, I'd rent a movie or go to a porn site..The sale of personal porn (people asking for blasts and VIPS for access to their private folder) is not what this site was about when it was started. SHAME ON YOU BABYJESUS FOR LETTING THIS HAPPEN. Its not like its costing them money to put pictures on here. This site use to be about people, now its seems its about self promotion, or ego stroking each other until we all believe we are 10's or 11's, or insulting each other in the comfort of a mumm. YAWN.

Us Refuses ' Any Wounded Soldier' Mail
By JAY REEVES, Associated Press Writer Tue Dec 11, 2:22 PM ET BIRMINGHAM, Ala. - Hundreds of thousands of holiday cards and letters thanking wounded American troops for their sacrifice and wishing them well never reach their destination. They are returned to sender or thrown away unopened. ADVERTISEMENT Since the Sept. 11 attacks and the anthrax scare, the Pentagon and the Postal Service have refused to deliver mail addressed simply to "Any Wounded Soldier" for fear terrorists or opponents of the war might send toxic substances or demoralizing messages. Mail must be addressed to a specific member of the armed forces — a rule that pains some well-meaning Americans this Christmas season. "Are we going to forget our soldiers because we are running in fear?" Fena D'Ottavio asked. The suburban Chicago woman was using her blog to encourage friends to send mail to unspecified soldiers until she learned of the ban, which she called a sad commentary on society. Last season, d

Changes In My Life
Well, as u all know..I have been single for most of my time on here...not anymore... I have met someone who has completely stolen my heart...we became "officially" together on Nov. 18th & will be celebrating our one month together...AWWWWWWWWWWW....ANYWAY!...lol... That doesn't mean I am not the same person that I was...just means that the flirting....& other nonsense stops...or goes to a WAY below minimum on my part.... I WILL NOT give out my number...for those of who do have it...you have it for a reason...I consider you a friend....& you can still text me or call me anytime....he does not have a problem with me having men friends...he has PLENTY of female friends...so he would be a hypocrite to say something...am I right or wrong? I am 90% happy with him....only 90% because he lives in Louisiana & I live in TX....although we do try to make a point of talking & texting everyday...& being online together....NOTHING compares to when I actually do get to spend time with him.

Hello All
well hello everyone i just want to let everyone know that its a rough time in my life right now so if im not on alot that is why to make a very long upsetting story ill put it to you like this everything that i live for in my life my daughter and the love of my life that i lost i am fighting for cuz i have lost them both right now and with all that said i am going to spend the chrismas holiday with my mom and my daughter that is currently living out of my care due to pure bull shit but merry christmas and please to all have a wonderful new year hoooorrrraaay to 2008 maybe that is the turn around point in my life so i cant wait for that day to come with love to all peace

Two Months Poem
this is kind of a rough draft any ideas would be helpful thank you, i know i posted this early sorry glitter-graphics.com ......TWO MONTHS...... its been two months since you have been gone you haven't been forgotten you are always in our hearts and minds you crossed that bridge with what we hope was us in your mind a day doesn't go by that we dont think of you we wish that you knew we hope you know that we loved you very much and we think of you all day through. i dont ever think our hearts will heal without the one we loved so dear, we wish we knew why God wanted you. you were so precious and dear the one we wanted near now your an angel in heaven R.I.P Precious Angel we miss you! 02-02-02--09-16-07 glitter-graphics.com

Breakfast Burrito
Vegetable spray 1 medium red bell pepper -- seeded and diced 4 medium button mushrooms -- sliced, up to 6 2 scallions -- chopped 1/2 cup corn kernels fresh or frozen and thawed 2 tablespoons chopped cilantro 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 1/2 teaspoon black pepper 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 cup egg substitutes (about 2 eggs beaten) 1/4 cup shredded low-fat provolone or Swiss cheese 2 10 inch flour tortillas Makes 2 servings The idea of wrapping skillet eggs in a flour tortilla provides a nice change of pace. Heat a lightly sprayed nonstick skillet. Add the pepper, mushrooms, and scallions and saute for 5 to 7 minutes. Stir in the corn and seasonings and cook for 2 to 3 minutes more. Whisk in the eggs and cook over mediu

Downraters On Fubar.
.just for all of you to know about these accounts who have been low rating us ,for the last hour or so all belong to one IP Address and we know who have it,this IP Address has been reported to the Admin. Giuliana@ fubar Voila@ fubar RICKY@ fubar and those other 2 accounts have the same IP Address they viewed us after but we get them before they hit the rating. Leila@ fubar michelle_wdwrth@ fubar

Men's Thoughts During Love Making
MEN'S THOUGHTS DURING LOVE MAKING *Kissing/Light Petting* What he hopes you're thinking: "Oh, I can't resist: I'm powerless before your seductive ways!" What he's afraid you're thinking: "Garlic breath--ewwww!" *Undressing* What he hopes you're thinking: "My God, look at the size of that!" What he's afraid you're thinking: "My God, look at the size of that!" *Foreplay/Oral Sex* What he hopes you're thinking: "I could worship at the alter of your impressive manhood for hours." What he's afraid you're thinking: "If he doesn't warn me before he cums, I'm going to kill him." *Penetration* What he hopes you're thinking: "You stallion, you're splitting me in half!" What he's afraid you're thinking: "Is it in yet?" *Your Orgasm* What he hopes you're thinking: "Yes, (his name here), yes!" What he's afraid you're thinking: "I deserve an Academy Award for this performance." What he's even more afraid you're thinking: "Yes, (other guy's name here), yes!" *Po

Skillet Festive Chicken
2 1/2 pounds frying chicken pieces 1 cup all-purpose flour 1 1/2 teaspoons garlic salt 1/4 teaspoon chili powder 2 tablespoons oil 1 can diced tomatoes 1 can diced green chiles 1 can sliced black olives 1/2 cup onion -- diced 1/8 cup chopped fresh cilantro 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder hot cooked rice Rinse chicken well. In a bag combine flour, salt and chili powder. Shake chicken a few pieces at a time in flour mixture to coat. In large skillet brown chicken in oil. In bowl combine remaining ingredients except rice, mix well. Pour mixture over chicken. Simmer, covered, 40 minutes or until done. Serve over rice.

If Santa Answered His Letters Honestly... Lol
Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a fucking book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna giv

Please Read If Your A Friend
Okies well I dont even know how to start this or even how it will come out. I just feel like alot of friendships on here have started to fade or have changed. I dont know why.. but I dont want to lose any of you. Especially in my family. I have you all there for a reason and would like to keep you there. :) I know I have been kind of distant.. sometimes I become that way. Not cause I dont want to talk to you just the way I am. I have been sick too this past week and just finally getting over it. So I have been around but not really. So I guess maybe this has made me feel soo distant and I hate that feeling. Soo I just hope that I can find what I lost with each of you. And that you will also come to me cause if I feel a disconnection.. I assume you guys do too :) If you don't want to .. then let me know now. I have put soo much into friendships in the past.. recent past that didnt work out. I can't take anymore sad endings.. at least when it comes to friendships right now.

They're Waving At Me
Every year, I experience an odd moment shortly after my family and I arrive at the country house we rent in Montana. I drive down a back road, minding my own business, when I gradually realize that people are waving at me. They wave from their pickups and cars, barely lifting their hands off the steering wheel. At first the gesture is unsettling. I wonder if they are trying to tell me my lights are on or a tire is flat. Or perhaps it is a case of mistaken identity. I've never seen most of these people, so who do they think they are waving at? Then I remember. I'm not in the city anymore. And if anything distinguishes city folk from country folk, it's that in rural areas people make a habit of waving at strangers. Soon I'm waving at everyone too. I lift my fingers a little from the steering wheel, and the other driver lifts his. Or I shift my arm outward a bit as it rests on the window frame, raising my palm, and the other driver does likewise. One needn't be too obvious or exuberant

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- - Jingle Bells,! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

A Few Of My Fav Orite Things...
So to go along with my last semi thought out blog... here are a few things I want for Christmas... or any other time. 1) Passionate Kissing~ Deep soft wet teasing kisses that yearn for more. The kiss that makes your breath pause and time slow down. The soft feeling of someone else's face against mine. Their lips softly pressed to mine. My tongue teasing their lips. You know the kiss. When you part lips so slightly and you can feel your bottom lip quiver, just waiting to meet again. I'm an equal opportunity kisser I like girls and boys although I think girls are slightly ahead of the game. 2)Intellect~ I love intelligent men. Nothing turns me on faster than a man with quick wit, sexy humor, and the ability to carry on an intelligent conversation. I also have a special love for large words and a man who can use them...Oh my. 3) The way some girls walk~ I love the way a woman can walk with confidence but still have a little wiggle to her walk. The sway of a woman's ass and the b

Native American Commandments
Native American Commandments Treat the Earth and all that dwell thereon with respect. Remain close to the Great Spirit. Show great respect for your fellow beings. Work together for the benefit of all Mankind. Give assistance and kindness wherever needed. Do what you know to be right. Look after the well being of mind and body. Dedicate a share of your efforts to the greater good. Be truthful and honest at all times. Take full responsibility for your actions. Great Spirit, give us hearts to understand; never to take from creation's beauty more than we give; never to destroy wantonly for the furtherance of greed; never to deny to give our hands for the building of earth's beauty; never to take from her what we cannot use. Give us hearts to understand that to destroy earth's music is to create confusion; that to wreck her appearance is to blind us to beauty; that to callously pollute her fragrance is to make a house of stench; that as we care for her she wil

I'm Not God Fearing I'm God Loving
I'm not God fearing...I'm God loving. NO I don't think God is gonna STRIKE me down if I do something that He/She doesn't like...NO I don't think I'm gonna be PUNISHED if I don't follow the laws of The Book. I believe in Free-will. I believe that God allows us to make our own moves and suffer the consequences or reap the benefits. Cats be comin at me with that 'God is gonna get you' mentality. Stop and think about some of the bullisht your doin to yourself and think about the consequences of your actions. We punish ourselves...This is what I call 'Life Lessons'...God allows things to happen to us to learn from it...whatever that thing may be. That's why I don't stress too much about stuff...it's whatever. If you don't THINK before you ACT then shit happens...be ready and keep smiling baby. *bendicion*

Hidden Pain
I hurt deep inside this weak body of mine. When will they all see I'm really not fine? The pain I live with day after day will never go away. I cry for help in that hospital bed I lay. When will the doctors figure out what has taken over my corpse? Hopefully it's not something bad, and definitly not the worst. All I want is some help for this disease. Can someone help me please oh please? By..me Stacie Arnold

Cognitive Distortions
In Feeling Good: The New Mood Therapy Revised and Updated, David Burns highlights 10 distorted thinking patterns that work against a healthy outlook on life. Distorted Thinking Patterns (Cognitive Distortions) All-Or-Nothing Thinking - You see things in black-and-white categories. If your performance falls short of perfect, you see yourself as a total failure. Overgeneralization - You see a single negative event as a never-ending pattern of defeat. Mental Filter - You pick out a single negative defeat and dwell on it exclusively so that your vision of reality becomes darkened, like the drop of ink that colors the entire beaker of water. Disqualifying the positive - You dismiss positive experiences by insisting they "don't count" for some reason or other. In this way you can maintain a negative belief that is contradicted by your everyday experiences. Jumping to conclusions - You make a negative interpretation even though there are no definite facts that convincingly support

Hot Questions!
I'm really interested in the responses from these questions. So please tell me about yourself. I'll go first and then you respond. 1. Would you bang or pass the chance? BANG 2. What State do you live in? OHIO 3. What color eyes do you have? GREEN 4. What zodiac sign are you? AQUARIUS 5. Favorite position to have sex? DOGGY...I'M VERY FLEXIBLE 6. Would you ever star in a porn movie given a chance? NOPE 7. Favorite place to have sex? IN PUBLIC 8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercing's? YES BOTH 9. Do you perfer shaved, trimmed or natural on your partner? TRIMMED 10. Are you the one who makes the first move do you just hope they do? DEPENDS BUT I WILL MAKE THE MOVE 11. What would you do if you was in a hot tub with me? GET NAKED 12. Do you like anal sex? HELL NO 13. Worst sexual experience you ever had? HE HAD A SMALL DICK 14. Best sexual experience you ever had? IT LASTED 2 DAYS 15. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? GET NAKED

My Hand Won't Stop Shaking.
Three old guys are sitting around complaining. The first guy says, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I almost cut my ear off." The second guy says, "My hands shake so bad that when I ate breakfast today, I spilled half my coffee on my toast." The third guy says, "My hands shake so bad that the last time I went to pee I came taking my cock out."

Story
If you see yourself as hearing or acting in a story, you probably have the feeling that others are controlling your life and making choices for you. While the narrator of the story is probably unknown to you, he or she represents the person controlling your life. If you feel that you are the narrator watching yourself in a story, this may indicate uncertainty about the choices you are currently making in your life. You are wanting to test them without consequence before acting on them in waking reality.

Got This From An Email That My Cousin Sent Me
IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING: My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "You gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said “we're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back$1 and 75 cents

Music
Song 1: Everything I Wasnt Current mood: Heartbroken Everything I Wasnt: You said i made you happy, You said you loved me till death, I treated you like a queen and let nothing bad happen, but all i got in return was heart break and depression, All i wanted was to make you happy, i guess that wasnt good enough, all i wanted was to see you smile, i guess i wasnt good enough, we broke it off, you found another, he broke ur heart and i jumped to try again for you, you say i love you more, and to me that doesnt work, i need a girl to love me, even if i am ugly, i know its hard to ask for, i know i rush things, but all i want in life is, to be with you, and i want to be with you until my life ends, i guess its to late for that, since i ruined it forever, i was sad but not no more, because i accepted it. i accepted that i ruined it, i accepted that i fucked us over, now i have to live with the fact, that i lost someone i loved so very much. -Josh I know

Sarge's Bad Girls Of Fubar Rules
Sarge's Bad Girl Rules This Is A Pimpout Not A Group To Be Added To The The Pimpout This Is What You Need To Do 1.Fan,Rate & Add Me (When Sending A Friend Request... Let Me Know You Want To Be Added To The Pimpout 2.Fan,Rate & Add Others In The Pimpout 3.Just Help Me & Others In The Pimpout By Rating Stash,Blogs & Pics 4.Always Fan Rate All New Bad Girls 5.Repost All Bulletins About Sarge's Bad Girls

Penny's
Why is it that when people go to a Hotel or Motel , an leave a penny or maybe a few like 4 cents they think its WHAT? well as being the one of whom cleans rms like that it just is not nice, so next time u want to leave a tip for the lady whom will clean up after you, no matter what the rm looks like________ is a mess or not think b4 u leave a penny of such , for she counts on them tips at times to make it through the wk , or just DON'T leave one at all , to fined no tip is better than to find what a penny is left in aplace,,,, thanx f rom the HOUSEKEEPING >>>> MERRY FRIGGIN CHRISTMAS U PENNY GIVER'S

Truth Of My Soul Pain Of My Spirit
I aint been on here since october since my aunt died which ever since i aint been the same. Ive been more depressed since shes left than I ve ever been in my life. I used to go to bars with her and she was always the one to buy drinks even for a stranger thats just how she was. I miss her everyday more and more this christmas with out her didnt seem the same and the rest never will. Every day I go through life wondering if I even want to go on with my life alot of the time I dont. Unfortunately I do. I have thoughts going through my head of close family members Ive lost and thoughts of the women who have crushed my heart and it gets to me Im the type of guy who doesnt have the balls to let that shit go cuz when u fall in love and the women crushes ur heart u lose ur mind and it hurts and the pain never goes away. Us guys just want to know why? Why do u crush are hearts when we put everything into these relationships love u with all are heart then all of a sudden u dont want nothing to

Woman's Death Classified As Homicide
I have tragic news that my best friend Rita thought that I should blog about it. Just in case if anyone knows Heidi, who had her on their page and wonder what happen to her. Heidi wasnt just a 360 friend of mine, she was a personal friend as well. Just wanted to let you all know that she was murdered last Tuesday between 12 noon & 2.pm she was shot in the head several times, I am just so devastated and sad and to think what that poor woman must of had went through during her last moments here on earth. They have the police and homicide detectives all over this case, her children cant say anything until this case is solved. One of her son's couldnt get in touch with her over the phone and got worried about her, so he went over to her house to check on her and found her dead in her bedroom on the floor. Soon as this happened she was taken off yahoo, etc. We believe that the detectives had taken her computer and all her data out to try to find out what ever they can. She just e-mailed me

The Gift
The spark of passion: chemistry The simmering of blood and heart The speed of passion: furious Almost over before it begins The length of passion: timeless Its memory will always live The art of passion: timing Knowing when to accept, to give

Rant - Nsfw
Ok, so today was the day, decided its time. If you can't handle profanity and general mean attitude turn away now. First off. Fucking Drive YOUR GOD DAMN CAR. Don't eat your fucking salad cause you weight 800 pounds and need to lose weight, Drive. I mean we all know that a salad is healthy, bur for some reason the idea that you can do that and drive does not compute. Lets face it to eat a salad you have to 1 hold the plate, and 2 hold the god damned fork. This does not leave you a fucking hand to hold the damn steering wheel. Second part of driving is GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE. No seriously. We all have them. But driving up 95 in bumper to bumper when you are texting is not a good idea. Seriously, drive. Driving in and of itself is not hard. But when you complicate it by doing other miscelaneous things you are just making it hard for the rest of us to get where the fuck we want to go. So DRIVE don't text, don't eat your fucking salad, just drive. Rant 2 for the day

Forgotten
I'm giving up on everything Because you messed me up Don't know how much you Screwed it up You never listened That's just too bad Because I'm moving on I won't forget You were the one that was wrong I know I need to step up and be strong Don't patronize me Have you forgotten Everything that I wanted Do you forget it now You never got It Do you get it now Gotta get away There's no point in thinking about yesterday It's too late now It won't ever be the same We're so different now I know I wanna run away I know I wanna run away Run away If only I could run away If only I could run away Run away I told you waht i wanted I I told you waht i wanted What I wanted But I was forgotten I won't be forgotten Never Again

Life
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who gives you a chance and treats you right forget about the ones who dont and believe that everything happens for a reason for if you get a chance take it if it changes your life let it nobody said it would be easy thye said it would be worth it.

He Couldn't Handle The Depth Of My Love...
If... If,I tell you that I love you,I'm not playing games with you,my feelings are real... If,I tell you that you are the Only one,believe me,cause if you don't,you may regret,how it will make you feel... If,I'm spending alot of time with you,know that my words,an my heart will Only reveal what's true... If you Only knew, A long time ago,I gave my heart Only to you... Why question my love,an how I feel toward you, It's been you all along, What is a girl to do... To be continued...

The Day After
Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurting-- even the mouse. The toys were all broken, their batteries dead; Santa passed out, with some ice on his head. Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor, while Upstairs the family continued to snore. And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks and jeans, Went into the kitchen and started to clean. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the sink to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a little white truck, with an oversized mirror. The driver was smiling, so lively and grand; The patch on his jacket said "U.S. POSTMAN." With a handful of bills, he grinned like a fox Then quickly he stuffed them into our mailbox. Bill after bill, after bill, they still came. Whistling and shouting he called them by name: "Now Dillard's

The Golden Compass
Saw this yesterday. The movie is a fantasy story that reminded me quite a bit of Fellowship of the Ring, the first of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. It deals with oppression of the government and necessity of freedom as told through a number of characters as this group is developed for future stories. The books are a trilogy, and this story is certainly told as the first of many. The daemons add a unique effect as additional characters in the movie. And the Icebears are impressive, being very large polar bears. Its the size expectation I had for Aslan in the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. This movie is not for small children, and has a couple of very dark scenes that are pretty intense. Overall I enjoyed it, and look forward to the future sequels if this did well enough in the box office to justify.

Cowboys Week 17 Preview
GAME PREVIEW: COWBOYS @ REDSKINS Cowboys (13-2) vs. Redskins (8-7) Sunday, December 30, 3:15 PM CT on FOX Week 17 Preview: The Dallas Cowboys have nothing to play for as it relates to their playoff positioning for the season when they meet the Redskins at FedEx Field in the regular season finale. They have already clinched home-field advantage throughout the playoffs with Green Bay's loss to Chicago last week. However, a win would set a new franchise record for most wins in a season, and it is always sweet to beat the Redskins. A Dallas win would probably knock the Redskins out of the playoffs as well. The Cowboys will be resting a lot of their starters, and even the ones that do play probably won't see more than a half of game action, but that still doesn't mean that we won't be trying to win this game. Wade Phillips has continued all week the importance of winning this game all week, so it should be very competitive. You have to applaud the

Bad News...
last night, after work i got bad news of a friends passing.. he was a wonderful person that i knew through song.. he was on his way home yesterday from visiting his children in san antonio.. he will be missed greatly. R.I.P Ernie.. we will miss you always.

L.o.v.e
i am a person who heart has never been broken i guess love to me was never spoken i been through situations, the things unknown my hearts been borrowed never owned the situation i go through my heart wonders why? if all was real or just a lie my hearts an amateur to this thing called LOVE the choices i have to make, is very tough the fact of hurting someone or getting hurt by the honesty of it or the lies and dirt with my situation my heart seeks advice whether to follow my instinct or say goodbye cause being in love you end up with 2 options the path of learning to let go or self destruction like one has told me, only time can tell it's the journey of finding out, suceed or fail my heart has this scared feeling of being hurt but as i am learning, cearly my hearts alert so as i take this journey of finding out all of what love has to offer and what it is about through the stories and advices told, i soon will see and my heart will no longer wonder about LOVE!!!!!!

Another Random Entry
i've just been noticing since i've signed up that more and more people are posting "mumms" that are not mumms. mumm- make up my mind. the last one i read said, do you like no strings attached sex..? that isn't even close to a mumm. another thing i've noticed is a lot of people on this site like to fan you, rate you, but then not add you. if you're going to that much trouble, go ahead and add me...i mean i'm either going to say yes or no. but if you are that anal about a few trivial points from getting a friend request then don't even fan or add me. i don't do that stuff when i browse people i want to be friends with. it's just dumb.

Protect Me From Enemies
Fight my enemies, Lord! Attack my attackers! Sheild me and help me. Aim your spear at eveyone who hunts me down, but promise to save me. let all who want to kill me be dissapointed and disgraced. Chase away and confuse al lwho plan to harm me. Send your angel after them and let them be like straw in the wind. Make them run in the dark on a slippery wind. as your angel chases them. I did them no harm, but they hid a net to trap me, and they dug a deep pit to catch and kill me. Surprise them with disater! Trap them in their own nets and let them fall and rot in the pits they have dug. Liars accuse me of crimes I know nothing about. They repay evil for good, and I feel all alone. When they were sick, I wore sackcloth and went without food. I truly prayed for THEM, as I would for a friend or a relative. I was i nsorrow and mourned, as I would for my mother. I have stumbled, and worthless liars I don't even know surround me and sneer. W

Mum's
ok i just read a mum about should stupid ppl be aloud to breed. well ijust have to say someting on that subject. yes stupid ppl get on my last nerve but so do ppl who judge. take it from someone who has been judged as being stupid a few times because i'm blonde and have a high voice and i tend to ignore asshole's who think that about me. well i think it's just funnier than hell to slam them know it alls and just show them who is the stupid one . and this from a women when she went to collage had a 3.5 gpa and not a 4.0 only because i went to class hungover to often and lol i can't spell.so stop judging others by yourself. so next time you want to know if stupid ppl should be aloud to breed. use a condom next time you have sex and you will have your answer . thank's from sweet little me

The Tie's That Bind
You meet me at the door in a short black mini skirt and a white blouse With the button's open 3 down Exposing your sexy cleavage.As I enter I grab you by the hair Kissing you hard and wantingly.You kiss back and we kiss as i push my way in and close the door behind me. We break our kiss I look and tell you I want you and I take your hand and tell you you are mine. I blind fold you and lead you to the bedroom your heart racing wildly.Pounding in fear and wonderment. I take your hand an you feel the tie go around it then the other I tie you in the middle of the room standing. I begin to undress you slowly. Your shirt then your skirt there you are exposed to my every want I begin to touch you kissing you biting you you feel my teeth on your nipples hard pain shot throw you then pleasure as a suck on the large erect nipples of your's. I push you to your knee's and you hear my zipper go down You feel the head of my hardness rub your lip's you reach out for it but I g

Maybe A Mistake After A Year After All! Great Way To Start 2008!!
I do not know what happened tonight but I had enough of him breaking things, losing things and stuff. so I ended up jumping to the wrong conclusion and about something not really that important I guess. I did apologize after it was all over but i doubt if it made a difference. There are 2 of the same mem cards for the PS2 and I thought he had his mom's which I bought. I also bought 2 new controllers last year and the one lasted for all of like 4 months... then he said it was broken. So when the mem card he was using did not have the initials on it that it had before I thought he had his mom's. His mom got really pissed cause I got pissed about him losing, breaking and misusing things. Now I am not used to this and she more or less just lets it blow over. I am making him pay me back for a game he ruined of my son's. All she would have done was paid for it for him and that would have been it. I have been trying to help but it really is not working too well I think. I am g

Fu-couple Contest
My fu-hubby and I have entered a rates contest for fu-couple of the year...The contest will end the 20th of Jan. @ midnight. So do me a huge favor and click on the link below to rate our pic for us :D Remember its rates only so dont worry about posting comments just rate the pic and tell your friends to do the same thank you for any help that you can give us we appreciate it very much

Apple Sausage Rolls
1 lb. turkey sausage 2 C diced apples 2 C bread crumbs 1 small onion, diced Serves 8 Preheat oven to 350° F. On waxed paper, roll out sausage into a rectangle 1/2-inch thick. Combine apples, bread crumbs, and onions; spread over meat. Start from the long end and roll as for jelly roll. Place in 9x13-inch baking dish. Bake for 45 minutes. Per Serving: 263 Cal 10g Fat 16g Protein 31g Carb 50mg Chol 673mg Sodium Exchanges: 2 Meat 1-1/2 Bread 1/2 Veg 1/2 Fruit 1 Fat

Part3 Military Pimp Out
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Asparagus Quiche Lorraine
1 unbaked pie shell (or use ready made pie shell) 3/4 cup diced cooked chicken 1/4 cup finely diced ham 1 1/4 cups shredded Swiss cheese 2 cups cooked asparagus, cut 1/2-inch size 3 eggs milk nutmeg pepper offerings from the oven Makes 6 Servings Preheat oven to 425°F. Place cooked chicken and ham in pie shell. Arrange shredded cheese evenly over all. Break eggs into a large measuring cup; add milk to level of 1 1/4 cup marker. Add a pinch of nutmeg and a dash of pepper. Beat well with fork. Pour mixture into pie shell. Top with cooked asparagus. Bake at 425° for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 300° and continue baking 30 to 40 minutes more, or until knife inserted in center comes out clean. Let set 5 minutes before slicing into wedges to serve.

Please Re Check The Family List
We have been going over the family list and found that there were 2 accounts that should not have been on the list and have added a few new members. Please go back over the family list and update yourself on all the rebels rule family . If you have not added someone please do so and please be sure to read all the homepage bulletins and blogs. We are here to help each other not only in bombing but in any way possible i.e. leveling/promoting. Thank You, Come Luv Me Nocturnal Mistress

Contest Promoters To Stay Away From
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Update 01/07/2008
hello all well this week wasn't too bad but there was a little set back this week instand of the counts going up they came down the counts was 86 thousands but this week the counts are 63 thousands and i only gain 2 pounds this week hahahaha i glad for that i feel like a cow feeling a little depressed this week because of this but will put the head up a little higher this week to i see the dr next week i'm getting tried of going to the dr and being pick with a needle every week you would swear i am a junky with the marks on my arm but i'm not its getting harder to get blood out of my arms they keep running away because they don't like this as i know i have to do this but i don't want to i made a stop this week and had a talk with and old wise man and woman on my way back from the dr and told them i have had enough and to make me better so i could enjoy life so lets see if it works ........ well the next appointment is 01/14/2008 i will let you all know what happens then take care and e

Yearning
Dawn of morning light emerges Like a restless unbound soul, Illuminating the barren walls Where darkness took it's toll. Caressing my face with warmth Lingering like a summer day, Slowly my senses awaken Bright sunbeams guide the way. My first thought is as always Your memory haunts my heart, Another day passes without you Languishing that we are apart. My day starts much the same Treading the moments of life, Longing to hear your inner voice And end this feeling of strife. Eagerly rushing through the day All tasks that must be done, My heart cries out to be with you To watch the setting sun. If I could span the many miles That separate our love, I'd soar across the vast blue sky And land peaceful as a dove. My heart always yearns the day We no longer need be alone, Until that time my ache will grow For my love is cast in stone.

In Love With You.....
Just a gentle whisper Told me that you'd gone Leaving only memory Where did we go wrong? I couldn't find the words then So let me say them now I'm still in love with you Tell me that you love me Tell me that you care Tell me that you need me And I'll be there I'll be there waiting I will always love you I will always stay true There's no one who loves you like I do Come to me now I will never leave you I will stay here with you Through the good and bad I will stand true I'm in love with you Now we're here together Yesterday has past Life is just beginning Close to you at last And I promise to you I will always be there I give my all to you Living life without you Is more than I can bear Hold me close forever I'll be there.... I'll be there for you I will always love you I will always stay true There's no one who loves you like I do This I promise... I will never leave you I will stay here with you

I Never Understand These Things....
Today I ran into a former female acquaintance whom I havent seen in a few years! After we played "catch-up" I made the comment on why we didnt take the relationship to the next level (sexual) and she replied that she was waiting for me to make the first move! But here's the rub, she said "No" every single time I made an advance on her and NOW she says she was waiting for me to make the move?!?!? WTF..When a woman says NO she means NO, period!!!! I understand and respect that!! But how do you know if they REALLY mean it? Do you think women enjoying confusing us men?

Triple Chocolate Bliss Cake
Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 2 hr Makes: 18 servings, one slice each 1 pkg. (2-layer size) chocolate cake mix 1 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Chocolate Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 4 eggs 1/2 cup oil 1/2 cup water 3 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, divided 1 pkg. (8 squares) BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate 1-1/2 cups raspberries PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Lightly grease 12-cup fluted tube pan or 10-inch tube pan. Beat all ingredients except whipped topping, chocolate and raspberries in large bowl with electric mixer on low speed just until moistened. Beat on medium speed 2 min. scraping bowl occasionally. Pour into prepared pan. BAKE 50 min. to 1 hour or until wooden toothpick inserted near center comes out clean. Cool in pan 10 min. Loosen cake from side of pan with knife or metal spatula and gently remove cake. Cool cake completely on wire rack. Place on serving plate. RESERVE 2 Tbsp. of the whipped to

Bye
Well kids, it's been a surreal past 2 months or so. Let's see : 1. I've spent way too much time here. 2. I've gotten many a headache here. 3. I've met some interesting people. 4. I've met some people,well, who really don't heed my advice...even though I think it's given with compassion. All i can say is..to use the old tired cliche' ...you made your bed...now you have to lay in it. 5. And finally I've gotten my heart broken..serves me right...for believing anything online. I mean, hey it's on the internet...it's got to be true,right? Anyways, I leave you with these pearls of wisdom : Be honest with one another. Be nice. Be smart...and not too trusting... unless of course you want to end up like me, pouring my heart out (and yes crying a lot) for what? Go outside...meet people. There's more to life than some stupid website. That's what I plan on doing. It's quite refreshing....doing away with this digital anchor. ----------------- I found the grief With

Mocha Layer Cake
Prep Time: 30 min Total Time: 2 hr Makes: 16 servings 1 pkg. (2-layer size) chocolate cake mix 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Chocolate Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 4 eggs 1 container (8 oz.) BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream 1/2 cup oil 1/2 cup plus 1 Tbsp. water, divided 3/4 cup GENERAL FOODS INTERNATIONAL, any coffee flavor, divided 1 pkg. (8 squares) BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, divided 2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping 2 Tbsp. butter or margarine 1 Tbsp. corn syrup PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Beat cake mix, dry pudding mix, eggs, sour cream, oil, 1/2 cup of the water and 1/2 cup of the flavored instant coffee in large bowl with electric mixer on low speed just until moistened, stopping frequently to scrape side of bowl. Beat on medium speed 2 min. or until well blended. Chop 4 squares of the chocolate; stir into batter. Pour evenly into 2 greased and floured 9-inch round cake pans. BAKE 40 to 45 min. or until toothpick inserted in cente

Double-chocolate Layered Torte
Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 1 hr 50 min Makes: 16 servings, one slice each 1 pkg. (2-layer size) chocolate cake mix 4 squares BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, melted 1/2 cup strawberry jam 1-1/2 cups sliced strawberries 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed 1-1/2 tsp. powdered sugar PREHEAT oven to 350ºF. Lightly grease two 9-inch round baking pans. Prepare cake batter as directed on package. Stir in chocolate. Pour evenly into prepared pans. BAKE 30 to 35 min. or until wooden toothpick inserted in centers comes out clean. Cool in pans on wire rack 10 min. Loosen cakes from sides of pans. Invert cakes onto racks; gently remove pans. Cool cakes completely. CUT cakes horizontally in half with serrated knife. Place one of the bottom cake layers on serving plate; spread with about 2 Tbsp. of the jam. Top with layers of 1/2 cup of the strawberries and 1 cup of the whipped topping. Repeat layers two times. Top with remaining cake layer. Sprinkle with po

My Baby
my poor lil man was sick i felt so awful when he cries i dont know what i can really do for him he is my special lil man he is so sweet and he is muh poor poor baby and him and my other two kids are the reason i keep going on and think why is life so great and i think of them then i feel bad when its time for his shots:(

I Need A Drink Someone!!!
Someone send me a drink.. I am all dry over here... and i keep getting kicked outta the bar cause I ain't drinking nothing... I need something strong.... SOMEONE GET ME DRUNK PLEASE !!!!!!! lmao

"footsteps Of Honor"
FOOTSTEPS OF HONOR Current mood: optimistic Category: Writing and Poetry I hear the songs of the Whispering Wind. I feel their chants brushing against my cheek. I taste their rhythm in the words I speak in song, And take in its lessons to balance in flow, leaving my foot steps behind in harmony. I hear the dance of the rain making its way, dancing on the roof tops of our Mother Earth. I feel her gift of cleansing, and feel my spirit growing. My spirit soars with life flowing through in veins. leaving my foot steps behind in Honor. And if I should happen to fall behind, I will take all my reminders in hand, and place them in heart. I would plant another seed of growth, and take in all that needs to be. Leaving my foot steps behind with self respect. Knowing that I am always two steps ahead.

Sexface.
It’s sort of hard to fall asleep When all you hear is the sound of them fucking. One room away. And I couldn’t help but regret Calling him mine when he was three doors down With nothing left to say. When my darling friend Opiate came into play I hardly remembered the reasons for my solitude. Spin spin spin …fall. These are your dreams ripping apart At their carefully constructed seams. Don’t stop! There’s no time to breathe. [I’m paranoid there’s not such thing as paranoia] Get back on that horse and play this game with me. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars. Sorry! Switch places with an opponent. It’s not that simple. There’s a missing component. Give me the missing link. I know you own it. I saw sound and I was screaming purple at you. You’re just mad I won’t give you blue.

Building
A building can represent dwelling, business and commerce, sexuality, or your own body awareness. These dreams often are interpreted by who is in the building or what happens to the building. For example, a destroyed-building dream may accompany the loss of family and friends or a time of ill health. A full building may mean business is good, or fertility is imminent. A building that is affected by a Freudian phallic symbol-any symbol reminiscent of the male sexual organ-may be an image of womanhood or sexual liaison.

Victim Advocacy
Life isn't perfect -- it never really is. A man lost his wife tonight who he had been married to for 14 years, dated for 10, and known each other as children growing up. I have been on many victim bereavement calls after the death of a person. They all take you back in a certain way. This one bothered me more than per usual because, although the paramedics had already come and gone by the time that I had arrived, the woman's eyes were still opened. I guess I am just used to paramedics in the past closing the eyes of the deceased before I arrive -- and when I had found my own husband dead, his eyes were already closed (but my husband had also often talked with his eyes closed - a habit of his for some reason). Currently at work, working on advocacy in another realm tonight; however, the vision of the woman still remains engrained upon my mind. I am sure that it will for quite some time. Throughout life there are things that approach the way we feel about life and treasure l

Delicious Low-fat Lasagna
* 1 cup onion, chopped * 1 cup green bell pepper, chopped * 1 1/4 lb. ground turkey * 2 teaspoons dried Italian seasoning * One 28 oz. can diced tomatoes * One 15 oz. can tomato sauce * 15 oz. cottage cheese or ricotta cheese * 8 oz. shredded low-fat mozzarella cheese, plus 2 oz. to sprinkle on top * One 10 oz. package chopped frozen spinach, thawed and drained * One 24 oz. package of ready-to-bake lasagna noodles (use only 16 noodles) * Salt and pepper, to taste * Optional: One pinch of nutmeg Directions 1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. 2. Spray a skillet with nonstick cooking spray and heat until hot over high heat. 3. Add the chopped onion and green bell pepper and cook for 3 minutes, stirring occasionally. 4. Add the ground turkey and sauté until browned and cooked through, about 5 minutes. Stir frequently. 5. Add the Italian seasoning, diced tomatoes (with the juice from the can) and the tomato sauc

Troop Humor
Troops in Afghanistan still maintain a sense of humor, such as it >> is. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> You Might Be Taliban if..... >> >> >> >> You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to >> beer. >> >> >> >> You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you >> can't afford shoes. >> >> >> >> >> You have more wives than teeth. >> >> >> >> You wipe your ass with your bare left hand, but consider bacon >> "unclean." >> >> >> >> You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. >> >> >> >> >> You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. >> >> >> >> You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in >> your clothing. >> >> >> >> You've felt the urge to "rub one off" after seeing a woman's exposed >> ankle. >> >> >> >> >> You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than >> setting off r

Tequilla Christmas Cake!
Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2 cups of dried fruit Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup ¦just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 1 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Ad

About Me
CHAPTER ONE I will start during the time my parents, both from Switzerland moved to South America,Peru because my father had a job offer. 3 months later, on July the 13th 1970 I was born in Lima. At home we always spoke german, my parents were learning spanish so I grew up bilingual. I was 4 when I recieved the gift of having a brother, I loved and still love him to bits, even though when he was little he used to drive me crazy opening all the toys to see how they worked inside, of course, he could never put them back together again.......lol When I was 8 my parents decided to move back to Switzerland, I liked living there, but unfortunatedly we returned to Peru 3 years later. I went to a swiss school, always had good grades, even without much studiying and had a few very good friends, but socially I was shy which some people considered aloof. I wasn´t a troublemaker, wasn´t a leader, more of a follower. But I had fun in my own way. Around 12 I started readin

Demon Crew~ Profile Of The Week 1/17/08
PROFILE OF THE WEEK: Lðrï (wï£ê ð£ §¢ðð†êr) ***Lïßêr†¥§ Gµrl*** åñÐ þrðµÐ Ðêmðñ Çrêw Mêmßêr@ fubar She needs 145K to level. . . Drop by her page and show her some Love! Interested in joining the Demon Crew? Contact Liberty and she will be able to answer any of your questions ~ £ÎßÊ®Tÿ~* §í¢k & TWî$t€Ð's R/£ G/F & FÛ FîÂñÇê' † Demon Crew Recruiter۞Dylons Diva@ fubar

A Frickin Elephant
This is cute! Take a laugh break... Subject: A Frickin Elephant WITH A FIVE YEAR OLD, WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET, READ ON??????? A Frickin' Elephant Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, "Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!" Deep breath ... "What did you call it?" "It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!" and so it does ... " A f r i c a n Elephant " Hooked on phonics!!! Ain't it wonderful?

An Ethical Test
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, When you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading... This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend and let h

Own Me!!!
Go Vote For Me... Go To http://fubar.com/user/992497 & go to the auction folder and bid on me!! WOOT WOOT! Join Pibb'sz Auction...Heres All His Rules And What Not!! It Will B Fun!!! YOU KNOW YOU WANNNNA!!! *Smooches* AND DONT FORGET TO VOTE FOR ME!!! YOU KNOW YA LUBB ME!!! *smooches* Hello everyone, I have decided to host my first auction. This auction will run from tomorrow, January 18th starting at 8 P.M. Eastern till January 29th at 8 P.M. The rules are simple..You may bid anything you like, Fubucks, Blasts, Ticker Messages, VIP's, Happy Hours..etc. Actual money items overshadow Fubucks. What the winner gets.... 1.) The person you win will put Owned by "Your name here" next to theirs in their profile name for an entire month. 2.) Atleast 1 daily comment 3.) All pics and stash rated during Happy Hour 4.) A daily gift of their choosing. 5.) A personal salute photo to you (What kind is up to the person who is won) 6.) Anything after that is up to the

Jealousy
I was talking to a friend the other day about Jealousy. I told him it is a pointless emotion. Here is why. I am out on the town with my girlfriend(hypothetically speaking of course). And we run into an old flame of hers. Now this break up was on good terms, so they are still friends. So I expect them to be cordial and friendly around each other. They don't have a reason to not be. Now he starts to flirt with her. Here is were most people would get jealous. But not me. Here is why. She showed up with me. She is leaving with me. I'm the one she says "I love you" to. I'm the one she is kissing goodnight. I'm the one she will be making love to. I'm the one she will be falling asleep next to. I am the one she will be waking up next to. If anything, the ex-boyfriend that was flirting with her should be jealous of me. Your thoughts?

Time
Time is playing music And I never really cared enough To notice times sweet melody Until it was to late To fix any of my mistakes Time is like our memories And just like our memories Time will surely fade away Like the passing of the days Or the passing of the stars as they all fly by The times we both had shared are gone All thats left is the sweet memories that I house within But even those memories which I treasure so dearly with all of my heart Will eventually fade away like the sands of time And seem like nothing more then a dream As real as time truly is So are our dreams And as long as I have my dreams As well as all of my memories Youll always be here with me

Is It Sex, Or Romance
Are you a Romantic, or is it just Sex? You not only must answer each question, but, if there is a why to the question, you must answer it as well. And please, put some effort and heart into your answers. No one-liners’ or worse, one word answers like ‘because’. Let’s keep it fun and interesting. I am incorporating some of this into my next romance novel. I need some input, so please be honest. Let’s get the typical preliminary portion of the survey out of the way first: What is your favorite season? Why? What is your favorite color? What is your favorite food? What is your favorite fruit, and why? (Now here’s the part where you actually tell why!) What is your favorite drink: alcohol and what, or non-alcohol and what? (You may put both if you wish.) What is your favorite cologne? What is your favorite scent on a woman? How does that scent make you feel when you discover she is wearing it as you breathe her in? What does it do to you? Does it

Heart Me Babies
MY PERSONAL ID# IS 1144706 SO COME ON MY LIL VALENTINES GET ME SOME HEARTS....THE HEARTS ARE 1/2 TODAY 1/21/08 SO BE MINE SWEETIES HEART ME ~KISSES This game is NOW OPEN! Kick off the new year and share some LOVE with your fu-friends! I've added F.A.Q. to my blog, click me below to visit my profile and check it out if you have questions! Good luck to all! This game is happily brought to you by Heartistic Soul@ fubar A repost is appreciated!

My Late Husband
Originally written Sunday, September 03, 2006 Gus was the sunshine of my life. A gifted healer who used Wicca and nature to manipulate what he wanted. He wanted to help everyone.There was so much more to him than "meets the eye"... Powerful, sexy, always slim, very handsome with long curly brown hair, moustache and chin whiskers shot through with red attesting to his Irish heritage. His power and energy were tangible things felt by everyone who came near him. Every moment of our time together is etched in my memory and carved upon my heart and soul like a wound deep inside me threatening to bleed away my spirit. I will always Love you Gus, wherever you may be.......... copyright ©2006 by the author. All rights reserved by author.

Parts Of Me Application
First Name: Age: Gender: Location: What have your thoughts been thus far upon what you have seen?: Why do you believe you want to look at the material in question?: Are you willing to rate?: Are you willing to leave at less one comment?: From what you have already seen is it possible that you will be greedy and ask to see more then what is posted?: Do you have such material on your page?: If you already do have such material on your page please go on, if not please stop now. Are you willing to open your material up for me to look at rate and leave a comment(s)?: This brings us to the end of the questions, please read over your answers and remember they are what will be use to judge you on whether or not can see the material in question.

Glazed Tofu Meatloaf
INGREDIENTS * 1 (14 ounce) package firm tofu, drained and mashed * 2 pounds ground turkey * 1/2 cup dry bread crumbs * 1 (1 ounce) envelope dry onion soup mix * 1/4 cup minced green bell pepper * 2 eggs, beaten * 1/4 cup brown sugar * 1/4 cup soy sauce * 1 teaspoon prepared yellow mustard DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease a 9 inch square baking dish. 2. In a bowl, mix the tofu, turkey, bread crumbs, soup mix, green pepper, and eggs. Place the mixture into the prepared pan, and mold into a loaf shape. 3. In a saucepan over low heat, blend the brown sugar, soy sauce, and mustard. 4. Bake the meatloaf 30 minutes in the preheated oven. Drizzle with the sauce mixture, and continue baking 15 minutes, or to an internal temperature of 180 degrees F (80 degrees C).

Chicken Breasts Parmesan
1. 1 egg 2. 1/2 cup DI GIORNO Shredded Parmesan Cheese 3. 1/4 cup dry bread crumbs 4. 1 teaspoon Italian seasoning 5. 4 boneless, skinless chicken breast halves 6. 1/4 cup olive oil 7. 1/4 cup POLLY-O Shredded Mozzarella Cheese 8. 1 (9 ounce) package refrigerated linguine, cooked, drained 9. 1 3/4 cups marinara sauce, heated Nutrition Info Per Serving * Calories: 487 kcal * Carbohydrates: 32 g * Dietary Fiber: 3 g * Fat: 23 g * Protein: 35 g * Sugars: 0 g About: Nutrition Info [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] Powered by: ESHA Nutrient Database [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] 2. Cooking Directions 1. Beat egg lightly in shallow dish. Mix Parmesan cheese, crumbs and Italian seasoning in separate shallow dish. Dip chicken in egg, then in cheese mixture, turning to evenly coat both sides of each chicken breast with the cheese mixture. 2. Heat oil in large nonstick skillet on me

A Song That Lets You All Know How I Feel
Well I can't ever really believe No one was sent to get me And I feel like I'm being erased No one got left here I'm all alone No one was sent to get me I'm all alone No one got left here But I'm fine No one got left here Well I'm fine No one got left here I can't breathe when I see The pictures sent without you I feel like i've been erased No one got left here I'm all alone No one was sent to get me I'm all alone No one got left here But I'm fine No one got left here Well I'm fine No one got left here But I'm fine No one got left here Well I'm fine No one got left I'm so sick of this terrible instinct It's so hard now Just to find you I'm so sick of this terrible instinct It's so hard now Just to find you So sick of the terrible instinct I can only find you So sick of the terrible instinct I can only find you But I'm fine No one got left here Well I'm fine If it's fine then stay But I'm fi

Drunken Sexual Chronicles Of +bauer+- Vol. 1
It was late. We were both wasted and and crawled into bed. Now, I am always up for sex, and this girl was stunning...but I was so drunk and so tired, I could take it or leave it. She advanced. I tried to comply the best I could and +Bauer+ Jr, was awake, but I was fucking beat. "We can do this, but you are gonna have to do all the work." She complied...in a big way. Next thing I know she is riding away like rodeo cowgirl and all I am is dead weight with a working pole (ok, maybe stick). Just when things seemed to be moving along fine... The unthinkable happened.... She bent me. Now I have watched a fair share of porn in my day. I have seen some guys with a flexible penis that can bend here and there. I am not one of those guys... and I got 90 degree angled. She freaked, I shrieked, she cried. "Why are you crying? I am the one with the broken dick?" She cried more. "Stop, stop stop. I'm fine, get back up there." So she did, with tea

Seeing As It's About Time...
HAH! I made a pun! Be looking for a new pic or two of me in about a week. I FINALLY got off my arse and get my eyes checked and ordered new glasses! I ALSO will get the stupid sault pic taken care of *grumbles* ANYWAYS...wish me luck! lol

I Am Tired....
Ya kno...this shit is getting old. More security drama. The black cat superstition is beginning to make me feel like its true. I am just fed up with things. I hate just waking up anymore. Yes I am whining...so fuk off. Dont like it hit your back button...want to laugh go ahead...you'd be doing me a favor. At least someone would find some humor in this bull shit. Have you just ever wished you never woke up? When you have felt like you have sunken so far in your tears too drown....you just hope you never wake up. I am there. Too much stress. I just feel like I am a zombie. My life is sleep...go to work...sleep...go to work...sleep. I just feel like I have hit rock bottom on anything and everything in my life right now. Home drama, work drama, bill drama...never ending cycle. Past day or two, I have been thinking about just packing and moving...but I wont or more like I cant. I am just stuck...I guess I just deserve it. I deserve everything I have gotten. This al

Busy Busy
Well, for about the past 2 weeks, my life has been hectic as hell. Between finally getting my drivers license back, getting my car fixed, starting school, and attempting to get my computer fix so I can give the computer I've been using back to my brother, I've been busy as hell. I'm hoping here soon that I can get back on here regularly and hope that you all don't hate me for being gone so long. Gotta get rolling here...got reading that needs done for my physics class(fuck physics). Please leave love!

Men Just Don`t Know When To Shut Up
Subject: MEN JUST DON`T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP..... On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him ce

A Week At The Gym
If you can read this through without laughing out loud.... well perhaps you should go yourself. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my 60th birthday this year, my daughter Rachel (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Brenda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. MONDAY : Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Brenda waiting for me. She is someth

Not Ignoring Anyone
I just wanted to let you all know that I"m truly not ignoring anyone. Last Monday Devon got sick and stayed home from school. By Wednesday I was horribly ill. Caughing, throwing up, chills the fever you name it I had it. Now my entire family, except for Abby who has voluntarily locked herself in her bedroom so as not to be sick has this horrible cold. I dunno when I'm gonna shake it. It's the worst at night. My husband almost had to go to the ER. I would have drivin him but I was too busy throwing up. :( So I wanted to let you all know whats going on. Thanks for understanding. Rosemary

Official Announcement:
The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed! Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

Vietnamese Burrito
Chicken filling: 26 ounces skinned, boneless chicken breasts 5 tablespoons soy sauce 2 tablespoons hoisin sauce 2 tablespoons honey 1 tablespoon sugar 4 cloves garlic, minced 2 stalks lemongrass, minced 1/2 cup soybean oil 1 tablespoon sesame seed oil Fresh black pepper Wrapping mixture: 10 large rice paper wrappers 1 package rice noodles, soaked in warm water until softened and drained 1 head romaine lettuce, cut into 3/4-inch lengths 1 cucumber, peeled, seeded and cut into thin strips 1/2 cup pickled daikon, chopped 3 carrots, peeled and sliced thinly 2 cups bean sprouts 1 bunch basil, cleaned and leaves picked 1 bunch mint , cleaned and leaves picked 1/2 bunch parsley, cleaned and leaves picked Dipping Sauce, recipe follows Wash chicken breasts and pat dry. Combine all ingredients for the filling in a bowl, mix well and cover. Marinate for about 1 hour at room temperature. Preheat a grill. Grill chicken in pieces (cut to preference) until golden brown on

Death
Clara Joyce Kramer was born on November 6, 1941 to Henry and Bertha Kramer. She was married for 27 years to the former Dr. Michael McDonald of Fairdale KY, that has gone on before her some 2 yers ago. She is survived by two sons, one grandson, two sisters, four nephews, three nieces, four great nieces, and three great nephews. Clara Joyce Kramer died at St. Mary and Elizabeth hospital on January 25, 2008 from cancer. Her services were this morning at Arch L Heady at Resthaven Chapel at 10:00 a.m. this morning, cold, rainy and blustery. Thanks for the weather Aunt Joyce i know you didnt want us hanging out there and sobbing like a bunch of ninnies over you. Aunt Joyce was a lover of animals, lover of children and family, and most of all could make even the most hardened of hearts regardless of the situation crazk a smile and immediately go to a full belly laugh. My fondest memory of Aunt Joyce is over at the horse farm she had in Fairdale Ky, plenty of land, huge barn. I

Grandma's Slow Cooker Vegetarian Chili
INGREDIENTS * 1 (19 ounce) can black bean soup * 1 (15 ounce) can kidney beans, rinsed and drained * 1 (15 ounce) can garbanzo beans, rinsed and drained * 1 (16 ounce) can vegetarian baked beans * 1 (14.5 ounce) can chopped tomatoes in puree * 1 (15 ounce) can whole kernel corn, drained * 1 onion, chopped * 1 green bell pepper, chopped * 2 stalks celery, chopped * 2 cloves garlic, chopped * 1 tablespoon chili powder, or to taste * 1 tablespoon dried parsley * 1 tablespoon dried oregano * 1 tablespoon dried basil number of stars READ REVIEWS (254) * Review/Rate This Recipe * Save To Recipe Box * Add to Shopping List * Add a Personal Note * Post a Recipe Photo * Post a Favorite Food List * Create a Menu DIRECTIONS 1. In a slow cooker, combine black bean soup, kidney beans, garbanzo beans, baked beans, tomatoes, corn, onion, bell pepper and celery. Season with garlic

Spiced Shirmp Pilau
INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup light mayonnaise * 1 teaspoon seasoned salt * 1/2 teaspoon celery seed * 1 teaspoon salt, or to taste * 1/2 teaspoon pepper * 2 tablespoons brown spicy mustard * 3 ribs celery, chopped * 3 large tomatoes, diced * 1 bunch green onions, chopped * 1 pound cooked shrimp * 16 ounces shell macaroni (cooked without salt or fat) PREPARATION: Combine mayonnaise, seasonings, and mustard, in a large bowl. Mix well. Add celery, tomatoes and green onions. Mix well. Add shrimp and macaroni. Mix well. Refrigerate about 2 hours before serving. SPICED SHIRMP PILOU

One Is The Sun
One Is The Sun Everchanging Tides Kristine Robin Kristine Robin is donating 50% of profits from album sales generated through this video to support causes which benefit humanity and the planet To help, just enter "Earth " in the donation code box when placing orders, or call 1-800-399-2102 to order.

Going Back To Work!!
Well its going on my 4th day at work. Going back to work after being off for almost 5 months is tough. I forgot how hard it is on my body lol...my feet, legs and backache by the end of the night...I know I will get used to it in about a week or so and wont notice it at all lol. Its hard to get used to not being able to be on the computer as much as I was and I know its hard on some of my friends that got used to me being here day after day. I still love you guys and if you will just bare with me and give me time to get used to working again Ill be back on soon lol..as it is right now I get home at night long enough to log on and see whats going on then Im out like a light lol. My kids are having to adjust to it too....they arent used to mommy going to work everyday lol. Anyway just remember I love my friends and Im still here for you when you need me...going back to work doesnt change my love for any of you.

Music
If everyone had their own personal background music, interpersonal relationships would be a lot easier. If you didn't like someone's music, you would know to avoid them. If a love song was playing, you would know what to do; heavy metal likewise. It is not unusual to have background music in dreams. We are used to having music on television or in a movie set the tone of a particular scene or character. An interesting phenomenon is when you compose music in your dreams. It may be very telling regarding the emotions present in your dreams which, in turn, can help you decipher the meanings of the images.

Rules
(1) Respect all Staff members, and members (2)Keep it pg-13 ( no hard core sex talk or nudity) (3)No spaming (4)Absalutly no drama (5)No Link droping without asking staff if its ok (6)Must have a fubar regulated icon( this means if you have no pic you will be warned to get one if you do not listen to the warning then you will be ejected from the lounge) ***** If you do not fallow the rules above then you will be Banned,Ejected,Silenced! *****

Contest Time - Please Follow The Link To At Least Rate!
Here is the link to my pic that is in a contest. Please rate and leave as many comments as you can. This contest will run for 2 weeks. Starts February 4 Thru February 18. Starting & Ending at 9 pm (EST) The One with the Most Comments At the End of Two Weeks Wins, Rates will equal 5 comments. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1097742&albumid=778329&i=1240711968

Bored.
Man, after my divorce i wasnt sure how to approach dating, but irealize it sucks. I would love to have a girlfriend for a long term relationship but its hard to find what you want. All i want is someone that likes me for me and will love me unconditionally, but oh well, life goes on.

Hey
ok....Since alot of you mummer folk know i have a hat fetish.im going to start a new salute album.its going to be booties.........i wonder how many of you brave mummerwimmen would be willing to post a "booty salute".......of course it will be set to friends only........id love feedback and id love to know what you think......... Thanks Superman AKA the Commish

The Hormone Guide...
The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: 1st line SAFER: 2nd line SAFEST: 3rd line ULTRA SAFE: Have some wine What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine. What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that

Stupid Shit On The Brain(poem)
tap into the mind of insanity reach the corner of the near impossibe out go the perrils of life and search for a new destination come out your shell feel up another anonomis sex is the new drug everyone is doin it cuz the condom is the glass sliper of our generation you put it on when you meet someone and throw it away once your done

Welcome To Bawstin
Welcome to Bawstin ( Boston ) For those of you who have never been to "Bawstin", this is a good guideline. I hope you will consider coming to "Beantown" in the near future. For those who call New England home, this is just plain great! Information on Boston and the surrounding area: There's no school on School Street, no court on Court Street, no dock on Dock Square, no water on Water Street . Back Bay streets are in alphabetical "oddah": Arlington, Berkeley, Clarendon, Dartmouth, etc. So are South Boston streets: A, B, C, D, etc. If the streets are named after trees (e.g. Walnut, Chestnut, Cedar), you're on Beacon Hill . If they're named after poets, you're in Wellesley . Massachusetts Ave is Mass Ave ; Commonwealth Ave is Comm Ave ; South Boston is Southie. The South End is the South End. East Boston is Eastie. The North End is east of the former West End . The West End and Scollay Square are no more; a guy named Rappaport got rid of them one night. Roxbury is The Burry,

Had To Blog It Its To Help People
Anyone can. :) New FuBar Support Blog with instructions on how to do simple skins. You can use the basic one until you get the hang of things..then change the other parameters as you go along. Blog has links to various sites in order to help you code. How To Make Basic Skins http://fubar.com/blog/60737 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Updated MuMM Policy http://fubar.com/blog/60737/675284 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Primary Photo Crackdown http://fubar.com/blog/60737/693349 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New and Improved Bible http://fubar.com/blog/60737/666790 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Simple HTML for Bulletins and Blogs http://fubar.com/blog/60737/576293 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Skins-Ripping Pasting and Code Generating http://fubar.com/blog/60737/567394 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Getting To Know Me And You!
So here's how it works: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have 15 different kinds of body wash in my shower. 2. I insist on hanging all of my clothes. 3. I have a totally irrational fear of fish hooks. 4. I have five brothers and sisters, 3 of which are older, but I was raised as the oldest. 5. I have all of the matching lotions and body sprays for the 15 different body washes in my shower. 6. I am a recovering drug addict. 7. I have two tattoos that match with two different people (my two best friends). 8. I have lived in 5 different states. 9. When I go out for breakfast, I usually order both coffee and diet soda. 10. I have never been married, but I have been enga

My Parent's Love
My Parent’s Love Their love was rare and their hearts were one She knew this love was eternal One that would never fade Her heart now heavy and broken apart The man she love has gone away Her heart aches as it falls apart The love she knows will never die She aches to be once again with him She can’t remember her life without him She sees him in her children and all around She knows she will never be the same Until beside him she is laid The years to her from that day have been a terror But now her heart is whole again In his arms she now resides Their love now brightens their spot in heaven And shines on earth as the brand new star One that is seen from near and far By Joanne Anderson © February 8, 2008

Racing Season Is Back!!!!!
So, it is friday night, as I sit here alone I am thinking to myself, RACING SEASON STARTS this weekend! I am so excited! I can't wait. I am interested in doing some fantasy racing but I don't know. I have been looking at the nascar site. Is there any other ones out there? Any cool ones that you can win big on? I am very interested in this. So if anyone has any answers, please fill me in! Anyways, It is 11:30 at night ona friday, nothing exciting happening besides some homework! What an exciting life I lead!

Tagged!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. My real first name is Grace; I inherited it as a family name. 2. I majored in English Literature in college, but ended up with a career in finance. 3. My knees bend the other way too. Not far, but far enough to be gross. 4. I used to work as a program director and a DJ in college radio. 5. I've been legally divorced for less than a month. 6. I'm a horny and forgetful drunk, so I monitor myself carefully. 7. I won first place in our area's adult spelling bee three years ago. 8. I took four years of Latin in high school and have written poetry in Latin in dactylic hexameter. 9. I love bad horror movies.

A Gift
A Gift "If I should leave, before you go, There is something you must know. There is a gift, I would bestow, To let you know I love you so." "If I should die, before you wake, There is something you must take, So you'd know I'd not forsake, The one I love, who shall awake." "If I should dream, before I sleep, I have a gift that you must keep. You shall not cry, nor shall you weep, Keep your strength, the cost is steep." "If I should fade, before the sun, You must know, Beloved One, I have a gift, when I am done. This present is surpassed by none." "If I should dim, before night's start, I shall give this, before I part. With final breath, I shall impart, This gift you hold, it is my heart."

Come Bid On Me
A time for Someone to own me again! This time the auction is held by: ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞®ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ ŦRÄÌÑ,RÄÐÌÖ Ñ £ÖÚÑGÈ (Below is taken from WildCat's Bulletin) http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=869715798 The rules: RULES OF THIS AUCTION: (SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY) PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU BID! 1. NO DRAMA. VIOLATORS WILL BE BLOCKED. 2. THE CONTESTANTS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ANY BIDDERS. 3. ALL BIDDERS MUST HAVE A VERIFIED SALUTE 4. MINIMUM BID IS 200,000 FUBUCKS, AND THERE IS NO CEILING ON MAXIMUM BIDS. BLASTS, VIPS, HAPPY HOURS, TICKERS, FUBUCKS, ETC. ARE ALL ACCEPTABLE AND ENCOURAGED BIDS. GRAPHICS, SALUTES, PERSONAL PICS, ETC ARE ALSO ENCOURAGED. REAL GIFTS, SUCH AS VACATIONS, DINNERS, ETC. ARE REAL AND VALID BIDS, PROVIDED THAT THEY ARE ACCEPTED. 5. THE AUCTION RUNS FROM 3:00PM PST FEB 8TH TILL 8:00PM PST FEB 13TH 6. YOU MAY NOT BID LOWER THAN THE PERSON BEFORE YOU. 7. REAL CASH TRUMPS VIRTUAL GI

In My New Place
I know its been so Long since i havent been on here just thought id let ya all know IM ALL MOVED IN ( just still boxed in)hehe.MoJo n I are all ok. i work so much(all about the $$$$).Hope all are staying warm she os a COLD one out there. glad today is my day off. back to work 6 days a week again . only have sundays off all i do is sleep.well thats it for now peace out. xoxooxoxoxoxme n mojo oxoxoxoxox

Lost Account, Account Deleted, Pls Help Me
OK GUYS I GUESS MY OTHER ACCOUNT WAS DELETED I'M SO UPSET AND PISSED.. I HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE 2006 AND WAS ALMOST TO LEVEL 22, ANYWAY PLS HELP ME ANYWAY YOU CAN GET I WILL DO MY BEST TO RETURN YOUR FAVOR.. I HAVE LOSTS ALL MY FRIENDS AND FANS... ALSO I HAVE A LEVELING LOVERS FAMILY AND IF ANYONE ELSE WOULD LOVE TO JOIN PLS CONTACE ME.. I'M SO SO UPSET ABOUT THIS AND DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT HAS HAPPENED.......PLS EVERYONE HELP ME GET ME BACK TO WHERE I WAS.. TY SO MUCH MUAH...

Welcome To Fubar's Bbw Connection Newsletter!
Message from Owner to Staff/Members: First of all...I want to welcome all of you to the first edition of Fubar's BBW Connection Newsletter. I want to first say that this isnt my lounge...or mine and the staffs' lounge this is *OUR* lounge! *WE*, meaning *YOU the MEMBER* and *I*, can make this lounge what it should be..the best fukn lounge on fubar! But I cant do that if you dont give me some input on what you would like to see! Even if you think it is a stupid suggestion...I dont care...your voice and opinions can help make this a kick ass place for BBWs' and their admirers'. *ALSO* I ask that you follow the rules of the lounge. I dont care how rowdy it gets...(and those of you who kno me kno I start it all...LOL) all I ask is you respect all of us that are in there. If there are any problems *I* will take care of it. I do NOT take name calling well. The Staff is also there to help you so if someone is bugging you, we can help you end it even if its not in the lounge. Or if

Tagged By Rikk...
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. Ok... Since I am sick and can't think... These are 10 things about me in DJ Mystery's eyes quoted directly from him... 1) you're funny 2) you're sweet 3) you're definitely understanding 4) you're pretty 5) you have your head on straight....unlike me 6) very easy going 7) good sense of humor 8) likes all the good 80's music 9) witty 10) great friend to have But seriously... making me think while sick... Rikk this is so not fair! My theme is 2's. LOL. 1) I had 2 dogs growing up... Both were pure bread Buff colored cocker spaniels. 2) I currently have 2 cats... Both Black and White. 3) I had 2 Painted Turtles named Gilligan and Ginger. 4) I had 2 Alligator Snappers named Sugar and Spice AKA Sassy and Sweetie. 5) I started with 2 mice and ended up with 50 at one point.

Please Keep His Family In Prayers
The news story below is about one of my coworkers and also a very good friend. Please keep his family and friends in your prayers during this hard time. February 12, 2008 Lakeside shooting vicitm dies A man was shot and mortally wounded in Lakeside Monday night, the San Diego County Sheriff's Department said this morning. He was identified as 28-year-old Mark Randolph Vogler, said an investigator with the county Medical Examiner's Office. Vogler was shot about 10:30 near the Lakeside Roundup bar on Woodside Avenue near Prospect Avenue. He died just after midnight at a hospital. Witnesses told deputies they saw two white men with shaved heads possibly involved in the shooting driving away in a black car, similar to a Ford Mustang. Sheriff's investigators are still at the location looking for evidence and talking with witnesses. Posted by Debbi Farr Baker February 12, 2008 05:58 AM

Valentine's Poem
Violets are Purple, Roses are Black A Lover for my Heart For too long,this I lack Roses Are Yellow, Violets are Blue This lonely fellow, stills waits for love, so true My Soulmate - long Overdue Someday I'll have a love to be mine, But for this year, I'll be my own Valentine. Phildrew Script 2/13/2008

Come One Come All
You are cordially invited to witness the joining of two hearts, lives and souls as one. On this blessed day this man Sean....Andrea's Love a.k.a. IrishPunk Club F.A.R...Fu-Fiance 2 Andrea And This Woman Sean's girl & Fu-Fiance to Sean aka Irishpunk~Co-Owned by Irishpunk & LSD's Shell Will be joined in fu-matrimony on Thursday the 14th of February in the year 2008 at 3 O'Clock in the afternoon Pacific Standard Time. Please click the picture to join in this joyous event at the appointed time. This event will be presided over by the honorable Rev.۞Sexy Succulence۞ Ŧ.©.M (repost of original by 'Rev.۞Sexy Succulence۞ Ŧ.©.M.- fu-owned by BOBBYBONES~DSC 4LIFE' on '2008-02-13 22:04:53')

Hey!!! San Antonio Peeps
Hey everyone...I'm gonna be in San Antonio next week (2/18-2/22) for my job. What is there to do? I've got to play (drums) at the Studio on Friday night...but I gotta find somethin to do durin the week! Hit me and let me know what's going on around there! P

Plz Help
So far i made it to 4th place - hope to make it to 2nd place.. please leave these ppl tons of comment so i wont be eliminated tomm night... thanks need about 500-600 comments and will be in last place needs about 700 comments also needs about 700 comments

I Neede Help On This One
ok i met a guy goin on 9 months ago he is really sweet to me an for some odd reason i love him ok back in Oct 2007 he stole my car an $60.00 from me an took off back to his home town witch is about 1.5 hours from me .ok he was drunk an on some stuff at the time ...ok i took him to court an he had to spend 100days in a north carolina correctional center anyways i still have feelings for him an he gets out on march 3rd ..ok what should i do about this

Lou's Hosting A Happy Hour
So my friend Lou is hosting the happy hour that's up next. I would so greatly appreciate it if you could stop by & at least rate his profile for me. You know if you tell me you showed some love his way I will return the love with ratings of my own or I'll toss a drink your way or perhaps both. Lou@ fubar Hugs & kisses to those that read & respond. To those that don't you know I love ya regardless!! ~*~XOXO~*~ Lizzy

Holley
Holley, You know I'm thinking of you, I can only relate my own experinces with what you are going thuough. but mine seam trivial to what you have been thru- but in some way I've been thru the place where your at - and this was me in one of my darkest hours - ************************** It's Dark and gloomy - some day's it's a feeling thats hard to get rid of I often feel this way.... Life overwhelms me. Lost in the chaos. Amuck in the mire. Drowning in life. Lonliness prevails. I have heard it said that the song "Heartbreak Hotel" was written by a maid after she found the suicide note of a poor, lost soul. The note simply read, "I walk a lonley road". A simple sentence. A profound message of epic proportion. Quite easy to suffocate on the emptiness of life. Lungs seizing, chest heaving, heart spasming and mind reeling to cope with the mindless reality of it all. Oh, death come quickly, for this one thing I pray. I see no other options, I see no other way. A lo

Surgery In Jan
I just wanted 2 stop by and say hello 2 all my friends. I am conitnuing 2 heal from my surgery in Jan. I am able 2 go out 4 alittle while and go on computer 2 ck out my sites and clear emails. I need 2 limit my time, walking on ice 4 instance, is painful. Even tho i am in a cast at this time, i can only walk until i tire out. March 4th, i get this cast off. Then i get in2 an Aircast and therapy. 4 now, i just wanted 2 say hello and wish u all a great day!

Tired
Have you ever wanted to sleep forever? That's how I feel and I don't know what to do about it. I'm so tired of so much. I'm tired of fighting. I'm tired of being hurt. I'm tired of feeling that I'm the only one that cares what happens. I'm tired of not being first. I'm tired of being angry all the time. I'm tired of being sad all the time. I'm tired of being ignored. I'm just tired of this. As I sit here looking at the screen, trying to put my thoughts into words, I realize something. I can't. There are no words to describe exactly how I feel. My heart feels nothing. My mind can't think. My soul feels gone. I'm not even sure I'm breathing sometimes. I hate this feeling. I've tried so many times to make it go away but it just comes back with a vengence everytime. This is a broken clock that I can't fix and one that I feel you want to just toss in the garbage. So what now? Give up? Keep trying? Somebody tell me what to do b/c I have no fucking clue. How can walking away be the easiest an

Angery White Men
Aspen Times Weekly: There is a great amount of interest in this year’s presidential elections, as everybody seems to recognize that our next president has to be a lot better than George Bush. The Democrats are riding high with two groundbreaking candidates — a woman and an African-American — while the conservative Republicans are in a quandary about their party’s nod to a quasi-liberal maverick, John McCain. Each candidate is carefully pandering to a smorgasbord of special-interest groups, ranging from gay, lesbian and transgender people to children of illegal immigrants to working mothers to evangelical Christians. There is one group no one has recognized, and it is the group that will decide the election: the Angry White Man. The Angry White Man comes from all economic backgrounds, from dirt-poor to filthy rich. He represents all geographic areas in America, from urban sophisticate to rural redneck, deep South to mountain West, left Coast to Eastern Seaboard. His common t

Wanna Some Fu-bucks?????????????????????
WANNA EARN SOME FAST AND EASY FU-BUCKS????? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ITS TIME TO SEE IF YOU CAN BE THE WINNER. IT MIGHT BE YOU OR ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS!!! YOU WANNA KNOW ??? CHECK THIS OUT: I'M HOSTING A FU-BUCKS GIVE AWAY CONTEST: REACH 30,000 COMMENTS WILL RECEIVE 500,000 FU-BUCKS REACH 40,000 COMMENTS WILL RECEIVE 750,000 FU-BUCKS + A RIDE ON WILDCAT TRAIN REACH 50,000 COMMENTS WILL RECEIVE 1,000,000 FU-BUCKS + VIP CART ON WILDCAT TRAIN WITH 2 GUESTS. CONTEST WILL LAST 15 DAYS FROM THE DAY YOU START. YOU CAN START ON IT WHEN YOU SUBMIT YOUR LINK. GOOD LUCK TO ALL ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞® @ fubar THE RULES WILL BE 1~ NO NSFW PICTURES ARE ALLOWED TO ENTER THE CONTEST OR TO BE POSTED AS A COMMENT. 2~ COMMENT BOMBING AND SELF COMMENTING ARE ALLOWED. 3~ NO DRAMA OF ANY KIND,ANY DRAMA STARTER WILL BE ELIMINATED FROM THE CONTEST. 4~ GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP IS A MUST!!! IF YOU WISH TO JOIN PLEASE SUBMIT THE LINK TO YOUR PHOTO YOU WISH TO ENTER TO MY

Leaving
In my time here have met many great folks, and I wil cherish the memory of you all but it is now time to leave this fair Fubar land. I will be here off and on until Tuesday, many that have gotten to know me either for my writing or taken the time toget to know me, if you would like to keep in touch let me know, and for those who were acquaintances, if you would like to stay in touch let me know as well.

Having Very Nice Time
A black guy, a woman, a minister, a duck & a Mormon walk into a bar. The duck orders a Bloody Mary. He drinks a sip. The woman stands on her head. He drinks another sip. The Mormon juggles. He drinks a third sip. The minister dances. He drinks a fourth sip. The black guy says: "Hey you white folks will do anything to humor a drunken duck, won't you?"

Just A Quick Note Ladies...
I am in dire need of a sub/slave to serve me. If any of you sweet ladies would be interested in the position, please feel free to send me a message. I will respond ASAP so we can get to know each other better and more. Locals prefered, but all will be dealt with accordingly...

A Little Assistance.. ? Plez? ~ Silverpixi!!
Just Flying by to ask for your help.... Please help our friend SilverPixi in her giveaway she's almost half way home. She only needs 25,000 comments to win a 30 day blast. She is always there when we need her , now its time to return the Luv! Click her picture below to go to her contest page and show her some mad Fu Luv!! She is also working steadily toward GodMother and her Birthday is February 24th! All good reasons to make this beautiful lady's dreams come true! Be polite Rate/Fan/Add the hostess the awesome Stephanie Lynn! Stephanie Lynn@ fubar Made with Much Love by LuAngel ~ Lucretia Lucretia~LuAngel~Fu-Owned by & RL/GF 2 Ozzfanatic2 ~Lover 2 Rain~Mistress Lucretia 2 LoneWolfJohn

Oh No You Didn't
last month, the Director of Sales at my hotel in which I am a night auditor, gave me a huge stack of reports that she neglected on doing, pleading me to do them for her. So I did, being the sweet nicey that I am. Any thank yous or plain simple acknowledgement of me spending 4 hrs to fix the shit for her? nopes. Today i come in for my 11 hr shift, thanks to the fuckin meeting, and find a note TELLIN me to do more reports for her. i got a lil red in the face, and told the main boss that its her job. He replied that she is busy, and i have 6 hours to do nothin on my hands. I said that I don't care and am always willing to help, and don't mind doing that for her AT ALL, but i didnt like not being acknowledged for helping her out AND then demanded to help her again. wtf/ He said he'll talk to her. yah, right

Weird Whoremaster Shyte...
Describe yourself using one band and song titles from that band........ Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band::.... -Sublime- Are you male or female:Cisco Kid Describe yourself: Badfish How do some people feel about you: Jailhouse How do you feel about yourself: 40.oz to Freedom Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: S.T.P(secret tweeker pad) Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: Under my Voodoo Describe where you want to be: Paddle Out Describe what you want to be: Boss Dj Describe how you live: Pool Shark Describe how you love: All you Need Share a few words of wisdom: We're Only Gonna Die for Our Own Arrogance

Oh How I Miss You
Oh how I miss you . i sit here thinking about all the good times we have had. and all the wonderful memories we made together. my tears seem to flow freely from my eyes. my heart acheing for the love we once shared the way you made me laugh so easily . the way i felt when you held me in your arms the feelings of your lips against mine. I often think i hear your voice only to look around and realize im all alone oh i miss you.

Alcohol Quotes
Alcohol Quotes Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. Mitch Hedberg Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Mega Jones The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand! Danny Jansen Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol. Anonymous There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them. Terry Pratchett Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle. Paul McCartney It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her. W.C. Fields Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Anonymous A drunk mans words are a sober man's thoughts. Steve

A Womans Dream!
When Fred first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Fred became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing and even walking, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, Fre d's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery. 'How long will Fred be on crutches?' the wife asked anxiously. 'Crutches? Why would he need crutches?' responded the surprised doctor. 'Well,' said the wife coldly, 'you are going to lengthen his legs, aren't you?

Message....
TOUCH THE HEART OF THE ONE YOU LOVE, ANGELS WILL SING IN THE HEAVENS ABOVE, BREAK THE HEART OF THE ONE YOU LOVE, AND YOU WILL KILL THE BEAUTIFUL DOVE. LIFE MAY NOT BE AS IT SEEMS, SOMETIMES LOVE ISN'T JUST A DREAM, IF YOU HAVE SOMEONE WHO REALLY CARES, DON'T YOU REALLY HAVE A LOVE THAT IS RARE? THINK BEFORE YOU MAKE A MISTAKE, WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A HEART BREAKS.

Sometimes It Just Happens
Sometimes it just happens. No matter how hard you fight it. No matter how much you tell yourself it isn't going to happen again. The magical feelings grab you, pull you in to their sometimes treacherous arms. You find yourself drowning, in love once again. Then one day it happens for the last time, the best time....Has it happened for you? This last most glorious time? It has for me.... Thank God!

Petals Of New Love
Delicate are the fibers of new love's petalsVelvety, like the skin of your cheek on the back of my fingersDeep dark red like the feeling of our first kissBeautiful as the smile that appears when you first see meTread lightly on the drops of dewReflective as the first hurtful tearTranslucent as the windows to your soulChanging form with each new emotionWalk slowly along the ascending stemGreen as the feeling of newnessFirm as your hand holding mineCherish the moments while climbing into lifeTouch softly the prickly thornSharp as the first argumentStabbing as the first angry wordDulling with every prick like the dawn of understandingDelicate are the fibers of new love's petalsStrong is the whole of peices unitedBeautiful is the passion that we shareIn love, enduring through life2-14-08

Lovewhat Is It And How Do You Know You Found It?
Love, What a difficult subject to discuss... how do you know your in love? me i feel its when you constantly think about someone, dream of them, miss them when their not around, and when you do get those special moments of time with them you find yourself praying and asking our Lord Jesus Christ to STOP TIME dead in its tracks. so you can feel as if them moments will never end.... Is that selfish of someone to pray for that? Am i obsessed? Or do i just love this woman so very much that i would literally take my heart from my chest and give it to her if it came down to it? would jump in front of a speeding bullet destined for her to save her life without any regard of my own... How does a man begin to heal and forgive himself for ever losing and hurting her the first time? And how would he begin to gain her trust again and win her heart once again? This man on this page would and will literally walk through hell on his hands and kness for the rest of my life showing her taking care of h

What Happened To Mad Love...
What happened to real romance , that crazy love that won't listen to anything or anyone??! That mad mad love that will make you be on the phone at 3 o'clock at night and laugh even though you're dead tired. That insanity that makes you giggle about nothing and think of him/her anytime of the day. I'm starting to even wonder if it only exists for me and nobody else cares,sigh. One thing I do know for sure,I so much wish I had it, but who knows that it'll ever come back in my life. Who knows if I'll love someone to the point of wanting to just be with him at all times like it was with my ex-husband ( the one who now hangs up on me if I need infos but does know how to call when he needs something!!!!). I miss being cared for by a person I also care about,the guys I like are occupied so I give up the ones who like me,I don't like ...it all sucks... . Friends telling me to date them anyway,how stupid,I'm not gonna waist my time AND theirs,neither do I like deceiving ppl! Not to m

Omg Guess What???
MY FRIEND KELLY IS SOOO CLOSE TO LEVELING, HOWS ABOUT YOU COME AND RATE A FEW OF HER PICS SO WE CAN LEVEL HER TONIGHT...JUST CLICK HER PIC, SHE'S AN AWESOME PERSON, FAN & RATE HER WHILE YOU'RE THERE...THANKS TO ALL MY BISHES MUCH LOVE AND A FEW GROPES :)

A Long Beginning (to A Short Story)
She watched as transparent whirls of smoke slowly danced in a crisp winter air upwards towards the sky, changing shapes and patterns like ghostly apparitions, until finally disappearing into eternal nothingness. She took a drag from a cigarette, and heard a light crackle as the amber tip lit up and let the smoke fill her lungs. She exhaled, letting out a new batch of smoke. The moon emanated its cold mysterious glow, making the snow covered field drown in an ocean of pure white. She stood there, spellbound by this creature that was looking back at her, and her only, with its featureless round face, so many light years and miles away, so distant and yet so close, keeping her company at this lonesome hour. She could sense it sending its lunar incantations into the air, pulsating with waves and invoking the spirits of the forest that stood like an inpenetrable fortress along the shadowed edges of the field. From the safety of the lit up entrance of the hotel, she wondered

Fly Away
In this time, I have grief to spare, For it is a time where I mourn That you will no longer be here To talk, to laugh or to wipe away my tears. But still I feel you standing, Watching my every move, Only you don't speak to me so I can hear, You speak so that I feel. In my heart, and in my memories, You will always come to me. When I hear your favorite song, Or smell your perfume, you are there, But I cannot see you. I feel the pain of you being gone, Even though you have been released From your own suffering. I am saddened that you had to go, But in my heart and soul, I know that time will heal, That time will lessen the pain I feel. Now, today, I cry tears, and know that I will always miss you, But today, you had to fly away. You flew to were angels go To watch over us- To watch over me, And without telling me what to do, You still guide me- I still hear you voice, And it causes the tears to flow, But today you had to fly away. I cannot tell you when i

Work Smarter Not Harder...
Work Smarter, Not Harder… As most of you know, I have far more friends who are female than are male. This makes for some interesting conversations in that I get to hear all the ways men are idiots. The one that always manages to infuriate me is when a woman is with a man who so insecure that he makes her get rid of all her “toys”. Come on!! What the fuck are you morons out there thinking?? If there are any men out there reading this let me just say this to you… “WORK SMARTER, NOT HARDER…” Why do you feel like a mechanical apparatus can replace you? You give her love and affection. You give her companionship and attention. What is that little toy going to give her that she wants more than you? It is a tool gentlemen! It is like a screwdriver or a saw, admittedly a power tool, but a tool none the less. When used correctly these tools can help you create masterpieces. More importantly, they can help create these masterpieces quicker, so you can have some masterful wo

A Big Fat Nothing
well, bj just called to rub it in some more... i've always dreamt of haveing a small farm. maybe 20-30 acres, enough to have a sizeable garden, some horses, cows, chickens, etc... and a tractor, lol... silly i know, but it is something that i have wanted. so, bj told me if i still wanted the house in elkins (turn of the century home i was gonna turn into a bed and breakfast 30 mins away from snowshoe ski resort) that i had to hurry up and get it done cause he was gonna let it go into foreclosure... and that he was getting a 20 acre farm through a land contract deal.... that mf thinks he is gonna get away with this? him, his little hooker bitch and their bastard child which was born in my fucking marriage are gonna have nothing, not even a shirt to put on their fucking backs when i get through with them. ha, don't fuck me over... EVER!!!!

That Night
She comes out the door every thing is different completely changed nothing the every thing that could of been fixed is fixed. she comes down the sidewalk my heart jumps flutters. It is like nothing has changed she is there radiant beautiful she looks in to my eyes smiles we chit chat. it is not the same. The ice needs to be broken but how, What to say that will not bring up the past. The conversation changes she starts talking about the kids I tell her about my son and what i have been up to in one brief moment. every thing is the same she is the radiant women from the but, more polished more refined a women acting her age. what now more talk lots of talking joyous talking. My hope soars threw the roof is this what happiness is is this what it is like. Could this be what others feel all the time? Is this how it is supposed to be? So many questions with so many answers then leaving it was like a part of me stayed. Its a long drive home a song comes on the radio that brings on a toren

Bruder Und Schwester In Armen
We train hard for this moment Endure our hellish weeks Repetition becomes our friend Strangers now our…lifeline They are our family now Brother and sister from another Together we continue to train for… This moment Pack our bags with essentials Before we depart... We reassure our loving families Don our helmet, vest, holster and sling We travel, we wait, and we endure Endure our hellish months Hustle, move, quick turn Backs ache…legs and arms burn Suck it up and control the pain Gone are cologne and perfume The only scent in the air is… Sweat And Gun Oil… It's damn hot…so f'n hot You think you know hot… Opening the oven doesn't compare Seared lungs…tearing eyes Stinging sand…raging wind And we continue to train for… This moment Hellish months turn to year Canteen water tastes old… But at least it's wet Hope the chow is good… Thank you GOD for the MRE Dig a hole to sleep Just not too deep Gone is music…faded long ago The only sound in the air is G

Blue Shadows
I've been around the world And every man bleeds the same But when the lights are dim You never know who's to blame I don't want no scars to show I don't want no one to know So I'll be killing time in the blue shadows No other place for me to go No other place for dying slow So I'll be killing time in the blue shadows I've been around the world I take credit for the things I've done But when the lights are dim I'm not the only guilty one I don't want no scars to show I don't want no one to know So I'll be killing time in the blue shadows I've been around the world And every story ends the same But when the lights are dim You won't remember my name I don't want no scars to show I don't want no one to know So I'll be killing time in the blue shadows No other place for me to go No other place for dying slow So I'll be killing time in the blue shadows No other place for me to go No other place for dying slow So I'll be killing, just killing time So I'll b

Good Friends
I SHOT AN ARROW INTO THE AIR & IT FELL TO THE EARTH. I KNOW NOT WHERE. OH SO SWIFTLY, IT FLEW, THE SIGHT COULD NOT FOLLOW IT IN IT'S FLIGHT. A LONG TIME AFTERWARD IN AN OAK, I FOUND THE ARROW STILL UNBROKE & THE SONG FROM BEGINNING TO END I FOUND AGAIN IN THE HEART OF A FRIEND. !!!!!!!! --- Longfellow

Letters....military Related
the days are long nights even longer not hearing from you makes me worry but I know you're doing okay just really busy I wait for the letter and read it over and over when it comes its hard to write back there’s so much I want to say yet no words to say it right so when my letters are far and few in between don’t think I forgot about you know that I cant explain my feelings but I love you so very much!

Sun
Sun slices through blinds Across my legs, And into the corner. I think about the time we had Holding on to you was like holding on to sunlight. One step in the dark; you were gone, I was cold and alone. When you were with me, you lit my face down to my toes, the temperature of bloods that ran through me rivaled lava, it was almost nuclear. I watched you at twighlight. Your light grew brightest before it died And even though I was bathed in luminescence, I tasted cold in every kiss. It is long past nightfall now, Your eyes did smile, words did flatter, But all we were or ever could be Fell behind the hill With the large golden coin.

Romantic Quotes From Rednecks...lol
The Redneck Valentine! Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's And without all them fleas. You move like the bass, Which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales But I luv you anyway. You're as graceful as okry Jist a-dancin' in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as Sun Drop Right out of the can. You have all yore teeth, For which I am proud; I hold my head high When we're in a crowd. On special occasions, When you shave yore armpits, Well, I'm in hawg heaven, I'm plumb outta my wits. Still them fellers at work They all want to know, What I did to deserve Such a purty, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape Yo're there fer yore man, To patch up life's troubles And stick 'em in the can. Yo're as strong as a four-wheeler Racin' through the mud, Yet fragile as that sanger Named Naomi Judd. Yo're as cut

Wondering
Wondering Today I sit all alone, just staring at the phone. wondering if your gonna call or doesn't it matter at all Just thinking about our future if we have one at all. somethings just might not be meant to be, I guess in time we will see. Do you think of me in the night, when your laying in your bed. or just sitting around thinking of other things instead, Sometimes the nights go by so fast, other times they last and last. Maybe it's time to stop thinking of the past, and just let things fall even if it's too fast. Time doesn't stand still for a broken heart so all we must do is look to the future, and wonder what's in store, who know's it might be better than before. Fate has away of destroying you in two and there is nothing you can do Just one step at a time they say But i will do it my own way I've decided to let you go no point in holding on to what is gone. and wondering was it ever there at all i will never know since you never call.

Fucking Bitch
I just found out that someone is using one of my pics and is playing it off as themselves. I dont know who it is yet, as it was seen in the "bored" feature and the person who saw it went to the next before getting her name. If anyone sees this person please let me know so I can a. rip her a new asshole and b. get her pic pulled faster than you can say cunt. thanks this is the pic she's using of me

Dj Sexy Angel Up For Bid!!!
Who Wants To Own Thier Very Own Sexy Angel Bunny FU Owned By ______ In My Name Will Rate Pics 11's & 10's During HH Will Rate Stash During HH Will Be Added To My Top Friends List Make You My Crush Add Them To My Messenger Make A SFW Salute Will Leave Profile Comments

My Love
I still feel your Love, it's why I miss you so much. I still feel your love tho I'll never again feel your touch. It's a fist round my heart, it tears at my soul, this missing you so badly is making me old. I want to let go, so your soul can evolve, I want you to find peace and finally rest my sweet love. So I try and I try as each day passes by to turn loose my hold on your love so true. But the harder I try, and the more I am told "Let him go" the more I get blue. I don't know what to do, how to just BE, without you. ~For Gus By ALB 03/05/08 copyright ©2008 by the author. All rights reserved by author.

Shit That Happens In Life...
Why the fuck do ppl like to start a lot of drama for... well that is a good question... I think that ppl do it cause that is the only thing that they have to do... I guess that they are that bored in life that they have to start shit with other ppl that don't even talk to them... So can somebody tell me when the fuck is going on here... That would be a lot of help for me... How do I deal with this shit and not get into trouble with anyone else??? Comments would be great help to me... Ty... ~Susan~

Oh No No No Yes Yes Yes! It Has Happen To Me Again! Check It Out!
OH NO NO NO YES YES YES! IT HAS HAPPEN AGAIN! DIVA ARE DOING A AUCTION AND WHO WILL BE THE LUCKY ONE TO WIN ME FOR A MONTH! CLICK MY PHOTO TO BID HERE: SPONSORED BY: LSD's SHELL™ ~*~DYLON's DIVA's~*~@ fubar BULLETIN BY THE ONE AND ONLY AKAMRS. T

What's So Hard About The Autism Question?
We’ve heard some extraordinary statements in the last week. For the first time in any of our lifetimes, autism has become an active issue in a Presidential campaign, to the point that the major campaigns have all developed an autism policy statement. In questions posed directly to the campaigns (in two cases by A-CHAMP) and to the candidates (in one case by a mother in a town hall meeting), we’ve learned that we have a clear consensus among the three leading candidates about the answer to a simple question. Question: Do you believe there is an autism epidemic in the United States? Barack Obama: “Autism Spectrum Disorders (ASD) is the fastest growing developmental disorder in the United Sates and, perhaps the world.. One in 150 children is diagnosed with ASD. These numbers can not be explained solely by increased awareness or changes to the diagnostic criteria. It is a health crisis and I will act accordingly.” Hillary Clinton: “Yes. Today, one in 150 children are diagnosed wit

Profile In Stasis
I turned the privacy settings for viewing my profile to "friends only" while I do my best to work on some important personal projects. I'll be here occasionally to check on things and say hi, but my intent is to stay focused on my work. I can very easily be reached here, or by email sauceruney@gmail.com

Http://groups.msn.com/fellowshipofjuggalosonlinecommunitycenter/ourmissionstatement.msnw
MISSION STATEMENT The mission of the Fellowship Of Juggalos is to provide a non-denominational, non-judgemental, spiritual platform for not only the Juggalo Community but to anyone who wishes to worship in an independent free environment. We, the Fellowship Of Juggalos, believe that all Mankind has the right to interpret God and Faith as they so choose. We seek Inter-Faith cooperation, through the means of education and cultural awareness. Every Juggalo, no matter what denomination should have the right to share their views on Faith and moralistic values and each member of Faith should feel that they have a voice. Knowledge shared by non-judgemental peaceful interaction can eliminate Fear which inevitably eliminates Hate and Violence. "It is not God who segregates Man from God, but Man who segregates himself and others from God. It is the goal of the Fellowship Of Juggalos to aid the Juggalo Community with issues that effect the Individual and the Juggalo Nation as a peopl

Can I Have A Minute Of Your Time Please
HELLO EVERY ONE! ******************** SPARE ME A MINUTE OF YOUR TIME PLEASE! ******************** I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY PARTNER, DJ & CO-OWNER OF WÌ£ÐÇÄT £ÖÚÑGÈ~Ñ~RÄÐÌÖ! GO HIT HIM UP, FAN, RATE AND ADD HIM CAUSE HE IS ONE OF THE MOST SWEET & FABULOUS PEOPLE ON FUBAR. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, TRY AND YOU'LL FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF. PLEASE TELL HIM WILDCAT SENT YOU. HAVE A GREAT EVENING AND WONDERFUL SUNDAY LOVE Y'ALL ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞® ۞DJ BiG۞ ÇÖ-ÖWÑÈR ÖF WÌ£ÐÇÄT £ÖÚÑGÈ~Ñ~RÄÐÌÖ@ fubar HE PLAY THE BEST MUSIC FOR ALL TASTES & HAS THE BEST VARIETY OF SONGS. WE ARE HIRING CLICK THE LINK BELOW ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ LõÚñGÈ۞ THIS ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONE AND ONLY: ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞®ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. Ñ WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ ŦRÄÌÑ,

Baseball Is Back!!
I'M SO GLAD BASEBALL IS BACK.OK SO IT'S NOT OFFICIALLY BACK UNTIL MARCH 31ST THAT IS OPENING DAY,BUT ATLEAST I HAVE SPRING TRAINING GAMES TO WATCH UNTIL THE GAMES COUNT IN 3 WEEKS OR SO.I KNOW MOST OF U AREN'T YANKEE FANS BUT I DON'T CARE I LOVE MY YANKEES AND I LOVE HOW EVERYONE SEEMS TO HATE THEM.IT GIVES ME THAT US AGAINST THE WORLD MENTALITY LOL.NOW THE PAST 8 YEARS HAVEN'T ENDED THE WAY I WANTED THEM TO END BUT THE REALLY GOOD THING IS THE YANKEES FINALLY WENT BACK TO THEIR OLD FORMULA OF DEVELOPING YOUNG TALENT AND MIXING THEM IN WITH SOME OF THE VETERANS,WHICH IS HOW THEY WENT ON THEIR BIG RUN IN THE 90'S.SO YEA THE FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT ONCE AGAIN AND I AM SO GLAD AFTER A LONG WINTER TO SEE BASEBALL BACK AGAIN.I KNOW ONE THING,THIS IS GONNA BE A VERY INTERESTING YEAR AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR OPENING DAY!!!!!!!

Me...a Vampire..?
Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Deacon FrostYeah you are the take no prisoners it's my way no matter what type. You do whatever the hell you like and make no apoligies for it. The tempermental vamp surrounded by lots of hot chick vampires Deacon Frost 83%Lestat 83%Marius 83%Akasha 75%Blade 67%Dracula 50%Armand 33%Louis 25%Angel 25%Spike

Please Pray For My Mom!
Hello everyone. My names Crystal and I'm 21 years old... I am currently staying with my parents in their home in Florida, preparing to move with them back to NY. When I awoke this morning I found that I was home alone, and the house was left with lights on and a general mess, so just a few moments ago, I called my parents cell phone to find out where they were. My dad has just informed me that my mother was admitted to the hospital this morning. She has been coughing up blood. This happened to her before when I was 13 years old, and my mother was diagnosed with lung cancer. She beat it, and has been getting yearly screenings, though I'm not sure about this past year. All I am asking is that you all keep my mom in your thoughts and prayers. I am having my baby in June, and she needs to be in his/her life. My mom is 68 years old, and my best friend. I cannot lose her. TO MY MOTHER Mom, Everything will work out, because if you can survive raising me for 21 years, you can

Remember Now, And Do Not Forget Later...
You talk trash about your 'buddies' that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean. You go to the mall and get your hair redone. He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today. You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over. He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months. You hug and kiss your girlfriend, l

Touch My Body ~ Mariah Carey
MC, uh, uh, uh In the place to be Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah I know that you've been waiting for it I'm waiting too In my imagination I'd be all up on you I know you got that fever for me Hundred and two And boy I know I feel the same My temperature's through the roof If there's a camera up in here Then it's gonna leave with me When I do (I do) If there's a camera up in here Then I'd best not catch this flick On YouTube (YouTube) 'Cuz if you run your mouth and brag About this secret rendezvous I will hunt you down 'Cuz they be all up in my business Like a Wendy interview But this is private Between you and I Touch my body Put me on the floor Wrestle me around Play with me some more Touch my body Throw me on the bed I just wanna make you feel Like you never did. Touch my body Let me wrap my thighs All around your waist Just a little taste Touch my body Know you like my curves Come on and give

Killa ~ Cherish
Yo joc? Yea I dont think they ready for this one Oh... Cherish They make me wanna lose control Yea You know who it is I'm in a white beater, two seater cruise control Pull up and ya girl might lose control Not playas circle but a duffle bag boy Guarantee they cant get enough of that boy I saw him from a distance and i watched him make his way to the bar. He walked up to me slowly, whispers and he says "I know who you are, I wanna get to know you" I can tell he was a player but he knows just how to make ya lose control Somehow i knew.. That shawty is a killa But i really want him And i gotta have him tonight Sraight heart breaker But it really dont matter Cause i really want him tonight The way he licks his lips, I'm in a infatuated state of mind oooh yea Hes so hard to resist I got to tell ya baby boy is so fine Just got ta have you ooh yea' I can tell he was a playa But he knows how to make ya lose control If you only

Naughty Application Please Apply
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Email your answers..... SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO

Without U
Mandy and Austin have been going out since 7th grade, now they are in 11th grade. Mandy has been thinking of breaking up with him. One Friday afternoon, on their 5th anniversary, Mandy and Austin where talking over the phone: (Phone ringing at Mandy's house) Mandy: Hello Austin: Hey Baby Girl, how is it going? Mandy: Alright, u? Austin: Pretty good, so are u still up for the movie? Mandy: Im sorry i can't go, i promised my little sister that i would take her out to eat today. Austin: That sucks Mandy: Im really truly sorry Austin: Its all right, so can u got tomorrow then? Mandy: I cant, sorry, i have to go with Alyssa and her boyfriend to the mall. Austin: U know, it seems like u have been avoiding me this past few days. First u cant go out to dinner with me because u have a paper due, then u cant come over because u are to tired, and today during passing periods u totally ignored me. I had something i wanted to give to u. Mandy: Im sorry, im

Rede The Fallen One - Part 4
Weeks after the last battle Rede hears whispers of the missing lycan leader. Whispers and rumors that lead him to a seedy bar on the bad side of town. Metal music thumped, the pulsating lights uncomfortable to Rede's sensative eyes as he searched the crowd for signs of the cornhole. He had escaped once, he would not again. Out of the corner of his eye, Rede saw his prey hunched down at a table in the back of the bar. He was making his way quickly toward the back when the coward ran down a hallway and out a back door. While the lycan ran Rede flew to the rooftops to follow him. By jumping rooftop to rooftop the coward was finally cornered in a dark alley on a silent back street.. Rede jumped down now that he has prey trapped in a back alley. Slowly Rede walked toward the cowardly thing. "You have eluded me long enough you spineless jelly fish. Flee and let your clan die while you are free to live on. How pathetic. You die here. No more running. Stand and meet your destiny

A Bulletin.....
A Soldier's Poem IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES OR CANADIAN SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES