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SherBear's blog: "jokes"

created on 10/23/2006  |  http://fubar.com/jokes/b16843

Why I Love Mom ! ! !‏

Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, "I'm tired, and >it's getting > >late. I think I'll go to bed" > >She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's >lunches. > >Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for >supper the > >following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the >sugar > >container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the >coffee pot for > >brewing the next morning. > >She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of >clothes into the > >washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button > >She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone >back on the > >charger and put the telephone book into the drawer. > >She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a >towel to dry. > >She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She >stopped by the > >desk > >and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the >field trip, > >and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair. > >She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped >the envelope > >and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near >her purse. > >Mom then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night >solution & > >age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and >filed her > >nails. > > > >Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed." > >"I'm on my way," she said. > >She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, >then made > >sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on. > >She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside >lamps and > >TV's, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the hamper, >and had a > >brief conversation with the one up still doing homework. > >In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the >next day, > >straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 >most > >important things to do list. She said her prayers, and >visualized the > >accomplishment of her goals. > >About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one >in > >particular. "I'm going to bed." > >And he did...without another thought. > >Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer...? > >CAUSE WE ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL..... (and we can't die >sooner, we still > >have things to do!!!!) > >Send this to five phenomenal women today...they'll love you for >it! I just > >did. > >THEN, GO TO BED
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