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Fucking Sweet, Bitches
Guess who's got the new two-disk Platinum Edition Little Mermaid DVD? That's right, motherfuckers, I do! I know you're just boiling with jealousy now! I also got my choice of liscensed plush toy for free with it. So now me and Flounder can watch our favourite movie whenever we want to. So, if you decide that you are worthy of this joy, go to Best Buy to get it. It was five dollars cheaper there than at FYE and you got the toy. I think FYE had some gay movie card or something, and KB Toys didn't give anything with it. Another cause for rapturous joy is that Terry and I shall be moving out of this shitty shit-hole in a matter of days. Three of them, if you wish to be specific. So, as of Saturday, I will have an awesome apartment and you won't, because I'm awesome and you suck. Yes, I mean you, specifically reading this right now, and no one else.
The Only One
When they all come crashing down- midflight you know you're not the only one when they're so alone they find a back door out of life you know you're not the only one We're all grieving lost and bleeding All our lives we've been waiting for someone to call our leader all your lies I'm not believing heaven shine a light down on me So afraid to open your eyes- hypnotized you know you're not the only one never understood this life and you're right I don't deserve but you know I'm not the only one We're all grieving lost and bleeding All our lives we've been waiting for someone to call our leader all your lies I'm not believing heaven shine a light down on me Don't look down don't look into the eyes of the world beneath you don't look down, you'll fall down, you'll become their sacrifice right or wrong can't hold onto the fear that I'm lost without you if I can't feel, I'm not mine, I'm not real All our lives we've been waiting for someone to
Saddam Hussein
How did the US military find Haddam Hussein........................ They threw a case of Viagra into the cave and the PRICK stood up
Comments Made In 1955
"I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20." "Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $2000 will only buy a used one." "If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous." "Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?" "If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store." "When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage." "Kids today are impossible Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls." "I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying 'damn' in 'Gone With The Wind,' it seems every new mo
Mighty Morphing Power Rangers
wat the fuck is up with all these morphing pics? at first they looked cool but they seem to be like assholes, everyone has one!! they are somewat retarded. and now everytime I look at my bulliton bored somone is asking me to send them money so they can make one for all the starving kids in 3rd world countrys, they say if everyone sent them a buck they would have enuff money to make one for the whole world. gosh I wish everyone would send me just a buck!! if everyone would just send me a buck, just a buck thats all I'm askin for, ya know I could maybe have a day off with out worrieing about how I'm going to pay my bills. after all this working 7 days a week sure does fucking suck!!
I look at you lying there Knowing that you wont wake up To tell me those three words that I have longed to here from you all my life I will all ways remember you choosing a drink before me I will all ways remember your dieing yellow body wasting away all that poison eating your liver When you said as you were dieing pleas forgive me lord and look after my children and you reached up and said take me home that gave me hope When I see you in haven I know you will tell me you love me right Will you put me first why daddy did you treat me so bad why do you have to go why don’t you want to hold me and tell me every thing is all right Daddy when I see you in heaven will you hold me tight Ill live every day the best that I can but at least I have hope that I get you at the end
Hehehhe Yep
wel am glad one more week before my birthday kind realy excited that iam its going to rock shame dont have more peps but it will do
Hi everyone. Well I'm new and just want to say whats up. LIfe is very busy so I'm not on line as much as I would like but it works for now. so talk to you later.
Hmmmm And Some Days ......
ever wake up and it turns out its one of those days where you seriusly wonder if you have the iq of a hamster if you arnt triping over the english language as a whole.Your finding your self doing the most stupidly absent minded things imaginable I woke up today and it was one of those kind of days. If i wasnt sending the wrong messages to the interaly wrong ppl on msn (lol worst part the mesage I sent to the wrong msn user was actualy ment for yahoo... talk about a blonde moment huh)lol so I wound up talking naughty to my sister of all bloody ppl and I never did get around to sending the naughty tidbit to who it was ment for. then proced to thank myself for adding me ...opps wrong damn profile lol wouldnt even have noticed if I hadnt tryed to rate my new freinds profile. so needless to say today has been a mighty long day and a damn good day to get a gigle at my own expence
Thank You !!
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October - Thug
JANUARY=PIMP Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them MFE. FEBRUARY=SMARTS Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Reali
Vampire Archtype
What Fictional Vampire Archtype are You?You are the Undying Artist. Moody, erratic, and empassioned, you find art in the darkness. You cultivate dark beauty and dark artists to surround yourself and drink of the song in their blood.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
It is time for you to go now." The Lady spoke to him in a sweet voice. "So soon?" he answered, "It seems as if I just arrived." "It always does," she smiled, "But it's time to move on to another life and another body. You'll like this one." "I hope so. Buchenwald was not pleasant...." "No, it isn't. But, like you folks say, 'that's Life!'" He laughed, and stood up on the so-green grass. "Yeah, I guess it is. See you in a while, folks." The Circle of friends waved at him, wishing him luck and good fortune, and he and the Lady moved off into a misty area. "Pretty foggy here," he remarked. "It will clear up soon," she said, and she took his hand. They walked for a long time, until he saw they were on a quiet street in a small town. It looked like a nice place. Around the corner was a park, and in it, two people, a man and a woman, were sitting on a bench, holding hands. They were deeply in love, and that love shone around them to those with eyes to see. "These are
Chinese Shrimp And Tofu Soup
This is a typical Chinese soup involving ginger, shrimp, and tofu. It is easy to make and fast! Good for cold weather too!" Original recipe yield: 6 servings PREP TIME 30 Min COOK TIME 8 Min R INGREDIENTS * 1 tablespoon vegetable oil * 2 cloves garlic, minced * 1 (1/2 inch) piece fresh ginger root, minced * 6 ounces raw small shrimp, shelled and deveined * 1 quart chicken stock * 8 ounces tofu, diced small * 1/3 cup frozen peas, thawed * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon black pepper * 1 tablespoon cornstarch DIRECTIONS 1. Heat the oil in a large saucepan or wok over high heat. Cook the garlic and ginger until fragrant and lightly browned. Stir in the shrimp, and stir fry until cooked, then remove and set aside. Pour in the chicken stock and bring to a boil. Reduce heat to medium, add the tofu and peas, season with salt and pepper, then return to a simmer. Mix the cornstarch with a little water to form a thin paste. Stir
B/f Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 17.Do you think I'm hot? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 21. what do you rate me outta 1-10??
The Key To Immortality
When all is said and done in the end, what is there to carry on? Will you be missed? Mourned? Forgotten? Remembered? Will loved ones and friends’ remember you with love and laughter, or tears and pain? Ask yourself if you have made an impression on someone. If you have left your stamp in time to never be forgotten by those that matter. Will the legacy of your life carry on when you’re no longer here to live it? Live life to the fullest everyday, for you never know when it may be your last. Find peace in knowing that nothing can be perfect and that people perceive things differently so some may be happy with you and others may be upset on a day by day basis. If you live life doing things that make you happy, you’ll please others along the way in most cases. By all means live life to it’s fullest and with no regrets, because when you have regrets that means you have questions too. At my fathers eulogy there was a saying “Remember me with love and laughter, for that is how I’
Which One Are You?
You scored as Marius. You are the quiet cool. You are so mellow people are lulled into a false sense of security. When you are pissed god help anyone who crosses you?Marius100%Blade100%Dracula100%Deacon Frost83%Armand67%Akasha67%Angel67%Spike58%Lestat50%Louis33%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with
What Breed Of Music Are You?
You scored as metal. metal80%Indie60%grunge55%Pop Punk40%Punk40%classic rock35%reggae35%mainstream rock30%Pop20%country15%Emo5%ska0%rap
If These Walls Could Talk
If these walls could talk, you'd know my body is dead, my mind has been taken over, that's why I am so scared, I can't control it, anger is making me blind, I've been left here on my own chained to a hate of some kind. If these walls could talk. If these walls could talk, you'd know about my fears, about all those nights I screamed for help, about all my fallen tears. You'd know about the demons haunting me at night, you'd be able to help me keep my fire alight, if these walls could talk. If these walls could talk they would say that it's all right, God sends His angels to look over me at night. They'd encourage me, say though I am alone it doesn't mean I‘m on my own. He watches me, from above and showers me with all His love, if only these walls could talk.
~*~Tag ~*~ Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! here they are.. 1.I HELP OTHERS BEFORE MYSELF! 2.I HAVE A LOW SELF ESTEEM!! 3.I HAVE SCARS ON MY BELLY FROM C-SECTION AND GALL BLADDER SURGERY! 4.I LIKE TO TALK I LIKE COMUNICATION!!! 5.I NEVER HAVE ANY TIME FOR MYSELF! 6.I CAN ONLY HOPE FOR ALL THE HAPPY ENDINGS!!! OK HOPEFULLY I DID THIS RIGHT..........I CHOOSE MY 6 PEOPLE ARE....... PUSSYCAT BOO BOO SPEEDY NODREAMSSUFFICE DEW1269 FINGER LICKIN GOOD OK COME ON YA'LL LETS DO THIS THING!!!!!
Letting It Rip Away
its wednesday and im so fucking bored. im not even working when i should be, but oh well. i was thinking i want a cherryblast but i have no credit card or whatever which sucks but oh well. get people to add me and ill love you forever.
How To Develop Your Own Psychic Abilities To Improve Your Life
Everyone is psychic. Some people are more so than others and every one of us possesses this ability. You do. I do. And we can further develop, train, and direct, what we already possess . . . expand our psychic potential until every measure of our lives is vastly improved. Psychic abilities are practical and usable. This is true because psychic abilities are merely extensions of faculties normal to us. For instance, clairvoyance extends the ability to see, clairaudience extends the ability to hear, telepathy - the ability to communicate, precognition - our sensing faculties, deja vu - past memory recall. Every psychic ability you've ever heard of is but an enhanced version of what is normal and typical for each member of the human race. What does it take to extend our faculties? First and foremost, a positive attitude and the ability to relax and imagine and trust. Faculty extensions (what most people refer to as "psychic abilities) allow us to access multiple layers of information,
Maverick By Ricardo Semler
I was told about this guy a while back and never heard of him, was telling a guy who I know what I wanted to do, so he suggested I read this book, so I found and it and read it in one night, another book I couldnt put down. I actually wrote to him a while back and was fairly over the moon when he wrote back. MAVERICK: The Success Behind the World's Most Unusual Workplace Laurie D. T. Mann (Ricardo Semler, Warner Books, 1993 $22.95, probably in paperback) Ricardo Semler is the son of a wealthy Brazilian industrialist who was not accepted at Harvard University. So his father made him the CEO of Semco. Maverick tells the story of the revolutionary changes Ricardo Semler made in Semco. Semco was a traditionally structured industrial pump manufacturer. Founder Antonio Curt Semler retired in 1980, giving the company to his son Ricardo, who was only 21. Young Semler proceeded to fire most of the top managers in an effort to perform emergency surgery on the foundering company.
Who I Miss The Most
The person I miss the most ! My Baby Brother ... It was a bitter day for us Janurary 25, as we sat along side your bed.. hoping and praying something strong enough within you would pull you out of this weak frame you was in ! .. I sat along side your bed all night long, praying and hoping that God would strengthen your weak body and bring you back some life. Holding your hand, kissing your check, rubbing your precious belly.. starring at a monitor, that would eventually nestle it's way down to 0 heart rate ! I will never forget that number appearing on that heart monitor, or screaming as I lay across your lifeless body hoping this was all some sort of nightmare ! Then I realize there was going to be along ride home... As I walked into the house, I see our precious Dear MOTHER sitting in her recliner, I knelt before her.. lay my head on your legs, looked up into her eyes and said " MOMMY he's gone " .. she said in a soft, yet not quite understanding voice ... " he's
To Watch The Paint Drain From The Wall...
Pitter...Patter The fell of rain on your once enraged face Rain washes away the pain of the wrong doing of the crimson blood The sound of a beating heart one less than before Fear consumes the body not knowing the next step To just walk away Let the irrigate wash away the evidence never wanting to face the truth Never able to say Good-Bye
What Did I Tell You?
Brown eyes Sexy as hell and adorable, love to make new friends. Their relationship tends to be very honest cause if they aren't truly in love, the relationship won't work. They fall easily for their best friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care for or love, very good kissers, are straight up WARRIORS, and don't care what anybody thinks.
OPERATOR – Eastwood Insurance, how may I be of service? CHRIS – Yes, I saw your commercial on television this morning, the one where you say, “No problem.” And I thought this might be a good time to look into getting some insurance on my automobile. OPERATOR – We’d be happy to help you, Sir. Do you currently have auto insurance? CHRIS – Well, I had some insurance, but I was a little unlucky. OPERATOR – I understand. How’s your driving record? CHRIS – I guess I have a couple of movers – ran a light and a speeding ticket. OPERATOR – Any other violations? CHRIS – Ummmmm, maybe a DUI, but that was a while ago. OPERATOR – Perhaps we should check your record. May I have your license number? CHRIS – Sure, BFL175 OPERATOR – No Sir, I mean your driver’s license number. CHRIS – I don’t have it with me. OPERATOR – Could you get it and call me back? CHRIS – They took it. OPERATOR – Who took it? CHRIS – The judge. Maybe you could look it up for me.
My Journey
My daughter is now 2 and a half and every time i look at her i think wow as i cant believe all that we have gone through together.Our journey began in april 2004.I woke up one tuesday not feeling very well,a decision was taken to go to the hospital and not to work.Iam so glad that iam well in touch with my inner self as i konw it saved my daughters life.Once at the hospital it was made clear that i would be staying in due to an infection(what a bummer).I remember joking to another mum to be that i would be home tomorrow,ah ha famous last words.Little did any one reazlise what was going to happen over the next five and a half months or the next year after that.............. to be contuined
Early Halloween
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Welcome To Lc
Well i just joined LC today.. i think i am getting the hang of it, seems pretty cool....just be patient with me, i am learning...
Two Couples Playing Cards
Two couples were playing cards. Bill accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Doug's wife was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Bill hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Bill went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Doug's wife followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" Bill admitted that, well, yes he did. She said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $100." After a minute or two, Bill indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Doug works Friday afternoons and Bill doesn't, Bill should come to her house around 2:00pm on Friday. Friday came and Bill went to her house at 2:00 pm. After paying her $100 they went to the bedroom, had sex, and then Bill left. Doug came home about 6:00pm. He asked his wife, "Did Bill come by this afternoon?" Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes." Next Do
For Those Born 1925-1979
Those Born 1925-1979! TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants &children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank koolade made wi
Butterflies In My Stomach
Goodnight! But before I hit the hay, wish me luck! I've got my first class tomorrow... first day! :>
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank koolade made with sugar, but we weren't overweight
The First Nirvana Rock Cafe (page 1)
History of Nirvana Rock-Cafe. The Early Years 1st page History: April 2005 The front yard of a small house in Villa Hermosa's sector 3 is turned into a Coca Cola stand with computer spakers plugged into the "caseta" (name given to a tin metal concession stand which Coca Cola supplies to people who wish to sell their products). This stand is usually supplied under a users contract together with a Coca Cola display fridge. The need for a place to go and listen to music other than the local run down "cantinas" (small eerie looking bars) was satisfied. fliers were spread around the area with a name for it. Nirvana Rock-Cafe such place to hang out quicky attracted people and customers who everyday showed up to request songs, contribute with music, purchased Coca Colas and snacks and mingle with others who shared their same interests and musical taste. Soon spanish guitars appeared on the scene brought by enthusiastic customers looking for a
...LIBRA... .Very pretty. .Very romantic. .Nice to everyone They meet. .Their Love is one of a kind. .Silly, fun and sweet. .Have own unique sexiness. .Most caring person you will ever meet! .Amazing in Bed..!!! .Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna ........ with... .u might end up crying... .the most irresistible.
The average age of the infantryman is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his fathers, but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a revent high school graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or jazz or swing and 155mm howitzers. he is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can feild strip a rifle in 30 seconds and reassemble it in less. He can recite to you th
Bryant Mcgill Phone Call To Me
I got to Bryant McGill this afternoon on the phone it was so exciting. he has a number where you can call its toll free.
My Kitty
Please go vote for my kitty
Great Song
Hinder Lips Of An Angel
My Theme Song What Is Yours
Your Theme Song is Beautiful Day by U2 "Sky falls, you feel like It's a beautiful day Don't let it get away" You see the beauty in life, especially in ordinary everyday moments. And if you're feeling down, even that seems a little beautiful too. What's Your Theme Song?
Family Adds
My family is for those who i respect the most and actually talk to me
No cheating. If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose? Pick your dessert, then look to see what Psychiatrists think about you! After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to others, but when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject box above. ALSO, SEND IT TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TOYOU! (Sorry you can only pick one!!) OK - Now that you've made your choice, scroll down to see what research says about you ! ANGEL FOOD CAKE ... Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times. BROWNIES... You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of under dogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your sabre. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal
Dis Id Effing Great
Melissa -- [adjective]:Insatiable to the point of crazy 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at
Crazy Woman Talk
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
Look me in the eyes , and see my pain . Look me in the eyes , and feel my shame. I cant believe I never thought i'd lose you this way, so look me in the eyes ,before you walk away. I've lived my life trying to please you, not knowing that I would never succeed. why cant you look me in the eye. look me in the eyes, and see my pain. look me in the eyes, and feel my shame.
Sweet Dreams
Wanted to tell everyone good night hard for mer to hold my eyes open So have a great night
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My Life
my life suck's at time because its like the harder i try i can get kno where i my life i got a house , money , power , wet air an heat , but i dont have any body to send time with an have fun with all i have is my brother an his freinds an my freinds but i wish i had a women to chill with an enjoy send time with her i have a good time with all my freinds but a part of my life is miss i feel like but i set in my house on my compter every night think an every time i get depressed i getin sick of bein by myself im 23 an im fixin to be 24 an im still single people ask me every day just about why i drunk so much an i tell them im just tired of bein by myself . so if any body reads this i kno it sounds crazy but its true
American Indian Custom
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a tour of the reservation they were on, she asked, "Why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdress?" She asked a brave who had only one feather in his headdress. His reply was, "me have only one squaw, me have only one feather." She asked another brave, feeling the first fellow was only joking. This brave had four feathers in his headdress. He replied, "ugh me have four feathers because me sleeps with four squaws." Still not convinced the number of feathers indicated the number of mates involved, she decided to interview the chief. Now the chief had a headdress full of feathers which, needless to say, amused Miss Walters. She asked the chief, "why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?" The chief proudly sounded his chest and said, "me chief fuck-em all, big, small, fat, tall, me fuck-em all." Horrified, Miss Walters stated, "you ought to be hung. The ch
Do You Really Care For Some One??
BE HONEST. If you REALLY like someone right now, And MISS them right at this moment, And can't get them OUT OF YOUR HEAD, Then re-post this titled "Do U have feelings for Someone??? "Within one (1) minute, And whoever you are missing, Will surprise you tomorrow : When u r online ...whose name do u look for first? when a slow song comes on the radio-whose face comes to ur mind first? when u hear ur phone ringing who do u hope it is calling? whose name makes ur heart skip a beat? in the next 60 seconds send this to all the people on ur list and the person that u are thinkin of will do something special to show how much they care about u! if i dont get dis back i guess ur not my friend. If u have alot of love for someone copy and send to ur whole list in 5 mins ur true love will call u!!!!! Just try (repost of original by 'Kara Cakes' on '2006-10-17 22:17:06') (repost of original by 'BABYFREAK' on '2006-10-17 22:22:11') (repost of original by 'let's have some fun' on '2006-10-17
It's Gotta Go Somewhere
Well, for whatever reason, I can't seem to reach Blogger tonight. Hope that's not the case with everyone ... my sites will get lonely. ;) But, since I can't get there to post what I was going to post, I'll post it here. Why not. Now, some of you might find this trivial, and I admit, 95% of it IS trivial. I don't put much stock in such things. I have bigger and better targets for my attention. I am not a handsome man. That photo of me is rather deceptive - it's me, alright, but hey, I'm wearing a hat and sunglasses, and the colors are all funky. It's not just artistic. Normally this doesn't bother me. I'm not a brick shithouse in the muscles department, and, well, I've bad teeth. Very bad. Nothing I can do about it; I was born with a low enamel count and I've had the teeth I do about ten years longer than the dentists and doctors told me I would, so I count myself lucky. Eventually, I'll have the 6 grand nessasary to get all new stuff, but until then I don't smile much and
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Was It Really A Disaster
yesterday I started this poem, and lost it i freaked out. I'll try again. Was it really a Disaster: Was our time that we shared a disaster as you say. Was I your friend or was I really being used. The perseption was a blurr. The reality even more. It was a time of self doubt and great loss. You seen that and ran with it Yes our begining was a matter of need and time of transition. the first ended with a fight over children and we both started a new seperate life than me life fell apart to point of no return
I Miss All The Time,but
life's little curve balls Things are so strange now so much is going on Today my aunt called us to let us know one my relatives committed suicide this week my mother has lost her mind (dementia) I have no job and someone I love and still have deep feelings for his birthday is monday I can't keep my life in order i did not fill my meds till today my emotions are all over the place. I can't deal with this any more alone. dating and sex don't fill this void very long. This man I care for stopped seeing me because he wanted this 25 yr old child he lied and said he was seeing other women too. That was a lie. He was only seeing her but he wanted too much too soon and she ended it. it was karma he hurt me and he got it back. i feel bad in a way but i laughed and felt he deserved it. I hurt for him I still care for him miss him want to talk to him take him in my arms . I can't its wrong It pains me
The Purfect Couple
perfect couple..... debora and jeff look how good we look togather . if anyone can will you make us a picture with both of us in it,like a background or something plz i would be very greatful thank ya and love ya your friend debora love you jeff
Player Dis Liker!
Ok well happy late sweetest day EVERYONE! Well yesterday sean and I had a bon fire/bday party to go too at his uncle Matt's. It was his 37th bday bash! So Seans mom's side of teh family is the drunk side! Well I love his family! Theyre so funny and a lot like mine! So his one Aunt Sarah was just LOADED! She was HILLARIOUS! Well shes older liek 40's I believe.Well.. A) She works in Detroit, a few black guys told her she had junk in her trunk! Hillarious as is but her reply was better "yeah I do I have a case of toliet paper in it." I almost pissed myself! B) Some one called her a player hater! She has no clue what any new slang is. Well she was so drunk she was saying player hitter. So everyone who was aound the fire who knew what one was was in hysterics! So she kept asking what it was! So she claimed she had to pee but she went and asked a younger guy what the hell it was! He told her. So she came back. And was all pleased that she knew what the hell it was! Then she said she
More Pics!
i wanna add more pics but every time i try to the page to invite friends pops i clicking the wrong thing or what GRR and its not letting me view my user comment n not a total idiot! :P what am i doing wrong people?!!!! RAWRRRRR!!!! LOLhahahahaha! :P
I Love You
Love Lost
If time could only stand still you would still be here with me wrapped in each others arms making love for all of eternity If time could only stand still We would be lost in our own desires Nothing else would seem to matter It would be just the two of us If time could only stand still I’d be able to say how much I love you How good you make me feel inside And how special you are to me If time could only stand still There would be no tears falling from my eyes My heart would feel no pain I wouldn’t know what it’s like to lose you If time could only stand still You would still be here with me Holding me, touching me, kissing me And forever loving me
I Need Help
Hi Friends Fans And Future Lovers Lol Well Maybe Lol
Lifes a slut. no matter how much you try you still get fucked over.
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Nasty Past Times Nite Flirts Phone Encounters
Do I Know You???
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he said, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???" She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
The Jack-o-lantern custom probably comes from Irish folklore. As the tale is told, a man named Jack, who was notorious as a drunkard and trickster, tricked Satan into climbing a tree. Jack then carved an image of a cross in the tree's trunk, trapping the devil up the tree. Jack made a deal with the devil that, if he would never tempt him again, he would promise to let him down the tree. According to the folk tale, after Jack died, he was denied entrance to Heaven because of his evil ways, but he was also denied access to Hell because he had tricked the devil. Instead, the devil gave him a single ember to light his way through the frigid darkness. The ember was placed inside a hollowed-out turnip to keep it glowing longer. The Irish used turnips as their "Jack's lanterns" originally. But when the immigrants came to America, they found that pumpkins were far more plentiful than turnips. So the Jack-O-Lantern in America was a hollowed-out pumpkin, lit with an ember. THE WORLD
I just wanted to say hi! My first blog!
Sorry If I Offend Someone But Its Funny As Hell
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business". "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led thr
Well, notta much to report to the blog other than the van will be working with in the week. Yahoooo!
The Truth About Men
why do men lie ? about everything? oh there so sick they cant do this its all our fault nothing ever goes back to them ladie3s plase respond and help me out i am a 23/f with a 31/m that has been together for 5 years and let me tell you nothing i do is right is that life for ever ??
Chicken Farmer
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says: "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions. He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks,"What is your occupation?" "I'm a whore," she says. The accountant balks and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl." "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a call girl?' "Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year." "Good enough."
ugh why do men confuse the daylights out of me? I have feelings for 2 guys and i dont know which one is better for me...I think I lost one guy who probly would have been real good to me but ugh I dont know what to do, I'll figure it out sooner or later
Waxing Moon
' the moon waxes and wanes, and walks three nights in darkness, so the Goddess once spent three nights in the kingdom of Death.' Waxing Moon means the moon is getting larger in the sky, moving from the New Moon towards the Full Moon. This is a time for spells that attract, that bring positive change, spells for love, good luck, growth. This is a time for new beginnings, to conceptualize ideas, to invoke. At this time the moon represents the Goddess in her Maiden aspect, give praise to Epona, Artemis or one of the other Maiden Goddesses. The period of the waxing moon lasts about 14 days. Waxing Crescent /Crescent Moon "Moon of Regeneration" Location: Moon is 45 - 90 degrees ahead of the Sun Span: Three and a half days after to seventh day. The Moon appears to be partly but less than one-half illuminated by direct sunlight. The fraction of the Moon's disk that is illuminated is increasing. Positive activities: Gathering information; Making plans; Laying a Found
15 Hour Work Day
What can I say? I work for retards. First they underestimated the trip one way by an hour and a half (5 1/2 hours instead of 4 like they told me), then they can't give directions out of a paper bag. Thank god I had the costomer's phone number. And then what was supposed to be just drop the trailer and come home turned into unload the trailer and THEN drop it and come home. The costumer isn't much brighter than the people I work for, apparently. So needless to say I am exhausted and irritable. Didn't help with my road rage any. Some of the stuff that came out of my mouth would probably have made anyone cringe. Oh well, such was my day.
Nobody But Me By Blake Shelton
Don't waste your time looking over your shoulder Those loves from the past ain't getting no closer When I look in my future you're all I can see So honey, Don't go loving on nobody but me. Chorus: Nobody but me gonna love you like you ought to be loved on Nobody but me gonna cry if you up and leave You can do what you want to, but I'm asking pretty please (Honey) Don't go loving on nobody but me. I took my time to tell you how I feel Just because I took so long don't mean that it isn't real I ain't got no diamond, but I'm down on my knees Don't go loving on nobody but me. Chorus: Nobody but me gonna love you like you ought to be loved on Nobody but me gonna cry if you up and leave You can do what you want to, but I'm asking pretty please (Honey) Don't go loving on nobody but me. Chorus: Nobody but me gonna love you like you ought to be loved on Nobody but me gonna cry if you up and leave You can do what you want to, but I'm asking pretty please (Honey) Don
Bye Every1
Life is never good 4 me & this is wut I wish you'd see. Jus let me end it all 4 I'll be happy in da end, I'll finally be free. Free from all da pain & torment & da never endin battle. No more dealin wit da arguments & tears, I'd finally be through wit it all. U jus don’t seem 2 understand dat by keepin me here your making it worse. If I were dead & gone by now I'd be happy, I wouldn’t have this life, I wouldn't have da curse. I’m already considerin doin this even without your consent. I know 4 sure dat once its all over with my heart will finally be content. So here I am just sittin there, on my bed with a knife to my wrist. Please every1 don’t be upset, please don’t be piss'd. U jus need 2 know I love u all but couldn’t handle it anymore. Ok here I go, I’m doin this 4 sure. U jus need 2 let me go 2 heaven now, hopefully God will understand & accept this.
Signs Of The Time
well as you all know that i am new here, well thank you all for your comments and respect. but these are the signs of the times. eversince i wanted to learn how to tattoo, my life has changed dramatically. i love the world of tattooing and this is in my blood an i wont ever give this art up. i am very much a tattoo guru. i try to learn everything i possibly can about it but theres so much for me to learn as well. tattooing is my way of life these days. i am trying to get this new shop on the way here in brooklyn nyc, but let you that when you want to open a shop theres so much red tape it ain't funny.
uncertain Moments In Life,
 We all did it when we were younger had the school crushes, snuck out of the house, dating someone our family didn’t approve of. Ever do something you wasn’t proud of . . . My one un-proud moment as a teen would have been saying I would go out with this guy cause I was stranded at a school dance. I didn’t have a way home and he said I could come to his house if I would go out with him. He even said he had this massive crush on me ever since he first saw me. I didn’t want to be stuck with any place to stay the night so I said yes. I even made out with him but never went the whole way. I never went the whole way with any of the guys I dated. Only one and that was when I was 13. I never had sex after that till I was 17 and that was a huge disaster. Isn’t it weird how we base life on pleasing others and we’ll do anything to keep them happy even if it means being pushed into sex? Anyway, I called my mom to come and get me the next day. Of course I made
A Tribute To Thompson
Author/journalist, Hunter S. Thompson, who was brilliantly portrayed by Johnny Depp in the film Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, died in his Colorado home on February 20, 2005 from a self-inflicted gunshot. Despite his appetite for hallucinogenic drugs and radical behavior, Thompson was a thinker and a damn good writer, and his passing is a loss to the world. Thompson, in his last will and testament, requested that upon his death, his body be shot from a cannon. This presents two fundamental problems; 1) finding a cannon large enough to hold his remains, and 2) dealing with the resulting biohazard and environmental issues. After some thought into the matter, I have developed the following solution: Battle ship cannons would be of sufficient size to stuff a human body down the tube. It may be possible to mount one of these guns on the Chevron oil tanker, the Condoleezza Rice. Thompson, a staunch democrat, would no doubt be amused with the irony of being shot out of artillery f
The Broken Chain
I am not sure who wrote this but it is beautiful so I wanted to put it here for everyone to read. The broken chain We little knew that day God was going to call your name . In life we loved you dearly. In death we do the same It broke our hearts to lose you. You did not go alone. For part of us went with you. The day GOD called you home. You left us beautiful memories. Your love is still our guide. And though we can not see you. you are always at our side. Our family chain is broken. And nothing means the same. But as god calls us one by one. The chain will link again.
A Month Early But Maybe U Can Pull This On Someone
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Thank you to everyone who had my dad in there prayers and for everyone who send there love to me to keep me sane, my father is ok he had a minor heartattack but nothing life threatening....i would still love for u to keep us in your prayers i just learned last nite of another serious issue going on in my family that is life altering that im not particularly happy about.....if you would keep my mother and father in your prayers and my little sister as well shes goin through sum issues and pray that she realizes what she has done so everything will go back to normal...i know that sounds weird but if u knew the situation ud understand...thank you
Me I Won This One
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Writing Submission
Titled: The Little Kid Down The Street Copyright - 2006 I am the little kid that lives down the street I am the one that throws the baseball at your feet I am the little boy The one that mows your lawn I am the one that delivers your paper And feeds your dog and cat when you're gone I'm the little boy That grew up with your kid I'm the neighbor next door That grew old and you wondered how he did. I'm the little boy that grew into the man The kid that everyone said couldn't do what others can I'm that little boy That you once used to see and smile And I'm the little boy Who still drives by your house every once in awhile I just wanted to write this poem To let those kind folks know I'm that little boy Who's had the luck of the draw Everywhere I go To those who said I couldn't And to those that said I can Hello, I'm that little boy Who's grown into a responsible and doing very well grown man
Penis Name
A guy is walking down the street and decides to go into the corner bar and get a drink. As soon as he walks in, he realizes it is a gay bar. He thought 'What the hell, I'll stay and only have one drink'. The waiter comes up to him and says 'Before I can take you drink order I need to know the name of yor penis'. The guy replies 'Look I am not here for romance, just a drink'. The waiter says 'I still need to know the name of your penis. For example I call mine Nike - you know, just do it'. The guy thinks for a while and says 'Well I call mine Secret'. The waiter looked puzzeled and ask 'Why Secret?'. The guys replies ' You know - strong enough for a man, but made for a woman'.
Want To Be A Dj?
I am looking for people to hire as a DJ for Mainstream Mania! If you are interested then hit me up either on LC or my yahoo is jagrisrad68
You Belong To Me
See the pyramids along the Nile Watch the sun rise on a tropic isle Just remember, darling, all the while You belong to me. See the marketplace in old Algiers Send me photographs and souvenirs But just remember when a dream appears You belong to me. I'll be so alone without you Maybe you'll be lonesome too Fly the ocean in a silver plane Watch the jungle when it's wet with rain Just remember till you're home again You belong to me You belong to me I'll be so alone without you Maybe you'll be lonesome too Fly the ocean in a silver plane Watch the jungle when it's wet with rain Just remember till you're home again You belong to me You belong to me You belong to me
Rate My Profiles
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Friends With Benefits
i'm in a long-term relationship that i do not want to leave. nor am i looking to come between anyone elses relationship. but the passion has ebbed from the sex life that i have with the woman i share my life with. i want that passion, that primal sex back in my life. i need the passion. i'm searching for a woman, married or not, or a couple that might be in the same boat as me for mutual gratification. NSA casual relationship. we would only have stolen hours when the opportunity is right for the both of us. no commitments, no obligations. i'm safe, clean, drug and std free, sterile, relatively attractive, discreet, intelligent, good listener and well versed in the art of pleasing a woman. oh, yea, i'm honest and upfront, too. i have joined just about every adult dating site on the web without positive results. i do not believe there are no women in this area that do not have the same interests as me. is there something wrong with how i am stating it? i would appreciate
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Someone Gave Me A Rating!!!wow!!
I am really new to this site.and someone appearantly gave my profile a rating of "10". like wow,who ever you are out there in "cherry land",I really really appreciate this alot. you know your my friend already,who ever you may be. so thank you very very much.
Awww...poor Leo
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Holy Shit!
there are some real strange ppl on here LOLOL ... Jeeze where do they come from!!!
Motley Crue Friends Lyrics
I'm Sitting In This Room-Alone Time Is Passing By I Think Of Things I've Said-And Done And Now I Wonder Why At Times All My Eyes See Is A World Of Misery When I'm Overwhelmed With Pain You Tell Me How Endeared I Am My Friend Somehow We Know Just What We're Thinking And Listen When The Other Calls I'm Here Waiting For You Call And When We're Feeling Down We Pick Each Other Up Before We Fall You're Sitting In Your Room-Alone Life Is Passing By You Think Of Things You Said-And All That You've Done Now You Wonder Why And When All Your Eyes See This World Of Misery When You're Overwhelmed With Pain I'll Tell You How You Endeared You Are My Friend
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Halloweeny Party
So last night was the shit! I had so much fun even though it was pretty cold. I dressed up in camo which i thought was a neat idea and a few other people were thinking the same as me. It was pretty sweet. My first stop of the night was B Ringo! I hung out with him at the poker store for awhile before he closed up. He dressed up as a clown and i dont know exactly the term but i think you can guess... He scared a few kids and while we were out for a smoke there were some little chinease kids that were kinda freaked out i thought it was hilarious! lol But then we got some micky d's (mcdonalds) and then i headed to my first party of the night the costume party. I get there and alyssa immeditly showers me with gifts! I got some new pants and a cd of the ren fest pictures which i put up a couple of the good ones so check them out! I ended up playing a few games of pool and just bs'ed with some new people until alf showed up!! For those of you that dont know alf you should go check it out.. a
Geronimo...his Own Story...1e
Part I: The Apaches The Family My grandfather, Maco, had been our chief. I never saw him, but my father often told me of the great size, strength, and sagacity of this old warrior. Their principal wars had been with the Mexicans. They had some wars with other tribes of Indians also, but were seldom at peace for any great length of time with the Mexican towns. Maco died when my father was but a young warrior, and Mangas-Colorado became Chief of the Bedonkohe Apaches. When I was but a small boy my father died, after having been sick for some time. When he passed away, carefully the watchers closed his eyes, then they arrayed him in his best clothes, painted his face afresh, wrapped a rich blanket around him, saddled his favorite horse, bore his arms in front of him, and led his horse behind, repeating in wailing tones his deeds of valor as they carried his body to a cave in the mountain. Then they slew his horses, and we gave away all of his other property, as was customary in o
The Day You Walked Away
The Day You Walked Away Trapped inside my eyes My tears will surely stay. I cried the last bit I had. On the day you walked away. You killed my need to love As a hunter kills it’s prey. Gave me not a second thought The day you walked away. Nothing is more painful Or brings as much dismay As feeling not a thing at all Since the day you walked away. I gave you all I had to give And still you wouldn’t stay. You took away my gift of love The day you walked away. By: Leah M. Baier
Thought It Was Cool
Look for a guy Who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forhead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her." If u open this U have to repost it, guy or girl if I dont get dis back I guess your not my friend if u have a lot of love and u have a boy/gurl Or friend.... Pass it ON!!
Im in a better mood today. Not a great one. But a better one. Ive still got a lot on my mind. And i cant clear it. Didnt sleep much last night. =/ bah. I unno.
Part 1 ... The Extinction Of Stupid Bipeds
Considering The Possibilities Of Human Extinction and Evolution Earth Science 083 F 30, 10, 2006 Lonny Justin Boggs Our Fossil Record The date is 52 revolutions post colonization. After colonizing this pathetic little planet out of necessity, we Arachnoids have discovered evidence of a moderately evolved and slightly intelligent, bipedal species that, it would appear failed technological kindergarten. These creatures, little more than livestock, altered the environment they inhabited by covering huge tracts of land with a combination of a poisonous petrol based black substance (Environment Canada: Clean Air Online), and hives constructed with iron alloys and cement mixtures containing tricalcium silicate (C3S), dicalcium silicate (C2S), tricalcium aluminate (C3A), and tetracalcium aluminoferrite (C4AF). (U.S. Department of Transportation Federal Highway Administration). We have also uncovered many piles of their fossilized internal skeletal structures, apparently sup
Blog 1
Hi welcome to my first blog Im wading neck deep through material for my guitar exam on Friday. I'm really keen to meet or chat to local girls but Ive got time for you all. really new to this site I hope your all loving it and having too much fun Johnny
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i woke up this morning after a good nights sleep and i started to think about what today is all about. Today is halloween, and i gotta say that its gonna be a crazy today. Tonight in downtown greenville there will one of the biggest parties of the year, and the biggest one in the state. Everyone will get dressed up and go out and to the clubs and stuff. I hopefully will be one of those people out and about. But part of me sits here and wonders whats this day all about. Because in greenville, its just another reason to party and get drunk, and get dressed up..what does everyone else do for halloween?
Girls Cant Have One
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he is carrying a football, and he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football? Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!" The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a football. The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah!" The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. "See this bike? This is a boys bike, and girls can't have them!" Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boy's bike. Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his most private of parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your mother can't to buy you one!" The next da
The Paradox Of Our Time
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less. We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time; we have more degrees, but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment; more experts, but more problems; more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry too quickly, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too seldom, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life; we've added years to life, not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor. We've conquered outer space, but not inner sp
I spent the weekend at the British Schutzhund Championships. Boring... I know ;)
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Giant Sausage Roll
13oz puff pastry 1 onion 8oz of sausage meat) 6oz cheddar cheese 2tsp tomato puree 2tsp bread crumbs 1 egg, beaten milk, to glaze salt and pepper, to taste Method Mix all but the puff pastry and milk together. Roll the pastry out to a rectangle 30cm x 40cm (approx). Put the mix into the middle third of the pastry in a strip. Seal underneath with the milk. Glaze the top and slash three times diagonally. Bake in the oven at 200 degrees C for 35-40 minutes. Can be eaten hot or cold.
Old Men Fighting, Lol
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The 1st ~ The Month
So today begins the month of november. Today is the day after halloween, also known ass All Saints Day. This day is to honor all the catholic/christian saints, especially those without their own individual days. Anyways, I have a feeling about this month. I think it's going to be a great one. So far I have: 2 birthday parties to attend, and 1 to plan for a very good friend of mine. A beauty pageant to compete in A wedding to attend and sing at! Going to England for a week among other things like partying that i dont plan beforehand So anyways, I am excited about this month. What'd everyone do for halloween?
Right Here In My Arms
Hmm Well Haven't Done This One In Awhile
You scored as Mushrooms. Shrooms! You're still goin for one of the most natural drugs. You'd like to visit a whole other world, and see things you've never seen before. Fucking trippy.Mushrooms69%Marijuana63%Inhalents56%Cocaine50%Alcohol50%None!44%Ecstacy38%What's your ideal drug?created with
Fucking Politicians
Fuck the Vote. No one gives a shit anymore.. Just look at the asshole we call president. This money hungry SOB is heading us towards a hundred year war we won't win. Because we are in the wrong. The US no longer holds the moral upper ground, we are now into the realms of Nazi ideals. The Republicans are going to point fingers and call those that want to leave Iraq cowards. We are in 1984, and our goverment is playing Big Brother putting the proper spin on our lives.. The Thought Police are editing what we say, what we do, what we THINK. It's time to drop the double speak, Stand up raise YOUR middle finger off the remote control and tell them FUCK YOU.
A woman, in her fifties is at home happily jumping unclothed on her bed & squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while & asks, "Do you any idea how ridiculous u look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed & says, "I don't care, what you think. I just came from having a mammogram & the doctor says that not only am I healthy but I have the breasts of an 18yr old." The husband replies, "What did he say about your 55 year old ass?" The woman replies, "Your name never came up."
Marbles, Coin, And Die
If I have: a normal coin with a heads and tails; a 6-sided die; and a bag containing 4 blue and 2 red marbles, what is the probability of me flipping a heads, rolling a 4, and picking out a red marble? Private message me if u know the answer.
Do I Have A Dog
I have a Labrador retriever. I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out and the woman behind me asked if I had a dog? On impulse, I told her no, but that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly the guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street lickin
I Don't Know
I don't know how common this is, but for me, the main problem is that I feel disconnected from everyone and everything. I have a few people out there who I care about, or who care about me, but no real intimacy with anyone. Worse yet, this is a long term pattern with me, it's been going on for enough years yet that it's quite possible I will be alone for the rest of my life. This totally sucks. I would like to have friends I could be truly close to, someone that I could be in love with, but I'm psychologically fucked up enough that I don't know how to make this happen. I like to think that if I had love and intimacy in my life, life wouldn't suck nearly as much. And hell, I think I've reached the point where I'm jealous of cult members. Those poor deluded fuckers who shave their heads and dance around in public begging for donations, or the heaven's gate suicide cult, at least they have a sense of purpose, of belonging. They must have a sense of devotion for thei
I am starting to wonder how..How am i going to continue to work the way I am.. How am i going to be able to keep up with taking care of my kids..I work so damn much now..I get home just in time to tell them goodnight.. I wake up in the morning wondering when or how is this going to end..
So This Must Be My Problem...
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Seattle and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done. The second man had married a woman from Akron, Ohio. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a girl from Philadelphia. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see any thing, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day mo
The Next Step
Somewhere in the lining of reality I am Thirsting for a sip of whats real Thrown about like a ship in a storm Wondering what I feel. Living like a child in her parents house Keeping my thoughts at bay Knowing that sooner than later What I am going to say. Escaping reality with all that I've got Skating through time I am Knowing the action I must take But fearing the final slam.
Domo Aragoto Toyota Roboto
TOKYO -- Toyota Motor Corp plans to start selling robots that can help look after elderly people or serve tea to guests by 2010, the Asahi daily reported on Tuesday. Dr. Tadamitsu Masaki of the Toyota Institute for Really Fun Projects (TIRFP) said these robots would have a huge appeal to every culture worldwide but mostly, “Americans who have no respect for anyone older than the target market for MTV and snowboard equipment.�? Dr. Masaki said he expects Americans to purchase these robots in very large numbers to take care of elderly parents so that the children of these people “wouldn’t need to be bothered driving 22 minutes across town to see if their mom or their dad is still alive.�? These parent-watching robots would take away much of the guilt many American baby boomers feel now as they over-medicate their parents and leave them for months in homes which badly need both general electrical repairs and lawn maintenance. “Let’s just say the robot is a better option
People That Piss Me Off
It seems a day rarely goes by that some person pisses me off in some way. I try to avoid certain people but either they manage to get around me or someone close to me does or says something that makes me mad. I realize that I have no control over people and can only control how I react to what they say or do but it seems that it happens when they catch me off guard in some way, when Im not prepared for their being idiots. I guess one of the things that really pisses me off is people judging me or even someone else when they havent a clue as to what the hell they are talking about. Lately I have seen people stating their opinions about people when they are in fact guilty of the same behavior they are judging someone else about. Then there are those people too that are so sensitive to become offended at something that I might say even if Im not referring to them. I see that at times on the internet and in chatrooms. I dont even know why someone would go into a chatroom if they are sensit
Sex Quiz
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at
How Men See Me
Men See You As Choosy Men notice you light years before you notice them You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait How Do Men See You?
Kiss Of The Vampyre
Kiss Of The Vampyre One touch One Blissful touch One kiss One blissful touch One bite To last an eternity The blood drains The soul dies The slows The new blood flows One loner One tempted loner One moment One blissful moment One night To last a lifetime The new beginning The eternal kiss The eternal bite The kiss of the vampyre BY: -DLoV- (ME)
A Beautiful Weekend..
went to my mums over the weekend and took a wander with karen, to the playing field and down by the river, was a gorgeous day for november, so took some snaps.. Karen having fun and then down to the river....
A Lovely Thing To Wake Up To
you have 2 unread messages! you have 13 new friend requests! you have 4 new user comments! just means I'm gonna have my hands full for a while getting back to everyone. lol. :-)
It's My Birthday... Or It Will Be.
10 days.. I'll be 20 years old.
What's The Worst Trouble You've Ever Gotten Yourself Into?
What's the worst trouble you've ever gotten yourself into? I caught a Grey Hound to California with only $40 to My name when I was a few weeks to My nineteenth birthday. I was supposed to live with a friend and her mom which I did for 2 weeks. I didn't know any one in town, and I had no local I.D. and hadn't taken My G.E.D. at that point so I had an impossible time looking for a job. I knew no one there except My friend I had stayed with, so when I was no longer able to stay with them I stayed at 2 different shelters for a week a piece, and made a friend who only was there on the nights she had to work in town and couldn't make it back to her home in Modesto. I went to modesto with her and stayed with her another week before managing to get a ticket back to Texas. My grandmother would have bought Me a ticket home but I refused because I made and adult decision to get in this mess, and I still to this day struggle for her to acknowledge Me as an adult, and if I had taken the
Higher State Of Mind
The sound of the lock clicking shut on the ornate iron door as I walk outside to smoke a bowl. Its kinda chilly out, not cold enough for me to shiver but the air has little teeth. I walk a couple houses down and I sit on the curb, pulling my pipe and purple torch lighter out of my pocket. I take a hit, inhale the smoke til my lungs start burning. Exhale... I watch the smoke fade into the night... My eyes drift up to the sky, I spot a really I don't know I can't tell...don't know enough about astronomy to know exactly what it is. It's beautiful though. Once I spot one, I start to spot them all...the ones I can see anyway. I love to look at the night fills me with a sense of peace. I take another hit...cough...and continue staring at the sky. My head feels fuzzy but my mind is clear. I feel like I am more alert, awake...There's a heliocopter coming near...I can feel the vibrations thumping inside of me as it comes over the apartment across the street. My
There Cant Be Only "1"!!
What Element Are You The Mage Of? (anime Pictures)
What Element Are You The Mage Of? (anime pictures) You are the Mage of Metal. You have a hard exterior, but are soft on the inside. You hide your true feelings away so they wont get hurt. You will protect your loved ones at all costs. You rarely show affection, though sometimes you wish you could. You try to be tough so you can take care of those that need it.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
School Play - (if This Doesn't Make You Laugh, There Is Absolutely No Hope For You!)
Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first little boy was to say, "My fair maiden.... I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope." The second little boy was to reply by saying, "Hark! - a pistol shot!" Well, on opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys were a bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with grown-ups. The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember to speak very loudly as soon as the curtain goes up. The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two boys were terrified. They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin. The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words..... "My fair maiden.... I have come to kiss your snatch! And fill your hole with soap." The second boy screams out....."Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot of shit, horse shit, th
How Gemini Am I?
You are 80% Gemini How Gemini Are You?
Fuck Firefox 2.0! If you haven't done so already, DON't UPGRADE TO IT! Ever since I did, I keep getting all these errors causing it to close down my browser like every 10 fucking minutes. I'm pissed. And I can't use IE because everytime I do I get a damn trojan horse called Sysprotect installed on my computer! Why can't people make shit that actually works?!
My Love For You
My Love for you There are no words to express what I feel for you. There are no songs as beautiful, as the music that fills my soul when I hear your voice. There are no roses as lovely as your smile. Nothing moves me like you do. There are no days brighter than the days I spend with you. You're my light in the darkness... And there could never be words strong enough to express my love for you.
Shout Outs!
Gotta give a shout out to all the people who helped me and all the nice people i've met here!!!! I'm hooked!
Just Skynyrd
(1)Gimme Three Steps(2)FreeBird-Oakland(3)Needle and Spoon-not Skynyrd but I love the song(4)Sweet Home Alabama(5)That Smell-Pulp Fiction(6)Gimme Back My Bullets
Slut Survey
Please steal a moment to fill this out with your opinions (and we all know what those smell like) in a comment sluts 1. Who the hell are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me or have i ever bit your nipple? 5. Would you suck my toes? (theyre very clean) 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Have I ever licked you? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. Would you give me your last beer? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
One More
1. When is the last time you held hands with someone?: female- yesterday male- few days ago 2. You wake up as the opposite gender, what do you do? Wank and screw. 3. Have you ever crawled through a window?: many times 4. Where is your mom?: - 5. Morning or night person?: night 6. What was the last movie you watched? Selena? :/ 7. Do you have a crush on anyone right now?: Yeah. 8. Any cool scars?: no :/ mederma works. 9. Things about the opposite sex you notice first?: Whatever stands out on that particular person. 10. What do you do when no one is watching? Scream in pillows 11. Ever been in love?: yes 12. What's something your friends make fun of you for?: my blindness 13. What is your curfew? I don't have a curfew. 14. Would you ever dye your hair red?: I've never dyed my hair, and I don't think I'd go with red, if I did. 15. Your alcohol?: Whatever I had at Lizzy's that one Thanksgiving. 16. What's your worst personality
I Am Such A Dumb Ass.......
Today was the annual Teddy Bear run here.....I was so glad because I remembered the digital camera this morning..... I started taking pictures and all..... after about 10 pics or so.. the camera says...... memory if full..... DAMN... I forgot the memory card....DUH!! I only have a few pics and I'm mad at myself... There were tons of people.... bikes everywhere.... We got there early, so we were fairly close to the front of the ride.. there were some people lined up on the streets watching us all ride to the fair grounds.... we all had our teddy bears tied to the bikes... It was first ride... They had a bike rodeo and that was sooo funny!!! Hopefully I can get the pics off my camera (always just put the memory card in the slot on my puter) so I can post what pics I have.
Who Wouldnt Be Proud Of Our Troops After This
Talk about a sacrifice, who couldnt be proud of our troops after this story, this is one of many that stand out. One more reason it pisses me off to hear anyone talk down about our troops. This man has done this and given this up so YOU can have YOUR freedom. Tillman turned down a three-year, $3.6 million contract with the Arizona Cardinals of the National Football League to enlist in the Army in May 2002 in the wake of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, which killed about 3,000 people in New York, Washington and Pennsylvania. Ex-NFL star Tillman makes ‘ultimate sacrifice’ Safety, who gave up big salary to join Army, killed in Afghanistan Pat Tillman, photographed in Puyallup, Wash., on June 2003, was killed in Afghanistan on Thursday. WASHINGTON - Pat Tillman, who gave up the glamorous life of a professional football star to join the Army Rangers, was remembered as a role model of courage and patriotism Friday after military officials said he had been killed
Amy's Lesson On Euthanasia Cont.
OK while i am talking about euthanizing people.. i think these people who LIVE in there own lil chat worlds need to be euthanized also.. i think it should be administered through the keyboard... "new HI tech " chatter keyboards should be needed to go in chat rooms and after to many key strokes on a certain key or.. to many hours in a certian chat .. i dunno which yet they should be euthanized through the keyboard.. save teh world from a generation of lil chatter babies thats the answer euthanize the lazy chatter masses and there lil dramas i mean jeeze you signin to a chat and you see like 20 people who all "know" each otherand u feel kinda left out then you are like wait i have a life enough that i am not in here enough to knwo everyone sure maybe 20 people in the chat total say hi to me normally maybe 1 is in the same room at the same time as me hmm maybe i chat to much lol..
Conversation Between Two Fucktards!!
MIGHT BE INSULTING TO SOME IT WAS ALL FOR LAUGH TAKE IT WRONG WELL GO FUCK YOURSELF WE HAD A LAUGH!! browneyes: GET THE FUCK OFF PHONE browneyes: anthony: but im paying 1.99 a minute for it anthony: lol anthony: wait, uggghhh ok im done lmao ahhhhhhhh browneyes: WHAT A FUCKING BARGAIN browneyes: SHIT IVE DONE THAT FOR FREE HAHA browneyes: anthony: lmao ok next time im callin you anthony : lol anthony : one sec i need a light browneyes: IM A SCREAMER NO SPEAKER PHONE LOL browneyes: K anthony : screamer huh, me like ok no speaker phone lol browneyes: HAHA wtf ever buddy joking anthony : lol browneyes4doll: SO WHAT YOU UP TO DIDNT KILL ANY CHILDREN DID YA anthony : nah, lol. ever have one of htose days u drink red wine all dam day and dont get drunk enuff, that was my day, cousins and uncles and aunts over for firsdt time to see baby and i couldnt handle it all day lmao. but couldnt get drunk enuff to pass out. anthony: my babysitting consisted of changing one d
A Friend's Greeting
I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me; I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day As you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way. I'd like to do the big things and the splendid things for you, To brush the gray from out your skies and leave them only blue; I'd like to say the kindly things that I so oft have heard, And feel that I could rouse your soul the way that mine you've stirred. I'd like to give you back the joy that you have given me, Yet that were wishing you a need I hope will never be; I'd like to make you feel as rich as I, who travel on Undaunted in the darkest hours with you to lean upon. I'm wishing at this time that I could but repay A portion of the gladness that you've strewn along my way; And could I have one wish this year, this only would it be: I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me.
Broken Hearted Fool
You said youd never hurt me the way everyone else has..... you said i was your medicine....i saw sides of you that you kept locked up inside of you....i fell for you-everything about you and even though there were signs that you would probably hurt me i pushed them aside and fell inlove and now i look like the fool because everyone is going to believe what you say and not take a look at the whole story i was there when you were homeless i was there when no one else wanted you around and yes, i made my share of bad choices and hurt you there wasnt a single second of a single day that i didnt think about you or that i didnt love you so when the world lets you down, because we all know it will i'll be here bc thats what family is about and because the feelings i have for you are True and not just words i will be here until then :
Beautiful Days Chapter 10
BEAUTIFUL DAYS CHAPTER TEN "The earth is dead. It has cried as we cried. It has lived as we lived. And now, I lies lifeless. Raped of all spirit. Same as mankind. Dead. Spiritless. Without hope. We look to man as god. Our vision tainted. Man is not god. But man does possess the power of God. The power to create and destroy. Which gives man the impression that it is alright to destroy God's property as well. These days we live in are days of dark despair. Days of blindness. The earth has cried it's final cry. As has man. And for the earth and mankind alike, only one final option remains... RESSURECTION! Able. BEAUTIFUL DAYS CHAPTER TEN KNOW YOUR ENEMY! I didn't sleep last night. Just peered out of this window. She's still in slumber land. I must have overworked her last night. Oh well, she wouldn't be the first. She's starting
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You scored as Blade. Thats right you are the booty kicking you cross me and I will stomp a mudhole in your butt type. Sexy and a great fighter with mad fighting skillsBlade100%Marius100%Armand83%Spike83%Dracula83%Lestat67%Louis50%Akasha33%Angel33%Deacon Frost33%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with
What Vampire Clan Do You Belong?
You scored as Gangrel. You belong to the Gangrel bloodline. Gangrel are very in touch with nature and for this reason are often loners and hermits. They have a very keen sense of the beast inside them and can let it out with devastating results. They do, however, have a bit less control over their impulsive, animalistic nature and are easy to drive into an uncontrollable frenzy.
What Does You Kiss Taste Like?
You scored as cherry's. Your kisses are sweet and Hot just like cherry's
A couple days ago I responded to a mum about whether I would want to join a "family of friends." Basically, I said no, and referenced a couple "families" on here that I have found to be somewhat exclusive and nasty to outsiders and other groups of people. The owner of the mum responded with "but my group wouldn't be like that!" However, I have to wonder... is that ever possible? Is it ever possible for a group to not be discriminatory? Aren't groups, by nature, rather exclusionary? I mean, noone starts out that way. Groups form so people can talk with people who have common interests, attitudes, etc. But as the group grows, the standards of behavior/attitude/etc. you have to have in order to fit into that group grow more and more narrow. And because human beings, by nature, tend to be smugly certain that their way is the best... well, by golly, that ends up meaning that obviously anyone in *their* group is superior. You can see this throughout our society, and throughou
Dirty Joke Of The Day
Watch my Cherry Stash jokes...I'll be posting regular daily dirty jokes for mine and your amusement ;-).
Hey this site seems legit and i hope to meet ppl who are the same if ya wanna to be added as a friend or just chat let me know :)
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Double Stuffed Ch. 3
Double Stuffed Ch. 3 by oddone © It must have been about 1:00 AM when we finished with the previous round of fucking and sucking, and I know I fell asleep almost immediately and I think so did everyone else as they all looked kind of comatose before I closed my eyes. When I woke up Saturday morning the sun was already up, and I looked over at the clock. I saw it was almost 9 o'clock. Mary was the only one still in bed with me and as I stretched out I saw that she was also starting to stir. We both looked at each other and smiled, comfortable with our nude bodies and probably thinking about the action of the previous night. I know that I was and, as we lay there for a few minutes, we heard some loud moaning coming from the living room. Mary and I quietly got out of bed and tiptoed to the open bedroom door and looked out into the living room to see Eric and Tonya on the couch fucking furiously. Eric was lying on his back and Tonya was sitting on his huge pole with her back to his
Average Body Dimensions Male Female Height 5'9" (1.77 meters) 5'3.5" (1.65 meters) Weight 172 lbs. 143 lbs. Chest 37-39" (98-102 cm.) 35.9" (91.2 cm.)* Waist 31-34" (80-87 cm.) 29" (72 cm.) Thigh 21" (54 cm.) 22-24" (56-61 cm.) Hips 36" (92 cm.) 39" (100 cm.) * see Average Bust Size Average Penis Size Almost 88% of all men fall between 5-7 inches when erect, and when relaxed the majority (again, 90%) fall within 3 to 5 inches. Recently (well, in 1988) Paul L. Jamison and Paul H. Gebhard subjected the Kinsey data to an intense statistical analysis, ironing out certain anomalies, correcting subject bias and measurement error with various mathematical operations we need not go into here. Their results (shown below) were published in the Journal for Sex Research (vol. 24, pp. 177-183). Mean Standard Deviation Flaccid penis length (in.) 3.89 0.73 Erect penis length (in.) 6.21 0.77 Flaccid penis circumference (in.) 3.75 0.
What Card I Am
You are The Moon Hope, expectation, Bright promises. The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window. The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition. What Tarot Card are You?Take
Help We Are New!!
Hey we are new here and were wondering what level we have to be to see adult photos? Also besides invites, what's the best way to get our points up? Thanks.
when i 1st joined this website i thought it was for givin and recievin love, but i aint gettin much though.. i have alot of friends on my list but am only incontact with only 5 or somethin.. i thought if i commented and rated some, i'd get the love back, but nuthin till now! i even shouted to most but no replies.. dont i seem good enough to u ? those who will care to be incontact will stay in my list.. if i dont hear from you, then u're off! thanx for readin
Imma Awesome Cutie ¢¾ With A Nice Rack
ONCE U HAVE OPENED THIS,YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK 4 A WEEK!!! BUT IF U REPOST THIS, U WILL GET KiSSED BY UR CRUSH ON FRIDAY!!! IT'S FRIDAY....THIS WAS EASY & FUN! What color of shirt are you wearing? Red=innocent Green=stupid Blue=loud White= naughty Aqua=freaky Yellow=skanky Purple=a little TOO happy Black= emo Orange=multicolored Gray= preppy
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Gute Bilder Sind Wie Gute Sätze, Sie Erzählen Eine Geschichte
Hellweiss Dunkelschwarz Ganzbunt Da es wohl sein muss ein paar Worte zu mir. Geboren wurde ich 1956 in Mönchengladbach, aufgewachsen in Düsseldorf. (also eine "Rheinische Frohnatur") Mein beruflicher Werdegang schickte mich dann kreuz und quer durch Deutschland (leitende Funktionen im Textilen Einzelhandel - Benetton, Hettlage, Frankonia- Jagd, Bertram & Frank, Mey & Edlich -).2002 machte ich mich dann im Bereich Internetdienstleistungen zunächst in Düsseldorf selbstständig, im März 2004 verlegte ich meinen Wohn und Geschäftssitz nach Putbus auf die Insel Rügen. Die Fotografie betreibe ich als Hobby wann immer ich ein wenig Zeit dafür aufwenden kann. Ich orientiere mich beim Fotografieren wenig am handwerklichen sondern verlasse mich mehr auf mein Auge für das Wesentliche und die jeweilige Situation, denn in der Hauptsache müssen meine Bilder mir gefallen natürlich freut es mich wenn sich ein paar Menschen dafür begeistern mögen.
Dear Kotex
Dear Kotex, I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantiliner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as: Staying active during your period can relieve cramps. Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches. Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh. Try Kotex blah blah blah other products... Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from hell...but go ahead...I triple-dog-fuckin-dare-ya... See what happens and report back. I'll wait. While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I garan-damn-tee you that the first responders will be females who just ovulated. Staying active will relieve headaches & cramps...well guess what, t
Searching Yourself
Happiness seems so far farther then ever before Trying to feel fulfilled and looking for something more Life must have a purpose life must hold a key a treasure that's more then I know something that will complete me Waking up and feeling down is something I wish would end I want to feel whole I need to be complete I wish that I could figure it out and my heart to fully mend The skies are a shade of blue and the air is so clear I want to smile and take it in, but my mind is so full of fear What does life have in store? Where do I go from here? So many questions and so much to wonder I hope that the answer is near Until I find that path that will lead me to my destiny I hope that I can find the courage to face what is in front of me I walk the road alone no one knows but me what turns to take what speed to go I am strong enough this I know
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Stressbag Central
well here i am bored as fuck just thinking to myself how much work i have to do this week and how stressed out i am about it and it dawned on me. i no longer give a fuck. well i do, but i'm not gonna kill myself over this. i WILL get the work done...maybe it will be late, yes it probably WILL be will get done. and a late mark is what i'll take. i need to stop killing myself stressing and worrying about it and just fucking DO IT. [i'm writing that i should do something yet im sitting here smoking bongs lol] tonight i need to shower and smoke weed and then light some insense and candles and chill the fuck out. then tomorrow i will get more done.
You scored as Phone Sex. "Talk dirty to me" describes your idea of a good time. A sexy voice really sets the tone of a good evening for you. Phone Sex100%Anal Sex83%Orgy83%Oral Sex83%Normal Sex67%Gay Sex50%Cyber Sex44%What kind of SEX do you love? (pics)created with
Rocks And Sand
Rocks and Sand A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about 2" in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The students laughed. The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. "Now," said the professor, "I want you to recognize that this is your life. The rocks are the important things - your family, your partner, your health, your children - anything that is so important to you that if it were lost, you would be nearly destroyed. "The pebbles are the ot
Great Weekend
I had a great weekend. I did a photo shoot with a great model named Sharmeka. we shot for about 90 minutes with 3 outfit changes and i got about 350 photos. It was a lot of fun. I also saw the new james bond movie which I thought was awesome.
I Luv You Women
OK i had to repost this one with some adjustments.. now this isnt along my normal rants and raves gripes and moans...its still may classify as insane but i just felt like typin this and saying it.. I LOVE WOMEN. I LOVE LOOKIN AT NEKKED WOMEN, AND I REALLY LIKE PORN (amature porn though i get sick of looking at mainstream stars) all yall are some sexy azz biatches and i mean that in the most endearing way.. nothing like grabbing a woman by the hair lookin her in the eyes and tellin her what a sexy lil slut she is then kissin her full on the lips... womens bodies and builds are so fuckin amazing,everyone of ya, from the biggest heffa to the smallest, youre fuckin gorgeous even all you ugly ones out there i like lookin at you too. now of course the way i say it sounds mean, and yeah it probably is pretty mean, but i still luv ya all and luv lookin at all of ya.. and i gotta tell ya i'm a sucker for pretty eyes, and sexy legs...and a nice ass...oh who am i foolin, i like every
I Think I'll
skip my last class tommarrow, so I won't have to stay in this hell hole called marietta. I mean yeah I love the internet here, but its so damn boring other than that. I'll go back to my slow dial up(won't get DSL until next week)...but it's worth it. which means no leveling for me...I'll have to try and do that tonight... along with my 7 page paper.... oh well yay tommarrow hopefully will go by fast.
Nature Heals
Nature Heals I walk towards the sunset hoping for a better view I stroll through the park deeply lost in thought I sit among the tall trees wondering what to do Forever in this exquisite dream I'm caught Shining it's light to lead the way in my confusion The sun sinks lower till swallowed by the sea Illuminating the way like the lighthouse beacon The closer I get the deeper it sinks into me Watching the stars glitter through the branches Though colors stretch across the clouded sky Night sounds filter in and cause my mind to wander One thought then another ricocheting through my mind When nature has soothed my worries, little ones and big And questions all are answered to solutions I have sought With my spirit washed in nature's healing balm I go back home to live the dream I've bought Kevin F. Dustin
War On Terror
I have been involved in the War on Terror in some way shape or form for a couple years now. I have seen a number of sides of it and experienced more than most. And here is my conclusion. The United States is committed to fighting War on Terror, just not committed to winning it. We are dumping countless dollars and resources into the War on Terror, but we aren’t making very much headway. Yes, we kill bad guys everyday, and we send out patrols, and fly UAV missions, as well as have many, many boots on the ground. This shows that we are ready for the fight. However, we are not doing what we need to win. Whether it be lack of understanding of the culture, not having the correct training for the mission, making war fighting decisions out of political motives or not eliminating the dead weight we have bogged ourselves down. Most of the problems we experience, we create ourselves. And unfortunately because of the systems in place, it is difficult (and in some ways impossible) to corre
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Submissions Wanted For Bryant Mcgill's American Review Literary Journal
Without question, millions of Americans have grown disillusioned and dissatisfied with the state of our complex society. Sour faces, bitter complaints, dividing debates, and frustrated hopes have become commonplace in the streets, towns, and media outlets across this Nation. But underneath the anger, confusion, and pain, undeterred individuals continue to press on, strive for their dreams, and perform courageous deeds every day. It is in this gleaming center of faith that the The American Review Literary Journal will focus. The purpose of the journal is to redefine America from the eyes of its extraordinary citizens, to reach into the heart of individuals and expose their self worth. Creator Bryant McGill speaks of Tomorrow's Promise as an opportunity to turn the corner in recovery and change, to help provide future generations a sense of hope, confidence, and fulfillment. (Please visit to review his complete mission statement for the project.) We all come from diffe
Howdy folks out there in internet land, I am Bala Bafoofkit and I is a Missionary of the high Moistness. And that includes the 6 Gods.
A Naughty Little Poem
She whispered "will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me." She said "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore." It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been a size. "Calm yourself" he whispered "His face filled with a grin "Try and open wider So I can get it in." "It's coming now" he whispered "I know" she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I'm having this." And with a final effort She gave a frightened shout He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while." Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind!!
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine. On the way home, he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot. They start necking and he's getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she's a virgin and wants to stay that way. "Well, okay," he says, "how about a blow job?" "Yuck!" she screams. "I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!" He says, "Well, then, how about a hand job?" "I've never done that," she says. "What do I have to do?" "Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?" She nods. "Well, it's just like that." So, he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of hi
Ok So I Am Over It Lol
ook so with all this shit with pics and stuff im over it!
Thoughts/comments Bl0g 3...
I usually keep the TV running in the background, but everytime around 12:30 they show this program called Cheaters, I swear that it's all staged. In any case, the guys are usually slime (unless it's a same sex relationship then the women are also slime :), but after you watch it for a bit, the show starts getting on your nerves (and I haven't been in a relationship in years). Thumbs down!!!
Just An Add On.......
Drunken Bus Driver Asks To Continue School Run
Drunken bus driver asks to continue school run Wed Nov 22, 9:21 AM ET A bus driver who was 13 times over the legal alcohol limit while driving a bus load of schoolchildren had a simple request for police who arrested him for drunken driving, an Australian court heard Wednesday. "Can I finish my run, at least to drop these kids off?" A country court in New South Wales state was told 50-year old David Stack had a blood alcohol level of 0.26, which is 13 times the legal limit for a bus driver, when he was stopped on November 7. The court was told two adult passengers had alerted police after Stack's bus was speeding and swerving across the road. Stack, who pleaded guilty to the drunk driving charge, said he regretted his actions and had apologized to the children on the bus at the time. Now unemployed, Stack will be sentenced in February.
Pls Go Vote For Me!
PLS go vote for me. i have 300 friend here at cherrytap and im hopeing you all can help me out
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I Have Lost My Mind Completely!!!!!!!
What The F**k Do I Do Here?
ok im not even sure what this site is or what i can do on it. but it im having fun just clicking random shit and sending messages, send me a msg if someone out there is actually reading this. or add me to msn:
My Test ....
Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||| 50% Stability |||||||||||| 50% Orderliness |||||||||| 36% Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56% Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56% Intellectual |||||||||||| 43% Mystical |||||||||||| 50% Artistic |||| 16% Religious |||| 16% Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76% Materialism |||||||||||||||| 70% Narcissism |||||||||||| 43% Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63% Work ethic |||||||||||| 43% Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50% Conflict see
Getting To Know The Site..i Need Hepl
hey its me..i dont know how to get around this site..i know its kinda like myspace but better can some one help me get to know it a lil better??
Kimmie will go to jail for ... Quoting the Marquis de Sade to some school children 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at
I Think Of How...
I think of how our friendship grew A simple kiss would make it bloom Thats when I knew I wanted you On Easter night in a hotel room I think of how you rubbed my belly While she laid inside Telling me I'm still beautiful And me knowing its a lie I think of how you stood by me At my daughters birth Holding my hand, helping me push And how you said you would cut the cord When she was brought in this earth I think of how you came by everyday While I laid in my hospital bed You'd take the baby and keep her safe So I could rest my head I think of how you told me Your not in love with me And how even after many months or years You still may never be I think how at that moment My heart was torn out and crushed I love this man with all my heart and soul But your heart I'll never own.
I Have A Problem
I hAvE a PrObLeM ok I am having a huge issue right now and I need help...I was talking to my little sister(I love her so much) nd I found out that my grandma doesn't want her callin my sister anymore. I am really pissed about that...I have two choices...One call facs nd tell them that my grandma is keepin my sister away from me for no reason(but that will make my sister mad at me)...Two just ignore it nd not see my sister ever again(which will kill me inside) CAN SOMEBODY PLZZZ HELP ME
How Good Are You In Bed
How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 100% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at
The Naughty Sex Survey
Sent this as a bulletin but they fall away so quickly thought I'd do it as a blog. Feel free to post you answers and send them off to friends, or just link your friends to this blog so they can answer here. Copy the questions and add your own answers, I've started off with mine... ------------------------------------------------- 1. Ever been to a strip club? = Hell yeah! I'm 35 and spent 5 years sailing round the world ffs. 2. Ever been to a bar? Duh....... 3. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Physically picked up and thrown out the door once too... 4. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? See Q3 5. Kissed someone of the same sex? No tongues.... 6. Thrown up from drinking too much? Not for at least a couple of months 7. Had sex in a car? Yes. Alway have to christen a new car. Hmm not done this one yet come to think of it honey.......... 8. Had sex in a park? Yes. Back of her mini was too cramped and the possibilty of being caug
New Contest
Thats right im holding another Contest this time for The cutest kids on CT... Send me a pic of your kid.. I dont care the age they can be 3 mos or 30 years as long as its a pic of your kid!! Yes it is okay to use grandkids if ya want :) Send your pic to me >>,JO JO@ CherryTAP Contest Will Start on Thursday 11/30/06 @ 6 am Central Time :)
Hold On Tight
Hold On Tight -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hold On Tightly Hold on tightly to what is truly important in life. Hold on to faith; it is the source of believing that all things are possible. It is fiber and strength of a confident soul. Hold on to hope; it banishes doubt and enables attitudes to be positive and cheerful. Hold on to trust; it is at the core of fruitful relationships that are secure and content. Hold on to love; it is life's greatest gift of all, for it shares, cares, and gives meaning to life. Hold on to family and friends; they are the most important people in your life, and they make the world a better place. They are your roots and the beginnings that you grew from; they are the vine that has grown through time to nourish you, help you on your way, and always remain close by. Hold on to all that you are and all that you have learned, for these things are what make you unique. Don't igno
Do They Understand How Insulting It Is?
I just watched a television show on Atlantis and I wonder if the people who say that Atlantis was/is real understand how disturbing their beliefs are? Not the belief in Atlantis itself. That is an innocent belief and it may be true. I'm speaking of the believes many of them have that all the ancient civilizations are just offshoots of Atlantis. Easter Island - Atlantis. Angkor Wat - Atlantis. Egyptian Pyramids - Atlantis. Mayan Pyramids - Atlantis. Stonehenge - Atlantis. And these are just off the top of my head. Do they understand how demeaning it is to take the achievments of a race of people and say, "Sorry, you are too unsophisticated to have thought up this wonder. You must have had help."?
End Of November
Ohhh what a birthday I had! Two of my best friends flew out from the east coast, and along with a couple others we spent all WEEK playing. (amazing meals, lots of drinking, the arcade, movies, adult board games- I won those cause I'm the biggest pervert...) First of course, came the birthday present from the boyfriend- lack of sleep. He was more than happy to keep me up all night, my neighbors probably thought someone was being abused. Well... actually.... lol. I didn't complain about having to function on two hours of sleep... he made breakfast for me and all my friends. Crepes. Yum. Talk about a fantastic fucking boyfriend. Then it was off to do some go kart racing... I beat everyone- thoroughly. Oh and then we had a crazy orgy.... my boyfriend, me, and four of my girl friends. 8 pairs of hands, 6 mouths... licking, screaming, begging for more.... Oh wait that was my dream last night. Nevermind. Now I have to make xmas plans... and new years too.... I'm thin
The Sounds Of Silence
I sit at the ocean's edge lapping waves are the sounds I hear soothing away the events of the day and to dry the painful tear. I feel the cool moist salt air blowing upon my face A calm enters my very being as this time I embrace. I pull a blanket around me to break the chill of the fallen sun watching the moon beams dance upon the waves for this audiance of one There is nothing to intrude upon this moment I hold so dear my whole life lies before me and my choices are oh so clear. In this life we travel there a many roads to choose If it is done with a pure heart and honesty we surely can not lose. My life I wish to share and to have this heart dance with one who is kind and true to embrace my sounds of silence
The Hitchhiker
I had been out of town on a business trip and was looking forward to getting back into my own bed. It’s cold in Baltimore this time of year and all I wanted to do was take a hot shower, grab a cup of hot chocolate, and hunker down for the weekend with my fuzzy slippers and a good book. I guess I was about twenty miles from home when I noticed someone walking down the highway with just a light jacket on and it was freezing outside! It was hard to see, as there were no streetlights in this area, but the headlights picked up a hand waving me down. At first, I started to keep going, but it really was cold out, so against my better judgment, I pulled over. The figure rushed to the car and breathed a sigh of relief when they got in and gave a quick, but sincere thank you. I was surprised to find my passenger was a female. When I asked where she was heading on a night like tonight, she broke down crying saying that her boyfriend had gotten mad and dumped her at a gas station about
My Connection...
Well, my connection seems to be back to normal. Not sure what the hell was going on. But I should be back to leaving comments now. :)
Come On I Dare Ya
I dare ya to walk thropugh this door. come on chicken join me in here if you think you can handle it. S~E~X~Y!
True Friends
My First Kiss
My first kiss Early Lore A confessions supplement Keisha Boyington It was the time in between getting out of school and summer. Those few weeks are filled with bravado to untold ends. This is the time when the nerd finally makes a move on the cheerleader only to have his dreams dashed on the pavement. It takes bravery for someone to do something like that. Or, foolhardy. Anyhoo, it was the 11th grade, I was well on my way to graduating high school and college dreams were still far in the distance. We had just recently moved into a neighborhood that wasn’t too unfamiliar. But it was new to me. The squire to the order was yet to learn the very basics of romanticism. Although I had went through a few one-sided romances and I was just getting over Marsha and had just started working at my first job when I heard that Keisha liked me. I didn’t have the slightest of who Keisha was. All I remember was a few times when I came home from work I’d stop o
Homeless Now
so i got my lip ring, and my mom kicked me out. So I am homeless now. Guess thats a way to kick start my life..huh. Pretty fucked up if you ask me, my mom just had to be a crazy hippy bitch I guess. Anyways if you live in the Chattanooga area hit me up, might need places to stay. Things can always be worked out. ^_~ keep in touch with me here.
I seriously need to stop my late night snacking. I dont eat mucu during the day or at dinner, so I end up eating right before I go to bed...thats a bad idea.
Punishment13@ CherryTAP show this guy some cherry tap love
A Lick And A Promise
A Lick And A Promise "I'll just give this a lick and a promise," my mother said as she quickly mopped up a spill on the floor without moving any of the furniture. "What is that supposed to mean," I asked as in my young mind I envisioned someone licking the floor with his or her tongue. "It means that I'm in a hurry and I'm busy canning tomatoes so I am going to just give it a lick with the mop and promise to come back and do the job right later. "A lick and a promise" was just one of the many old phrases that I remember my mother, grandmother, and others using that they probably heard from the generations before them. With the passing of time, many old phrases become obsolete or even disappear.This is unfortunate because some of them are very appropriate and humorous. Here is a list that I came up with that I remember my parents and grandparents using that we don't hear much anymore. Perhaps you have some memorable old phrases of your own that you could add to the list:
Subject: WD-40 WHO KNEW? I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason). I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news. He was very upset and was trying to figure out what to do probably nothing until Monday morning, since nothing was open. Another neighbor came out and told him to get his WD-40 and clean it off. It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm his paint job that was on the truck. I'm impressed! WD-40 who knew? Water Displacement #40. The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a "water displacement" compound. They were successful withthefortiethformulation, thus WD-40.
Givin A Shout!
Thought I would say HAPPY HOLLIDAYS and MERRY CHRISTMAS to everyone... since Wallmart probably wont again this year!
Bacteria In Water
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit! However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors ) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service.
My Dateunting Dairy
Hi to all you DATEHUNTERS!
30 Years In Prison
This is The Guilty Game. Next to the questions, put your answers as either guilty or innocent. Guilty if you have, innocent if you haven't. The number of guilties you have, is the number of years in prison you are sentenced to. Re-post with a headline stating how many years in prison you have.... 1. Dated outside your race? guilty! 2. Been given a hickey? so guilty! 3. Sung in the shower? guilty! 4. Spit in someone's drink? innocent...i wouldn't want anyone to spit in mine! 5. Opened your Christmas presents early? extremely guilty! 6. Lied to a friend? guilty! 7. Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times? innocent...what is the Goonies! 8. Had more than five REAL bf/gfs? Shit hell naw....innocent! 9. Played a computer game for more than 5 hours? innocent! 10. Ran through the sprinklers naked? not yet...haha innocent! 11. Ate food that fell on the floor? duh...guilty! 12. Went outside naked? guilty.never thought i would ever do it.. 13. Bee
Hey My Record...
hey everyone .. this will be my semi .... record of my poker .. stuff ... with all the frustations.... and other things .... and all the glory ... down the road ... to be hosest .. I am good ... but I haven't figured out if I could be good ... but that might mean I can't be good ... but life is long ... and at least interesting ... so we will see .... I hope you will all join on my journey ... it may end up broke or end up in fame. . but it is mission I am on..... so wish me luck ....... and intill next time...... sweet cards ////
I promise you my love I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you tonight I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our friendship is my life
New Pics Up
Ok so I'm ready for my next contest. Its going to be kind of fun to do. It will be open to men AND women. Its going to be a funniest face contest. More details to come this week.
About Little Earthquake...
about Little Earthquake... That was originally a journal entry when I was 24. It's interesting how "the past pierces through the new" It pierces through when we are most 'open'. Those moments just before you are fully awake. Before you are aware of more than I Am. The moments just before you open your eyes and absorb the colors, smells....remember your intentions, who you are now, who you want to become...your tasks for the day... I think the true past, we truly bury...deep within till we are ready to drink it. Funny though, as cheeky as it sounds, things ALWAYS happen for good reason. I've experienced it; the Great Design. After that day when I was 5...I landed eventually in a family of 15 adopted kids. Six were disabled as well. My parents taught us to be independent thinkers and doers. I have extremely limited use of my limbs...particularly my arms. I type, paint, and draw with my mouth. I live on my own, and am pretty damn productive. Mom & Dad were the typ
yes,there was an ultrasound because she was dehyderated and they wanted to make sure the baby was ok well guys and by the measurements that the doc took he said that she is 10weeks and 2days along.......he said that she got pregnant between the middle of sept.-the first of oct.........the babys heartrate was 174 beats per minute and the doc said that the baby was strong to you I say boo hoo and oh well....too bad ..... so moving .....well might be better for you and your baby to be close to your love and her daddy........... Good luck in the move and everything................ Please feel free to comment on things i really like to hear them ..... thank_you peeps......
Christmas Operation Order 12-24-06
1. An official visit by MG Santa (NMI) Claus is expected at this headquarters 25 December 2006. The following instructions will be in effect and govern the activities of all personnel during the visit. a. Not a creature will stir without official permission. This will include indigenous mice. Special stirring permits for necessary administrative actions will be obtained through normal channels. Mice stirring permits will be obtained through the Office of the Surgeon General, Veterinary Services. b. Personnel will settle their brains for a long winter nap prior to 2200 hours, 24 December 2006. Uniform for the nap will be: Pajamas, cotton, light, drowsing, with kerchief, general purpose, camouflage; and Cap, camouflage w/ear flaps. Equipment will be drawn from CIF prior to 1900 hours, 24 December 2006. c. Personnel will utilize standard field ration sugarplums for visions to dance through their heads. Artificially sweetened plums are authorized for those in their unit weight con
Upcoming Contest
Starting on Dec 14th I will be in the Naughty or Nice contest.All my friends and fans please come comment, comments are what counts.Thanks in advance.
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
No Idea Why I Chose To Put This In A Blog
1.The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? Gee if I could choose anyone I really hope it's a bill collector, I love them, I can't wait to talk to another one . . .they are so friendly and understadning. 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? I have cart guilt if I don't, but if the boy is with me than I make him do it, after all what else are kids good for? 3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? I'm a listener that way I can learn your secrets and plot against you without your ever knowing until it's too late 4. Do you take compliments well? HA - 5. Are you an active person? Nope, I sit on the couch all day watching Jerry Springer and figuring out how I can get to be on that show 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, do you survive? Until a bear eats me yes I can survive 7. Do you like to ride horses? Yeah my fear of large animals just invites the horse riding thing 8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid
What Is Love?
Honestly, what has the world come too? The pharse I love you has become so casual. Does that bother anyone? I believe that pharse has power behind it but it seems for most it as just become weak and can say it just to about anyone. For those of you who use it casually make it hard for those you use it in its terms. And has just become a word people take for granted. So dont be upset when someone really loves but is afraid to use because everyone else says it and now they feel is no point for you hear it cuz you hear it so often from those who dont give a shit
There was a time when I Could breath my life into you One by one your pale fingers Started to move And I touched your face And all death was erased And you smiled like an angel Falling from heaven Just to be lift up again And you kissed my lips With those once cold fingertips You run me back to life And all things come to an end We don't have to pretend Slowly we fall asleep And never wake up again We're so Christ like We're so lifelike Vampire Christ We're so alive We're so lifelike Vampire Christ In the grace Of this love We rise in pain And death is not far away And soon we'll sleep And never wake up again There was a time when I Could breath my life Into you And all's been come to an end We don't have to pretend Slowly we fall asleep We're Christ like So lifelike Vampire Christ We're so lifelike So Christ like A Vampire Christ
Merry Fk'n Christmas
Chopper: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas video
Just To Let You Know
its cobras friend just to let everyone know that cobra should be home by wed night thurs morning, he wanted me to keep his friends posted, so if you could think of him it would be appreciated, he is thinkin of all of you, thanks for the thoughts he knows who you are, thanks
In Sweden We Celebrate Lucia 13th December
Swedish Lucia Tradition The Swedish Lucia celebration is an annual festival of medieval origin, observed on the 13th of December. On this day, the darkness is brightened by Saint Lucia, a creature of goodness and light who opens the door to the Christmas season.
Only In America
Only in America drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. * ** Only in America people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. * ** Only in America banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. * Only in America we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America..... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America..... .do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' . Only in America they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. ** EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Helpi Need Cherries
Bed Time - Again, Lol
I'm going to bed. For real this time. I just got off the phone with an old friend of mine, and I'm so emotionally drained from talking to him, that I dont even want to see this place for the rest of the night. Hope you all have sweet dreams. Buried at
What Color Represents You?
You scored as Blue. You are considered to be a very calm person who takes things one at a time and does not worry too much about the consequences. Whatever happens, happens, is your moto. You are the one people come to for advise on most topics, because you are filled with limitless knowledge. You can handle any situation.Blue100%Purple89%Orange72%Pink72%White67%Yellow67%Green67%Black61%Red61%Which Colour Represents You???created with
What Kinda World Do We Live In
We are at war b/c of what???were being killed for nothing now there shooting at us b/c no 1 wants us there thanx to bush were being fucked n nothing we can any ways i can't stand bush he's such an idiot sum may disagree but thats ok 2to each our own
Feed Up
ok thats it i am completely done !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol This Is Cute..
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The Spirits And Ghosts Of Yule
THE SPIRITS AND GHOSTS OF YULE By Montague Whitsel Synopsis: The Winter Solstice has long been associated with ghosts and sprits in Pagan as well as Christian Traditions. "Christmas" has its ghosts, as does the Yule; when there are spirits behind every door and in every closet as well as dancing in the flames of candles and hearth-fires. What are these spirits and who are these ghosts, and why are mortals haunted in the tides of Winter's Solstice? In this article we will explore these questions, becoming acquainted with some of the more traditional Yuletide ghosts in Celtic traditions as well as reclaiming one of the more well-known spirit entities in our secular western "December Holiday" celebrations. We are all familiar with "Christmas" ghost stories from Charles Dickens "A Christmas Carol to Tim Burton's "The Nightmare before Christmas." I have often been asked, though, why there should be ghosts and hauntings at this time of the year when many people want to be focused on f
It may take you two minutes to read this but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. ________________________ You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girl
Kids In Church
KIDS IN CHURCH 3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime. She would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer: "Le
Good Night
good to everyone i'm taking my cold self to bed to my warm covers.. nights ps leave me some lovings so i can wake up and be happy you all know what to do :) night night
Crystal Kiss
Hey guys! I opened a forum today called Crystal Kiss! It is located at http://crystal-kiss.toxic-pink. Now. Before you go and join, keep in mind it has more of a girlishness to it and if guys want to join, please sign up and private message me anything you want to see added and I will add it to the forum. Also, the template is girly, when you sign up and create your profile, you can change it to a different skin. Rules No nudity. No improper language. PG13 please or you'll be deleted. Do not spam any links except for in the shamless plugger section. Be nice Have fun! Read the full rules under announcments before signing up, and message me here letting me know you've signed up and I'll send a gift your way. Also, if you sign up, please intend to post and be active and no innapropriate user names whatsoever. Go play! Crystal-Kiss.
My Infection
the sweetest perfection is the coldest reaction to the blood stained skin the hardest fall the deeper you crawl you have found my infection I cannot show where its been it just emerges here and within Protecting me within my wall My infection will surpass it all
Bondage For Beginners
Many people wonder about bondage but have no idea what it involves. Here's our beginner's guide to get you started safely. How it works A simple definition of bondage is that it restricts someone's movement. Many people have tried a bit of "tie and tease" and found it to be an exciting way to spice up their love life. The most important aspect of bondage games is trust, because one of the partners is restricted and therefore vulnerable. You must be able to trust one another completely; otherwise these kinds of games should never be played. The active partner (or 'top') should never use the session purely to fulfil their own fantasies in a selfish way, they should also think about the pleasure of the restrained partner ('passive partner' or 'bottom'). What's the attraction? People are attracted to this type of play for a number of different reasons. Being tied up allows some people to relax and enjoy being given pleasure without having to worry about giving
Life In My Eyes
I'm not gonna complain much i'm just sick of being treated like i dont know whats good for me and it seems like every fucking time i go see a doctor they give me a different one and this last one i had was a fucking moron and if i could get away with it i'd bash his head into a wall and tell him to kiss his ass goodbye.... but i cant and i wont cuz there idiots and i guess i will deal with it. All i have to say is watch what your doctor does and always ask for a second opinion
The Meeting Part 5
Soon Kellie and I were emailing each other multiple times a day. She left her curtains open all the time now. She liked the idea of not knowing when I was watching. She also continued leaving me gifts by the window. Sometimes she left panties she'd soaked with her juices. Sometimes she'd leave me clean panties to jerk-off into, and I'd leave them for her when I was done. She even set another video of her sister by the window once. Her evening performances were always similar, but after watching her every night for three weeks, I still never got tired of watching her pleasure herself. In the forth week I received a one line email from her: "I want to meet you." I didn't know how to respond. I was not a particularly good-looking guy, so even though Kellie was the sweetest, nicest, most beautiful girl I'd ever communicated with, I was sure that she wouldn't give me the time of day if we had met on the street. However, jerking-off was one thing, actually getting to make love to t
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Didn't Think It Could Happen To Me
Top Comment Graphics Myspace Code Generators Layouts Lisa Was An Energetic Young Lady, She Was Full Of Life And Full Of Love. She Never Met A Stranger, She Was Always Making People Smile And Feel Good About Themselves. Her Parents Thought She Was A Good Girl Who Always Knew Right From Wrong. Lisa Had Everything Going For Her She Was 17 Years Old, She Had Started Planning For College, She Made Excellent Grades In School. She Was A Honor Roll Student She Had Her Whole Life Planned Out Or So She Thought. She Was In The 11TH Grade That Was The Year She Met Ron. He Was What Many Would Consider A Wild Child He Was Always Getting In Trouble And He Was The Class Clown He Didn't Seem To Have A Care In The World. Always Wanting To Party And Hang Out With His Friends. When Ron First Seen Lisa He Thought She Was The Most Beautiful Girl He Had Ever Seen. And Lisa Really Liked Him Alot To. They Started Hanging Out With Each Other And Talking Everyday At School And On The Phone. Lisa W
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Please Help My Shop
Come check this site's a page for my Tattoo shop!!! Help us out please?!?! Check it out and whore the hell outta us please? I'm apprenticing here and trying get help us get as much business as we can. Thanks for all your help!!!
I Killed A Condom Because Thats How I Roll
Pick the month you were born in 1 - I ran over 2 - I killed 3 - I needed 4 - I smoked 5 - I killed 6 - I cuddled with 7 - I ran naked with 8 - I slept with 9 - I stabbed 10 - I licked 11 - I banged 12- I raped Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - ur grandma 02 - the kool-aid man 03 - a horse 04 - a bag of weed 05 - a pornstar 06 - your mom 07 - you 08 - a prostitute 09 - a toothbrush 10 - a jew 11 - a homo 12 - the trojan man 13 - Paris Hilton 14 - a whore 15 - a cat 16 - a pickle 17 - a mexican 18 - a bisexual 19 - a dog 20 - an orange 21 - a crackhead 22 - a bowl of cereal 23 - a easter egg 24 - my ex 25 - a condom 26 - a jar of honey 27 - a lesbian 28 - a homeless guy 29 - a french fry 30 - your dealer 31 - a stripper Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - Because thats how i roll Black - because im sexy Pink - Because the lil people told me to Red -because I'm cool like that Blue - because I have AMAZING bo
as i watch you drown standing on the shore alone, desolate i watch as you drown my hand ever outstretched offering you a way out begging you to escape these turbulent seas but you turn away deny my hand again what have i done where has hope gone how can i walk away so here i will stay as i watch you drown praying to days' end that you'll call out my name and i pull you ashore til we're hand in hand you'll fight the undertow as i watch you drown.
Buncefield One Year On...
I can't believe that it is a year ago already that the Buncefield Depot in Hemel Hempstead exploded. I know the area fairly well from my van driving days and still have friends that live and work fairly close by. I recall being quite affected by this incident. The pictures alone make it fairly impossible not be. The people who live close by to the site are certainly still affected. Some are still living in hotels and face another Christmas without the comfort of being in their own homes. Despite this HOSL (Hertfordshire Oil Storage Limited) are still haggling over compensation. Yep they have donated a quarter of a million quid as an emergency fund but this is really a drop in the ocean compared to the real cost of the damage. I mean this is a company that is jointly owned by the likes of Total and Chevron. Get this..I quote from Sky News: The local MP, Mike Penning, quotes one example of a little girl whose shoes were destroyed in the fire. They weren't covered
Full Moons For 2006 Full Moons For 2007
January-14 January-03 Names for the January Moons include Chaste Moon, Cold Moon, Disting Moon, Moon of Little Winter, Quiet Moon, Snow Moon, Wolf Moon. February-13 February-02 Names for the February Moons include Big Winter Moon, Horning Moon, Hunger Moon, Ice Moon, Red Cleansing Moon, Storm Moon, Sun Moon, Quickening Moon, Wild Moon. March-14 March-03 Names for the March Moons include Crow Moon, Hertha's Moon, Lenten Moon, Moon of the Snow-blind, Moon of Winds, Plow Moon, Renewal Month, Sap Moon, Seed Moon, Worm Moon April-13 April-02 Names for the April Moons include Growing Moon, Hare Moon, Seed or Planting Moon, Planter's Moon, Budding Trees Moon, Eastermonath (Eostre Month), Ostarmanoth, Pink Moon, Green Grass Moon. May-13 May-02 Names for the May Moons include Hare Moon, Merry or Dyad Moon, Bright Moon, Flower Moon, Frogs Return Moon, Thrimilcmonath (Thrice-Milk Month), Sproutkale, Winnemanoth (Joy Month), Planting Moon, Moon When the Ponies Shed. June-11 Ju
New Contest
MISS CHERRY IS HOLDIN A CONTEST and i am in it lol if u wanna vote for me i woudl luve it soooo mcuh :-) just starting so much love to ya all hope u havin fun in the festive "mad" season ok so im out peace everyone and remember plz vote for me (or at least vote for SOMEONE in the contest lol)
A Husband And Wife Are Sitting Quietly In Bed Reading When The Wife Looks Over At Him And Asks The Question...
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND! : "Of c ourse I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would y ou sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No,
Today I got bitched at by a total stranger, for not commenting on a picture of hers, my answer was I gave you a 10. because your picture was a 10. But your picture did not captivate me. so if you get a comment from me it means your picture or somthing in your layout got my attention. Sorry I did not mean to bitch but it pissed me off,and thought I would share, If you think I am wrong please drop a line or block me or whatever,but that is what I am honest to myself and to you. Mongoose
Neo_paganism - A Video
Don't know if this will work. But the Following is an educational video on Neo-Paganism. I might quibblewitha few fine points butall-in-all it is quite good. Enjoy and plase Share. BB, Eugene
im so excited.... i got a new cell phone the other day... plus tonite i am having a movie nite with 2 of my close fun~!
The Cult
Sensual Pleasures
Candy Covered Kisses Coated with candy covered kisses Perfect pink puckers fancies Sweet nectar of love A gift presented to a dove Worn with honor on the face Sensual lips wrap around Moisten and wet to surround Motion thrust, forward and back Releasing salty taffy tastes Confections sweet as Bazooka Sated thirsts of carnal need Intention of service and pleasure Guttural moans, primal grunts heard Continual momentum until a final thrust Burst and eruption placed loving on the bust Moving quickly to mask the face Slipping out the tongue to sneak a little taste Eyes smile for the lips are occupied As the dance begins, gentle licks harden quick Quicker still is the beat continue kneeling at His feet Hips do grind and thrusts do jab Hitting the Epiglottis can make one gag Steady now, don’t you dare Nasal breathing slow and quick Help push past getting sick Fast, hard show until the release Once again to graced with jizz’med cheeks With eyes look up and see th
Naughty Application
naughty application Body: 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will u have sex with a stranger for me?(with pics) 26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? See who will fill this out and resend it....I will
A Change In My Photo's
ok a guy rated one of my pics! but it wasnt of me... it was my little bro... hes in his underwaer watching tv.... so!!! My bro pics are only for friends now. im concerned yes!! anyone have a problem w/ it???? Also! On Myspace I read via Sean's ex g/fs blog that the PSYCHO is moving to Monroe!!!! aka the city where sean and i live!! So who wants to bet if she does and all of a sudden Sean's truck gets fucked w/ who is gonna get the shit kicked out of!! SHELIA!!! Yes ppl psycho shelia will be laid to rest! If I see her in the streets Ill be nice but if that cunt starts shit.. well it will be finshed!! thats all i have to say about that dumb bitch!!! well stay tuned for this never ending drama that is .... Morbid Tainted Angels life. xo's AMBER!!! PS!! I started sketching again! Doing ppl like trouble!!I'll have to start posting the pics! But usually an hour or more of me Tommy Lee and mmy art supplies. I swear his latest CD is
You've Been Elfed
Life is all about asses you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one . That's right, you've been "elfed" !
Happy Holidays!
To all my family and my friends, This cheery greeting I will send, Happy Holidays to each and every one, May your festive occasions be lots of fun May your year 2006 be really great For your family and friends and your mate, Happy Holidays to you, I send great cheer, I wish you too a Healthy Prosperous New Year! Luvs&Hugs, ~Mz Mic~
To Those Who Survived... From The 50s Thru The 70s...
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930s 40s, 50s, 60s and 70s !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking . As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts, or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter, and drank koolaid made with sugar, but we we
Just To Clear A Few Things Up
Ok this blog is to clear up a few things.I thought my profile was very clear but i guess not so here we go.... 1.My name is Amy. 2.I am Married.I have a husband. not sure how many other ways i can say it. 3.The photos of the guy in my photos is Dave my Husband.Check out number 2 if still not clear 4.Ys my husabnd knows about the adult pics.He was the one who took the photos of me and he told me i should put them up. 5.The adult photos that I have posted do Not mean the following-that I have a open marriage,that we are swingers,that any man on this earth besides Dave will ever touch me again,that im a whore or that im a slut. 6.Yes I have yahoo messy and NO you cant have the screen name.I dont want to give it out and i shouldnt be asked why i dont want to 20 millions times after the first time i say no. 7.I will not get on cam for you.I dont care how nice of a guy you are its not going to happen.There are 80 some photos of me on my profile.You know what i look
Which Are You?
JANUARY=SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 m
11's Left Today: 10
11's left today: 10 Above you see the daily limit to rate pics & profiles 11... 10 !! So..I decided this = 1. Whoever rate my pics & profile 11 comes 1st 2. Profileratings on my FAMILY friends list pages 3. Profilerating on my contestants pages 4. Others friends pages I hope you all understand my dilemma here I just try to make this as fair as possible.. ...and 10 a day is not much :(( BUT I DO LOVE YOU ALL BUNCHES !!
I Think Its Time To Rethink The Failed War On Drugs
IT'S TIME TO RE-THINK THE FAILED 'WAR ON DRUGS' by Paul Armentano, (Source:Detroit News) 07 Dec 2006 Michigan ------- Hats off to Nolan Finley for highlighting America's failed and colossally expensive "war" on illicit drug use ( "Subject drug war to the Iraq war test," Nov.  19.  ) For nearly 100 years, starting with the passage of America's first federal anti-drug law in 1914, lawmakers have relied on the mantra: "Do drugs, do time." The human and fiscal consequences of this policy have been a disaster.  America now spends nearly $50 billion dollars per year targeting, prosecuting and incarcerating illicit drug users.  As a result, today there are more illicit drug offenders behind bars -- more than 450,000 by last count than the entire U.S.  prison population in 1980.  For marijuana alone, law enforcement spends between $7 billion and $10 billion dollars annually targeting users -- primarily low-level offenders, and taxpayers spend more than $1 billion annually to incarcerate t
In Case You Were Wondering...
Eating right, taking meds, getting enough sleep = good :} Not eating right, screwing up meds, not getting enough sleep = bad;{ You think by now I'd know better. Think again.
OKay, so I was gonna do that best pet contest and lost the list of people who were going to be in it! I know..2 weeks later huh! Anyone still interested? Based on start Saturday night.
Fuck Me?? Fuck You!!
I thought only nice people got fucked over?? I'm not a nice person so why is it happening to me??!!?? If there's anything in this world I can't stand, it's somebody who makes you a deal, makes a promise and, for no reason at all, changes their mind. It's one thing if the deal or promise means nothing to you, but it's another thing when it's something important, something you want, something you've counted on being one way. I was supposed to make partner at my law firm. One of the other associates is too. We were supposed to have equal shares and buy out the current owner over the next five years. Well, behind my back, they completely changed the terms of how the buyout's going to work (that part is actually good for me) but now the other associate is getting 1% more than me to start. It means very little as far as money and he's even agreed that despite the ownership differential, he will agree to split the profits equally. But, if we're the only two owners, then I get no
Since The Day I Met You
since the day i met you my lifes never been the same. you brought me love and happyness i never thought would come my way. i learned to smile inside and out with just a menton of your name. i think about you alway every minet of the day. my love grows stronger with every passing moment and with that love comes heartache because your far away. i need to touch you i need to feel you with me everyday. to hold you close kiss your lips and wipe your tears away. to take your stress remove your worries and give you endless bliss. for us to be togeather this is my only wish. iam here for you always please rember this. writen by steven bloomfield
This Is Part 6 Of Treaspassing I Hope U Have Enjoyed These
Kellie, still blindfolded, called from the bed, "Wow! That was great. It never felt that good when I did it to myself. Rick…where'd you go?" Lauren's eyes opened, and it took her a moment to register that I was staring at her. When she realized that she had been discovered, her facial expressions briefly chronicled first surprise, then guilt, then triumph, then sexual hunger (as she gazed longingly at my tented sweat pants), and finally merriment. "The jig is up Kellie, " Lauren sighed with a grim smirk. "Oh Shit," came Kellie's reply. I was too shocked, and stimulated, to be angry about anything. Although I felt like Kellie betrayed me, I had to admit that it was a stupid sentiment. After all, I was the one who started peeping on the girls, and then blackmailing Kellie into giving me a tape of her sister's sexual exploits. My thoughts were echoed in Kellie's voice. "Don't get mad Rick. Don't forget that you're the one who started this…it seemed only fair that the voyeur
Faster Pussycat
Men And Thier Humor
It seems everywhere I go someone has some dumbass comment or I have to recieve messages from dudes online asking me why I look like a chick when I'm a male and that faggots like me make gurlz go gay. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? Lol. Some people see and hear me in public. I'm OBVIOUSLY a male. I am tall, have broad shoulders, a VERY deep voice. Okay, so SOMETIMES I might wear a miniskirt and TONS of makeup and I MIGHT pass for a chick, lol, but some guys approach me THINKING I'm a female and I tell them "No, I'm not. Sorry sweety..." And some ACTUALLY get mad at me! What the fuck? Aaaand some just say 'So?', lol. I HAVE mistaken some men for women, and when that happens, I compliment them. They're doing what they love to do and OBVIOUSLY doing it right. Not that I'm asking for a complimtent, but seriously... It's the year 2006. Grow up. I can't go places dressed the way I do without hearing "You fucking homo" or "Go suck a dick faggot". It's hard. And even HARDER in NYC. And even HARDER in the
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Between Two Evils
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. I really aint perfect..but I can resist everything but temptation..
Loving Being A Crazy Bitch
Shortly Lived...
Relationship. Like two weeks, I think thats a record. We broke up because I'm "anti-social". But I mean how can you expect someone who is unbelievebly shy to just talk to people you just met as if you known them your whole life? It just doesn't happen. I have to observe the kind of person they are, and its not like they were exactly talking to me either. They all work together, and I just met them. Oh yeah also because I'm a picky eater. I can't help what my taste buds like or don't like.
My "true Love's" Sign
Your True Love Is an Aquarius Why you'll love an Aquarius: Independent yet devoted, you'll appreciate the unique approach to love Aquarius takes. You both see love as a bit of a game, and Aquarius will challenge you until you're completely hooked. Why an Aquarius will love you: You're secure enough to give Aquarius tons of space - even if it means separate interests and friends. You have the brains to keep Aquarius engaged and curious. And the passion to change the world together! What Sign Is Your True Love?
What Is My Hidden Sexual Talent?
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at
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"life Goes On"
Of all the men who love me Only one had my heart Alas I was not the one he chose My heart and hopes shattered. What was it that turned him from me? Was it lack of beauty or charm? Was I the one to blame? No....distance was my curse. Others would envy what he discarded So freely given but not enough For him to keep as his own His loss as yet unrealized. A deep sigh escapes my lips For what I can never have No time to dwell on the sorrow Life goes on. Disclaimer: Please note this is not to be taken seriously.
I got this through a friends bulletin and I completly agree on what it has to say about bondage. It puts what true bondage is out very well. Yes, I am into bondage, but let me share a little of what bondage is about before you cast your judgement. Bondage is about absolute trust. It's about going to a level of intimacy beyond anything you've ever experienced before. It's about giving yourself so completely to another human being that you abandon all sense of self and just lose yourself in them. Bondage is not just leather and chains and being all trussed up like a steer at a rodeo. Those things are for people who like S&M as well as bondage. For the rest of us, there are padded handcuffs, ribbons and silk ropes. These things are designed to enhance pleasure and stimulation. Most of them are easy to get out of if you start to feel uncomfortable. It's all about the tease, and pushing your senses to the limit. We're so busy in today's world, and so used t
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Woman Complains To Police About Shoddy Crack Cocaine
MIAMI, United States (AFP) - A North Carolina woman was arrested after she complained to a police officer about a batch of "bad" crack cocaine she bought, authorities said. Eloise Reaves, 50, approached a police officer Friday in the parking lot of a convenience store in Putnam County and told him she had been sold poor quality crack and wanted his help getting her money back, police said in a statement. "She then took the crack from out of her mouth and placed it on the trunk of Deputy Pedrick's patrol car," the police said. The sheriff's deputy, Jeffery Pedrick, warned Reaves that if the substance tested positive, she would be arrested. After a test came back positive, Reaves said the crack was a poor mix of wax and cocaine and that the man who sold it to her should give her money back. She was arrested and booked into the local jail on 1,504 dollars bond, and has since been released. Police also searched the man Reaves accused of selling her the crack, but found no
Seven Deadly Sins?
You scored as Pride. Pride38%Greed31%Envy31%Gluttony31%Lust25%Sloth25%Wrath19%Seven deadly sinscreated with
Part Twelve
Cat watched Marie bounce down the hall to the living room. Before following her she reached under her bed and pulled out medium sized photo box. She smiled as she thought of all the fun she was going to have with the contents. Cat put the box down on the coffee table and patted James on the head. "Well you have been a good little boy. I see you brought mama a new toy". "I take it James explained everything to you" she said addressing Allen. "Yeah he told me he had to find someone with a big dick to fuck you and your friend, and here I am". "Judging from the picture, he picked well. Stand up and lets get a good look at you." Cat finished. As Allen stood up Marie shifted on the couch to get a better look. "James," Cat purred "be useful and help the man out of his pants." James started to get up but Cat pushed him back to his knees "oh no I think you can do I better job if you keep his buttons at eye level", she said. James knew that once he pulled down Allen's pants he would pretty much
What Is Hot In You (your Body, Brain Or Soul) ?
THIS ONE IS SO TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE What is hot in you (your body, brain or soul) ? (girls only) BRAIN.girl you are smart. you know what you want and how to get are cautious when it comes to love cuz you don't want to get hurt, just relax and enjoy being yourself cuz you are really a UNIQUE person.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
"how The Island Of Guam Was Formed"
At one time in history, the planet Earth was covered with water, and man had no place to live. There were, however, during this particular time in history, many giants who roamed the planet. These giants had great powers and could use them to help change the planet's surface. The two giants instrumental in making many of these changes were Putan and his sister, Fuuna. Putan, getting very old and wanting to do something great before his death, called his sister, Funna, and explained to her what he wanted done with his body. She would have little trouble in carrying out his wishes because she would receive his magical powers. With the aid of his sister, Putan's body would change the planet. His eyes would be used to create a sun and a moon. His eyebrows would be turned into rainbows of beautiful colors. His breast was to be a colorful sky. His back would form the island of Guam. After his death, Fuuna did as her brother had commanded. Using these magical powers, she mixed
Where Is The Love???
I wonder what happened to the art of romance where you just wanted to go to a nice restaraunt,out to the movies,or take a nice stroll at the park & other things?It seems like these days all they want is drama & want someone who will mistreat them & cheat on them.Sometimes I can't understand why the good-looking girls get with these guys that will hit them & that will cheat on them?I know guys that have good girlfriends of wives & they go with 5 or 10 different women on the side?I be like;why the hell don't they give them to me because I know how to treat them right.I just don't know what happened to romance these days because everybody is out for self & just pulling the wool over your eyes.My true love is out there somewhere & im not going to give up hope.
Which Gay Childhood Icon Are You?
You Are the Very Gay Peppermint Patty! Softball is the huge tipoff here... As well as a "best friend" who loves to call her "sir"What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?
Blood Symphony Part One
ashes to ashes dust to dust flesh to flesh lust to lust i see the blood flow and i want more the craving starts to grow as the blood begins to poor my heart beats faster as the blood quenches my thirst nothing can forfill my hunger because i am the first.
A Desperate Cry
A Desperate Cry I wander about all alone in the cold. If I came to your door would you turn me out, or would you shelter me from the cold? I start to cry. Out loud... so bold. If I came to you, would you dry me teary eye, or would you laugh? Please don't scold. I want to say I love you, more than the stars up in the sky. If you found out would you say you love me too, or would you be so cold as to say good bye?! ~Gwendolyn A (Pepper)Coyne March 14, 1992
I Came In 2nd Place!
I want to thank those who helped support me in my very first CT contest, True Friends Contest. It had ended today, and I had come in 2nd place. Those who supported me through this contest received a special gift from me. I know it wasn't necessary, but I felt to show my gratitude, my friends would be gifted too. Gifts have been sent out, if I had missed anyone who did vote for me, message me and I will check to verify, and gift you. Again, Thank You All for your help and support! I truly appreciate it! Mike :)
#2 Theunloved®, Is Love, In His Own Dark & Dreary Way!
TheUnLoved®, is LOVE, in his own Dark & Dreary way! TheUnLoved®
Crappy Weather
So its a crappy weather day here in MN...We've had sleet all morning and now it's turned to snow. Debating whether or not i should go grocery shopping in tis weather. I probably should just stay home but I'm so busy over the next couple days I don't know when I could it before christmas...*sigh* I guess I'll brave the icky conditions..
I just want to wish everyone a happy holiday, I'm glad we're all safe. To everyone fighting. its NEVER been in my name, but you guys are my heroes anyway! and I hope you get home safe and soon. I always forget to put this bit, it doesn't matter much but I'm English, and a big up to the British troops out there!
It Is That Time Again
so ya this time of the year is sapose to be all happy and fun for all the little people of the world but for me it just means i get to deal with the dregs of the uperclass that dont feel like cooking on the holidays. ya my work week started thursday and it ends monday ohhhh fuckin joy.
I Whant To Say Merry Christmas To All
How To Tell If Your Cell Phone Is Bugged
Greetings. A story is making the rounds right now regarding FBI use of cell phones as remote bugs. I originally wrote about this concept in my PRIVACY Forum in 1999 ("Cell Phones Become Instant Bugs!") so the issue is real, but we still need to bring the current saga back down to earth. This discussion doesn't only relate to "legal" bugs but also to the use of such techniques by illegal clandestine operations, and applies to physically unmodified cell phones (not phones that might have had separate, specialized bugs physically installed within them by third parties). There is no magic in cell phones. From a transmitting standpoint, they are either on or off. It is true that many phones have an alarm feature that permits them to "wake up" from a seemingly "off" state. However, this is not a universal functionality, even in advanced phones such as PDA cell phones, which now often have a "totally off" mode available as well. It is also true tha
Two Lost Souls
The warm glow inside the blushes i cant hide sorry no more felt virtual kisses my heart has to melt to feel your touch just to hold your hand such a gift only we could understand only time will tell if lady love will remove her spell for falling so soon and deep i can not help for this love is new and never felt one day soon when we first meet all my defences you will surely defeat are souls will be together embraced the kiss of lipps and your love to taste this the gift that feels so heaven sent my love for you is always yours and for ever never borrowed or to someone else lent for you will be my one and only and i promise with the vow of my words your heart will never be lonely these my thoughts are clean and true and so i can say with no doubt or regret that i love you
Anybody Out There?
I'm up for meeting people for real...cyber's fun and everything, but a hug...a kiss...a handshake...a night on bourbon st. a nice dinner are much more fun!
Dont ya just love a redneck country boy who shoots, fishes, and drives a truck? Ya i think that i am gonna get me one of those... Give me a redneck country guy ANYDAY over a city guy
Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jin
Happy Holidays
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When Mother Earth Shudders...
We've had 3-pointer earthquakes four days in a row here in the NorCalifoolya(Come on all my Yay Area folkerzz, who felt them?). Anyone remember the 'Quake of 89? There had been minor shocks a couple of days prior, if my memory serves me honorably. Anyone get what Im reachin at? I don't think my childhood home can take another 7-pointer!! Head for the hills!...or New Jersey or whatever...!
You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
January To February (sorrie Its Long)
1 Month: January 1, 2007 to February 1, 2007 Jennifer Born: August 18, 1987 , PA Sun: Leo | Moon: Gemini | Rising: Cancer Table of Contents Chapter 1: Your Personal Venus Chapter 2: Understanding Your Forecast Chapter 3: Love Forecasts for January, 2007 Appendix: Summary of your Birth Chart Chapter 1: Your Personal Venus This section describes the ways that Venus reveals fundamental relationship issues in your birth chart. Venus shows her personality by sign. Venus is also described by house (the places you are most comfortable teaching and learning the lessons of love) and through its relationships with other planets, which act as supportive factors. Which Sign Is Your Venus In? Venus' sign describes how you are best able to give and receive love, enjoy life's pleasures and make connections with others. Venus in Leo: You don’t need to be loved—you need to be adored. Romance is vital with its full array of gifts, praise and celebrations. Yo
Take A Peek!!!
***THESE THREE(3) CONTESTS ARE NOW TAKING INs*** 1) WACKIEST INK - show us your far out, wild, funny, and odd tattoos 2) WORST MORNING PIC - do you dare share? 3) WHO's THE DARKEST OF THEM WALL - tales of the dark side ~ wiccans, pagans, me, you, etc... You can either leave a message in this sticky, reply to this sticky (which sends me a private message), or come to my Lounge to enter these contests Click here to visit my Lounge RULES: 1) you may NOT rate your own pic. 2) you may NOT comment bomb your own pic. 3) you may enter more than one. 3) you may use any means possible to get the most points EXCEPT comment and rate your own image(s)! 4) each contest will run for three (3) days. 5) start date will be Friday 29Dec06. All contestants will be awarded a small gift. The top two(2) - three(3) winners depending on how entrants. The winner will be decided by a totallity of ALL points and awarded a 1000-2000 gift depending on how many entrants.
Listen To Your Heart!!!
Little Aeliyah was killed in a fatal car wreck. Her bulletin went around just a few days ago, but the funeral was postponed until tomorrow due to bad weather in Colorado...please help me by keeping her memory alive by displaying this pic as your primary picture tomorrow... Thank you everyone, Momma Please rip these candles and burn them for her all day tomorrow... And please repost this bulletin so that others can rip the picture too. LEANN RIMES *AMAZING GRACE* check out
Poly Minded
When I entered into this "poly" relationship, I thought it was what I wanted. For the most part it is. I was ready to share My husband's body, His mind and even his spirit with others. I did not realized I would also have to share his heart. It never dawned on me that he would fall in love with another. I am not sure I can handle that. I thought that part of him was mine and mine alone, as that part of Me is his and his alone. Shows me where thinking gets me. I guess I am not so poly minded after all. Because I am not ok with this...
I want to die I want to escape For I am calling my fate Before its too late I asked for help But No one seems to Care It isn't fair Its a Horrible Fact Thats True I'm dying cause of you you pushed me to far. And I Can't go on I know what I'm doing is wrong There is no tomorrow and there's no one today You'll be next in line and soon we'll meet GoodBye and Amen For my Life must end
Romance Rocks !
- Get Your Own
I Wanna Rock & Roll All Night & Party Every Day !
- Get Your Own
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Invite To The Fan Club
I would like to invite you to be a part of The Hunters of the Blood Fanclub. It is a fanclub for people who are currently enjoying the Hunters of the blood books. It is a series of books concerning Vampires/Werewolfs/Demons/Ghosts/Erotica/Horror/Graphic Violence. If you like reading about any of these things please feel free to join us anytime. Because of the Graphic Sex and Violence we do not suggest these books for anyone under the age of 18. The first 500 members will be recieveing special Fan Cards which will enable them special discounts once the books are published. We currently have the following fans in our club < Ozzy-Queensryche- Martin Lawrence- Sabastian Bach-Joe Rogan-Jay Davis-Widow-Jim Gaffigan-Steve Travino-Travis Simmons> among our many fans. We currently have merchandise for the books (t-shirts-cups-caps-mousepads, etc) On or at The stories have not been edited yet but have all been copyw
Tryin To Say......
Well there is something that I wanted to share with you all as I am kinda weird guy who want to say something but here goes.... I am happy to be here on CherryTap and thanks to one person who idea about this site which is cool idea but just wondering when do I gotta meet on CherryTap I mean something I would like to see if someone who would step up to me and say "hey what a guy I see here" or something like that. I know it been a while for me to get used to this site since I join in and I found lots of girls are very pretty and sexy and damn you are all are the best thing I ever did and add you and leave you some comments which is help me build my convience about you and yourself but when I see someone got marry on CherryTap, damn I left out for that and not knowing what's going on. But hey I dont blame you for that which I dont get online very often as I work from mid till 7:30am or 8:30am so what can I do? Nothing! Just be myself and will find a right girl for me and hopefully I get
Cum One, Cum All, Check Out These Cherries
Hey could you all show some love to my friends. They are awesome. Go rate their profiles, friend them, fan them, rate their pics, stashes and blogs. First off my fiancee Onyx Illuzion of Xxxtasy Onyx illuzion of Xxxtasy@ CherryTAP Now I want to introduced to some of my amazing and wonderful friends. rainbow_kisses@ CherryTAP suzy@ CherryTAP psychowolf@ CherryTAP UBER CHERRY QUEEN@ CherryTAP sexxymomma@ CherryTAP Margo@ CherryTAP Crystal Pallace is going back to bed..have a terrible miagraine!!!!@ CherryTAP sexithing!@ CherryTAP *SexyPanda*@ CherryTAP Kitten D'Light
Here It Alll Is
so yeah i got a shitload of stuff to get out so here it all is. first off why is it when i guy wants to end shit with ya he dont go t the fucking balls to say so just runs and sticks his dick between his legs and hieds? well i was in complete love with someone who claimed he was with me also and well now that he is prolly already home by now from overseas..he is totally ignoring me wont say shit i mean come the fuck on i am a human being i got feelings to i treat others the way i wanna be treated and that is with respect so why is it i am always gettin fucked over. second why is it when someone got a problem with you and you yourself see it so ya say io am gonna find oiut wtf s goin on but to no avail the truth never coes out.. i am goin thru that and i aitna fucking stupid ass i can see the signs i been thru it enuff.. third idiots here in ohio are freakin stealing catalic converters off of cars and YAYYYYYYY i was one of the lucky ones hit boy that made me day...FUCKING NOT. for chr
Wow! This Is Hot!
Only A Member a Few Minute! But, Wow! This Is Hot. You Guys r Hot! Just wanted to say hi. Still finding my way around, so if you can help go right ahead! Invite Me Over! I need Friends Too....... Coach New View Bar Coming Soon! Pay You to do this... Gotta Luv it! Got a online Business - Need Help?
Happy New Year everybody!
The New Year's Resolution Generator
In the year 2007 I resolve to:Wear more lacy black lingerie. Get your resolution here.
Drifting Fuckin Amazing!
ok so i'm browsing youtube looking for stuff and found this. I'm so gonna learn how to play it. It's very hard
My High School Boy Show Some Love
hey got a new friend on here been friend since high school hit him up and show some love he hasnt got his shit together yet but he will be up soon so show some love add him if you want and he will show love back promise [ photo: 2936783521 ]
To My Friends, Fans, And Viewers Both Old And New
Since I sent the blast out I have been getting views, ratings, fans , and friend request faster than I can respond to them all. I'm not complaining because though I never expected such a response I'm very grateful to you all and looking forward to stopping by and getting to know each of you. As some days are more hectic than others in my real life with work, kids, and family at times I may be slow responding. but I wanted to let you all know, both old and new friends that im not the type to just vanish after being added. I will write or swing by and comment your pages till I wear you down and you either get to know me or want to kick my country butt off your list lol and also new photos and poems will be comming out soon.
George Bush .....foward This To Every Friend
Best of Bush from 2006now is this a man that was really chosen by america?
Everything You Want !
Everything You Want Video - Vertical Horizon lyricsVertical Horizon Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure
Evil Secert--came Across This And Wondered If Others Have Seen It And What You Think Of It.
Work And The Holidays Don't Mix
well i got some good news and some bad, first of all i got promoted to fulltime as soon as we move...... the bad news is, i was at work tonight, and i went and asked the girl in charged if i could take my lil break, because im still under the docs. care right. well she said yeah, so i went back and asked the other girl if she was gonna get on register one because someone has to be on that one all the time....she said why i said because im taking my break, she said what time did you get here, so instead of saying who in the fuck are you to be asking me when i got here i told her im under docs. care and explained my restrictions, well she goes off the deep end saying well shit u need to go home, i can close this bitch by myself, well all i told her was, it wasn't my decision to fall and get hurt, and i have to support my family just as well as you do. and if you want me to go home well tell them to pay me and i will stay home. but until then you need to keep your mouth shut because im d
Hammer Of Justice
JUSTICE Fills every room JUSTICE Is what we desire JUSTICE Is it possible? JUSTICE Hangs on every door JUSTICE Never leaves you alone JUSTICE Follows your every move JUSTICE Listens to every word JUSTICE It crushes all Hammer of justice crushes all Hammer of justice smashes all Hammer of justice bashes all And if you get in the way It will destroy you JUSTICE Fills the sky JUSTICE Is in your brain JUSTICE Makes you insane JUSTICE Makes you feel the pain JUSTICE Makes you feel cold and bad JUSTICE Kinda makes you sad JUSTICE Really makes you mad Like you want to smash it's face in Hammer of justice devours all Hammer of justice rules ya all Hammer of justice breaks you all And if you get in its way It will defeat you JUSTICE Is the dominator JUSTICE Is the exterminator JUSTICE Rolls the dice JUSTICE Lives only twice JUSTICE Is coming to get yo
The Reason For My Previous Blog
as some of you know, our dog wasn't doing to well. last night, she didn't make it, and we had her creamated, today.
How To Be Honest
ever notice how the truth hurts so much but is always the honest way to go. why is it so easy to lie to people then to tell the truth. and why does the lie spread faster then truths. how do you apologize to someone you hurt with your lies. best yet how do you apologize for stuff you never said. lil angry with my depressed state of mind.
Ms. Bikiniworld Contest
Hello! I still can't get on Cherrytap the "normal" way so I am only able to accept friends and check comments on my profile... everything else takes up too much time as the graphics don't load and many of the links don't work (thankful for that backspace button - lol) I'm in the Ms. Bikiniworld contest... it runs month by month. You can vote daily, but you have to be signed up to the site. If you've got a chance, feel free to stop by and cast your vote. Thanks! Melanie
Coast Gaurd,navy And Marines-thank You
United State Active Duty Service Men & Women Thank You Bulletin #2 This Bulletin Covers the Navy, Marines & Coast Guard. Yes, I had to split this Bulletin into 2 bulletins. Because it become too big to be able to post completely in 1 Bulletin "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same! or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once was like in the United States where men were free." "Unknown Aurthor" You can find the current links to all 4 bulletins on my page & this blog: The Current "Thank You" Bulletin Links Please take a Moment of your time and stop by these BRAVE SOUL'S pages and give them a THANKS for simplely doing their DUTY that is Protecting Your Country I Know they would really appeciate it!!! Let's
My Problem
i have all this info that bouces around in side my head that i keep getting told by friends that its useless. but every time the get stuck with somethingi come to bail them out. am i stupid for this or am i to smart to say no because i wanna help.
and yet here is another one that may offend but again... if it does... it proves a point! I didn't write this, but I admire the person who did! Good reminders as we enter the New Year! Try to see the glass half full and not half empty! In this case, MUCH more than HALF full! Discontented? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67% of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69% of the country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3 of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I starting thinking, ''What we are so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4% of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen
Didja Miss Me??
I'm bacccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm alive. My old puter died on me. Soooo...I'm back. New puter and all. Hope yall had a safe and happy holidays. I'm sorry that I didnt get to ring in the new year with you all. *hugs and stuff* BrattyBytch!
Too Much To Bare
How could this happen? How could so much pain be? It seems like I went to bed on top of the world And today the world's on top of me People tell me no matter how hard it gets I can't give up just yet What ever happened to us living in a world of peace and equailty? Wanting the same and yet we killing one another for grief and jealousy. I try to live my dull life without a simple care But at times I can't take it anymore it's just to much to bare When the clouds in the sky are all grey dark and lonely It feels like I'm the 1 in the world; the 1 and only Tell me why I should live this life I'm living With all the tears it's bringing and all the pain it's giving I'm writing this poem to tell you just how I feel And like in Usher's Confessions it's the truth I just revealed
The Test
well i took it.. everyone that said it was hard didn't pay much attention or is not understanding of common I don't think i did bad.. i was actually one of the first ones done.. actually 2nd to get up and hand the test in... but all is good.. now i have to wait 10 days to find out the results.. now thats a waiting game... hopfully now things will go better at work... been a rough 2 days now i need sleep.. gotta work tomorrow.. i will be on for a little bit more and then off to bed.. much love
New One new here..and i love it..haha..its weird use to the myspace setup....but...this is set up a lil me up witta me...or whateva..its all your choice tho....peace
Poem - History's Repeats
through the rays of the suns warm breath, through the hours of misguided madness, i feel for your presence and long for your touch, your fingers of soft persuasion caressing my pain, freeing me from these chains of torment, releasing me from this burden so cruel, My diary of madness and log of impurity, captured in a thread of heart felt memories, your face of innocence breaking through my armour, storming my walls and allowing me to feel, to feel the magic of love and the wonder of life, your mirage captured in the glare of tomorrows haunts, if time is my healer, why are my cuts so fresh? if my sins are forgiven, why cant i forget? Luke (",)x
What Kinda Guy??
You are suave. You are attractive both psyically and mentally. You use your abilities to attract anyone you desire. 'What is your seduction style?' at
My Calendar Note For Today Says:
Okay so i have missed a few days of this but I am a busy girl sometimes.. Sat 6th Jan 2007 Let's do ~96~ I'm double jointed!
Bring Me To Life
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I Am Sorry - I Can't Resist! I Found Bert On Ct!!
But, doesn't this person remind you of a Sesame Street character?????? Telemachus@ CherryTAP To me, he reminds me of Bert. Doesn't he remind you of Bert too???? LOL.. I am so sorry. Just saw a few pics going across the screen and couldn't resist this "people-watching" comment. PS...... For those of you who don't know who Bert is -- see below: Wacka wacka.... lol....
My Favorite Band
Calling themselves Da BoDeans, the original duo was Kurt Neumann (vocals & electric guitar) and Sam Llanas (vocals & acoustic guitar). In 1984 they teamed up with Guy Hoffman (drums). The trio quickly became a popular band on Milwaukee's East Side music scene. By the close of that year, Bob Griffin (bass), was brought into the group. In 1985 the quartet signed a contract with Slash/Warner Records and shortened their name to simply BoDeans. Under the guidance of producer T-Bone Burnett, they entered Hollywood's Sunset Sound Factory in October to record their first album. The critically acclaimed debut Love & Hope & Sex & Dreams was released in 1986. In January 1987, a Rolling Stone reader poll voted them Best New American Band. They have rotated through various musicians, including keyboardists Michael Ramos and Susan Julian, and drummers Rick Jeager, Kenny Aronoff, Rafael Gayol, Nick Kitsos, and most recently, Kevin Leahy. Their 1993 song "Closer to Free" was selected as the them
What Kind Of S And M Person Are You?
You scored as Dominator. You are a dominator! You love to be the one in control. Having that extra edge in a relationship gives you the excitement that you desire. You have the charisma and the talent to be a Master to your slavE.Playful75%Dominator75%Violent38%Submissive13%What kind of S&M person are you?created with
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Keith Olbermann's Comments On Bush's Troop Surge Plan
From Jan. 6, 2007. The realist shit you'll ever hear on TV. You can watch Keith Olbermann's show, Countdown, on MSNBC. Please comment.
The other day i decided i was gonna quit smoking....i still had 2 packs of cigs to finish so i told my friend Kevin soon as i was done with them that i was going to quit. As of last nite i only had 3 left and Kevin and i had gone out to his cabin so he could show me around n stuff, when we got back to his place i got out of the truck n said i was gonna have a cig while he listened to his song n he's like "thought u were quitting?" i told him i was going to soon as i was done with the ones i had n he's like "ur not quitting" i'm lik eyes i am! n he kept arguing with me about it finally i was like u wanna bet? so he looks around as he's saying "if you quit i'll buy you.....a brand new car!" haha now granted i don't believe he's going to do it but then again he thinks i'm not going to quit....well as of last nite i had finished my cigs today i haven't had any cigs at all! All i keep thinking about is this brand new car lmao! i asked him if i can get any car i want n he's like sure u can p
Hated Hope lost because not fit to be anything back to that beautiful familiar of being cold and weary lost this isn't heartbreak it's reality use me for your needs the only role that fits hit me, fuck me, hate me, love me it's better than alone with a treacherous mind alone with the pills and the endings the heart bleeds and pounds but death won't fucking come how much is there of this? wrote about love again in such a foolish dream where possibilty was born and hope came back the most evil hurt in the world is hope
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the > marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small > sandal > shop. > > From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You > foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" > > So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some > special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at > sex." > > Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the > man claimed.... but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the > sex God he was. > > The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" > > The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." So the husband, after some > badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. > > As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his > eyes, > something his wife hadn't seen in many years ! In the
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Jan. 9th In His Honor
Where do I start? I get home from work and notice Mom has all the dry ingredients to make a choclate cake out. I go to get ice and notice she has bought chicken breasts and drumsticks. Her mixing bowls are out. She told me she loved me more than usual today. I look aroud in my room and notice that I have only one picture of him in my room. Funny, witty, charming and a hard worker. Jan 9th would have been his 70th birthday. Who was this man I called Pop? He was a great mechanic. You could drive up in the driveway and he would tell you instantly by listening to your motor what was wrong with your it. Maybe an oil change, brakes, new belts. He had the biggest heart for his grandchildren. He loved children to make them laugh and see them smile. I never forget the little ones who tugged at my skirt to ask me about my Dad at his funeral. They had tons of questions for me. Who will tell me funny stories about you, lulu?, etc. I will never forget the last conversation I had with h
I’m just a guy that most don’t see. I didn’t get an instruction Manual on love so I try to be charming as I can be. If you have then you must have just walked passed me. If charming means rose pedals in the bed or midnight dance under the stars wearing red. If you passed me maybe I tried to trip you. Or maybe is dreaming of you in my head. Don’t worry I learned how to catch. Not a dream you’re real as I touch your skin. There were instructions for that. Softly a gentle touch to your cheek. So maybe I learned how to catch a ball, but I interchanged it to your fall. I look in your eye’s I look in them deep. As you fell in my arms you went to sleep. So deep I see you and what it is that you see. Fallen asleep cause you know your safe in my arms. The feelings inside as I slowly kiss your lips slowly my sweet. No worries you’re held always. Lips like cherries hmmm now that’s lips to keep. So I hold on an won’t let you go. Keeping your kisses so close. Tell the end when w
I Really Wanna Be A Pornstar!!
Hey everyone!! I am thinking about starting my own porn career and if anyone has any ideas or suggestions just let me kno!! MMFCL!!! ~!Michaela!~
Love Spell ~ Relationship Ritual
RELATIONSHIP RITUAL Dark Moon Cleansing What you will need: a cup of water cauldron or pot on a trivet or filled with sand or kitty litter parchment paper lighter black candle white candle 1. Take a ritual bath or shower to get in the proper mindset for this ritual. 2. Come into sacred space. For this ritual I recommend casting a formal circle and inviting the quarters to join you. 3. Ask Hecate to join you. Say:"Lady Hecate, dark moon mother,please join us this dark nightas we seek to release the pain and suffering of the difficult period.Please help us to let all this go that we may be refreshed and renewed." 4. Charge the cup of water with fresh, clean energy. Imagine a bolt of white light entering the clear water. Say: "This water is charged that it may renew our hearts with purity and joy." 5. Light the black candle. As it burns, write your troubles, cares, concerns, fears, peeves, angers, and anything else on the parchment paper. Don't edit, just let it all flow
Stay There................................................
Jack will want to inspect you before you leave. He won’t let you set foot outside until he’s convinced you can pass the test. He takes protecting clients seriously.” The idea of Jack inspecting her made her stomach jump. Jack was gorgeous, and the fact he was a dominant man only intrigued Morgan more, despite her wariness and fear. Securing the long blonde wig in place, Morgan pushed the thought away. She was just tired. Lord knew she was stressed. She would not be having sex with Jack, so his sexual preferences made absolutely no difference to her. Someone pounded on the door. Morgan started, her heart racing. Had the shooter managed to follow her here? She cut her gaze to the window, hoping it might prove to be an escape route. Then the door opened. Jack entered, wearing a ratty T-shirt and faded jeans, a backward baseball cap, and a false moustache. Those few external changes made him look considerably different. But she still couldn’t miss his pissed-off expression.
Is This The End
Is this the end... When I wake up in the middle of the night crying. Is this the end... When I find out everyone is lying. Is this the end... When I find the one I love killing my soul. Is this the end... When I find out I don't have a soul. Is this the end... When I take this knife to my arm. Is this the end... When I don't want to live. This is the end When everyone I know Turns into someone I hate. When I cry all night. When I die with all my might...
If I only had words that held enough value to them to explain to you how I feel about you. This is the best way I can portray my feelings and have them truly mean something because it's from the heart. What I feel for you is impossible to put into words, I wouldn?t be able to put enough emphasis in the words "love" or "care." I couldn?t even begin to describe to you what it feels like to be this in LOVE with you, my world is turned around and upside-down. I think of you when I can?t see you, I listen for you when I can't hear you. I close my eyes, feel your smile taking every dream I ever had, and turning it into reality. I would give you the world in your hand if only you didn?t already hold my heart. I would do ANYTHING to make you happy! When I see you close to me I get lost in your eyes such beauty and honesty, I hang on your every word as your voice carries to my ears and makes a mark on my soul. I can feel your hands
This Will Warm Your Heart...
Just when you have lost faith in human kindness: This letter was sent to the principal's office after an elementary school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady had received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all human kind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today! Dear Faculty and Students: God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens' luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at an Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio. Before I received this one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day, her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of little pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen t
Tear Drop (( Ladies ))
I saw your tear drops and I heard you cry All you need is time, seek me and you shall find You have everything and you`re still lonely It don`t have to be this way Let me show you a better day And then you will see, the morning will come And all of your days will be bright as the sun So all of your fears just cast them on me How can I make you see I`ll be your cloud
Im Ugly
i totally think im not a good looking guy in fact im a below average looking guy now i know why people always laugh at me and make fun of me hey i got feelings too it hurts when people say im ugly that ill never find someone good for me yeah i need major major dental work thats why i dont smile at all i need false teeth but im struggling im doing for everybody and not for myself cause i was raised to be nice people hear about my teeth problems and laugh hey if you want to laugh at me fine screw it i dont care anymore as soon as i come up with $3,000 ill get the false teeth til then i cant smile
My Main Man
juggalo@ CherryTAP
A Little Info About Me...
Hello. My name is Debbie and I am a Tennessee gal. I am a BBW (Big Beautiful Woman) and married. My husbands name is Farren and I love him so very much and Ihe has made me happier than anything since I met him. I have been married almost 4 yrs now and am very happy. I am 5'11'' 255 lbs. Black hair, black eyes and Native American(Cherokee) and very proud of my heritage. I have one son, Jason, from a previous marriage. He is the light of my life. My all. I love him more than life itself.My dad was the professional wrestler and tag team partner of Wahoo McDaniels back in the 70's. His wrestling name was Chief Thundercloud. He is retired and doing well. I am new to CherryTap so have patience until I get the hang of this thing. lol. Be good to yourself and to others.
A Poem
I had a dream about you tonight, dear I dreamed I was holding you near You were whispering in my ear Sweet sweet nothings of love I had a dream that we were together, baby That you always said yes and never a maybe You said without me you would go crazy If you couldn't hold me in your arms I had a dream of us making love, sweetheart And in my dream, we would never part I have given you all of my heart Please don't break it in pieces And if one day you decide to leave my side Remember the ocean of tears I'll have cried You said without me, you would've died Now I'll dream of you forever
Omfg Call Gone Wrong!
You Know You're From Texas...
You know you're from TEXAS... This is GREAT!!!!! *You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Ennis, Waxahachie, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Waco, and Amarillo. *A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. *You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. *You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. *You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. ****You measure distance in minutes. * *Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions. *You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit. *You know cowpies are not made of beef. *Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date. *You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist. *You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
14 Signs Ur Online Relationship Isnt Working
14) You discover that "Chesty McBust" isn't her real name, and she's dialing in from Langley, VA. 13) You: Large, hairy man. Your online girlfriend: Large, hairy man. 12) Her postmaster rejects your e-mail not as "undeliverable" but as "unlikely to get you anywhere." 11) After months of shared experiences and emotional investments, she attacks you in the Mines of Quarn with a Vorpal Sword when she learns you're worth 45,000 points. 10) "Returned mail: User unknown and never wants to hear from you again." 9) Your cyber-lover is just too busy editing that silly little Top 5 List. 8) Getting perhaps a bit too comfortable, she lets a reference to cutting her chin shaving slip by. 7) You discover that she has been cutting and pasting her orgasms. 6) You can barely make out your S. L.'s face in the JPEG she sent because she's obscured by her 25 cats. 5) He claims to be the richest man in the world, but his GIF looks like some geek who works for a software company.
Forever friend reach out to me when you feel despair and when your burdens are too many the load I will gladly share and when your heart grows weary and dark clouds cover you My friend I will stay beside you until the sun shines through. Forever friend, we have shared so much a special love we have come to know we have laughed and cried together and helped each other in love to grow Forever friend within my heart a special place for you is there because you are my forever friend and I will always care
Worst Person
Friday, December 01, 2006 Current mood: annoyed We start with the Bush Administration - It was officially announced by major news outlets on Monday that Iraq has now decended into civil war. But the Bush Administration seems to disagree. They say that Iraq has just reached another level of sectarian violence and is not a civil war. They also claim that it's Al-Qaeda's fault. Then at the silver, President Bush - Obviously this man has a hearing and reading problem. Or he just doesn't get it. Shortly after the meeting between President Bush and Iraqi Prime Minister Al-Maliki, it was announced that the United States will not be pulling out of Iraq and will not consider dividing Iraq into several autonomous zones at the request of PM Maliki. What the President forgets is that he works for the citizens of the United States, not Maliki. Finally, the winner, Newt Gingrich - He wants to restrict free speech in the media and on the internet. What worse, he said this during
A Cock Sucker's Poem
A COCK SUCKER'S POEM If Ecstacy forever enticed me Your ass would work and rock, Deeply within its tightness I would swallow all your cock. If Ecstacy lived within me, your shaft would never go down. I'd find your cock was in my mouth, And I'd suck you round and round. If I strived to find intensity We both would make great noise. Explosions could hold no candle To the groanings we would voice. If I made love for my eternity All my ecstacy would be with you. I would fuck and suck your hard on each and every lifetime through. If I sucked your sexual juices, I would swallow your every drop. I would treat you like my fountain, And your orgasm would never stop. If I could cum for you forever, We would savor each others wads. Our lips would be pressed together As we pleasured each others bods.
First Date!
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from THIS IS MY IDEA OF A GOOD ONE! It's early in the evening on a nice late spring day when I arrive to pick you up for our date. I arrived and you came down to meet me. Your are wearing a nice flowing skirt that accentuates your legs and a nice loose fitting blouse that just hints at your cleavage beneath it. I am taken by your warm friendly smile and you feel your face blushing slightly at having thought and fantasized about me previously. I hand you a single rose I had been holding behind my back and I see you blush a bit in response to the unexpected gift. We move to the car and I open the door for you helping you into the seat. I catch a glimpse of the lace tops of the thigh high stockings you’re wearing underneath the skirt and I felt a stirring begin in my loins. Before I closed the door, you looked up at me and said, "I hope that I'm dressed alright, since you wouldn’t
I Thought Of You
I can't stand the thought of leaving you I can't deny how I feel I don't want to let you go I want you in my life forever, The thought of saying goodbye to you makes me wanna cry The thought of not feeling your hands on me makes me weak The thought of not being in your presents make me weep of fear, You make me happy and full of joy You brighten my day and night You Fulfill my every desire and passion you make my life happy, I'm afraid of the thought of never seeing you again I'm afraid of never being able to feel your touch I'm afraid of never being able to love you and have you love me back, I can't stand the thought of not having you in my life. by:me
You scored as seducer. your fetish is seductionseducer92%Blind Folds83%role playing83%bondage67%Young67%school girl50%What is your fetish (fixedcreated with
Diary Of A Colorado Snow Shoveler
December 8 It started to snow. The first BIG snow of the season so the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! December 9 We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had! Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snow plough came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life! December 12 The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry- we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the
I'm Sad For Her
so i found out yesterday that one of my bestfriends who lives out in colorado, her husband is being shipped out to iraq in 3 weeks. she's not sure if she's coming home yet not, it depends how long he has to do. i hope she comes home, but i also hope her husband stays safe. i hope all the soldiers over seas stay safe. ♥
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I've Learned
"I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow." "I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights." "I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life." "I've learned that making a 'living' is not the same thing as 'making a life'." "I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance." "I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw some things back." "I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision." "I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one." "I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly p
The Soldier...
Yes,no,maybe You Tell Me
answer this and send it back 2 me in a private message. You can add more to these if you want. y = Yes n = No m=Maybe Would you? Will you? [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a porn movie with me? [_] take me out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] get wasted with me? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends? [_] make out with me? [_] in public? [_] fuck me or get fucked
Joined The Gym... Woohoo
Today was the first day of going to the gym. I forced myself to get out of bed close to 3 hours earlier than I have been and drove my ass to the gym. I'm tellin' ya... even walking on the treadmill for an hour really boosts your energy and seretonin levels. I was amped. Totally ready for the day and tonight- Thirsty Thursday! Gonna be another all nighter!!
Seductive Or Fun And Flirty
I like my hair better blond......seriously please give me your opinion, and don't be cruel! Blond or dark??
The Best My Tim Mcgraw!!!
We were born in this little town Growin' up I was countin' down Every single day till we made our get-away But you said you could never see yourself Trying to make a life anywhere else This would be your home And I was on my own But ever since you said good-bye I've been out here on the wind And baby you would be surprised All the places you have been I've seen you in Albuquerque waitin' out a blizzard Arizona dancin' 'cross the desert Watchin' the sun set in Monterey Girl I swear just the other day you were Down in Georgia pickin' them peaches Carolina barefoot on the beaches No matter where you choose to be In my heart I'll always see you Everywhere Now a days when I'm passin' through The conversation always turns to you I hear you're doin' fine Livin' out by the county line Got a man that's home every night A couple of kids and the kind of life That you want to leave Guess you could say the same for me But you and I made our choices All those years a
Touch Me
baby please just touch me from my head down to my toes baby touch me everywhere take your time real slow oh I love your fingertips leaving a trail of fire baby please just touch me you are my one desire trace a path down to my breast how they ache and swell now my bodies burning up wherever your fingers dwell now your hand moves lower my legs I willingly spread just to feel your fingers there followed by your head baby please just touch me see how weak I am and all because of touches from my lovers hand
Here I Go Again
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Philosophers have defined different kinds of love, ranging from fellowship to sexual attraction. Much has been written about romantic love. What happens when you fall in love? Love is a state of being, not something you fall into. It is not dependent on another person. You can be in a state of love on your own. When you do love another person, you grow to love them, as you get to know them. You cannot love what you do not yet know. In love at first sight you feel as if you know the other person. There is a recognition of something about them that you confuse with love, because you like it; it fits with a pattern of knowledge, conscious or unconscious, that you have about the kind of person you want to be with, who will suit you, because they are like you, or because they have some quality that you believe you lack. This person you recognise may have the potential to be that person you are looking for, but they may not be manifesting that potential. That is why love at first sight
THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2006: Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [Imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!] Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?] Man Struck By Lightn
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