Ok well happy late sweetest day EVERYONE!
Well yesterday sean and I had a bon fire/bday party to go too at his uncle Matt's. It was his 37th bday bash! So Seans mom's side of teh family is the drunk side! Well I love his family! Theyre so funny and a lot like mine! So his one Aunt Sarah was just LOADED! She was HILLARIOUS! Well shes older liek 40's I believe.Well..
A) She works in Detroit, a few black guys told her she had junk in her trunk! Hillarious as is but her reply was better "yeah I do I have a case of toliet paper in it." I almost pissed myself!
B) Some one called her a player hater! She has no clue what any new slang is. Well she was so drunk she was saying player hitter. So everyone who was aound the fire who knew what one was was in hysterics! So she kept asking what it was! So she claimed she had to pee but she went and asked a younger guy what the hell it was! He told her. So she came back. And was all pleased that she knew what the hell it was! Then she said she didnt hate anyone! she may disliek them but thats it! So we kept calling her a player dis liker all night! It was HILLA RIOUS!
So it was an all in all good night! I got a fee Michigan state windbreaker/ jacket thing from another Aunt Sarah! Then seans grandma and and drunk aunt sarah coudlnt remember my name to save their life! it was ok tho! they where kinda close..Amanda, Alyssa. but its ok! I dont see them a whole lot! So I stink like smoke my eyes itch and its all good!
xo's
Amber
