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Fucking Sweet, Bitches

Guess who's got the new two-disk Platinum Edition Little Mermaid DVD? That's right, motherfuckers, I do! I know you're just boiling with jealousy now! I also got my choice of liscensed plush toy for free with it. So now me and Flounder can watch our favourite movie whenever we want to. So, if you decide that you are worthy of this joy, go to Best Buy to get it. It was five dollars cheaper there than at FYE and you got the toy. I think FYE had some gay movie card or something, and KB Toys didn't give anything with it. Another cause for rapturous joy is that Terry and I shall be moving out of this shitty shit-hole in a matter of days. Three of them, if you wish to be specific. So, as of Saturday, I will have an awesome apartment and you won't, because I'm awesome and you suck. Yes, I mean you, specifically reading this right now, and no one else.
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