Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in
their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The
first little boy was to say, "My fair maiden.... I have come to
snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope." The second little
boy was to reply by saying, "Hark! - a pistol shot!"
Well, on opening night in the school auditorium, the two little
boys were a bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going
to be filled with grown-ups. The teacher told them to take their
places on the stage and to remember to speak very loudly as soon
as the curtain goes up.
The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two boys
were terrified. They stood there frozen. So the teacher
whispered for them to begin.
The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words..... "My fair
maiden.... I have come to kiss your snatch! And fill your hole
with soap."
The second boy screams out....."Hark! a shistol pot, a postle
shiss, a pot of shit, horse shit, this is bull shit... I never
wanted to be in this lousy play anyway..."
The audience left howling!!!
