A woman, in her fifties is at home happily jumping unclothed on her bed & squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while & asks,
"Do you any idea how ridiculous u look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed & says,
"I don't care, what you think. I just came from having a mammogram & the doctor says that not only am I healthy but I have the breasts of an 18yr old."
The husband replies, "What did he say about your 55 year old ass?"
The woman replies, "Your name never came up."
