By following this simple advice on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, abottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription,the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
