So, I was suppose to start work at 8pm tonight, but the press (I work at a newspaper) didn't fire up until 9:15. An hour and 15 minutes of doing nothing but smoking, and bullshitting with co-workers. At work we have this gay couple, one's a pregnant troll-like-thing (who apparently only has time to shower once a week), the other is way over weight, and I've only seen him wear 3 shirts EVER. From time to time, they magically get sick the exact same day, and can't come in (which leaves us two people short). Their buddy just started working at the plant. I may have to kill someone, if all three of them miss the same day. This beer tastes pretty damn good right now.
