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Not Always Right | A Nasty Case Of Illiteracyosis
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Not Always Right | Math-uh-matics
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Am I Ever Gonna Get Over Feeling Sick
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Crunk Christmas
Im such a shit.. see Rob has been playing a certain video game for like a week straight and I've gotten booty only 2x. So I pulled my pants down and held the spare X-box controller on my ass and shook that shit!!!!   I got me some finally :D   Just thought I'd share..that, and Im hyped up on reeses cups and Dr. pepper.
[yes Or ... Yes]
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Cyber Security Bill Our rights are being taken away every day, Stand up and vote We The people This latest bill is about Internet Security.Google this. Giving the govt the right to take it away. The bill goes up to congress and the President to sign sometime this week.
Why Am I So "imperfect"?
Am I so imperfect that you can't love me? Adore me? Treat me like a human being? I try my best and do everything I can do, your not the only "Sunshine" in my responsability. I run from daylight until dark. When your sleeping, i'm sill going strong. Maybe some appreciation or a thank you for what you do, a rose from time to time, or even just a simple pat on the back will do! I stayed up for three days and you bitch me out because your bed wasn't made. I drive two hours to get my children and two hours back and you bitch because I didn't have a hot meal on the table but yet left overs in the frig. What can I do? Tell me what else I can possibly do? Obviously i'm so "IMPERFECT" that I will never do for me, you, or anyone. I cry allday and night because I can't make no one happy in anything I do. Pour my heart out in every effort I make and every action I made. Tell me what else I can possibly do? Theres no more tears and no more fears, i just don't give my whole heart into anything I do.
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Wake Up!
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early flight to Sydney. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am". The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the said... "It is 5:00 am, wake up!"
When I Said
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Not Always Right | Thou Shall Not Wear Boot Cut
Retail | Michigan, USA Customer: “Excuse me, miss. These jeans just don’t seem to fit right.” Me: “Well these are men’s jeans. We have plenty of women’s jeans over here, in the women’s department. Is there a size I can help you find?” Customer: “You mean I just tried on men’s jeans?” *horrified look* Me: “Yes, ma’am. These are men’s jeans. This is the men’s department.” Customer: “OH MY GOD! The Bible forbids women to wear men’s clothes! I’m going to h***!” Me: “I’m sure you’ll be fine. You didn’t know. God won’t be angry.” Customer: “That’s what you think. You obviously don’t know God then.” *storms off*
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Not Always Right | Can't Cedar Forest For The Trees
Retail | Westchester, OH, USA Customer: “These Christmas trees all look so fake! I want to get one fresh from the Everglades!” (I chuckle, and then realize he is serious.) Me: “Sir, the Everglades aren’t exactly known for there Christmas trees.” Customer: “Oh yeah! I forgot, it’s all frozen.” Me: “No sir, the Everglades are in the middle of Florida.” Customer: “Oh, well I was never good at geometry anyway.”
Delete Button
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Jan 22nd 2010
So I woke up this morning and smiled. For the first time in a very long time I woke up happy. Alot of things have been happening to me that were very unexpected. A person I was in love with destroyed me. Much like most of the women from my past, she was exactly like them. I turned off...I didn't care or even want to care about anyone or anything except for myself. And was living just fine that way. Well, I got tripped up by a series of happenings in my life that have proven the selfish person I was is not the person I want to be. Over the next few days im sure you will see alot of changes in my profile as well as attitude. Hope you all get to meet the person I really am. In the meantime......I think I'm pregnant. I'm sitting here watching Star Trek eating cookies and olives O.o
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I love how the people of Chicago aren't even fazed. We just continue on like it's nothing. LOL
Spiders & Snakes By Jim Stafford
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Computer Resolution
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Love Is The Answer,
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stay away or be arrested no bull-shit on my wall
Young Lust
I am just a new boy A stranger in this town Where are all the good times Who's gonna show this stranger around? Ooooooooh I need a dirty woman Ooooooooh I need a dirty girl Will some woman in this desert land Make me feel like a real man Take this rock and roll refugee Oooh Babe set me free Ooooooooh I need a dirty woman Ooooooooh I need a dirty girl. Ooooooooh I need a dirty woman Ooooooooh I need a dirty girl.
Oprah, Barak, And Michelle
Flying on Obama's private plane.  Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy. Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10  bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.. Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.' If you're one of those 56 million, pass this on!!
Written For Me By An Admirer
Your lips are swollen by the taste of my sperm. Its like poetry but way god damn sweeter. feel like a whore, but only I can touch. Only I can see the jewels that I love so much. It feels so good to know that I own your pussy. And only I'm the one grow hard for, and you fuck. That your arms, your fingers, your love. Is mine and only mine. Its like art the way I spread my hands down your body. The way I kiss your skin until it puckers. you feel your thighs tremble, as I pull you onto me. Kissing away the sweat, and tears. The hopefulness and all your fears.As I grab the blankets and pull them over you.  You lick away my sperm off your mouth, and you taste a certain kind of spice. As I kiss your brow. Digging my cock into you. Cherishing you like you'll break, but roving like you need to break. you feel your cum drip down onto your skin. Its like oil seeping deep within our pores. The world begins to spin round and round.  You breathe out and breathe ecstasy back in. As I feel you everywh
Fcuk You Fu Rank Fu Skank (poem/rant) I Worte
FUCK yOU FU SKANK FU RANK FCUK YOU step offFUCK YOU bounce off Step off my page jump da fuck backYour a selfish lil cunt and str8 up wack So you wanna be fu famous you wanna be adoredall it cost u was ur self respect now ur a mother fcukin fu whoreill hand u the throphy hand u a bling your all red nowyet everyone watching is green with envy your so cool Or a you just a nother mo fucking fool ur profiles just right but be careful falling from such a height ur ego trip ur about to slip You step on toes became a hoeu caused some pain cause ur to mother fucking vain vainty is a sin and ur giutly the drama here will never set u free  the sin is what u feind  the greed is what u need stardoom is what u claim taking pics in the mirror , whos the one to blame you cant see beauty cause ur so fucking blind rating pics  only cause ur points behindride off in the sunseton ur fupony i hope that fills ur void cause in reality ur just so lonely lower then dirt soon ur gonna be the one to hurt  
Nerdy Girl With Glasses
mmm dont you love nerdy girls... I like them best wearing nothing but ;) Click image to see more of this hunnie.
Im A Damn Child
look at me... im 19 i still have body parts that havnt fully grown yet im lost and scared and in no way am sure where im heading in life you honestly cant look at me and go well she dosnt look that young for fuck sake i still havnt figure myself out sexualy of course im gana explore and expiriment thats what chldhood is about i party and i make mistakes im not some fantisy that u can poke with ur stick... im a girl... just cuz im legal dosnt mean im free game
Her Hand
To hold the hand,That leads to her smile.To do thisjust once,I would walk endless miles. To know I was the reason,To ever put a smile on her face.Then my heart would know,It had found its rightful place. So beautiful,offer me your hand,And your smile I hope will Shine.And truely mine will glow,From deep in this heart of mine.
Meet Cooksfire - He's not the sharpest tool in the shed. I received the following friend request from him.  Seriously, did this guy even read what he wrote? *shakes head laughing* God, people like him are just pathetic. As if someone like me would fall for this crap. Anyhoo, if you're bored, feel free to stop by and leave him wuv. :)
Calmness washing over my soul   Scraping its way through my psyche'   Out, out, far away, It floats   Drums beating that rhythmic tune   Up above rainbows of colour.   My lost self drifting away   washing my soul  
The Lake Trip
After a long week of work, we both decide that it would be a good idea to go up to the lake for the weekend to unwind and relax. We get online and reserve a room in a secluded log cabin. The room was a little expensive but it is going to be real nice being out in the boondocks, by ourselves for the whole weekend. No one is going to bother us. It's just going to be me, you, and Mother Nature. We pack our bags, load up my truck, and head off for the lake. On the drive out there, we hear a report over the radio of a huge traffic accident on the highway, so we turn off on a backcountry road to avoid all the backed up traffic. We are making good time and we are so excited that we didn't run into that accident that we don't notice that we are the only people on that road. I stop and look at the map to make sure we are going the right way and we are. I say to you "it's really nice that we have this weekend to ourselves, there's no one on the road and there isn
My 2nd List Of 10 Things About Me!!
Instructions......Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 6 people to be tagged, listing their names.Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you....1. Right now, I have this unknown rash only on my face...DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK IT IS, WHERE IT CAME FROM *AND IT ITCHES LIKE HELL*!!! :D:D:D:D:D2. My van's rear view mirror has come off *because of the heat* and I have a phobia about going somewhere without it on *till hubby put it back on for me* 'KEEP THINKING I'M GONNA BE PULLED OVER BY THE SHERIFF'!!!3. We have a pool and I will not get in it unless someone's home.4. LOVE CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!!!5. WILL GET VERY UPSET, IF I SEE ANIMALS MISTREATED.6. I am into the Pagan religion.7. DO NOT LIKE BUGS!!! *Want to see a strip tease? LET A BUG GET ON ME!!!!8. I believe my dog Benny has
Tiny Workout
Alice worked out.  She had gotten up early, for today she was getting her tiny companion.  She did not request one, of course, but simply got lucky in a contest.  If she was to tell the truth, she was not all that sure what a tiny companion was.  Sure she had seen the commercials and ads for the ‘tiny male companion’, but she was too sure if it was a doll or some kind of robot.  She would find out soon enough, though.  Her tiny companion was coming today, some time between nine and five.  The day before some guys brought her pile of boxes and plenty of books to read neatly stacked up by the door.  She had not so much as glanced at them.  And that is why she got up early, as she did not want to miss her work out today.  So she continued on her workout.               Then, suddenly, there was a knock at the door.  She whipped her head over to the door and then just a quickly to the cloak on the wall.  The clock said it was a couple minutes past nine.  It could not be the
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An Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge
The Discovery Of Heaven
My Custom Ubuntu Shirt.
I'm not much of a blogger and all but I am rather giddy about my new pro Linux, anti windblows shirt that I customized and ordered for myself. So meh, whatever. All I have to say is :)
The sky looks so much brighter tonight , the stars they twinkle so , as i look out the window i see three ones there .. three new ones .. they lived on earth and brought us such joy each in thier own special way . after they passed on . i feel like i have something i have to say . each of thier eyes were so bright with kindness showing in everything they did . their smiles so unique, they made me smile, even when i knew they were in such pain . i sat with them and held thier hands , and tried to take their mind off thier pain . i walked with them and talked with them , and i tried  to listen to each ones wisedom . my heart grieves thier loss, and i want to cry , but the tears won't come now . ..but soon they will come . there are three extra stars in the sky tonight and they shine so brightly and twinkle just right .
Women Are Wimps
Women Are Wimps This is as basic as stereotypes get. Guys are bigger and stronger and traditionally are thought of as the more badass of the sexes. Women are frailer, smaller and prone to the sniffles at the slightest injury. The one exception, of course, is childbirth, when even the weakest woman is an Amazon warrior when it comes to tolerating labor pain that would make a grown man whimper like he just took a paintball shot to the nuts. So call a woman frail, and she'll reply that if men had to give birth, the human race would have died out a long time ago. What Science Says: Women do have a lower pain threshold, but it has nothing to do with toughness. Men simply don't feel pain the same way women do, and what they do feel, they feel a lot less of. Women have more pain receptors in their skin for starters, amplifying their exposure to aches and pains. Researchers believe it might be tied to the presence of GIRK2, a nifty little protein that not only affects pain
Memorial Day
my daughter tried to tell me happy memorial day . but in actual fact it wasn't all that happy ... i thought about soliders who had passed on . i used to live with a bunch of soliders back in germany , and i know they did at least two tours in iraq .. i hope thier all ok .. after we got out of the military life .. we lost touch with quite a few of the military familes we once knew , but they will stay forever in our hearts . the children i will never forget , the military wives and other famiies members too . we spent 3 years together in a special community , we had some great times together more good then bad . i guess i can't help it this one is called wheres Daddy wheres Daddy mommy why isn't he home hes far away dear far away ,keeping us safe i miss him mommy , when will he be back a long time .. dont worry .. im here now . ill tuck you in a night , i'll read your stories i'll try to everything to make it better for you i miss him too darling ..
[right In Two (part One)]
[Tool. Right In Two] Angels on the sideline Puzzled and amused Why did the father give these humans free will? Now they're all confused Don't these talking monkeys Know that Eden has enough to go around Plenty in this holy garden, silly old monkeys Where there's one, you're bound to divide it Right in two Angels on the sideline Baffled and confused Father blessed them with reason And this is what they choose Monkey killing monkey killing monkey Over pieces of the ground Silly monkeys, give them thumbs They forge a blade And when there's one, they're bound to divide it Right in two Monkey killing monkey killing monkey Over pieces of the ground Silly monkeys, give them thumbs They make a club and beat their brother down How they survived so misguided Is a mystery Repugnant is a creature Who would squander the ability To lift an eye to heaven Conscious of his fleeting time here Got to divide it all right in two They fight, till they die Over earth, over sky They fight, over l
This Is Called...... The Facts So What Up Step 2 Me Do It I Dont Give A Damn
I'm here to bring you back to a whole new reality strikein your hearts like a near fatality you dont wanta know whats goin on in my galaxy hittin it to the stars livin a life that i thought was fantasy you dont wanta know what the fuck ive been through fool i'll fuckin kill you with my bloody words spillin all over you turnin you into a lyrical soup spittin it out what you gonna do your just a cracked out fool talkin some spit maybe suckin some drool the facts are honor is within your yard the streets all u got is respect or your just tar i grew up itchin for a chance to make right what i did wrong but yall just sat there suckin your thumbs watching everything go on not even takin lifes lessons for #1  the facts are as predicted that his isnt just fiction this an everyday thing and im addicted to spreadin the word of the game that we cant keep the same its ever changein like nite into day  so you mama's boyz tryin to deal use your best judgement and common sense wont get u kill
Is Humor(humour)
Is humor (humour) sadly lacking on the part of many fubar users?
Words can not describe this anger I hold inside. I would like to harm and hurt you, turn the color of your skin black and blue. Ironically I am usually very easy going and mellow. Today you touched a nerve of evil. I will not cause you any harm however, karma will do that for me sooner or later. I resist the urge to just let go and "go off" on you. Just know this for now, I have a deep seeded dislike kind of hate towards you now! Words have described this anger I currently and will now forever hold against you!!! Who knew?
Well How Do You Like That
CoMmAwAnaLeiYa Engaged to Lisa came by to polish my bling. However, the user hasn't given me permission to view their profile. WTF kind of shit is that?
The Town That Was
As I read the runes glow, Enchanting arcaic tomes, For the wolf to hear, He is my bretheren, Calling my companion, My guide and friend,  Stirring hope within, Sad and alone,  He howls for me, Crying out for all to hear, Strength and power, We both do share, Delving deep into Druid lore He is my eyes,  Alerting me to danger, Shifting within me, The wolf is released, For He and I are one, Glowing runes turn blue The transformation complete, I have an ally in him, I'll never again hurt, And be far away from harm, My eyes glow, For the time has come, To be the strongest I have ever been....                                                            
Online Flirting
Hey FuFriends! Many of the same things work for online flirting that work for “brick and mortar” flirting and all relationships begin with successful flirting.  Flirting is an art that requires oozing confidence without being OTT.  If you go too far, she will label you “slimy” If you don’t go far enough, she will label you “wimpy”.  So how do you achieve that point half way between slimy and wimpy and do it online without using eye contact or body language?  All you have is a computer an internet connection and membership in an online dating site, right?  1. Have fun!  Be light-hearted, funny and entertaining.  Make her eager to talk to you again.  Flirting is playful.  2. Ooze confidence.  Successful flirts have a positive outlook on life.  You need to transmit the “feel good” factor.  An optimistic attitude attracts females like honey attracts flies.  3. 3.  Compliment her…and do it often and sincerely.  Nothing opens
Please Excuse The Fvckin!!!
Conversation from last night:   HIM: Can I download the Tooth Fairy? Me: I've seen it, but i'll watch it again (Aren't I nice?) HIM: What's it about? Me: The Tooth Fairy! Him:, Yeah, but what's it about? Me: The Tooth Fairy! Him: Yeah, but I mean, WHAT'S it about? Me: The fucking Tooth Fairy! What do you mean, WHAT'S it about? ... I've told you, the fucking Tooth Fairy! HIM: Yeah, but it could be about anything! Me: What do you mean it could be about anything? ..... It' about the fucking Tooth Fairy Him: Yeah, but that don't mean shit when coming from you. Me: So you think it could be about a mass murder running around killing people called the .... fucking Tooth Fairy? Won't do his street cred much good. Him: Well, yeah .... I mean, there's that film called the Dentist .... do you honestly think that film was about a couple of fucking fillings? Me: *sniggering* Him: I mean Mad Max, he isn't even called fucking Max! ... So yeah, it could be about anything! Me: How many
Loverboy - Turn Me Loose
I was born to run, I was born to dreamThe craziest boy you ever seenI gotta do it my way or no way at allAnd I was here to please, I'm even on kneesMaking love to whoever I pleaseI gotta do it my way or no way at allAnd then you came around, tried to tie me downI was such a clownYou had to have it your way or no way at allWell I've had all I can takeI can't take it no moreI'm gonna pack my bags and fly baby or no way at allSo why don't you turn me looseTurn me loose, turn me looseI gotta do it my way or no way at allWhy don't you turn me looseTurn me loose, turn me looseI gotta do it my way, I wanna flyI'm here to please, I'm even on my kneesMaking love to whoever I pleaseI gotta do it my way, I gotta do it my wayAnd when you came around you tried to tie me downI was such a clownYou had to have it your way well I'm sayin' no waySo why don't you turn me looseTurn me loose, turn me looseI gotta do it my way or no way at allWhy don't you turn me looseTurn me loose, turn me
Hacked Maybe??
When I got on the computer this morning and typed in fubar in the google search area I was surprised that an account was up. Not my account, but a new account. It was made yesterday at 5:45pm. The email address that was used to make it was is very very odd.Look at the email address. Is it possible my computer was hacked?? I went to this account and fanned it. What do you think I should do about this? I still have the account logged in on one web page while I have this one opened up on chrome.  What do you guys think this is?
Make A Salute Against Drunk Riding That Say Drink Ride N Die With X Over It For Lyndsey:diabolical Angel Rip Folder She Got Thrown Of Back Bike Cause
"american" An Insult?
There is a certain two footed jackass on this site that happens to think the title "American" is an insult,  I believe being an American is an honor that involves responsibilities.  I am proud to be an American, A Yank, A Yankee Jew for that matter!
Salutes, Want One?
so im bored, and stuck at home....and i am going to make salutes! so sfw, nsfw, idc, just tell me what you want, but noooo im not going to be naked in any of them lol!!!! who wants one??
Limp Bizkit - Fucked Up Song
Ladies and gentlemen! Introducing the Chocolate Starfish! and the Hotdog Flavored Water Bring it on! Get the fuck up! Yeah! Check, one, two Listen up, listen up! Here we go It's a fucked up world A fucked up place Everybody's judged by their fucked up face Fucked up dreams Fucked up life A fucked up kid With a fucked up knife Fucked up moms And fucked up dads It's a fucked up a cop With a fucked up badge Fucked up job With fucked up pay And a fucked up boss Is a fucked up pain Fucked up press And fucked up lies Well, Lethal's in the back With the fact of the fires Hey, it's on Everybody knows it's on Hey, it's on Everybody knows it's on Ain't it a shame that you can't say "Fuck" Fuck's just a word And it's all fucked up Like a fucked up punk With a fucked up mouth A nine inch nail I'll get knocked the fuck out Fucked up aids From fucked up sex Fake ass titties On a fucked up chest We're all fucked up So whatcha wanna do? We fucked up me And fucked up you You wanna fuck me like an a
What Goes On In Computers?
I SO wish I could take credit for this!   Internal Debate by Streeter Seidell April 09, 2008   Computer:Monitor, display this document, ok?Monitor: No prob, boss. Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir. Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?Mouse: Of course. Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously. Monitor: Oh God, here we go. Computer: *sighs* Printer, are you there?Printer: No.Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there. Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne...Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon. Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice. Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off! Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print th
Stone Sour- Bother
Wish I was too dead to cry My self affliction fades Masochists to which I cater You don't need to bother I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on I won't let go till it bleeds Wish I was too dead to care If indeed I cared at all Never had a voice to protest So you fed me shit to digest I wish I had a reason My flaws are open season One good turn deserves my dying For this, I gave up trying You don't need to bother I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther Once I hold on I won't let go till it bleeds Wish I'd died instead of lived A zombie hides my face Shell forgotten with its memories Diaries left with cryptic entries And you don't need to bother I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on I won't let go till it bleeds You don't need to bother I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on I'll never live down my deceit Stones to throw at my creator I don't need to be   
Poems From Ancient Days
The following poems were written between 1979 (yes, I'm that damned old, lol) and about 1994. All are copyrighted by Shawn Priest (me). If you're gonna use them and credit me, I thank you. If you steal them, I believe in the wheel of Fate. I won't get you, but someone will. Karma is a bitch.   No Heroes   There are no heroes, just trapeze artists Soaring above the Abyss; The luckiest ones make their catch; The famous are the ones who missed.     Loveprayer (1991)   I cannot tell you how much I love you, For words are too frail to do such emotions justice. Know that you are my cherished one, The reason for every smile, The heart of my new-found joy. You do not know how long to run my hands Through your fiery tresses And feel the electric thrill of your caress. I adore you with all I have, My magic rose of the mist.   NOTE: I wrote that one for a buddy to give to his girlfriend he was crazy about. He begged me to give him something to impress her with, and I said I
5 Types Of Women You Should Avoid
1- The Smart-Ass What man doesn’t enjoy a cerebral opponent? What man doesn’t want a woman who has an opinion, has a personality and can participate in a conversation or debate on just about any topic? Of course a hot body is a turn-on, but a true Player recognizes a hot mind and a blazing personality. These are the absolute aphrodisiacs. A woman with verbal confidence is a true catch. But when confidence is locked on contentious and confrontational, you should make plans to avoid her. The Smart-Ass drips sarcasm. She enjoys answering and asking questions with a tone and an attitude that pushes away the nicest of suitors. Her words drip with venom and her personality is based on making others feel beneath her. She will say she’s confident and that no one understands her sense of humor. You will know she’s just a fucking smart-ass. 2- The Gold Digger All men have experienced the effort to bring together their physical, spiritual and financial aspe
Pretty Girls!
It really sucks that all the pretty girls get spoiled and I have to beg, borrow and steal to get anything here. I either have to pay way to much for it or by it for myself. WTF? I am just as pretty as the other girls and deserved to be spoiled just like they are! I am worth something cheap as bling to put a smile on my face. So come on and make me smile today!
What To Do
Im so board that Im concidering dressing up as the grim reaper and heading over to the local retirenment home and tapping on the windows, and waveing for enterntainment.
Make A Fubar Party
I was wondering if it would be possible to get enough players from this site, to make a private match on COD..Black Ops.....Im kr09ik on the ps3 network...either msg me on there, or on here...lets see what what can do...Till later, happy
It Is Deer Season
magnificent beast comes into view prancing gracefully out of the cover of the woods into the sunlit meadow grazing in the field enjoying the bounty God has provided him as the fatal shot is fired the hidden hunter smiles
My 1st Full Astral Projection Exp. I Did On Purpose 4 Love!
Updated on November 4, 2009 About 2 years ago while staying at my relatives house and after reading about astral projection for a few years I finally managed to do it on purpose!I was on a couch sleeping (my head pointing North and my feet pointing South) and during my medieval armory recurring dream I remembered I've had this dream so many times before and that turned it into a full blown lucid dream. I remembered that I was going to wakeup in what feels like 60 seconds so I decided I'll try the "little jump technique" that I learned on a very cool astral projection website and although I was worried about smashing my head on the brick cealing I decided to squat and jump up as high as I could and visualize myself flying upwards. When I jumped I felt like I was a fish on a hook and line being pulled upwards and I remained perfectly calmed so I didn't disrupt the astral split and when I was being pulled upwards the dream was zooming downwards around me and it was black for
Hints For Picking Bridesmaid Wedding Dresses And Golfing Footwear
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I See You Drool... Giggles
what did i do  to drive you away was it really me or could it of been you was it the things you did or what i would say whatever it was, you're gone and leaving you sure as hell wasn't wrong it was your loss, you fool and by the way... when you look at me.... i see you drool!
Funny Kid Experiences That I Often Have
June 30, 2008 Today while walking back from Target when I was in the street next to The Habit a 3 or 4 year old girl inside The Habit was eating and then she put down her food, turned her head so that she was looking straight at me thru the window, lightly tapped onto the window glass a few times, and then waved at me. I looked around and I didn't see another living soul (human or animal) out in the open in my general direction so it's clearly that she was trying to get my attention. Her dad was looking at me and at his daughter with the "What the f*ck?" look on his face.When I was working at Sears when I was going onto my break kids around 3 or 4 years old would go out of their way to give me attention by saying "Hi!" or saying something else. Alot of them didn't even see me and they would turn their heads to me so they'll be looking straight at me and start saying "Hi!" to me. 1 guy on the escalator was looking back and forth at me and his son with the "What the f*ck?"
The Joy Of Fucking
Heya, kids! Today we’re going to talk about cursing! Won’t that be fucking fun? I cannot figure out for the life of me why everybody always gets their panties in a bunch over these so-called "potty words". They’re just words like anything else, and damn it all, they’re just plain fun to say! Words like shit, fuck, and all their naughty ilk almost always either roll or ooze right off the tongue with ease. I’ve been incorporating these words into my daily vocabulary for years, but it’s recently been brought to my attention that perhaps certain curse words pour from my mouth more often than useful words such as the and when in my blogs. I looked back at some of them and was surprised to discover that the word fuck (or variations there of) appeared in my rant no less than about twenty times (or about an average of three times a paragraph). That’s a bit fucking much. So I trimmed a great
Inspired By My Gift Of Fangs From Del This Morning.... Giggles :)
Helpless, captivated, entranced, lustful and a little scared....all things she was feeling right now as she laid there under his spell.  His eyes were mesmerizing.  They shone the lightest blue she'd ever seen, almost to the point of being clear.  Her mind told her to turn and run but she literally couldn't take her eyes off of him.   He was so close now that she could feel his long, midnight black hair caressing the bare parts of her skin.  The feeling was delightful.  He was saying something to her but what was it?  The words were inaudible.  She couldn't understand anything coming out of his mouth, but the melody of it gave her comfort....removing all thoughts to flee from her mind. Even if she wanted to run, he was too close now and he was smiling at her.  Look at his teeth!  Are those fangs?   He held out his hand to her and muttered one distinguishable word... "Come". Without even hesitating or thinking, she obeyed.  The next moment she was in his grasp, those magnificent, po
Punished For A Day Off
Why is it everytime i sleep for more then 6 hours, i wake up with a headache ?  If anyone knows the answer to this , please feel free to tell me what it is ! It feels like someone is punishing me for having a day off, and actually sleeping in. Got my new bloodstone pendant in the mail yesterday. I fit it into a setting that my chain actually fits though. And today its around my neck , where it always belonged. ~ around
Holy Cow Has Ur Sign Changed
has ur signed changed    capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11Pisces: March 11-April 18Aries: April 18-May 13Taurus: May 13-June 21Gemini: June 21-July 20Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23Scorpio: Nov. 23-Dec. 17Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20       not happy i change im a straight Scorpio 
I Reliaze This
All of us on here have different reasons for being on fu, but this is...more than a game, or at least it has evoled into more than a game. there are real people with real feelings that get hurt on here and a select few whose numbers seem to be growing just dont dont care. All of us have some form of head trauma, be it daddy issues or what ever. the reason we come here is to get away from that and to meet cool ass people who help ease the pain of real life. For some reason the growing trend on here is to be disrespectful and act like the biggest asshole in the world. not everyone on here is that hard core and none of us are that important that we can afford turn our proverbal noses up to the next man and walk past like they dont exist. we are all here for one form of recognition or why cant we just all get along and respect each other... not to say we have to like each other just respect each other( i know thats asking to much), but why add to the number of asshole on this
More In Love With You
The sting of the whip that follows the pop the pain then the pleasure ..... please don't stop! Your deep, calm voice telling me what to do each day and night, i fall more in love with you  
"no Other Like You"
As the days pass on,I watch each step you take, As you go through life's passages,You learn to accept each mistake. Your eyes glisten like the morning sun,As tear run down you face,I comfort you with a smile, And wish my hand were in your tears place.I search in your foosteps,And wonder as you pass by,How could a sweet girl like,Behold such promises and lies. I cant see your future,Here to show my best,when your down and in need,come lay your head to rest.As you lay your head, pondering the comfort,You start to realize, THERE'S NO OTHER LIKE YOU!!! Copy write date... March 2001 Written by Nevaeh Jynsen
United States In Bible Prophecy
[Here’s the thing, I usually hear the United States of America isn’t mentioned in the prophecies – about a third – of the Bible.  And of course it wouldn’t be, at least not under that name.  I came across this article on Rapture Ready ( this morning, and even what I’ve read so far I find startling.  Before I read too much into this article by Bill Perkins, the founder and Executive Director of Compass International, Inc., perhaps it’s worth it for us to read it too … David]   Most Bible prophecy teachers teach that the United States is not in Bible prophecy. I disagree. I believe the United States is mentioned specifically, scores of times, and is described in great detail. I know I will receive a lot of mail on this, so my only request is that before you tell me that I am wrong, first tell me who this nation could possibly be... other than the U.S.!   The words "United States" or "America" are not in scripture.
Sicked N Lust
sicked n lust in another depressive state it's to late things to say things to say should keep them bottled up but it goes to a explode to reek havoc and chaos u say things that u'll never forgive nor forget skin itches it crawls wants to rips it off to stop the itching to stop the pain that u feel feeling dirty in a way that u never seem to get clean forever in lust never finding love true love is there such a thing as that? or is it the false prophet that we all look for but only very few of us find this.
Ensign: April Fools' Day
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye.            Isaiah 18:3   AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS                          1 April 2011   APRIL FOOLS!  Though now I see some calendars refer to today as All Fools Day (perhaps that’s the polar opposite of November 1, All Saints Day) what seems to be a harmless excuse for frivolity actually originated in something … not so tragic, really.  In the late sixteenth century you wouldn’t have used the calendar we use today but rather a documentation of days, months, and years in use since Julius Caesar’s day.  The problem came when the beginning of the year wasn’t accompanied by weather appropriate to the first of January.  By the time a new calendar was imposed (yes, imposed; the new calendar was calculated and distributed by edict of a Pope Gregory, hence it’s named the Gregorian calendar) on
Sorry A** Man!
So, my sister's boyfriend/ baby daddy is so effin sorry! Today, he called her a lazy b*tch. He blanks on her because the house is not as clean as it should be. So, I get it, he works fulltime, during the day. BIG DEAL! She works too, 3rd shift and sometimes 2nd and she takes care of 2 boys, a 2yr old and 5yr old. She does the best she can in that house with her job and 2 kids and all his ridicule and scrutiny. I have never seen him lift a finger in that house unless one of his friends are coming over. So I have 2 questions. What the f*ck is wrong with his hands? and Who is the lazy b*tch now?
Sometime Between 01/30/06 - 12/13/09
Chris and I have discussed FemDom, cuckolding and various other aspects of the BDSM lifestyle and she has shown a great interest in Dominating and cuckolding me only she has no experience in it and only knows what she has watched in videos online and what I have shared with her about it. I've suggested numerous times that she read up all that she can about it online but she claims that she can't sit at the computer and read for that long and if I were to print anything out for her it would feel too much like she were reading a worksheet so that only leaves me with one option, actual bound books but even then if it doesn't grasp her attention it's not likely that she'll finish it. I wish I could find someone that would be willing to mentor her and help her hone her Cuckoldrix skills. Someone that perhaps would be willing to discuss chapters of the books to help her keep her interest and have a true grasp of what it is that she is reading. I know she is truly interested in this but if
This Topic Is Worn Out But Lol, Oh Well
LIARS. I don't understand your motivation. What does it do for you? Lying to people, being completely dishonest about yourself and your life. Didn't your mama ever tell you that when you always get caught? Always. There are NO exceptions, sure you think your slick now, but I guarantee, somebody if not everybody knows you're full of it. We're all just waiting for you to choke on your own lies. Furthermore, I am sick and tired of you telling them to me. You come to me, spitting whatever kinda game you think you have...silly boys. You're not smooth. I see, I hear and more than likely, I'm friends with the chicks you're talking too. Lets just stop all this mkay. I'm not interested anyway. Thanks though. Be careful who you lie to. Just sayin, there are some bitter bitches out there that will hang you from a tree by your nutsack. Just saaaaayin. HAGD. Kiss Kiss.
This is what a 10 looks like people: Now get real! LOL 
Accident When I Was 17
Eighteen Days Of Death   Eighteen days of death is how I refer to my eighteen days of being comatose in a hospital in Loma Linda, California, starting on the night of November 27, 1987. They are days and nights that I will always remember, and are hard for me to forget. This is about what caused my being comatose, and about my mental and physical traumas from being comatose. On the night of November 27, 1987, I went to a friends birthday party, where there were a lot of drug and alcohol abuse all around, of which I was a part. While at the party I consumed, an equivalent to, one case of beer out of a keg, and one-fifth of tequila out of a gallon bottle. I also had smoked some marijuana. To say the least, I was well over the legal limit of alcohol consumption. The party had gotten a little too loud and out-of-hand for the apartment where it was held so, we decided that it should be moved to a place in the desert, known by all the partygoers in Ridgecrest, California as Cherry Hill.
Under normal circumstances i dont let shyt bother me this much, but i have been under a lot of stress and this shyt is really bothering me, so now im in angry emo mode. i dont like the fact that if what my homie was accused of doing is true, im ahave to really deal with her. that shyt was not kosher or cool by any means. it was down right fucking wrong. that was a snitch move, and we both know, if this was the streets, she'd have a mark on her head! STUPID STUPID FUCKING STUPID!!! why would you even do soemthing like that? i really really really hope, she didnt do that. problem is i think she did, and if that the case , i have to turn my back on her. i dont want to but i have to, i cant fuck with a snitch or those with snitch tendoncies, adn that was snitch-o-matic, was fucking stupid. why didnt you just let that bitch ride on her own..GAWD!!!! now, your fucking bestie has come between us...every body already knows what you did. Michelle all but outted you when she po
Mortal Sin...the Truth About Truth
why i am doing this i dont know, because none of what i am about to say is anyone on heres business. For some reason i feel the urge and need to share it though. I am 36, marriesd 15 years, with 2 children in middle school. I am violent, abusive, short tempered, irrational, often arrogant, foul mouthed and insensative. At the same time i am caring and loving, a protector and defender, a friend and confidant, an advisor and a lover, a fatherless father and a husband. ihave cheated on my wife several times and will probably do it again. I enjoy it, its like a high. Darkness scares me, as well as does the known know, so i rely on brute strentgh and sheer will to get through things. Beautiful women intimidate me, more often than not in the real world i dont talk to them because im afriad i will look like an ass or they just wont like me, i dont deal with rejection well, so i stay away from situations that cause pain and remind me of my short comings. I have self confidence issues yet when
Read Away
Welcome to my hell.. you will always be here.. welcome to my mind you will never be let go.. i have you now and you will see you think its all fun and games .. until u see the real me .. full of nightmares and screams just let it go. run away i will find you . kick you when your down as you did me. it will hurt so good . welcome to my hell where everything is frozen. time will tell if i let you go.. i think u just might want to stay and play for a bit .. but u love my hell
One Day
I dedicate this to my true love.    One day in a time that seamed like a distant memory I was sitting in class and there was this one girl that had totally mesmerized me. I fell in love with her on the spot but never whispered a word of it because I felt that she would never give me a second look. She was beautiful and well I was me, a not so good looking stoner who thought high school meant being high everyday.         One day I dreamt of being her man and when I looked in the mirror I didn't know who it was looking back and I knew at that point if I was ever going to have that young lady I was going to have to change my life, so I set out on a hard task of cleaning my life up I quit doing the drugs cold turkey and have been clean since.         Well time had passed and I set out on a another task  and that was to find her but everyone still seen the stoner I once had been and wouldn't tell me even if they had seen her or where I might go to find her. So I settled with being clean
What Should You Consider When Choosing Modest Wedding Dresses
This post is created to support LDS brides, or other non LDS Brides, desiring a genuinely modest wedding dresses. a amount of brides locate that modest wedding ceremony garments are difficult to find. the two LDS brides and non LDS brides can alter their bridal gowns to turn them in to a exquisite modest wedding ceremony dress. Modest Cheap Wedding Party Dresses are couple of and much between, particularly should you reside in an spot in which there aren't a amount of modest Cheap wedding dresses suppliers that cater to Latter-day Saints. a single option, typically chosen by LDS brides without any other choice, would be to purchase a gown that arrives near to becoming modest and getting it altered with a seamstress. undertaking that is trickier than it sounds, so make certain that you simply stick to some standard wedding ceremony gown alteration guidelines. Not All wedding ceremony garments Can turn out to be a Modest wedding ceremony Gown or Temple worthy LDS wedding ceremony Gowns
Why Won't He Stay?
the wind blew ever so lightly through her hair while she simply stood there heart breaking, watching him walk away never to return, why won't he stay?   the moon up above shining ever so bright this fateful night lighting his way why won't he stay?   the stillness of the night is deafening to her ears her body shivers, giving way to her fears knowing this time he won't be back it is over and that is that why won't he stay?
2011-the Hottest Trends In Prom Dresses
Many individuals think the fact that only girls that ought to be dressed in fashionable clothing are celebrities. If there is frequently a new development to get explored or brought out, the celebrities looks to get the a single to obtain the task done. Most individuals commit all their existence attempting to duplicate the designs of the favored person. do you not realize that exactly the same designs which have been dressed in are exactly the same designs which have been getting provided for you as well? carry for example the Cheap Prom Dresses, now everybody is caught up in what is in design and what is not till they neglect to study the headlines well. The newest trends are getting talked about everyday. All you must do is timepiece the information or far better however just stroll decrease the street. in circumstance you wish to appearance like a film star at your prom, then the wedding dresses will certainly support carry that component of you out. There is no require of searchi
Realize N
I was once with a person I gave everything too! He was always first when I was last, he had my whole heart when I only had half of his, and when it all fell apart he took my heart wit him.The pieces are slowly starting to be put back together and I wouldn't change the way I treated him because I loved him. One day someone will put me first, give me his whole heart and I will fall in love all over again.
I'm just a sith ghost but still people can be so heartless even while on the net. come on people lets get along!
The Story Of Heather
When God first made the world, He looked at the bare and barren hillsides and thought how nice it would be to cover them with some kind of beautiful tree or flower. So he turned to the Giant Oak, the biggest and strongest of all of the trees he had made, and asked him if he would be willing to go up to the bare hills to help make them look more attractive. But the oak explained that he needed a good depth of soil in order to grow and that the hillsides would be far too rocky for him to take root. So God left the oak tree and turned to the honeysuckle with its lovely yellow flower and beautiful sweet fragrance. He asked the honeysuckle if she would care to grow on the hillsides and spread her beauty and fragrance amongst the barren slopes. But the honeysuckle explained that she needed a wall or a fence or even another plant to grow against, and for that reason, it would be quite impossible for her to grow in the hills. So God then turned to one of the sweetest and most beau
Omg What Am I Thinking?
tomorrow starts my diet / non-diet LMAO. yeah whatever. i am going to start eating better and am committed to do ten minutes of exercise every day...... until i do more than ten minutes hahahaha. well you have to start somewhere. i am on sparkpeople using tools there to keep me motivated. it should be interesting. i am bikini bound for summer 2012. just putting it out there to keep me accountable. i'm loving fubar and all the cool sweet peeps here. i'm so lucky how nice everyone has been to me. i know i am not a knockout, but it feels good when people make nice comments to me. and i love, love, love seeing how creative everyone is on here with their pages and comments. luvin' it up, yessirreeeeee.
Contest     Go vote for me please! :)
She Needs Ability Points Spent On Her!
My girlfriend MissClaudia needs help again.... She is so close to leveling, she needs ability points spent on her! Please go help her out, she will return the love!
Schedule For Whiskey River
est           monday          tuesday        wednesday     thursday        friday          saturday              sunday 9-12                               shorty                                shorty           fiesty         12-3         shorty                                                                                3-6                                                                                                                 shorty                6-9                                                     cb                   cb                 cb                cb                      cb 9-12          shorty            shorty                               shorty           miga                                       miga 12-3          haus               haus            haus              haus             haus              haus                 haus
How The Angel Came To Be On Top Of The Christmas Tree
True Story on how the Angel came to be on top of the Christmas Tree. Santa was having a very bad day. He had already stubbed his toe on the way to the kitchen for him morning breakfast. Mrs Claus accidentally spilled milk in his lap and he dropped his cookie on the floor. As he went to sit in his easy chair to get his mind straight before work, the head elf showed up at the door saying there was a factory wide strike by the elves. He was pissed. About that time, an angel shows up at his door with his annual Christmas tree. "Well Merry Christmas Mr Claus...where would you like for me to put your tree?" And that's the true story of how the angel came to be on top of the Christmas Tree.
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Humor Me I Am Bored !!
Let's see who REALLY knows me...Lets see the funny stuff you people come up with! YOU fill in the blanks about ME even if u dont have any idea what they are. But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you.My name:Who is the love of my life:Where did we meet:Take a stab at my middle name:How long have you known me:When is the last time that we saw each other:Do I smoke:Do I drink:When is my birthday:What was your first impression of upon meeting me:Do I have any siblings:What's one of my favorite things to do:Am I funny:What is my best feature:Am I shy or outgoing:Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:Do I have any special talents:Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what):Have you ever hugged me:Do you miss you think i miss you:What is my favorite food:Have you ever had a crush on me:If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:What's your favorite memory of me:What is
To Be Fair, Blondes Are Not The Only Ones To Lock Their Keys In The Car
To Be Fair, Blondes Are Not the Only Ones To Lock Their Keys In the Car Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
Tear Fell
If a tear fell from my eye every time i wished you were with me, i would have a puddle of dead wishes lying at my feet.
Every Think U Said
I held onto everything you said and never let any of it go. But the one thing that I didnt want to hold on, but couldnt let go was you telling me you no longer needed me anymore.
My Life, As It Is
I'm a lover, hater, trickster, warrior, protector, prince, devil, angel..whatever the situation presents to me, I become.  But it used to be a lot worse than this: I have never opened myself up to anyone as I'm about to now (except my sponso), but I trust some of you on here to not go hog wild with what I'm about to disclose   MY name is Glenn, and I am in recovery... rebirth date: 3-14-2009 for the first time in three years, I can finally look at things in a new light, and see the potential in people that I know they see in me, instead of using them as objects, or just tools for me to get what I want at that particular moment.  My past isnt as bad as some, but it isnt all that good either.  By all rights, I should not even be alive.  and why, you may ask? well, I'm about to tell you: I was born in Frankfurt Germany, april 29, 1978, to a soldier and a homemaker.  I should have been born end of may, early june, but I was a 32 weeker.  The technology at the time wasnt as advanced a
Window Cleaning Chemical Injected Into Fast Food Hamburger Meat Learn More: Http://
(NaturalNews) If you're in the beef business, what do you do with all the extra cow parts and trimmings that have traditionally been sold off for use in pet food? You scrape them together into a pink mass, inject them with a chemical to kill the e.coli, and sell them to fast food restaurants to make into hamburgers.That's what's been happening all across the USA with beef sold to McDonald's, Burger King, school lunches and other fast food restaurants, according to a New York Times article. Thebeefis injected withammonia, a chemical commonly used in glass cleaning and windowcleaning products.This is all fine withthe USDA, which endorses the procedure as a way to make thehamburgerbeef "safe" enough to eat. Ammonia kills e.coli, you see, and theUSDAdoesn't seem to be concerned with the fact thatpeople areeatingammonia in their hamburgers.This ammonia-injected beef comes from a company calledBeef Products, Inc.As NYT reports, the federalschool lunchprogram used a whopping 5.5 million pound
Forever Broken
You came into my life, while i was still broken You showed me the way, and i follow You lighten up my world, when all i see is darkness I lived through the moment with passion Knowing your love for me, was so real Almost ready to give love a second chance Soon as we became one, i seen nothing but pain Kept it in me and showed a smile, as my heart keep aching All i wanted is to see you happy, but you said i never did Those words was like a knife stab me straight into my heart Wounds not yet healed Lights went further away End up as i was at the beginning, living in the darkness       Written By: MaryoOm BrokenHeart
7630840 Buzz:   blitzed Level: Psycho (8) Gender: No, ? Location: Whitesboro, NY   10:42pm 7630840: hi 10:44pm Kloverlynn: hi 10:45pm 7630840: how are u 10:45pm Kloverlynn: im good thanks 10:46pm 7630840: you look very sexy 10:46pm Kloverlynn: thanks 10:47pm 7630840: you like sex 10:48pm
Banana Galaxie Recording Studio
We got to south fla. about two weeks ago, just following da $ if ya know what i mean......we just started hooking shit up and un-tangling stuff........we left NC at 5:oopm 5/25/2012 right after the movers left with the truck.......I-95 south and hang a right 6:30am 5/26/2012 and were here! We want to make global music that everyone can to.....sing to.....make love to....just good music...the world better wake da fuck up and start love'n again cause time is short and so is life! We gonna flo with an echo st. high that everyone can get off on from Seattle to Key West....... moluv,oneluv,bigluv4ya....... Capt. Buck Ozone 
A Little Something Erotic.
As I was listening to you, I felt the intense desire to walk into your room, and slowly come up behind you, as you feel my hands rub down your neck You arch slightly back, as I caress you down your shoulders and feel the silky softness of your skin Moving down your arms, and holding your hands, I reach around with my mouth and get a taste of your scent Then following the curve of your neck I sweep down your shoulder with my tender lips.. Slowly kissing, building the quiet passion that i know is locked inside you I tenderly push you down to the bed as I explore your back side with my lips Listening to every moan and sensing every movement of yours that wills for so much more. Teasingly and slowly, I kiss your shoulder blades, and up towards your neck ......grasping my one hand gently yet firmly around the front of your neck You feel your body respond to the beginnings of being 'taken' electric feeling course down your body My hands reach down farther your back and acros
Love This
  I was in my living room one night after everyone went to sleep watchin Ghost Hunters and this old man sitting on a chair pops up. Right away i know its God cuz he makes your mind realize it. Hes got Jesus layin on his back coma like and hes sittin there coke'n up jesus's heart tryin to force him to be happy and makin me know his time is short trying to convince me its all my fault for being a Demon. (they thought i was gonna kill him cuz growing up thats wat i wanted to do) and makin me know hes gonna use everything to make jesus and the angels happy cuz there time is short. That was a long time ago. Its all cleared up and i got that out of it n me and my girls are just goin crazy waitin to be Gods.
How To Get Rid Of Rats Or Rodents Or Rodents Or Rodents Or Rodents From Your Home
Get Rid of Mice There have been many well-known rodents or rodents or rodents throughout the history of your power and power and many of them have hit a observe in our thoughts and hearts and thoughts. Mickey and Minnie Bunny, Excellent Bunny and Jerry (of Tom and Jerry fame) are a few of the most fascinating. However, it is a fantastic bet that none of these extremely well-known rodents or rodents or rodents are the ones that have occupied the home. No, the rodents or rodents or rodents in the home are just your regular undesirable unwanted pests and you should have no issues about getting rid of them quickly. The following recommendations should put you on the route to eliminating this most annoying (and sometimes charmingly cute) pet. Mouse Traps There really is no "better" rabbit entice. Two types have taken over the market for many - the traditional spring piece of cake entice and the keep board. The spring piece of cake is amazingly considered to be milder because decrease in w
New Nexus Phone Auflegungsdatum: Was Nicht Zu Erwarten
In nur wenigen Tagen, am 29. Oktober, wird Google nehmen die Bühne in New York City, um seine neuesten Android Schaffung oder Kreationen enthüllen. Eine dieser Kreationen ist wahrscheinlich werde das neue Nexus-EFOXPHONE SK168, das Gerüchten zufolge genannt LG Nexus 4 werden soll. Das Gerät hat mehrmals in den vergangenen Wochen durchgesickert, so viele Male, dass wir jetzt eine klare Vision über die von ihm erwarten. Aber was ist mit der Veranstaltung selbst? Hier werfen wir einen genaueren Blick auf unsere Erwartungen für das neue Nexus Telefon Veranstaltung. 29. Oktober wird ziemlich der Tag in der mobilen Welt. T-Mobile hat eine Veranstaltung geplant, Microsoft wird showing off Windows Phone 8 und wahrscheinlich Ankündigung eines Release-Datum und Google wird unter die Bühne, um Android zu sprechen. Und während wir über alle drei freuen uns, hier wollen wir über den Google-Ereignis, das einige neue Produkte zu produzieren sprechen konnte.
This Is A Poem I Wrote For A Friend That Is Now Gone!
Sitting here thinking of all the time we spent Talking on the phone or the computer The things we always said we would do but never did Wishing we did them so I would have them memories as well Wishing that I had never gotten that call Knowing I will never hear your voice again Or the laughter or the smile you always brought to my face You was always there for me threw the good and the bad Making sure I was always happy and never sad You were one of my best friends And more then I could ever ask for You always had a away of making life seem brighter You were like a sister to me that he could never understand He tried so hard to push you down and make you weak But you were always stronger then he thought you to be You was such a wonderful beautiful person with so much more life to live And so much more love to give I know things in this world happen for a reason I know you’ll be watching over us all from up above And waiting for us to come home and be with you And I kno
The Hard Lessonz
Lifes lessons are sometimes hard i had a very bad experience in a lounge last night where i thought i was at home.... and was in tears thats when i called a dear friend whom i had previously pulled away from and that friend had refused to go .. i was immidiately consoled and cried till i could not cry anymore the owner to the previous lounge the one i left came to my side in seconds and i was reminded how much he cared for his lil family the family i turned away from i learned a very valuable lesson ... those that love u never go and those that use u leave in seconds i would like to thank my lil family for never leaving my side even when i strayed from their side my deepest respect to DjK from The Original Bash Bros for loving us all as family and always being there for me i dont have the words to describe him just a knot in my throat as he has always been there for me and all his family his lounge is hands down the BEST lounge on fubar(h)    I also found out that true love does exis
The Madness Of Black Friday Crowds: Video
Infowars.comNov 24, 2012 Mike talks with Mike Bundrant, an expert in mental health, about the “madness of crowds” such as the Black Friday mobs, plus dealing with holiday depression. Similar/Related Articles Wal-Mart Fights Back on Black Friday Strike LAPD plans major presence for Black Friday Are Black Friday Riots A Preview Of The Civil Unrest That Is Coming When Society Breaks Down? 9 Shocking Examples Of Black Friday Violence Walmart Workers Threaten Nationwide Black Friday Walk-Out Walmart Workers Gear Up for Black Friday Strike; California Workers Announce Second Strike Walmart Enlists Armed Guards Ahead of Black Friday VIDEO: Proof Black Friday Is A Huge Scam! Black Friday Secrets Reve
Custom Transforms In Ember Data Rev 6
   Custom Transforms in Ember Data Rev 6Ember Data is a library for loading models from a persistence layer (such as a JSON API), updating those models, then saving the changes. It provides many of the facilities you’d find in server-side ORMs like ActiveRecord, but is designed specifically for the unique environment of JavaScript in the browser.When I was working in Rev 4 of Ember Data I found this handy article which explained a handy way of adding custom transforms. This way, I don’t need to create an Ember model to parse objects in my JSON that don’t represent models in my Rails application.Read More –
Sacrifice Fly In The Seventh As The
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ok so now this is officially myspace jr. i think it's cool that we finally can have our own blog, but i think that "new blog entries" should be placed in informational or by friends on our alerts. is it just me? whatever. anyways, i'm tired and uh hungry. i just got done reading 20 million pages for my english class tomorrow and i still got to study for my math exam. blah i just want tomorrow to be over so i can sleep in on friday and not do shit. i have to go to my cousin's baptism on saturday where i will be crowned his god-mother. i'm excited about it, i think it's gonna be cool. how many people are actually gonna read this? how often am i going to type in here? ah we'll see.. i'll have more interesting things to bitch about later. -C
My Angel Tonight
We sit by the stream this day Only knowing one way The spring whistles though All of I could think of was you I ask if you want to swim She said sure lets jump in We jump in and it was cold I thought wow your pretty bold Time stands still Moving in slow motion I see your smile The laughter takes me back Your grin so big I could see the light shine in your eyes You were my angel in disguise we jump and play I knew there was only one way You are the one I was told about in fairytales Cinderella, snow white they hold nothing to you Your beauty shines through Your chariot will not turn into a pumpkin I will make sure you make it home soon You wont fall asleep cause our hearts pound like one I know this time we will make it around She jumps and plays You knew she was a child in her heart The way she looks at you You know your number 1 We get out of the stream Dry off before the rain It starts pouring hard You grasp her waist I whisper in her ear We will
Tonight Darlin
You like the rain fall on your face You like it in my arms in a thunderstorm You like to sip red wine I will remember that time You like the sun on your face You like the warm summer grace You like to share that snowcone of mine We are one We will never walk as two Everyday I am with you I treasure your sight I know you like fast cars I know you like it on the back of my motorcycle The wind blows your hair You hold on tight We will ride into the night We will sit on a cliff and share the moonlight Tonight darlin is your night
was working on Hershel walkers house,we had 2 walls up then ole mother nature rained us out
A Perfect Valentine's Day
A PERFECT VALENTINE'S DAY A box of candy and a dozen roses all in red, A cute teddy bear perched on the bed. A beautiful card filled with words of love, Signed and sealed with love by the man I dream of. A candlelight dinner prepared for two, Dancing so slowly being held close to you. Enveloped in romance as soft music plays, I just wish every day could be Valentine's Day! WRITTEN BY: © VICKI JOINER FEBRUARY 14, 1993 COPYRIGHTED: JANUARY 12, 2002
Bitter Quarrel
BITTER QUARREL He flung his words clear across the room, Unloving, cruel and curt; And her retort was just as quick and sharp Because her feelings and pride he had hurt. He slammed the door, She built a wall, While Cupid wept in vain. And Love stood by in lonely grief, As she wrung Her hands in total disbelief. Why must the Heart to Tongue defer When she loves him And he loves her? WRITTEN BY: © VICKI JOINER COPYRIGHTED: SEPTEMBER 22, 2004
yay we have blogs now woohoo
Thought U Find Him
deep down inside ur heart pounds when this person is around you. ur body feels with joy and excitement, even b4 this person says a word to you. i put my guard down to let this "good" person into my heart and into my life only to find out that this person is not who i think he is, he is like the others that have crushed my broken heart before.... i wana cry and i wana scream but nothing will come out of my mouth, not even a single sigh...... my heart skips a beat and tears roll down my cheek as i read what is on the screen infront of me... i think this is not true, it cant be... it cant be the one who has stolen my heart above all the others.... i wont accept what im reading, i just wont.... WAIT... i think to myself i have to its the truth in front of my face in writting... i finally let out that sigh that i couldn't before and those few tears become a river flowing down to my jaw... i weep and weep but there is noone here to catch my tears from falling. so they will keep falling , fal
All I feel is emptyness an endless pit of nothingness I try so hard, but don't seem to get far. I try to get up, but I just get thrown down. An endless battle I wish it would go away. For some reason the pain just wants to stay. I feel I just can't take it anymore, but I've been down that road before. Please someone help me. I'm starting to go insane, all this pain is hurting my brain. I like to write poetry.

so everyones posting blogs.....i figured i didnt wanna be left out so i'd post one to....about what? i have no freaking clue.....all's i know is im freakin sick an tired of this head cold and.....uhm....yeah...i dunno what else to say....oh yeah...and my famous words of Wisdom.." Dont spank the monkey if the monkey dont need to be spanked"
These Are My Thoughts Today!!
Well wow!! Thanks for the welcome everyone!! Well I think I'll be here for awhile!! This place is cool!! Well I think I'll add a bit more about me!! I'm 28 as you all know. I'm into alot of things,I'll give you more on that later!! Feel free to ask anything of me,I'm open to anything so just ask. Thats all for today!!
New Pics!!! 2nd Sept 14, 2006
Dear Cherry Readers!!! I just added some new pics!!! Nothing nude just some funny pics I found!! I ever got one I made up!!! (so proud of that!!) N-e-ways take a look please!!! Please Left a comment and I will soooo Return the favor and rate and look at yours!!! If I havent already done so!! Thanks Cherries!! Be safe out there in Cherry World!! Jeannie!!
an unknown desire for his touch a yearning to hear his voice without him there is nothing no hope no dreams no joy just night undying darkness surrounding me I’m lost without him lost without my prince
Ever Wondered What The Legend Of Zelda Would Look Like In Real Life? Lol
Gazing At The Stars
Gazing at the stars in a dark cold night Uttering sweet words beneath pale moonlight I wish you can see I wish you can hear I wish you can kiss and hold me tight I close my eyes and shed those tears Thinking how far you are from me Then I look above and see the stars How they light, they glitter and sparkle Despite how far they are by sight I find myself smiling as I realize That though distance between us Kept us apart but only in body And never in heart You gave me reason to smile You gave me reason to hope You gave me so much and I can never ask for more And if I have one thing to thank right now That's when you came into my life!
A sweet taste of my lips is all that remains of a soft spoken dream. and reality satins the portal through which i can see it all in i recall the best parts, so let me begin. alone there i sat confused, broken hearted searching for answers. when softly wind started comforting warmly caressing me lightly holding me closely embrasing me tightly i suddenly realized th ewind had grown warm when i looked there beside me it had taken a form face of an angel and heart of the same she gazed into my eyes, spoke softly my name share this moment with me, for it's all we got. suspended in time, caught in its nest our journey began two souls sweetly paired heres what happened next heres what we shared we shared wordless expressions of the soul as seen through the eyes we shared true innocence and the freedom therein we shaed meaningful silence, and timeless embraces we shared natures enticing enchantment we shared a lifetime of love in seevral fleeting hours and the humble
For Rose
With every passing day my love grows But how much you could never know I love you more than anything, anyone For me girl, you will remain the only one I wish someday you would be my wife It’s with you that I wish to spend my life You’re the one for whom I’ll always care When you need me I’ll be there It’s thoughts of you that I hold dear Your words I’ll remember through the years My sweet flower, you really are all I can see You’re precious and mean the world to me
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Shower Time
Erica and I had just gotten home from the club and were beat. Our Friday nights usually went on and on at the clubs. Most of the time spent dancing and drinking. Erica turned to me and said she was going to take a shower before we headed off to bed. I grinned inside, made up some lame line about being hungry, and was going to make something to eat. She nodded at me and stripped bare as she walked to the bathroom, tossing her clothes onto the floor. “Damn she’s got a hot body!” I thought to myself. I waited for a few minutes, to try and make her believe that I really was getting something to eat. I frequently hopped in the shower with her and she’s hardly ever surprised. I quietly stripped down in the kitchen and snuck into the bathroom. The tiny bathroom was filled with steam and the scent of her soap. I could feel myself grow hard as I crept up to the bathtub. I slowly pulled the shower curtain aside and there she was. Her back was to me, the water and soap blending and cascading down
But If You Were Mine... (adult)
(( *note- this one technically should have come before "The Choice" lol sorry about that)) But If You Were Mine © Lady Aurora Why won’t my heart quit pounding? Angel Hope asked herself as she reached to knock on the door. It was not a demanding knock. She became frustrated with herself over how timid the knock actually sounded. She was the co-captain on the cheer squad. One of the most popular girl’s in school. Nothing had ever phased her before. Then again, she had never gone out in search of Orifiel Brooks before, either. She bit her lip and took a deep breath as she thought over the events that led her to his home to begin with. It had been a typical school day that Friday. The cast list was read off during her Advanced English Lit class for the school production of Romeo and Juliet. She had managed to be cast the role of Juliet, and to her shock, Orifiel was chosen for Romeo. On the outside, she feigned displeasure at the thought of playing opposite of him
Sexual Hidden Talent
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at
i have been drinking for a good 20 some odd years and about 4 months ago i went into treatment for the 3rd time and i finally let it go and before i went in i was drinking any where between 30 and 40 cans a day and i got scared coz i looked in the fridge the next morning to get me my morning kick and found that the 30 pack i bouth the night before was already gone and i looked over in the corner and found a garbage bag full of nothing but beer cans so i got on the phone and called a near by treatment center and went in that night and every sence then i have been dry to the bone so that is proof that any one can quit
Sorry I've Been Gone....
Okay after a week of intense battle with the phone company I have a phone line again. I find it hard to belive that I live 10 miles from town and have so many problems with my phone-means no internet..but I'm back and hopefully not forgotten!!! xoxoxox!
Funny Shit Must Read!
funny shit must read! 1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Author Unknown 2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." --Author Unknown 3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." --Drew Carey 4) "The problem with the designated driver program, is it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." --Jeff Foxworthy 5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." --Dave Barry 6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a
Under Master's Hand
Under Master's Hand by not_so_innocent_flirting © "I will never hurt you little one, I told you that and I meant it. I don't wish to see fear in your eyes; I wish to see a sparkle and see them full of life. Do you trust Me?" I felt nearly breathless my focus was on His words and His voice. I do indeed trust Him and am ready to take this step. It is pride I feel that He has taken my hand to lead me. "Yes Master, I trust You. I know You will not hurt me. I trust You know me and will know what is best for me." Looking into His eyes reaffirmed my feelings. His warm smile was soothing. Then I saw that look, the one I have seen so many times when Master is deep into His thoughts and preparing me for a new step. The deep breath He takes as His eyes close and He slowly exhales. I can almost see Him shudder. This look arouses me so. As He knows me better than anyone, and I know He cares for me, I trust his steps will remain within my limits. He has pushed them, He has taken
I Dont Know What To Do
I am so broke and my ex left me with some shit I have to pay. I am so screwed I have no job. I need some money. I need to find a babysitting job. Well I will come up with the money some how.
Hello All
Hey there I am new to lost cherry but so far have met a lot of cool people that have made me feel very welcome. Hope you all like my profile and give me some nice ratings....I will do the same for you :-D OK all thanks for checking me out take care! Steve
all right im starting this so i can write my stories on here whether its erotic or just plain hardcore fiction. if you have requests give me a holla.
The Gift Of Knowing You
The Gift Of Knowing You There are gifts of many treasures For both the young and old, From the tiniest little trinkets To great boxes filled with gold. But, put them all together And they could not stand in lieu, Of the greatest gift of all The gift of knowing you. When your times are filled with troubles Sadness, grief, or even doubt, When all those things you planned on Just aren't turning out. Just turn and look behind you From the place at which you stand, And look for me through the shadows And reach out for my hand. I will lift from you your burden And cry for you your tears, Bear the pain of all your sorrows Though it may be for a thousand years. For in the end I would be happy To have helped you start anew, It's a small price to pay For the gift of knowing you.
Dont Mess With A Woman!!
> >FBI Job Opening > > > >For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal > >door and handed him a gun. > > > >"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the > >circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a >chair. > >Kill Her!!!" > > > >The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife" The >agent > >said, "Then you're not the > >right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." > > > >The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went > >into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with > >tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." > > > >The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go >home." > > > >Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to > >kill her husband. She took the > >gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They >heard > >sc
Another Reflection
Well looking up or looking down it looks the same. Not good not bad.. Content for the time being i guess.
Well it sucks...boring..but makin them papers to pay them things..i have to pay...anyways...well...this blog sucks...haha...ure still reading so i guess ure interested in what i can do....##### i can type in ### arent i special...ure still reading so u must like me...u wanna get dirty with me........u must want to ure still reading well ure special arent ya... LOVE U ALL!! Kelso
You Are a Warrior Soul You're a strong person and sometimes seen as intimidating. You don't give up. You're committed and brave. Truly adventuresome, you are not afraid of going to battle. Extremely protective of loved ones, you root for the underdog. You are picky about details and rigorous in your methods. You also value honesty and fairness a great deal. You can be outspoken, intimidating, headstrong, and demanding. You're a hardliner who demands the best from themselves and others. Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

She comes to me under midnights grasp. Her gaze hypnotic,her eye's empowering. The warmth of her breath,the passionate embrace grasps my soul. Tantalizing.....inviting....bodies intertwined as one. A union of desire. Breathing harder as fire dances in our eyes. Her lips soft as silk,intoxicating. nails scraping down my back,bodies arched,concentration focused. The sweet scent of her skin,my sences alive. sweat pours down as rythmic motion overtakes us,entrances us in our midnight dance. The pleasure enviting into a sweet spasmic climax we melt into each other under midnights grasp.
My Heart
My heart Lately it seems my heart has become an impenetrable fortress, some have tried and failed. It is not that I do not want love for I long to be loved and love someone wholeheartedly. Feeling my face blush whenever I think of them and what I want to do with them, the emotions I want to experience with them. I smile when I remember how it was to be woken up by a voice saying I love you, I miss it... Yet I am so scared to allow anyone come in out of fear to get hurt, will the curse of fear keep hounding me? Have I not progressed enough to cross the bridge? Maybe all I need is a special someone to open the doors to my heart and make me feel again. Special ladies I have encountered yet before they got the chance I made sure my doors were closed firmly. Enjoying the brief moments of hope they gave me, why did I not let them enter? Is making them believe in themselves, all I am supposed to do? Where they not right? Was I not ready? I do not know this... Maybe there
Outrageous "pick Up Lines" That Work
Outrageous "Pick Up Lines" That Work Current mood: flirty Category: Romance and Relationships Hey If you're serious about learning how to approach a woman and start a conversation with her in a way that makes her WANT YOU, then this just might be the most important message you'll ever read... Here's why: I just finished up an amazing interview with a friend of mine who is the best I've EVER SEEN at approaching a woman and getting her to feel POWERFUL feelings of attraction for him... almost INSTANTLY. He's figured out a few simple psychological "tricks" that allow him to approach ANY woman and have her responding positively to him... no matter what kind of mood she's in, how many times she's been approached earlier that night, and... no matter what "line" or words he uses to start the conversation. Believe me when I say... the guy is a MACHINE. The way I met this gentlemen is particularly interesting... I'm fortunate to have a close female frien
Application For A Night Out With The Boys !
APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period: Date: _______ Time of departure: __________ Time of return________ NOT to exceed Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my cell after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever. Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer___ Wine____ Liquor____
Tale Of A Gothic Princess
Princess Dominica looked so beautiful All dressed in black With white make-up and dark purple lips She sat on the throne so full of majesty The onlookers were dazzled by her beauty And worshipped the ground she walked upon The King was not well And expected to die soon And the Queen had died long ago So the young princess would soon rule the Kingdom Everyone was impressed with her intelligence and grace She carried out her duties without question or complaint And she would always greet new visitors with a smile Once the audience was over she would return to her rooms In the privacy of her own room she would cut her wrists And let the blood pour into a bowl She would force food down her throat until she could eat no more Then she would go to the lady’s room and be violently sick Underneath all her garments she was painfully thin She felt so much pressure to be beautiful She had many suitors but none that she loved A stranger
Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra Take this quiz at
Your Touch
YOUR TOUCH Your touch is always soothing when I've had a hard day When I'm sad and depressed Or when things dont go my way Your touch is always warm on a cold winters night When the world's dead and frozen Your touch gives the world new meaning and makes everything alright
From The Darkness
From the darkness I walk into the light From the day I walk into the night From the shadows I will appear With a message for all who will hear For the weak of heart I will be strong To the defenders of faith I will belong Till the last of us fight till we die Till the keys of the kingdom are mine Lets all stand together for the world to see Now the time is right to live out all our dreams Say the words forever your strength will never leave If you want to win the fight say I believe If you want to win tonight Say I believe
Hi All I Am Drunk
guess what??? can ya guess? yay i am drunk it was karaoke nite and i am loaded.. yay ... i sang like 12 times.. my throat i am so bored... and alone.. talk to me people
My Chemical Romance - Vampires Will Never Hurt You
And if they get me and the sun goes down into the ground And if they get me take this spike to my heart and And if they get me and the sun goes down And if they get me take this spike and You put the spike in my heart And if the sun comes up will it tear the skin right off our bones And then as razor sharp white teeth rip out our necks I saw you there Someone get me to the doctor, someone get me to a church Where they can pump this venom gaping hole And you must keep your soul like a secret in your throat And if they come and get me What if you put the spike in my heart And if they get me and the sun goes down And if they get me take this spike and (Come on!) (Chorus) Can you take this spike? Will it fill our hearts with thoughts of endless Night time sky Can you take this spike? Will it wash away this jet black feeling? And now the nightclub sets the stage for this they come in pairs she said We'll shoot back holy water like cheap whiskey they're always th
Best Friends
© By Katherine R. Carey I will always be there for you, and I hope you will be there for me too, for our friendship can never be broken, I will remain loyal through all the good and the bad, and in the end we will be glad, because without you I am nothing, as you are nothing without me, we fill the space a lover couldn't fill, for we hold each others secrets that we would never spill, and the day you're gone, part of me goes too, because I wouldn't want to be here with out you, Best friends forever you and me, nothing could ever change that; it's destiny!
Honey-maple Mead
Honey-Maple Mead Source: Joseph Nathan Hall ( Mead Lover's Digest #7, 3 October 1992 Ingredients: (recipe for 2 gallons or maybe a little more) 2 quarts maple syrup (that hurt$, as Charlie Papazian says) 2 to 2-1/2 lbs light honey (I used clover) acid to taste--I think I used a little less than 1 tsp of acid blend for this batch. Pasteur Champagne yeast Procedure: Bring honey and maple syrup to boil in enough water to liquefy. Add acid and a bit of nutrient if desired. (I don't think you *need* yeast nutrient--the maple syrup seems to have the necessary stuff in it.) Skim for a minute or two, enjoying the flavor of the yummy foamy stuff. :-) Cool. Then add water to make a 1.120 SG must. Pitch with working Pasteur Champagne yeast. Prepare for a moderately vigorous fermentation. Rack off after primary fermentation, and once again if it isn't clear in a few more weeks. I topped off the gallon jugs with boiled water after t
Here's One For You To Try
While your sitting there contemplating on what your next blog should be try this....... With your right foot make clock wise circles on the floor, with your right hand in the air make the figure 6. Tell me what happens. If you can do this Congrats to you, you are more cordinated then I. Repost this to see if your friends can.
Im Just Sitting Here
yanking my crank any one wanna help lol
Thank You, Please
Out of the goodness of my heart today, I volunteered to bring in carts until the regular cart-pusher arrived, even though I already had a long list of things to do. At the early hour, there was no traffic, so it was easy to get all the carts in. I also restocked the water coolers. Unknownst to me, the garbage bin I was using to truck them to the floor was broken (bent wheel). I rounded a corner, and the whole thing collapsed. The heavy water coolers tumbled out, and one got punctured. Water sprayed and dribbled everywhere, all over the floor, my boots and pants. I was not amused. I found an intact bin, put the coolers in that, and kicked the broken one out of the way. I gingerly carried the dribbling cooler out of harm's way, and wrote a note on it saying "BROKEN", pointing the puncture upwards. I then quickly mopped the floor. Dripping with sweat, I pushed the garbage bin out to the salesfloor, carefully navigating around crowds of mingling customers. With some effort, I slid the c
"buried Alive"
"Buried Alive" I speak in verses, prophecies, and curses [x2] I hate my life No miracle is coming Hate you It's just a hole Hate you Nothing's wrong with you Hate you Must maintain control Hate you Everyone's asking questions No place is safe I'll forfeit resurrection To escape this pain I hate my life [x8] I speak in verses, prophecies and curses This storm of thorns is growing Hate me There's no end in sight Hate me Chaos claws my jaw Hate me And incites a mental riot Hate me I'm in the mouth of madness With a tongue of poetry I ate the spine of Atlas Now the world is crushing me I hate my life [x6] Buried alive behind enemy lines Surrogate child for the sins of all mankind Hate Buried alive behind enemy lines, buried alive, buried alive [x3] For the sins of all mankind
Ok Seriously.. Ogre
Ok so I seriously am like totally in love with someone right now and it sucks because I don't get to see him or talk to him like ever!! And I totally miss him like hard core and I hope he knows this.. I can't believe I haven't seen him for like 6 months it's some seriously crazy shit.. But I love you pookey and miss you a ton!! Muah!!! I want my Ogre lovin!!!! Like right k I'm done peace out people!!
Pimp Name......
Your Pimp Name Is... Dr. Kisses What's Your Pimp Name?
I have always felt that the great high privilege, relief and comfort of friendship was that one had to explain nothing. from Quotable Women
my teeth are killing me im going to bed
Hotel Sex
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when your calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call. "Hello?" the woman says. Wow! she sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, anything you want baby. Now, how
To Live
I hunger to live I wanna feel the wind on my face Struggling to find my place in this world Just a woman guiding the little girl Grab the keys, leave the phone and start off the road alone make mistakes is a piece of cake falling down is only in vain when you fail to face the pain
Mexican Hamburgers (chuletas)
Salsa Fria: 1 10 oz can diced tomatoes with green chiles 1 tablespoon olive oil 1 tablespoon wine vinegar Chuletas: 2 cups Saltines, finely crushed 3 tablespoons fresh parsley, chopped 1 cup Vidalia onions, chopped 1/2 tsp garlic powder (not salt) 1 lb ground chuck (beef) 1 egg 1 tsp salt 1 tsp chili powder 1 cup oil (for frying) Garnish: Rings of red onion, slices of avocado, sour cream and sprigs of cilantro Combine all Salsa Fria ingredients. Refrigerate for at least one hour. On a sheet of wax paper, evenly spread cracker crumbs. Combine parsley, onions, ground meat, garlic powder, egg, chili powder and salt in a small bowl. Form 4 patties and coat each pattie with the cracker crumbs evenly. Cover and refrigerate for at least 1 hour (but no more than 3 hours) to thoroughly chill. Heat oil until it is hot enough to brown a 1 inch cube of bread in a little over 1 minute. (Don't get oil too hot or center of patties won't cook through). Fry patties in
last week was a bad bad week for Stina I failed tests in two classes, so now I have to work my ass off the rest of the semester for the faint hope of even passing those classes, thats unusal for me seeing as i normally do well in classes...fuck fuck fuck And i was actually thinking that I was enjoying university life as compared to community college...fuck this So I guess my internet is gonna be drastically cut as I need to work my ass off for a miracle... So you guys, catch ya when Im on
Just For Fun
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement. You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you. By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power. And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style?
Your Birthdate: April 10 Independent and dominant, you tend to be the alpha dog in most situations. You're very confident, and hardly anything ever shakes you. Mundane tasks tend to drain you - you prefer to be making great plans. You are quite original. When people don't "get" you, it bothers you a lot. Your strength: Your ability to gain respect Your weakness: Caring too much what others think Your power color: Orange-red Your power symbol: Letter X Your power month: OctoberWhat Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Finally got my account going with Stickcam .. So .. Ive got my cam goin now .. Its in my "Video" section .. If youd like stop by sometime .. check it out . its actually pretty cool ..
What Kind Of Seducer Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
Why Do We Have To Be Thin
Just was thinking how society typecasts every woman if you dont look pencil thin then you are an outcast no clothes to buy people always staring giving nasty comments & just ignore you. Society should except women for what they are inside not out no wonder Anorexia starts at a young age. women are not clones
Which Him Song Are You? I Got Join Me In Death
Take the quiz: Which HIM song are you?Join MeYou take love very seriously and you have many don't want to leave your loved one so you ask them to die with you for love. You need this person more then they realise.Quizzes by -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager Episode 1
Godsmack Re-align Lyrics
Decisions made from desperation No way to go Internal instincts craving isolation For me to grow My fears come alive In this place where I once died Demons dreaming Knowing I...I just needed to realign Fell in a river of illusion And apathy Drowning in a self-induced confusion I'd rather be Yeah! My fears come alive In this place where I once died Demons dreaming Knowing I...I just needed to realign My fears come alive In this place where I once died Demons dreaming Knowing I...I just needed to realign Yeah! Yeah! [4x] My fears come alive In this place where I once died Demons dreaming Knowing I...I just needed to realign My fears come alive In this place where I once died Demons dreaming Knowing I...I just needed to realign Yeah!
Rawr. Not Cool
Someone told me my hair is too black. And my ass is too big. Lol. Not cool. Oh well shit happens. Haha im listening to Clay aiken, cause well im strange.Ive been listening to a lot of shit lately. Like shakira haha. But theres a reason behind that one. Ima go for a walk around in the dark. I got a lot on my mind i need to get out.
Hi Friends!
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Christina Aguilera Walk Away Lyrics
What do you do when you know something's bad for you And you still can't let go? I was naive Your love was like candy Artificially sweet I was deceived by the wrapping Got caught in your web And I learned how to plead I was prey in your bed And devoured completely And it hurts my soul Cos I can't let go All these walls are caving in I can't stop my suffering I hate to show that I've lost control Cos I, I keep going right back To the one thing that I need to walk away from I need to get away from it I need to walk away from it Get away, walk away, walk away I should have known I was used for amusement Couldn't see through the smog It was all an illusion Now I've been licking my wounds (licking my wounds) Woke up in love and seems so great (deeper, deeper) We both can't subdue Darling you hold me prisoner (prisoner) I'm about to break I can't stop this ache I'm addicted to your lure and I'm feeling for a cure Every step I take Leads to one m
Surgery Date
hey all, i will be signing off for a while. i am having my boob surgery on friday the 29th as you can see from my profile countdown clock. i will be offline for about a week. looking foward to reading some nice comments and emails when i return. wish me luck!
Lost In Love
the touch of your hand Upon My skin The touch of my hand Upon your skin Tingling, as our souls Reach for the other Feeling our souls embrace The warmth as our love covers us Bringing peace to us both Our love flowing to the other As the blood we've shared flows within Our desires slowly rising Lost in the touch of Love Copyright © 2001 LordDarkPrince
~ 10's For Everyone ~
Need Sleep....
It feels like I haven't slept in days. At least there is a kick ass website for me to hang out on while I'm going mad with insomnia. :) Today was my friends birthday. I wish I could have been there for it. We lost another person at work today. That just equals massive overtime. I've spent the past five days feeling like crap and wanting to drag other peoples bodies through the fucking gutter. Why are people so fucking stupid? Is it so hard to think straight? Really. What am I missing? Drama really isn't hard to stay away from. Just stop making stupid decisions. Simple. Take you fucking head out of your damned ass and use some Visine for your eyes. Maybe that'll help them clear up enough for you to see what a fucking jackass you are being! And on that note... I'm off to watch Pee Wee's Playhouse. ;)
Honest Abe
I do the very best I know how....If the end brings me out all right, what is said against me won't amount to anything. If the end brings me out wrong, ten angels swearing I was right would make no difference. Abraham Lincoln
Stronger Challenges
Friday, September 29, 2006 Stronger challenges Do the challenges you face seem to be getting more daunting? Most likely that means you're making real progress. The challenges have grown stronger precisely because you've reached a higher level of effectiveness. In meeting those challenges you'll create a path forward where none existed before. With what level of challenge are you willing to live? That will determine the level of accomplishment you reach. Working through the biggest challenges will bring you the biggest rewards. Real and lasting value is created by solving the most difficult problems. With each challenge you grow stronger. And then an even greater challenge comes along, giving you the opportunity to climb ever higher. Diligently work through a few challenges, and soon you'll find yourself looking forward to them. See the real value in challenge, and you'll see the way clear to whatever you choose to accomplish. -- Ralph Marston
Come Hang With Us Tonight!!!!
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to obedience and warmth. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Thanks To Our Troops!
I don't know who put this together, but I sure would like to shake his hand, pat him on the back, and wish him, "Good Hunting!" Dear Terrorists, I am a Navy Aviator. I was born and raised in a small town in New England. I come from a family of five. I was raised in a middle class home and taught my values by my mother and father.My dad worked a series of jobs in finance and my mom took care of us kids. We were not an overly religious family but attended church most Sundays. It was a nice small Episcopal Church. I have a brother and sister and I am the youngest in my family. I was the first in many generations to attend college.I have flown Naval aircraft for 16 years. For me the flying was never a lifelong dream or a "calling," it just happened. I needed a job and I liked the challenge. I continue to do it today because I feel it is important to give back to a nation, which has given so much to me. I do it because, although I will never be rich, my family will be comfortable. I do it b
All I want to do is crawl back into bed and that is what I am gonna do. I have no reason to be awake~NFA
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Bondage100%Whips67%Chains/Handcuffs50%Biting42%Blood33%Blind Folds0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
Sexual Zodiac
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at
Joke Of The Day
A twenty-one-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If i
My Weekend
So... i've come to find out that my weekends are beginning to start earlier and earlier. This week it started on tuesday.... and let me tell you.... it was interesting. A handle of vodka, a handle of whiskey, two thirty packs, 3 vicodin, and an eighth of weed later I'm still alive. Maybe I should focus on school more than partying!!!
Best Candy Evar.
uh..duncan hines softback cookies? though they are now produced by Keebler methinks...still the best cookies in the biz. booyah.
Ok Now Lets Get To It
so i'm sitting here watching mythbusters and typing away when all the sudden a little green man comes walking in. he looks at me kindda funny. so i ask him what he wants. he just stares at me. i'm like hello. what do you want. he looks down at his feet and says i was just bringing you a joint, cuz your about to miss 4:20. ahhhhh thats my little man. have you seen the little man today.
We Choked.
Ok, so I have been a die hard Tigers fan since...oh, I was born? Finally this year it looks like we are going to take first place and be awesome, which we were for the first half. After the all-star break we completely sucked. Then our final 3 games are against the Kansas City Royals who lost 100 games this year and we had beat 14 of out 15 games. I thought we had it in the bad to clinch the division. But NO...we have to lose all 3 games and allow the Twins to win the division. Beautiful. Now we are off to New York to play the Yankees on Tuesday night as our first playoff game as we are the AL wild card. It's quite disappointing, but at least we are in the playoffs for once. Ok, I'm done venting now.
Can You Help Me Here????
Ok today I was chillin on the couch with my hubby. I love him to death I really honestly do. Well out of the blue he asks me what can he do to make me happy. Well really there is nothing he can do because the problem I have really dont focus on him. Its the time of year when I start to think of my dad and think of what all I should of said before he died and so on and so on. Well anyways to add on that is my youngest being sick and not really knowing what I should do so I just have all this on my mind along with work and how am I gonna get the money for this bill or this bill. We went out today with the girls and it was fun we hadnt really went out and had fun in a long time with them. Too much arguing and just upset over this and that going on. Well also for a while I was blinded by some one else telling me bs and I listened instead of just blowing it off. Well my hubby is great he really truely is. I would love for him to do more around the house but with the girls he is great. When
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:... -- What was I thinking?" "Congratulations on your wedding day!... -- Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two people as beautiful as you.... -- have such an ugly baby?" "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love... -- After having met you, I've changed my mind." "I must admit, you brought Religion in my life... -- I never believed in Hell until I met you." "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... -- that you're not here to ruin it for me." "As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me... -- Like the need for therapy." "Thanks for being a part of my life!!!... -- I never knew what evil was before this!" "Before you go,... I would like you to take this knife out of my back. -- You'll probably need it again." "Someday I hope to get married... -- but not to you." "Yo
Well today is monday.. Not the best day to start off with but I cant change that.. It has been one hellatious weekend if i do say so myself.. I have managed to get myself in a pickle.. I'm not going to go into great detail about it right now though.. It's already been one fucked up morning.. My stomach is killing me.. I hit a fuckin cat this morning on my way to work.. I was late getting to work.. If one more thing goes wrong today i'll just go hang myself...
Hello All
hi all im richie, im new on ere and want to find new friends all ova the world leave a msg if ya want.
Am I To You?
Am I to you the shadow you can't shake? You are to me the cause of this Heartache. I know what there was is now gone. I know that I could never be the one. I am lost I can't breath I can't sleep. So many wasted tears yet I still weep. Am I to you The thing in which you fear? So much you dare not keep me near. Why do you hide, Why are you scared? You could have loved me if you dared. So run now, turn from what I would give. Play your games, pretend to live. But please tell me what am I to you?
Green Chili Stuffed Chicken Breasts
4 boneless skinned chicken breast halves, pounded thin 3 ounces cream cheese 3/4 cups shredded Cheddar or Monterey Jack cheese 4 ounces green chilies 1/2 teaspoon chili powder salt and pepper to taste 1 can cream of mushroom soup 1/2 cup hot enchilada sauce Combine cream cheese, shredded cheese, chilies, chili powder and salt and pepper. Place a generous dollop on each flattened chicken breast, then roll up. Place chicken rolls in the crockpot, seam side down. Top chicken breast rolls with remaining cheese mixture, soup and enchilada sauce. Cover and cook on low for 6 to 7 hours. Serves 4.
I'm Sorry That I Can't Be What All Men Look For.....
I'm Sorry That I'm not enough of a slut to sleep with you on a first date I'm sorry That my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs I'm sorry that I'm not anorexic and skinny enough for you to see my ribs I'm sorry That I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl" I'm sorry That I'm not a Playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you I'm sorry I don't have a dream body that turns you on But most of all I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
Idealistic Answeres
1. Your Name: Ashly, meghan, samantha, tiana, tilandra 2. Age:22-24 3. Fave Color: purple, or maybe green 4. Fave fashion style ? wears goth style preferably, doesn't matter too much 5. Are we friends? uh no? 6. Do you have a crush on me? yes 7. Are you looking for a faithful relationship? yes 8. Would you enjoy it? yes 9. What do you want out of a relationship? A lot of sex, someone who cares about me, someone to cuddle with, someone to go well as a compliment to myself- meaning kind of like someone who would work well as a teammate sort of thing. 10. Would you ever get the nerve to ask me out? ya 11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? atleast maybe 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? most people say I'm a sick individual, so you don't need to take care of me all the time. 13. What's your sense of humor like? dark, sarcastic, had to describe, 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? It depends on how much you like beaches.
Mmm Beer how i could go for this in my house RIGHT about now!!! hahahah
my fault, my guilt, my pain, my heartbreak, my fuck up... i hope you can forgive me jimmy. you dont deserve someone who will hurt u like this or who doesnt know wat she wants...i cant ask you to wait for me cuz it would be unfair. *sigh* you'v been the best bf i'v ever known. you treat me better than anyone else ever has and better than i deserve. i couldnt ask for someone better to love me. but, i want to experience life as much as i can, i WANT to experience college as much as i can...u worry about me cheatin on you when i go and to be honest, i worry about it too. you should know that i have cheated before in relationships and i'm trying not to. i do want to be everything you want and everything you need but...we do have some issues we need to figure out and i need to sort out my life. baby...i cant ask you to wait, i cant ask you to keep loving me, especially wit the chance that i might meet someone at college or have bfs here. it's hurting me more than you know
Playoff Games
Ok, so Detroit had their first game against the Yankees last night. And they lost, like I figured they would. Game two is tonight and I'm not expecting Detroit to beat the Yankees in the series, but it would be nice if we could at least beat them once. Man...I shouldn't watch baseball, it's too much stress for me to see my team lose. Oh well.
Notihing New Today!!
Well today was crazy!! I am sooo beat!!! If anyone can cheer me up!!! Please Feel free to do soo... Jeannie
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at
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Persha Your mistress, bitch. 'What will your sex business card say?' at
Greetings to everyone. My friend chefDave sent me an invitation to join lostcherry. I have never done one of these before, so if I dont answer people right away, please forgive me. I am new to this stuff. Hope all of you have a Wonderful "Sweetest Day" coming up on the 21st of Oct... Give me a shout now....... huggies to all of you.
Reality Tv
I dont know about anyone else but am so sick of reality TV it sucks all the same & the only people who go on them are desperate lol thank god for cable or as we have down under foxtel i know we can switch it off but to me there is way to many on is this the way TV is going hope not, i'd rather get a DVD out & watch that.
Um Only Enter If Ya Can Handle A Little Stimulation!
"the Gift"
Hold me now I need to feel relief Like I never wanted anything I suppose I'll let this go and find a reason I'll hold on to I'm so ashamed of defeat And I'm out of reason to believe in me I'm out of trying to get by I'm so afraid of the gift you give me I don't belong here and I'm not well I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living Right on the wrong side of it all I can't face myself when I wake up And look inside a mirror I'm so ashamed of that thing I suppose I'll let it go Untill I have something more to say for me I'm so afraid of defeat And I'm out of reason to believe in me I'm out of trying to defy I'm so afraid of the gift you give me I don't belong here and I'm not well I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living Right on the wrong side of it all Hold me now I need to feel complete Like I matter to the one I need I'm so afraid of the gift you give me I don't belong here and I'm not well I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living Right on the wrong side of it
Only sick music makes money today
Life Is Beautiful
life is beautiful cos you guys are in it i love you guys more than you know said it before but just cant stop getting the cherry love comin at me you make my life so much better knowing your in it.
To Unloved
Who are you? Can this be true? You seemed too dark and empty A dream you must be. It was a cold winter night All around me, no light I couldn't see My eyes were black and empty. Your foot steps I was hearing My heart suddenly stopped beating I thought you were just like all of them around me But the glow in your eyes revealed your true identity. You were too pale to be real The beating of my heart you could feel For I could feel it dying inside As you stood in the shadow by my side. A giant stature beside me was standing As he stepped out of the shadow bleeding But on his lips was the blood of another creature That he has killed for his own pleasure. The blood on his lips was red as the rose The glow in his eyes told me I was the one he chose It was dark and cold, I didn't know what to do As you drew closer, I stepped back away from you. I was afraid, but I was drawn to your charms You went down on your knees and opened your arms Wanting to hold me
Dedicated To Unloved
Standing at the top of the stairs in a long black velvet suit. He watches the full moon from the castles balcony. His eyes are red, red from all the blood he has taken. As he watches, I see his tongue run across his pure white teeth. he is very pale, and very beautiful. Now, a tear runs down his cheek and he lowers his head, then turns and walks away. He walks down the stairs and stops in front of me. He looks up and with a sad voice he says “I’m, so very thirsty.” I lift my head back and smile and say “do not worry you can take me.” He looks at me and asks if this would be fine with me. I smile again and say “yes it would be very fine with me, I no longer want to be of this mortal world.” A smile now forms on his face and he gently holds back my head. He closes his eyes and opens his mouth. The next thing I feel is his sharp teeth being pierced into my neck. Afterwards I fall to my knees. Before I fall flat on my face he holds me and gently lies me down. Everything goes dark, but I do
Love -to Noone In Particular
So long as I can breathe or I can see, so long lives your love which gives life to me.shakespeare
Update On My Uncle
The doctor started a laser treatment on my uncle on Friday to try and shrink the tumor. We are hoping that this procedure will work since it is the least invasive procedure. This procedure has been successful with many people before and with my uncle in the past and we are hoping for success for him this time. Thank you all for the prayers and support. You are all wonderful people!
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting100%Bondage83%Chains/Handcuffs75%Whips67%Blood50%Blind Folds50%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
The Box
Have you ever sat inside a box just utterly alone And everyhing you want to do must someone else condone You rise and sleep without a thought because what else is there to do It seems like the world continued on and forgot all about you Everyone that you hold dear seems to walk away Your life has turned completely dark and you dont know night from day You can not stretch, or take a walk, or watch your favorite show You want so bad to leave the box but all you hear is no Your bodies changed your mind escapes but nothingness it finds You cant recall a memory that this box does not define You live and breathe within this space until you cant take no more Your reaching out to turn the knob but boxes have no door You've lost the last bit of sanity and yet you still cant flee But now you know how it feels to live a day as me..............
3 Guys And A Girl
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder in bed. The first one went in, meanwhile the other two stayed out and listened to the girl moan for a bit. The second one went in and the girl screamed a little bit harder. When the third one went in, the girl SCREAMED! and SCREAMED! About an hour later the girl came out moaning. The first guy asked "Wow, how did you do that?" The guy, all tired and wet replied "I simply used my head".
I Want To Tell The World I Love Jeff
i want to tell the world i am so happy i love jeff very much he is my life he means the world to me ,and i want to give him the best of everthing in the world i want to spoil him i have never loved anybody in my life the way i do him he is so special .he is so amazing. i have never been so happy i want to be with him the rest of my life.i hope he never breaks my heart . because i wont his.i want to go everwhere with him and do every thing with he he has my heart.i wish he only understood how i feel. i would give my life for him. i love u jeff for ever.... debora MySpace Comments Graphics
Have you ever sat down and thought to yourself...WHY AM I HERE??? well thats what i did last night! i was trying to figure out my purpose! I have a 2 year old son that i love to death and would do anything in the world for but the one thing that i want more than anything for him never comes true!! I want my son to have a father figure someone to look up to and someone to show him how to be a man! i cant show him how to like sports and stuff like that i need a REAL MAN to do that! What is a girl to do?
Saturday Night.. P2 My Day..
I looked gooooooood! lmao And it was nice to feel goooooooood and look goooooooood. I talked to women who could hold a conversation. wow.. I'm so used to "brb" Like in that song.. lmao Nothing wrong with chatting with women .. but they usually wonder off and never say.. I'm going to take a nap or i'm going to the store or i'm going to drop my kids off.. I'm left sitting here .. Knowing i have things I want to do.. brb.. lmao Anyways.. The sportsbar.. "champions" was a cool sports bar.. I had fun.. I had this huge plate of cheesey fries! man was it huge! mmmmmmmm good too! They actually had food that I could eat! wow! What a concept! lmao Usually its me checking out or looking at girls.. last night.. several waitresses were looking at me! talking to me! I liked it.. for once.. 1 single day out of this year. It felt realy nice! Debora was so right.. I needed to go mingle.. Your a good friend.. Fritz was getting ansey.. He saw wa
Something Unfinished. . .
It was four-thirty in the afternoon when Sean discovered that Kathryn was gone. He had noticed that her car was not in the driveway when he came home from work, which was unusual. That was at about ten minutes after four. The note was in the bedroom, so he didn’t see it for nearly 20 minutes. Curiously, to Sean it was not what most people would call a “shock.” Sean’s normal routine was to hang his coat in the closet, drop his briefcase by the sofa, head into the kitchen to fix a snack, then have a seat on the couch for a little decompression time. He spent a lot of time on his feat at the office, and it always felt good to take a short break before relaxing. That’s what Kathryn called it: “A break before relaxing.” How would he get along without her? Sitting alone in the bedroom, Sean played back the previous day’s events in his head. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary, even in hindsight. Sure, there was a little bickering. But it was nothing beyond the normal playful ba
A Little Something I Was Working On. . .
Cast of characters: Todd Sherman -- Given a gift by Megan. Not sure what it is. Jerry Layton -- Todd's best friend. Never liked Megan. Jerry has a big crush on Elizabeth. Elizabeth Sherman -- Todd's older sister. Friends with Megan. Megan Rawlins -- Todd's ex-girlfriend. Gives him a gift shortly after breaking up with him. Rick Tremayne -- Megan's new boyfriend. EXT: A SHOPPING MALL. A SUNNY DAY. INT: TODD AND JERRY WALKING THROUGH THE MALL. JERRY: . . . and anyway, you're moving soon, right? Good riddance to her. You'll get to start over, fresh. TODD: Fresh. . . Yeah. Like a daisy. JERRY: C'mon, Todd. She was no good for you, anyway. She had eyes for everyone but you. Everybody knew it. TODD: Yeah, but Rick? She leaves me for Rick. . ? The guy's a pile of laundry on legs. JERRY: I agree. I agree. I bumped into him at the gym once. He kinda
If U Had Me Alone...
Smoked Salmon Sushi Roll
Why go out and buy expensive sushi when you can make it right at home? This simple dish is made from steamed rice, with avocado, cucumber and smoked salmon all wrapped up in dried seaweed. It might take awhile to learn how to make a perfect roll, but you'll have fun trying! Add wasabi (Japanese horseradish) for a good kick!" Original recipe yield: 6 servings PREP TIME 30 Min READY IN 5 Hrs INGREDIENTS * 2 cups Japanese sushi rice * 6 tablespoons rice wine vinegar * 6 sheets nori (dry seaweed) * 1 avocado - peeled, pitted and sliced * 1 cucumber, peeled and sliced * 8 ounces smoked salmon, cut into long strips * 2 tablespoons wasabi paste DIRECTIONS 1. Soak rice for 4 hours. Drain rice and cook in a rice cooker with 2 cups of water. Rice must be slightly dry as vinegar will be added later. 2. Immediately after rice is cooked, mix in 6 tablespoons rice vinegar to the hot rice. Spread rice on a plate until completely cool. 3. P
Today marks a week since the Bell's Palsy hit me - without any improvement. I have faith that I will return to normal...soon. Some of you have seen my "sad" looking face and have been so nice. I want to thank all of you for your kind words and comments. Without friends like you, I don't think I could make it. I've pretty much stayed in hiding due to this, people just don't understand and can be so cruel. Again, I know it can always be worse. I am thankful they say it's only temporary. With that said ...I wish you all a happy Monday and a wonderful week. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers and I will do the same for you. Hugs, Kim
Steve Byrne In 4 Parts (watch Them All And U'll Die Laughin)
She Still Can't Spell
Well, It was monday.. Nice day out.. and I was in a good mood from the weekend.. Then it happened.. that evil nameless thing.. I used to date due to BB . A very serious case of BB I might add.. Was at the vogue... she was drunk and let ghetto fab boy hit on her and give him her number.. well she's ghetto too so they match.. I'm so glad I fired her 3 weeks ago or was it 5 .??? lmao I have to remember this is the shameless shrew that stood me up on my birthday! to get drunk! lmao I deserve much better and I'm wayyyyy to nice to curse someone like that out. Notice I didn't say "chough" her.. lmao For once in my little life i'd like to meet someone nice and not pushy.. ohwell.. I did tell a friend that if I get BB again.. I'd become a lesbian.. I have new rules.. A woman must be able to read a newspaper and find movie listings at least. and she has to spell somethings.. Don't ask me how I got stuck with a girl that couldn't spell and hated r
Conspiracy Rock
Remember Schoolhouse Rock? This is Conspiracy Theory Rock. This aired on Saturday Night Live....once and once only...because General Electric owns NBC. Just watch.
New Song
This is a great song and its based on a really cool poem Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Iron Maiden Hear the rime of the ancient mariner See his eye as he stops one of three Mesmerises one of the wedding guests Stay here and listen to the nightmares of the sea. And the music plays on, as the bride passes by Caught by his spell and the mariner tells his tale. Driven south to the land of the snow and ice To a place where nobody's been Through the snow fog flies on the albatross Hailed in God's name, hoping good luck it brings. And the ship sails on, back to the North Through the fog and ice and the albatross follows on. The mariner kills the bird of good omen His shipmates cry against what he's done BUt when the fog clears, they justify him And make themselves a part of the crime. Sailing on and on and north across the sea Sailing on and on and north 'til all is calm. The albatross begins with its vengeance A terrible curse a thirst has begun His shi
The Peanut
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The mother said to the young man, "That was wonderful. You should be a doctor!" The ungrateful father jumped up, twisted the boy's arm behind his back and yelled, "Doctor, my ass!
Good News And Bad News....
Good News: Its all most my birthday(a day of subtraction)... I know its almost that time cuz school let out and i start to go im not there now. Bad News: Means i cant spend much time on here as i have.. I didnt reach my goal of 200 new friends by school being out... So for those who have my email address i will be checking it everyday so if i dont get to chat with you on here please email me.... And those who doesnt PLEASE DON'T FORGET ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loooooong List Of Famous Last Rpg Words Pt2
517-"They are chaotic evil ? That's great, we're chaotic evil, too. So there will be no problem with alignments." 518-PL: "Hi, my name is Hurga the Immortal." DM: [smiling] "I hope you have an Hurga the Immortal II worked out..." 519-"I can kill everything. What is it ?" 520-"I disbelieve the pit's existence and walk over it" 521-"How about a riddle contest?" {facing a dragon} 522-"They're only squirrels. Come on, lets' go." {hungry ones} 523-"17,000 miles? That's ridiculous - I can't believe someone would go that far only to kill me!" 524-"This does have a safety catch, doesn't it?" {Nope.} 525-"OK, I'll leap out, open the outer airlock door, and then jump back inside and close the inner hatch...will I get a negative to my DEX roll?" 526-"This pure creature...I have the skill animal-care. I'll help that horse." {This 'horse' was a terrible mixture between a horse and a lion.} 527-"We should have no problems with the werewolves. I've got a ring of heali
so many people take life for granted for so long i did i alwansy wanted things to go my way all my life i wanted people to cater to my needs but in the ent i only hurt them at times i knew what i wanted but always did things nobody expected me to do i very seldom felt good about myself i hated everythign about who I was i never saw myself depressed deep down insidei was heartbroken i was filled with hate i want my family back together
I dont think it can be fixed this time cannot change whats on my mind I think the long road ive been on has finally come to an end Ill remember when you made me smile and then never look back again Ive fallen for the last time ill never get back up ive cried until my head explodes I know ive had enough no more sorrow no more shame no more people to blame no more crying no more tears no more wasting precious years as i sit here and listen to the storm outside I sit and sip my drink tryin to keep a dry eye I just have this empty feelin and it wont soon pass I feel my world break in two and get cut from the glass
Back View
So bored today at work. It's not the first day like this and it won't be the last at this job. I've been trying for over 6 months to get something new but not much comes up in the area I live in. At least I can surf the net and check out other lost cherries. Might watch a movie this afternoon to make it go quickly.
Ha !!!
Who Am I?
I ask myself this... almost constantly. Who am I? What is my purpose? Why am I here? Do you know who you are? I've got an idea of who I am... and it goes like: I am pain I am sorrow I am what makes you smile and yet, I can break you heart I am cold and yet, I can keep you warm I am chaos and I am serene.. I am precious and I am useless I can be your everything I can mean nothing at all I can protect you I can harm you I am your voice of reason I am your vice I am one I am the all being And... I am nothing...
"reality? Or Nightmare?" Can You Answer?
It is now here. A question to myself I ask, "Reality or Nightmare"? Here lately I keep asking myself this and still no real answer. These past few years have been so hard and unbearable for me in alot of ways. I seem to think that I am strong enough to take on anything, however my friends and family tell me that I'm stubborn. They think I take on everything way too much and too often, that I don't take time for myself. I just say I'm independent. I finally realized, that they were right (yes I did just admit that). Ok so I am stubborn and it does take me some time to admit when I am being really stubborn. But now in some ways I think it's too late. Everything seems to be going wrong and I don't know how to help anyone. I know sometimes the best help you can give someone is to just be there for them and let them know how much you care. I feel as though I could do more but not sure as to what. So here I am wondering what is now a reality and what is the nightmare to my presnt. The
To My Friend John Wolver
Be Real With Me And I Be Real With You
like i said be fore i am acool person respecet me and i will respect you so holla at me and tell what you think i always say if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen
...someone Will Pay..
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Hey Everyone
Hey all i just wanted to thank everyone for all the nice comments and tens!! xoxoxoxoxoxo Thanks a bunch! Im workin on sum new pics for u guys very soon......muahhh
Brittany I Miss You!!
Bollywood & Turkey Versions Of Thirller And Star Trek
For your amusement...
It's A Much Better Day For Me
Thru out life we have to deal with difficult situation, Some much easier than others. For those of you reading that know me you know what i have been going thru and for those who dont just know that it sucks. Today i have awoke a new being inside my self. One that will no longer dread and sulk on the past and the what could have's. Today there is a new light that is brighter than i have even seen it. So i gather up all that i am and all that i was and smash them together again to form what all of you know as the strong women that i am. Putting one foot in front of the other. Im relieved that i have made a commitment to myself to be optimistic about what my future holds for me. And to open my eyes becuase my happiness may be closer than i think. To all of you who have kept me grounded these last few weeks i am greatly appreciative. It means alot to have good friends that care so much about your well being. For all of those who worried about me, dont! I am back and i am bett
Standing In The Doorway.........
I'm walking through the summer nights Jukebox playing low Yesterday everything was going too fast Today, it's moving too slow I got no place left to turn I got nothing left to burn Don't know if I saw you, if I would kiss you or kill you It probably wouldn't matter to you anyhow You left me standing in the doorway, crying I got nothing to go back to now The light in this place is so bad Making me sick in the head All the laughter is just making me sad The stars have turned cherry red I'm strumming on my gay guitar Smoking a cheap cigar The ghost of our old love has not gone away Don't look like it will anytime soon You left me standing in the doorway crying Under the midnight moon Maybe they'll get me and maybe they won't But not tonight and it won't be here There are things I could say but I don't I know the mercy of God must be near I've been riding the midnight train Got ice water in my veins I would be crazy if I took you back It would go up aga
Martian Lovin'
The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do." A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member-about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impres
Today as I'm on and off my computer I'll be trying to catch up on rating pics/profiles and making sure im a fan. if i happen to stop by your page dont be afraid to do the same hehe(shameless plug)
Back To The Empty
Back to the Empty open eyes that see nothing you are lost and i am dead the last tear to fall was one of hope, deceased empty but for the stains of love and cruising into endless ache this nightmare of living came at too great a cost back to the numb confines of a drugged mind when you don't love anything it hurts to lose nothing
Grindcore Song
THE Moment Smash my brain in pull the trigger on the soldering gun the mess we made splatter it on the couch the ceiling the shit piles only gets higher...I can't hide...I can't run...hand me the gun...blow this fucker away...could he think for himself could he reach that climaxed point...or did he just fail constantly like the fresh dung he was carved from.. what now the conscience burnt the bastard slept (chorus) Bastard son of mine Frozen into time Rape the night Your only friend in sight Collaborating concoctions of broken bruised melded with the flask of the earthenware...toast...finished...ruined...destroyed...can't bring back the a broken water main you'll never fix...blood leaking from your veins...and what the fuck can you do...sit there grinning like an idiot...sit there...frozen in the moment...never wanting to break out...knowing...its already passed you by... (chorus) I can't...I crashed...I stumbled...I cling...I
99 Random Facts??
99 things bout myself 1. Full Name: Anna Jane Warrington 2. Nicknames: Johnny/Crazy Eye Johnny 3. Birthday: 29th Jan 4. Place of Birth: Burton On Trent 5. Zodiac Sign: Aquarius 6. Male or female: Female 7. Grade: I dont technically have one anymore but its the same as year 13 8. School: Burton College 9. Occupation: Student 10. Residence: Barton 11. MSN Screen Name: Crazy Eye Johnny!!! AFI Kicked Ass!!! OMG You Have A HUUUUGE Pen!! __Your Appearance___ 12. Hair Colour: Dark Blonde 13. Hair Length: shortish 14. Eye colour: Blue 15. Weight: 7 stone 10 16. Height: 5ft 5 ish 17. Braces? Yup 18. Glasses? Yes 19. Piercings: Nope 20. Tattoos: Not yet 21. Righty or Lefty: Righty ___Your 'Firsts'___ 22. First best friend: Oh man i cant remember Hayley possibly 23. First Award: Bravery Award in hospital 24. First Sport You Joined: Does Country Dancing count?? 25. First pet: Dishy!!! the fish lol 26. First Real Vacation: I think it was Spain somewhere and
why do you park your car on a drive but you drive in a parkway?
More Hot Videos To Share With You
MORE HOT VIDEOS TO SHARE WITH YOU SOME OF THEM I MADED AND OTHER VIDEOS ARE FROM MY FRIEND PUBLISHERS wait to download at the end of each video appear new nice sites you love them. watch some videos of sexy model (wait for download) from the huge collection every day new videos added
6 Weird Things Or Habits
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. i often find myself staring into space wondering how they make legos. 2. sometimes i pace around my room just waiting for sumthing cool to happen 3. i like eggs lmao. 4. i often wonder how they make peanut butter 5. im a pot head 6. i often wonder y the sky is blue
A Nasty Bulletin...
Just curious..Anyone read a bulletin bashing cam whores naming Scarletxoxo as one? I'd like to see the bulletin!
Free Jackolantern
I'm bored having a fun day off, and i have 500 cherry bucks left to my name, that's just way too many so the first person to comment gets a free Jack O Lantern =)
How Doi Talk To You If You Have Me Blocked
how do i talk to you if ya have me block angeleyes. why did you block me.
Join My Group I need some members on my group. I already have 6 people on there but I do need more to make it get off the ground. It is all about Music
I was tagged by monkey. heres the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag them and comment so they will check the blog for details. heres mine 1.i slap my kids on the forehead and scream ,heal this child! 2. i love to be naked 3.i sing in the car 4.i like to make faces at kids in other cars when they stare. 5.i wanna make love in a burger king bathroom. i talk to my cat. ok whos next
To All My Special Friend Len
Lights, Camera, Autism!!!
It is amazing how a little blinking red light can cause such turmoil inside me. I hate those stinking red lights...they turn me to stone. A couple months ago I blogged about some of my historic failures that have shaped me. I wrote how now in hindsight I am glad to have had those disasters in my life because I have learned as much in defeat then I have from success. Well I am hoping I am going to have the similar hindsight regarding something I completely screwed up just recently... August 8th, 2006 Early in the week while I was at the Death Cab For Cutie concert in Denver my wife called me and told me that I had received a pretty sweet phone call. I was being asked by a group of guys I had worked with before to help again. I was to play a part in a scene tomorrow night for their movie they had furiously been working on all summer. I was not sure at the time if I really wanted to do it. I knew I would be coming home very late and I would have worked all day. I might be just to
Old Poems
I Amble Through A Meadow I amble through a meadow, Venturing to nowhere in particular Life itself pauses for a moment As if to bask in its warmth ever so briefly Treading lightly, don’t want to disturb The grass upon which these footsteps occur For each step seems to bring new challenges, and new visions Of life, renewed by a summer’s breeze What a gentle caressing breath of air, Massaging all that feel its cool touch against their skin As if nature itself is exhaling its essence All this I observe as I continue on my journey Las Estrellas Bold and brilliant, constantly they shine Luminescence unseen Traveling the miles of heavens for years So gentle, so soft, they remind me of God’s tears What could create such beauty, That men would guide themselves by them Casting their lots upon the turbulent front Driven by the brilliant shimmer of speckled dots Alas, they have left mine’s eyes Such
Humpday For Adults Only
Make Love In The Storm
Make love in the storm? Tell me... Would you like to make love in the storm? Steaming hot skin cooled by cold rain drops. Lovemaking's passion matched by the storm's thunder. Water dripping off your hair onto my face. Skin glistening, sweat mixed with rain, in the dusky gray light. Lightening crashing around us as our passion crescendos to the storm's music. So, tell me... would you like to make love in the storm?
Blind No More...
Love is blind You lie to me you tricked me, you said that you loved me! You didn’t you couldn’t you WOULDN’T! Now I see the true you, to me the one that you kept in the cage. The one you would not show me because you knew me. How dare you, you think of me in this way. You did it again didn’t you, you couldn’t tell me the truth, you looked me in the eye, and lie again didn’t you ! How long must it go on like this!? You’re a horror and you know it.! I put my heart in your hand, and you just though it all away, with a gelm in your eye. No this will never do, no you must pay for what YOU do, not here not now ,but wait you will see I promises you this, you will see. If it is the last thing I do, for you to see. You will seeee……
Personality Test
The Maid of Honor Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMf) Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor. Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you. We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you you can respect yourself. Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.
I Miss You....
Maybe there will be a day In the distant future where I Slowly manage to forget Slowly and painfully forget Your love has kept me strong Only the memory of you Usually makes me smile. That is why I MISS YOU...
Funny As Hell And So True
Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn: 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
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bodog battle @ the troc
Telemarketing Fun...
I Cant Make You Love Me
Bonnie Raitt - I Cant Make You Love Me Turn down the lights Turn down the bed Turn down these voices inside my head Lay down with me, tell me no lies Just hold me close, don't patronize Don't patronize me. Cause I can't make you love me if you don't You can't make your heart feel something it won't Here in the dark, in these final hours I will lay down my heart and I'll feel the power But you won't, no you won't Cause I can't make you love me if you don't. I'll close my eyes, then I won't see The love you don't feel when you're holdin me Mornin will come and I'll do what's right Just give me till then to give up this fight And I will give up this fight. Cause I can't make you love me if you don't You can't make your heart feel something it won't Here in the dark, in these final hours I will lay down my heart and I'll feel the power But you won't, no you won't Cause I can't make you love me if you don't.
Sociopath On A Bus
Some of you may have seen this poem already. It is my tribute to mass transportation. I wrote it about 4 months ago when I was forced, against every fiber of my will, to ride the bus for about 2 weeks. I have to go ride one now and was reminded of it. Sociopath On A Bus.... Hey big sleepy fat guy....why are you here You're smelly and sweaty and snore in my ear I'm not your alarm clock you big freakin' load Your stop was a half mile back up the road Hey 90 year old lady, where are you off to your face is all wrinkly your hair's sorta blue you haven't been laid since 1962 and you can't have my seat cause I'm tired too Hey babbling psycho, I knew YOU'D be here at the top of your lungs from a seat in the rear you give a great sermon we pretend not to hear everyone moves away, no one wants to be near All the freaks and the geeks and the wierdos and pimps the crackheads, the hookers, the gangstas and gimps From this mass of humanity I'll rise to the top Move you
Peter Frampton (talking Guitar) Awesome
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You pretend to want to know me, You pretend that you're a friend. Turns out you wanted to use me, Then laugh about it in the end. You see I'm not a pretender, I say it just how it is. If you don't believe me, Then let me tell you this. It really doesn't matter, That's the part you don't see. I can find many more like you, But you won't find another like me.

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