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APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period: Date: _______ Time of departure: __________ Time of return________ NOT to exceed Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my cell after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever. Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer___ Wine____ Liquor____ Total____ Locations to be visited Location: From: To: Location: From: To: Location: From: To: Females with whom conversation is permitted _______________________________ IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not with standing the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship. I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in this relationship, and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit. I declare that to the best of my knowledge ( of which I have none compared to my BETTER half) the above information is correct, Signed- Boyfriend/Fiancé/ husband:_____________________________ Request is: APPROVED________ DENIED___________ This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times. ………………………………………………………………………………………….. Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time: Date_______ Time of departure________ Time of return________ Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancé/ Wife: _______________________________ APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS Name of Girlfriend/Fiancé/Partner/ Wife: I’m going out. Signed: (me) ______________________________
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