Customer: “Excuse me, miss. These jeans just don’t seem to fit right.”
Me: “Well these are men’s jeans. We have plenty of women’s jeans over here, in the women’s department. Is there a size I can help you find?”
Customer: “You mean I just tried on men’s jeans?” *horrified look*
Me: “Yes, ma’am. These are men’s jeans. This is the men’s department.”
Customer: “OH MY GOD! The Bible forbids women to wear men’s clothes! I’m going to h***!”
Me: “I’m sure you’ll be fine. You didn’t know. God won’t be angry.”
Customer: “That’s what you think. You obviously don’t know God then.” *storms off*
