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What She Wants... (a Few Tips For The Men Out There)
Women are not machines. We do not work on a 'time' 'number' or 'somebody else thinks this is what should do it for us' basis. Women are amazing creatures. We are each unique, individual, and almost always aware of what will do it for us & what won't. If you want to be the kind of guy (or girl, for all my bi-sisters out there) who actually knows what a woman wants & what will get her off then follow these tips: 1-LISTEN - Listen to the one woman you are with, not to whatever bit of advice or direction whoever said to you in the past. 2-PAY ATTENTION - Pay attention to what SHE is saying-not to what you have read or what you THINK you know. Trust me, SHE knows her body MUCH MUCH better than you do - no matter how many times you have been with women in the past! 3-FOLLOW DIRECTIONS - Follow her directions, in this case it may not be verbal. People, stop thinking you KNOW what she wants & start reading her body language & listening to her voice as she TELLS you what she want

You Make Me..... For A Special Someone Who I Love Very Deeply
You make me laugh when I want to cry, Make me live when I want to die, Make me smile when I want to frown, You turn my life upside down. Believe in me when no one else does You?re my now, my is, my was. When you call my name I begin to blush, I'm afraid people notice I need you so much. When I'm with you time flies by fast. It's like the present is the past. I need you more than you can believe, Love you more than you can conceive. Think about you every night and day And hope my life can stay this way I don't want it to be any other way.

I R Haunted?
Well i told misterfeet about this so i suppose ill let the rest of you in on so last night i couldnt get abby to calm down, i would lay her in the crib and she would scream bloody murder by the time i got to the bottom of the stairs, so after repeatedly going up there i pulled her out and when and sat in the chair with her wrapped up so, im holding her trying to calm her down and im asking whats wrong and she keeps staring at the doors and she starts saying the eyes are scaring her.i look to see if there are lights reflecting or anything in the hall i see nothing she starts to calm down and then she looks up and lets out the most awful cry i have ever heard and said the eyes were in there now, i turned on lights the tv the radio, and nothing she was still screaming about the eyes, and i got freaked out it may sound nuts but finally i just hollared leave her the fuck alone, and in about 10 mins she finally fell asleep, though i didnt sleep well have i finlly lost it, and taken

I'm Sorry
I'm sorry for everything you've been through It must've been very hard on you I'm sorry for all that's been said and done I was the moon, you were the sun I'm sorry for not making everything right But the situation I was in, was very tight I'm sorry for not lending you a hand If only I could be a better friend I'm sorry if it seemed like I didn't care Lucky for you, your special- someone was there I'm sorry for breaking your heart For forgiveness, where do I start?

Sundays R So Special.
sundays r so special because i get my youngest son for like 7 hours or so but thats better then nothing because its not like i can't see him anytime i want to and so sunday makes my day so faster.

Ron Paul?
Let me preface what I'm about to say with some background: As a person active in the Truth movement and all that entails, I was drawn to Ron Paul's candidacy as a breath of fresh honesty in a very bleak and poisoned political landscape. He talked about the issues over fluff. He seduced millions of voters across the Republic. I campaigned for him strongly, canvassing, yard signs, talking about him in a multitude of online forums, and even still to this day have his sticker on my car. However... I've also looked back at his words vs his deeds. You can tell a tree by its fruit as the saying goes, and what fruit has Ron Paul brought forth? He promised to stay in the election all the way to the convention, which he did not do. "As long as I have the support" was his credo, and while hundreds of thousands of voters were trying to grab up unbound delegates for an upset, he bowed out at what I consider the height of his chances. He gathered a LOT of money, and ran no natio

Relationship Theory 101
I'm smart. However cocky or arrogant that comes out, I am. I always have been. It's something that is a little alienating, at times, solely because I find it hard to relate to people on many levels. I'm also an intense person. There are only a handful of people out there that understand what I mean by this. I'm sorry they have had to experience my over zealous nature. When I find someone I can relate to, I tend to go off the deep end, not in the sense that I should be fitted in a straight-jacket, for a padded room, but I definitely overwhelm people. It's part of my inability to relate. Once I find I can relate to someone, I sort of unleash the inner me, and chaos ensues. Being a female, I'm also emotional. Sometimes, irrationally so. For this, I do not apologize, because I don't consider this a bad thing. I just need to remember that most people don't think inside my head. I am a loner. Hardley ever lonely, but often alone. People irritate the uber nonse

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Stole From Spicey Meowwwwww
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A Good Sexual Experience
Have you ever fell in love with someone, just because they made you orgasm so much? Have you ever felt like you were a part of them while they were mounted inside you? This was the most amazing night in my life. A VERY good friend of mine and I hooked up for a good 2 hours the one night, and it was SAID to have been a movie night. Well, truth is... it was so full of sex and sweat, and baby oil. Haha. This person is VERY special to me, and wish I could get this person to get his life straightened out, and would give me a chance to be his one and only. We had a night so full of passion, I will NEVER forget or regret that night. This person and I were going longer than I ever have. The days following our night of love, my hips were screaming at me in pain. A pain that longed for more. A pain that was SO worth it. It was SO very special to me when this person looked me in the eyes and kissed my lips. His lips pressed against mine was something that I've never imagined an AMAZING kiss

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Dragon's Lair
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Feb-25-09 Plead The Second
plead the second To whip out a gun. Similar to "plead the fifth" (remain silent), except this refers to the Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution (right to bear arms). When my P.O. was sweatin' me about why my whiz test turned up positive for coke, heroin, and seven varieties of elephant tranquilizer, I had no choice but to plead the second and put his narc ass in his place.

Good Bye Fubar
Yes, I am leaving Fubar. Why am I leaving? Well it is very simple....this place is just not worth it anymore. When I first joined this site about 3 years ago, it was pretty fun. I met some nice people, talked to them, became friends with them, and I was enjoying my time on here. But now this place has pretty much gone to hell, at least it has for me. All you people care about on here are points, cherry bombs, auto-11's, fu-bling, and having the most friends and fans. And you don't even bother to get to know any of these people. I, on the other hand, actually do try to talk to some people, but I'm almost always ignored. There are a few who actually do talk to me sometimes and I want to let them know that I will them very much (you know who you are). If any of you would like to stay in contact with, you can find me at http://www.myspace.com/julian_straight_edge. If you use AIM, Yahoo, and/or MSN, you can ask for my screen names. And, I doubt it, but if you would also like to have m

The Historical Momentum
At some point in the prehistory humanity was implanted with three motivations. Three desires that have become a driving force for our historical progress. 1. the desire to fly. 2. the desire to know as much as we can about everything. 3. the desire to overcome death and related health problems - the serach for eternal life. Even if some people do not have those as their personal goals the whole of humanity is none-the-less caught up in that momentum and has taken those projects on as our collect purpose, over countless ages of time. Flying like a bird is translated into the quest to be free and liberated, or in some cases to "get high", and has been manifested over time into our technology - airplanes and the space program. Our collective desire to know evreything has resulted in religions, science, philosophy, and systems of education. The desire for eternal life and for eternal youth has resulted in the evolution of our imagination and has generated much specu

God Send Me An Angel
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Step 3 Of The Nitro Blueprint System Reviewed
As you enter Step 3 of the audio training session associated with the The Nitro Blueprint System, you will learn the ins and outs of product creation. With the assistance of Kevin Wilke and Dan Swanson (the speakers), topics such as the importance of tapping into the minds of your target audience and evaluating the potential for success of your product ideas are just some of the valuable pieces of information offered in this audio. At the start of the training, a helpful but often overlooked bit of advice is given that mentions the importance of recognizing the commitment you are making to a new business project and how juggling other life issues (such as family) can affect your success. In order to avoid major obstacles and failure (set by distractions and in-house conflict), it is suggested to take the time to involve loved ones and let them know how your business venture will change their lives as well. In a nutshell, the audio basically centers on how to get off to the right

Popular President???
Professor Joseph Olson of Hemline University School of Law, St. Paul , Minnesota , points out some interesting facts concerning the Presidential election: • Number of States won by: Democrats:19 Republicans: 29 • Square miles of land won by: Democrats: 580,000 Republicans: 2,427,000 • Population of counties won by: Democrats:127 million Republicans: 143 million • Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by: Democrats: 13.2 Republicans: 2.1 Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of the territory Republican won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of the country. Democrat territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in government-owned tenements and living off various forms of government welfare..." Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy" phase of Professor Tyler's definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation's population already having reached the "governmental

Points
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A Fairy Tale
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A Soldiers Prayer
A SOLDIERS PRAYER It's time to sleep I've been relieved My rifle at my side My knife in it's sheath Lord let me live another day As I put myself in harms way I made my choice, I took the oath I stand for freedom, but I don't boast My God, my country, my family The things I hold so dear With these all on my side There's nothing for me to fear But if I should fall before my next relief I will stand before you Lord with honor and dignity So, while I'm here please make me strong To fight the battles and right what's wrong God Bless America copyright jas 2007

Bane Of Existence
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Double Edged Sword Games
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That Figures
How is Norma ? (lauraf) A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, 'Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?' The operator said, 'I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?' The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, 'Norma Findlay Room 302.' The operator replied, 'Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse. After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, 'Oh, I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal, and Her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday.' The grandmother said, 'Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news.' The operator replied, 'You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?' The grandmother said, 'No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me shit.' Tru

Like The Sea
LIKE THE SEARemembranceThe day has come to join our handsand thank God we live in this landLook at your neighbors with different eyesOpen your ears to hear their criesOpen your souls to defend our rightsTo terror that comes like a thief in the nightHold out your hand to help your brotherKiss your children hug your father and motherFreedom is something we should all hold dearand never let it go because of fearopen your heart to those in needThis is a message we should all heedPray for those who lost their lives Pray for all their husbands and wivesPray for the children left behindPray for the souls we cannot findThis is a day we will always rememberAs freedom is attacked the 11th day of SeptemberNever forget that we are oneWe must stand together the day has comeFor united we stand divided we fallGod bless America God bless us one and all.copyright jas 2007

Stop Violnece Against Men And Children
It was brought to my att that men face the same problem as us women (i'm sorry babe men count) so it's about time someone i guess meaning me it's spoken about women can't over look this problem we need to organize a support group or something for there need's and this goes for our poor children out there...there voices aren't as big as our's and sometimes we need to use our heart's to see and our eyes to listen to silent cry's please help me donate what ever we can for these problem's (again i'm sorry babe :( )

Anesthesiologist Bill
Margie received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery, and was astonished to see a $900 fee for the anesthesiologist. She called his office to demand an explanation. "Is this some kind of mistake?" Margie asked when she got the doctor on the phone. "No, not at all," the doctor said calmly. "Well," said Margie, "that's awfully costly for knocking someone out." "Not at all," replied the doctor. "I knock you out for free. The 900 dollars is for bringing you back around."

Evil Empire? Orly? #2
There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying, 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the Tsunami victims. What does he intend to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear- powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck.' 'We have 11 such ships; how many does France have?' You could have heard a pin drop..

The Old Farmer
An old country farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. . From morning till night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began nagging him again. Complain, nag, complain, nag - it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet, caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot. At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd.. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to

Needle Manners
While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot. "NO! NO! NO!" she screamed. "Lizzie," her mother scolded. "That's not polite behavior." At that, the girl yelled even louder, "NO, THANK YOU! NO, THANK YOU! NO, THANK YOU!"

Tax Day Tea Party Protests Planned Across The Houston Area
HOUSTON—Protesters who say they’re over-taxed and tired of multi-billion-dollar government bailouts plan to take to the streets around the country Wednesday for Tax Day tea parties. Locally, protests are scheduled to take place in Pasadena, Alvin, Lake Jackson, College Station, Livingston, Seabrook, Sugar Land, The Woodlands and Houston. Tax day 'Tea Parties' Do you agree with the protestors? Story details Yes No What protest? View Results In Houston proper, the protest will be in Jones Plaza near the downtown post office at 4 p.m. The events are all part of the National Tax Day Tea Party. Tea party organizers say their events are non-partisan. They say the tea parties are simply a call to action for those who feel the government’s spending and tax plans are excessive. “The younger generations are going to have to pay for this. That’s our biggest problem here. I mean, it just doesn’t end tod

Piss On You
HONOLULU (April 19) - A 28-year-old man has been sentenced to three weeks in jail for urinating on a 66-year-old woman during a Continental Airlines flight last month from Los Angeles to Honolulu. Jerome Kenneth Kingzio, a resident of the U.S. Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands, was sentenced after pleading guilty Tuesday to assault charges in federal court in Honolulu. The victim was headed to Hawaii on March 21 for a scuba diving vacation and was watching an in-flight movie when Kingzio stood up and began urinating on her. He had been drinking on the flight. U.S. Attorney Edward Kubo Jr. said the woman reported that not only was her entire vacation ruined, but she continues to suffer emotionally from the incident. The case was investigated by the FBI.

Little Brother ( For Jlo)
I have watched you grow up since you were fourteen and you always think you know everything. I treasure all the times we have shared together and all the times we made each other laugh. When I left you 2 months ago I feel like I left behind part of my soul. You and I have a very special connection I never want us to lose, but you are there and I am here and my heart is oh so bruised. I feel like I have abandonded you and left you behind. I don't want you to feel that way because it's just not true. We may not have the same parents but your my little brother and I love you. I never want you to forget about me or the times we shared. You are forever in my heart and the thought of never getting to laugh with you again makes me sad and scared. I don't want things to be this way but this is the way life is. When you get older you will understand that I never wanted to leave you.. You are my best friend. ::::: For my little brother Johnathan aka JLO :::::: Ravyn

I Will Whore You In No Time :)
I will give you 2mil in fubucks, post a bully and my girls will help you level, I will rate all your pics and bomb you plus i will crush you if you get me a chery bomb and I will make you a salute

Dj Killa Scrilla
COME CHECK OUT DJ SCRILLA AT RED DRAGON'S REALM..HE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE COME!!

Dj Boon
COME CHECK OUT DJ BOON AT RED DRAGON'S REALM..HE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE COME!!

I Heart You.
Suicidal yes a sad word but right now a light I might fall to that temptation and kill myself tonight but if i do always remember I heart you you are the one for me even if I'm not yours I will love you till the day i die I heart you always now and to the end my heart wont mend till I'm with you because that's how much I heart you

For Once...
Life is starting to look up for me!! I've done a lot of stuff today and was so productive, and I feel great. I've got amazing people in my life, and I'm thankful for them every single day. I've got my guardian angel looking out for me, keeping me breathing and kicking ass daily. I miss her so much, but I know she's still with me. I have my health and getting it taken care of. Next up on the docket after my LEEP on the 28th of May [yes, that bastardly surgery has been rescheduled!] is my hearing. I'm going to an audiologist and possibly getting hearing aids.. yes, my hearing is that bad. Going to start giving voice lessons this summer for $10 for a half hour and $20 for an hour. I figure I'm pretty good at what I do and if I can help somebody find their voice... it's that much better. I also have been offered to teach a baby sign class for moms-to-be and new mothers to help more efficiently communicate with their children. Still debating it, but more than likely will take th

And Im Crazy?!!
All i can say is that when you think youre ahead youre really not. so im told after my one little fuck up that i need to see a threapist and all kinds of shit. i mean hell i knew i was nucking futs but i dont need to pay 600 and hour to have some one tell me about that.

Meet My Sister Rosealie
I was born to a middle-class family in 1915 in Rochester, New York. My father had a stable job in a bank while my mother was a housewife. My parents were social climbers and I was the ticket they needed to reach their social aspiration. I was clearly the favorite of my parents, with two younger brothers. While growing up, I dreamed of a lavish life--a life with a rich husband and children as beautiful as I was. My parents influenced my want of material things, which made me vain and conceited. I wanted a big house that someone else would clean, with a large lawn that I would play with my children on. In Rochester, where I grew up, there was only one family that had what my parents wanted--the Kings. Royce King owned the bank my father worked in. His son, Royce II, saw me for the first time and began dating me. It was a quick courtship and we were soon engaged. The engagement went too quickly and wedding plans were made. I couldn't help but feel something was missing from my relationsh

Submission Part 1
Was a beautiful night with the moon casting a glow upon the road. Long work week has me wired tight, so close to lashing out . But instead I bottle it all up . The demands seemed so intense. You must of sensed something was wrong to call me a few days later with your mysterious invitation . All you would say is read the cards and do not call me . You had me laughing at that comment . So here I am driving alone at night heading to a place I never heard of , to follow your card . Have to admit seeing the rose and note on door had me a lil worried was this from you or a stalker . Yes , I was tempted to call you and ask is this from you . But a part of me said , "What the hell " . The air is so nice its like a gentle caress along my skin . Lifting my hair up and cooling off my hot neck . The area seems secluded beautiful scenery is picked up with my headlights . You have me all curious now . Pulling up to a black wrought iron gate , very goth , which you know would intrigue me even more

Thats What Im Talkin Bout
*Not My Kinda Guy*I would never date a flamer or mr sister for friends maybe luv interest hell no they need not apply,cant stand them.All i have to say on that is slowly step away from the mirror and drop the lip gloss come on already boys we're gay not girls oh here's a big secret u might not have realized no matter how much maybeline you put on you will still have a dick and this is not for the people who feel like they should have been born the oppositte sex,this is for all you 70 pound Victoria Beckham look alikes wearing half tshirts they stole from there baby sisters who are in grade school sorry sweety hannah montana just doesnt work for yah and stopping wearing glitter please your not a fairy princess.*My Kinda Guy*I prefer straight acting men a smartass the kinda guy you dont know if u wanna deck him or fuk his brains out for beng a smartass.A man who is very active in sports kinda a daredevil but can also have a very calm and collective side who could just be content with re

Dog Employee
A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him. The dog looked up and said, "Don't be alarmed. This is just part of my job." "Incredible!" exclaimed the man. "I can't believe it! Does your boss know what a prize he has in you? An animal that can talk!" "No, no," pleaded the dog. "Please don't! If that man finds out I can talk, he'll make me answer the phone, too!"

The Greatness
Here I sit bleary eyed and tattered, focused upon my glowing screen of dreams. The possibilities are boundless, the reality is mockingly clear. My mind wonders moresely towards the darker side of my personality, the older I get the more bitter I become, lost dreams, forgotten friends, fractured love. When I am on a high I soar, when I am low I dig in deeper in to depair. When I look into the mirror my sorrow stares back begging me to follow...

Life And Loved
the girl i know is more then a girl more then a lady she is the one in my life i love so much with her eye's grayed blue and hair of cole she make's me feel she make's me feel loved with a heart of love from her my heart of coldness melted away she's a more then i ever asked for in my so called life she is my my life she is my every thing she's more then a girl she is more then any lady she is my queen and i'm just her's im nouthing special and yet she see's so much into me i will never see she's more then a friend she's more then a lover she more then any women she's my world she's my life she's my heart and soul to know this just look in to my eye's and there you will see her face smiling back at you she is so full of life and very caring with her eye's of love she has warmed my heart that as once ice

Thanks Theresa!!!
i dunno how tim always managed to BRAINWASH me over the years. everything that ever came outta his mouth was a fucking lie & reading about 2004 is so frustrating & i juswanna go back & kick my ass for falling for his shit AGAIN. i'm SO happy he went back to theresa (& then she proceeded to leave him a few years later after i was already married to jamie so tim KNEW he'd never EVER get me back ever again!!) so i should credit her for SAVING ME FROM TIM!! Thanks Theresa!!! (totally NOT sarcastic this time!!!) if it wasn't for HER i coulda made the biggest mistake in my life & i have no idea what woulda happened to me but i know it would not have been GOOD. phew! that was CLOSE!! but seriously all he ever did was drag me down, all he ever wanted to do was FIGHT & be miserable & wanted me to be unhappy. & that's not how marriages are supposed to be.( & did i seriously fucking think that i was gonna marry him??? seriously?!!!) that's not fucking NORMAL. jamie makes me happy & i make him hap

No Sale.
You don't understand me.Resulting in shoes on my feetwith more parts space than rubber.Results in a love of piano musicand no understanding of notes on the sheet. Who do you think you are?My audience, my patron, or just another pedestrian?Or just another discarded butt on a pool of dormant gasoline.Odds man... you've gotta play em.Odds, they'll catch you up eventually. I had unprotected sex just around 1000 times.I have no sons. I have no ambitions. I traded my dreams for pornographic treasons.No sinners. Just smiles after the blow by blow.Just another discarded butt on the dormant pool of gasoline.Impotent little keystrokes, playing too softly, too highpleading with dawn's reaper for meaning. I thought you knew me, as well as I can read you.Case has not been such.I'd gladly pay you todayfor feeling next thursday.The kind that doesn't come in glassor behind a pin prick in my arm. I'd gladly pay you tomorrowfor gloriouspoetic ragnarok today.

Sun Card
p align="center">http://www.flarn.com/~warlock/tarot/dragon/19.jpg">You are The SunHappiness, Content, Joy.The meanings for the Sun are fairly simple and consistent.Young, healthy, new, fresh. The brain is working, things that were muddled come clear, everything falls into place, and everything seems to go your way.The Sun is ruled by the Sun, of course. This is the light that comes after the long dark night, Apollo to the Moon's Diana. A positive card, it promises you your day in the sun. Glory, gain, triumph, pleasure, truth, success. As the moon symbolized inspiration from the unconscious, from dreams, this card symbolizes discoveries made fully consciousness and wide awake. You have an understanding and enjoyment of science and math, beautifully constructed music, carefully reasoned philosophy. It is a card of intellect, clarity of mind, and feelings of youthful energy.What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

Beginning Of The End
Beginning Of The End The irritation we're pretending not to show Has replaced the motivation That I had not long ago I know that I don't ever want to be the one to make you forget it to make you resent it to make you repress it I don't ever want to be It's the beginning of the end And I don't know where we lost control It's the beginning of the end And I know that I am all alone Interrogation has replaced the trust we had Your misguided accusations Helping me to turn my back I know that I don't ever want to be the one to make you divide it to make you deny it to make you deprive it I don't ever want to be I thought that we would find our way I thought our life would be ok I thought that you believed in me But now it seems so far away The life we knew before is gone There is no compromising The life you save will be your own To find your inner senses 6. Forgotten

Movies...the Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
before my last blog,before i watched "American Pop" I watched "The Garbage Pail Kids Movie" What a load of Fucking Shit That Was... It really needed some gore or something... The Protaganist was such a lil fag,I woulda beat the shit outta him myself and Im more passive than agressive... WTF?! Dont waste your time with this shit... If you havent seen it!Keep it that way...Go jerk off or something, better off sticking jars up your ass... ...yes this again...

Stupid People
University Heights Police in Iowa City charged a Cedar Rapids man with preventing apprehension and obstructing prosecution and third-offense drug possession after he ate marijuana to avoid criminal charges. David I. Pledge, 25, of 1624 D Ave. NE, Cedar Rapids was pulled over at 12:52 a.m. Sunday for a traffic violation at Melrose Avenue and Emerald Street in Iowa City. Officers noticed a strong marijuana-like odor coming from Pledge's breath when they approached the vehicle, they said. A green, leafy substance was also found scattered down his shirt. "It was all over," University Heights Police Chief Ron Fort said. Police soon discovered Pledge had a partially eaten plastic bag of marijuana in his mouth. "He threw the whole bag, plastic and all, in his mouth and tried swallowing," Fort said. Pledge eventually gagged and the "medium sized bag" came out of his mouth, Fort said. In his 40 years with the department, Fort has seen this only once or twice. "Throw it out the windo

What We Know About Eris (not Much)
The Classical Greeks were not influenced by the Classical Greeks. DO NOT CIRCULATE! What We Know About ERIS (not much) The Romans left a likeness of Her for posterity--She was shown as a grotesque woman with a pale and ghastly look, Her eyes afire, Her garment ripped and torn, and as concealing a dagger in Her Bosom. Actually, most women look pale and ghastly when concealing a chilly dagger in their bosoms. Her geneology is from the Greeks and is utterly confused. Either She was the twin of Ares and the daughter of Zeus and Hera; or She was the daughter of Nyx, goddess of night (who was either the daughter or wife of Chaos, or both), and Nyx's brother, Erebus, and whose brothers and sisters include Death, Doom, Mockery, and Friendship. And that She begat Forgetfullness, Quarrels, Lies, and a bunch of gods and goddesses like that. One day Mal-2 consulted his Pineal Gland* and asked Eris if She really created all of those terrible things. She told him that She had always liked the

Promise
(Intro)Come enjoy the lifeBaby take a rideI just wanna find you youBaby you and ICan Have A Good Timetell me what you likeooh - ooh(Speaking)Now listenI've been single for a while nowI've been kinda lonelyI've been looking for somebody to talk to,love meSomeone who can hold me, is that you(Verse 1)I am looking for somebody I can call booLooking for the only one that I can give my all toTell me if that is you you youWhat you wanna do do do (make yo move)You can be my teacher I do homeworkYou can give me extra credit babyI'll do more than workWhat you wanna do do doNow it's me and you you you(the mood)(Bridge)The Mood Is So Right(right)It Feels So RightYou can be a prince my knightYou can be my superman save me here I am(Chorus)Cause baby,there's nothing I won't doTo spend my life with youI'll give my all to youI promise that I will never lie to you boyThere is nothing I won't doTo spend my life with youI'll give my all to youI promise that I will never lie to you boy(Verse 2)You and me

Rogue
She walks on spectral whispers haunting my dreams and in her wake, love gleams through aberant wisps of enchanting mists, I am going to risk my heart again. For I am love, I am romance, I am the rogue of the midnight dance and I will not turn away a chance to tread in that intoxicating domain.

Sleep Death
If world travel opens the soul then jet lag is a punch in the vagina (repeatedly). My brain will not get itself into gear. The flight from Auckland to Hong Kong wasn’t too bad, I had a front seat with leg room and I did sleep a bit. The flight from Hong Kong to London was cool as I got upgraded to business class; though the seat wasn’t that great the food was good. I would have sold my soul to stretch out and lie down, I started getting grumpy. I occasionally get so grumpy I need to sleep properly and I get mental, husband and Ashley and maybe best mate Monica have seen me in full swing ‘GRUMPY and MENTAL’. I go very quiet and become secretly determined to annihilate everyone in a five feet radius. I usually start on the small people and work my way up. Luckily just as I was plotting everyone’s murder, I fell asleep! I finally arrived in London, got off the plane and immediately lay on a flat floor to stretch out my back, people stared at me but I didn

Agood Women
A GOOD WOMEN!!A good woman is proud of herself. She respects herself and others. She is aware of who she is. She neither seeks defintion from the person she is with, nor does she expect them to read her mind. She is quit capable of articualting her needs. A good woman is hopeful. She is enough to make all her dreams come true. She knows love, there for she gives love. She recogniz that her love has great value and must be reapprocated. If her love is taken for granted, it soon disappears. A good woman has a dash of respiration, a dabble of endruance. She knows that she will, at times, have to inspire others to reach the potential God gave them. A good woman knows her past, understands her present and moves toward the future. A good woman knows God. She knows that with God the world is her playground, but without God she will just be played. A good woman does not live in fear of the future because of her past. Instead, she understands that her life expereincs are merely lessons, meant t

Erotic Fantasy 3
She invited me to her home, even though we'd never met, even though we'd barely spoken on the phone. She said said she needed to touch and be touched. She said she was hungry for it! When I got there, she opened the door dressed in sexy lingerie. She opened the door and took a step back. I stepped inside the door, and she stepped forward planting a deep kiss on my mouth while swinging the door shut behind me. Even though the kissing caught me off guard, it was sweet. It was passionate. It was strong enough that neither of us wanted to break away. Our hands began to group and paw each other's bodies. She clawed at my back and my ass as I pawed at hers. I brought my hands around and began to firmly massage her breasts and pinch her nipples through the lingerie. She began to rub my cock through my jeans, getting it harder and harder. Finally we separated and she hurriedly led me into her bedroom where she undressed me. I undressed her as well, playing with her breasts and ni

Sex Happens
how sex starts... Now this shit is funny...true..but funny!!! ...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a ----. So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ...subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply! post this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this in 15 mins, your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 1:11a.m. REPOST THIS iS ""How Sex Starts""

Wow 26 Levels In Under 4 Months?thank You!
First off I want to thank my kickass friends! The one's who are awesome and always there to help me out or just listen to me and really be my friend.That friendship between us is invaluable.=) I leveled to disciple today and it feels pretty cool.One step closer to the glitzy oracle.I doubt Ill care much about leveling once I get there.I just want my dang powers lol.I want to return the pimpouts to the awesome people who pimped me when I needed it.=) One of my fam and good friend here told me he remembered me when my name was in green and then boom I leveled 20 levels in 3 days.Hey that was pretty neat but at the time I was new and didnt know that was cool or a good thing.People were very nice to me on fu when I first started.I meet the occaisonal assclown but most are decent people and very friendly and kind to me.Remember dont judge me if you dont know me.Im no slut.Im no boyfriend stealer..I seem to get alot of women "thinking" that I am that way.I have a loving boyfriend of 2 years

Ugh The Drama Of My Ex
WHAT GIVE YOUR EX TO BRING THERE NEW GF IN THE MIDDLE OR YOUR BUSNESS.... CAN SOME BODY TELL ME THIS..WELL SHE WANTED TO START SOME DRAMA WITH ME I PUT THE B&%$# IN HER PLACE... FOR ONE YOU ARE NOT MY SONS MOTHER AND NEVER BE THERE MOTHER....SO BEST STEP OFF

Thank You
I just wanted to take a minute out to thank all my family, friends, and fans on here for all the love and support. These past few months have been very stressful for me at work, my personal and family life. I am trying to be positive and just taking every day as it comes. To all who have stuck by me , THANK YOU! To all who don't know me I am very easy to talk to and would love to make new friends.

My Life Part One...
Before you read this, please do not let your opinions get in the way, nor do I ask for your pity, because that ship has sailed and it’s not going to change my or anyone’s past. I just read an amazing blog. Some of you know which one im talking about, most of you probably could care less, but it was an insight to a horrible time, basically a life most people could never fathom. After reading it, I ask myself, “What would you have done?” Well, I can’t answer that question, because I cannot put words to the pain, sorrow, guilt, and hatred that was brought and forced upon a family and more importantly one strong individual. I have such respect for her and will do whatever I can, to the best of my abilities, to be there for her whenever called upon. I myself have been through some extreme things in my life but they cannot and will never compare, because the deal with different people, different societies, different ways of life. It’s an action, one res

Women
I LOVE women I've never met a women I couldn't love, some I didn't like but that's another story. I've been to seventeen countries I have enjoyed meeting many people. I have been places under the worst conditions imaginable. The one thing I've noticed is it is the women who are trying to make things better. I was in Iran when it was ruled (and I use that word lightly RAPED was more like it)by the Shah the men that you saw where trying to make women back into slaves. The women were out getting food or any thing else their families needed any way they could. You have to realize that if they got caught talking to a man outside their homes the men that they were getting food for would stone them. In Chad we would go into a village and find the women in their section of the mosque, the men would be hiding, the unmarried ones would be standing in a pool of blood from having their clits cut off so they couldn't enjoy sex with us infidels. These same women would come to us begging for food (se

The Difference Between Men And Women Lol
Thank you for this Poet I LOVE IT! WOMAN'S LOVE POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S LOVE POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Return Of The Prodigal Fox
So, after I got booted off here, I decided not to come back. Well, that didnt last too long. I missed wasting my spare time on Fu, watching the retards play their games. The reasons why I considered NOT returning are: hypocritical stupid whores that smite other retards with their judgement while being in the same boat; bitches that claim that Fubar is for losers and point whores while whoring themselves out; fuckin chodes that think attempting to sound smart would score some brownie points; Soo...bein sick of pathetic creatures showering me with equally pathetic compliments, I'm not longer gonna put up any pics of myself besides the ones already on here. I just dont care that some tards think that I'm hot. To all those judgemental bitches that can't keep their vaginas in their pants while their kids are sittin hungry at home: I know everythin about you, so your judgement won't affect me in any way. I'm on here solely to keep tabs on people that shouldn't walk the earth

What
They are starting to say that marrage is outdated. What do you think I belive they are right dont you? I have already went threw that of course it was my fault not really it was both. Why do you think this happens to use funny thing I think.

With This Ring....
HOW TODAYS VOWS ARE MISUSED!!With this ring I thee wed,but then I will sleep with your friend,in our new bed.With this ring I thee wed,I will tell you that I love you,then play mind games with your head.With this ring I thee wed,I will buy you nice gifts for your birthdays,but be with her on our anniversary's instead.With this ring I the wed,I will give you a new house,then often will sleep on the couch.With this ring I thee wed,I want to spend forever with you,but I spend forever with my crew.With this ring I thee wed,I will give you a son by me,but will give a boat,to my girlfriend of age 23.With this ring I thee wed,I will tell you how alive I feel,She will tell you her soul is dead.© Copyright MadCurves

I Will Never Forget You
You must have your reasons For doing the things you do By being silent and reclusive Where I could not reach you I kept trying to keep in touch What was I supposed to do As this year was almost over I'm longing to hear from you Remembering all we shared Recollecting as I so often do Yet I wonder if you are aware How much I am missing you While I shall continue to write I keep hoping you would too But you do not need to doubt I know I will never forget you

It's Only You
You are the one I think of everyday You are the one I would run to You are the one whose arms should be holding me. You are the one who makes me cry You are the one I miss with all my heart You are the one I will always love silently from afar It's only you.

My Makes No Sence Recap Fo Anyone Who Did Understand This
hello FABA familyxoxi have cleaned things up i think a lil anywayso im making this blog to announce whats going on as of nowin here u will find hints and tipsand where to find what you need to help us be great!**requirements**R/F/A all members before youa small commitment to love the MOD each day you canread/repost all FABA bulletinsread all NEWS STASH and blogs**incentives**Nominations:THIS IS IMPORTANTmembers nominate eachother (when loved nominate the member to get nominated show love)why do this...10 of them gets you blingmost at month end gets a bonus 3 credit bling for being a great loveryou can find random nomiations to claim by showing members lotsa lovelook for them in the comments of pix or stashes as u RATE them(must reply to original random nomination comment)salute FABA for a nomination BOMB FABA's bomb album for 3 nominations rate/comment FABA's bomb album for 5 nominations FABA will nominate you for each ticker you send FABA will nominate you for each bl

Moron Of The Week Part 2
Just when you think Pittbull or w/e he calls himself today is the only form of entertainment here you get things like this in your SB or a request *LOL* So just for shits and giggles I vanity search his yahoo name and he has pages all over the globe begging for cam2cam..He is from Italy. (the shame of it) Are the women there that bad now? *shakes head* So here is this weeks moron :

Wisdom From The Tom Cat
Gentle Thoughts for Today - Birds of a feather flock together . . . .and then crap on your car.A penny saved is a government oversight.The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement .He who hesitates is probably right.Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.'If you think there is good in everybody, youHaven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.Did you ever notice: Whe

Just Sayin
so im just writing this to tell you about what this blog is about. i love lots of music and the thing that means the most to me with music are the lyrics. i love to share them with people it makes me feel like i might be helping someone. you never know if something so small can change a persons whole perspective or whatever. anyway i hope you enjoy reading the lyrics rate comment do what you do. thanks for the takin the time to read this xoxoxox kellie

Chapter 1: King’s Cross (pg-13)
Harry got off the train feeling the worst he had ever felt, even worse than when Sirius died. Ron and Hermione had let him be on the train, but now they approached him quietly. “Harry?” Hermione asked tentatively with a hand on his shoulder. “Are you going to be all right?” Harry savagely shook off her hand. “Not right now, Hermione, please. I need to sort this out myself, alone,” he said sadly. Ron angrily whirled him around. “Look at me, Harry!” Harry still looked down at his feet, refusing to meet his eyes. Ron looked at his best mate, seeing the dark circles under his eyes, the tear lines running down his face, and lifted Harry’s chin up to look him square in the eyes—eyes that were normally bright green but right now were more dull greenish-black and bloodshot. Ron made a mental note to ask Hermione and Ginny later about that, but continued. “We’re all feeling it, Harry, maybe not as much as you, bu

So Hurt.
So, my husband decides to break a mirror and attempt to slit his wrists while I'm sitting right beside him. One of the most horrific things I have ever seen, seared into my memory. I took him to the hospital and they admitted him immediately. I love him so much. But I will never forgive him for what he did to me today. The traumatic sight, attempting to pull the broken glass away, only for him to be stronger.... Why Can't I Be Okay? Happy 5 months of marriage, Ian. Yeah right.

My Feelings
I remember I been crawling till the end, I been beaten myself up What I did wrong? What did I do for you to walk out on me? Now as I stand alone frantically searching for someone, anyone to hear me. I remember when suicide eased away my pain, and sorrow falls from my eyes again. Jose Hermosillo

Polak Running The Show Lol
Day-to-day operation of the Burr Oak Cemetery has been wrested from the owners and turned over to the head of the Archdiocese of Chicago's Catholic Cemeteries. During a Wednesday hearing, Cook County Circuit Court Judge Stuart Palmer OKd the appointment of Roman Szabelski, executive director of Catholic Cemeteries, to temporarily oversee the Alsip cemetery which is now a crime scene. The move comes a week after four Burr Oak employees were arrested and accused of pocketing $300,000 by digging up old bodies, dumping them in a mass grave in the cemetery and reselling the old plots off the books. With lawsuits piling up and cemetery owner Perpetua Inc. a no-show at both the 150-acre site and in court proceedings about the management - and the alleged mismanagement - of the cemetery, the judge moved quickly to put the cemetery in receivership. Szabelski has extensive experience managing cemeteries: his agency operates 47 cemeteries in Cook and Lake counties, it handled 17,500 interment

Here I Dreamt I Was An Architect
And here I dreamt I was a soldier And I marched the streets of birkenau And I recall in spring The perfume that the air would bring To the indolent town Where the barkers call the moon down The carnival was ringing loudly now And just to lay with you There's nothing that I wouldn't do Save lay my rifle down And try one, and try two Guess it always comes down to Alright, it's okay, guess it's better to turn this way And I am nothing of a builder But here I dreamt I was an architect And I built this balustrade To keep you home, to keep you safe From the outside world But the angles and the corners Even though my work is unparalleled They never seemed to meet This structure fell about our feet And we were free to go And try one, and try two Guess it always comes down to Alright, okay, guess it's better to turn this way And here in spain I am a spaniard I will be buried with my marionettes Countess and courtesan Have fallen 'neath my tender hand When their

I Am......
im a gorgeous passionate lady.fun to be with & very bubbly,one that u can alwayz count on when u need to smile...luvs to meet new people..alwayz willing to go out for a date.i rily love barhopping & drinkin trippings that will make me really hot...... if u wish u can add me up on my yahoo messenger ashleydavis51@yahoo.com ashleydavis51@yahoo.com ashleydavis51@yahoo.com

To Whom It May Concern
Most of you probably won't care about this (no need to comment if that applies to you), but a few of you might have noticed that my nsfws recently disappeared. That is because I moved them to a second account so that they wouldn't be associated with my real name. Here's the link: http://fubar.com/user/3305949 Feel free to send an add request if you'd like. :D

My Chinese Symbol, Survey Says:
Thomas took the What Chinese Symbol Are You?? quiz and got the result: Love!!.. Love!!: You love to be loved. and you love to love people!! Your probably one of the best people to be mates with, you know what to say to put a smile on people faces!!

Round Three Latest Standings
ROUND THREE RESULTS Last Posted as of: Wednesday - 7-29-09 @ 12:35pm pst 418 Classy *** ADVANCES*** 371 Des Tin E ***ADVANCES*** 186 Sweet Southern Adicktion ***ADVANCES*** 155 Cookie Puss 105 TAGGEDBYANANGEL 111 DarlynnOne 101 Rocker~Chick 73 Lola 70 Chaley 69 Ammaliato **13 comments 69 Mollybird **11 comments

Tetris Inoculation Against Ptsd Flashbacks
Imagine an inoculation that a soldier could take within an hour or two of witnessing a particularly traumatic wartime event. If there was a drug to prevent flashbacks from occurring later on, most soldiers would probably take it. Call it an Anti-PTSD drug. But what if that drug wasn’t a drug at all, but a simple computer game you could equip every military unit with on the front lines? Yes, researchers who did an analogue study on 40 undergraduates suggest that the old computer game Tetris can actually help prevent future post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) flashbacks. Here’s their theory: Our theory is based on two key findings: 1) Cognitive science suggests that the brain has selective resources with limited capacity; 2) The neurobiology of memory suggests a 6-hr window to disrupt memory consolidation. The rationale for a ‘cognitive vaccine’ approach is as follows: Trauma flashbacks are sensory-perceptual, visuo-spatial mental images. Visuo-spatial c

You Were Once
YOU WERE ONCE I once loved you so much And for so long. Why did you leave When I did nothing wrong? Your smile was once the sun On a dark, rainy day. It would clear up the sky And keep it from being gray. Your eyes were once the shine Of the world's glowing light. Or were they the twinkling stars That once filled the night? Your hands once had power To give me the softest touch. They'd always give me a slight tingle, Which is why I loved them so much. Your hugs were once the medicine That'd change a frown to cheer. A shiver would run through my body Every time I feel your love near. Your kisses were once the wind, They were fresh and breezy against my face. They were gentle, so gentle, It's something no one will replace. But, now you like someone else, And it's driving me insane. Although it's over for us, The love we had still remains. And so I tell myself... Never again will I cry. You were once everything to me, That I can't deny. But I couldn't keep my promise And brok

You Are The One For Me
You Are The One For Me Your the one for me In my heart I feel like we were meant to be No one has ever made me feel the way I do But thats was way before I met you I've never fallen in love so fast I just hope this feeling will last Your the one I've been searching for my whole life And one of these years I wish to be your wife I hope you feel the way I feel Because all of this just seems to wonderful to be real.

If You Want To Be A Daddy's Girl
If you would like to become a Daddy's Girl check out the folder and make a pick like the outher girls and get creative and then you will need to put Daddy's Girl behind your name(if you do a nsfw one ill need two salutes i want a sfw one so every body can see you)nsfw's welcome not a have to.

A God Given Friend
BEFORE I MET YOU I WAS ALL ALONE, GOD SENT YOU TO ME AND GAVE US A HOME. MY EYES WERE SHUT AND I COULDN'T SEE, THERE SITTING AT A TABLE WAS A FRIEND FOR ME. YOU HAVE A TOUCH THAT IS EVER SO GENTLE, THEIR IS NO OBSTACLE YOU AND I CAN'T HANDLE. YOU HAVE BEEN MY STRENGTH THAT HELPS ME THROUGH, MY LIFE HAS CHANGED BECAUSE OF YOU. THIS WORLD IS FULL OF ALL KIND OF SURPRISES, IT'S NOT GUARENTEED WE WILL BE HERE TOMORROW, ONE DAY YOU WAKE UP AND IT'S FULL OF SORROW. PEOPLE WILL SOMETIMES LET YOU DOWN, BUT YOU CAN'T CHANGE THEIR HEARTS THAT GAVE YOU A FROWN. I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART, GOT GAVE ME A TRUE FRIEND THAT HAS BEEN THERE FOR ME FROM THE START. I WILL ALWAYS BE A PHONE CALL AWAY, WHENEVER YOU NEED ME ANY NIGHT OR DAY. SO IT'S OK TO UNLOCK THOSE CHAINS WITHIN, BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER HURT MY GOD GIVEN FRIEND. WRITTEN BY: GENA BRISTO

Postage Stamp Malfunction
Postage stamp malfunction The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

Our Oil....
OIL The U. S. Geological Service issued a report in April ('08) that only scientists and oil men knew was coming, but man was it big. It was a revised report ( hadn't been updated since '95) on how much oil was in this area of the western 2/3 of North Dakota ; western South Dakota ; and extreme eastern Montana... check THIS out:The Bakken is the largest domestic oil discovery since Alaska 's Prudhoe Bay, and has the potential to eliminate all American dependence on foreign oil. The Energy Information Administration (EIA) estimates it at 503 billion barrels. Even if just 10% of the oil is recoverable... at $107 a barrel, we're looking at a resource base worth more than $5.3 trillion.'When I first briefed legislators on this, you could practically see their jaws hit the floor. They had no idea.' says Terry John son, the Montana Legislature's financial analyst.'This sizable find is now the highest-producing onshore oil field found in the past 56 years.' reports, The Pittsburgh Post Gaze

Proof Reading Is An Art
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No crap, really? Ya think?

Tnt
As many of you already know I enjoy running marathons. This December 13th I will be running another marathon and as part of this goal I will be raising money for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. If everyone contributes even a small amount, it will help stop leukemia, lymphoma, Hodgkin lymphoma and myeloma from taking more lives. Please visit my page and do what you can to help this great cause. http://pages.teamintraining.org/mn/honolulu09/towata

Family Bombers
I will be the first to admit I ask to be bombed on a regular basis and I never once bought a cherry bomb to return the favor. I thank those who has bombed me without asking anything in return (THANK YOU VERY MUCH) I rate photos on a regular basis using up the max rates that my level offers. I try to rate people who takes care of me but it doesn't always workout like that. I like to be bombed and so I rate bombers profiles and photos alot when the bombing starts. it may sound kiss-ass to some and maybe rightly so but in this "Game" you have to kiss a little ass to get ahead. I'm no writer nor am i a poet but I am a rater have no other choice but to do so. If I rate you It's cause of two things, one is cause your cherry bombs are activated and the other is cause you ask me to. It's not that hard to see why bombers bomb other bombers but those who take the time to bomb us raters I want to personally thank you for all of us who are trying to get to your level..

San Francisco Busts On Marijuana
http://www.kron.com/News/ArticleView/tabid... "SAN FRANCISCO (BCN) – On Wednesday, San Francisco police continued a series of busts targeting large marijuana-growing operations in the Sunset District, raiding two homes, arresting three people and seizing 1,000 plants, handguns and an assault rifle. At about 3:30 p.m., officers from the Taraval station raided a home in the 100 block of St. Charles Avenue, located in the Merced Extension Triangle neighborhood, police Capt. Paul Chignell said. Police had obtained a search warrant based on complaints from neighbors and other evidence of a marijuana-growing operation. Chignell said about 1,000 plants were confiscated along with other items inside the home, as well as evidence electricity had been stolen to power the operation. The find then led officers to another home in the 2400 block of 17th Avenue, where a fully automatic assault rifle, three handguns, ammunition and ammunition clips were discovered, Chignell said.

Some Things Are So Random.
I just got a call from a woman I work with telling me that a guy we use to work with died this morning. His father called where we work to tell us. He was only 35. From what I was told he died of natural causes...can that really happen? When I think of someone dying from natural causes I think of someone being really old and them dying in their sleep. Maybe that's just some stupid thing I've been thinking. At any rate..it's just sad and it makes me feel like shit. The last thing he said "to" me was a voicemail. He was complaining that I never call him and how he thought we were friends. Then he called me "baby". I really should have called him back.....he was a really nice guy. and no, I wouldn't have dated him, but I could have been a better friend.

Arms Of An Angel
For Mark..... R. I. P Spend all your time waiting for that second chance For the break that will make it ok There's always some reason to feel not good enough And it's hard at the end of the day I need some distraction oh beautiful release Memories seep from my veins They may be empty and weightless and maybe I'll find some peace tonight In the arms of an Angel fly away from here From this dark, cold hotel room, and the endlessness that you fear You are pulled from the wreckage of your silent reverie You're in the arms of an Angel; may you find some comfort here So tired of the straight line, and everywhere you turn There's vultures and thieves at your back The storm keeps on twisting, you keep on building the lies That you make up for all that you lack It don't make no difference, escaping one last time It's easier to believe In this sweet madness, oh this glorious sadness That brings me to my knees In the arms of an Angel far away from

Just Stuff
Lil man had his kindergarten placement test today..he KICKED ass! I am so proud of him! Still tryin to get into the specialist...gettin sick of this shit tryin to figure out what to do for my birthday..I wanna just run away at this point...some decisions in life..ya find you kick yourself for..smarter does not always mean better and time must reallybe the only thing that heals some wounds *end rant*

Viagra Ice Cream Anyone?
http://www.thelondonpaper.com/going-out/ba... Forget traditional vanilla. Londoners will be able to treat themselves to a new “vice cream” in autumn when pop-up ice cream boutique, The Icreamists opens in Selfridges . Entitled The Sex Pistol, this bespoke creation is served as an ice cream cocktail and is packed with libido-boosting ingredients such as ginkgo, biloba, arginine and guarana. It’s served with a shot of the highly intoxicating La Fee Absinthe and is guaranteed to get your blood pumping. Customers are limited to one serving per person. Matt O’Connor, founder of The Icecreamists, says: “This is the perfect après shopping treat. Just one Sex Pistol will leave you feeling energised and confident – but please, don’t pester the staff!” The Sex Pistol costs £11.99 and is available to customers aged 18 and over. From 10 September, Selfridges shoppers will be able to indulge in more guilty pleasures when The Icecream

Why I Had To Change Hotels
Last week I checked into my hotel in Atlanta and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture! I figured, what the heck, give her a call. 'Hello,' the woman says.......... God, she sounded sexy. Afraid I would los

Mark Twain
"The government is merely a servant -- merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a patriot and who isn't. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them..." -- Mark Twain

Still Wishing
I wished on my star again tonight.The same wish every time.It has yet to come true.But I still keep wishing.I have worked all my life to be different.Different from all the rest.Yet all you want is the same.The same games.The same misery you claim to despise.I can show you a new way.A happier way.All you have to do is be brave enough to hold my hand.I've been reaching out for so long.My arm grows weary.Save me?

♥this Is Kinda Gay Lol♥
If you have found a smile that is the sweetest one you've known... If you have heard, within a voice, the echoes of your own... If you have felt a touch that stirs the longings of your heart... And still can feel that closeness in the moments you're apart... If you have filled with wonder at the way two lives can blend... To weave a perfect pattern that is seamless, end to end... If you believe some things in life are simply meant to be... Then you have found your soulmate... Your hearts own destiny.

More Monster Then Human
A little less human The silent scorn that slowly kills me is making me a little less human, and the truth that taunts me that no one wants me. These scars of sorrow are deafening and no one hears me. Jose Hermosillo

Driving Flash
A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash. Astounded that he had been caught speeding when he was doing the speed limit, he turned around and, going even slower, he passed by the camera. Again, he saw it flash. He couldn't believe it, so he turned and, going a snail's pace, he passed the camera. Again, he saw the camera flash. He guessed it must have a fault, and home he went. Four weeks later he received three traffic fines in the mail, all for not wearing a seatbelt.

What Inspires You?
“It is never about how good your voice is; it is only about feeling the urge to sing, and then having the courage to do it with the voice you are given.” -- Katie in ‘True to Form’ by Elizabeth Berg How often have you allowed fear and your inner critic to stop you from doing something you were inspired to do? Helen Keller said, "Life is either a grand adventure or nothing.” When we allow fear and criticism to stop us in our tracks, we give up that grand adventure. What a waste! “Be an all-out, not a hold-out.” -- Norman Vincent Peale

Promises Made
Yesterday's goals, dim memories. Dark saddened eyes, blurring with tears. Painful scars borne; Love's history. Futures crumble when doubt appears. No brightly lit hope envisioned, When following after harsh words. Hurt soul splits in twain, partitioned. Swooned by appeal - when numbness lured. Apologies made, never bought. Price paid turned out far too costly. Though never known what would be wrought - Must walk into the night softly. One wish, only to be released. Granted - now receive this token. Words written in rhyme, love's deceased. When promises made . . . were broken.

Party Must Haves
When you are hosting a party, wedding or showers we all know that you would probably have food and beverages of some sort, depending on the type of party. You may have some decorations and music to go along with the theme of your event! However many people tend to forget a must have for a party: party favors. While you invite your guest to come over and enjoy what you have prepared it is proper etiquette to have a "thank you" gift for your guest. Your guest will very appreciative of your special gift, luckily you don't have to go all over the world to search for the perfect favors. You can just head to Party City and find all sorts of neat favors that both you and guest will love!

Senator Edward Kennedy
BOSTON (Reuters) – U.S. Senator Edward Kennedy, a towering figure in the Democratic Party who took the helm of one of America's most fabled political families after two older brothers were assassinated, died at age 77, his family said. "Edward M. Kennedy, the husband, father, grandfather, brother and uncle we loved so deeply, died late Tuesday night at home in Hyannis Port (Massachusetts)," the Kennedy family said in a statement early on Wednesday. One of the most influential and longest-serving senators in U.S. history -- a liberal standard-bearer who was also known as a consummate congressional dealmaker -- Kennedy had been battling brain cancer, which was diagnosed in May 2008. His death marked the twilight of a political dynasty and dealt a blow to Democrats as they seek to answer President Barack Obama's call for an overhaul of the healthcare system. Kennedy was a longtime advocate of healthcare reform, a signature issue of Obama's presidency. Obama said on Wednesday he

Please Don’t Smoke The Walls
http://www.inquisitr.com/34563/please-dont... It is absolutely amazing the diversity of materials we are using these days as building materials for our homes and business. As we move further into a world looking for sustainability and ways not to damage the environment around us the ideas are coming hot and heavy about even newer materials. Considering that in the US buildings account for thirty-eight percent of the CO2 emissions the demand for carbon neutral and/or zero footprint building the demand for building materials to meet these needs will only increase. One new (to the United States) material that is getting a lot of attention is from a UK-based business, Lhoist Group, and their Tradical® Hemcrete® concrete substitute. This a product made from mixing hemp, lime and water and is 7x as strong as normal concrete as well as being carbon negative.

Another Song
You’ll Never.. You’re not worth my time, you’ll never be mine, and I don’t know why I never saw that coming. You can’t deal with your problems so once your feet hit the ground you start running. But you can’t run forever, so I can’t understand why you’d run from me, you should really save your energy to stand and fight, you know I’m right, but you’ll never give that to me. You’re afraid to look into my big brown eyes, because your blue ones tell nothing but lies, I know you can feel what I’m saying. Just look inside yourself, and think about these words, and you’ll see your mind is worth changing. You can’t run forever, I thought you knew better, and now your life needs some re-arranging. Tell me why it is, that my heart races whenever you’re around, or why I feel sick to my stomach when you’re gone. I know it’s no good for me, and I’m wrong, that’s why I&

10 Things I Hate About U
I hate the way you talk to meAnd the way you cut your hairI hate the way you drive my carI hate it when you stareI hate your big dumb combat bootsAnd the way you read my mindI hate you so much it makes me sickIt even makes me rhymeI hate the way you're always rightI hate it when you lieI hate it when you make me laughEven worse when you make me cryI hate it when you're not aroundAnd the fact that you didn't callBut mostly, I hate the way I don't hate youNot even close Not even a little bit Not even at all

Rip? Apparently Not.
CHICAGO - Civil cases involving a historic black cemetery where former employees are accused of digging up graves to resell plots are due back in court. A judge had been expected to rule Tuesday on whether to give a court-appointed receiver the money he said was needed to reopen the shuttered cemetery. But a bankruptcy filing last week by the graveyard's owner has complicated matters. The filing means that the receiver no longer runs Burr Oak, and operations have reverted back to the owner, Perpetua Burr-Oak Holdings of Illinois LLC. That move has angered many who have relatives buried there. Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan has asked a bankruptcy judge to appoint a trustee to oversee the cemetery. Burr Oak has been closed since July.

Smart Questions To Keep Handy
“Quality questions create a quality life. Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, they get better answers.” -- Anthony Robbins Let’s consider some questions that are truly empowering: - Is there a message for me in this experience? - What’s the gift in this situation? - What can I learn from this? - What’s the most loving thing I could do now? - What’s the most important thing for me to focus on now? - What would I do if I knew I could not fail? - What would I do if there were nothing to fear?

Fu-fell In Love
with a girl. met...connected...continued. then...when who i was online and in real life was realized being for real haha...she let me know. i was a good idea...a nice novelty. her words i believed to be true about not caring that i wasnt some professional and status and wealth didnt mean a thing to her. then...oh lordy. after a bit i reacted to her "concern" about my emotional intensity and her asking me to tone it down. because i give a shit? i dont beat women? i dont tell them what to do? treating women as equals is a concern? no...i realized by what she said that in the long run i was going to get a free ride from being with her. haha. and im not at the same level as her...when she herself doesnt have a thing happening but professing she has it together. and im wrong because i loved her and i was hurt by being told to change especially by a person who said they would never try to change me. wanting me for me and thats it. i didnt make it up. its not some twisted rea

Chapter 8 The Interrogation
The interrogation I sat outside Bella’s house, waiting for her. Finally she came out; she saw me leaning against my car and waved excitedly. I got out and walked around the car to open the door for her. “Good morning,” I said with a smile, as she got into the car. I had wondered all night if the events of last night had sunk in yet. “I brought the jacket for you. I don’t want you getting sick or anything” I said to her smiling. “I’m not quite that delicate,” she said, but she pulled the jacket onto her lap, and pushed her arms into the too long sleeves. “Aren’t you?” I said with contradiction in my voice. We drove through the fog induced streets, heading towards the school. “What no twenty questions today?” I quipped. “Do my questions bother you?” she asked relieved that the silence was broken. “Not as much as your reactions do.” I replied jokingly. She f

I Need Rates On This Pic Plz For Contest
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1364907&albumid=1860512&i=1442245908&idx=15 i need 2000 votes on that one pic plz-- comment if you have time im a day late getting in so plz help me make up the difference- thank you all HUGZ

Not Always Right | And They Say Time Travel Is Impossible
Customer: ”How much longer is your department open today?” Me: “Two hours.” Customer: “Oh… uhm, you on Mountain Time, then?” Me: “No, we’re on Pacific.” Customer: “I’m in Mountain time, so in reality, you’re only there another hour.” Me: “Sir, seriously, we’re here another two hours regardless of what time zone you’re in.”

Not Always Right | Head Explodes In 5, 4, 3, 2...
Me: “Thank you for choosing ***, how may I help you?” Customer: “Yes, I would like the patty melt meal.” Me: “Okay, would you like the single or double meat?” Customer: “I just want it the way it comes.” Me: “Well, we have it in a single and a double meat.” Customer: “I JUST WANT IT THE WAY IT COMES!” (I didn’t want to piss her off anymore, so I just rang up the double meat. She eventually pulls to the first window.) Customer: “EXCUSE ME SIR! Why weren’t you listening?” Me: “I was, ma’am.” Customer: “NO YOU WEREN’T! I HAD TO TELL YOU 3 TIMES!” Me: “Ma’am, we have a double meat or a single meat of the burger. You wouldn’t answer my question.” Customer: “I JUST WANT IT THE WAY IT COMES!” (At this point, I’m just like screw it and I apologized and gave her the change.) Me: “Have a good–”

Post If Ur Not Scared
POST THiS iF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU 0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!? 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as hell! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = Pretty damn sexy! 7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you my man/girl. 9 = Just a friend. 10 = Sexiest person I know! 11 = Fuckin amazin 12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times. 13 = i wanna fuck u 14.= Let's get married

Not Always Right | Four Legged Friends With Their Two Legged Twits
(A customer comes into our pet store during the winter.) Customer: “When they salt the streets, it burns my dog’s paws.” Me: “Well, we have shoes for your dog right over here.” (I show her the different sets of shoes we have available.) Customer: “Wait, why are there four shoes?”

Not Always Right | Stupidity Is The Mother Of Repetition Part 3
Me: “Hi, what can I get you?” Customer: “I want the chocolate ice cream.” Me: “Okay, sir. What size would you like?” Customer: “I want the size that fits in the waffle cone.” Me: “All of our sizes will fit in the waffles.” Customer: “Oh. Okay.” Me: “What size would you like?” Customer: “The one that comes in a waffle cone.” Me: “We can put any of the sizes in the waffles.” Customer: (Pause.) “Will the small fit in the waffle cone?” Me: “Yes, sir.” Customer: “What about the medium?” Me: “Yes.” Customer: “And the large?” Me: “Yup.” Customer: (Longer pause.) “So, if I get the medium, can you put it in a waffle cone?”

Not Always Right | Life's A Beach
(Note: I work as a lifeguard at a beach.) Beachgoer: “Excuse me!” Me: “Hello, ma’am. How can I help you?” Beachgoer: “I just got cut by a rock in the beach.” Me: “Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. Would you like to make a trip to first aid?” Beachgoer: “No, I would like to complain.” Me: “About what?” Beachgoer: “You work at the beach, right? You should make sure the sea is safe enough to swim in!” Me: “I’m sorry, but I don’t actually–” Beachgoer: “Nonsense! You should make sure there are no rocks! I want to talk to your manager!” (I call up my supervisor.) Supervisor: “Yes, what seems to be the problem?” Beachgoer: “I want to complain about your staff.” Supervisor: “Yes, what did they do?” Beachgoer: “She told me she can’t clean the sea of rocks. What if I get another injury?” Superviso

Omg My "first" Blog
not really sure what to say or do. drill won't be my friend or talk to me anymore. something happened and I wanna talk about things. there have been a few friends I've asked help from to make things better and here I type whining about how he's still ignoring me. there's more but I guess I'm done for now

[i Stepped Out Not Down.]
That's right kids, I once again abused the only system I have for time off.All the way dressed, sneezing, wheezing, and squeezing and just didn't have it in me... called in sick. It's not that I'm not grateful, this really is the best job I've ever had, but something about it isn't really working out must be that whole... showing up thingthat whole ***- ... almost said her name.must be that whole sociophobic agorophobic... thing The real problem may really be that I'm not testing icecream right now though. I'm at that weird corporate blur again where I'm so glad to be paying my bills that I'm not taking any steps forward, and taking steps forward would in fact be premature seeing as how... I've only been here three months. That's time enough to know that I'm not making enough money, and that I'm still not happy in this town, this lifestyle, or this singularity. But I'm not listening to my favorite music, just the kind I can get away withand having been a kid that gets ear infec

Hello And Introduction
I will be rather honest I am not sure how many post will make it into this Blog, but, I will try to give a fair account of my Play Times. I guess the correct place to start is with the basics. I am a Dominant Married White Man. I live with my wife/gurl in central N.J. USA. Before living here I lived in the south west with my wife/gurl and live in boi. We had a workable 3 some though he was gay and had no interest in woman. I am a middle of the road Bisexual -this means I need both male and female in my play life, in the bedroom, and in my heart. When we moved back to NJ my live in boi decided to stay with his family in the Midwest! I have 18+ years as a Mast and a Daddy, I prefer Daddy over any other honorific. I have experience with the entire spectrum of BDSM, and am able to play with most people at most levels from vanilla, to new bie, to old guard, to edge players. I am very much into helping people who want to explore themselves, their fantasies, their fetishe

Days Of Longing
A rushed phone call,A smile from a photo taken far away.The knowledge that the one you love,Loves you equally.These, that germinate the seeds of longing,A longing immense…never before felt.One that pulls at the heart without remorse.Yet from the pain instilled,Infinite pleasures are born. The thought of once again, Holding you in my now empty arms.Memories of the sweet tasteOf your warm lips on mine.Remembering the scent of a far off love…Anticipation of the moment our bodies will touch,Entwined in a timeless moment of passion.These somehow subdue the longing…Allowing the heart to continue its beat,For the days of longing now grow short

My Youngest Son Gideon
My youngest son Gideon, has autisum, but you would never know it sometimes. It frustrates me when I have to keep reminding his dad, and his older brother who btw is like 27, that gideon does not act 18 years of age but perhaps 15. Gideon is into his games on the pc and his play station, and that is okay by me. But when he gets something stuck in his mind, its hard to reason with him and explain the reasons I refuse to let him do that . Example: He wanted the dentist to make him some vampire teeth, which btw is very expensive. I said why? His responds what , "Just to fit in at school", and so they wont think Im stupid! I just said, you dont need to be a clone of someone elses style, but develop your own. Besides if you lose one your out all that money. Hes a blonde and he wants his hair black, well his older bro is pitchin a fit over it thinking Gideon wants to copy his gothic ways. Its bad enough that Gideon is getting a tattoo, that his bro thinks hes copying him ther

Introspection
She lies there,purposefully twirling a lock of velvet sea,Black as night.Black as night,yet pure in comparison to the blackest recesses of her heart.I know her name,but she’s hoping i won’t remember it,and i can’t decide what’s more enticing…The finesse of perfectly sculpted black curls…Or the silent invisible tears,stinging her cheeks,playing on her eyelashes,and burning rivers in my heart.

My Suburbia
A blue tiger in a cage,been harnessed for his rage,a rattle on the floor at five to six.Fevered howling from afar,tyres screeching – death by car.A finger on the dead still beat of night.To let the beast run rife,with her little switchblade knife,then pass out at the door upon the mat.Raise your glasses by daylight,live in fear not by flight,Get out, this is my suburbia.

Why Me ?
AS I SIT HERE ALONE AND PONDER ALL THAT I HAVE LOST,I CANT HELP BUT REALIZE THAT...HAD THINGS GONE DIFFERENTLY,I WOULD NOT BE WHERE IM AT TODAY!THE WOMAN I LOVED WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING IS GONE! AND MY HEART HURTS SO MUCH THAT SO DOES MY BODY AN SOUL! I TRULY LOVED THIS WOMAN AS I HAVE NEVER LOVED ANY ANOTHER! SHE WAS MY YING I HER YANG.WE HELPED EACH OTHER TO THE UNDERSTANDING OF TRUE LOVE! WHEN WE MADE LOVE ( I MEAN REAL HONEST TO GOODNESS HEARTFELT LOVE!) IT WAS AS IF OUR PASSION STOPPED TIME ITSELF,TO SAVOR THOSE MOMENTS IN OUR LIVES, MAKING THEM SEEM ENDLESS! I KNOW I WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE THAT AGAIN! AND THAT IS A PAIN ALL IN ITSELF.I GAVE WHOLLY OF HEART AND SOUL, WHEN WITH. NOW THERE IS A VOID THAT CANT BE FILLED! TO ANY WHO READ THIS ,... I APOLOGIZE , TO SOME I MUST SOUND PATHETIC! BUT TO KNOW US AND TO KNOW OF THE LOVE WE SHARED , ONLY TO HAVE IT TAKEN AWAY THE WAY IT WAS, WOULD WEAKEN THE STRONGEST HEART! OUR LOVE WAS OUR OWN FAIRYTALE COME TO LIFE . AND TO THOSE WH

Happiness
Thats where I wanta be. Theres nothing like happiness. I'm to real and got much love in my heart. but it seems like it hard to find sometimes. its all good theres nothing I cant handle. Time to get down, and high. IM HAPPY NOW!!!

Never Knew Its Still There
So much has changed since the last time I've come here. So many new gizmo's to check out in my free time. Believe it or not, being an artist is time consuming, and though I love to be artsy, Im looking forward to finding real good paying work. I found my dad in June or this year, it's been 10-12 years since I had last seen or talked to him. We lost each other, and in some kind of miracle or cowinky-dink, we found each other once again. I never knew how much like him I really am. And its awesome. Ill be moving up to Pennsylvania this month! Yay! My son is almost 2. I cant believe how fast he's growing up! But thats so creepy is he reminds me most of someone he's never met, and not related too. Is that suppose to happen? I remember the days when he couldnt walk, and rubber duckies re the highlight of his day, but now...its CARS! "At two?" I think. I thought cars weren't supposed to be a big deal until a few years before he was able to drive. But no! He must have them all of them, he mus

I Won't Name Drop. Sorry.
I suppose given the shitty mood I've been in the last week and now having a sore throat and no voice led to my irritation to bitch. First off, idk how many other peoplew atch the little blue news tickers that scroll. Some are quite interesting, some stupid, and some amusing. One caught my eye about the flu though. All I can say is "DUH!" Some people are fucking retarded. Where has common sense in this world gone? Seriously? Where has THINKING FOR YOURSELF gone? Just because the government, or a doctor says its ok, or says this is what has to be done, do you really trust them 100%? NO. You should NEVER trust 100%. Ever. Take time to read. Take time to investigate. Take time to get more opinions and seek other options. Just because they government or healthy agencies say one thing, doesn't mean they're right despite what most ignorant people think. Below is the aritcle that I found rather interesting, but I like to read. Most don't so I'm sure not too many will seek to read it. I haven'

Sex Pistols Lyrics "liar"
Lie lie lie lie liar you lie lie lie lie Tell me why tell me why Why d'you have to lie Should've realised that you Should've told the truth Should've realised You know what I'll do You're in suspension You're a liar Now I wanna know Now I wanna know Why you never look me in the face Broke a confidence just to please your ego Should've realised You know what I know You're in suspension You're a liar I know where you go everybody you know I know everything that you do or say So when you tell lies I'll always be in your way I'm nobody's fool and I know all 'Cos I know what I know You're in suspension You're a liar You're a liar You're a liar Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie Lie lie lie lie liar you lie lie lie lie I think you're funny, you're funny ha ha I don't need it don't need your blah blah Should've realised I know what you are You're in suspension You're in suspension You're in suspension You're a liar You're a liar You're a liar Lie lie

♥why He's Not Introducing You To His Parents...♥
When we were younger, meeting the parents was a prerequisite to dating; if a guy did not come to the door to pick me up, he was forever banished into the "Not a Nice Boy" category by Mom and Dad. That came in addition to him tagging along to Family Movie Night, and having to leave my bedroom door open when we were hanging out. Now, meeting the parents means one thing, and one thing only: you either are in, or are on your way to, a serious relationship. But what happens if you've been together months, practically live together, yet you have yet to even glimpse his childhood home? Here are a few possibilities before you decide to call it quits: His parents are crazy Generally we grow out of the whole "my parents embarrass me" thing when we're 16, but it's possible there's something about his that still make him blush. Maybe they're super religious, and meeting you will basically cement his future to premarital maybe-bliss with you. It could really have nothing to do with you, but r

Your Touch (nsfw)
DELIGHTFUL SHIVERS SO INTENSE MY BODY CONVULSES WITH PLEASURE, A FIRE YOU BUILD HIGHER WITH EVERY STROKE OF YOUR HAND AND EVERY WORD FROM YOUR LIPS, TAKING ME BEYOND MY OWN CONTROL BUT KEPT WITHIN THE REALM OF YOURS, YOU HAVE BECOME MY MASTER AND I YOUR SLAVE, AND I WELCOME YOU,I NEED YOU, YOU HAVE OPENED ME TO NEW WANTS AND HEIGHTENED DESIRES, AND I AM NO LONGER MY OWN, BUT A SERVANT TO YOUR NEEDS, I DO THIS FREELY FOR ONLY YOU CAN GIVE THIS PLEASURE I NOW CRAVE, THE VIOLENT THRUST'S REMIND ME I AM YOURS, THE INTENSITY OF LUST SO EXTREME, I BEG FOR RELEASE, ONLY TO BE DENIED AS YOU TAKE ME EVEN HIGHER, BLIND FOLDED AND ENTRANCED, MY PASSION SURGES BEYOND, AND I AM TAKEN TO A FIERY EDGE OF AROUSAL, AS MY PASSION IS RELEASED IN A RAGING CONVULSION , AND MY ESSENCE LIES IN A POOL OF STEAMY HOTNESS BETWEEN MY LEGS, I FLOAT IN THIS PLACE WITH YOU AND I AM SPENT, A CONTENTED PLACE OF COMPLETENESS, AND A JOY THAT LIVED ONLY IN DREAMS,

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Always Remember To Brush Your Teeth After Smoking Crack
I seen this and had to share it - enjoy! ROTFL! Always remember to brush your teeth after smoking crack Choder I stayed at work late yesterday to finish up a few projects. The newest new girl asked why I always wear headphones. At first I played nice and told her I stream Sirius and some of the comedy stuff is NSFW, but then she said she thought it was because of people yelling across the office. The office manager came out, and I made a comment about how a lot of it was to tune out the ol’ stink behind me, and everyone had a chuckle and agreed she’s way too loud. On my way out, I noticed she made some additions to her pantry, most notably a toothbrush, and an aquarium-patterned dixie cup sealed with packing tape. I didn’t have time to investigate then, but since I knew I’d be in before her today, I ninja-pic’d some evidence. And listen, I know some people are weird and brush their teeth at work. That doesn’t make it normal. And

Nobody Knows
"Nobody Knows" Nobody knows Nobody knows but me That I sometimes cry If I could pretend that I'm asleep When my tears start to fall I peek out from behind these walls I think nobody knows Nobody knows no Nobody likes Nobody likes to lose their inner voice The one I used to hear before my life Made a choice But I think nobody knows No no Nobody knows No Baby Oh the secret's safe with me There's nowhere else in the world that I could ever be And baby don't it feel like I'm all alone Who's gonna be there after the last angel has flown And I've lost my way back home I think nobody knows no I said nobody knows Nobody cares It's win or lose not how you play the game And the road to darkness has a way Of always knowing my name But I think nobody knows No no Nobody knows no no no no Baby Oh the secret's safe with me There's nowhere else in the world that I could ever be And baby don't it feel like I'm all alone Who's gonna be there after the last angel has flown And I've lost my way back

I Need To Go To The Bathroom
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked one of her students the following question:"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.""That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?""I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'"The teacher fainted...

Not Always Right | The Imperial Left Or The Metric Left
Guest: “How do you get to a cash machine??” Me: “You exit the hotel, turn left, and then–” Guest: “Turn left?” Me: “Yes, left.” Guest: “Left?” Me: “Yes, left.” *pointing with my hand* Guest: *confused* “Left…right…” Me: “Left in England is the same as left in America.” Guest: “Oh, okay! I get it!”

Not Always Right | It Was All A Blur
Insurance | Portland, OR, USA Me: “Alright, ma'am, have had any accidents or violations in the last three years?” Customer: “I don’t know.” Me: “Well, do you remember getting pulled over for any reason?” Customer: “I already told you, I don’t know. Now, how much is the insurance?” Me: “I’m sorry, ma'am, but before I could know what the rate is, I have to know what your driving history is.” Customer: “What does it matter? Just throw on a speeding ticket or two and call it a day!” Me: “Okay. I can do that, but just keep in mind that the quote is only based on the information you provide. If your motor vehicle record comes back different, that could drastically affect the rate.” Customer: “Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it?” Me: “It comes out to $106 a month.” Customer: “Fine! I’ll take it.” (I then go to run the reports since she is ready

Not Always Right | Bitter Racism, Please Meet Sweet Irony
Gas Station | Louisiana, USA *Customers runs in frantically* Customer: “How much is y’all’s gas?” Me: “It’s posted outside, $2.78 a gallon.” Customer: “DAMN SAND NI**ERS ALWAYS HIKING UP GAS! I’M GOING DOWN THE STREET!” *returns 10 minutes later* Customer: “Let me get 10 on pump 3.”

Not Always Right | Living On The Edge
Ice Cream Shop | New York, NY, USA (At an ice cream shop) Me: “Would you like any mix-ins with that?” Older woman: “Yes, I would like almonds. But not too many, because I’m allergic, and if I have too many I will die.” Me: “…”

Not Always Right | It Runs In The Family
Fast Food | California, USA (A little kid comes running up to counter and points at our menu board above my head.) Kid: “I want that one!” Me: “The taco or the burrito, honey?” Kid’s mother: “Don’t point! That’s rude. You have to tell her what you want.” Kid: “I want the taco.” Me, turning to the mother: “Ok. What can I get for you?” Kid’s mother: *points* “I want that one.”

Senses Of Confusion - 2/5/09
SENSES OF CONFUSION The acrid smell of bitterness Permeates the pores and spills out into the unchecked nothingness Of the unchecked imagination that turns out to be blindingly real Welcome to the farce of a vicious reincarnation The mirage of this life bleeds tears of recognition Knowing all the while that those bold steps never touched the ground Keep nailing in that smile, clumsily hovering over the incessant chatter The ears you longed to capture never heard a sound Yet even as the buds taste the death of hope, the precious tool of the masquerade knows it will release the sweet rapture of believing that tomorrow will offer another parade of opportunities To see, touch, taste, smell and hear But the end of the charade is always near

Hymn Of The Broken
We the lost children of eve Are born into this world longing to be loved. Reaching out the very second we are born. Hoping... Waiting... Wanting... Just to be held... But when our bodies age... We become less desirable... We start to seek out the one who will compleate us... Reaching out, We find so many posibilities... But many just lead to dead ends.

Trivia And Auction This Weekend
BIG BEAUTIFUL FALLEN ANGELS LOUNGE IS HOSTING OUR VERY FIRST TRIVIA NITE AND LIVE AUCTION! THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BEAT OUR FAMILY OF EXPERTS? WANT TO WAGER SOME BUX AND BLING AS PRIZES? TRIVIA BEGINS AT 9PM FUTIME FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 6TH, 2009 BLING AND BUX PRIZES ALL TOPICS ALL AREAS OF DISCUSSION! THEN ON SAT WE ARE HOSTING OUR VERY FIRST LIVE AUCTION! AUCTION STARTS AT 2PM FU TIME! LOTS OF SEXY MEMBERS LOTS OF HOT OFFERS.

Not Always Right | Oh, How The Truth Doeth Sting
Bookstore | Toronto, ON, USA (As a result of the US/Canadian currency parity, a lot of customers have been angry that they have to pay the Canadian price instead of the cheaper US price.) Customer: “Which price do I have to pay: the American or Canadian?” Coworker: “I’m afraid you have to pay the Canadian price.” Customer: *angrily* “Why?” Coworker: “Quite simply, we buy from Canadian publishers with Canadian money. Also, that book was bought before the price parity, therefore, to sell at the American price would mean that we would not be making any money.” Customer: “Well, I want you to explain to my 7 year old daughter why she’s not getting this book for Christmas.” Me: “…because her dad is a cheapskate?”

Not Always Right | Calling Her Bluff
Video Rental | Maryville, MO, USA Customer: “Yeah, this movie didn’t play right. It keeps skipping. I want a different one.” Me: “Okay, if you want to go grab another copy off the shelves I’ll get this checked in.” (I scan the movie and it is three days late.) Me: “Ma’am, this movie is three days late.” Customer: “So?” Me: “So…I’ll have to charge you full price to rent another movie, and you’ll need to pay the late fee.” Customer: “THE MOVIE DIDN’T WORK. I SHOULD GET ANOTHER ONE FREE!” Me: “Well, it was a three day rental, and you could have brought it in anytime in those three days and we would have been happy to exchange it free of charge. However since it’s late, I can’t do that.” Customer: “THIS IS F**KING BULLS**T! LET ME TALK TO YOUR MANAGER!” Me: “I am the manager, ma’am.” Customer: “F**KING RI

Days Go By
Days go by and seem to change every second. Each second being more precious than the first one. Friends come, then they go...someone says I love you, then they have found another. Life has it's turns to where you barely can see...even in the brightest light. Sometimes, you question where to go, what to do..but in the end..there is nothing you can do but try. To everyone that reads this, know I care about every single person that comes into my life...I cherish each of them in different ways. I would give my last dimes to help friends in need...and do all the time. I do not ask for much, just hope to see a smile on their face...even if they truely don't appreciate what is given. I feel good knowing that I am a good person. That my life, no matter how hard it is, is not all horrible. At the end of the day, my soul is pure, and good. And I, wouldn't trade mine, for anything else in the world.

Billet
billet\BIL-it\ , noun; 1.Lodging for soldiers. 2.An official order directing that a soldier be provided with lodging. 3.A position of employment; a job.transitive verb: 1.To quarter, or place in lodgings. 2.To serve (a person) with an official order to provide lodging for soldiers.intransitive verb: 1.To be quartered; to lodge.

Love Has No Desire
Love has no desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving.