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have the day off today and have nothing to do! Did watch ESPN for my Steeler highlights. Can't decide wether it was luck or a good play that one the game! Still don't think it's enough to make the playoffs,we need just to much help from other teams!
I hate wakeing up and finding fucking snow on my car !        
Seems no matterHow hard I tryI have no one who loves meAnd for this I cry.Wondering throughQuestioning whySearching for somethingOther than lies.So I keep walkingOnly myself can I relyDreaming a dreamWill I wake when I die ??
Rip Brittany Murphy
RIP Brittany Murphy los Angeles police have opened an investigation into circumstances surrounding the death of actress Brittany Murphy. Police have been dispatched to Cedars-Sinai and to the Los Angeles home where Murphy, 32, went into cardiac arrest earlier today. Police sources emphasized that their inquiry was preliminary, adding they could not say whether it would point to any criminal conduct Sooo sad she was so talented and amazing i luvd this chick i stashed it too incase videos arent showing up
For Christmas...
I've been wanting to write this blog for a couple weeks now, but didn't know how to word it and stay entertaining.... I still don't, but feel the need to write about it anyway. Every Christmas, I love buying and donating unwrapped kids toys to the different stores that have it. I'm not saying I go overboard, most of it is at the dollar store. In fact, last year they had a twofer stuffed animal pack. TWO stuffed animals for a DOLLAR!!! Buy ten bucks worth, snip the little platic thing attaching the two and... BAM!!! Ya just made TWENTY kids' Christmas a little better. Now before you think "well, they're just cheap little stuffed animals" PLEASE look at it through the child's eyes... When I was a kid, my mom had to actually turn to charities a couple of times to make sure me and my brother had something under the tree. (If you're a parent, you KNOW that had to be hard) Out of that, I got this lil' jackass which I named "HEE-HAW" which has always been one of my favorite toys a
Wow, I Missed A Few Things
Today is Yule ... Winter Soltice, also known as the shortest day of the year.  May this day bring you more than you wish, while blessing you and your household.  For now is the time of death, till Spring where we will celebrate in new birth.   Blessings to you this season.
Brittany Murphy
LOS ANGELES - The unexpected death of 32-year-old Brittany Murphy, who gained fame in such movies as "8 Mile" and "Just Married," appeared to be from natural causes but police are investigating, officials said. Murphy died about 10 a.m. Sunday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, according to the hospital. She was transported to the medical center after the Fire Department responded to a call at 8 a.m. at the home she shared with her husband, British screenwriter Simon Monjack, in the Hollywood Hills. Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter said Murphy apparently collapsed in the bathroom, and authorities were looking into her medical history. An official cause of death may not be determined for some time, since toxicology tests will be required, but "it appears to be natural," Winter said. He said an autopsy was planned for Monday or Tuesday. Los Angeles police have opened an investigation into Murphy's death, Officer Norma Eisenman said. Detectives and coroner's officials we
Tears At Christmas Time
As I sit here thinking about this holiday season it tends to bring tears to my eyes. I wonder how I went from having everything I could ever ask for to having nothing in a matter of a month. Aren't the holidays supposed to be a time of joy and cheer? Well for the past 6 years they have been nothing but a dissapointment to me. The last 4 years of Christmas's were spent living with an abusive man who never allowed me out of the house to go to dinners nor visit with my family over 3 hours away from were we lived. I never recieved gifts nor cards from anyone because he was always taking anything in the mail that came in my name. It was like I was in prison when I was with him. Last year in August I chose to leave that man I spent Christmas living out of my car in a wal-mart parking lot with no family or friends to spend it with because I didn't have the money to travel to them nor have a cell phone to reach them. And yet here it is again Christmas time and I have no one to spend it with b
Im A Sexy Bitch
So I've been scrolling thru fubar lately and noticed a bunch of girls who get all these rates and massive amounts of guys hitting on them from what i can tell....and they nasty lol. I'm no Brad Pitt let me tell ya and my pics dont do me justice but a sexy bitch lol.....if i saw most of these people in real life id be like ew lol. I think i need to come out of my shell a little bit more and stop thinking im gross. Because like i said, im a sexy bitch.
The Escort (not What You Think)
Cemetery Escort Duty >I just wanted to get the day over with and go down to Smokey's. sneaking a look at my watch, I saw the time, 1655. Five minutes to go before the cemetery gates are closed for the day. Full dress was hot in the August sun. Oklahoma summertime was as bad as ever--the heat and humidity at the same level--both too high.I saw the car pull into the drive, '69 or '70 model Cadillac Deville, looked factory-new. It pulled into the parking lot at a snail's pace. An old woman got out so slow I thought she was paralyzed; she had a cane and a sheaf of flowers--about four or five bunches as best I could tell.I couldn't help myself. The thought came unwanted, and left a slightly bitter taste: 'She's going to spend an hour, and for this old soldier, my hip hurts like hell and I'm ready to get out of here right now!' But for this day, my duty was to assist anyone coming in.Kevin would lock the 'In' gate and if I could hurry the old biddyalong, we might make it to Smokey's in time.
Umm Fake Ass Niggas
Sometimes it amazes me how people can be so 2-faced or fake. Now i can hardly give correct advice on right actions or positive relationship dealings but you will always know where u stand with me. I have no problem telling u i dont like u or dont care either way....unfortunately some people in my life cant do that. Or they choose not to, which is another wierd way to look at relationships with people....why would u contact or try to have contact with people u dont like? Its something that gets me still after almost 29 years on earth. Just be yourself!...Im a complete aware of that fact...trying to make it better. Why would u go around in life not trying to improve yourself in any way? Fear! Thats the answer! We are all scared about terrified constantly, I acknowledge that. But instead of maybe putting a small amount of effort into, I see a lot of people in my life just stay the same. Why do i stay off the radar, because I know that I will alw
Life And Death
Who knows what happens to us when we die, I think it absurd and maybe even a little arrogant to think we have the slightest idea about what god is. As children of this planet, it should be about time in our evolution, to be able to look beyond things we don't understand. In all due time, knowledge comes. Don't try looking for answers, only experience brings it, and experience comes whether u want it to or not!
So U Like Jesus? Lol
so im thinking that either im completely insane or my way of thinking is just different from others.....ive finally figured out that god is fake...thank god lol....another superstition which ties people down.....u think its real....look at this.....why do u think god is real....could be fear of death? no wait...its a moral checklist i guess.....but u know what...thats being human not being godlike.....when i look at random religions i see people just like me telling me how to act and what to believe about when i die....guess what....u dont know what happens when u die...also i have never seen a person act so moral...NEVER!.....everyone fails the "morality" bit...EVERYONE....instead i have other people "religion" telling me what i do is wrong and that i should repent for it in some say that money is a key factor in much do religions bring inTAX-FREE.....ok say ure spiritual....or spiritual principles way of life.....its the same thing.....just u say it different
Each Life Affects Another
We may not always realize that everything we do, affects not only our lives but touches others, too! For a little bit of thoughtfulness that show someone you care, creates a ray of sunshine for both of you to share. Yes, everytime you offer someone a helping hand... everytime you show a friend you care and understand... Everytime you have a kind and gentle word to give... you help someone find beauty in this precious life we live. Happiness bring happiness and loving ways bring love; and Giving is the treasure that contentment is made of.
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I recommend Wibles Tree Service for snow removal. I never dealt with him in tree service so I do not know. Dave did a great job and so did Clayton, a small town I live in. I did not think that they'd be plowing the street in front of my house because I'm the only one living on this side of it. They did plow it Saturday and more than once. Sunday morning it was clear enough to be passable. This moring the secondary road was packed snow into ice but I had no trouble and I did not see anyone in toruble. Looks like kids got off or late start. I know the Eagles won but the score? Yes I can look it up here but you know something I like the old way, like the news paper. Norio  
Alien Screenwriter Dan O'bannon Dies Aged 63
Only just read this... sad. "Sci-fi screenwriter Dan O'Bannon, whose film credits include Alien and Total Recall, has died aged 63. The Writers Guild of America confirmed he passed away on Thursday in a Californian hospital. He began his career in 1974 with the movie Dark Star, which he co-wrote with director John Carpenter. O'Bannon continued writing sci-fi and horror pictures including Invaders from Mars, Bleeders and The Return Of The Living Dead, which he also directed. " Source :BBC Online
Alone And Lost
Alone and lost in the world of chaos. One soul is shattered. All this soul wishes for is for the love that so many others have found. Unconditional, wonderful mindblowing love. To find the compassion in another that can see past all faults. Some say these things do not exist but we all long for them. To find the one who can see us for the person we trully are.   Alone and lost in a world of chaos. One soul searches for there one match. For each of us has one who will mesh well with our torn and tourched soul. One who can help us to heal and become the one who has been burried for so long.   Alone and lost in a world of chaos. Will one true soul step out of the shadows and be seen. To help mend the peices back together to reopen the lost faith the damaged soul has.   Alone and lost in a world of chaos. This soul sits alone in the dark corners. Wandering through your mind late at night.   Release this soul to the happiness that is so seeks. Allow it to love again and to be free f
Rant On Fakes ,liar,fakefriends,lying About Abuse And Dying Etc Read This
Music Playlist at I am so sick of all the fakes, Im sick of the fake people in all sences of the word ... fake as in fake pics fake as in personality fake as in fake friends that act like they give a shit but they really dont fake as in liars fake friends fake as in all the made up dramma stories that they get hurt or beat or they wanna die or there gonna die sooon Fake as in they care when they dont etc ...... sorry but it seems like everyone has a million problems and there all dying of something ... funny how almost everyone i know has the same thing Shit gets old ok enough is enough (fyi this does not apply to people that are not lying) and stop bitching about ur petty lil problems and stop being lil emo bitches over stupid shit life is what u make it if someones mad at u who cares grow up already iif those are ur biggest problems ur very lucky you all wanna bitch about ur shit all the time yet u have nothing intresting to say or couldnt be bothered unles
Just For Fyi
I'm really EMO today, and extremely tired with a hint of depression.   Today may not be the best day to say much.
12/19 & 12/21
James 5 1 Peter 1 1 Peter 2 Bible Reading Plan -- Complete NIV Bible in a Year Read the NIV Bible in a year, reading three chapters daily and five on Sundays. 2 Peter 3 1 John 1 1 John 2
Peach N Cream
To be the hand,That touches that face.To behold such beauty,With all her grace. I can only wish,Imagine if you will.Exactly like,How wonderful it must feel. For now,a dream all I have,To enter into each day.And with the luck of God,Someday may you come my way.
With lifeall things do and will end.It doesn't cross your mindwhen something new begins. Eyes blinded by my heartunable to see the pain I will face.My heart gets shattered leaving my soul in disgrace. My world once happy filled with life the light of the sun.Like being stabbed in the back its all come undone. I hide in my shadows covering my faces tear stained skin.Begging to whoever created meto put my life to an end. All lifes heartache pain and miserythats what I feel.Wishing to take my last breathmy heart to stand still. Till that day comesI will know happiness nomore.Till that day comes never knowing love like I had before.
Are You A True Friend?
What a friend is? You help them when they need it, you give them shelter when they have no other place to go. your the ear on the phone, when they need someone to talk to. Your their shoulder when they need you to lean on. They forgive you for the things that you do. They appreciate the things you have done for for them.. or for a kind word... they dont hold you responsible for the actions of others.. they dont blame you for things that happened, that you had no control over.. they overlook things that others cant or dont. ..they dont see you as others do..they dont see you for what you were in the past.. but for what you are now..They are there for you no matter what..They dont look down on you for who you choose to be with.. they may not like it but.. will try and stick by you and what choice you that choice turns out to be a mistake or not..they are there to catch you when you fall. Can you say you are a true friend?
Men's Honesty
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.      When he cried out, the   Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you  crying?"     The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the   axe to make his living.
The Goodbye Girl
All your life you've waited for love tocome and stayAnd now that I have found you, you mustnot slip awayI know it's hard believin' the words you'veheard beforeBut darlin' you must trust them just oncemore... 'cause babyGoodbye doesn't mean foreverLet me tell you goodbye doesn't meanwe'll never be together againIf you wake up and I'm not there, I won'tbe long away'Cause the things you do my Goodbye GirlWill bring me back to you.I know you've been taken, afraid to hurtagainYou fight the love you feel for me insteadof givin' inBut I can wait forever, a-helpin' you to seeThat I was meant for you and you for rememberGoodbye doesn't mean foreverLet me tell you goodbye doesn't meanwe'll never be together againThough we may be so far apart you stillwill have my heartSo forget your past my Goodbye Girl'Cause now you're home at last.   David Gates
Time To Wrap It Up
  1. Clear large space on work table for wrapping gifts. 2. Go to hall closet and collect large bag holding gift to be wrapped. Shut door. 3. Open door and remove cat from hall closet. 4. Go to cupboard and retrieve roll of wrapping paper. 5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard. 6. Go to drawer and collect transparent sticky tape, ribbon, scissors, and gift tags. 7. Lay out gift and wrapping materials on worktable, and begin wrapping strategy. Did you remember the bows? 8. Go back to drawer for bow and remove cat that has been hiding in the drawer since last visit. 9. Remove large gift box from bag. Remove cat from bag.
It's A Wonderful Life
Christmas doesn't start until I've wept like a baby at this at the cinema.  That is all.
Peace/love/friends And Family
"Thank You" to each and everyone. Thank you especially for the support, care, kindness and love i recieved.....  I wish you all a majical New Year filled with loving wishes and beautiful thought.  May 2010 mark the beginning of Tidal wave of LOVE, HAPPINESS, BLESSINGS and BRIGHT futures.....  Those who need someone special, may you find true love.....  Those who need money, may your finances overflow.....  Those who need care, may you find a good heart.....  Those who need friends, may you meet lovely people.....  I wish you all a very BLESSED and PROSPEROUS  2010!!! 
I Don't Wanna Leave This Way Don't Say Goodbye
Were involved in something you'll never forget?Yes very muchTripped over a coffee table?yes .. that hurtsDyed your hair?yupCame close to losing your life?close...Saw one of your favorite bands/artists live?Yup.. I love concerts2009: Friends and EnemiesDid you meet any new friends this year?yeah I didDid you hate anyone?YupDo you have any regrets when it comes to your friendships?I regret some on here2009:birthdayDid you have a cake?yeah.. Did you get any presents?Some... my 21st bday sucked2009: All about YOUDid you change at all this year?yes i haveDid you change your style?no wayWere you in school?nopeDid you get good grades?decent Did you own a car?I wishDid anyone close to you give birth?she used to be close to me Did you go on any vacations?nopeWould you change anything about yourself now?idk2009: Wrap UP:Was 2009 a good year?no it wasn'tDo you think 2010 will top 2009?i really hope soPainted a picture?haven't painted for over a yearWrote a poem?not good at writingRan a mile?I can
Another Day In Hell Over With
Kinda wonder wtf is wrong with people sometimes... stabbings, OD's, assaults, suicides... after being snowed in for two days this is what people do with their time? Dumbasses. At least it keeps me in a job.
I Hate This Time Of Year...
I am glad I have awesome friends that care about me..It warms my heart so much..Tues well be two week that I took the math test ugh I haate waiting I want to know if I passed or not...I have pics of my sons on my page they are so cute so if you have not seen them yet please leave some love on them...They are my heart and soul although I well not get to see them for christmas tey know that mommy love and misses them very much..I know why I can not see them not going there that is for me to know and not you....My oldest boy well be 17 on the 24th of christmas eve yes I have three boys..I love eacha nd every one of them so much miss the hell out of them too..This is way I hate this time of year...
Chicken Bacon Ranch Pizza
Prep time: 10min Cook time: 20min Ready time: 30min Servings: 6 Ingredients: -1 (10.75 ounce) can Campbell's® Condensed Cream of Chicken Soup (Regular or 98% Fat Free) -1 (12 inch) prepared thin pizza crust -1 (4.5 ounce) can Swanson® Premium Chunk Chicken Breast in Water, drained -1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese -1 cup shredded Mexican cheese blend -8 slices bacon, cooked and crumbled -ranch salad dressing Directions: 1. Heat the oven to 375 degrees F. 2. Spread the soup onto the pizza crust to within 1/4-inch of the edge. Top with the chicken, cheeses and bacon. Bake for 10 minutes or until the cheese is melted and the crust is golden. 3. Drizzle the ranch dressing over the pizza.
Old Fashion Hard Candy
Servings: 20 Ingredients: -2 cups white sugar -1 cup water -3/4 cup light corn syrup -1/2 teaspoon peppermint extract -1 drop red food coloring (optional) -1/8 cup confectioners' sugar Directions: 1. In a heavy 2 quart saucepan, combine the sugar, water and corn syrup. Cook, stirring constantly until the sugar is dissolved; then cook without stirring, lowering the heat and cooking more slowly during the last few minutes, to the hard crack stage (300 degrees F), If sugar crystals form on sides of pan, wipe them off with a damp brush. 2. Remove from heat, add oil flavoring and enough food coloring to color; stir only to mix. Pour into 2 well buttered 9 inch pans. Set one pan of candy over a sauce pan containing hot water (unless you have a helper to help cut the candy). As soon as the other pan of candy is cool enough to handle, cut it with scissors into 1-inch strips. Then snip the strips into pieces. Work fast. Drop the pieces onto a buttered baking sheet. If the
We are freaks; we follow the code of freaksWe are freaks; stand back and that's thatWe are freaks; we fuck who we please and do what we chooseWe look bad; we're not diseased or confusedWe are freaks; we are butch we are femWe are freaks; look at him look at themWe are freaks; I know this guy who can suck his own dickAnd my mother has a friend who has 3 titsT-t-t-true storyWe are freaks; we follow the code of freaksWe are freaks; stand back and that's thatWe are freaks; we fuck who we please and do what we chooseWe look bad; we're not diseased or confusedOne of us one of usOne of us one of usOne of us one of usOne of us one of usOne of us one of usOne of us one of usOne of us one of usOne of us one of usOne of us one of usOne of us one of usOne of us one of usOne of us one of usAnd then I thought I was a freak when I shaved my head and I pierced my dickWalks like a lumberjack and talks like a ladyWith the flannel shirt, steel toe boots, Levi's fadedAll hailShe's the king, she's the quee
Oero Truffles
Read time: 1hr. 30min Servings: 42 Ingredients: -1 (16 ounce) package OREO Chocolate Sandwich Cookies, divided -1 (8 ounce) package PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened -2 (8 ounce) packages BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, melted Directions: 1. Crush 9 of the cookies to fine crumbs in food processor; reserve for later use. (Cookies can also be finely crushed in a resealable plastic bag using a rolling pin.) Crush remaining 36 cookies to fine crumbs; place in medium bowl. Add cream cheese; mix until well blended. Roll cookie mixture into 42 balls, about 1-inch in diameter. 2. Dip balls in chocolate; place on wax paper-covered baking sheet. (Any leftover chocolate can be stored at room temperature for another use.) Sprinkle with reserved cookie crumbs. 3. Refrigerate until firm, about 1 hour. Store leftover truffles, covered, in refrigerator.
Popcorn Candy Balls
Servings: 6 Ingredients: -1/2 cup butter -1 (16 ounce) package large marshmallows -2 cups popped popcorn -1 cup candy-coated chocolate pieces Directions: 1. In a saucepan over low heat, combine the butter and marshmallows. Stir until marshmallows are softened. 2. Add popcorn and candies; mix until evenly coated with marshmallows. 3. Allow to cool enough to touch. Grease hands with butter and form into balls.
Midnight Radio
Rain falls hardBurns dryA dreamOr a songThat hits you so hardFilling you upAnd suddenly goneBreathe feel loveGive freeKnow in your soulLike your blood knows the wayFrom your heart to your brainKnows that you're wholeAnd you're shiningLike the brightest starA transmissionOn the midnight radioAnd you're spinningLike a 45BallerinaDancing to your rock and roll]Here's to PattiAnd TinaAnd YokoArethaAnd NonaAnd NicoAnd meAnd all the strange rock and rollersYou know you're doing all rightSo hold on to each otherYou gotta hold on tonightAnd you're shiningLike the brightest starA transmissionOn the midnight radioAnd you're spinningYour new 45All the misfits and the losersYeah, you know you're rock and rollersSpinning to your rock and rollLift up your handsLift up your hands .............................................................................................. Another from Hedwig and the Angry Inch. &hearts
Chocolate Fudge
  Prep time: 10 min Cook time:  20 min Ready time: 30 min   Servings:  48   Ingredients: 1 (7 ounce) jar marshmallow creme 1 1/2 cups white sugar 2/3 cup evaporated milk 1/4 cup butter 1/4 teaspoon salt 2 cups milk chocolate chips 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips 1/2 cup chopped nuts 1 teaspoon vanilla extract Directions:   1.  Line an 8x8 inch pan with aluminum foil. Set aside.   2.  In a large saucepan over medium heat, combine marshmallow cream, sugar, evaporated milk, butter and salt. Bring to a full boil, and cook for 5 minutes, stirring constantly.  3.  Remove from heat and pour in semisweet chocolate chips and milk chocolate chips. Stir until chocolate is melted and mixture is smooth. Stir in nuts and vanilla. Pour into prepared pan. Chill in refrigerator for 2 hours, or until firm.
Veggie Pizza
Prep time: 25 min Ready time: 2hrs 25 min Servings: 16 Ingredients: -2 (8 ounce) packages refrigerated crescent rolls -1 cup sour cream -1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese, softened -1 teaspoon dried dill weed -1/4 teaspoon garlic salt -1 (1 ounce) package ranch dressing mix -1 small onion, finely chopped -1 stalk celery, thinly sliced -1/2 cup halved and thinly-sliced radishes -1 red bell pepper, chopped -1 1/2 cups fresh broccoli, chopped -1 carrot, grated Directions: 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Spray a jellyroll pan with non-stick cooking spray. 2. Pat crescent roll dough into a jellyroll pan. Let stand 5 minutes. Pierce with fork. 3. Bake for 10 minutes, let cool. 4. In a medium-sized mixing bowl, combine sour cream, cream cheese, dill weed, garlic salt and ranch dip mix. Spread this mixture on top of the cooled crust. Arrange the onion, carrot, celery, broccoli, radish, bell pepper and broccoli on top of the creamed mixtur
My Thanks
My imagination runs deep,Deeper than I know.Will I ever reach the end,This I may never know. You can journey with me,Stay with me if you feel.And help me turn my dreams,Into something so real. Without my friends I would be lost,A shadow of myself I would be.Without my friends to grow with,I would never truely be me. So I truely wish you all,So much more than you give me.And in the years to come,I'll keep thankin you for making me,me
Green Bean Casserole
Prep time: 15 min Cook time: 30 min Ready time: 45 min Servings: 6 Ingredients: -3 (14.5 ounce) cans French cut green beans, drained -1 cup sour cream -1/2 (10.75 ounce) can condensed cream of mushroom soup -1 teaspoon salt -1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper -1/2 cup coarsely crushed buttery round crackers -1 tablespoon butter, melted Directions: 1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). 2. In a medium bowl, mix together the green beans, sour cream, condensed soup, salt and pepper. Spoon into a 2 quart casserole dish. Stir melted butter into the crushed crackers, then sprinkle over the top of the casserole. 3. Bake for 30 minutes in the preheated oven, until lightly browned and bubbly.
Chocolate Peanut Butter Squares
Servings: 18 Ingredients: -1 cup butter -4 cups powdered sugar -2 cups peanut butter -1 1/2 cups graham cracker crumbs -1/2 cup butter -1 cup semisweet chocolate chips Directions: 1. Melt 1 cup butter or margarine over low heat. Remove from heat and stir in confectioners' sugar, peanut butter and graham cracker crumbs. Spread mixture in a jelly roll pan. Pat down evenly 2. To Make Topping: Melt together 1/2 cup butter or margarine with 1 cup chocolate chips. Spread this mixture over peanut butter mixture. Refrigerate 1/2 hour. Cut into squares.
Prep time: 15 min Cook time: 5 min Ready in : 50 min Servings: 30 Ingredients: - 1 1/2 cups Peanut butter(creamy) - 1 cup Butter - 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract - 6 cups powdered sugar - 4 cups semisweet chocolate chips Directions: 1. In a large bowl, mix together the peanut butter, butter, vanilla and confectioners' sugar. The dough will look dry. Roll into 1 inch balls and place on a waxed paper-lined cookie sheet. 2. Press a toothpick into the top of each ball (to be used later as the handle for dipping) and chill in freezer until firm, about 30 minutes. 3. Melt chocolate chips in a double boiler or in a bowl set over a pan of barely simmering water. Stir frequently until smooth. 4. Dip frozen peanut butter balls in chocolate holding onto the toothpick. Leave a small portion of peanut butter showing at the top to make them look like Buckeyes. Put back on the cookie sheet and refrigerate until serving.
For Thought
Shrouding all the ground around meIs this holy crow above me.Black as holes within a memoryAnd blue as our new second sun.I stick my hand into his shadowTo pull the pieces from the sand.Which I attempt to reassembleTo see just who I might have been.I do not recognize the vessel,But the eyes seem so familiar.Like phosphorescent desert buttonsSinging one familiar song...
The Origin Of Love
When the earth was still flat,And the clouds made of fire,And mountains stretched up to the sky,Sometimes higher,Folks roamed the earthLike big rolling kegs.They had two sets of arms.They had two sets of legs.They had two faces peeringOut of one giant headSo they could watch all around themAs they talked; while they read.And they never knew nothing of love.It was before the origin of love.The origin of loveAnd there were three sexes then,One that looked like two menGlued up back to back,Called the children of the sun.And similar in shape and girthWere the children of the earth.They looked like two girlsRolled up in one.And the children of the moonWere like a fork shoved on a spoon.They were part sun, part earthPart daughter, part son.The origin of loveNow the gods grew quite scaredOf our strength and defianceAnd Thor said,"I'm gonna kill them allWith my hammer,Like I killed the giants."And Zeus said, "No,You better let meUse my lightening, like scissors,Like I cut the legs off the whal
At All Times In Every Situation.
Carry dark chocolate.But a heart can't be won by candies alone.I know this. But Every daylike clockwork.She calls my name.She coos it like honey on silk.I smirk knowinglyreturn dutifuly. I've been working up to itsomething simplenoncommitalnonchalant "you could always talk about it.if you think it'd help." But I falter, I blush, and I retreat.I say to myself- she has friends. Sisters. That richmuscley boyfriend...the one she's always screaming at on the phone.About somethingoutside my realm on so many levels. I know I'm playing this one a little different.Perhaps too cautius, too long on pre-game?Or maybe I'm waiting for him to show his heartbefore I expose mine to her.I want the divine move on this one.That single piece that falls into position.The perfect check.Flawless dominos.The sunny day, zero wind, open field shot between the eyes.All I have to do is waitwait wait                                               wait                        
Everyday, People.
Sometimes I'm right, and I can be wrongMy own beliefs are in my song.The butcher, the banker, the drummer and thenMakes no difference what group I'm in.I am everyday people, yeah yeah.There is a blue one who can't accept the green oneFor living with a fat one trying to be a skinny oneAnd different strokes for different folksAnd so on and so on and scooby dooby doo-beeOh sha sha - we got to live togetherI am no better and neither are youWe are the same whatever we doYou love me you hate me you know me and thenYou can't figure out the bag l'm inI am everyday people, yeah yeahThere is a long hair that doesn't like the short hairFor bein' such a rich one that will not help the poor oneAnd different strokes for different folksAnd so on and so on and scooby dooby doo-beeOh sha sha-we got to live togetherThere is a yellow one that won't accept the black oneThat won't accept the red one that won't accept the white oneAnd different strokes for different folks.
Come Own A Little Pink.....
How The Grinch Stole Christmas Auction 10
[like Falling Off A Bike]
As per usual everyone I know called me on my only day off.For several hours.Cest la vie. And just as a warm upa refresherto blow the dust off I grabbed my first foilyeah the one with the 99% covering of rust, and the MANGLED guard, the billions of micro metal splinters and ... the obnoxious pistol grip :/ I hate pistol grips. Picture this bizzare, cold, metal barbed crampy unpleasant device -_- I hate it. You maneuver the blade, and about 4 different prongs fling into your squishy hand parts. Wish I had a french grip. Its even got this super thin prong that digs into the pommel of my wrist. I told my old instructor I didn't wanna use that crazy contraption, that I wanted a bigger guard, and that I wanted to switch to lefty seeing as how at the time I was planning a major surgery on the arm he required me to learn on. ... but other than that he was a brilliant instructor.And he had me keep my stance too wide and my legs cramped out too much... but he was a world class fencer, a
The End Of My Christmas
I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
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Arousal from using of needles.
"tell Me!"
How old are you? Are you single or taken? Eat with your hands or utensils? Do you dream at night?  A secret about you?  If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? Do you trust the police? Do you have a crush on me?   Why? If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? Would you cheat? What do you wear to sleep? Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? Which do you prefer - short or long hair? Do you sing in the shower? What's your favorite color? Are you naughty? What was your first impression of me? Have you ever done drugs? Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?  
I Neeeeeeddddd Youuuuuu!!!!!!!!
this is going to be just like those blogs with caption creation contests. okay, well there's no picture thus there is no caption to create so it's realy not like that at all. hm. oh well. look, i'm making a blog. on blogspot. i'm putting some of my stuff here up. i'm going to write more stuff. i need a writing outlet. i'll have music on there to dl and i'm asking several people to participate with me. people who aren't control freaks, that is...   i need a name, though. i'm stuck withot a name. i thought about once upon a time in climax but with other people posting too, that just won't make sens and my friend josh said it's gay. the gayest. he's a smart guy and apparently he knows what's gay and what's not.   help me please.   now .   thank you.   if i use your idea, i'll barter with you. like i'll give you something reasonable. yay a reward!!!!
Fu_owned Auction 10 Now Open
Insane Wicked Spits
Who it be up in this bitch. No leave without rest stress to test unmatched without a guess. It be the one known as i.w.s. Known as insane wicked spits. I'm as hard as nothin to get. & you just shit with nothin with yaself layin dead & part of yo head in a bucket. While i just fucked yo bitch & her 44 ddd tits fell up out her socket. Wicked shit is what i'm spittin & thats how i rocket. Nothin stops it. 2 x by 4 & 4 damagin ya hide ya body behind the back in the alley. Shit i spit ain't soft its keep you in disregard. I'm the i.w.s. Fresh better then the rest. Insane wicked spittin. I'm just shittin with a full venomous rage un loose out the cage. Say fuck me fuck you hope you die in a plauge. While half ya leg is gettin chewed. Try to holler at a bitch. But found out she was a dude. So i jet fuckin round with me. I'll get ya neck split. & its just like that i'm so fhat rat tat tat skiin bullets cross ya back. Insane wicked is how i spit & live it. It's the i.w.s 3 letters i'm the one w
Inside My Mind
So everyone wants to know what goes on inside my head huh. well here we go. i believe suicide is the easy way out so why not try it why love only to get hurt more whats the use in it.people only care about themselves on here so why should i give a fuck wait cause im a caring person. friends ha ha thats so funny there is no such thing on here nor eal life 99.9 % people only look at you as a way  to get ahead in life. yes im a man an yes my eyes cry im unlike any man on this earth but my heart is not mat for you to walk on please dont take my kindness as more than what it is cause yes u push that wrong button im worse than the devil himself  i dont like liars whore fakes im real as it ever get if u dont like me oh well guess what u dont i know this isnt much a blog dont like dont read.
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by CassandraXVeronicaXONealaXLawsonSoldiers are mistreatedand lacking of their causethey want to fight for our countrybut the leadership is gonethey serve long terms in Iraqas frighting dreams all come backthey can't handle and they deconstructbecause war has left a cutcrying in pain I hear from the woundednow the ones that were cool are all goneinstead you have a little man (woman)with their spirit goneit's hard but they keep going onbecause they are trained to not runthey are trained to not seek help in times of needwhich leads to no way to let their emotions freebut I am here I'm here to speakto all these soldiers that are in needit can be rough i understandand i appreciate you fighting for our landyou our loved by many moreso please find you spirits and let them sore
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by CassandraXVeronicaXONealaXLawsonA brilliant mans honor forever i shall holdhe fought for the Americanshe stood until he could stand no morehe hung the flag high upon the poleeveryday he raised itevery night he sheltered it from the coldhe was old there was no doughtbut his spirit never ran outhe loved this country and this landhe didn't care about the presidents planhe fought for his wife her kids and so onbut now he's gone America will always remember you
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by CassandraXVeronicaXONealaXLawsonLove is the prettiest flower that has yet to bloomlove is light in the darkness of any roomlove is the strongest emotion ever felt by mankindlove is a bind thats never meant to be untiedlove is a promise that you intend to keep for eternitylove is patience a hard task you would want to completelove is everything these things and so much morelove is the key to any locked door :)
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by CassandraXVeronicaXONealaXLawsonHe fought for whats rightyou could see it in his eyeshe fought for this landto keep invaders outhe fought forhis pride his family and friendshe fought for you and mehe was a fighting man
Cancelling My
I'm actually thinking about cancelling my appointment with my Cardiologist and reschedule in two month's. That's provided I'm still around to do so. Jo-Ann is absoultely right in that I wont be able to go the five weeks of doing nothing. Past weekend now of doing nothing because of the snow almost did me in. I can't do the heavy stuff with the snow if I was sick this past Friday and I was in the hospital laying on my butt for almost a week but I did return to my whimpy 10 lbs. weights that following Monday from Cooper. So, this is about the IRS and A to Z? Goes much deeper that that. Find the common thread in all these Blogs. Don't miss the ones you don't know about? All someone has to do is what with the PC? It's easy to get any information on anyone or anything, however, how accurate is it? You pay nothing for it, than it's no better than gossip. We were manipulated. I'm still out here because I can't remeber. ? Norio  
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by CassandraXVeronicaXONealaXLawsonHonorhonor, respect, courage,strengththis is what the military needsno cowards,liers or thivesno room for no bad companythey will stay strongand fight all night longfor this country when in needthis is the americansM-I-L-I-T-A-R-Y
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by CassandraXVeronicaXONealaXLawsonHe fought for whats rightyou could see it in his eyeshe fought for this landto keep invaders outhe fought forhis pride his family and friendshe fought for you and mehe was a fighting man
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by CassandraXVeronicaXONealaXLawsonStandingstanding bye the oceanwatching time flythinking about how ill manage this timetears fall from my facei feel lonely and coldstanding by the oceanwatching the tidetrying to forget youtrying to hidemy pain but i cantit swallows me wholestanding by the oceanwatching the sea wondering what happened between you and mewondering why we ever split upyou said i was nothing but your sl**standing by the oceanwatching the dolphinswondering how you could have left medo you regret what you saidjust remember your the cause of my death
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by CassandraXVeronicaXONealaXLawsonLost(lyrics for song)i thought i was in loveyea i thought it was truebut when you walked out that doorall i could see was images of youi tried to forget about youtried to go on with my lifebut the truth is I'm hurt deepso terrible deep with out you beside mei cant breath cant sleep and in no mood to eati tried everything to get you out my mindtruth is I'm only wasting my timebecause i love you yes i doi cant stop this my mind wont allow me toevery night i cry and weep to tired to sleepknowing why you lift mebrings me to my final grave wishing you where here to save menow I'm afraid its to late!by Cassandra Jacobs
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by CassandraXVeronicaXONealaXLawsonMask The mask hides the true meAway from you as well as meI never thoughtIll sees the day When the true meWill come out to stay Everyone thinks thatSee my true sideBut the cant see pastWhat the mask hides
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by CassandraXVeronicaXONealaXLawsonHiddenHidden behind a maskHiding from the worldHidden because I'm scaredOf what my life beholdsHiding in the darknessOf my shallow grave Hidden because I knowThat im no longer safe Hiding from the true me In fear that I wont be liked Hidden from the darknessWhile searching for the light
Happy that I got the security deposit all to myself and none to my ex from the last place I lived. They must of charged an arm and leg for the carpet cleaning....cause that carpet was shampooed and cleaned many times...but I got $775.00 back...yay
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by CassandraXVeronicaXONealaXLawsonNothing has movedbut everything has changedas I vowed my lifeto younothing has moved but we've grown apartand i didn't knowwhat to doeverything has changedas i survive all the blowsespecially what I think of youeverything has changedfor the worst and the best in youbut still i think i must be moved
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by CassandraXVeronicaXONealaXLawsonA young teenage girl that felt all alone becausenothing but violencewas in her homeshe came home from schoolto yet anther fightnot knowing thatthis time it would cost her lifeas the yelling and fightinggot worse and extremeno one could hearthe poor girl screamas his face flared with rage, he grabbed for the knife, to cut out the heart of this remaining lifeand when he did guilt raised inside andtears started fallingand he took his own lifesee what happensto little girls and little boys ALl around the worldbecause of the violence we put in there life
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by CassandraXVeronicaXONealaXLawsonLove's dying dignitythat day we first met it was true love at first sightbut not now, you hurt mein places I cant describethe fighting never stoppedno matter how loud I screamedas the arguing got worse and the hitting got extremenow I must leave for its not only meI swear to god this child wont live in miseryI must leave the abuse before I lose the only good part of you and meI know you wont understand because your drunkbut hear me out i cant do it anymoreto many times u have called me a whoreto many times have you put your hands on meand its not getting any better as far as i can seeso as a final good bye because i wont return untilyou stop drinking and grow the fuck up
Christmas Auction
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Hatei fucking hate youfor what you did to mei fucking hate youfor raping mei fucking hate youyou stupid mother fuckeri fucking hate youyou child raperi fucking hate youevery fucking inchi fucking hate youyour nothing but a bitchi fucking hate you i wish you never were borni fucking hate yougo jack off to 2 min porni fucking hate youfor what you didi fucking hate youfor saying you love mei fucking hate youand hope you live in miseryi fucking hate you for raping me
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by CassandraXVeronicaXONealaXLawsonScared of the darknessscared that you will attackscared cause I know thatyou are coming backhidden from the thoughts that poke up in my mind thethoughts of self terminationbecause i no longer wanna hideas you hold me down and rape meas you hit bruise and cut meholding my mouth trying to shut me downas i watched my ripped clothes fall to the groundI try to escape you instead you laughed at my fearas tears ran down my face i wounder how i got herenot even looking at your face in fear i would be shoti started to listen to you talking and now know who you areyou was part of my family my uncle as matter of factnow i wanna kill you and watch you cry as I laughat your fear and the tears roll down your faceas i pick up my courage and the gun u left in sighti will forever have you out my sightyou should have never did what you've donenow I'm gonna fix you and finish you with your own gunnext time never mind there wont be a next time bang there go
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by CassandraXVeronicaXONealaXLawsonI could have dealt with you becauseu were my husband i would have healedi could have been more relyingbut no1 seemed to care threw the tryingi tried to suck up and be nice to your momnot knowing the whole time that my spirit was gonei changed to better and things got even worsetruth is im sick of trying and ur lieing doesn't worki dont know what to tell you my little rhyme is threwi should have seen it coming i wasn't right for u
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by CassandraXVeronicaXONealaXLawsonYou broke meyou cut me deepyou made it hard for me to sleepI trusted you with all my heart butyou are the one who tore it apartyou abusedyou held me downI fought back, but felt like a clownyou were bigger this was your houseyou yelled you screamed ,and cussed me outI lost controlyou ran for your lifeyou caught in sight my big fucking knifeyou screamed I'm sorry It didn't workI wont do the same I Wont bring more painI refuse to act like you did all those daysI'm a big girl now leave me aloneso I threw that knife to the groundnow is the best time for you to run
by CassandraXVeronicaXONealaXLawsonSoldiers are mistreatedand lacking of their causethey want to fight for our countrybut the leadership is gonethey serve long terms in Iraqas frighting dreams all come backthey can't handle and they deconstructbecause war has left a cutcrying in pain I hear from the woundednow the ones that were cool are all goneinstead you have a little man (woman)with their spirit goneit's hard but they keep going onbecause they are trained to not runthey are trained to not seek help in times of needwhich leads to no way to let their emotions freebut I am here I'm here to speakto all these soldiers that are in needit can be rough i understandand i appreciate you fighting for our landyou our loved by many moreso please find you spirits and let them sore    
Just Because
Do you know what you got? really? I have been told by a certain few,that I have had it made,then,threw it all away. No disrespect to them,and,I do love,and appreciate their input,and friendship. But,I really hope that you know what you have got. Whether it be kids,family,worldly possesions...etc...I hope,for all,that this is the merriest of Christmas's,and hearts out there to those that have loved and lost this time of year. I appear to be going through a major loss of my own at this time of year,and will struggle to always have a happy heart,God knows,I am the biggest kid when it comes time for the holidays.  OK...enough rambling,I wanna give shout outs,and thank-yous for the real folk,I have found here at Fubar. Starshine,and Peace and all that! You are the greatest!! Carolina Girl.thank-you for somehow always being there...Little Italian Nymph,so very glad to have met your aquaintenence,damn,now can't spell. Paula G. and all at Dangereous Curves,I love ya! Kitty,maybe one day back i
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Couldn't Even Tell You
Eagles win? I couldn't even tell you since I had to see and pay the snow plow man. Lot of snow and I was out there twice. Took Nitro twice on each of those times too. Tomorrow I have to clear out the dryer vent and make sure the furnace vent is clear. Jo-Ann pointed out what I saw so graphically. What's this with surgery when I was in Cooper for six days and nothing was done. Five days for the Nitro and the beta blocker. December 24th to January 6th? "?" Any one get this? Why was Lab Corp good in June and on and suddenly it's not trust worthy? Now the need for a Angiogram on top of it? "?" Get it? What happened to ain't got 8 weeks on January 14th and you don't have this surgery your dead? How many times I have to hear that crap? My sister's telling me "cut the crap" and going no where with it. May work on her husband, children, and whoever she deals with but not on her brother. Curiosity killed the cat but were it not for that curiosity we'd be back in the caves. Sure about the cave
Want My Points For 12 Hours?
I am now at level 31 where I can offer my points to users for 12 hours. So I figured that I would post a blog so that the people asking about it would know what to do from now on. I would like to be able to help out my friends on leveling as much as possible but I can't always afford to do everything to help everyone. So when I Alturize you, You get all the points I make and the fubucks I make during the 12 hours.   If you want to be Alturized and recieve my points for 12 hours heres what you need to do...   You will need to give me an Auto 11 bling. When I recieve the Auto 11 I will alturize you and start the auto. You will then start recieving MY points for 12 hours. If you want to get more points you can give me a bomb as well and I will bomb for you too. I will put out a ticker during so that it will bring in more raters as well to help you get more points.   If this is something that you are interested in PM me so that we can work out a date and time for this to be
  If you are resisting life's goodness, then working harder at it will push that goodness farther away. Instead learn to let go and to allow.   Simply generating more activity and energy will not help you if that energy is pointed in a negative direction. Choose to re-direct all the energy and awareness in your life toward those things you value most.   If the results you are getting fail to bring fulfillment, do not seek to merely, create more results. Instead find the path that truly your purpose.   there is nothing to be gained from making life needlessly difficult. See the truth that life is beautiful, and align your energy and your actions with your very own expression of that truth.   When you let yourself be yourself, richness flows easily and effortlessly and naturally through every moment. Your greatest accomplishments come from who you are.   Let yourself be yourself. And you'll be as rich as anyone can ever be.
Leather N Lace Over Silk N Satin!
Went into the sex store yesterday and amazed how now, the kinky stuff is out from the back dark corner and out in the light.   Looks like BDSM is becoming to popular...i use to like hiding in that dark corner when doing my shopping.   *SIGHS*
Be A Rat For The Irs
  The Gestapo is alive and well but not where you think. The Gestapo is right here in the land of the free, America. In 2006 congress, where crooks galore reside, mandated the IRS to enlist the help of squealers to catch so called tax cheats (they could start with the current administration). As an incentive, they will give you a 15% to 30% cut of the tax they say the person owes. How sinister can you get? I turned in the director of the treasury but I was told he was exempt. Go figure. To find out how you get paid click here: Turn yourself over to BlastFM and enjoy great music. Then turn your friends in to BlastFM so they can enjoy too. .
Twelve Days Of Fu Mafia X-mas
On the 12th day of christmas my fu mafia luv gave to me Twelve body armors Eleven M-16’s Ten red wrenches Nine tennis rackets Eight tommy guns Seven armored vans Six tech 9's Five at4 rocket launchers Four glock 40's Three blast shelters Two rusty butter knives One fully armored humm-v's
Twaunes Fuowned Auction 10- Grinch Edition
The War Against Fate.....
Who Needs A Turf
who needs a turf I got a new one just starting up everyone in it is cool and drama free come see us and we will invite you to stay with us
The Day Hunter Was Born
Most of you know, and if you have read my profile, you will know that I have a 5 year old boy with Down Syndrome. I thought I would share with you what its like to live with this little guy and just how special he is to me. For this entry, I want to decribe to you the night he was born, and how I came to find out that he had Down Syndrome. I had a very normal pregnancy. No real complications. I didn't find out until I was 2 months pregnant that he was already forming inside me. To be honest, I was sure how I felt at that moment. Scared I guess. I ahd been married for 2 years, was 26 and still working on my career. I didn't think this was the best time to have a kid, but I prepared myself for the upcoming event. As time passed, i grew more and more excited that I had this baby growing inside me, and I couild't wait to hold him! May 10,2004, I went into labor and ended up having a C-section because his foot was wrapped up in the umbilical cord. they pulled him out and here
Poem For My Traci
Rayvyn's Song....... Walking along a forest trail, I heard a curious sound..It came from every where i looked, It came from all around.. I searched every tree and bush and stone, I searched the sky above,But there was nothing close to me, not sparrow, robin or dove.. I stoped my search and opened my heart, and to my great suprize.A woman stood befor me now, with deep and knowing eyes.. She looked at me with her smiling face, her black hair fine and long.She said i sing this just for you, It is my Rayvyn's song.. Sence the day she sang for me, my life has been compleat.Her Rayvyn's song still fills spirit and gives my heart its beat.. We walk together through the forest of life, now she and i are one.Her Rayvyn's song is all i will hear untill my life is done....... For my Traci.......Silverthorn68 12-20-09........
A Question..
Does life have to be full of people that cant be fucking truthful to you no matter what?
Gotta Love A Smart Ass!!!
Soberity Baby
Soberity oh baby you and me weren't meant to betogther never for very long We both know it will never last so you should get moving on I'm going down to Bonnaro Down to Tennesse I'm going down to Bonnarogonna buy me some drugs Hit on hippy chicks and slut myself out for hugsSomeday sometime maybe I'll be coming homeSomehow someway baby I'm coming homeI'm going down to Florida KeysHoping you'll forget about meNever liked to way you made me feelSoberity oh baby we weren't meant to beNever together for very long
Us Actress Brittany Murphy Dies Aged 32
  US actress Brittany Murphy dies aged 32   Murphy was married to British screenwriter Simon Monjack   Actress Brittany Murphy, who starred in films such as Just Married, Clueless and 8 Mile, has died at age 32. The actress died on Sunday morning at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center near Beverly Hills, a hospital spokeswoman has confirmed. The LA Times said Murphy went into cardiac arrest, but hospital sources would not release the cause of death. Murphy was married to British screenwriter Simon Monjack. The couple lived in Los Angeles. Reports said the LA fire department responded to a medical call at Murphy's home in West Hollywood at 0800 local time (1600 GMT). Two hours later, she was pronounced dead at hospital. Murphy grew up in New Jersey but moved to Los Angeles with her mother to pursue acting. She got her start in the sleeper hit Clueless and rose to stardom in 8 Mile alongside rapper Eminem. Her on-screen roles declined in recent years, but Murphy voiced
Love Reign O'er Me
Only love Can make it rain The way the beach is kissed by the sea Only love Can make it rain Like the sweat of lovers Laying in the fields. Love, Reign o'er me Love, Reign o'er me, rain on me Only love Can bring the rain That makes you yearn to the sky Only love Can bring the rain That falls like tears from on high Love Reign O'er me On the dry and dusty road The nights we spend apart alone I need to get back home to cool cool rain I can't sleep and I lay and I think The night is hot and black as ink Oh God, I need a drink of cool cool rain
I'm So Confused Right Now
I'm so confused right now people yesterday my time i get told by someone from Ruthless Souls Lounge has moved it's location to fumafia without  telling me since i was staff this is why i am confused because they have a turf for ruthless souls  in fumafia now so now i am uncertain if i should  stay staff in the lounge or leave as staff from the lounge now they have a turf  for ruthless  i am confused because i was told they were using ruthless souls lounge for the turf  and i was ok with that arrangement and some people decided they were uncomfortable using ruthless souls as turf  because NO ONE told me about any changes to the Ruthless Souls Lounge  from Bruce
Give Without Revealing Who Gave
I ve been pretty much a grump for the last several years. and around the holidays it always got worst, with never getting at least a card from family or a bonus from work i just simply gave up on the whole thing. even went so far as maken myself dissapear so i didnt have to deal with it. But somthing happened on tuesday that got my full and undevided attention. Im a chef as you well know and i hosted a christmas party in our ball room that evening, and i happen to be behind a curtain and over heard two people talking. It was about one of there employees who wasnt able to come to the party, she was layed off a few days earlier and she had no transpertation and was about to be evicted. to make things worst her only child has down cyndrum and no father to be there for him. Well to make it short, it made me think of the way ide been acting over the years and it dawned on me, ive been expecting others to make me happy and all this time all i needed to do was just the oppisite and that is ma
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Premature Ejaculation.....
One day a guy with premature ejaculation problems went to a doctor. The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself." So he went out and bought a starter pistol.Luckily, when he got home his wife was already naked in bed, ready for him, so they got in the 69 position and started in. Soon he felt the urge to shoot his load, so he fired the pistol.The next day he went to the doctor. The doctor asked him how it went. He said, "Not too good. My wife bit off three inches of my dick, shit in my face, and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands up."
So, It's Been Quite A While Lol
No sense really in trying to play catch up. School is going well - only a year and a half to go before I get my degree. Work is still keeping me busy well with the exception of the last two weeks - the college kids are home and it has affected everyone's schedules - I went from 5 days a week to 4 but should be back on the 5 in a couple of weeks. After a year I found that I am still bitter about my ex. This was discovered the other day when I ran into him at the store and he waved to me. I smiled sweetly and waved back - the whole time thinking how I would have loved to have thrown the car in reverse and run his ass over. I had also found out that he was still viewing my profile on here but took care of that problem today - just a little bit ago in fact - yep, used the nifty lil block feature. No reason I shouldn't block him when he blocked me - right? What else - oh yes, I'm finally getting the Christmas cards sent out - yep, they're going out late this year lol. Now for that storm
What's Wrong With Kids Today ?
Rip Brittany Murphy
Movie star Brittany Murphy is dead of a heart attack at 32. She went into full cardiac arrest early Sunday  and could not be revived, the Website TMZ reported. The Los Angeles City Fire Department got a call from the home of Murphy's husband Simon Monjack about 8 a.m., fire officials told TMZ. She was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where she was pronounced dead on arrival Murphy starred in "8 Mile," and "Don't Say a Word." The starlet became a household name among teens in 1995 as the sidekick in "Clueless," who went from awkward wall flower to snotty hottie. A few years ago, she released the single "Faster Kill Pussycat," which became a dance club hit. Her last big movie was "Sin City" in 2005 Read more:
It is the voice in the back of your mindthat whispers all the thingsthat seem too cruel to say.It is all that is locked up tight.Never to see the light of dayIt is not a husband....It is pain.It is not a father....It is failure.It is not a son....It is hate.It lies drowning in a pool polluted with frustration and self loathing.It is all my hatred pressed downto the head of a pin.It's heart is black...Beating in time with mine.It is not a leader....It is useless.It is not wanted....It is black.It is not needed....It is worthless.It is everything and nothing, all at once.All it has is darkness.It needs to feel.It needs to hate.Keep it locked up inside of me,so only I can feel the pain.
Day Or Two
The physician said day or two and I'd be back but lets go for month or two. Read back and who knows you may find a fine thread to this? Some think that world will end in a nuclear mess and others a total melt down of world economy, followed by One World Economy and a One World Government? I say no to either one. Seems to be something going on. I see something for the unlitmate good but with a lot of pain to get there. Who knows, I don't, because I have almost two feel of snow. Plow man says ETA is one hour? Norio  
Santa Sex
Santa Sex I have the best girlfiend in the world.I came home and found her waiting for me in bed.Not only waiting for me but in red lingerie with white fur trimming.Yay santa has come to town and brought me exactly what I wanted for christmasA beautiful girl wrapped in tinsle in my very own bed.Yay for spontaniety, yay for the holidays.I just jumped into bed as fast as I could to unwrap my presentKissing those lushes breastPressing against that beautiful bodyRunning my fingers threw that beautiful hairTearing that fur and red cloth off of her delicious bodyKissing those sweet and tender lipsWraping our tounges together greco roman styleEye to eyeChest to juicy chestHip to curvacious hipThat room caught fire with the heat and passion between us that nightSinking into one anotherFalling into eachothers bodiesThe sweet sweat of each other interminglingThe entanglement of limbsThe ripping and shredding of clothesThe labored breathing, slumped into one anothers arms after the most cosmic
Un Sponsored Poster Campaign Depicts Humans As Evil Monsters
UN Sponsored Poster Campaign Depicts Humans As Evil Monsters A new poster campaign sponsored by the United Nations depicts humans as evil horror movie monsters intent on slaughtering wildlife, another abhorrent example of how eugenicists are following through on the Club of Rome's 1991 promise to portray Homo sapiens as the enemy in an effort to construct a world government around the pretext of saving the earth.
Criminal Bernanke Hailed As World's Savior By Time
Financial Crisis Perpetrator Bernanke Hailed As World's Saviour By TIMEFederal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke has been named TIME person of the year for 2009 and hailed as a saviour when in the real world he has overseen the worsening of the financial crisis, the looting of the American economy by foreign offshore banks and the destruction of the Dollar.
Un Chief: We Will Impose Global Governance
UN Chief: We Will Impose Global Governance United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki-moon has again publicly admitted that the agenda behind the Copenhagen summit and the climate change fraud is the imposition of a global government and the end of national sovereignty.
Climate Cultists Assault Global Warming Skeptic
Climate Cultists Assault Global Warming Skeptic During Live Interview Aghast that someone dared challenge the sanctity of Al Gore's holy climate empire, global warming loons pelted journalist Phelim McAleer with objects during a live television interview, proving once again the extreme left's constant preaching of tolerance doesn't extend to tolerating the free speech of anyone who disagrees with them.
Final Copenhagen Text Includes Global Transaction Tax
Final Copenhagen Text Includes Global Transaction Tax The final Copenhagen draft agreement which was hammered out in the early hours of Friday morning includes provisions for a global tax on financial transactions that will be paid directly to the World Bank, as President Obama prepares to bypass Congress by approving a massive transfer of wealth from America into globalist hands.
Obama Forced To Address Climate Skepticism
Obama Forced To Address Climate Skepticism In Bad Tempered Tantrum A visibly frustrated President Barack Obama was forced to address climate skepticism during his ill-tempered tantrum today in Copenhagen, desperately claiming that man-made climate change was "not fiction," a view not shared by the majority of Americans he has failed to represent as he attempts to ram through a huge transfer of wealth to the new world order.
Copenhagen Summit Has Established A World Government
EXCLUSIVE - British Peer: Copenhagen Summit Has Established A World Government Amid all the mainstream media reports of the talks in Copenhagen "limping" to a close and having failed, Lord Christopher Monckton, reporting from the summit, has stated that the only goal of the conference was to implement the framework and the funding for a world government - which he asserts has been achieved.
Copenhagen Accord Establishes Global Government Framework
Copenhagen Accord Establishes Global Government Framework Although the final Copenhagen agreement is largely being dismissed as a failure by both the mainstream media and climate skeptics, it does establish the framework for a global government which will control climate finances via taxes on CO2 emissions, as Lord Monckton warned on The Alex Jones Show this week.
Just A Lil Banter!
Im sitting here being ooo soo lazy this AM or evening if  you will and just have alot on my mind!!!  lol i am not gonna sit here and try to catch my miss spells, or my punctuation. lol i am on IE not firefox so this could get ugly spelling wise!! those of u that know me well know my fingers are way faster than my brain!!  I been sitting here looking through some pics from a friend that is stationed over in Afgan, as u will see in my pics i Uploaded a few of em!! Just yesterday i was fussin with my mom about the shoppin and the blah and the blah lol i just been really bah humbug this year, So i was getting ill with a few things on fubar and i decided look through the pics cus i had been meaning to do it!!!So i layed here and i really looked through those pics and I really let it sink in whats going on over there, ever since my cousin got killed in Iraq a few years back i have kinda blocked it out and some how managed to just pretend that its not going on till i came in contact with KW
Santa Gifts
This may be my last year to do the Santa thing. My son is 9 yrs old. I found a big red felt sack with a gold cord & white pom pom ends. I wrapped the Santa presents & put them in the sack. I am planning to make it look like my house was the last stop & Santa left the bag for Alex. Cute?? I think so!
New Years Resolution
I think i have come to a conclusion as to what my new years resolutions will be... - I want to quit smoking (not sure i will) but i want to. - Start excersising so i can hopefully loss weight... allot of it. - Most imortantly i am going to take chances and open up to people and try not to push them away... maybe let myself care for a change and be cared for. if there was someone who wanted to.  Well that about somes up what i want in the new year.  well not really but it's a start lol.  
Randomness....ugh Ye
So I think about alot of things that I won't post here :P Sorry you'll have to use your imagination. If you know me that shouldn't be difficult :P   Holiday shopping *ugh* ye I still need to do some of idea what to get some of the people on my list. Open for ideas though..please be creative if you suggest anything!   Last week was rather interesting I must say :) Woke up this morn from a really great dream wish I could go back to sleep and let it continue..   This week is going to be dull until the kids open pressies .. Fuck 2 weeks without school!! I'm so gonna be bored off my ass   So like how are you fu fu's today?
I'm On Facebook
Yes !!! I as arrived ...  I am on Facebook ... Looking for family to join in Mafia Wars, Vampire Wars, Petville, Yoville, Uno, Castle Age, Farmville, Enchancted Island!!!   and if the game is fun, I'll join you to !!!!   you can look me up by Skynightwolf ... that should find me .. if not let me know and I'll get or give info to add you up!!!
1 Peter 3 1 Peter 4 1 Peter 5 2 Peter 1 2 Peter 2 Bible Reading Plan -- Complete NIV Bible in a Year Read the NIV Bible in a year, reading three chapters daily and five on Sundays.
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What It's All About?
We're not trying to force religion on anyone or for that matter get you to Join Forces with God... We put this up for you if you choose to do it! It dosen't matter whom you may be An ARK is a ARK, keep doing what your doing! We're not here to preach to you nor are we here to guilt trip you into anything!   Thank You to those whom have Joined and keep spreading the kindness! If you would like to follow those whom have also joined to read these blogs do so... Privetely no one haz to know!   Please Clink link below to get it right to your E-mail Everyday! This was set yup to help those whom choose to to read the Bible everyday and with-in a year you would have read the entire thing! Much of an accomplishment! So love and Huggs! ARK
A Poem By Ronpowers!
Apparently Im Uber Evil
Suzieis96% Go straight to Hell You’ll be remembered in much the same way that Hitler is. You know you’re going to hell but it doesn’t scare you. You’ll most probably end up running the place. This summary only serves to backup what your friends already know and acts as a warning to everyone else. You will steal from the poor and elderly Take advantage of lonely neighbors Laugh at children in pain Collaborate in the murder of a mother Let 5 people go hungry for more money Steel large amounts of cash Violently chase those trying to help others Park in disabled spots Choose money over happiness and love Ignore your dying mothers last request Get away with murder if you’re able to  
~holiday Lovins~
I wanna ty everyone for all the love this Holiday. Im sorry I cant love on u back with blings but I try other ways lol. Being a single mom at Christmas is hard sometimes, especially now that I aslo have my nephews and niece.. They are gonna have a wonderful xmas lol, plus my daughters 13th birthday is on the 28th, ughhhhh =] She is soo excited, so mom supplied her with gifts cards to the movies and Buffalo wild wings (her favorite place lol).. I hope everyone has a wonderful Holiday and I promise to be back loving on everyone after its all over lol..Love and kisses to my Fu family, U guys are amazing!!xoxoxoxo
So far I have made 3 batches of butterballs, chocolate chip, and peanutbutter blossoms, and the dough for chocolate crinkles. Today I make the chocolate crinkles, spritz trees and fudge. I don't know if I should make pecan tarts or a pecan pie. I will also be making my grandmothers cheesecake. I feel like something is missing. What?? Help me.
Chicken Scratch
The funniest turf feed evermade by one chicken...from top to bottom December 18, 2009 in a quiet turf called VooDoo Nitrofish=> fu...: [pvt]: srry Fuc.... he has geared up...... fuckin' shitpants..... SEXY SKITTLE PIRATE JOLLY ROGER (OWNED BY ALWAYSASMILE)'s mob of 500 fought with: 68 Leopard II Main Battle Tanks, 4 Blast Shelters, 7 Tactical Utility Vehicles, 496 Full-Body Tactical Armors, 500 M134D Gatling Guns, 425 Armored Trucks........Tasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: but yet still you winTasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: fuck shitpantsTasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: he done buyed his way out nitroTasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: blinging fuckerTasty Voodoo Ch...: shitpants, think of your turf and just surrender, we will not go away!!!!Tasty Voodoo Ch...: or do you not care for what they want?Tasty Voodoo Ch...: stupid prideTasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: let his people fuck with that notionTasty Voodoo Ch...: see unlike you we do not block our enemies bring itTasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: I will get the dickwe
Everytime before I eventually fall asleep, I would stare at this little light that I can see outside through my bedroom window. I'd stare at it for quite some time. Thinking. I cried myself to sleep again last night with both my cats on my side. It does make me feel good that they're there to comfort me. I day dream and think a lot. Not always a good thing but sometimes I can't help it. I try to think of postitive things but they usually lead to negative things. I wish that my negatives would just turn to positives. I'm always real sad at work. Some people can notice it at work, some think I'm just tired. I wish that I was someone completely different. I wish I was more special. I wish I didn't always have to be the one that has to make the move....sometimes I just wish they would come to me for once. I reach for things but they're out of reach...the other person needs to extend their reach.
Let's Get Nekkid!
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Going Back To Melbourne And Ballarat
Hey everybody  i am going back to MELBOURNE AND BALLARAT from Christmas  Night my time meaning SYDNEY Time  so from 25-12-09 or 12-25-09 to 11-1-2010 or 1-11-2010 or even until 25-1-2010 or 1-25-2010  i will be visiting my brother and my new neices and my new sister in law and my sister and her boyfriend and see my aunt and uncle and my cousins and my 2nd cousins  for 3-4 weeks for christmas vacation or christmas holidays so i will be away from fubar for this time  i  haven't gone yet i am still at home but i am taking my computer stuff i need away with me so i will do my best to b on the internet while away s oto all my fubar friends i say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Bruce
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The Ode To The Wench Whos Heart Is Filled With Wicked~by Jd
Here we are once more, Lets keep it simple lets keep it quick, I never told you that you had to like me, Inside your head your sick. Now you want to hold a grudge against me, I thought we were all grown? You're nothing more than a wolf in sheeps clothing,  Funny we co-exist.   Crucify me for nothing, You pass judgements even though your far from right, Being starved for attention can be so harmful, Im no more far from dark then you are to light. Your soul is sinister, Just takes you to be ignored before you put it out to see, Hate me for all its worth and thats little, If you win the arguement i have won the fight.   You would like to believe your better than me, Tell me just who lied and told you that you were the fairest of them all? Perhaps you've been misguided by fools with false intentions, Now you are looking to blame someone and making it so commonplace so cruel.   Who the hell did you think you were dealing with, Did it feel good to gossip and ruin anothers lif
Best Of Me.
They know of you but they never really know you. The deeper they get the more you'll find yourself upset. I'm not what you want me to be. I'm not a thing of change and this is the best of me and check this you'll never get to me. I contain a passion that burns bright as the sun but can you stand it? Many have tried many have failed. The journy to bear ones soul is filled with many dangers and yet you ask for it so openly. Why I find myself asking, because you think I'd look cute at your side? How vain such a thought is, if all you desire is lust than state it as so. You'll not become the beast of my burden, you'll not be another mark in the book of my life. Ask those before you each and everyone of them has suffered under me. It's not that I'm out to make another person suffer me, no but why should I offer you my best when you can't even contain or controll yourself? Most my age can jump from one to another but me I latch on like a parasite to it's host. I'll feed off of you like none
This is a Joke told in many different ways but is definately a classic... MARINE   A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in ... Iraq and Afghanistan... One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU   One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."  The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."  It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform.  The professor was out cold.  The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.  The
Another Year Gone, Thankfully
Hope all of u have been doing well and enjoying the holidays. I'm doing better n so is my family.We buried Mom on a saturday,  n the weather was warm n sunny just like she liked it.I put my medals from when i was in the war in her hand before they closed her casket. She earned them far more than i ever will. I still find myself talking to her,  even though shes not phyiscally with us. And i knowshe hears me.We're still gonna celebrate christmas here, even though i ant lookin too much forward to it.Guess its more fer dad n my sisters.But its just me i guess, n time moves on. But we're all well here n hope all is well with you n yours. Bless u n talk to u all soon.
Christmas Lights
Christmas Lights that shines so bright. Show me the way, help me tonight. I see you shining, lighting the way for all to see. Why can't I see you? Like I use too and feel the calm and serenity....!!! Why can't I just let it over take me? Why is this season such a dread? Why do I only think of it as dead? Christmas suppose to be ,"the most wonderful time of year." A ghost of the past the present and the future. I walk alone wanting to find a hint of good cheer. Love me, Dry my tear. Help me to see the lights that shines for miles and miles and even in space. Show me that love and caress my face.
I get it now.  It took a while but I finally understand.  I am not what she wanted, not who she thinks of, not the person that makes her happy.  I sit up at night and wonder what it is about me.  Am I not smart enough, am I not attractive, am I to needy, demanding?  Or do I not care enough, do I not give her enough attention? Well whatever it is I get it.  She don't want to be bothered. I get it now, I finally understand.  I am not the one. Thought that I could complete her and that she could complete me.  So much in common, so much understanding between the two of us, but I guess that was wishful thinking. I was intrigued by her and wanted to know more.  I wanted to know all of her desires, dreams, passions and the things that make her uniquely her.  The thought of her placed me in a dream that I didn't want to wake up from, a dream that I wished to return to each night, but no such luck.  Instead I was forced to wake up, forbidden to go back at night and trapped in the cruel realit
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I was told that it is possible to Dj on here an actually get paid.... Is this true. Someone let me know, also i need someone that edits pictures i would like some done, if your willing to help
What Is A.r.k.?
A.R.K. Act of Random Kindness   ARK stands for Act of Random Kindness ARK has always been around but with much thought and help from God I have decided to make ARK known to Fubar! ARK is a group of people all working together to give love to Random people on Fubar and all across the world for that matter! Acts of Random Kindness don't require a whole lot of time or effort, but they can scignifialy improve another person's day! To be blunt Acts of Random Kindness shocks people! What's it going to hurt to take a few minutes out of your day to help bring joy and goodwill to someone other then yourslf for once? By giving a little can do a whole alot... crazy huh? Not at all its actully pretty amazing! I'm sure you have noticed as well as me that there's not awhole lot of love spread around threw Fubar or the world! Just giving even your time to someone you have never met pays off in the long run... you might be saying no it don't... but think of all that you have, think of the gre
Why do you still care for a girl who obviously doesn’t care for you?Accept the fact that the relationship is over, and we will not be getting back together again.Maintain No Contact, and do not check up on her, if you want to avoid pain.Why keep pining for a girl, who has already forgotten about you.You are better than that. You are going to push yourself to be the best man ever and not let this define who you are.You are young and you will experience so much more in life.The relationship is over. Accept it or keep feeling this way. She is not coming back. Listen to all your girl friends’ experiences, when a relationship is over…its over. What’s the use of looking back? What will that do for you?She doesn’t care for you anymore. She doesn’t think of you anymore. She’s not made one ounce of an effort to see how you are. You are not even in her mind…so why should you keep letting her into yours?The past is gone. You must look towards the
To Put Confusion Straight
Ok There are some people on here who are confused at the moment i am currently at home but on 25-12-09  or 12-25-09 night time on a train called the XPT  i will be leaving Sydney to go toMelbourne arrive in Melbourne on Boxing Day Morning Boxing Day is a public holiday in australia then i get on a 2nd train from Melbourne To Ballarat for Christmas Holidays until about the 11-01-10 or 01-11 or possibly 01-25-10 or 25-01-2010 to see my brother and my new sister in law and my new neices and my aunt and uncle and my cousins and my 2nd cousins and my sister and her boyfriend for christmas and the new year which will be fun i hope this clears up any confusion people from BRUCE ps it's official  i willl be away for 4 weeks people  until the 25-1-2010 or 1-25-2010
Boy Toy
I would hand her my heart,If she would ever take it.Her eyes wrap my soul,They have already taking it. stare into me my beauty,leave your heart with me.I promise you smiles,And forever it will be. So take my hand,walk with me,I know I can make those eyes shine.If only,If only beautiful,You would say your mine.
Guaranteed Ways To Get In Her Panties Now!!!!!!
so you've met a foxy lady on the wonderful world wide web and really want to make sure you get to meet her? well, i have some tips and tricks for you that will ensure your success in meeting the little lass as well as working your way right into her petticoats or thongs...whatever the slut's wearing.   1. Just to avoid any confusion later, be sure to always ask right at the start of your interactions, "so, do you like anal?" because that's always the first thing a girl wants to talk shoving something up her ass before you even know her name. to ensure a fast meetup, ask her to spread her cheeks in front of the bathroom mirror and take pics of her asshole for you. quickest way to a girls heart... yep. you all know it alraedy....through her asshole. 2. ask for her bra size. i mean, because we all know that knowing a 2 digit number and a letter will determine whether or not her tits are nice. so what if she's already shown you her tits 47 times.... you still need to know th
...i get shite(e) like this in my inbox pretty regularly but for the entertainment of (and warning to) others, please don't fall for such desperate & devious moronix: Dear Zen, I am Barrister Wilson Dima, an Attorney At law, and the Personal lawyer to Mr.S.D Zen, a foreigner who used to work with Shell International Company here in Republic of Togo, hereinafter shall be referred to as my client.  As it may  interest you to know, your contact was giving to me by divine inspiration at the office of the Chamber of Commerce and Tourism in Lome-Togo as I was going through some directories. I decided to contact you in order to champion such a business magnitude without any problem. On the 31st of October 2003, my client, his wife and their two children were involved in a car accident along Kara-Sokode expressway while arriving from Holiday to Lome. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then, I have made severalinquiries to locate any of their extended relatives
Boy Toy
I would hand her my heart,If she would ever take it.Her eyes wrap my soul,They have already taking it. stare into me my beauty,leave your heart with me.I promise you smiles,And forever it will be. So take my hand,walk with me,I know I can make those eyes shine.If only,If only beautiful,You would say your mine.
Facing The Dark Without You~by Jd
I am stepping outside my mind with this on, There is so much more to tell than i can find the time to speak. Ending where i once began and part of me is dead, This is the way it has got to be and i'll never let you meet the real me.   Asking me "why" now and suddenly i have no words i am mute, Disillusioned and not quite ready to openly share my thoughts. My life is so out of control and im feeling rather comfortable being lost, A jaded smile and misguiding eyes make me seem like i know exactly where i stand.   At night my head dont sleep, Thoughts of this tragic life circulate all hours of the night, A constant battle of will versus instinct and in the process emotion is completely left behind. A man filled with misery not willing to share with those around me, Turn your glance from me, Alone i stand a broken man and there isn't a chance to turn this around, To join me will only drag you down.   I have been to the depths of the darkest halls and i know what fate awaits
insufficient, ill-advised, tarnished, beaten, fear-filled eyes.   I apologized with my mouth but nothing else..... as is my way.    
To have loved and lost is better then to have... Lies.  
What can I say about him? I love him to death. Besides my kids..hes my greatest joy.  Best dog I have ever had.  Today he got hit by a car. Thank god..he is huge..and thank god..he just got bruised and nothing else. We took him to vet to be checked out. Came out of there feeling alot better..even though we were 150 dollars less..and still owe more. That was gonna be for more christmas stuff..but hey? Somethings are worth more than gifts.  He is worth it! Has been a pretty emotional day.. all I can say. It truly amazes me someone can hit a animal like that..and just drive away though. Anyways.. thats been my day. I have also been working last few days so not been on much.. but all my family on here are in my thoughts.. I wish all a wonderful Christmas.. if I dont speak to u before then. xoxo nikki
Rhyme Session With Each1
Crazed2APoint... I'M AN ENIGMA WRAPPED IN FOOLISHNESS said: I live outside my mind, My thought process resides in a gutter... A limbless mute dominatrix is my idea of a dream lover -Each1 Teach1-of Brass Knuckle Poets Society said: but sometimes shes too smothered to cover, so i dip her in dream rubber in a last attempt to love her...somehow i never could phase her, barefoot rollerskating on a razor in a blazer till i can taste her.... Crazed2APoint... I'M AN ENIGMA WRAPPED IN FOOLISHNESS said: self sabotaging maybe, destroyin things before they start, it became rare to get through my defenses cus my heart was torn apart... silly little love games drove my heart and mind insane, closest i get to love is pretending you love me when you're screaming my name.   -Each1 Teach1-of Brass Knuckle Poets Society said: and how is it you scream so crisp? its gotta be hi-fi,place the barrel to my lips, release the needle from my eye, i see it in split vision, yer standing on either
Chapter Seven: Strike And Counterstrike
"You volunteered for what?" James had stopped pacing and was staring at Faust with a look of shock on his face. "You are going to pretend to work for Avari just to get close to Shelata? That wasn't part of the plan!" Faust lay in his nest, well aware that James was still talking, but he didn't care all that much. "Listen James. We know the Blues are preparing to defend themselves from a massive attack. And we knew that Avari would send Shelata, seeing as how she knew where the Blues would go. But I have a plan that could possibly make this all go faster." Faust related his plan to James, and the entire time, James stood speechless. When he could finally speak, the only thing he was able to mutter were the words, "You scheming, golden-bellied dragon! Why the hell didn't you think of that at the conclave?" Faust smiled slightly, and closed his eyes to get some rest before everything went down the next day.   Faust arrived at the Bay of Blood just as the sun was sinking behind the hor
Fumafia & Mobwars, Etc...
...ok, so just know that i don't play the online games (except the fubar drinking game cuz-a all the cool peeps i've met on & offline)... if ya wanna join my turf, please feel free to do so BUT know i won't actively be engaging in any of the festivities... ...i recently joined disturbed1's turf cuz she asked nicely with no pressure & i like her overall 'tude & she knows i won't be gamin'... if ya "attack" me UUUUUUGGGHHHHH! i'm mortally wounded *die* ...big woop, i have no interest in "attacking' ya back... it is, i spend a lot more time on fubar than i would anywhere else on the web but it's a groovy place so it's time well spent... The end. ps - support my public access show (L.A. Zen) & all efforts to make it something fun & enjoyable for urselves & others...thank you!  
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Fubar Truth 103: The Angle Pic.
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Fubar Truth 103: The Angle Pic.
...I always enjoy it when good people come together to tell the unpleasant truth and point out the obvious things that people are in denial about whether it be in real life or here on Fubar... ...With that in mind I bring you another so-true blog posting by Ms. Jrie. It's pretty much addressing a huge problem not just regulated to Fubar, it's all over any internet social site - the dreaded "angle pic." ..this is told from a female point of view. If you know anyone that could benefit from checking out this posting, it's rather informative so feel free to spread the word and link away... it deceit? Lies? Truth?...I'll just let her posting speak for itself... Click here to check it out!... always if anyone finds anything that you might want to share with everyone, feel free to send it to me and I will consider posting it for more exposure... Hope everyone's having a great holiday and see you all of the flip side...peace...
Arousal from performing cruel acts to animals.
layer one:Spell your name with bands/artistsS - Snow PatrolT - The Tragically HipE - EelsV - Van HalenE - Electric Light Orchestralayer two:- name: Steve, duh!- birth date: 24 May. Gemini- nicknames: Spike, Spiker, Hey you!- current location: The Great White North- eye color: Kaleidescope - mostly blue- hair color: Brown- righty or lefty: Righty  - best friend[s]: all over the worldlayer three:- the shoes you wore today: My favourite chukka boots- your perfect pizza: roasted vegetables and pesto- the last time you cried: Tuesday, but it was dark so no one noticed.layer four:- your best physical feature: left ear- most missed memory: it's missing so how can I remember?  WTF?layer five:- pepsi or coke: no thanks.- mcdonald's or burger king: no thanks.- adidas or nike: adidas- lipton ice tea or nestea: proper tea, brewed in a pot.- chocolate or vanilla: meh- cappuccino or coffee: proper tea, brewed in a pot.layer six:- curse: bollocks!- do you sing: yes, lots.- take a shower everyday: yep
I'm an idealist without illusions.  -  John F. Kennedy
capricious\kuh-PRISH-us; -PREE-shus\ , adjective;1.Apt to change suddenly; whimsical; changeable.
Where Are You
Where is this endless loving embrace my heart yearns how may I feel this gift as this world turns Know that I've tried and never shied away from our moment as its true sometimes you need to bleed before  its meant I've adored a heart that came deceive and held a beauty that lead me to believe Blinded by my own wish to end this search for you I wish I had listen to my head, as it knows who is true Where are you tonight under the crescent moon hope you know I can't wait to see you sometime soon When we can finally forget to guard our heart and let it truly come out without being pulled apart I've promised to never hold back the optimistic view I've held as a kid and I won't ever let you forget the reality of cupids bid Cause valentines day isn't just one day of the year Its everyday I get to hold you near
A Poem Written By Me
A Precious Treasure   I can't wait another day And hold these wolves at bay Tis not just a kiss That could bring eternal blissFrom being with you missPeople stop and take a ganderAt what I found that is so much granderThan any treasure in the world...
A Day Of Pondering...
Ok, so I'm not exactly sure where this is going to go, but I havent blogged in way too long, (not as if anyone will prolly read this anyway) so I figured I would go ahead and jot something down... Since I have no specific agenda here, I think I am going to do what we did in college and that was just "free write"... so if this makes no sense at all, then so be it... here we go... I was contemplating the other day the fact that after 5 years since my divorce I still have no one special in my life!! This totally sucks ass, and is disappointing to me. I mean, I dont think that I am UGLY by any means, but I know that I am not a drop dead handsome man either... Kinda somewhere in between. I am an intelligent guy, and have a pretty decent head on my sholders, so WHY THE FUCK cant I find someone to share some time with me??  I'm not talking about getting married or anything like that, but someone to hang out with, share my thoughts and feelings with and someone whom I can cuddle up at night n
Sand Castles
There is magic in your heart without a doubtas I am riddled with goose bumps that make me want to shoutThis is how love should make anyone feelenticing and invigorating the soul with each dealThere is more to your obvious sultry beauty appealas a rose unfolds her petals your glory is unraveled in its sealFiltered with allurements that bear strengths and numerous desiresyour values and dreams are beams of light and a virtue that never tiresThere is magic in your touch with a sense of purposeno delay or mistaken your commitment to run this courseVibrating on the reality that surrounds your treasured beautyI'm thrilled to be the one who can share whats meant to beAll the vividness captured in this endless lovebares the jealous of the heavenly stars aboveAs they are just a glimmer of our genuine bond at handwhile we live the dream walking together with our feet over the sand
Jason Aldean - The Truth
"The Truth" Tell 'em all I'm on vacation Say I went to visit friends That you ain't heard or seen from me in quite a while When they ask you where I've been Tell 'em I'm out on the West Coast Where it don't ever rain And that I'm probably doing fine Just don't tell 'em I've gone crazy That I'm still strung out over you Tell 'em anythin' you want to Just don't tell 'em all the truth Yeah, don't tell 'em all the truth Tell 'em all I'm out in Vegas Blowin' every dollar I ever made Tell 'em that I must be into somethin' bad for me 'Cause I sure lost a lot of weight Tell 'em I'm out on the road With some old rock and roll band Living like a gypsy can Just don't tell 'em I've gone crazy That I'm still strung out over you Tell 'em anythin' you want to Just don't tell 'em all the truth Yeah, don't tell 'em all the truth The truth is that I'm askin' you to lie And we both know that it ain't right But if you ever loved me Please have some mercy on me Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Tell 'em anyth
Miranda Lambert White Liar
White Liar lyricsHey, white liar,The truth comes out a little at a time,And it spreads just like a fire,Slips off your tongue like turpentine,And I don't know why,White Liar.You better be careful what you do,I wouldn't wanna be in your shoes,If they ever found you at,You better be careful what you say,It never really added up anyway,I got friends in this town.Hey, white liar,The truth comes out a little at a time, And it spreads just like a fire,Slips off your tongue like turpentine,And I don't know why,White Liar.You said you went out to a bar,And walked some lady to her car,But your face has more to tell,Cause my cousin saw you on the street,With a red head named Bernice,Turns out you don't lie to well.Hey, white liar, The truth comes out a little at a time, And it spreads just like a fire,Slips off your tongue like turpentine,And I don't know why,White Liar.Here's a bombshell just for you,Turns out I've been lying, too,Now I;m the white liar,The truth comes out a little at a time, A
Craig Morgan Lyrics » Bonfire Lyrics
Bonfire lyricsVerse 1You can see it from the river,to the top of White Pine Ridge,burning like a summer sun,a bunch of rednecks getting half lit.There's mud-covered trucks and SUVscranking out Hank and AC/DCChorusAt the bonfire, out in the stickscountry backwoods, homegrown hicks.Bonfire, dance a little jig,hold up your cup and take another swig.Won't sleep til dawn, party right down to the wire,at the bonfire.Verse 2Everybody sees the headlightswhen old Sheriff John pulled up.We all got a little nervous;it's too late to hide our cups.He pops a top and hollers real loud'Dont worry yall I came to hang out!'ChorusAt the bonfire, out in the stickscountry backwoods, homegrown hicks.Bonfire, dance a little jig,hold up your cup and take another swig.Won't sleep til dawn, party right down to the wire,at the bonfire.You dont have to be from around hereto know right where to go.All you gotta do is load up and head towards the glow.ChorusAt the bonfire, out in the stickscountry backwoods, homegr
Dierks Bentley Lyrics » I Want To Make You Close Your Eyes Lyrics
I Want To Make You Close Your Eyes lyricsGirl I've been waitin on this long hard day to get over So i can rest my head right here on your shoulder I just wanna lay here and feel you breathe Listen to the rhythm of your heartbeat And see where it leads... We're wide awake but girl I Wanna Make You Close Your Eyes And say my name like only you can say it and hold me tight All I need is only you and me alone tonight I wanna make you close your eyes...oh yeah... You can make me work for it girl if you want to Just leave a trail for me to follow you into the bedroom And if you need a little bit of help from me Babe there's not a button that I cant reach Lets see where it leads We're wide awake but girl I wanna make you close your eyes And say my name like only you can say it and hold me tight All I need is only you and me alone tonight I wanna make you close your eyes I wanna take you somewhere...out there... 'Til the world fades out of sight We're wide awake but girl I wanna make you close
Methods Of Choosing The Origin Ugg
Authenticity of pure wool, sub-straight hair and curly-haired, look smooth feel good, very soft and comfortable, made with sheep's clothing surface, the surface looked a bit plush feeling swept to one side, then there will be a different hair feeling, and then grasping points wool burned down, without the kind of taste like burning hair, it is certainly false wool.  The second measure: is also very important move, ugg boots, all of the yardage marked on both the security lines embedded in the inside, using ultraviolet light detectors can be according to the out, and if not, as the Yuan as embedded inside the a line, it is false. (The numbers of selling fake ugg boots dispensers do not know, oh, do not believe you ask to see. The third measure: the official website of Uggs investigation and comparison with the store's shoe picturesC we take a look at the empty can on the where there are sections of the shoes in detail. Fourth strokes: From the price point of view, a good pure woo
Slipknot - Snuff
"Snuff" Bury all your secrets in my skin Come away with innocence, and leave me with my sins The air around me still feels like a cage And love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again... So if you love me, let me go. And run away before I know. My heart is just too dark to care. I can't destroy what isn't there. Deliver me into my Fate - If I'm alone I cannot hate I don't deserve to have you... My smile was taken long ago / If I can change I hope I never know I still press your letters to my lips And cherish them in parts of me that savor every kiss I couldn't face a life without your light But all of that was ripped apart... when you refused to fight So save your breath, I will not hear. I think I made it very clear. You couldn't hate enough to love. Is that supposed to be enough? I only wish you weren't my friend. Then I could hurt you in the end. I never claimed to be a Saint... My own was banished long ago / It took the Death of Hope to let you go So Break Yourself
Daddy ... It Hurts!
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!! My name is Chris , I am three, My eyes are swollen.. I cannot see. I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong, I can't speak at all, Or else I'm locked up, All day long. When I'm awake, I'm all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight. I just heard a car, My daddy is back, From Charlie's bar I hear him curse, My name is called , I press myself, Against the wall. I try to hide, >From his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault, He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more, I finally get free, And run to the door. He's already locked it, And I start to bawl, He takes me and th
  1. I don't want all of this snow. The roads are horrible and I can't go anywhere. 2. I was stuck at my Mom's last night so I could work today. Woke up at 7am with no power. 3. My boss called me to tell me work was closed and I couldn't get back to sleep. 4. I got to hear my Mom and stepdad whine about how they couldn't use their oven. 5. I'm back home now, but it's cold here. 6. My cell won't get a signal so I can't call anyone. 7. I have a Christmas party tomorrow, but I don't think I'll be able to make it. 8. One other possible bad thing, but I won't go into details about that one. 9. The only GOOD thing about today is that I can get online so I'll have SOMETHING to do. It has come to my attention that some of you had no clue I was "in a relationship". Well I am. =]  
3 Sims For All
Silver Lights
You Are Silver Lights Your holidays are a time of glamour and elegance. You like to get dressed up and hit the town. Your holiday decorations tend to be sleek... and never tacky. And your favorite holiday gift tends to be something high tech or shiny. What Color Christmas Lights Are You? The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings
Vampyric Evil Train
      Vampyric Evil   The Rules:   1. Stop by Reapers's page, rate the Dragons folder of pics... He will have an Auto 11s running as well... Start with this one... See Reapers's folder for the "VAMPYRIC EVIL" tags. Rate all the tags in the Folder. Please leave him a comment that you have gotten your tag...   2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Reapers's train" or something like that... If your profile is marked private, then you need to visit each person's profile on this train and add each rider yourself, whether or not they are above or below you on the train...   3. Private me
No More Strife
We’ve both had worry and both had strife Searching for a happy, a better life Through all the pain and tears Waiting many, many years Hoping for true love to come and be mine That day in your eyes, I saw a sign Holding your hand…kissing…, can this be true As the rain fell and the wind gently blew I found someone! I found you! Your touch is electric, your kiss warm How quick love can take form The answer is, quicker than we knew Before long you loved me and I loved you As we grow together I have to ask This one very small task Take my hand and pray with me That our love will be for eternity Building our family day by day I will be with you, my love, every step of the way Being the husband you deserve The Lord we shall serve We too shall have a beautiful life With love, honesty, commitment and no more strife Together my love we are destined for success I’ll break my back, I will not rest Until you know this one thing is true Forever and ever I will always love
No Sense In Having Sense
I'm the bestest the freshest. You ever heard of kid. Look at what i did & how i'm doin it. You just a ruiner dementia 1-9 the 13 after next come the 14 i'm unseen. Wicked gullotine splicin down at ya spleen reppin holdin it down for the hatchet like dating singles & ya ass is just matched with bustin bottles of acid over ya head. Shootin with daggers goin into ya skin. I'm in the best you ain't had of gin with rum you just dum dum ya fuming at the mouth. Breakin you off with a 2 to 3 4 9 peace make it a monster into a king 11 44 killer hit combo knockin ya fallin yo ass flat into the car. Just like that background. I can spit i can spit a whole bunch of shit i'm rhyme worth it puttin so much in while you jerkin i'm layin down a fuckin hurting. With fist ya shoot & ya miss it's kris comin with that shit pop pop it don't fuckin stop i'm as nice & like in ya hair. You have lice I metaphorically in clinically connect chain wreck with the rhyme out of my mind. Not givin a dayum bout time. &
Nimble and quick should death be. Sick as a dog. Nausea, vomiting, and dia whatever all at the same time like in the hospital. In the hospital dia whatever was never there. Nitro didn't do a thing as was the case in the hospital. I have to wonder was all the comotion in the hospital just that, comotion only? Comes back to who has most to gain? Myself, the gain isn't there and let the cards fall where they may. I have people telling me I'm making a mistake and I see something else beside what they see. I have to ask what do they have to gain? New American Version of The Bible I am reading is quite different than the one I had before. This is Roman Catholic so it has the formality of Copy Right under something else. Previous was 1975. My, how the traditional has given way to new wave. Guess, even the Roman Catholic has to keep with the changes. Some think that the worlds ecnomy are being driven down for a reason. Reason being, to force us all into submission of One World Economy and Go
"maybe It's Day 4"
Well my friends, I know it has been a long 4 days sense i last spoke but my dog was so sweet as i was leaving (she brought me another beer) that i couldn't take another step. (again it was the beer). but i went on with my journey even though i knew i would miss my dog,(boy could she make a mean Jack and coke). I've made it to the sidewalk now one that i didn't know i had , anyway after i took my third step i realized "My god I'm not even at my house"! I don't have a side walk. So was that my dog after all ? do i even have a dog? I'm so confused at this point. Do i go back and ask the dog? or do i continue on? At this point it's a really hard desesion knowing that the liqure store is only one block away. It has to be the worm. This is going to be a hard on to make up my mind on. Ok hold on i found another piece of a candy bar in my pocket . I must set here and think, i will be back. "Damn Worm"
Generousity , And Being Taken Advantage Of ,
My First Blog here on Fu-bar ,,,, Well I have only been here a few months and I see that alot of us are affriad to get involved once we have have been hurt ,, Both Men and Woman these days are very abusive with there partners both Physically and Emotionaly. Myself I have been there as well , I will not aloow My past or what has happen in it to stop me from finding someone to truly Love and cherish . My real life Generousity has become to some a Co-dependcy and that what has caused My heart ache , I can not blame no one except me fpr allowing it to happen and manily continue once it got out of hand . I know One of you ladies here are looking for a true hearted man as I know there is a true hearted woman amongst you .. Just take the chance talk to me find out that I am 100% me ..  No Games No Lies and No Bullshit .. Jusy a honesty Loving open heart human being .. is my e-mail and messenger ,,   Thank you Sincerly Daniel aka Howller
  "Transition from Arkansas to South Carolina"! Part 1 Current mood:  drunkCategory: Life Dude's, after my divorce I've been lost for the last 6 years.  So after 15 beers, 3 shots of Jager, 2 pints of Vodka, 3 Twinkies and a Snickers bar with a shot of Jack I decided to go on a quest and I figured out it would be a hard one.  After my 16th beer and 8th shot of Jack I decided "Ohh well, I'll take a piss and we'll get this show on the road!"  Unfortunatly my water was shut off, so don't drink the worm...  So I walked to the door and realized that it's 16 below 0 out there and I lost all my clothes in the damn divorce.  Thats when I came to the conclusion that there's still half a bottle of Jack, 2 beers, a shot of Jager, 3 twinkies and half a snickers bar.  So I looked at the dog, petted her, and let her know I needed to take yet another piss, damn worm.  After I peed in her water bowl, thinking it was my bathroom, forgetting I didn't have one (damn worm again!). 
"DUH" I had a blonde woman walk up to me the other day when i was on my computer, and she said: "I don't undrestand all this computer stuff" and i asked her "What do you not understand"? she say's, "Well every one i see that get's a e-mail they read and respond by that re; re; stuff on the same message". and i said "so whats the problem with that"? and she asked' "well why don't you guy's just start a new message to answer the mail wouldn't that be easier to read"? i replied to her, "were doing are part to help the earth". and she goes," what's that"? i told her ,"We are saving paper". she gives me a hug and say's "That is so cool". "DUH"
This Is To The Lil Whiney Bitchez Male And Female
A Letter to the Editor Nationalized healthcare soon to be a reality??? I'm a 53yo unemployed Trucker,and a US Navy Vet.  I grew up in Brookline, Mass.This morning I woke up in my current home of Powell, Wy and  read that the senate got it's needed 60 votes because Sen Nelson of Neb accepted a $300 million deal, I got sooo mad I almost cried from rage. The urge to scream at the congress is almost overwhelming.What happened to government "for the people, by the people"?This is now government for the government, by the government. I am ashamed of my Government, my Congress, My President, and my fellow Americans for allowing this travesty. We need to rise up as a nation and riot, protest,and tea-party our collective rear-ends off and make sure that the 2010 and 2012 elections terminate every senator and congressperson who voted for this atrocity  
The Mile High Club
You make your way to the bathroom (on the plane).........a few moments later, I join you. You meet me with a kiss - with your kiss is a shit-eatin grin! I bite my bottom lip as I look at you with my sexy green eyes - the look that says in no words I wanna fuck you so bad! You quickly pull my dress up (only to discover I am wearing NO panties!), as I also try to undo your is very small in here, but it's sexy - it gives us reason to be against one another.... We manage to remove all necessary clothing - my dress, your jeans, and half way unbutton your lift me up on the edge of the sink, and force your vicious cock into my tight, soaked pussy! You lean into me, as my back is against the mirror, my feet resting/pushing/kicking the wall behind you - letting the other passengers know what we lovers are up to! I push you away, you sit on the lid of the toilet (which has been covered with necessary paper towels), you grab my waist and pull me to you as get my p
Just Me If You Care To Know
I thought i would take time out of my super busy schedual (NOT!!) to tell everyone who care's a bit about my self and how i came to be the person i am. My Name is Tyna, I was born in Springerville Az. was born and raised in Arizona for the majority of my life. I am the youngest of 12 siblings (ya i know mom and dad shoulda bought a tv), By the time i can really remember most my siblings were grown and gone, it was only 3 or 4 of us in the house yaay.  As being the youngest, i am the Baby my oppinion and thoughts mean nothing to my family i learned long time ago to just shut up and do whtever they decided and it came to the point even to today if someone ask my oppinon or asks what i want to do, i find myself at a loss. I usually just say... "whatever u want" and if i'm not happy with the dicision i suffer in silence. I moved from Eden Az to Teme Az when i was 18 to find a job and start a life of boring lol. Any ways to jusmp a few years of nothing i met my husband in around Thnksgiv
For My Dearest Friend ~taadaaa~..i Love You~
Just happen to look outside My window, and damn it, it's snowing now.The news said just a week ago we may not get none til early January, damn meterologist. The news also say that if you have any shopping to get it done now, since NOW it is a lot more heading our way from the west.. lucky Me. Okay I am bored, If you would be so kind as to do Me a salute.. preferably boobs.. but hey do Me more salutes they are always good to look at when bored. ... okay back to being bored.... Random NewsOkay,I got a PM on Myspace from a christian group, speaking of Me repenting for My sins, in the name of Jesus, Hey I have no prob if you're a jesus freak but can ya keep your faith away from My logic? ^^Oh look, My plan is coming along nicely.^^
Homemade Facial
Article: Natural Honey and Oatmeal Mask - by Greg Podsakoff The most popular home made mask is an oatmeal mask It is a simple, completely safe mask, and it works perfectly for people with oily skin. The ingredients are as follows:  1/3 cup of regular or fast cook oatmeal (1-3 minutes)  ¼ cup of honey  ½ cup of water  Mix the water and the oatmeal together, and cook. Then, set the oatmeal aside to cool and thicken. As it is cooling, mix in the ¼ cup of honey. Once the mask is well mixed and cool, apply a thin even layer to the skin.  Be careful when applying this mask around the eyes. Though completely safe, the oatmeal can cause slight eye irritation. Better yet, place a used tea bag over the eyelids to reduce any redness or eye irritation.  The way this mask works is simple. The oatmeal in the mask is the primary “active” ingredient. It works to absorb excess oil on the skin and in the pores. Oatmeal will also help remove excess skin cells, and exfoliate the skin. The
Nikki I Will Always Remember
Oh Nikki!I wish you could see how I feel.I wish you could feel how you make my heart beat.I Love you.I Miss you.Your everything to me Nikki.I want to hear you say I love you too.Believe it.Never  forget me.I would have been your everything.I would have made all your dreams come true.I wanted to lay with you underneath the same great sky.I would have been your hope.I would have loved you forever.I wanted so much for you Nikki.You were my everything.All that I been through .My love for you never changed.I would have died in you r arms.I will miss you Nikki.
The Reason For Water ....
This is proven ... But by no means do you stop anything unless you have your physican's support!!!!   DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven a its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases: Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.METHOD OF TREATMENT1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water .....interesting 2. Brush and
In The Cold Of Tonight
I’m so Lonesome.In the cold of tonight..I see the light in you.That fires my soul.That heats my night.And I wanna hold you tight..In the cold of tonight.You have a way.That saves my day.I want you.To want me.Wont you say.You want me too.I wanna stroke your hair.As if it was my everyday.Or do I just fade.In the cold of tonight.Copyright ©2009 Vernon  Reese
I’m A Failure. (one Of My Negative Ones)
I failed in life.I failed in love.I failed to let loose.I failed.I failed to live.I failed to breed.I failed my family.I failedI failed the truth.I failed the lie.I failed as life passed my by.
I Want You
I want you.I need you.Say you want me too.Tell me I’m yours.Tell me nothing else matter.Let your pain go.I want you.I need you.Is this to much to ask.Will you be mine.This is killing me.I love you.I need you.I miss you.I want you.
I Need Love
I think about you.I think of my life.I close my eyes.I start to cry.My love I need you tonight.I can not fight.I can’t go on..Seems too long.And too late.All I want.But I cannot wait.I give you my all.I want you to know.That I love you..I can’t believe this.I cant wait for the first kiss.I can’t wait another night.I wanna hold you  in my arms.I need love.I need you.
I Know…..
I know we just met.I know you have fear.I know you just cant think clear.But you must know.I am here.You push me away.Thats all to clear.But have no fear.I will be here.Open your eyes.Dry your tears.Im here for years.Thats all to clear.For your first kiss.I have no fears.I have you on my mind.I wish you were here.I know you love me.Thats all to clear.We just have some fears.Oh please oh please.I just want you here.
Hold Me Close
Saying I love you isn’t enough.Not like I wanna show you.If you only knew how I feel..What would you say If only you knew.That my love for you is real.I try to make you understand.Not like reaching out my hand.And touch you.Hold me close.Never let me go..Help me make it real.What would you do.If you only knew.That I really love you.
Here I Am A Broken Man
I am broken without you.I am half of what I was.I need you now more than ever.I am nothing without you.Do you hear me.Are you not there.My heart is broken.My  heart bleeds without.I need you.I want you.If you don’t want me.Just shoot me now.I’m dead already without you
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I knew the moment I talked to you.I was in love with you..My eyes are wide.For this moment.I cannot hide.I want to show you how much .I love you..Your beautiful eyes..It was no surprise.Set me on fire.Your  my hearts desire.I will always know that your hearts desire.I can feel it from outside in.
Every time are eyes meet.Every time my heart beats. Every time I fall to my knees.Every time I think in a blink.With your hair that surrounds me.The  way you whisper in the dark.With your eyes upon  me. Just keeps getting better.I wanna be with you forever.I want you by my side.Ever time I look.Something surrounds me.Every thing you do.I will be watching you.I wanna spend the night.In your eyes.
I’m Dying Without You
Dying to hold you.Dying to kiss you.And to be with you forever.Do you realize how much I love you.Do you realize how much I miss you.Do you realize my heart is bleeding without you. I wake up in the middle of the night just thinking about you.Wanting to hold you close to touch your lips.Wanting to feel your skin.Do you know I’m dying inside without you.Its killing me to see you without me.Do you know I still love you.
Dream Girl
As the night slowly closes in.I feel so lonely & can not sleep.I dream of the day we will meet.I dream of your face.I dream of are first kiss.I feel the bliss for that special kiss.I touch your skin and go crazy.I cannot breath.Till your restin here  with meI wont leave til you’re here with me.I wont go and cannot hide.I want my memory of you here with me.
Did You Know
Did you  know how I feel.Did you know I love your eyes.Did you know that I dream about you.Did you know I wish I was with you.Did you know  I can’t breathe without you.Do you see now how I feel?Do you  really care for me?Do you know what it feels like?Do you know I can only think about you.Do you know or did you know I Love You
Dream Come True
Am I sleeping.Am I awake.I feel you all around me.I cannot sleep.I cannot hide.My memory so clear.I have no fear cause I know your near.You’re my inspiration.Your kissI feel the bliss.Can it be.That you chose me.You make my heart soar.Is it a dream.I cannot scream.Cause you are my dream come true.
Friendship Is Like A Flower!
Friendship is like a flowerFull of faith and powerIf nourishment is not rightKeeping it alive will be a fightA flower needs sunlight and roomSo its petals can blossom and bloomFriendship needs love and caringSo there is always room for sharingTrue friendship is a blessing from aboveSo nourish it with truth and love                  Annette
Aaron's Needing Help
 Hey everyone, Aaron has been hitting some blocks when it comes to his creative means. He's needing some help thinking of some ideas. Sad thing is, I can't come up with anything he hasn't already done. LOL. SSsssoooo... if you've gove some tattoo ideas, or some sort of picture idea that you'd like to see then just e-mail us here and describe what you want. Thanks for the help
How To Get In
 Ok, for those of you out there that want to get in and see the pics in our NSFW folder, well here is what you are going to have to do to prove that you are 'worthy' First off: If you're really wanting to get in to the family, you need to either give us a bling, HH, Blast, or, if you're not wanting to shell out money on this site for something you can easily find on the net for free, then you will need to do a Salute to us.  If you do a salute, then you will need to show us that you're really worth it then. SO, you will need to write the salute on yourselves, in large print, or on a big poster-type and then be out in public and have the picture taken. Just a simple pic of you in your room will not work.  The only way that you get to see our NSFW pics from here on out is if we both agree that you should see them. So, if you're not wanting to work for something like that, then by all means, fuck off and search out porn on a free site.
Skills For Sell
OK, first off am not good at this. I hate selling myself. But here goes. I am a excellent image retoucher. I have been doing it for almost 15 years professionally. I need fubucks. So it is simple. Go to my Default and my bomb folder. You like the stuff I do, I trade bucks for work. Simple free market stuff. Morphs, flashy gifs, composites (combine several images) sexy image effects. What ever you need. Of course, the complexity of the work will determine the price, but I promise you will get something you like. It will be good stuff. If you want to see more, go to my web page If you do not need or want anything, please pass on the word. I am trying to raise a lot of fubucks and could use the help. Like I said, I suck at this, buck I kick ass at working images. Help me spread the word. Dan
Staring out the window I am blinded by a blanket of  white stretched out over everything. The snow is falling so hard that I  can barley make out the house on the next street. The sky is no longer blue, the grass no longer green. Only the tallest trees peek above as gray streaks breaking the canvas.As picturesque as I find the view from my french doors, I can't help but to curse like a sailor under my breath knowing I am stuck in the house for the next few days. My dog, my Mastiff, is terrified of snow. She won't go "potty", instead she is laying at my feet wondering why I have done her this injustice. I tried picking her up and throwing her out in it earlier, she made such a valliant effort to get back in that I thought she would shatter the glass door.My dog is not the only nuisance in this winter wonderland. Snow shoveling is on the docket for tomorrow. And my lovely friends, you may or may not be aware, but I am no fan of manual labor. Shoveling snow is nothing I am interested in d
One Word
You Can Only Type One Word.Not as easy as you might think.Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED.It's really hard to only use one-word answers!1. Where is your cell phone? Table2. Your significant other? None3. Your hair? Blondish4. Your mother? Wonderful5. Your father? Perfect6. Your favorite thing? Son7. Your dream last night? Wierd8. Your favorite drink? Water9. Your dream/goal? Happiness10. The room you're in? Bedroom11. Music? Country12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Happy14. Where were you last night? Work15. What you're not? Mean16. Muffins? Banana17. One of your wish list items? Secret18. Where you grew up? Texas19. The last thing you did? Coffee20. What are you wearing? Pajamas21. TV? Nope22. Your pets? Energetic23. Your computer? Ok24. Your life? Satisfied25. Your mood? Bummed26. Missing someone? Definitely27. Favorite Store? Kohls30.
Please Help Me Gain Higher Missions
I need help on fuMafia: Right now my Mafia Rating is 100 and my Mob Size is only 44 so hurry up and come join me and my mob on fuMafia! (It's way better than those other mafia games here.)
My Favourite Christmas Joke Evar
Q.What's a bear's favourite Christmas carol?   A. God Rest Ye Merry Gentle Ben!
If Kissing Was...
If kissing was just two people touching lips, it wouldn't touch our hearts and bind our souls the way it does.
In The Immortal Words Of ...
THE BEATLES!!!! good morning, good morning, ahhh!!!!!   ohh n let's not forget it's caturday!!!! gimmie kitties NOW!!!!!!!
Aurora Shimmer, Meteor Flash
I'm This Girl
I’m the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she’s sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you… I’m the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant… I’m the girl who says,“ok, but you owe me...” jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you… I’m the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you… I’m the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like, I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms… I’m the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me… I’m the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have… I’m the girl who once I let you into my heart, there’s always a place there with your na
Contrary to what those who choose to persecute or lie about us wish to believe, Wicca is a very peaceful, harmonious and balanced way of thinking and life which promotes oneness with the divine and all which exists. Wicca is a deep appreciation and awe in watching the sunrise or sunset, the forest in the light of a glowing moon, a meadow enchanted by the first light of day.  It is the morning dew on the petals of a beautiful flower, the gentle caress of a warm summer breeze upon your skin, or the warmth of the summer sun on your face.  Wicca is the fall of colorful autumn leaves, and the softness of winter snow.  It is light, and shadow and all that lies in between.  It is the song of the birds and other creatures of the wild.  It is being in the presence of Mother Earths nature and being humbled in reverence.  When we are in the temple of the Lord and Lady, we are not prone to the arrogance of human technology as they touch our souls.  To be a Witch is to be a healer, a teacher, a se
First Love
Flutterbies and spending hours changing your outfit to choose the first one. That pink glow and the sparkly eyes.Nervously waiting, imagining the worst thing.....that he will not turn up.Seeing him walk towards you and those few seconds before he sees you. Watching the smile open up his face as he sees you.Spending hours talking about everything and nothing, both too aware of time speeding past and wanting to savour every second.That bitter-sweet goodbye that lasts hours on the doorstep. Watching him drive away and feeling your heart being dragged out of your chest.These feelings are forgotten once a relationship is 'established', but they are the most amazing feelings in the world.No-one should forget the flutterbies.First Love
Pre- Face
VERSE1: lee yells let all trash be sorted! and be placed in the right vestibule and jeffers yells true dat foo! VERSE2: Trash that yees to be sorted will be made "holy" and placed on thine galley floor. VERSE3: lee shouts to thine people above if you do not obey these rules thine coppers will be filled with rubish and jeffers states "yup". VERSE4: if thy refuselet it be known that we will strickey you from the depths of below with moldy cabbadge, rotten celery, and other unholy products found on the refer decks. VERSE5: if thine personal misconstrive with the trashroom dwellers of the deep thine sheets and blankets will become one with due thanks of the cpo. VERSE6: if all who readeth these adendums of a know stated nature, and rightously becomes disobedient to them, ye shall be smitten with trash refused guilt. and that sayeth man and men promulgated before thee"lee and "holy" of holies" jeffers" shall then smote ye. with foulness and its sfore mentioned bindings (warner 1-23:55
People With No Real Pics....
Ok, because I am grumpy, here comes another bitch and moan. People on fubar who have no real pictures of themselves to speak of piss me off big time. It's creepy and annoying. I mean, I know a few people (including myself) who keep under cover accounts when they don't feel like being bothered, but they have made it known to me who they are.  It's just ridiculous when this is obviously their ONLY account. UGH, maybe i am just in a major mood to bitch this morning. :( And I am in a bah humbug, fuck the world mood today.  Please refer to my "There should be a law against this" blog for a clear explaination as to why I am in a bad mood.
There Really Should Be A Law Against This.
I worked a really late shift at work, from 4pm to almost 1am, well, I got off work at 12:30, got home at nearly 1, and then I am expected to return to work again at 9am this morning.  I went to bed at 3am, because I needed my winding down time. Does this make any sense what so ever?? They need to change the law.  I have been told that employers only have to allow 8 hours between shifts. Wtf ever happened to 8 hours of sleep?? I got THREE! FUCK THIS! I would like to call off work. I need the money though.
Teen Tracy Stripping And Sucking Cock
Hi Everybody   This weekend I am releasing the first ever porn scene with Tasty teen Tracy BJ   See the horny teenager doing a sexy strip tease showing off her wonderful young body and shaved pussy before finger fucking herself with two fingers   Then she gives one lucky guy a slow blowjob where she takes his hard cock into her willing mouth   To see the sample photos and video clip check out   Enjoy   James Wildfowler
My Fault?
I been questioning things soo much lately. Kieran will be a month old tomorrow and NOT once has his dad asked how he's doing or tried wanting to see him. A close friend of mine is going through a divorce and her soon to be ex husband hasnt been around to see their daughter because hes avoiding all the stress.Seeing my friend go through this, its making me wonder if thats the reason my ex wont come around to see the baby which i dont get because while i was pregnant he sounded determined to be in the baby's life.  I try at ALL costs to keep the stress down between me and my ex and everytime he gets stressed from other situations he seems to take it out on me.  I dont know what to think anymore bout the situation. This will be Kieran's first Christmas and its going to break my heart more than its already broken if his father doesnt even come around to see him.  How can anyone be so fucking cruel like this? Yes! My ex and i have probs but those probs are between me and him, it is NOT the
¢¾quotes For The Day¢¾
♥Secrets are kept in the hope that one will save face from criticism. "The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love & feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it... You will discover that for you the world is transformed" "Beyond a doubt TRUTH bears the same relation to falsehood as light to darkness" -Leonardo da Vinci♥
Lets Get Nekkid For Christmas!
Get Ready for another great Saturday morning show with liltulip at 7am est! Get connected & happy listening and stay Nekkid!
I'm irritated and I'm frusterated. I spent my Friday evening going to bed around 8/8:30PM crying myself to sleep because my stress level is just so high right now I don't even know how to handle it. And things just kept piling on me yesterday, series of unfortunate events and I just snapped. I feel really alone anymore. Maybe it's the holidays. I don't know. Maybe it's just this time of year. I know I won't breathe easily until the next 12 days are over with. But I'd like them to go faster. I haven't been sleeping. My mind doesn't know how to stop going going going. I hate big crowds. I hate being touched in crowds. Shopping has been a nightmare. Matt's work has been a nightmare in my opinion, and I miss him like crazy. And it sucks and makes me want to move there like now because at least if I were living there, I could be around him while he's doing all the things he's doing when he can't be on the phone like cooking or shoping or whatever. *sigh* I feel like I'm reaching out and be
A Different Christmas Program
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Booty Call Application
This is a booty call application if you are FEMALE, fill it out and e-mail it to me, all applications will be reviewed and qualified canidites will be called back... This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _______(DD/MM/YY) by ___________ (fill in name) and _____________ (fill in name). This agreement shall cover the following rules and principles: 1. No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9pm -- we don't have anything to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" crap -- only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup," unless you're from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted -
Some People Are Kind Of Retarded....
I have seen several people waste their money and time here on fubar, and here are just two examples:   Number one:  I saw a person with a blast, but no default picture.  How stupid is that?  Number two:  This happened to be tonight. Why the fuck would anybody be on HH if their profile is set to private?? No point in it, IMHO, because the only people who can go rate them is their friends who probably already rate them anyway. Wasted money and time.
Broken Flesh And The Catalyst~by Jd
Tempers flaring like a bombardment of flames through my soul, Anger rises, I am trying to keep composure but im slighted and feeling easy to lose control. This day has triggered the demon in my soul and to the surface it shows its face, The taste of blood fills my mouth and my skin breaks this is your warning to watch out.   I am the tramatic, The darkness has devoured my soul, I am not conscious to the world around me, No emotion no self control. Blind sided rage and my heart stops mid beat, I hover and my tongue is blistered from the heat, Disgusted and ready to trample the earth, Fear the monstrosity evolve from inside me.   My eyes blood red and i feel my flesh slide off the brittle bone, I am no longer the man you have come to know, I am the demon that lies within. Solid black heart, This world is not ready for the anguish im set to bring, With one solid step i will destroy this materialistic inferior world.   Jagged teeth, Sharp as shards of glass that rip the skin
Own Me
No Matter What...
I have to remember...I'm a BBW, only slightly attractive, BUT I'm an honest, caring, loving, and passionate person who is damn funny. I have to believe that someday some one will accept it all. The short comings, the dorkiness, and the lonliness I've had to overcome...the sadness. I have to remember that it's all me, and I can't apologize...won't ever change. it's just me. I have to believe some day that I'm worth it. I have to remember...everything good and sweet and wonderful. No matter what.    
This Poem Is Called "shim Sham (soft Shoe)"
SHIM SHAM  (Soft Shoe)   And you feel it but you won’t say.   You want it but you walk away.   Tomorrow’s pain don’t hurt today.   But you’re creeping along,   Already gone,   Sure as the dawn…   You’re the bitter wind on the beach in the sun.   You say listen, baby, what’s done is done,  
Stupid Ppl
let me start out by saying this is a serious topic so please dont respond unless it is a serious reply. Im so sick of adults "and there children" blameing there shortcomeings on telovision and video games. there have been so many ppl blame child viloance on the games they play and the shows they watch. yesterday i was watching t.v. and saw that they had a special on the tyra show about teen pregnacy being a result of the shows they watch and that is bull shit pardin my typeing. but if your teenage child partys and/or gets pregnant it is there fault "and yours", Not telovision... if your teenage child shots someone it is there fault "and yours". The ESRB puts a rateing on shows and games for a reasson your child should not be subject to the content that is not age apropreate so you are to blame for that and your child has something that we all have and thats free will to make there own choices noone holds a gun to there head and makes them have sex therefore it is there fault. me as we
~christmas ~
I want to let go and enjoy the Christmas Spirit. I want to feel it, aborb me like alcohol. Yet the grief of losing you engulfs me like fire to a flame. I feel you as the wind touch's my face. Your memory consumes me, taking my thoughts to another time and place.
Not Always Right | Some Years Are More Golden Than Others
Restaurant | New Mexico, USA (Note: I work at a restaurant where I have to wear an extremely conservative uniform with minimal makeup and jewelry. I’m serving two elderly ladies.) Me: “Hey guys, how are y’all doing today? What can I get for you to drink?” Customer #1: “Coffee.” Customer #2: “Me too, please.” Me: “Okay, I’ll have that right out for you.” Customer #1 to #2: “Doesn’t she look like a gold digger?” Customer #2: “I was thinking the same thing!” *to me* “Honey, are you a gold digger?” Me: “Um, no, ma’am. I am just a waitress.” Customer #1: “Well, come on now dear. It’s obvious that you’re a gold digger.” Customer #2: “It’s nothing to be ashamed of! Be proud! In all my years of living, I’ve learned it’s the best thing to do–be a gold digger!” Me: “What?” Customer #2: &
Not Always Right | Bagging A Deal
Music Store | Vancouver, Canada Me: “Hello. Just so you know you with your purchase you can get any of these movies for $5.99, you save–” Customer: “No! You know what? I am sick and tired of you people offering me things. I can’t come to the d*** mall without getting offered a deal. If I want something I will tell you, and you will give it to me. Understand?” Me: “I’m sorry. Here’s your purchase.” Customer: “Aren’t you going to offer me a bag?”
Not Always Right | Questionable Intelligence
Hotel | Alabama, USA Me: “Good afternoon. Thank you for calling [hotel]. How may I help you?” Customer: “Yes, can you tell me what room is beside 106?” Me: “Um…room 107?” Customer: “That’s the one! Thanks so much!” *hangs up*
Idiots And Motor Vehicles
Snowing here pretty bad... only the second snow of the year. People must have short term memories and forget all the wrecks they got into the year before, because they go driving a million miles an hour down the road in the snow when I'm trying not to skid out at 15 mph. I haven't heard many breaks in the radio traffic for wrecks being slammed out one after the other. Just got back from a 2 vehicle collision which sent one into a ditch. On a ramp. Dummies. Oh well, it's job security. I find a lot of SUVs in wrecks... being up high psychologically gives the people a sense of invincibility and power. They forget that 4 wheel drive doesn't mean "can drive on ice". They also forget that having a truck body without the construction of a car leads to a higher fatality rate due to more energy from the impact being transmitted to the driver. Oh well...
Not Always Right | Why Our Contracts Are A Gazillion Pages Long Part 1
Call Center | Indiana, USA Caller: “Hello, my cellphone bill is more than it is supposed to be.” Me: “Okay, I see that your bill is $4.00 more than normal. Let’s see why.” Caller: “You had better figure this out. I’m not going to pay it if you’re trying to screw me!” Me: “I see the problem, You actually called Canada.” Caller: “I have nationwide calling! I can call Canada if I want to.” Me: “Actually, if you have nationwide calling, you’re only okay in the United States.” Caller: “So? Canada is part of North America.” Me: “Yes, but not the United States…” Caller: “What about Colorado?” Me: “Yes, Colorado is okay.” Caller: “What about… Vietnam?” Me: “Umm, no, that would be a bit international.” Caller: “Fine! I’ll pay it this time, but maybe you guys should be a bit more clear on w
Not Always Right | Takes One To Snow One
Coffee Shop | USA Customer: “My goodness, this line is crazy! I’ve been in line ten minutes already! Why aren’t there more employees assisting us? Who is the manager here?” Me: “Sir, I apologize for the delay. Due to the snow, I’ve had multiple employees call in saying they are unable to safely come to work this morning.” Customer: “Well, that is just ridiculous! So an employee can decide that they don’t have to show up for work?” Me: “If an employee feels they cannot safely report to work during severe weather conditions, we ask that they make their personal safety their primary concern.” Customer: “Must be nice! You can just call and pretend to be concerned for your personal safety and then just take the day off? Makes you wonder what you people would do if you ever got a real job! It’s a good thing this isn’t making me late for my job today.” (I seize on the opportunity and try to
Omg Thank You All
I can not begin to thank everybody  for all of the help you gave me on that mumm, you all brought me to tears ...I knew I had friends on here but I didn't have a clue how many now I do ...WOW  I promise to be here  for each one of you anytime you need me ...I love you all so much   Special love to Shirley Knox and LarryB
Not Always Right | The Devil Is In The Retailers
Retail | Ohio, USA Me: “Good morning, ma’am. What can I help you with today?” Customer: “Do you have this product here?” *points to a video game in our ad* Me: “Certainly, ma’am. Just take that aisle down here and turn right. Near the doors are the video games.” Customer: “Oh, alright! Thank you.” (Shortly after, I get a call about TVs so head towards that section. After helping another guest out, the first guest shows up.) Me: “Hello again, ma’am! Want me to show you where that game is you were looking for?” Customer: “How did you do that?” Me: “Do what, ma’am?” Customer: “How did you appear like that? Magic?” Me: “No, ma’am. I just–” Customer: “It’s magic! You kids and your devil ways!” Me: “I promise it’s not magic, ma’am. I just took a shortcut.” Customer: “Through h***! Demon!&
Not Always Right | Jesus On The Dance Floor
Electronics Retail | Calgary, AB, Canada Customer: “Hey, you guys shouldn’t have this DVD on the shelf! It’s very inappropriate!” (The customer hands me a copy of “Jesus Christ: Superstar”.) Me: “What’s so bad about it?” Customer: “It is inappropriate to portray the son of God like this! He is not a rockstar!” Me: “Okay. Well, you can submit a complaint with our corporate office, because I can’t control what gets put on our shelves.” Customer: “Okay, well I’m definitely adding in the fact that this DVD was horribly placed!” Me: “Where was it?” Customer: “It was on the floor! The son of God should not be on the floor!”
How Smart Is Your Right Foot?
    HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT? This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!  It is from an orthopedic surgeon............. This will confuse your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.  It is pre-programmed in your brain!1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.I told you so! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.
Not Always Right | Urine Way Over Your Head Part 3
Library | Edmonton, AB, Canada (I am working at the library reference desk. A teen patron approaches.) Me: “Hi! What can I help you with?” Customer: *looking away and fiddling with his hair* “Um…do you smoke pot?” Me: “Uh…no.” Customer: “See…there’s, like, this test right? And I’m not gonna be able to pass it, so can I like…um…buy your pee?” Me: “No. That’s not a service we provide here.” Customer: *slouches off*
Not Always Right | Urine Way Over Your Head Part 2
Retail | San Antonio, TX, USA (I worked for a large electronics chain as a repair tech. An older man came up to the counter with a 42″ TV.) Customer: “I need to have this TV replaced. I bought it yesterday and it made a ‘buzz’ sound and won’t turn on anymore.” Me: “I’m sorry to hear that. I just need to verify what’s wrong with the TV and then we can look swapping it out for you, if you have your receipt.” (I walk over to the TV and notice an odd aroma lingering near it.) Me: “Did your TV come into contact with any liquid, sir?” Customer: “No…wait–does pee count as liquid?”
Not Always Right | Urine Way Over Your Head Part 1
Bookstore | Durham, NC, USA (I was in the ladies room during a shift, wearing a skirt. This is key.) Woman, in stall next to mine: “You’re not wearing any pants!” (I ignore her, thinking she’s on the phone.) Woman: *starts banging on the wall between us* “You’re not wearing any pants!” Me: “…I’m…sorry?” Woman: “You! You’re not wearing any pants!” *bangs some more* Me: “And you know this how?” Woman: “I can see your legs! They’re bare! You’re not wearing any pants!” Me: “Ma’am, I’m wearing a *skirt*.” (The woman stops banging on the wall, and is completely silent. I never got to know what she thought of a woman wearing a skirt.)
Not Always Right | Fido's Fashion Emergency
Pet Store | Calgary, AB, Canada Me: “Thank you for calling [pet store], how can I help you?” Customer: “Yes, operator. Can you please connect me to [pet store]?” Me: “This is [pet store], ma’am.” Customer: “[Pet store]! I NEED TO BE CONNECTED TO [pet store]!” Me: “Ma’am, this is [pet store].” Customer: “[Pet store!] I NEED TO BE CONNECTED IMMEDIATELY, IT’S AN EMERGENCY!” Me: “Ma’am, this is [pet store]. How can I help you?” Customer: “Oh, this is [pet store]? I’d like to buy a doggie sweater.”
Not Always Right | I Scream For Pizza
Gelato Shop | Rome, Italy (While working at a gelato shop in Rome, a tourist approaches me.) Customer: “Excuse me, miss! I’d like a pizza!” Me: “We don’t sell pizza here. This is a gelato shop.” Customer: “What are you talking about? This is Italy! Don’t you have pizza in Italy?” Me: “Yes, we have pizza in Italy, but this is not a pizzeria, so we don’t sell pizza. There are pizzerias, though, if you look.” Customer: “So this is Italy?” Me: “Correct.” Customer: “And this is a restaurant.” Me: “Sort of, though we only sell the ice cream.” Customer: “But this is ITALY.” (After a few minutes of getting nowhere, my coworker attempts to help.) Coworker: *jokingly* “Ma’am, if you want pizza, I can get you some for 100 euros.” (100 euros is about $150 USD. Without hesitation, the customer pulls out two 50s and hands them to my cowo
Not Always Right | An Un-usual Request
Fast Food | Bangor, ME, USA Me: “What can I get for you today?” Customer: “I’ll just have my usual.” Me: “I’m sorry sir, we don’t know your usual.” Customer: “They know it on [other location in town].” Me: “We’re not that location, sir. What would you like?” Customer: “Just call ‘em up and ask. I’ll wait!”
Not Always Right | Domestically Dimwitted
Retail | Columbus, OH, USA (Our store is famous for our women’s scents. I see a male customer looking uncomfortable.) Customer: “Uh, miss? Can you help me?” Me: “Of course. Who is it that you are shopping for today?” Customer: “Well, we had a Secret Santa thing at the office, and I got this guy…um…he’s the kind of person with a domestic partner.” Me: “Oh! I gotcha! We’ve got some great pre-made gift sets in the men’s department. There’s a wonderful shaving set and body washes, too.” (I lead him to the men’s section. On the way, the customer sees a flowery red and pink gift box with one of our most popular woman’s fragrances inside.) Customer: “What about this one? These are on sale, right?” Me: “Well yes, but that’s really a more feminine fragrance, a strong floral. Let me show you–” Customer: “No, no, no. DO-MES-TIC PART-NER. I re
Not Always Right | Not Born Yesterday
Tattoo Studio | Falkirk, Scotland, UK (As a general rule, we refuse to tattoo anyone has had a baby in the last three months.) Me: “Okay, so you’re getting this name?” *spells it out to check correct spelling* Customer: “Yeah, can I get her date of birth underneath, too?” Me: “Sure, what is it?” Customer: “19th September.” Me: “Um, today is the 24th November.” Customer: “Yeah.” Me: “So, your daughter isn’t 3 months old yet. We can’t tattoo you for another few weeks. We explained this when you arranged your appointment and you told us she’d be 3 months old.” Customer: “She’s 3 months old.” Me: “She can’t be, this is the 11th month. She was born in the 9th month. So she isn’t 3 months old.” Customer: “She’s 3 months old.” Me: “No, she’s 2 months old. She was born in September, so she’ll be 3
Not Always Right | Smooth Whipped Criminal
Coffee Shop | Dallas, TX, USA (We’d just opened one Sunday when a man comes in and robs us at gunpoint. During the robbery, the robber makes us lock the doors so no customers can come in. After he leaves, we were so upset that we didn’t think to unlock the doors. While we wait for the police to arrive, another man knocks on the door.) Customer: “Are you open? I’d like to get a coffee.” Me: “I’m sorry, sir, we’ve just been robbed at gunpoint, so we’re a little freaked out.” Customer: “Well, did he steal the coffee? I can still get a latte, right?!”
Not Always Right | He Likes The Strong & Silent Type
Restaurant | Melbourne, Australia (An older customer enters the restaurant and walks straight to the bar where I’m drying glasses. Note that I’m female.) Me: “Yes sir, how can I help you?” Customer: “No, that won’t do.” Me: “I’m sorry?” Customer: “That’s a weak mentality. None of this, ‘Yes sir, no sir,’ business. You need to have confidence in yourself, men don’t like women without confidence!” Me: “Uh, I’m sorry sir. See, my job is–” Customer: “Still with the yes sir, no sir! I don’t like it. Stop it!” Me: *says nothing* Customer: “Better.” *walks off to a table*
Not Always Right | Gobble Grunt Gobble
Restaurant | San Jose, CA, USA Me: “Thank you for calling [restaurant], how may I help you?” Customer: “Hi, I was wondering if you guys sold male chicken?” Me: “We do sell chicken, but I am not sure we know the gender.” Customer: “But someone told me that you guys sold male chicken for Thanksgiving dinners.” Me: “Thanksgiving dinner? Are you talking about a turkey?” Customer: “Yeah! The male chicken!”
It`s funny how hello always ends with a goodbye, it`s funny how good memories can start to make you cry. It`s funny how forever never really seems to last, it`s funny how much you`d lose if you forgot about your past. It`s funny how friends can just leave you when you`re down, it`s funny how when you need someone they`re never around. It`s funny how people change and think they`re so much better, it`s funny how many lies can be packed in one "love letter". It`s funny how people forgive even though they can't forget, it`s funny how one night can contain so much regret. It`s funny how ironic life turns out to be but the funniest part of all, none of that`s funny to me.
Not Always Right | The Devil Revils In The Details
Library | Boston, MA, USA Customer: “Can I check out books?” Me: “Do you have a library card?” Customer: “Yeah.” Me: *checks out books* “Okay, you’re all set. These are due back January 15.” Customer: “But that was 11 months ago!” Me: “January 15 of 2010, ma’am.” Customer: “What if I return them NEXT January 15?” Me: “Then you would owe $365 in overdue fines, ma’am.” Customer: “But it would still be January 15!”
Not Always Right | Up His Own Perineum
Home Improvement | Canada Me: “Hello sir, how may I help you?” Customer: “Yeah, I’m looking for some perennials who don’t need maintenance on it.” Me: “Well, we got a few who need very low attention, but–” Customer: “–and I don’t want to water them! I don’t have time for that!” Me: “Every plants need water sir, even cactus, but we–” Customer: “And they gonna be by the pool, so they need to be waterproof, too!” Me: “Waterproof?” Customer: “Yeah, so the chlorine won’t affect them and they will not die!” Me: “So you want some flowers who doesn’t need maintenance, don’t need water and that chlorine won’t kill?” Customer: “Yep, that’s it!” Me: “Plastic flowers gonna work?” Customer: “Do you think I am stupid! Get me your manager!” (I call my manager, and the custo
At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is having friends. At age 16 success is having a drivers license. At age 20 success is having sex. At age 35 success is having money. At age 50 success is having money. At age 60 success is having sex. At age 70 success is having a drivers license. At age 75 success is having friends. At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.
Not Always Right | Barely Scratched The Surface
Grocery Store | Paxton, IL, USA Customer: “Hello, young man, can you help me?” Me: “Yes ma’am. What can I do for you?” Customer: “Where do you keep your scratch?” Me: “Excuse me?” Customer: “Scratch! Where do you keep it? I need some to make pie!” Me: “I’m not sure that I’m clear on what you need. Can you tellme what you are going to use it for?” Customer: “My husband says that I need to make pie from scratch for Christmas, so I need to buy some scratch for the pie.” Me: “Ma’am, that just means that you buy the ingredients and make the pie yourself.” Customer: “I don’t have time to make pie myself! I need some scratch!”
Not Always Right | Not Exactly The Pick Of The Litter
Pet Store | Dearborn, MI, USA Customer: “I’m looking for the right kind of food for my new rottweiler puppy.” Me: “No problem, I’d be happy to help you. And since your little guy here is a large breed dog, he needs to stay on the puppy food for two years before switching to the adult formula.” Customer: “Large breed?” Me: “Yes, this little guy is a rottweiler mix. He will probably be around 90-110 pounds.” Customer: “Oh…so if I keep him on puppy food, will he stay small like this?”
Not Always Right | My Cup & My Joe
Coffee Shop | Fairfax, VA, USA Me: “Do you have a rewards card?” Customer: “Yes!” *gives email* “That’s my husband’s email.” Me: “Oh, lots of people share accounts, it’s okay. It helps you get rewards faster.” Customer: “My husband’s really handsome…but he’s mine!” *glares at me* Me: “Uh…” Customer: “He’s handsome and he’s mine!” Co-worker: “Uh, medium mocha at the bar?” Customer: “Oh! That’s mine!” *glares at me* “Like my husband!”
Internet Dating For The Fearless
If you drive about a mile or so from my yard, you'll pass the pleasant stench of a dairy farm. It's devastatingly rural in these here parts which makes it insanely hard to meet anyone. In fact, I'm having a sign made for me to wear when I venture into town for supplies. It's going to read:   I DO NOT HAVE LEPEROSY. THESE ARE ONLY TATTOOS. I AM NOT INFECTIOUS AND THESE WILL NOT RUB OFF ON YOU. YES, THEY HURT.   (my tits are big enough that wearing such a long statement is, in fact, conceivable)   However, considering the small percentage of people who are actually literate around here, I don't really know how much good it's actually going to do me. What I'm left with then is the wonderful world of internet dating. Men (and sometimes women) who would never dare talk to me in a public place will say any and every thing imaginable when able to hide behind a computer screen. All women who spend any time on the internet know this. It's not news. However, I do manage to find a diamond
Not Always Right | Lost & (dumb) Found
Retail | Kansas, USA (A customer calls our store claiming she’s lost her phone. The routine is to replace the phone if insured, to give them a loaner phone for a few weeks, or to sell them another phone. She has turned down all of those options.) Me: “I’m sorry, but I don’t know what else we can do for you besides giving you a loaner phone or selling you another one.” Customer: “No, I have a replacement.” Me: “Maybe I’m misunderstanding. Why are you calling us?” Customer: “I lost my phone.” Me: “…and you already have a replacement for it?” Customer: “Yes.” Me: “Were you calling to ask if you left it here?” Customer: “No.” Me: “I’m sorry ma’am, but I really don’t understand what you’re asking me to do.” Customer: “Where’s my phone?” Me: “We have no way of tracking where your phone is at an
Not Always Right | The Custom-fur Is Always Right
Bakery | Sydney, Australia Customer: “Hi, I’d like to buy a lemon and lime pie please.” Me: “I’m sorry miss, we don’t sell those. We never have.” Customer: “But I was so sure. Let me just check.” *pulls out phone and dials* “Hi, darling…yes, I know, but she says they don’t sell them anymore. Okay, I’ll put you on…” Customer: “He’d like to talk to you.” *hands me the phone* Me: “Hi, sir, I’m sorry, but we don’t sell lemon and lime pies.” Phone: “Woof! Woof! Woof!” Customer, to me: “You see?!”
... I'm up past my bed timecuz I gotta be up and out the door for work in x amount of time.But I forgot to get started on my lunch (30 minute lunch can we sayfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you?) and bake some bread.In between that time I made arrangements for my dog to be boarded for about 10 days... I don't think I'll use all that time and I told my boarder that plans were "fluid at this time" seeing as how I've gotta bounce around the state and go in and out of work.Work's finalized. I've got the 30th off and come back the 4th.I have no idea where I'm sleeping seeing as how my folks just moved... again. I dunno what I'm going to do without my puppy.But I did play through 1/3 of a sequel with a sidearm without having to. Seriously, I might be too damn good at shooter/horror games. Gimme a shotgun when I've got a pistol- and I'll just look at the shotgun and say "uuuh... is there a boss coming up? I better save ammo". I'll then proceed through 90% of the game with a very twinked out pea sho
When Will I Learn
I swear I don't know what the hell is wrong with me.  My relationships with men are like a nightmare set on a loop.  It's the same thing every time.  Things are great then they just disappear on me all together.  And the excuses....GOD THE EXCUSES.  I love how men think I'm stupid and will believe the lies they tell me.  I'm not a moron.  You can only have bad signal on your phone soooo many times.  And the fact that it's everywhere you go??  Hmmmm yea I believe it. I need to quit bein so nice and forgiving.  And I need to quit wearin my heart on my sleeve.  All I'm doin is lettin people take advantage of me. Look out...this MILF is growin a set...try and play games...just remember, never play games with a woman who can play better. >:)
The Naughty Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Xmas and all through the house The whole damn family was drunk as a louse Grandma and Grandpa were singing a song And the kid was in bed flogging his dong Ma, home from the cat house, and me out of jail Had just crawled into bed for a nice piece of tail When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter I jumped out of bed to see what was the matterAway to the window I flew like a flash Threw open the shutters and fell on my ass The moon on the crest of the new fallen snow Gave a whore-house-like luster to the objects belowWhen what to my blood shot eyes should appear But a rusty old sleigh and two mangy reindeer With a little old driver a pounding his dick I knew in a moment, it must be Saint NickSlower than snails his reindeer they came He bitched and he swore as he called them by name Now Dancer, now Prancer, up over the walls Quick now, damn it, or I'll cut out your balls.Then up to the roof he stumbled and fell And came down the chimney like a
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She's Everything
  She's a yellow pair of running shoesA holey pair of jeansShe looks great in cheap sunglassesShe looks great in anythingShe's I want a piece of chocolateTake me to a movieShe's I can't find a thing to wearNow and then she's moodyShe's a Saturn with a sunroofWith her brown hair a-blowingShe's a soft place to landAnd a good feeling knowingShe's a warm conversationThat I wouldn't miss for nothingShe's a fighter when she's madAnd she's a lover when she's lovingAnd she's everything I ever wantedAnd everything I needI talk about her, I go on and on and on'Cause she's everything to meShe's a Saturday out on the townAnd a church girl on SundayShe's a cross around her neckAnd a cuss word 'cause its MondayShe's a bubble bath and candlesBaby come and kiss meShe's a one glass of wineAnd she's feeling kinda tipsyShe's the giver I wish I could beAnd the stealer of the coversShe's a picture in my walletOf my unborn children's motherShe's the hand that I'm holdingWhen I'm on my knees and prayingShe'
Is The Wii Really Worth This Much?
  If you like the Nintendo Wii Sturat Hughes has a video game console for you. He calls it the Nintendo Wii Supreme. It is his latest creation. A Wii console made of solid gold. Throw in some flawless diamonds for the buttons and you have a Wii console selling for a mere $485,000. Talking about going for the gold in some of the Nintendo sports games. Which of you is going to be the first to buy this Wii? Get your money worth and click here for more: BlastFM has gold for the taking. You will hear music that has been awarded gold records for sales. BlastFM your gold standard for great rock! .
Granddaughter Update
they have strarted the granddaughter on a med that they normally do not give to infants. there has been no change since they started the med on thurs. but they say it hasn't gotten worse either. the drs and going to contiun then med thru momday then do another EKG if there is no improvement theysay there is nothing else to try. what has happened is her lungs were no fully develope. so they are unable to provide enough oxgyen so the heart is working extra heard trying to get what oxygen there is to the body and its just being over worked
Click It. Dammit.
This is what happens when I get bored. UPDATES! First reply, which I believe to be SPAM: "whats up i saw your ad on CL. I was hoping you might want to chat. AOL - cheer chikXXXX" Reply #2: More SPAM "whats up my roommate is gone for the holidaysi saw you're post. my AIM name is PurdyBirdieXXXXi'm just bored and sitting aroundi'm using my roommie's email... hers was open. haMandy :)" Third Reply, more SPAM, but with a picture: "Hello there, just came across your ad and thought I should send you an email My name is Sandra, I just recently moved to Tampa and im loving it so far. Im 23, have brown hair, green eyes and im kinda short 5'4 . I will attach a photo for you and then you send me a photo ok?Hope to hear from you :)" Real REPLY! "...what kind of paint would you want to use?" MY RESPONSE: "I'm not sure. I don't suppose any paint cans include the phrase "Gentle on Scrotums." ANOTHER REAL REPLY! " this has to
Zombie Take-out Episode 27: Septober
It can now be revealed. The Zombie Take-Out holiday show, Episode 27: Septober, is now online Scotto and Uncle John discuss a Yuletide classic. A film that brings a sci-fi edge to Ol' Saint Nick and features the film debut of 80s icon Pia Zadora. This week on Zombie Take-Out it's 1964's Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Is it one of the worst movies of all time? Should Tim Burton direct a remake? Has Santa Claus always been that creepy?
If Tomorrow Never Comes!!
A few weeks ago a woman was killed in an auto accident. She was very well liked, so the office shut down for her funeral and it was on the news and so on. On the day the workers came back to work, they found this poem in their e-mail that the deceased woman had sent on Friday before she left for home. "If tomorrow starts without me, And I'm not there to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes all filled with tears for me; I wish so much you wouldn't cry the way you did today, While thinking of the many things, We didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, As much as I love you, And each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too; But when tomorrow starts without me, Please try to understand, that an angel came and called my name, And took me by the hand, And said my place was ready, In heaven far above, And that I'd have to leave behind all those I dearly love. But as I turned to walk away, A tear fell from my eye, For all my life, I'd always thought, I didn't wan
Once Again ... Shameless Self Promotion!!!
here I go again ....   My fu-bday is right around the corner ... 12/27 and I know I am KING!!! and it's great to be the King!!!   But I want to be a GOD!!!!!!   1.7mil points away from being a GODDESS!!!!     **ok shameless self promotion is over ... back to what you were doing**  
Loss Of Hope.
My friend passed away on Monday and left behind two sons . i have been in touch with the boys and have been trying to help them when they need me, unfortunalty the rest of the family has decided to fight and bicker over material things . i don,t pretend to understand this as the boys are the ones to suffer, In my heart i don,t beleive that my friend ever thought that he was going to leave this earth so soon ,i just wish he would have been able to secure what he wanted for his children as they are the ones left to handle all the greed .RIP MY FRIEND . Bless his children with STRENGH.
Say A Prayer For My Brother!
Say a prayer for my brother..My brother is in intesive care at Hershey Hospital on life support, his body sytem just shot down on him without warning encluding his liver and kidneys, his been in the hospital this whole week..the doctors don't know what causes for his body system and live to shot down, out of the whole intensive care unit my brother is in the worst condintion, last we talked to his doctoc he made it clear that there is nothing that they can do for him, he is gonna die in a few day unless he's own body can heal him self..It's very bad..however there has been good news, been a week since he ate cos his liver and kidneys being shot, but they fed him today through tubes and his kidneys kicked, it is good news cos he is showing recovery signs, his other body parts are starting to function, but there still is bad news, his liver is not responding or showing any signs of recovery yet, despite the fact his kidneys and other body parts are starting to function if his liver don't
Ohhh My doodness dracious .... I had turkey meatloaf to din din tonight with corns n speargus .... nomnomnom but now Iz full, and I didn't finish my meatloaf .... who wants dinner???
Day 2
A true Photogenic Fucktard's day is never done. Is currently in one of those " Im so hot phases" Please Hold. :)
For Those Of You Who Care
A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME LATELY WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ME AND WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE, WHY I'M NOT ACTING LIKE MYSELF, WHY I'M SO IRRITABLE, AND SO ON AND SO FORTH. I DON'T FEEL LIKE SITTING HERE TYPING EVERYTHING OUT...IN A NUTSHELL MY DOCTOR IS OUT OF THE OFFICE UNTIL FEBRUARY, ALL THE OTHER DOCTORS HATE HER SO THEY'RE TAKING IT OUT ON ME, HER PATIENT, AND COMPLETELY CUT ME OFF OF MY PAIN MEDS AND GAVE ME SOMETHING FOR THE WITHDRAWAL BUT BASICALLY SAID "DEAL WITH THE PAIN"...SO NOW I'M LOOKING INTO COMMUNITY CLINICS. AND HERE'S A FAX I SENT A FEW LOCAL CLINICS:   To Whom It May Concern:               My name is (MY NAME). I am 24 years old, and I have chronic pain. I have been diagnosed with Spinal stenosis, sciatica, TMJ, RA, hip bursitis, carpal tunnel, fibromyalgia, herniated discs, depression, anxiety, insomnia, irritable bowel syndrome, and hypertension all in the last 5 years. The reason I’m contacting you is because I’ve lost my insurance, and have
Civilian Friends Vs Military Friends
civilian friends vs military friends Current mood:  satisfied Category: Blogging civilian frends vs military friends Category: Friends Military vs Civilian FriendsCIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunkMilitary FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caughtCIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and MrsMilitary FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick upCIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.Military FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun as fuck!"CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.Military FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your pussy.CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.Military FRIENDS: Keep your stuff untill they PCS.CIVILIAN FRIENDS: know a few thi
-- Ashes And Dust--
Current mood:  betrayed Category: Writing and Poetry -- Ashes and Dust-- My heart left burning inside hidding away all the lies left to die. Scars burning all over again feeling my soul trying to escape the flames. Smothering my screams breathing through ashes and dust. Feeling left alone just like once before, locked up always inside wanting to die. It's been years and many dreams down the line i still can't find where it all became flooded and full of shame wishing the same. Will it ever change or is this always my game paddling threw old lies thought to hide away my true life. Only to bare it all in one call wishing I never said anything at all. They start their game and chains start to sound like my only fate, even after my own self hate takes over in their place. All I want is to flee and be free, why can't I let go of all these screams and dreams..
understand? Current mood:  bummed Category: Writing and Poetry Who Understands- People vent people mend it's all that bullshit that became not needing to explain. Simple matters bleeding bigger splatters. Dripping ones true sins. Only to be one with them pacing steps back and forth along the cracking floor borads. Hearing the heart beat once more. Fighting dreams with reality wish the soul could not have been sold. It's not equal  nor its fair who ever said not to stare. Playing lost and found standing on borads and sand sent out to sea. Wishing upon a star for contement only to resent it. My cause is simple yet its not easy leaving ones mind to gain another. Slice open an eye to see the finelines underneath all lies. Now standing to one side with no line behind. Waiting with ticket in hand for all those ones who understand...
The One I Loved
to the one i loved! Current mood:  listless Category: Romance and Relationships                                 Something new!you rip me open and i bleed into you smiling decay,somehow youve peeled the pain awaybeautiful tortureintense sensationshe has arrived coverd in self-mutilation dying torment withthe beginning of this creation experimenting every moment of its own desecration drawn out from the cave i hidefeeling you now i thought ive diedthaw out my iced heart start fixing what fell apartwith one look into your eyesi felt this beautiful demisethe end of all my cries broken heart........full of lies just suddenly dies never had faith in anything but younow im feeling something newi love you!
A Pain So Pure
a pain so pure Current mood:  cold Category: Romance and Relationships im fucked up because of what they done to me but i dont express it   i cant i just hold in all my feelings and hope they subsideit never had to be this way but they did it to me anyways so i hope for a better day where this will all go away i cant get away they all wont go away its here to stay with me always wheres the fucking lighti cant see and i feel so alonethe pain itches all over me to my ultimate fantasy here i am this is me if you cant deal with it dont say you love me please help me up and stay with me again dont leave me alone with my insanitywhy cant i feel something but thisi want it to all disappear but it wont happen today please dont  go away this pain is so pure it will kill me im sure cringing as i cry hopeing i will die....
Far Away
far away .... Current mood:  blank Category: Life isolate myself from you  i dont know what to do distance separating my own existencefrom why im still aliveinto the depths of diversity i divefeeling so far awayfeeling on the insideand this time its to real as it hurts so much to feel i would kill just to feel you as i did but yourself from me is now hid youll never understand how i really feelso my emotions must remain sealed so far down darkness where the light does not shine i'd like to pretend everythings finebut all this is to much to mask and in dyeing with everyone else i wish things couls be as they once were but that possibility seems.....even further away from you i have noone to blame but myself now i must live with what ive done or die so the regret will be gone
Can You Guess Them?
We were bored at work and a girl got on her cell and found these. The object is to figure out what Christmas carol they are really talking about.  I have the answers and I'll post them later. I'd like to say that the first person to get them all right will get something, but I'm not sure what yet. If you don't want anything, you can always try to guess them for fun. 1. Approach everyone who is steadfast 2. Ecstasy toward the orb 3. Listen! The foretelling spirits harmonize 4. Hey minuscule urban area southeast of Jerusalem 5. Quiescent nocturnal period 6. The autocrat troika originating near the ascent of Apollo 7. The primary carol 8. Embellish the corridors 9. I'm fantasizing concerning a blanched yuletide 10. I apprehended my maternal parent osculating with a corpulent unshaven male in a crimson disguise 11. During the time ewe caretakers supervised their charges past midnight 12. The thing manifests itself at the onset of a transparent day 13. The coniferous nativity
My 1st Psycho Stalker On Fulbar, Lol @ "no Drama Queens Please"
so its my 1st day on fubar, 1st i want to thank everyone who was nice and chatted with me. i like talking and getting to know people.2nd, tip to some guys, don't ask for naked pictures after 5 minutes of talking.also to "no drama queens please" i just met u, we talked for like 10 minutes, stop bossing me around like we're married, stop commanding me to get on yahoo to talk to u, stop judging someone u don't know at all, stop being manipulative, stop being controlling, stop telling me what to do like u own me. we just f'ing met for like 5 min on fubar. stop whining like a little girl, grow some balls, grow up, learn to treat a girl with respect, learn to not rush things, learn to be nice and respectful. for someone with no drama in ur name u sure are full of it. never seen anyone so clingy or rude in my life.
All I need is her smile,And my feelings start to awake.To touch her deeper in her heart,Will my words be all that it takes. I cannot hope with just my words,Her heart would become mine.Everyday I must show her,That I am worth her time. I want her open to me,To tell me what she feels inside.To feel completly at ease,Like the waves of a moonlite tide. For her to open her arms to me,Her mind,heart and soul.To have her give them to me.To me that is my goal.
Lucky To Have Escaped Jail
Reagan conducted one of the most absurd invasions of American history, targetting the tiny island of Grenada.As president of the Screen Actors Guild, Ronald Reagan informed on fellow actors to the FBI.The Reagan administration was the most corrupt in American history, including by one estimate 31 Reagan era convictions, including 14 because of Iran-Contra and 16 in the Department of Housing & Urban Development scandal. By comparison 40 government officials were indicted or convicted in the wake of Watergate. 47 individuals and businesses associated with the Clinton machine were convicted of or pleaded guilty to crimes with 33 of these occurring during the Clinton administration itself. There were in addition 61 indictments or misdemeanor charges. 14 persons were imprisoned.Using a looser standard that included resignations, David R. Simon and D. Stanley Eitzen in Elite Deviance, say that 138 appointees of the Reagan administration either resigned under an ethical cloud or were criminal
"shadow Of A Doubt:" The Clarence Elkins Story
Six-year-old Brooke Elkins woke to terrible noises in the middle of the night of June 7, 1998. She had just been to a birthday party for a cousin and was spending the night at her grandmother's house in Barberton, Ohio, near Akron.   She got out of bed wearing her grandmother's pink nightgown, opened the bedroom door, and went out to the living room, where she knew "Mamaw," who was 58 and legally blind, would be asleep on the couch. But she wasn't there. The terrible noise proved to be coming from the kitchen, where Brooke saw a man standing over her grandmother with a shiny implement in his hand. The child ran back to the bedroom and closed the door, but she'd drawn the intruder's attention. He entered, and she felt the impact when he struck her but then lost consciousness. The intruder strangled and assaulted her with an object, apparently leaving her for dead, but she woke up hours later, bruised and hurting. She slowly arose and went out to find Mamaw. She needed help. But Mamaw
Dear Diary,   Well Christmas is almost here. I'm ok, doing well. Hair is growing back. Vomiting less. Trying to spend time outside and reading.   Leave some good book recomendations here.   Highly considering going Vegan.  But steak over charcoal tastes soooooo good!   I hope all my friends are well!   Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Winter Solstice Festivals - Ancient Celebrations Of The Return Of The Sun Throughout The World
Ancient cultures, so many of them dependent upon agriculture, celebrated major festivals on or around the day of the Winter Solstice.We may no longer know it, but the majority of festivals mark the seasonal cycle. In the old days, farmers relied on the festival calendar to tell them when to plant, harvest, and store food for winter. The slow death of nature drew attention to the human dead. As daylight diminished, the ancient peoples wondered: would the sun return, would there ever come another Spring?The pivotal moment was the Winter Solstice. It is the shortest day of the year, when the arc of the sun against the sky is the lowest. To help the sun ascend again, most ancient cultures devised rituals and ceremonies.It is not clear when humans realized what the solstice was and when it occurred. The Neolithic grave at Newgrange in Ireland, built c. 3200 BC (thus predating Stonehenge 3 I, dated to c. 2600 BC) is a solstice timekeeper: at dawn on the day of the Winter Solstice, the sunlig
Anthrax Found In Glasgow Heroin Users   Public health consultant, Dr Syed Ahmed speaks after the anthrax revelation Health agencies across Scotland have been placed on alert after a drug user who died in a Glasgow hospital tested positive for anthrax. A woman who injected heroin is also being treated for the effects of the infection. Tests are also being carried out on a third drug user and a number of other cases are being investigated. Health officials believe the two may have taken contaminated heroin and an outbreak control team has been set up. The woman is being treated at the Victoria Infirmary, where the man died two days ago and doctors are waiting for the results of tests carried out on a third drug user at the city's Royal Infirmary.   We would like to reassure people that our purpose is to recover this substance in the interests of public safety. It is not about targeting drug users Strathclyde police spokesman
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What A Douchebag
MFKN Viper: ur loss DGAF.........: ILL LEAVE IT SORRY MFKN Viper: i dont like being good!i love the bad fun in take it or leave it DGAF.........: I PROMISE TO BE A GOOD FRIEND AND BE HERE FOR YOU MFKN Viper: promise me something! DGAF.........: I CANNOT PROMISE U ANYTHING ELSE....TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT MFKN Viper: aythign else? DGAF.........: YEP U CAN SEE ALL OF THEM] MFKN Viper: cuz u add me to family yeah DGAF.........: I OPENED ALL MY PICS TO U MFKN Viper: but what can you give me for fun in friendship!!?? MFKN Viper: i saw that DGAF.........: GO LOOK FOR YOURSELF I PROMISE DGAF.........: HONEST MFKN Viper: honest? DGAF.........: i copied the convo instead of my notepad file i apologize DGAF.........: it pasted the wrong thing if u notice i deleted it so i could retype it MFKN Viper: hello? MFKN Viper: ur fucking blog DGAF.........: put u out like what? MFKN Viper: just when i was taking ur friendship in MFKN Viper: wow ur really gonna put me out like that? DGAF.........: my f
The Sun And The Eternal Return
  It's one of those rare times of the year when we are able to witness and participate in the unicity of life. No matter our religious or cultural heritage, all our season festivals celebrate the solstice, the darkest day of the year (in the Northern Hemisphere) and the day the Sun's light starts to return. It's one of several cosmic moments human beings have commemorated since we first noticed solar cycles. You could say — and it would not be a stretch — that the solstice, winter and summer, as well as the equinox, vernal and autumnal, are the first astrological holidays. For they delineate significant cycles within our enduring relationship with the Sun. Great monuments thousands of years old — Newgrange, Stonehenge, Maes Howe, Carnac, Gao Cheng Zhen, Chichen Itza, Chaco Canyon — all celebrate this turning point, when the Sun "stands still," which is what "solstice" means, and the solar cycle begins anew.Other than from an astrological perspective, we seldom
why is it that ppl think Christmas is just about presents??? Im so tired of hearing ppl ask me if I have all my shopping done !!! Christmas is about love and showing love . If you want to buy someone something-take it to heart and find the special present for that person--A gift card just shows you dont have the heart or time to find something special.Pll now a days think its all about the gifts. Im sorry--I had to voice my opinion on it.
Kidnapping Santa: Reclaiming The Spirit Of The Holidays
  It’s been said many times and many places, that the health of the American economy is dependent on the institution of Christmas, accounting as it does for some huge percentage of total annual retail sales.  But if you ask me, “institution” is a word better reserved for bloated government bureaucracy, oppressive psychiatric facilities, universities and prisons than what I prefer to think of as the season of good will.  And there’s something disheartening about being subjected to a barrage of tacky ads starting the day after Thanksgiving, or seeing thirty part-time Santas suiting up for a day of taking orders for high dollar toys from TV-addled tots at metropolitan shopping malls.Not only the American economy is affected, of course, but also countries like China which make the bulk of the geegaws that fill the gift aisles of the big-box stores.  When we cut back spending due to so called economic downturns, it is Chinese and Indian laborers that are put out of
The Shortest Day
And so the Shortest Day came and the year diedAnd everywhere down the centuries of the snow-white worldCame people singing, dancing,To drive the dark away.They lighted candles in the winter trees;They hung their homes with evergreen;They burned beseeching fires all night longTo keep the year alive.And when the new year’s sunshine blazed awakeThey shouted, revelling.Through all the frosty ages you can hear themEchoing behind us - listen!All the long echoes, sing the same delight,This Shortest Day,As promise wakens in the sleeping land:They carol, feast, give thanks,And dearly love their friends,And hope for peace.And now so do we, here, now,This year and every year.Welcome Yule!
Blame Gallo
I was bar-tab stalking and something Gallo said in his reminded me of this joke: A man was loloking for the perfect gift for his wife for Christmas. He wound up in a pet store and saw a parrot with a sign: "Parrot - $150.00 Sings Xmas Carols!" This seemed almost perfect, so he asked about the parrot. The store owner said, "His name is Chet. and yes, he sings Christmas songs. Watch!" He pulled out a lighter, lit it and held it under the parrot's left foot. The parrot moved his foot and started squawking - then began to sing, "Jingle Bells". "That's amazing!" said the man. "Wait!" said the store owner. He relit the lighter and held it under the parrot's right foot. Same reaction, except the song was "Deck the Halls". "I'll take him!" said the man. He got the bird home, and, because it would be hard to hide, he gave it to his wife. She was thrilled! Then he demonstrated the bird's unique trick, and she was doubly excited! She got curious, though, and hel's d it between the birdlegs.
Shi... I Mean Snowstorm.
Well, our station's going to full staffing levels. This storm looks like it's going to be no joke. If you don't see me online much during the next 24 hours, that's why. Only thing that dissapoints me about this is that I was planning to go volunteer at an organization that takes women off the streets who really needs help... I'll make up the time another day!   Speaking of which, if you live anywhere near Baltimore, MD and know how to use a chainsaw or want to help out in some other way, let me know.   Yesterday was fairly mundane... had three possible fires dispatched. One ended up burning to the ground (after it was determined no one was inside the house, due to deteriorating conditions command pulled everyone out and went defensive), one ended up being a false alarm, and one was put out fairly quickly.
Hot Buttered Rum Recipe
half gallon of Breyer's Vanilla ice cream cup of turbinado (natural sugar) cup of powdered sugar one pound of BUTTER (not margarine)   Make sure the ice cream is a little soft, same with butter. Mix all the ingredients well and freeze forever. Take one scoop of mixture and place in coffee cup with one ounce of rum (your choice, Capt. Morgan would be best) & fill with hot water. Enjoy.
Fucation Time!
Our beloved Gothic Goddess has gone on fucation, she will not be running her account for a while. She has asked me to run her accout for her in her absence, so please continue to show her ALL the love you would normally show and I will do my best to return all the love you show her.(as her)  So come on everybody lets see if we can keep her shitfaced and make her level before she comes back!   Thank you all~ Jesse
Bewbies Take 2.....
Easy Chocolate Or Peanutbutter Fudge
18 oz semi sweet chocolate chips 1 can eagle brand sweetened condensed milk 1 teaspoon vanilla nuts of your choice (optional) Combine milk and semi sweet chocolate chips. Melt on stove top (can use double boiler if you wish or just keep on very low heat) stirring constantly untill all the chips have melted, remove from heat stir in vanilla and nuts. pour into a wax paper lined 9x9 in dish. Let cool for several hours. Cut into small bite size pieces. For Peanutbutter fudge, swap out chocolate chips for peanutbutters and follow the above recipe. Enjoy
Obama: Taking Care Of Bussiness (not Healthcare Reform.)
Problem Solution
Rich Christmas
Rick, my husband, and I had a hectic holiday schedule encompassing careers, teenagers, shopping, and all the required doings of the season. Running out of time, I got the stationer to print our signature on our Christmas cards, instead of signing each one. Soon we started getting cards from friends signed "The Modest Morrisons," "The Clever Clarks," and "The Successful Smiths." Then it hit me. I had mailed out a hundred cards neatly imprinted with "Happy Holidays from the Rich Armstrongs." 
Things That Needed To Be Said (not Personal)
In this world there are many types of people, there are lovers, haters, liars, and truth tellers. There are also, game players, straight forward people, pessimists and optimists. Among them there are combinations and contradictions. There are people in power whom can be among any or all of these types of people. A lover of some, while hating others, a teller of truth to some, and a liar to others, a game player with some interests and a straight forward blunt force to others. Now why must I write about these things? Because there are many forces of nature and the world pulling its weight and pulling other’s weight and among them are all types and kinds of people. And this is something about the world. Not just you, or me, or the person down the street.   Now, in this world there are very close to 7 billion people, 6.804 to be closer to the exact number. On this planet we call Earth; we hold 5 large continents, 2 smaller continents, and a lot of islands. Among those continents w
Girlfriend? I Don't Think So!
I totally didn't think I'd have this problem... 5 or 6 guys in one week. Now I'm gonna blog about it because I think its annoying BS. So, boys, do you really think I will jump at the chance to be your girlfriend because you were so kind to send me a one line message asking me to be your girlfriend???? How crazy are you??? And why in the world would you think any sane woman would ever say yes? I think its very sad that there are some very lonely men on here that think any woman here would love to date them. You obviously aren't getting the hint and I am learning that no matter what I say or do, you are too stupid to get it through your head. But I'll try anyway... you're a loser. Why are you looking on here for a girlfriend? You don't even try to get to know me or anything. Just see my picture and boom! I get a PM asking me to be yours. Um... you live far away. You're weird. And I don't need to date a man I've never met anyway, Get a life.
Chocolate Rum Balls
Chocolate Rum balls: 1 (6 oz.) semi-sweet chocolate bits 3 tbsp. corn syrup 4 tbsp. orange juice 4 tbsp. rum 1/2 c. confectioners' sugar 1 c. finely chopped nuts 2 1/2 c. crushed vanilla wafers Melt chocolate bits in top of double boiler. Add corn syrup, orange juice and rum. Mix all ingredients. Refrigerate short while. Shape into 1 inch balls. Roll in confectioners' sugar. Keep in covered tin in cool place.
Easy Banana Bread
Easy Banana Bread Recipe INGREDIENTS • 3 or 4 ripe bananas, smashed • 1/3 cup melted butter • 1 cup sugar (can easily reduce to 3/4 cup) • 1 egg, beaten • 1 teaspoon vanilla • 1 teaspoon baking soda • Pinch of salt • 1 1/2 cups of all-purpose flour No need for a mixer for this recipe. Preheat the oven to 350°F (175°C). With a wooden spoon, mix butter into the mashed bananas in a large mixing bowl. Mix in the sugar, egg, and vanilla. Sprinkle the baking soda and salt over the mixture and mix in. Add the flour last, mix. Pour mixture into a buttered 4x8 inch loaf pan. Bake for 1 hour. Cool on a rack. Remove from pan and slice to serve.
A Bubble Conclusion
So, I ended up going over to Jola's last night after I gave the computer back to my mom once Trivia ended. Turned out to be the best thing for me to do. I woke up this morning and told my dad I was glad I went cause I had fun. His response, "Me too, cause I was tired of hearing you whine and being all moapy." Gotta love my dad lol. Jola is an interesting girl. I met her at a Halloween party and last night was only the second time I hung out with her. Her friends are very accepting and it was just a good time. Wii Mario Kart kicks ass btw. I didn't end up drinking, but watching everyone else drunk and a few high off their ass was entertainment in itself. Especially when the munchies hit them, lol. I feel lighter, if anyone understands what I mean :) Yay for friends!
Fubar Xxxmas
i yelled merry xxxmas to fubar and dove in for the night the end merry xxxmas fubar friends
Rest Stop
Just three miles from the rest stop And she slams on the breaks She said I tried to be but I'm not And could you please collect your things I don't wanna be cold I don't wanna be cruel But I gotta find more Than what's happening with you If you'd - open up the door She said - while you were sleeping I was listening to the radio And wondering what you're dreaming when It came to mind that I didn't care So I thought - hell if it's over I had better end it quick Or I could lose my nerve Are you listening - can you hear me Have you forgotten Just three miles from the rest stop And my mouth's too dry to rage The light was shining from the radio I could barely see her face But she knew all the words that I never had said She knew the crumpled-up promise of this Broken down man - and as I opened up the door She said - while you were sleeping I was listening to the radio And wondering what you're dreaming when It came to mind that I didn't care So I thought - hell if it's over I had better
wishing you all a great christmas
Fubar Xxxmas
twas the night before xxxmas in the fubar house . everybody was drinkin even the mouse. some girls were flashin some being rude.some girls were being lascivious and lewd. a blond on my left a brunette on my right and a little hot redhead atop of my thighs i was about to have one hell of a night . when in the corner isaw such a site a dozen nude women ay yiyiyi. i jumped out of my seat and got there in a dash the leader grabbed me and shoved my face in her gash. and as everything else went out of site
A Little Bit
A little bit of understanding from the Doctor. Realization that I am not up to suicide but taking the necessary steps for health. I just do not see any gain of that significance to go through with it and the dumb ass at the IRS is the main problem. To death I will go, sooner or later, I intend to bury the IRS by it. If the dumb ass wrote other than we want you to prove where you live, like, we want to verify, there is no fight. Ultimately to death and to leave nothing or anyone vague on what happened in good ol NJ and Gloucester County. It's called what? I'm going to die any way and it is right around the corner so lets let everyone from the top on down know of it. Can't forget my harsh critic that started this snow ball down the hill. Norio  
Researchers Finds Hidden Sensory System In The Skin.
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I wish the wind would stop blowing, I have cleared my car off a grand total of 3 times this morning.Its only 11:45am. I sense its only gonna get Today is also my last day of freedom...kiddos start christmas break for 2 weeks..starting back up Jan 4th..which is the same day I start school. yay!(sighs) Also I am offically done my holiday baking,done..done.. DONE!I haven't baked this much since I lived back home with my mom and daddy(yes I still call him daddy,dont judge me!)I miss those times.kinda. getting my tree tonight also,which will be followed by some sledding and hot chocolate and marshmellows.Friday nights couldnt be better.Might start my wrapping also, normally I wait till christmas eve,put on some music and get the job done..last year we had to put a little play kitchen together which took my husband I believe 3 hours to do. Good times! I hope you all have a great holiday,no matter what one is celebrating,and santa is good to,well..most of yous.     The
Southern Geminids
She rises far above me. My reach she is beyond. If I could make her smile. To bring her just one. To touch her heart. My life it would give reason. I would devote mine to hers. Till the end of my seasons. Can I catch her glance. Much less hold her stare. Will I touch her heart. For me could she care. Maybe all my thoughts. Dreams they should remain. Because she rises above me. And I remain the same.
I haz new pics in my funny album ... the bouncers are at a cruicle stage in development!!!!
Smuggling...i Think Not
His face looked funnyAs he walked in the doorSo much tobacco packed in his assHe thought it couldn't hold anymore. He grunted and groanedAs he sat in the canTrying to crap it outHe felt like less of a man. The stuff he packedSlowly began to moveBut the mini bic moving slowlyTo him did not soothe. It flicked and it litAs it came to his rimCombined with the gasesIt was a quick end to him. The moral of this storyWhen you put flame next to gasMake sure you wrap itOr you'll burn your ass.
Most Important Blog Ever
Everyone seems to be posting them this morning. I was just curious how many people would come to mine you may resume your previous activities...
If you want to see more of me like some of mentioned you will need to contact me. I don't just add anyone to my Family. I am willing to show off for a time and add you to my family, but if I don't know you that well there is a price. Cantact me and I will let ya know.
Part Three
A cool mist clung to the blades of grass on Luciano’s lawn like children seeking the succor of their mother’s caress as the car pulled up along the circular drive to his palatial home. The house was long and flat, ringed with simple columns as a Roman estate might. White stone composed its walls. Like the Pantheon in the city of his birth, there was a single rotunda in the center of the home, also ringed with columns, that rose slightly from the rest of the house. The car came to a stop before a porch with a high pitched roof. Among the rest of the house’s architecture, the roof, with its shingles stood largely out of place. The rear doors opened. The woman, Luciano’s companion for the night and all of his many centuries, stepped out. The rain had stopped. She held the door open for him while he floated from the car. Both he and she walked to the front door of his house. The door opened. Standing there was an older gentleman. His balding head and proper stance
Part Two
“Do you think he will know?” The woman asked Luciano after Angelo fell asleep. “He is intelligent enough to figure it out with the right clues. I gave him one already. But as long as he remains focused, where I want him, his mind will not drift.” “You were really going to make me service him?” “You wouldn’t have enjoyed it?” “Of course I would have enjoyed it, but that is not point.” “No, it is not. Yes, I was really offering you to him. As far as he is concerned, I am the master of everything. That is important. Though it is, largely a lie, he must understand that, for any lie to have credibility, it must be as true as reality. All he knows, at this point, is truth. He must learn to see lies and the only way for that to happen is to lie himself.” “How long have we been doing this?” she asked. “Centuries.” “In all that time, you have never been honest. Why should I believ
Part One
There are things that only the mind can grant a release from. Those things are prisons which it has created. Like any construct of the imagination, they can be as real as the mind wishes them to be. Regardless, only the keeper of one’s mind may hold the key to unlocking the cell doors.   Each drop tapping upon the roof created a hypnotic effect upon the man who sat in his chair looking out into the dreary night. He had seen many of these nights. Most of them were spent in quiet contemplation. He was, for the most part, bored with the life he had. He had no release from them. He felt trapped behind a cell door of his own creation. In his mind, the man was someone different, or should be. He had watched his life crumble around him until the pieces were far too tiny to pick up. He had no vaccum cleaners to suck them all from the floor, or a magic wand to wave and hope that the fickle hand of Fate put them back together the way they were before. He had lost the only thing in his
I Cant Advertise My Nsfw Pics?
 So,...I get this message and it says that I am not allowed to advertise my NSFW pics in my status bar anymoe or I will lose my status bar. I mean...WTF? What if i say..."DONT LOOK AT MY NSFW PICS?" Is that construde as advertising or just doing my civic duties forwarning people?  :-)
I stole this from Porch....I'm bored, give me a break   layer one.Spell your name with bands/artists S- Sting T - Tantric A - AC/DC C - Charlie Daniels I - INXS E - Eagles layer two.- name: Stacie- birth date: June 14- nicknames: Just one, and only one person can call me that: Excuses- current location: in a chair- eye color: Hazel- hair color: brown- righty or lefty: Righty- best friend[s]: I have a few...layer three.- the shoes you wore today: my work shoes- your perfect pizza: cheese, pepperoni, onions, peppers..well everything but sausage and olives- the last time you cried: A few days ago, but it was good.layer four.- your best physical feature: I'm gonna say my eyes - most missed memory: I have no cluelayer five.- pepsi or coke: Coke- mcdonald's or burger king: Burger King- adidas or nike: Does it matter?- lipton ice tea or nestea: Whatever- chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla- cappuccino or coffee: Coffeelayer six.- curse: sometimes- do you sing: Sometimes- take a showe
I just saw on the scrolly thing up there that  John Frusciante from the Red Hot Chili Peppers (better, guys?) has left the group. :( I are sad. I guess he left a year ago. I'm booing this. He's amazing.   I don't care if you hate them, their music, the members..blah,blah,blah. They're one of my favorite bands and they weren't the same the last time he left. :( Sucks.   You may continue with your regularly scheduled lives.
Fubar Dram And Trying To Get Me To Delte Fubar No One Wants To Help Ior Step In 215 Deaths
RWP] "Doc" th...: Ok folks.... As much as I hate to admit it, "I've" had enough! I will not stoop to pointing fingers, making accusations, or nym calling. I'll simply state that I don't care for Drama, manipulation, and out right deception & lies!!! Plz do not ask for further explaination as one will not follow (to ANYONE!). I am a simply a county boy that apparently is not qualified to swim with certain sharks. Suffice it to say that I have enjoyed all of your company and comradery. I wish each of you the very best & hope to see ya around. Best wishes to you all & hope you "all" have a wonderful holiday!!! Take care...."Doc" the "Clea... has just hit-listed you for a bounty of $22,860,0003 mins ago"Doc" the "Clea... has just hit-listed you for a bounty of $22,859,00019 mins ago"Doc" the "Clea... has just hit-listed you for a bounty of $22,852,00012 hrs ago"Doc" the "Clea... has just hit-listed you for a bounty of $22,852,00013 hrs agoCARMELLA CORLEONE has just hit-listed you for a bou
Karma ....
If you know by now I have a beautiful puppy ... well like I said earlier (5 min ago) :P  it's raining.  She finally decided to wake up and needed to do what everyone has to do and relieve herself .... She gets to the door, it opens and she looks at me "I'm not going out there, it's WET".  so making sure she does what is needed I give her a little push, I am going to figure she did what she needed, because she came back within 2 min scratching to get in.  Door opens, she shakes off the wet (unneeded shower), then proceeds to go back to the bedroom and hide under the bed.    At this point I am guessing she doesn't think I will find her to shoo her out in a couple hours ... LOL       Great googly moogly .. it's FRIDAY!!!!
Today Is .....
Full of nothing but RAIN ... I woke up at midnight and it was raining ... and it's still RAINING!!!!  they are going to dump the levy's at some point and flood about 5000 ppl out of there homes .... Stupid engineerz
Learn How To Generate Electricity With Solar Power
Home solar power systems have been very popular in many parts of the world, mostly because of the combination of concern over environmental protection and the rising price of conventional energy sources like oil and natural gas. Since solar energy is so abundant, it does seem to be the natural place to go when one is looking for new energy sources and as the years go by and solar technology becomes better, cheaper and more efficient in terms of capturing and processing energy, the options for someone looking to install home solar power systems continues to get better. Click here to read more - DIY Home Building and Earth For Energy It is not the cheapest option in the world to use home solar power systems such as solar panels and solar water heater, but if you save up for it you can certainly get it done within a few years of starting to save if you make an average amount of money. However, some people just don't have the ability to save or do not want to, preferring to use their mone
Not Always Right | A Hazy Legal Maze
Grocery Store | New York, USA Customer: “What cigarettes would you recommend?” Me: “I’m actually only 16, I don’t smoke.” Customer: “Oh well then which cigars are your favorite?” Me: “I’m only 16, I don’t smoke.” Customer: “Okay then. Do you sell marijuana?” Me: “That’s actually illegal.” Customer: “What? When did that happen?”
Grow Da Fcuk Up
I had a friend im very nice to him , hes clearly not my type i never did anything to lead him on he goes on bitching how i dont comment his pics and asks me to look at his nudes , i told him i dont see him this way and he gets all pissy and calling me shallow and shit cause i dont see him that way he can clearly see hes no where near my type and i dont flirt with him why be so butt hurt about it anyhow he told me to fuck off and shit so fcukking childish
I'm Guessing...
... that this is what it's like to be unemployed or mental.  First one in the library this morning, and now sat at a PC across from some guy who's just muttering shit to himself over and over.  Sweeeeet.
Day 1
Sometimes I just wanna be a fish. Because being a mermaid would rock. flippy flippy
Hatchet Rydas Detroit Presents "a Strange Night With Prozak"
Hatchet Rydas Detroit Presents "A Strange Night with PROZAK". Also featuring Hannibal Casper, Autopzy, and Zero! Show is on January 16th, 2009 @ Blondies Detroit - 2281 W. Fort St., Detroit, MI. 48216. Doors @ 7pm, All Ages Show. I have Tickets avaliable for $10 a piece!
Hatchet House Presents 1st Annual New Years Detroit A*# Kickin!
I have tickets avaliable for the December 31st, 2009 - 1st Annual "New Years Detroit A*# Kicking!" Concert presented by Hatchet House. Featuring Motown Rage, Lithium, Dead & Dirty Carnies, So Sick Social Club, Hannibal Casper, Dope Da Vinci, Satur9, & Jack Sin. Hosted by non-other than "Rude Boy"! Show is @ Blondies Detroit - 2281 W. Fort St., Detroit, MI. 48216, Doors @ 7pm, Tickets are $15 a piece
i would've been there for you though it all, but you never gave me the chance, running around and tripping, tripping over ourselves blindly without a glance, our friendship taking the defeat. once upon a time our souls would join as our eyes met. id stick around for you, but your not doing the same too, i finally opened my pretty eyes to see, the old scars healed, then blackened as you made a deal, to never reverberate your voice my way, everything between us died that day, the poison is still in my veins, as you kill me quietly with no fair chance for change, it hurts so much i know words will never be enough, and i guess thy never were. the words were rough but we are still alive, and if that doesn't say something i don't know what does. I Love You so much. whats the point of going on?  when everything is gone? i'm stuck here with no love to my name, abandoned in a vacant wasetland, to pick up the shards and somehow form my love for life again, walking on the
Find A Guy......
" Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her... "
Christmas Carols
This blog will self destruct on Dec. 26th
Silently Killing Your Conscious~ By Jd
How can one learn whats never shown, Standing here on your own, You act like you know  me but im not here. How could the world want me to change, When their the ones who stay the same? All you wanted me to be has came crashing down and now your first defense is to find someone to blame.   Your words are just whispers and lies, I dont care for you enough to take it to heart, You dont know me well enough to understand that after your beating i'll still be standing right here. What could you possibly think of saying, I wont listen to your words anyway it goes, I am not bitteri am just a complicated spirit and i have no fear of facing the world alone.   I do not have to show my ass to prove a point, Lets not make this a game, The world cannot bend me to be a puppet, I'll rip my limbs from strings attached. You cannot take me and throw me away, I am an entity thats right to you i'll never exist, You try pretending your so happy, Yet your so quick to rip out someones heart in th
Como Ama Una Mujer Lyrics & Translation
I have been requested by very special friends to provide the translation for the song I have been quoting in my status lately. This song is on my profile page and it is called Como Ama Una Mujer (The Way A Woman Loves) by Jennifer LopezSpanishComo Ama Una MujerQuizas me he apresuradoa pisar sin ver los pasos,a dejar que las heridasno sanaran bien.Quizas por impetuosahe dejado tantas cosasque eran parte del caminoparte de crecer.Quizas porque tan solo he sido una,que ha sido enamorada de la Luna,tan solo eso ha sido mi pecado,el de seguir mi corazon a todos lados,seguir mi loco corazon a todos ladosChorusY he amado como ama una mujerque ve en su hombre el paraiso,si me entregue lo hice totaly si falle volvi a empezary a levantarme en el caminoy he amado como ama una mujerque el alma no la ha abandonadoy que lo intenta un dia masy que ha soñado con soñary por amar se ha equivocadoy por amar se he equivocadoQuizas no ha habido espaciopara ver bastante claroque al final de la jornadatuve
Zeroking Fits The Scene, Like Rivets In Sheetmetal
25 Oct 2009, 17:08 Just wanted to post an excerpt from a live concert review, 3 years back. Zeroking LIVE! 80's rock/metal/Just Plain Kick-ass Metal, from Huntington, W.V."...Zeroking fits the scene, like rivets to sheet metal!Jalon and I arrived a bit early and found ourselves a seat with the guys from Further Lo band and the place was getting packed already. "So this is where all you, Ohio party animals hang out?!?!"First up was Zeroking, kicking off with one of our favorite songs from them, Celebrity. Lead vocalist Andy Haught, is very accomplished and proved he can dish out the same caliber of performance live, as on their CD. Wow! This band really understands pleasing the crowd!Drugs Will Keep Us Together, was most likely the crowd favorite song from them. This song speaks volumes about the social interaction of some narcotics and speaks more about the musical abilities of these four, West Virginia wild men.Shane Day is varacious and nimble on lead axe and drummer Chris Webb is
Two Dogs...
Two dogs were sitting in a vet's office. The bigger of the dogs gruffs, "Whatcha doing here?"The little dog responds, "I'm getting 'fixed'. Whenever I see my mistress I get so horny I just jump on her leg and start pumping. It's very embarrassing."The first dog says, "Yeah, I know what you mean. One morning my mistress had just got out of the shower, and was sitting on the side of the bed. She leaned down to pick up her clothes from thefloor, and I couldn't resist it... I jumped up and starting taking her from the rear!"The little dog exclaimed, "Wow! So you're here to be fixed too?""Hell no, I'm getting de-clawed."
Only being aroused when sexually assaulting an unwilling victim.
paroxysm\PAIR-uhk-siz-uhm\ , noun;1.(Medicine) A sudden attack, intensification, or recurrence of a disease.2.Any sudden and violent emotion or action; an outburst; a fit
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.  -  Sigmund Freud
Said I Would Show Off
show off some of my baskets I have been working on this season   blame postal and worship my talent fuckers       10 of these went out the door today ... switches up the basket thing and used cheese boards with a dutch tile in it       I do one of these every year ... the guy runs in and barks I need another one 200 bucks how fast can you do it ... I fight the urge to kill him and tell him to give me 2 hours     I am working on 10 and 6 smaller ones  of these .... its an order from a church whos Deacons give out hampers to needy members of their congration          
Current Status
So I've been off and on for the whole year due to multiple medical issues.  Ranging from mysterious seizures to 20-40 lb. weight gain overnight.  It has pretty much been a nightmare, add to that my husband and I both got laid off and you can see where I'm going.  Avoiding the pity party I just wanted my friends to know I appreciate you sticking around for my long absences and I assure you I will never be gone forever. I actually may be around a little more for awhile since I'm unable to work.  I had my gallbladder out and had some internal bleeding.  So I spent some time in the hospital.  I got out and then two days later had to go back in because of random pain.  I enjoyed a morphine trip that time and made it home.  Then my incisions wouldn't heal, it goes on and on and that is just in the last month or so. I'm up and around for now and not scheduled for anymore poking and prodding until January, by doctors anyway ;)  So for now I'm home all day everyday bored; with just a laptop a
Mumm Learning
These are some things that I learned in the mumms… well…sort of What was said…What I think Thinking that “A” conservative is an idiot, means that I'm a Liberal.…even if it has nothing to do with her.. eh their political affiliation.. There is no such thing as an “Independent” we are just confused liberals.…because it is much more cool to live in the black and white world and have no middle ground Calling someone a cunt is sexist….. no moron, thinking that term can only apply to one gender is sexist though.. Black people never vote republican…… Poor black people who are republican can’t even vote for your own party. White people are much more religious than black people…… not to generalize but Spanish people have ya both beat… just saying… damn I generalized when saying  not to generalize… Bush was the greatest president this country has ever seen… I sha
Revisit And Far As I Can See
Far as I can see the word Parousia is Greek. Consisting of two Greek words. Someone has placed togeather two Greek words to come up with a modern Greek word based on a questionable source of orignal Greek. Original meaning the letters are within Alpha and Omega. Anything beyond that is a creation of modern invention. Just like Latin, beyond the original is a creation of modern romance. Does not exist. Capital letters only. Some words simply never existed. Modern Latin, you can create anything. Same with modern Greek. I have to revisit my ill health again and hopefully for the last time. This condition suddenly arises within one year. Near death and yet they hold off on surgery. Even with me in the hospital with a Wednesday afternoon surgery they hold off. To die any second and yet more test? Doesn't make much sense? A woman tells me the truth. The truth is that this surgery merely keeps me from dying of a Heart attack and beyond that hopefully ten years of life as it is. Nothing vent
If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.Here's 25 random things about me.When you're finished reading, it's your turn to write 25 random things about you, and tag 25 people to find out more about them.1. I'm addicted to LipSmackers2. My favorite color is pink3. I'm a pop culture junkie4. I would rather have people come to my house than go to theirs5. I won't cook unless I have someone else to cook for6. I grind my teeth way too much7. I hate my nose8. I miss high school9. When I was a kid I wanted to be a lawyer10. When I was a teenager I wanted to be an interior designer or fashion designer11. I love console video games12. I love the CW13. I don't brush my hair14. I don't drink beer15. I don't have a favorite food16. I'm legally blind without my glasses17. I HATE Dr. Phil18. Nothing makes me happier than seeing my kids smile19. I love the Twilight Saga20. I hate the house I live in21. I can easily wash and dry the laundry, but I have a really hard time sorting it a
Fu Money Charity Please Help
I have A very Dear Friend Of Mine Who Wants To Buy His Soon To Be Fu Wife (on new years) But Cant Aford Her.... So I Am Asking If There Is Anyone Out There Who Would Be Willing To Help A Man Out And Donate Some Fu Bucks To Help Him Out Would Be Great!!!! SB Me If You Wana Help Only Got 26,000 More To Go!!! Come On Guys He Needs Your Help!!!!
A Bubble Rant
You know, all I wanted to do today was hang out with a friend. I could have been someone I hadn't seen in ages, or it could have been Eric. I didn't care. No one was able to do something, but I had told Eric I wanted to see him today earlier in the week. I still haven't seen anyone today except for my dad. Not that hanging with my dad is a bad thing. I actually get along with my parents lol. But, I missed my friends throughout the last part of my hectic fall semester. During summer I was so used to just going out and having a friend or two come over. Now that the semester is over.. I dunno. I'm really bummed out. And Eric is making planning anything with him so difficult. I finally just sent him a text that said "Whatever you want." I'm so frustrated. I've been sitting and reading a book my friend Meli let me borrow, but even the solace that reading brings me wasn't there because of my mood. I just want to share some time with the people I consider my friends. This girl I met on Hall
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Merry Christmas Everyone!Ironhorse Writer12/09/2003His bright red suit sports fluffy white trimNot quite obese but a far cry from slimCalf high boots all shiny and blackTotes a world of toys in a magical sackHe rides a custom sleigh scootFlames on each sideNot a horse-powered rideIt’s a Reindeer Glide‘Cause Santa’s a Biker‘Big Daddy’ of coolFirst page, chapter oneIn the ‘Book of Old School’Got a curvy ‘ol ladyWho helps the causeOn those North Pole nightsShe supports ‘The Clause’He hangs with a group called ‘Elves MC’All bad to the bone, all three foot threeFillin’ the orders, loadin’ the sleighHittin’ the eggnog while the Big Guy’s awayThere are those who would doubtSay, Santa’s’ not realBut, for we who rideHe’s the genuine deal‘Cause Santa’s a Biker‘Big Daddy’ of coolFirst page, chapter oneIn the ‘Book of Old School’Believe with your hea
From The Heart
Do you feel each scar I put on my body? Do you feel the pain I feel inside? Each scar I place on my arms  represent each scar you put on my heart. The pain on the outside make's the end side not hurt so bad. I keep thinking you can't hurt me any more and then just when I think we are ok...There ya go and hurt me again. Maybe someday I well give up and just walk away. But today is not that day. I well stand my ground. Tear the flish from my arms to hid the pain. Because I beleave in you. And the man in you that loves me and our family. And maybe some day the pain well stop for both of us.
Merry Christmas Everyone Ride On...
  Merry Christmas Everyone! Ironhorse Writer12/09/2003 His bright red suit sports fluffy white trimNot quite obese but a far cry from slimCalf high boots all shiny and blackTotes a world of toys in a magical sack He rides a custom sleigh scootFlames on each sideNot a horse-powered rideIt’s a Reindeer Glide ‘Cause Santa’s a Biker‘Big Daddy’ of coolFirst page, chapter one
  "It is not the critic who counts, nor the man, who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man in the arena, who's face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly...who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at best knows in the end the triumph of high acheivement, and who at the worst, if he fails,at least falls while daring greatly"   Teddy Roosevelt     He speaks of compassion,gratitude and fogiveness...his words screamed out for libertity in the face of adversity...hoping for freedom to live in our lives without judgement being passed..people who stand for peace and love. We all desiire greater...there are those that desire material things..they fight to get their wishes., there are those who deisre love and they too fight...we all fight seperate ways, we shed blood sacrificing so much in the process...lets instead fight for life...for freedom equality. Weaken yourselves to
Why Women Can't Find Husbands
  A store that sold husbands has just opened in New York City, where a Woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.    You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch... you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.The second floor sign reads:   Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, lov
5 Behaviors Of Manipulative People
Many of us like to think the best of people.  We like to think that they shoot straight and are forthright in their intentions.  We also like to believe that they will ask for what they want and not resort to crazy tactics to get it.  Unfortunately, however, there are times when we come across those who will do whatever it takes to get what they want...including manipulation. Being manipulated never feels good, but the worst part of manipulation is that often, we don’t even realize that it is happening.  Here are a few ways to know if someone is trying to manipulate you: Buttering You Up: To get their way, manipulators will often make you feel good so that they can then ask you to do something that they want.  The person may first compliment you or tell you what a wonderful job you did on something.  Making you feel good will, in their mind, make it difficult for you to say no…after all, you wouldn’t want to disappoint them or give them reason to think you didn&rs
Goodbye My Lover
  The moment was brief, to brief, but it was there. In the end who wins? The one that truly loves, or the one that just plays? I still have happiness and true feelings in the end, I say I win !!! Me Did I disappoint you or let you down? Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown? 'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun, Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won. So I took what's mine by eternal right. Took your soul out into the night. It may be over but it won't stop there, I am here for you if you'd only care. You touched my heart you touched my soul. You changed my life and all my goals.
Gotta Love The News Media
Early Dismissal     It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students haveturned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All thechildren are restless and the teacher decides to have an earlydismissal.Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly canleave early today."Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smartand will answer the question."Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."Johnny is even madder than before.Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may
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Mary In The Stable
Just watching the Nativity scene in my local town square, I was struck by how bare it looked. Having given birth myself once, and I do say once because it was so painful and distressing, I never done it again, I was shocked at how serene Mary always looks.   Personally I would be thoroughly gutted, that after giving birth to the most important child in all millennia, the only visitors I received were a trio of Kings bringing totally useless gifts, not one women pops in with a hot mug of tea and a couple of pain killing tinctures.   It was bad enough for Mary having to go through a painful labour (She was a virgin as well, that stuff would have hurt) amongst straw and some farmyard animals, but to have to entertain guests without as much as a shower first, must have been horrendous. How does she remain that peaceful and happy looking, I personally couldn't sit down for a week and don't even ask me how my boobs felt, as to describe that would involve a flip chart and an over head pro
If I Deleted You From My Friends List.
It's because you have never talked to me or rated me or anything. So if your reading this and I have deleted you from my friends list. DO NOT add me again srsly if I deleted you I don't want you back on my friends list that simple. Also if I took you outta my family it's because I helped you along the way and you can't even help me I don't want someone that don't help me out just sitting in my family.        
Western Boxing...a Jealous Art
Western Boxing has been an american past time for years. The real question is what is boxing really about. Boxing is the combination of mathematics, timing, and even dance. Not dancing like club dancing. Dancing that you've never seen or felt before. We call it the sweet science of movement. It's about fluidity and range, concentration and finesse-perseverance combined with accuracy. Many believe that Boxing is being weeded out by MMA. What many don't know is that Boxers are the highest paid individuals on the planet because of the skill and commitment involved in being a calculated striker, rather than an individual that learned a little bit of a few different arts but haven't focused on one solid discipline. It is not to say that MMA is not an entertaining sport, it takes a lot of courage from anyone to step in any type of arena, whether it be a boxing ring or a cage. Injury will be imminent, the only unknown factor is how much injury will be incurred. What p
Patch Work ... A Serialized Story Of Inelegance
And you pull the thread, but how loose it is seems horrifying. Like a cableknit skin, and you're terrified that you'll suddenly unravel.       Just a hair. That's what you tell yourself, "just a hair".       The first day you really noticed it. But then you'd been looking at the cracks and seams for a while by then. You'd never really given much thought to the intricacies, just to the age. You feel old, suddenly. You've been feeling old for a while. The wrinkles at the edges of your eyes, threatening to tear down and meet the lines at your lips. Some idiot called them "smile lines" years ago...but you know it's from smoking and smirking for far too long. You pull at the edge of skin and create the smooth-textured-alien face that you assume would be your surgical finale.       "I look like an old, stretched idiot." You're not wrong...but you're still busy looking at the lines when you let it slack. Noticing how the skin falls, and folds. You didn't look like this
Self Image
This is good.. cuz finally someone is doing something about how the media thinks we should look ... even though they fake it!!!   TWIGGY'S PHOTOSHOPPED OLAY ADS BANNED IN ENGLAND. by- Jennifer Romolini   Perhaps we should start calling 2009 the year of the airbrush. The latest Photoshop scandal involves not an emaciated model nor a bizarrely-retouched actress on the cover of a fashion magazine, but instead a 60-year-old icon with not enough crows' feet for anyone's liking. Let's catch you up: Last summer, beauty company Olay debuted its Definity eye cream campaign depicting model Twiggy looking far younger, smoother, and firmer than her then 59 years should suggest. The '60s fashion star appeared virtually wrinkle-free in the ads and, since her baby-faced visage was selling anti-aging cream to older women, quite a few people—including bloggers, news outlets, and the British Parliament—grew quite disturbed. In August, British lawmakers called for a ban on the digitally
Another Year
I thought things were getting easier, i thought i would be able to make it through this season without the pain dayum i was wrong and its never going to be the same. The things i need in my life are not around , and the people that ive trusted in my life have all but surely let me down Not everyone is the same and i know this isnt for all of you, but as i sit here thinkin WHAT DO I DO NOW WHERE DO I GO FROM HERE, fawk it give me another beer, lets bring in andother shitty new year
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Dear Jesus
Dear Jesus, So far this year you have taken away my favorite dancer, Michael Jackson, favorite actor Patrick Swayze, favorite actress Farrah Fawcett, favorite pitchman, Billy Mays, and favorite sidekick, Ed McMahon. Just so you know, my favorite politicians are Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd and Barack Obama. Thank you!!!!!!
HE WAS HERE!!!! God so many people swore it would not happen but it did! Damnit I laid in his arms, laid my head on his shoulder, felt his breath on my skin and had dinner in bed with him!!! Mister was actually in my arms! *screams* IT WAS AMAZING! Screw the haters who said it wouldn't happen and I was stupid. Fubar may be incredibly stupid as of late, but it brought me my Michael. I'm going to marry that man and have tons of babies! He IS everything he says and more. He met the children, and they loved him. He dealt with my insane schedule, he confirmed I am HIS Princess. Life could not be better. To fly half way around the world, literally, just to spend time with me said a lot.  Thank god for Tiff (DGAF) during my spastic moments thinking I would cbreak down. Thank you Tiff, I appreciate you. Mister, you're my dream come true, we'll make this all work. I love you. I'm off to go finish soaking it all in!!!!!!!
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I'm Sorry
I am, but I understand that it may not make any difference; and if it does, I may never see it. 
Leveling From 28 To 30 Angel Or Demon
OK .........so0o0o if you are wondering why you cant level check your fu setting some ppl are sitting there with all there fubucks to pay there fu dues and have there refearls but cant fig out wth is going on and why they cant level it happend to a friend the other day..... well i went and looked at his setting you have to make sure your home page in your edit my profile is set on POWER not NORMAL or you will not see your yellow bar that will say "find out if you qualify for level 30" then you can push the lil level up box under the box where you see other ppl who have leveld before you..if you have all the requirements met   Good Luck Hope This Helped RideR ChulA If You Have Any Questions Fell Free To Sb Me =D      
Happy Holidays Or Not?!
A lot has gone on this past year and i mean a LOT. The best thing other than still being alive and bring life into this world 11-20-09 @ 12:59PM.  It'll be Kieran's 1st Christmas, he'll be 1 month and 5 days old on Christmas.  I'm happy to be celebrating his 1st Christmas with him along with my 3 yr old son, Elijah as well. They are both the best things that have ever happened to me in MY life at this point.    With everything that has gone on this past year though I don't even care to celebrate the holidays.  Other than my boys and my own family(mom, bro, uncles) I don't have that special someone to share it with.  A year ago it was great as I was spending Christmas and the New Year with someone i loved at some point and someone who i thought loved me.  Well now? Now i am signle 23 with 2 kids.  All i can hope for is 2010 to be better than 2009.
!!!!WARNING!!!!!! Fubar will automatically scan your brain through your monitor. To block, go to Kitchen Cabinets Upper Right Drawer then REMOVE box that says "Aluminum Foil." Wrap all remaining foil around your head. Fubar kept this one quiet, Copy and paste into your status to warn all friends
Vicious, Vivacious, Violent, And Vain
((work in progress))Vicious, Vivacious, and Violent, and VainThe screaming source of my inferno of pain.There's something about the wayShe killed me that dayThat I just can't explain.Like the Hate for each individual cellThat Makes up my body, deteriorating, the smellof my rotting flesh peeling from my bonesThe muscle, the ligaments, the shards of my soul,               As she stands in a skirt over my shallow grave,               While snakes slither into my mouth, which is full               Of spiders and worms, dried blood and decayAnd I wish I could say,"You're Vicious, Vivacious, and Violent, and Vain.And though I despise you, I crave you the same."Howling in pleasure, my lips form her name.          Untame.          Compulsively lying: psychotic, insane.          And perfect.I loved writing this, but I never finished it because I lost interest in the chick. lol. I might continue to work on it someday.
Gods Confusion
Do you dare to know better?To tear yourself open and expose your bare bones to the SunLet her read the spy writing god engraved there?Do you really wanna know what shade of sin has stained your soul,what shape your heart is twisted into,the contents of your brain's black hole?Well, I don't.I don't want to play this game anymoreI'd forfeit, splayed facedown on the floorBut God would rip out my spineJust to see me bleed moreGiggling with glee, She'd pluck out my eyes and set them aside, so I can see as She pries out my teeth, from the root, one-by-oneTossing them up to the smiling sun Like dog treats.All day, she'll suckle the sweet whites awayUntil, balanced right on the edge of the night,She'll spit my cavities like watermelon seedsBlotting out stars with the rot of my teethMeanwhile, back in time, God rolls up her sleeveand reaches shoulder-deep down my throatsearching for somethingBut finding only my empty, She furrows her browFeeling around for something I soldShe pulls her arm out
Committing To Traitors
fuck the feel, nothing's real not a second to spare for emptier eyes "it's whatever," she's right forever to fight, stealing our stars straight from the sky and who cares why while we cover our scars and turn down our eyes just turn up the music and dance out the lies sweat out the steel that weighs down your sighs freed from it, we can fly the seeds we swallowed in pills take root in our spines and splay their fingers full and wide, blooming into the wings we can ride to get wherever we're going never knowing where but who cares it feels right. despite the swears we swore last night today is new, and you knew i lied, right? who's using whom, who gives a shit everyone's playing and played, we just can't commit to admitting that maybe this could be it. because finding it means losing it later and it could never be worth it to worship a traitor
The Three Fates
just go. Cause you will, and you know it so do, but Don't Show It if you're coming undone, watching re-runs and remembering; replaying the want and the taunt and the trembling... NO. Just go, just Run, because only behind the blind of the sun can we start to see the wrecakage we've won, and only beneath the blank of this numb can I white out what you have become Lest We Forget the ways that we were, blessed are those who can beckon the blur. Succumb to the sweet smother of vengence but a beauty so bold precludes such pretenses As we are is not as we always were what we've lost still lives somewhere inside us, behind us What is Now is never forever, remember: Time is the demon that always will find us There are truths insides lies, but just like your eyes I can't pry them open to prove or procure any definition of this second's existence any evidence of the things that once were I could never determine the depth or the distance Find faith in the foregone or a ruse of resistance whether
Escape Your Fear Of Fate
Have you ever feared your fate? Unfaithfully fleeing and searching escape? Insane. Yet I continue to run and continue this game, Gruesomely massacring all things in my way, Destructing the world so I don't have to stay Closed in, incarcerated, confined and I'm caged, Screaming for freedom, drunkenly enraged, And scared. By crushes, desire, my body's impaired, And I can't decide whether to grasp or beware. So I stare Down at my hands, which are twisting, I swear, From intuition that I should Not Care. I'm screaming internally, how could I dare, To allow myself to become so ensnared? It's not fair. I know this, and nothing can compare, To having your feelings forced into a state, Whether purposely or not they managed to MaNiPulate And you hate, Being out of control and you dissipate, Withdrawing into myself as you invade, My most personal barriers crumble and break. And I cannot escape my fear of fate.
Til Death Do Us Part?
He promised, she seethed. He promised and yet again he failed to deliver. She paced the room, her eyes flickered toward the closed door. Liar, she thought. He's such a liar! She stalked back to the fireplace and saw a picture of the two of them at the fair, taken only a few short months ago. His eyes were a warm blue, yet the gaze was cold and distant. It was as if he was staring straight through the camera, she noticed. The sound of a disgruntled engine broke the silence of the living room, and she spun around waiting for the door to open. Anger flowed through her, making her blood feel warm and giving her skin a healthy glow. Wanting a final moment to herself, she stormed into the kitchen. Walking around the island, she hoped for something cool to drink.She wasn't sure what she was going to do yet, but he had to learn that when he made a promise, it should be kept. Breaking them just... wasn't acceptable. Hearing the front door slam, she reached for her drink then went back to the li
Santa's A Fat Bitch
Sleigh bells jingle-ling rin jing jingle-ling Horses, horses, horses, horses. Sleigh bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling [gunshot] Santa Claus suck my balls Drunk as hell ringing bells at the malls Dancer, Prancer, Dixon, and Cupid I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh I sat around all night under the chimney Holdin my sack like "gimme gimme" I know that he's comin, he's comin he must Lookin up nuthin but rust, dust. Turn on my tv the very next day I see your gettin payed leadin the parade I'm that sniper on the buildin Listen to my nine go click, Santas a fat bitch Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch) Another year and I aint get shit (Another year I aint get shit) If I hear him land on my roof (Ohh my undertaker) I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth Yeah I got somethin to say about St. Nick Fuck that hoe he never brought jack shit No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal, So I eat it, cuz there ain't nuttin in the cubbards So I'll be quick, quick a
When A Soldier Comes Home
WHEN A SOLDIER COMES HOMEThis email is being circulated around the world - please keep it going When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard.... listen to his son whine about being bored. keep a straight face when people complain about potholes.   
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