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For Kimberly Dawns Mother
Months have gone by,Almost turned to a year.When we think of you,It will always bring a tear. From the time we were kids,Till we thought we were grown.You were always there,To guide us back home. † Things you taught us still stay,Forever etched in our minds.A mother like you,Would be difficult to find. † Now even after you've left,You are still never gone.Our love for you still grows,Our memoreys stay strong. † So mom if you hear this,And I'm sure that you can.God gave us angel in heaven,Its all part of his plan. † Please watch over us and smile,And know your forever in our hearts.And as long as we hold this true,Never will we be apart.
Hateful People
I do not see why some people have a problem with others having tattoo's mostly (WOMEN), I've always looked at it this way your body is a canvas so why not paint the damn thing? I (MYSELF) have 20+ tattoo's new & old, meanig cover-ups but still counts as one.. Anyways if ya don't like me because of this issue then suck my ass, sorry but it had to be said...
My Favorite Qoute
4Love is patient and kind. Love is not jealous or boastful or proud 5or rude. It does not demand its own way. It is not irritable, and it keeps no record of being wronged. 6It does not rejoice about injustice but rejoices whenever the truth wins out. 7Love
Cute
60 THINGS A GAL/LADY/WOMAN WANTS BUT WONT ASK FOR!!1. Touch her waist.2. Actually talk to her.3. Share secrets with her.4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts5. Kiss her slowly.Are you remembering this?6. Hug her.7. Hold her.8. Laugh with her.9. Invite her everywhere.10. Hangout with her and your friends together.KEEP READING11. Smile with her.12. Take pictures with her.13. Pull her onto your lap.14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.Are you thinking of someone?16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.17. Kiss her unexpectedly.18. Hug her from behind around the waist.19. Tell her she's beautiful.20. Tell her the way you feel about her.One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car (if any)- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gen
My Poems
SOMETHING MORE!I walk in the clouds of heaven and dance in a field of flowersIt's your love that moves meyour butterfly kisses are the bestSweet and sensationalYou are the bestfriend i have ever hadI want more than what we haveA strange and wonderful feelingmoves through melike hot flowing lava that movescontinuesly through a valcanoWhen it rains i dont feel gloomBecause with you in my life The sun always hits me in my faceThis love and friendship is deffinately something moreA place worth exploringbeyond the galaziesto a place we cant explainalong with the moonshinea beautiful place shinesfilled with hope love and trustits like we are the only two theiras the new leaves turn and dance in the windits like the breeze that you can feel but cant seewhich explains the love i have for you and you have for meI just want you to know that I'm glad we met.Since you entered my life,you've brought me much sunshine and happiness,and you've inspired the most romantic dreams imaginable.I look forwar
Scott Brown Wins!!! But Not Because He Posed Nude.
The stunning win in Massachusetts of Scott Brown is a terrific story to begin with but how about the other members of his family? Alya was a contestant on American Idol. His wife was a reporter and Arianna is a pre-med student. Oh, and Scott posed nude for Cosmopolitan magazine. I love it. Only in America, the land of opportunity for all. For the family bio: http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93327?fp=1 What great story BlastFM is. Going from zero to number one in its genre in a year. www.live365.com/statoins/blastcasterfm
Sharons Mem.
Sharon Ross R.I.P. created @ 2009-05-26 07:20:13 Wednesday, May 06, 2009 Sharon Ross (Missys mom) R.I.P Current mood: sad Category: Writing and Poetry † It says cry at their birth. And rejoice at their death. Even through this day. More tears will be wept. † A mom, grandmother, a friend. From sight now gone away. But in our hearts and minds. Her memories will always stay. † When you think of her. And a tear comes to your eye. Let a smile come to your face. And look towards the sky. † As she looks down to us. I can see a smile in her heart. For Sharon this is not an end. Its a beggining, a brand new start. † Remember her with happy thoughts. She will never be far away. Because in our hearts and minds. Her memories will always stay.
The Great Candy Disaster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKqANMSkpLs
Passions
Three passions have governed my life:The longings for love, the search for knowledge,And unbearable pity for the suffering of [humankind].Love brings ecstasy and relieves loneliness.In the union of love I have seenIn a mystic miniature the prefiguring visionOf the heavens that saints and poets have imagined.With equal passion I have sought knowledge.I have wished to understand the hearts of [people].I have wished to know why the stars shine.Love and knowledge led upwards to the heavens,But always pity brought me back to earth;Cries of pain reverberated in my heartOf children in famine, of victims torturedAnd of old people left helpless.I long to alleviate the evil, but I cannot,And I too suffer.This has been my life; I found it worth living.By Bertrand Russell:
I Know
With simple wordsToday i wanna tell youThat i like you from head to toesIt's as clear as the waterThat i need youI like you completelyAnd the fact that your beautyIs incomparable I know i chose rightTo pick you to be with me Forever.I like everything about youYour smile, your eyes, your faceAnd that sweet way of talking to meIf you kiss me i feel like i go to the skyI feel like i'm the air.I like everything about youYour unique, from the inside and outsideEverything is perfect when i'm next to youYou are so much more than what i deserveAnd without any doubt,I know I love you... † †
I Love You
Come stay with me my darling,and love me through the night.Lets lock up all the doors...want to hold you close tonight.Show you how my heart feelsand kiss you tenderly...To long I have waited,for this moment, just you and me. Only you can make my heart beat,and skip like this its true...In merriment and wonder, my whole being is lost to you.For you satisfy the longing,make my soul feel so anew.And quite simply my darling...I'm saying.. " I Love You."
All Alone
I like to pretend I'm alone maybe post apacolyps or plague whatever no one left to act normal for, no need to hide who i really am. It would be... freeing.
In Simple Terms
In simple terms...Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.Q. Where will the government get this money?A. From taxpayers.Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?A. Only a smidgen.Q. What is the purpose of this payment?A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?A. Aw shut up
Who You Are
Everyone hides who they are atleast some of the time, sometimes you burry that part of you so deeply you have to be reminded it's there at all. And sometimes you want to forget who you are all together. And what about me, maybe I will never be the human Harry wanted me to be, but I couldn't kill Tony, that's not me either. My new friend didn't think I would be able to resist the kill he left me, but I did. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man mor beast, I'm something new entirely, with my own set of rules.
Visions Of Me
Harry was the only one who saw me, really saw me, so he taught me to hide, and that whats kept me safe, but sometimes I'm not sure of where Harry's vision of me ends and the real me starts. If I'm just a collection of learned behaviors bits and pieces of Harry, maybe my new friend is right, maybe I am a fraud.
Why Must People
Why must people... Answer a question with another question. And who finally gives in and answers the first question that started the whole conversation to begin with. So have fun let’s see how far we get.... Do you feel like a challenge?
January 20 2010
Astrology - Today's Gemini Horoscope Here is your Today's Gemini Horoscope You're feeling the urge to socialize, and it is a great day to expand your network. Mood:Energetic Lucky Color:Silver Lucky Number:22 Lucky Time of Day:12am
Threatening Assholes
Truly, they need to get a life. On Yahoo Messenger, minding my own business when I get this: richardissmiling2006: I have received several reports that you are being a cunt. We know who you are. Don't come into yahoo adult if all you want to do is pick fights. We are watching you. Um, yeah, okay. One, not a cunt. Two, I don't pick fights. More or less talk to a handful people. Three, who the fuck do you think you are to threaten me? So yeah, richardissmiling2006 has been reported after I thanked him for the threat. LOL
Hmm..
† So, I realized today that I haven't posted something in here for a while. It actually seems like my last one just up and disappeared..†So thoughts now swirl as I make another attempt at placing another entry into this journal.. So here it is. Lets start from the beginning. The last time I made an entry I'll admit I was being a bit dramatic if not a bit over zealous in the entry. I was going through some hard times. Very hard times. But then again, don't we all have those periods of time? More often then not with some I must admit. Anyway, back to the topic at hand. I managed to get my finances back under control and I am no longer on the verge of pulling a McVey, if you understand what I mean. I found in this time that not only my closest friends helped pull me out of the slump I was falling into, but also the more obvious, Music. More in particuliar, Breaking Benjamin and Five Finger Death Punch. The lyrics helped me see things more clearly and made me realize that my life is not
Zeppelin
The Girl I Love She Got Long Black Wavy Hair†-Led Zeppelin Ooo, the girl that I love, she got long black wavy hair I do declare The girl I love, oh yeah, she got long black wavy hair Hell yeah Her mother and her father, Lordy, they sure don't, sure don't allow me there Well I, I’m go back to my baby, Lord I, I said I wouldn't lie, yeah I never saw that sweet woman, yeah Lord, a five long years gone by, yeah†† Well I’m goin’, ho, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh - ahh, I’m goin’ home Well she's a sweet little darling, and I I said I've been away a far too long I been away too long Face me Well, my baby - babe, she shakes just like a willow tree Oh yes she does But my baby, when she walks, you know, she shakes like a willow tree, yeah Ahh that mean, mistreatin' baby She knows she got me hot, walks all over me Ooo - ahh yeah Ohh I got nothing
To Ashley And Family
Ashley and Mary , I am so sorry for your loss, I am so proud of you for doing what you thought was right for you and your baby , Gabriel. It is so hard for me at saying words , but I hope these tags will bring some kind of Peace to you all....You are always in my Thoughts and Prayers.God Bless and Big Hugs Jane graphics for moms graphics for moms graphics for moms
Rhcp
Red Hot Chili Peppers-Breaking the Girl I am a manCut from the knowRarely do friendsCome and then goShe was a girlSoft but estrangedWe were the twoOur lives rearrangedFeeling so good that dayA feeling of love that day[Chorus]Twisting and turningYour feelings are burningYou're breaking the girlShe meant you no harmThink you're so cleverBut now you must severYou're breaking the girlHe loves no one elseRaised by my dadGirl of the dayThat was the wayShe was the girlLeft aloneFeeling the needTo make me her homeI don't know what when or whyThe twilight of love had arrived[Chorus]
Tips To Getting Past Level 35
http://www.fubar.com/blog/328015/1096091
How To Avoid Getting Hacked?
I get dozens of emails a day from people who claim their account was "hacked." I have been here over four years and never once have I been hacked. Trust me...people have tried. 1. The key to NEVER being hacked is to make sure your password and login email address is kept private and secure. NEVER give your information out to ANYONE. 2. Change your password regularly. Also, make sure that your login email account is secure. I have seen people forget that someone had that password. All it takes is someone having that password and using password recovery and they will be able to figure out any new password you make on fubar. 3. Keeping your account secure is YOUR responsibility. If you never give your information out to anyone, you should never get hacked. 4. If you are using a public or community computer that has more than yourself logging in, make sure you DO NOT SAVE YOUR PASSWORD INTO THE BROWSER. TIP: When making your account password, make sure to add a few n
Problems Getting Credit For Mercenary Referrals And Fubar Friend Referrals
***I originally wrote this blog in 2007 about missed referrals. It is still relevant today. This also applies to mercenaries. We do not credit for missed referrals. If you signed someone up and did not get credit, it could be one of the following: 1. You cheated. 2. The person signing up's browser did not track your referral ID. (This could be associated to anti spyware, virus ware or security settings) We will not investigate, credit or debate missed referrals. Here are a few tips to making sure you do get credit. There are NO guarantees that this will work. 99.99% of the time missed referrals are due to user error or the person's computer OR something shady is going on. 1. Use the "Link to this profile" code on your homepage or in fuMafia 2. Use the INVITE link on the upper left navigation panel. 3 If you are linking banners on another site, please use this referral code. TIP: If your brothers uncle was signing on from your laptop or house or your sister's
Saturday, 22nd, December, 1934
Boy, O, Boy, what a dream. Listen have I been seeing things, you are asking me. This morning, got up about 7:30 took Hap to work but he didn’t work. Laid around and argued with Mutt until after 10:00. Than the fire works started, Mutt and me went after a xmas tree, we went out about 4 or 5 miles on highway and then took to high timber. Up one hill and down another, Mud and more mud right through the center of a pine forest, not large enough for sawing but very, very pretty. Well we found the xmas tree and then got lost, I mean we didn’t know straight up. Some people smarter than us told us how to get home. We didn’t mind though because the country was very pretty. That isn’t half of it , if you can imagine, Dallas, Ft. Worth and †Sanantonia and part of Houston all together you have an idea of the little village I was in this eve. it is 30 miles from here it isn’t so hillie there as it is here. The streets are narrow, the buildings would disappoint you, bec
Hot! Hot! Hot! By The Cure
The first time I saw lightening strike I saw it underground Six deep feet below the street The sky came crashing down For a second that place was lost in space Then everything went black I left that basement burning And I never went back The second time I saw it strike I saw it at sea It lit up the fish like rain And rained then down on me For a second that boat was still afloat Then everything went black I left it underwater And I never went back Hey hey hey!!! But I like it when that lightening comes Hey hey hey!!! Yes I like it alot Hey hey hey!!! Yes I'm jumping like a jumping jack Dancing screaming itching squealing fevered Feeling hot hot hot!!! The third time I saw lightening strike It hit me in bed It threw me around And left me for dead For a second that room was on the moon Then everything went black I left that house on fire And I never went back Hey hey hey!!! But I like it when that lightening comes Hey hey hey!!! Yes I like it alot Hey hey hey!!! Yes I'm jumping like
A Real Good Day!
Today is Spectacular.... because: 1. Even if that ultrasound technician was a cunt the results from the ultrasound make me happy. My baby is a very low risk for Down Syndrome or any other birth defects besides having Jeff and I as parents 2. I went to a low risk Maternity clinic where i met a great nurse and doctors that could perform the delivery. I hear my baby's heart rate for the first time..... 150 beats per minute... 3. Jeff somehow convinced me to go threw Prenatal classes again in my happy mood.. Ill kill him later. 3. for the last 4 days i have not been constipated. 4. I dont feel nauseated and i ate glossettes. 5. I got a new book called the lovely bones and yes i know its going to be a movie but i really prefer reading to watching movies 6. the guy that lives with us hasn't been home in 2 days ever since I left that face book comment "If you live with me you might want to run away for a while" 7. This week the government will finally be paying me and I will go out
Hiccup Cure
A man entered a drug store and asked to see the pharmacist. When the pharmacist came out, the man asked if he could give him a cure for the hiccups. The pharmacist immediately reached out and slapped him across the face.†"What'd you do that for?" the man asked.†"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do you?"†"No," the man replied, "but my wife out in the car still does!"†
Yup
BULLET IN THE HEAD-Rage Against the Machine This time the bullet cold rocked yaA yellow ribbon instead of a swastikaNothin' proper about ya propagandaFools follow rules when the set commands yaSaid it was blueWhen ya blood was readThat's how ya got a bullet blasted through ya headBlasted through ya headBlasted through ya headI give a shout out to the living deadWho stood and watched as the feds cold centralizedSo serene on the screenYou were mesmerisedCellular phones soundin' a death toneCorporations coldTurn ya to stone before ya realiseThey load the clip in omnicolourSaid they pack the 9, they fire it at prime timeSleeping gas, every home was like AlcatrazAnd mutha fuckas lost their mindsJust victims of the in-house drive-byThey say jump, you say how highJust victims of the in-house drive-byThey say jump, you say how highRun it!Just victims of the in-house drive-byThey say jump, you say how highJust victims of the in-house drive-byThey say jump, you say how highChecka, checka, c
Happy Monday
On Monday I had to go present myself for jury duty; I tried getting out of it by providing a valid E-Ticket from British Airways which clearly states I am leaving Glasgow this coming Friday. They sent it back by post and told me turn up on Monday and ...maybe just maybe...they will let me off. † What I don't understand is- with the sheer amount of unemployed people that we keep reading about in The Daily Mail why do the courts want people who are terminally busy? Do busy people have better judgement? I don't think so, I think if I had better judgement I would not work and lie in bed all day. I am a stupid twat that chose a career; if I was smart I would do piss all and sleep instead of working in an industry that still thinks women aren't quite good enough for the job. † Anyway, I dragged myself out of bed at 8am on Monday, thought 'suppose I better wash my hair, I don't want to turn up looking mental....hang on...maybe looking mental is good?' So, instead of coiffing my bunnet, I
Rates
Broken† ~~General Manager @ Military Proud ~~~@ fubar
Sexiest Lady Contest
Hello all you sexy ladies. I am thinking of running a contest where the winner would get a 65 bling pack or a 3 month vip or a 7 day blast(winners choice) How to enter:friend and fan mesend me 50k fu bux and your sexiest picture winner will be determined after a month by who has the most photo coments please repost and foward to any of your friends who would like to enter
I Lured Chipmunks With Nuts To Capture These Photos. (repost)
"Fix my hyperdrive!" "Let's be freinds." "Step away from the nut." "You are the worst co-pilot ever." "Judge me by my size, do you?" † †
Virus Alert!!!
If you receive a message from a friend on Yahoo Messenger or in any other forum that looks similar to this one... Do you think it would be ok if I edited you into this picture with me? http://img049.dlimageshack.info:89/img049/3741/DSC-NewPhoto003.JPEG.zip DO NOT OPEN THE LINK!! IT IS A VIRUS HOAX AND IS NOT BEING SENT OUT BY YOUR FRIEND! I just received this from a friend of mine. Luckily, I have a great antivirus program on my computer and it warned me so I didn't open it. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST!
Reposted
"8 Mile"Eminem[Eminem]Sometimes I just feel like, quittin I still mightWhy do I put up this fight, why do I still writeSometimes it's hard enough just dealin with real lifeSometimes I wanna jump on stage and just kill micsAnd show these people what my level of skill's likeBut I'm still white, sometimes I just hate lifeSomethin ain't right, hit the brake lightsCase of the stage fright, drawin a blank likeDa-duh-duh-da-da, it ain't my faultGreat then I falls, my insides crawland I clam up (wham) I just slam shutI just can't do it, my whole manhood'sjust been stripped, I have just been vickedSo I must then get off the bus then splitMan fuck this shit yo, I'm goin the fuck homeWorld on my shoulders as I run back to this 8 Mile Road[Chorus]I'm a man, I'ma make a new planTime for me to just stand up, and travel new landTime for me to just take matters into my own handsOnce I'm over these tracks man I'ma never look back(8 Mile Road) And I'm gone, I know right where I'm goinSorry momma I'm gro
2 Bases In Germany 2 In Italy
i leave tommorrow for schweinfurt germany...and then to a base in grafenwohr i wont have internet at either of these bases so will be offline for about 2 weeks...when i get back i SHOULD have a couple days off.Then i will be leaving for Italy...to aviano airbase and then to vincenza...should have internet there.....so soming it up will miss you and will see you all in about 2 weeks † ††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† andy† A.K.A. Fat
Hottest Man Contest!
Click on the picture to vote for Pickles!Send your sister send your mama send your friends!Please click the share link when you're done rating ty! † † † † † † † † †
Equal Oppurtunity Offender
†Renault †and Ford are working on a new small car for women. †They †are mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus and calling it the †"Clitaurus." It †comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, †even †if someone tells him where it is.†
Move On
As I fade into nothing, the hope I had is disappearing into nothing Forget me; the person is not worth trying for Forget me, for I am not around Forget the time we spent together The feelings you had for me will soon be gone I am a ghost in your life A presence that no longer fits I am not important enough to get your attention Not worthy for your affection Forget me, for I am not right for you Forget me, for I have failed Forget the feeling of holding me For I have gone and you don’t even care The last person on your list was I The only one who never got what you wanted The girl who was never enough Enough to hold your attention, to be the one you wanted Find comfort in those you have Find happiness with others that you couldn’t find with me
Devilish Beauty
Hey Everybody! Please pray for Devilish Beauty's gram..... She had a quadruple by pass and was just rushed to the E.R. non responsive...Devilish Beauty was a former member of our family so please go show her lots of support and send lots of prayers. ♆–ŤvÓlÓ$h ŖŤŚĶÜżô♆ {S*E*R}@ fubar
State Trooper Mcinnis
Dear Mr (if that is what you are)Officer McInnis. BDG # 7236 First of all You need to go back to trooper school because YOU are a disgrace. First of all I went back to Rt 66 and looked. There is no sign out there that says that exit or lane is an HOV. Go LOOK. Secondly, I may be a lot of things but I do abide by the law. When I said that I did not know it was an HOV, I was telling the truth. Thirdly, giving me crap over a legal registration. It is not my problem that the State of Virginia considers my jeep a pickup. Get a life will ya. And with your in compassionate attitude it is no wonder you can not see when someone is telling the truth. Fourthly, the State of Va should fire you because if a law is new and someone is not aware that you can not wear a headset for phone calls, then you ought to least give a person a warning before you decide they were in violation. You are a disgrace to the uniform and should be put where you can not have contact with the public! I will see you in
Ms Society Bullshit :|
I CALL BULLSHIT!!!! http://www.nationalmssociety.org/news/news-detail/index.aspx?nid=2206 The MS Society edited their news page this morning, a little over an hour ago.... I cant believe the nerve of their dillusions. Q: I have MS. Should I be tested for signs of CCSVI?A: We do not recommend testing for signs of CCSVI unless you are involved in a research study exploring this phenomenon, since at this time there is no proven therapy to resolve any abnormalities that might be observed, and it is stil
A Break
This is tough for me to write... Since my retuen from my hiatus, i have gotten to know some of you better than ever before and i have honestly kept myself out of the drama and BS better than before.† But do to some severe personal problems, i will be taking a break soon.† I may need to check myself in to a nut ward or i may just need to go wandering, hit NYC and go crazy... get off the grid for a while. as i have told many of you my personal life sucks and has been in the toilet for years... it has actually taken a turn for the worse recently and i just need to get away from myself and need, if not a change of scenes, just some silence... or maybe noise... not sure.† The problem with having so isolated myself the quiet i so desperately wanted is sometimes a trap.† now i also have problems with my mother and my sister... and i feel very ALONE... more than ever. anyhow... I'm not sure when i'll stop signing on... and less sure of when i'll be back, but i will be... some of you are too
What Keeps Me Awake...
There are a million things I could talk about today - but my head is swarmed with thought and although I wish I could focus - I am so distracted and confused I don't know how to find my center. I spent the latter portion of the evening tossing and turning... I was cold and worse I couldn't shut my brain off. I kept telling myself that in bed when I am supposed to be sleeping is not the appropriate time to ponder my existence but my head wouldn't listen. I looked like 'the thinker' for the greater portion of the day before that and I contemplated doing something mindless for even the slightest distraction. I was in a generally decent mood most of yesterday despite the gaping whole in my heart. I am trying to be the big girl here... but occasionally hurt feelings don't allow me that luxury... at least no one has to wonder what is on my mind. Right? I think one day people will look back and read all of these things I wrote and wish that they played a different role in my life. Maybe th
The Ideas! They Live!
New first line is up on the blog o' doom. 'Cause I know you wanted to know! Also, in more exciting news, the inspiration is taking hold. Cammy started a really awesome story based on one of my lines. Go encourage her to finish it, because I really want to read more! Everyone's favorite librarian got to be the first person (who I know of, at least) to finish a story based on a first line. I really love it, and you should go read it and leave feedback.
Why?
I sit inside my circle,As I watch holes appeer.Friends leaving that I care for,Friends I hold so dear. Something out of my control,No matter how hard I plead.Still out of my chosen few,Some have diceided to leave. Today my heart is heavy,This course another may take.One who is truely special,Without her my heart will break. With my tears in tow,My soul begging to cry.How many more times again,Will I have to say Goodbye.
Breakdown
I am so close to the edge my toes are hanging off.†I know I'm going to fall, I'm just not sure when.I'm afraid I'm going to hurt someone or myself.I can see the light at the end of the tunnel, the silver lining in my storm cloud, my pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, my happy ending but it seems to get a little further away with each passing day.I gotta get out of here, it's for the best.
My Mask
I find people all around me are all making somekind of connection, like friendship or romance. But human bonds always lead to messy complications, commitment, sharing, driving people to the air port. Besides if I let someone get that close they would see who I really am, and I can't let that happen, So time to put on my mask.
Life
All you can do is play along at life and hope sometimes you get it right.
My First Time
It was easier than I had anticipated, but still a special day. Really it was Harry who paved the way to my salvation. With the nurse put down Harry lived another year before hardening artaries squeezed the last bit of life out of him. But his leasons have never failed me. Harry taught me that death isn't the end. It's the begining of a chain reaction that will catch you if your not careful. He taught me that none of us are who we appear to be on the outside, but we must maintain appearences to survive. But there was something Harry didn't teach me, couldn't teach me, something Harry didn't know, couldn't possibly know. That the willful taking of life represents the ultimate disconect from humanity. It leaves you an outsider, forever looking in, searching fo company to keep.
Cameras At Red Lights
OK todays conspiracy theory is .... † ever notice how most of the cameras at red lights are pointed directed into the FRONT of your vehicle. Looking directly at you face and NOT your liscense plate ? † There have been cases where such cameras have been used in courts to convict people by confirming their locations through using facial recognition software. † Big Brother tracking you ?† You bet
Unholy Blood, Unholy Grail
Ah shit, here we go again, descend Into the depths of your mortal sins Stare into the abyss and piss on the crucifix And live for yourself, fuck them and reject the spirit Your Magdelene was nothing less than a street walker And Jesus Christ is not my father And if he is he's a deadbeat dad And I'm glad that back in the day they crucified his ass I eat the souls of Christians for dinner I take away the faith and turn them all into sinners World wide I want to watch them die Cause this is only the beginning religion genocide So you can go ahead and call me a sellout But the matter of the fact is that you fagots are jealous Because I have the nuts to say what you won't say So take heed today's your judgement day Drink forth, the taste is bitter Inside the symbolism is my message delivered The Heavens weep as we all prevail And drink, unholy blood from the unholy grail, uh Drink forth, the taste is bitter Inside the symbolism is my message delivered The Heavens weep as we all prevail And
Poem Of The Day....012010
Early MorningGently AwakenSoft KissesQuiet CoosBaby Giggleshttp://www.helium.com/items/762724-how-many-calories-a-day-do-newborns-need
Kimberly Dawn
Her smile to me so amazing,My eyes from it cannot look away.Her beauty so mesmorizing,One look brightens my entire day. I so lucky this beauty shown to me,I don't know how I lived before.But to go without her now,It can happen nevermore. Kimberly I wish for your smile each day,And your beauty that will forever shine.And always beautiful Kimberly,A warm heart would always be mine.
Not Always Right | Not To La Boar The Point
Grocery Store | California, USA Me: “Hello, welcome to [store]. What would you like, sir?” Customer: “Actually, I have a question. What is ham made of?” Me: “It’s made of pigs.” Customer: “Pigs? What are pigs made of?” Me: “Pigs, the animal.” Customer: *confused look* Me: “Oink oink.” Customer: “Oh! Does that mean it’s not vegan?”
Not Always Right | Information Underload
Convenience Store | Seattle, WA, USA Me: “Okay, ma’am, just slide your card and either select credit or enter your PIN.” Customer: “It says credit. This is a debit.” Me: “I know, ma’am. Just enter your PIN for debit.” Customer: “But it says credit!” Me: “I know, just put in your PIN like on any debit machine.” Customer: “But the button on the screen says credit!” (Seeing no end to this conversation, I put my hand over the screen and block her view of it.) Me: “Okay, now enter your PIN.” (She does so, and not surprisingly her groceries are paid for.)
Not Always Right
Convenience Store | Seattle, WA, USA Me: “Okay, ma’am, just slide your card and either select credit or enter your PIN.” Customer: “It says credit. This is a debit.” Me: “I know, ma’am. Just enter your PIN for debit.” Customer: “But it says credit!” Me: “I know, just put in your PIN like on any debit machine.” Customer: “But the button on the screen says credit!” (Seeing no end to this conversation, I put my hand over the screen and block her view of it.) Me: “Okay, now enter your PIN.” (She does so, and not surprisingly her groceries are paid for.)
Not Always Right | Maybe If George Lucas Got His Hands On Them
Bookstore | St. Paul, MN, USA (A bookstore customer hands me a copy of the re-release of 101 Dalmatians.)
Not Always Right | The Economy Class Is Now In Session
airline | Philadelphia, PA, USA (Halfway into a three hour and forty-five minute flight, a well-dressed and seemingly educated passenger rings her call button. She is frantic.) Me: “Hi, how can I help you?” Passenger: “I’m going to miss my connecting flight!” Me: “No, we’re on time. All connections will be made.” Passenger: “No! I’m going to miss my connection!” Me: “All reservations are made so as to give you plenty of time to make your connecting flights, even if we’re a little late. But we’re scheduled to arrive on time today.” Passenger: “Well, if we arrive on time, then I will miss my connection!” Me: “May I see your ticket, please?” Passenger: “I. Don’t. Think. You. Understand! It is a three-hour and 45-minute flight. So if we left Philadelphia at 9, then we won’t get into Denver until 12:45. MY flight leaves at noon. SO YOU SEE, I AM GOI
Not Always Right | Even Rabbits Go Through Bad Patches
Grocery Store | Seattle, WA, USA Customer: “Where can I find your carrot tops?” Me: “We don’t sell carrot tops, but you can buy the whole carrot.” Customer: “But I need to feed my rabbit her carrot tops!” Me: “If people buy carrots would you like me to ask them if they’d like their carrot tops cut off and I can save them for you?” Customer: “Oh that’d be lovely! I’ll come back next week after her therapy session. Her therapist thinks she has an anxiety disorder.”
Not Always Right | D'ohpe
Retail | Florida, USA Customer: “Why was my return denied?” Me: “Ma’am, the system is showing us that you have recently made a lot of returns without a receipt. When this happens, corporate flags your ID and you can’t make any non-receipt returns for a while. It’s to prevent theft.” Customer: “I’m not stealing. In fact, I have a lot of money. My boyfriend is a street pharmacist and he has a lot of money.” Me: “A what, ma’am?” Customer: “A street pharmacist! He sells dope.” Me: “That is more information than I want to know ma’am. You have a good day.”
Not Always Right | Skynet: The Early Years
Video Rental | Kimberley, BC, Canada (Note: I’m making calls to let people know that the movies they reserved are in.) Me: “Hi there, this is Sarah from [video rental store]. I’m just calling to let you know the movie you reserved is now in if you’d like to come pick it up.” Customer: “Oh, for Pete’s sake. These stupid f***ing recordings! I can’t believe even friggin [video rental store] has them now. You hear that, you stupid f***ing robot? YOU F***ING PIECE OF ROBOT S***! Me: “Um…sir? I am an actual person.” Customer: *hangs up*
Not Always Right | A Minor Truth
Supermarket | Australia (We have some yogurt and tomato paste which come in two packs. A customer will often come up with one tub, the one which will have no barcode on it, and we have to go find the other one in the pair.) Me: “Oh, this is just a single. Do you have the other half?” Customer: “No, it was just like this on the shelf.” Me: “Ok, well these come in two packs. Did you see the other one of the shelf?” Customer: “Yeah, I did, I’ll just go get it.” (The customer goes and gets the other half.) Customer’s Child: “Mummy, where did you go?” Customer: “I had to go get the other half of this.” Customer’s Child: “But didn’t you just break that in half?” Customer: “No I didn’t.” Customer’s Child: “Yes you did.” Customer: “No, it was just like this.” Customer’s Child: “Yes you did! I remember you saying y
Not Always Right | Unlimited Minutes, Limited Intelligence
Call Center | Manchester, UK Me: “Thank you for calling [Phone Company] how can I help?” Customer: “I’ve just received my bill and it says I only have 500 SMS to use this month. I’m supposed to have unlimited SMS!” Me: “You have 500 SMS included with your service. However you have an extra service on your account which gives you unlimited SMS.” Customer: “But when I call for my balance it says I only have 500 SMS. I want unlimited SMS!” Me: “When you get your balance it will always tell you that you have 500 SMS. It can’t tell you a number when it’s unlimited.” Customer: “Well, I want it to tell me how many unlimited texts I have left!” Me: “Think about what you just said, madam.” Customer: “Oh…”
Not Always Right | Too Much Shinformation
Retail | Winkler, MB, Canada Me: “Hi there sir, can I find you a size in those jeans?” Customer: “Yeah, but I’m not sure what size I am.” Me: “Oh, well–” Customer: “Wait, I can check!” (The customer undoes his pants and pulls them down to his knees.) Customer: “Check! Find the tag! I don’t know where it is, find my size!”
Not Always Right | Stupidity Is Its Own Reward
Grocery Store | Bethesda, MD, USA Me: “Do you have your rewards card with you, sir?” Customer: “Uh, no, I don’t. Do I not get a discount?” Me: “Of course you still can! What’s your phone number?” Customer: “How old are you?” Me: “Seventeen.” Customer: “You’re not even legal! I can’t do that.” Me: “Uh, no, sir. I need it to look up for your discount.” Customer: “Oh…” *tells me his phone number* “…but don’t call me after 5. That’s when my wife gets home.”
Not Always Right | Tricky Customers Are Killer
Tour | Vancouver Island, Canada (I am taking tourists on a boat to see wild killer whales.) Me: “If anyone has any questions during the charter, I would be happy to answer them.” Customer: “So, when does the show start?” Me: “Pardon?” Customer: “The show. You know, like Shamu and stuff?” Me: “You do know that these are wild animals, right?” Customer: “I don’t understand.” Me: “These are wild animals. They don’t do tricks like you would see in an aquarium.” Customer: “They don’t?” Me: “No. They do not.” Customer: “Oh, I see.” *pause* “So, when do you feed them?” Me: “We don’t feed these animals. They are wild. They feed themselves.” Customer: “I thought you said they didn’t do tricks?”
Starwars And Buddhism
Star Wars and Buddhism † by Eli Williamson-Jones This reading was discussed on June 5, 2005 † † Universal Saga † The story of the hero's journey, or mono myth, as it was called by Joseph Campbell, transcends race, economics, culture and religion. The psychologist and mythologist, Jonathan Young has said that, “when enmeshed in a larger purpose, you are yourself, truly for the first time,” and this is why we identify with the heroes of a story. As a universal, this identification is sparked by the deepest longing within us that seek to be connected to something greater than the self. Theaters feed this part of us in a dark setting where a projector's light flickers on the screen much like the faces of our ancestors in the light of a campfire during story telling sessions. † One of the most memorable hero’s journey stories told in the 20th and 21st centuries is the Star Wars saga. This movie had panoramic appeal from the very beginn
Not Always Right | All Signs Point To No
Smoothie Shop | Oregon, USA (A customer pulls up and parks in a handicapped spot in front of the store.) Me: “How can I help you?” Customer: “I’ll take a fresh squeezed orange juice.” Me: “Oh, I’m sorry sir, we just cleaned our juicer and the chemical that we use had to dry or else it’s toxic. We won’t be able to squeeze any juice until tomorrow.” Customer: “What the f***? This is the second time this has happened.” Me: “Well, we clean it a half hour before we close–” Customer: “You should put up a sign!” Me: “Oh, um. Well, I’ll mention that to my manager–” Customer: “PUT UP A SIGN!” Me: “Sir, I don’t have the authority to do that, but I’ll–” Customer: “JUST PUT UP A SIGN!” Me: “Oh, and you’re parked in a handicapped zone.” Customer: “THEY SHOULD–” Me: &ldqu
Not Always Right | All Signs Point To Duh
Video Game Store | Australia Customer: “I bought these games yesterday, and I don’t want them. I want my money back.” Me: “Sorry, but I can’t give you cash back. I can exchange them for credit so you can choose something else.” Customer: “I was not told that when I bought them.” Me: “Yeah, sorry… but we do have signs up.” *I point to two of these signs* Customer: “Well, I’m illiterate, so I couldn’t know! Now give me my f***ing money!” Me: “As I said, I am sorry, but I can only do it as credit.” Customer: “But, there was no way I could know that when I bought them! I’m illiterate!” Me: “Well, there was no way we could know that when you bought them. Perhaps you could get a sign?”
Not Always Right | All Signs Point To Yes
Retail | Vancouver, BC, Canada (A customer is at the refund counter to return a DVD player. I get called over to inspect it, because I work in the electronics department.) Coworker: “Alright, everything seems okay. May I see your receipt?” (The customer hands over her receipt, but it’s dated July. It was November at the time. Our return policy only allows for 45 days.) Coworker: “Ma’am, I cannot give you a refund, because this is from July.” Customer: “But the electronics associate said I can return it anytime!” Coworker: “Do you remember who it was?” Customer: “It was that young man!” *points towards me* Me: “Ma’am, I have never told you such a thing.” Customer: “Yes you did! Are you calling me a liar?!” Me: “Well, I’m just a seasonal worker who got hired two weeks ago, so…”
Not Always Right | Who Are You Gonna Call: Sawdusters
Furniture Store | North Miami, FL, USA Me: “Thank you for calling [furniture store], how may I help you?” Customer: “Hi, you make custom furniture right?” Me: “Yes, we do.” Customer: “Okay, can you make a table and maybe some chairs out of this tree in my front yard?” Me: “Sorry, ma’am, but we don’t actually do any of the tree cutting. We get all of our wood from a lumber yard.” Customer: “But the city says I need to cut down this tree right away or I’ll be fined!” Me: “Sorry, ma’am, but I can’t do anything about that.” Customer: “Well, screw you, then! My grandfather planted this tree here! He’s going to haunt you till you die! HAUNT YOU TILL YOU DIE!”
Not Always Right | Fuel For (lack Of) Thought
Call Center | Salt Lake City, UT, USA Me: “How can I help you?” Customer: “My son told me to get broadband I’d have to pay more money, but I told him that there was this thing from the phone company you put on your telephone chord that gave you broadband.” Me: “You mean a noise canceler, sir? That is only for DSL lines through the phone company, not through us.” Customer: “Diesel…yeah, that’s what I want! So, can you hook me up with diesel broadband?” Me: “Sir, I’m sorry we don’t offer D-S-L Lines. You have to call your phone company and have them installed.” Customer: “Do you have unleaded lines?” Me: “Sir, it’s DSL. Not diesel as in the fuel.” Customer: “You’re not a very good company then. You’re saying I can’t get diesel from you, but then telling me I can’t get unleaded either.” Me: “Sir, if you just call your
The Lonely Rose
Why do I feel so alone inside while I have everyone to back me up.. Do they really care.. Do they really love me.. Did I do something wrong to feel like this Is everything true... I'm I that naive Why do I have no one to hold me when I cry.. I look inside and I feel myself all alone in darkness when I'm alone Looking for someone that i know and love but really no one is here I can't cry now.. What's is the point of letting go when there is no one to hold you. The only thing that is holding me is the cold wind blowing against me.. Making me cold.. Making me shiver Is that A sign. That I'm alone Purely Alone Lost in shadow If you want to find me.. Look far beyond the darkness In the darkest corner you will find me. All curled to a little ball.. Muttering.. All i know is that I'm alone or feel alone.. And let darkness take over..
Sad And Lonely
What do I do, now I've reached the edge? The cliff is steep to the plain below. Miles upon miles of emptry air And no hand will I hold, but your hand and you are not there! What do I do when smothering black Of night engulfs me ... coldly dark So dark I tingle with sudden fear No arms do I need but your arms And you are not there! What do I do with a life that tells the end of the world in a darkened mist But still must keep senselessly on No love keeps my heart, but your love And you ... you are gone!
Weigh In 1/19/2010
Sooo.. Last Tuesday I was at 278.5... Today I weighed in at 274.25 I lost 4.25 pounds in the first week... Without even working out much (like twice LOL) † † yay for weight lost! I took before pictures today... going to leave them in my cell phone... no one will see them until i get to where i want to be...
God Saved The Flag
Washed in the blood of the brave and the blooming,Snatched from the altars of insolent foes,Burning with star-fires, but never consuming,Flash its broad ribbons of lily and rose.Vainly the prophets of Baal would rend it,Vainly his worshippers pray for its fall;Thousands have died for it, millions defend it,Emblem of Justice and Mercy to all:Justice that reddens the sky with her terrors,Mercy that comes with her white-handed train,Soothing all passions, redeeming all errors,Sheathing the sabre and breaking the chain.Borne on the deluge of old usurpations,Drifted our Ark o'er the desolate seas,Bearing the rainbow of hope to the nations,Torn from the storm-cloud and flung to the breeze !GOD BLESS the FLAG and its loyal defenders,While its broad folds o'er the battle-field wave,Till the dim star-wreath rekindle its splendors,Washed from its stains in the Blood of the Brave
Film Before 11...
Greetings Neighbors: † † This evening I have discovered that my sensibilities are far different from my wife and daughter and all it took was a film called “District 9”. †I felt it was good movie for the story it told and the lesson we as human beings need to learn. †It brings to mind back when I was child in the early seventies. †My parents would take us to 'Starlite Drive In'. †It was our Saturday night thing. †We would pack up the car with us three kids( my youngest sister wasn't old enough to make the trip) and we would head out to spend some family time watching a movie on the drive-in screen. †I think the movie that had just finished was “Three Mules for Sister Sara”- starring Clint Eastwood and Shirley MacLaine. †Well, at the end of the movie was the trailer for “Shaft”- starring Richard Roundtree. †The announcer said one thing and you knew he selling directly to us, “Ask your mama if you can see it” or something to that affect
Never Tear Us Apart By Inxs
Don't ask me What you know is true Don't have to tell you I love your precious heart I I was standing You were there Two worlds collided And they could never tear us apart We could live For a thousand years But if I hurt you I'd make wine from your tears I told you That we could fly 'Cause we all have wings But some of us don't know why I I was standing You were there Two worlds collided And they could never ever tear us apart
One Day You'll Find Forever~by Jd
Restless, But utterly exhausted, Tired of guilty its left me broken, Actually i am totally lifeless, Activate my switch, I am feeling so irregular, Put your hand to my chest, Do you feel a beat? The agony bestowed upon me refuses to go away. † I feel so small, My mind is conflicted, Laying here i am in a vegative state. Mentally i have shut off†my conscious, No more words to speak, I may have my troubles, Your the problem i've exhausted all possibilities and went crazy trying to fix. † I found the most painless route this time, When you leave take with you everything i am. Suppose i would be better off with a clean slate, I'll get lost if you want me to, Thought you already knew i was a broken man? † This may be me controlling my destiny, Or maybe, I am doing y ou a favor to save whats left of†you. I find it very important to experience life fully alive, Theres nothing more to be had from me, I'm tapped out of my best, Only because after all this time, I gave you th
Html Comments...dont Work...odd
I have HTML comments enabled, but no matter what, i try to post HTML code in comments (even my own) and it says it dont work.....but my settings show that HTML is enabled for EVERYONE, i typed in the captcha and saved it.....so its just bein retarded to me....but, oh well...here is the HTML i was gonna post in Raistlins blog regarding Merlot Music: PROBLEM SOLVED:† Thanks Papi!† (Must be on here for 2 weeks)PS:† Raistlin is freakin HAWT!! (h)
Smoke In The Muse.
"What are you even getting out of this man?"... I'm more focused on the packed smoldering pipe between my fingers"I have no idea.""Look, everything I do in my life is on scales, I put the pros on one side, the cons on the other and I act according to how it tips"A technique I've borrowed and applied at least once a day."yeah but-""yeah?"faint blue whisps flow from my mouth as my teeth try to drive through the overlaquered nozzle."I dunno, its her smile I guess. I just, sit down for a couple minutes, watch her smile and...that's enough""and no blowjobs?"It's well established scientific fact in these circles: be nice to a girl, get blowjobs.Hell, he had one run off on him because a guy got her a hamburger.Not even a swissburger. "That's not even really what I'm thinking about."I was thinking about wet Januarys getting mud on my very inexpensive work shoesand dead trees. "well where's it going? You get a daily dose and keep buying a lottery ticket to her golden arch?"don't even need the
Sharing
† Last night a dear friend told me, "We are nothing until we share with others"... he is so right... and I see people who think they are better because they never admit they feel anything and I honesly would never want to be them... I'd rather have my heart broken again and again than to become so cold and heartless I can't feel my own pain or anyone else's. What kind of life would that be...? Not one I want... that's for sure. † Oh and it's my birthday so if you're reading this I better get a birthday hug! †
5-4-3-2-woohooooo!!
What Color Are Your Eyes? (mine Are Hazel)
blue eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They love to party.They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka wolves)) when they need to be.They are bad to the bone. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days.___________________________________________________________Green eyesPeople with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, honest and trust worthy, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the most beautiful, are fun and outgoing, love to make people laugh, and random as ever. They long for the touch of another. They are very laid back. People with green eyes are very VERY sexy and very attracted towards other peop
Dope
† "8 Mile"Eminem[Eminem]Sometimes I just feel like, quittin I still mightWhy do I put up this fight, why do I still writeSometimes it's hard enough just dealin with real lifeSometimes I wanna jump on stage and just kill micsAnd show these people what my level of skill's likeBut I'm still white, sometimes I just hate lifeSomethin ain't right, hit the brake lightsCase of the stage fright, drawin a blank likeDa-duh-duh-da-da, it ain't my faultGreat then I falls, my insides crawland I clam up (wham) I just slam shutI just can't do it, my whole manhood'sjust been stripped, I have just been vickedSo I must then get off the bus then splitMan fuck this shit yo, I'm goin the fuck homeWorld on my shoulders as I run back to this 8 Mile Road[Chorus]I'm a man, I'ma make a new planTime for me to just stand up, and travel new landTime for me to just take matters into my own handsOnce I'm over these tracks man I'ma never look back(8 Mile Road) And I'm gone, I know right where I'm goinSorry momma I'
Sinful Pleasures
Hey everybody! Please welcome Sinful Pleasures to our family.....Go to her page and show her lots of love. ┌∩┐ßinful Pleasureß ô┌∩┐ Owned By Dark Lady@ fubar
Fucide
i iz collecting ghost fuowneds so next time one of you whiny cunts can't take it anymore let me know i'll buy you and even say a few words at your fu-logy †
Erotic Poetry To Heat Your Loins
i got this message today. just now actually. i had to rub one out to it and so i couldn't help but share it's magnificence with all of you. hope you enjoy it as much as i did.... i climbed in bed and from there it was oh marklino, ignite my fires, baby... † A posted thought, a phrase, sentences jumbled on lips,Spilling imagined secretslust brings forth the energy.Thrusting, groping, clawingbarely holding on.Good sense banishedher sexual spell absolute.He knows it's wrongto want, to ache, to yearn.Volatile thoughts ignite firefuel burning, cinders bright.Dark, muted light, as onetwo shadows in motion in twilight.She rocks, he fills the voidshe is open, he is all, everything.Blood beneath the skin,nails bring forth the lines.Hungry mouths, tonguesexpertly dancing with the other.Complete, absolute release, still, content, together, resting.Quick breathes, open hearts,till he responds to her touch, again. god i just read over it...i want him to fll my void again. i'll be back.
Conan Gets Huge Pay Day
Would you leave a job you loved if your boss was giving you $30 million dollars? Duh? That’s what Conan O’Brien is getting to leave The Tonight Show. Jimmy Kimmel, who was concerned for Conan’s kids becoming homeless, doesn’t have to worry any more. They won’t miss any meals that’s for sure. Conan will do just great thank you. http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/01/19/conans-staff-sticking-point-exit-negotiations/?test=faces BlastFM is doing great too. More listeners are book marking the station. Join the excitement and listen to some great music. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm
A Special Fu Birthday....
Today we have a very special FU Birthday..please wish the warmest birthday wishes to a special friend of mine... Buzzkillin Beauty@ fubar
The Confusion Continues Constantly
I never heard this Perfect Circle song before tonight - when I was seeking some lyrical partner to help me express my latest question. It turns out it's a good song for my blog as a whole "I AM", plus it has lots of colors in it. The colors relate because I just discovered that a BLUE state meant dems, and a RED state meant reps. I thought it was exactly the opposite.† I am trying to decide if there is some sort of linguistic jab in the choice of labeling colors. Dem bones, dem bones, dem DRY bones (I really think Scott Brown will win in MA.) On the other hand, I always heard the term "bleeding heart liberal" which made me think that a RED state was a dem. Really, I am glad that I allow myself to not be a party person, but rather a person who thinks abortions should be legal - but prays that no girl gets one to later bare the scars of remorse she did not know were forming, who thinks successful businesses should be rewarded, that bad company performance should NOT be rewarded, that f
Dark Romance...sex In A Coffin!
Imagine if you will... A dark night sky pierced only by a harvest moon looming just beyond the trees.... a sparkling of stars as its companions... Spanish moss hanging moss like webs off a chandelier from the canopy of twisted branches, gently dancing with the wind.... Around you are stone images of winged angels and mausoleums adorned with dead and dying flowers left to honor those long gone. One of the mausoleums is open.... from deep beyond the arched entrance a flickering glow beckons to you. As you enter, three ravens turn their ebony heads towards you and nod. They are perched like sentinels upon a stone altar standing amidst candles, crimson blood red... Around you, on the niches in the walls, more red candles... their wax bleeding down the wall and unto the marbled floor below. Dead center in this edifice of eternal repose is an open coffin.... an obsidian sarcophagus lined in sanguine velvet... Now, for the point of this discussion.... lol... Does this scenario appeal to
I Can't Comment On Mumms.....
Last night I made my first MuMM and it got pulled off for not following the guide lines.† It was an honest mistake.† It wasn't offensive or was not NSFW material.† They pulled it off and they didn't say I was punished or anything.† However, I can no longer place comments on MuMMs, I can vote, but just not Comment.† How do i get the right to place comments back??†
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Perambulate
perambulate\puh-RAM-byuh-layt\ , intransitive verb;†1.To walk about; to roam; to stroll; as, "he perambulated in the park."transitive verb: †1.To walk through or over.†2.To travel over for the purpose of surveying or inspecting.
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Amomaxia
Sex in a parked car.
Fu Contest!!!! 1 Mil For Guys And Girl!
NEED SOME FU? YOU MUST MESSAGE ME FOR THE RULES! READ THEM BEFORE SIGN UP IM LOOKING FOR THE HOTTEST GUY AND GIRL OF FU! NEWBIES MAY JOIN! THE KING AND QUEEN GET 1 MIL FU A PIECE!AND THE RIGHT TO SAY IM THE HOTTEST IN FU! PRINCE AND PRINCESS GET 100,000 A PIECE TO MAKE IT INTERESTING YOUR FATE IS IN THE FU COMMUNITYS HANDS YOU WILL A PICTURE TO SET UP ON YOUR PROFILE SHOWING YOUR THE HOTTEST! MAX 50 CONTESTANTS! MIN OF 20! GET YOUR ENTRY IN BEFORE FEB 5TH MESSAGE ME FOR THE RULES AND ENTRY FORM GOOD LUCK! CANT WAIT TO SEE THEM HOTTIES † †
Fit But You Know It By The Streets
See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9, Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time. That blue top shop top you've got on IS nice, Bit too much fake tan though - but yeah you score high. But theres just one little thing that really really, Really really annoying me about you you see, Yeah yeah like i said you are really fit But my gosh don't you just know it I'm not trying to pull you Even though i would like to I think you are really fit You're fit But my gosh dont you know it So when i looked at you standing there with your hoard, I was waiting in the que looking at the board Wondering whether to have a Burger or chips Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford When i noticed out the corner of my eye Looking toward my direction Your eyes locked onto my course I couldnt concentrate on what i wanted to order, Which cost me my place in the queue i waited for YEAH I'm not trying to pull you Even though i would like to I think you are really fit You're fit But my gosh dont you
I'm Going To Eff You On Goat And Other Euphemisms
sometimes i think my sense of humor (or humour for the canadians in the crowd and by crowd i mean the 10 people reading this) is often inappropriate, over the top, misunderstood, ridiculous, dry, and a bit dorky. i laugh at things that others don't, at odd times in movies, and the hardest at myself when everyone else fails to even snicker. here are some conversations or random statements either made by myself or thrown in my direction over the last few weeks that seem to fit the mold...† "Win the lottery so you can be my sugar daddy. Please" †"I'd by you an alligator and a lovely note that'd say smell ya later, fag"† "If I won, I'd set you up for life. Now. Don't you feel awful for being such a dickface?"†"What's the Georgia lottery? 8 buckets of chicken and a side?"† "NO!....... 40 acres and a mule!!"Even I wouldn't blow michael bolton in a truck stop bathroom..."i've been playing the shit out of this video game if that makes you feel better. but you're being kind of a girl about it."
The Irony Of It All By The Streets
Hello, Hello. My names Terry and I'm a law abider There's nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer And when the weekends here I to exercise my right to get paralytic and fight Good bloke fairly But I get well leery when geezers look at me funny Bounce 'em round like bunnies I'm likely to cause mischief Good clean grief you must believe and I ain't no thief. Law abiding and all, all legal. And who cares about my liver when it feels good Wwhat you need is some real manhood. Rasher Rasher Barney and Kasha putting peoples backs up. Public disorder, I'll give you public disorder. I down eight pints and run all over the place Spit in the face of an officer See if that bothers you cause I never broke a law in my life Someday I'm gonna settle down with a wife Come on lads lets have another fight Eh hello. My names Tim and I'm a criminal, In the eyes of society I need to be in jail For the choice of herbs I inhale. This ain't no wholesale operation Just a few eighths and some Playstat
E*trade Commercial
I watch too much TV but this is damn funny!
Cyber Sex
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Help Me Win My First Happy Hour!!!
I dont mean to bug you . . . but I need two seconds of your timeand a click of your cursor. Are you game?I am in a contest to win a Happy Hour . . . Please rate the picture below for me!! Thank you so much in advance!!
Minute Maid Bunny Commercial
This commercial makes me laugh my ass off for realz!!!!
Liars!
One day while in the white house I walked in on this hot woman in the tub... After she told Me to come over, we had sexual intercourse..which was amazing. She did not judge Me for having a half inch penis, and even though she was clearly unsatisfied with the sex, she did not tell Me. Since we each swore to secrecy this act and said we would not tell any one about it... I never thought any more about it.. Years later, after I went on trial for starting a cult where our main goal was the decimation and domination of the human species, I saw this on the news during My trial testifying about My characteristics... in her statement she said.. Since we each swore never to speak of it, My lawyer said that I could take legal action against her for breach of a verbal contract, since what she said is true I can not also add a slander charge to My case. † So should I: Kill her before she tells them about the two minute sex Stab her in the throat so she cannot talk any more...wait... sh
I Hate Smokers
Since this seems the best place to BITCH about something and have it read by MANY people... let me try BITCHING here then. I love, yes just LOVE, how people can tell you they know just how FRUSTRATING it can be over something. You have people that know you can't be around something due to your medical issues yet people... put you around the issue on purpose. That is right, on purpose. Smokers, yes what wonderful worthless piece of crap people. You heard me right. They are completely WORTHLESS. It's a crying god damn shame that they are even allowed to co-exsist in this world with us. It's a bigger crying shame that it's illegal for us to kill them. I think that is the ONLY thing that keeps their asses safe. Why? Oh why do you ask? It's due to the fact that they are inconsidered piece of shits. Yes they are. For those who have medical issues that prevents them from being around that horrid little habbit of a smoker, well the smokers don't care so long as they can have that poison. No th
The Millionaire
Somehow I started watching The Millionaire Matchmaker on Bravo, and they have such great one liners on it. My favorites: “Jewish Spinners” HaHa I have not known many Jewish people in my life so yeah I find it funny, sorry for all those Jewish people out there don't mean to be rude or anything. "If you give a woman chocolate I bet you get a blow job." said by Patti. The thing is yeah it might just be true. "Since the penis does the picking. . ." I think it says it all. "Vagina are fun to play with but you don't married vagina." "If you want vagina you got to pay, and money is not all you pay.” All of these lines are great and people on this site and any other site should
Deteriorata
A parody of a record by Les Crane reading a poem called Desiderata. Produced and released by National Lampoon on National Lampoon Radio Dinner in 1972. Written by Tony Hendra. (You are a fluke of the universe.You have no right to be here.Deteriorata, Deteriorata)Go placidly amidst the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself; and heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys. Know what to kiss - and when. Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do. Wherever possible, put people on hold. Be comforted, that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintenance.(You are a fluke of the universe.You have no right to be here.Whether you can hear it or not,The universe is laughing behind your back.)Remember
Cloak Of Tears - Based On Something I Read
Laying down in the darkness of the night A cloak of doubt pulled tight Tears stream down the face† Demands in the night they face Torn, battered and bruised† The body and mind shield themselves Behind a cloak of tears† In the darkness of the night†
This Guy Is On Fubar... I Just Fucking Know It.
The owner of this truck is on fubar... I bet you.
Who Are You?
Who am I?Seems to be the question of the day.I'm the guy who taught your momma how to sway.To swing those hips,and shake her thang.I'm the guy who walks with his head held high,and that will never change.I hope you understand,i am nothing more than a man,that has changed more in his life than most ever have.I grew up rough,lived in the streets that were tough.Battled my way back from hell,look at me now man,im doin well,i'm alive at 39,supposed to be dead so long ago,the devil couldn't hold cause my spirit was to strong. Alot of hardships came way,but i broke through the barracades,all the obstacles that came before me,i just brushed them away.Call me names,go ahead,act less than your age,be a fool,i'll let the beast out of the cage.Ready to rumble?,man i dont think you are,tussel with me dog,and you'll leave with more than just a few scars.I'm the madman,originator of pain,violence is the my nature,of my own accord.You don't really know me,so don't claim that you do.Keep talking tras
I Love Wearing Nylons, Sexy Lingerie
† I love wearing nylons, sexy ††lingerie with erotic dresses as I feel more feminine, I love showing off ††and having my pictures taken, the more erotic the better, I love being ††fully shaved as this increases the visual pleasure, and makes me even ††more sensitive….short skirts with no underwear and loves the feeling of ††getting tickled and feel the sea breeze between my open legs...and enjoy ††letting people see of what I have to offer Like the beach, park, ††kitchen, bed and sex. I like shopping for new sexy lingerie and by the ††end of a lovely day, enjoy a glass†of wine (and more...) with sunset, ††latino music, and get ready for the hot nights....... spicy harmony that ††is sensual, voluptuous, provocative..... the romance of the summer ††months is reflected in a fresh and sensual interpretation of true ††femininity, and hope to offer you a lounge that transports you to a ††sensual paradise. †
Sultry Diva
As I stare into her eyes,I wonder of her mind and soul.Slowly I reach a little deeperOf her so much more to know. Her heart,worries,and fears,Will she open these to me.Her laughs ,smiles of her joy,In time I hope all these I see. To me open yourself beautiful,Draw My mind to yours in.Bring my soul near yoursSo we can then begin. We together can walk this path,Enlightening each other on our way.Bringing us smile and wonder,For the rest of our days.
Conversation With One Of My Best Friends About Who I Thought Was My Bff
warmthoughtsofyou04: So...something's kinda bothering meBrian Deck: whats wrong?warmthoughtsofyou04: Whenever teh Kelleh goes anywhere with that whore Danielle who tried to get with Mike...she lets EVERYONE know it...she announces it on facebook "going here with the bestie" "going there with the bestie" blah blah blah...and they hang out like 4x a week...she invited me to go to the Zoo last week on Tuesday...I was so happy she finally invited me to do something. Any of the status updates she made, she made NO mention of being there with me...and then later she goes "Well Danielle went back to working days"...so I'm like WTF dudewarmthoughtsofyou04: She only invited me b/c she wanted to go to the zoo and didn't want to go by herself and Danielle wasn't available?Brian Deck: so shes including you but not once mentioning you and giving teh full attention to Danielle?warmthoughtsofyou04: No Danielle wasn't there when we wentwarmthoughtsofyou04: But she made like 5 status updates while we w
Make Your Own Radio Station
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I Just Wanna Be Mad By Terri Clark
Last night we went to bed not talking Cause we already said to much I face the wall you faced the window Bound and determined not to touch We've been married 7 years now Some days if feels like 21 I'm still mad at you this morning Coffee's ready if you want some I've been up since 5 Thinking about me and you And I've got to tell you The conclusion I've come to [Chorus] I'll never leave, I'll never stray My love for you will never change But I ain't ready to make up or get around to that I think I'm right I think your wrong I'll probably give in before long Please don't make me smile I just want to be mad for awhile For now you might as well forget it Don't run your fingers through my hair Yeah that's right I'm being stubborn No I don't want to go back upstairs I'm going to leave for work Without a goodbye kiss But as I'm driving off Just remember this [Chorus twice] I just want to be mad for awhile I just want to be mad for awhile I just want to be mad for awhile
Hill Billy's!!!!
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is inreal distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,'Kin ya swallar?'The woman shakes her head no.Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
Dj Dark Artist @ Snake Eyes Radio
Consumed
It started off, so simple so small, like the life of a tree in early spring. Slowly surely as my heart grows fonder, the buds of life begin to blossom. She sits on a knoll, her gaze out upon a blue lake, a simple view yet so grand. It warms her soul, touches her face, drenches her in its awe. I am consumed, yet on edge with uncertaintity, to even draw myself close, for I so fear to cause some despair, I hope she will have me, to simply complete me, this is something i must bear I take those first steps, with caution, no haste. Softly approach her small space, and sit down beside her. I turn my head to look at the view that she sees I struggle within me, to touch her to hold her, yet restraint keeps me at bay, like a delicate flower, I fear to push it away She turns her head, smiles at me, a warmth washed over me, drenching me to my very bone, I let go of my concern, push myself closer, allowing whatever is to come She reaches out and touches, my butterflies flutter,
West
West, did we not go to the same school? Same MOS, Military Occupational Specialty Code of O5B20? Morsee Code Radio Operator? You were in the class ahead of mine and grauated didn't you? How many groups did we have to accurately copy? How many letter to a group? What about numbers? How did we have to write these letters and numbers? No, as I said, I never did Teletype. Far as these photos and anything I remember, may be bogus? Cheryl did not let me finish because she immediately took offense. I was trying to tell you. We talk 5 to 6 times a day now but soon it will become 5 to 6 times a week, then 5 to 6 times a month, then 5 to 6 times a year, and you never know I maybe gone sooner than planned. Joyce no plan,†only plan is the one you have or another has created. I never had a plan of any kind. Surgery is no. Forget the idea completely. I'm out and I sit on the bench. Norio †
Plane Programming
At a†recent computer software engineering†course, the participants were given an awkward question to answer:†"If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately?"†Among the ensuing forest of raised hands only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay aboard.†With his team's software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.†
Really
Has anyone else noticed all the god damned drama?? lol this isnt real life ppl get over it!! Im getting annoyed with all the pity parties and noone likes me im so ugly bull crap...anyone else?? lmao its like high school all over again but with more typing lmao
Book Review
Forsaking erotic fiction for more serious (but still ultimately masturbatory) prose, I recently finished reading Jonathan Franzen's The Corrections. My assessment:† Heavenly, heavenly prose. I sighed with pleasure, groaned with delight, craved a cigarette when it was over.† Sometimes I'd read a great sentence and just stop, admire, and, as one reviewer warned, have to check my impulse to whistle.† I try not to be prescriptive, but if this book isn't on your reading list, it really ought to be.
It's About Damn Time!
Sooooooooooooooooooooo I've been sending out resumes, clicking more on monster.com and careerbuilder.com than on fu.† Since I lost my job in September '08, I'd had one interview.† Only a handful of phone interviews or email inquiries.† The job market is crap in SE Michigan, especially for an engineer whose experience is 90% automotive. About a week and a half ago, I saw a posting from Aerotek for a long term contract job and clicked as usual.† That was on a Sunday - on Monday morning a recruiter had called back and was very enthusiastic, wanting me to meet with her that afternoon and get my employment identification out of the way.† It was clear they wanted people quickly, and I was called in to interview on Friday.† After a long weekend waiting, it's 99.9% sure I have the job :D† It's largely in the field I have experience, with some metallurgy thrown in - which is what my degree is in.†† I'll be working for General Motors at their Tech Center, and will be hired permanently if the
New To Fubar
hi all am claire (waves) totally new to fubar so any help would be great :) slowly build up my profile just popped on few things to get started ... really enjoyed work today might be getting a promotion an also booked tickets to see twisted wheel on 19th fab :) something fab to look faorward to. take care claire xoxox
No Poetry By Gary Jules
"There's no poetry between us" Said the paper to the pen Something's burning in the attic That her tongue will not defend Through the arc of conversation Past the teeth behind the smile Down the miracle mile To the bottom of the ladder Paint your eyes and hide the tatters What's the matter baby? Could we go downtown To the middle of the world? You were always such a pretty girl And you told me I was beautiful "There's no poetry between us" Said the paper to the pen "And I get nothing for my trouble But the ink beneath my skin" If your clothes are getting weary And your soul's gone out of style Blame the miracle mile And the bottom of the ladder Paint your eyes and hide the tatters What's the matter baby? ...I'm coming too
Motorized Get A Way
Uniontown, Pa. (AP) -- Police say a Pennsylvania man in a hospital gown stole $50 from his ex-girlfriend at Wal-Mart, then tried to flee on a store-owned motorized shopping scooter. Thirty-two-year-old Craig David Jr., of Smithfield, was charged Wednesday with robbery and disorderly conduct. State police Cpl. Chuck Frey says David had just been released from a hospital for injuries in a domestic dispute Jan. 1. Frey says David had been hit with a frying pan and table leg. David was still in a hospital gown Tuesday night when he met an ex-girlfriend who agreed to pay for his prescription medication. Instead, police say he grabbed $50 from her and scooted away. David remained jailed Thursday. He does not have an attorney.
Rocking Out...to John Denver?!?
Fond Du Lac, Wis. (AP) -- Police responding to a complaint of loud noise have cited a Fond du Lac man for "rocking out" to the music of John Denver. A police who responded to the man's apartment last week could hear Denver's music through the door. The officer pounded on the door but the man didn't answer. Finally the officer found out the man's name from a neighbor and called to him, bringing the man to the door. When asked why he had the music so loud, the man said he was "rocking out." The Reporter newspaper in Fond du Lac reported that the 42-year-old was cited for unnecessary loud noise. The ticket could result in a fine of about $210. The late Denver is known for such hits as "Rocky Mountain High" and "Take Me Home, Country Roads." † †
Test(icle?) Studies
I've begun studying for the bar exam, by which I mean, I've begun procrastinating about studying for the bar exam.† The last time I was studying for a bar exam, it was summertime, and I thoroughly enjoyed myself reading french erotica and sunbathing in my yard, surrounded by plenty of cigarettes and booze.† Oh, and I blogged about diddling and rainstorms, and I chatted endlessly with endless numbers of virtual friends, and I smoked, and drank, and took nudie photos, and, well, really had a lovely time.† A few weeks before the exam I realized that my "bar study" didn't really follow any of the helpful and instructive "bar study models" I'd been given, so I crammed a bit, wept a little, and hoped for the best.† (As I went on smoking and drinking and taking nudie photos and chatting with all of you about how I really ought to be studying.)† I took the exam and then worried for three months about the wisdom of not studying for the 'professional responsibility' section of the exam and i
Untitled
I don't know† exactly what it is Her smile, her†style, or her profile That drives me so crazy And drives me so wild † Her beauty leaves me breathless And draws the words from my lips The words I dare not speak to her Drives my mind to throw fits † And her names echoes through the walls Driving me near to insanity Resulting in my inner soul Falling further into calamity † As I attempt to sleep at night Her whispers taunt me in my ear And all I can do to is wonder out loud When again will my thoughts be done and clear?
It Feels Like Home To Me By Chantal Kreviazuk
Somethin' in your eyes, makes me wanna lose myself Makes me wanna lose myself, in your arms There's somethin' in your voice, makes my heart beat fast Hope this feeling lasts, the rest of my life If you knew how lonely my life has been And how long I've been so alone And if you knew how I wanted someone to come along And change my life the way you've done It feels like home to me, it feels like home to me It feels like I'm all the way back where I come from It feels like home to me, it feels like home to me It feels like I'm all the way back where I belong A window breaks, down a long, dark street And a siren wails in the night But I'm alright, 'cause I have you here with me And I can almost see, through the dark there is light Well, if you knew how much this moment means to me And how long I've waited for your touch And if you knew how happy you are making me I never thought that I'd love anyone so much It feels like home to me, it feels like home to me It feels like I'm all the w
The Devil's Ground Come Play
the devil's ground
The Fonz By Smash Mouth
I wanna try your shoes on, And wear 'em for a day. Learn to walk like you do, And see what I see. I talked like I knew something that everyone wanted to hear. But you're the fonz (you're the fonz) But you're the fonz (you're the fonz) The defenition of icy, The measure a sap. You could play the tuba, and everyone would clap. Well, I could play the tuba, and they'd all just shake their heads. 'Cos you're the fonz (you're the fonz) 'Cos you're the fonz (you're the fonz) 'Cos you're the fonz (you're the fonz) 'Cos you're the fonz (you're the fonz) I know it's over for me I know it's over for me I know it's over for me I know over I drove my car to the top floor, Ans stood at the edge. When I woke up in heaven, Looked down and no-one cared. But when you pulled your own trigger they all gathered round to watch. 'Cos you're the fonz (you're the fonz) 'Cos you're the fonz (you're the fonz) 'Cos you're the fonz (you're the fonz) 'Cos you're the fonz
Counting Blue Cars By Dishwalla
Must of been mid afternoonI could tell by how far the child's shadow stretched out andHe walked with a purposeIn his sneakers, down the streetHe had, many questionsLike children often doHe said,Tell me all your thoughts on God?Tell me am I very far?Must of been late afternoonOn our way the sun broke free of the cloudsWe count only blue carsSkip the cracks, in the streetAnd ask many questionsLike children often doWe said,Tell me all your thoughts on God?'Cause I would really like to meet her.And ask her why we're who we are.Tell me all your thoughts on God,Cause I am on my way to see her.So tell me am I very far -Am I very far now?Its getting cold picked up the paceHow our shoes make hard noises in this placeOur clothes are stainedWe pass many, cross eyed peopleAnd ask many questionsLike children often doTell me all your thoughts on God?'Cause I would really like to meet her.And ask her why we're who we are.Tell me all your thoughts on God?'Cause I am on my way to see her.So tell me am
Our Automated World~ The Microchip
Without a number we do not exist....Our very liberty threatned by† cybernetic technology in which George Orwell made clear in the autocratic "1984." Brain implants embeded in patients in Stockholm,Sweden in 1974, electrodes used in the 50s and 60s supporting behavior modification tests on patients deemed uncontrollable. All of our thoughts,reactions,what we see,taste and hear monitored by† electromagnetic frequencies. We stand to be followed anywhere, and with todays super computers (man made,how ironic)..we just mere pawns in a† game masterfully set up by the machines along with our despotic government , they have a firm grip on a more than willing people. We so easly input vital and personal information into these metal devices...credit card numbers,our "social security" numbers, how many us fall into the trap of "paying your bills online"...one of the many ways we are tracked...from spending habits, to what movies we prefer watch, to what fast food places we enjoy the most. When y
I Can't Do This
So I went and took him lunch and cigarettes. I know I shouldn't have. But I can't stop caring, and loving him, and I knew he hadn't eaten breakfast. When he called this morning and wanted me to bring him something, I got excited, it gave me an ounce of hope, I thought, well he called me and not her. And I clung to that hope. Then I got there, and a friend had to call and calm me down, he was late going on break and all these thoughts came into my head. He finally came out, and it's like I knew this was it. This was the last lunch I'm ever gonna make him, this is the last trip i'll ever take to his work when he needs something. The look in his eye, it was just....he couldn't even look at me. It didn't feel like he was looking away because he felt bad for what he did, it was like he was just done. I don't even know why he wanted me to come up there, was it because he left me with the rest of the money and had no other way to get cigs? Did he actually want to see me? I don't know.
Are We Safe No Where?
b2nbaleto: Hi b2nbaleto: hi u female?Jeff: who r ub2nbaleto: m 29?b2nbaleto: u?b2nbaleto: who r u?Jeff: u contacted me so u know who i amb2nbaleto: no i do not know uJeff: well then stop talking to meb2nbaleto: whyb2nbaleto: u female?Jeff: r u a pedophile?b2nbaleto: do ulove sex hot c2c?Jeff: do u like getting arrested?b2nbaleto: plz camb2nbaleto is typing a message.b2nbaleto: ok camJeff: u want to get arrested? † And people wonder why I hardly ever turn on yahoo anymore...
To The Love Of My Life. You Know Who You Are
My Angel I am blessed with the love of an angel, Who's smile is brighter than any star, with eyes that sparkle more than any star, whos kiss is sweeter than the finest of wines, and love more powerful than any drug, no dream could ever compare to my angel's presents, nor replace the tenderness of his precious kiss, for me my angel is a dream some true, and my love for him will last until the end of time, I will always worship the times we have, and hold dear to my heart the linger of his last touch, until we meet again, each night I will look at the moon and say I love you to my angel, and be thankful for my dream come true!!†
G//z/r (omnom)
okay, so I'm being bored searching through encyclopaedia metallum, and I found this....AWESOME album.† Burton C. Bell did the vocals for it. It's called Plastic Planet and it's part of the Geezer project that started in 1985, produced by Geezer Butler.† Yeah, really interesting find.† I'll put a few songs from the album in the comments if you're interested, or just youtube em, the whole album is on there. :D
Wonder Why They Call You By Tupac
You wonda why they call U bitch You wonda why they call U bitch. You wonda why they call U bitch You wonda why they call U bitch. You wonda why they call U bitch You wonda why they call U bitch. [Verse One: 2Pac] Look here Miss Thang hate to salt your game but yous a money hungry woman and you need to change. In tha locker room all the homies do is laugh. High five's cuz anotha nigga played your ass. It was said you were sleeezy even easy sleepin around for what you need See it's your thang and you can shake it how you wanna. Give it up free or make your money on the corner. But don't be bad and play the game get mad and change. Then you wonda why these muthafuckas call you names. Still lookin' for a way out and that's OK I can see you wanna stray there's a way out. Keep your mind on your money, enroll in school. And as the years pass by you can show them fools. But you ain't tryin' to hear me cuz your stuck, you're headin' for the bathroom 'bout to get tossed up. Still
Innermost Desire
Your subconscious mind is driven most by sexuality. What this means is that when your unconscious mind sees an opportunity to remind you of your sexual desires, it takes full advantage of it. Because of this, things that have very little sexual content or that seem sexu...ally neutral to others, may register as sexually charged to you, at least on an unconscious level. Your unconscious mind recognizes the value of sexuality. The reason it may do so, is because of a deep-rooted fear of the opposite living a life that is numb to sexual desire or is turned cold by it. You unconscious mind may be trying to avoid this sexual dullness, and so it reacts by swinging to the opposite extreme, strong sexual desire. By sending you these sexual messages on a regular basis, your unconscious makes sure you don't forget about sex. Demure who can resist your seductive charm? You have mastered the art of flirting so well that all you have to do is sit there and look pretty and they come to you. See Mor
Friday, 21st, December 1934
Hap and Mutt at work the sun is shining yes really. All day I did nothing went to see the Doc. Again he left the splint on, that is what I call H- - -. I can’t do any thing until after the first. OH! Well it is all in life. Am having a big time the people here are very friendly. At times I think I would really like it up here, until I think about every one out in God’s country. Until tomorrow Sweet dreams.
Tall, Slender Redhead Available For Nighttime Recreation - M4ww - 30 (universal Studios)
† Via: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/cas/1558679241.html
My Side Of The Story.
Earlier today, I was checking in on a profile that I have on the net to see what was going on. On what I thought everyone had, that has a page like me, is a small window that shows pictures that were just recently uploaded by friends. Kinda like our news feeds on here. This site allows adult material (frontal nudity) such as pictures, videos and so on. Not everyone posts that kind of stuff. A female friend was posting those sort of pictures and I know that I was not suppose to be able to see them. Usually only people that are in your "family" are able to see those. I decided to send her a friendly email letting her know of this and that she may want to take alternate actions to post them. I did make one short, polite comment and say that they were, "nice pics". She said nothing in return. I guess she dismissed my warning. After a few minutes, I notice that she is still posting these pictures. I assumed she did not take me seriously or that somehow, I was now able to view them. I though
Prey
Everyone moves to Miami to die, which means we have more junk than any city in america. A skilled bargin hunter can find real treasure here, but that's not my idea of hunting. I prefer a stalk and ambush approach. my instincts are impecable, but i have to be sure of my prey.
Dealing
Most people have a hard time dealing with death, but I'm not most people. It's the grief that makes me uncomfortable. Not because I'm a killer, really I just don't understand all that emotion, which makes it tough to fake. in those cases shades come in handy.
You Really Think
Do you really think that I am against God? I would say that is my facade or a veil. There is also this appearance of freedom to choose. There is a small amount but most of us have to choose lesser of evil. I know I had to do this often in my life. My decisions were often flawed because I did not fully understand why and what of this decison. How do I fight God that I do not know? Who can say to me God is here or there? Define to me, God is this or that?† I do wish there were more people who truly knew to guide not only me but others to God. Only thing I and others have left is The Bible and other so called sacred books. Religion or church is often limited because doctrine and buildings do not say, tell, or save you from anything. Only those that have been gifted by God can lead. Norio †
Hello All
how is everbody today
Lost..
Ok..I have a lot on my mind..and I'm just going to throw it out there..I know that there arent many of you that are going to give a fuck about any of this..and even fewer who will take this seriously...but i dont give a shit at this point..I'm not a whining emo prick..I'm not here for sympathy..I just want to get this off my chest..so here it goes.. † I have spent the last 3 years of my life taking nothing but hell..Got knocked up..the guy ran off..Abused..Cheated on..Raped...and just all around in hell..and I have done everything I can to suck it up and move on..I thought i was doing ok..I finally started planning my life with someone..Someone who really gave a damn about me..and now its all over..and I'm sitting here crying and hurt because I know its my fault..I let all the stress get to me..For once i wasnt strong enough... There were things that I asked for..that didnt happen..there are things that I need that just arent there..I thought getting out of the relationship might ta
Believe These Eyes
make you think im okmake you think im finedo you believe me?do you truly see my eyes when they're opensee the soul i havethe heart you shatteredthe one you destroyedcome and follow mefollow the darkness of my shadows†shadows of the nightIm not okim not finewhat makes yo believe that you can see through my eyesthe cold dead eyes
Pain
I really think when it comes to medical bills, doctor visists, perscriptions, whatever, you shouldn't have to pay shit until AFTER whatever you had to do/buy that stuff works. And I think for as much money as doctors make, they should bite the bullet if it takes em several tries to figure out the problem, or several medications. I'm tired of hurting all the time. I'm tired of something always being wrong. I hate my chronic migraines. It makes for a tough day each day. It's hard to get things done when your head feels like it weight 100lbs every day trying to hold it up. I'm tired and done with the dentist at this point. I'm in a lot of pain and discomfort from that fucking root canal yesterday. I didn't get any pain medication and it wouldn't have gotten as bad as it did if those assholes would've fixed the problem the first time I went to the dentist a few months ago instead of jerking me around. Between all the times I've been to the dentist for whatever reason the last 2 months, I
Trying Not To Break....
I havent been myself lately, too be honest I actually hate myself. I hurt someone very very dear to me and I cant fix it. I didnt mean to but my actions did. Ive said Im sorry soo many times but it doesnt matter. He cant even listen to my voice. I cry myself to sleep at night hoping by morning I'll have a way to fix this but Im lost, sooo lost... "You always hear how much heartbreak hurts but when it happens to you, its almost like ten times worse but the worsepart about it is you cant even remember how to smile" † Ive always thought I was destined to be alone, guess Im right.. I wanted to be someones princess but I broke the tierra:( I dont know what to do anymore....Im in pain but trying to keep a smile on my face....
Ta-dah First Blog!
1. What time did you get up this morning?-- 10:30 AST2. How do you like your steak?-- medium rare3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Sherlock Holmes *fantastic*4. What is your favorite TV show? Lost Law & Order SVU5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Sweden, no contest.6. What did you have for breakfast? I haven't quite gotten around to brekkie yet.
Juggalos........why So Serious?
†† i chatted with a dude today who walked away from being a juggalo cause he claimed we were so full of hate. that is sad to me. i know alot of the younger ones do not get the true message! they hurt people and run in gangs and the like! it is all just a metaphor really...... it is about washing the earth clean of the evil plagueing her not adding to it! yes we say wicked things and talk about psychotic stuff to do to people. but it is all just sarcastic really.... just to help us smile through all the sin and evilness we are swimming through! †† YES I AM A JUGGALO!† no i dont listen to just psychopathic... and i dont take any of what they say seriously at all! it is just meant to make us look at ourselves and how we treat people! if i say im gonna slit your throat and shite down your windpipe... i dont mean it. GOD... what is wrong with people. all it is is just a way to say you hurt me and im only gonna hurt you back with words because in the end you will get yours! i dont feel the
Priceless(amanda)
Through the rain she walks. But not a drop does touch her. Above her in the sky. It's as if the clouds never were. † The day seems brighter. Each time she passes by. When she looks at me and smiles. All my sadness says goodbye. † At night before I sleep. I could think of her and worries fade.And dream dreams of happy thoughts. And look forward to the next day.
C17
A new day has begun in this little world.Her voice echos in the distance I hear. A smile slows to form as I step in the suns glow.Her laugh warms my heartremembering what I hold dear. Her walk is like a dance,it hypnotizes my eyes.Soft sloping curvescut through the air with ease. Flowing blonde hair slowly covers eyes that shine.Reminding me about whats good in this world,puts peace in my mind.
She Smiled
She took my hand....While she smiled.She walked with me ....While she smiled.She laughed with me....While she smiled.She told me she loved me....While she smiled.She layed down with me....While she smiled.She told me forever....While she smiled. She hid her secrets....While she smiled.She told me lies....While she smiled.She turned me against my friends....While she smiled.She tore my heart out....While she smiled.She left me cold and lifeless....While she smiled.She did all this....All the while she smiled.
Gig Tickets
Happy today, I was able to get tickets for Laura Veirs, and Moishe's Bagel at the Arts Centre in Norwich.† Good times, I hopes. It was a good lunchtime, cos I also saw local newsreader Mike Liggins in town talking on his phone.† What a brush with fame, eh readers?
Wyldes First Narly Bulletin
*sigh*
time to rebuild the wall around my heart..he chipped it away stone by stone and he wasn't even trying..i know he'll never love me..no biggie..no man ever has..but i'm content to sit and love him..be his friend..whatever..there's no one i'm hurting but myself..there's no one in the real world that is even semi-interested..the few i have met on line who are even remotely close by are just playing the same old games..so who cares? i've tried to push him out..let someone else in..but no one comes close..it's my life..i'll live alone die alone..doesn't really matter anymore..i'm not letting myself cry over it.. † I Love You Baby. I've never told you upfront for one reason. I know what you're gonna say. So I'm sticking by the promise I made to myself a year and a half ago when that one other man who could even compare to you told me the same thing. *sigh* I'll never tell another man how I really feel again. It's not worth the pain and humiliation when you find out you're only good enuf for
Poem Of The Day...1/19/10
In the quiet of the nightDreams come and goWorlds collideIn peace it grows
Tomorrow!!
Tomorrow is my 24th Birthday.. So many people have asked me what I wanted for my birthday, and well, anything really is overly appreciated. A Blast or some Bling would be really, really nice, and if you don't want to spend money just a bunch of picture comments, I love coming home after running errand or work and reading them (even the naughty ones :D) even fu-Mafia favors would be pretty stellar! † Thanks for all the love and kind words everyone! † Ashley (h)
The End Of My Best Friend
Just do what you do... I’ll leave you be... Just know you are breaking my heart that much you should see...Love who you wanna love... Why not look forward to change... It’s only my life and our children’s you will totally rearrange...Peace is out of my mind... Without you I see no stars... Heaven holds no regards!!!Without you in my life I’ll live on... I’ll want you all the time... And pray to god again one day you will be mine...So go on close your eyes and sleep... You just can’t care to see... How this is killing every piece of me... Pry me off you like the parasite I am... I’m just a clingy old devoted cancer... In your mind I’ve become nothing more than a monster...Take your life where you want to take it... I’ll follow mine to wherever it leads... Lost in darkness searching the seas...The muscle in my chest just a space... Nothing but a hole needing filled in... Half of my heart is yours I gave the other to my children...I lo
Twitter N Facebook Insanity
Okay...so what the hell is with Twitter and Facebook these days?† I am so sick of seeing major companies telling us to follow them on twitter, and just now I saw an ad that said "Follow Fubar on Twitter" .......NO, I'm already on Fubar's actual website, why do I want to follow you on Twitter?† How will I learn more than already being on your fucking website?† Even CNN is getting into the madness saying Follow them on Twitter or Facebook....NO!† You're CN-FUCKING-N, a 24-hour news program...if I want to follow CNN i'll turn on the damn TV to CNN or go to CNN.com if I want to do it online! I just wonder if we'll ever see the day when we can follow Facebook on Twitter, and Twitter opens a Facebook account.
Get Your Milk Deliverd In Glass Bottles To Your Doorstep .... Heres Why.
Anecdotal evidence suggests that home milk delivery from local farms is becoming a more popular option for consumers who learn of bovine growth hormone or rBST. It is a hormone given to dairy cows that helps them produce more milk. Others who hear of the suffering and poor living conditions for cows on large-scale dairy farms are choosing not to support this form of animal cruelty. Milk purists are also opposed to the presence of antibiotics in milk that was given to cattle that become sick from these same poor living conditions and stressful environments. Without biotechnology, it’s simple; cows that are less-stressed and happier will produce more milk. Local, small-scale dairy farms are able to produce this pure fresh milk. Some of these farms have been doing home deliveries just as they have for the past century. Others, recognizing the advantages, are beginning to bring this practice back. In most cases, farmers are able to get the milk from the cows to your doorstep betwee
He Is Always There
We can't foresee the turning of the tideWhen problems beset us and tears are cried.Sometimes life deals from the bottom of the deckFilling us with worry and leaving us a wreck. The enemy seeks to devour and destroy,Using deceptions to eliminate our joy.While walking through the valley, our heads hung low,The mountain top seems so high, our footsteps slow. How many times have we traveled this roadTo battle the frustrations of troubles bestowed?Yet when we come to our darkest hourGod demonstrates His infinite power. It doesn't matter how bad things might seem,He always comes through, our faith to redeem.God will not fail us in our times of pain.He'll never forsake us, by our side He'll remain. So when we find ourselves at a total lossOr when the valley seems too wide to cross,Just remember you're in His love and care,Look over your shoulder, He's always there!
Off To Face The Music
Or the firing squad. I wasn't told to come in early for a special meeting so I'm hopeful the bullshit isn't going to bury me over my head, but knowing my luck... *shrug*. I'll do the best I can. For those of you who don't know, these 14 words are a life saver: † "I'm sorry, I now understand what I did wrong and it won't happen again."
I Already Know What You're Gonna Say, So Save It Please
I know you're gonna want to tell me you told me so really bad, but I don't wanna hear it right now please. So some of you will be happy to know, that my husband (fiance) left me tonight. It started about two weeks ago. I had his phone, and some skank was texting him, then realizes that I have his phone, and starts tellin me that she is sleeping with my husband and so on and so forth, it got ugly. He gets outta work, and me and him end up fighting about it...mind you I had a really nice date night planned for us that almost got ruined...oh and mind you I just spent 500 bucks at the t-mobile store getting him the phone he's been begging for for months! Anywho...we fought back and forth, he says I'm acusing him, he says she does this all the time, that she is just a psycho that is fucking with us and to not listen. I even talk to one of his best friends, and she tells me the same thing, that the girl is no good, and he don't love her, and I need to work it out with him. So I did, I feel
Dream Big :)
And here I am again in the “writing” mood again… what can we talk about today? Lets see …. What about LOVE? Isnt this after all the thing we are all looking for? Even if in our passing through life we meet different people, and we hurt most of them …. That’s in the end all what we are looking for, isn’t it? That perfect pure love that will make us complete and make us dream beyond any imagination. Every time we say “I love you” and we really mean it, a star is being born somewhere in this corner of the Universe. Think of it …. The whole infinite Universe, all the stars in it being there just because we can love, and we can say it. Sounds maybe a bit unrealistic but is true! And then…think of all the stars that are dying just because some lie when they say “I love you”… Someone once was amazed about my capacity of love humans with all their faults and bad habits. Was amazed about how I still be
Baked Eggs In Bread Bowls
This was our breakfast Sunday morning.† Aren't they cute?† They were very, very good.† It's the whole egg and the toast combo all together in one nice package.These are so easy to make and wouldn't they be splendid on a brunch buffet table?† The best part, you can easily make two, ten, a hundred, whatever your needs are at the moment.† I think there are a lot of variations you could do nicely with this recipe, such as, swap out the Parmesan cheese with grated Gruyere or crumbled blue cheese to give a different taste.† Use feta and substitute oregano for the other herbs for a Greek flavor.I used sourdough but I think this would also be nice with onion or brioche rolls as long as they are sturdy.Any way you†put these together, they will be great.Slice off top of each dinner roll and gently remove some bread until there is a hole large enough to accommodate an egg.Arrange rolls on a baking sheet.† Reserve tops.† Crack an egg into each roll.Top each egg with some herbs and a bit of cream.†
What Is You Calorie Daily Needs? Go Here To Find Out ...
my calorie goal is 1267 a day Go here if you want to find out yours... http://www.caloriesperhour.com/ How many calories per day your body burns This daily calories calculator gives an approximation of your BMR: basal metabolic rate - the number of calories per day your body burns. If your goal is to lose weight by burning off excess body fat, aim to eat 500 fewer calories per day than your daily caloric needs, and maintain or increase your exercise activity. To lose even more If you need to gain Eat 500 more ... But work out weight lifting for men ,And Light weight training for women so you gain it correctly and toned .....
Nj's Outgoing Governor Signs Medical Marijuana Bill Into Law On His Last Full Day In Office
New Jersey Gov. Jon Corzine has signed legislation granting chronically ill patients legal access to marijuana. Corzine's office said the governor signed the bill late Monday, his last full day in office. Gov.-elect Chris Christie will be sworn in Tuesday. New Jersey is the 14th state to allow patients with diseases such as cancer, AIDS, glaucoma and multiple sclerosis to use marijuana to alleviate their pain and other symptoms. The legislation allows for dispensaries to be set up around the state where patients with prescriptions can access the drug.
List Of Foods With Negative Calories
Negative calorie list for vegetables Asparagus Fennel * Aubergine * Gourd * Broccoli Leek Cabbage * Lettuce * Carrots Marrow * Cauliflower Peppers Celery * Radish * Chicory * Spinach Cress * Tomato * Cucumber * Turnip _______________________________________________ Negative calorie list for fruits Apricot Mandarin orange Blackberry * Melon Canteloupe * Blackcurrant Peaches Clementines Plums Damsons Raspberry * Grapefruit Rhubarb ** Guava * Strawberry Honeydew Melon Tangerine Lemon * Watermelon ____________________________________________________________________ Combining negative calorie foods with good protein sources not only helps control appetite but will help maintain the metabolism because total calories are not cut too much, plus the amino acid pool is maintained which limits the loss of muscle. ___________________________________________________________________ KEy: * indicates very good negative calorie foods ** Indi
List Of Foods To Eat And Avoid
List Of Carbohydrate Food Can Eat Bran, oats porridge, Barley. Fruits - apple, citrus, berries, peaches, pears, plum, and rubard. Vegetables - avocados, beans, broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, carrots, celery, cucumber, onions, lettuce, mushrooms, olives, peas, pepper spinach and tomatoes _________________________________________________ Avoid Breakfast cereals - Cornflakes, and sugar coated cereals, White bread, cakes, biscuits, bagels, bun muffins, pancakes, doughnuts, white and brown rice. Fruit - Dates, prunes, watermelon. Vegetables - broad beans, potatoes, parsnips ___________________________________________________ List Of Protein Food Can Eat Vegetables - beans, lentils, millet, soybeans Nuts - Brazil, peanuts and pine nuts Free range chicken and turkey (skin to be removed) Lean cut of meats that is non-intensively reared - beef lamb, pork and veal. Free-ranged chicken eggs (but not duck and goose eggs) ______________________________________________________ List
A Bikers Poem
JUST A BIKERBut, You Didn't See MeI saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk..But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall.I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant.But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by.But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children.But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.I saw you, stare at my long hair.But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old coats and glov
Feel
Give me a sign show me its real.† Tell me the feelings that i should feel.† Im numb now† Make me alive.† Show me the way.† Take me from this of darkest days.† I can't find my way.† Does it even matter.† Do you even care.† I'm already dead. A vessel of emptiness.† Lacking a heart.† I've fallin apart.† DO you care enough to piece me back together. Show me the way. Is there a brighter day.† show me a way. Light me up break me down.† Make me feel like its worth it.† Are you even there.† Can you hear. I'm calling to you.† Do you even care.† I cant pretend anylonger.† I'm trying but i just can't be any stronger.† Im down so far down there is no way back up.† Bring me back.† Am I dead. Just give me a sign show me its real.† Maybe then Ill learn how to feel.
Buyer Beware
So I'm sitting here in front of my†computer (obviously!) having had yet another "short" conversation with a local male. Low & behold, one of the first things he says to me is† Wanna come over and have some fun? So I respond with are you married? He says, does it matter? And of course I say... YES. So he says no and I say so all the women's products in the bathroom of one of your photos belong to you??? And he says No, I live with someone, but we're not married and have a 7 year old son. END OF CONVERSATION † Is anyone else sick of this meaningless non-sense on the net? Like where does it say on my profile that I don't mind hooking up with married men?? Don't get me wrong here, I'm not online (Especially on fubar of all places) looking for love! I've been divorced since July 2007 when I found out he was having an affair. Happily not committed ever since. I guess what some people don't realize is how much it hurts and affects their spouse when they learn they've been betrayed by the on
Why Do Like To Talk Shit
WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO TALK SHIT ON OTHER PEOPLE DON'T THEY HAVE A LIFE I MEAN COME ON NOW WHAT IS WITH THE WORLD TODAY AND THERE'S MORE TO DO THEN START DRAMA IN THE WORLD ITS RUFF ENOUGH WE DON'T NEED YOUR HELP TO MAKE IT ANY WORSE YOU KNOW WHY CANT PEOPLE IN GENERL GROW UP AND REALIZES WHAT THEY DO WRONG AND FIX IT INSTED OF MAKEING LIES ABOUT THERE LIFE LIKE SOME PEOPLE ON FUBAR THAT WANT TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL SORRY FOR THEM MY GOD LORD HELP THESES PEOPLE WITH ALL THESE PROBLEMS AND GUIDE THEM TO GROW UP AND NOT ACT LIKE CHILDISH ADULTS
Because Of Him
† Because of him I never sleep alone anymore. Silently he creeps into my window without a single breath givin. Because of him my dreams are never lonely. He calls me there..to his arms.. his darkened heart. There .. he waits... Because of him my thirst for eternity is never quenched...Never allowing to fully engulf into the dark abyss to which he has surcummed. Because of him I will slowly wither and fade..he will go on but not another like me was ever made. He has become my dark lover.. my demon.. my menace... my curse. But because of him... I will never be lonely again... to my immortal.. my dark lover... my dark king .
I Need Someone
I need someone to hold me when I am cold I need someone to slow me down when life is passing me by I need someone who needs guidance as much as I I need someone in a time of need that will force my potential out when I can't I need someone who will forgive me for yesterday, accept me for today, and love me till tomorrow is late I need someone that wants me and only me, not my friends I need someone who is not looking for an image, but a personality and an idea I fear that my needs may be too simple for you and that you will take advantage. Though, my head does not support a fohawk, it holds up a complex and understanding mind... I need someone who will love and share it.
Hey Everybody
what going on people so far im alittle tired from work and hope everybody doing ok in here
Please?
Well, howdy doody? † A good friend of mine is starting his own business. He will be making business cards, is already in the process of designing them. The front looks pretty cool, and on the back he was hoping for favorite drink recipes for the back of the cards. Would you kindly submit a recipe of YOUR favorite alcoholic bev? And yeah, sure he could pull many off the net but if he can get more personal interesting mixes that would be better. Or if you have a fun drinking game that only requires minimal instructions (because after all they're going on the back of a business card) jot it down :D† † So, submit away!† † Thanks so much!
Heart Of The Matter By Don Henley
I got the call today, I didn't wanna hear But I knew that it would come An old true friend of ours was talkin' on the phone She said you found someone And I thought of all the bad luck, And the struggles we went through And how I lost me and you lost you What are these voices outside love's open door Make us throw off our contentment And beg for something more? I'm learning to live without you now But I miss you sometimes The more I know, the less I understand All the things I thought I knew, I'm learning again I've been tryin' to get down to the Heart of the Matter But my will gets weak And my thoughts seem to scatter But I think it's about forgiveness Forgiveness Even if, even if you don't love me anymore These times are so uncertain There's a yearning undefined ...People filled with rage We all need a little tenderness How can love survive in such a graceless age The trust and self-assurance that can lead to happiness They're the very things we kill, I guess Pride and competition
C16
My heart no longer coldWarmth has came from your touchYou have reopened a part of meThat I have missed so much. Where once was fearNow hope does glowWhere there was darknessNow only light does it know. You have breathed new life in meLike a flower ready to bloomAs for death or darkness in my lifeNever again will there be room.
Lily
Her beauty runs from me. From my mind it never hides. Even when she is gone. It never ever subsides. † True beauty is never forgotten. And this for her is true. But during times without her. Parts of me stay blue. † She can be gone from sight. In my mind she will stay. Each time I see her. I forever cherish that day.
Brina
How such beauty is before me,Is beyond anything I could dream.I open my eyes shes still there,She is real,surely no dream. My words are confused,Her beauty has put a spell on me.I'm sure any man alive,Would also surely agree. So Brina fresh from my dreams,And now as real as the day.Show me your beauty often.And words of your beauty I will say.
Feel So Deep
Falling hard, Fell so deep. Feels so bad it makes me weep. Felt so wonderful, felt so right. A love so special it was in sight. My soul was on fire with such a light. † †
S3
Here it's been cold,Raining all day.But my mind,Has been miles away. Will it come back?I don't think so.It knows it's path,Where it wants to go. † As far away,From my heart it can get.My heart hurts,Won't give it one minutes rest. † I hope someday,My thoughts will come back to me.But for now,Your all my heart can see.
Mom
I love my mother! For all of you who aren't too proud to say thank you to your moms for helping you be the great person you are today... please copy and paste to your profile! I expect to see this many times on my page! Some people no longer have their Moms here to appreciate, but we can still say THANKS for their love....... I love you mom
An Audio Blog About Fubar & The Way To Stop Obamacare Tuesday.
So awhile back I asked anyone if they had anything blog wise that they felt worthy to share and this young lady sent me this audio blog she posted about her experiences on Fubar. It’s always nice to hear what people think in their own words. So with that, I bring you ZombieMonkey’s audio blog below.. Click for audio blog! This is also VERY important. If you live in MA and are eligible to vote tomorrow January 19 in the special election, or know anyone that does and would not like to see the huge Medicare cuts, sweetheart deals cut to Nebraska to buy a vote for health care among many other negative impacts ObamaCare will have on us all, it is imperative that Scott Brown wins tomorrow’s Senate race in MA. All we need is one vote to stop the Obama/Reid/Polosi machine forever and put a wrench in the machine of their socialist policies. The “Commerce Clause” that they are hiding under to pass this mess is unconstitutional as it taxes and penalizes everyday
Surrendering
Surrendering All else fading away to nothing the world around us left behind Darkness forms shadows creating an edge of a soft iluminating glow We dance with our bodies held tightly souls coming together as one We kiss and is like a fire blazing to life with a yearning like no other Wanting nothing more than to surrender Surrender all that I am to you Our bodies meld together
Im Not Tagging Anyone :|
If you've been tagged or you are reading this, you have the honor of copying all these goofy questions, writing your own response, and tagging 25 other victims. You have to tag me so really you just need 24 more people. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you - but not in a creepy stalker kind of way. † Not tagging anyone. † † † 1. What time did you get up this morning?--10:12 Stupid phone woke me up. † 2. How do you like your steak?--Medium rare. † 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?--Harry Potter and the half blood prince. † 4. What is your favorite TV show?-- Kitchen Nightmares † 5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?-- Tuscany † 6. What did you have for breakfast?--Sunny d † 7. What is your favorite cuisine?-- Italian † 8. What foods do you dislike?-- liver makes† me hurl † 9. Favorite Place to Eat?-- at home. Im the best cook I know. † 10. Favorite dressing?-- Raspberry vinaigrette † 11.What kind of
Crap And Junk
1. What time did you get up this morning? 7:30 † 2. How do you like your steak?-- Passed over a candle a couple times 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Paranormal Activity....sucked donkey anus.4. What is your favorite TV show? Anything animated † 5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Anywhere there aren't a lot of people † 6. What did you have for breakfast? 2 ho-hos and a big cup of coffee † 7. What is your favorite cuisine? BBQ † 8. What foods do you dislike? Liver9. Favorite Place to Eat? any pizza joint10. Favorite dressing?--Catalina11.What kind of vehicle do you drive? Minivan FTW † 12. What are your favorite clothes? black t-shirt and blue jeans † 13. Where would you visit if you had the chance? The moon † 14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? what cup? † 15. Where do you want to retire? Don't care. 16. Favorite time of day?-night † 17. Where were you born? KCMO † 18. What is your favorite sport to watch? Curling19. Who do
All I Can Say Is Ouch!!
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Jeffrey Robert And The Silver Skates
Martha didn’t get to see what Sarah and Jeffrey made yesterday at Main Street Books’ Story Time with Celia. And my wife complains that they’re rambunctious? Well, there were three just older kids than them there who had them beat for sheer whining … after we got home from church where I taught four first graders from the story of Jonah (more on that in a minute) and began to sort through four bags of clothes for Sarah that we got free from the great-niece of another church member, the kids at Story Time got to make snowmen out of marshmallows, pretzel sticks, and raisins. Good to eat too … I had the rest of Jeffrey’s after he got the raisins! † Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult, after Sarah and Jeffrey took a nap yesterday I brought them for we were invited to go ice-skating with their cousins (my nieces) Breanna and Josceline on an outdoor ice rink at their future alma mater Longfellow Elementary. (Martha REALLY hates this about where we
[something I Stole From Someone I'm Barely Acquainted With]
If you've been tagged or you are reading this, you have the honor of copying all these goofy questions, writing your own response, and tagging 25 other victims. You have to tag me so really you just need 24 more people. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you - but not in a creepy stalker kind of way. ---Ick Disregards these disclaimers... and "rules". 1. What time did you get up this morning?-- 9:50 after a totally sweet dream where I was fighting with Blade and banging succubi.No really. 2. How do you like your steak?-- High heat in bacon fat seared on both sides barely medium. Finished with hand cranked butter or coarse sea salt and cracked pepper. 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?--Jesus christ, it has been a while... uhfuck... fuck fuck fuck it was fairly recent, and it wasn't terrible. And it wasn't ninja assassin. That was the one just before (look... sometimes you have to watch a tardsy macho slasher movie). Totally forgot... 4. What is y
Love No More
As I say what I need to say I know I am hurting you. And for this I have no excuse, but it needs to be said. There is a love I have in my heart that can not be defined, not sure if you care or not but it is there. As I spend my time alone, I feel your absents, and there is a void I can not fill. Not with anything. I have tried, lord knows I have tried. I try to talk to you and I do not think you hear what I have to say. So here it goes. You and I met and became infatuated with one another, and it turned into a crush, that turned into a fling, that turned into a passionate love affair, but as I see it, that is all it is. Now there is a gap between us that cannot be filled. You need your freedom, and in receiving this freedom that you needed, you have lost me, and what hurts more, is I lost you. Now it is to the point that you and I are nothing to each other, I can not even get you to talk to me for 10 ,minutes about the things that we need to fix here, , not love not friendship, just mo
Thougths Of My Life
I am tired of being the good person, being alone, feeling empty, because no one can give me themselves like I give myself to them. When I was younger I was a so called player, not a Casanova, not a Don Won, or any of these so called great lovers, or a user. I was searching for my soul mate, a friend, a lover, the person I would spend the rest of my life with. The down fall to this life style, is that it became comfortable, and when she did come into my life I was lost in the momentum I started. And my past activities’ came back to haunt me. I was unable to stop. And for some reason I fell into this trend for several more years. Do not get me wrong I am not making excuses, I did what I did, for no other reason than it was what I wanted to do. Now I am known as a piece of ass, a good lay, not for the man I have become. Along the way I have fathered children, do to me hurting there mothers, some call me dad, some do not. Some know me some do not, some will know me and others never
Bear Flight
During†Operation Desert Storm, I was a legislative affairs officer for Gen.†Norman Schwarzkopf. Often I was required to transport gifts, sent to him from patriotic Amerians, from Washington, D.C., to his home base inFlorida. On one trip I "escorted" a four-foot†teddy beardressed in fatigues and wearing a name tag reading "Bear," the general's nickname.†As I boarded the plane, I explained my mission to the flight attendant and asked if she could store the bear in first class. She was honored to do so, and I disappeared into the coach section. Then, just before takeoff, an announcement came over the intercom: "Colonel Preast, would you please come up to first class? We have an extra seat for you to sit next to your teddy bear."†
Anorexia Freedom Rings
Anorexia Freedom Rings scared.lost inside myself.little girl crying for help.adult knowing she should be brave.alone.not really.memories and pain my constant companion.need to escape.little girl still crying.desperate.need to save the child.adult protector is dying.must free the little girl.cutting.blood flows.adult breathing slows.spirit of a little girl now free.a life for a life!By Robin Dawn Palmer By ChinaSwan † † † © 2000 ChinaSwan (All rights reserved)
Where I Am Now!!
They have moved to Dilley, Tx..... My new address is Fredrick Dach #1479673 Briscoe Unit 1459 West Hwy 85 Dilley, Tx 78017... If U want to† write me.... I'd really appreciate it! I'd like to know how my friends are doing..... SO Please Write to me! Thank you!!!!!!!
You Can't Run And You Can't Fight
I've tried two approaches to dealing with problems: confronting them head on (more often than not), and turning the other cheek. So far both have had the same result. I'm tired of dealing with drama, bullshit, rumors, slander, libel, defamation, etc. I feel like the time to do something drastic is coming up... what that is, I do not know. To take you back 6 hours... † Me: "On scene route XX at route xx, one vehicle into the guardrail, passing command to engine XX, will advice." † Dispatch: "XX, I copy you on scene, one into the guardrail, passing command to XX at 1634." † What I see: A bunch of kids huddled by the guardrail, two worried parents, and one little girl crying her eyes out. I ask if anyone's hurt and the mother tells me she doesn't think so, but that one of her girls might be. I kneel down to talk to her. † Me: Hey honey, what's your name? Sarah? That's my best friend's name. Great name to have. You hurt anywhere? Any pain? No? That's good... how old are you? 9? Wow
How To Be An Alpha Sub
How to Be Alpha Submissive without Hardly Trying Just about every one I've been reading using the phrase "alpha submissive" uses it to mean the submissive at the top of a heap of other submissives. But alpha comes from within, not from without. If you are not in a poly relationship, you may still be alpha in your submissiveness.1. Speak your mind. Sing it. Gesture, use semaphore, write...but always express yourself coherently, completely, and cogently. Do not waffle, hedge, prevaricate, filibuster, or manipulate.2. Maintain yourself as an individual FIRST and a partner SECOND. That way, when you're between partners, or you choose not to be with anyone, you have no loss of self-identity. But then, if you can choose not to be with anyone, you may already be alpha.3. Don't form the habit (or break it if this post comes too late) of automatically wondering "what would my dominant think?" Know how YOU feel about a thing first, THEN consider him. And don't change your mind if yo
Anaclitism
Sexual enjoyment arising from activities, or being exposed to objects, normally associated with childhood (e.g. toilet training, brest sucking, playing with dolls).
For Anyone Who's Curious
I had an appointment with my neurologist today. To try to see if he could do SOMEthing to help me with all this pain. I didn't care what it was. First off...he did what all the other docs did and said "oh great you're off the narcotics" yea...right...but I'm miserable. Second...he told me that I'm crappy at follow up. How am I supposed to know WHEN to follow up when all the specialists I see say "follow up as needed." So that's f*cking retarded right there. Then he goes "Well it says here in your chart you've had problems with narcotics before." Dude...the only "problem" I have is the fact that doctors keep calling it a "problem." I was given the drugs and I took them as indicated. End of story. Then he asks me if I've considered getting a gastric bypass. He says "no surgeon will touch you unless you get all your ducks in a row." Ok welllll I've lost 35lbs in the last 3-4 months or so...AND I can't rly exercise when I can barely get out of bed, now can I? I'm pissed at this whole
Accord
accord\uh-KAWRD\ noun;†1.To be in agreement or harmony; agree.transitive verb: †1.To cause to conform or agree; bring into harmony.†2.To grant; bestow.noun: †1.Agreement; harmony.†2.A settlement or compromise of conflicting opinions.†3.A settlement of points at issue between nations.
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Wisdom outweighs any wealth.† -† Sophocles
Eh Wth
1. What time did you get up this morning? I was up before I woke up 2. How do you like your steak?--†medium well†3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Avatar in 3D4. What is your favorite TV show? whats tv? 5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Maldives? 6. What did you have for breakfast? asian pear, a pluot, a banana dipped in choc, and cheegritz 7. What is your favorite cuisine? Crawdads n hot butta 8. What foods do you dislike? I cant think of much9. Favorite Place to Eat? a lil mom n pop place downtown10. Favorite dressing?-- buttermilk ranch11.What kind of vehicle do you drive? Formula LT1 12. What are your favorite clothes? bathrobe, mocassin booties 13. Where would you visit if you had the chance? Aufukinstraya 14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? occupied 15. Where do you want to retire? I doubt I will have the chance16. Favorite time of day?-sunset 17. Where were you born? norf cackalacki 18. What is your favorite sport to watch? footba
Meryl Streep Uses The F Word
There must be something about going through the change of life as we get older. How else do you explain Meryl Streep using the “F” word back stage at the Globe Awards show. She was telling Pop Tarts about Julie Child not understanding people using the “F” when talking about her cooking. Meryl is not known for cuss words but it’s understandable. Besides age has its privileges.† http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/01/18/meryl-streep-drops-f-bombs-backstage-golden-globes/?test=faces You have the privilege to listen to BlastFM any time you like. It’s on 24/7 just for you! www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm
Get To Know Me Quiz Thingy
Blame Jen, she sent it † 1. What time did you get up this morning?-- 0605-ish 2. How do you like your steak?--†medium rare3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Mulan? I hate going to the movies.4. What is your favorite TV show? CSI, the real one5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Somewhere hot and tropical with maid service and a pool boy who doesnt speak English 6. What did you have for breakfast? biscuit with butter and grape jelly † 7. What is your favorite cuisine? Japanese † 8. What foods do you dislike? I like a little of everything9. Favorite Place to Eat? Yamato10. Favorite dressing?-- Honey dijon11.What kind of vehicle do you drive? Hyundai VeraCruz 12. What are your favorite clothes? jeans, button up shirts...my uniform † 13. Where would you visit if you had the chance? Maine-my oldest lives there and I havent seen her in a while. 14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? full15. Where do you want to retire? I'll live here and travel.16.
I Hate Klover...
If you've been tagged or you are reading this, you have the honor of copying all these goofy questions, writing your own response, and tagging 25 other victims. You have to tag me so really you just need 24 more people. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you - but not in a creepy stalker kind of way. 1. What time did you get up this morning?-- 4:32AM 2. How do you like your steak?-- well done, crispy even, low fat 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?--Titanic..yes, last time i went to at theater on any date.. 4. What is your favorite TV show?-- Star Trek, pick one, X-Files, Law and Order SVU and CI.. all CSIs 5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?--in top of Gillian Anderson when she looked like she did in 1998 6. What did you have for breakfast?--pills and needle 7. What is your favorite cuisine?-- American BBQ, bitches.. 8. What foods do you dislike?-- liver and anything with maggots coming out..
I Will Say This
Today we honor Doctor King so I wont go into great detail but I will say this regarding Haiti. I'm sick and tired of every one bad mouthing my country, The United States of America. No, we may not of have been the first in Haiti but we are the ones taking care of business there because everyone else is such a lame asses that all they can do is look pretty in formation and nothing much else. Every where I went, they liked the USD but hated us. You know what, like it or not, were it not for The USA, nothing good would of happened and never will in this world because we being The USA, even with this insane separation is about God. Norio †
Legal
As of August 2009, 13 states allow (and 14 more are considering) the medical use of marijuana to treat medical conditions that include: Cancer, AIDS, Migraines, Crohn's Disease, Anorexia, Epilepsy, Fibromyalgia, Multiple Sclerosis, and Glaucoma. † An increasing number of medical organizations have endorsed medical marijuana including The American College of Physicians, Leukemia & Lymphoma Society, American Academy of Family Physicians, American Nurses Association, American Psychiatric Association, American Public Health Association, and the Lymphoma Foundation of America. †
Twisted
Shes the sick and twisted one with the scars on her wrist the one who doesnt mindthe blood as it dripsshes the one they all stare atas they pass hercalling her things with out even asking hershes not the one who drove her to such deedsshes not the one who gave her self such low self esteemthey used her and tormented hershe never really did matter but when she is gone people will wonderwhat drove this girl to sees to existthe torment of a single fake kissthe feeling of nothing she just couldnt resistthe feel of the bladeas it presses her skin the end of a day that never had a chance to begin the hatered of life that tormented her sothe fact that no one cared no one could ever really knowits just something she never could resistshes the sick and twisted onewith the scars on her wristbut no one will ever understand the painthats driven her to this
Senior Health Care
So when you're a senior citizen and the government says no heath care for you, what will you do? One suggestion is to give anyone 65 or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives, Republicans or Democrats it doesn't make a difference. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison, where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need. New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great, New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.... And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. PLUS, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore! † IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!?!?!
Aggressive Music!
Putting together a burnt compliation cd for the work van titled - Road Rage! † so far has : † Smack my Bitch up - Prodigy Asshole - Dennis Leary Killing in the name of - RATM Control - Puddle of Mud Break Stuff - Limp few songs from Disturbed † †.......Any other suggestions? †
Brand New Wasteland For Celt If Wanted!
Fubar Musings: Audio Blog!!
My first Fubar specific blog! Please leave comments letting me know what you think, and if you'd like to hear more related to this site what kind of topic interest you. † Comment | Copy This
Why Isn't My Bar Feed In The Middle Of My Page Anymore?
*****FROM SCRAPPER'S BLOG***** † There have been a few people asking about the change in the power homepage.† Yes, we added the bulletins back to the middle of the page by popular demand.† If you do not like this change, you can turn off the bulletins in your profile settings or switch to the NORMAL homepage style.† You can customize it however you want by going into your "settings" on the MY drop down menu.† If you need help with this, ask a bouncer under the HELP linK.
How To Avoid Getting Hacked
*****FROM SCRAPPER'S BLOG***** † I get dozens of emails a day from people who claim their account was "hacked." I have been here over four years and never once have I been hacked. Trust me...people have tried. 1. The key to NEVER being hacked is to make sure your password and login email address is kept private and secure. NEVER give your information out to ANYONE. 2. Change your password regularly. Also, make sure that your login email account is secure. I have seen people forget that someone had that password. All it takes is someone having that password and using password recovery and they will be able to figure out any new password you make on fubar. 3. Keeping your account secure is YOUR responsibility. If you never give your information out to anyone, you should never get hacked. 4. If you are using a public or community computer that has more than yourself logging in, make sure you DO NOT SAVE YOUR PASSWORD INTO THE BROWSER. TIP: When making your account password, make s
The Last Time You Will Break My Heart
The Last Time You Will Break My Heart I'm done with her, i'm done with the head games... i'm tired of watching the kids get hurt because she's a lie'n little bitch. and i'm tired of loving her and not having her. So this is what i'm going to do. i'm not going around her. i'm done talking to her, i'm done waiting around for her. and as much as it will hurt me, and our son. and her daughters who have become attached to me. someday the pain may subside. I'm done with her. i can't take the pain she puts me thru or the kids thru. Elizabeth you lead me on with your kiss's and words.. then blow off our son to go to the bar. it's complete bullshit. and i'm not having it anymore. as far as i'm conserned your dead to alex and I. enjoy your life and forget we even exsist. oh wait you already have unless it benifets you.. I love you and always will but i would rather rip my heart out by walking away from you than seeing and feeling what you keep doing to me and the kids. If i haven't found a job
Getting To Know You...getting To Know Me....
Getting to Know You Share If you've been tagged or you are reading this, you have the honor of copying all these goofy questions, writing your own response, and tagging 25 other victims. You have to tag me so really you just need 24 more people. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you - but not in a creepy stalker kind of way. To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your title as "Getting to know each other!", tag 25 people including me (tagging is done in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish. 1. What time did you get up this morning? 7:30ish am 2. How do you like your steak? Rare/med rare with s&p 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? The Blindside 4. What is your favorite TV show? Um..Husband hogs the remote 5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Where I am 6. What did you have for breakfast? Usually oat bran (make it like oat
Kiss The Rain-billie Myers
Hello?Can you hear me?Am I getting through to you?HelloIs it late there?There's a laughter on the lineAre you sure ya there alone?Cos I'm trying to explainSomethings wrong You just don't sound the sameWhy don't you?Why don't you?Go outside?Go outside?Kiss the RainWhenever you need meKiss the RainWhenever I'm gone too longIf your lips fell hungry and thirstyKiss the Rain And wait for the dawnKeep in mindWere under the same skyAnd the nightsAs empty for me as for youIf you feel you can't wait till morning Kiss the Rain*3Hello?Do you miss me?I hear you say you do,But not the way I'm missing youWhats new?Hows the weather?Is it stormy where you are?cos your so close but it seems like your so farSo would it mean anything?If you knew,What I'm left imaginingIn my mindIn my mindWould you go?Would you go?Kiss the RainAnd you fallOver meThink of meThink of meThink of meOnly meKiss the RainWhenever you need me Kiss the rainWhenever I'm gone too longIf your lips fell hungry and temptedKiss the Rain
Might Help Some Of U !!! Lol
"Dream" of what you desire in life. Write your dreams down on a piece of paper that only you will see. Keep your list in a safe place so that you can review your dreams often. Take your "dream list" and turn it into a practical list; state your goals simply. Be sure to include a deadline date and the specific outcome you want. Do not be vague when establishing your goals. Review your goals several times every day for at least a week, thinking of strategies that you will employ to accomplish what you want. Make a note of those strategies you will use, putting each beneath its appropriate goal. Tell yourself, when alone, what your goals are and how you will achieve them: "I will have $2,400 in my savings account by the end of this year by cutting my expenses by 10 percent and depositing $200 into my savings account each month." Visualize each day the achievement of your goals: "I have $2,400 in my savings account. I can see the figures in my savings book." This will provide y
How To Get My Attention
1. have a completely nondescriptive profile on pof 2. in said profile under first date include the phrase "not interested" 3. have pictures that you say don't look like you at all anymore. reasoning: you are too lazy to a) take new pics b) shave c)cut your hair 4. in your profile, make sure you state you are only interested in girls who have xbox 360s who want to bring said game systems over and watch you play 5. when i message you with the bad news---i don't have an xbox 360 but i can be entertaining at least until you find a girl with ownership, be sure to tell me with all my tattoos and sexy panty pics, you are willing to keep me around even after you find a girl with one. 6. drunk dial me then ask me to come nurse your hangover the next day. † to ensure a continuation: 1. don't bother really dressing up 2. say humorous, off color things 3. don't own a vehicle 4. the next day, tell me you had a great time except for all the talking we did
Twilight
MyNiceProfile.com
Getting To Know Me
peacy did it... shoot him in the body part of your choice. † Getting to Know You Share If you've been tagged or you are reading this, you have the honor of copying all these goofy questions, writing your own response, and tagging 25 other victims. You have to tag me so really you just need 24 more people. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you - but not in a creepy stalker kind of way. To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your title as "Getting to know each other!", tag 25 people including me (tagging is done in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish. 1. What time did you get up this morning?† it was 8 something 2. How do you like your steak? medium and grilled 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Sadly it was Suburbia 4. What is your favorite TV show? 2 and a half men 5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? maybe Tokyo
Names
I remeber the names. Fred R. Fowler Sp/5. Stanley C. Hawkins Sp/4, and it was Fred and I, who moved my deak out to COMMO. Why was that done? Was it because of sympathy for me? Material I handled required the security of where I was. How long was I down there alone? Couple of days, couple of weeks, couple of months, or was it way too long? Those that returned noted the difference in me. All I remeber was the first entry. Another where I'm wondering, is this some type Military Experiment, The last of SSG looking for me, to see, if I was all right. Did that even happen? I should just name your wife, Stanley and the Captin's wife and the rest of it. All that did not require the threat of that woman at WRAMC. Fred did you answer my letters and why did I write the final letter to the unit? It was written because no one replied to the other three. Norio †
Haiti Pt. 2
http://current.com/items/91925312_where-was-america-before-the-earthquake-when-haitian-kids-were-slaves-eating-mudcakes-to-survive.htm That article really pisses me off. First off, why the fuck is it OUR job to help WHAT SO EVER? How many fucking Americans are down there right now helping, that are simply volunteers, or nurses or doctors? Donating their precious time, not asking for money, and taking care of them? Hmmm? How much help and money and man power are they getting from other countries? This whole issue is really irritating me like no other. If people are gonna bitch about us helping, or say that "we only get involved when its high profile" how about we just fucking let all the poor, pathetic, useless, and worthless countries deal with shit on their own from now on? How about we focus on our OWN country and send our troops to our OWN states within, and let them fucking fend for themselves for a while and wait as they come crying, begging, whining, and bitching for help like
Effin Kickers!!
Effin Kickers.After watching most of the College Bowl and NFL playoff games so far, I’ve decided that I hate all kickers. There have been more missed field goals and botched punts than I can ever remember.Don’t get me wrong, I know that kicking field goals is hard. My personal experience with this involves me kicking the crap out of the ball, only to watch it make a corkscrewlike flight pattern right into the back of the head of the guy who hiked the ball. He wasn’t too happy it. He told me so after he picked himself up off the ground after a few minutes (we don’t wear helmets in Ketch League Football).I also understand that part of the process is mental. It’s difficult to do something accurately when championships are on the line and 80,000 people are screaming about your mom and making fun of your wimpy, single-bar facemask. But the world population is like 6.7 Billion people now. There are exactly 32 people in the world that get to call themselves a &ld
The Rapture!
Who is this Emanon character you ask?That gets blocks more than Obama has mumms about him? That has irritated more people than Bush’s two terms as president… Okay here goes from what we gathered we have found the following… From the previous image ....and still is a confidential file that we found. We have found out that contrary to popular belief, the creature that you know as Emanon was in fact a birthed creature.Confidential file.... declassified!From the image you will see the only image of Emanon with his maternal unit, taken shortly after birth. In this photo you can see that the maternal unit, seen here in her human form holding her new born son. † † † Shortly after this photo was taken sadly Emanon’s maternal unit was brutally killed by his paternal unit, from this we could only find one piece of paper of this incidentFor the next decade or so we could not find any images of what was being done during this time, though years later we did come acr
Teddy Pendergrass
NEW YORK (AP) — Legendary singer Teddy Pendergrass, dead after a long illness at age 59, spent his last 28 years in a wheelchair, left to wonder what life might have been like had a car crash not completely altered his destiny.Before the crash, Pendergrass was one of the most electric and successful figures in music. He established a new era of R&B with an explosive, raw voice that symbolized masculinity, passion and the joys and sorrow of romance in songs such as "Close the Door," ''It Don't Hurt Now," ''Love T.K.O." and other hits that have since become classics.He was an international superstar and sex symbol. His career was at its apex — and still climbing.Friend and longtime collaborator Kenny Gamble, of the renowned production duo Gamble & Huff, teamed with Pendergrass on his biggest hits and recalled how the singer was even working on a movie."He had about 10 platinum albums in a row, so he was a very, very successful recording artist and as a performing artist," Gam
Out Fishin' By Edgar Guest 1919
† A feller isn’t thinking mean--- ††††††††††† out fishin’ His thoughts are mostly good and clean--- ††††††††††† out fishin’ He does not knock his fellowmen, or harbor any grudges then. A feller’s at his finest when--- ††††††††††† out fishin’. A feller’s glad to be a friend,---
Bella
Today she added a smile to my heart,To go with the one on my face.Next to hers,mine must belong,It feels like the perfect place. Time will tell the road we travel down,Right now it shines golden rays.As we learn more of each other,While we walk together the same way. I hope our path never divides,Without her I would feel lost.Not seeing her by my side,My heart could not handle the cost reply
Home.. Alone
You know, being home alone kicks ass sometimes. I have absolutely nothing to accomplish today. No agenda. Nothing. Yay for being able to run around in a towel after a nice hot shower, dancing to music blasting from the greatest surround sound system ever. Hehe! I feel so lame.
For H.r. 3974 Viral Hepatitis And Liver Cancer Control And Prevention Act Of 2009
for H.R. 3974 Viral Hepatitis and Liver Cancer Control and Prevention Act of 2009 (Introduced in House) After reading this legislation in full, the Board of Directors of Debbullan Inc. have convened and agreed to fully support H.R. 3974. As currently written, this legislation well-opens the door to the future funding of Hepatitis focused programs as well as holds the best interests of the entire citizenship of the United States of America in its attention toward: * Prevention * Education (of medical professional to average citizen) * Vigilance of infection statistics and more You can read the entire bill in PDF version by accessing this link: HR3974 PDF SOLIDARITY OF VOICE Be well noted, there is more at hand than simply supporting the existence of this pending legislature. We wish to see this legislature progress through the US House of Representatives to the Senate. We see this as defining moment in the creation of a direly needed voice of solidarity calling attention to
The Blissful Feelings
looking into your eyesbeautiful eternityfeeling your body swayingmoving deep inside of meemotions so deepour eyes locked in a forever dazeour bodies hardlywith any gapsclosely togetheralwaysyour body holds me downthe pleasurereciprocated you and mebliss and elationin our hearts indefinitelyradiantly our love shinesbrialliance in our eyesconnected in differentbeautiful waysapart of each others soulsforever and alwayswords could never describethe beauty instinctivelyour bodies match ourheartsfollowing eternitylove overflowingthis will always be truethere is only one of meand there is only of youromance will never dieif meant from deep insideour love we will knowin other lifetimesto the young happy loverswho will always rememberthe good fond memorieswhen they get older
Thoughts I Have Dreamed Of
You took me like I told you to,Surprising, playing, something new,Stirring feelings I've been craving,It's my body you're enslaving.In velvet darkness your presence felt,Flowing fingers and on knees you knelt.You breathe upon my naked skinWet and juicy, pumping, adrenaline.I feel a tongue it's gently probingAnd your hands you are disrobingNerve ends tingling and whimpered moansTease me, tie me, caress cheek bones.From top to toe you stoke and kissNo wet places do your fingers miss,Deep inside I feel you, grasp youOn hardened nipples, warm breath you blew.I strain and buck with want and need"Fuck me, take me please", I plead.Upside down, sweet lips touch mineDown my body, a sixty-nine,I writhe in pleasure, taste your cock,In my mouth you gently dock,Your tongue meets clit, you suck and biteYour fingers in, oh god, how tight.I shake, I moan you turn aroundIn my cunt you slide and pound.Your lips on mine, my screams escapeAcross my skin your fingers scrapeAs spasms wrack, I'm awash in tea
Awe, Spontaneous Sense Engagement Of The Highest Order Lol
“Electric flesh-arrows... traversing the body. A rainbow of color strikes the eyelids. A foam of music falls over the ears. It is the gong of the orgasm.”†Anais Nin DanaŽ is an oil painting by Gustav Klimt, created in 1907. The canvas measures 77 x 83†cm, is cataloged as Symbolism; and is currently housed within the Galerie WŁrthle, in Vienna, Austria. DanaŽ was a popular subject in the early 1900’s for many artists; she was used as the quintessential symbol of divine love, and transcendence. While imprisoned by her father, King of Argos in a tower of bronze, she was visited by Zeus, symbolized here as the golden rain flowing between her legs, apparent from the subject's face, she is very aroused by the golden stream. She is curled in a sumptuous royal purple veil which refers to her imperial lineage. Sometime after her celestial visitation she gave birth to a son, Perseus, who is cited later in Greek mythology for slaying the Gorgon Medusa and rescuing Andromeda.
Can't Get This Song Out Of My Head
Haiti
ok... guys i need alot of opinions on this,Given the fact our economy is in the toilet,and the for some reason haitis government seems mia on helping their country would do think about it should we be helping this country in thier time of need. Or just Fend for our own country? † * comment approval is on but i will approve every comment when† i come on this evening thanks
Thursday, 20th, December 1934
Hap went to work this morning, I could only the Doc. forbid me using my D- - -, Thumb. I am plenty mad, you would be too. This is a goofy bunch of people up here. You can’t buy pepper sauce any where, They don’t know how to make hamburgers and really they don’t know what Hot Tamales are. That is a fact. They call black eye peas, beans and a water faucet is a “spicket”. I don’t know what that is your guess is as good as mine.
Psychic Memories
yes its kinda long, dont start reading til you have some time to kill. I started writing this on the boat and I think I will continue writing this story and finish it, before I continue on the Vampire story... enjoy † There is a rustling at the window that wakes Sarah from a sound sleep, as if a tree branch was scratching it in a cold winter wind. But, there is no tree out in the yard and the night is warm and still this July evening in Aspen. Her mind begins rationalizing the possibilities of the noise she hears, or does she really hear a noise outside. Is her mind playing tricks on her? Could this scratching sound be something else, something rational, and something explainable? She thinks to herself, she is 35 years old, and that is too damned old to be scared of the boogeyman! Lying on her side under the covers, she stares at the blackened window for a moment, if there is a burglar outside her window with criminal intent, she needs to know what time it is. So she looks at the cl
Wednesday, 19th, December 1934
Up early it is raining that is luck for me all ways the wrong kind, went to town the only prospect I had closed on account of rain. Now 10:30 rain is getting worse. Hap gone to town to sell some tires and my boots. I hope he does I am broke and out of smokes, I don’t like the predicament at all. Sold my boots got as much as I gave for them. I went to see the Doc. He put a splint on my thumb I don’t like it worth a by gee.
1/18/10 Dilbert
Bath Note
Don't be alarmed, the world isn't coming to an end. I am simply taking a bath. It will take about thirty minutes and will involve soap and water. Yes, I know how to swim. Even if I didn't, forcing myself to drown in a half-inch oflukewarm water†is more work than I've got energy for. (Which reminds me, I'm all for science projects, but the next time you want to see if Play-Doh floats, use cold water.)†Don't panic if I'm not out right on time. I've heard that people don't dissolve in water and I'd like to test the theory. While I'm in the tub, I'd like you to remember a few things. The large slab of wood between us is called a door. Do not bang to hear my voice. I promise that even though you can't see me, I *am* on the other side. I'm not digging an escape tunnel and running for the border,no matter what I said a while ago. I didn't mean it. Honest. There will be plenty of time later to tell me about your day.†"Later" means at a time when I am no longer naked, wet, and contemplating bub
What A Jerk
This creep is stalking the "recent photos by friends" page to watch for NSFW pics. Then he screenshots them and saves them. Fuck you asshole. † [url]http://fubar.com/user/1706382[/url] † He's coming to my inbox making a jerk of himself, even telling me he can see it and "thank you!" His status is now thanking us ladies for the free preview! What a prick. Then calls me a bitch in his reply to my stuatus comment to him? † Assholes like him are what ruins fubar. This shit he is pulling is fucked up and you know fubar isn't gonna do crap about it. † And yes, I blocked his pathetic ass. † †
Bling Giveaway!
† Bling Giveaway! January 29th, 2010 All Day @ Big Daddy’s Hot Spot and Bar Random blings being given away to people stopping in the lounge and also new members! Come join the fun and jam out to some music with the greatest dj’s around!!! † †
Fu Mafia
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Breathing Exercises
Breathing Exercises. Every living creature is sustained by breath. Breathing plays an utmost part in all life activities, thus when there is no more breath the life ends. All living creatures may sustain their own lives for some period of time without food or water but never without breath. The breath absorbs oxygen into our system and eliminates carbonic acid gas. During inhalation oxygen is first taken into the lung cells, and then circulates through the blood. Through this ceaseless activity and formation of cells within the various functions of the body the impure waste is eliminated. In other words the breath burns the waste matter or impure matter produced along with the processes of digestion, absorption and excretion which is known as metabolism. As a logical consequence of this process, carbonic acid gas is produced within the system. If this gas remains within the system it may endanger the life. Therefore it has to be sent to the lungs through the veins in order
Depression And Ptsd
Days come and days go and all seem to slowly crawl by. Too much time to think of things of the past and nothing of the future. For not one day is promised to us each and every one is a loan. It would be nice to eventually have a woman who i can kiss,hug,love and hold to the end of time. But I know for soldiers like me that is just a dream. Happiness is just a word of hope that never seems to exist. For combat changes a person mentally,physically,emotionally, and spiritually. For some it is a good thing and then there are those of us that doctors say are damaged goods from it.†For us things will never be the same. Because it takes just a smell,sight, a sound or something along that nature and we thing we are back in combat not by choice but because of what we went through. It makes it hard for someone to love us for we are unpredictable and the consequences can be catastrophic. So why do people always say there is someone out there somewhere for us when many who try to understand what w
"the Prayer For 2010"
H-A-P-P-Y N-E-W Y-E-A-R!!!!!!!,The first decade is gone from the 21st century and the time of THE LORD is at hand.I give my allegiance to the vision of GOD,HIS LOVE AND SALVATION for A-L-L HIS Children. Concerning Our present days,I'd like to start with PSALMS 106 Witch reads;Parise ye the LORD.O give thanks unto the LORD;for HE is good:for HIS mercy endureth forever.Who can utter the mighty acts of tthe LORD?who can shew forth all HIS praise? Blessed are they that keep the judgement,and he that doeth righteousness at all times.Remember me,O LORD,with the favour that thou bearest unto thy people:O visit me with thy salvation;That I may see the good of thy chosen,that I may rejoice in the gladness of thy nation,that I may glory with thine inheritance. IN JESUS NAME,A-Men and Selah. †Ihope the new year has been very good to you so far,for we are a continually blessed people before and in GOD. I want to thank everyone one of you who has come into my mylife and enriched it greatly with y
Slain Trooper Laid To Rest In Venango Pa
God Bless him... Trooper Paul Richey
We Are Pitching Our Tent Of Love..
THE INTEREST WITHOUT THE CAPITAL The lover's food is the love of the bread; no bread need be at hand: no one who is sincere in his love is a slave to existence. Lovers have nothing to do with existence; lovers have the interest without the capital. Without wings they fly around the world; without hands they carry the polo ball off the field. That dervish who caught the scent of Reality used to weave basket even though his hand had been cut off. Lover have pitched their tents in nonexistence: they are of one quality and one essence, as nonexistence is. ~Rumi ~~ yes, this is my art.. multifacetsflux.com
Pretty Damn Scary!
If you follow my STASH you have seen this already.... † This left me with that empty feeling in my stomach... http://www.winthelotto.net/explosives.wmv
Revelations...and Stuff
I had something of an epiphany this weekend while sippin Jameson watching SG-1 (this happens often, why I got the box set…). Throughout most of my personal failures I have sought to determine….Why? Often it is because of communication failures, deception on my part or the part of others, delusional thinking, or outright mismatches.† This is not limited to my failed marriage or the relationships prior or hence, but can also be looked at in terms of jobs, goals, friends, and personal decisions. † I used to get angry at myself for not picking up on things sooner. I used to pride myself on being a crack judge of character. The last 8 years…..not so much. Thankfully a friend called me out on it. She said “You knew!!! But you chose to ignore what you saw and felt in the interest of faith”…..Gotta love friends that just toss it on the table like that. Now only if I can get her to stop doing ‘leader yanks’ on my arm when I get out of line&
New Day, New Week
So... My depressed weekend is over. It wasn't as bad as I made it sound. I was being more melancholy than anything else. I needed to get it out of my system, and that I did... Went out to a bar about 40 min from my house(we got NOTHING here, lol), and had a rip roaring time. Never spent a dime, either :)... Well, 'cept on gas... :P
Am I Hot Wife?
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Nowness...
We never remain in the present. We anticipate the future as being too slow to come, as if to hasten its progress; or we recall the past in order to hold it back as being too quick to go: we are so rash as to stray into times which are not ours, and do not think about the only one which belongs to us: so futile as to think of thoes which no longer are, and to let slip unreflecting the only one which subsides. The truth is, the present commonly wounds us.
Glee
Saw the first two episodes at the weekend.† I loved it.† Anyone want to organise a Coming Out Party for me?
Where Were U When I Was In Your Neighborhood?
visited 33 states (66%)Create your own visited map of The United States
First, Second, N3rd
Bright Young Things
Watched this again over the weekend - Stephen Fry's directorial debut (he also wrote the screenplay) is an adaptation of Evelyn Waugh's 'Vile Bodies', and marries a delicious authentic atmosphere with a sparkling hilarious script and a cast to die for - Jim Broadbent, Peter O Toole, James McAvoy, Michael Sheen, Emily Mortimer, Julia MacKenzie, Fenella Woolgar, Stockard Channing, Dan Ackroyd, David Tennant, Immelda Staunton, Bill Paterson, Richard E Grant and John Mills, to name but a handful.† Ably demonstrates that celebrity culture and all its pitfalls is not a uniquely modern phenomenom, and proves that Fry pretty much can turn his hand to anything and produce gold.† Well worth seeking out.
2hot2handle
She told me from her. A smile I did bring. Can she feel the sun. Does her heart again want to sing. Even if not with me. I would help her anyway. Till her voice rings true. I pray for that day. If she will let me. Help her welcome each day. Then I will make her smile. In my own special way.
My Life As To Seen Now.
First off to start with blessed with my friends and family also with the two babies on the way. As of right now I am on a bumpy road with the way things are such as where I stand no i'm not dating anyone for the time being due to needing to know where my life stands with my baby and such. I am currently trying to do everything to keep myself from worrying about things such as surgery,the baby,money and more...my standings with everything have been rocky for years between my love life and life itself. For instance my sexuality I do not care what it is...bisexual,lesbian or straight who gives a crap it is just another label like you had in school example: jocks,cheerleaders,nerds, and outcast of course am I correct? being pregnant right now has made me mean me and my sister had a switch in our personalities in a way. She is the nice one right now and i'm the "bitch" so to speak even though I am not. We are NOT TWINS to make this very clear just me and my sister have a bond that exceeds l
Burry Them Next To The Garbage Cans
Think it's hard finding someone, how about losing that someone? Breaking up and losing a relationship can be hard. Even when it's a good thing, it can still leave a scar or wound that needs healing. We've been through it enough times to gain the battle scars. If not, then heck you have a long road ahead of you. Here are the stages we go through and might help you recognize where you are and how far you've got to reach the end of that break up: Denial — "I feel fine."; "Gosh, s/he'll get me over him/her faster.";"I just need a replacement."Denial is a pain to loved ones and friends. We all know you need to shower up and stop watching reruns of the Golden Girls. This can lead to rebound lays and possible shady rashes in our private areas. Take it slow. Realize that it's over and no matter how many faceless bodies you feel at night won't get him/her out of your mind quicker. Anger — "Why won't s/he love me? It's not fair!"; "How can they do that to me?"; "S/He is going ou
Luminosity
THIS MAKES ME LAUGH!!!!! I really wanted to write about the question I asked myself a moment ago - which was: Why is there not a keyboard with an underlying luminosity, so that when I wander from the realms of my touch typing landscape - like into the #%*@)#(U$)(!&*# places, I would not have to yank my lap top screen down in order to shine a little light on the mysterious area? WHY? WHY? and... WHY is there not such a device? Or is there, and I have just never shopped for luminosity in a keyboard, but rather affordability.† Of course anytime I ask myself a question, I immediately think of music to help me illustrate my confusion. This time I led myself through a winding path of Sulfur and Snuff (via Slipknot) and then wandered through some Mamma Sed and assorted Puscifer treats to the above video that MAKES ME LAUGH! Gosh darn it... This was the night that I was eating Bertie Botts Jelly Beans, however, and after ingesting one dirt jelly bean, one sausage jelly bean, and watching
Foods Im Gonna Eat Next 2 Weeks
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Check Out The Message From This Racist Ass Hole
Johann Sebastian Okinawa is a beautiful place, I could almost call this p... Australia subject: Am I a racist? † received: 01/17/2010 10:50 pm replied: no †† block this member††† Flag as spam † By your definition I might well be, but who cares. When I drive an Aston Martin, ride a Harley Davidson, and do that with a Scandinavian blue eyed blonde from a European Diplomatic family on my arm, I say that entitles me to do and say whatever the hell I damn well please. And if that's a problem to you sweetheart, well it's just that, your problem. Johann is who he is, and I'm comfortable with that, I don't need anybody elses approval. If you believe figures by the American centre for disease control, Black American males are 15 times more likely per head of population than White American males. Dating black guys is a death sentence. Live your life as you
The Worst Night Ever...
So about a week ago, me and some friend went out in town dancing, had some drinks, danced a bit, hell I even shot a few games of pool with a overly charming guy... good looking, well dressed, didn't talk with a rediculous street style slang or anything.. seemed good. He hinted about going out for dinner and showing me things I've never seen before, and while I've heard this all before; I decided to hell with it. So anyway, he gave me his number, a few days go by, so I call him and see if he has plans..† Friday and Saturday he has a seminar and a meeting (which is probably just him not wanting to sound desperate) but he's free on Sunday "after church", which didn't win any points with me anyway, seeing as the last time I went was over 10 years ago on Easter for my Grandmother. So yesterday I went out, got my tootsies done, manicure, hair done, all that. Even bought a new dress, which I look pretty stunning in if I will say so myself. So I call him this morning, and he says we have a w
Gotta Love The Net.. Online Meditation Bell!!
† click on the bell and get into mindfullness Welcome to the online Mindfulness Bell, inspired by the teaching of Thich Nhat Hanh. Many people around the world take pleasure†in stopping and consciously breathing in and out three times when they hear the sound of the bell.
Is It Just Me...
...or is Tori Amos REALLY annoying? I'm burning some CDs for a friend of mine who happens to like Tori. I usually do a quick listen to the CD after it burns just to make sure it sounds okay. OhmyGod! Seriously, I'd rather listen to nails down a chalkboard!
Scars By Papa Roach
"Scars" I tear my heart open, I sew myself shutMy weakness is that I care too muchAnd my scars remind me that the past is realI tear my heart open just to feelDrunk and I'm feeling downAnd I just wanna be aloneI'm pissed cause you came aroundWhy don't you just go homeCause you channel all your painAnd I can't help you fix yourselfYou're making me insaneAll I can say is[Chorus:]I tear my heart open, I sew myself shutMy weakness is that I care too muchAnd our scars remind us that the past is realI tear my heart open just to feelI tried to help you onceAgainst my own adviceI saw you going downBut you never realizedThat you're drowning in the waterSo I offered you my handCompassions in my natureTonight is our last stand[Chorus]I'm drunk and I'm feeling downAnd I just wanna be aloneYou shouldn't ever come aroundWhy don't you just go home?Cause you're drowning in the waterAnd I tried to grab your handAnd I left my heart openBut you didn't understandBut you didn't understandGo fix yourselfI
Tonight's Fail.
So I feel like I need to laugh otherwise my head is about to explode. I love failblog. I always cry laughing at these so I figured I’d share some… see more Epic Fails see more Epic Fails see more Epic Fails see more Epic Fails see more Epic Fails see more Epic Fails see more Epic Fails
(can't Get My) Head Around You By The Offspring
"(Can't Get My) Head Around You" Deep inside your soul there's a hole you don't wanna seeEvery single day what you say makes no sense to meEven though I try I can't get my head around youSomewhere in the night there's a light in front of meHeaven up above with a shove, abandons meEven though I try I fall in the river of youYou've managed to bring me down tooAll your faking (Get Up, Get Up, Get Up, Get Up)Shows you're aching (Get Up, Get Up, Get Up)Every single day what you say makes no sense to meLetting you inside, isn't right, don't mess with meI never really know what's really going on inside youI can't get my head around youAll your feeding (Get Up, Get Up, Get Up, Get Up)Shows you're bleeding (Get Up, Get Up, Get Up)Deep inside your soul there's a hole you don't wanna seeCovering it up like a cut with the likes of me You know I've really tried, I can't do anymore about you(Yeaaahh)The cut's getting deeper(Yeaaahh)The hill's getting steeper(Yeaaahh)I guess I'll never know what's r
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Kill Stats
†† So, I'm still just getting used to FuMafia (awesome, by the way), and I was just wondering, what constitutes a kill? My stats say I have no kills, but I have collected 2 bounties and attacked one person who then was hospitalized and nothing changed in my stats.†† I know this may be a silly or obvious question, but I was wondering about that. If anyone can answer or better expalin this to me, that would be super helpful and much appreciated... Thanks!
Can Ur Eyes Really Focus
When you are born you are given one life, this life is regarded as the most important thing in the world. It will be stretched to its limits and treated with all the luxuries it can afford. If someone is given a single dollar and told to use it wisely normally they dont care too much and squander it without hesitation. If someone is given 6 billion dollars they will be overwhelmed with joy and are much more likely to make intelligent financial decisions. It's odd that people value a single life so much and a single dollar so little yet we spend most of our lives working to attain money and ignore the prospects in the people around us. Life is more valuable than money and it's a far more useful commodity. There are roughly 6 billion people in the world, use them wisely
The Hills Have Eyes...
Stupid Ass Fucking Mumm
there have been several times that I have thought that I am an angel. just now I thought that the possibility of my spirit is or has been taken over by an angel it seems to me that every person that has entered my life has affected me in one way or another there are many things that I have learned I do believe that things happen for a reason does it make me feel weird to have thought that I am an angel? of course, because I know that I am human or am I? what else should I be if not to be a human? there are those that believe in vampirism strongly, for example and those that believe in magic as in wizardry and such(I suppose) the idea of spiritualism that I do understand is appealing I, to a certain extent, believe that there are spirits in the sky as the song and the movie line tells then it goes to wondering what a spirit is or may be is a spirit a deceased person idk really how to go off from there topic of the dead has pretty much always been offsetting for me *shudde
Smiles!
This weekend has been really cool to say the least. Friday I was able to attend one of the shows of the US National Figure Skating Championships.... That was AWESOME! I am not one to watch ice skating on tv, but in person it was something totally different. Then yesterday they were having fan fest, we went down and saw the pairs that won (yanno the ones going to the olympics) and then there was a short concert after which was the total BOMB! Jason Castro, the dreaded doll from last seasons American Idol.... I was like 5 feet from the stage, snapping TONS of pics and vids. I was on 7th heaven and cloud 9 combined!! When that was over we went inside and lined up for him to do autographs... Man that was so AWESOME!! Tonight Ingrid Michaelson was playing for part of the fan fest, but since I had told my sister yesterday that I would go overfor dinner tonight, I didnt go to that concert. But whats really amazing is that my sisters and I are starting to get along, that to me is one miracle..
Surgery!
Well everyone who knows me, knows that I had to have a hystorectomy because of cancer on the 12th. I went in to have it done and everything went well with the initial surgery. I got out of recovery and into my room and was doing fine. My doctor came by to check on me about 2 that afternoon and she noticed that i was pale, listless and that nothing was coming throught the cathedar. Most of this I'm gonna tell you now I only know from what was told to me. I was out of it because I was slowly dying. I was in and out of consiousness and wasn't responsive and the doctor was getting really worried. They changed the cathedar and still couldn't get anything so they rushed me into surgery again. I was in surgery the second time for over 5 hours. When the doctor came out she informed my mother that I had slipped one of my initial stiches and was bleeding internally. I had lost so much blood that they had to give me 4 pints. I had 3 insisions from the scope to try and find where I was bleeding
I Give It A 6.5 Out Of 10
Being as I currently live in Hawaii, I am afforded the opportunity to visit and jump off of waterfalls. You might be thinking to yourself "That sounds amazing, what a good time!" But let me fill you in on a little physics lesson. I climbed up to the 60 foot jump, and leap off. As I'm falling though the air I realize that my penis does not weigh as much as I do, and therefore, is not falling at the same speed that I am.... Until I hit the water. Then it catches up to me and slaps the water like it should be wearing a mullet, driving a trans-am, and sporting a Lynard Skynard shirt with the sleeves cut off. It hurt so bad that I gave myself a black eye, made it a sandwich, and gave it a beer.
Timmy-jitsu
So I've come up with a fighting move guaranteed to help guys win any fight. If you come to a point where you find yourself losing, take off all your clothes and start doing jumping jacks. It works every time, try getting really pissed off at some one and then think about the rubber chicken effect.... see you're laughing already.
[plastic Uprising]
Alright... I spent about 5 hours today researching air compressors and air brushes. Fact is I do NOT want to do this shit professionally, and I do not need a BMW to convert motor energy into compact air. So I'm thinking I'll get some bottom line parts, hope to GOD I get compatible hoses (if not I'll drop another 6$ on adaptersall so I can custom paint my robots WOO! ...oh right, but the parts I want will still total up to be about $120not to mention eyewear and probably a mask. and cleaning gear So what I'm working on right nowis the 1/100 MG Zaku II my brother got me for my birthday. It is winsome. † He's not sandblasted, and he doesn't have the shin rockets, but you get the idea. Also- I do not have the parts necessary to do dual bazookasturns out I have the parts to convert a standard bazooka into a howitzer probably wind up doing that Thus far I've finished the torso chasis and cockpit this model hasALL the working parts of the zakusorather than just assembling the
Country Man Luke Bryan
The Limp Killer Strikes Again
http://boobietasselsforbuddha.blogspot.com/2010/01/limp-stalker-strikes-again.html † † According to official police sources, the killer known as The Limp Stalker has added another man's life to the death toll bringing the total number up to twelve over the past seventeen months. The body was found in a Wal Mart Supercenter family restroom yesterday evening but as of now, the identity of the victim has yet to be released. † All twelve victims have been men over the age of 65. None have been in the best physical condition which has made them easy targets for the killer. It took investigators several months to actually figure out that the men had been murdered and to piece together what was actually†occurring in the moments†leading up to their deaths. So far officers have figured out that the killer lures the men into the family restrooms at local shopping centers, offers and gives oral sex causing the men to go into cardiac arrest, then steals their wallets, and leaves them to di
Inspirational And True Reality
†† 1.† Liars when they speak the truth are not believed. 2.It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar. 3.Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them. 4.Respect yourself and others will respect you. 5.That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong. 6.I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there. 7.Be entirely tolerant or not at all; follow the good path or the evil one. To stand at the crossroads requires more strength than you possess. 8.Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command. 9.Such is the inconsistency of real love, that it is always awake to suspicion, however unreasonable; always requiring new assurances from the object of its interest. 10.The meeting of two personalities i
Pain And Love
Most people tend to think that physical pain and mental anguish is the worst pain a person can feel† but those tend to let u know ur alive and that your human. One of the worst pains one can feel is that of ones heart.† Most say that you can control how your heart behaves but that is untrue. For your heart moves in mysterious ways and no one truly knows what it has in store for us. It causes one to love unconditionally and not to second guess as to the purpose of such an emotion. Everyone wants to be and feel love for that is human nature. But then there is those of us who have been hurt to the point your walkin on egg shells when it comes to anything that deals with love. Many try to explain the way a persons heart moves and does what it does but it is like tryin to explain the mystery of life. No one truly knows but all try to rationally explain it in one form or another. Love that one feels is the purest of all emotions. But so many take that emotion and twist it to suit their purpo
Twelve Stepping Relationships
Twelve-step methods have been adopted to address a wide range of problems from drugs to alcohol. Over 200 organizations with a worldwide membership of millions, now employ twelve-step principles for recovery. So, how about one for relationships and dating woes?What is an emotion? Weird thing to ask someone, heck I've asked a few people lately what is an emotion. Heard it's a feeling, a desire, an urge. I looked around and found that an emotion is actually a chemical combination that flows through the body that produces the same side effects each time. We produce these emotion cocktails each time something makes our body react to the outside pressures. We become scared when something frightens us and become happy when something is funny or is to our favor. Simple eh? Then why do we get all confused when each time we stumble in relationships? We keep blaming everyone and everything except ourselves. We react to each relationship and produce an emotional reaction. So maybe we stumble in r
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Annoymous
†these days, i've been on the road with LIZ too much so that didn't do the blog and didn't get back to the ones who'd sent†their regards, sorry .....but i guess i will be staying in daliang†in†the coming 3†weeks , which let me have a good†relax......wanna hang out ,pals call me† 635967\15986135967 !!hopefully, there's sth i'd like to say about through a little thought of life. †††††††††††† a saying: snake has snake road, rat has rat road , if u hv no road, u must so so ....LOL † So far, i've been†deeply impressed by the ,i cry every time i watch it . when Kit and Nora fight for the cancer together. i know THE WALKER are incredible when together. honestly, i learnt a lot from that episode. Like "COME OUT OF THE CLOSSET" AND "THE DAILY SPEECH".....SO, guys, from a thing or 2 from it....mustn't miss it .... †††††††† Been chilly these days, hope all of u keep warm and it reminds me of that i was†sleeping wif my roomate JENNY °£i always caught her in†her†warmer feet...then my legs will
Hurry!!!!! Only A Thousand Days Of Living Left
† † Official2012Countdown.com † Once again, we are nearing devastation. December 21, 2012. Doomsday. The end of the world.† But wait! not if you're prepared!! if you think ahead, plan ahead, you can make it through the massive solar storms, super volcanoes, earthquakes, geomagnetic reversal, and the total chaos which ensues. Be ready. Be smart. Be alive. With my 2012 survival kits available now for $2,012, you can be one of the survivors...responsible for continuing the human race. Act now and you can get your second kit for half price!! Here's what your kit will include: 1 package of beef jerky (specify original, teriyaki, or peppered) 1 can of yellow corn niblits 1 box graham crackers 3 hershey's bars 1 bag marshmellow minis 1 crank radio 2 oil lamps 1 case oil for lamps 1 pocket video game with extra batteries (specify scrabble, yahtzee, or tetris)
Old Undertaker Theme
Dead man walkinYou've done it nowYou've gone and made a big mistakeand I can't allow, you to think you can just walk awayso turn around, and face the piper you're gonna pay'cause the end is nowthis is gonna be your judgement dayA cheap shotthat's the way that you play the gameI was blindsided, things will never ever be the samenice guys, it's said they always finish lastbut bad-asses, always kicking asshole's asskick itYou're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Paythere's no forgiveness this timeYou're gonna Pay, You're Gonna PayIt's my business, your mindYou're gonna Pay, You're Gonna PayI'm burning these ones to the groundYou're gonna Pay, You're Gonna PayI'm gonna Bring you downYou're gonna Pay, You're Gonna PayYou're gonna Pay, You're Gonna PayNo more chances,No more excuses, no liesyour stories ending, time to say your goodbyesnice guys, it's said they always finish lastbut bad-asses, are always kicking asshole's assasshole,kick itkick itYou're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Paythere's no forgivenes
Untitled; Part I: The First Years (cont.)
†††† I wasn't in the city when the bomb went off.† I was far enough away not to be effected by it's force.† But I was certainly close enough to watch the flash that lit up the horizon like a sunrise on a warm spring morning.† It looked beautiful.† I felt the ground shake.† It was like a very weak earthquake, it would have gone unnoticed if it weren't for the flash of light and the boom of what sounded like thunder in the distance.† People all around me then began to show concern, almost panic. †††† At the time I was on my way to meet with my employer.† I stopped near the city center market in Moscow.† I had to stop there.† Had to calm my nerves.† A few minuted before I stopped I got into it a brief argument with the local police over a pocket knife I had that was a little longer than legally allowed in Russia.† The police confiscated my knife and let me go with only a verbal warning, I was fine with that.† After the day I just had they could do whatever they wanted as long as it meant
The
Check out myspace Blog about The Bible and why I was forced to leave The Order. The Brotherhood I can recant but never leave. Norio †
Ass Kickin Radio--
Hey everyone should come out and check out the new lounge I'm hangin in!! Ass Kickin Radio is the BEST place to be. † You better come check us out! Now I say and that is an order! :P † http://fubar.com/lounge/asskickinradio
15 Brilliant Uses For Toothpaste
Toothpaste: it whitens, brightens, deodorizes, removes stains, and restores and protects enamel. But toothpaste’s cleaning capabilities work wonders on many things besides our teeth. The same ingredients that help polish our pearly whites can also soothe some common ailments, make household items sparkle, and even get rid of stains and pungent smells. Try out these fifteen tricks with a white, non-gel toothpaste (unless otherwise noted), and watch that cavity-fighting, breath-freshening tube of wonder work its magic. 1. Relieve irritation from bug bites, sores, and blisters. These skin irritations all tend to weep and, in the case of bug bites, often itch. Apply a drop of toothpaste to a bug bite or insect sting to stop the itching and decrease any swelling. When applied to sores or blisters, it dries them up, thus allowing the wound to heal faster. It’s best when used overnight. 2. Soothe a stinging burn. For minor burns that don’t involve an open wound, toothpaste
How I Feel Right Now
Baby, Damn All This Strain GotMe Feeling Somethings Wrong, Pull Up To My Gate They Keep Saying He's Gone, Found Envolopes In Between MyDoor Biggest Day Got Me Panicing What The Hell This Letter Gonna ReadHell NoYou Say You Don't Want It No MoreHell NoYou Say You Can't Give Me What I WantHell NoHow You Just Gonna Leave When I Stayed Wit You Through HardTimes And You CheatedHell NoI Hate To Say It But I Need It Hell NoGod Please Talk To MeHell NoYour So Called Love Was So Deep When It Told You, You ShouldRun Far And Not Give A Damn About Me How Could You Leave Me When You See Me Desparately In Need OfWhat We Had BeforeI Cried So Many Times But Never Did It Cross My Mind To ThinkBut Let It GoDidn't Even Ever See If We Ever Meant This Shit Before Before But We BeenDown This Road Before How Could You Leave Me Baby Please MyHeart Is Beating For The Beat We Had Before How Could You Leave HomeNow I Need You Wanna Laugh Wanna Stand Wanna Get Just One More ChaceJust To See You All My Friends All
C51 - Bling Shop (50 Cent & Olivia - Candy Shop)
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A Dedication
Nobody Else In The World- Don Henley † You live in a house of mirrors Reflecting your splendid isolation You have so much of everything Except for true consideration The way you dance The way you walk The way you drive The way you talk The way you eat The way you drink The way you act The way that you don’t think It’s like there’s— Nobody else in the world but you Nobody else in the world Nobody else in the world but you In case you haven’t noticed There’s lots of other people here, too Hey now, did your momma teach you anything? Some things still got to be respected Is it a sign of the times, or is it just your callous heart? How did you get so disconnected? The way you push The way you shove The way you hate The way you love The lies you spin The scenes you make The grief you give The space you take It’s like there’s— Nobody else in the world but you Nobody else in the world Nobody else in the world but you In case you haven
Alone!!
I'm sittin here thinking about where it all went wrong Why it hurts so bad when it hasn't been that long. I know that its you thats missing We have to make it right Niether of us should have to feel this way Being alone night after night. It is you that completes me and makes it all ok Being without you is like the world without air. Drowning in the sorrow and the feeling of defeat I cannot cry tears but† ache to be with. I cannot be whole until you are here The sound of my children keeps me sane and lets me proceed on But when you are here it will be perfect forevermore...
Alice's Restaurant By Arlo Gutherie
Alice's Restaurant By Arlo Guthrie † This song is called Alice's Restaurant, and it's about Alice, and therestaurant, but Alice's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant,that's just the name of the song, and that's why I called the song Alice'sRestaurant.You can get anything you want at Alice's RestaurantYou can get anything you want at Alice's RestaurantWalk right in it's around the backJust a half a mile from the railroad trackYou can get anything you want at Alice's RestaurantNow it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on - two years ago onThanksgiving, when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at therestaurant, but Alice doesn't live in the restaurant, she lives in thechurch nearby the restaurant, in the bell-tower, with her husband Ray andFasha the dog. And livin' in the bell tower like that, they got a lot ofroom downstairs where the pews used to be in. Havin' all that room,seein' as how they took out all the pews, they decided that they didn'thave to take out their g
A Gift.
I was sent a gift on here by someone I don't† know. In it they made a comment about the person that use to own me and then linked me to a blog. Guess I missed something.....ugh. Figures. † Too bad I can't view the blog, I'm not "allowed". †
Misquided Jay
Hey everybody! †Misguided Jay is only 60k from Fubarlord... †He is currently in the military and recently came back from Iraq..... †Lets show him lots of love for his service to this country and help him level. MisguidedJay@ fubar
Elvida - Lowrider Girls Model
Where are you from originally?I grew up in Hacienda Heights, California, but my family is originally from Chihuahua, Mexico. What do you do for fun?I have the most fun at slumber parties with my girlfriends. We play truth or dare and I have the most fun at slumber parties with my girlfriends. We play truth or dare and sometimes the game gets crazy. Last time they dared me to run up and down the street wearing only my Ugg boots. Good times! What would be your ideal date?I'm not into doing traditional, romantic stuff. I like to do adventurous and spontaneous things on dates, like hiking, snorkeling, or parasailing.
One Of My Writings
My Husband † You fill my heart with desire, You fill my heart with fire. † Make me laugh Make me live. fill me up with your love. Drown my heart in the blessed light Give me power to win the fight. Love Me, Feel Me Believe in Me Take My Soul and keep it safe Take me to that special place.† Heal my dreams Heal my scars. Make me feel whole. Take Me away, Fly with Me so high,† We can see the world You and I. Damned be the one to destroy Our love Quell the pain, Kill the Sorrow.† Let Me live to see the morrow.† Guide Me and never try to control Me.† Remember that I am fragile and that I'm hollow.† Be my strength and be my light.† Hold Me and Bless Me with all that You are.†
Window
Window † Winter chill Moisture laden view Lips pressed against My breath fogs I look Grey eyes Searching For you Bleakness stares back My vision fades As icicles Formed from tears Freezes my soul †
A Blog For Myself.
When you're in relationships there are expectations... When you look for a partner you look for someone to follow those expectations.. I have pretty High expectations that I have had passed down from seeing the relationships my family members have been in. If you give me a set of rules, I am going to follow them..But expect you to follow mine.. This is NOT a hypocritical relationship. I stay away from those types of relationships. If you can do it I better not be told I can't This is not a Democracy either.
Not Always Right | Never Too Sick To Complain
Doctor | Atlanta, GA, USA Me: “Thanks for calling [clinic]. How can I help you?” Customer: “I got this herbal colon cleanser from you. Does it have pork in it? I don’t eat pork, so I can’t have it if it has pork.” Me: “Well, ma’am, I’m not sure, but since it is an herbal supplement I would assume it has no pork. If you are really concerned, you can call the number on the bottle and ask them. I’m looking at the bottle and it says 100% vegan.” Customer: “Well, I can’t call the company. I’m sick! I’m so sick, I can’t use a phone!” Me: “Well, it says vegan on the bottle, but I can call the company myself if you want.” Customer: “Well, DO IT! I’m a sick lady, and I don’t do pork!” (I call the company and find out the supplement has no pork. I call the customer back.) Me: “Okay, ma’am. There are no pork or animal products in this supp
Unreal! You Need To Watch This!
Not Always Right | Book You In For Six (feet Under)
Tech Support | New Mexico, USA (My boss passed away earlier this year. Her phone forwards to mine so that I can redirect individuals that need assistance.) Customer: “Hi, can I speak to Dr. ***?” Me: “I’m sorry, Dr. *** passed away earlier this year. Is there something I can help you with instead?” Customer: “No, I think I’ll just call back. When do you think she’ll be in?” Me: “Ma’am, she passed away.” Customer: “Right…so when will she be in? †Can I call back tomorrow?” Me: “Ma’am, she’s dead.” Customer: “Oh…how about Monday then?”
Not Always Right | Getting To The Root Of The Problem
Theater | Phoenix, AZ, USA (I am selling souvenir programs and backpacks for Legally Blonde: The Musical in the lobby. The customer I’m talking to is a brunette; so am I.) Me: “Would you like a souvenir program?” Customer: “But you’re not blond.” Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am? Would you like a program?” Customer: “This is Legally Blonde! You should be blond.” Me: *thinking she’s joking* “You know, it’s funny…I was blond for six months and just dyed my hair back to my natural color before I found out this show was coming.” Customer: *completely serious* “But you are not blond!” Me: “No ma’am, I am not.” Customer: “Why would they let you sell things for the show when you are not blond?” Me: “Well, you don’t have to be blond to work at the theater.” Customer: “But it’s Legally BLONDE!” Me: *giving up* &ld
Not Always Right | Deafening Silence
Bookstore | Ottawa, ON, Canada Customer: “It’s so loud in here!” Me: “I know right? Christmas is crazy for us every year.” Customer: “It’s so loud, why do people have to talk so loudly?” Me: “Sorry sir, it’s just because there’s so many people.” Customer: “Forget this! I’m turning off my hearing aid. You guys should really try to keep the noise level down.” Me: “Right you are sir! If that’ll be all, your total is ***.” Customer: “What?” Me: “Your total, sir? It’s ***.” Customer: “Speak up! I can’t hear you!”
Not Always Right | Can't Cedar Forest For The Trees
Retail | Westchester, OH, USA Customer: “These Christmas trees all look so fake! I want to get one fresh from the Everglades!” (I chuckle, and then realize he is serious.) Me: “Sir, the Everglades aren’t exactly known for there Christmas trees.” Customer: “Oh yeah! I forgot, it’s all frozen.” Me: “No sir, the Everglades are in the middle of Florida.” Customer: “Oh, well I was never good at geometry anyway.”
Not Always Right | Wireless, Clueless And Helpless Iii
Video Game Store | California, USA Me: “Thanks for calling [store], how may I help you?” Customer: “Hello. I have a console that can connect to the internet and every time I try to connect it asks for a password. It didn’t used to do that. Is there any way I can create a password for it?” Me: “That’s odd. Did you get a new router for your internet connection?” Customer: “A what?” Me: “Do you have wireless internet in your house?” Customer: “I don’t have internet.” Me: “Sir, you are connecting to your neighbor’s internet. They didn’t like it so they put a password on their network so that you can’t connect to it.” Customer: “So can I set up a password and connect to it?”
Not Always Right | Wireless, Clueless And Helpless Ii
Computer Shop | United Kingdom Me: “Hi there, can I help you?” Customer: “Oh, yes. I need a…” *looks a hand written list* “…wireless Ethernet cable?” Me: “A…wireless cable?” Customer: “Oh, do they not make them anymore?”
Not Always Right | Wireless, Clueless And Helpless
Tech Support | Limburg, Belgium (A customer calls into our tech support line and says she is having a problem with her computer.) Me: “So, do you see an error message?” Customer: “No, I don’t get any errors. I don’t get anything!” Me: “Okay, what do you see on your monitor?” Customer: “I only get a black screen. Can you please fix it? I have a paper due tomorrow.” Me: “Ma’am, if your screen is black, that means your laptop isn’t turned on. Are there any lights lit?” Customer: “I don’t see any lights…” Me: “Well, can you try pressing the power button?” Customer: “That doesn’t work.” Me: “Well, ma’am, I’m sorry, but I think there’s a problem with your computer.” Customer: “That’s impossible! I just bought it!” Me: “Hmm, strange. Did you charge the battery?” Customer: “Wha
Not Always Right | Back Tea The Basics
Tea Shop | Minneapolis, MN, USA Me: “For a quick cup of tea, this is a simple infuser to use.” Customer: “Infuser? What’s that mean?” Me: “Oh, it’s just another word for something that you use to steep tea in hot water.” Customer: “What’s that mean?” Me: “Steep? It’s just another word for brewing.” Customer: *blank stare* Me: “It means ‘make tea’.” Customer: “Oooooh!”
Not Always Right | Cookie Cutter Response
Tech Support | Perth, Australia Me: “Tech support, how can I help you?” Customer: “Why are you holding my website to ransom?” Me: “Sorry?” Customer: “I pay you good money every month and now you’re holding my site to ransom to sell your cookies!” Me: “Pardon me?” Customer: “I went to my site and when I tried to add to cart, it came up saying I couldn’t until I bought some cookies! I never agreed to this and I’m going to sue!” Me: “Sir, cookies is just a computing term. What you saw was the page explaining that you have cookies switched off and telling you how to turn them on.” Customer: “Cookies! Blackberries! Well I don’t know these kind of technical things!”
Not Always Right | Extra Crime Rib
Restaurant | Grants Pass, OR, USA Customer: “I ordered a large prime rib last time I was here and it was awful! I want a new one.” Me: “Okay, ma’am I will be happy to remake it for you. We’ll have it ready for you in a few minutes.” (I make a sandwich while the woman strolls over to the chips, hides a bag in her jacket and takes it to her truck. She comes inside with a water bottle, fills it up with soda and takes a seat.) Me: “Ma’am, your sandwich is ready. So you had a large prime rib and a bag of chips.” Customer: “I didn’t have chips!” Me: “Yes ma’am, you took a bag of chips to your truck. We have it on camera.” Customer: “Okay, maybe I got chips.” Me: “And I have to charge you for a medium drink.” Customer: “I didn’t get a drink!” Me: “Yes, ma’am. You filled up your water bottle with soda.” Customer: “But it’
Not Always Right | Elementry, My Dear Mr. Darcy
Movie Theater | Utah, USA Customer:“I want a refund! Sherlock Holmes was possibly the worst film adaptation of a Jane Austin book I’ve ever seen!” Me: “Sherlock Holmes was not written by Jane Austen. It was written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.” Customer:“I thought there was something odd about it. Well, I guess it really is nothing at all like her other books. Silly me!”
Sidewalk
Sidewalk † A sidewalk not traveled To you or From you to me. Like a song not heard This sidewalk not traveled To you or From you to me A flavor not tasted As I close my eyes to think of you yet This sidewalk not traveled To you or From you to me A bed not loved in Memories of touches missed
Not Always Right | How About Some Dessert Instead?
Restaurant | Ireland (I have a table of four foreign business-men. One of them looks very sad.) Sad customer: “And also, you bring me tea because this country is very cold and I am sick.” Me: “I’m sorry you’re not well. Of course I’ll bring you some tea.” Sad customer: “…and then you marry me, because no-one will marry me.”
When It Was Me-paula Deanda
Ooh, noYeah, yeahShe's got green eyes and she's 5'5"Long brown hair all down her backCadillac truckSo the hell whatWhat's so special about thatShe used to model, she's done some actingSo she weighs a buck 'o 5And I guess that she's alright if perfection is what you likeOoh, ooh, and I'm not jealous, no I'm notOoh, ooh, I just want everything she's gotOoh, ooh, you look at her so amazedI remember way back when you used to look at me that wayTell me what makes her so much better than me (so much better than me)What makes her just everything I can never beWhat makes her your every dream and fantasyBecause I can remember when it was meAnd now you don't feel the sameI remember you would shiver everytime I said your nameYou said nothing felt as good as when you gaze into my eyesNow you don't care I'm aliveHow did we let the fire dieOoh, ooh, and I'm not jealous, no I'm notOoh, ooh, I just want everything she's gotOoh, ooh, you look at her so amazedI remember way back when you used to look at
Truth
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk Military FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs Military FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Military FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun as fuck!" CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. Military FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some Vagasil on your pussy. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. Military FRIENDS: Keep your stuff until they PCS. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: know a few things about you. Military FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. Military FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your
Belong
Belong † Shall I belong to a song Or a chord Of a six string guitar. Shall I belong to a color Be it red or blue And its corresponding passion. Shall I belong to me Or shall it be you. The smile on your face Says it all I shall And that is all. † †poet
If Any Of You Girls On My Friends List Read This
Stop calling my boyfriend babe baby sexy those are not his name.. Go find someone else.. Unless you want me in your SB Just fucking stop already it states in his profile not to call him that k? †
Freedom Of Your Soul....
I had freedom of my soul once. The first time in a long time. You proved to me you was different from the rest. Then a swift wind blew in and it all changed. Now here we sit trying to mend the peices back together. To make this right. That freedom my soul had once was so joyfull for me. One forgot what it felt like to trust. To be happy again. To know without a doubt everything was going to be alright. Then the winds of change hit me. And that trust crumbled. Now i sit here back at square one. Worry and wonder fill my soul. The happiness is there hidden under all. But it's going to be a long road to get back to that point. And my soul aches everyday cause of it. It misses the happiness you brought. But I stay hoping that it will come back. That everything can crumble again and i can release the happiness inside me. The aching pain deep inside eats me alive. Drives my mind insane. Wonder and worry filled my soul yet again. And all i long for is that happiness I once had even for that sp
Caffeine Vs Psychedelics
This is from a quote database my friend got me hooked on. Evader: nothing beats a caffiene high when reading a good bookEvader: kicks the imagination into overdriveQuixote: I'll bet a light dose of psychedelics would beat a caffeine high.Evader: no, then the vowels would segregate from the union and you'd have an alphabetical civil war on your handsEvader: if you REALLY fuck up, the numbers will come in as peacekeepers and proceed to draw out a year long campaign to 'resolve the conflict' while secretly stealing all the punctuation
Dear God By Avenged Sevenfold
"Dear God" A lonely road, crossed another cold state lineMiles away from those I love purpose hard to findWhile I recall all the words you spoke to meCan't help but wish that I was thereBack where I'd love to be, oh yeahDear God the only thing I ask of you isto hold her when I'm not aroundwhen I'm much too far awayWe all need that person who can be true to youBut I left her when I found herAnd now I wish I'd stayed'Cause I'm lonely and I'm tiredI'm missing you again oh noOnce againThere's nothing here for me on this barren roadThere's no one here while the city sleepsand all the shops are closedCan't help but think of the times I've had with youPictures and some memories will have to help me through, oh yeahDear God the only thing I ask of you isto hold her when I'm not aroundwhen I'm much too far awayWe all need that person who can be true to youI left her when I found herAnd now I wish I'd stayed'Cause I'm lonely and I'm tiredI'm missing you again oh noOnce againSome search, never f
Things Not To Say To Your Boyfriend
You pride yourself on your open, honest relationship. But that doesn't mean you should blurt out any thought that comes to mind. Sometimes, a comment that seems perfectly harmless to you might be hurtful, awkward or just plain irritating to your boyfriend. Excelle has identified 10 such comments. Ignore us at your own risk! 1) "My ex did the exact same thing!" Whether it's a desirable resemblance (they both always hold the door open) or a less desirable one (neither one showers often enough), your boyfriend never wants to hear that he's anything like your ex. Ever. You don’t want him to feel like you're always comparing the two of them, do you? Think about it: Do you really want him to imagine that he does other things just like your ex? Doubtful. Plus, he might think you're still hung up on your former flame. Either way, a comment like this won’t do much for his self-esteem. So the next time you experience boyfriend deja-vu, keep it to yourself. 2) "Helen's pregna
Rand0m
SUBJECT ONE- THE OUTSIDE What's your name? TRACILYN How tall are you? 5'10" What color are your eyes? Blue What color is your hair? Brown Are you Male or Female? Female What is your best physical feature? Eyes & TaTas Glasses, yes or no? No Did you ever have braces? No On a typical day you are wearing? Scrubs When you go to bed you're wearing? tshirt & pjpants How often do you exercize? walk everynight SUBJECT TWO- MUSIC Name two of your favorite bands. Eli Young Band Breaking Benjiman Name two songs you currently love. Daughtry-Life After You Eli Young Band-Always The Love Songs What are the preset stations in your car? Kase 101-100.7 KVET-98.1 What's the last CD you bought? I don't buy cds Was the last CD you burned an actual CD or a mix? Mix Name one band you're embarrassed to like but do? I'm not embarrassed by any that I like If you could only attend 1 concert ever again, it would be? Merle Haggard
"believed Me"
Believed me,If all those endearing young charms which I gazed fondly today Were to change by tommorow and fleet in my arms like fairy gifts fading away Though wouldst be adore as this moment thou art Let thy Loveliness fade as it will And around the dear ruin each wish of my Heart would entwine itself verdantly still It is not while beauty and youth are thine own And thy cheeks unprofaned by tears That the fervor of faith and soul can be known To which time will† But make thee more dear No;the Hearts that has truely loved never forget But as truely Loved on the closed As the sunflower turns on her Gods when she
Self Inflicted Misery
Lately I've been kicking myself in the ass. I often wonder how stupid I can get...why I've made some of the decisions I have in my life, and then realizing ultimately that all of this is simply self inflicted misery for which there is no coming back from. Sometimes I find myself hating the things I've said, the things that I've done that layed any doubt. Yet I can't change it. And it pisses me off to no end. Seems like no matter what I do to keep from hurting people, someone always ends up getting hurt and its pissing me off. I'm tired of crying myself to sleep, wondering how I can fix things, feeling like a complete and total fool. But I should. I did it. Repeating actions I swore to myself I'd never do again. It's hard though. Especially now. With trying to get everything lined up for college, the one you love is so far away you can't do anything to help when they need you, realizing that you could have been there when she did and because of a day worth of stupidity, fucking that up.
Steel Door Bdsm
Dominatrix vs Mistress Those just entering the BDSM world will find the abundant usage of both of these words by members of the online community. This is primarily due to the rapid growth of access and the restrained attainability of quality texts to correctly interpret what these words mean within the community itself. Up to a few years ago the BDSM world was a tightly closed and almost secret society. Membership in this society was kept totally private and hidden with significant effort. Entree into the community was by referral and accompaniment only. Protocols or rules of conduct were strict and strongly enforced, not from some control standpoint but because those rules emerged from bitterly hard lessons in survival. A Dominant is a person with a dominant aspect in their personality. A Master is a Dominant with significant real life BDSM experience. They are not the same. It can be fairly said that all Master/Mistress's are Dominant. It cannot be said that
No Life
God forbid that I have no life and don't do bad things! No, I am not innocent because I know what I did and why. The difference for me was that I went crazy for awhile for whatever the reason. Am I tamed and well heeled now? No, not quite. I'm sure that this God that is dragging me against my will for my own good has a plan that is very unique. As I come to know this God I realize that God has been there beside, behind, below, above, front, and where the need was to keep me going where as I quit so many times, often God alone was The One, and never was it me. Glory alone goes to God. Norio †
Pvd
For those who know me have known somewhat about me being a little sick for the last year or so. Six months ago I was diagnoised with pvd (peripheral vascular disease) which is very progressive. I had already back in march had 2 stents placed due to 100% blockage on my left leg and 90% on my right...everything had gone perfect until now..another blockage has become apparent now I am set to go back into surgery Monday. I have a wonderful card. doctor..this I am thankful for.† I need so much for positive energy to be sent my way..a candle lit..or just a thought...hugs to all my wonderful friends here!!!! † Lots of Love Sandra
Full Body Massage
Every Behavior Has A Positive Intention
† Every behavior has a positive intention. This applies to bad or non-productive behavior as well. With bad behaviors the positive intention behind, called “secondary gain”, is obscured.Secondary gain is the benefit someone gets unconsciously from a particular behavior that is normally considered to be dis-empowering or bad.People often resort to obnoxious, inconsiderate and dis-empowering, rude behaviors to get attention, acceptance, love and respect. However, it often gives them results that are exactly opposite to those they crave.If you can understand the positive intention that is causing a person to behave in a particular, un-resourceful way, you can increase your flexibility and there by your ability to communicate. You can then help to change the unwanted behavior by satisfying the intention of the behavior in a more positive way.This is one reason why it is important to understand that all human emotions and actions derive from either love or fear and that The Wo
I Recorded This Last Night! He Is Amazing!
Tuesday 18th, December 1934
Went to town about 10 A.M. to find a job. They are building a new dormitory out at the College the boss said I was an hour late. better luck next time, back home. Noon back to town again, went to three factories; all are going to put on some more men after the first. Oh! Yes the sun was out for a while today, but is resting now. A very lazy sun up here only shines occasionally. Lay down and tried to read some but didn’t have much luck. Mutt came in he and I went to find a tire rack for the car but didn’t do any good. Now supper, then mutt packed a coat he had to send back to the factory. We went to town and mailed it then walked around a while. Back home 8:00 P.M. am going to bed, may try to read some, don’t guess I will Gedy has class tonight, Mutt and Hap stayed up to annoy me.
Lies
to those who know... this is the length that people will go to make themselves feel special and to destroy others.... † † a letter by HER.. My life, my love, my happiness has finally come together and everything is perfect now. You have made it that way. I don't know what i'd do without you now. I'd be lost and so depressed. When you came into my life, the light shined through the darkness, and the clouds and rain went waya. You made such a difference in my life that everyboyd noticed and was very thrilled for me. You mean everything to me and you always will. I love you more than life itself. I wouldn't even have to give it a thought and I would die for you in an instant. I'm extremely happy that I have found you because you are my soul mate, my other half, my heart, my soul, you complete me in everyway and for that I am very greatful. I never wanna lose you. You are my one and only. You are my destiny. You are my True Love. now to this person its terrible you could sit there a
Woman
"Whatever you give a woman she is going to multiply..If you give her a sperm, she'll give you a baby..If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, you can expect a ton of shit."
Angels Among Us, A Poem I Wrote
Angels Among Us, By Me Angels walk among us in every shape and formAngels walk among us some of them even have devil hornsAngels walk among us every given dayAngels walk among us and help us along the way†These angels you see come in and out of our livesThey help us when we need themSome stay longSome come and goSome come fleeting breiflyThe angels who I count dearly never truley leave us†I have known such angels all my life and have learned to trust in themI hope I have been an angel to someEven if they never new itFor those angels are friends who we need to help us in different waysIf I called you friend one time, you are whom I speak here†For these days I have an angelThe strongest I have ever knownWho loves and cares and nertures meJust when I needed it mostFor this angel gives me Streangth & Hope & FaithWhen I thought all was lost†I realize my angel needs me tooAs much as I need herTo give her Streangth & Hope & FaithWhen she needs it mostI will be here for her to help her threw
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S2
Today as the sun rose,Her vision was deep in my eyes.Even through all the mist,Just like a clear blue sky. Each day she shines more,And gets deeper in my mind.Will she feel the same way,If not a way I must find. She deserves more than me,But for her I wish to make her mine,And maybe soon one special day,In her eyes to I will also shine.
Spinoza....
Just flashed Me, should IA- point and laugh and say you call that thing a penisB- feel sorry for him and order him some penis enlargement pillsC- positive motivation and say WOW look at that thing so he continues to have self confidenceD- consult a doctor cause I may be going blind†Any other options you have you may lisit below...
Things I Have Learned
Things I have learned I've learned . . . that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place. I've learned . . . that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. I've learned . . . that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other and just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I've learned . . . that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for whom we become. I've learned . . . that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated. I've learned . . . that credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being. I've learned . . . that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I've learned . . . that n
Poem Of The Day 1/17/10
Deep in thought lost † Guided by dreams found.
Yes I Will Marry You..........
Requirements : † 7 figure income and one foot in the grave.....................
Days ~emerson~
DAYS † Daughters of Time, the hypocritic Days, Muffled and dumb like barefoot dervishes, And marching single in an endless file, Bring diadems and fagots in their hands. To each they offer gifts after his will, Bread, kingdoms, stars, and sky that holds them all. I, in my pleached garden, watched the pomp, Forgot my morning wishes, hastily Took a few herbs and apples, and the Day Turned and departed silent. I, too late, Under her solemn fillet saw the scorn." --Ralph Waldo Emerson
This Was Titled "wait! Bandwagon Don't Leave Me Behind"... I Copied And Replaced My Own Answers....lol
If I were a month, I would be October. If I were a day of the week, I would be Friday(night). If I were a time of the day, I would be midnight with a full moon. If I were a planet, I would be Earth. If I were a sea animal, I would be a dolphin. If I were a direction, I would be South. If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a overstuffed rocking chair. If I were a liquid, I would be wine. If I were a gemstone, I would be a warm ember glowing topaz. If I were a tree, I would be an Elder. If I were a tool, I would be a crochet hook. If I were a flower, I would be a carnation. If I were a kind of weather, I would be a warm summer night. If I were a musical instrument, I would be a fiddle. If I were a color, I would be numerous shades of purple. If I were an emotion, I would be passion. If I were a fruit, I would be a honeydew melon. If I were a sound, I would be the gentle sea breeze. If I were an element, I would be water. If I were a car, I would be a 1968 Pontiac
Using Solar Power At Home
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Sunday
Her smile lingers in me,It has made my heart shine.In a world empty and cold,No longer is mine. Who would have thought,A simple kindness could do so much.I feel my sadness lifted,And warmth back to my touch. Each time I see her smile,My heart beats stronger.Never will i feel so cold,Never again,no longer.
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Michel By Anouk
Hey Michel how's life are you ok I wonder if you ever think of me It's been 9 years since that kiss I can't help but reminisce Hey Michel do you remember We walked the street to the beat Hand in hand you and me Smiling faces so in love Hoping that they all could see That we belonged together you and me against the world But we found out the hard way cause it wasn't meant to be Now it's you and her I see You were my first and worst love And so it only could go wrong But ain't that just the way you learn Hey Michel I just wanted to let you know That someone else has stolen my heart And now another girl has caught your eye That doesn't mean I don't think of you I am just hoping she'll treat you right Do you remember How we walked the street to the beat Hand in hand you and me Smiling faces so in love Hoping they all could see That we belonged together you and me against the world But we found out the hard way cause it wasn't meant to be Now it is you and her I see It was just a sill
Lost By Anouk
If roses are meant to be red And violets to be blue Why isn't my heart meant for you My hands longing to touch you But I can barely breathe Starry eyes that make me melt Right in front of me Lost in this world I even get lost in this song And when the lights go down That is where I'll be found This music's irresistible Your voice makes my skin crawl Innocent and pure I guess you heard it all before Mister Inaccessible Will this ever change One thing that remains the same You're still a picture in a frame Lost in this world I even get lost in this song And when the lights go down That is where I'll be found I get lost in this world I get lost in your eyes And when the lights go down That's where I'll be found Yeah yeah I get lost in this world I get lost in your eyes And when the lights go down Am I the only one Ooh
What Does This Mean?
This mountain i must climb!†All my life there has been heartache and pain. I know what love is. I want you to show me. i WANT TO FEEL WHAT LOVE IS. YOU THINK YOU CAN SHOW ME!!
Policy Of Truth & Drama.
No, this isn’t a fake blog and no it’s not anything dramatic. So if that’s what you came here for, sorry. Well, depends on your point of view anyways. Of late I am getting bombarded with more and more things that just make me go : WTF So many fakes, so little time. That’s a whole other issue that usually rights itself. What I’m not seeing righting itself is how some people are treating each other on here, and the depravity, the lies and the seediness that I’ve heard about. No one is perfect. We all have a few faces. One we show to the Fubar World, one we show to the pe
Spark.
If it were for nothing elseI'd be some crazed earth elementaltripping a chasm in a styrofoam cupdoping fat beatsbeating fat kidstricking out razor bladesin some desperate negotiation for clemency But I won't.So I'm not.So there. I'll tell you something thoughbetween this amber mistand the hazely smoke ringsunder zither musicpast spy girls and german machine guns When you start a fireit spreads.til your whole head is engulfedin some suffocated deluge of amorous withering.Wilting as you crawl out of the potcrawl over broken glass and seething poison. til your whole chestnot just your heartgoes missing the very second you part. Til that sinking, desperate lonliness wins.And you're left counting flakes in a blizzard of ash. †
My Hell Froze Over.
I'm Happy. Its been a LONG time. All I can say is I'm glad everything went the way it did. Everything happens for a reason. With my husband, I never dealt with my issues, I pushed them aside and tried to forget them, but they grew bigger in the corner... when we went our seperate ways, I HAD to deal with them. And the deadbeat X I had in the middle kinda made me deal with them... which is ALL I can thank him for besides my Precious Littlest Angel I have been blessed with as a result of our relationship.† When I was alone, I had time to evaluate my life and deal with my issues and see WHAT I really wanted. I had time to be sad and time to think. Many people are delusional and think I want that loser back in my life - I Don't. I don't want him in my life at all. I have three son's of my own - and don't have time for a 30yr old child that doesn't feel like working and uses people. I don't have room in my life to tip toe through the house so he doesn't get mad and throw things at me or wor
Just My Imagination By The Temptations
Each day through my window I watch her as she passes by. I say to myself, "You're such a lucky guy." To have a girl like her is truly a dream come true. Out of all of the fellas in the world she belongs to you... But it was just my imagination running away with me. It was just my imagination running away with me... Ooh-hoo-hoo-hooh Soon we'll be married.. and raise a family. In a cozy, little home out in the country with two children, maybe three. I tell you, I can visualize it all. This couldn't be a dream for too real it all seems. But it was just my imagination -- once again -- running away with me. I tell you it was just my imagination running away with me... Every night, on my knees I pray, "Dear Lord, hear my plea... don't ever let another take her love from me or I will surely die.." Ooh, her love is heavenly; when her arms enfold me, I hear a tender rhapsody... but in reality, she doesn't even know me Just my imagination -- once again -- running away with me. Tell you it
Open Relationships??
I have been in a relationship before where the person i was with wanted to be open so they could fool around with other people.† So, tell me, what kind of relationship is that? When you are in a relationship, why would u want to be with someone else sexually? shouldn't that be something you save for your partner?† I've heard people put certain "guidelines" on relationships like no kissing or cant have sex with the same person twice or no names exchanged, etc.† If anyone on here has a comment to make on here regarding open-relationships, please do so.† Personally, I am a one man type guy (yea, i'm gay)....I want to find that ONE guy to be with, and hopefully have a Life-long relationship with.....Is that possible anymore?
Soldier, Marine And An Airman
A soldier, a marine, and an airman got into a fight about which service is best. The fight was so heated, that they killed each other. Soon, they found themselves in Heaven. They see St. Peter walk by and ask, “Which Branch of Service is the best?” St. Peter replied, “I can't answer that. But, I will ask God what He thinks the next time I see Him.” Some time later, the three see St. Peter again and ask him if he was able to find the answer. Suddenly, a dove landed on St. Peter's shoulder. The dove was carrying a note in its beak. St. Peter opened the note and read it out loud to the three fellows: “Gentlemen: All the Branches of the Service are ‘Honorable and Noble’. Each one of you has served your country well. Be proud of that. (signed) GOD, USN (Ret.)”
Furiousity
So, we have an arrangement with my half-sister-in-law (husband's half sis, same mom, different dad) Tina.† It involves her buying groceries and then paying us cash because we help her with our food stamps (we have 3 people at our house - my father in law, my husband, and i) but Tina has her fiance and her 4 children (plus my mother and brother in law). Tina lives 45 minutes away from my husband's house.† She wanted us to meet her yesterday at the Wal-Mart nearly an hour away so she could go shopping.† I told Shelley (my mother in law) that I would like to meet at the Giant Eagle in the shopping center directly between Tina's and our house.† Tina said she'd go to the Giant Eagle 40 minutes away.† I give in because we had already bought food and we needed the cash for cat food, toilet paper, and other household items. My father in law is absolutely furious about how much of a fucking bitch Tina is being (Steve (FIL) hates Tina...long story but Tina and Steve don't get along) so Ian (hu
Me
the real me which so many of you never see and i wish you would see it here is me the real me behind the net face † † †
Closing My Eyes(the Thoughts Of Mem Chapter 17)
Each And Every Day The Nightmares Get Stronger. Less Lighter & More Darker They Grow. They Are Against Me. Every Time I Close My Eyes. The Smoker Gets Thicker In These Hollow Halls. I Wander Around Looking For A Way Out. I Just Want To Shout. To Be Free Would Be The Best Dream. But Do I Really Want It? Do I Want To Be Free Or Would I Rather Still Be In My Cage? To Unleash The Rage. I Am The Beast. I Am Domination Personified.The One Being That No Matter What Can Never Be Truly Defeated. Try If You Must But In The End You WILL Fail. Because When You Are At Your Lowest. You Have Nothing To Lose. I Don't Have Anything But Now In My Time I Just Don't Care. For I Will Always Be What I Say I Am....Your Nightmare....The Angelic Diablo!!!! So I Go Back To Sleep And And Dream That Ever Loving Nightmare...As Soon As I Close My Eyes. As It Is Written As So Shall It Come To Pass: Quote The MEMesis NEVERMORE!!!! †
Therapy???
Good lord...does it ever go away? Missing my Dad....things reminding me all the time. Funny shit that none of you care about...that's ok, this helps me, the writing does....I really don't care if anyone ever reads this...I will read it, I will remember and it helps me heal if that is truly possible. My brother and I were talking of one particular thing many many years ago at a funeral...small town in Ga. We were talking to an elderly woman, (at the time, she was in her 70's. Shit! 20 years ago!) my Dad told her she looked wonderful and mentioned something about her hair (my father the charmer!)....the wind was blowing hard that day. She said "Well it's getting a good blow job!" OMG!!!!!! I thought me and my brother would lose it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We had to walk away we were laughing so hard....not my Dad...he was so fucking cool! After he was through talking to her, he walked over to us and said, quite calmly but we knew he wanted to laugh with us,†"What are y'all laughing about? The
Psa-byk
This is a public service announcement from the Emanon Foundation:BEAT YOUR KIDS.Pretty simple do not be afraid to put your foot knee deep in a kids ass.Dinner rules: Either they eat what you cook or they do not eatOther rules:The minute they tell you to shut up, they get a busted lip or you have failed as a parent.The minute they brace up at you, they end up on their ass or you have failed as a parent. The minute they hit you with a fist they turn up missing never to be seen againThis message Endorsed by the Foot in Ass foundation which is cosponsored by the Thrown in trunk groupThis public service announcement is now concludedYes I am bored, sue Me! Since people cannot get it...THIS BLOG IS FOR COMICAL PURPOSES, DAMN EMOS TAKING THIS SHIT SERIOUS
Anasteemaphilia
Being attracted to someone due to a difference in height.
Countervail
countervail\kown-tur-VAYL\ , transitive verb;†1.To act against with equal force, power, or effect; to counteract.†2.To compensate for; to offset; to furnish or serve as an equivalent to.intransitive verb: †1.To exert force against an opposing, often bad, influence or power.
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Each of us bears his own Hell.† -† Virgil
Some Things I've Learned
I've learned that you cannot makesomeone love you. All you can do isstalk them and hope they panic and give in.I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just assholes.I've learned that it takes yearsto build up trust, and it only takessuspicion, not proof, to destroy it.I've learned that you can get byon charm for about fifteen minutes.After that, you'd better have a big dickor huge boobs.I've learned that you shouldn'tcompare yourself to others - they aremore screwed up than you think.I've learned that you can keep vomitinglong after you think you're finished.I've learned that we are responsiblefor what we do, unless we are celebrities.I've learned that regardless ofhow hot and steamy a relationship is atfirst, the passion fades, and there had betterbe a lot of money to take its place.I've learned that 99% of the time when somethingisn't working in your house, one of your dogs did it.Or one of your cats.I've learned that the people you care mostabout in life are take
Boredom...
I am bored as hell tonite and to lazy to mumm soooooooooo do I want an ice cream float for a late night snack or oreo cookies and milk?? † entertain me damnit :P
Shaz
God with all his wisdom,Knew eventually what would comeHe began this world,The same way she would be done. All the beauty and sparkle,Of the nights lit sky.All was his perfect vision,This he put in her eyes. When he created the sun,A plan he had in his mind.Into this beautys smile,He put this same shine. He made the earth in 7 days,It took so much longer this one.She would be perfect in all ways,His vision since time had begun. Her beauty to me beyond the earth,Glowing brighter than the sun or nights sky'sA perfect Goddess he has sent,Here right before my eyes. My beauty no matter what you ever ask,Within my power I would do.Forever I would be so greatful,To walk with a beauty such as you.
Special
Did u know...when u dream about a person that person went to sleep thinking of u?? did u know... when the person u like looks at u then looks down their crazy about u..?? did u know that when that person looks at u directly in the eyes they love u more than u think..?? did u know... when that person looks at u alot they cant live without u..?? did u know when they leave they say bye too much cause they dont want to let u go...?? now make a wish!!!!! with the name of the person u love or of a friend whom u love for real, if u dont forward this u will have bad luck in love....if u send this in the next few mins to 5 people ur wish will come true in 1 week, if u send to 10 people ur wish will come true 5 days, if u send it to 15 people ur wish will come true tomorrow
Twice As Hard By Black Crowes
Clean as a whistle Smellin' like a rose She got no dirty little fingers Bloodshot eyes are gone Tell me I'm wrong Twice as hard As it was the first time I said goodbye And no one ever wanna know Love ain't funny A crime in the wink of an eye Your sister always singing She play the step child A broken little memory Her heart was never kind Tell me I'm blind (repeat chorus) Yeah, bloodshot eyes are gone Tell me I�m wrong (repeat chorus)
Men Use Them In Negotiations With The Demons
Watch the latest 'ammunition refill'!
Am I Wrong
† I don't know if I am wrong or not. Here is my problem. I'm sick of sex, real sick of it. Up and down, in and out. No matter how you do it, it's the same BS. Now I've had more then my fair share I'm off point, rewind. I finally said, I need a woman. I told some people what I was looking for, and let it go. What I heard shocked me. I was told I was to picky. Picky, picky. All I said was age and everything don't matter. They just have to be easy to get along with and share my view on sex. Is that wrong or picky? I feel sex is only good for one thing.mking children.† I already have one, so.............
Last Light
It is dark in this placeOnce filled with hopes and dreamsIt is now only hatred and painI am on my own sideEveryone else stays in the lightThey are filled with happiness While I am filled with anything but thatNo one is with meNo one will ever beThey are happy, I am notThey will never understand meNor will they ever wish toI can not blame themI would also want to remain happyBut I have forgotten howI don't know how to go back to the sunshineI only know rain and night nowI watch the moonIt is my only friendIt understands and listens Though it never talks to meIt helps me throughout my lifeIt is my last lightMy last light of hope, dream, and my one loveAnd that shall never die out
Damaged
Desperately wanting the nightmare to end.Unable to heal,Unable to mend.Repressed pain of the past,Comes to haunt me at last.My sanity sinking,And I'm tied to the mast.Never asking for this.I was given no choice.Abused and disposed of,And left with no voice.Stripped of trust.Deprived of self worth.Locked away in my own,Private hell on earth.I need to get out.I have to break free.But it all seems so hopeless,Because I can't find the key.
Forgotten Sanity
And now I sit inside my glass prisonScreaming to be let freeBut all my efforts are in vainYou can't even hear me.Look into my tear stained eyesAnd tell me what you seeAm I so completely dead to youThat you don't even see me?Watch the tears fall down my faceAn endless stream of forgotten hateFall into an unknown worldFollow the road of fearful fate.Banish the light from inside your mindLet the dark consume your soulLose yourself inside this hellCause yourself to lose control.Rest your head and close your eyesSoon the pain will fadeSlip away into your dreamsNo longer be afraid.I feel my body growing coldShaking, shivering, fade awayTrembling under Death's sweet kissI'm too far led astray.Leave me helpless on the groundLeft alone to face this deathFatal numbness pass over meAnd I breathe my one last breath.My screams have been silencedMy tears have been driedAs I lay upon the earthAnd let this life subside.Let the dark consume the soulPass into eternityThus the ending of this lifeOf this
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Amazing By Aerosmith
In The Heart Of A True Man
In the heart of a true man is the patience to accept thier partners flaws, any mistakes thier partner has made becomes thier mistakes, the true man loves unconditionally no matter what is said or done, and the true man would never lay thier hand upon thier partner. In the heart of a true man is the longing to be with someone who appriciates him for him and not wanting to change him. In time the partner that he chooses will never want to leave him for any reason because of his will and the way he proves his love for her. A true man's love is the kind you hear about in stories you may not believe in it but that love really exists. In the heart of a true man his children come before anything, they are protected at any cost even his life. I am a true man, I wear my emotions on my sleeve, my heart belongs to my children right now. When I find a mate she will never want to let go because of the close bond we will have. My heart is open, hopefully I will find someone soon so I can release m
To Have Hope
IS THERE ANY HOPE OF BEENING HAPPY WELL HAS I SEE IT NO ITS ALL ABOUT BEENING HURT BEENING LIE TO† AND HAVE OTHER TELL YOU WHAT TO BELIVE IN THERE NO HOPE OF HAPPYNESS WELL LIFES SUCK
Angel By Aerosmith
I want to turn this around the other way if I could,
Rhyme Session With Bkps
-Each1 Teach1-of Brass Knuckle Poets Society said:Oh the immediate irony of being the last of a dying breed thats willing to die violently..Crazed2APoint... I'M AN ENIGMA WRAPPED IN FOOLISHNESS said:the irony of that is just as bad as this catch 22, wanting to live but having no good reasons as to why you want too... come equipped with enough pain bottled up inside, you can see it in my eyes, i can share a lil bit that could make the devil cry.-Each1 Teach1-of Brass Knuckle Poets Society said:so as he's weepin askin oh mama why, we supply the dopeness that make it all alriiiiiiigh...pressure from the inside let loose unto the night, breathing as an exercise to make us all feel fiiiine, listen as the devils cries turn to tears of pride, damn my people did it, layed it all on the liiiiine.....gyesh yesh!Crazed2APoint... I'M AN ENIGMA WRAPPED IN FOOLISHNESS said:that we did, dark clouds erased ain't nothin but sunshine, but it started raining guess the devil got mad and whipped his wife's
The Late September Dogs By Melissa Etheridge
Just outside my window I hear the late September dogs And I understand their warning I understand their song Since you left I feel the change in the air And night after night I'm searching for mercy everywhere So I wake in the street and I call out your name I shout to the sky please Come on let it rain Let it rain down on me Let the rain touch my hands Let the rain set me free Let it rain down on me Silence is the steel that pierces and cuts me to the bone In dreams the hand that touches you is mine and mine alone Cruel is the light is the morning shining down on me Hours with the Devil to understand just what you need So I wake in the street and I call out your name Shout to the sky come on Come on let it rain Let it rain down on me Let the rain fill my eyes Let the rain set me free Let it rain down on me Just inside the distance I hear the late September dogs And so I beg for sleep the child who walked before she crawled Damn my soul that remembers and clutches to this pain The
Snout
On the strike of nine your noble snout of a dog will become the nose of a pig and you will continue to dig. Alpha and Omega One Two Three God has no mercy. Norio †
Monday 17th, December, 1934
Up early had breakfast, Mutt gone to work. Went to town about 9:00 to mail some letters and did some shopping bought a pair of trousers, don’t like them very well also a shirt and Jacket like them pretty fair. Dinner time again, after dinner am writing this, have to take Gedy to town after while. I haven’t seen the sun since Friday last, I wonder what has become of it, They say it shines here, I wonder when. Took Gedy to town about 5:00 you know women it took for ever to make a purchase. Over an hour and I could have bought the Woolworth building in that time, brought one of Gedy’s girl friends home with us. Her name is Mary, something I don’t know what. After supper went back to the Doc’s to have me hand dressed. Than to the Armory to meet Mutt, “The Mutt here is James I Moss instead of Luna and will continue throughout the rest of this diary.” The Armory is a meeting place for the National Guardsmen, Mutt is a member. Watched the boys disasse
Sunday 16th, December, 1934
Got up about 8:00, and ate breakfast took Gedy to Sunday school, wrote to Bill and the rest of the folks. Now dinner after that we drove some, looking at the fair city. More hills, back home ate supper, wrote some more letters. Then some girls came over some of Gedy’s friends, good girls but the world is full of them, to bed at last kinda sleepy.
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I Hate Mel...
You Are Wacky and Eccentric You can't help but be a little weird. You've never really felt normal. You end up having unusual opinions, hobbies, and interests. You just seem to see the world through a different lens. You are quite expressive and creative. You have a true inner artist... and a very avant-garde one at that! Your whole life is like a quirky indie movie, and you can never predict what's going to happen next. The Orchid Test Blogthings: Free Quizzes for Everyone You Are Fabulously Flirty You don't have loose morals or anything, you just think it's fun to flirt. You love to make other people smile, laugh, and even blush. You have a twinkle in your eye. Your flirting may occasionally get you in trouble, but it's totally not your fault. You only have innocent intentions. If someone can't handle your charm, it's not your fault! What Makes You Fabulous? Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones
The Orchid Test
You Are Shy and Thoughtful You've always been a bit of a fragile flower. You're easily effected by the world around you. It's likely that you consider yourself to be a dork or a nerd. You're very involved in your own interests. While you are quite striking and attractive, you often don't feel that way. You don't see your own beauty. People appreciate your uniqueness and that you don't try to be like anyone else. You couldn't be like anyone else, even if you tried! The Orchid Test Blogthings: Free Quizzes for Everyone
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