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a poem by ronpowers!

This was sent to me by one of my most favorite fu's Ronpowers i call him r-pow cus i'm cool like that. so sit back and enjoy the best x-mas poem ever. oh and Ronpowers link is at the bottom. go show him love like only fu's can!

 

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
AND ALL THROUGH THE FU
ELEVENS WERE FLASING
AND CHERRYBOMBS TOO

PROFILES WERE VIEWED
IN A FRANTIC RAGE
STATUS MESSAGES READ
"I RE-RATED UR PAGE"

THE NEWBIES LOOKED ON
WITH WONDER AND HOPE
AT THE VIP'S
BEHIND THOSE VELVET ROPES

PIMPING, SHITFACING
BLINGING AND SUCH
FU PONYS ARE CUTE
BUT THEY COST TOO DAMN MUCH

BUT ONEVERYONES PAGE
WHO COULD YOU SEE
BABY JESUS THE SHEPARD
WITH UPDATES FOR THEE

HALF PRICED HAPPY HOURS
ACCOMPANIED BY BOMBS
BEFORE IT WOULD HAVE COST YOU
A LEG AND AN ARM

ON SCRAPPER, ON JUICY
EVEN TOLD MARKETMAN
QUICKLY SPREAD THE NEWS
AS FAST AS YOU CAN

AND THEN FU WAS A FRENZY
IT HAD FOUND A NEW LIFE
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
AND TO ALL A FU NIGHT

RONPOWERS -AS-MR. GODIVA

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