(I am working at the library reference desk. A teen patron approaches.)
Me: “Hi! What can I help you with?”
Customer: *looking away and fiddling with his hair* “Um…do you smoke pot?”
Me: “Uh…no.”
Customer: “See…there’s, like, this test right? And I’m not gonna be able to pass it, so can I like…um…buy your pee?”
Me: “No. That’s not a service we provide here.”
Customer: *slouches off*