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     When he cried out, the

  Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you  crying?"

  The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the

  axe to make his living.

  The Lord went down in the water and reappeared with a golden axe.

  "Is this your

  axe?" the Lord asked.

  The woodcutter replied, "No."

  The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe.

         "Is this

  your axe?"the Lord asked.

  Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

  The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.

  "Is this

  your  axe?"the Lord asked.

  "Yes", he replied.

  The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to

  keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

  Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along

  the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.

  When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked  him, "Why are

  you crying?"

  "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

  The Lord went down into the water and came up with

  Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

  "Yes," cried

  the woodcutter.

  The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

  The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried, "Oh, forgive me, Lord. It

  is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer

  Lopez, You would  have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones.

  Then if  I also said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my

  wife. Had I then said  'yes,' you would have given me all three.

  Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives,

  and  I love my wife such that I don't want her to share me with

  anyone, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."                

  The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a

  good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.. MOSTLY

  his  wife!    

  That's our story, and we're sticking to it..

  THE GUYS .