Hunting Season
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>> Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect hunting trip.
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>> Two days before the group is to leave Rob's wife puts her foot
>> down and tells him he isn't going.
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>> Rob's friends are very, very upset that he can't go, but what can
>> they do.
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>> Two days later the three arrive at their hunting camp only to
>> find Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper
>> cooking on the fire..
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>> "Dang, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into
>> letting you go?"
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>> "Well, I've been here since yesterday night. Yesterday evening I
>> was sitting in my easy chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands
>> over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"
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>> I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see
>> through nightie. She took me by the hand and led me to our bedroom. The
>> room was lit by two dozen candles and rose pedals had been spread all over the
>> room.
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>> On the bed were handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff
>> her to the bed, which I did. And then she said, "now, you can do what
>> ever you want."
>>
>> So, here I am
